April 5, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Jonathan Coleman gives us the scoop on this weekend’s world famous AutoFair.. - The not ready for Drive-Time Players are performing one entitled, “World Record”.. - Mark Packer chimes in on the NCAA Tourney.. - John Boy gives away some more of his crap.. I mean “wonderful things”.. - and Tom Sorensen brags on being our only buddy with live bracket going into the Final Four..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
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horse is heading or these two horses ask.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is Friday, April the fifth. We appreciate you listening
on the radio, unless you're listening on our podcast and
we've already done this show, so wow, messing myself up.
You're living in the past man like.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Amazically, good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, it is Friday, April the fifth, whether you're listening
on the radio on the Commobilly Late Risers podcast, and well,
it wouldn't be today's show because we hadn't done it yet,
so maybe on Thursday show.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So never mind, hold on, we don't do that till yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is like back to the future, Sudi, Okay, it
shouldn't be It's okay, let's let's right a right idea.
Why let's focus on what we got coming up today.
I know my boy Jonathan from Charlotte Motor Speedway's coming
because it's big auto fair is going on. It kicked
off yesterday and is going through Sunday at Charlotte Motter Speedway.
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Weather looks great. Oh, by the way, this is one
of the biggest car shows auto shows in a nation.
People come from all over different times over the country.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah. So I want to make that scene and it's
real easy. I think it. Just show up, give them
ten bucks. That's pretty much their way.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah nice, All right. Of course it's Final four weekend.
We're gonna talk to our man. Mark Packer usually be
talked to the pac Man on Tuesdays, but he is
in Phoenix this weekend for the Final four tomorrow, so
we'll get his view on what's happening in the desert.
Probably shouldn't be too much because it'll be still be
dark out there when we talked to him. Hopefully the
(02:48):
son will be up here next hour.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
A deep thinker, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I am thinking for some reason, that's what happened. I
got up too early I couldn't get back to sleep
for the alarm clock. Yeah, I did my did my setups,
three of them.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh yeah, everyent thing's all right.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Now at work and looking forward to it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So we got the auto fair, we got pack of
sore andsn our Man Tom Sorens on our Friday morning
sports Guru. We got to see who he's got left
in his final four. Maybe one out of the four
we might still have a pathway to claim Jackie's Man's
David's money.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Illegal gambling promoted offense.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, yes, that's right, so good, we're all said, yeah,
all right, Big Shoe was on the radio. Good morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Let's get our first prize
pack out. Oh, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning product has made in the USA, and
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people killed their brackets were still alive where they could
win one hundred twenty dollars worth that Well, you can
truck drivers keep America moving bulls not, make sure they
look good doing it, and you look for bulls not.
Click that banner at the Big Show dot com. Check
it out. Listen to our three dates in history where
we got our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You can win it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That it is April the fifth. It was nineteen seventy six.
Eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes died of kidney failure at age
seventy two billion dollars was his fortune tied up in
the courts were eight years due to the fact he
left no will.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He produced movies in the thirties forties. Once He's on
a special seamless bra the show off actress Jane Russell's Bubies.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You say that funny. Jane didn't like.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The special bra, so she wore her own and used
Kleenex to hide the seam. So with all the stuff
going on with Howard Hughes with you, we're off on
Jane Russell's Ubies.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Good work, Tata.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Nineteen ninety two. Sam Walton died in a little rocket,
age seventy four. His Walmart Jane had made him the
world's richest man. Soon he left everything to his family.
The way it looks, oh yeah, now, so he did.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And there's a couple of them. I'll say the same
thing about what a nut there's comb in there?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, all right, sirs, Howard Hughes, Sam Walton. Let's see
who else died. No, this is about thieves. Themes forced
MP in the display case at the Criminals Hall of
Fame Museum in Niagara Falls, Ontario, and walked out with
life sized wax figure of Adolf Hitler. Well, the museum
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was open and nobody witnessed the theft.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Does they? We can have celebrated Hitler died, but he
just sold his why figure.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We're gonna instead highlight something that houndored him.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh that's tough.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Get three categors every day and you're doing a good job.
There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line, Come on and play out Birds next good
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Friday morning, Big Show is on the radio. What today
is featured track from the Big Show, Big Box sponsored
by the Coca Cola six hundred. That Charlotte Motor Speedway
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Had to make show dot Comrade should win John Boyes
Wonderful Thang number.
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Ninety eight, giveaway, give that away later today.
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And right now gets winning.
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Outburst.
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Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go, He.
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Contested number one.
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This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upburst.
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Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
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We have a shots.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You have morning Keith, Morning John. However, hey buddy, we're
all good man. Glad you in here.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Let's get you through the three categories and hopefully you
can claim the bull snot you ready?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Okay?
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Now in five seconds running that timer. Three things put
in a will ready to go?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh, a house, money, and a car.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Bam, All rocky, there you go. Now. Three things you
can buy at Walmart ready go?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Uh clothes, groceries and hardware.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And for the wind, three things made out of wax
ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
All candles, uh wax, fruit and figurines.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Man I didn't think of three waves, says we'll play.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Along with you and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, hey Keith, good work, buddy. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products headed down to
branding for you.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Well, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I want to give a shout out if I may,
please do all right, I want to give shout out
to everybody at work at Rubble Coop USA. We didn't
invent food, but we invented food processor.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
All right, nice buddy, appreciate you work. All right. I
ain't going.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Mane White one the hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Happy boys. Getting kids up always helps.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What I hear, good morning, it's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, and hope you wake.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The kids up for the time to get them up
anywake and ready for school. I heard that the happy
boy song helps. No, it is Friday morning, kind of
like Spanky with our gang. You know the Saturday song
he would sing.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yes, Yes, I'm famous for that.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Brower on its Saturdays Saturday.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
And I go tain her.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Will be hosting a Saturday edition, big show to kick
your weekend off right about this time till tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Right now, back to the kids. We're happy boys.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone says, I have my we
bubble hubbub. Oh, i'mna have to be boy. I'm hap
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
We Hey, hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
Bubble hubbub a hubble, But it's got to in a
box and put him in a drawerub hubb Oh, I'm
gonna have to be boy.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm happy to be boy. Oh we did good when
things are going here?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
We hey, hey, oh for good? All about it for
a month and a half. Hubbub a hubbs. I looked
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into the drawer and started to laugh. Hubbub of hubbo
because I'm I have met.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Boy me boy. Oh did good one. Things are going yeah,
wa hey.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Good morning. Big shows on the weekend. A lot to
do this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You have time?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
May we suggest a big show drive in theater.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with a big,
big announcement.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
The spring has sprung, the grass has rized. Do you
know what time it is?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
You guessed it?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Time for another exciting season.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Of cinematic spect I go right here at the Big
Show Drive in theater. It's opening weekend and that can
only mean one thing. It's family night. Sick of being
cooped up in the house with the snut gobblers for
the last year? Have they danced the huckle Buck on
your last good nerve. Are you ready to take the
gas pipe and end it all? Well, what's a few
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more hours going to matter than pile the bracts in
the family truckster and make tracks to the Big show.
