May 23, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Memorial Day Weekend so we’ll check in on our friends at “Folds of Honor” for an update.. - Duane Stomp knocks another hour off of his community service mandate with his drinking and driving Public Service Announcement.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take us “Cow Shopping”.. - Comedian Brad Williams calls in to update us on his “Growth Spurt” Comedy Tour.. - Tom Sorensen recaps the week in sports and looks ahead to the weekend.. - and we’ll give Tank Hogarth time to address Craft Beer…
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That good morning.
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There's a big show on the radio Friday May.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're twenty third.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Well we have a new pope and it's about time.
But I've often wondered who fills in for the pope
while they're looking for a new one. Well we've found
the answer. Welcome to the big show, mister Malcolm w
norbleist Have a seat, Malcolm, I mind if I do. Now,
you have a unique job.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
That's true. I am the only person who has ever
held this job.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
So you are the stand in pope. Is that the
right way to put it?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Pretty much. See I'm the guy who steps into the
pope's position while the cardinals and bishops are looking for
a new poniff.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
So how long have you been doing this?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Since nineteen seventy eight, I was a young man working
my way across Europe. It was a lovely August day
in Rome. I was filling out an application for the
Vatican gift Shop when the news came that the Pope
had died. A couple of bishops and cardinals took me
into a room. The robes fit and that was pretty
much a boom stand in pope.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Does it pay well?
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Pretty good? Plus the clothes, it's all robes and stuff.
You know, I'm a big fan of loose fitting clothing.
And best of all, one word commando. Oh, more information
than we needed, Malcolm.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
So basically, you've only really worked about two months total
over the last what almost fifty years?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Jealous.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
No, that's pretty much my story too.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It's nice.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So do you live in the actual Vatican?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
No, no, I have a guest house out back. They
call it the Cato Calin Suite. It's not very big,
but I.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Do have cable.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What do you do all the time? Did I let
you go out?
Speaker 8 (14:14):
I'm not supposed to, but I sneak out once in
a while, you know, whenever I get a craving from pizza.
There's a Papa John's just down the street.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
So you're in Italy and you go to Papa John's.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Hard wants what the hard wants.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It must be boring the rest of the time. Oh, no,
that's not true at all.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Every Tuesday is bowling night. We've got six lanes. We
even have teams. I play with the Vatican plumbers. We
call ourselves the Holy Craft. Oh, Cardinal Papa Georgio, he
gets a big kick out of that. On Thursday we
get together in the vestibule and play Canasta. And Friday
night is movie night.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well that sounds like fun.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Oh it's hilarious. You know they only watch PG movies.
But a couple of times I snuck in an R
rated one American pie almost got me fired.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, I bet.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
And though it's not well known, there was a mall
underneath the Vatican, like a regular mall. Oh regular mall.
We got a gap, we got a sears, a spencer
gifts spencer gimps in the Vatican, I know, right. My
favorite part is to catch one of the bishops looking
at the fat girl cards. Hey, they even got an
old fashioned arcade. Closest Cyber came to hearing a pope
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cuss was when Pope John Paul the Second was playing
Miss pac Man's do you have any other duties in
your off time? Well, John boy, I fancy myself a
bit of an idea of it. I'm always looking for
ways to put the Vatican in the spotlight.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Now.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
I remember when the first Batman came out. I suggested
they outfit the Popemobile to look like the Batmobile something
to get the kids attention, you know, and went over
like a turd in the punch bowl. I tried to
get the Pope to be a Grand Marshal in a
NASCAR event. That got the Popemobile like a real competition vehicle,
get a sponsor. But apparently the pimply monk hard Lemonade
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Sacramental Wine number seven car was not received like at all?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is there anything you don't like about it?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
You know what, there's only one thing. The hats a beanie,
come on, what are we doing? A little rascals reboots
and that big cone hat. You know, I'm sure it
looks majestic, but it would it kill you to maybe
trying a ball cap. I mean the new Pope is
from Chicago, right, sell ball caps at the gift shop
with dump Pope on it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Who's your favorite Pope.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Now, Darren, we have to think about it. John Paul
the Second JP Douce, Juan Pablo Dos, John Paul, George Ringo,
great guy Italian, sounded like Chico Marks.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
That's a no good.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
He really knew his way around a knock knock joke.
And guess what a great dance really? Oh he could
merangue like nobody's business. And another tidbit, he was a sleepwalker.
I gave him the nickname the Roman Catholic. Get it?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
So what now?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Well, I'm gonna go back to Wisconsin for a few weeks,
then to the Vatican. I mean you never know, right,
malcolme w norbalist the stand in Pope. Thanks for stopping by.
You wouldn't happen to be in the market for forty
thousand bat Pope matchbox cards. I figures I'll just show
myself out.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 15 (17:25):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio coming
up in a few minutes. One of my favorite charities
Poles of Honor, and we uh talked about jury last week.
We had Sarah talking about bigger Memorial Day weekend celebration.
Want to get Poles of Honor out there and we will.
It's just a couple of minutes, all right, Okay, right now,
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we're go and get our Friday song going. Let's bang
on the drum.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 16 (18:59):
That's when sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and
we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Hit it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I hate work.
Speaker 17 (19:19):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I hit this dude.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Today.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
She's going.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah day, work work work, what work? Work, work work work?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Man?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
We do have a light.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Not giving me any.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Weekend, Saturday and Sunday, the time between.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Work and more work, the time when you go out
looking for happiness and end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I can kick party. All there is will taste you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Bus drop five.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Oh no I am not today, I'm married, cat paid?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
What what?
Speaker 16 (21:59):
What?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
What? What?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What's work?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Ns of this? Do do?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Big Show's on the radio coming up. We played John
Boyds every day for a Happy Heard prize pack cling
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enter co JBB. You get tim person off of check out,
hang on and play four it in minutes. Right now
at this time for our special guest from Foes of
Honor telling me about Jurley Torrean. We heard about Gurley
(22:39):
last week when we're talking to Sarah Bush about the
Folds of Honor and the way we do on the
golf courses over Memorial Day weekend. We get to meet
Gurley this morning. She's a gold star wife, widow of
husband Aaron, a marine, and mother of three children.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And have her right now.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Good morning, Jury morning, good morning, Thank you so much
for joining us this morning. Jerley, We sure appreciate you well.
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Thanks for having me excited to be here.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Well, thank you so much. We want to let our
listeners know about one of our favorite charities. We talked
to you guys and often about Folds of Honor, and
let's let's start with Jerlie, if you could tell us
a little bit about your husband, Eron as I said,
he was a marine, correct.
