June 28, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday and we’ve got all of our usual Friday favorites lined up.. - Ricky B. Sharpe and Lucy R. star in today’s Playhouse entitled, “The Fender Bender”.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week a couple of Big Show favorites from our BitBox - “The Car Wreck Voicemail” and “The Ballad of Bruce Jenner”..
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Friday morning, I.
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That music to the loud? Why a man.
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In the wonderful Friday were at work? When we get
the finish and go.
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Home and have a weekend of fun the first week,
I'm so happy.
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That's right. Thirty days has September, April, June, and November,
so today's in twenty eighth. So we will uh well,
we'll start off with July on Monday morning when we
meet back here.
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But let's not worry about that. It's just fold the
whole weekend looking forward the morning. Okay, we're good.
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Let's see what's happening here National Paul Bunyan day. I
just saw a statue of him and the Big Blue somewhere.
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Is that local? Does a restaurant traveling well? There was.
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There was one in the news because it used to
be somewhere else in the and another company bought it
and moved it into like Missouri or somewhere. But it's
a giant one that's robotic.
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It somewhat. You know, somebody sits up in the head
in the heat.
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No air, no windows, no metal sculpture, not air on
Paul air.
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I know there's one on the way to Raleigh, or
you know, you're almost in Greensboro and you see off
to the left there.
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Yeah, like a cigarette out, Yeah, something like that.
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Yeah, I remember that, Paul right, the National Insurance Awareness Day,
Be aware of your insurance.
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I sure am. It was just paid. Oh boy, is
it only going up on me?
Speaker 9 (02:46):
Or is everybody seeing a little increase every everything's going
on every and it went from a year to like
six months now. And I've got a good record. It's
not like I did anything wrong. And they're like, we
gotta watch it.
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Right, Yeah, well they're probably runing some stats. Something's bound
to happen because it hadn't happened yet.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
It was like they did, let's do every six months
and then we can we can jack it up.
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Each day.
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I had some idiot run through the gate at the
farm when it was closing, and uh, you know it
was cheaper not to file the claim pay for it.
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He wasn't gonna do nothing better.
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So will you say idiot you mean a friend?
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No, this was a he was trying to take.
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Senses, first of all, and my daghy already told her
they don't live here, they live in Charlotte.
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And then they was trying to.
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Follow from my farm hand through and it's just like
round through the gate, got the gate on both sides
of his car going down, even damaged the side view mirrors.
And still the insurance wouldn't.
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That sounds like his insurance problem? You won't it turned
into be mine?
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Okay, I've been through that.
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Yeah, So anyway, Happy Friday. I'm wakeing goodness.
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I told you.
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running out, it's National Alaska Day, so that'd be a
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Hey buddy, I said.
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Texting?
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What takes y'all off?
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More?
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Seeing the text going down the road when you know
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I should.
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Good?
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Go, restaurant, bars, the bank.
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Everywhere they didn't want it to go.
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Is that the reason we don't have flying cars is
because of physics?
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Right?
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Airplanes are light? And I don't. I don't want to
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Ye for the news, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
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It is Friday who wants to buying on the drum?
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That do it?
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And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
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That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work.
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I hate work.
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I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad day.
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I don't, I don't.
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I'm just gonna say today, don't you just just.
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She's gone?
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Yeahday?
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What work work?
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What work? Work work? What are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
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We do have a life.
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I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
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What do you do for fun?
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Oh?
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No, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's that fun.
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Right work work, work work?
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Watch what work?
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What?
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Well?
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend Satday is Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
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Happiness and end up punch over somewhere Else's toilet.
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The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
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Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party. All
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Cool, bud Fi, don't.
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No I am today.
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I'm having the test paid.
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Work work work?
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What work? Work? What's what's work?
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Work?
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Work?
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I hate.
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Students.
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Dear Diary, this is Gary.
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They called me missed abuse.
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I can dig it.
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Well, Diary.
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We need a distraction. That's camera action. I got plenty
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Diary.
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This is something I've had bouncing around the old abuse
in Noodle for a while.
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Now.
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See this ain't the Screen Actors Guild SAGA Awards. This
here is the sexy Ass Grandma Sag Award. It's pretty
well known that once you hit your expiration date in Tinseltown,
they run you off like p Diddy in a daycare. Well,
excuse me, you dippy hollywoke jack holes. You is missing
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out on some wamdigious womanhoods. Always a winner, never a
lose a It's smoking hot Hoochi granny Palooza. Yaw Crazy
Frankie and I rented out the big Old Nights of
Columbus Hall in Burbay. See I wanted to join that
would hold a buttload of folks just dying for a
little peekaboob of the good old days, and your boy
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Garrett did not disappoint. Listen to this prestigious list of
award winners Diary. Missus Jenny McCarthy won the Motorboat Award
because you know she was awarded the trophy by Pam Anderson.
