May 20, 2024 • 33 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday - we’ll pay tribute to our long-time friend, Ward Burton and see if his skin is as thick as his accent!.. - Jackie insisted that we play John Boy’s “I Need A Vehicle” song.. - Today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse features our Cajun heroes in a script entitled, “Boudreaux’s Dream”.. - With kids getting out of school soon, we’re bringing back our “Remote Control for Kids”.. - Plus we’ve got a new drug to help hen-pecked-husbands and we’ll finish up with the ultimate urban legend..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more Big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Nike and for all the four one one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the caddle a.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Patrick never mind, heets out, that's my.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Mama's I know.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I know that well, ready to take it off.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
And don't you ever let us catch you doing that again.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
You had one, it's not that it doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't have one. I gave mine to you, so
you've been compy for mama.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I had one too, and I thought i'd use mine.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, man, I.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I swear I can't even feel good about stuff I accomplished.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm sorry, Thank you, red thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, I inconvenient.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
That's right on.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
There was gonna be trouble. Look, he's not wearing the right.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Hat red ball cap to day. You know that's trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I got on my red Oh Milwaukee, John Boyd and
Billy rock and Roll Racing Number four Eric Wilson hat.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
See you've changed up.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Came in third in Daytona third and Charlotte. He's he's
very aggressive. When I put this red hat on, it
makes me very aggressive. Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Now should we explain it exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
See, you don't realize it, and you can call last month.
It took me two hours to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, oh man, I'm sorry. Thank you very much. I
really appreciate it, not just for this, for everything you
do for me and my family.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
He's going to reach out for me anything in.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
The red hat, Randy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's at moments like that I feel your pain.
Speaker 9 (02:23):
Show's ben there for seventy five years, he's worn a
red hat.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
One day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I just have a bad feeling about this. All Right,
everything's gonna be all right. It's a new John Boy
changing up. You know how it resists change. It's all over.
Wait a minute, I'm gonna be bizarro John Boy. Whatever
John Boy would do, I will do the opposite.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
It's just like the Costanza episode where George was going
completely against his instincts and everything.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, everything's not about TV. This is about me.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh you see that's the opposite John Boys.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's a fast waistline.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's wasteland. Well he's not completely wasteline.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh so yeah, I like this.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm as nervous as Randy.
Speaker 10 (03:12):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Everything's all right, boys.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Jackie, you got to get in on this.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Jackie's paying attention that she's talking to her people.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They got her O little world going back there, and
I want to ease into that one. It's all about Hey, summer,
summer is gonna patch my my old pants up, remember
the ones I blew out? Yeah, yeah, don't worry, rand
I'm not gonna wear around you because Randy went out
and bought me a new pair. But those are gonna
(03:48):
be my beat shorts. I'm gonna have one pair of
shorts to wear at the Beat.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Good, so i'll get to see you wear them never.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's right. And I didn't ask you to do it either,
if you'll notice, because you've been doing so much for.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Me, this is not gonna go.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Actually, even I smelled death in the air.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
It's the red hat, red hat the yeah, I can
see it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I prefer aggressiveness really to what.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Aggressive angry? Aggressive angry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's going to be here, Boys and girls, ain't it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I don't guess you wouldn't do any good to beg
you to let us go now. And I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh no, nobody knows. We got a big old prize package.
We had outbursts, we got legs up to do. All right, alright, alright,
he there, good morning. It's a big shoe on the radio.
It is May the seventeenth. It's like a three days
in history. Is we're gonna get our categories for this
Albert's game. We're getting ready to play May seventeenth, seventeen
(04:53):
ninety two, the New York Stock Exchange was established on
Wall Stream dig this exactly like on Wall Street. It
was kind of like off Wall Street, and the stockbrokers
would work underneath a button wood tree unless the weather
turn sour. Then they huddled inside a coffee house.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Right.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
There was a substitute teacher all the time. We're gonna
have a sockey change outside today.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About the seventeen ninety two, so been around for a while, Yep, yep,
it was.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
On this date.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
In nineteen eighty eight, Pepsi became the first American company
to advertise on Soviet television. I did not know nineteen
eighty eight. So when did like the Soviet Union like dissolve.
I don't guess.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
PEPSI long after that. Pepsi's pretty much well I finished
him off. Yes, and this is.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Before we deployed Britney spears. Imagine how quickly we went
crumbled under those circums.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right, And finally on this date in nineteen ninety two,
orchestra leader Lawrence Well died in Santa Monica, California, at
the age of eighty nine. Lawrence Well in nineteen ninety two,
did you all have to watch it with you with
your folks on Saturday night?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Great grandmother loved it and you go to visit her.
She always had Lawrence walkaw that's always Bobby and Sissy
and they did a medley of songs from World War
Eye and all this.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
There were certain old people in my family when I
was like seven, eight, nine, ten years old who always,
just like he's saying, always had Lawrence.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh yeah, this was before VCRs. Yeah. I don't know
how they did it. Every time you go to their house.
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Yeah ah, Now was that pop champagne corker, mister bubble
Because I remember Lawrence had the first bubble machine.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
But also liked the champagne a lot, but yeah, not
many people know that part.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Now nothing this thing a scream fund.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
Oh yeah, get on the couch.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Grandparents would like to get to the lawrens well.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
And you tolerate it because you knew the wonderful World
of Disney was coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Next now and Sissy and Bobby was Sissy the guy?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, no, no, that was the girl. Okay, all right,
was back in the sixties.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Watching it with and that would always bring some cool
guy to sing the contemporary music. And by cool guy,
I mean a guy under the age of.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Fifty and now not that rock and roll. Here's a
guy to me? Did today?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What that's that? We're getting our three categories. Let's do it.