Drive in theater this weekend. Our first feature is a
world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven
crazy by hunger. When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore,
a crate of peanut butter and jelly. Little do they
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know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into
raving maniacs.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
When they're finally rescued, they released.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
The mother of all diabolical plots on the world, a
song to drive the planet crazy?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Do you see what I mean? It's peanut butter jelly time?
The movie.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
And our second feature, Amity Island, the scene of one
of the worst great white shark attacks in history.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
The seas have been quiet for decades until now.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
The great great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned
to the scene of the crime, determined to outshine his
deadly ancestor. Are you ready for the horror of baby
shark taking a tiny little bite out of your summer.
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Both of our big box office blowoffs bring a cast
of thousands. Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck has been Affleck,
Eddie Murphy, Eddie Redmade, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Munster, Mister Ed Missus Ed, Mister t iced Tea Sweet Pea,
b Arthur See Arthur.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Arthur Godfrey, Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandrade, O'Connor, Sinbant,
Sin good.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Sin Average, and that Nick Serci impersonator.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Who lets you punch him in the bung hole for
an extra five dollars, which he spends on tweezers and
extra small condoms. Get there early for a three Stooges festival,
and afterwards we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial
IPO Competition, hosted by last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston.
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And don't forget to come hungry visit our famous concession stamp.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken, chicken, salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise tuna no surprise, sushi, sashimi Kim
she kim he kimhi shehe, tacos burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
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may not come from that trie who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
How much for old ribs?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Two fifty one not a one rib?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
How they last?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
It's opening weekend at the Big Show drive in theater.
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
Diamond Parkway. Turn right at the Krusty Nipple Gentleman's Club
at the third road, killed possum, hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tayer Moran airing
out her sweater hawks, you've arrived.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Get five dollars off. When you say the secret.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Words a bar bumps sing zo, you can have a
big one. This is your old pal Burtford saying I'll
see you there.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 12 (16:59):
Oh I love of all those five big drown radio
man water Winch, Cousin, Brusie walk.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
Yah boy belly yoh boy Bety had only two white men.
Never make me more who I feel so barnable? Smile
your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
There's a big show on the radio having fun heading
the Final four weekend.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I just kidding the big show.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Driving Thinner actually does not exist in real life.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
What so Yeah, I was looking for that.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Jonathan with Charlamoter Spadeway Ben tell us about the auto
fair that is in real life happening this weekend. Charlamot
Spade wake Up. Been minutes and then pac Man in
a little over an hour from Phoenix, getting ready for
the Final Four tomorrow. We pulled North Carolina State through
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right like that a lot coming up here first. To
most of you, Brackett didn't go quite like you thought
it would. Bring in Hoyting a Junior Nation band.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Well, my brackets got a hole in it. Yeah, my
brackets got a hop. Yeah, my brackets got a hole lided.
I can't get a brain. I'm watching march Manness every
notight and every day. I ain't getting no love from
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the seed double lady, Cause my brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah,
my brackets got a hole lidy. Yeah, my brackets got
a hole lidy, Bring me a beer. Well, I went
to see an egxpert. They told me he's a man
to see supposed to be some kind of geen Yu
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sitting bracket taller. Gee bo, My brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah,
my brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah, my brackets got
a hole liedded. Good Bye, sweet sixteen. You know, this
might be the most painful sweet sixteen experience I've had
since high school. That one involved the little gal that
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turned out was only sweet fifteen of the time. That's
the whole others off. Well, I paid one hundred dollars
big money in the pool. I'm one hundred dollars lider
and feeling like a fool cause my brackets got a
hole liaded. Yeah, my brackets got a hole linded. Yeah,
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my brackets got a hole liaded. And I'm sucking wines.
All right, this is the part where we played through
the pain. You know, normally we would drink through a
good bit of the pain too, But our last rushery
run up here is to have left us woefully underprepared
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for this unfortunate series of events. For goodness sakes, boys,
am I the only one that can drink and shop
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Work with me here.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Graill in my practice guy a hole, yeah, my practice
kind a hole yeah, my bractice, gut a ho and Arpson.
We're officially out of beer. He just keeps getting better
and better.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
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We'll play Ford menis. But right now, Jonathan Coleman joins
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us in the studio from Charlotte Motor Speedway to see
your director of pr moon his way up the Charlotte
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Lighter. Good to have you back in this morning, Jonathan.
How you doing, Buddy? Doing great?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
It has been way too long and I am just
glad that I finally kicked Scott Cooper out of the seat.
Just get to come in and see you guys in person.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I was gonna say, we miss Scott, but then he
might be listening. I don't want him to really belive. Besides,
nobody's ever said that, Well, you're doing a great job, Jonathan,
and it's going on right now, something that is a
staple across the country.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Auto Fair at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
We opened up things yesterday, but really kind of kick
into the weekend with all of the attractions and all
of the entertainment starting this morning at eight o'clock. So
looking forward to opening the doors and welcoming all kinds
of car enthusiasts to come out and see all kinds
of cars man.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And always something special you guys have, and wow, look
at this, it's the sixtieth anniversary of the Mustang.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
You know, I think part of part of American culture
is the Mustang and the muscle car. And everybody has
that story. They remember seeing it for the first time
and being able to come out and celebrate that and
see so many We're gonna have hundreds of them out
here this weekend, uh for folks to enjoy. So it's
it's really fun for everybody to come out and relive
all of that history a decade at a time as.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
They look at all these great cars. Yeah, and I
see a.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Lot of Mustangs on the road right now. Yeah, have
you noticed that it seems like more than Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
They when they did the body style change to the
more modern it got real popular again. But then Ford
screwed us over when they made an suv out of it.