Seeing them two on stage is a real dual outboard.
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Taking home the nice trophy of if she smokes, she
Pokes was Jamie Lee Curtis. She might as well wear
a shirt that said open for business. The International Saga
Award went to Sarah Douglas. She's at evil Heifer that
rode shotgun with General Zod in that first Superman movie.
I'd like to get trapped in her forbidden zone.
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Yeah, yea yea ya.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
Ya ya ya yea, yeah, hey, dub that loser, General Zod.
Come on, show Gary that smoking bod do you see?
Lovin will give you a lift. Don't care about the mileage,
just how snugget shift automotive preferences.
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Ooh yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Missus Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn won the Flat but Still
Fine Award. You can see why old Kurt ain't kicked
her to the curve. They yell his age like fine
saddle leather. Morgan Fairchild walked away with the eight age
the damn day award.
Speaker 18 (18:21):
Damn.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Let's make some beautiful music, Morgan. I'll play piano, you
play the organ.
Speaker 22 (18:27):
Yeah, y ya ya yeah, yea yea yea yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
The Tea and Strumpet Award for Best English Skeezer goes
to Helen Mirren. Standing on her head or flat on
her back. You just can't beat that gravity, DeFi and rackh.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Receiving the statue went for the b Arthur So Ugly
She's Hot Award went to Ellen Barkin. This is the
kind of gal paper bags was made for marking. Ain't
just her name? Is what she looks like she should
be doing? Wait talking truth? Lord, I'm sorry. And the
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Grand Prize Miss sag Award goes to Envelope. Please Susan
Sarandon get it. Probably should have worn a bram ar
Off when he's younger. The night was a huge success.
Probably would have been better if the prize winner showed up.
That's okay, Me and Crazy Frankie are going to deliver
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door to door and that they show up next time. Well, Darry,
I got a ski daddle. I gott to drop off
shares Botox Avendro Awards comes with an Earl Shyp gift
certificate for a new top car. Do you believe in
life after love?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Until next time?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Darry x'es and O's gary sexy when I'm nasty?
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Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
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weathering sports.
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Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
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They're nothing sexy as than.
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A hot young man talking trash on the radio. I
like all them opinionated time men, Rock Limball, Jean Hannity,
Neil Board. They're snow on the roof. There's a fire
in the party. It's getting hot in here. I take
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off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
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Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
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Back when I was watching American Idol, one of my
favorites was Kelly Pickler, North Carolina girl from Albemarle in
the big show listening area here around Charlotte, North Carolina,
and I love they showed what she was signing in
and the guy didn't know what she was saying. I'm
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waving the city album and she said, I bur marl.
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You how to spell it?
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Dayler the A L B E R M albert A
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Yes, it's like Lancaster, South Carolina's right on the other
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Nothing Salisbury steak. Yeah.
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All right, then birthday to you. You haven't one.
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Dan, Well, let's jump in here for John Boyjepardy this
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And John boyn Billy if we've ever made a movie? Right,
but what you went to the movie?
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John Boy, good morning. Alright, Barbi, you got first shot
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holds the record for appearing together in the most movies.
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I'm gonna say the three stages. Okay, you're not going
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Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
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they appeared together in one hundred and ninety short films.
One hundred and ninety wow, ninety wow, one hundred ninety.
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That was the shorts, you know, and then they had
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How about that, you boy.
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Trade the park bunk this weekend. Good morning, that's a
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big shaw on the radio. You know how we celebrate Fridays.
The tune to get you going heart the Junior Nation
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We just followed a butler, this one for them slicked girls.
Them pick the girls.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
They white as hell's silent profiling way outside the city.
Got caml from bast pro gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 22 (29:33):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
You know I ain't no amateur. Too hot? Say my name?
You know who?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I am?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Too hot and I'm slapped out of money.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Man, Lead me hold a dollar, Man, leave me hold
a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow because trailer park
falk gonna give it to him. Trailer park falk gonna
give it here night, aflock'clock gonna give it to him.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
On Saturday night. And this bunch ain't right. Call the
neighborhood water.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check. Were about
to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth and Alabama.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma champ too hord.