Call him and I we'll play with you. Good morning
(08:10):
to big shows own you are already and I'll know you.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
Four rappers. Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy and Billy to give the prizes
from the big prize being let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Love a big shots let's say, hey, the Jeff at
a cage City, Kentucky shots job. How you doing this morning?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Jeff? All right, say all that boy Bill, Pillows, raidy
and glad.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I look at words pillars. I'm saying, Oh, fat racing
fat boy. You sitting for pillars. Oh man, I like
this idea. I don't think pillars don't like very much.
You threw his name where the other before?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Twin?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I say something to start out? Will Oh yeah, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yes, sir, I'd like to say, uh, I love my
wonderful wife Stacey.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We just got married. All man, Well, no, wonder you
still love her? I had that. She's standing right there,
just begging. Well, congratulations, you're crazy kids. Thank you. I
just hope if you just me half as happy as
you imagines.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
I've been in mind and oh I think you will be.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It means I'm twice as happy as you are, which
you means you're in big trouble.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
Oh lord, I got.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I got a pretty good dame idea.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'll tell you what, man, I.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
Know that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh Jeff, well, uh, here go. You're steal in that
mood when you're trying to impress you bride.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
So that's all.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
I have to be winter.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This big old prize package it all.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Right, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Here we go, Jeff. I need three kinds of trees
ready go?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Uhh, pat and all right, good work, he's smart, all right, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Three soft drinks ready go?
Speaker 14 (10:41):
Empty coat not a favorite.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He did it again, all right for the wind. Three
dead people ready to go.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
My grandfather or grandmother, my father.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, you handle them, baby. I want you right now,
come here.
Speaker 14 (11:05):
I love YouTube Jack, I.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Tell you, Jeff. But that was Billy, So Jeff, we
love you, little buddon family. Parent came said you kentuck
you buddy.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
All right, man, thank you al very much.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, Jeff, you hold on, Jack can take care
of here. Good morning, everybody. The big show is right
here on the radio. Saves me praised, You're lifted. The
two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put smile on
your face and.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
A song in your heart as long as you boll
you their bloody grilling sauces John Boy and Billy on
the big show face and begora.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Hey man, let's see what's happening. Everything going on with
you today?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You just got to re pumpt about it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh, let's see, Randy gives me worth mentioning today on
special days to day is a National Stress Awareness Day.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh no, so it's a day to care but not
necessarily doing anything about it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Right, Yeah, you might want to you know, update, Why
are you in that computer?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Men are orbiting the Earth?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
International television has been developed.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Oh well to both of you, may I say.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's not Randy's fault.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You'll have to talk to Congress about this one.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He didn't create it, he just reported.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I agree with John Blacks.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We need more.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Holiday's the only fall on the weekend. But they you
gotta float the whole thing. You gotta float it. See
these aren't good Sad Husband Appreciation Day on Saturday. Yeah,
National Auctioneers today, Well that might work. First auction on
this day, eighteen sixty four Native American Heritage Day. Hey me, man,
(13:41):
I got some Native American in my blood. Him, I'm
wasting my haird would you losers? White trash?
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Oh, he's shut a port, which reminds me. It's National
Stress Awareness Day.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Today's Rekindle your Romantic Self Day. That's about the way
he's been going lately. Good morning to make show is
(14:30):
on the radio. Yeah, let's contact one of our buds
telephonically here. Warren Burton's got something going. Let me see
I understand he's got a message for so.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Yeah, Yo, yo, yo, what up y'all? Sprang is sprung?
Everything's look good. Watch out for them West Niles Mosquitoes.
You reach the ad talk line at South Boston, Virginia's
hottest new hangout, wild Ward's Cutter Look Corner, home of
(15:02):
the daily lunch special well famous celebrity theme on trade
like the Big Bill Davis Well Famous South Boston butt Clatter.
So y'all know, every now and then when we buy
some of this stuff, we use a different cutter. So
sometimes when you order the butt Clatter, it'll be just
a little bit more. Now, we try like hell to
(15:24):
keep your regular price. Nine time out of ten, there'll
be the price on the menu. Check with your rachels
when you come in on that. And let me just say,
we've been having all kinds of folk calling here, playing
on the telephone. Now, look y'all, we ain't got know
what you call secretary on the staff here, So when
you call the corner, we got to pull somebody out
(15:45):
their regular job to pick up and talk to y'all.
And that's just that ain't right. It's pelt insanity. It's
a tragedy of what it is. See, if you got
some kind of problem with the telephone, you want to
call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner a sheriff to park.
If you send us the suicide hotline, the home shopping club,
(16:05):
you know, somebody get paid to listen to you because
we ain't got time to deal with your little bull.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
See.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
All that does is it takes time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to Park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price? Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark them up just a little bit.
(16:31):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game. So come on down this weekend.
We're gonna be here and you can catch all the
excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's smallest big screen TV.
It's off the easy foreshees of y'all. So don't eat
a plum like little Jack Horner. Come on down to
the caterpillar corner dead smacking the heart of South Boston, Virginia.
(16:56):
Peace out, Wear it to you, Mama neck.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
This makes show on the radio. John Bop Benner and Tyler.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal, you
are listening to throw of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hello, good morning everybody, the Big Show. It's on the radio.
(18:03):
It's Friday morning. Gum it up, kind of brand new
John mo'billy playhouse gonna be played. We're gonna have to
get on our buddy Ward Burton when we did that commercial.
We've had a lot of requests to play, play to
get out and thanks for that verse. Any sponsors listen.
I know a sponsored time and stuff here in racing,
but I'll.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Do it cheat well.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
A lot of big old.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Redneck looking guy. I got a show on the radio.
