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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hi, Big Show fans, citizen rightbe with you, And today's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But it's really a special one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I found a way to recover audio from shows archived
twenty years ago. Oh yeah, so today's show originally aired
on Friday, October third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So you're gonna hear a lot of voices that are
no longer with us, and I don't mean no longer
working with us, but are no longer on the planet,
including the one that will start the show as he
always did. Here's Robert d Rayford on the John Boy
and Billy Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Here in the United States of the Offended, it's Jimmy
the Greek all over again. Remember fifteen years ago, Jimmy
the Greek kind of sports analyst for CBSTV was fired
from his job because of opinion based on five that
he uttered to a group of men at a private dinner,
not up on the podium as a speaker, but just
sitting at a table of a few men carrying on
(01:08):
a conversation. He opined that in slave days, blacks were
bred for strength and now rush Limbaugh resigns amid cries
for his resignation for remarks he made on ESPN about
how the media was giving preference to a quarterback just
because he's black and they want to promote more blacks
in that position on the team. By now you've heard
(01:29):
on TV, you read in the papers a lot more
on this story. Now the Limbaugh detractors are coming out
of the woodwork, most serious. His housekeeper in Miami telling
how Limbaugh is a junkie, a drug addict, consuming a
great number of drugs like OxyContin, Lossett and hydro dolden.
What is it hydrodenen anyway, and the local columnist ores
(01:51):
expected taking up the matter in their columns today. Our
own Charlotte observers Tom Sorenson says, give limbdaw Rush Limbaugh break.
He was in idle to say. Donovan McNabb gets too
much credit for the success of the Philadelphia Eagles, and
the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback
do well. But in the next paragraph he says Rush
(02:11):
was wrong and proceeds to make his case. He says,
here's this rough, gutsy guy who cuts and runs, a
man who makes his living refuses to talk. No explanation,
he just walks away. His resignation was handled. In a
press release issued by his employer, Sorensen concludes, Rush is gifted.
He's also gutless. Yeah, Limboy isn't the first white football
(02:36):
analyst to draw fire for insensitive comments. In nineteen eighty eight,
s CBS commentator Jimmy the Greek Snyder suggested that black
athletes excel because they were bred by slave masters to
be strong. The slave owner, he said, would breathe this
big black with this big black woman so he could
have a big black kid. That's where it all started.
(02:57):
Snyder was fired shortly afterward. In nineteen eighty three, during
a broadcast of Monday Night Football, veteran sports commentator Howard
Cosell exclaimed, look at that little monkey ron about Washington
Redskins receiver Alvin Garrett. Cosell resigned two months later following
intense public outcry and another story. I'm personally familiar with.
(03:19):
The man I was acquainted with. The news director for
a radio station where I worked in Washington was fired
because during lunch at a neighborhood restaurant, the conversation was
about the local female TV news anchors. He just made
the casual remark, oh, she's the one with the lips,
apparently referring to one of the black TV news anchors.
When he got back, when that got back to the station,
(03:42):
he was fired. Yes, it's Jimmy the Greek all over again.
And apparently anyone else who can give all sorts of
outrageous opinions about everything all over radio and TV and
it passes for what it is opinion. But let anyone
say anything that might be considered derogatory about blacks, no
matter how based on fact and numbers, then they're awful people,
(04:05):
racist who should not only be fired from their jobs,
but tarred and feathered and forever blacklisted. Why is that?
And when will America get over it? When will we
really practice what we preach about being a land and
not only guarantees by its constitution freedom of speech, but
takes pride in it. That is, until the subject becomes blacks,
(04:27):
And then the air is filled with hush hush and
whispers and indignation, high dudgeon, and the nation that was
the United States of America has become the United States
of the offended. Who says that I say that Robert D.
Rayford and a whole hell of a lot of people
to listen to The John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good Morning is a big show on the radio. For
this Friday, October to third is Morning Jim Zochi, Carolina
Father's Football Down, Big Show, Sports Biggie Bill. We'll preview
some NFL games this weekend. See we got going for you,
Matt yoakum, don't check in with us from Kansas. Yoke
you zoaking yok. There's a zoking yok Friday deal. Good
(05:15):
deal then, of course, man, y'all get ready. You know
we starting Monday race week our home town Choke chou
great at place, I know, bring on the morals. Yes,
it's special for well most of the guys in NASCAR
(05:37):
because I live right around here. You get to stay
at home for a week with friends and families, and
that week they kind of live around here.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I'm not talking about the drivers and the cruise.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I'm talking about the idiots that line the wall and
here it looks like the road company and deliverance.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh, don't pay no attention up Hillars he's from me.
She he's right. So yeah, man, we've about a big
time next week. Yes, we all right, Randy.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yeah, Randy's just thinking about that scene from Deliverance to
the other side of the room.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
I want to point out a big show record. At
twelve minutes into the show, Jeff Pillars already has something
on the front of his shirt.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't yes, you do. I don't guess you do.
I don't you I don't haven't done anything. I haven't
haven't ever been here anything.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
But my computer.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
There's something there.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
It might be Toothpaste's that when I use those off
brand shout wipes.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Something off shots have more gone by.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Pillars and I have more in common than you realize.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Show tunes and shot wipes. That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's not it. Shot.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
If I go to your office right now and I
look inside your desk, Dower, would I find a sewing kit?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, Rayford took it, Ah, but you have.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
One, So you and Rayford have something in common presenting
their darning socks.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Man, Hey, and don't forget y'all. Tomorrow we going to
South Boston. We're just tickled pinkless for the John Boynbilly
Craftsman Truck Series two fifty man. We look forward to
going to there seeing on Maddiold and all the guys,
my little baby dollar pen office and Blogna onion Jeese sandwiches.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Pink Wait, that is your baby dolephant. I'm really onions.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm really looking forward to it too.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Wow, you go it, No, you.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Are, that's why he's looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's right. Well, we will be there tomorrow afternoon Green
Flag Drop around four thirty four o'clock. We're gonna get
there early and just hang out and have a big time,
so we'll see you. He still get your tickets called
eight seven seven, four forty fifteen forty go to South
Boston Speedway dot Com at races tomorrow and the boys
in Kansas Well have the winter on Monday, and like
we say, we kick off race week here Charlotte leg it. Yeah, Well,
(07:57):
let us reverse angle Friday. If you've written in one,
wanna challenge us at out burst and that's what we're
gonna do. Here's supplied to see Max Microluver, gonna copy it.
Tim Wilson's late oft CD Super Bad Sounds of the seventies.
And this week we'll wrap up one week of qualifying
with the VIP trip for two to Atlanta, CE. Tim
and the show. He'd dinner with him, go to the
Atlanta Race, riding the pace car pit garage passes, gonna
(08:19):
be big, and uh, I would do that just a
few minutes and ya and yeah cupa comic. I guess anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Anything, I'm gonna shout, wait and good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The Big show is on the radio. Yeah, yeah, I
each my cousin here. He's only I am said, yeah
it h Hey, how y'all doing this?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is Friday, October the third here we're going like a
reverse hang on Fridays. If you would like to put
your name in for a contest, you've got four to
choose from. On Friday, we played the Outburst game. First
thing in the morning, you host, we played We Lose,
You Win, and John Boy Jeopardy. That's uh, that's for
the trivia experts there. If you think you good at
John boygevity, a little different thing, that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
It the Coffee Achievers game.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Then the easiest way for you to join the winners
if you ain't got nothing going on, don't know, a
bunch of nothing, but you can remember see that might
be the game for you. A third contest right, definitely
the easiest way.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Then, and the most popular one for people to want
to play too.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, so you might you might have a better
chance at getting another game sun right. Then, then the
hardest way for you to join the winners on Friday
is when we go to Maybury and you approach the
throne of me, the King of Maybury. All hell to
me a little early to get you got mustard on
your scepter, so yes, you Maybury buffs. I'm calling y'all
(09:45):
out all right, The Big Show dot com is the
way to do it. You got a fax machine in
fact seven oh four five, seven oh one, three six nine,
and if you ain't got either one of them, if
you got a stamp, write it down, put on envelope,
melow to John Boy and Billy p O Box seven
six six three Charlotte and C two eight two four one.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
You see John Boy, I just say call me.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Write it down. Split it like Youngka when you used
to slip you five dollars no tail. Pretty much what
happened to me at the midget wrestling is that right
on play call me?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You call me, then I'll call you and they slipped
your money.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Okay? I took fifty drink.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That was no kid, all right, So that's it all right?
Well reverse hangle out burst played next. Good Morning is
(11:01):
a big showl already over his Briday October the third, Yeah, brody,
but it is day reads Angled up.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
It's the anyone can host meat games, John Brow and believe,
matching this with insert Jim nay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Let's go me up to the man.
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Really dig this game the most readerss angled ups. It's
the any winking host game. You dig the most game.
A funny big.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Shot man of anonymous morning on a wheeling West Virginia.
We got down, big shot game. What's up, Darryl? I
(11:54):
know what you mean, I know what you're right. I
wrote it alright, So now you don't know cares more
to buddy.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
I'm going okay, I'm going to work, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Good work. So you're gonna be quizzing us and driving
huh no some fishing?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
First off, all right, we don't mean what your work is.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Ah darn. Let's go and jump in here and see
if you can get one by the room.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
All right?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Name three fish and reels?
Speaker 13 (12:27):
Ready to go?