Speaker 17 (23:25):
That's right, he was a marine. Aaron I Mett in
college at Tennessee Tech University. He was getting his master's
in education administration and his plan was to be a teacher,
a football coach, and we went to war in Iraq
and his plan changed and he enlisted in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Wow. And know about your three kids. I know, Bared
you're proud of your kids, but wow, you have three
very impressive kids, Elijah, Larabella and Avery. Yes, and they
were all three Foes of Honor recipients.
Speaker 17 (24:01):
Gerley, Yes, they are and currently are also through elementary.
My youngest is now in middle school, my daughter's in
high school, and my oldest is currently a junior in
college finishing up his junior year.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Tom goes right along, don't it.
Speaker 17 (24:19):
It's absolutely flies by. Avery was not even two years
old when Aaron passed away, and he just turned thirteen,
so it's definitely sweeping by.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, along with being a gold Star wife, you're also
a member of the Foes of Honor Speakers Bureau.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And what does that entail for you?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Jerley?
Speaker 17 (24:39):
So, being a part of the Speaker's Bureau, I get
to go to different events, whether it could be a
concert or you know, a gala or a golf event,
and I talk to people about Folds of Honor, tell
them my story and how their contributions are helping families
like mine, so they can really put a face behind
the name of the people that they're helping. So I've
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gotten to me a lot of peop full and you know,
be involved in a lot of great opportunities to raise
funds for folds of honor.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
And just looking at how impressive your husband Aaron was
and the Masters and then when the wars are the
here is of marine like that, and Jerlie and you're
a nurse too, Wow. I mean that must keep you
busy along with raising your three kids.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
It keeps me very busy. Work is always busy in healthcare,
and no matter what you do in healthcare, I don't
think there is a moment where you stop. So between
work and kids. Yes, we stay crazy all the time,
but it's fun and you know, makes life exciting.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And they're talking about foes of honor. In addition to
financial help for the recipient's foes of honor, it's yours
that the Aaron's and your family sacrifice is like never
forgotten and if you just put into words how important
that is to you and your family.
Speaker 17 (25:54):
So, of course the financial help with school has been
a blessing, but I think the biggest blesslie has definitely
been the sense of community with Folds of Honor. We
go to these events and we see people that we've
met in the past. They remember me, they remember my children,
but most importantly to me, they remember my husband. They
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know his name, they know what he did. They keep
his memory alive. And you know, all the service members
that have made the ultimate sacrifice, they continue to keep
their memory alive and remind us families so that they're
still here, that we haven't been forgotten.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Well, of course, this is Memorial Day weekend when we
were supposed to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.
And I hope some of our listeners, by listening to you,
hearing about Foes of Honor, will take some of their
money and donate the Foes of Honor, because I've never
seen anybody use it so great, and there's a lot
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of organizations out there to want you got it. I mean,
it just doesn't. But I can't even put it in
the words.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I can't imagine how hell you are.
Speaker 17 (27:03):
Well, ninety one cents on every dollar that's donated goes
directly to scholarship, So they are really taking their funds
and making the most use out of them, making the
most impact out of them, making sure that families are
not forgotten. You know, Memorial Day weekend, just like most
people in America, to me, was just a three day weekend.
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It was an extra day off. And when you really
stop and think about what it means to truly celebrate
the weekend, you know, I hope people remember. And if
they can't do anything physically, they can help monetarily. I mean,
there's so many ways to help the organization and just
to help the community in general. Every Memorial Day weekend
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we have a bunch of friends come to town. We
do some volunteer work in the community in my husband's
name and in his honor, and then we celebrate the
true meaning of the holiday.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
That's great, well, Jarlie, thank you so much. If our
listeners right now, you can go to foldsof Honor dot Org.
There is definitely a way that you can get involved
foldsof Honor dot Org. Jorlie, thank you very much. Hope
we get to see in person sometime me too.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
All right, thank you, right bye bye, have a good one.
All right, man, that's awesome, Hew, they do that. It
is fosof Honor dot Org. All right, Dan, Well, let's
play John Boy Jeopardy. I told you about the happy herd.
We planned for yesterday's question. We found out, statistically speaking,
roughly ten thousand babies will be born in the US today,
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and about five hundred of them will one day call
one of these.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Home, Sweet Home? What is prison? Prison? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You're working on your writing skills, Randy, Home Sweet Home.
I think that was kind of hurtful.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. Now, on the average, you
will drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you will use more than sixty eight thousand gallons
doing this.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
What is showering with a friend?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
You remember that day?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Don't you? What show?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You don't free live? We go to We get a winter.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
We played John boyde everyday. Next Good Morning. That's a
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big show on the radio. Rode into your Friday, May
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Speaker 1 (30:03):
And right now let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 18 (30:07):
It's John Boy gentlemen, and now a man who says,
whoever's naming these craft Beers needs to just knock it off,
making us ask a bartender to bring us a horny
monkey or a blonde schoolgirl.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's just too much. He's John boyd.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
As a hey to Hea, that a loose down Mississippi.
Good morning, Heath, Hey ho you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hey buddy, were all good?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Welcome in here one of my favorite states of bliss
in Mississippi. Well, uh, Hea, if you got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, on the average, you
will drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you will use more than sixty eight thousand gallons.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Doing this rushing your teeth, brushing your teeth. Yes, yeah,
then I'm standing there with the water running.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I wonder how much do you flush?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
It's doing.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's way up there. It's actually more than the more.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Than the tooth brushing. Okay, we might get back to
that next time we have a bathroom question. Hea, though,
hope it's been six months. You can get through from Loosendale. Congratulations, buddy.
All right, man, let's jump out, let's catch you up
(31:33):
on your news, and then all right head into memorrow
Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
A word from Dwayne Storm from Black Tooth.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio Friday, May twenty third,
and the Memorial Day weekend. Jo, please be safe out there, Tayla.
You got the Memorial Day Monday show.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Boss, I got you covered.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeh baby, good shape.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Let's go for our for our public service announcement. Go
to the booth right now, okay.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Dweene, We're gonna try it once for just remember now,
introduce yourself and read what's on the paper in front
of you.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Yeah again?
Speaker 9 (32:49):
Okay fine, Dwayne stopped substance abuse awareness campaign.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
This is take Nineen.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Wayne is a.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Cute right.
Speaker 11 (33:03):
Anytime you're ready?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Ready, Dwayne go?
Speaker 11 (33:10):
Oh Hi, this is Dwayne Stomp of Black Tooth Kids.
When you drink and drive?
Speaker 9 (33:18):
No, Dwayne, No, no, it's not when you drink and drive.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Oh right right, uh let me do it again.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, good idea.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
This is Dwayne Stomp psa Take ten.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Hi, this is Dwayne Stump when I drink and drive.
