June 21, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday! - The Mayor of Dismal Seepage has a big weekend planned with their “Pruneteenth Celebration”.. - Zach Brown Band scrubs of a studio visit version of “Chicken Fried”.. - The Not Ready for DriveTime Players roll through a script entitled, “A Cold Day In Hell”.. - We have another summer camp for your kids to enjoy.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a visit with the Grumpy Old Man..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Cocky col I am making the sound of the rooster
to bid you good morning. This is Marie the French Babe.
You are waking up with John Boy and Billie on
the big show.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Up on.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It is Friday morning, right, Let's all celebrate Friday morning
and then to the first weekend of the summer.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
About that.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Nice, so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Just checking out the national days, you know we do
that first thing. There's a bunch of them on this
June the twenty first National Wygo Day. Why good beef,
my buddy dug down Hassle Cattle Company down in Texas. Y'all, man,
they delivered to your door, Hassle Cattle Company. Make sure
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I got I got his website right, Take that sou Hassle.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, man hoo does some good stuff. Why coop beef?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And out down there them cows they do not move
in Japanese, like he told me. I think he was
just I think he was just kidding me.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Londy, let you go.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know, I'd like to have one, you know, bringing
to let him meet my black Angus cows.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But I don't know if they're to understanding Jorge language.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
It is its Hasslecattle Company.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Dot Com.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
There you go, y'all check that out there on the
National Wago Day. Uh tell them John Boys Enerjiew there'd
been another package of that. All right then, Uh, National
Peaches and Cream Day. That's the kind of corn I
was trying to tell you. Tell her that that we
got coming up. They'll share. This is you know, the
white and yellow kernels mixed all yeah, mixed all together. Uh,
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but this is like peaches in season, you know, peaches
and cream.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Like peaches off the tree ice cream.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
National Take your Dog to Work Day, dog go on it.
And y'all has been asking about my dog Pearl. She's
still doing good, but she is getting old. I gotta
help her in and out of the truck.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Now you do have a high truck though.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
National Daylight Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This day recognizes summer solstice, all right, So the days
are gonna keep getting longer for a while. Is that
you know we had the longest day of the year
was just summer solsiue?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Is that the deal? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You got me on that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Randy's supposed to notice stuff. I'm trying to answer you, yes, yes,
And it was Thursday yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, and now they're gonna start getting
shorter as we go.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Just by a little bit, all right. So that's why
it is the.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Daylight Appreciation Day. Let's appreciate the daylight. I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It was my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
National Day of the Gong. I don't know what it means.
Don't don't need to National Selfie Day.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
We got that. Yeah, y'all take more selfies.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
That'd be a good idea day.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Go ahead and vidio it and when you fall down
or fall in a hole, it's as much more funnier.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
No, you don't have to worry. There's other people taking
the selfies. They'll catch it, that's true.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
You'll keep pulling your cars over when there's a wild
animal and you get a selfie with us.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's the dumbest people on the planet.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What about our fine listeners in the grade State of
Arizona's National Arizona Day joined forty eight states to an
antiguous unit. Interestingly, Arizona became a state on Valentine's Day
in nineteen twelve. National Smoothie Day, National Seashell Day where
Sally Selson by the seashore. All right, we got three
(04:14):
dates in this receaved up. Get the first prize pack
out and get the winning beginning Big Show's on the Radio.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Good Morning, Big Show's on the Radio.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
First prize pack this morning, Big Old mount Olive Pickles
prize pack. It includes mount Olive hat, T shirt and
a three pack of pickle Juicers. Is the number one
pickle brand in the United States, making great products since
nineteen twenty six. At the corner of Cucumber and Fine.
Go to Big Show dot Com. Click on the mount
Olive Pickles banter. Get more info, listen up right here
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and win the package. Do our three dates in history
where we will get our category. Nineteen fifty five, Sun
Records in Memphis released Johnny Cash's first recording, Hey Porter.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
It was backed with Cry Cry Cry.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
Sun owner Sam Phillips had turned Cash away a year
earlier as being two country. They reconsidered after a second
audition nineteen seventy six for a movie remake of one
hundred and ten foot artificial King Kong was dropped off
the World Trade Center in New York City. Back then,
they couldn't just do it on computer now right, No,
(05:24):
they had to, you know, get a monkey and throw
them off the whole thing, and you'll be damned.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
To people on the streets. I'm should have moved about
to wait. Finally, his eight No.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Three Harry Potter and The Order of the Phoenix, the
fifth book and JK. Rowling's blockbuster series about a young
wizard in the bookstores and sold five million copies the
first day.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
Very popular. Yeah, think about popular.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Books and come on one eight hundred big shows you
told free line. We play out Burst next.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Friday, juneo twenty first, Today's feet your track for the
Big Show bt box. No grummy old man hates politics.