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Three fishing reels Shakespeare, Jo and will co.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, remember the guy sentiment to all of us?
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Yeah, all right, that was an easy one.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Alright, alright, alright, there's.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Another another he's doing for you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
What name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will Ripola lures? Yeah, shiny one looks like car?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Yeah, they got all those, remember that guy sent us?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
All right, what you got now, Darryl?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
All right, this is from my job.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Name three tits of aluminum excrusions used for storefront materials.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yeah, oh okay, we've got eighth inch, quarter inch and
uh sixteenth inch shiny flat.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Are you telling me that one that looks like Harts cars?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You're telling me they don't come in those those.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Diameters more plush claz and face metal, say stapid.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
I started to say that, darn it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh go alright, Jack, you give Darryl the prize.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Baggers.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Darrel got a year supplyes Emacs, Michaelubrigan, Cobby Tim Wilson's
latest CD, Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies, Little Now,
Best Buy and Border stores. And your name's in the
half of that trip. We draw one week for today.
They go to the Lina, see Tim eat him, you
go to the race, the whole big deal? See what right?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
All right, well you say Darryl.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Let me say, hey, go ahead, hey addie, he heard grass?
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Coming home with Tim Wilson. See this weekend NI dromatic
weekend on the way.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
I feel you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No super bad sounds coming out of Darryl.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
What is today today? Has led us to the edit today?
And that being me Robert d Rayford on the John
Boyd and Billy Show. Here's one from Valentine Smith of
Sale Creek, Tennessee. Let us response to your mention of
ventilation fans in hotel rooms, motel rooms and so on.
What do you call them these days? I don't think
you call them motels anymore. I guess you just call
(14:56):
them hotels. Back in those days, when they're by the
side of the road, you know they stopped in it
was a moot tail.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Let's go to the motel baby. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Ventilation fans in these rooms not getting the odor out
of the restroom. The reason for this is it's not
designed for odor. It is instead designed to vent excess
moisture in the air caused by running hot water.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
These high moisture situations will cause mildew to run rampant
and unchecked. They also used dry wall with a fungus
side additive. Hmm, my goodness. They are called in the
business fart fans. Hmmm, never heard that before. Dear sweet Barbers,
that's our wonderful, sweet, indeed beautiful love. What do we
(15:40):
call a receptionist assistant whatever? Administrative assistant? This one's for Rayford.
Know e bitches about leaf gloors and cell phones. Here's
one he probably ain't seen yet. I was walking my
dog the other day and about doubled over laughing. A
woman cutting grass on the loudest riding more ever heard
talking on a cell phone. The dog was right besidre me,
barking like crazy, and I could barely hear him. Had
(16:05):
an experience just yesterday, a woman talking on the cell
phones out on the motorcycle. There she was pulled right up.
Actually she wasn't in the road. She was on an
access to a road. At least she wasn't driving and talking.
But I've met there behind her, waiting for her to
go out into the road, waiting for her to go
out in the road.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She never did.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
No traffic coming, so finally I just going to pull around.
And as I did, there she was talking on her
dad blame phone. So I looked down right at her
and said, lady, are you going to drive or talk
on the phone. She said, say what I said, Are
you going to drive or talk on the phone? Go
on about your business? That's what she said, oh about
(16:45):
your business?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And it did oh before she pulled her gun.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
All right, here's one more. Well, listen doesn't make any sense,
and even Harken is Tallahassee, Florida.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I guess it does.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Listen to you all the time at green ninety nine
percent what you have to say, the historiust enjoyous stories
of days gone by. I heard you talk about women,
how they say, not lump them all together. Some listener
wrote in about that that's so true until they see
a Playboy or Penthouse magazine or a bikini calendar, and
they say, how that is a disgrace to all women.
(17:22):
Women have double and even triple standards, but guys can
only have one, and it's the wrong one. Okay, I
guess that does make sense, David. We'll have some more
letters to the editor today on the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good morning, A big show's on your radio. It is Friday.
Get into it. Our search for talent on a big
show continues room. All right, we'll have a new Gong show.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Then bringerman from outside.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
All right, Gong Show play next, Good morning, A big
(18:22):
show is on the radio. About quarter away from the hour.
It's time, but a Gong Show. Song's performances sending by
you the Big Show listener, by the way, the address
Gong Show, John won't Billy po about seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte and Seed two way two four one oh oh.
(18:47):
The kiddies love the show here. He's a big hear revenge.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
He's a big ear revenge.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
He's a big hairy.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Red nobody can do already nobody.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Can Okay, they can't even set his watch.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay, who they're talking about?
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Not can be anybody?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Never mind, all right, let's get to it up. First,
the Chicken song, Bye the Chicken Man.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Alright, here we go, Terry Chicken, m m.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey the chicken man. He got the chicken, but he
got playing in many.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Range old chicken without a frying panty. We got started double.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
So that's our life's really what's right, no matter what,
and you can get out of any started up with
all right, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Part of Chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Just so you know, if you hadn't done that, you'd
had about seven more minutes of that musical magic.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Yo yo yo piece.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
He's out of here, all right. Let's see up next,
be a rugged hooor haiti hardy hoor haughty.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, this is my personal favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Be a rugged hor haughty by Chasten and grodit Ski.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, couple of should we ask what a poor hotty is?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It's just it's just like a being a guys guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So these are your people.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Ye're polish, all right, you won't be able to tell
they're they're they're they're very gifted music.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
All right, well let's hear go ahead. See because it
didn't start with chickens.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Come on boys, lt me down.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's not hard to be your rugged har hadi.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It makes you come money up, pounding. It can be.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
If you don't have to play your cards, you would
be your rugged hadi.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Can like a shot.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
You jump around and you can't be.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Luck again, Rock and hobby, Rock again, rock honey, you
don't do it.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I will again.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You don't like that.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Polish gun Jamaican.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
How many Polish guys are taking to make a good song?
Apparently more than two. All right, y'all are on your own.
Here's a selection by Johnny Mike.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
And judging by the name, I'm just gonna go ahead
and guess this is your people, John.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's called stooling Banjo's all right, yellow.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Johnny.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think we can see where this is going to go,
fast part. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
They're doing the album.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Dude, I don't think we have enough time to wait
till they get to the fastbar.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Just this way.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
I don't smell a winter here.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, all right, that's up here. I got a letter
in a picture here. Looked at good looking little kid
there with a guitar, boy, says John moy and Billy.
I am Alex Hunter. I am twelve, and I live
in Knackadoches, Texas. I know you helped tell the young
guitars before. Would you please take a minute and listen
to mine? My dad gave me a few hours of
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recording time a few weeks ago. All right, Alex Hunter,
let us listen. Yeah, oh man, Alex hanner Man, this
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kid's good.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
Man.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What are you doing those that well he is twelve
years old.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Twelve year old Alex hudner Man another child probaby was
unfound on the Gong Sho. Who would have thunk it?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
He did?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why I send it to Chicken Man's pat saying
that should have been me.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
What can I tell y'all? That's a young man's game.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Good deal man? Hey, o her up? I mean hook
Alex up. Celestie, you know, yeah, they could make beautiful
music together, Celeste. That's Chessy Jessey. Yeah, well no, actually
I was thinking about you less look you a congratulations Alex,
and once again send him in pillars once more. Gong
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Show peel Box seventy six sixty three Charlotte did see
two eight two four one, sending the pillars. He'll listen,
good morning, A big show is on the radio. All right,
got Big Show fans from all over. Colin Bull duty
on the Gong Show. Let's look at it show We
for example, ride from Evansville, Indiana. Listen on w A
(26:43):
b X one on was seven point five. If I
can name the guitar solo by artist, band, album and
track number, will you say my name on the air?
Track Eruption album van Halen, one artist Eddie van Halen,
and then somebody else was calling, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
You ran?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We got another one here.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
This came by an email yesterday Joey Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I heard the twelve year old guitars who won the
Gong show this morning. That sounded a lot like ying
V moum Stein. I'm guessing that's not thereat guy, but
I'm pretty sure that is one of his recordings. Please
check into this. I would hat for someone to win
something for something they did not do.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That Jewish Chinese rock guitars y If.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're not sure. Ying V is a heavy metal guitarist
from the mid to late eighties who recorded the song
that you guys played on the radio this morning. He's
emailed me back, I loved listen to your show. Would work?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I think I'm thinking of a different ying V mouse.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
In other news, Rayford said you sounded like two cats
in a sack that almost ran him out of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I want to tell you one thing, Alex Honey, your
twelve year old punk from you put me in Dutch
with this gig, and I'm gonna come down thereupon notts.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
On your.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So Alex. This is a real twelve year old kid
from Nagadosis, Texas, Alex, and that was him playing. He
was playing eruption, that's the thing about it.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
He was.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
When Chelsea Constable came in.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Chelsea, that's that's one of the that's one of the
songs that she plays to show your guitar prow's very
hard tune to play. As you can see, they'd have
been one of the best Steve.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Steve says, it's not very hard to play.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It is not very hard to play that. I come
in here and play it, said the drummer. See if
you asked me, all right, no man, I'll show you
what's hard.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
And everybody knows drummers are just slightly smarter than bass player.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So but yeah, that was a real kid there right.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Ye we know it has to be because may I say,
and I don't mean any harm by this, but the
parents of this child have been irritating me.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
To death on a daily basis to play that song.
