September 19, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll load you up with all of our Friday favorites - plus a couple of quickies from our buddy, Comedian Rodney Carrington.. - Ricky B and Lucy R Sharp take the spotlight for today's Playhouse entitled, “This Burger is the Pits”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and consults the stars for the winners in this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning. There's a big shower radio. Hellyo, lilndsay premise here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Who will?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I thought it was Buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Leving Out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We met it the Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
All right, man, we're flying through those month of September.
It is the Nineteenthkay, has everybody doing so far?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Is Friday heat? Letting them a little bit?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Gonna get hot where we are right here close to
the North Carolina and South Carolina state line.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
First day of fall is Monday, all right? Bring it on?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Ready for it? The smells the fall and football. It
will smell Tom Sorenson a little later this morning as
he picks every NFL game this weekends week number three,
so I would have a pretty good handle on it
by now. We gave him two weeks. Alright, Let's see
(01:53):
stupid days in the national talk like a pirate day
our r Yeah, MATEY got you National Butterscotch Pudding Day.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I like butterscotch. I don't know about pudding. Well, I
like pudding too, what the heck? Then Pudding Day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Wouldn't be my first choice, but I wouldn't turn it down.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And National Love your Lunch Day, so we eat something you
love and love your lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I guess that's the way that it is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And National p ow m I a recognition day, that's
what I guess. There are still some prisoners of war
or it's just mainly the missing and action, and I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We would look at that here on this day and
find out what the deal is with that.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I think they've been accounted for, but not all have
been returned.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, all right, oh right, well let's us see what
I got here. I got three days in history. But
it'll be perfect for our categories to get the Friday
winning beginning. Hey, we're all away. Hang on, we'll play
big shows on the radio, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Big shows on a radio.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
First prize pack from Low Tigers as a hat, t shirt,
tumble cool swag and even a twenty five dollars gas
card that'll fill up that motorcycle the Lord Tiger's Motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride You never ride alone. Just click on
the banner when you hit the Big Show dot Com.
Listen ever right here and win the Big Pack. Three
days in history where we got our categories. It was
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sixteen forty eight, Canada's first tavern open in Quebec City,
featuring a powerful brew called Spruce Beer. Customers who drank
too much were said to be all spruced up. Yeah,
crazy Canadians. Back of the sixteen hundred, it's a humor.
(03:40):
Let's move up to nineteen eighty nine. A Teddy Bear
sold for a record eighty two thousan five hundred dollars
at a Sotheby's auction in London. Does anything else about
it with somebody famous as Teddy Bear? Elvis didn't sing
to it or anything.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
It was a steife stife jointed, German made collectible bear.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It seems like it's very very expensive. Well eighty two
thousand and five, I think about some of the auction
in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
The Iceman, a Stone Age wanderer and the most ancient
human being ever found, is discovered in the Simulin Glacier
in the Alps on the Italian Austrian border. The Iceman,
not George Gervin if you'll remember him from the NBA.
(04:32):
I'm sure you do, Brandy Haihi, All right, well there's
your categories one eight hundred big shows.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You told free Line. Come on play Out Birds.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I man trip you up, but I don't want to
get in trouble with the service members. There are still
unaccounted for Americans from previous conflicts.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, that's what I was walking about.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Hitting that buddy. Oh I did.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Come on play Out Birds next. Good morning, and it's
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a big.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Rolling to your Friday morning. Check out the future track
from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Big Box a Crocodile's Tagger.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh the Goat Sucker episode, Heyward Goat hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot Com Upburst.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Shoon Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Being Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This should really be a lot of fun. Win your playing.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Outs, have them money up in guest time you love
the best time you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Love a big shot.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Say hey a Casey from Sylvester Georgia.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
We shot Good morning Casey, Good morning, Hey buddy.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Let's get you through these three categories. Get our Friday
winning beginning. We'll all be happy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You ready, yes, sir? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
In five seconds, Casey name three bears, ready go.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Good beer, but.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Bam now give us three auction items ready to go,
car paintings and for the wind, three things from the
stone age ready.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Go, nice man stone tools and k tangles. All right, yo, know,
Casey gets up ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Every morning, he said, abouts here, buddy, congratulations the big
old lord Tiger's prize back head down Sylvester for years, yes, sir,
thinking first time caller, have been listening for twenty years. Right, Okay,
there you go, buddy.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I'm okays no refunds.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Why we're jumping out catching you up on your news.
On the other side, we called all happy boys for
single Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Bug you dog the good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's a mix sure on the radio, you know every
morning turn us on find some happy boys.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed Bubba hubble,
I'm gonna happen to be boy.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'ma happen to be boys. Oh we did good. When
things are going here, we hey, hey, my little box
bot got hit back car bubble Hubba hubbs.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But it's gotten in the box and put him in
a drawerubb.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy. Oh, i'ma happen to
be boy.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Oh, and good when things are going here, we hey hey, oh,
forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Hubbo I looked at in the drawer and started to
laugh because I might have to beat boy. I have
beat boy. Oh we did good. When things are going here?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We hey, hey, good morning. That's a big show on
(10:06):
the radio. Hi, come on here, I.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Check check test, says one dude. Good morning, Don John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey, Jackie.
You know I honestly since here here want a salute.
Irvin Lee Sampson, the son of Miss Aretha Sampson who's
been a member of the Blessed Who Baptist.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Church for over fifty years.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
Irvin just got out the Marine Corps, just got home.
We recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked
me to tell y'all to keep all the military people
in your thoughts and prayer. Boy Irvan's the second generation Marine,
says he learned a lot from his daddy. Most important
lesson when you're away from home, behave yourself. Say if
Marvin got sent to Vietnam back in the late sixties
(10:46):
before him and Miss Aretha got married, see and she says,
when Marvin was overseas, she was always worried about him,
you know, messing around with them what you call professional
women over there in Vietnam. So he wrote a letter
one time here's what and said, dearest Aretha, I miss
you a whole lot. There's not a whole lot to
do here during the downtime, and we are constantly surrounded
(11:08):
by the working girls here in Sigone. I'm trying to
find me a hobby to occupy my time so I
won't be tempted.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Hope you can help.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Love always, Marvin and Missterreatha sent Hima learn to play
the harmonica kit and the little letter that said, deal Marvin,
here's a little something to help you feel your empty time.
