May 24, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Memorial Day Weekend! - We’ll get some good advice from Duane Stomp from Blacktooth.. - The not ready for drive-time players have a brand new script entitled, “The Trophy Wife”.. - Comedian Bert Kreischer - aka: The Machine - Sports Guru Tom Sorenson checks in on the potential boxing match set for the Coca-Cola 600.. - Hoyt & The Jr. NationBand sing “Tube Top Woman”.. - and we’ll wrap-up with a call from our agent Murray..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. There's a big shoulder radio.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hell are you Lindsey Premise here When I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here.
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On the big show.
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but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
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Eighteen ninety nine, America's first auto repair shop opened in Boston. Well,
where did you go to get another estimate for your insurance?
Speaker 7 (02:26):
You're on your own.
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Would have been a great job for you, though, because
you know they didn't have much business.
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how does that work out? Eighteen ninety nine?
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the stomach of a seventeen year old girl. Doctors said
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rest of my boat.
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Was fishing.
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showed the man had seven times too much alcohol in
his blood stream.
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Seven times.
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I've crashed a scale before where it just starts blinking,
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Ready go oil changed, spark plugs and engine repair.
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and just want to let you know I'm a first
time caller and a long time listener.
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Guys.
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I listen to you every day.
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All right, all right, we're gonna get your news right now.
On the other side, we're gonna have our Friday song.
Get out of my way while you're trying to get
to work and get things done hand the Memorial Day weekend,
I got other Indian protesters for.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
We thought the terrorist supporters would be blocking you away
to work for.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Pay and.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hang on.
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Good morning make shows on the radio or Friday morning
song idiots, Get out of my way.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it being drama, not hunking, but I really really
want if she don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making me badder. All the
coffee is straining on my bladder. Gotta find some, please,
I'm making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
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at her old hagging hook in that's of a sheet.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
I'm gonna have to go change my caggi prints it
up my car or covered in pepee. Out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away, now
out of a way, out of away, out of away.
Now it paints a little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express lane.
Let's the twelve mine him seems burned. Damn plane following
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rules don't take half a brain. But the guy in
front of me and driving me insane. He's a typical
young bean douchebag, probably married to summer mom. Nag nag
cuts a bone and starting ten sang I'm a bull,
and he's waving a red flag by a fancy crackers
two poor His soup fund will tissue. There wasn't this
poop punk you know what mustard gotta be gray poopun
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teddy pulls out a big bunch of coup pon out
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now out of a way, out of a way, out
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a way, out of a way. Now not sure you
heard me, so I say ye again, fool out of
a way, out of a way, out of away, now
out of a way, out of a way, out of
a way, now, out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way. Now, I'm a straight up firecracker.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Gonna blow up son.
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After a long day.
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This was a asstraw the rope back by a group
of bad teeth.
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Bop got the mask to the girl's bend, no brock
and they don't move going through one like a bussaw.
Speaker 11 (10:08):
Cry.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Baby's all dumber than a pine stump each month and
iq of Forrest Gump. They hate me because I'm owning
for Donald Trump. They're all lining up to be a
human beef bump. Just then, a pimple faced college brand
reaches in my car trying to take my maga had
HiT's my window when the Loutville slugger band.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Thanks to him, I got.
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Something to a man out of a way, out of
the way, out of away, now out of a way,
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Now.
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time to work and I'm bus there.
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local white load, smells like a.
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County fair car, got a double chin like a swamp toad.
She's so bid.
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She got her own damp silk coat at the counter,
making up her mind, spelling like a rock port ride.
Now the dumps gang is holding up the n getting
the kettle pride, and I stick it up her be
and I'm away.
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Out of the way.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
I'm away now I'm away, out of away, out of
a way.
Speaker 7 (11:21):
Now I'm away, out of away, I'm away.
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Now you picked the road day to push my boots. Babe,
got'm a way now I'm away.
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Now out of a way, Now.
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Out of my way.
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Now I'm out of a way, out of the way.
Speaker 7 (11:36):
Now I'm away, out of a way.
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Out, I'm away Now I have ricky.
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Way.
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Tell you.
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Now you get out of my way.
Speaker 12 (11:50):
And I think I hear you out.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm away now I of my way. They said, thank you.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I think they.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
This is a big show on the radio for your
Friday morning. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 13 (12:48):
You see.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, Diary, istafu u see empire to expand.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
I've had big success in the past with Busy Burger,
Bubba Bucy Cola.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
And Busy super Rude.
Speaker 13 (13:04):
I've had my fingercap on for a bump on blocks
for a while, but being a true entrepreneur, never lay
rest on his laurels. I figured I had to pull
my thinker later out of mothballs after having lunch with
some of my old friends. Seems like they're once shining
star has dulled and they're hard up for some Dora me.