There's your keywords grumpy politics. Check it out the Big
Box at the Big Show dot com. Let's be a
day Upburst.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
John Boy Billy give the prizes from the big Prize
per Let's go he contested number one. This ship really
be a lot of fun. Win your playing uppers, have
them hurry up against time.
Speaker 5 (07:07):
You love the best time.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
You love a big shot time.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Let's say, Hey the Bobby from a Huntsville ten us six,
we have shot Hey Bobby, Good morning, Bobby, has everything
so far right.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
It's going all right, you.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Good man, get it going a little better for you
if you win this big Old mount Olive Pickles prize.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Pack.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Bobby, let's do it. You ready, I'm ready five seconds.
Three kinds of music Ready go rock, country and rap,
Bam bam mount Now we need three big buildings ready
go Pire, State Building, Trade and drunk Towers.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
Had a boy and for the win.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Three popular books ready to goble.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Warren Peace and Harry Potter.
Speaker 9 (08:13):
Look at you.
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Going pigs and Harry Potter. I like good work.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Bobby, you got the big old mount Olive Pickles prize back.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Head over to Huntsville for you. Thank you, Thank you,
John Boy, You're welcome, Buddy.
Speaker 10 (08:30):
Hang on, why the way the hours on top of
your news right, ain't not a man lay right? There?
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Gonna be a happy boy to get you going right.
Speaker 9 (08:45):
On the other side.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio celebrating Friday.
Gonna dedicate the happy Boys some to the boys from
true Grit Rodeo. Yeah we are rodeoing in Hurt, Virginia
today and tomorrow. The Southern Boys Ellie Buck Memorial. Bullbush
sent about Jack Dan's State. Far morning, I'll go to
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True grint Rodeo dot com gets you tickets at the gate,
no problem. In fifteen bucks, I'm gonna get you a
hot on something to drink, and you got it rodeoing and.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Hurt Virginia, True Grint Rodeo. Come yes, sir, We happy boys.
Speaker 11 (10:11):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bone, says, I have my wee
bubble hubb oh. Imna have to be boy, Ima have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here? We hey, Hey, my little box bot got
hit by a car. Bubble hubbub a Hubba but his
guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
(10:32):
Ubb Oh, i'ma have to be boy. I'm a happy boy.
Oh we did good when things are going here? We
hey hey, Oh, forgot all about it for a month
(10:59):
and a half. Looked at the drawer and started to laugh,
because i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 9 (11:07):
Have me boy, Oh.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Good when things are going here?
Speaker 11 (11:11):
We hey.
Speaker 12 (11:42):
Good.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
Friday morning, got the big show on the radio here
is Oliver.
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Well, well, well, it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it One of The biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income. After high prices at the grocery store,
gas pump, and taxes, there's not much left for entertainment.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
So what can you do?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make do.
Take your amusement to a new level and do what
I do. Screw with people. Oh boy, let me preach
on it. It's really pretty simple if you think about it.
Just use your imagination. The world is full of thin
skinned idiots and humorless turns, just begging to get the
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proverbial wet end of the stick. That's your palette. So
let's get painting. Shall we go to a college campus
in a Bernie Sanders mask and yell, get a freaking job,
you losers, We're running out of money to give.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
You.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Start an argument with a flat earther. Now, if you
don't know anything about earth science, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
They don't either.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Go to a vegan restaurant and or a steak. When
they offer you plant based options, remind them that cowsy
grass so steak is plant based. Go on Facebook and
every time someone posts a picture of their mother or daughter,
comment I'd hit that Eventually you're going to run into
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someone wearing a tupe. Don't say anything, just stare. Follow
them all over and just stare. A furrowed brow and
open mouth really adds to the effect. And once and
only once, reach out like you're going to touch it.
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Go to a retirement community and glue quarters to the
sidewalk tip of the fedora to Rayford. Wander onto a
construction site wearing an ice hat and watch them scratch
ambo And if someone asked to see your credentials, just
tell them you're there to deliver ice ps. If you
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do do this, be sure to take some ice with you.
Find a place that allows whoever to use whichever bathroom
they want. Then take pictures of gender accurate peepeas and
wee weeze on the bathroom door. Stand back, and when
someone tries to go in the wrong one, just go ah.
(14:30):
Get a stack of I'm a fool for fossil fuel
bumper stickers and put them on priuses and teslas. Irritate
people by misusing idioms. Man, this was a blessing in
the skies. Or don't take it for granted, or my favorite,
(14:52):
the statue of limitations. Go to Starbucks and when they
ask for your order, just say, is there anyone here
without piercings and tattoos that could wait on me? Spoiler,
there won't be. When you go to the store's deli counter,
whisper to the server which one tastes the most like
(15:14):
human flesh, like you've never wondered. Shut up. When someone
asks you if you know what time it is, say
yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting event
and your team scores, turn to the person next to
you and say high five, But don't put your hand up.