I really want to be a race car driver, but
I'm running kind of low on dose. I need a
fear coo baby, I need a sponsor with.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
A lot of cash.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I need a fear cole Baby, I promise I won't crash.
I love you, I mean it, got money, I need it?
Good Gushamidy? You know how ba how Bro? I got alone?
(19:11):
What if you want to sell bleach your eternal wax?
Let me tell you I'm your guy. I can do
some appearances at the racetrack. I won't cost much to bay.
I need a beer cobab Man. You need a sponsor
with a lot of dope. I need to fear Kababyn.
My budget's running low. I love it, I mean it.
(19:32):
I'll drive it, I'll clean it. Good Gushamidy, you know
how bro. It cost a lot of money to go race?
Get up the stay? Did I mention? I'm also an
excellent trumpet player my first chair at Graham High School.
Jazz man, I play the sponsors win this barn, mister Bundy,
(19:55):
let me checking out what a second?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
My favorite mark?
Speaker 12 (20:16):
I'm hot.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Where the big old heat hall looking?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
God, oh boy, somebody buy me a real race car.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I put you in the Hall of fame. I need
to be a baby. I need a sponser with a
lot of cash. I need to be a cobaby. I
promise I won't crash.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I mean it, shot money, I need this good Gosha Moody.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
You know I'm bron.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I love you, I mean it. I'm driving. I'll clean
it good gosh you mighty.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
You know how.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm bah Bro now got a big shoulder radio. So
(21:24):
a lot of Star Wars people, a lot of people
dressed up like the Star Wars care.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I've ever been to a sci fi convention. Let me
tell you something.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
I love old monster movies, the old universal horror films,
and so whenever there's a convention, I'll go uh huh,
And it's always muddied up and stunk up by the
damn Star Wars and Star Trek people. They come waddling
in there, guys you know, would never make Starfleet. Cut yeah,
would never make Starfleet.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Guys, big dowey guys like I used to see at
the end of the first Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's the guy. Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 13 (22:01):
What?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
And the people that dress are all right?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The people that dress so oh hell?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Do you think you're impressing?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
You know what?
Speaker 16 (22:09):
You're just painting a big bullseye on your back for
guys like me that walk up and grab your stormtrooper's
helmet and turn it sideways and then push you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Ow see a storm trooper.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
The best one I ever saw was the premiere of
the Last movie. There was a theater here in town
that had this big thing, and we took the kids
out to see it. And it was like they had
these guys coming in in costume in parachutes, you know,
those those steerable parachutes. One guy came in a little
bit too hot, and he gets about thirty feet off
the grind and.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
He went, oh ho mo.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Mom almost wiped out an entire row of six graders.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Careful there.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Those are ticket buyers, mistress spot.
Speaker 16 (22:52):
But they walk around and they spend hours, hours building
their uniforms. And the guy's walking around, you know. And
this guy that we called him deep dish Chin because
he had like, you know, you couldn't he had a
bookmark to find his mouth dance. And I'm a big boy,
but this is a big boy like Pizza of the Hut,
big corn fed mule walking around. He's got that gap
(23:13):
between the bottom of his uniform tunic and the top
of his sands of belt pants. Walk around with a camera.
Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
And then you got these women that you know might
might be hot.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Did anybody dress up like the green girl that dance for?
Speaker 16 (23:31):
And cling on women? Cling on women are clean on
women have been to every planet you can think of.
They walk around in their house dresses and dressed like Klingons.
They just got that big chocolate turtle.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
And where are we going later?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You that might be fun.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Let's not.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Let's not want to take judge these losers. Let's get
up there. I'm take my shirt off and go his Chewbacca.
Look he's got made the force be w a shamed
in his back. All right, let's see what we got here.
Most homes have one of these in them, but Mike
Tyson's house has seven.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
What is a necklace of human ears?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm a good yet, what do y'all think? One hundred
big show? You're told? Free lion, we'll start calling on good.
We get a win, and let's do it right now.
(24:53):
Gome on in to make shows on.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Already right out the bottom and.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yes, live because of my red John.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
I know man who actually has a lot in common
with a certain Star Wars character. In high school, he
also had the nickname Chewie he's John Bard.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got that in Home Economics and the luncheon Room. Hello
Jim from Anderson, South Carolina. How are you this morning?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I'm all right, but it's Jeff.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, I'm sorry, Jeff. Well, I'm never really sorry. Jackie
should be sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I feel like officer press.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Now one, all right, okay, Jeff collar, Well, welcome here, buddy, Yeah,
all right, well Jeff, let's see here, buddy, my question
right here next to my heart, heart heart. Most homes
have one of these in them, but Mike Tyson's house
has seven of them, and this is where yes, okayeah,
(25:59):
well stuper now stupid now so one stupid while to go.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Hey, y'all don't need any help.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm gonna be no.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We we got that apartment on field up here, full
up here somewhere else. How well, I was gonna play
championship belts, championship work on the championship. Yeah, you know
I do. It's it's Rob van dam though it's not mine.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
A lot of people buy him at yard sales.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I had Ring Flair's robe at my house work three
miles robes.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Did he leave it there after a sleepover or what?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
When I beat him racing, I beat him racing legends
card and then they had and he had to have
a sleep.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I hadn't heard that story.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, Jeff, let me tell you about it. Actually, then
when he got it back in Hank Hogan, remember he
cut it up in the ring and act like he
wiped himself with it.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
That that mone of course you know who took the
heat for that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Well anyway, So Jeff, what do you think man championship belts?
What about regular belts?
Speaker 17 (27:08):
Regular belt?
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Okay, regular belts?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Sucker?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
You don't see Alex Trebek suggesting answers the jeopardy, do
go with regular belts?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I'm supposed to say, what are regular belt?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, Jeff, try again, buddy?