It's designated driver time, too.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hordcast drunken driving. There's a crime, too hot. I'm not
next some waffle house too hid my head's kind of spinny. Man,
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, cause Trailer park falk
gonna give it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Trailer park fuk gonna give it to you. Traylor Park
funk gonna give it to you. Saturday night and we
about to fight.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Call the neighborhood, Who.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Call the neighborhood?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wan woo, call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey,
hey woo.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Conn Carold the neighborhood, Wald, Carl the neighborhood, Carol the
neighborhood walk.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
You know, Rack, I love you to death, but you
could be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Before we cut off that brand new playhouse, I want
to thank Imus a low sold tavern or Louis Plaida's
brother Chris. We used to have our sandwich construction company,
Breakfast and Champions all through the years of good Greg
boys at restaurants all over Charlotte, brother of got Loso
Tavern and South end of food Man and they got
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a dog friendly patio.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We took the whole Big Show.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Crew over yesterday after work hung out in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Many it's so good.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
Of course we needed homes out here, but may would
being there in the atmosphere with a great sports bar.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Did you count the TV's I think it was one
hundred and six.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, they're bringing dogs dog friendly on the patio. A
little so south Charlotte, Old Pineville Road coming to our fair,
queenst you make sure to stop Bible by Dave telling
me Si God.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now we ready for the playhouse action.
Speaker 22 (33:45):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert burn here with another jibbling,
exploding installment of the John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Fender Bender. As our story opens, Ricky b.
Sharp is clearly upset.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Let's say, let's say I need you front and seller pronto.
You got some spraining to do. You the chair picker.
Speaker 20 (34:10):
Oh hey, darling, don't don't you look nice today? And
you you must have been to the drug store because
you smell like all the good clothes.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
It was.
Speaker 22 (34:23):
Zip and sweet talker. What the hell happened to the rutmobile?
The dad gum Rutmobile. I'm getting it ready for the
big Independence State parading.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And here it is. Beat the hell?
Speaker 22 (34:36):
Oh yeah, oh thyet covered in branches, leaves, mud, and
a whole lot of blood.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Where about that? We'll see you. Better come clean with
me lest you forget.
Speaker 22 (34:46):
I am Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot and I
cannot have my signature vehicle involved in any sketchy shenanigans.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Did you hit a deer?
Speaker 13 (34:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh, thank the Lord.
Speaker 20 (34:58):
I hit a lawyer? What yeah, I didn't know what
to do, so I uh just come home.
Speaker 22 (35:06):
Well that explains all the blood. But where'd all the
other stuff come from?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Well?
Speaker 20 (35:09):
I wound up having a tast up through the park.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Sonova, and how.
Speaker 22 (35:20):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Get up upstairs a second.
Speaker 22 (35:25):
I'm so turned down the canbera contain myself.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's not the way up.
Speaker 22 (35:30):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the inbred drunk
at Dothan Body Shops.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (35:45):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over to his outfit now,
like listen to John Boy and Billy and that's they're
Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're funny.
Ha ha, that's funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started the morning I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. What you want, Yeah,
you can play.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
We still got Beating the Blonde coming up in minutes.
And of course the last wordy word rounds on the week.
You click I've on their contest button. When you go
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Speaker 1 (37:01):
We like to work in that boy, and.
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Here's your one hour reminder. In one hour, John Boy's
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Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Hang on,
bob Eyebox on the line from Nico Sports.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Let me tell you, we're getting ready to play Beating
the Blind for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snunt cleaning products, so you know how to do it?
All right, hang Onut, We'll play in minutes, but right now,
good morning, bye.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Well listen, it's always a pleasure to be with you,
John Boy and Billy, you know. And I was thinking
I was coming on here. There was a guy named
mister Peyton who played football at Tennessee, and when he
would go up to the liner scrimmage, many times he
would yell out, Omaha, omaha, omaha. Well guess what. Omaha
was the stage that was set for Tennessee winning their
(38:24):
first ever baseball championship in the school's history. And I
couldn't thought of a better connection there.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
You know, you got to go back.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
This is going way back, even past your birthday. Eighteen
ninety seven, that's when Tennessee baseball was first established. They
had never ever won a championship, a national championship in
baseball history, and now they have it. When they won
the College World series out in Omaha in three games.
(38:54):
They came back after losing that first game, they won
the last two games against Texas A and M. Now
they are the College World Series champions. And we've got
something that I think any volunteers fan is going to
want to get. And these are priceless, They are very
very reasonable, and it's going to help raise moneys for
the Make a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee. I'll give
(39:17):
out that phone number and website in just a moment,
but there's only two and twenty four of these baseballs
that come in a beautiful display case with a gold base.