Shame on it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's awesome, now, Jonathan, The second annual Smith Heritage Invitational
is happening tomorrow Saturday on the sixth.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
So the Smith family obviously has a deep legacy and automobiles, uh,
you know, starting selling used cars. That's how Britain got
his start before he built Charlotte Motor Speedway. So in
in memory of him and to celebrate that heritage, we're
bringing together some of the most sought after cars in
the world from car collectors and names that you know,
Ray Evernham, Rick Hendrick, Rob Kaufman, Nick Sopranos. You talk
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about just cars that never leave these private collections or
never leave these museums. And to be able to collect
twenty twenty one of them have them out there on.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
The ball field.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
It's a really really special time and just a great
way to celebrate both the history of the cars and
the stories they tell, as well as the artistry, the
innovation and so much behind those cars.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Man, you can say why this is one of the
most popular auto fares in the country. What's that? And
the weather is looking really good for the weekend. That
never hurts when you get a good forecast. You know,
you and folks want to come out.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, the colors, the colors of the cars pop a
little bit more. There's a little more spring in your
step as you're out there roaming through the flea market
looking for those hard to find parts and pieces. It
makes for a great event for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And y'all you got a chance to ride Shotgun. You
know we always talking about that when you want to
go fast. We professional Ford Performance Racing school drivers. You'll
be along the infield road course and see how that feels,
how that roval feels a little bit.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh you, I think they're trying to make up for
making an SUV, so they've got the dark horse out
there and you can jump in one of these one
of these machines and let somebody who really knows what
they're doing throw you around in the seat a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
All right, So we got people all across listen right now,
nice weekend and Charlotte make the scene at the Auto Fair.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How do they do it? What do you need to come?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
We couldn't make it any easier if we tried. You
just show up at the gate, you hand us a
ten dollar bill and we'll let you right on end.
It's just that easy. So kids twelve and under can
get in for free. Wear some comfortable shoes because there's
plenty of walking to do, plenty of cars to see,
plenty of fun to be had.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
All right, Continuing today, tomorrow and Sunday, Charlotte Motor Speedway.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Jonathan, We appreciate you, buddy, Thank you appreciate Joe.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right, man, all right, well, let's play our John
board JEP of the game. Right quick review. Yesterday's question.
We found out, according to the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration,
we're looking for the most commonly littered item found in
the world's oceans, cigarette bus Like, how mey trillion trillion
four point five? I'd hate to be the guy head
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to count them. Maybe Boba's got somebody in his administration
the doing a trillion.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Pay me right?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
All right? Well, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Nowadays you can get pretty much anything you need without
getting out of your car. But in nineteen sixty eight,
a business in Atlanta, Georgia made national headlines when they
became the first in this business category to offer a
drive through.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Oh what is it a bar?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'd like to have them going to new orders for
a while. And in Florida, in Florida day like the
way you're thinking, Tar, what y'all got one? Aight?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Under a Big Show? You told free line? Come on
play John Boy, Jeopardy next, Good Morning, it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We're gonna do your Friday.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big Box spongs
about a Coca Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six,
Sholam Motor Speedway. Mister Sulu for old spice. He words
old spice when you hit the Big Box. That the
Big Show dot Com and right now let's play Yes
Live across America.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It's John Boy, Jefpandy, Oh and now a man who says,
forget getting.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Out of the car.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
He's figured out how to get pretty much everything he
needs without getting out.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Of his chair. Jackie from he's John Boy that bag.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Ever, let's say hey to ruth Ann out of Santee,
South Carolina. Good morning, ruth Ann, Hey baby.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Welcome, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
All Right, Well, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's let's go through that question again.
We know nowadays you get pretty much anything you need
without getting out of your car. Well, in nineteen sixty eight,
a business in Atlanta made national headlines when they became
the first in this business category to offer a drive through.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
What are you thinking? That could be? Ruth an.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
A laquer store?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
People are getting circle back to the liquor. Won't you
show us leader store? Not a bar, not a liquor store.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I tell you the one.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, then you be careful down there in beautiful sand
tea or the fish biting the fisher or.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
Biting yours had bass tournament and now they're catching the cat.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
About cat fish time?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
You got some? So it was it was the varsity
awesome man at barshmall. Okay, well there you have a
great day, enjoy your weekend. You have a good okay,
bye bye A bro from Simpsonville, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Is that you all?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Bro?
Speaker 14 (29:44):
That's me, but it's bro.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh I was close.
Speaker 14 (29:50):
Got the letters right eyebrow?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Well that's that's the first onie man or what what
are you named after?
Speaker 14 (30:00):
Well it's a nickname. My last name is Abro Marbage.
I've gone by Abro home.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
My whole life.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Nobody could look at your name and figure out how
to pronounce it. That's why exactly awesome? Oh yeah, al
will shorten you to bro.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
There you go? Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Alright? So, uh so, once you got what business category? First?
All for a drive through the made national headlines?
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Well, I know there's the drive through weddings in Vegas.
I knew a person who claimed to be doing the
drive through liquor stores. But if I recall correctly, it's
a drive through funeral homes.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Well well is it a drive through funeral homes? Brol
you what is all about it? Ride through funeral homes? Yeah?
Did you look into how that works?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
What they did is built the showroom showcase like windows
at a driving and put place for the cars to come.
They had these things in the ground that would sense
the car if it sat for so long, the curtains
would open, the light would come on, and they even
tilted the casket towards the window so that you could view.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
The bad guy.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Well, I got a great idea for auto fair. Why
broke good work?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Everybuddy's Southern East Pet's pack headed down to Simpsonville for you.
Speaker 14 (31:28):
Sound good to mess, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You got it, man, Hang on by them on the hour.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Here goes the top of your new right on the
other side of time capsule.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
But it was able to fifth oh for live.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
It's a big showing the radio. Huh oh, Yeah, I
got a top ten's just for you.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
If your team is not in the final four this weekend,
we'll mind you.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Alabama fans.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Alabama Crimson Tide Championship history in frame from NICO Sports,
Bye bye bye. Told us all about it yesterday. Two
thy and twenty four will be made. One nineteen ninety
five goes to Gay Alabama charities. We grazed over three
point like two three point two, headed toward three and
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a half million dollars over the years. Here a lot
of good Nicosports dot com. Click on the link at
the Big Show dot com and you can call one
eight hundred three four five two eight six eight. So
for you Alabama fans. They'll make it to the final fours.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
But they got it.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
They can go all the way, go a head and
I don't think they get by Yukon. But don't put
that on them. Sorry, North Carolina fan, a little better,
tim it's not in the final fourth. That's all right,
all right, families, North Carolina State. And now let's talk
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really bad with this bonus. Top ten Liz mister Billy
Well in Utner of Bracketbuster season. Here are the top
ten signs your March Madness team probably won't make it
to the final four.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Number ten.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
Their only previous championship a wing eating contest at Hooters.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Number nine.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
The school fight song is something called Puppy Monkey Baby.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Number eight.