And maybe you can entertain your buddies too, Love you forever,
Hope to see you soon, always, Aretha. So bout a
year later, Marvin finished his tour flew back to America.
(11:37):
Missterretha met him at the airport. They hugged and kissed
for a long time. Harby said, sweetie, this has been
the longest year of my life. I can't wait to
get home and spend a romantic evening alone with you.
And she said me too. And we'll get to that.
But first things first, let me hear you play that
harmonic and now listen, Jentlevin, keep it on for your headliner.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, it's Gluben. Think hey boss.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
These three guys sitting around the bar one time that's
talking about their wife's First guy said, I married a
GalF of Georgia. Day we got married, I told her
from now all she's responsible for all the cooking and cleaning.
When I got home work next day, the house is clean.
I had a big dinner on the table. Wait for me,
That's what I'm talking about, said guy said, Well, I
married a girl from Florida. Day we got married, I
(12:22):
told her she was now responsible for all the cleaning,
all the cooking, and taking care of the animals. Well,
the first day when I got hamewared, wasn't anything done.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The second day I saw a little change.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
And the third day, when I came in, I saw
the house clean, dinner on the table, and the dogs
were fat and asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's the third man. I said, why I married a
Yankee girl.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
On the day we married, I told her she was
responsible for all the house cleaning, all the cooking, and
keeping the yard mode and deep. On the first day,
I didn't see anything. Second day, I still didn't see anything.
On the third day of swelling was down a bit
and I can see out of my left eye. Never
to put us up something the house.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't want to let good money'll big show is
on your radio.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh
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uh uh uh oh.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
See what I mean. Good morning. It's a big shaw
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on the radio.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
I bore.
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Rodney Carrington moving through some big shows.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Citiz in town October fourth, Evensville, Indiana, twenty fourth, Fort Myers, Florida,
Move on up Melbourne. On Saturday the twenty fifth, this
went through Warren, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Morning Boat.
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Finally where Rodna is coming near you Rodneycarrington dot Com.
Then a couple of tunes from Rodney This Friday Morning,
Let's start with this little nicey.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
Rampong Andy's teenth knocked out in nineteen fifty two. I'm
a straight alcohol joe to my old head. The county
it was doing too. I'll ever forget the sound he
made when the boy and hit me on the lips.
He tried to cuss and tried to swear. The only
thing he said was this, He said, you kick crimple
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those he got his damn teeth. It's always a bigginning.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John Boy Jebary. We go to a week of
the winter. Somebody win a big old Happy Herd prize back.
It's hunting season, boys, and Happy Herd makes top quality,
attracting some minerals and feed for deer, bear and hogs.
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dot Com enter code JBB and you'll get temperson off
a checkout. Hang on, you win you some in minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Tell about our boy.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Rodney Carrington was playing in Evansville, Indiana, October the fourth,
on a Saturday night in Evansville. Then he'll be hitting
Fort Meyer in Melbourne, Florida, and up through Warrant, Ohio.
Find out when Righty be near you at Rodneycarrington dot
com celebrat a little song for my boy.
Speaker 12 (16:11):
She likes to go hunting with her buddies. She wants
killed a deer with just a stick. She likes old
smoky bars and rotgut whiskey and pulled my fingers still
her favorite. He she likes ormel, chili, hone her ice cream,
(16:36):
You with a hallepen old pepper on the side. She
wants fried bacon with her shirt off, chopped up and
onion and didn't even cry.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
He.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
She's more of a man than I love her. She's
done things in all most men can believe. She choose
tobacco swallows of juice.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Her real name.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Sheila, but to call her Moose. She's more of a
man than I'll ever be. And yes, she likes her
own job down at the factory, even though she lost
an arm in eighty three. She spent a little time
in folsom prison mm hm and Johnny case. She's tattooed
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on her knees. Yes, she's never rolled a bull that's
ever thrown her.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Else.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
She rode one all the way through Tennessee. She's never
met a man who's ever owned her, although I think
she's got.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The hots for me.
Speaker 12 (17:52):
Oh else, she's more all the man than I lover be.
She's done things and most.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Men can't believe.
Speaker 12 (18:04):
She each beef jerkey by the turn and stares directly
in the sun. She's more of them man and a
liver bean. Hey, it's plain to see she put the
hen she she's more of them man and a liver bean. A.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You gots some guns.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
They will have to get with dancing with a man
later they keep on that same vein. All right, well,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found out, you might say, this is the US government's
number one export. Like sixty five percent of the ones
they've made are now overseas.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's like one hundred dollars bills. Yeah, okay, we figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
All right, y'all get some back with today's John Boy gjeofardy.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Odd.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
But in the Middle East, the most popular cosmetic sir
injury for men involves transplanting hair from one part of
the body to this new location.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What is the butt box? At least it what hot pockets?
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Able one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next.
(19:44):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Run
into your Friday's September nineteenth, when I read your drag
from The Big Show bat Boxer, Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The Goat Sucker episode, Hey Word, Goat over.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Ten thousand dracs juice from nine nine his age get
fifteen tracks of nine nine to nine in the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Right now, let's play. Yeah, it's live across America. It's
John boy Gentlein. Now wow, and now your host.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
He read about a scientist that claimed mixing human DNA
with a goat could cure hair loss. Now it didn't
work out, and now the scientist is banned from the zoo.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He's John By.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Let's say hey to Kenneth at a Rowan Oak, Virginia.
Good morning, Kenneth, Good morning, John Boy No Boddy, all right,
well you first up this morning, Kenneth. Let's see what
you got. We're saying, well, those scenes kind of odd.
