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Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast,  Our whole crew is off celebrating the Independence Day holiday, so today’s show is an encore edition of The John Boy & Billy Big Show.. - This one originally aired on Friday, July 16, 2021.. - Enjoy!…

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Big Show fans, Citizen Randy at your service. It's
the fourth of July, Happy Independence Day. So the whole
crew is off enjoying the holiday as I hope you
are as well.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Today's show will.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Be an encore edition of The John Woy and Billy
Big Show. This one originally aired on July sixteenth, twenty
twenty one.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
I hope you enjoy the show.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Doga Doodle doo a madam. All right, it's a Friday.
Wake up sometimes don't know what day it is this Friday.
Isn't that a pleasant surprise? We didn't know what day
it is?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
No, No, I have never woken up and wondered what
day it was. I can hope is that right now?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I look forward to being able to do that someday.
I think they call that retirement. Yeah, yeah, or I
have said before retirement, having watched others in my our
age group, you know, retirement is when you go to
bed knowing exactly what you're going to do tomorrow, and
then you get up and don't do any of it.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's sweet, yeh that. Yeah. I think a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Retired Oh I know what I was gonna say during
the lockdown and a lot of people didn't know what
day it was. Yeah, like you know, doing that the
whole COVID deal. So they've been kind of carried over.
So y'all get up and do something.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
What day is? Are you advocating that we get rid
of the day that?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
No, man, No, I've just tickled this Friday. I always
have been all my life, even tickling alert that's Saturday.
When it's Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Oh, get taken? No Saturday. Yeah go, that'd be very
confusing it.

Speaker 5 (01:39):
Yeah, I don't don't find another day on you.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
All right, So well, let's say what national days we got,
as we always do when we figure out what day
it is. Is July sixteenth, it's National corn Fritters Day.
I got up for that, man accidentally made from corn fritters.
When I was up, I had a skillet there there
some graes and I was gonna make some corn bread.

(02:02):
I didn't want to wait, so I said I just
make somebody. It was real thin and it came out
real crispy, and Carl and Cook said, man, that's corn freaders.
I said, really, all right, So it's basically just like
corn bread mix. You can use that and it's just yeah,
fried that says they're tasty bites of fried and said
or baked corn batter. But I don't see why you'd

(02:23):
bake corn freaders because the whole crispy thing.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
It'd be harder to do by accident.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Can you make them into like like like almost like
hushpuppies like.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Falls kind of Mine was flat, kind of like a
little little crispy pancake, but it was It was corn
corn bread stuff, all right. And it says, well, the
main ingredients include corn meal, egg, and milk and butter.
But it says you can it originated in the South,
by the way, and corn freaders can easily be changed
with peppers, onions, or herbs to give them regional and

(02:53):
seasonal flare.

Speaker 6 (02:54):
Okay, have one quick question. If Carl the cook was there,
why were you cooking?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Had one job? Carla handle a corn? Don't know what
I'm doing.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Carl sometimes distracts John Boy from the grill right.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
There doing something way more reporting. All right. Finally, oh,
it was National Personal Chef Day. I remember you once
had a personal chef.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
I can't remember his or her name, bam, But okay,
so this was working out four years at some point
and all of a sudden, the chef started showing up
at my house and.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
I was like, why are you here?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Johnny said, you know, maybe, oh he's tired of you.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Did you your personal chef to somebody else?

Speaker 1 (03:42):
What he was doing was just sending him over there
so he could eat something off the program.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
That that was it.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
I was losing weight and it was a sponsored deal,
you know, So uh yeah, I'll just say.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
All right, what does it work if you just fix
what you want me to eat?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:00):
So yeah, it did work until it well until it didn't.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
But I got to tell you it's one of the
strangest experiences to hear ding dong and you open the
door and there's a there's a lady standing there with
you know, a couple of grocerybacks.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I'm here to get started with. What hey, I just
thought I would share my personal chef. So it's just
gonna say.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh, you know who'd like that, Randy Gold, you know
who loves Salmond does?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
All right?

Speaker 4 (04:32):
So anyway, so alot to the personal shelves. Y'all do
a great job, and we got our three days in
this receaved up. We'll get our first prize back out
and get you ready for outbursts. All right, has some
playing Beg Joe's on the radio. Good morning, Beg Jew's
on the radio. We're just going back with memories of

(04:53):
my personal chef. Yeah, a little buddy Cato ponder off
on me that I pond off for.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Wait a minute, you regifted a personal I already had one.
It's called a white.

