June 14, 2024 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday! - JD’s and Tacky Jackie’s go all out for Father’s Day.. - John Boy & Jackie make an attempt at singing “Dooley”.. - We’re heading to the Old West for a new Playhouse entitled, “The Hold Up”.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells us about growing up with a Dad that is also the Coach for the Football Team.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a Playhouse entitled, “That’s My Dad”…
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
News weathers mart.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hey, yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La
Black when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques
Danielle Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off
my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of
wife and he is on Lizbeth.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Woe, there's funny I Gary.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
On Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Got to do to up and out. Um made it
to another Friday, boys and girls. It is Friday, June fourteenth,
heading the Father's Day weekend. Up, dads, let's have one
day carved out of this year. What we'll move all
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the other women's days. We'll get back to y'all on Monday, all.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Right, But as first Sunday goes, will y'all please just
leave us the hell along.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
Yes, this is what I'm gonna wear all day.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Guys. We're head in here. Let's see, boy, we got
a bunch of national days lined up on this June fourteenth,
all right, y'all yell out what you do to celebrate. Okay, First,
it's the United States Army celebrate it's creation in seventeen
seventy five. It's National Flag Day. Yay yea flag, Yay flag,
(02:13):
all right, yay flag, so proud. I don't have to
say it. Say I'm saving time a right. National Cucumber Day?
Do we have a yay q com Cucumber Cucomer Day?
National Movie Night here on Friday night? Okay? Uh dat
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been telling us what's good at the theaters? If y'all
been paying attention to TA entertainment. Yeay flag. National New
Mexico Day, the forty seventh state to join the Union. Yeah,
big show broadcasting in New Mexico and quite a few
years now. Appreciate y'all getting us down there and then
(03:00):
on and up. National Bourbon Day.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Oh, I celebrate with you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
National Strawberry short Cake Day.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Did you don't make any strawberry shortcakes that we got
from Springs Farm? My buddy Ron brought them up strawberries.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
We mostly made murgeritas, So.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Just drink you.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Doodles wasn't a wisard.
Speaker 11 (03:26):
It was a mixer for him and we.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Liquored up, cut each other's hair and do each other's nails.
It's it's a big name.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Of our grandfather. No wonder you want to be left alone?
Speaker 12 (03:42):
There go.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We got three days and this are saved up. That'll
be the categories for Outbirds got their first prize, back
out and winning beginning. We're awake, Big Joe's on the radio.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. First prize pack today,
Red Max prize package. You know to make the best
trimmers and blowers and commercials. Zero Turn Moors got a
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two year unlimited hour warning Kawasaki Engines heavy duty fabricated
deck mode like a pro with Redmax. Click on the
bandon when hit the Big Show dot Com listen up
right here. Got three dates in history where we'll get
our three categories for.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
You to win.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
June fourteenth, it was twenty nineteen. Columbia Records released Bruce
Springsteen's nineteenth studio album titled Western Stars. Had Little Bud
Down the Beach, Lean down the Beach. Loved that album.
It was crazy Springsteen. It was like like a Western movie.
You were you were listening to, Oh yeah, man, real
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great album. Yeah, Western Stars all right. Twenty twenty one,
Cristiano Ronaldo removed his sponsors merchandise Coke Bottles from his
press table at the European Championships, prompting Coca Cola's share
price to drop four bi million dollars. Mad, Did I
(05:04):
do that? You remove the coke bottles?
Speaker 13 (05:07):
Mad?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know, soccer is very popular around the world. They'll
follow them. They'll follow a player four billion. It was
just a player. It's not like he was dressed out
like a little old boy trying to be a girl.
But bud Light, you know, messed up. They just moved
the bottles.
Speaker 11 (05:24):
All right, If it's just clearing the space.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's one year. Finally, in twenty two, Denmark and Canada
agreed to split the Arctic Hans Island, ending their fifty
year Whiskey War, where each country laid claim by buying
whiskey on the island.
Speaker 14 (05:46):
Right, I had them, idea, that's fine, I want four
one hundred thousand bottles.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Mad, All right, Well there you go. It's like about
Whiskey Day and one eight hundred big show. You told
free line we play out birds Neck. Good morning. That's
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a big show on the radio for your Friday morning. Yeah,
we got I know what happened about Friday. Today's feature
track for The Big Show bet Box is a playhouse
entitled that's my Dad trick key words my Dad, look
it out the bed Box, happen the Bigshow.
Speaker 15 (06:46):
Dot com.
Speaker 16 (06:50):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys, give you pleasure from the big prize. Be
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 17 (07:05):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing outpers Have them urry up and guess time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Let's say, hey Josh from Williamston, North Carolina.
Speaker 17 (07:24):
We shots.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Fly, Hey Josh, good morning Jason, your house, Jackie, Jason.
Are you from Williams to North Carolina? Yes, sir, all right,
good man. Now now on the coast Eastern Carolina. I
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got enough josh Is down there anyway. I got Big Josh,
Little Josh and medium Josh.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
So you well, I know a lot of josh Is
down here too.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's up. All right, Well, Jason, glad you made it
in here. Buddy. Let's get you through these three categories
and you claim that prize pack. All right, I got
you in five seconds three. Bruce Springsteen songs.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Ready Pink Pink Cadillac, Pink Cadillac. Born in the USA
and born to rug.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, three four, I'll let you get going there,
all right now, Jays. Three soda pops are soft drinks ready.
Speaker 18 (08:29):
Go, co Cola, Pepsi and Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Ma'am man, did we cover that about? Tell us? We
don't know that.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
It made national news real correctly.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't you know what we're talking about is doctor
Pepper is now the number two selling soft drink in America,
knocked Pepsi down the number three, yep, behind coch I
did not know that, all right. We keep up with
stuff like that, so you don't have to. That's right, Ah,
Jason for the win. Three brands of whiskey, ready to.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Go, Jack Daniels, Crown Royal, and jim Bean.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
There you are winning, Jason. You hang on, buddy. Jackie
will hook you up with a big old red back
prize pack. I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 19 (09:18):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Have a great day, you too, my boy? Why a
many hours top of your news right on the other side,
call off, happy boys with your little chillings. Good Friday
(10:10):
morning Big show is on the radio. Well, I guess
most of the schools about out. I know in Charlotte,
well we are here and John Bone Billy World Headquarters Charlotte,
North Carolina school has been out, been having graduations all
week long. That's amazing. The traffic even like on the
Interstates US driving uptown. Just school being out, it's so
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much easier. What are they doing, don't they do?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
It's very popular.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Vacations are starting now as well. Since they're out, that's
where the workforce is going taking their vacations. All right,
and uh you kids your yells.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
My nephew.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
My nephew asked me that.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
He said, uh, are you are you at work?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You have to work tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
I'm like, yeah, he goes, they don't give you the
summer off.
Speaker 19 (10:59):
So wrong.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Well, there are those who look at our vacation schedule
and might argue.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
With you, But come on, we've been on the job
forty and we do get tickled about Fridays. We are
happy boys.
Speaker 20 (11:24):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my we bubbabbah.
Speaker 21 (11:31):
Ima have to be boy, Ima hap to be boys?
Speaker 20 (11:35):
Oh we did good?
Speaker 9 (11:36):
When things are going here, we hey, hey, my little.
Speaker 22 (11:40):
Box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 20 (11:41):
Bubble hubbabubb, but it's gotten in a box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 21 (11:45):
Ubb. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Oh, I'm happy to be boy.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Oh good?