But in the Middle East, the most popular cosmetic surgery
for men involves transplanting hair from one part of the body.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
To this new location.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Well on me, it beat my head.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
But let's.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You're not in the Middle least. Where are you, ro Virginia?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Not in I'm definitely not in the Middle East. Girl,
Go with the mustache, Go with the mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Lip so they put the hair on their upper lip. Yes,
of course.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Then it jumps into my mind, what hair what other
I mean, what hair they getting to.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Put from that back here?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Going to make that backer, going to make quite the mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You don't go down with the pebs. Yikes. Now there's
a visual I'll be working on the rest of since
there's a nickname that I can't say. Well, good work
on you. Egghn, a big old happy herd prize back,
head up, the rolling up for you?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
All right, thank you, thank you, old.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Tat or grow up right now. It's your news.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Right on the other side, I remember in the raffert
for my Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Then it's a brand new script in the playhouse. Good morning.
(22:52):
This is a make Shaw on the radio and Robert D.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Rayford is encouraged to see boys are still interested in
the boy Scouts.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And says he's delighted to see others are too.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Got this e mail from Shelley Stevens, marketing specialist at
the Center for continuing education the University of South Alabama.
Mister Rayford, my husband texted me this morning after hearing
your commentary on the Boy Scouts of America. He is
actually one of the assistant Scout masters of Troop ninety
in sims that the way he pronounce it Semmes, Alabama,
(23:27):
and his ears perked up when you started speaking on
this topic. Would you mind replying to this e mail
with something I can share as encouragement to our Scouts
as they would continue to push toward Eagle Scout. Well,
I haven't known many Eagle Scouts in my adult years,
but looking back on scouts I have known from my boyhood,
(23:48):
I have seen those who have pursued scouting diligently and
have earned the Eagle Scout rank. And those boys have always,
in my small hometown, grown up to be solid citizens.
I may think that scouting is old fashioned in this
computer age, but seems to me it can broaden a
boy's horizons and certainly increases his attention span.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Robert D.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
Rayfer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Aura
not ready to drive John Players action.
Speaker 15 (24:46):
Hello friends, your old Burt Bird here with another nurple
purpling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Today's episode this burger is the pits.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his lovely
wife Lucy are having lunch had Burger Bob's in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Oh, you're just in tie bricky food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What back that hold on their sweet cheeks?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup going that note.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
We are not eating anything until I have a word
with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Oh here we go, a kid.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
Are you gonna make a seed like you did when
you found that todel in your dadder pudding an act
Scabby's country kitchen.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a paedia colada.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This was different.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
See, I was walking on back to the pissar there
and I saw something so terrible then it stopped.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Me cold the day lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
Another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No, I
could see in the kitchen and the cook there was
bawling up ground, meeting his hands and putting it in
his armpit, and then squeezing it down to make a
patty and throwing it on the grill.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
So so so.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Chirr picker, I ordered the chicken say it with Well,
there you go, there you go.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
That's my Lucy, always thinking of ourselves. Lucy, you will
never understand the sacred trust that exists between the diner
and the dining. As Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot,
I live by an oath, a creed, a solemn promise
to care for our customers like a member of the family.
Speaker 16 (26:35):
Oh, I guess you must have taken a break from
that oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea
pig beat instead of saucer.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Uh huh, we are not.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Talking about that.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
Let's get that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello,
here we go, miss I would like.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
To have a word with you.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
How is everything? What do you need a high chair?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
If you're done workshopping your material? There, paula pound cake.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Got a bwone to pick with your cook I saw
with my own two eyes him making burger patties in
his dad gum armpit and and and don't make me
do it again, picker.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That is unsanitary, not to mention, unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You just see how he makes the donuts.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Son of her.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 16 (27:43):
Could I?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Could I get a dozen donuts to go?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 15 (27:46):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to popula, Skinny pig Wrangler say, hey, big.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (27:58):
This is buzz Nut late with a bull Big Show
Knows reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 17 (28:05):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tartered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning?
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It's a Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
I got it.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
You're one hour alert.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
My wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty seven. That
Pewter and Brawnz Shepherds watch Sun Dial Pendent. You'll be
giving away, so I'm lucky Big Show listener. It could
be you gets your name of the hat right now
at the Big Show dot Com.
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Are giving away now.
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Song be playing always makes me want to hear my
old buddy weird Al Yankovic do his version.
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Gouse a Love Inflints Noes edit weird Out. Sometimes I
feel like I need ava cave show.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city
of cave men.
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Any of bad run, I'd be a flyin stone.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Now I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Help help?
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When they got they got the woman name of wild.
Now when I guess I got the main name of
their food.
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Whether that doesn't got you name a demo?
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We do a little board and then we bring a
little beano.
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Whether there's a bunny Bunny Rubber got the name of
by the name of Bunny Rubber, he's a mister bunny
man got down a trouble, but it doesn't like your
should We got three man's got.
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Bone se and Bernie royl Holder.
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Water rubble, lots of brother royl Holder water bubblo.