Speaker 7 (05:06):
All right.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Now, Well, let's move on. Let's deal in the present
right now. Our first prize pack in the morning. A
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stainless tumbler, and pickle juicers. The latest innovation from the
corner of cucumber and vine, mount Olive Pickles making great
products since nineteen twenty six. Three dates in history where
we'll get our categories well outburst July sixteenth. There was

(05:31):
nineteen thirty five the world's first parking meter was installed
in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
And the quarter was introduced about a year later. So
there we had a lot of tickets.

Speaker 4 (05:42):
The first year Oklahoma City. For some reason, at first
I was on a state. In nineteen ninety four, the
first of several pieces of a comet known as Shoemaker
Levy crashed into Jupiter, so huge fragments of the comet,
traveling at speeds of one hundred and thirty thousand miles
per hour, hit Jupiter's atmosphere. It caused fireballs as large

(06:04):
as twelve hundred miles wide copuah Copulla. The resulting collisions
over the next few days had more energy than the
total of all the nuclear bombs stored on Earth.

Speaker 6 (06:15):
They had all the telescopes aimed at it when it happened,
and you could know it was amazing how big the
explosions look, because you know, is Jupiter's massive.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, that's right, you see that in the sky Evan
nine when it's on our side of the hemisphere.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
So ninety four is when that happened, all right, Jupiter three,
a drink sold of the Ritz Hotel in Paris, was
recognized as the most expensive commercially available cocktail in the world.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
They made it out of the mini bar in the room.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
So the side car cost four hundred and forty dollars
and eighty eight cents a glass. I've heard of that
this side car, it contains Champagne cognac that served the
eighteen seventy Siege of Paris in two World Wars and
had been inside the hotel for over one hundred years.

(07:05):
In nineteen twenty, the side car sold four dollars seventy three.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Well, and that was pretty expensive. Back and Billy, you
might be right.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I mean, if the bottle's been in the hotel that long,
it may have been in their mini bar.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Right there you go. There's categories one eight hundred. Big Shows.
You told free Line we play out Burst next. Good

(07:50):
Friday morning Big Shows on the radio. Video today brought
you by law Tigers, America's motorcycle lawyers. Businessman melts down
in hotel lobby.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
It's a beautiful thing.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Watch this progression of losing it at the Big Show
dot com and right now get on Friday winning.

Speaker 8 (08:10):
Man upst Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boys and Billy give the prizes from
the big prize being. Let's go he contested number one.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
This should really be a lot of fun.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
When you're playing utters, having hurry up and guest time,
you have the best time.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
You have a big shots. Let's say, hey, the donna
from Blue Ridge, Virginia, we have shots.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Good morning, Donna, good morning, Good morning, welcome coming in
out of beautiful Blue Ridge this morning.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
You ready to get through these categories?

Speaker 9 (09:02):
Yes, sir, how do you Friday?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
See you right?

Speaker 4 (09:04):
Happy Friday baby. We're pulling for you and honor that
first parking meter. Three places you pay the park ready go.

Speaker 9 (09:14):
A city street, an amusement park and airport.

Speaker 10 (09:19):
Yeah good?

Speaker 4 (09:20):
All right, Now we need three planets in our solar system.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Ready to go, Jupiter or Mars Venus.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Yeah, it's been tempor if I asked for three planets
in somebody else's solar system, that's right, I could do it.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Donna.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
Here we go for the wind in five seconds. Three cocktails,
ready to go.

Speaker 9 (09:48):
Margarita along aland iced t a screwdriver.

Speaker 10 (09:51):
All right, ow.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Long Island I set. That's for professionals.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yes, well, Donnie, you got the big old Mount Olive
Piggles prize pack.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
We'll get into you up Blue Ridge.

Speaker 9 (10:07):
Awesome. Can I give a shout out?

Speaker 11 (10:09):
Of course?

Speaker 12 (10:10):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (10:11):
I want to say hey to my husband Greg and
all of his co workers over at mitulsaronok A, all
of our friends at Chaps Tavern, and especially all of
our friends at Skip's Garage. They've been our emotional support
group there in all this COVID.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
All right, awesome, Donna appreged you and your crew listening
to the big show.