So I'm putting them to work, introducing fair Share Gears,
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Celebrity car wash, and medical Weed the dispensery, come on
down the fair Share Gears, get a wash and a
buff and take a puff. Stars washing cars, come get yards. Yeah, well, Diarry,
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we started off with a bang. I'd have no problem
line enough folks to work. I was looking for gals,
mostly ones with a certain morally, a casual attitude.
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Yea, yeah, yea yea, yeah, yea yeah, yea yea.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
I know what you're thinking, Diary, but fairesh hair gear.
There ain't nothing there for the ladies. Nah, dope, this
is holly weird. Lady is gonna dig this too, probably
a little bit more than most of the dudes. First up,
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I put Lindsey low Hand to work. She got no
trouble setting up that flimsy white tank top and working
that sponge. Brooke Hogan signed up pretty quick. Her daddy,
the Houlksters all saggy and sand these days. She needs
to make her own scaffaddy. I decided to give Catherine
(14:46):
Heigela try. She got a reputation for being a tad difficult,
so I make her wear this shock collar. Now I'm
gonna be honest, Diary. I kind of hope she acts up.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Googlely Moogly.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Here's my chance gonna make that stuck up beats dance
shoot of the juice.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Watch your bows cut loose, better luck next time.
Speaker 13 (15:18):
Folks tried talking me out of it, but I decided
to give that little Hallo Peni pepper Tila tequila a shot.
She ain't a great worker, but you get a few
drinks in her and she sort of waller's again in
the side of the cars it goes by, it's a
great show, and it keeps her on her feet. Everyone
was surprised I was able to hire cursed and dust.
(15:38):
I told her a long time ago she'd be a
hell of a lot more marketable. She'd lost her baby teeth.
The man, them things just keep hanging in there like
little baked beans. If I'm gonna be honest, a man,
the vines might have been a mistique. She's out there
on that line making them funny noises. May not you
(16:00):
remember all right, hearing voices. Good luck getting here to
keep her top on. Knock that I'm complaining, wamp. I
only lost one employee so far. I had to let
Kathy Griffin go, Well, Dowry, That's not true. I had
to let Carrot Top go. I just thought it was
Kathy Griffin. I think the only mistake I made was
(16:24):
putting the third string guys from Jackass in charge of
the Weed County.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Can't tell the small from pot fog.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
That's all the process I reckon, Well, Dowry, I got
the skidaddel. I got perspective employees to interview. There's one
that's cute, but I don't like hiring a cups. I
ain't never heard of her, Megan Markle. I'll give her
a shot. Until next time. Diary x'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 6 (17:00):
Yeas it.
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Yet morning, A big show is on your radio.
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I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
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There should be a cover charge.
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I'll tell you.
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The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. You fainted like cleaning bill over my head?
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You gonna eat that?
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Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We've
got a lot of response from my Starting the Nascar.
I've been playing this week heading into the co Cola
six hundred. Would earn Art featured prominently in there. Yeah,
one of the name of that song is start the Car,
so already put it together. Was that Start the Nascar?
And about another version you did with that as well?
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So let's roll that right now, turn it up.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Now. This is Coyle Petty and I'm John Boy and
Billy's second choice because Richard Petty wouldn't do this.
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I'm Michael, Hi, I'm Bobby, I'm girl. And where the
low trick?
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Huh?
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Sounds like John Boy and Billy still in town.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
Well outside of the pressure.
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Time of the pace he rapped on New York.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Notty be at the top end right, John Boy having
a band down the radio, stop the car.
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I can get John Boy to sit in my room, buffer,
I can get some more attraction, and I could probably
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better than winning a race.
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But the racing, winning is it.
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Is this thing?
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If you come up with a solution to that, come
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starved down?
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That himla go home.
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What's the cup racing?
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He's generally been thought of this country music type deal,
but good old rock and roll, that's where it's at.
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The same Hey, god boy, all right, Na, gentlemen want
the phone with his life.
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pass the guy you.
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Go And what kind of sound is the car man?
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (20:43):
I got the big show on the radio. We got
John Boyds. Ever been coming up? Tell you about that
prize back in a minute. I want to get to
our very special guest right now that as much time
as possible.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Rachel, Rachel Faulkner Brown is on the line.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Told you about you. It's gonna be our foes wander guests.
More than a guess, she is. She is right there
in it' all. Rachel's the perfect guest going into Memorial Day.
She's a gold star wife, mom of two teenagers. Her
son Davis will be attending Auburn in the fall. No,
you've got war eagles out there. Both kids were foes,
recipients and leads the Fold Speakers Bureau. Now Along with
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her role at the Foes of Honor, Rachel is founder
of beast Still Ministries and Never Alone Widows, which host
retreats to help women and widows who, like herself, found
themselves alone with children experiencing grief. I want to welcome
Rachel to The Big Show. Good morning, Rachel, Hey Jo boy, Hey,
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we are so good. Thank you so much for joining us, Rachel.
