June 13, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast is all about the crazy stuff that went down during the first week of the Nationwide Lockdown during the Covid Pandemic. You know, all those empty roads and shuttered businesses? Well, guess what? The whole Big Show Cast was granted official “Essential Workers Status” by the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Can you believe it? The Federal Government thinks we’re essential! - So, our studio was treated like a clinical lab! - It got disinfected twice a day, once before we could even step inside and again after we left. - It was a real wake-up call about how serious and scary this whole thing was, not just for us, but for the whole country.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Big Show fans said, Randy. Sorry, he's still sick anyway.
Today's encore edition of The Jong Boy and Billy Big
Show originally aired on Friday, March twenty seventh, twenty twenty. Well,
that would be the first full week of lockdown, so
enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
God now to do I madam? It is Friday, March
twenty seventh, twenty twenty, and an old Big Show crew
had work this morning for you. Did you say the
Old Big Show, Old show anyway? Workship? Right, dear? He
was special about today. Besides being Friday, it's National Joe Day,
(00:47):
honoring anyone named Joe. What do you know, Joan? Yesterday,
my old childhood buddy, Joe Butler Joe called in the
morning and see if he can get in the gate
because you knew it was chicken wing day from Oldfible. Nope, no,
they gotta get in man, that's his heart. And then
(01:12):
it was his birthday this week too as well. So
happy birthday, my buddy Joe. And we owe you some wings.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, well we'll have them ride by your house and
sling some of the front yard.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's like an involuntary social distancing.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Today it's national Spanish Paella day, I say pai yea,
I think it's pie? Is that one on that Seinfeld episode?
We got pie? Yeah? Okay, and that's a rice dish
from Spain. Okay, some rice? And this National Scribble Day
as by his children to kindness through art. I don't
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know how to get that out of scribbling.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But but you've been stuck with them for two weeks,
so good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Your kids are home from school, Yeah, let them scribble
on paper or us the specialness of today as we
got three dates in History saved up in our first
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(02:16):
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that three Dates in History where we get our categories.
March twenty seventh, nineteen ninety nine, Bill Mintie of Bridgeport,
Connecticut boiled six thousand eggs for his neighborhood Easter egg
hunt in ten minutes. He boiled the eggs inside a
mesh bag and a large washing machine at his dry
cleaning shop. He says he perfected the technique over the years.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Translation it didn't work very well.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
To get it, he had to work it out. Did work?
Air Bill move up to two thousand and one. Twelve
days before his eighty eighth birthday, Barry Thomas became the
oldest bowler in America to roll a perfect three hundred games.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Oh golly arm today.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Thomas said he probably couldn't have done it if it
let himself get nervous. Work there, Thomas. And finally, on
this day, No. Two singer Lyle Love It was trampled
by a bull while trying to help his uncle who
had been thrown by the animal. Love his right leg
was broken in several places. Man as Robert earl Ken's
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old college room measure. Yeah yeah, old time, I love
it all right. Well, there you go. There's the categories
one eight hundred big show actually told free line across America.
We play out bursts next Good Friday, morning, the Big
(04:26):
Show's on the radio. In our video of the day,
there's been a learning experience. We all of you have
to do video conferencing the video. Never go to the
bathroom during a video conference call. You wouldn't think you'd
have to warn people, but I don't guarantee you.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
This person who's video is probably the most useless person
in the office.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Jack it out to go to the Big Show dot
com and right now go to get out Friday Morning Outburst.
Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy Billy. He give the prizes from the big
Prize being. Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
This should be a lot of fun when you're playing upburst.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Have a hurry up and guess time you love the
best time? You love a big shots. Let's say, Hey,
that's Dustin from Jacksonville, North Carolina.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
We shots.
Speaker 6 (05:42):
You.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Good morning, Dustin.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
How you doing man?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Hey man, we're doing good? You ready to play?
Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah? I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
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five seconds. Three ways to cook eggs, ready.
Speaker 8 (05:57):
To go, tremble frid right burn, I doesn't now three
bowling terms.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Ready go.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
Right fair gutter ball.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And for the win. Three male country singers Ready go.
Speaker 7 (06:20):
Long love it, Kenny Rodgers and John Kass.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
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gonna love this hay Bow Outdoors prize fact that we're
gonna send you.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
All right, that sounds great.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Good deal. Doesn't hang on with jacket bottom of the guy.
We're time at the top of your news. Right on
the other side. This won't be happy boys on this
Friday morning someday, good morning. It's a make shore on
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the radio, Friday morning. Face everything that's going on on. Yeah,
we still happy boys.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my week bubble.
I'm happy to be boy. Ima happen to be boy.
Oh we did good? When things are going here? We hey,
my little box pot got hit my car ub a
hubbub of Hubbo but his guns in the box and
(08:05):
put him in a drawer. I'ma have to beat boy.
I'ma have me boy.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Oh in and good.
Speaker 9 (08:12):
When things are going here, we hey, hey, oh for god,
all about it for a month and a half, hubbs.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 9 (08:37):
Hubbubbo because i'ma have to be boy Ima have me
boy Oh we did good when things are going here,
we hey, hey.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Good morning. This makes you on the radio's hot putty.
We have suffered for our art and now it's y'all's turns. Yeah,
it was right, Ben. I've heard us thinking the rest
of the day. I think we can learn something from
the boys. Don't say that almurd Here is heart and
a Junior Nation band. That virus, that virus.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's trying to find us.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Bus a read TV channel. I won't you ever hear
them say, here's the very latest outbreak of the day
made to Colifornia. It's spreading across the land. Don't touch
(10:22):
your face, measure to war, shirt hands his hair comes
that virus, that virus, it's ride behind us.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
LA virus.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Was washings washing.
Speaker 11 (10:50):
Please quit touching your face.
Speaker 12 (10:57):
Try hard not to get it, cause it gets mighty
main nif.
Speaker 11 (11:04):
To come down with it.