They're forty nine dollars and ninety five cents each. You'll
get a numbered certificate of authenticity and the portion of
every baseball that we sell will go to the Make
(39:38):
a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee and help out Make
a Wish kids who have life threatening medical conditions. Now
which you'll get on the various panels of these baseball
you'll have the Tennessee official logo, another one, another panel
that says twenty and twenty four national champions along with
(40:00):
a Tennessee logo. Then we have the Lindseynelson Stadium facts.
That's where they play their home games. We have another
panel which has a Season to Remember, which will list
all the victories that they got out into College World
Series out in Omaha. So you get all that on
this beautiful football. It is stunning. I got a chance
(40:21):
to see a prototype of it today and it'll be
sent to you. Again. It's only forty nine dollars and
ninety five cents. But I do want to caution people
these will go fast because the price is low and
the amount of baseballs that we're producing is low, only
two thousand and twenty four. So here's how you can
go ahead and get them, John Boy Billy toll free
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number is one eight hundred three four five two eight
six ' eight. Again that's one eight hundred three four
five twenty eight sixty eight. Or go right to the
website nicosports dot com, ikcosports dot com. That's an ikcosports
(41:06):
dot com or one eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. Get yourself something. You put it up
on your shelf at home or in your trophy case.
I guarantee people will walk in say wow, where did
you get that baseball? And I should also point out
for Tennessee fans. I checked with Nico Sports and just
(41:26):
before coming on today, they we did a nineteen ninety
eight anniversary football for the volunteers to commemorate their big
season back there when they were number one. We've got
only fifty of those footballs left and aol priced also
at one nineteen ninety five. So you're gonna want to
maybe if you still are a Volunteers football fan, maybe
(41:49):
you want to get one of both the baseball or
the football.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
By calling that number, I'll workout baseball once again. Only
fourty nine nine five twenty twenty four may display case
ready to go. Man, it looks awesome. You gotta get one.
We got it set up too. When you go to
the Big Show dot com click on that Nico Sports matter,
it'll take you right to the website as well. Good stuff, Bob.
We appreciate you, buddy. Can't wait to talk to you again.
Speaker 14 (42:12):
Man.
Speaker 10 (42:13):
Uh okay, you have a great day and a really
good weekend coming up. Guys.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
All right, buddy, thanks so much. That goes Bob Niko
sports Man. This is awesome, y'all. We got it set up.
Go right to the Big Show dot Com click on
now like Bob says, is gonna sell out real quick. Alright,
this up man the walls. All right, well, let's play
Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show. You told
free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next
Good morning. You got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
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Langerfjord, Norway.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
After around to kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big Harring
smoothie and listening to the Big show with John Boy
and Bealey. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Think about it.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Friday morning, I.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That music to the loud? Why a man.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
In the wonderful Friday were at work? When we get
the finish and go.
Speaker 7 (01:23):
Home and have a weekend of fun the first week,
I'm so happy.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
That's right. Thirty days has September, April, June, and November,
so today's in twenty eighth. So we will uh well,
we'll start off with July on Monday morning when we
meet back here.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
But let's not worry about that. It's just fold the
whole weekend looking forward the morning. Okay, we're good.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Let's see what's happening here National Paul Bunyan day. I
just saw a statue of him and the Big Blue somewhere.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Is that local? Does a restaurant traveling well? There was.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
There was one in the news because it used to
be somewhere else in the and another company bought it
and moved it into like Missouri or somewhere. But it's
a giant one that's robotic.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It somewhat. You know, somebody sits up in the head
in the heat.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
No air, no windows, no metal sculpture, not air on
Paul air.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
I know there's one on the way to Raleigh, or
you know, you're almost in Greensboro and you see off
to the left there.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, like a cigarette out, Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah, I remember that, Paul right, the National Insurance Awareness Day,
Be aware of your insurance.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I sure am. It was just paid. Oh boy, is
it only going up on me?
Speaker 9 (02:46):
Or is everybody seeing a little increase every everything's going
on every and it went from a year to like
six months now. And I've got a good record. It's
not like I did anything wrong. And they're like, we
gotta watch it.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
Right, Yeah, well they're probably runing some stats. Something's bound
to happen because it hadn't happened yet.
Speaker 9 (03:03):
It was like they did, let's do every six months
and then we can we can jack it up.
Speaker 10 (03:06):
Each day.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
I had some idiot run through the gate at the
farm when it was closing, and uh, you know it
was cheaper not to file the claim pay for it.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He wasn't gonna do nothing better.