He said, the perfect time to have you own the
Foes of Honor, one of our favorite charities.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Just what you guys do.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
And Rachel, we just noticed us talking to Kyle Petty
just recently about his ride across America. How God, you
tragedies in all's lives and then you do something just unbelievable,
wonderful with that like he did with Victory Johnson Gang
over the years, and and what you were doing helping others,
what you went through. I just think that's so neat
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to see.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
Yeah. Well, I mean they say the worst thing that
ever happened to you ends up being the best thing
that ever happened to you, And I really believe, as
hard as that is, I think it's true. You know,
I really think it's true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Well, Rachel tell us how did you get involved with
Folds of Honor?
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Yeah, you know, it's a special story. We were We
had a dear friend, her husband had died in a
Raq and she had contacted me about Folls of Honor,
but they were only giving scholarships too killed in action
if you're in Afghanistan.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Or a Raq.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
And finally they raised enough money to include in the
line of duty deaths. And that is how I heard
about it was through my friend. She was the first
widow that I met, and honestly, it was one of
those situations where I did not know anyone that looked
like me, that had young children, that was widow, that
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was you know, thirty years old. And she kind of
took my hand and led me down the path of
widowhood and helped me see that I was going to
be okay. And she introduced me to Folds of Hoonner.
But what's so interesting is that Dan was actually starting
Folds of Wonner a year before my husband died, almost
to the day he started, I think April sixteenth of
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two thousand and seven. Blair died April twenty third of
two thousand and eight. And you know, it's so powerful
that a man was you know, in a way, so
actually broken hereo Oklahoma starting this foundation. My dad two
weeks after Blair called, he said, Rachel, there's this guy
in Oklahoma who's helping give scholarships to the kids. And
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my kids were five months old and two years old.
I was like, Dad, we'll cross separat one day. We're
not there yet. I just need to feed them tonight.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
You know. And yeah, and it was Dan.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
My dad was talking about Dan. And you know, here
we are ten years later, My kids have been scholarship recipients,
fifty two thousand scholarship recipients. Besides does and it's just
it's an amazing organization. It really is.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, it was your pilot husband, Major Blair Faultner, died
in a military training accident. That's told about active duty.
Having that from and your husband now rather as a
pastor and your children, Davis and Campbell understand you got
a son and a daughter. Cammell's a female there and
both were foes recipients. And what wanted you to tell
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us about your family, right quick?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Rachel?
Speaker 11 (24:42):
Yeah, Well, my husband is here in Atlanta when we
got remarried. I remarried ten years ago and he was
a pastor here and I was like, well, I guess
I'm moving. I was at home with the kids and
he was here. So we moved here. And he's been
an amazing dad to my kids. My son's graduating on Thursday,
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which I cannot even believe that this is our reality.
So he's graduating, going to Auvor. My daughter sixteen and
she is about to get her license.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
I mean, I'm in.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
I'm the thick of it.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
I've been the thick of it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
But they're amazing, amazing kids. So yeah, we are so blessed.
They have been through a lot, and yet God has
just done so much in their lives and they are,
you know, just go get hers. They've got their daddy's jeans,
they know, they know how to serve, and they know
how to love, and they're loyal.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
That's awesome. And as you said, Rachel, fos of Honor
provided more than fifty two thousand scholarships, and you just
saw firsthand what a blessing that is for a lifetime.
I mean, it's just unbelievable. Since this inception at two
thousand and seven, over fifty two thousand. So Rachel, if
someone listen here, lord'd like to get involved with Fols
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of Honor they had before.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
What should they do?
Speaker 11 (26:02):
Yeah, go to Folds of Honors ot org. We would
love for them to join the squadron for thirteen dollars
a month or thirteen folds on that flag that will
be waived this weekend. But when it's presented to people
like me, you know, they're thirteen fold and so we're
just asking you to join us, to just sign up
to be in the squadron. I know less than one
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percent serving the military, and this is just a way
to get behind families like mine and families across this
country who you know, we we've lost a lot, and
that's what Memorial Day's about, is just remembering well and
what better.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Could you do?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's it?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, Rachel, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
You have a great Memorial Day weekend and kiss kissing
kids for tell them that's from the big show.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I will y'all, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
That's a great week you sweet thank you all. Right,
olesof Honor dot Org y'all check that out. If you can't,
you can afford it, would love to have you join
us on that great people, good stuff. Ah, damn well,
let's go on and play one John Boy Jeopardy game.
We're right here review yesterday's question. We found out According
(27:17):
to the record books, the nineteen twenty six film Don
Juan holds a record for having this occur the most
times in a single Hollywood movie.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
But is kissing kissed a lot?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Every fifty three seconds? All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
This is the only produce item that has never sold frozen,
can processed, cooked, or any other form but fresh?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
What is hot pocket?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Just the opposite of everything I said? One eight hundred
Big Show you told free line? Come on, we played
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And right now, let's play yes wife, I forgot to
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And now a guy who is sitting right there that's
probably my best one yet.