Speaker 17 (27:29):
What are suspenders?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
No?
Speaker 18 (27:31):
You you can't in here now, just another contest by buddy.
We appreciate you suspensers. Because I'm around his bridges area.
Carol out of Rogersville, Tennessee, is up, Hello, Carol?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What you.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I was sort of laughing at the other guy's answer.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, not much better.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
What do you think can change my answer?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Whatever you think.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
But I don't know it yet.
Speaker 11 (28:01):
I was gonna say bedroom, but I think it might
be Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Show us kitchen.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
You are absolutely right, Carol, cause you know when Mike
gets hungry, you definitely want to give him something to
eat quick.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And these little potato chips look like thank you Mike
Tyson impersonation, Carol. Look at you baby winning that John
boy Billy. Perhaps we have been racing prize by Yeah.
You hold on there, baby, Thank you boy, You're welcome
you more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 17 (28:38):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man only. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
I am right.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
Divorced, and every morning I listen to your boy and
Billy on the Big Show when I wake up.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
You know, Man, go on and laugh and leave the
radio work. You got a boy in you got the
(29:40):
Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
By now we're going to show you a little behind
the scenes action when me and Billy was doing a
Catskin steerloader commercial with Ward Burden. We've had a lot
of request, but is yeah Ward the good boy.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Love that boy.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let's go ahead listen to this. Yeah, Ward, you have
your script there, yeah, buddy, all right, okay, all right,
let's go all, are we ready to jackueie rolling? Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar, right, sure? The Cat
NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd love to
drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 14 (30:08):
How about if you lead the driving up to me.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Hey, it's Ward Burden days on a five hundred winner.
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Well, there's folks at Carolina truckt want me to tell you.
Tell everybody that they're giving away a brand new Cat
skilled loader.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
What's the scoop on how I can win one?
Speaker 12 (30:23):
Ward?
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Just go to the website www. Dot Cat skied ser
cat stick loader dot com. They go see that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Over there, now, Guy, that's all one word dot com.
That's all right, that's all right. But where do you
want to pick up y again?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
I think we're going to go from the top, all right,
going from the top.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
Going from the top. I don't know. I'll get this, Okay.
Just go to the website www. Your Cat skierloader dot com.
Or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
That's Cat skid steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 14 (31:07):
Cats Cat skid steerloader, y'all don't really make fun of
him now.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
No, actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Are you sure you were from Geral?
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Hell no, that's why I just leave it at cat.
Y'all might want me to say my damn line and
y'all go back to work.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
That's good, ready, Just put him in.
Speaker 14 (31:45):
Cat skid all right?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
All right, cat skid steerloader all.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
One word, that's right.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
You can sign on, check out all the features and
the new different cat skid steer models and resting for
a chance to a new one one more time.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
I can't say it. I tried, I'll try to get
it right.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Way.
Speaker 14 (32:09):
Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerload and
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 14 (32:18):
I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for that?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I don't know as much as you and your.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Here we go, I hope we aren't on live. Just
go to the website www. Dot Cat skars Steers, Cat,
Cat scared steerloaded, cat gid deerloaded.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
All right?
Speaker 14 (32:43):
Are you ready? That's right? You can sign on and
check out all the features and the new cat skis cat.
I'm gonna have to stop waking up, surly, go working out.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
And go to speeches.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Y'all.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
Got a coffee or something. Maybe it was feed up
my voice a little bit of all right, here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell everybody
they're giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Say it a lot.
Speaker 14 (33:26):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, warn well,
thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink some
coffee so I.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Call fat college. Ain't time man.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Thanks w y'all.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Stay in touch with Cat skidd
Good more than everybody more Big show to come. Hang
where you are, yo? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is Nike and for all the four one one
you need on all things redneck. Just check out my
two favorite crackers, John bro and Bitley right here on
the Big Show. I listened to something else my own self,
but white boy Patrick Dunn broke off the knob in
the caddle a.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Patrick never mind, heets out, that's my.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Mama's I know.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
I know that well, ready to take it off.
Speaker 5 (01:11):
And don't you ever let us catch you doing that again.
Speaker 6 (01:18):
You had one, it's not that it doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't have one. I gave mine to you, so
you've been compy for mama.
Speaker 6 (01:23):
I had one too, and I thought i'd use mine.
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Okay, man, I.
Speaker 6 (01:30):
I swear I can't even feel good about stuff I accomplished.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I'm sorry, Thank you, red thank you very much.
Speaker 6 (01:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, yes, I inconvenient.
Speaker 7 (01:38):
That's right on.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
There was gonna be trouble. Look, he's not wearing the right.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Hat red ball cap to day. You know that's trouble.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I got on my red Oh Milwaukee, John Boyd and
Billy rock and Roll Racing Number four Eric Wilson hat.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
See you've changed up.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Came in third in Daytona third and Charlotte. He's he's
very aggressive. When I put this red hat on, it
makes me very aggressive. Uh huh.
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Now should we explain it exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
What we're talking about.
Speaker 8 (02:02):
See, you don't realize it, and you can call last month.
It took me two hours to do that.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah, oh man, I'm sorry. Thank you very much. I
really appreciate it, not just for this, for everything you
do for me and my family.
Speaker 6 (02:14):
He's going to reach out for me anything in.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
The red hat, Randy.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
It's at moments like that I feel your pain.
Speaker 9 (02:23):
Show's ben there for seventy five years, he's worn a
red hat.
Speaker 5 (02:27):
One day.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
I just have a bad feeling about this. All Right,
everything's gonna be all right. It's a new John Boy
changing up. You know how it resists change. It's all over.