I'll cut Dwayne cut.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
This spot is supposed to be against driving while intoxicated.
What never mind, We'll do it one more time and
remember say don't do drugs and if you must drink
this holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Don't drive. You got it?
Speaker 11 (33:56):
And I told you a guy.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Fine, Dwayne stomp psa take.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What is it eleven?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stump telling you if you do drugs,
it's a weekend, don't drive.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Wong again, Dween, it's don't do drugs.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Don't do drugs.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh it's not what I said.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
You come in this booth, I show you how close
it was.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Sheer luck.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
We're gonna do it again, Dween, say, don't do drugs.
If you must drink this holiday weekend, do not drive.
Take twelve.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
This is Dwayne Stump. Weekends are for drunks doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Okay, Dwayne, thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Very much coming in.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I think with a little editing, we've got something we
can use.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Don't do drugs, and if you must drink this holiday weekend,
don't drug.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Friday.
We're in the playhouse Action.
Speaker 19 (35:25):
Hello friends, your old burn Burn here with another anus
agitating edition of John Lawyer and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
cow Shopping. As our story opens, a father is taking
his daughter to shop for.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
A new cow.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Dad, you just gonna take long why, honey, you got
something more important to do. Literally, anything is more important
than cow shopping. I tell you, well, there is own
part of life on the farm, honey, and these are
valuable lessons for you to learn. When I'm gone, you'll
be taking over. What's wrong with the cow we've got? Well, honey,
(36:03):
Matilda's getting older now and she's not giving milk like
she used to. It's time to put her out the
pasture to enjoy the rest of her life and let
someone else take over. I guess, old gal, here, ain't
she abute?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Seriously, Dad, a cow is a cow?
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hood,
go on and lift up her tail, not even if
you're ground man, all, ain't nothing wrong with it here?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Look gross?
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Why are we doing all of Yes?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well, I told you, honey, we have to give her
the once over to be sure that you're getting your
money's worth. And now the most important, let's check the utter.
A we go, nice and full and firm. Pull on
the teet a bit. Now, this here is a good
old cow, honey, what is it? What the world is wrong?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar
the other day.
Speaker 10 (37:03):
I think he's playing on.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Fire the Hearts Cinema.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
guess we'll be looking for another new cow.
Speaker 19 (37:23):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the cheating Wifes,
fly by Night divorce attorney.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold the dollar. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
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wall A Winch cousin Brusie walt.
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Man, Jack.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Bell had only two white men that.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Make me more whoa.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
No Bonumer, you're limp back.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
We walk over your.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Good show.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Listen, good morning.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
That's a big showing the radio coming up in minutes.
Funny Little Rascal one of my favorite comedians. I ain't
heard this fingers call him a little rascal. He is
a dwarf and he is one of the funniest men
out there. He'll tell you all about growth Spurt tour
playing the Big Room Oven's Auditorium, Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Next Thursday. Right where are we here?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh yeah, this year one hour alert for John Boys
wonderful Thing number one hundred and forty three gets your
name in the hat from the autograph photo to John
Boy's legendary White and Uncle ride Everrush and Water Speedway,
setting the world speed record for a giant shopping cart,
never to be driven by an unemployee. Again, You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I don't think you've ever gone this deep into this head.
Speaker 16 (39:36):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
All right.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Brad Williams up next. Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Alright, here's our special guests
we've been waiting on. Here's a funny little rascal right here. Man.
We've seen a lot of comedians over the years here
on the Big Show, and this is man lately. This
(40:00):
this is one of the best I've seen in a while. Man,
Brad Williams is back on the Big Show with us,
and we're just tickled because one week from today he
is playing Charlotte, North Carolina at Ovans Auditorium next Thursday,
May twenty ninth. Get your tickets boplex dot com, slash
events slash Brad Williams.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning, Brad, Hey, good.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Morning, good to talk to you, good to be back
on the show. And just for your listeners who may
be unfamiliar with me, he goes Brad Williams. I'm not
quite sure who that guy is. If you've had a
Dwarf tell you a joke on Instagram, that's probably me.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
How I found you, Yeah, that is I don't know.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
I don't know too many others that are out there
doing it. But yeah, if there's a little guy tell
any jokes on Instagram, that's me. I kind of have
to identify that because it is radio. You know, you
guys can't see me right now, and I don't sound
like a dar. I'll call you guys a.
Speaker 16 (41:06):
Lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
That's not me.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I have to admit we still picture you in the outfit.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Sure well, and that's the crazy part. When you say
picture me in the outfit as a Dwarf, I go
which one? If you say, oh, the Dwarf outfit? Are
you going Lepper Connor Alp? Are you going long Dome?
They all apply. Apologiz, no, no, no problem, totally fine.
(41:40):
I'm just excited to be back in Charlotte. Uh. This
is the growth Spurt tour and uh, I know last
year we played a slightly smaller theater and now and
now we're now we're playing a bigger one. So yeah,
we're we're coming all over the air, all over the area,
going to Charlotte. I'm even going to make it in
Georgia on May. Why the heck is time?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I know, Man, Bacon, that's a good spot. Yeah, so
you're gross Suppert tour, Yeather.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I'm sorry, I was gonna say what about I mean,
how you haven't veined this comedy mind yet? You got
brand new stuff, Man is amazing, Brad amazing.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yes, sir, so it's so.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I've been doing this twenty twenty one years now. So
if you think that I'm an overnight sensation, sure, twenty
one years that's a I don't know, maybe that's maybe
that's your average dwarf day.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
It's just seems like that's how long it take the
earth to go around the sun. But I've had two
albums and I've had four specials, so my entire act
is not dwarf jokes. It's not like you're just gonna
be sitting there in your chair for an hour listening
to me and say things like I could take a
bath in a thimble. Like, it's not like that. I
(42:56):
do go into other topics. There will be other things discussed.
I will tell you one thing that I do not
discuss and that and and that is politics. I'm not
a political comedian. I'm not smart enough to go get
that somewhere else from the people that might have a
couple or a couple of college degrees.
Speaker 10 (43:12):
Me.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
No, I'm I'm here to make you guys forget about
that stuff for a while and at the end of
the day just leave with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Man, that is that is awesome and the stuff that
we can relate to, like understand, being a dad is
going to be one of your topics.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
Yeah, I found someone that actually was willing to reproduce
with me about that.
Speaker 11 (43:37):
That.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
See, that's how you know, guys. That's how you know guys.