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Hey Donnie out of Montgomery, Alabama against the first shot
this morning. Good morning, Donnie, Hey.
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Buddy, All right, man, here we go, Donnie. Listen up
right here.
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We're looking for the only produce item that has never
sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form
but fresh.
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What is it, Donnie? Would it be? Let us? Well,
let's find out choice.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Let us? Yes it? Don where sending you one and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products down to Montgomery. Buddy, congratulations,
you got the body.
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Hang on.
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Bottom of the hour and top of your news. What
do you want me to bang on? I want to
talk about him later. Hang on that a song coming up?
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Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we go
without Friday's song.
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And before eleven o'clock.
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Mister, you better find yourself another line of work. That's
when sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
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I've been having a very bad night.
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I hit this dude today, she's gonna work work, work, work, work, work,
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work work.
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Hey man, what are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We got to get out of here. We just have
a light. I mean, do you do anything like this
freepie stuff? What do you do for fun? Oh no,
we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun.
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Right, work work work work work work work work.
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Well.
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
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You see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend, things are at their darkest.
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Pal, it's a brave man party.
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I had all ideas. Will taste you as.
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Cool bus drop pie.
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Oh no, I am like today, I have a check
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What?
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Watch?
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Work?
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Work?
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Listen this dud.
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Good morning to make show on the radio. About twenty
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All right, we're ready now like that, let's do it then,
Jaggie Action.
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Hello friends, you're old pal bertburn here with another skull rattling.
John Bay and Billy playhouse. Today's episode The Trophy Wife.
As our story opens, legendary British big game hunter Sir
Lloyin o'beefe welcomes his new.
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Secretary Alassie, all the way from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Unless my dad is the great Hall.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Oh, it's bigger than the one in my own house.
I said, it's bigger than my own house.
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Still trying to figure out where or from.
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Wait until you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand
square feet.
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You can play rugby in there.
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Look at all the annibal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount zoo.
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Ah my trophy, yes, yes, each one has a.
Speaker 17 (35:57):
Story in that lion there looks so far ah ferocious. Indeed,
took five shots from my trusty rifle.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive. Is that the
polar bear?
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Ah?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yes, the Eskimos called him White Death.
Speaker 17 (36:18):
I took him with a spear, but not before he
took off part of my left foot.
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George, No, if you're brave or crazy at.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Her bit of both. I suspect there.
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Is one that seemed sort of out of place?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Really, which one?
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That one over there above the mantle.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Ah, yes, the Flamingo.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
They can't possibly be a story with that one.
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And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Oh no, where are you on a safari?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Heaman's no had fell off the wall and hit her
on the heads.
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From Ireland, we hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
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No, I'm just two buttons away from my new trophy.
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Your tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal texadermist.
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Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
a lot more big.
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Show coming up, John Boy b Big Show, Picky a.
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Who will?
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I thought it was funny.
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Dog having out them. It is a Friday Heading Memorial Day. Man,
we got it all way down. What a great show
we got for you, including Dwayne Stallman of the Day,
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Get ready to play out, but say.
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Eighteen ninety nine, America's first auto repair shop opened in Boston. Well,
where did you go to get another estimate for your insurance?
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You're on your own.
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Would have been a great job for you, though, because
you know they didn't have much business.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You know, it was like six cars at that time. Yes,
how does that work out? Eighteen ninety nine?
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You know with that it was a bunch of the
t models, I mean those open carriage cars, all the Fords. Yeah,
there was a a few nicer cars in there.
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Probably a lot of tire work.
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Yeah, Henry had it going on back then there all right.
Move up to two thousand and one.
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Follow on the state No free a forty four year
old drunk driver in the Netherlands stunned police when he
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showed the man had seven times too much alcohol in
his blood stream.
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Seven times.
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I've crashed a scale before where it just starts blinking,
but I'm not a retalizer.
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All right, all right, we're gonna get your news right now.
On the other side, we're gonna have our Friday song.
Get out of my way while you're trying to get
to work and get things done hand the Memorial Day weekend,
I got other Indian protesters for.
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We thought the terrorist supporters would be blocking you away
to work for.
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Pay and.
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Hang on.
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Good morning make shows on the radio or Friday morning
song idiots, Get out of my way.
Speaker 12 (08:19):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it being drama, not hunking, but I really really
want if she don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making me badder. All the
coffee is straining on my bladder. Gotta find some, please,
I'm making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
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at her old hagging hook in that's of a sheet.
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Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
I'm gonna have to go change my caggi prints it
up my car or covered in pepee. Out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away, now
out of a way, out of away, out of away.
Now it paints a little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express lane.