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Whenever they play, the arena doesn't even turn on their
side of the scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Number seven. The last time they were in the final
four of anything was a DNA test on the Maury
Popitt Show.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Number six scouting report by Vegas odds makers features multiple
uses of the phrase when monkeys fly out of my butt.
Number five official school mascot is Donald Trump holding up
a stake. Number four star player intentionally fouls out so
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he can leave early and beat the traffic. Number three
dick By twe calls them a bunch of stinky winkie
suckery duckerydoo. Number two coaches pregame speech ends with Okay,
let's get this over with.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
And the number one.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Sign your team won't make the Final four.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
They're so white.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Spike Lee is boycotting the games.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Cookar Minder.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
In twenty minutes, Mark Packer, now he's seen that work
in the Big ESPN usually joins us Tuesday, the final
hour of the Big Show. He is in Phoenix this morning,
ready for the Final four. And we will check in
with the pack Man by twenty minutes. Right now, we
got time action.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Hello friends, you're old pal bird Bird here and welcome
to John, Bolly and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Today's episode the World Record.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Our story opens on Claude Perkins, businessman from Iowa, as
he arrives at his CD hotel.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
With a lady of the evening.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Ah, here we are a baby. Would you like a drink?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Now?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Let's just do this now you're talking?
Speaker 15 (36:27):
Are you sure you're up to this? You don't look
like much.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
What the hell is that supposed Tony.
Speaker 15 (36:32):
Wow, you want me to be like honest, I mean
you're kind of chubby and that suit looks older than
me and no offense, but you kind of got some
sort of odor odor like what let's just say, if
I had to put my finger on it, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Look. Honey, you don't know what you got here. I'll
have you know.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
My junk was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
Wow, that's something I guess.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Okay, what the heck?
Speaker 15 (37:02):
If nothing else, it'll be a great story of the
Thanksgiving with the family.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
That's the spirit.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Here.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Look, I'll show you. Yeah, what do you think of that? Figga?
Speaker 15 (37:15):
What?
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Wait here, let me get my glasses.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
What the hell is.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Like?
Speaker 15 (37:24):
I thought you said You're junk was in the Guinness
Book of World Records. It was what happened.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
The librarian made me take it out, son of the.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And how.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
See this's where I got the paper. Cut it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Next time when we'll hear the krusty spinster librarian chime in, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (37:53):
Is that a stamp?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
That's squinty? Hurts my feelings. I'll wait here up live,
don't hunt.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
We heard it's hop I love hold Hoddy.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Everyone knows that's laud list.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Is laud list is let listen, I go horadio fixt
it's lay out listen, It's left list.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
P honey, Noah, God, I'm coming up out of you.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I know.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh what?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
This is a make Sean the radio for your Friday
Able the fifth.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
There is your one hour alert. In one hour we
will give.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Away John Boy's Wonderful Thing number ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
That brand new. It was not really brand new. Do
you remember what birthday you gave that to me?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I think the one where you didn't really care.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
Back when people were still carrying wallets.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I did tell you it was at least thirty years ago. No, kid, Yeah,
because I bought myself one at the same time. Well,
that's why I was wondering about the brand new.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It had been used, never used, never used to them,
and you could jag it out really cool. It's like
a green color is a stetson leather wallet. I said, no,
it's green man, Yeah, with the black and trimming their
credit card always.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
It's real cool. I got to tap myself out and
giving it away. Oh no, not now you're giving it.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh yeah, that's going away to miss it in one
hour as a matter of fact. So you got a
chance to get your name in ahead at the Big
show dot com.
Good morning, and you got the Big show on the radio,
more chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
(00:29):
horse is heading or these two horses ask.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Talking?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
It is Friday, April the fifth. We appreciate you listening
on the radio, unless you're listening on our podcast and
we've already done this show, so wow, messing myself up.
You're living in the past man like.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Amazically, good morning.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yes, it is Friday, April the fifth, whether you're listening
on the radio on the Commobilly Late Risers podcast, and well,
it wouldn't be today's show because we hadn't done it yet,
so maybe on Thursday show.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
So never mind, hold on, we don't do that till yesterday.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
This is like back to the future, Sudi, Okay, it
shouldn't be It's okay, let's let's right a right idea.
Why let's focus on what we got coming up today.
I know my boy Jonathan from Charlotte Motor Speedway's coming
because it's big auto fair is going on. It kicked
off yesterday and is going through Sunday at Charlotte Motter Speedway.
(02:10):
Weather looks great. Oh, by the way, this is one
of the biggest car shows auto shows in a nation.
People come from all over different times over the country.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Yeah. So I want to make that scene and it's
real easy. I think it. Just show up, give them
ten bucks. That's pretty much their way.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah nice, All right. Of course it's Final four weekend.
We're gonna talk to our man. Mark Packer usually be
talked to the pac Man on Tuesdays, but he is
in Phoenix this weekend for the Final four tomorrow, so
we'll get his view on what's happening in the desert.
Probably shouldn't be too much because it'll be still be
dark out there when we talked to him. Hopefully the
(02:48):
son will be up here next hour.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
A deep thinker, aren't you?
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I am thinking for some reason, that's what happened. I
got up too early I couldn't get back to sleep
for the alarm clock. Yeah, I did my did my setups,
three of them.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh yeah, everyent thing's all right.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Now at work and looking forward to it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
It's okay.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So we got the auto fair, we got pack of
sore andsn our Man Tom Sorens on our Friday morning
sports Guru. We got to see who he's got left
in his final four. Maybe one out of the four
we might still have a pathway to claim Jackie's Man's
David's money.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Illegal gambling promoted offense.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, yes, that's right, so good, we're all said, yeah,
all right, Big Shoe was on the radio. Good morning,
Big Show's on the radio. Let's get our first prize
pack out. Oh, one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bulls not cleaning product has made in the USA, and
(03:57):
people killed their brackets were still alive where they could
win one hundred twenty dollars worth that Well, you can
truck drivers keep America moving bulls not, make sure they
look good doing it, and you look for bulls not.