And girl, that's how you know. I'm actually funny because
because my wife is Taul that's how funny I had
to be. I had to press home four foot four heights.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
So you are good looking, No, don't say that you're
a good.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Looking Well, well, thank you. The money helps.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
Hurt.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now that's like,
it's weird for me because I'll hear some guys that
are like four five foot five, like, man, it's you
little guy. I'm like, I would do shut up. I
knew horrible thing about it. Dumpster to be five foot five,
stopping with the stop with oh, I've got a tough
(44:28):
life at five foot five, you're still shopping in the
adult section. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
So we're talking to Brad Williams.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
His Growth Spurt tour stops in Charlotte next Thursday, May
twenty ninth, Ovens Auditorium. So tell us, Brad, I understand
you're appearing in the new Spinal Tap movie. We're all
excited about that when we heard about it. Can you
tell us anything about that?
Speaker 6 (44:54):
I can. Yeah, for all for the fans of the
original Spinal Tap, there there is a sequels. I'm out
in September, really excited about it. All all your cast
is back. I can't tell you what I'm doing in
the movie, but if you're a fan of the original
and you know my size, it's not hard to figure
(45:14):
out what I'm doing. Okay, I'll put it out there.
But it was a really cool experience. There's a lot
of legendary musicians that are going to be in this thing.
There there's a Dave Groll, there's a Garth Brooks, there's
a Paul McCartney, there's a Sir Elton John. And I
actually got to I got to work. My scene is
(45:36):
with Sir Elton John. And there's there's a large studio
audience and I'm on stage with Elton and you know,
these are all extras, and they start yelling out like hey,
and we love you and great and then what one
person yells out, Hey, Brad Williams, You're really funny, and
then a bunch of other people start yelling out, hey,
(45:56):
Brad Williams. Now. I haven't spoken to Sir Elton yet,
but the first words he says to me, he just
looks right at me and goes, who the F for you? Yeah?
Uh he he did not say the F.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
Shout out.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Done wrong with that. But yeah, I'm very excited to
be in that movie coming up. I'm also uh co
starring with me in the movie is we Men from Jackass,
And I'm really excited about that because that means finally
figured out we're not the same freaking person. I'm dope,
you're the same place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people will watch
(46:45):
the movie and probably just assume it's like a C. G.
I trick and no not.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
You got Brad Williams and others Autorium and Charlotte next Thursday,
one week from tonight ninth. You're listening to us in Making,
he's gonna be playing your town. Just find out where
he's gonna be go to. What's the best way to
go to your website, Brad.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Brad Williamscomedy dot com. You can go see all the
tour dates, including as you said, Making on May thirty first,
and if you just can't get enough of me, I
actually just came out with a new hot sauce. It's
called Death by Dwarf and you could get that on the.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Well, we'll check that out. This nice man, all right, Brad.
We appreciate you, buddy, but sell you out there. Man.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
Hey, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
All right, my boy, Ah, well, let's play our game.
Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show.
You told free line.
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Let's get to it's that big weekend coming up?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
All right?
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Well, it's National Lucky Penny Day. See a penny pick
it up all long day day. You will have good
luck working out for.
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You didn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
See a penny pick it up all day long, You'll
have good luck. See now, that doesn't say anything about
whether it's heads up or tails up. So you know,
if you delve further, you know into that I've heard.
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Take your chances. You know, if you don't want to
pay attention to.
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The my mother has knocked me off a sidewalk for
almost picking up a penny turned the wrong way.
Speaker 5 (02:06):
You can't remember what it was. Okay, I think maybe
heads up.
Speaker 8 (02:11):
You're supposed to keep it. Tells you can pick it up,
but you got to give it away. That's what I
always learned, That's what I was.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Then.
Speaker 8 (02:18):
I also heard that if you find a penny, that
is pennies from heaven. Okay, it's someone you love from
heaven thinking of you.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
A penny picking all Well, it says when you're out
and about, look on the ground for pennies.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Now you know, Rayfert said, if you find one, he's
probably some more there. You ought to keep it.
Speaker 8 (02:36):
I know, with these digital wallets, I'm not making as
much money.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
As National Taffy Day and uh National road trip Day.
Here on the Friday of Memorial Day weekend.
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Well, we got three days in this strat saved up.
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We'll get our first prize back out and get that
winning beginning.
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We are awake.
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Twenty nineteen, cosmetics group Notura bought Avon for two billion dollars.
That created the world's fourth largest cosmetics company, Avon Colleen.
Twenty twenty two, New York City removed his last public
payphones in Midtown Manhattan, became part of a display in
(03:46):
the Museum of the City of New York. No payphones
in New York now, No, I've bus done.
Speaker 8 (03:54):
I've seen the booths, but with no phone.
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I've seen those.
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It's a maybe out in the country. Is still fun
to pay Paul made No.
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A call, right twenty twenty two, Okay, And then finally,
one year ago today, Apple Music named Lauren Hill's The
Miseducation of Lauren Hill the best album ever made. Well,
it was last year sometime, miss album date ever made.
Speaker 8 (04:28):
That's a pretty I mean, that's a pretty big statement.
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Best album Lauren Hills.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Do you know about this album? I never heard of her.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I know of her, but I don't know of.
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Probably very popular on Apple Music.
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She's very hipp Yeah, alright, well, just thinking about the
stuff that Apple owns.
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And we'll let Lauren lay there.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
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Speaker 5 (05:23):
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Ready go?
Speaker 12 (07:02):
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Speaker 1 (07:06):
Bam, they were all over the place.
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It's a big Shawn the radio kick on my Frida's
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Speaker 12 (10:02):
Andy can't get me to just call the man, hold
the man.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
I got a nipping nipping nippit in the bus, nipping
nipping nip in the bug.
Speaker 5 (10:16):
I ain't got an eating in life.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
And think about Barney five and it bitting it biting
it bit in the bus.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Now, ernesty bess.
Speaker 14 (10:34):
For sure, chunk of rocks and ope the bird man,
he sure learn a lot a winking until it's blinking
and blinking whispers to nod that's right, and not Ti Barney.
Speaker 10 (10:52):
Then I'm losing and all foulf you don't touch it.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I got a nipping nip nip in.
Speaker 10 (10:59):
The b yeah right there, n b nipping nip in
the bus.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
I'm here.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
I'll never have a life forever, hood on fearless spine.
Speaker 10 (11:08):
And it been nippitten nip bet in the bus, Oh
my barny, Oh my barny, and the jail, including locket
and one bullet. Forest Pistol had to keep it in
his barkcket his left shirt Hog Episode one seventeen, Shop
(11:31):
it right shirt, I've.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Heard about your bullet.
Speaker 5 (11:37):
I got your bullet right here.