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Speaker 7 (30:46):
No couple ground over and got on my shoon YadA
yeah my dada A do now Yeah, Yeah that a
do now Yeah tell me yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
But now I'm just just probably with no house.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
The Bernie got a beating him a bam bam needle,
bad boons in the number one fan.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He's a promtus tyler in the whole lamp. Tear your
art on, may be shaking your man, got a cord.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
I'm gonna put you with a beet now, gonna take
my man, then you gonna eat now trouble ribs and
the driving to be beaten out big.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
For brother corn Bamn.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Got neue cow want a chill with a saber too, Tiger,
We're a going crowd natural o viva.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
He's a Berton running on subscriber.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
Got a terror to the war windshield, white pomy aver
Ye have a never never gool now, you have a
never y have a never never go now, you have
a devery have a never never go now. Don't know
what a think what a fan of the.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Hell Wilma, I'm home shock turning.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
From hill you're working down and the rebels fiveing Rock
son of bet dinnosaur I said, mister State gets mad
and he knows.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Little fish from a Bernie's town. And then I ain't
no one done to Quinn, shoot me alive.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
I'm on live in the stone Age, no facts, don't
send any phone age, but he with a nine of
thorn boon ats nothing heavy bullerlev and then form bie
bnniye rubber devan like a Hyaena bnnie rubb room with
a little weena with rebot anybody seeing us a baby
elephant broom clean up.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Youver never never never never do now never never do
now never.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Never never now.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, Oh boy, really good morning. Big shows on
the radio coming up. We played Beat the Blonde for
a big old Blue Emu prize pack. It includes two
jars of blue Emu pain relief cream. Blue Amy works
fast and won't make his think also too, but pb
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It's available in stores and online at Walmart, Amazon, other
finery tillers, tailors. Don't go almost gotta I'll rest up
during that Friday morning song we gott to swing along,
hit it, and.
Speaker 18 (33:24):
Before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find your dove
another line of work this whe sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We
got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I hate I've been having a very bad day. Okay,
I don't. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Moday. Just she's going.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeahday, what.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Work work, work, work work?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
What are we're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Man, we're gonna get out of here. We does have
a life?
Speaker 16 (34:57):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you love for fun?
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Here's here's the fun.
Speaker 15 (35:04):
Right work work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Yeah, weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend, things are
at their darkest. Pal it's a brave man. I can
kick off party all is and taste you eggs.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Cool, Bud.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm fine, no arm today, I'm having teck page work
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work what what what?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
What's what's work?
Speaker 18 (36:31):
I hate work?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
I hate works?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
This dude, all right there, I'm already and let's like
beating the blonde. You ready?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
One ain't hundred yes yet? One eight hundred bigs show
you told free line. We'll get a contestant and plain
next good Friday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
(37:26):
Whatever feature track from the Big show Box a Crocodile's talker,
the famed Goatsucker episode keyword goat.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm expecting to see Tom Brady around there.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Click out on their contest morning you can't get I
call you, make it happen right now, Time for beating
the Blonde. Let's say hello to Bill Como Sawtello, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Good morning Bill, Good morning, heybody.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Welcome Ali man. Well, we're gonna ask data some questions.
You rely on your experiences to agree or disagree. You
get too right before too wrong, and you get some
big old prize back.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Bill, all right, okay, okay, March.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
It is estimated that during his lifetime Elvis boughked and
gave away more than over two hundred of them.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What were they?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Now?
Speaker 19 (38:33):
I ALUs loved him some jewelry, right right, So he
gave away jewelry, you know, rings and such.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
He gave away more than two hundred, he says, of jewelry. Bill,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 19 (38:51):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, what do you think it was?
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Did you want the Cadillacs? Not?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
His first caddy was the pink one that he gave
to his mother, So they weren't all pink.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
That was just special for gladys.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
All right, there I go, Bell, know when you're Elvis,
get you a bail one morning you win.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Let's go to the golf course. Well, of course they do.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
You know, most golf balls today have some form of
rubber at their core. What did they use before that?
And I know you were hoping I would have a
question about the ball washer that is your favorite.
Speaker 16 (39:38):
Well it's a.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Question about balls.
Speaker 19 (39:39):
So that is good because I do a lot of
reading on that topic and sports Illustrated had that posted
that it is full of a thick liquid like a gel,
like a like a thick gel.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Before some form of rubber. They use some form of jail.
You say it was a jail, So okay, saying that Bill,
you've heard it all. Do you agree or disagree with jail?
I disagree and that I don't know what's in a golf.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
And Bill both knew that, so we worked out. Goose
Feathers was in the middle of the golf ball before that.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
You let's take up.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I want to help it fly. It works for a
but Bill's got work.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Marty Begold prize back head down, Sawtello for you. Great,
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (40:40):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well, yeah, go ahead right now my wife and.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
My step kids and my kids and all my friends
in northeast Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Well they go, Bill, appreciate you and yours listening to
the big show.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
All right, right now, let's jump out, catch you up
on your news capsule September the nineteenth, Right on the
other side, did fill mcgragen some hard
Good morning. There's a big shower radio. Hellyo, lilndsay premise here.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
When I'm on this side of the pond, I get
my daily dose of culture and edification every morning from
these two delightful lands, John Boy and Billy right here
on the big show. You know, I hate to break
it to you boys, but where I come from, you're
all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Who will?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I thought it was Buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Leving Out.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
We met it the Friday?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
All right, man, we're flying through those month of September.
It is the Nineteenthkay, has everybody doing so far?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Is Friday heat? Letting them a little bit?
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Gonna get hot where we are right here close to
the North Carolina and South Carolina state line.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
First day of fall is Monday, all right? Bring it on?
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Ready for it? The smells the fall and football. It
will smell Tom Sorenson a little later this morning as
he picks every NFL game this weekends week number three,
so I would have a pretty good handle on it
by now. We gave him two weeks. Alright, Let's see
(01:53):
stupid days in the national talk like a pirate day
our r Yeah, MATEY got you National Butterscotch Pudding Day.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I like butterscotch. I don't know about pudding. Well, I
like pudding too, what the heck? Then Pudding Day.
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Wouldn't be my first choice, but I wouldn't turn it down.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And National Love your Lunch Day, so we eat something you
love and love your lunch.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I guess that's the way that it is.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
And National p ow m I a recognition day, that's
what I guess. There are still some prisoners of war
or it's just mainly the missing and action, and I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
We would look at that here on this day and
find out what the deal is with that.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
I think they've been accounted for, but not all have
been returned.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Okay, all right, oh right, well let's us see what
I got here. I got three days in history. But
it'll be perfect for our categories to get the Friday
winning beginning. Hey, we're all away. Hang on, we'll play
big shows on the radio, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Big shows on a radio.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
First prize pack from Low Tigers as a hat, t shirt,
tumble cool swag and even a twenty five dollars gas
card that'll fill up that motorcycle the Lord Tiger's Motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride You never ride alone. Just click on
the banner when you hit the Big Show dot Com.