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If any of your friends have one of those automatic
spray air fresheners, put a lit candle in front of it.
Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot across the window.
And my favorite, stand in front of a victorious secret
And when a big girl tries to end to just
put your hand up and say, hah, there you go.
(16:02):
A little start a kit for some of fun, but
just a disclaimer, some of these might get your ass kicked.
Big girls be shopping.
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Hang on the Mayor of dismal Sepage coming in the door.
Now let me tell you about the prize pack were
getting ready to play for on John Boy Jeopardy, one
hundred and twenty dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products
made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and
bullsnot make sure they look good doing it. Live for
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bullsnaut at truck stops across America, or download the Bullsnot app.
You go to the Big Show dot Com. Click on
that bull Snot bentner for more info. There's always something
exciting happening and beautiful dismal seap in South Carolina. Here
to tell us all about it is the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin.
Speaker 4 (19:59):
Co fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Good morning, mister Mayor, Good morning John Boy and all
your wonderful listeners.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
So what's new? Well? This suit, for one thing, very nice?
What is it? Silk? I wish I'm.
Speaker 7 (20:12):
Sort of courting the green voters. This suit is made
entirely of cactus, pretty sharp, especially in the armpits. I
have another one at the office, made entirely of vining plants.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Do you like it? It's grown on me?
Speaker 3 (20:27):
My her summers winding down, So I guess you're gearing
up for fall?
Speaker 7 (20:31):
And how John Boy, and we're going to cap off
the summer months with a real humdanger. I'm proud to
announce the first annual Dismal Seepage prune Teenth Festival.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
What Pruneteenth felt.
Speaker 7 (20:45):
It's our way to salute our senior citizens dismal seepage style,
and we feel that people your age deserve to be celebrated.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
What do you mean my age? How do you think
I am? Relaxed, methusla, nothing personal. We were going to
call it Geezer Palooza, but my mother in law didn't
care for that. Ah, she thought it was offensive. No,
that's her maiden name. Oh you can't please that old bat. Besides,
we're being sponsored by Gotta Go Prunes. Gotta Go Prunes.
(21:14):
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Speaker 7 (21:17):
I didn't ride it wondering about this. The weekend kicks
off with a big parade down Main Street. We got
the Golden Girls Bagpipe Ensemble on hand, the main float
with the Liverspot Lovely Senior Dance Troupe performing, and the
Shriner Senior League will be on hand. Well they'd be
driving rascals, No, they'll be in the little cars. But
they'll all be going twelve miles an hour single file
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with a left turned flinker. On the weekend is chalk
full of activities for our seniors, John Boy. We'll have
complaining booths set up around the furl and Husky campgrounds.
They can go and sit and complain to a perfect
stranger for as long as they like, sponsored by the
Beethoven School for the heart of We'll have plenty of
(22:02):
games as well. Whack a Millennial will be very popular.
A millennial, Oh yeah, you know, it's like whack a Mole.
You've seen that game. The seniors will be armed with mallets,
and real live millennials from the Miley Cyrus Juvenile Repeat
Offender Center will pop their heads.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
Up through the holes for old timers to whack. Is
a is a padded mallet?
Speaker 13 (22:21):
Right.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
We'll have knapping punts erected in strategic shady spots for
that quick three hour snooze. At ten am, food trucks
from Easy to Chew Chinese restaurant featuring soft or already
pre chewed food just right for the sensitive gums of
the Grammys and Grammys everywhere, and that will hold them
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until the dinner bell at four pm. Then they'll enjoy
a concert from Lawrence Welk cover band Florence Welk from Florence,
South Carolina. And that'll go on until the wee hours
of seven pm. And after a good night's rest, they'll
all attend the ribbon cutting at the all new Jeraactrick
Jerry Active's Senior Living Center sponsored by Gotta Go prunes
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An MQF Property Group.
Speaker 3 (23:12):
MQF Property Group is in Merwin q fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 9 (23:18):
So come on, John.
Speaker 7 (23:22):
To the big dismal Seapitch Proude Teeth Festival.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
You just gotta go. You think you're so.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Smart high like the way he does a y'all, let's
play some John Borgeffarty and need to review yesterday's question.