Speaker 9 (03:18):
So will you say idiot you mean a friend?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
No, this was a he was trying to take.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
Senses, first of all, and my daghy already told her
they don't live here, they live in Charlotte.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
And then they was trying to.
Speaker 6 (03:32):
Follow from my farm hand through and it's just like
round through the gate, got the gate on both sides
of his car going down, even damaged the side view mirrors.
And still the insurance wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That sounds like his insurance problem? You won't it turned
into be mine?
Speaker 8 (03:52):
Okay, I've been through that.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
Yeah, So anyway, Happy Friday. I'm wakeing goodness.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
I told you.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
I'll get his name from the wife. I'll talk about him.
That makes me feel a little bit better, all right,
running out, it's National Alaska Day, so that'd be a
good time to being Alaska. When our temperature this week
about nine to nine hundred degrees. All right, we got
three days in history saved up. They'll be very important.
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that waffle House prize. Back nineteen eighty five, the survey
by the US Transportation Department indicated that forty two percent
of drivers said they often drove faster than the illegal
fifty five mile an hour speed limit.
Speaker 9 (05:24):
And those are the ones that told the true that's.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
True forty two percent. You gotta see them go through
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Speaker 6 (05:36):
COVID nineteen cases serves in southern and western states, with California, Texas,
and Florida closing bars Arizona reports twenty percent of test
returning as positive. Randy was showing me where the tests
you do do to see if you got.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
COVID waste water? They don't. Actually, you know, oh, it's
gonna knock on your door, you know. Okay, so you're
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Speaker 6 (06:00):
A sir, and dog gone it in our jacket. I
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I want to Jex. I don't want to, Jean Stater,
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Tana was quarantined because she never had anyway Jackson. But
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Speaker 11 (06:22):
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Speaker 6 (06:22):
So uh, finally, let's do twenty twenty one air car
a prototype flying car. I'll give it a capable of
flying one thousand kilometers a six hundred miles at the
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Speaker 1 (06:45):
Yeah, that's that's where I want to buy my flying car.
Got a flying car? What we did well?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Prototype? I hadn't heard much about that in the last
three years.
Speaker 8 (06:56):
Well, another one was in the news just a couple
of weeks ago that actually completed in the US.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
But it's like one hundred and eighty nine thousand dollars.
I mean that's like we're not We're just buy an airplane.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh that's crazy, all right, get your slow plane.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
That sounds good.
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John Boy and Billy we give the prizes from the
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Being Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
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Guest time you love the best time you.
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Love a big shots.
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From maryon, North Carolina.
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We have shots.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hollering at Darryl. He's up Good morning.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Darryl, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Hey buddy, I said.
Speaker 15 (08:50):
Tell you one game.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
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Speaker 1 (09:04):
Awesome.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm ready, I'm ready.
Speaker 10 (09:05):
Let's do it.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Okay in five seconds. Three commonly broken traffic laws. Ready
go speeding, U not wearing a seatbelt?
Speaker 10 (09:15):
Texting?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What takes y'all off?
Speaker 13 (09:19):
More?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Seeing the text going down the road when you know
that does? Yeah? Yeah, I'm a truck driver.
Speaker 16 (09:25):
I see it all the time.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oh oh, I would be so hot. You got a
dash camera. You got a dash camera and.
Speaker 16 (09:31):
You I should have that.
Speaker 13 (09:34):
I should.
Speaker 16 (09:34):
That's a good idea, really should, good idea?
Speaker 12 (09:37):
Good?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
You ready got one. It's called letting bar yours for
a while.
Speaker 8 (09:40):
So one I put in there saved me on a
wild all right, now here we got back here category
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Go, restaurant, bars, the bank.
Speaker 10 (09:57):
The gym.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah about everywhere I wanted to, all right.
Speaker 16 (10:01):
Everywhere they didn't want it to go.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
Now, Daryl, for the wind. Three things that can fly ready.
Speaker 8 (10:08):
Go birds, planes, helicopters.
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There is a man on the Beautiful Marriage.
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Wobble House price back headed to you, old pad there, Darryl.
Appreciate you, buddy, Hey, appreciate the big so love you guys.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Man. I'll handle this, Brandy.
Speaker 6 (10:33):
Is that the reason we don't have flying cars is
because of physics?
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Right?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Airplanes are light? And I don't. I don't want to
get cards or out huh.
Speaker 14 (10:41):
Ye for the news, Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
It is Friday who wants to buying on the drum?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
That do it?