Speaker 10 (11:38):
Then all the other episodes is left shirt hock.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I got a nipping nipping bus.
Speaker 10 (11:51):
Nippen nipping nip in the bus, n be nipping, nipping, nip.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Nip nipitt nip it in.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
That good morning.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
There's a big show on the radio Friday May.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
You're twenty third.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Well we have a new pope and it's about time.
But I've often wondered who fills in for the pope
while they're looking for a new one. Well we've found
the answer. Welcome to the big show, mister Malcolm w
norbleist Have a seat, Malcolm, I mind if I do. Now,
you have a unique job.
Speaker 8 (13:01):
That's true. I am the only person who has ever
held this job.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
So you are the stand in pope. Is that the
right way to put it?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (13:08):
Pretty much. See I'm the guy who steps into the
pope's position while the cardinals and bishops are looking for
a new poniff.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
So how long have you been doing this?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Since nineteen seventy eight, I was a young man working
my way across Europe. It was a lovely August day
in Rome. I was filling out an application for the
Vatican gift Shop when the news came that the Pope
had died. A couple of bishops and cardinals took me
into a room. The robes fit and that was pretty
much a boom stand in pope.
Speaker 5 (13:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Does it pay well?
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Pretty good? Plus the clothes, it's all robes and stuff.
You know, I'm a big fan of loose fitting clothing.
And best of all, one word commando. Oh, more information
than we needed, Malcolm.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
So basically, you've only really worked about two months total
over the last what almost fifty years?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Jealous.
Speaker 5 (13:56):
No, that's pretty much my story too.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
It's nice.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
So do you live in the actual Vatican?
Speaker 6 (14:02):
No?
Speaker 8 (14:02):
No, no, I have a guest house out back. They
call it the Cato Calin Suite. It's not very big,
but I.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Do have cable.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What do you do all the time? Did I let
you go out?
Speaker 8 (14:14):
I'm not supposed to, but I sneak out once in
a while, you know, whenever I get a craving from pizza.
There's a Papa John's just down the street.
Speaker 5 (14:21):
So you're in Italy and you go to Papa John's.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Hard wants what the hard wants.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It must be boring the rest of the time. Oh, no,
that's not true at all.
Speaker 8 (14:30):
Every Tuesday is bowling night. We've got six lanes. We
even have teams. I play with the Vatican plumbers. We
call ourselves the Holy Craft. Oh, Cardinal Papa Georgio, he
gets a big kick out of that. On Thursday we
get together in the vestibule and play Canasta. And Friday
night is movie night.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Well that sounds like fun.
Speaker 8 (14:51):
Oh it's hilarious. You know they only watch PG movies.
But a couple of times I snuck in an R
rated one American pie almost got me fired.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Well, I bet.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
And though it's not well known, there was a mall
underneath the Vatican, like a regular mall. Oh regular mall.
We got a gap, we got a sears, a spencer
gifts spencer gimps in the Vatican, I know, right. My
favorite part is to catch one of the bishops looking
at the fat girl cards. Hey, they even got an
old fashioned arcade. Closest Cyber came to hearing a pope
(15:20):
cuss was when Pope John Paul the Second was playing
Miss pac Man's do you have any other duties in
your off time? Well, John boy, I fancy myself a
bit of an idea of it. I'm always looking for
ways to put the Vatican in the spotlight.
Speaker 6 (15:35):
Now.
Speaker 8 (15:35):
I remember when the first Batman came out. I suggested
they outfit the Popemobile to look like the Batmobile something
to get the kids attention, you know, and went over
like a turd in the punch bowl. I tried to
get the Pope to be a Grand Marshal in a
NASCAR event. That got the Popemobile like a real competition vehicle,
get a sponsor. But apparently the pimply monk hard Lemonade
(15:55):
Sacramental Wine number seven car was not received like at all?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Is there anything you don't like about it?
Speaker 8 (16:02):
You know what, there's only one thing. The hats a beanie,
come on, what are we doing? A little rascals reboots
and that big cone hat. You know, I'm sure it
looks majestic, but it would it kill you to maybe
trying a ball cap. I mean the new Pope is
from Chicago, right, sell ball caps at the gift shop
with dump Pope on it.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Who's your favorite Pope.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
Now, Darren, we have to think about it. John Paul
the Second JP Douce, Juan Pablo Dos, John Paul, George Ringo,
great guy Italian, sounded like Chico Marks.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
That's a no good.
Speaker 8 (16:38):
He really knew his way around a knock knock joke.
And guess what a great dance really? Oh he could
merangue like nobody's business. And another tidbit, he was a sleepwalker.
I gave him the nickname the Roman Catholic. Get it?
Speaker 6 (16:55):
So what now?
Speaker 8 (16:56):
Well, I'm gonna go back to Wisconsin for a few weeks,
then to the Vatican. I mean you never know, right,
malcolme w norbalist the stand in Pope. Thanks for stopping by.
You wouldn't happen to be in the market for forty
thousand bat Pope matchbox cards. I figures I'll just show
myself out.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 15 (17:25):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse the request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(17:46):
horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 5 (18:25):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio coming
up in a few minutes. One of my favorite charities
Poles of Honor, and we uh talked about jury last week.
We had Sarah talking about bigger Memorial Day weekend celebration.
Want to get Poles of Honor out there and we will.
It's just a couple of minutes, all right, Okay, right now,
(18:49):
we're go and get our Friday song going. Let's bang
on the drum.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 16 (18:59):
That's when sure, don't make your fist. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and
we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 8 (19:10):
Hit it.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:18):
I hate work.
Speaker 17 (19:19):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I hit this dude.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Today.
Speaker 4 (20:00):
She's going.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Yeah day, work work work, what work? Work, work work work?
Speaker 13 (20:23):
Man?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Man?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
We do have a light.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:30):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (20:31):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (20:31):
No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 8 (20:34):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 3 (20:35):
Right work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's.
Speaker 8 (20:41):
Not giving me any.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Weekend, Saturday and Sunday, the time between.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Work and more work, the time when you go out
looking for happiness and end up punch over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
I can kick party. All there is will taste you.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Bus drop five.
Speaker 5 (21:45):
Oh no I am not today, I'm married, cat paid?
Speaker 6 (21:59):
What what?
Speaker 16 (21:59):
What?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 3 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (22:00):
What? What?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
What's work?
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Ns of this? Do do?