Speaker 22 (11:51):
When things are going here? We hey, oh for god,
all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 20 (12:12):
Ubb.
Speaker 22 (12:14):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh because
I might have to beat boy. I don't have beat boy.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Oh wait, did good? When things are going your way? Hey,
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good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's a big show on the radio. One of the
other boy needs before we get into summer. Tele to
at the end on spring.
Speaker 14 (13:05):
Any friends, I know it's been a while, but we's
back and still open for business. And I know what
you're thinking. Old j D's cut he's advertising budget due
to these hard economic times. And the last thing you
want to do is keep you name out of the
spotlight and make folks forget about you. No cirtain, dude,
I just ain't have the money due to the rising
costs of semi professional lap dances.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
As right, friends, Old.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
JD is packing right here at JD's twenty four hour
drive through patagon Io parts, pharmaceutical, adult gift bait, and tackle,
discount cigarette Alan. We've been making more cuts than a
season director during a Nick Naughty movie.
Speaker 15 (13:34):
They're gonna put me in jail. They're gonna put me
in jail.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
And what's better, we passed the minute portion of the
savings onto you. And unless you've been living with a
fat girl in a single lad with no TV and radio,
you first know that it's been the worst years for
individual prosperities since that fella what come.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Up with new Coke when I was a little feller.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
So, friends, if you want to save it is we
can stretch you dollar further than a pair of Oprah
Winfrey's panties from nineteen eighty four. And now those the
knights are starting to heat up here in South. How
about a fourteen ninety nine cell and all the stuff
we got to stimulate your package with the efficiency of
a steady dot of.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
Being of sausages and Raymond noodles.
Speaker 14 (14:07):
We got Moonshine, dirty Bucks, all changes, back braces, dynamite rats,
shot Tuptop's basoline, tackle boxes, off brand full flavor cigarettes,
and a complete selection of artificial smallmouth doors designed by
Howard the Town Drunk made out of old aluminum liquor
bottle cats and guarantee that pulling a buttload or your
money back and friends stopped by any JD's location starting
May the first, with your old lady that JD's drive in.
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That's right, friends, choose from movie classics with high fidelity
am sound straight to them crappy speakers, and you pick
ups radios that just beyond the door of what that
dirty girl comes out of smoking in the bandit uncensored
and convoy with that gearty feller what used to sing
in the early eighties.
Speaker 23 (14:44):
By the time we got into Tulsa town, we had
eighty five trucks in all. But there's a road blocked
up on the clover leaf and them bears with wall
to wall and friends.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
JD's is still looking for business in ninety four locations
in thirty seven states, with the accession of Massachusetts where
they're marrying all them mud bunnies and whatnot. We got intolerated,
and you know that's right right here at JD's twenty
four hour drive through Bonneglato Parts Pharmaceutical don't give.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
A bacon tackle discount.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Cigarette All income is at our new location in Bow Legs, Oklahoma,
just off Highway to seventy next to Big Owl's Horse
Tack and Dead Chicken pet Cemetery. Good today, jayds JD's
why the Southern Boys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news. Wedtheringsports.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lunder man fent leaving this sword.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And then like in poetrygo dot dot, you know, kind
of host set up.
Speaker 24 (16:00):
Leaving a soul hot in the waters of the Medulla
Oblonga with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show,
like that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Good more than it's a big je on the radio.
Albuty tired y on with another Dad song.
Speaker 19 (16:56):
Don't make me go in there because I was just
passing by. Well, I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 25 (17:11):
Because I know if I take just one with I'll die,
because Daddy's been in here.
Speaker 19 (17:25):
He took the paper along and he's been in there
four hours. Then for a while, Mama and I was
sure that something was wrong.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
But he said he was reading.
Speaker 19 (17:48):
But I think something's amiss, because if my dad was
just reading, then.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How in the hell could our bathroom ever smell like this? Daddy,
Please don't go, Daddy, Please don't go.
Speaker 13 (18:17):
Daddy, before you go into your trance, give the rest
of the family a chance to get in there before.
Speaker 19 (18:30):
Anti go, because now the wallpapers, feeling.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The fumes are out in the hall. They just bounced
off of the feeling.
Speaker 19 (18:48):
And flew up my nose and just flattened me against
the wall, sing along if you know it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Daddy, Please don't go, Daddy, Please, Daddy, before you go
into your trance.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Get the rest of the family a chance to go
before you go, Daddy, Please.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Don't fire enough go. Good morning, I got the big
show on the radio. Hang on, Tacky Jackie, big deal
about Father's Day, the second big sale in one week.
Speaker 16 (19:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Ready, we figured you had too much time on your
hands over Uh huh, well, hang on, see what has
been doing. First, let me tell you about what you
can win when we play John boyd Jeopardy in minutes.
It's amount olive pickles. Prize pack includes Mam, i'l have
had t shirt and a three bag of pickle juicers.
It's the number one pickle brand in the US, making
great product since nineteen fifty six. At the corner of
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Cucumber and vine, you put on the product. Thank you
one product there. I was thinking I'd have to fix that.
In post clig on the lague when you're at the
Big Show dot com, we'll play for ten minutes running
out check it out.
Speaker 26 (20:26):
Howdy duty do friends and neighbors, Your old pal Bretford
here with a super duper ultra special fantastically fantastic. Major announcement,
Tacky Jackie's Close for Hose is changing its name.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
For one weekend only in out of Father's Day.
Speaker 26 (20:46):
We're changing our name to Tacky Jackiees Duds for Studs
doo long Father's Day has been the redheaded step child
to Mother's Day. Put Tacky Jackie put her orthopedic heel
down and said, oh hell no, tell me Sunshine. Does
Poppy dress a little sloppy? Are there creases in his
thighs but not in his slacks? Does the poor schmo
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have every tie you've ever bought him, but he doesn't
wear them because he uses them to hold the truck close,
but he's transporting that broken recliner to someone's front lawn
because he's too cheap to go to the dump. Is
that the vibe you're pimpin' player?
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Who else schmuck?
Speaker 26 (21:21):
You're in luck? Don't let summer be a bummer? Dress
dad like an up and comer, and you won't find
a better place to do it than Tacking Jackies does
for studs worried about pops wearing geene shorts and flip
clops to your wedding? Is he wearing camo to your
college graduation? Is it because all his dress clothes have
stains and splotches from the lapel to the crutches? Everybody
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gets Tacking Jackies has you covered. We just got a
shipping from timpso Town designer Harvey Weinstain lightweight, wrinkle resistant
and infused with teflon food slides right off.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Does it work and how we feel?
Speaker 26 (21:57):
Tested it on Rosie O'Donnell and if it cons the
tribulations of the trough on that heifer, those barbecue meat
bolls at the reception don't stand a.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
Chance and you can thank Tacky Jackie.
Speaker 26 (22:08):
Did your old man still wear those threadbare, Rick Flair
t shirts, Sandford and Sons tank tops, Catfish Hunter jerseys.
Tell your dad the eighties called they want their clothes back.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
What are you talking about, Willis?
Speaker 26 (22:19):
It's time to gamp up those threads with authentic Hahian
shirts from Magnum Boh three dozen tropical designs, all with
a built in anti embarrassment technology. When Pap is worn
the shirt too long, he'll receive nearly harmless electrical shocks
that will remind him it's time to wash a load.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Instead of being one.
Speaker 26 (22:41):
Is your painter familias a boxers or brief sky Tell
him it's time to change up what's holding his junk up?