Listen ever right here and win the Big Pack. Three
days in history where we got our categories. It was
(03:19):
sixteen forty eight, Canada's first tavern open in Quebec City,
featuring a powerful brew called Spruce Beer. Customers who drank
too much were said to be all spruced up. Yeah,
crazy Canadians. Back of the sixteen hundred, it's a humor.
(03:40):
Let's move up to nineteen eighty nine. A Teddy Bear
sold for a record eighty two thousan five hundred dollars
at a Sotheby's auction in London. Does anything else about
it with somebody famous as Teddy Bear? Elvis didn't sing
to it or anything.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
It was a steife stife jointed, German made collectible bear.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It seems like it's very very expensive. Well eighty two
thousand and five, I think about some of the auction
in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
The Iceman, a Stone Age wanderer and the most ancient
human being ever found, is discovered in the Simulin Glacier
in the Alps on the Italian Austrian border. The Iceman,
not George Gervin if you'll remember him from the NBA.
(04:32):
I'm sure you do, Brandy Haihi, All right, well there's
your categories one eight hundred big shows.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
You told free Line. Come on play Out Birds.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
I man trip you up, but I don't want to
get in trouble with the service members. There are still
unaccounted for Americans from previous conflicts.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Okay, that's what I was walking about.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Hitting that buddy. Oh I did.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Come on play Out Birds next. Good morning, and it's
(05:20):
a big.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Rolling to your Friday morning. Check out the future track
from the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Big Box a Crocodile's Tagger.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Oh the Goat Sucker episode, Heyward Goat hit the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot Com Upburst.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (05:46):
Shoon Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big Prize.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Being Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
This should really be a lot of fun. Win your playing.
Speaker 7 (06:00):
Outs, have them money up in guest time you love
the best time you.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Love a big shot.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Say hey a Casey from Sylvester Georgia.
Speaker 8 (06:14):
We shot Good morning Casey, Good morning, Hey buddy.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Let's get you through these three categories. Get our Friday
winning beginning. We'll all be happy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You ready, yes, sir? Okay?
Speaker 4 (06:36):
In five seconds, Casey name three bears, ready go.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Good beer, but.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Bam now give us three auction items ready to go,
car paintings and for the wind, three things from the
stone age ready.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Go, nice man stone tools and k tangles. All right, yo, know,
Casey gets up ready to go.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Every morning, he said, abouts here, buddy, congratulations the big
old lord Tiger's prize back head down Sylvester for years, yes, sir,
thinking first time caller, have been listening for twenty years. Right, Okay,
there you go, buddy.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
I'm okays no refunds.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
Why we're jumping out catching you up on your news.
On the other side, we called all happy boys for
single Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Bug you dog the good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
It's a mix sure on the radio, you know every
morning turn us on find some happy boys.
Speaker 9 (08:32):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed Bubba hubble,
I'm gonna happen to be boy.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
I'ma happen to be boys. Oh we did good. When
things are going here, we hey, hey, my little box
bot got hit back car bubble Hubba hubbs.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But it's gotten in the box and put him in
a drawerubb.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
Oh, i'ma have to be boy. Oh, i'ma happen to
be boy.
Speaker 9 (08:59):
Oh, and good when things are going here, we hey hey, oh,
forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Hubbo I looked at in the drawer and started to
laugh because I might have to beat boy. I have
beat boy. Oh we did good. When things are going here?
Speaker 1 (09:32):
We hey, hey, good morning. That's a big show on
(10:06):
the radio. Hi, come on here, I.
Speaker 10 (10:08):
Check check test, says one dude. Good morning, Don John Boy, Billy, Randy, Hey, Jackie.
You know I honestly since here here want a salute.
Irvin Lee Sampson, the son of Miss Aretha Sampson who's
been a member of the Blessed Who Baptist.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Church for over fifty years.
Speaker 10 (10:25):
Irvin just got out the Marine Corps, just got home.
We recognized him at the services past Sunday. Irvin asked
me to tell y'all to keep all the military people
in your thoughts and prayer. Boy Irvan's the second generation Marine,
says he learned a lot from his daddy. Most important
lesson when you're away from home, behave yourself. Say if
Marvin got sent to Vietnam back in the late sixties
(10:46):
before him and Miss Aretha got married, see and she says,
when Marvin was overseas, she was always worried about him,
you know, messing around with them what you call professional
women over there in Vietnam. So he wrote a letter
one time here's what and said, dearest Aretha, I miss
you a whole lot. There's not a whole lot to
do here during the downtime, and we are constantly surrounded
(11:08):
by the working girls here in Sigone. I'm trying to
find me a hobby to occupy my time so I
won't be tempted.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Hope you can help.
Speaker 10 (11:17):
Love always, Marvin and Missterreatha sent Hima learn to play
the harmonica kit and the little letter that said, deal Marvin,
here's a little something to help you feel your empty time.
And maybe you can entertain your buddies too, Love you forever,
Hope to see you soon, always, Aretha. So bout a
year later, Marvin finished his tour flew back to America.
(11:37):
Missterretha met him at the airport. They hugged and kissed
for a long time. Harby said, sweetie, this has been
the longest year of my life. I can't wait to
get home and spend a romantic evening alone with you.
And she said me too. And we'll get to that.
But first things first, let me hear you play that
harmonic and now listen, Jentlevin, keep it on for your headliner.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, it's Gluben. Think hey boss.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
These three guys sitting around the bar one time that's
talking about their wife's First guy said, I married a
GalF of Georgia. Day we got married, I told her
from now all she's responsible for all the cooking and cleaning.
When I got home work next day, the house is clean.