Speaker 12 (11:05):
They ain't got no vaccine.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
No, don't part toilet paper, and don't act like a jerk.
The only good part is you get to stay home
from where all because of that virus. That virus, we're
(11:34):
these irbis of that virus.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
It is your hands, your hands, wash your hand, it
is your hands.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Wash your hands, wash your hands out.
Speaker 11 (11:47):
Please quit touching your feel virus, that virus.
Speaker 12 (12:01):
It's driedly behind us, that brus, that barrus, that barrus,
where these horus of that barrus, ba barus, ba barrus.
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Worse than Myleseyrus, that barrus, worse than myle cyrus, that
brush and bush.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
You have more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey, listener.
My name is Man for only. I A'm a motivational speaker.
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
And I wake up in a va man river, go
on and laugh and leave the radio work. Good morning,
(13:58):
and that's a big joannad you go for you Friday morning,
we had called it without baring Lane from products for
good in a couple of weeks. We won't take care
of that right now. We got them on the phone
as we continue are distancing.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
It.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Knows how I didn't say social. We're gonna be social
about it too. We're gonna try the distant thing. We're
sure laying on the good morning lane, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
I feel like I'm anti social distancing.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know, man, No do what we gotta do. Man,
And uh, well, like we say, our our veterans needs
continue and we want to get you on and give
us an update on what's going on with products for
good Bud.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I appreciate it. Listen to guys, it's like second
family and uh, since I've been coming from both families now, yeah,
we've been. Uh. I feel fortunate to be working in healthcare.
But it's sure been a busy time. Oh my goodness.
We're trying like crazy to get the hostels what they
need and keep them going with our with my day job.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So wow, how about that man, Yeah, that's right. I
I forgot about da doing that. Besides running products are good.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, we're doing eighteen hour days on that stuff right now.
So it's been crazy times. And you mentioned the veterans,
it's uh, you know, this shut in time has actually
been a lot worse for them, So it's uh, the
need unfortunately is increasing because it should be where a
person who's not cooking from PTSD would have a lower trigger,
and we've seen lots of people triggered here. Those of
(15:27):
PTSD are a little bit easier, so we definitely have
not seen a decline in the need. And if anything,
it's got a lot more difficult to get people up
for treatment based on travel and what's what's going on
all over the place. So it's definitely you know where
we're gonna end up with a fairly large queue when
this thing opens back up again. So it's been it's
(15:47):
been an eye opening experience. But anyway, it's a crazy
time we're living in, so that's all I can say. Fortunately,
we've been able to keep treatments going. We have done
several more in the last in the last couple of weeks.
They've mostly been you're reaching all of the people that
can drive in and get treated in doctor there and
take all the necessary precautions, et cetera. So but we
(16:08):
try to keep keep things alive even here in the downtime,
so we surping, say, everybody's ongoing support. And there was
a really nice story. I don't know if you saw.
There was a one hundred and four year old marine
and really, I don't know if you called this on Facebook.
They were trying to get some happy birthdays for him.
(16:28):
I think his daughter started it and she was hoping
for a few hundred Happy Birthday or actually Valentine's Day cards,
that's what was one hundred and four year old, and
they end up with tens of thousands of cards for him.
It was really nice to see the outboring and see
the reaction everybody had for that for him and ended
up being tens of thousands. He had quite a storty
from World War Two and the guy was a battle
(16:51):
with regema. Is really a lot of quite quite a story.
So it's wonderful to see everybody sort of rallying around
and she had an appreciation for him and what sacrifice
for all of us that was.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That's neat man. I happen to see that as well. Lane,
that's cool. And our listeners too. You know, right now
you want to do something, would love for you to
go to products for good because like you said, you know,
treating when we can right now through this and then
once we get out of it. He has a lot,
you know, and talking about even just like people with
this stuff with the what's the word I'm looking for
(17:24):
the depression, anxiety and stuff like that, and then you
put then on top of our veterans who are suffering
from PTSD. Man, that's just a whole nother ball game
in there.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
It is definitely increasing stress levels for everybody on lots
of levels. But for those people it's just easier to do. Unfortunately,
that's so definitely not on point here and trying to
keep everybody hanging in there in the meantime, and sure
appreciate you guys are still going in and fight it
every day. And I think in my eleven plus years
with you, this is the first time I ever phoned
it in.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's not true. That'sn't true. All right, Lane, you take
care of yourself, buddy. We'll talk again real soon.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I'll keep my distance. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Wash your hands well, listeners. Go to the Products for
Good website. You can go to the Big Show dot com.
Click on it take you right there. You can also
call if you'd like to Elena get to the phone
when he can is seven O four at nine hundred
and three six one eight. But the best way click
on the Products for Good better when you go to
the Big Show dot com and see how you can
(18:26):
offer your support during these times. We appreciate you all
over the years doing that for our hero. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll play John
Boy Jeopardy. You can win a Mechanic in a bottle
prize Pike. It includes mechanic in a bottle, the five
dollars engine fixed for moors, blowers, tremmers, cars, trucks, boats
(18:47):
and more. They'll let home depot, Walmart and tractors supply
there's a mechanic in a bottle dot com Hang on,
we'll play in minutes. First, Yeah, request for the tune
from Hicks Tape Man, big selling album, and we honored
to be featured here the John Boy and Billy Show.
This is called Boy from the South.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Across down Little Royal Pine Tree on the dashboard, Little
John Boy and Billy on the.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
FN my one one hundred dollars. If he's the fifth
color and names and bass player from Zeppelin.