Speaker 10 (22:46):
With a gift from Hong Kong Fong's pre stuffed thongs.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
John, Instead of looking.
Speaker 26 (22:53):
Like an anatomically correct Kendo, it'll look like he's packing.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I leave ladies jaws slacking, Oh, sexy lingerie. That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 26 (23:03):
And you'll only find it here at Tacky Jackies Duds
for Studs. Who is puff getting a little thin on top?
Has his du taking up twenty three skinoo? Does his
hair look like he was sutting himself in chernobyls circa
April nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I become everything I've ever hated.
Speaker 26 (23:24):
Help the guy regain his youthful appearance with a selection
of hip, hot, happening hair pieces from Swedish wigmaker Pappy
long Stockings. For a few shekels, your dad could have
the luxurious locks of stars like Ted Danson, Mister Bee,
Jared Leto and if he's in a midlife crisis, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
And it's all right here at Tacky Jackiees Ted, come hungry.
Speaker 26 (23:54):
The Barney Franksen Beans food truck will be there serving
their world famous six inch foot long Yes that's a joke.
Take the George Jefferson Parkway to Jimmy Walker's Turnpike.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Go back and to the left.
Speaker 26 (24:12):
On the grassy Old Boulevard, Well you know, take the
Will Smith celebrity throw away to the Jaden Smith dead
end cul de Sac. Look to the right and when
you see the Caitlin General personator whizzing in a milk
jug next to.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
His lemonade, stand.
Speaker 26 (24:25):
Hey, oh hey, look, hey, take a hard left, hit
the gas for ten seconds and then slam on the brakes.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Brother, because you've arrived.
Speaker 26 (24:37):
Remember when Father's Day is over tacky Jackie's Dutch fir
studs goes back to being tacky Jackie's clothes.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
For hose get an additional ten percent off when you
sing our theme song.
Speaker 27 (24:53):
Again.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
This is your old friend first burn saying I'll see
you there.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's lot going. Oh yes, let's played John Boy Jefrety.
Need a review yesterday's question in case you missed it.
On the average, women who have this physical characteristic earn
about twenty percent less than those who don't. And did
you hear the guests say before you got here?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Was it blonde hair?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No penis to look at her face?
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The correct answer is blonde hair? You blonde haired?
Speaker 16 (25:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, today's John Boyjepardy. This iconic TV Stars contract required
her female co star to wear unflattering outfits and not
lose weight so she would appear older and less attractive
than the show's star.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Who is Rosie o'donnald.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It wouldn't work even.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Caitlyn Jenner, You just buy yourself together?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Does open up the lines? One eight hundred big show
you told free line across America. We go to we
get a winter, We play John boyd chepen The next
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good Friday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box. There's
a playhouse entitled That's my Dad. There's for keywords my
dad hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Com in right now, let's play yeah live across America.
It's John Boy, Jepede ohow and now your host. His
contract once required his co stars dress and less flattering
outfit until we realized that wasn't possible.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
He's jumping boy.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Some can't pull it off. Let's say hey to Kenny
out of Saint Paul's, North Carolina. Good morning, Kenny coome
on John Boy, Hello buddy, a long time listen. Well,
I'll ragging alf Kenny Boy, will Kenny? You got the
first shot at John Boy jevity this fine Friday morning.
(27:45):
Let's put it back out there. This iconic TV stars
contract required her female co star to wear unflattering outfits
and not lose weight so she would appear older and
less attractive then a show star. Who could that be? Kenny?
I believe you say, Lucy Ball from I Love Lucy.
(28:15):
You are right, of course on f O merch right hold,
I've never heard that.
Speaker 28 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that somewhere.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I thought old Ricky. Oh, DESI was the mean one.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
DESI was really the creator of the sitcom.
Speaker 16 (28:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
About really gave a lot for television. I heard he
would hit on every female star. That said Barbara Eden
was like running from him. She was a good star.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Well, how would you have handled it?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I would have been like Barney and Andy and Floyd's barbershop.
When she got off the bus, looked at the wall. Hey,
well a good worn't for you? Kenny, you got the
big Yes?
Speaker 28 (29:06):
Hey, can I share something? I heard your tribute to
James Gregory the other day, and can I share a
memory about James Gregory and my dad? Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Please?
Speaker 28 (29:14):
Yeah, okay, so h a longtime listener. My dad found
out about James Gregory listening to John Boy and Billy
Show and we went to about seven or eight shows
of James Gregory and my dad developed Alzheimer's in his
later years. And the routine we'd go out for a
ride and one day I picked him up and he
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walks out of his house and you don't remember the
house he's in, And we get in the car and
ride through Saint Paul's and you don't remember the town
he lived in for eighty years. And we put in
the CD of James Gregory and the first joke James
Gregory told my dad finished the punchline. Oh, and I
just thought that was so neat that I shared it.
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I sent an email and I shared it with James
Gregory and they, Lenny and James both got back with
me and sent my dad memorabilia and autographed shirt and
had in CDs and all and said, hey, keep us
posted on your dad's situation and so and so I would.
We took a picture of my dad wearing it and
send it back. Well, then my dad passed and as
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a tribute, we wanted to go to a show because
that was my dad's favorite comedian comedian and he was
in Myrtle Beach, and James invited us to meet them backstage,
the family. But unfortunately that was when COVID had had
a resurgence and we didn't get We went to the show,
but we didn't get to go backstage. But that just
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shows you James Gregor was not only a great comedian,
he was a great person because he would contact us
about my dad.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
I know a lot of stories like that, especially with
military folks that James would pay tribute to personally.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Right, Yeah, awesome, Well, Kenny, thank you for sharing that
store man. That is awesome. Thank you so much.
Speaker 28 (31:00):
Okay, my dad was Mitchell and he loved James Gregor
and he loved y'all too. Thank y'all so much for everything.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Awesome, Kenny, thanks for sharing my boy. All right? Then
hang on with Jacket. Why am I an hour top
of your knew right on the other side? And then
the Father's Day. I want a present me singing duly
with Jacket's all I want? Good morning. Let's fix jenre
(32:00):
you all right? And gets the see of my favorites. Yeah,
the darlings. We're on Andy Grivers show talking about Andy
grive and you don't get my head. In real life
they're the Dillards in the Big Show studio. Jackie, help
me out, gonna sing Dooley headed boys all right, Joe,
Let's make sure I come in at the right place.
Speaker 21 (32:22):
I don't know what they can do about it.
Speaker 27 (32:26):
Oh yeah, that Dooley was good, old man. He little
belong up meill Dooley.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Had two daughters and a forty allen Still one guy
watched the bought her.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
You know they're watching the.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Spy and Mama cork the bottles. When old Dooley fetched
down my lee, slaving up to holler.
Speaker 29 (33:00):
Trying to make a dollar to live, Give us walk
my pay back some day.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The repenewers came for him, and slipping through.
Speaker 27 (33:26):
The woods, Dooy kept behind him all and never.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Lost his good dood.
Speaker 21 (33:32):
He was a trader, went into town.
Speaker 29 (33:35):
He come sugar by thele, shove my license byble tongue
to leave, slipping and holler to leave, trying to make
a dollar to live.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Give us walk my pay back some day.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
M Wow, wow, I remember very well today, dude.
Speaker 29 (34:10):
He died comem and fulklic sorry and man surd around
and cry now do lis on a.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Mountain he lies hair halt alone.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And put a jump beside him, and a barrel for
his tongue.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Lives living down the holler to live, trying to.