Speaker 10 (10:28):
Thank you, We don't jump out.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Catch you up on your news.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
What happened overnight on the other side, Call all happy
boy hell ahead to a brand new top.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Ten laden.

Speaker 10 (11:17):
Sweet.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
It's a big show on the radio on Friday, Juelve
of sixteenth. Alright boys, happy boys, We got.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
Them yeah saying along if you know the words.

Speaker 13 (11:41):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have mine we bubba
hubbab Oh, I'm gonna happen to be boy. I'ma happen
to be boys. Oh we did good. When things are
going here? We hey. My little box bot got in
back car ubbahbahbahba hubble but his guns in the box

(12:01):
and put him in a drawer. I'm a happy beat boy.
I'm a happy boy. Oh and good when things are
going here.

Speaker 14 (12:10):
We hey.

Speaker 13 (12:27):
We forgot all about it for a month and a half. Hubbs.
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh because
I'm happy be boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh good
when things are going here, we hey, Hey.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Good Friday morning, Big shows on the radio. Oh ride
let us. Top ten Liz take it Bellet.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Top ten signs you're a die hard motorcycle rider. Number
ten you can identify bugs by taste.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
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Speaker 6 (13:28):
All your friend's nicknames are based on their muffler type.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Number eight.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Your vacation planner is the rally schedule for the rest
of the year. Number seven. Your old lady's always asking
you to move your bike because she can't see the TV.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Number six.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
The lock screen on your phone is a picture of
your guy from Lawtigers.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Number five.

Speaker 6 (13:53):
Your Christmas wish list is just a bunch of replacement
park numbers.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Number four.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
When you wear a three suit, two of the pieces
are a pair of chaffs. Number three you have a
dog named Sturgis. Number two you have a son named Sturgis.
And the number one sign you're a biker. You have
a daughter named Surgis.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
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show right around the corner, A good morning, This.

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Speaker 10 (14:59):
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Speaker 4 (15:36):
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Speaker 16 (16:42):
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Speaker 4 (16:44):
Well n We got John Reed from his country Is podcast.
Our Friday morning segment of small town news coming up
in minutes, Big Show rolls home.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
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Speaker 4 (16:58):
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Speaker 2 (17:15):
Must be eighteen to win. And now it's time.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
They're just small town dudes with small town news, breaking
stories upcroms come in.

Speaker 10 (17:27):
Did you never do mind your p's and q's? Or
they'll cover the town may be small, but jes.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Is sto by boy John Reied from his country Ish podcast.
He'll be playing these Charlotte comedies owns July twenty second
through the twenty fourth, and we'll get updates him and
old Buddy Rodney Carrington gonna be doing the show a
little later this summer as well.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And there he is on the zoom.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Good morning John, Good morning, Happy Friday, everybody, Friday, Bundy, Hey,
I got a question for you.

Speaker 11 (18:01):
Do you guys like theme parks?

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Oh yeah, back in the day. Yeah, well, say goodbye
to him.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Oh.

Speaker 14 (18:11):
A Massachusetts woman who slipped on goose poop is suing
six Flags.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Ooh yeah, goose poop.

Speaker 14 (18:19):
Yeah great, Now we can't have any more fun. They're
canceling fun. I say, what where you're walking, miss Magoo?
You know she's gonna ruin it for the rest of us.
I like thing parks, but.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
This lady is coming a lot better than geese.

Speaker 17 (18:32):
I can tell you that.

Speaker 14 (18:35):
Yeah, she's uh, she's suing six Flags Great Escape Outdoor
indoor water Park after she broke her ankle when she
fell down a hill, a small hill that was covered
in geese species.

Speaker 11 (18:48):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
Did she think it was a new ride or something?

Speaker 8 (18:55):
Right?

Speaker 14 (18:55):
Uh, don't don't, don't go near the log flue. As
a result of the incident, the woman filed a lawsuit
seeking two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Yeah, I mean,
what do you guys think that's a little much?

Speaker 11 (19:10):
Huh?

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Yeah, I don't even think. Fabio sued when that goose
flew in his face. Oh yes, he did, he really?

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Oh yeah, well I can see that again his file
and his face was so big.

Speaker 15 (19:27):
Well, yeah, but this this is a lot of money.

Speaker 14 (19:28):
I mean, she's not getting a new ankle, right, I
mean she's not the bionic woman.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
She's just gonna have to wear.