Speaker 14 (19:34):
It did spitting in big golf cup, Little.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Honey bomb breaker Son, come in on up, about to
punch it in, about to knock it out. At five
o'clock it down, hit back into the house.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
He's in every little poll off square rocking.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
That's fifty nine fifty half here I'm talking down home
to the country.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Girl on his armbar wire. Yeah. A couple near hanging
over his counts. A couple cold man's make the draw
fill out like a want to paunch credit board in
the mouth.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Didn't know he was messing with the boy from the south.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, tell him about it one time, So Mama South
middle school Dad.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
So Michelence learned to act buck throw some backside discipline.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Based in the heat, rocking.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
Bare feet cools off.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Then the cat this tree he's fishing in won't.
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Find him and Marina tail ray the roots drawn deep
in the bottle belt.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Hey, he's never let.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
A fold of square locking that fifty nine fifty had head.
I'm talking down home or the country girl on the.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Song barn wide on here Jay.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
A couple of deer.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Hanging over his couch.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Couple col beers make the draw file.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Out like a once who paunch credit board with mouth, didn't.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Know he was.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's where the fool from the thirty to thirty thirty
ety crees is two.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Cold even meeting three fried green meatos riding We won't
fame on the back wind.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
Sails, singing right maiden from coag.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So come on and down.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
He's in every little boad on square like in that
fifty ninth fifty had hair.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm talking down home brother, country girl on his.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Arm, bared mine on.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, a couple of beer hanging over his coun couple
of cold beers make a drop all out like.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
A one two bounch, thirty boards with the mouth.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Didn't know he.
Speaker 14 (21:54):
Was mesally one of the boy from the South.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's one of the boys from the South. Yeah,
messing the board from the sun. All right, Hardy Hicks,
Dave has a good boys, honored boys from the South.
Kick it off, all right, Damn, let's play John boyd Jeffardy,
(22:18):
Shall we review yesterday's question? Hard to believe, but in
nineteen thirty three there were more of these in New
York City than there are today. Taxi cabs, taxi cabs.
That's crazy about that, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Dolly Parton once told us it cost a lot of
money to look this cheap. Easy to believe, considering the
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average American woman will go through about six pounds of
this during her lifetime.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
There are so many things I could say right now,
all of which sounds like something Terry Hanson would say.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So I'm not gonna say anything. Good call one eight
hundred Big show you told free line across America. We
played John Boy Jeopardy next Good Friday morning, and that's
(23:26):
a big show on the radio. At I Video of
the Day. I've been having videos of the times that
were living in and I guess there's one of them.
A lot of people to video conference and since they're
not in the office, I did one yesterday. Well, I
hope it's don't happen with you never go to the
bathroom during a video conference. Call see it for yourself
(23:50):
the Big Show dot com. It is one way to
end a meeting. That right now, let's play Yeah Live
across America.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Heights now, man, what's the TGI on Friday? And the
d in SBD.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He he's John Moore.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually's not that great at the s yet, but we're
working on it.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
We got jars from West Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Good morning, Charles A man, let's see what you got
easy believe all right, we're looking for the average American woman.
She'll go through about six pounds of this during her lifetime.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
What are you thinking, Johnny, I'm gonna go with lipstick.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You're going with lipstick.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Course, Angelina Joelie goes through that much in about two weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She got some soup. Cool, don't you. Yeah? Ah, Charlie,
good work, buddy. You got the mechanic and the bottle
price back, the five dollars engine fixed from mowers, blowers, tremmors, cars, trucks, boats,
and more. We're gonna send you big old package down
West Columbia. Buddy, say, can.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I give a shout out? Yes, sir, h super important
right now, go on to give a shout out to
all these teachers we might have underappreciated before.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All Right, there you go, Charlie, we appreciate you, buddy,
Thank you, man, Hang on, thank you. Right, I'm gonna
jump out, catch you up on your news pus about
twenty minutes away, breaking over a brand new script back
then out in the playhouse, good morning, and this bike
(26:22):
Shaw on the radio running through your Friday March and
twenty seventh. I was thinking about something. They give me
help me on this. You know, New York City is
the worst breakout in New York State as well. The
New York City. You know, it's like about half of
the cases in the whole state.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Right, It's a hotspot in America right now.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
In America, so lockdown. So and I was telling you
earlier about I had a buddy down there where a
gold duck hunt, you know, down close to the outer
Banks in North Carolina. Say they were there was a
lot of people from the North wanting to come down
and rent places and ride this out. I guess those
with money had and open Google. But anyway, so they
(27:04):
all they're out for all that. What I'm thinking about.
One of these people from New York come on down south.
I want to get out, yeah and leave.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I mean, well, they actually talked about that, and so
they do let them do that. Yeah, but they're telling
folks as they as they migrate away from, you know,
a hotspot like that, to self quarantine for fourteen days.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Those that the governor of Florida's yeah, you're welcome to
come in here from New York as long as you're
willing to stay for two weeks in quarantine before you
go out.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And where the fourteen days came from as opposed to
the twenty one. Nobody really knows. It's just an arbitrary number,
I guess. But yeah, so they've kind of thought that through.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, so if they do come down, they're sposed to
self quarantine.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, and this is why, you know, all of the
cities and states and the governors, and this is why
everybody's saying stay in place, stay in place. Let's just
ride this that we're just you've heard the phrase more
than you can imagine. But we're just trying to flatten
the curve. That that means that as the curve of
people affected goes higher and the health care services get
(28:09):
you know, inundated. So we're trying to lower that curve
so that the health care services can keep up with.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It doesn't even necessarily mean fewer people getting sick. It
means those people getting sick over a slightly spread out
period of time, so that the hospitals.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Exactly a once. Yeah. So you're flattening the curve, just
like in math. So it's all right. We made to
hang out with some Yankees in No.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
No, no, no, that's a bad idea anytime.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah. Oh you mean because of the virus.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No No, I mean you shouldn't be hanging out with anybody.
I told Jackie, I mean, as social as she is,
don't let anybody in your house. I mean, don't go
in anybody's house, stay at home. If you want to
talk to somebody, stay six feet talk to them on
the porch.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
But at least if you have your family in your house,
you know what you're dealing with.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
A control group.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
They anybody else that comes in there. You know, no
matter how close to a friend they are, you just
don't know you know who.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
They're only as safe as the stupidest person that you know.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, somebody said over the last weekend, I heard that
the best way to treat this is as if you
already have the virus and you are protecting others from you.