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (22:18):
Big Show's on the radio coming up. We played John
Boyds every day for a Happy Heard prize pack cling
a Happy Herd banner at the Big Show dot Com
enter co JBB. You get tim person off of check out,
hang on and play four it in minutes. Right now
at this time for our special guest from Foes of
Honor telling me about Jurley Torrean. We heard about Gurley
(22:39):
last week when we're talking to Sarah Bush about the
Folds of Honor and the way we do on the
golf courses over Memorial Day weekend. We get to meet
Gurley this morning. She's a gold star wife, widow of
husband Aaron, a marine, and mother of three children.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
And have her right now.
Speaker 5 (22:57):
Good morning, Jury morning, good morning, Thank you so much
for joining us this morning. Jerley, We sure appreciate you well.
Speaker 17 (23:06):
Thanks for having me excited to be here.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Well, thank you so much. We want to let our
listeners know about one of our favorite charities. We talked
to you guys and often about Folds of Honor, and
let's let's start with Jerlie, if you could tell us
a little bit about your husband, Eron as I said,
he was a marine, correct.
Speaker 17 (23:25):
That's right, he was a marine. Aaron I Mett in
college at Tennessee Tech University. He was getting his master's
in education administration and his plan was to be a teacher,
a football coach, and we went to war in Iraq
and his plan changed and he enlisted in the Marine Corps.
Speaker 5 (23:44):
Wow. And know about your three kids. I know, Bared
you're proud of your kids, but wow, you have three
very impressive kids, Elijah, Larabella and Avery. Yes, and they
were all three Foes of Honor recipients.
Speaker 17 (24:01):
Gerley, Yes, they are and currently are also through elementary.
My youngest is now in middle school, my daughter's in
high school, and my oldest is currently a junior in
college finishing up his junior year.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
Tom goes right along, don't it.
Speaker 17 (24:19):
It's absolutely flies by. Avery was not even two years
old when Aaron passed away, and he just turned thirteen,
so it's definitely sweeping by.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Well, along with being a gold Star wife, you're also
a member of the Foes of Honor Speakers Bureau.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
And what does that entail for you?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Jerley?
Speaker 17 (24:39):
So, being a part of the Speaker's Bureau, I get
to go to different events, whether it could be a
concert or you know, a gala or a golf event,
and I talk to people about Folds of Honor, tell
them my story and how their contributions are helping families
like mine, so they can really put a face behind
the name of the people that they're helping. So I've
(24:59):
gotten to me a lot of peop full and you know,
be involved in a lot of great opportunities to raise
funds for folds of honor.
Speaker 6 (25:05):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
And just looking at how impressive your husband Aaron was
and the Masters and then when the wars are the
here is of marine like that, and Jerlie and you're
a nurse too, Wow. I mean that must keep you
busy along with raising your three kids.
Speaker 17 (25:21):
It keeps me very busy. Work is always busy in healthcare,
and no matter what you do in healthcare, I don't
think there is a moment where you stop. So between
work and kids. Yes, we stay crazy all the time,
but it's fun and you know, makes life exciting.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
And they're talking about foes of honor. In addition to
financial help for the recipient's foes of honor, it's yours
that the Aaron's and your family sacrifice is like never
forgotten and if you just put into words how important
that is to you and your family.
Speaker 17 (25:54):
So, of course the financial help with school has been
a blessing, but I think the biggest blesslie has definitely
been the sense of community with Folds of Honor. We
go to these events and we see people that we've
met in the past. They remember me, they remember my children,
but most importantly to me, they remember my husband. They
(26:14):
know his name, they know what he did. They keep
his memory alive. And you know, all the service members
that have made the ultimate sacrifice, they continue to keep
their memory alive and remind us families so that they're
still here, that we haven't been forgotten.
Speaker 5 (26:30):
Well, of course, this is Memorial Day weekend when we
were supposed to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice.
And I hope some of our listeners, by listening to you,
hearing about Foes of Honor, will take some of their
money and donate the Foes of Honor, because I've never
seen anybody use it so great, and there's a lot
(26:53):
of organizations out there to want you got it. I mean,
it just doesn't. But I can't even put it in
the words.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
I can't imagine how hell you are.
Speaker 17 (27:03):
Well, ninety one cents on every dollar that's donated goes
directly to scholarship, So they are really taking their funds
and making the most use out of them, making the
most impact out of them, making sure that families are
not forgotten. You know, Memorial Day weekend, just like most
people in America, to me, was just a three day weekend.
(27:24):
It was an extra day off. And when you really
stop and think about what it means to truly celebrate
the weekend, you know, I hope people remember. And if
they can't do anything physically, they can help monetarily. I mean,
there's so many ways to help the organization and just
to help the community in general. Every Memorial Day weekend
(27:46):
we have a bunch of friends come to town. We
do some volunteer work in the community in my husband's
name and in his honor, and then we celebrate the
true meaning of the holiday.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
That's great, well, Jarlie, thank you so much. If our
listeners right now, you can go to foldsof Honor dot Org.
There is definitely a way that you can get involved
foldsof Honor dot Org. Jorlie, thank you very much. Hope
we get to see in person sometime me too.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
All right, thank you, right bye bye, have a good one.
All right, man, that's awesome, Hew, they do that. It
is fosof Honor dot Org. All right, Dan, Well, let's
play John Boy Jeopardy. I told you about the happy herd.
We planned for yesterday's question. We found out, statistically speaking,
roughly ten thousand babies will be born in the US today,
(28:37):
and about five hundred of them will one day call
one of these.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Home, Sweet Home? What is prison? Prison? All right?
Speaker 5 (28:45):
You're working on your writing skills, Randy, Home Sweet Home.
I think that was kind of hurtful.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
All right?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Today is John Boy Jeopardy. Now, on the average, you
will drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you will use more than sixty eight thousand gallons
doing this.
Speaker 8 (29:07):
What is showering with a friend?
Speaker 5 (29:11):
You remember that day?
Speaker 6 (29:12):
Don't you? What show?
Speaker 1 (29:15):
You don't free live? We go to We get a winter.
Speaker 5 (29:18):
We played John boyde everyday. Next Good Morning. That's a
(29:48):
big show on the radio. Rode into your Friday, May
twenty third, I visure track fing the make show vent
Box an American Minute with Tank Hoguard, Kraft Beard, Social keywords, beer,
when to hit them boxatintabigshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
And right now let's play yes live across America.
Speaker 18 (30:07):
It's John Boy gentlemen, and now a man who says,
whoever's naming these craft Beers needs to just knock it off,
making us ask a bartender to bring us a horny
monkey or a blonde schoolgirl.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
It's just too much. He's John boyd.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (30:26):
As a hey to Hea, that a loose down Mississippi.
Good morning, Heath, Hey ho you doing?