So we did it just to get them all My
rear end.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Feelers went through and that was that was a winner
to go show. I mean that kid is Dallent.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Who do you think I forward every email to It.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Was supposed to be in a I with the stooling banjos.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, but Alex pulled it out.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
As long as I brought it up. A little tip.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I mean for people who are on the outside trying
to get in on something like this, if you pester
somebody every day, or you send them a note every
day or even every other day, that's not good for
little kid.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
No.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
No, that worked because of the particular format that that
it listed. But at some point you go, oh whatever,
and you just throw the product dout. But I mean,
you know, I'm just telling you the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, I got a lot on it on Hey, mader Man,
you got time to listen to some tapes Majer seasons
about over with I try to share songs. An email
to maider Man rides around in a mader van, trying
to catch him on the road near you.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I told him.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
When he walked in, I says, I guess you're here
to dig them up.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
We had a little frost last night.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh no, we have. We had a maider tip of
the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You would have thought that I kicked him in the garage.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We got a major tip of the It was late
blooming tomatoes if you still have someone on your vine,
So hang on for that good morning. The min show's
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on the radio, Killeb. He's playing in the Goldlan Civic
Center Opera House, Dauden, Alabama, Saturday night. I say, hey
seed in town.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Roso scott on Grave, England's Funniest export, appearing at the
Enlisted Club at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro,
North Carolina, Tomorrow night, Saturday nine. So the truth. You'll
be entertained by the English stair. I want to say
I have a twenty first birthday the Candace Haynes Jordan.
(30:52):
Happy birthday, Candlo twenty one year old baby Dolf, your
Mama and Sissy. All right, maider man in here you're
talking about was getting cold. We still got green maters
on a vine. If you do too green mad tip
made her man show you stuffy baby. Little old lady.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Uh gave me a big tip this week on your
you take her groceries to.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
He has a lot of time.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
Uh you you pick your green tomatoes off the plant,
but don't put them in the window to let them
ripen by the sun like most people like we usually doing.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
She said that that only just ripens it on the outside,
turns it red.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (31:37):
You take the green tomatoes, you put them in a
brown paper poke. You close the poke up.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A poke is a bag. The word poke, all right,
not to be.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Confused with salad.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Green tomatoes in a brown paper bag.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
And put them in the closet, out of the sunlight,
and let them ripe them from within.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
But don't don't let them at made us touch one another.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
I mean, hey, who's the major, woman?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I say, I just read this lady.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah you right.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
You can also wrap them individually in newspaper and then
put them in a bag so that they don't.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
Just like in nature.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah good, Just go to the grocery store and buy yourself.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
Ain't good?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Like these sent a pan. We got majors right here?
All right, so good, all right, you're major. Tip of
the morning man. I've learned so much over the summer.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
How much of you retain?
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Well, the main thing is find a guy that knows
all about maters and put him in charge of the project.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, it's Friday. Letters to the editor. They missives
dispatched by the U Postal Service, which are always signed
with a dress and by email, which of course are
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not signed, but often do not even give the receiver
of their message the courtesy of putting their full name
and address on their correspondence into.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
The mail bag.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
First, those signed, sealed and delivered by the US Postal
Service got one from Willie P.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Richardson.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Y'all know Willie P.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Give Miss Rayford and George your segment about toilet tissue
last week. As you know, i spend a lot of
time on the road, so I'm forced to use lots
of public restrooms. Thought you might like to see the
enclosed stickers which I've made. I had made a few
years ago, and they say five star award one of
America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and staff of
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this establishment.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Willie says.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Whenever I go into a nasty restroom, I plaster the walls, mirrors, doors, commos, urinals,
and sinks with the stickers. I've even put them in
some restaurant restrooms in my hometown. Nacadocious. It actually works
in some places. I've gone back to some of these
restrooms after applying the stickers and they've cleaned them up.
I know how you feel about dirty stuff. So if
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you'd like me to send you a role of these
so that you can go on a Robert D. Rayford campaign,
let me know. Thank you and all the crew of
the Big Show for helping me so much during the
last eight years. I show you appreciate y'all. Your friend
Willie P. Richardson Nacodoches, Texas. Am I pronouncing that properly?
Here are the stickers he puts around five star ward
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one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and
staff of this establishment. Also into the mail bag, I
get a real heavy one here. Who's this come from?
Comes from Michael in Tupelo, Mississippi. Very well written and
very well researched apparently. But let's see one two three
(34:51):
and a half pages says there's a percivage. It's about veterans.
You know, he wants more veterans' rights and more benefits
for veterans. But please, sir, I can't deal with four
and a half pages of stuff keeping short when you
send letters to the editor, me or anyone else for
that matter. Robert D Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Reverse
Angle Friday. We might be calling you and it's John
Boyd Jepardy Thing in a minute. We got a companion
Holland Grill playing for perfect Tailgate Grill. Check him out
a Hollygrill dot com. We got a copy Tim months
late the CD Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies Faible
down Walmart Target wherever great music is sold find Tim's
album as well. Also qualified to win that trip for
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two where VIP Weekend with Tim and in Line October
twenty five to twenty six includes airfare, hotel, accommodations, dinner
with Tim. Take us to a show with a punchline.
They would set you up at a bass pro Shops
NBNA five hundred and Laneham on the Speedway, pitt and
garage passes riding the official pace car Big Treatment. With
these big show trips, we actually draw one week from today.
Don't boys racing in Kansas this weekend we'll have the
(35:56):
winter On Monday morning, Matt Yoakum joins us on Open
Line live from the speed There. They got qualified this
afternoon the bush Aeries qualifies at two thirty. Cup boys
go out at four and that's on speed Channel. Do
you have that will you be able to see it?
All right? I will hang on you. Oh, John boy Jeopardy.
Somebody get in the winter circle in a minute. Good morning,
(36:17):
everybody's a big showing already over. That's a verse, Hangle Friday,
John Boyd Jeopardy. Time for the companion. Holly Grill comed
Tim's latest album, super Bad Sounds of the Seventies. Qualified
for the VIP trip to Atlanta with Tim and the
race word. My question, Oh'm right here, thanks to my heart,
heart heart. Alrighty. Then doctors hear a lot of complaints?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
I would I would you want.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
To go to the color question?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Only because of the being reverse?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Any Okay, let's go to the color question. All right,
we'll talk about doctors on Monday. Cool kids love the
color red, true popsickles, lollipops. Even when it comes to toys.
Toy makers say that goodies packaged in red just plain
sell better. But not when it comes to adults. Manufacturers
know that this is the come hither color for product
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packaging aimed at adults. What is blackfish nets? What's that
what you're selling? So what do y'all think? What color
is the one that advertisers used to lure adults one
eight hundred big show. But forget that because we're calling you.
(37:30):
I'm learning, I'm getting, I'm changing totally on crowding, reverse angle,
John Boyd cheapary. We call you, y'all. Just sit there.
If you then it, we'll do it next. Good morning
(38:08):
to make shells Already, I'm moving around the bottom of
the howns Friday morning.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
It is high Yes, lie bout across America. It's chebun jepardy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I know your host.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
He misplaced his notes, almost asked the wrong question, and
almost took the wrong contestant.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
During the commercial, he said, I sure, I am glad.
Tomorrow is Friday.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's John Moore. Say hey, Johnny out of belt in
South Carolina. Good morning, Johnny. How you doing, Buddy good?
We're bothering you. Y'all right, are you up?
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
He's just gonna.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Jackie woke him up. I can tell.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Johnny think buddy. Kids love the color red pops. It
was lollipops. Even who comes in toys doing makers say
goodies packaging red sale better to kids. When it comes
to adults, manufacturers, no, this is to come hither color
for product packaging aimed at adults. What's the color?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
I know I'm wrong, but I say blue.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You think you're wrong, but you're saying blue. All well,
let's say.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Hell. The bad news is you're wrong.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
The goodnesses you were right about being so?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Is blue your come hither color? It's okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Look I just want to go back. Oh all right, Johnny,
thanks for playing, buddy, Thank you. I did Beth out
of Kreole Springs, Illinois. Hello, Beth. Hello, how you doing, baby?
I'm doing wonderful. How cold is it in Illinois this morning?
It's cold, gonna be a high at sixty five? All right,
(39:44):
we got sixty eight down. Here's what about moving around
the saying parallel? Ad that a.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Little snow in Michigan yesterday justa on the news. Wow, yeah,
I don't know. I don't pay attention to Michigan at all.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Kind of rust. All right, Beth, what is the color
for adults?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
My favorite color?
Speaker 7 (40:02):
The color of money?
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Green?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You say green. Look, I'll tell you something.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
After I saw that question, I went home and look,
now they say that this is a big thing to
do in the food industry, hoping your pantry when you
get home and look how many things are packaged in green. Really,
it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
What's wrong with our grin with sauce boys?
Speaker 9 (40:27):
Yeah, let them picture them too, green necks on?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What about our water?
Speaker 9 (40:32):
I don't think you want green water?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
All right? Hey, betthew did it? Baby? You got your
very own companion Holland Grill. You got Tim's late to
CD super Bad Sounds of the seventies, and your name's
in a half of that big show Tripped Atlanta. We're
gonna do all week from today. All right, all right,
all right, yo, don't bet Jack can get your information?