That way, you know you're not gonna l anybody in your
house because they're going to get infected.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Well, you say, we say tatter? Did you say that?
Speaker 14 (29:25):
I just said, Yet, here we are.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But this is our family and our place, and we're
all being safe as we leave here. We sit in
a room that is large, and we are at least
six feet apart from one another, and the room is
completely sanitized before you get here and after you leave.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah. So, and that's basically what we do. I mean,
we come to work, we go home, either go home
or to the far and then so that's what I do.
I have to pick one place. You know I would rather.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You did in all honesty, I really, honestly, for your health,
for your safety, you should just pick one place and
stick with it for now.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Okay, well works out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
No, where would you be least likely to run to
the stupidest person you know?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
On the farms? Out hell? Here's out by fine, I'm
just going to send there close. Good Friday morning, big
(30:44):
shows on the radio. Right, that's all. Getting the playhouse
and play here alright, we quite don't say baby hell
o action.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Drive Through Psychiatrist. As our story opens, doctor Margaret Moran
is in full hazmat year standing in the parking lot
of Brushywood Psychiatric Associates.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Good morning, sir, I'm going to ask you to please
stay in your car. I can talk to you from
right here. Okay, okay, Welcome to the Brushwood Drive Through
Mental Wellness Clinic. I'm doctor Moran. How can I help?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Well, my sister taught me to come by here. She says,
I've been spend too much time by myself. This old
Corona and lyme disease shutting down the place I used
to work at. So I've been stuck home all week
by myself, and my sister thinks I'm losing my marbles.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
Uhha, What made your sister say that?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Well, I told her a story she didn't believe and
you probably ain't gonna believe it neither, But it happened.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Feel safe, sir, you can tell me about it all right.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, Sunday night, I'm sitting there in the living room
watching a movie. The doorbell rung. I opened it up.
There stood a six foot tall cockroach. I do what now, yes, ma'am.
He drew back, hunched me right in the nose. Then
he turned around and walked off down the sidewalk.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
He said, that's odd.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, wait, there's more though. Monday morning, I'm watching Good
Morning America and the doorbell rung again, and it was
that six foot cockroach back.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
He said, I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Back, sucker, you kick me right in the nugs and
turned around walked off again.
Speaker 14 (32:39):
I'm sir, are you are you sure this wasn't a dream.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, ma'am, I was wide awake as I am right now.
So Monday night, I'm home watching TV. And this time
the doorbell didn't even ring. That old six foot cockroach
kicked the door open like Law and Order SVU. He
picks me up by the car and throws me up
against the wall and he says, I'll see you tomorrow, sucker,
(33:04):
and then he's out the door and down the street again.
So tell me the truth, Doc is my sister, right?
Do you think I'm going nuts?
Speaker 14 (33:14):
No? No, sir, I don't think you're going nuts.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well, then, what's this deal with the six foot cock road?
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Oh, it's probably just that nasty bob that's been going
around town.
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So we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Your yes, child, that again next time? Or hear the
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Time might be the big show that still picking him
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What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fad boy and trying to cure beds of
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Friday Morning Tune.
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Work work, work, work, work, work, work, work work, Hello, boys,
have a good night's rest.
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I miss Jo.
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You're young and you got your hair.
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What do you want with the job?
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You know there are people in this world that don't
have to put up with all the shut.
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You're my whole.
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We're working in every years the college started trade.
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I hate this job, the job it all need.
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I have people's skills with.
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Your people, I.
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Don't need.
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Working.
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Can't you say I'm working here? We represent the workers
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in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Are you
feeling it all? Degraded or repressed?
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H we don't even have.
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Dental Are you coming down into the pit?
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But I've got my countries five hundred anniversary plan by
waiting to arrange, by to murder and guilder a frame
for it.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
I'm swamped.
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What do you do there? I say in a Cuba gole?
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But I really don't like it n I'm just gonna
stop going.
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Once you get fired.
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I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
So you're gonna get another job.
Speaker 17 (39:15):
I don't think i'd like another job.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
What are you going to do? A money bill?
Speaker 5 (39:19):
And you know I've never.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Really liked paying bills.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
Speaker 17 (39:24):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow, so if you could be here around nine,
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that would be great.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Okay, miss, I don't know if you remember me, but
I used to work here in the factory.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my wife's work and sell into those parasitic.
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Copycat candy made can caps?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Wonderful? Welcome back? Oh oh, and I almost forgot.
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I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.
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Don't killing you, thanks, I've done anybody quite a bit.
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Speaker 13 (40:15):
Okay, let me ask you something. When you come in
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on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
ever say to you.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying some
muck man, calm.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Bell, I have calm.
Speaker 9 (40:56):
What is it with you people?
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You people, I don't mean you people, I mean new
people who will not tolerate any racist behavior, races.
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I'm only going to say this one more time. Calm down,
I'm com.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Oh he was all.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Right, all right, damn being a good banging on a drum.
Let's bang on his quiz, Bentley, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well, the border between the United States and Mexico has
finally been secured, but not for the reason you might think.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
That one eight hundred big show. You told free Line
across America, take sea and win. Next week
Hey, Big Show fans said, Randy. Sorry, he's still sick anyway.
Today's encore edition of The Jong Boy and Billy Big
Show originally aired on Friday, March twenty seventh, twenty twenty. Well,
that would be the first full week of lockdown, so
enjoy the show.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
God now to do I madam? It is Friday, March
twenty seventh, twenty twenty, and an old Big Show crew
had work this morning for you. Did you say the
Old Big Show, Old show anyway? Workship? Right, dear? He
was special about today. Besides being Friday, it's National Joe Day,
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honoring anyone named Joe. What do you know, Joan? Yesterday,
my old childhood buddy, Joe Butler Joe called in the
morning and see if he can get in the gate
because you knew it was chicken wing day from Oldfible. Nope, no,
they gotta get in man, that's his heart. And then
(01:12):
it was his birthday this week too as well. So
happy birthday, my buddy Joe. And we owe you some wings.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Yeah, well we'll have them ride by your house and
sling some of the front yard.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
It's like an involuntary social distancing.