We found out, due to a small budget, props used
on the original Star Trek Shares were often made from
ordinary household objects. We found out what doctor McCoy's futuristic
medical scanner.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Was at Shaker.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
It was a fancy one. Yeah, today's John Borgeoffarty. Throughout history,
mankind has used various items as money. Precious metal, salt shells, wood, leather,
even large stone wheels were once used for payment. Well
there's even evidence that this still popular food product was
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also once you used as currency.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
You know, hot pockets.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
What y'all, guy, what ain't other big show you told?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Free lone across America, we play John boyd jepend next.
(24:50):
Good Friday Morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box. The
grummy old man Hey eats politics. I'm with him, chuck
for key words grumpy politics.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Just do that at the Big Box. I go fellow
a little for the show.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
If you're doing.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Is at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
And right now, let's play Yells live across America. It's
John Boy, Jeopany and now a man who once tried
to pay for stuff just by pointing at his own face.
He was at the grocery store picking up John Boy
and Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
They forgot it's warlet he's John almost works m up.
Let's Marjorie, My Marjorie? Is that you in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yes, Marjorie, Marjorie, I like I spelled it? Is that yours?
Or jackies M A j O R I E. Is
that what you spelled?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Marjorie? Sorry, you know I've been missed.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I was doing the margin thing and then put an
arree on it.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Okay, Oh you're so funny, Jean.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Okay potato.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh right, well, Marjorie, glad you hear baby, you got
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's redo
it here in case we're being joined by some late listeners.
Throughout history, mankind has used various items as money. Precious metal,
salt shells, wood, leather, and even large stone wheels were
once used for payment.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
There's even evidence that this still popular food product was
also once used as currency.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
What you thinking, Marjorie, cheese? You say cheese?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Good work match A.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
One hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
headed your way to Knoxville.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So glad you won.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
You're welcome bottom on the gure top of your news.
On the other side of Friday mornings.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Song recorded in the Big Show studio and I'm at
Zach Brown.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Good morning, this Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Radio for your Friday, June twenty, first full weekend of summer,
first one.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
We hit it right that morning.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
The Perfect Friday song recorded a living to make your
studio my bud, Zach Brown.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
You know allman chicken Friday cold beer on Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right, and the
radio with our spreads up and eat shed over Georgia
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pine and that's home, you know, sweet tea, beecan pine,
homemade whine, where the peaches grow in my house. It's
nothing much to talk about, but it's film in love
is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
And a little bit of chicken file coke beer on
Friday night.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
A pair of cheese and.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Fits us right, and the radio.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
A lot to see the song rides, See the love
in ma Maama's eyes, feel a touch of impress us child,
you know when mother's love.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Well, it's funny how it's the simple things in life
that mean most.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes. There's no dollar sign on a
piece of mind the side.
Speaker 13 (29:49):
Come to know. So if you agree, have a drink
with me. Raging glasses fall toast to.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
A little bit of ticky.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
File coke beer on Friday night, Apparent Jeanes, a feature
us righting, and the radio A lot seen son rides,
seen love MoMA's eyes, see the chuch of a pressure
us child, you know my thirst.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Lapiddle man, I thank God for my life.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Four the Stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly, let
it ring, Salute the ones who die, the ones.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
That give their lives so we don't have to sacrifice
all the things we love.
Speaker 13 (31:18):
Lie our chicken frock, don't beer on Friday Night, a
par of jeans, a fit just righting, and the radio,
but love to see the song riding.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
See loving my woman's eyes be the touch of oppress
us child, You know, Mother's.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Give me a little.
Speaker 13 (31:42):
Chicken fries, don't beer on Friday Night, apparent.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Of jeans, a fit just right, and radio, but love
to see the song ride.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
See loveing my woman's sides be the touch of oppressed.
Just child, your.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Woman, There's.
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No you can render like that.
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Good Friday morning, big shows on the radio and action.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Hello friends, you're all Palp bird bird here with another
nipple whistling. Installment of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode A Cold day in Hell. As our story opens,
a young boy finds a man has fallen through the
ice on a frozen lake.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Hold on, mister, I guess the group of a backpack.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hurry up, kid, I'm too damn old to be in
this freezing water too, long. I'm trying tagging so long.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Come on, man, I could just take my ass home. Okay, okay,
just do the best you can.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Here, grab the rope and I'll pull you out there.
That's better. Thanks, kid, here, help me out. Yeah, sure thing, boy,
your hair smells gray. I'm about a hug. Holly crap.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
I can't believe it's you.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
You're Joe Biden, that's right. And because I'm the president,
I can get you anything you want. Oh, anything, you
name it.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Kid, you're a national euro.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Well, let's see.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
I can use a new bike.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Done.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Oh maybe a new PlayStation.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
You got it.
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But I guess I better ask for a motorized wheelchair.