Speaker 14 (19:34):
A medical boot. I mean two hundred and fifty thousand
dollars for a boot. Take it easy, Cinderella, you want
a diamond boot. I've fallen down.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
You know a lot of times.

Speaker 14 (19:44):
I've never once thought of suing anybody. But you know,
maybe I'm the dumb one here.

Speaker 10 (19:50):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 14 (19:51):
The woman was at the six Flags with her family
when they decided to go to the outdoor water park section.
She asked a park staff member how to get there
and was told to use an emergency exit before crossing
the street. And that I think that's where Six Flags
messed up.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
This would have never happened to Wally World.

Speaker 10 (20:10):
You know, Moose out front would have told you.

Speaker 14 (20:15):
When the woman and her family got outside, they saw
a paved lot and a road with a small grassy
hill between them, and she didn't see any sidewalk or walkway,
and the woman and her family walked down the grassy
hill that bordered the paved area which I now that
was her first mistake. You know, she's probably trying to
cut in front of people. I don't know if I

(20:35):
like this person. You know, I don't like litigious people,
you know.

Speaker 16 (20:39):
And that's what you get.

Speaker 14 (20:40):
By the way, nothing ever good happens on a grassy hill.

Speaker 11 (20:43):
We know this.

Speaker 10 (20:46):
She said.

Speaker 14 (20:47):
It was not steep and it did not give rise
to any concerns. The grass didn't seem wet or damp
or slippery, but it was covered in goose feces. Yeah,
and yet she tracked on.

Speaker 11 (20:59):
That's right too.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's not how you played duck duck goose?

Speaker 8 (21:03):
Is it.

Speaker 14 (21:05):
Tell you walk across a minefield? The woman, who was
wearing sandals at the time, walked with her family down
the hill and slipped and fell. He blew out her
flip flop.

Speaker 15 (21:18):
Stepped on the goose drop.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
You should have been wearing crocs.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Isn't that what crocks are made for.

Speaker 14 (21:27):
She immediately felt pain at her left ankle, which began
to swell, as her kids just stood there eating their
snow cones. Park staff sent an EMT to treat the woman,
and an ambulance was called. And that you know that
kills me an ambulance for a broken angle. That's your
two hundred and fifty thousand.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Right there, Lay down, lay down, you discovered a goose boot.

Speaker 8 (21:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (21:50):
Meanwhile, there's a guy across town having a stroke waiting
for an ambulance, and we got to get hurt. The
lawsuit claims the woman was unable to work at her
job as a real estate agent due to the injury. So, yeah,
I'd like to show you a house, but my ankle
is in foreclosure.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I used a broker.

Speaker 11 (22:13):
Also.

Speaker 14 (22:14):
The woman attempted to settle out of.

Speaker 16 (22:16):
Court, but the part denied it.

Speaker 14 (22:18):
So I love this. Good for them, their crying foul.
They're like, hey, we'll see your butt in court, Karen. Yeah,
there's The lawsuit states that six Flags failed to properly
train its employees and was negligent in taking care of visitors,
making it liable for the woman's injuries, as well as
loss pay, loss of enjoyment of life, mental anguish, past,

(22:42):
present and future pain suffering, and medical expenses.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Loss of enjoyment of life. That well, that's about.

Speaker 11 (22:53):
How much fun?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Was she really happy?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (22:56):
And then I guess it all adds up to two
hundred and fifty thousand I want that lawyer's number.

Speaker 13 (23:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (23:02):
So if you go to six flags and you notice
they're at half staff, now you know why right there
you go, Boys, slip happens.

Speaker 10 (23:09):
Like the town maybe smile but Zy.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
Was again See John Andy Charlotte Comedies Own July twenty
second through the twenty four.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Have a great weekend, buddy you two fellas, I may
watch your steff.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
It's gonna be worse at Wally World, at Moose Poopy
Goose Poop.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Well, let's play John Boy Jeopardy review.

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yesterday's question we found out officially speak in the first
traffic accident recorded in the US occurred in eighteen ninety
six when New Yorker Henry Wells was actually he hit one.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Of these with his motor car. A bicyclist, That's what
it was. Who wheeler?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
All right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Every state requires them now,
but back in nineteen oh one, New York came the
first US state to require these on cars, and you
had to make your own.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
I'm thinking it was a horn because in New York
and you were just hanging.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Say what you all got one? Ain't undred big show?
You told free line. We played John Boy, Jeopardy, Next,

(24:40):
Good Morning, make shows on the radio with a gag
video to day running by lawn Tigers, America's motorcycle Lawyers.
Check out the businessman melting down in a hotel lobby.