Speaker 15 (40:52):
All right, baby, all right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I did, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Right coming up? And that's Friday. That means a brand
new playhouse, proud to lackless, get in and night.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Okay, right for it again. And it's open mail Friday. No,
that's what I used to call it. Let us to
the editor today, Sue In with Ville, Virginia says, I
have a couple of peeves.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
The first is the word.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
You know, Almost every night on the local sports report,
some high school or college athlete is saying something like this,
you know, we just went out there and you know
our defense is really good. You know we just gave
you know, one hundred and ten percent. She says, it
can only give a hundred percent, not one hundred and
tent And of course the one that really galls me
is the one that young folks use these days, sprinkling
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like in between every every other word or so. Here's
one that normally I would chastise the writer because I'd
say she needs to go to an ontologist because she
didn't hear it correctly. But she writes such a nice
life that I can't chastise her very much because she
didn't hear me right. Remember when I was telling about
the waiting to use an expression when you want to
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say somebody's full of it, say ah, that's a monkey
dish of grits. She thought I said monkey bowl full
of grits. Well, it didn't flow that way, ma'am. Anyway,
says I'm a native of the state of Mississippi, mother
of a thirteen year old. In the morning's driving into school,
we listened to the John Boyn, Billy.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And Robert D.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Wayford comments. Show thoroughly enjoy all of it. You hit
the nail on the head many times. While I may
not agree with your opinion, I enjoy hearing all views.
And size may not always agree, she says, I have
to admit that I agree with you more times than not.
The reason for this letter and the time taking to
write it, is to respond to your recent comments regarding
cursing and a substitute. You've come up with monkey bowl
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full of grits, That's what she says. No, man, it's
not monkey bowl full of grits. It'd monkey dish of grits.
See it flows much better, say monkey bowl full of grits.
That doesn't flow monkey dish of grits. You know what
a monkey dish is. That's that little dish that you
get in cafeterias sometimes in restaurants with side orders that'll
only hold a couple of spoonfuls. As hearing you utter
that phrase, I too, believe it sounded like something useful
(43:08):
to utter, shout, or explain at times of distress, disagreement, dissension,
and general foul mood feelings. I heard this particular commentary
after I'd already dropped my son off, so he did
not have the pleasure of hearing you say it that evening,
as we were carrying on in our normal mother and
son fashion, I said to him, Oh, Fraser, I have
something new for us from Robert d. When you get
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mad and want to diss someone, just say that's just
a monkey bowl full of grits. Again, ma'am, it's monkey
dish of grits. However, I could not get the words
out of my mouth because I started laughing so hard
at what I was trying to say. Can only mumble.
It got my son laughing so hard that for five
minutes we were uncontrollable in the kitchen with tears down
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our face. Finally I was able to get it out,
and now it has become a favorite of ours. Okay, man,
but you will must agree that it sounds a lot
better as I said it monkey dish of grits, not
monkey bou full of grits. Ai, You're just a monkey
dish of grits. See comes out better than saying what
you normally say, or somebody says something you disagree. Ay,
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that sounds to me like a monkey dish of grits. Anyway,
monkey dish. Go in the restaurant you're on a small portion,
like I go on the Concort family restaurant where they just.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Put a great plate full of stuff. I say, please,
just a.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Monkey dish Child's porshit. Therefore that's the way it came up.
Monkey dish of grits. Brandy, you're done. You just nah,
You're just a monkey dish of grits. I'm Robert d
Ray for John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio coming
up next. Brand you John Moore and Billy Playhouse acted
out we going down to South Louisiana in the fighting
Boodros home and Elizabeth. I didn't brand new Playhouse actet
out neck that morning the big shows on the radio,
(45:21):
Al risd I check here, we're all in here. Wait
you go boys all right, I don't said here scrip everybody.
Speaker 8 (45:35):
Welcome to John boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Cajun's
Head West. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudreau returns home
after an evening out with his no good buddies.
Speaker 16 (45:49):
You Lizabeth here come you have a loving cage and Castanova.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
No running only Woodrow Boudro touchdown.
Speaker 16 (46:01):
They'll as you?
Speaker 15 (46:03):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 11 (46:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Check this out?
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Jack?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
What?
Speaker 16 (46:08):
I didn't know it's gonna go for two. I'm sorry,
I'm a little lady Dore.
Speaker 15 (46:16):
Sweetness, Oh Will.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
What.
Speaker 14 (46:22):
I'm just thinking about it, and that's okay. If you're
looking for your dinner, it's in the cat.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
What why when you mean to told me you done
fed my dinner.
Speaker 14 (46:31):
To the cat.
Speaker 15 (46:32):
We y'all was both out tomcatting, but he got home first.
Speaker 16 (46:36):
Sweat in the same hell, all the suitcatshoing in the
middle of the floor.
Speaker 15 (46:39):
I'm putting clothes in him.
Speaker 14 (46:41):
That what folk?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Where we going?
Speaker 15 (46:43):
We ain't going no place out gar on people.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Okay, where you going?
Speaker 15 (46:47):
I'm leaving you? That's where leaving me?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Why you wanna did that fault?
Speaker 15 (46:51):
Because I don't had enough of your shipless waves.
Speaker 14 (46:55):
Stand out there till all hour of the night with
that no good tackling juice down in the block, come
home smelling just like oh Jacques Daniel hisself.
Speaker 15 (47:03):
I'm true putting up with that.
Speaker 16 (47:05):
So where you're gonna go about your mama's house and
let y'all no.
Speaker 15 (47:09):
Shir I'm off the last veggas Las Vegas.
Speaker 16 (47:12):
Do what you ain't no good of gambling, I'm telling
you and me done went to Hanson shreport you lost
five dollars just trying to work the change machine.
Speaker 15 (47:24):
Brought that up.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
I ain't going to Lost Veggas for gambling. I'm gonna
become what they call a professional woman. Oh what a
professional woman, A lady of the evening that there is
a legal business out there.
Speaker 15 (47:38):
Say do not like you don't know. I've just seen
the show all about it on the Travel Channel.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
They said, woman in Las Vegas can make three hundred
dollars for selling the same thing I've been giving to
you all d here for free.
Speaker 16 (47:52):
Thats right, Well hold up then, I'm gonna pack me
up back and go out.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
There, widgets.
Speaker 15 (47:56):
What you wanna did that? Folk?
Speaker 16 (47:58):
See how in the world you're gonna survive. I'm want
six hundred dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I nevery.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playoffs.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old madam at the Chicken Ranch say.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning.
It's a big show on the radio Friday morning. Head
into the weekend, looking forward to hitting a John Boy
and Billy Craftsman Trucks Series two fifty tomorrow afternoon. South
Boston Speedway Info and take us Stole Free eight seven
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Com forward to senior guys, have Fred to morrow for
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the truck race, said Killobee's playing the Dothan Civic Center
Opera House, Dothan, Alabama, Saturday night only seven thirty. Take
this fat up at Dothan Civic Center Box Office. Scott Engrave,
England's funniest export. Playing the enlisted club is Seymour Johnson
Air Force Base in Goldsboro Tomorrow night at nine pm.
Tim wasn't playing a Comedy's on Charotte, North Carolina through
the weekend at the big time, wom went to the
(49:01):
last night?
Speaker 5 (49:02):
What were on this name?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Then? Coming up? Easiest way for you to join the winter,
I'd beat the current events quiz. This is coming about
thirty minutes.
Hi, Big Show fans, citizen rightbe with you, And today's
show is an encore edition of The John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
But it's really a special one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I found a way to recover audio from shows archived
twenty years ago. Oh yeah, so today's show originally aired
on Friday, October third, two thousand and three.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So you're gonna hear a lot of voices that are
no longer with us, and I don't mean no longer
working with us, but are no longer on the planet,
including the one that will start the show as he
always did. Here's Robert d Rayford on the John Boy
and Billy Late Risers Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Enjoy the show.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Here in the United States of the Offended, it's Jimmy
the Greek all over again. Remember fifteen years ago, Jimmy
the Greek kind of sports analyst for CBSTV was fired
from his job because of opinion based on five that
he uttered to a group of men at a private dinner,
not up on the podium as a speaker, but just
sitting at a table of a few men carrying on
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a conversation. He opined that in slave days, blacks were
bred for strength and now rush Limbaugh resigns amid cries
for his resignation for remarks he made on ESPN about
how the media was giving preference to a quarterback just
because he's black and they want to promote more blacks
in that position on the team. By now you've heard
(01:29):
on TV, you read in the papers a lot more
on this story. Now the Limbaugh detractors are coming out
of the woodwork, most serious. His housekeeper in Miami telling
how Limbaugh is a junkie, a drug addict, consuming a
great number of drugs like OxyContin, Lossett and hydro dolden.
What is it hydrodenen anyway, and the local columnist ores
(01:51):
expected taking up the matter in their columns today. Our
own Charlotte observers Tom Sorenson says, give limbdaw Rush Limbaugh break.
He was in idle to say. Donovan McNabb gets too
much credit for the success of the Philadelphia Eagles, and
the media has been very desirous that a black quarterback
do well. But in the next paragraph he says Rush
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was wrong and proceeds to make his case. He says,
here's this rough, gutsy guy who cuts and runs, a
man who makes his living refuses to talk. No explanation,
he just walks away. His resignation was handled. In a
press release issued by his employer, Sorensen concludes, Rush is gifted.