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Yeah what?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
You look perfectly healthy to me, so big and strapping
for your ease.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Speaker 13 (34:58):
No?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Not really?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Weird?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Well why on earth would a kid like you want
a motorized wheelchair?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Well, I have a.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Feeling I'm gonna need it when my dad finds out.
I saved your life.
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And how we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billie playhouse.
That coat looks awful tight. Maybe you shouldn't do them.
Top two butters. Tune in next time when we'll hear
that idiot Kamala Harris.
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who gonna be fun this summer? Hello?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Friends, are the dog days of summer hounding? You tired
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cure for the summertime blues. Well, load up that family
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Starting round, turn left.
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It's time to party down Democrat style and Uncle Joe
and Aunt Jill's summer funhouse. Everyone will be greeted by
old Uncle Joe himself.
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Thank you, can I before we start?
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Hey, all the kids come up behind me and rube
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up again.
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Then make yourself at home on the sprawling lawns, and
remember clothing and gender are optional. Frolic, breathe from fear.
You're protected by mostly sober snipers. Be sure to find
your way to the big tent in the rose garden
and get ready to croon your favorite tunes. It's karaoke
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with cousin Kamala. It's okay, she's not laughing at you.
No one knows why she's laughing. When the sun goes down,
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it's the sun's turned to shine Uncle Joe's son, that is,
it's Hunter's Home movies. Grab a bud light and get
comfortable on the lawn for a big triple feature Outdoors
under the Stars featuring Dude Where's My Coke? Crack to
the Future, and of course get snorty, so forget about
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sky high inflation, horrible gas prices and no borders. It's
time to treat yourself. It's Uncle Joe and Aunt Jill's
summer Funhouse.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I'm not gonna be a mule.
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I got something to do. I gotta go do boom boom.
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You might as well be here. You're already paying for it.
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Dad.
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play next
Cocky col I am making the sound of the rooster
to bid you good morning. This is Marie the French Babe.
You are waking up with John Boy and Billie on
the big show.
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Up on.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
It is Friday morning, right, Let's all celebrate Friday morning
and then to the first weekend of the summer.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
About that.
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Nice, so nice.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Just checking out the national days, you know we do
that first thing. There's a bunch of them on this
June the twenty first National Wygo Day. Why good beef,
my buddy dug down Hassle Cattle Company down in Texas. Y'all, man,
they delivered to your door, Hassle Cattle Company. Make sure
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I got I got his website right, Take that sou Hassle.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, man hoo does some good stuff. Why coop beef?
Speaker 6 (01:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
And out down there them cows they do not move
in Japanese, like he told me. I think he was
just I think he was just kidding me.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Londy, let you go.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You know, I'd like to have one, you know, bringing
to let him meet my black Angus cows.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
But I don't know if they're to understanding Jorge language.
Speaker 7 (02:00):
It is its Hasslecattle Company.
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Dot Com.
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There you go, y'all check that out there on the
National Wago Day. Uh tell them John Boys Enerjiew there'd
been another package of that. All right then, Uh, National
Peaches and Cream Day. That's the kind of corn I
was trying to tell you. Tell her that that we
got coming up. They'll share. This is you know, the
white and yellow kernels mixed all yeah, mixed all together. Uh,
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but this is like peaches in season, you know, peaches
and cream.
Speaker 7 (02:29):
Like peaches off the tree ice cream.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
National Take your Dog to Work Day, dog go on it.
And y'all has been asking about my dog Pearl. She's
still doing good, but she is getting old. I gotta
help her in and out of the truck.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Now you do have a high truck though.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, that's the truth.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
National Daylight Appreciation Day.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
This day recognizes summer solstice, all right, So the days
are gonna keep getting longer for a while. Is that
you know we had the longest day of the year
was just summer solsiue?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Is that the deal? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:02):
You got me on that.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Randy's supposed to notice stuff. I'm trying to answer you, yes, yes,
And it was Thursday yesterday.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, okay, all right, and now they're gonna start getting
shorter as we go.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Just by a little bit, all right. So that's why
it is the.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Daylight Appreciation Day. Let's appreciate the daylight. I know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
It was my fault.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
National Day of the Gong. I don't know what it means.
Don't don't need to National Selfie Day.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
We got that. Yeah, y'all take more selfies.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
That'd be a good idea day.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Go ahead and vidio it and when you fall down
or fall in a hole, it's as much more funnier.
Speaker 7 (03:41):
No, you don't have to worry. There's other people taking
the selfies. They'll catch it, that's true.
Speaker 8 (03:45):
You'll keep pulling your cars over when there's a wild
animal and you get a selfie with us.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
That's the dumbest people on the planet.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
What about our fine listeners in the grade State of
Arizona's National Arizona Day joined forty eight states to an
antiguous unit. Interestingly, Arizona became a state on Valentine's Day
in nineteen twelve. National Smoothie Day, National Seashell Day where
Sally Selson by the seashore. All right, we got three
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Gonna be a happy boy to get you going right.