Speaker 16 (11:26):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 10 (11:31):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 4 (11:34):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 10 (11:37):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 17 (11:42):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
I hate work.
Speaker 17 (11:51):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I hate work.
Speaker 18 (11:57):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
I don't, I don't.
Speaker 18 (12:05):
I'm just gonna say today, don't you just just.
Speaker 17 (12:32):
She's gone?
Speaker 19 (12:44):
Yeahday?
Speaker 15 (12:50):
What work work?
Speaker 10 (12:53):
What work? Work work? What are we gonna do?
Speaker 13 (12:56):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
We do have a life.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 13 (13:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:04):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 10 (13:05):
We just we just work.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Here's here's that fun.
Speaker 10 (13:07):
Right work work, work work?
Speaker 11 (13:09):
Watch what work?
Speaker 17 (13:09):
What?
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Well?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 15 (13:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (13:15):
Weekend Satday is Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
Happiness and end up punch over somewhere Else's toilet.
Speaker 20 (13:23):
The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
Pal it's a brave man. I can kick party. All
will taste you is.
Speaker 13 (13:34):
Cool, bud Fi, don't.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
No I am today.
Speaker 12 (14:21):
I'm having the test paid.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Work work work?
Speaker 10 (14:32):
What work? Work? What's what's work?
Speaker 21 (14:34):
Work?
Speaker 10 (14:35):
Work?
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I hate.
Speaker 17 (14:39):
Students.
Speaker 6 (15:15):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. And
now an entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 11 (15:24):
Dear Diary, this is Gary.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
They called me missed abuse.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
I can dig it.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Well, Diary.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
This is a slow ass time in Hollywood. All the
big movies are shooting in Georgia because they can't afford
to shoot here. The small gets thicker than Sally Field's glasses.
And it's so hot. All the hookers are drawing more
flies than the dumpster. It's time somebody stepped up to
make things interesting in HollyHood. I came up with something
(15:55):
sure to turn some heads. Gary Busey, First Annual SAG Award.
We need a distraction. That's camera action. I got plenty
of brag on. We're about to get our sagal no
bizzle like show bizel who can't be topic ghizzle.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Diary.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
This is something I've had bouncing around the old abuse
in Noodle for a while.
Speaker 17 (16:15):
Now.
Speaker 11 (16:16):
See this ain't the Screen Actors Guild SAGA Awards. This
here is the sexy Ass Grandma Sag Award. It's pretty
well known that once you hit your expiration date in Tinseltown,
they run you off like p Diddy in a daycare. Well,
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lose a It's smoking hot Hoochi granny Palooza. Yaw Crazy
Frankie and I rented out the big Old Nights of
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little peekaboob of the good old days, and your boy
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Garrett did not disappoint. Listen to this prestigious list of
award winners Diary. Missus Jenny McCarthy won the Motorboat Award
because you know she was awarded the trophy by Pam Anderson.
Seeing them two on stage is a real dual outboard.
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Taking home the nice trophy of if she smokes, she
Pokes was Jamie Lee Curtis. She might as well wear
a shirt that said open for business. The International Saga
Award went to Sarah Douglas. She's at evil Heifer that
rode shotgun with General Zod in that first Superman movie.
I'd like to get trapped in her forbidden zone.
Speaker 4 (17:46):
Yeah, yea yea ya.
Speaker 11 (17:47):
Ya ya ya yea, yeah, hey, dub that loser, General Zod.
Come on, show Gary that smoking bod do you see?
Lovin will give you a lift. Don't care about the mileage,
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Speaker 4 (18:00):
Ooh yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:03):
Missus Kurt Russell Goldie Hawn won the Flat but Still
Fine Award. You can see why old Kurt ain't kicked
her to the curve. They yell his age like fine
saddle leather. Morgan Fairchild walked away with the eight age
the damn day award.
Speaker 18 (18:21):
Damn.
Speaker 11 (18:24):
Let's make some beautiful music, Morgan. I'll play piano, you
play the organ.
Speaker 22 (18:27):
Yeah, y ya ya yeah, yea yea yea yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:33):
The Tea and Strumpet Award for Best English Skeezer goes
to Helen Mirren. Standing on her head or flat on
her back. You just can't beat that gravity, DeFi and rackh.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 11 (18:43):
Receiving the statue went for the b Arthur So Ugly
She's Hot Award went to Ellen Barkin. This is the
kind of gal paper bags was made for marking. Ain't
just her name? Is what she looks like she should
be doing? Wait talking truth? Lord, I'm sorry. And the
(19:08):
Grand Prize Miss sag Award goes to Envelope. Please Susan
Sarandon get it. Probably should have worn a bram ar
Off when he's younger. The night was a huge success.