I had a big dinner on the table. Wait for me,
That's what I'm talking about, said guy said, Well, I
married a girl from Florida. Day we got married, I
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told her she was now responsible for all the cleaning,
all the cooking, and taking care of the animals. Well,
the first day when I got hamewared, wasn't anything done.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Now.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The second day I saw a little change.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
And the third day, when I came in, I saw
the house clean, dinner on the table, and the dogs
were fat and asleep.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
That's the third man. I said, why I married a
Yankee girl.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
On the day we married, I told her she was
responsible for all the house cleaning, all the cooking, and
keeping the yard mode and deep. On the first day,
I didn't see anything. Second day, I still didn't see anything.
On the third day of swelling was down a bit
and I can see out of my left eye. Never
to put us up something the house.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I don't want to let good money'll big show is
on your radio.
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Hello, you perky early risers. Here's just the thing to
wake you up and get your blood pumping. The John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Why, before you know it,
you'll be bouncing off the walls just like me. Ooh
(13:38):
uh uh uh oh.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
See what I mean. Good morning. It's a big shaw
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on the radio.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
I bore.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Rodney Carrington moving through some big shows.
Speaker 4 (14:23):
Citiz in town October fourth, Evensville, Indiana, twenty fourth, Fort Myers, Florida,
Move on up Melbourne. On Saturday the twenty fifth, this
went through Warren, Ohio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Morning Boat.
Speaker 4 (14:36):
Finally where Rodna is coming near you Rodneycarrington dot Com.
Then a couple of tunes from Rodney This Friday Morning,
Let's start with this little nicey.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
Rampong Andy's teenth knocked out in nineteen fifty two. I'm
a straight alcohol joe to my old head. The county
it was doing too. I'll ever forget the sound he
made when the boy and hit me on the lips.
He tried to cuss and tried to swear. The only
thing he said was this, He said, you kick crimple
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those he got his damn teeth. It's always a bigginning.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
play John Boy Jebary. We go to a week of
the winter. Somebody win a big old Happy Herd prize back.
It's hunting season, boys, and Happy Herd makes top quality,
attracting some minerals and feed for deer, bear and hogs.
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Call him up.
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Click on the Happy Herd banner of the Big Show
dot Com enter code JBB and you'll get temperson off
a checkout. Hang on, you win you some in minutes.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Tell about our boy.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Rodney Carrington was playing in Evansville, Indiana, October the fourth,
on a Saturday night in Evansville. Then he'll be hitting
Fort Meyer in Melbourne, Florida, and up through Warrant, Ohio.
Find out when Righty be near you at Rodneycarrington dot
com celebrat a little song for my boy.
Speaker 12 (16:11):
She likes to go hunting with her buddies. She wants
killed a deer with just a stick. She likes old
smoky bars and rotgut whiskey and pulled my fingers still
her favorite. He she likes ormel, chili, hone her ice cream,
(16:36):
You with a hallepen old pepper on the side. She
wants fried bacon with her shirt off, chopped up and
onion and didn't even cry.
Speaker 4 (16:52):
He.
Speaker 12 (16:53):
She's more of a man than I love her. She's
done things in all most men can believe. She choose
tobacco swallows of juice.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
Her real name.
Speaker 12 (17:06):
Sheila, but to call her Moose. She's more of a
man than I'll ever be. And yes, she likes her
own job down at the factory, even though she lost
an arm in eighty three. She spent a little time
in folsom prison mm hm and Johnny case. She's tattooed
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on her knees. Yes, she's never rolled a bull that's
ever thrown her.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
Else.
Speaker 12 (17:39):
She rode one all the way through Tennessee. She's never
met a man who's ever owned her, although I think
she's got.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
The hots for me.
Speaker 12 (17:52):
Oh else, she's more all the man than I lover be.
She's done things and most.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Men can't believe.
Speaker 12 (18:04):
She each beef jerkey by the turn and stares directly
in the sun. She's more of them man and a
liver bean. Hey, it's plain to see she put the
hen she she's more of them man and a liver bean. A.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
You gots some guns.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
They will have to get with dancing with a man
later they keep on that same vein. All right, well,
let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Let's review yesterday's question. We
found out, you might say, this is the US government's
number one export. Like sixty five percent of the ones
they've made are now overseas.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
It's like one hundred dollars bills. Yeah, okay, we figured out.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
All right, y'all get some back with today's John Boy gjeofardy.
Speaker 3 (18:56):
Odd.
Speaker 4 (18:56):
But in the Middle East, the most popular cosmetic sir
injury for men involves transplanting hair from one part of
the body to this new location.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
What is the butt box? At least it what hot pockets?
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Able one eight hundred big show.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
You told free line. We played John Boyd Jeopardy Next.
(19:44):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Run
into your Friday's September nineteenth, when I read your drag
from The Big Show bat Boxer, Crocodile Stalker.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
The Goat Sucker episode, Hey Word, Goat over.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Ten thousand dracs juice from nine nine his age get
fifteen tracks of nine nine to nine in the Big
Box at the Bigshow dot com.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Right now, let's play. Yeah, it's live across America. It's
John boy Gentlein. Now wow, and now your host.
Speaker 13 (20:13):
He read about a scientist that claimed mixing human DNA
with a goat could cure hair loss. Now it didn't
work out, and now the scientist is banned from the zoo.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
He's John By.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Let's say hey to Kenneth at a Rowan Oak, Virginia.
Good morning, Kenneth, Good morning, John Boy No Boddy, all right,
well you first up this morning, Kenneth. Let's see what
you got. We're saying, well, those scenes kind of odd.
But in the Middle East, the most popular cosmetic surgery
for men involves transplanting hair from one part of the body.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
To this new location.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
Well on me, it beat my head.
Speaker 11 (20:57):
But let's.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
You're not in the Middle least. Where are you, ro Virginia?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Not in I'm definitely not in the Middle East. Girl,
Go with the mustache, Go with the mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Lip so they put the hair on their upper lip. Yes,
of course.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Then it jumps into my mind, what hair what other
I mean, what hair they getting to.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Put from that back here?