Click that banner at the Big Show dot com. Check
it out. Listen to our three dates in history where
we got our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
You can win it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
That it is April the fifth. It was nineteen seventy six.
Eccentric billionaire Howard Hughes died of kidney failure at age
seventy two billion dollars was his fortune tied up in
the courts were eight years due to the fact he
left no will.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
He produced movies in the thirties forties. Once He's on
a special seamless bra the show off actress Jane Russell's Bubies.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
You say that funny. Jane didn't like.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
The special bra, so she wore her own and used
Kleenex to hide the seam. So with all the stuff
going on with Howard Hughes with you, we're off on
Jane Russell's Ubies.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Good work, Tata.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Nineteen ninety two. Sam Walton died in a little rocket,
age seventy four. His Walmart Jane had made him the
world's richest man. Soon he left everything to his family.
The way it looks, oh yeah, now, so he did.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And there's a couple of them. I'll say the same
thing about what a nut there's comb in there?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Yeah, all right, sirs, Howard Hughes, Sam Walton. Let's see
who else died. No, this is about thieves. Themes forced
MP in the display case at the Criminals Hall of
Fame Museum in Niagara Falls, Ontario, and walked out with
life sized wax figure of Adolf Hitler. Well, the museum
(05:51):
was open and nobody witnessed the theft.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Does they? We can have celebrated Hitler died, but he
just sold his why figure.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
We're gonna instead highlight something that houndored him.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
Oh that's tough.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Get three categors every day and you're doing a good job.
There's a categories one eight hundred Big Shows. You told
free line, Come on and play out Birds next good
(06:44):
Friday morning, Big Show is on the radio. What today
is featured track from the Big Show, Big Box sponsored
by the Coca Cola six hundred. That Charlotte Motor Speedway
someday made twenty six.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
We got mister Sulu for old spies. There's your keywords
old spots when you hit that Big Box.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Had to make show dot Comrade should win John Boyes
Wonderful Thang number.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Ninety eight, giveaway, give that away later today.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
And right now gets winning.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Outburst.
Speaker 6 (07:16):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 7 (07:21):
John Boy and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being Let's go, He.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
Contested number one.
Speaker 8 (07:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing upburst.
Speaker 7 (07:35):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you have a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Let's say, hey a Keith from Brandon Miss.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Let's set it.
Speaker 6 (07:48):
We have a shots.
Speaker 4 (07:56):
You have morning Keith, Morning John. However, hey buddy, we're
all good man. Glad you in here.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Let's get you through the three categories and hopefully you
can claim the bull snot you ready?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Now in five seconds running that timer. Three things put
in a will ready to go?
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Oh, a house, money, and a car.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
Bam, All rocky, there you go. Now. Three things you
can buy at Walmart ready go?
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Uh clothes, groceries and hardware.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And for the wind, three things made out of wax
ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:49):
All candles, uh wax, fruit and figurines.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
How about that?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Man I didn't think of three waves, says we'll play.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Along with you and Halloween.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Oh yeah, hey Keith, good work, buddy. One hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products headed down to
branding for you.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Well, I appreciate it.
Speaker 9 (09:11):
I want to give a shout out if I may,
please do all right, I want to give shout out
to everybody at work at Rubble Coop USA. We didn't
invent food, but we invented food processor.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
All right, nice buddy, appreciate you work. All right. I
ain't going.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Mane White one the hour top of your news.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Happy boys. Getting kids up always helps.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
What I hear, good morning, it's a big show on
(10:17):
the radio.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Yeah, and hope you wake.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
The kids up for the time to get them up
anywake and ready for school. I heard that the happy
boy song helps. No, it is Friday morning, kind of
like Spanky with our gang. You know the Saturday song
he would sing.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
Yes, Yes, I'm famous for that.
Speaker 10 (10:36):
Brower on its Saturdays Saturday.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
And I go tain her.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Will be hosting a Saturday edition, big show to kick
your weekend off right about this time till tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Right now, back to the kids. We're happy boys.
Speaker 11 (11:05):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone says, I have my we
bubble hubbub. Oh, i'mna have to be boy. I'm hap
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here.
Speaker 7 (11:19):
We Hey, hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car.
Speaker 11 (11:23):
Bubble hubbub a hubble, But it's got to in a
box and put him in a drawerub hubb Oh, I'm
gonna have to be boy.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
I'm happy to be boy. Oh we did good when
things are going here?
Speaker 11 (11:34):
We hey, hey, oh for good? All about it for
a month and a half. Hubbub a hubbs. I looked
(11:56):
into the drawer and started to laugh. Hubbub of hubbo
because I'm I have met.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Boy me boy. Oh did good one. Things are going yeah,
wa hey.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
Good morning. Big shows on the weekend. A lot to
do this weekend.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
You have time?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
May we suggest a big show drive in theater.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert Fern here with a big,
big announcement.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
The spring has sprung, the grass has rized. Do you
know what time it is?
Speaker 4 (12:56):
You guessed it?
Speaker 6 (12:57):
Time for another exciting season.
Speaker 8 (12:59):
Of cinematic spect I go right here at the Big
Show Drive in theater. It's opening weekend and that can
only mean one thing. It's family night. Sick of being
cooped up in the house with the snut gobblers for
the last year? Have they danced the huckle Buck on
your last good nerve. Are you ready to take the
gas pipe and end it all? Well, what's a few
(13:21):
more hours going to matter than pile the bracts in
the family truckster and make tracks to the Big show.
Drive in theater this weekend. Our first feature is a
world premiere. Six songwriters shipwrecked on a deserted island, driven
crazy by hunger. When all seems lost, a crate washes ashore,
a crate of peanut butter and jelly. Little do they
(13:42):
know that it's contaminated with radioactivity, turning them all into
raving maniacs.
Speaker 6 (13:47):
When they're finally rescued, they released.
Speaker 8 (13:49):
The mother of all diabolical plots on the world, a
song to drive the planet crazy?
Speaker 6 (14:06):
Do you see what I mean? It's peanut butter jelly time?