Speaker 29 (34:27):
Make a dollard link and ass when I pay.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You back some day? How do you want me?
Speaker 30 (34:39):
Now?
Speaker 10 (35:03):
I haven't told you we're friends with J. D.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Shall not chief for Poley lawngs.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
On our side.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Billy Now yeah, all, hey.
Speaker 18 (35:40):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
And not ready for drive time players ready as will
get lessack.
Speaker 31 (35:49):
Hello friends, you're old Pelp birt Burn here with another
Giblet tickling episode of John Bay and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Today's episode the hold up.
Speaker 31 (35:58):
As our story opens, a city slicker and his young
daughter are being robbed by a desperado in the Old West.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Now see here, young man, what is the meaning of this?
You must be new to the wild West. This is
called a hold up?
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh my, you're nothing but an outlaw.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Well, there's no such things as outlaws, really, mostly just gunslingers,
desperadoes and vermin.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Which one are you?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well, since you ask, I've always fancied myself a desperado.
I don't have the weasley features to be a vermin,
and I'm too lousy it was shot to be a
gun slinger.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
Well, we ain't got nothing worth stealing, so you can
just skid daddle.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You right about that. I rumm and stew that wagon.
You've got nothing worth stealings. Maybe the wagon and the horse.
They'll fetch a good price in deadwood.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
But that's all we got.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
We'll die out here.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
The Pony Express will be along shortly.
Speaker 31 (36:52):
Well, I must say you certainly live up to the
title of Desperado.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, I thank you. It's satisfying to be recognized my abilities.
You folks have a nice day. So many horses.
Speaker 31 (37:10):
Oh dear, oh my all is lost. My life savings
were hidden in that wagon. Your mother will kill me.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I just want to eat a.
Speaker 31 (37:20):
Lettuce sandwich on gluten bread and hide under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
Don't worry, daddy, here's the money.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Sweet fancy Moses, how did you do that?
Speaker 16 (37:32):
Well?
Speaker 11 (37:32):
When the desperader showed up, I had all that money
in my mouth. I got my big mouth from my mama.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Jimminy that swell?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh, I miss your mother.
Speaker 31 (37:43):
Why well, if your mother was here, we could have
saved the horse in the wagon too.
Speaker 24 (37:54):
And how.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Too
bad you didn't inherit her bosom. Two little buttons gonna
saved the day.
Speaker 31 (38:06):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the wacky Pony
Express drivers say.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 26 (38:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports button.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Mama, all I wanted to do.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Was have a let his sandwich on gluten bread, a
tall glass of buttermilk, and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
person and Billy whoever on that noisy Big Show button?
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Mama, good Morning is a mag your radio ruling?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Do your Friday? He can play Beating the Blonde coming
up in by befteen twenty minutes, Dad to the Bone,
Married Man's Father's Day Anthem in minutes from right now,
and in one hour they'll give away f John Boy's
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along with marriedman.
Speaker 21 (40:32):
All right, get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job.
Speaker 23 (40:40):
Does my boss is a jerk, But all I gotta
make that money. I gotta take it on home. I'm
here to tell you, buddy that I'm.
Speaker 30 (40:50):
Dad to the bone, died to the bone, died to
the bone, Dad the Dad, Dad, Dad of the ball.
Speaker 23 (41:06):
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more baby, for all the bills that
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby, singing just
like a stone. Got a wife and four kids, and
I'm dad to the ball, Dad the ball, Oh, brother.
Speaker 19 (41:31):
The dad.
Speaker 13 (41:34):
Dad.
Speaker 23 (41:43):
Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Middle of the d writ it down.
Speaker 21 (41:56):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
tell you about in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so
m sorry, guys.
Speaker 23 (42:08):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 30 (42:25):
I'm dad to the ball, dad to the bon Oh boy,
you don't know the.
Speaker 26 (42:33):
Hap of it.
Speaker 21 (42:34):
I mean, it's just well, never ride an.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You guys.
Speaker 21 (42:41):
Excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 23 (42:42):
Hello, yes, honeybody, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're only on our first take.
So I really don't know how much longer it's going
to be. Yeah, that's that's check. That's that's the phone. Yeah,
check guy from Bolting too. No, I don't think you
guys have met. What difference does it make what he
(43:05):
looks like. I'm sure you guys have never met. Yes,
that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes, he plays very well. Yes, yes,
doesn't honey?
Speaker 24 (43:15):
Can I what?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (43:18):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (43:22):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 19 (43:25):
Thanks?
Speaker 21 (43:26):
Okay? What paper towels? Someone else? That is that the
super MAXI? Now do those have the wings? Okay? All right,
I'll take care of it them away. No, I really
don't know how long.
Speaker 26 (43:41):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 21 (43:42):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
I need to go.
Speaker 21 (43:45):
I'll talk to you soon, Okay.
Speaker 23 (43:52):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding.
My life is a mess, and my hair lines I'm
a wreck. Pretty baby, it makes me want to moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm Dad.
Speaker 21 (44:09):
To the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 15 (44:13):
That's me, brother, Dad, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 21 (44:29):
You know this is sounding pretty good? Oh boy? Yes, honey, Bonny, Yes,
I think we're just getting.
Speaker 32 (44:38):
Ready to wrap up here. Yes what, Yes, I'll be
sure to give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very
bad about sticking him in my pott. Yeah, honey, I'll
be home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 21 (44:51):
Bye bye. Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
Speaker 28 (44:59):
O.
Speaker 29 (45:00):
So good.
Speaker 19 (45:03):
A yo.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Let's play us and beat the blonde. We got the blonde,
we got the questions. Come on, let's take one of
our listeners at one eight hundred, big show. We'll do
it next
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chances for you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
News weathers mart.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hey, yeah, this is your old pals, you stein La
Black when I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques
Danielle Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off
my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that sassy sack of
wife and he is on Lizbeth.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm listening to those.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right there on
that there big show.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Woe, there's funny I Gary.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
On Pete.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Got to do to up and out. Um made it
to another Friday, boys and girls. It is Friday, June fourteenth,
heading the Father's Day weekend. Up, dads, let's have one
day carved out of this year. What we'll move all
(01:27):
the other women's days. We'll get back to y'all on Monday, all.
Speaker 7 (01:30):
Right, But as first Sunday goes, will y'all please just
leave us the hell along.
Speaker 8 (01:38):
Yes, this is what I'm gonna wear all day.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Guys. We're head in here. Let's see, boy, we got
a bunch of national days lined up on this June fourteenth,
all right, y'all yell out what you do to celebrate. Okay, First,
it's the United States Army celebrate it's creation in seventeen
seventy five. It's National Flag Day. Yay yea flag, Yay flag,
(02:13):
all right, yay flag, so proud. I don't have to
say it. Say I'm saving time a right. National Cucumber Day?
Do we have a yay q com Cucumber Cucomer Day?
National Movie Night here on Friday night? Okay? Uh dat
(02:37):
been telling us what's good at the theaters? If y'all
been paying attention to TA entertainment. Yeay flag. National New
Mexico Day, the forty seventh state to join the Union. Yeah,
big show broadcasting in New Mexico and quite a few
years now. Appreciate y'all getting us down there and then
(03:00):
on and up. National Bourbon Day.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Oh, I celebrate with you.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
National Strawberry short Cake Day.