He's also gutless. Yeah, Limboy isn't the first white football
(02:36):
analyst to draw fire for insensitive comments. In nineteen eighty eight,
s CBS commentator Jimmy the Greek Snyder suggested that black
athletes excel because they were bred by slave masters to
be strong. The slave owner, he said, would breathe this
big black with this big black woman so he could
have a big black kid. That's where it all started.
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Snyder was fired shortly afterward. In nineteen eighty three, during
a broadcast of Monday Night Football, veteran sports commentator Howard
Cosell exclaimed, look at that little monkey ron about Washington
Redskins receiver Alvin Garrett. Cosell resigned two months later following
intense public outcry and another story. I'm personally familiar with.
(03:19):
The man I was acquainted with. The news director for
a radio station where I worked in Washington was fired
because during lunch at a neighborhood restaurant, the conversation was
about the local female TV news anchors. He just made
the casual remark, oh, she's the one with the lips,
apparently referring to one of the black TV news anchors.
When he got back, when that got back to the station,
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he was fired. Yes, it's Jimmy the Greek all over again.
And apparently anyone else who can give all sorts of
outrageous opinions about everything all over radio and TV and
it passes for what it is opinion. But let anyone
say anything that might be considered derogatory about blacks, no
matter how based on fact and numbers, then they're awful people,
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racist who should not only be fired from their jobs,
but tarred and feathered and forever blacklisted. Why is that?
And when will America get over it? When will we
really practice what we preach about being a land and
not only guarantees by its constitution freedom of speech, but
takes pride in it. That is, until the subject becomes blacks,
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And then the air is filled with hush hush and
whispers and indignation, high dudgeon, and the nation that was
the United States of America has become the United States
of the offended. Who says that I say that Robert D.
Rayford and a whole hell of a lot of people
to listen to The John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Good Morning is a big show on the radio. For
this Friday, October to third is Morning Jim Zochi, Carolina
Father's Football Down, Big Show, Sports Biggie Bill. We'll preview
some NFL games this weekend. See we got going for you,
Matt yoakum, don't check in with us from Kansas. Yoke
you zoaking yok. There's a zoking yok Friday deal. Good
(05:15):
deal then, of course, man, y'all get ready. You know
we starting Monday race week our home town Choke chou
great at place, I know, bring on the morals. Yes,
it's special for well most of the guys in NASCAR
(05:37):
because I live right around here. You get to stay
at home for a week with friends and families, and
that week they kind of live around here.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
I'm not talking about the drivers and the cruise.
Speaker 6 (05:47):
I'm talking about the idiots that line the wall and
here it looks like the road company and deliverance.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Uh, don't pay no attention up Hillars he's from me.
She he's right. So yeah, man, we've about a big
time next week. Yes, we all right, Randy.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Yeah, Randy's just thinking about that scene from Deliverance to
the other side of the room.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
I want to point out a big show record. At
twelve minutes into the show, Jeff Pillars already has something
on the front of his shirt.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I don't yes, you do. I don't guess you do.
I don't you I don't haven't done anything. I haven't
haven't ever been here anything.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
But my computer.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
There's something there.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
It might be Toothpaste's that when I use those off
brand shout wipes.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Something off shots have more gone by.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Pillars and I have more in common than you realize.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Show tunes and shot wipes. That's it.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
That's not it. Shot.
Speaker 7 (06:48):
If I go to your office right now and I
look inside your desk, Dower, would I find a sewing kit?
Speaker 5 (06:53):
No, Rayford took it, Ah, but you have.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
One, So you and Rayford have something in common presenting
their darning socks.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
Man, Hey, and don't forget y'all. Tomorrow we going to
South Boston. We're just tickled pinkless for the John Boynbilly
Craftsman Truck Series two fifty man. We look forward to
going to there seeing on Maddiold and all the guys,
my little baby dollar pen office and Blogna onion Jeese sandwiches.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Pink Wait, that is your baby dolephant. I'm really onions.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
I'm really looking forward to it too.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Wow, you go it, No, you.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Are, that's why he's looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
That's right. Well, we will be there tomorrow afternoon Green
Flag Drop around four thirty four o'clock. We're gonna get
there early and just hang out and have a big time,
so we'll see you. He still get your tickets called
eight seven seven, four forty fifteen forty go to South
Boston Speedway dot Com at races tomorrow and the boys
in Kansas Well have the winter on Monday, and like
we say, we kick off race week here Charlotte leg it. Yeah, Well,
(07:57):
let us reverse angle Friday. If you've written in one,
wanna challenge us at out burst and that's what we're
gonna do. Here's supplied to see Max Microluver, gonna copy it.
Tim Wilson's late oft CD Super Bad Sounds of the seventies.
And this week we'll wrap up one week of qualifying
with the VIP trip for two to Atlanta, CE. Tim
and the show. He'd dinner with him, go to the
Atlanta Race, riding the pace car pit garage passes, gonna
(08:19):
be big, and uh, I would do that just a
few minutes and ya and yeah cupa comic. I guess anybody.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Anything, I'm gonna shout, wait and good morning.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
The Big show is on the radio. Yeah, yeah, I
each my cousin here. He's only I am said, yeah
it h Hey, how y'all doing this?
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Morning?
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Is Friday, October the third here we're going like a
reverse hang on Fridays. If you would like to put
your name in for a contest, you've got four to
choose from. On Friday, we played the Outburst game. First
thing in the morning, you host, we played We Lose,
You Win, and John Boy Jeopardy. That's uh, that's for
the trivia experts there. If you think you good at
John boygevity, a little different thing, that's what I do.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
It the Coffee Achievers game.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Then the easiest way for you to join the winners
if you ain't got nothing going on, don't know, a
bunch of nothing, but you can remember see that might
be the game for you. A third contest right, definitely
the easiest way.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Then, and the most popular one for people to want
to play too.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah, yeah, so you might you might have a better
chance at getting another game sun right. Then, then the
hardest way for you to join the winners on Friday
is when we go to Maybury and you approach the
throne of me, the King of Maybury. All hell to
me a little early to get you got mustard on
your scepter, so yes, you Maybury buffs. I'm calling y'all
(09:45):
out all right, The Big Show dot com is the
way to do it. You got a fax machine in
fact seven oh four five, seven oh one, three six nine,
and if you ain't got either one of them, if
you got a stamp, write it down, put on envelope,
melow to John Boy and Billy p O Box seven
six six three Charlotte and C two eight two four one.
Speaker 9 (10:03):
You see John Boy, I just say call me.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Write it down. Split it like Youngka when you used
to slip you five dollars no tail. Pretty much what
happened to me at the midget wrestling is that right
on play call me?
Speaker 3 (10:17):
You call me, then I'll call you and they slipped
your money.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 10 (10:21):
Okay? I took fifty drink.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
That was no kid, all right, So that's it all right?
Well reverse hangle out burst played next. Good Morning is
(11:01):
a big showl already over his Briday October the third, Yeah, brody,
but it is day reads Angled up.
Speaker 11 (11:10):
It's the anyone can host meat games, John Brow and believe,
matching this with insert Jim nay.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Let's go me up to the man.
Speaker 11 (11:24):
Really dig this game the most readerss angled ups. It's
the any winking host game. You dig the most game.
A funny big.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Shot man of anonymous morning on a wheeling West Virginia.
We got down, big shot game. What's up, Darryl? I
(11:54):
know what you mean, I know what you're right. I
wrote it alright, So now you don't know cares more
to buddy.
Speaker 12 (12:03):
I'm going okay, I'm going to work, all right.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Good work. So you're gonna be quizzing us and driving
huh no some fishing?
Speaker 7 (12:12):
First off, all right, we don't mean what your work is.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Ah darn. Let's go and jump in here and see
if you can get one by the room.
Speaker 11 (12:23):
All right, you ready?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Ready to go?
Speaker 5 (12:25):
All right?
Speaker 10 (12:26):
Name three fish and reels?
Speaker 13 (12:27):
Ready to go?
Speaker 10 (12:28):
Three fishing reels Shakespeare, Jo and will co.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, oh yeah, remember the guy sentiment to all of us?
Speaker 9 (12:38):
Yeah, all right, that was an easy one.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Alright, alright, alright, there's.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Another another he's doing for you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 7 (12:47):
What name three Ripola lures three?
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Will Ripola lures? Yeah, shiny one looks like car?
Speaker 7 (13:01):
Yeah, they got all those, remember that guy sent us?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
All right, what you got now, Darryl?
Speaker 5 (13:10):
All right, this is from my job.
Speaker 12 (13:12):
Name three tits of aluminum excrusions used for storefront materials.
Speaker 7 (13:17):
Yeah, oh okay, we've got eighth inch, quarter inch and
uh sixteenth inch shiny flat.
Speaker 9 (13:24):
Are you telling me that one that looks like Harts cars?
Speaker 3 (13:28):
You're telling me they don't come in those those.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Diameters more plush claz and face metal, say stapid.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
I started to say that, darn it.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Oh go alright, Jack, you give Darryl the prize.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Baggers.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Darrel got a year supplyes Emacs, Michaelubrigan, Cobby Tim Wilson's
latest CD, Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies, Little Now,
Best Buy and Border stores. And your name's in the
half of that trip. We draw one week for today.
They go to the Lina, see Tim eat him, you
go to the race, the whole big deal? See what right?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
All right, well you say Darryl.
Speaker 7 (14:06):
Let me say, hey, go ahead, hey addie, he heard grass?