(25:01):
I go at the m I love it bigshow dot Com,
make a daily visit, and right now let's play.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yes Live across Americas.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
And now man who's also coming gone off a meltdown
in the lobby, But this will involve some popsicles from
the freezer.

Speaker 11 (25:25):
He is John Moore.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
I knew as I headed David out of Anderson, South Carolina.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Good morning, David, Good morning.

Speaker 18 (25:35):
How you doing it?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Mor We all go, buddy, and here you are first
up and see what you got? Well, every state requires
him now, but back in nineteen oh one, New York
became the first US state to require these on cars,
and you had to make your own.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
What is it, David? Well, I've stole a few of
them in my time, and it would probably be license
streate license plates.

Speaker 11 (26:03):
Yes it is.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
So did you say you made a few or you stole?
You stole a few? You stole a few, and then
you have you went? Did you make all my money?

Speaker 16 (26:13):
Make it?

Speaker 2 (26:16):
After I stole a few.

Speaker 16 (26:17):
I had to make a few.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Yeah gooeah, yeah right. I'm glad you got over that
phase in your life.

Speaker 4 (26:22):
David who said he had Yeah, now I understand he's
stealing catalytic converters.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Have you heard how Man? That's the latest new it is. Yeah,
it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
Well, David, you got a big old riding pack about
steri lab products, pharmaceutical greade, CBD, tay you something.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Calm down a little bit. Oh yeah, I won't steal
no license plates after that. Okay, all right, buddy, you
ain't going with Jaggie. Okay, thank you, bottom of the guy.
We're on top of your news.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
But it's about twenty minutes away dragging a brand new
script acting in the playhouse. That's when you have a
Friday morning.

Speaker 18 (27:34):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
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Speaker 10 (27:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 15 (27:52):
It's nice to see Star Trek back in syndication, the
real Star Trek with Kirk and Spock, not the other versions.
They got all politically correct, and the enterprise looked like
a TGI Fridays, and they always wanted to talk to
the aliens rather than vaporize them with their Reagan and

(28:13):
while Star Trek was still cutting edge. I think they
stopped too soon. The producer said that they ran out
of material.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
But how could that be.

Speaker 15 (28:21):
I've come up with some ideas myself the stuff they
could have done. Let me perch on at the misprint.
Let me preach on it. Cobby, you're gonna have to
be a little faster with that fair drummer. I'm gonna
let Tater do it again. Here's some of the ideas
I come up with for Star Trek. The Enterprise runs

(28:43):
into a mysterious energy field of a type it has
encountered many times before, with no adverse effects whatsoever. The
crew of the Enterprise visits a remote outpost of scientists

(29:05):
and not one of them has gone mad.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
That would be the last thing you'd expect.

Speaker 10 (29:12):
Where's Jackie's here? We gotta go through this, I said,
Everybody stays in.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I sent her out there to move traffic.

Speaker 15 (29:24):
Okay, excuse me, Master Nerd back the end. I'll point
to you, and could you make your laugh a little
higher like another girl in the room. Some of the
crew takes shore leave and has a wonderful time. The

(29:49):
crew of the Enterprise discover a totally new life form,
which later turns out to be a rather well known
old life form wearing a different hat, perhaps one with propeller.
The crew of the Enterprise are struck down by a
mysterious plague, the only cure for which can be found

(30:11):
in the ship's well stocked stick base. The Enterprise. Have
you got a minute? The Enterprise successfully escorts an alien
VIP from one place to another without serious incidents. The marcie,

(30:36):
would you come over here and put Cobby up on
the counter so he can see whe I queue him.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence,
which does not put them on trial, see because usually yeah,
almost every time, Yeah, the Enterprises. This is more y'all's speed.

(31:00):
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence,
which they quickly pacify with chocolate and tripping.

Speaker 3 (31:10):
That's good copy. That's the one that yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is going a lot better than I thought that.