Let's the twelve mine him seems burned. Damn plane following
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rules don't take half a brain. But the guy in
front of me and driving me insane. He's a typical
young bean douchebag, probably married to summer mom. Nag nag
cuts a bone and starting ten sang I'm a bull,
and he's waving a red flag by a fancy crackers
two poor His soup fund will tissue. There wasn't this
poop punk you know what mustard gotta be gray poopun
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teddy pulls out a big bunch of coup pon out
of a way, out of a way, out of a way,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way. Now not sure you
heard me, so I say ye again, fool out of
a way, out of a way, out of away, now
out of a way, out of a way, out of
a way, now, out of a way, out of a way,
out of a way. Now, I'm a straight up firecracker.
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Gonna blow up son.
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After a long day.
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This was a asstraw the rope back by a group
of bad teeth.
Speaker 12 (10:02):
Bop got the mask to the girl's bend, no brock
and they don't move going through one like a bussaw.
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Cry.
Speaker 12 (10:09):
Baby's all dumber than a pine stump each month and
iq of Forrest Gump. They hate me because I'm owning
for Donald Trump. They're all lining up to be a
human beef bump. Just then, a pimple faced college brand
reaches in my car trying to take my maga had
HiT's my window when the Loutville slugger band.
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Thanks to him, I got.
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Something to a man out of a way, out of
the way, out of away, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
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Now.
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If your parents won't teach a matter, Boby, I will
time to work and I'm bus there.
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Making pizza pizza run in person. But to meet you,
Lucy r is the one who's gonna see you about
that time in walks bat Lestau. Fat Lisa is a
local white load, smells like a.
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County fair car, got a double chin like a swamp toad.
She's so bid.
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She got her own damp silk coat at the counter,
making up her mind, spelling like a rock port ride.
Now the dumps gang is holding up the n getting
the kettle pride, and I stick it up her be
and I'm away.
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Out of the way.
Speaker 12 (11:17):
I'm away now I'm away, out of away, out of
a way.
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Now I'm away, out of away, I'm away.
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Now you picked the road day to push my boots. Babe,
got'm a way now I'm away.
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Now out of a way, Now.
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Out of my way.
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Now I'm out of a way, out of the way.
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Now I'm away, out of a way.
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Out, I'm away Now I have ricky.
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Way.
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Tell you.
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Now you get out of my way.
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And I think I hear you out.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I'm away now I of my way. They said, thank you.
Speaker 5 (11:59):
I think they.
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Good morning.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
This is a big show on the radio for your
Friday morning. And now an entry into the diary of
Gary Busey.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 13 (12:48):
You see.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Well, Diary, istafu u see empire to expand.
Speaker 13 (12:56):
I've had big success in the past with Busy Burger,
Bubba Bucy Cola.
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And Busy super Rude.
Speaker 13 (13:04):
I've had my fingercap on for a bump on blocks
for a while, but being a true entrepreneur, never lay
rest on his laurels. I figured I had to pull
my thinker later out of mothballs after having lunch with
some of my old friends. Seems like they're once shining
star has dulled and they're hard up for some Dora me.
So I'm putting them to work, introducing fair Share Gears,
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Celebrity car wash, and medical Weed the dispensery, come on
down the fair Share Gears, get a wash and a
buff and take a puff. Stars washing cars, come get yards. Yeah, well, Diarry,
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we started off with a bang. I'd have no problem
line enough folks to work. I was looking for gals,
mostly ones with a certain morally, a casual attitude.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yea, yeah, yea yea, yeah, yea yeah, yea yea.
Speaker 13 (14:02):
I know what you're thinking, Diary, but fairesh hair gear.
There ain't nothing there for the ladies. Nah, dope, this
is holly weird. Lady is gonna dig this too, probably
a little bit more than most of the dudes. First up,
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I put Lindsey low Hand to work. She got no
trouble setting up that flimsy white tank top and working
that sponge. Brooke Hogan signed up pretty quick. Her daddy,
the Houlksters all saggy and sand these days. She needs
to make her own scaffaddy. I decided to give Catherine
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Heigela try. She got a reputation for being a tad difficult,
so I make her wear this shock collar. Now I'm
gonna be honest, Diary. I kind of hope she acts up.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Googlely Moogly.
Speaker 13 (15:01):
Here's my chance gonna make that stuck up beats dance
shoot of the juice.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Watch your bows cut loose, better luck next time.
Speaker 13 (15:18):
Folks tried talking me out of it, but I decided
to give that little Hallo Peni pepper Tila tequila a shot.
She ain't a great worker, but you get a few
drinks in her and she sort of waller's again in
the side of the cars it goes by, it's a
great show, and it keeps her on her feet. Everyone
was surprised I was able to hire cursed and dust.
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I told her a long time ago she'd be a
hell of a lot more marketable. She'd lost her baby teeth.