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Today it's national Spanish Paella day, I say pai yea,
I think it's pie? Is that one on that Seinfeld episode?
We got pie? Yeah? Okay, and that's a rice dish
from Spain. Okay, some rice? And this National Scribble Day
as by his children to kindness through art. I don't
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know how to get that out of scribbling.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
But but you've been stuck with them for two weeks,
so good luck with that.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
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Speaker 3 (03:02):
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Speaker 2 (03:04):
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Air Bill move up to two thousand and one. Twelve
days before his eighty eighth birthday, Barry Thomas became the
oldest bowler in America to roll a perfect three hundred games.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
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Speaker 2 (03:25):
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was broken in several places. Man as Robert earl Ken's
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one eight hundred big show actually told free line across America.
We play out bursts next Good Friday, morning, the Big
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Show's on the radio. In our video of the day,
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Friday morning someday, good morning. It's a make shore on
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the radio, Friday morning. Face everything that's going on on. Yeah,
we still happy boys.
Speaker 9 (07:44):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my week bubble.
I'm happy to be boy. Ima happen to be boy.
Oh we did good? When things are going here? We hey,
my little box pot got hit my car ub a
hubbub of Hubbo but his guns in the box and
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put him in a drawer. I'ma have to beat boy.
I'ma have me boy.
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When things are going here, we hey, hey, oh for god,
all about it for a month and a half, hubbs.
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I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
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Hubbubbo because i'ma have to be boy Ima have me
boy Oh we did good when things are going here,
we hey, hey.
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Good morning. This makes you on the radio's hot putty.
We have suffered for our art and now it's y'all's turns. Yeah,
it was right, Ben. I've heard us thinking the rest
of the day. I think we can learn something from
the boys. Don't say that almurd Here is heart and
a Junior Nation band. That virus, that virus.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
It's trying to find us.
Speaker 10 (09:55):
Bus a read TV channel. I won't you ever hear
them say, here's the very latest outbreak of the day
made to Colifornia. It's spreading across the land. Don't touch
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your face, measure to war, shirt hands his hair comes
that virus, that virus, it's ride behind us.
Speaker 7 (10:38):
LA virus.
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Was washings washing.
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Please quit touching your face.
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Try hard not to get it, cause it gets mighty
main nif.
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To come down with it.
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They ain't got no vaccine.
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No, don't part toilet paper, and don't act like a jerk.
The only good part is you get to stay home
from where all because of that virus. That virus, we're
(11:34):
these irbis of that virus.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
It is your hands, your hands, wash your hand, it
is your hands.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Wash your hands, wash your hands out.
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Please quit touching your feel virus, that virus.
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where these horus of that barrus, ba barus, ba barrus.
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Worse than Myleseyrus, that barrus, worse than myle cyrus, that
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You have more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you. Hey, hey, listener.
My name is Man for only. I A'm a motivational speaker.
I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 11 (13:07):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
young Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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And I wake up in a va man river, go
on and laugh and leave the radio work. Good morning,
(13:58):
and that's a big joannad you go for you Friday morning,
we had called it without baring Lane from products for
good in a couple of weeks. We won't take care
of that right now. We got them on the phone
as we continue are distancing.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
It.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Knows how I didn't say social. We're gonna be social
about it too. We're gonna try the distant thing. We're
sure laying on the good morning lane, Good morning.
Speaker 7 (14:24):
I feel like I'm anti social distancing.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I know, man, No do what we gotta do. Man,
And uh, well, like we say, our our veterans needs
continue and we want to get you on and give
us an update on what's going on with products for
good Bud.
Speaker 7 (14:40):
Yeah, I appreciate it. Listen to guys, it's like second
family and uh, since I've been coming from both families now, yeah,
we've been. Uh. I feel fortunate to be working in healthcare.
But it's sure been a busy time. Oh my goodness.
We're trying like crazy to get the hostels what they
need and keep them going with our with my day job.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
So wow, how about that man, Yeah, that's right. I
I forgot about da doing that. Besides running products are good.
Speaker 7 (15:05):
Yeah, we're doing eighteen hour days on that stuff right now.
So it's been crazy times. And you mentioned the veterans,
it's uh, you know, this shut in time has actually
been a lot worse for them, So it's uh, the
need unfortunately is increasing because it should be where a
person who's not cooking from PTSD would have a lower trigger,
and we've seen lots of people triggered here. Those of
(15:27):
PTSD are a little bit easier, so we definitely have
not seen a decline in the need. And if anything,
it's got a lot more difficult to get people up
for treatment based on travel and what's what's going on
all over the place. So it's definitely you know where
we're gonna end up with a fairly large queue when
this thing opens back up again. So it's been it's
(15:47):
been an eye opening experience. But anyway, it's a crazy
time we're living in, so that's all I can say. Fortunately,
we've been able to keep treatments going. We have done
several more in the last in the last couple of weeks.
They've mostly been you're reaching all of the people that
can drive in and get treated in doctor there and
take all the necessary precautions, et cetera. So but we
(16:08):
try to keep keep things alive even here in the downtime,
so we surping, say, everybody's ongoing support. And there was
a really nice story. I don't know if you saw.
There was a one hundred and four year old marine
and really, I don't know if you called this on Facebook.
They were trying to get some happy birthdays for him.
(16:28):
I think his daughter started it and she was hoping
for a few hundred Happy Birthday or actually Valentine's Day cards,
that's what was one hundred and four year old, and
they end up with tens of thousands of cards for him.