Speaker 15 (31:23):
The Enterprise visits an earth like planet called Paradise, where
everyone is happy all of the time. However, everything is
soon revealed to be exactly what it appears to be.
A major starfleet emergency, Gene Roddenberry, are you listing? A

(31:44):
major starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, but fortunately
some other ships in the area are able to deal
with it to everyone's satisfaction. Kirk falls in love with
a woman on a planet he visits and isn't tragically
separated from her at the end, but they agreed to

(32:06):
they should just be good friends.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
When the warp engines, have you got him?

Speaker 16 (32:16):
On the delay?

Speaker 15 (32:18):
When the warp engines malfunction, Scotty has plenty of time
and dilisium crystals to solve the problem. A landing party
returns from a hostile planet surface having suffered no casualties
or life dressing injuries among the extras. During a freak
space storm, Sulu Warren's crew members not to use the transporter,

(32:41):
but they do it anyway with no problems. Whatsoever? Is
this stuff that should happen?

Speaker 14 (32:48):
What was the set up?

Speaker 15 (32:50):
Its so long ago?

Speaker 11 (32:51):
I forgot.

Speaker 15 (32:53):
These are ideas I've got for other Star trek EPs.
I'll go back to page one. Spock gives his trademark
hand sign and coins one of the most memorable catchphrases
in television history. Look what I can do?

Speaker 10 (33:12):
Alright, look what.

Speaker 15 (33:18):
And finally page four, after a lengthy analysis, that's discovered
that doctor McCoy is in fact a doctor and not
a mind ring at the list and the list goes on,
live along and take care of your.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Ada, someoy, just shoot me, Jun Boy and Billy.

Speaker 16 (33:48):
Good morning rad yell dumb right, good.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Friday morning, big shows on the radio.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Borah, I got a brand new spread. We're all in
the playhouse. Air cognition turned down low.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Should be good to go.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
He action.

Speaker 17 (34:30):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the
Billy Burrew. As our story opens, Margaret Feesley is doing
a little mid morning shopping at golf Ront Discount golf
Warehouse in Dothan, Alabama.

Speaker 2 (34:47):
Well born in there, Bessy, Welcome to golf Runt.

Speaker 5 (34:50):
Wow, you look really familiar.

Speaker 10 (34:53):
Ricky bay Sharp.

Speaker 18 (34:54):
You've probably noticed my cartoon terricature on the sign out foot.
By the way, I'm also loved fast food mascot the
Pizza Runt.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
You're the Pizza run and the golf Ront. You're a
legend and an icon.

Speaker 15 (35:10):
You got a real pleasant way about you. Thank you.

Speaker 18 (35:13):
If may I I've kind of cornered the local market
on runt based mascot. So what brings you in today?

Speaker 5 (35:20):
I need a gift for my husband, something special. Me
and him had an awful argument last night. I won't
get into the details, but it was the biggest fight
we've ever had. He got so mad he went upstairs
and slept in the guest bedroom. First time in forty
years that's ever happened.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
So you need something to smooth things over.

Speaker 16 (35:43):
Let me ask you this.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Has your boy ever seen the movie Caddy Shack seen it?
It's his all time favorite movie.

Speaker 18 (35:49):
Well, then this little number might be right down the
middle of the fairway. It's the exact replica of the
Billy Burrew, the old timey putter that Judge smells breaks
out there in the big grudge match at the end
of the movie. It's handmade, limited edition. I can let
it go for say two hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Frank would love that. I'll take it.

Speaker 18 (36:12):
You got it, by the way, It includes a free
customing grave tag on a storage bag or engraving guy
in the back and turn it around and about an hour,
tell me what you want on it.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
I'll have it ready by lunch.

Speaker 11 (36:21):
Tap. Well, I'm not.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
Sure, he deep no, I want it to be real golfy,
you got any ideas golfing?

Speaker 18 (36:34):
Well, you could put a line from the movie, or
you could put his favorite golf saying, ooh like what, Well,
since it's a putter, there's a famous line about putting
that might be good.

Speaker 15 (36:45):
Goes like this, never up, never in.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Oh lord, don't put that on the No. That's what
started this big argument last night.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse. You know, uh,
some fellas don't have that problem. Tune up again.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
Next time we'll hear the crust ol enra engraving guy
in the back say.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. That's why
you're an icon. Good morning, everybody, The Big Show is
on the radio.

Speaker 10 (37:21):
Hangout.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.

Speaker 12 (37:25):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer stuff. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god I can write down old
my bit. I'm the job Boy and Billy Big Show.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.