Wait a minute, I'm gonna be bizarro John Boy. Whatever
John Boy would do, I will do the opposite.
Speaker 9 (02:44):
It's just like the Costanza episode where George was going
completely against his instincts and everything.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
No, everything's not about TV. This is about me.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Oh you see that's the opposite John Boys.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's working for me.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
It's a fast waistline.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
That's wasteland. Well he's not completely wasteline.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh so yeah, I like this.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
I'm as nervous as Randy.
Speaker 10 (03:12):
There.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Everything's all right, boys.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Jackie, you got to get in on this.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Jackie's paying attention that she's talking to her people.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They got her O little world going back there, and
I want to ease into that one. It's all about Hey, summer,
summer is gonna patch my my old pants up, remember
the ones I blew out? Yeah, yeah, don't worry, rand
I'm not gonna wear around you because Randy went out
and bought me a new pair. But those are gonna
(03:48):
be my beat shorts. I'm gonna have one pair of
shorts to wear at the Beat.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Good, so i'll get to see you wear them never.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
That's right. And I didn't ask you to do it either,
if you'll notice, because you've been doing so much for.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Me, this is not gonna go.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Actually, even I smelled death in the air.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
It's the red hat, red hat the yeah, I can
see it.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I prefer aggressiveness really to what.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
Aggressive angry? Aggressive angry.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's going to be here, Boys and girls, ain't it.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I don't guess you wouldn't do any good to beg
you to let us go now. And I've heard it.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh no, nobody knows. We got a big old prize package.
We had outbursts, we got legs up to do. All right, alright, alright,
he there, good morning. It's a big shoe on the radio.
It is May the seventeenth. It's like a three days
in history. Is we're gonna get our categories for this
Albert's game. We're getting ready to play May seventeenth, seventeen
(04:53):
ninety two, the New York Stock Exchange was established on
Wall Stream dig this exactly like on Wall Street. It
was kind of like off Wall Street, and the stockbrokers
would work underneath a button wood tree unless the weather
turn sour. Then they huddled inside a coffee house.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Right.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
There was a substitute teacher all the time. We're gonna
have a sockey change outside today.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
About the seventeen ninety two, so been around for a while, Yep, yep,
it was.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
On this date.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
In nineteen eighty eight, Pepsi became the first American company
to advertise on Soviet television. I did not know nineteen
eighty eight. So when did like the Soviet Union like dissolve.
I don't guess.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
PEPSI long after that. Pepsi's pretty much well I finished
him off. Yes, and this is.
Speaker 9 (05:49):
Before we deployed Britney spears. Imagine how quickly we went
crumbled under those circums.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
All right, And finally on this date in nineteen ninety two,
orchestra leader Lawrence Well died in Santa Monica, California, at
the age of eighty nine. Lawrence Well in nineteen ninety two,
did you all have to watch it with you with
your folks on Saturday night?
Speaker 9 (06:11):
Great grandmother loved it and you go to visit her.
She always had Lawrence walkaw that's always Bobby and Sissy
and they did a medley of songs from World War
Eye and all this.
Speaker 8 (06:23):
There were certain old people in my family when I
was like seven, eight, nine, ten years old who always,
just like he's saying, always had Lawrence.
Speaker 6 (06:30):
Oh yeah, this was before VCRs. Yeah. I don't know
how they did it. Every time you go to their house.
Speaker 11 (06:36):
Yeah ah, Now was that pop champagne corker, mister bubble
Because I remember Lawrence had the first bubble machine.
Speaker 9 (06:53):
But also liked the champagne a lot, but yeah, not
many people know that part.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Now nothing this thing a scream fund.
Speaker 12 (07:01):
Oh yeah, get on the couch.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Grandparents would like to get to the lawrens well.
Speaker 8 (07:07):
And you tolerate it because you knew the wonderful World
of Disney was coming up.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Next now and Sissy and Bobby was Sissy the guy?
Speaker 5 (07:14):
No, no, no, that was the girl. Okay, all right,
was back in the sixties.
Speaker 9 (07:18):
Watching it with and that would always bring some cool
guy to sing the contemporary music. And by cool guy,
I mean a guy under the age of.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Fifty and now not that rock and roll. Here's a
guy to me? Did today?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
What that's that? We're getting our three categories. Let's do it.
Call him and I we'll play with you. Good morning
(08:10):
to big shows own you are already and I'll know you.
Speaker 13 (08:13):
Four rappers. Let's play uppers. It's the game that anyone
can win. John Boy and Billy to give the prizes
from the big prize being let's go, he contested number one.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 13 (08:35):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Love a big shots let's say, hey, the Jeff at
a cage City, Kentucky shots job. How you doing this morning?
Speaker 7 (08:58):
Jeff? All right, say all that boy Bill, Pillows, raidy
and glad.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I look at words pillars. I'm saying, Oh, fat racing
fat boy. You sitting for pillars. Oh man, I like
this idea. I don't think pillars don't like very much.
You threw his name where the other before?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Twin?
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I say something to start out? Will Oh yeah, yeah,
go ahead.
Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yes, sir, I'd like to say, uh, I love my
wonderful wife Stacey.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
We just got married. All man, Well, no, wonder you
still love her? I had that. She's standing right there,
just begging. Well, congratulations, you're crazy kids. Thank you. I
just hope if you just me half as happy as
you imagines.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
I've been in mind and oh I think you will be.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
It means I'm twice as happy as you are, which
you means you're in big trouble.
Speaker 14 (09:58):
Oh lord, I got.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I got a pretty good dame idea.
Speaker 6 (10:05):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'll tell you what, man, I.