It was really nice to see the outboring and see
the reaction everybody had for that for him and ended
up being tens of thousands. He had quite a storty
from World War Two and the guy was a battle
(16:51):
with regema. Is really a lot of quite quite a story.
So it's wonderful to see everybody sort of rallying around
and she had an appreciation for him and what sacrifice
for all of us that was.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
That's neat man. I happen to see that as well. Lane,
that's cool. And our listeners too. You know, right now
you want to do something, would love for you to
go to products for good because like you said, you know,
treating when we can right now through this and then
once we get out of it. He has a lot,
you know, and talking about even just like people with
this stuff with the what's the word I'm looking for
(17:24):
the depression, anxiety and stuff like that, and then you
put then on top of our veterans who are suffering
from PTSD. Man, that's just a whole nother ball game
in there.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
It is definitely increasing stress levels for everybody on lots
of levels. But for those people it's just easier to do. Unfortunately,
that's so definitely not on point here and trying to
keep everybody hanging in there in the meantime, and sure
appreciate you guys are still going in and fight it
every day. And I think in my eleven plus years
with you, this is the first time I ever phoned
it in.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
That's not true. That'sn't true. All right, Lane, you take
care of yourself, buddy. We'll talk again real soon.
Speaker 7 (18:03):
I'll keep my distance. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
Wash your hands well, listeners. Go to the Products for
Good website. You can go to the Big Show dot com.
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offer your support during these times. We appreciate you all
over the years doing that for our hero. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we'll play John
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we'll play in minutes. First, Yeah, request for the tune
from Hicks Tape Man, big selling album, and we honored
to be featured here the John Boy and Billy Show.
This is called Boy from the South.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Across down Little Royal Pine Tree on the dashboard, Little
John Boy and Billy on the.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
FN my one one hundred dollars. If he's the fifth
color and names and bass player from Zeppelin.
Speaker 14 (19:34):
It did spitting in big golf cup, Little.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Honey bomb breaker Son, come in on up, about to
punch it in, about to knock it out. At five
o'clock it down, hit back into the house.
Speaker 10 (19:49):
He's in every little poll off square rocking.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
That's fifty nine fifty half here I'm talking down home
to the country.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Girl on his armbar wire. Yeah. A couple near hanging
over his counts. A couple cold man's make the draw
fill out like a want to paunch credit board in
the mouth.
Speaker 14 (20:11):
Didn't know he was messing with the boy from the south.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, tell him about it one time, So Mama South
middle school Dad.
Speaker 8 (20:19):
So Michelence learned to act buck throw some backside discipline.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Based in the heat, rocking.
Speaker 14 (20:26):
Bare feet cools off.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Then the cat this tree he's fishing in won't.
Speaker 15 (20:31):
Find him and Marina tail ray the roots drawn deep
in the bottle belt.
Speaker 13 (20:37):
Hey, he's never let.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
A fold of square locking that fifty nine fifty had head.
I'm talking down home or the country girl on the.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
Song barn wide on here Jay.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
A couple of deer.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Hanging over his couch.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Couple col beers make the draw file.
Speaker 6 (20:56):
Out like a once who paunch credit board with mouth, didn't.
Speaker 7 (21:01):
Know he was.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
That's where the fool from the thirty to thirty thirty
ety crees is two.
Speaker 4 (21:05):
Cold even meeting three fried green meatos riding We won't
fame on the back wind.
Speaker 14 (21:12):
Sails, singing right maiden from coag.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
So come on and down.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
He's in every little boad on square like in that
fifty ninth fifty had hair.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I'm talking down home brother, country girl on his.
Speaker 7 (21:40):
Arm, bared mine on.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
Yeah, a couple of beer hanging over his coun couple
of cold beers make a drop all out like.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
A one two bounch, thirty boards with the mouth.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Didn't know he.
Speaker 14 (21:54):
Was mesally one of the boy from the South.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, that's one of the boys from the South. Yeah,
messing the board from the sun. All right, Hardy Hicks,
Dave has a good boys, honored boys from the South.
Kick it off, all right, Damn, let's play John boyd Jeffardy,
(22:18):
Shall we review yesterday's question? Hard to believe, but in
nineteen thirty three there were more of these in New
York City than there are today. Taxi cabs, taxi cabs.
That's crazy about that, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
Dolly Parton once told us it cost a lot of
money to look this cheap. Easy to believe, considering the
(22:39):
average American woman will go through about six pounds of
this during her lifetime.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
There are so many things I could say right now,
all of which sounds like something Terry Hanson would say.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
So I'm not gonna say anything. Good call one eight
hundred Big show you told free line across America. We
played John Boy Jeopardy next Good Friday morning, and that's
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a big show on the radio. At I Video of
the Day. I've been having videos of the times that
were living in and I guess there's one of them.
A lot of people to video conference and since they're
not in the office, I did one yesterday. Well, I
hope it's don't happen with you never go to the
bathroom during a video conference. Call see it for yourself
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the Big Show dot com. It is one way to
end a meeting. That right now, let's play Yeah Live
across America.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Heights now, man, what's the TGI on Friday? And the
d in SBD.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
He he's John Moore.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Actually's not that great at the s yet, but we're
working on it.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
We got jars from West Columbia, South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Good morning, Charles A man, let's see what you got
easy believe all right, we're looking for the average American woman.
She'll go through about six pounds of this during her lifetime.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
What are you thinking, Johnny, I'm gonna go with lipstick.
Speaker 2 (24:44):
You're going with lipstick.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Course, Angelina Joelie goes through that much in about two weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
She got some soup. Cool, don't you. Yeah? Ah, Charlie,
good work, buddy. You got the mechanic and the bottle
price back, the five dollars engine fixed from mowers, blowers, tremmors, cars, trucks, boats,
and more. We're gonna send you big old package down
West Columbia. Buddy, say, can.