The movie.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
And our second feature, Amity Island, the scene of one
of the worst great white shark attacks in history.
Speaker 6 (14:20):
The seas have been quiet for decades until now.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
The great great grandson of the legendary Jaws had returned
to the scene of the crime, determined to outshine his
deadly ancestor. Are you ready for the horror of baby
shark taking a tiny little bite out of your summer.
(14:54):
Both of our big box office blowoffs bring a cast
of thousands. Benjamin Bratt, Benjamin Button, ben Affleck has been Affleck,
Eddie Murphy, Eddie Redmade, Eddie.
Speaker 6 (15:02):
Munster, Mister Ed Missus Ed, Mister t iced Tea Sweet Pea,
b Arthur See Arthur.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Arthur Godfrey, Godfrey Cambridge, Timothy Oliphant, Ali Timofant, Sandra Bullock, Sandrade, O'Connor, Sinbant,
Sin good.
Speaker 6 (15:13):
Sin Average, and that Nick Serci impersonator.
Speaker 8 (15:15):
Who lets you punch him in the bung hole for
an extra five dollars, which he spends on tweezers and
extra small condoms. Get there early for a three Stooges festival,
and afterwards we'll have the second annual Mo Howard Memorial
IPO Competition, hosted by last year's winner One Night, Willie Preston.
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And don't forget to come hungry visit our famous concession stamp.
We've got fried chicken, baked chicken, barbecue, chicken, chicken, salad,
tuna salad, tuna surprise tuna no surprise, sushi, sashimi Kim
she kim he kimhi shehe, tacos burritos, chicken toes, meatless burgers,
veguless salad, cookie less cookies, and a steaming rack of
ribs direct from Jay Dahmer Funeral Associates that may or
(15:59):
may not come from that trie who went missing near
the overpass two weeks ago.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
How much for old ribs?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Two fifty one not a one rib?
Speaker 6 (16:14):
How they last?
Speaker 8 (16:17):
It's opening weekend at the Big Show drive in theater.
Just take the Millsburg Expressway past the car sized pothole
in the exit lane. Take a hard ride on dustin
Diamond Parkway. Turn right at the Krusty Nipple Gentleman's Club
at the third road, killed possum, hang a casual left
down the gravel road. When you see Tayer Moran airing
out her sweater hawks, you've arrived.
Speaker 6 (16:35):
Get five dollars off. When you say the secret.
Speaker 10 (16:37):
Words a bar bumps sing zo, you can have a
big one. This is your old pal Burtford saying I'll
see you there.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 12 (16:59):
Oh I love of all those five big drown radio
man water Winch, Cousin, Brusie walk.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Man, Jack.
Speaker 12 (17:12):
Yah boy belly yoh boy Bety had only two white men.
Never make me more who I feel so barnable? Smile
your lift back, We walk over for your lift back.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
There's a big show on the radio having fun heading
the Final four weekend.
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I just kidding the big show.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Driving Thinner actually does not exist in real life.
Speaker 4 (18:18):
What so Yeah, I was looking for that.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Jonathan with Charlamoter Spadeway Ben tell us about the auto
fair that is in real life happening this weekend. Charlamot
Spade wake Up. Been minutes and then pac Man in
a little over an hour from Phoenix, getting ready for
the Final Four tomorrow. We pulled North Carolina State through
(18:44):
right like that a lot coming up here first. To
most of you, Brackett didn't go quite like you thought
it would. Bring in Hoyting a Junior Nation band.
Speaker 7 (19:04):
Well, my brackets got a hole in it. Yeah, my
brackets got a hop. Yeah, my brackets got a hole lided.
I can't get a brain. I'm watching march Manness every
notight and every day. I ain't getting no love from
(19:26):
the seed double lady, Cause my brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah,
my brackets got a hole lidy. Yeah, my brackets got
a hole lidy, Bring me a beer. Well, I went
to see an egxpert. They told me he's a man
to see supposed to be some kind of geen Yu
(19:51):
sitting bracket taller. Gee bo, My brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah,
my brackets got a hole liaded. Yeah, my brackets got
a hole liedded. Good Bye, sweet sixteen. You know, this
might be the most painful sweet sixteen experience I've had
since high school. That one involved the little gal that
(20:14):
turned out was only sweet fifteen of the time. That's
the whole others off. Well, I paid one hundred dollars
big money in the pool. I'm one hundred dollars lider
and feeling like a fool cause my brackets got a
hole liaded. Yeah, my brackets got a hole linded. Yeah,
(20:40):
my brackets got a hole liaded. And I'm sucking wines.
All right, this is the part where we played through
the pain. You know, normally we would drink through a
good bit of the pain too, But our last rushery
run up here is to have left us woefully underprepared
(21:01):
for this unfortunate series of events. For goodness sakes, boys,
am I the only one that can drink and shop
at the same time.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Work with me here.
Speaker 7 (21:13):
Graill in my practice guy a hole, yeah, my practice
kind a hole yeah, my bractice, gut a ho and Arpson.
We're officially out of beer. He just keeps getting better
and better.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
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We'll play Ford menis. But right now, Jonathan Coleman joins
(21:56):
us in the studio from Charlotte Motor Speedway to see
your director of pr moon his way up the Charlotte
Motor Speedway.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Lighter. Good to have you back in this morning, Jonathan.
How you doing, Buddy? Doing great?
Speaker 9 (22:08):
It has been way too long and I am just
glad that I finally kicked Scott Cooper out of the seat.
Just get to come in and see you guys in person.
Speaker 12 (22:15):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
I was gonna say, we miss Scott, but then he
might be listening. I don't want him to really belive. Besides,
nobody's ever said that, Well, you're doing a great job, Jonathan,
and it's going on right now, something that is a
staple across the country.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Auto Fair at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Absolutely. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
We opened up things yesterday, but really kind of kick
into the weekend with all of the attractions and all
of the entertainment starting this morning at eight o'clock. So
looking forward to opening the doors and welcoming all kinds
of car enthusiasts to come out and see all kinds
of cars man.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And always something special you guys have, and wow, look
at this, it's the sixtieth anniversary of the Mustang.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Absolutely.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
You know, I think part of part of American culture
is the Mustang and the muscle car. And everybody has
that story. They remember seeing it for the first time
and being able to come out and celebrate that and
see so many We're gonna have hundreds of them out
here this weekend, uh for folks to enjoy. So it's
it's really fun for everybody to come out and relive
all of that history a decade at a time as.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
They look at all these great cars. Yeah, and I
see a.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Lot of Mustangs on the road right now. Yeah, have
you noticed that it seems like more than Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
They when they did the body style change to the
more modern it got real popular again. But then Ford
screwed us over when they made an suv out of it.