Speaker 13 (10:10):
Know that.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh Jeff, well, uh, here go. You're steal in that
mood when you're trying to impress you bride.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
So that's all.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (10:17):
I have to be winter.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
This big old prize package it all.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Right, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Here we go, Jeff. I need three kinds of trees
ready go?
Speaker 12 (10:27):
Uhh, pat and all right, good work, he's smart, all right, Jeff.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Three soft drinks ready go?
Speaker 14 (10:41):
Empty coat not a favorite.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
He did it again, all right for the wind. Three
dead people ready to go.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
My grandfather or grandmother, my father.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Okay, you handle them, baby. I want you right now,
come here.
Speaker 14 (11:05):
I love YouTube Jack, I.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Tell you, Jeff. But that was Billy, So Jeff, we
love you, little buddon family. Parent came said you kentuck
you buddy.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
All right, man, thank you al very much.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
All right, Jeff, you hold on, Jack can take care
of here. Good morning, everybody. The big show is right
here on the radio. Saves me praised, You're lifted. The
two fine lads, two boys dedicated to put smile on
your face and.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
A song in your heart as long as you boll
you their bloody grilling sauces John Boy and Billy on
the big show face and begora.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Hey man, let's see what's happening. Everything going on with
you today?
Speaker 5 (12:33):
You just got to re pumpt about it.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Oh, let's see, Randy gives me worth mentioning today on
special days to day is a National Stress Awareness Day.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
Oh no, so it's a day to care but not
necessarily doing anything about it.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Right, Yeah, you might want to you know, update, Why
are you in that computer?
Speaker 6 (12:56):
Men are orbiting the Earth?
Speaker 5 (12:57):
International television has been developed.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Oh well to both of you, may I say.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
That's not Randy's fault.
Speaker 6 (13:07):
You'll have to talk to Congress about this one.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
He didn't create it, he just reported.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I agree with John Blacks.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
We need more.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Holiday's the only fall on the weekend. But they you
gotta float the whole thing. You gotta float it. See
these aren't good Sad Husband Appreciation Day on Saturday. Yeah,
National Auctioneers today, Well that might work. First auction on
this day, eighteen sixty four Native American Heritage Day. Hey me, man,
(13:41):
I got some Native American in my blood. Him, I'm
wasting my haird would you losers? White trash?
Speaker 9 (13:48):
Oh, he's shut a port, which reminds me. It's National
Stress Awareness Day.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Today's Rekindle your Romantic Self Day. That's about the way
he's been going lately. Good morning to make show is
(14:30):
on the radio. Yeah, let's contact one of our buds
telephonically here. Warren Burton's got something going. Let me see
I understand he's got a message for so.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
Yeah, Yo, yo, yo, what up y'all? Sprang is sprung?
Everything's look good. Watch out for them West Niles Mosquitoes.
You reach the ad talk line at South Boston, Virginia's
hottest new hangout, wild Ward's Cutter Look Corner, home of
(15:02):
the daily lunch special well famous celebrity theme on trade
like the Big Bill Davis Well Famous South Boston butt Clatter.
So y'all know, every now and then when we buy
some of this stuff, we use a different cutter. So
sometimes when you order the butt Clatter, it'll be just
a little bit more. Now, we try like hell to
(15:24):
keep your regular price. Nine time out of ten, there'll
be the price on the menu. Check with your rachels
when you come in on that. And let me just say,
we've been having all kinds of folk calling here, playing
on the telephone. Now, look y'all, we ain't got know
what you call secretary on the staff here, So when
you call the corner, we got to pull somebody out
(15:45):
their regular job to pick up and talk to y'all.
And that's just that ain't right. It's pelt insanity. It's
a tragedy of what it is. See, if you got
some kind of problem with the telephone, you want to
call somebody, don't call the caterpillar corner a sheriff to park.
If you send us the suicide hotline, the home shopping club,
(16:05):
you know, somebody get paid to listen to you because
we ain't got time to deal with your little bull.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
See.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
All that does is it takes time away from our
regular customers and the people that's acting up to Park.
And sometimes people say, what kind of where you sell
such a big ass burger for such a minimal price? Well,
let's just say get a good price when we buy them,
and then we mark them up just a little bit.
(16:31):
You know, we like to make a little money. That's
the name of the game. So come on down this weekend.
We're gonna be here and you can catch all the
excitement of NASCAR racing on the world's smallest big screen TV.
It's off the easy foreshees of y'all. So don't eat
a plum like little Jack Horner. Come on down to
the caterpillar corner dead smacking the heart of South Boston, Virginia.
(16:56):
Peace out, Wear it to you, Mama neck.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
This makes show on the radio. John Bop Benner and Tyler.
Speaker 15 (17:06):
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, pal, you
are listening to throw of the funniest guys on the
radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge, John
Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Are they funny? Are they funny?
Speaker 7 (17:25):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Hello, good morning everybody, the Big Show. It's on the radio.
(18:03):
It's Friday morning. Gum it up, kind of brand new
John mo'billy playhouse gonna be played. We're gonna have to
get on our buddy Ward Burton when we did that commercial.
We've had a lot of requests to play, play to
get out and thanks for that verse. Any sponsors listen.
I know a sponsored time and stuff here in racing,
but I'll.
Speaker 10 (18:19):
Do it cheat well.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
A lot of big old.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Redneck looking guy. I got a show on the radio.
I really want to be a race car driver, but
I'm running kind of low on dose. I need a
fear coo baby, I need a sponsor with.
Speaker 4 (18:49):
A lot of cash.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
I need a fear cole Baby, I promise I won't crash.
I love you, I mean it, got money, I need it?
Good Gushamidy? You know how ba how Bro? I got alone?
(19:11):
What if you want to sell bleach your eternal wax?