Probably would have been better if the prize winner showed up.
That's okay, Me and Crazy Frankie are going to deliver
(19:28):
door to door and that they show up next time. Well, Darry,
I got a ski daddle. I gott to drop off
shares Botox Avendro Awards comes with an Earl Shyp gift
certificate for a new top car. Do you believe in
life after love?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Until next time?
Speaker 11 (19:51):
Darry x'es and O's gary sexy when I'm nasty?
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weathering sports.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
They're nothing sexy as than.
Speaker 15 (20:18):
A hot young man talking trash on the radio. I
like all them opinionated time men, Rock Limball, Jean Hannity,
Neil Board. They're snow on the roof. There's a fire
in the party. It's getting hot in here. I take
(20:41):
off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Back when I was watching American Idol, one of my
favorites was Kelly Pickler, North Carolina girl from Albemarle in
the big show listening area here around Charlotte, North Carolina,
and I love they showed what she was signing in
and the guy didn't know what she was saying. I'm
(21:45):
waving the city album and she said, I bur marl.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
You how to spell it?
Speaker 13 (21:53):
Right off?
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Dayler the A L B E R M albert A
R L. I mean it was.
Speaker 9 (22:01):
They love the Southern accent over there in Hollywood, don't they.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
She's like out ma out mall Salmon.
Speaker 6 (22:09):
Yes, it's like Lancaster, South Carolina's right on the other
side of the North Carolina line with a farm.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah, Lankster Leinster.
Speaker 8 (22:18):
You can always tell when the traffic reporter is from
out of town when they get to Salisbury.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Yeah, where the big show warehouse is man by Donnie Presley.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Nothing Salisbury steak. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:33):
Anyway, But Kelly Pickler is thirty eight years old today,
so maybe on the show that'dy birthday Kelly.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
All right, then birthday to you. You haven't one.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
We're gonna call all happy boys, play some John Boy Jeopardy,
keep the winning going as a big show rolls on
Good Morning, got a big show on the radio, getting
ready to bang on the drum. Let me tell you
about what you can win on John Boy Jeopardy in minutes.
It's a mount Olive Pickles Prize pack. It includes amount
Olive hat, T shirt and a three pack of pickle juicers.
(23:04):
It's a number one pickle brand in the US, making
great products since nineteen twenty six as a corner of
Cucumber and vine. Hit the Big Show dot com. Click
on them mount All the Pickles ban to get all
info you need, hang on win it right here in.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
Minutes, but first get it out.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Boys.
Speaker 16 (23:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble hobble hobbhubb feeling in my bones, says I have
my weed bubble hubble hobble hobb. Oh, i'mna have to
be boy. I'm happy to be boy.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Oh good when things are going here?
Speaker 16 (23:43):
We Hey, my little.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Box pot got in my car.
Speaker 16 (23:46):
Ubble hubble ubble hobb Hubbo, but it's guts in the
box and put him in a drawer. Hubble a hubble hubbubb. Oh,
i'ma have to be boy. I'ma have be boy.
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Oh and good when things are going here?
Speaker 16 (23:58):
We hey, hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half. Hubbo I looked through the
(24:20):
drawer and started to laugh. Hubbo, because i'ma have me Boy,
Ima have me Boy, Oh in the good when things
are going here?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
We hey.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
All right, heartbeat and head sweating.
Speaker 6 (24:39):
Just play John Boy Jeopardy, Oh, perfect review Yesterday's question.
We found out in nineteen thirty eight, before offering to
sell this product in a multi pack, manufacturers conducted a
study to determine the maximum quantity a woman could safely
carry with one hand.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
That would be a six pack of beer. Have you
ever heard that in your life? I never hear heard that.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
That's true though, and you know the beer was perhaps
blue ribbon.
Speaker 6 (25:03):
That about that? Here you go as our whole racing teams. Yoh,
that about that?
Speaker 19 (25:07):
All right?
Speaker 6 (25:08):
Dan, Well, let's jump in here for John Boyjepardy this
Friday morning. This comedy team holds the record for appearing
together in the most movies.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
And John boyn Billy if we've ever made a movie? Right,
but what you went to the movie?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
We sure did what you all got one eight hundred
Big show you told free line across America. We played
John Boy jependeen next. Good morning, it's a big SHAWNA
(25:56):
radio ron it to you Friday morning. Today's feats your
track from the Big Show, Big Box The Ballad or
Bruce Jenner. But the way to cap Caitlyn Jenner week
at the big show at a big box.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And right now, let's play.