Speaker 4 (38:21):
Friday, Jult of sixteenth, it was about Funny Buddy's moving
around America this weekend James Gregory is in Valdosta, Georgia
tonight playing at the VHS Theater.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
All right, man, I'm sorry sometimes I think funny things.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
You were going for the VHF. Yeah, you'll think James. Oh,
it was perfect with James will BHS Theater. Next week
he'll be at the Cassette Theater. Actually on Sunday night,
he'll be in Lewis Auditorium in Saint Augustine, Florida. And
then he'll be moving around Alabama next weekend in Cottonwood.

Speaker 11 (39:03):
About that.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
Check him out at funniest Man dot com.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
I'm Bunny Baby Dog Karen Mills the July twenty fourth,
that'll be next week. She'll be at the Princess Theater
in the Cater, Alabama. They'll move up through Cleveland, Tennessee.
Check her out at Karnmills dot com. You got Mike
Spienberg playing tomorrow night in Starton, Virginia at Redbeard Brewing Company.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
And as we just learn, with our buddy John Reap
go here with the Charlotte Comedies on July twenty second
through the twenty fourth. All right, good, well, you'd ready
to bang on a drum.

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(40:15):
Friday morning song. Let's get it work.

Speaker 10 (40:18):
Work work, work, work, work, work work work.

Speaker 11 (40:20):
Hello, boys, have a good night's rest. I missed Jill.
If you're young and you cut your hair, what do
you want with the job? You know there are people
in this world that don't have to put up with
all the shut.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Your my whole.

Speaker 11 (40:31):
We're working in Severn. Here a college started to train.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I hate this job, job at all?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Need it?

Speaker 15 (40:43):
I have people's skills, people.

Speaker 7 (40:54):
I don't.

Speaker 9 (40:58):
I am working?

Speaker 11 (41:17):
Can't you say I'm working here? What we represent? The

(41:46):
workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign?

Speaker 10 (41:49):
Are you feeling it all?

Speaker 11 (41:50):
Degraded? Order?

Speaker 10 (41:52):
Pressed and we don't even have dental.

Speaker 11 (41:55):
Are you coming down into the pit?

Speaker 1 (41:57):
You know how much I love watching you work, But
I've got my countries for one hundredth anniversary plan by
waiting to arrange my wife to murder and gilder a
frame for it.

Speaker 11 (42:05):
I'm swamped.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Where do you work in a jack?

Speaker 1 (42:08):
What do you do there?

Speaker 11 (42:08):
I say a cubicle, but I really don't like it.
Quit nah, I'm just gonna stop going once you get fired.
I don't know. So you gonna get another job? I
don't think i'd like another job.

Speaker 14 (42:20):
Are you going to do money?

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Bill?

Speaker 11 (42:22):
And you know I've never really liked paying bills. I
don't think I'm gonna do that either.

Speaker 19 (42:27):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow, so if you could be here around nine,

(42:48):
that would be great.

Speaker 11 (42:49):
Okay, mister Wonker. I don't know if you remember me,
but I used to work here in the factory.

Speaker 19 (42:56):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my right just work and sell it
to this parasitic copy cat candy making catsops?

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Wonderful, welcome back?

Speaker 11 (43:06):
Oh oh, and I.

Speaker 19 (43:07):
Almost forgot I'm also gonna need you to go ahead
and come in on Sunday two.

Speaker 11 (43:12):
Okay, I done you don't killing you?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Thanks, I've done you about it quite a bit.

Speaker 16 (43:17):
That would be great.

Speaker 11 (43:18):
Okay, let me ask you something.

Speaker 8 (43:47):
When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
real well, does anyone ever say to you?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders?

Speaker 14 (43:54):
Oh man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying
some muck man hom bell I have colm.

Speaker 11 (43:59):
What is any people? You people? I don't mean you people.
I mean you people. I will not tolerate any racist behavior.
I'm only going to say this one more time.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Calm down, I'm god.

Speaker 5 (44:18):
He was a hell.

Speaker 18 (44:21):
I'm take.

Speaker 11 (44:25):
Light French A.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Bang on the drum.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
All that's work a little bit, it's fun job current
evans Qui's time.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
What are we dealing with? Science news?

Speaker 6 (44:34):
The crystal meth problem spreads from people to fish?

Speaker 16 (44:39):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (44:39):
All right, one eight hundred bigsholl you told free lot
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