Shame on it.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
That's awesome, now, Jonathan, The second annual Smith Heritage Invitational
is happening tomorrow Saturday on the sixth.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (23:47):
So the Smith family obviously has a deep legacy and automobiles, uh,
you know, starting selling used cars. That's how Britain got
his start before he built Charlotte Motor Speedway. So in
in memory of him and to celebrate that heritage, we're
bringing together some of the most sought after cars in
the world from car collectors and names that you know,
Ray Evernham, Rick Hendrick, Rob Kaufman, Nick Sopranos. You talk
(24:11):
about just cars that never leave these private collections or
never leave these museums. And to be able to collect
twenty twenty one of them have them out there on.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
The ball field.
Speaker 9 (24:20):
It's a really really special time and just a great
way to celebrate both the history of the cars and
the stories they tell, as well as the artistry, the
innovation and so much behind those cars.
Speaker 4 (24:30):
Man, you can say why this is one of the
most popular auto fares in the country. What's that? And
the weather is looking really good for the weekend. That
never hurts when you get a good forecast. You know,
you and folks want to come out.
Speaker 9 (24:42):
Yeah, the colors, the colors of the cars pop a
little bit more. There's a little more spring in your
step as you're out there roaming through the flea market
looking for those hard to find parts and pieces. It
makes for a great event for sure.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
And y'all you got a chance to ride Shotgun. You
know we always talking about that when you want to
go fast. We professional Ford Performance Racing school drivers. You'll
be along the infield road course and see how that feels,
how that roval feels a little bit.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh you, I think they're trying to make up for
making an SUV, so they've got the dark horse out
there and you can jump in one of these one
of these machines and let somebody who really knows what
they're doing throw you around in the seat a little bit.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
So it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
All right, So we got people all across listen right now,
nice weekend and Charlotte make the scene at the Auto Fair.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
How do they do it? What do you need to come?
Speaker 9 (25:34):
We couldn't make it any easier if we tried. You
just show up at the gate, you hand us a
ten dollar bill and we'll let you right on end.
It's just that easy. So kids twelve and under can
get in for free. Wear some comfortable shoes because there's
plenty of walking to do, plenty of cars to see,
plenty of fun to be had.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
All right, Continuing today, tomorrow and Sunday, Charlotte Motor Speedway.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Jonathan, We appreciate you, buddy, Thank you appreciate Joe.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right, man, all right, well, let's play our John
board JEP of the game. Right quick review. Yesterday's question.
We found out, according to the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration,
we're looking for the most commonly littered item found in
the world's oceans, cigarette bus Like, how mey trillion trillion
four point five? I'd hate to be the guy head
(26:16):
to count them. Maybe Boba's got somebody in his administration
the doing a trillion.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
Pay me right?
Speaker 4 (26:25):
All right? Well, let's jump on in here.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Nowadays you can get pretty much anything you need without
getting out of your car. But in nineteen sixty eight,
a business in Atlanta, Georgia made national headlines when they
became the first in this business category to offer a
drive through.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
Oh what is it a bar?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Now?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
I'd like to have them going to new orders for
a while. And in Florida, in Florida day like the
way you're thinking, Tar, what y'all got one? Aight?
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Under a Big Show? You told free line? Come on
play John Boy, Jeopardy next, Good Morning, it's a.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
We're gonna do your Friday.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Today's featured track from The Big Show, Big Box spongs
about a Coca Cola six hundred Sunday, May twenty six,
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Live across America.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It's John Boy, Jefpandy, Oh and now a man who says,
forget getting.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
Out of the car.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
He's figured out how to get pretty much everything he
needs without getting out.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Of his chair. Jackie from he's John Boy that bag.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Ever, let's say hey to ruth Ann out of Santee,
South Carolina. Good morning, ruth Ann, Hey baby.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Welcome, thank you for having me.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
All Right, Well, you got the first shot at John
Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's let's go through that question again.
We know nowadays you get pretty much anything you need
without getting out of your car. Well, in nineteen sixty eight,
a business in Atlanta made national headlines when they became
the first in this business category to offer a drive through.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
What are you thinking? That could be? Ruth an.
Speaker 13 (28:51):
A laquer store?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
People are getting circle back to the liquor. Won't you
show us leader store? Not a bar, not a liquor store.
Speaker 4 (29:04):
I tell you the one.
Speaker 1 (29:10):
Well, then you be careful down there in beautiful sand
tea or the fish biting the fisher or.
Speaker 14 (29:16):
Biting yours had bass tournament and now they're catching the cat.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
About cat fish time?
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:23):
You got some? So it was it was the varsity
awesome man at barshmall. Okay, well there you have a
great day, enjoy your weekend. You have a good okay,
bye bye A bro from Simpsonville, South Carolina.
Speaker 7 (29:41):
Is that you all?
Speaker 10 (29:42):
Bro?
Speaker 14 (29:44):
That's me, but it's bro.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
Oh I was close.
Speaker 14 (29:50):
Got the letters right eyebrow?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Well that's that's the first onie man or what what
are you named after?
Speaker 14 (30:00):
Well it's a nickname. My last name is Abro Marbage.
I've gone by Abro home.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
My whole life.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Nobody could look at your name and figure out how
to pronounce it. That's why exactly awesome? Oh yeah, al
will shorten you to bro.
Speaker 14 (30:16):
There you go? Okay?
Speaker 4 (30:18):
Alright? So, uh so, once you got what business category? First?
All for a drive through the made national headlines?
Speaker 14 (30:27):
Well, I know there's the drive through weddings in Vegas.
I knew a person who claimed to be doing the
drive through liquor stores. But if I recall correctly, it's
a drive through funeral homes.
Speaker 4 (30:38):
Well well is it a drive through funeral homes? Brol
you what is all about it? Ride through funeral homes? Yeah?
Did you look into how that works?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (30:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
What they did is built the showroom showcase like windows
at a driving and put place for the cars to come.
They had these things in the ground that would sense
the car if it sat for so long, the curtains
would open, the light would come on, and they even
tilted the casket towards the window so that you could view.