All right?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
Coming home with Tim Wilson. See this weekend NI dromatic
weekend on the way.
Speaker 10 (14:18):
I feel you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
No super bad sounds coming out of Darryl.
Speaker 10 (14:26):
All right?
Speaker 4 (14:34):
What is today today? Has led us to the edit today?
And that being me Robert d Rayford on the John
Boyd and Billy Show. Here's one from Valentine Smith of
Sale Creek, Tennessee. Let us response to your mention of
ventilation fans in hotel rooms, motel rooms and so on.
What do you call them these days? I don't think
you call them motels anymore. I guess you just call
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them hotels. Back in those days, when they're by the
side of the road, you know they stopped in it
was a moot tail.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Let's go to the motel baby. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Ventilation fans in these rooms not getting the odor out
of the restroom. The reason for this is it's not
designed for odor. It is instead designed to vent excess
moisture in the air caused by running hot water.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
These high moisture situations will cause mildew to run rampant
and unchecked. They also used dry wall with a fungus
side additive. Hmm, my goodness. They are called in the
business fart fans. Hmmm, never heard that before. Dear sweet Barbers,
that's our wonderful, sweet, indeed beautiful love. What do we
(15:40):
call a receptionist assistant whatever? Administrative assistant? This one's for Rayford.
Know e bitches about leaf gloors and cell phones. Here's
one he probably ain't seen yet. I was walking my
dog the other day and about doubled over laughing. A
woman cutting grass on the loudest riding more ever heard
talking on a cell phone. The dog was right besidre me,
barking like crazy, and I could barely hear him. Had
(16:05):
an experience just yesterday, a woman talking on the cell
phones out on the motorcycle. There she was pulled right up.
Actually she wasn't in the road. She was on an
access to a road. At least she wasn't driving and talking.
But I've met there behind her, waiting for her to
go out into the road, waiting for her to go
out in the road.
Speaker 5 (16:22):
She never did.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
No traffic coming, so finally I just going to pull around.
And as I did, there she was talking on her
dad blame phone. So I looked down right at her
and said, lady, are you going to drive or talk
on the phone. She said, say what I said, Are
you going to drive or talk on the phone? Go
on about your business? That's what she said, oh about
(16:45):
your business?
Speaker 2 (16:47):
And it did oh before she pulled her gun.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
All right, here's one more. Well, listen doesn't make any sense,
and even Harken is Tallahassee, Florida.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
I guess it does.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Listen to you all the time at green ninety nine
percent what you have to say, the historiust enjoyous stories
of days gone by. I heard you talk about women,
how they say, not lump them all together. Some listener
wrote in about that that's so true until they see
a Playboy or Penthouse magazine or a bikini calendar, and
they say, how that is a disgrace to all women.
(17:22):
Women have double and even triple standards, but guys can
only have one, and it's the wrong one. Okay, I
guess that does make sense, David. We'll have some more
letters to the editor today on the John Boy and
Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Good morning, A big show's on your radio. It is Friday.
Get into it. Our search for talent on a big
show continues room. All right, we'll have a new Gong show.
Speaker 9 (17:49):
Then bringerman from outside.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
All right, Gong Show play next, Good morning, A big
(18:22):
show is on the radio. About quarter away from the hour.
It's time, but a Gong Show. Song's performances sending by
you the Big Show listener, by the way, the address
Gong Show, John won't Billy po about seventy six sixty three,
Charlotte and Seed two way two four one oh oh.
(18:47):
The kiddies love the show here. He's a big hear revenge.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
He's a big ear revenge.
Speaker 10 (18:53):
He's a big hairy.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
Red nobody can do already nobody.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Can Okay, they can't even set his watch.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Okay, who they're talking about?
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Not can be anybody?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Never mind, all right, let's get to it up. First,
the Chicken song, Bye the Chicken Man.
Speaker 10 (19:31):
Alright, here we go, Terry Chicken, m m.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey the chicken man. He got the chicken, but he
got playing in many.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
Range old chicken without a frying panty. We got started double.
Speaker 13 (20:06):
So that's our life's really what's right, no matter what,
and you can get out of any started up with
all right, it's.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Part of Chickens.
Speaker 6 (20:21):
Just so you know, if you hadn't done that, you'd
had about seven more minutes of that musical magic.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Yo yo yo piece.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
He's out of here, all right. Let's see up next,
be a rugged hooor haiti hardy hoor haughty.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Yeah, this is my personal favorite.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Be a rugged hor haughty by Chasten and grodit Ski.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, couple of should we ask what a poor hotty is?
Speaker 5 (20:48):
It's just it's just like a being a guys guy.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
So these are your people.
Speaker 5 (20:53):
Ye're polish, all right, you won't be able to tell
they're they're they're they're very gifted music.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
All right, well let's hear go ahead. See because it
didn't start with chickens.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Come on boys, lt me down.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
People.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
It's not hard to be your rugged har hadi.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
It makes you come money up, pounding. It can be.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
If you don't have to play your cards, you would
be your rugged hadi.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
Can like a shot.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
You jump around and you can't be.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
Luck again, Rock and hobby, Rock again, rock honey, you
don't do it.
Speaker 10 (21:42):
I will again.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
You don't like that.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Polish gun Jamaican.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
How many Polish guys are taking to make a good song?
Apparently more than two. All right, y'all are on your own.
Here's a selection by Johnny Mike.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
And judging by the name, I'm just gonna go ahead
and guess this is your people, John.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's called stooling Banjo's all right, yellow.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
Johnny.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I think we can see where this is going to go,
fast part. Here we go.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
They're doing the album.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
Dude, I don't think we have enough time to wait
till they get to the fastbar.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Just this way.
Speaker 9 (23:14):
I don't smell a winter here.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yeah, all right, that's up here. I got a letter
in a picture here. Looked at good looking little kid
there with a guitar, boy, says John moy and Billy.
I am Alex Hunter. I am twelve, and I live
in Knackadoches, Texas. I know you helped tell the young
guitars before. Would you please take a minute and listen
to mine? My dad gave me a few hours of
(23:38):
recording time a few weeks ago. All right, Alex Hunter,
let us listen. Yeah, oh man, Alex hanner Man, this
(25:02):
kid's good.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
Man.
Speaker 9 (25:38):
What are you doing those that well he is twelve
years old.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Twelve year old Alex hudner Man another child probaby was
unfound on the Gong Sho. Who would have thunk it?
Speaker 12 (25:49):
He did?
Speaker 2 (25:50):
That's why I send it to Chicken Man's pat saying
that should have been me.
Speaker 9 (25:55):
What can I tell y'all? That's a young man's game.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Good deal man? Hey, o her up? I mean hook
Alex up. Celestie, you know, yeah, they could make beautiful
music together, Celeste. That's Chessy Jessey. Yeah, well no, actually
I was thinking about you less look you a congratulations Alex,
and once again send him in pillars once more. Gong
(26:19):
Show peel Box seventy six sixty three Charlotte did see
two eight two four one, sending the pillars. He'll listen,
good morning, A big show is on the radio. All right,
got Big Show fans from all over. Colin Bull duty
on the Gong Show. Let's look at it show We
for example, ride from Evansville, Indiana. Listen on w A
(26:43):
b X one on was seven point five. If I
can name the guitar solo by artist, band, album and
track number, will you say my name on the air?
Track Eruption album van Halen, one artist Eddie van Halen,
and then somebody else was calling, what's going on?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
You ran?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
We got another one here.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (26:58):
This came by an email yesterday Joey Billy.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
I heard the twelve year old guitars who won the
Gong show this morning. That sounded a lot like ying
V moum Stein. I'm guessing that's not thereat guy, but
I'm pretty sure that is one of his recordings. Please
check into this. I would hat for someone to win
something for something they did not do.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
That Jewish Chinese rock guitars y If.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
You're not sure. Ying V is a heavy metal guitarist
from the mid to late eighties who recorded the song
that you guys played on the radio this morning. He's
emailed me back, I loved listen to your show. Would work?
Speaker 5 (27:29):
I think I'm thinking of a different ying V mouse.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Yes.
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
In other news, Rayford said you sounded like two cats
in a sack that almost ran him out of the bathroom.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
I want to tell you one thing, Alex Honey, your
twelve year old punk from you put me in Dutch
with this gig, and I'm gonna come down thereupon notts.
Speaker 11 (27:46):
On your.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
So Alex. This is a real twelve year old kid
from Nagadosis, Texas, Alex, and that was him playing. He
was playing eruption, that's the thing about it.
Speaker 7 (27:57):
He was.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
When Chelsea Constable came in.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Chelsea, that's that's one of the that's one of the
songs that she plays to show your guitar prow's very
hard tune to play. As you can see, they'd have
been one of the best Steve.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Steve says, it's not very hard to play.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
It is not very hard to play that. I come
in here and play it, said the drummer. See if
you asked me, all right, no man, I'll show you
what's hard.
Speaker 5 (28:29):
And everybody knows drummers are just slightly smarter than bass player.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
So but yeah, that was a real kid there right.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Ye we know it has to be because may I say,
and I don't mean any harm by this, but the
parents of this child have been irritating me.
Speaker 3 (28:46):
To death on a daily basis to play that song.
So we did it just to get them all My
rear end.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Feelers went through and that was that was a winner
to go show. I mean that kid is Dallent.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Who do you think I forward every email to It.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Was supposed to be in a I with the stooling banjos.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah, but Alex pulled it out.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
As long as I brought it up. A little tip.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I mean for people who are on the outside trying
to get in on something like this, if you pester
somebody every day, or you send them a note every
day or even every other day, that's not good for
little kid.