Speaker 7 (25:15):
I give a shout out? Yes, sir, h super important
right now, go on to give a shout out to
all these teachers we might have underappreciated before.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
All Right, there you go, Charlie, we appreciate you, buddy,
Thank you, man, Hang on, thank you. Right, I'm gonna
jump out, catch you up on your news pus about
twenty minutes away, breaking over a brand new script back
then out in the playhouse, good morning, and this bike
(26:22):
Shaw on the radio running through your Friday March and
twenty seventh. I was thinking about something. They give me
help me on this. You know, New York City is
the worst breakout in New York State as well. The
New York City. You know, it's like about half of
the cases in the whole state.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Right, It's a hotspot in America right now.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
In America, so lockdown. So and I was telling you
earlier about I had a buddy down there where a
gold duck hunt, you know, down close to the outer
Banks in North Carolina. Say they were there was a
lot of people from the North wanting to come down
and rent places and ride this out. I guess those
with money had and open Google. But anyway, so they
(27:04):
all they're out for all that. What I'm thinking about.
One of these people from New York come on down south.
I want to get out, yeah and leave.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
I mean, well, they actually talked about that, and so
they do let them do that. Yeah, but they're telling
folks as they as they migrate away from, you know,
a hotspot like that, to self quarantine for fourteen days.
Speaker 3 (27:25):
Those that the governor of Florida's yeah, you're welcome to
come in here from New York as long as you're
willing to stay for two weeks in quarantine before you
go out.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
And where the fourteen days came from as opposed to
the twenty one. Nobody really knows. It's just an arbitrary number,
I guess. But yeah, so they've kind of thought that through.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Okay, so if they do come down, they're sposed to
self quarantine.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, and this is why, you know, all of the
cities and states and the governors, and this is why
everybody's saying stay in place, stay in place. Let's just
ride this that we're just you've heard the phrase more
than you can imagine. But we're just trying to flatten
the curve. That that means that as the curve of
people affected goes higher and the health care services get
(28:09):
you know, inundated. So we're trying to lower that curve
so that the health care services can keep up with.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
It doesn't even necessarily mean fewer people getting sick. It
means those people getting sick over a slightly spread out
period of time, so that the hospitals.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
Exactly a once. Yeah. So you're flattening the curve, just
like in math. So it's all right. We made to
hang out with some Yankees in No.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
No, no, no, that's a bad idea anytime.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Yeah. Oh you mean because of the virus.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
No No, I mean you shouldn't be hanging out with anybody.
I told Jackie, I mean, as social as she is,
don't let anybody in your house. I mean, don't go
in anybody's house, stay at home. If you want to
talk to somebody, stay six feet talk to them on
the porch.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't even like talking to you on the phone.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
But at least if you have your family in your house,
you know what you're dealing with.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
A control group.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
They anybody else that comes in there. You know, no
matter how close to a friend they are, you just
don't know you know who.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
They're only as safe as the stupidest person that you know.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Yeah, somebody said over the last weekend, I heard that
the best way to treat this is as if you
already have the virus and you are protecting others from you.
That way, you know you're not gonna l anybody in your
house because they're going to get infected.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Well, you say, we say tatter? Did you say that?
Speaker 14 (29:25):
I just said, Yet, here we are.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
But this is our family and our place, and we're
all being safe as we leave here. We sit in
a room that is large, and we are at least
six feet apart from one another, and the room is
completely sanitized before you get here and after you leave.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Yeah. So, and that's basically what we do. I mean,
we come to work, we go home, either go home
or to the far and then so that's what I do.
I have to pick one place. You know I would rather.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
You did in all honesty, I really, honestly, for your health,
for your safety, you should just pick one place and
stick with it for now.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Okay, well works out? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (30:03):
No, where would you be least likely to run to
the stupidest person you know?
Speaker 2 (30:08):
On the farms? Out hell? Here's out by fine, I'm
just going to send there close. Good Friday morning, big
(30:44):
shows on the radio. Right, that's all. Getting the playhouse
and play here alright, we quite don't say baby hell
o action.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode The
Drive Through Psychiatrist. As our story opens, doctor Margaret Moran
is in full hazmat year standing in the parking lot
of Brushywood Psychiatric Associates.
Speaker 14 (31:15):
Good morning, sir, I'm going to ask you to please
stay in your car. I can talk to you from
right here. Okay, okay, Welcome to the Brushwood Drive Through
Mental Wellness Clinic. I'm doctor Moran. How can I help?
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Well, my sister taught me to come by here. She says,
I've been spend too much time by myself. This old
Corona and lyme disease shutting down the place I used
to work at. So I've been stuck home all week
by myself, and my sister thinks I'm losing my marbles.
Speaker 14 (31:47):
Uhha, What made your sister say that?
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Well, I told her a story she didn't believe and
you probably ain't gonna believe it neither, But it happened.
Speaker 14 (31:57):
Feel safe, sir, you can tell me about it all right.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
Well, Sunday night, I'm sitting there in the living room
watching a movie. The doorbell rung. I opened it up.
There stood a six foot tall cockroach. I do what now, yes, ma'am.
He drew back, hunched me right in the nose. Then
he turned around and walked off down the sidewalk.
Speaker 14 (32:20):
He said, that's odd.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
Yeah, wait, there's more though. Monday morning, I'm watching Good
Morning America and the doorbell rung again, and it was
that six foot cockroach back.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
He said, I'm.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Back, sucker, you kick me right in the nugs and
turned around walked off again.
Speaker 14 (32:39):
I'm sir, are you are you sure this wasn't a dream.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
No, ma'am, I was wide awake as I am right now.
So Monday night, I'm home watching TV. And this time
the doorbell didn't even ring. That old six foot cockroach
kicked the door open like Law and Order SVU. He
picks me up by the car and throws me up
against the wall and he says, I'll see you tomorrow, sucker,
(33:04):
and then he's out the door and down the street again.