The man, them things just keep hanging in there like
little baked beans. If I'm gonna be honest, a man,
the vines might have been a mistique. She's out there
on that line making them funny noises. May not you
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remember all right, hearing voices. Good luck getting here to
keep her top on. Knock that I'm complaining, wamp. I
only lost one employee so far. I had to let
Kathy Griffin go, Well, Dowry, That's not true. I had
to let Carrot Top go. I just thought it was
Kathy Griffin. I think the only mistake I made was
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putting the third string guys from Jackass in charge of
the Weed County.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Can't tell the small from pot fog.
Speaker 13 (16:33):
That's all the process I reckon, Well, Dowry, I got
the skidaddel. I got perspective employees to interview. There's one
that's cute, but I don't like hiring a cups. I
ain't never heard of her, Megan Markle. I'll give her
a shot. Until next time. Diary x'es and o's Gary.
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Yeas it.
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Yet morning, A big show is on your radio.
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I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's food everywhere flying
through the air, and blights and bullets and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable. Oh with a spreads, you can't imagine ribs
and chickens and biscuits and whole pigs and a great
big sticky. That's what it's like at the John Boy
of Bully Pig Show. It's a buffet from start to finish.
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There should be a cover charge.
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I'll tell you.
Speaker 14 (17:29):
The only thing missing napkins. I guess that's what your
shirt is for. You fainted like cleaning bill over my head?
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You gonna eat that?
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. We've
got a lot of response from my Starting the Nascar.
I've been playing this week heading into the co Cola
six hundred. Would earn Art featured prominently in there. Yeah,
one of the name of that song is start the Car,
so already put it together. Was that Start the Nascar?
And about another version you did with that as well?
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So let's roll that right now, turn it up.
Speaker 12 (18:37):
Now. This is Coyle Petty and I'm John Boy and
Billy's second choice because Richard Petty wouldn't do this.
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I'm Michael, Hi, I'm Bobby, I'm girl. And where the
low trick?
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Huh?
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Sounds like John Boy and Billy still in town.
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Well outside of the pressure.
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Time of the pace he rapped on New York.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
Notty be at the top end right, John Boy having
a band down the radio, stop the car.
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I can get John Boy to sit in my room, buffer,
I can get some more attraction, and I could probably
get the ball about other things that are a lot
better than winning a race.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
But the racing, winning is it.
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That's what you have to do. That's why we're here.
Speaker 15 (19:12):
That's the only thing.
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How do you get edge?
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Is this thing?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
If you come up with a solution to that, come
tell us if we like the note.
Speaker 5 (19:25):
That said, the last time anybody ever send me in
a race boat going out with dignity, going out with
starved down?
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That himla go home.
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What's the cup racing?
Speaker 12 (19:38):
He's generally been thought of this country music type deal,
but good old rock and roll, that's where it's at.
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Let's go race.
Speaker 6 (19:51):
The same Hey, god boy, all right, Na, gentlemen want
the phone with his life.
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Daytona is how dry walk trip?
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He or.
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A lot of times. You know you'll be coming off
to Stay turned four at Daytona and.
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You'll really be flying boy and you'll get behind somebody
so things you.
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Pull out and pass, and you're like.
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Okay, and you're gonna pull You're gonna pull out and
pass the guy you.
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Go And what kind of sound is the car man?
Good morning?
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I got the big show on the radio. We got
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Told you about you. It's gonna be our foes wander guests.
More than a guess, she is. She is right there
in it' all. Rachel's the perfect guest going into Memorial Day.
She's a gold star wife, mom of two teenagers. Her
son Davis will be attending Auburn in the fall. No,
you've got war eagles out there. Both kids were foes,
recipients and leads the Fold Speakers Bureau. Now Along with
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her role at the Foes of Honor, Rachel is founder
of beast Still Ministries and Never Alone Widows, which host
retreats to help women and widows who, like herself, found
themselves alone with children experiencing grief. I want to welcome
Rachel to The Big Show. Good morning, Rachel, Hey Jo boy, Hey,
(21:41):
we are so good. Thank you so much for joining us, Rachel.
He said, the perfect time to have you own the
Foes of Honor, one of our favorite charities.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Just what you guys do.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
And Rachel, we just noticed us talking to Kyle Petty
just recently about his ride across America. How God, you
tragedies in all's lives and then you do something just unbelievable,
wonderful with that like he did with Victory Johnson Gang
over the years, and and what you were doing helping others,
what you went through. I just think that's so neat
(22:14):
to see.
Speaker 11 (22:16):
Yeah. Well, I mean they say the worst thing that
ever happened to you ends up being the best thing
that ever happened to you, And I really believe, as
hard as that is, I think it's true. You know,
I really think it's true.
Speaker 1 (22:28):
Well, Rachel tell us how did you get involved with
Folds of Honor?