Speaker 9 (03:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Did you don't make any strawberry shortcakes that we got
from Springs Farm? My buddy Ron brought them up strawberries.
Speaker 8 (03:18):
We mostly made murgeritas, So.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
Just drink you.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Doodles wasn't a wisard.
Speaker 11 (03:26):
It was a mixer for him and we.
Speaker 8 (03:28):
Liquored up, cut each other's hair and do each other's nails.
It's it's a big name.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Of our grandfather. No wonder you want to be left alone?
Speaker 12 (03:42):
There go.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
We got three days and this are saved up. That'll
be the categories for Outbirds got their first prize, back
out and winning beginning. We're awake, Big Joe's on the radio.
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. First prize pack today,
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bandon when hit the Big Show dot Com listen up
right here. Got three dates in history where we'll get
our three categories for.
Speaker 8 (04:19):
You to win.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
June fourteenth, it was twenty nineteen. Columbia Records released Bruce
Springsteen's nineteenth studio album titled Western Stars. Had Little Bud
Down the Beach, Lean down the Beach. Loved that album.
It was crazy Springsteen. It was like like a Western movie.
You were you were listening to, Oh yeah, man, real
(04:41):
great album. Yeah, Western Stars all right. Twenty twenty one,
Cristiano Ronaldo removed his sponsors merchandise Coke Bottles from his
press table at the European Championships, prompting Coca Cola's share
price to drop four bi million dollars. Mad, Did I
(05:04):
do that? You remove the coke bottles?
Speaker 13 (05:07):
Mad?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
You know, soccer is very popular around the world. They'll
follow them. They'll follow a player four billion. It was
just a player. It's not like he was dressed out
like a little old boy trying to be a girl.
But bud Light, you know, messed up. They just moved
the bottles.
Speaker 11 (05:24):
All right, If it's just clearing the space.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Let's one year. Finally, in twenty two, Denmark and Canada
agreed to split the Arctic Hans Island, ending their fifty
year Whiskey War, where each country laid claim by buying
whiskey on the island.
Speaker 14 (05:46):
Right, I had them, idea, that's fine, I want four
one hundred thousand bottles.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Mad, All right, Well there you go. It's like about
Whiskey Day and one eight hundred big show. You told
free line we play out birds Neck. Good morning. That's
(06:29):
a big show on the radio for your Friday morning. Yeah,
we got I know what happened about Friday. Today's feature
track for The Big Show bet Box is a playhouse
entitled that's my Dad trick key words my Dad, look
it out the bed Box, happen the Bigshow.
Speaker 15 (06:46):
Dot com.
Speaker 16 (06:50):
Outburst. Let's play Outburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boys, give you pleasure from the big prize. Be
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 17 (07:05):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing outpers Have them urry up and guess time you
love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Let's say, hey Josh from Williamston, North Carolina.
Speaker 17 (07:24):
We shots.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Fly, Hey Josh, good morning Jason, your house, Jackie, Jason.
Are you from Williams to North Carolina? Yes, sir, all right,
good man. Now now on the coast Eastern Carolina. I
(07:50):
got enough josh Is down there anyway. I got Big Josh,
Little Josh and medium Josh.
Speaker 10 (07:55):
So you well, I know a lot of josh Is
down here too.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
That's up. All right, Well, Jason, glad you made it
in here. Buddy. Let's get you through these three categories
and you claim that prize pack. All right, I got
you in five seconds three. Bruce Springsteen songs.
Speaker 10 (08:14):
Ready Pink Pink Cadillac, Pink Cadillac. Born in the USA
and born to rug.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
All right, three four, I'll let you get going there,
all right now, Jays. Three soda pops are soft drinks ready.
Speaker 18 (08:29):
Go, co Cola, Pepsi and Doctor Pepper.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Ma'am man, did we cover that about? Tell us? We
don't know that.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
It made national news real correctly.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
I don't you know what we're talking about is doctor
Pepper is now the number two selling soft drink in America,
knocked Pepsi down the number three, yep, behind coch I
did not know that, all right. We keep up with
stuff like that, so you don't have to. That's right, Ah,
Jason for the win. Three brands of whiskey, ready to.
Speaker 6 (09:02):
Go, Jack Daniels, Crown Royal, and jim Bean.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
There you are winning, Jason. You hang on, buddy. Jackie
will hook you up with a big old red back
prize pack. I appreciate it, y'all.
Speaker 19 (09:18):
Guys.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Have a great day, you too, my boy? Why a
many hours top of your news right on the other side,
call off, happy boys with your little chillings. Good Friday
(10:10):
morning Big show is on the radio. Well, I guess
most of the schools about out. I know in Charlotte,
well we are here and John Bone Billy World Headquarters Charlotte,
North Carolina school has been out, been having graduations all
week long. That's amazing. The traffic even like on the
Interstates US driving uptown. Just school being out, it's so
(10:32):
much easier. What are they doing, don't they do?
Speaker 8 (10:36):
It's very popular.
Speaker 11 (10:38):
Vacations are starting now as well. Since they're out, that's
where the workforce is going taking their vacations. All right,
and uh you kids your yells.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
My nephew.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
My nephew asked me that.
Speaker 11 (10:51):
He said, uh, are you are you at work?
Speaker 1 (10:53):
You have to work tomorrow.
Speaker 11 (10:54):
I'm like, yeah, he goes, they don't give you the
summer off.
Speaker 19 (10:59):
So wrong.
Speaker 7 (11:00):
Well, there are those who look at our vacation schedule
and might argue.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
With you, But come on, we've been on the job
forty and we do get tickled about Fridays. We are
happy boys.
Speaker 20 (11:24):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone says, I have my we bubbabbah.
Speaker 21 (11:31):
Ima have to be boy, Ima hap to be boys?
Speaker 20 (11:35):
Oh we did good?
Speaker 9 (11:36):
When things are going here, we hey, hey, my little.
Speaker 22 (11:40):
Box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 20 (11:41):
Bubble hubbabubb, but it's gotten in a box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 21 (11:45):
Ubb. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 9 (11:49):
Oh, I'm happy to be boy.
Speaker 8 (11:50):
Oh good?
Speaker 22 (11:51):
When things are going here? We hey, oh for god,
all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 20 (12:12):
Ubb.
Speaker 22 (12:14):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh because
I might have to beat boy. I don't have beat boy.
Speaker 9 (12:21):
Oh wait, did good? When things are going your way? Hey,
(12:55):
good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's a big show on the radio. One of the
other boy needs before we get into summer. Tele to
at the end on spring.
Speaker 14 (13:05):
Any friends, I know it's been a while, but we's
back and still open for business. And I know what
you're thinking. Old j D's cut he's advertising budget due
to these hard economic times. And the last thing you
want to do is keep you name out of the
spotlight and make folks forget about you. No cirtain, dude,
I just ain't have the money due to the rising
costs of semi professional lap dances.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
As right, friends, Old.
Speaker 14 (13:25):
JD is packing right here at JD's twenty four hour
drive through patagon Io parts, pharmaceutical, adult gift bait, and tackle,
discount cigarette Alan. We've been making more cuts than a
season director during a Nick Naughty movie.
Speaker 15 (13:34):
They're gonna put me in jail. They're gonna put me
in jail.
Speaker 14 (13:37):
And what's better, we passed the minute portion of the
savings onto you. And unless you've been living with a
fat girl in a single lad with no TV and radio,
you first know that it's been the worst years for
individual prosperities since that fella what come.
Speaker 10 (13:49):
Up with new Coke when I was a little feller.