Let me tell you I'm your guy. I can do
some appearances at the racetrack. I won't cost much to bay.
I need a beer cobab Man. You need a sponsor
with a lot of dope. I need to fear Kababyn.
My budget's running low. I love it, I mean it.
(19:32):
I'll drive it, I'll clean it. Good Gushamidy, you know
how bro. It cost a lot of money to go race?
Get up the stay? Did I mention? I'm also an
excellent trumpet player my first chair at Graham High School.
Jazz man, I play the sponsors win this barn, mister Bundy,
(19:55):
let me checking out what a second?
Speaker 7 (20:05):
My favorite mark?
Speaker 12 (20:16):
I'm hot.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Where the big old heat hall looking?
Speaker 3 (20:23):
God, oh boy, somebody buy me a real race car.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
I put you in the Hall of fame. I need
to be a baby. I need a sponser with a
lot of cash. I need to be a cobaby. I
promise I won't crash.
Speaker 7 (20:40):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
I mean it, shot money, I need this good Gosha Moody.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
You know I'm bron.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
I love you, I mean it. I'm driving. I'll clean
it good gosh you mighty.
Speaker 7 (21:03):
You know how.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm bah Bro now got a big shoulder radio. So
(21:24):
a lot of Star Wars people, a lot of people
dressed up like the Star Wars care.
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I've ever been to a sci fi convention. Let me
tell you something.
Speaker 16 (21:30):
I love old monster movies, the old universal horror films,
and so whenever there's a convention, I'll go uh huh,
And it's always muddied up and stunk up by the
damn Star Wars and Star Trek people. They come waddling
in there, guys you know, would never make Starfleet. Cut yeah,
would never make Starfleet.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Guys, big dowey guys like I used to see at
the end of the first Star Wars movie.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
That's the guy. Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 16 (22:00):
What?
Speaker 13 (22:01):
What?
Speaker 4 (22:02):
And the people that dress are all right?
Speaker 1 (22:04):
The people that dress so oh hell?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Do you think you're impressing?
Speaker 10 (22:09):
You know what?
Speaker 16 (22:09):
You're just painting a big bullseye on your back for
guys like me that walk up and grab your stormtrooper's
helmet and turn it sideways and then push you.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Ow see a storm trooper.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
The best one I ever saw was the premiere of
the Last movie. There was a theater here in town
that had this big thing, and we took the kids
out to see it. And it was like they had
these guys coming in in costume in parachutes, you know,
those those steerable parachutes. One guy came in a little
bit too hot, and he gets about thirty feet off
the grind and.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
He went, oh ho mo.
Speaker 9 (22:42):
Mom almost wiped out an entire row of six graders.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Careful there.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
Those are ticket buyers, mistress spot.
Speaker 16 (22:52):
But they walk around and they spend hours, hours building
their uniforms. And the guy's walking around, you know. And
this guy that we called him deep dish Chin because
he had like, you know, you couldn't he had a
bookmark to find his mouth dance. And I'm a big boy,
but this is a big boy like Pizza of the Hut,
big corn fed mule walking around. He's got that gap
(23:13):
between the bottom of his uniform tunic and the top
of his sands of belt pants. Walk around with a camera.
Can I take a picture of you?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
And then you got these women that you know might
might be hot.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
Did anybody dress up like the green girl that dance for?
Speaker 16 (23:31):
And cling on women? Cling on women are clean on
women have been to every planet you can think of.
They walk around in their house dresses and dressed like Klingons.
They just got that big chocolate turtle.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
And where are we going later?
Speaker 10 (23:52):
Man?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
You that might be fun.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Let's not.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Let's not want to take judge these losers. Let's get
up there. I'm take my shirt off and go his Chewbacca.
Look he's got made the force be w a shamed
in his back. All right, let's see what we got here.
Most homes have one of these in them, but Mike
Tyson's house has seven.
Speaker 5 (24:16):
What is a necklace of human ears?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
I'm a good yet, what do y'all think? One hundred
big show? You're told? Free lion, we'll start calling on good.
We get a win, and let's do it right now.
(24:53):
Gome on in to make shows on.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Already right out the bottom and.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Yes, live because of my red John.
Speaker 9 (25:05):
I know man who actually has a lot in common
with a certain Star Wars character. In high school, he
also had the nickname Chewie he's John Bard.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Got that in Home Economics and the luncheon Room. Hello
Jim from Anderson, South Carolina. How are you this morning?
Speaker 6 (25:26):
I'm all right, but it's Jeff.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Oh, I'm sorry, Jeff. Well, I'm never really sorry. Jackie
should be sorry.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
I feel like officer press.
Speaker 7 (25:32):
Let me.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Now one, all right, okay, Jeff collar, Well, welcome here, buddy, Yeah,
all right, well Jeff, let's see here, buddy, my question
right here next to my heart, heart heart. Most homes
have one of these in them, but Mike Tyson's house
has seven of them, and this is where yes, okayeah,
(25:59):
well stuper now stupid now so one stupid while to go.
Speaker 10 (26:04):
Hey, y'all don't need any help.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
I'm gonna be no.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We we got that apartment on field up here, full
up here somewhere else. How well, I was gonna play
championship belts, championship work on the championship. Yeah, you know
I do. It's it's Rob van dam though it's not mine.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
A lot of people buy him at yard sales.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
I had Ring Flair's robe at my house work three
miles robes.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Did he leave it there after a sleepover or what?
Speaker 10 (26:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
When I beat him racing, I beat him racing legends
card and then they had and he had to have
a sleep.