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On the other side.
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Good morning, there's a big show on the radio celebrating Friday.
Gonna dedicate the happy Boys some to the boys from
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I was walking on the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bone, says, I have my wee
bubble hubb oh. Imna have to be boy, Ima have
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guns in the box and put him in a drawer.
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Oh we did good when things are going here? We
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and a half. Looked at the drawer and started to laugh,
because i'ma have to be boy.
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We hey.
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Good.
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Friday morning, got the big show on the radio here
is Oliver.
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Well, well, well, it's quite a world we live in nowadays,
isn't it One of The biggest problems is you don't
have any disposable income. After high prices at the grocery store,
gas pump, and taxes, there's not much left for entertainment.
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So what can you do?
Speaker 7 (12:10):
Well, like anything else in this world, you gotta make do.
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Just use your imagination. The world is full of thin
skinned idiots and humorless turns, just begging to get the
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proverbial wet end of the stick. That's your palette. So
let's get painting. Shall we go to a college campus
in a Bernie Sanders mask and yell, get a freaking job,
you losers, We're running out of money to give.
Speaker 12 (12:46):
You.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
Start an argument with a flat earther. Now, if you
don't know anything about earth science, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
They don't either.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Go to a vegan restaurant and or a steak. When
they offer you plant based options, remind them that cowsy
grass so steak is plant based. Go on Facebook and
every time someone posts a picture of their mother or daughter,
comment I'd hit that Eventually you're going to run into
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someone wearing a tupe. Don't say anything, just stare. Follow
them all over and just stare. A furrowed brow and
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only once, reach out like you're going to touch it.
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Go to a retirement community and glue quarters to the
sidewalk tip of the fedora to Rayford. Wander onto a
construction site wearing an ice hat and watch them scratch
ambo And if someone asked to see your credentials, just
tell them you're there to deliver ice ps. If you
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do do this, be sure to take some ice with you.
Find a place that allows whoever to use whichever bathroom
they want. Then take pictures of gender accurate peepeas and
wee weeze on the bathroom door. Stand back, and when
someone tries to go in the wrong one, just go ah.
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Get a stack of I'm a fool for fossil fuel
bumper stickers and put them on priuses and teslas. Irritate
people by misusing idioms. Man, this was a blessing in
the skies. Or don't take it for granted, or my favorite,
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the statue of limitations. Go to Starbucks and when they
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there won't be. When you go to the store's deli counter,
whisper to the server which one tastes the most like
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human flesh, like you've never wondered. Shut up. When someone
asks you if you know what time it is, say
yes and walk away. When you're at a sporting event
and your team scores, turn to the person next to
you and say high five, But don't put your hand up.
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If any of your friends have one of those automatic
spray air fresheners, put a lit candle in front of it.
Every nine minutes a fireball will shoot across the window.
And my favorite, stand in front of a victorious secret
And when a big girl tries to end to just
put your hand up and say, hah, there you go.
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What Pruneteenth felt.
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What do you mean my age? How do you think
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When you gotta go, you gotta go.
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I didn't ride it wondering about this. The weekend kicks
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with the Liverspot Lovely Senior Dance Troupe performing, and the
Shriner Senior League will be on hand. Well they'd be
driving rascals, No, they'll be in the little cars. But
they'll all be going twelve miles an hour single file
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with a left turned flinker. On the weekend is chalk
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games as well. Whack a Millennial will be very popular.
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You've seen that game. The seniors will be armed with mallets,
and real live millennials from the Miley Cyrus Juvenile Repeat
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Up through the holes for old timers to whack. Is
a is a padded mallet?
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Right.
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until the dinner bell at four pm. Then they'll enjoy
a concert from Lawrence Welk cover band Florence Welk from Florence,
South Carolina. And that'll go on until the wee hours
of seven pm. And after a good night's rest, they'll
all attend the ribbon cutting at the all new Jeraactrick
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To the big dismal Seapitch Proude Teeth Festival.
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Speaker 3 (23:28):
Smart high like the way he does a y'all, let's
play some John Borgeffarty and need to review yesterday's question.
We found out, due to a small budget, props used
on the original Star Trek Shares were often made from
ordinary household objects. We found out what doctor McCoy's futuristic
medical scanner.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Was at Shaker.
Speaker 3 (23:52):
It was a fancy one. Yeah, today's John Borgeoffarty. Throughout history,
mankind has used various items as money. Precious metal, salt shells, wood, leather,
even large stone wheels were once used for payment. Well
there's even evidence that this still popular food product was
(24:12):
also once you used as currency.