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hey buddy, were all good?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Welcome in here one of my favorite states of bliss
in Mississippi. Well, uh, Hea, if you got first shot
at John Boy Jeopardy this morning, on the average, you
will drink about eight thousand gallons of water in your lifetime,
but you will use more than sixty eight thousand gallons.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Doing this rushing your teeth, brushing your teeth. Yes, yeah,
then I'm standing there with the water running.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
I wonder how much do you flush?
Speaker 6 (31:08):
It's doing.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
It's way up there. It's actually more than the more.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Than the tooth brushing. Okay, we might get back to
that next time we have a bathroom question. Hea, though,
hope it's been six months. You can get through from Loosendale. Congratulations, buddy.
All right, man, let's jump out, let's catch you up
(31:33):
on your news, and then all right head into memorrow
Day weekend.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
A word from Dwayne Storm from Black Tooth.
Speaker 5 (32:14):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the radio Friday, May twenty third,
and the Memorial Day weekend. Jo, please be safe out there, Tayla.
You got the Memorial Day Monday show.
Speaker 8 (32:29):
Boss, I got you covered.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Yeh baby, good shape.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Let's go for our for our public service announcement. Go
to the booth right now, okay.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Dweene, We're gonna try it once for just remember now,
introduce yourself and read what's on the paper in front
of you.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Yeah again?
Speaker 9 (32:49):
Okay fine, Dwayne stopped substance abuse awareness campaign.
Speaker 10 (32:52):
This is take Nineen.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
Wayne is a.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
Cute right.
Speaker 11 (33:03):
Anytime you're ready?
Speaker 9 (33:05):
Ready, Dwayne go?
Speaker 11 (33:10):
Oh Hi, this is Dwayne Stomp of Black Tooth Kids.
When you drink and drive?
Speaker 9 (33:18):
No, Dwayne, No, no, it's not when you drink and drive.
Speaker 11 (33:23):
Oh right right, uh let me do it again.
Speaker 6 (33:28):
Yeah, good idea.
Speaker 9 (33:29):
This is Dwayne Stomp psa Take ten.
Speaker 11 (33:33):
Hi, this is Dwayne Stump when I drink and drive.
I'll cut Dwayne cut.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Wait.
Speaker 9 (33:39):
This spot is supposed to be against driving while intoxicated.
What never mind, We'll do it one more time and
remember say don't do drugs and if you must drink
this holiday weekend.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Don't drive. You got it?
Speaker 11 (33:56):
And I told you a guy.
Speaker 9 (33:57):
Fine, Dwayne stomp psa take.
Speaker 3 (34:00):
What is it eleven?
Speaker 11 (34:02):
Hey, I'm Dwayne Stump telling you if you do drugs,
it's a weekend, don't drive.
Speaker 9 (34:08):
Wong again, Dween, it's don't do drugs.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
Don't do drugs.
Speaker 11 (34:13):
That's what I said.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Oh it's not what I said.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
You come in this booth, I show you how close
it was.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Sheer luck.
Speaker 9 (34:21):
We're gonna do it again, Dween, say, don't do drugs.
If you must drink this holiday weekend, do not drive.
Take twelve.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
This is Dwayne Stump. Weekends are for drunks doing drugs.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Okay, Dwayne, thank you.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Very much coming in.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
I think with a little editing, we've got something we
can use.
Speaker 11 (34:46):
Don't do drugs, and if you must drink this holiday weekend,
don't drug.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Friday.
We're in the playhouse Action.
Speaker 19 (35:25):
Hello friends, your old burn Burn here with another anus
agitating edition of John Lawyer and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
cow Shopping. As our story opens, a father is taking
his daughter to shop for.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
A new cow.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Dad, you just gonna take long why, honey, you got
something more important to do. Literally, anything is more important
than cow shopping. I tell you, well, there is own
part of life on the farm, honey, and these are
valuable lessons for you to learn. When I'm gone, you'll
be taking over. What's wrong with the cow we've got? Well, honey,
(36:03):
Matilda's getting older now and she's not giving milk like
she used to. It's time to put her out the
pasture to enjoy the rest of her life and let
someone else take over. I guess, old gal, here, ain't
she abute?
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Seriously, Dad, a cow is a cow?
Speaker 8 (36:20):
Well, it's not true, not true at all. Let's check
her out here. Yeah, belly sounds good, cold, is regular,
her eyes clear. Let's look under the hood, under the hood,
go on and lift up her tail, not even if
you're ground man, all, ain't nothing wrong with it here?
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Look gross?
Speaker 5 (36:37):
Why are we doing all of Yes?
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Well, I told you, honey, we have to give her
the once over to be sure that you're getting your
money's worth. And now the most important, let's check the utter.
A we go, nice and full and firm. Pull on
the teet a bit. Now, this here is a good
old cow, honey, what is it? What the world is wrong?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Well, I show Mommy and your millman behind the bar
the other day.
Speaker 10 (37:03):
I think he's playing on.
Speaker 1 (37:05):
Fire the Hearts Cinema.
Speaker 16 (37:14):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (37:16):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. I
guess we'll be looking for another new cow.
Speaker 19 (37:23):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the cheating Wifes,
fly by Night divorce attorney.
Speaker 2 (37:27):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold the dollar. It's
a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us
this morning.
Speaker 13 (37:38):
Oh I love all old fine big Crown radio Man
wall A Winch cousin Brusie walt.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 8 (37:51):
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
John Boy.
Speaker 8 (37:56):
Bell had only two white men that.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Make me more whoa.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
No Bonumer, you're limp back.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
We walk over your.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
Wow.
Speaker 8 (38:31):
Good show.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
Listen, good morning.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
That's a big showing the radio coming up in minutes.
Funny Little Rascal one of my favorite comedians. I ain't
heard this fingers call him a little rascal. He is
a dwarf and he is one of the funniest men
out there. He'll tell you all about growth Spurt tour
playing the Big Room Oven's Auditorium, Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Next Thursday. Right where are we here?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Oh yeah, this year one hour alert for John Boys
wonderful Thing number one hundred and forty three gets your
name in the hat from the autograph photo to John
Boy's legendary White and Uncle ride Everrush and Water Speedway,
setting the world speed record for a giant shopping cart,
never to be driven by an unemployee. Again, You're welcome.
Speaker 8 (39:32):
I don't think you've ever gone this deep into this head.
Speaker 16 (39:36):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (39:39):
All right.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Brad Williams up next. Big Show rolls on Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Alright, here's our special guests
we've been waiting on. Here's a funny little rascal right here. Man.