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Going to make that backer, going to make quite the mustache.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
You don't go down with the pebs. Yikes. Now there's
a visual I'll be working on the rest of since
there's a nickname that I can't say. Well, good work
on you. Egghn, a big old happy herd prize back,
head up, the rolling up for you?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
All right, thank you, thank you, old.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Tat or grow up right now. It's your news.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Right on the other side, I remember in the raffert
for my Friday morning.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Then it's a brand new script in the playhouse. Good morning.
(22:52):
This is a make Shaw on the radio and Robert D.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Rayford is encouraged to see boys are still interested in
the boy Scouts.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
And says he's delighted to see others are too.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Got this e mail from Shelley Stevens, marketing specialist at
the Center for continuing education the University of South Alabama.
Mister Rayford, my husband texted me this morning after hearing
your commentary on the Boy Scouts of America. He is
actually one of the assistant Scout masters of Troop ninety
in sims that the way he pronounce it Semmes, Alabama,
(23:27):
and his ears perked up when you started speaking on
this topic. Would you mind replying to this e mail
with something I can share as encouragement to our Scouts
as they would continue to push toward Eagle Scout. Well,
I haven't known many Eagle Scouts in my adult years,
but looking back on scouts I have known from my boyhood,
(23:48):
I have seen those who have pursued scouting diligently and
have earned the Eagle Scout rank. And those boys have always,
in my small hometown, grown up to be solid citizens.
I may think that scouting is old fashioned in this
computer age, but seems to me it can broaden a
boy's horizons and certainly increases his attention span.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Robert D.
Speaker 14 (24:11):
Rayfer, John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Aura
not ready to drive John Players action.
Speaker 15 (24:46):
Hello friends, your old Burt Bird here with another nurple
purpling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Today's episode this burger is the pits.
Speaker 15 (24:57):
As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his lovely
wife Lucy are having lunch had Burger Bob's in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 5 (25:06):
Oh, you're just in tie bricky food just came out.
I'm starving.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What back that hold on their sweet cheeks?
Speaker 5 (25:12):
I already said, Grace, pass the ketchup going that note.
Speaker 15 (25:16):
We are not eating anything until I have a word
with that dadgum waitress.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Oh here we go, a kid.
Speaker 16 (25:22):
Are you gonna make a seed like you did when
you found that todel in your dadder pudding an act
Scabby's country kitchen.
Speaker 15 (25:28):
No, And I was totally right by the way to
take my socks off and walk in that pudding.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
Yeah, your socks still smell like a paedia colada.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
This was different.
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 15 (25:39):
See, I was walking on back to the pissar there
and I saw something so terrible then it stopped.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
Me cold the day lower the mirror in the hallway.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
Another little olive in the old comedy gyro. No, I
could see in the kitchen and the cook there was
bawling up ground, meeting his hands and putting it in
his armpit, and then squeezing it down to make a
patty and throwing it on the grill.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
So so so.
Speaker 5 (26:08):
Chirr picker, I ordered the chicken say it with Well,
there you go, there you go.
Speaker 15 (26:13):
That's my Lucy, always thinking of ourselves. Lucy, you will
never understand the sacred trust that exists between the diner
and the dining. As Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot,
I live by an oath, a creed, a solemn promise
to care for our customers like a member of the family.
Speaker 16 (26:35):
Oh, I guess you must have taken a break from
that oath when pets Runt got busted for using guinea
pig beat instead of saucer.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
Uh huh, we are not.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Talking about that.
Speaker 15 (26:47):
Let's get that that gum waitress over here, Hello, Hello,
here we go, miss I would like.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
To have a word with you.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
How is everything? What do you need a high chair?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
If you're done workshopping your material? There, paula pound cake.
Speaker 15 (27:07):
Got a bwone to pick with your cook I saw
with my own two eyes him making burger patties in
his dad gum armpit and and and don't make me
do it again, picker.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
That is unsanitary, not to mention, unprofessional. Ah, that's method.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
You just see how he makes the donuts.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Son of her.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 16 (27:43):
Could I?
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Could I get a dozen donuts to go?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
Thank you?
Speaker 15 (27:46):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the crusty old
run to popula, Skinny pig Wrangler say, hey, big.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Good morning, The Big Show's on a radio and more
Big Show right around the corner.
Speaker 17 (27:58):
This is buzz Nut late with a bull Big Show
Knows reporter live on the scene of a major disaster.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
I've never seen such carnage.
Speaker 17 (28:05):
And may I remind you that I was at the
Great Dinner Pass Barbecue eating the buckle of nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
This is much much worse.
Speaker 17 (28:13):
It's a massacre of mammoth proportions the tartered carcasses of
other morning shows lit at the battlefield. You're listening to
the victors in this morning radio war, John Boy and
Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Now, can I turn in my expense receipts? Good morning?
(29:00):
It's a Big Show on a radio.
Speaker 16 (29:02):
I got it.
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You're one hour alert.
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My wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty seven. That
Pewter and Brawnz Shepherds watch Sun Dial Pendent. You'll be
giving away, so I'm lucky Big Show listener. It could
be you gets your name of the hat right now
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Are giving away now.
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Song be playing always makes me want to hear my
old buddy weird Al Yankovic do his version.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
Gouse a Love Inflints Noes edit weird Out. Sometimes I
feel like I need ava cave show.
Speaker 7 (29:51):
Sometimes I feel like I wanna go to the city
of cave men.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Any of bad run, I'd be a flyin stone.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Now I'll tell you why.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Help help?
Speaker 1 (30:18):
When they got they got the woman name of wild.
Now when I guess I got the main name of
their food.
Speaker 7 (30:24):
Whether that doesn't got you name a demo?
Speaker 1 (30:26):
We do a little board and then we bring a
little beano.
Speaker 7 (30:29):
Whether there's a bunny Bunny Rubber got the name of
by the name of Bunny Rubber, he's a mister bunny
man got down a trouble, but it doesn't like your
should We got three man's got.