Speaker 11 (22:34):
Yeah, you know, it's a special story. We were We
had a dear friend, her husband had died in a
Raq and she had contacted me about Folls of Honor,
but they were only giving scholarships too killed in action
if you're in Afghanistan.
Speaker 7 (22:50):
Or a Raq.
Speaker 11 (22:51):
And finally they raised enough money to include in the
line of duty deaths. And that is how I heard
about it was through my friend. She was the first
widow that I met, and honestly, it was one of
those situations where I did not know anyone that looked
like me, that had young children, that was widow, that
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was you know, thirty years old. And she kind of
took my hand and led me down the path of
widowhood and helped me see that I was going to
be okay. And she introduced me to Folds of Hoonner.
But what's so interesting is that Dan was actually starting
Folds of Wonner a year before my husband died, almost
to the day he started, I think April sixteenth of
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two thousand and seven. Blair died April twenty third of
two thousand and eight. And you know, it's so powerful
that a man was you know, in a way, so
actually broken hereo Oklahoma starting this foundation. My dad two
weeks after Blair called, he said, Rachel, there's this guy
in Oklahoma who's helping give scholarships to the kids. And
(23:53):
my kids were five months old and two years old.
I was like, Dad, we'll cross separat one day. We're
not there yet. I just need to feed them tonight.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
You know. And yeah, and it was Dan.
Speaker 11 (24:04):
My dad was talking about Dan. And you know, here
we are ten years later, My kids have been scholarship recipients,
fifty two thousand scholarship recipients. Besides does and it's just
it's an amazing organization. It really is.
Speaker 5 (24:18):
Well, it was your pilot husband, Major Blair Faultner, died
in a military training accident. That's told about active duty.
Having that from and your husband now rather as a
pastor and your children, Davis and Campbell understand you got
a son and a daughter. Cammell's a female there and
both were foes recipients. And what wanted you to tell
(24:39):
us about your family, right quick?
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Rachel?
Speaker 11 (24:42):
Yeah, Well, my husband is here in Atlanta when we
got remarried. I remarried ten years ago and he was
a pastor here and I was like, well, I guess
I'm moving. I was at home with the kids and
he was here. So we moved here. And he's been
an amazing dad to my kids. My son's graduating on Thursday,
(25:02):
which I cannot even believe that this is our reality.
So he's graduating, going to Auvor. My daughter sixteen and
she is about to get her license.
Speaker 6 (25:11):
I mean, I'm in.
Speaker 10 (25:12):
I'm the thick of it.
Speaker 9 (25:14):
I've been the thick of it.
Speaker 11 (25:15):
But they're amazing, amazing kids. So yeah, we are so blessed.
They have been through a lot, and yet God has
just done so much in their lives and they are,
you know, just go get hers. They've got their daddy's jeans,
they know, they know how to serve, and they know
how to love, and they're loyal.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
That's awesome. And as you said, Rachel, fos of Honor
provided more than fifty two thousand scholarships, and you just
saw firsthand what a blessing that is for a lifetime.
I mean, it's just unbelievable. Since this inception at two
thousand and seven, over fifty two thousand. So Rachel, if
someone listen here, lord'd like to get involved with Fols
(25:58):
of Honor they had before.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
What should they do?
Speaker 11 (26:02):
Yeah, go to Folds of Honors ot org. We would
love for them to join the squadron for thirteen dollars
a month or thirteen folds on that flag that will
be waived this weekend. But when it's presented to people
like me, you know, they're thirteen fold and so we're
just asking you to join us, to just sign up
to be in the squadron. I know less than one
(26:23):
percent serving the military, and this is just a way
to get behind families like mine and families across this
country who you know, we we've lost a lot, and
that's what Memorial Day's about, is just remembering well and
what better.
Speaker 9 (26:38):
Could you do?
Speaker 12 (26:38):
You know?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
That's it?
Speaker 11 (26:41):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, Rachel, thank you so much for joining us this morning.
You have a great Memorial Day weekend and kiss kissing
kids for tell them that's from the big show.
Speaker 11 (26:54):
I will y'all, thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
That's a great week you sweet thank you all. Right,
olesof Honor dot Org y'all check that out. If you can't,
you can afford it, would love to have you join
us on that great people, good stuff. Ah, damn well,
let's go on and play one John Boy Jeopardy game.
We're right here review yesterday's question. We found out According
(27:17):
to the record books, the nineteen twenty six film Don
Juan holds a record for having this occur the most
times in a single Hollywood movie.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
But is kissing kissed a lot?
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Every fifty three seconds? All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
This is the only produce item that has never sold frozen,
can processed, cooked, or any other form but fresh?
Speaker 7 (27:43):
What is hot pocket?