Speaker 14 (13:52):
So, friends, if you want to save it is we
can stretch you dollar further than a pair of Oprah
Winfrey's panties from nineteen eighty four. And now those the
knights are starting to heat up here in South. How
about a fourteen ninety nine cell and all the stuff
we got to stimulate your package with the efficiency of
a steady dot of.
Speaker 10 (14:06):
Being of sausages and Raymond noodles.
Speaker 14 (14:07):
We got Moonshine, dirty Bucks, all changes, back braces, dynamite rats,
shot Tuptop's basoline, tackle boxes, off brand full flavor cigarettes,
and a complete selection of artificial smallmouth doors designed by
Howard the Town Drunk made out of old aluminum liquor
bottle cats and guarantee that pulling a buttload or your
money back and friends stopped by any JD's location starting
May the first, with your old lady that JD's drive in.
(14:29):
That's right, friends, choose from movie classics with high fidelity
am sound straight to them crappy speakers, and you pick
ups radios that just beyond the door of what that
dirty girl comes out of smoking in the bandit uncensored
and convoy with that gearty feller what used to sing
in the early eighties.
Speaker 23 (14:44):
By the time we got into Tulsa town, we had
eighty five trucks in all. But there's a road blocked
up on the clover leaf and them bears with wall
to wall and friends.
Speaker 14 (14:52):
JD's is still looking for business in ninety four locations
in thirty seven states, with the accession of Massachusetts where
they're marrying all them mud bunnies and whatnot. We got intolerated,
and you know that's right right here at JD's twenty
four hour drive through Bonneglato Parts Pharmaceutical don't give.
Speaker 6 (15:06):
A bacon tackle discount.
Speaker 14 (15:07):
Cigarette All income is at our new location in Bow Legs, Oklahoma,
just off Highway to seventy next to Big Owl's Horse
Tack and Dead Chicken pet Cemetery. Good today, jayds JD's
why the Southern Boys.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Good morning. You got the Big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news. Wedtheringsports.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
I stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,
for the breath of a fresh keell. And never mind
the man who contemplates doing away with licensed plates. He
stands alone anyhow, Bacon the cookies of discontent, by the
heat of the lunder man fent leaving this sword.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
And then like in poetrygo dot dot, you know, kind
of host set up.
Speaker 24 (16:00):
Leaving a soul hot in the waters of the Medulla
Oblonga with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show,
like that with John Boy.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Good more than it's a big je on the radio.
Albuty tired y on with another Dad song.
Speaker 19 (16:56):
Don't make me go in there because I was just
passing by. Well, I don't want to go in there.
Speaker 25 (17:11):
Because I know if I take just one with I'll die,
because Daddy's been in here.
Speaker 19 (17:25):
He took the paper along and he's been in there
four hours. Then for a while, Mama and I was
sure that something was wrong.
Speaker 12 (17:43):
But he said he was reading.
Speaker 19 (17:48):
But I think something's amiss, because if my dad was
just reading, then.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How in the hell could our bathroom ever smell like this? Daddy,
Please don't go, Daddy, Please don't go.
Speaker 13 (18:17):
Daddy, before you go into your trance, give the rest
of the family a chance to get in there before.
Speaker 19 (18:30):
Anti go, because now the wallpapers, feeling.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
The fumes are out in the hall. They just bounced
off of the feeling.
Speaker 19 (18:48):
And flew up my nose and just flattened me against
the wall, sing along if you know it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Daddy, Please don't go, Daddy, Please, Daddy, before you go
into your trance.
Speaker 12 (19:13):
Get the rest of the family a chance to go
before you go, Daddy, Please.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Don't fire enough go. Good morning, I got the big
show on the radio. Hang on, Tacky Jackie, big deal
about Father's Day, the second big sale in one week.
Speaker 16 (19:47):
Yeah.
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hands over Uh huh, well, hang on, see what has
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Speaker 26 (20:26):
Howdy duty do friends and neighbors, Your old pal Bretford
here with a super duper ultra special fantastically fantastic. Major announcement,
Tacky Jackie's Close for Hose is changing its name.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
For one weekend only in out of Father's Day.
Speaker 26 (20:46):
We're changing our name to Tacky Jackiees Duds for Studs
doo long Father's Day has been the redheaded step child
to Mother's Day. Put Tacky Jackie put her orthopedic heel
down and said, oh hell no, tell me Sunshine. Does
Poppy dress a little sloppy? Are there creases in his
thighs but not in his slacks? Does the poor schmo
(21:08):
have every tie you've ever bought him, but he doesn't
wear them because he uses them to hold the truck close,
but he's transporting that broken recliner to someone's front lawn
because he's too cheap to go to the dump. Is
that the vibe you're pimpin' player?
Speaker 10 (21:21):
Who else schmuck?
Speaker 26 (21:21):
You're in luck? Don't let summer be a bummer? Dress
dad like an up and comer, and you won't find
a better place to do it than Tacking Jackies does
for studs worried about pops wearing geene shorts and flip
clops to your wedding? Is he wearing camo to your
college graduation? Is it because all his dress clothes have
stains and splotches from the lapel to the crutches? Everybody
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gets Tacking Jackies has you covered. We just got a
shipping from timpso Town designer Harvey Weinstain lightweight, wrinkle resistant
and infused with teflon food slides right off.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Does it work and how we feel?
Speaker 26 (21:57):
Tested it on Rosie O'Donnell and if it cons the
tribulations of the trough on that heifer, those barbecue meat
bolls at the reception don't stand a.
Speaker 10 (22:05):
Chance and you can thank Tacky Jackie.
Speaker 26 (22:08):
Did your old man still wear those threadbare, Rick Flair
t shirts, Sandford and Sons tank tops, Catfish Hunter jerseys.
Tell your dad the eighties called they want their clothes back.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
What are you talking about, Willis?
Speaker 26 (22:19):
It's time to gamp up those threads with authentic Hahian
shirts from Magnum Boh three dozen tropical designs, all with
a built in anti embarrassment technology. When Pap is worn
the shirt too long, he'll receive nearly harmless electrical shocks
that will remind him it's time to wash a load.
Speaker 10 (22:34):
Instead of being one.
Speaker 26 (22:41):
Is your painter familias a boxers or brief sky Tell
him it's time to change up what's holding his junk up?
Speaker 10 (22:46):
With a gift from Hong Kong Fong's pre stuffed thongs.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
John, Instead of looking.
Speaker 26 (22:53):
Like an anatomically correct Kendo, it'll look like he's packing.
Speaker 10 (22:57):
I leave ladies jaws slacking, Oh, sexy lingerie. That's what
I'm talking about.
Speaker 26 (23:03):
And you'll only find it here at Tacky Jackies Duds
for Studs. Who is puff getting a little thin on top?
Has his du taking up twenty three skinoo? Does his
hair look like he was sutting himself in chernobyls circa
April nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
I become everything I've ever hated.
Speaker 26 (23:24):
Help the guy regain his youthful appearance with a selection
of hip, hot, happening hair pieces from Swedish wigmaker Pappy
long Stockings. For a few shekels, your dad could have
the luxurious locks of stars like Ted Danson, Mister Bee,
Jared Leto and if he's in a midlife crisis, Taylor Swift.
Speaker 10 (23:44):
And it's all right here at Tacky Jackiees Ted, come hungry.
Speaker 26 (23:54):
The Barney Franksen Beans food truck will be there serving
their world famous six inch foot long Yes that's a joke.