Speaker 7 (24:15):
You know, hot pockets.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
What y'all, guy, what ain't other big show you told?
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Free lone across America, we play John boyd jepend next.
(24:50):
Good Friday Morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box. The
grummy old man Hey eats politics. I'm with him, chuck
for key words grumpy politics.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Just do that at the Big Box. I go fellow
a little for the show.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
If you're doing.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
Is at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
And right now, let's play Yells live across America. It's
John Boy, Jeopany and now a man who once tried
to pay for stuff just by pointing at his own face.
He was at the grocery store picking up John Boy
and Billy grilling sauce.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
They forgot it's warlet he's John almost works m up.
Let's Marjorie, My Marjorie? Is that you in Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yes, Marjorie, Marjorie, I like I spelled it? Is that yours?
Or jackies M A j O R I E. Is
that what you spelled?
Speaker 7 (25:58):
Marjorie? Sorry, you know I've been missed.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
I was doing the margin thing and then put an
arree on it.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
Okay, Oh you're so funny, Jean.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Okay potato.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Oh right, well, Marjorie, glad you hear baby, you got
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Let's redo
it here in case we're being joined by some late listeners.
Throughout history, mankind has used various items as money. Precious metal,
salt shells, wood, leather, and even large stone wheels were
once used for payment.
Speaker 12 (26:34):
Well.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
There's even evidence that this still popular food product was
also once used as currency.
Speaker 4 (26:43):
What you thinking, Marjorie, cheese? You say cheese?
Speaker 7 (26:57):
Good work match A.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
One hundred twenty dollars worth of bulls not cleaning products
headed your way to Knoxville.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
So glad you won.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
You're welcome bottom on the gure top of your news.
On the other side of Friday mornings.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Song recorded in the Big Show studio and I'm at
Zach Brown.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Good morning, this Big Show.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Radio for your Friday, June twenty, first full weekend of summer,
first one.
Speaker 4 (28:05):
We hit it right that morning.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
The Perfect Friday song recorded a living to make your
studio my bud, Zach Brown.
Speaker 13 (28:25):
You know allman chicken Friday cold beer on Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right, and the
radio with our spreads up and eat shed over Georgia
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pine and that's home, you know, sweet tea, beecan pine,
homemade whine, where the peaches grow in my house. It's
nothing much to talk about, but it's film in love
is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
And a little bit of chicken file coke beer on
Friday night.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
A pair of cheese and.
Speaker 9 (29:17):
Fits us right, and the radio.
Speaker 13 (29:22):
A lot to see the song rides, See the love
in ma Maama's eyes, feel a touch of impress us child,
you know when mother's love.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
Well, it's funny how it's the simple things in life
that mean most.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the brist
tag on your clothes. There's no dollar sign on a
piece of mind the side.
Speaker 13 (29:49):
Come to know. So if you agree, have a drink
with me. Raging glasses fall toast to.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
A little bit of ticky.
Speaker 13 (29:57):
File coke beer on Friday night, Apparent Jeanes, a feature
us righting, and the radio A lot seen son rides,
seen love MoMA's eyes, see the chuch of a pressure
us child, you know my thirst.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Lapiddle man, I thank God for my life.
Speaker 13 (30:57):
Four the Stars and stripes, May freedom forever fly, let
it ring, Salute the ones who die, the ones.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
That give their lives so we don't have to sacrifice
all the things we love.
Speaker 13 (31:18):
Lie our chicken frock, don't beer on Friday Night, a
par of jeans, a fit just righting, and the radio,
but love to see the song riding.
Speaker 5 (31:32):
See loving my woman's eyes be the touch of oppress
us child, You know, Mother's.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Give me a little.
Speaker 13 (31:42):
Chicken fries, don't beer on Friday Night, apparent.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
Of jeans, a fit just right, and radio, but love
to see the song ride.
Speaker 13 (31:55):
See loveing my woman's sides be the touch of oppressed.
Just child, your.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Woman, There's.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
No you can render like that.
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Good Friday morning, big shows on the radio and action.
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Hello friends, you're all Palp bird bird here with another
nipple whistling. Installment of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode A Cold day in Hell. As our story opens,
a young boy finds a man has fallen through the
ice on a frozen lake.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Hold on, mister, I guess the group of a backpack.
Speaker 7 (33:54):
Hurry up, kid, I'm too damn old to be in
this freezing water too, long. I'm trying tagging so long.
Speaker 4 (34:01):
Come on, man, I could just take my ass home. Okay, okay,
just do the best you can.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Here, grab the rope and I'll pull you out there.
That's better. Thanks, kid, here, help me out. Yeah, sure thing, boy,
your hair smells gray. I'm about a hug. Holly crap.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
I can't believe it's you.