Speaker 11 (29:21):
No.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
No, that worked because of the particular format that that
it listed. But at some point you go, oh whatever,
and you just throw the product dout. But I mean,
you know, I'm just telling you the truth.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh, I got a lot on it on Hey, mader Man,
you got time to listen to some tapes Majer seasons
about over with I try to share songs. An email
to maider Man rides around in a mader van, trying
to catch him on the road near you.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
I told him.
Speaker 7 (29:48):
When he walked in, I says, I guess you're here
to dig them up.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
We had a little frost last night.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Oh no, we have. We had a maider tip of
the morning.
Speaker 3 (29:55):
You would have thought that I kicked him in the garage.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
We got a major tip of the It was late
blooming tomatoes if you still have someone on your vine,
So hang on for that good morning. The min show's
(30:23):
on the radio, Killeb. He's playing in the Goldlan Civic
Center Opera House, Dauden, Alabama, Saturday night. I say, hey
seed in town.
Speaker 8 (30:30):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (30:32):
Roso scott on Grave, England's Funniest export, appearing at the
Enlisted Club at Seymour Johnson Air Force Base in Goldsboro,
North Carolina, Tomorrow night, Saturday nine. So the truth. You'll
be entertained by the English stair. I want to say
I have a twenty first birthday the Candace Haynes Jordan.
(30:52):
Happy birthday, Candlo twenty one year old baby Dolf, your
Mama and Sissy. All right, maider man in here you're
talking about was getting cold. We still got green maters
on a vine. If you do too green mad tip
made her man show you stuffy baby. Little old lady.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Uh gave me a big tip this week on your
you take her groceries to.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
He has a lot of time.
Speaker 12 (31:24):
Uh you you pick your green tomatoes off the plant,
but don't put them in the window to let them
ripen by the sun like most people like we usually doing.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
That's right.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
She said that that only just ripens it on the outside,
turns it red.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Uh huh.
Speaker 12 (31:37):
You take the green tomatoes, you put them in a
brown paper poke. You close the poke up.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
A poke is a bag. The word poke, all right,
not to be.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
Confused with salad.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Green tomatoes in a brown paper bag.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
And put them in the closet, out of the sunlight,
and let them ripe them from within.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
But don't don't let them at made us touch one another.
Speaker 9 (32:02):
I mean, hey, who's the major, woman?
Speaker 2 (32:05):
I say, I just read this lady.
Speaker 3 (32:07):
Yeah you right.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
You can also wrap them individually in newspaper and then
put them in a bag so that they don't.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
Just like in nature.
Speaker 7 (32:15):
Yeah good, Just go to the grocery store and buy yourself.
Speaker 10 (32:22):
Ain't good?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Like these sent a pan. We got majors right here?
All right, so good, all right, you're major. Tip of
the morning man. I've learned so much over the summer.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
How much of you retain?
Speaker 8 (32:37):
Well, the main thing is find a guy that knows
all about maters and put him in charge of the project.
Speaker 4 (32:43):
All right, it's Friday. Letters to the editor. They missives
dispatched by the U Postal Service, which are always signed
with a dress and by email, which of course are
(33:05):
not signed, but often do not even give the receiver
of their message the courtesy of putting their full name
and address on their correspondence into.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
The mail bag.
Speaker 4 (33:14):
First, those signed, sealed and delivered by the US Postal
Service got one from Willie P.
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Richardson.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Y'all know Willie P.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Give Miss Rayford and George your segment about toilet tissue
last week. As you know, i spend a lot of
time on the road, so I'm forced to use lots
of public restrooms. Thought you might like to see the
enclosed stickers which I've made. I had made a few
years ago, and they say five star award one of
America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and staff of
(33:43):
this establishment.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
Willie says.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Whenever I go into a nasty restroom, I plaster the walls, mirrors, doors, commos, urinals,
and sinks with the stickers. I've even put them in
some restaurant restrooms in my hometown. Nacadocious. It actually works
in some places. I've gone back to some of these
restrooms after applying the stickers and they've cleaned them up.
I know how you feel about dirty stuff. So if
(34:06):
you'd like me to send you a role of these
so that you can go on a Robert D. Rayford campaign,
let me know. Thank you and all the crew of
the Big Show for helping me so much during the
last eight years. I show you appreciate y'all. Your friend
Willie P. Richardson Nacodoches, Texas. Am I pronouncing that properly?
Here are the stickers he puts around five star ward
(34:28):
one of America's filthiest restrooms. Congratulations to the management and
staff of this establishment. Also into the mail bag, I
get a real heavy one here. Who's this come from?
Comes from Michael in Tupelo, Mississippi. Very well written and
very well researched apparently. But let's see one two three
(34:51):
and a half pages says there's a percivage. It's about veterans.
You know, he wants more veterans' rights and more benefits
for veterans. But please, sir, I can't deal with four
and a half pages of stuff keeping short when you
send letters to the editor, me or anyone else for
that matter. Robert D Rayfer, John Boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
Good morning, It's a big show on the radio. Reverse
Angle Friday. We might be calling you and it's John
Boyd Jepardy Thing in a minute. We got a companion
Holland Grill playing for perfect Tailgate Grill. Check him out
a Hollygrill dot com. We got a copy Tim months
late the CD Super Bad Sounds of the Seventies Faible
down Walmart Target wherever great music is sold find Tim's
album as well. Also qualified to win that trip for
(35:34):
two where VIP Weekend with Tim and in Line October
twenty five to twenty six includes airfare, hotel, accommodations, dinner
with Tim. Take us to a show with a punchline.
They would set you up at a bass pro Shops
NBNA five hundred and Laneham on the Speedway, pitt and
garage passes riding the official pace car Big Treatment. With
these big show trips, we actually draw one week from today.
Don't boys racing in Kansas this weekend we'll have the
(35:56):
winter On Monday morning, Matt Yoakum joins us on Open
Line live from the speed There. They got qualified this
afternoon the bush Aeries qualifies at two thirty. Cup boys
go out at four and that's on speed Channel. Do
you have that will you be able to see it?
All right? I will hang on you. Oh, John boy Jeopardy.
Somebody get in the winter circle in a minute. Good morning,
(36:17):
everybody's a big showing already over. That's a verse, Hangle Friday,
John Boyd Jeopardy. Time for the companion. Holly Grill comed
Tim's latest album, super Bad Sounds of the Seventies. Qualified
for the VIP trip to Atlanta with Tim and the
race word. My question, Oh'm right here, thanks to my heart,
heart heart. Alrighty. Then doctors hear a lot of complaints?
Speaker 5 (36:40):
I would I would you want.
Speaker 2 (36:42):
To go to the color question?
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Only because of the being reverse?
Speaker 2 (36:45):
Any Okay, let's go to the color question. All right,
we'll talk about doctors on Monday. Cool kids love the
color red, true popsickles, lollipops. Even when it comes to toys.
Toy makers say that goodies packaged in red just plain
sell better. But not when it comes to adults. Manufacturers
know that this is the come hither color for product
(37:07):
packaging aimed at adults. What is blackfish nets? What's that
what you're selling? So what do y'all think? What color
is the one that advertisers used to lure adults one
eight hundred big show. But forget that because we're calling you.
(37:30):
I'm learning, I'm getting, I'm changing totally on crowding, reverse angle,
John Boyd cheapary. We call you, y'all. Just sit there.
If you then it, we'll do it next. Good morning
(38:08):
to make shells Already, I'm moving around the bottom of
the howns Friday morning.
Speaker 9 (38:11):
It is high Yes, lie bout across America. It's chebun jepardy.
Speaker 2 (38:19):
I know your host.
Speaker 8 (38:20):
He misplaced his notes, almost asked the wrong question, and
almost took the wrong contestant.
Speaker 9 (38:25):
During the commercial, he said, I sure, I am glad.
Tomorrow is Friday.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
He's John Moore. Say hey, Johnny out of belt in
South Carolina. Good morning, Johnny. How you doing, Buddy good?
We're bothering you. Y'all right, are you up?
Speaker 14 (38:43):
Ye?
Speaker 2 (38:45):
He's just gonna.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Jackie woke him up. I can tell.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Johnny think buddy. Kids love the color red pops. It
was lollipops. Even who comes in toys doing makers say
goodies packaging red sale better to kids. When it comes
to adults, manufacturers, no, this is to come hither color
for product packaging aimed at adults. What's the color?
Speaker 11 (39:06):
I know I'm wrong, but I say blue.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
You think you're wrong, but you're saying blue. All well,
let's say.
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Hell. The bad news is you're wrong.
Speaker 9 (39:15):
The goodnesses you were right about being so?
Speaker 3 (39:18):
Is blue your come hither color? It's okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Look I just want to go back. Oh all right, Johnny,
thanks for playing, buddy, Thank you. I did Beth out
of Kreole Springs, Illinois. Hello, Beth. Hello, how you doing, baby?
I'm doing wonderful. How cold is it in Illinois this morning?
It's cold, gonna be a high at sixty five? All right,
(39:44):
we got sixty eight down. Here's what about moving around
the saying parallel? Ad that a.