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Bone se and Bernie royl Holder.
Speaker 7 (30:40):
Water rubble, lots of brother royl Holder water bubblo.
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Been a man seen everybody got a.
Speaker 7 (30:46):
No couple ground over and got on my shoon YadA
yeah my dada A do now Yeah, Yeah that a
do now Yeah tell me yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
But now I'm just just probably with no house.
Speaker 9 (31:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
The Bernie got a beating him a bam bam needle,
bad boons in the number one fan.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
He's a promtus tyler in the whole lamp. Tear your
art on, may be shaking your man, got a cord.
Speaker 7 (31:11):
I'm gonna put you with a beet now, gonna take
my man, then you gonna eat now trouble ribs and
the driving to be beaten out big.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
For brother corn Bamn.
Speaker 7 (31:19):
Got neue cow want a chill with a saber too, Tiger,
We're a going crowd natural o viva.
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He's a Berton running on subscriber.
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Got a terror to the war windshield, white pomy aver
Ye have a never never gool now, you have a
never y have a never never go now, you have
a devery have a never never go now. Don't know
what a think what a fan of the.
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Hell Wilma, I'm home shock turning.
Speaker 7 (31:43):
From hill you're working down and the rebels fiveing Rock
son of bet dinnosaur I said, mister State gets mad
and he knows.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Little fish from a Bernie's town. And then I ain't
no one done to Quinn, shoot me alive.
Speaker 7 (32:02):
I'm on live in the stone Age, no facts, don't
send any phone age, but he with a nine of
thorn boon ats nothing heavy bullerlev and then form bie
bnniye rubber devan like a Hyaena bnnie rubb room with
a little weena with rebot anybody seeing us a baby
elephant broom clean up.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Youver never never never never do now never never do
now never.
Speaker 15 (32:34):
Never never now.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, Oh boy, really good morning. Big shows on
the radio coming up. We played Beat the Blonde for
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during that Friday morning song we gott to swing along,
hit it, and.
Speaker 18 (33:24):
Before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find your dove
another line of work this whe sure, don't fix your
fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We
got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I hate I've been having a very bad day. Okay,
I don't. I'm just gonna.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Moday. Just she's going.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeahday, what.
Speaker 15 (34:50):
Work work, work, work work?
Speaker 3 (34:52):
What are we're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Man, we're gonna get out of here. We does have
a life?
Speaker 16 (34:57):
I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
It's like this creepy stuff. What do you love for fun?
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 11 (35:02):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Here's here's the fun.
Speaker 15 (35:04):
Right work work, work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 7 (35:07):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (35:12):
Yeah, weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend, things are
at their darkest. Pal it's a brave man. I can
kick off party all is and taste you eggs.
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Cool, Bud.
Speaker 3 (35:35):
I'm fine, no arm today, I'm having teck page work
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work what what what?
Speaker 7 (36:30):
What?
Speaker 3 (36:30):
What's what's work?
Speaker 18 (36:31):
I hate work?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
I hate works?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
This dude, all right there, I'm already and let's like
beating the blonde. You ready?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
One ain't hundred yes yet? One eight hundred bigs show
you told free line. We'll get a contestant and plain
next good Friday morning. There's a big show on the radio.
(37:26):
Whatever feature track from the Big show Box a Crocodile's talker,
the famed Goatsucker episode keyword goat.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm expecting to see Tom Brady around there.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
Click out on their contest morning you can't get I
call you, make it happen right now, Time for beating
the Blonde. Let's say hello to Bill Como Sawtello, Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Good morning Bill, Good morning, heybody.
Speaker 4 (38:01):
Welcome Ali man. Well, we're gonna ask data some questions.
You rely on your experiences to agree or disagree. You
get too right before too wrong, and you get some
big old prize back.
Speaker 1 (38:13):
Bill, all right, okay, okay, March.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
It is estimated that during his lifetime Elvis boughked and
gave away more than over two hundred of them.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
What were they?
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Now?
Speaker 19 (38:33):
I ALUs loved him some jewelry, right right, So he
gave away jewelry, you know, rings and such.
Speaker 4 (38:41):
He gave away more than two hundred, he says, of jewelry. Bill,
do you agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 19 (38:51):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (38:52):
And that was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Yeah, what do you think it was?
Speaker 14 (38:56):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Did you want the Cadillacs? Not?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
His first caddy was the pink one that he gave
to his mother, So they weren't all pink.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
That was just special for gladys.
Speaker 4 (39:12):
All right, there I go, Bell, know when you're Elvis,
get you a bail one morning you win.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Let's go to the golf course. Well, of course they do.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
You know, most golf balls today have some form of
rubber at their core. What did they use before that?
And I know you were hoping I would have a
question about the ball washer that is your favorite.
Speaker 16 (39:38):
Well it's a.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Question about balls.
Speaker 19 (39:39):
So that is good because I do a lot of
reading on that topic and sports Illustrated had that posted
that it is full of a thick liquid like a gel,
like a like a thick gel.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Before some form of rubber. They use some form of jail.
You say it was a jail, So okay, saying that Bill,
you've heard it all. Do you agree or disagree with jail?
I disagree and that I don't know what's in a golf.
Speaker 4 (40:16):
And Bill both knew that, so we worked out. Goose
Feathers was in the middle of the golf ball before that.
Speaker 10 (40:23):
You let's take up.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
I want to help it fly. It works for a
but Bill's got work.
Speaker 4 (40:33):
Marty Begold prize back head down, Sawtello for you. Great,
Thank you.
Speaker 15 (40:40):
Can I get a shout out?
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Well, yeah, go ahead right now my wife and.
Speaker 4 (40:44):
My step kids and my kids and all my friends
in northeast Mississippi.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
Well they go, Bill, appreciate you and yours listening to
the big show.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
All right, right now, let's jump out, catch you up
on your news capsule September the nineteenth, Right on the
other side, did fill mcgragen some hard
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