Take the George Jefferson Parkway to Jimmy Walker's Turnpike.
Speaker 10 (24:07):
Go back and to the left.
Speaker 26 (24:12):
On the grassy Old Boulevard, Well you know, take the
Will Smith celebrity throw away to the Jaden Smith dead
end cul de Sac. Look to the right and when
you see the Caitlin General personator whizzing in a milk
jug next to.
Speaker 10 (24:23):
His lemonade, stand.
Speaker 26 (24:25):
Hey, oh hey, look, hey, take a hard left, hit
the gas for ten seconds and then slam on the brakes.
Speaker 10 (24:33):
Brother, because you've arrived.
Speaker 26 (24:37):
Remember when Father's Day is over tacky Jackie's Dutch fir
studs goes back to being tacky Jackie's clothes.
Speaker 10 (24:42):
For hose get an additional ten percent off when you
sing our theme song.
Speaker 27 (24:53):
Again.
Speaker 10 (24:56):
This is your old friend first burn saying I'll see
you there.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
That's lot going. Oh yes, let's played John Boy Jefrety.
Need a review yesterday's question in case you missed it.
On the average, women who have this physical characteristic earn
about twenty percent less than those who don't. And did
you hear the guests say before you got here?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Was it blonde hair?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
No penis to look at her face?
Speaker 13 (25:36):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:36):
The correct answer is blonde hair? You blonde haired?
Speaker 16 (25:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Okay, today's John Boyjepardy. This iconic TV Stars contract required
her female co star to wear unflattering outfits and not
lose weight so she would appear older and less attractive
than the show's star.
Speaker 11 (26:05):
Who is Rosie o'donnald.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
It wouldn't work even.
Speaker 8 (26:11):
Caitlyn Jenner, You just buy yourself together?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
Does open up the lines? One eight hundred big show
you told free line across America. We go to we
get a winter, We play John boyd chepen The next
(26:48):
good Friday morning, there's a Big Show on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box. There's
a playhouse entitled That's my Dad. There's for keywords my
dad hit the Big Box at the Big Show dot.
Speaker 7 (27:02):
Com in right now, let's play yeah live across America.
It's John Boy, Jepede ohow and now your host. His
contract once required his co stars dress and less flattering
outfit until we realized that wasn't possible.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
He's jumping boy.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Some can't pull it off. Let's say hey to Kenny
out of Saint Paul's, North Carolina. Good morning, Kenny coome
on John Boy, Hello buddy, a long time listen. Well,
I'll ragging alf Kenny Boy, will Kenny? You got the
first shot at John Boy jevity this fine Friday morning.
(27:45):
Let's put it back out there. This iconic TV stars
contract required her female co star to wear unflattering outfits
and not lose weight so she would appear older and
less attractive then a show star. Who could that be? Kenny?
I believe you say, Lucy Ball from I Love Lucy.
(28:15):
You are right, of course on f O merch right hold,
I've never heard that.
Speaker 28 (28:23):
Yeah, yeah, I've heard that somewhere.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
I thought old Ricky. Oh, DESI was the mean one.
Speaker 8 (28:30):
DESI was really the creator of the sitcom.
Speaker 16 (28:33):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (28:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:35):
About really gave a lot for television. I heard he
would hit on every female star. That said Barbara Eden
was like running from him. She was a good star.
Speaker 8 (28:46):
Well, how would you have handled it?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I would have been like Barney and Andy and Floyd's barbershop.
When she got off the bus, looked at the wall. Hey,
well a good worn't for you? Kenny, you got the
big Yes?
Speaker 28 (29:06):
Hey, can I share something? I heard your tribute to
James Gregory the other day, and can I share a
memory about James Gregory and my dad? Yes?
Speaker 1 (29:13):
Please?
Speaker 28 (29:14):
Yeah, okay, so h a longtime listener. My dad found
out about James Gregory listening to John Boy and Billy
Show and we went to about seven or eight shows
of James Gregory and my dad developed Alzheimer's in his
later years. And the routine we'd go out for a
ride and one day I picked him up and he
(29:34):
walks out of his house and you don't remember the
house he's in, And we get in the car and
ride through Saint Paul's and you don't remember the town
he lived in for eighty years. And we put in
the CD of James Gregory and the first joke James
Gregory told my dad finished the punchline. Oh, and I
just thought that was so neat that I shared it.
(29:55):
I sent an email and I shared it with James
Gregory and they, Lenny and James both got back with
me and sent my dad memorabilia and autographed shirt and
had in CDs and all and said, hey, keep us
posted on your dad's situation and so and so I would.
We took a picture of my dad wearing it and
send it back. Well, then my dad passed and as
(30:18):
a tribute, we wanted to go to a show because
that was my dad's favorite comedian comedian and he was
in Myrtle Beach, and James invited us to meet them backstage,
the family. But unfortunately that was when COVID had had
a resurgence and we didn't get We went to the show,
but we didn't get to go backstage. But that just
(30:40):
shows you James Gregor was not only a great comedian,
he was a great person because he would contact us
about my dad.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
I know a lot of stories like that, especially with
military folks that James would pay tribute to personally.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Right, Yeah, awesome, Well, Kenny, thank you for sharing that
store man. That is awesome. Thank you so much.
Speaker 28 (31:00):
Okay, my dad was Mitchell and he loved James Gregor
and he loved y'all too. Thank y'all so much for everything.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
Awesome, Kenny, thanks for sharing my boy. All right? Then
hang on with Jacket. Why am I an hour top
of your knew right on the other side? And then
the Father's Day. I want a present me singing duly
with Jacket's all I want? Good morning. Let's fix jenre
(32:00):
you all right? And gets the see of my favorites. Yeah,
the darlings. We're on Andy Grivers show talking about Andy
grive and you don't get my head. In real life
they're the Dillards in the Big Show studio. Jackie, help
me out, gonna sing Dooley headed boys all right, Joe,
Let's make sure I come in at the right place.
Speaker 21 (32:22):
I don't know what they can do about it.
Speaker 27 (32:26):
Oh yeah, that Dooley was good, old man. He little
belong up meill Dooley.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Had two daughters and a forty allen Still one guy
watched the bought her.
Speaker 8 (32:50):
You know they're watching the.
Speaker 10 (32:51):
Spy and Mama cork the bottles. When old Dooley fetched
down my lee, slaving up to holler.
Speaker 29 (33:00):
Trying to make a dollar to live, Give us walk
my pay back some day.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
The repenewers came for him, and slipping through.
Speaker 27 (33:26):
The woods, Dooy kept behind him all and never.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Lost his good dood.
Speaker 21 (33:32):
He was a trader, went into town.
Speaker 29 (33:35):
He come sugar by thele, shove my license byble tongue
to leave, slipping and holler to leave, trying to make
a dollar to live.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Give us walk my pay back some day.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
M Wow, wow, I remember very well today, dude.
Speaker 29 (34:10):
He died comem and fulklic sorry and man surd around
and cry now do lis on a.
Speaker 10 (34:16):
Mountain he lies hair halt alone.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
And put a jump beside him, and a barrel for
his tongue.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Lives living down the holler to live, trying to.
Speaker 29 (34:27):
Make a dollard link and ass when I pay.
Speaker 1 (34:31):
You back some day? How do you want me?
Speaker 30 (34:39):
Now?
Speaker 10 (35:03):
I haven't told you we're friends with J. D.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Shall not chief for Poley lawngs.