Speaker 4 (26:44):
I hadn't heard that story.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Yeah, Jeff, let me tell you about it. Actually, then
when he got it back in Hank Hogan, remember he
cut it up in the ring and act like he
wiped himself with it.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
That that mone of course you know who took the
heat for that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Well anyway, So Jeff, what do you think man championship belts?
What about regular belts?
Speaker 17 (27:08):
Regular belt?
Speaker 6 (27:09):
Okay, regular belts?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Sucker?
Speaker 9 (27:16):
You don't see Alex Trebek suggesting answers the jeopardy, do
go with regular belts?
Speaker 6 (27:23):
I'm supposed to say, what are regular belt?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
All right, Jeff, try again, buddy?
Speaker 17 (27:29):
What are suspenders?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
No?
Speaker 18 (27:31):
You you can't in here now, just another contest by buddy.
We appreciate you suspensers. Because I'm around his bridges area.
Carol out of Rogersville, Tennessee, is up, Hello, Carol?
Speaker 1 (27:46):
What you.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Well?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I was sort of laughing at the other guy's answer.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, not much better.
Speaker 14 (27:55):
What do you think can change my answer?
Speaker 13 (27:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Whatever you think.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
But I don't know it yet.
Speaker 11 (28:01):
I was gonna say bedroom, but I think it might
be Kitchen.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
Show us kitchen.
Speaker 9 (28:07):
You are absolutely right, Carol, cause you know when Mike
gets hungry, you definitely want to give him something to
eat quick.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
And these little potato chips look like thank you Mike
Tyson impersonation, Carol. Look at you baby winning that John
boy Billy. Perhaps we have been racing prize by Yeah.
You hold on there, baby, Thank you boy, You're welcome
you more than everybody. The Big Show is on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 17 (28:38):
Hey, hey listener, my name is Man only. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 12 (28:50):
I am right.
Speaker 16 (28:51):
Divorced, and every morning I listen to your boy and
Billy on the Big Show when I wake up.
Speaker 10 (28:59):
You know, Man, go on and laugh and leave the
radio work. You got a boy in you got the
(29:40):
Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
By now we're going to show you a little behind
the scenes action when me and Billy was doing a
Catskin steerloader commercial with Ward Burden. We've had a lot
of request, but is yeah Ward the good boy.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
Love that boy.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Let's go ahead listen to this. Yeah, Ward, you have
your script there, yeah, buddy, all right, okay, all right,
let's go all, are we ready to jackueie rolling? Okay,
here we go.
Speaker 9 (30:02):
Hey, Billy, you know about Caterpillar, right, sure? The Cat
NASCAR team won the Daytona five hundred. I'd love to
drive that car to work one day.
Speaker 14 (30:08):
How about if you lead the driving up to me.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Hey, it's Ward Burden days on a five hundred winner.
What brings you out of the cat race car?
Speaker 14 (30:14):
Well, there's folks at Carolina truckt want me to tell you.
Tell everybody that they're giving away a brand new Cat
skilled loader.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
What's the scoop on how I can win one?
Speaker 12 (30:23):
Ward?
Speaker 14 (30:23):
Just go to the website www. Dot Cat skied ser
cat stick loader dot com. They go see that guy.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Over there, now, Guy, that's all one word dot com.
That's all right, that's all right. But where do you
want to pick up y again?
Speaker 6 (30:49):
I think we're going to go from the top, all right,
going from the top.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
Going from the top. I don't know. I'll get this, Okay.
Just go to the website www. Your Cat skierloader dot com.
Or head over to the Carolina Dealer.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
That's Cat skid steerloader. It's all one word, right.
Speaker 14 (31:07):
Cats Cat skid steerloader, y'all don't really make fun of
him now.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
No, actually that was just my next line.
Speaker 6 (31:23):
Are you sure you were from Geral?
Speaker 14 (31:25):
Hell no, that's why I just leave it at cat.
Y'all might want me to say my damn line and
y'all go back to work.
Speaker 4 (31:39):
That's good, ready, Just put him in.
Speaker 14 (31:45):
Cat skid all right?
Speaker 5 (31:47):
All right, cat skid steerloader all.
Speaker 7 (31:50):
One word, that's right.
Speaker 14 (31:52):
You can sign on, check out all the features and
the new different cat skid steer models and resting for
a chance to a new one one more time.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's cat skid steerload.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
I can't say it. I tried, I'll try to get
it right.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
Way.
Speaker 14 (32:09):
Who's doing this recording?
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Just just just just say that cat skid steerload and
Randy can put it in.
Speaker 14 (32:18):
I'm trying. How much y'all getting paid for that?
Speaker 1 (32:23):
I don't know as much as you and your.
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Here we go, I hope we aren't on live. Just
go to the website www. Dot Cat skars Steers, Cat,
Cat scared steerloaded, cat gid deerloaded.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
All right?
Speaker 14 (32:43):
Are you ready? That's right? You can sign on and
check out all the features and the new cat skis cat.
I'm gonna have to stop waking up, surly, go working out.
Speaker 7 (32:53):
And go to speeches.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Sounds like you've been hanging out with.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Y'all.
Speaker 14 (33:01):
Got a coffee or something. Maybe it was feed up
my voice a little bit of all right, here we go. Well,
the folks at Carolina Tractor want me to tell everybody
they're giving away a brand new cat skid steer loader.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
I knew you could do it, and now you're saying
it perfect every time.
Speaker 4 (33:22):
Say it a lot.
Speaker 14 (33:26):
You see why I got sent to military schools and
summer schools and all kind of stuff. Thank you, warn well,
thank y'all so much. And I'll try to drink some
coffee so I.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Call fat college. Ain't time man.
Speaker 7 (33:39):
Thanks w y'all.
Speaker 14 (33:40):
Stay in touch with Cat skidd
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