So tell me the truth, Doc is my sister, right?
Do you think I'm going nuts?
Speaker 14 (33:14):
No? No, sir, I don't think you're going nuts.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well, then, what's this deal with the six foot cock road?
Speaker 14 (33:20):
Oh, it's probably just that nasty bob that's been going
around town.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
So we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Your yes, child, that again next time? Or hear the
crusty old eight foot centip he'd.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 6 (33:45):
Yeah, still another prize back for you less than thirty
minutes from right now. It's a big jell o letting
somebody better tem it than me, tell you than me
all right?
Speaker 16 (34:01):
Time might be the big show that still picking him
up at you?
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel?
Speaker 16 (34:07):
What am I doing well when I'm not hanging up
on racing fad boy and trying to cure beds of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern boys, John Boy and Billy and the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop, No, I won't tell Randy you said hello.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Yeah, man,
John Boynville is Late Risers podcast I've been having for
the last about a month or so. We're going like
that since the person of the years. Man, time flies, but.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
You're the only guy that thinks this year is passing fast.
Speaker 2 (35:21):
That's the truth, man. Well, in these times of self isolation,
it's really coming in handy. Mate. We are hearing a
lot of a lot from our Big Show listeners looking
at all the downloads early they picked up. So if
y'all want to check it out, it's cool any time
about an hour and a half after the broadcasts a podcast,
it's and it's right there at the Big Show dot com.
(35:44):
They checked it out myself for the first time. Welcome.
It's easy. But if we can do it, yeah, you
do it. And uh, we're getting a lot of comments.
Jeff Friddle, Somerfield, North Carolina says, just wanted to thank
you all for coming up the Late Rosers podcast. I'm
actually an early roser. However, my job and farm life
(36:05):
usually have me out in the door for your first
towers up. Now I can come back into evenings and
listen to the show. Thank you so much and God
bless you all. Thank you, Jeff Barraus Stevens over the
Road Trucker, thanks for finally creating a podcast. I keep
up with your shenanigans. Well, I'm behind the wheel better
where you are. Yeah, that is pretty neat, man, It
(36:25):
is so if y'all hadn't checked it out, a lot
of us have more time. The hen's in the afternoon,
So just go to the Big Show dot Com and
that's right there.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Actually, I think it's better to say, or more correct
to say, a lot of y'all now have as much time.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
On your hands as John Boy does. Right right, All right,
that's a good thing. It is. Just use it wisely.
I've been trying to lead by example. Checking out at
the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 5 (36:53):
Paid for by the helms the Senate Committee.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Thesiest way if
you to score prize back in this morning's coming up.
This is the current events quiz. Get fifty dollars to
spend on an American Express gift card. Curtisy your bow Jangles,
It's bow tipe and all. We'll play in menas verse
Friday Morning Tune.
Speaker 15 (37:15):
Work work, work, work, work, work, work, work work, Hello, boys,
have a good night's rest.
Speaker 10 (37:19):
I miss Jo.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
You're young and you got your hair.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
What do you want with the job?
Speaker 3 (37:23):
You know there are people in this world that don't
have to put up with all the shut.
Speaker 6 (37:27):
You're my whole.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
We're working in every years the college started trade.
Speaker 14 (37:31):
I hate this job, the job it all need.
Speaker 2 (37:40):
I have people's skills with.
Speaker 12 (37:48):
Your people, I.
Speaker 16 (37:53):
Don't need.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Working.
Speaker 15 (38:14):
Can't you say I'm working here? We represent the workers
(38:44):
in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Are you
feeling it all? Degraded or repressed?
Speaker 11 (38:49):
H we don't even have.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
Dental Are you coming down into the pit?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
You know how much I love watching it work.
Speaker 15 (38:55):
But I've got my countries five hundred anniversary plan by
waiting to arrange, by to murder and guilder a frame
for it.
Speaker 7 (39:02):
I'm swamped.
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Where do you work in a jacket?
Speaker 17 (39:05):
What do you do there? I say in a Cuba gole?
Speaker 13 (39:07):
But I really don't like it n I'm just gonna
stop going.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Once you get fired.
Speaker 17 (39:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:13):
So you're gonna get another job.
Speaker 17 (39:15):
I don't think i'd like another job.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
What are you going to do? A money bill?
Speaker 5 (39:19):
And you know I've never.
Speaker 2 (39:20):
Really liked paying bills.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
I don't think I'm gonna do that either.
Speaker 17 (39:24):
Okay, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come
in tomorrow, so if you could be here around nine,
(39:45):
that would be great.
Speaker 12 (39:46):
Okay, miss, I don't know if you remember me, but
I used to work here in the factory.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Were you one of those despicable spies who every day
tried to steal my wife's work and sell into those parasitic.
Speaker 17 (39:58):
Copycat candy made can caps?
Speaker 7 (40:01):
Wonderful? Welcome back? Oh oh, and I almost forgot.
Speaker 17 (40:05):
I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come
in on Sunday two.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Okay, I've done you.
Speaker 15 (40:11):
Don't killing you, thanks, I've done anybody quite a bit.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That would be great.
Speaker 13 (40:15):
Okay, let me ask you something. When you come in
(40:45):
on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone
ever say to you.
Speaker 7 (40:48):
Sounds like somebody's got a case of the munders?
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (40:51):
Man, I believe you get your ass kicks saying some
muck man, calm.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Bell, I have calm.
Speaker 9 (40:56):
What is it with you people?
Speaker 1 (40:57):
You people, I don't mean you people, I mean new
people who will not tolerate any racist behavior, races.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
I'm only going to say this one more time. Calm down,
I'm com.
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Oh he was all.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Right, all right, damn being a good banging on a drum.
Let's bang on his quiz, Bentley, what are we dealing with?
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Well, the border between the United States and Mexico has
finally been secured, but not for the reason you might think.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
That one eight hundred big show. You told free Line
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