Speaker 6 (31:13):
The bad guy.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Well, I got a great idea for auto fair. Why
broke good work?
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Everybuddy's Southern East Pet's pack headed down to Simpsonville for you.
Speaker 14 (31:28):
Sound good to mess, I appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
You got it, man, Hang on by them on the hour.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Here goes the top of your new right on the
other side of time capsule.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
But it was able to fifth oh for live.
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
It's a big showing the radio. Huh oh, Yeah, I
got a top ten's just for you.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
If your team is not in the final four this weekend,
we'll mind you.
Speaker 4 (32:34):
Alabama fans.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Alabama Crimson Tide Championship history in frame from NICO Sports,
Bye bye bye. Told us all about it yesterday. Two
thy and twenty four will be made. One nineteen ninety
five goes to Gay Alabama charities. We grazed over three
point like two three point two, headed toward three and
(32:57):
a half million dollars over the years. Here a lot
of good Nicosports dot com. Click on the link at
the Big Show dot com and you can call one
eight hundred three four five two eight six eight. So
for you Alabama fans. They'll make it to the final fours.
Speaker 4 (33:13):
But they got it.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
They can go all the way, go a head and
I don't think they get by Yukon. But don't put
that on them. Sorry, North Carolina fan, a little better,
tim it's not in the final fourth. That's all right,
all right, families, North Carolina State. And now let's talk
(33:36):
really bad with this bonus. Top ten Liz mister Billy
Well in Utner of Bracketbuster season. Here are the top
ten signs your March Madness team probably won't make it
to the final four.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Number ten.
Speaker 13 (33:52):
Their only previous championship a wing eating contest at Hooters.
Speaker 6 (33:58):
Number nine.
Speaker 13 (33:59):
The school fight song is something called Puppy Monkey Baby.
Speaker 6 (34:05):
Number eight.
Speaker 13 (34:05):
Whenever they play, the arena doesn't even turn on their
side of the scoreboard.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Number seven. The last time they were in the final
four of anything was a DNA test on the Maury
Popitt Show.
Speaker 13 (34:20):
Number six scouting report by Vegas odds makers features multiple
uses of the phrase when monkeys fly out of my butt.
Number five official school mascot is Donald Trump holding up
a stake. Number four star player intentionally fouls out so
(34:40):
he can leave early and beat the traffic. Number three
dick By twe calls them a bunch of stinky winkie
suckery duckerydoo. Number two coaches pregame speech ends with Okay,
let's get this over with.
Speaker 4 (34:59):
And the number one.
Speaker 13 (35:00):
Sign your team won't make the Final four.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
They're so white.
Speaker 13 (35:04):
Spike Lee is boycotting the games.
Speaker 4 (35:39):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Cookar Minder.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
In twenty minutes, Mark Packer, now he's seen that work
in the Big ESPN usually joins us Tuesday, the final
hour of the Big Show. He is in Phoenix this morning,
ready for the Final four. And we will check in
with the pack Man by twenty minutes. Right now, we
got time action.
Speaker 8 (36:03):
Hello friends, you're old pal bird Bird here and welcome
to John, Bolly and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (36:09):
Today's episode the World Record.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Our story opens on Claude Perkins, businessman from Iowa, as
he arrives at his CD hotel.
Speaker 6 (36:17):
With a lady of the evening.
Speaker 4 (36:19):
Ah, here we are a baby. Would you like a drink?
Speaker 3 (36:22):
Now?
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Let's just do this now you're talking?
Speaker 15 (36:27):
Are you sure you're up to this? You don't look
like much.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
What the hell is that supposed Tony.
Speaker 15 (36:32):
Wow, you want me to be like honest, I mean
you're kind of chubby and that suit looks older than
me and no offense, but you kind of got some
sort of odor odor like what let's just say, if
I had to put my finger on it, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Look. Honey, you don't know what you got here. I'll
have you know.
Speaker 6 (36:55):
My junk was in the Guinness Book of World Records.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
Wow, that's something I guess.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Okay, what the heck?
Speaker 15 (37:02):
If nothing else, it'll be a great story of the
Thanksgiving with the family.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
That's the spirit.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Here.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
Look, I'll show you. Yeah, what do you think of that? Figga?
Speaker 15 (37:15):
What?
Speaker 8 (37:15):
Oh?
Speaker 15 (37:16):
Wait here, let me get my glasses.
Speaker 4 (37:20):
What the hell is.
Speaker 7 (37:24):
Like?
Speaker 15 (37:24):
I thought you said You're junk was in the Guinness
Book of World Records. It was what happened.
Speaker 4 (37:29):
The librarian made me take it out, son of the.
Speaker 3 (37:38):
And how.
Speaker 6 (37:40):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
See this's where I got the paper. Cut it.
Speaker 6 (37:47):
Next time when we'll hear the krusty spinster librarian chime in, Hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (37:53):
Is that a stamp?
Speaker 4 (37:54):
That's squinty? Hurts my feelings. I'll wait here up live,
don't hunt.
Speaker 6 (38:02):
We heard it's hop I love hold Hoddy.
Speaker 4 (38:07):
Everyone knows that's laud list.
Speaker 1 (38:09):
Is laud list is let listen, I go horadio fixt
it's lay out listen, It's left list.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
P honey, Noah, God, I'm coming up out of you.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
I know.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh what?
Speaker 7 (38:58):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
This is a make Sean the radio for your Friday
Able the fifth.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
There is your one hour alert. In one hour we
will give.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
Away John Boy's Wonderful Thing number ninety eight.
Speaker 4 (39:11):
That brand new. It was not really brand new. Do
you remember what birthday you gave that to me?
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Boy?
Speaker 4 (39:18):
I think the one where you didn't really care.
Speaker 15 (39:21):
Back when people were still carrying wallets.
Speaker 4 (39:25):
I did tell you it was at least thirty years ago. No, kid, Yeah,
because I bought myself one at the same time. Well,
that's why I was wondering about the brand new.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
It had been used, never used, never used to them,
and you could jag it out really cool. It's like
a green color is a stetson leather wallet. I said, no,
it's green man, Yeah, with the black and trimming their
credit card always.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
It's real cool. I got to tap myself out and
giving it away. Oh no, not now you're giving it.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Oh yeah, that's going away to miss it in one
hour as a matter of fact. So you got a
chance to get your name in ahead at the Big
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