Speaker 7 (34:24):
You're Joe Biden, that's right. And because I'm the president,
I can get you anything you want. Oh, anything, you
name it.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Kid, you're a national euro.
Speaker 6 (34:35):
Well, let's see.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
I can use a new bike.
Speaker 12 (34:39):
Done.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Oh maybe a new PlayStation.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
You got it.
Speaker 7 (34:43):
But I guess I better ask for a motorized wheelchair.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Yeah what?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
You look perfectly healthy to me, so big and strapping
for your ease.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Speaker 13 (34:58):
No?
Speaker 7 (34:59):
Not really?
Speaker 6 (34:59):
Weird?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Well why on earth would a kid like you want
a motorized wheelchair?
Speaker 3 (35:05):
Well, I have a.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Feeling I'm gonna need it when my dad finds out.
I saved your life.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
And how we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billie playhouse.
That coat looks awful tight. Maybe you shouldn't do them.
Top two butters. Tune in next time when we'll hear
that idiot Kamala Harris.
Speaker 6 (35:31):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar edition
Laryer the cable guy. You're listening to the John Bourne
been a big show. I'm high beard and Richard Jimmons
with a wheel barrel hullabot holes, get her.
Speaker 7 (35:50):
Down, John moo and belly.
Speaker 4 (36:25):
Good morning. It's a big shon the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's your one hour alert, John Boys Wonderful Thing giveaway
number one hundred and eight. You got one hour to
get to your name and a half of that brand
new ball cup from Draft Kings. Sure, I've offered some
of my wonderful things that may have been slightly worn,
maybe worn harder than others. Please come in.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Brand new ball cup from Draft Kings can be your Yeah.
Speaker 6 (36:53):
I see a lot of people pay a lot of
money for like a sweaty towel that singers who staying
on stage with.
Speaker 13 (36:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:00):
Yeah, if you're Elvis, yeah, he's not charging much for
his stuff.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
You know, I've got one named hat Washers, y'all. Y'all
can look to try it. Why is it right for
give it a what?
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (37:14):
Of course not.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
Water anyway, one hour.
Speaker 3 (37:20):
Somebody's gonna get lunchy yeah, damn Well at the Big
Shoe dot Com. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up, we played beating the Blood Winter gets a hat,
T shirt, tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card
from Lord Tigers. That mean enough to philippt brand new
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custom Harley Davidson performance bagger that you can win along
with the trip of a lifetime till the eighty fourth
Annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. And man, that just scraped the
top of the price bag, a couple of electric bikes
go along. I mean like turbos, jewelry, is a shopping spree,
is a VIP stay sturges man, check it out. Just
(38:02):
go to the Big Show dot Com. Click on that
Lod Tigers banner give you all the info you need.
Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes. But first,
who gonna be fun this summer? Hello?
Speaker 7 (38:13):
Friends, are the dog days of summer hounding? You tired
of the same old, lameold vacations. Convinced there ain't no
cure for the summertime blues. Well, load up that family
truckster and set the GPS for Washington, DC. Sixteen hundred
Pennsylvania Avenue is your destination.
Speaker 11 (38:34):
Starting round, turn left.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
It's time to party down Democrat style and Uncle Joe
and Aunt Jill's summer funhouse. Everyone will be greeted by
old Uncle Joe himself.
Speaker 4 (38:48):
Thank you, can I before we start?
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Hey, all the kids come up behind me and rube
my leg down and then watch the hair come back
up again.
Speaker 7 (39:00):
Then make yourself at home on the sprawling lawns, and
remember clothing and gender are optional. Frolic, breathe from fear.
You're protected by mostly sober snipers. Be sure to find
your way to the big tent in the rose garden
and get ready to croon your favorite tunes. It's karaoke
(39:24):
with cousin Kamala. It's okay, she's not laughing at you.
No one knows why she's laughing. When the sun goes down,
(39:45):
it's the sun's turned to shine Uncle Joe's son, that is,
it's Hunter's Home movies. Grab a bud light and get
comfortable on the lawn for a big triple feature Outdoors
under the Stars featuring Dude Where's My Coke? Crack to
the Future, and of course get snorty, so forget about
(40:07):
sky high inflation, horrible gas prices and no borders. It's
time to treat yourself. It's Uncle Joe and Aunt Jill's
summer Funhouse.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
I'm not gonna be a mule.
Speaker 13 (40:18):
I got something to do. I gotta go do boom boom.
Speaker 7 (40:21):
You might as well be here. You're already paying for it.
Speaker 12 (40:32):
Dad.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Let's play on Friday. Beat the Blonde one eight hundred,
Big show. You told free line. We'll get a contestant
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