Speaker 7 (39:49):
Little snow in Michigan yesterday justa on the news. Wow, yeah,
I don't know. I don't pay attention to Michigan at all.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
Kind of rust. All right, Beth, what is the color
for adults?
Speaker 9 (40:01):
My favorite color?
Speaker 7 (40:02):
The color of money?
Speaker 13 (40:03):
Green?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
You say green. Look, I'll tell you something.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
After I saw that question, I went home and look,
now they say that this is a big thing to
do in the food industry, hoping your pantry when you
get home and look how many things are packaged in green. Really,
it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
What's wrong with our grin with sauce boys?
Speaker 9 (40:27):
Yeah, let them picture them too, green necks on?
Speaker 2 (40:30):
What about our water?
Speaker 9 (40:32):
I don't think you want green water?
Speaker 2 (40:35):
All right? Hey, betthew did it? Baby? You got your
very own companion Holland Grill. You got Tim's late to
CD super Bad Sounds of the seventies, and your name's
in a half of that big show Tripped Atlanta. We're
gonna do all week from today. All right, all right,
all right, yo, don't bet Jack can get your information?
Speaker 15 (40:52):
All right, baby, all right, thank you?
Speaker 3 (40:54):
I did, Thank you?
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Right coming up? And that's Friday. That means a brand
new playhouse, proud to lackless, get in and night.
Speaker 4 (41:13):
Okay, right for it again. And it's open mail Friday. No,
that's what I used to call it. Let us to
the editor today, Sue In with Ville, Virginia says, I
have a couple of peeves.
Speaker 5 (41:24):
The first is the word.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
You know, Almost every night on the local sports report,
some high school or college athlete is saying something like this,
you know, we just went out there and you know
our defense is really good. You know we just gave
you know, one hundred and ten percent. She says, it
can only give a hundred percent, not one hundred and
tent And of course the one that really galls me
is the one that young folks use these days, sprinkling
(41:47):
like in between every every other word or so. Here's
one that normally I would chastise the writer because I'd
say she needs to go to an ontologist because she
didn't hear it correctly. But she writes such a nice
life that I can't chastise her very much because she
didn't hear me right. Remember when I was telling about
the waiting to use an expression when you want to
(42:08):
say somebody's full of it, say ah, that's a monkey
dish of grits. She thought I said monkey bowl full
of grits. Well, it didn't flow that way, ma'am. Anyway,
says I'm a native of the state of Mississippi, mother
of a thirteen year old. In the morning's driving into school,
we listened to the John Boyn, Billy.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
And Robert D.
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Wayford comments. Show thoroughly enjoy all of it. You hit
the nail on the head many times. While I may
not agree with your opinion, I enjoy hearing all views.
And size may not always agree, she says, I have
to admit that I agree with you more times than not.
The reason for this letter and the time taking to
write it, is to respond to your recent comments regarding
cursing and a substitute. You've come up with monkey bowl
(42:46):
full of grits, That's what she says. No, man, it's
not monkey bowl full of grits. It'd monkey dish of grits.
See it flows much better, say monkey bowl full of grits.
That doesn't flow monkey dish of grits. You know what
a monkey dish is. That's that little dish that you
get in cafeterias sometimes in restaurants with side orders that'll
only hold a couple of spoonfuls. As hearing you utter
that phrase, I too, believe it sounded like something useful
(43:08):
to utter, shout, or explain at times of distress, disagreement, dissension,
and general foul mood feelings. I heard this particular commentary
after I'd already dropped my son off, so he did
not have the pleasure of hearing you say it that evening,
as we were carrying on in our normal mother and
son fashion, I said to him, Oh, Fraser, I have
something new for us from Robert d. When you get
(43:30):
mad and want to diss someone, just say that's just
a monkey bowl full of grits. Again, ma'am, it's monkey
dish of grits. However, I could not get the words
out of my mouth because I started laughing so hard
at what I was trying to say. Can only mumble.
It got my son laughing so hard that for five
minutes we were uncontrollable in the kitchen with tears down
(43:51):
our face. Finally I was able to get it out,
and now it has become a favorite of ours. Okay, man,
but you will must agree that it sounds a lot
better as I said it monkey dish of grits, not
monkey bou full of grits. Ai, You're just a monkey
dish of grits. See comes out better than saying what
you normally say, or somebody says something you disagree. Ay,
(44:12):
that sounds to me like a monkey dish of grits. Anyway,
monkey dish. Go in the restaurant you're on a small portion,
like I go on the Concort family restaurant where they just.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
Put a great plate full of stuff. I say, please,
just a.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
Monkey dish Child's porshit. Therefore that's the way it came up.
Monkey dish of grits. Brandy, you're done. You just nah,
You're just a monkey dish of grits. I'm Robert d
Ray for John Boyd and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (44:38):
Good morning, A big show is on the radio coming
up next. Brand you John Moore and Billy Playhouse acted
out we going down to South Louisiana in the fighting
Boodros home and Elizabeth. I didn't brand new Playhouse actet
out neck that morning the big shows on the radio,
(45:21):
Al risd I check here, we're all in here. Wait
you go boys all right, I don't said here scrip everybody.
Speaker 8 (45:35):
Welcome to John boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Cajun's
Head West. As our story opens, Woodrow Boudreau returns home
after an evening out with his no good buddies.
Speaker 16 (45:49):
You Lizabeth here come you have a loving cage and Castanova.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
No running only Woodrow Boudro touchdown.
Speaker 16 (46:01):
They'll as you?
Speaker 15 (46:03):
Is that all you got?
Speaker 11 (46:05):
What?
Speaker 2 (46:05):
Check this out?
Speaker 5 (46:07):
Jack?
Speaker 14 (46:08):
What?
Speaker 16 (46:08):
I didn't know it's gonna go for two. I'm sorry,
I'm a little lady Dore.
Speaker 15 (46:16):
Sweetness, Oh Will.
Speaker 11 (46:22):
What.
Speaker 14 (46:22):
I'm just thinking about it, and that's okay. If you're
looking for your dinner, it's in the cat.
Speaker 2 (46:28):
What why when you mean to told me you done
fed my dinner.
Speaker 14 (46:31):
To the cat.
Speaker 15 (46:32):
We y'all was both out tomcatting, but he got home first.
Speaker 16 (46:36):
Sweat in the same hell, all the suitcatshoing in the
middle of the floor.
Speaker 15 (46:39):
I'm putting clothes in him.
Speaker 14 (46:41):
That what folk?
Speaker 2 (46:42):
Where we going?
Speaker 15 (46:43):
We ain't going no place out gar on people.
Speaker 2 (46:45):
Okay, where you going?
Speaker 15 (46:47):
I'm leaving you? That's where leaving me?
Speaker 2 (46:50):
Why you wanna did that fault?
Speaker 15 (46:51):
Because I don't had enough of your shipless waves.
Speaker 14 (46:55):
Stand out there till all hour of the night with
that no good tackling juice down in the block, come
home smelling just like oh Jacques Daniel hisself.
Speaker 15 (47:03):
I'm true putting up with that.
Speaker 16 (47:05):
So where you're gonna go about your mama's house and
let y'all no.
Speaker 15 (47:09):
Shir I'm off the last veggas Las Vegas.
Speaker 16 (47:12):
Do what you ain't no good of gambling, I'm telling
you and me done went to Hanson shreport you lost
five dollars just trying to work the change machine.
Speaker 15 (47:24):
Brought that up.
Speaker 14 (47:26):
I ain't going to Lost Veggas for gambling. I'm gonna
become what they call a professional woman. Oh what a
professional woman, A lady of the evening that there is
a legal business out there.
Speaker 15 (47:38):
Say do not like you don't know. I've just seen
the show all about it on the Travel Channel.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
They said, woman in Las Vegas can make three hundred
dollars for selling the same thing I've been giving to
you all d here for free.
Speaker 16 (47:52):
Thats right, Well hold up then, I'm gonna pack me
up back and go out.
Speaker 2 (47:55):
There, widgets.
Speaker 15 (47:56):
What you wanna did that? Folk?
Speaker 16 (47:58):
See how in the world you're gonna survive. I'm want
six hundred dollars a year.
Speaker 2 (48:01):
I nevery.
Speaker 9 (48:10):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy playoffs.
Speaker 8 (48:14):
Tune in again next time when we'll hear the crusty
old madam at the Chicken Ranch say.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
Hey, big man, let me hold it dollar. Good morning.
It's a big show on the radio Friday morning. Head
into the weekend, looking forward to hitting a John Boy
and Billy Craftsman Trucks Series two fifty tomorrow afternoon. South
Boston Speedway Info and take us Stole Free eight seven
seventy four forty fifteen forty go to South Bostonspeedway dot
Com forward to senior guys, have Fred to morrow for
(48:40):
the truck race, said Killobee's playing the Dothan Civic Center
Opera House, Dothan, Alabama, Saturday night only seven thirty. Take
this fat up at Dothan Civic Center Box Office. Scott Engrave,
England's funniest export. Playing the enlisted club is Seymour Johnson
Air Force Base in Goldsboro Tomorrow night at nine pm.
Tim wasn't playing a Comedy's on Charotte, North Carolina through
the weekend at the big time, wom went to the
(49:01):
last night?
Speaker 5 (49:02):
What were on this name?
Speaker 3 (49:03):
All right?
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Then? Coming up? Easiest way for you to join the winter,
I'd beat the current events quiz. This is coming about
thirty minutes.
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