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Just the opposite of everything I said? One eight hundred
Big Show you told free line? Come on, we played
John Boy Jeopardy. Next, Good Morning Anderson, Big Show on
(28:20):
the radio, Roll into you Friday Today He's speeds your
track from the Big Show, Big Box Rocky by Sharlie
Motor Speedway, Coca Cola six hundred. Is this Sunday our
agent Murray the Great ball Pino, another one of his
wonderful clients, serves for keywords Murray the Great and they
hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
And right now, let's play yes wife, I forgot to
look ahead?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
How you do it?
Speaker 16 (28:51):
And now a guy who is sitting right there that's
probably my best one yet.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Hey Donnie out of Montgomery, Alabama against the first shot
this morning. Good morning, Donnie, Hey.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Buddy, All right, man, here we go, Donnie. Listen up
right here.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
We're looking for the only produce item that has never
sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form
but fresh.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
What is it, Donnie? Would it be? Let us? Well,
let's find out choice.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Let us? Yes it? Don where sending you one and
twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products down to Montgomery. Buddy, congratulations,
you got the body.
Speaker 12 (30:00):
Hang on.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Bottom of the hour and top of your news. What
do you want me to bang on? I want to
talk about him later. Hang on that a song coming up?
Speaker 16 (30:20):
H h.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Good morning, big shows on the radio. Here we go
without Friday's song.
Speaker 6 (30:58):
And before eleven o'clock.
Speaker 1 (31:00):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work. That's
when sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (31:14):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (31:22):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate one.
Speaker 6 (31:29):
I've been having a very bad night.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
I hit this dude today, she's gonna work work, work, work, work, work,
(32:26):
work work.
Speaker 6 (32:27):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 12 (32:28):
Man?
Speaker 1 (32:28):
We got to get out of here. We just have
a light. I mean, do you do anything like this
freepie stuff? What do you do for fun? Oh no,
we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (32:37):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 17 (32:39):
Right, work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 5 (32:42):
Well.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
You see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 12 (32:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (32:47):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (32:55):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Pal, it's a brave man party.
Speaker 6 (33:00):
I had all ideas. Will taste you as.
Speaker 11 (33:06):
Cool bus drop pie.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Oh no, I am like today, I have a check
bait work work what what?
Speaker 9 (34:04):
What?
Speaker 14 (34:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Watch?
Speaker 12 (34:05):
What's work?
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Work?
Speaker 12 (34:06):
Work?
Speaker 5 (34:10):
Listen this dud.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Good morning to make show on the radio. About twenty
minutes Bird Chrysier.
Speaker 5 (34:51):
Going join us talking about this you comedy fully loaded
comedy festival hitting the road.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
All right, we're ready now like that, let's do it then,
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Speaker 15 (35:05):
Hello friends, you're old pal bertburn here with another skull rattling.
John Bay and Billy playhouse. Today's episode The Trophy Wife.
As our story opens, legendary British big game hunter Sir
Lloyin o'beefe welcomes his new.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Secretary Alassie, all the way from Ireland.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
Unless my dad is the great Hall.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
Oh, it's bigger than the one in my own house.
I said, it's bigger than my own house.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
Still trying to figure out where or from.
Speaker 17 (35:41):
Wait until you'll see your quarters, my dear, thirty thousand
square feet.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
You can play rugby in there.
Speaker 7 (35:48):
Look at all the annibal heads on the wall. It
looks like a discount zoo.
Speaker 1 (35:53):
Ah my trophy, yes, yes, each one has a.
Speaker 17 (35:57):
Story in that lion there looks so far ah ferocious. Indeed,
took five shots from my trusty rifle.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
It still didn't stop him. I had to finish him
off with my knife. Now they killed me.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
Oh my, you're very lucky to survive. Is that the
polar bear?
Speaker 11 (36:14):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yes, the Eskimos called him White Death.
Speaker 17 (36:18):
I took him with a spear, but not before he
took off part of my left foot.
Speaker 7 (36:24):
George, No, if you're brave or crazy at.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Her bit of both. I suspect there.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Is one that seemed sort of out of place?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Really, which one?
Speaker 7 (36:33):
That one over there above the mantle.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Ah, yes, the Flamingo.
Speaker 7 (36:40):
They can't possibly be a story with that one.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
And that's where you'd be wrong, young lady. That's the
one that killed my wife.
Speaker 7 (36:49):
Oh no, where are you on a safari?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
Heaman's no had fell off the wall and hit her
on the heads.
Speaker 15 (37:01):
From Ireland, we hope you've enjoyed John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
No, I'm just two buttons away from my new trophy.
Speaker 15 (37:12):
Your tune in next time when we'll hear the Royal texadermist.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
a lot more big.
Speaker 15 (37:24):
Show coming up, John Boy b Big Show, Picky a.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Malthew Oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time to call. Well,
listen to the radio. We're right in the middle of
a new detro you boob, No, no not, you're racing,
fat boy. Pull up a couple of chairs and get
down nothing. I gotta go make coffee for the boys
so they can go on making that audio magic known
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as the John boy By Big Show.
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