Speaker 10 (35:08):
On our side.
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Billy Now yeah, all, hey.
Speaker 18 (35:40):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
And not ready for drive time players ready as will
get lessack.
Speaker 31 (35:49):
Hello friends, you're old Pelp birt Burn here with another
Giblet tickling episode of John Bay and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:55):
Today's episode the hold up.
Speaker 31 (35:58):
As our story opens, a city slicker and his young
daughter are being robbed by a desperado in the Old West.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
Now see here, young man, what is the meaning of this?
You must be new to the wild West. This is
called a hold up?
Speaker 11 (36:12):
Oh my, you're nothing but an outlaw.
Speaker 1 (36:15):
Well, there's no such things as outlaws, really, mostly just gunslingers,
desperadoes and vermin.
Speaker 10 (36:22):
Which one are you?
Speaker 1 (36:23):
Well, since you ask, I've always fancied myself a desperado.
I don't have the weasley features to be a vermin,
and I'm too lousy it was shot to be a
gun slinger.
Speaker 11 (36:33):
Well, we ain't got nothing worth stealing, so you can
just skid daddle.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
You right about that. I rumm and stew that wagon.
You've got nothing worth stealings. Maybe the wagon and the horse.
They'll fetch a good price in deadwood.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
But that's all we got.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
We'll die out here.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
The Pony Express will be along shortly.
Speaker 31 (36:52):
Well, I must say you certainly live up to the
title of Desperado.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Well, I thank you. It's satisfying to be recognized my abilities.
You folks have a nice day. So many horses.
Speaker 31 (37:10):
Oh dear, oh my all is lost. My life savings
were hidden in that wagon. Your mother will kill me.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
I just want to eat a.
Speaker 31 (37:20):
Lettuce sandwich on gluten bread and hide under a bearskin rug.
Speaker 11 (37:26):
Don't worry, daddy, here's the money.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
Sweet fancy Moses, how did you do that?
Speaker 16 (37:32):
Well?
Speaker 11 (37:32):
When the desperader showed up, I had all that money
in my mouth. I got my big mouth from my mama.
Speaker 10 (37:39):
Jimminy that swell?
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh, I miss your mother.
Speaker 31 (37:43):
Why well, if your mother was here, we could have
saved the horse in the wagon too.
Speaker 24 (37:54):
And how.
Speaker 10 (37:56):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Too
bad you didn't inherit her bosom. Two little buttons gonna
saved the day.
Speaker 31 (38:06):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the wacky Pony
Express drivers say.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 26 (38:18):
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports button.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
Mama, all I wanted to do.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
Was have a let his sandwich on gluten bread, a
tall glass of buttermilk, and crawl under a bearskin rug.
Why do I have to listen to that John Boy
person and Billy whoever on that noisy Big Show button?
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Mama, good Morning is a mag your radio ruling?
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Do your Friday? He can play Beating the Blonde coming
up in by befteen twenty minutes, Dad to the Bone,
Married Man's Father's Day Anthem in minutes from right now,
and in one hour they'll give away f John Boy's
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and seven. Brand you Double
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Show listener it the Big Show dot com Good Morning,
Big Shows on the radio. Coming up we play Beat
the Blonde for a Redmax prize Pike Red Max got
the best trimmers and bloors and commercial zero Turn Moore's
(40:00):
got a two year unlimited hour warning. Kawasaga engines heavy
Dude to fabricated deck mode like a bro with Redmax
click at Redmax manner when you hit the Big show
dot com right now if you know the words, sing
along with marriedman.
Speaker 21 (40:32):
All right, get up in the morning and I go
off to work. I don't like my job.
Speaker 23 (40:40):
Does my boss is a jerk, But all I gotta
make that money. I gotta take it on home. I'm
here to tell you, buddy that I'm.
Speaker 30 (40:50):
Dad to the bone, died to the bone, died to
the bone, Dad the Dad, Dad, Dad of the ball.
Speaker 23 (41:06):
I'll make a thousand bucks, but still I'm blue. I
need a thousand more baby, for all the bills that
are due. I'm in the hole, pretty baby, singing just
like a stone. Got a wife and four kids, and
I'm dad to the ball, Dad the ball, Oh, brother.
Speaker 19 (41:31):
The dad.
Speaker 13 (41:34):
Dad.
Speaker 23 (41:43):
Could you guys excuse me for just a second. Hello, Yes, honey, bunny, Yeah, listen,
I'm kind of in the.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
Middle of the d writ it down.
Speaker 21 (41:56):
Yeah, we're sort of rocking right now. I promise I'll
tell you about in just a minute. Okay, thanks, so
m sorry, guys.
Speaker 23 (42:08):
Got two kids with jelly all over their faces, one
that needs a new bike and one that needs braces,
and a wife pretty baby with a brand new cellular phone.
Speaker 21 (42:23):
I'm about to go broken.
Speaker 30 (42:25):
I'm dad to the ball, dad to the bon Oh boy,
you don't know the.
Speaker 26 (42:33):
Hap of it.
Speaker 21 (42:34):
I mean, it's just well, never ride an.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
You guys.
Speaker 21 (42:41):
Excuse me just one more second?
Speaker 23 (42:42):
Hello, yes, honeybody, No, No, we're we're we're still rocking
over here. Yes, now we're only on our first take.
So I really don't know how much longer it's going
to be. Yeah, that's that's check. That's that's the phone. Yeah,
check guy from Bolting too. No, I don't think you
guys have met. What difference does it make what he
(43:05):
looks like. I'm sure you guys have never met. Yes,
that's college buddy. Yes, yes, yes, he plays very well. Yes, yes,
doesn't honey?
Speaker 24 (43:15):
Can I what?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (43:18):
Pick up a few things at the store or at home?
Speaker 4 (43:21):
Oh?
Speaker 21 (43:22):
Okay, one second?
Speaker 10 (43:23):
Does anybody have a pet?
Speaker 19 (43:25):
Thanks?
Speaker 21 (43:26):
Okay? What paper towels? Someone else? That is that the
super MAXI? Now do those have the wings? Okay? All right,
I'll take care of it them away. No, I really
don't know how long.
Speaker 26 (43:41):
It's gonna be.
Speaker 21 (43:42):
Listen, honey, the solo is almost over.
Speaker 12 (43:44):
I need to go.
Speaker 21 (43:45):
I'll talk to you soon, Okay.
Speaker 23 (43:52):
I hear so much talk that my ears are bleeding.
My life is a mess, and my hair lines I'm
a wreck. Pretty baby, it makes me want to moan.
I'm here to tell you, brother that I'm Dad.
Speaker 21 (44:09):
To the ball, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 15 (44:13):
That's me, brother, Dad, Dad to the ball.
Speaker 21 (44:29):
You know this is sounding pretty good? Oh boy? Yes, honey, Bonny, Yes,
I think we're just getting.
Speaker 32 (44:38):
Ready to wrap up here. Yes what, Yes, I'll be
sure to give Joey's penn back. I know I'm very
bad about sticking him in my pott. Yeah, honey, I'll
be home in a few minutes. Okay, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 21 (44:51):
Bye bye. Okay, fellas, looks like that's a wrap.
Speaker 28 (44:59):
O.
Speaker 29 (45:00):
So good.
Speaker 19 (45:03):
A yo.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
Let's play us and beat the blonde. We got the blonde,
we got the questions. Come on, let's take one of
our listeners at one eight hundred, big show. We'll do
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