We've seen a lot of comedians over the years here
on the Big Show, and this is man lately. This
(40:00):
this is one of the best I've seen in a while. Man,
Brad Williams is back on the Big Show with us,
and we're just tickled because one week from today he
is playing Charlotte, North Carolina at Ovans Auditorium next Thursday,
May twenty ninth. Get your tickets boplex dot com, slash
events slash Brad Williams.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
Good morning, Brad, Hey, good.
Speaker 6 (40:25):
Morning, good to talk to you, good to be back
on the show. And just for your listeners who may
be unfamiliar with me, he goes Brad Williams. I'm not
quite sure who that guy is. If you've had a
Dwarf tell you a joke on Instagram, that's probably me.
Speaker 5 (40:39):
How I found you, Yeah, that is I don't know.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
I don't know too many others that are out there
doing it. But yeah, if there's a little guy tell
any jokes on Instagram, that's me. I kind of have
to identify that because it is radio. You know, you
guys can't see me right now, and I don't sound
like a dar. I'll call you guys a.
Speaker 16 (41:06):
Lot of fun.
Speaker 6 (41:08):
That's not me.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
I have to admit we still picture you in the outfit.
Speaker 6 (41:14):
Sure well, and that's the crazy part. When you say
picture me in the outfit as a Dwarf, I go
which one? If you say, oh, the Dwarf outfit? Are
you going Lepper Connor Alp? Are you going long Dome?
They all apply. Apologiz, no, no, no problem, totally fine.
(41:40):
I'm just excited to be back in Charlotte. Uh. This
is the growth Spurt tour and uh, I know last
year we played a slightly smaller theater and now and
now we're now we're playing a bigger one. So yeah,
we're we're coming all over the air, all over the area,
going to Charlotte. I'm even going to make it in
Georgia on May. Why the heck is time?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
I know, Man, Bacon, that's a good spot. Yeah, so
you're gross Suppert tour, Yeather.
Speaker 5 (42:08):
I'm sorry, I was gonna say what about I mean,
how you haven't veined this comedy mind yet? You got
brand new stuff, Man is amazing, Brad amazing.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Yes, sir, so it's so.
Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (42:23):
I've been doing this twenty twenty one years now. So
if you think that I'm an overnight sensation, sure, twenty
one years that's a I don't know, maybe that's maybe
that's your average dwarf day.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (42:35):
It's just seems like that's how long it take the
earth to go around the sun. But I've had two
albums and I've had four specials, so my entire act
is not dwarf jokes. It's not like you're just gonna
be sitting there in your chair for an hour listening
to me and say things like I could take a
bath in a thimble. Like, it's not like that. I
(42:56):
do go into other topics. There will be other things discussed.
I will tell you one thing that I do not
discuss and that and and that is politics. I'm not
a political comedian. I'm not smart enough to go get
that somewhere else from the people that might have a
couple or a couple of college degrees.
Speaker 10 (43:12):
Me.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
No, I'm I'm here to make you guys forget about
that stuff for a while and at the end of
the day just leave with a big smile on your face.
Speaker 5 (43:20):
Man, that is that is awesome and the stuff that
we can relate to, like understand, being a dad is
going to be one of your topics.
Speaker 6 (43:30):
Yeah, I found someone that actually was willing to reproduce
with me about that.
Speaker 11 (43:37):
That.
Speaker 6 (43:39):
See, that's how you know, guys. That's how you know guys.
And girl, that's how you know. I'm actually funny because
because my wife is Taul that's how funny I had
to be. I had to press home four foot four heights.
Speaker 8 (43:55):
So you are good looking, No, don't say that you're
a good.
Speaker 6 (43:59):
Looking Well, well, thank you. The money helps.
Speaker 7 (44:04):
Hurt.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
I'll tell you, I'll tell you right now that's like,
it's weird for me because I'll hear some guys that
are like four five foot five, like, man, it's you
little guy. I'm like, I would do shut up. I
knew horrible thing about it. Dumpster to be five foot five,
stopping with the stop with oh, I've got a tough
(44:28):
life at five foot five, you're still shopping in the
adult section. I'm not.
Speaker 1 (44:34):
So we're talking to Brad Williams.
Speaker 5 (44:36):
His Growth Spurt tour stops in Charlotte next Thursday, May
twenty ninth, Ovens Auditorium. So tell us, Brad, I understand
you're appearing in the new Spinal Tap movie. We're all
excited about that when we heard about it. Can you
tell us anything about that?
Speaker 6 (44:54):
I can. Yeah, for all for the fans of the
original Spinal Tap, there there is a sequels. I'm out
in September, really excited about it. All all your cast
is back. I can't tell you what I'm doing in
the movie, but if you're a fan of the original
and you know my size, it's not hard to figure
(45:14):
out what I'm doing. Okay, I'll put it out there.
But it was a really cool experience. There's a lot
of legendary musicians that are going to be in this thing.
There there's a Dave Groll, there's a Garth Brooks, there's
a Paul McCartney, there's a Sir Elton John. And I
actually got to I got to work. My scene is
(45:36):
with Sir Elton John. And there's there's a large studio
audience and I'm on stage with Elton and you know,
these are all extras, and they start yelling out like hey,
and we love you and great and then what one
person yells out, Hey, Brad Williams, You're really funny, and
then a bunch of other people start yelling out, hey,
(45:56):
Brad Williams. Now. I haven't spoken to Sir Elton yet,
but the first words he says to me, he just
looks right at me and goes, who the F for you? Yeah?
Uh he he did not say the F.
Speaker 8 (46:19):
Shout out.
Speaker 6 (46:21):
Done wrong with that. But yeah, I'm very excited to
be in that movie coming up. I'm also uh co
starring with me in the movie is we Men from Jackass,
And I'm really excited about that because that means finally
figured out we're not the same freaking person. I'm dope,
you're the same place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, people will watch
(46:45):
the movie and probably just assume it's like a C. G.
I trick and no not.
Speaker 5 (46:55):
You got Brad Williams and others Autorium and Charlotte next Thursday,
one week from tonight ninth. You're listening to us in Making,
he's gonna be playing your town. Just find out where
he's gonna be go to. What's the best way to
go to your website, Brad.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
Brad Williamscomedy dot com. You can go see all the
tour dates, including as you said, Making on May thirty first,
and if you just can't get enough of me, I
actually just came out with a new hot sauce. It's
called Death by Dwarf and you could get that on the.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Well, we'll check that out. This nice man, all right, Brad.
We appreciate you, buddy, but sell you out there. Man.
Speaker 6 (47:32):
Hey, thank you guys for having me.
Speaker 5 (47:34):
All right, my boy, Ah, well, let's play our game.
Let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big show.
You told free line.
Speaker 1 (47:42):
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