Speaker 6 (26:12):
Jass live across America.
Speaker 21 (26:15):
It's John Boy jempany waa and now your host. His
big idea for our movie had a giant mosquito attacking
the state capitol, and he saves the day by calling
in the swat team.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
He's John Boy. Say hey to.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Barbara out of Greenville, Tennessee. Good morning, Barbara, Good morning,
John Boy, good morning. Alright, Barbi, you got first shot
at it this morning. Looking for the comedy team that
holds the record for appearing together in the most movies.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm gonna say the three stages. Okay, you're not going
with a duo?
Speaker 9 (26:59):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (26:59):
You going with three of stooges. You did it man,
three stooges. So renza deal here, he said. Found out
they appeared together in one hundred and ninety short films.
One hundred and ninety wow, ninety wow, one hundred ninety.
(27:22):
That was the shorts, you know, and then they had
six feature films. So the closest competitors were Laurel and Hardy,
who had one hundred one hundred shorts and twenty three
feature films. Okay, Stan Laurel, Oliver, Hardy Stillton, Honor Oliver
right here on the Big show.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
How about that, you boy.
Speaker 6 (27:43):
We'll do a history say sometimes, Barbara.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
You did it, baby, you big old.
Speaker 6 (27:47):
Mount Olive Pickles prize pack headed over to Greenville for you.
Thank you, sir, Thank you.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Welcome y'all, have a great day, and I love y'all
from Greenville.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I love you too, baby. You hang on Friday is
the bottom of a guy word. There's a top of
your new right on the other side, horting boys. I
wanna do that Friday Shaw and.
Speaker 6 (28:13):
Trade the park bunk this weekend. Good morning, that's a
(28:51):
big shaw on the radio. You know how we celebrate Fridays.
The tune to get you going heart the Junior Nation
Man looking forward to the weekend, Ladies and gentlemen, The Junior.
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Nation manpers it's a more or less true.
Speaker 23 (29:08):
Story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy hisself,
mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like the bud Wiser's
ice coat.
Speaker 4 (29:18):
We just followed a butler, this one for them slicked girls.
Them pick the girls.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
They white as hell's silent profiling way outside the city.
Got caml from bast pro gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 22 (29:33):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 12 (29:37):
Too hot?
Speaker 4 (29:39):
You know I ain't no amateur. Too hot? Say my name?
You know who?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
I am?
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Too hot and I'm slapped out of money.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Man, Lead me hold a dollar, Man, leave me hold
a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow because trailer park
falk gonna give it to him. Trailer park falk gonna
give it here night, aflock'clock gonna give it to him.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
On Saturday night. And this bunch ain't right. Call the
neighborhood water.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 5 (30:23):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check. Were about
to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth and Alabama.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma champ too hord.
It's designated driver time, too.
Speaker 5 (30:53):
Hordcast drunken driving. There's a crime, too hot. I'm not
next some waffle house too hid my head's kind of spinny. Man,
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little holler, cause Trailer park falk
gonna give it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:13):
Trailer park fuk gonna give it to you. Traylor Park
funk gonna give it to you. Saturday night and we
about to fight.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
Call the neighborhood, Who.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Call the neighborhood?
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wan woo, call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey,
hey woo.
Speaker 4 (31:53):
Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 12 (31:54):
Conn Carold the neighborhood, Wald, Carl the neighborhood, Carol the
neighborhood walk.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
You know, Rack, I love you to death, but you
could be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (32:40):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 6 (32:42):
Before we cut off that brand new playhouse, I want
to thank Imus a low sold tavern or Louis Plaida's
brother Chris. We used to have our sandwich construction company,
Breakfast and Champions all through the years of good Greg
boys at restaurants all over Charlotte, brother of got Loso
Tavern and South end of food Man and they got
(33:04):
a dog friendly patio.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
We took the whole Big Show.
Speaker 6 (33:07):
Crew over yesterday after work hung out in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Many it's so good.
Speaker 6 (33:14):
Of course we needed homes out here, but may would
being there in the atmosphere with a great sports bar.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Did you count the TV's I think it was one
hundred and six.
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Yeah, they're bringing dogs dog friendly on the patio. A
little so south Charlotte, Old Pineville Road coming to our fair,
queenst you make sure to stop Bible by Dave telling
me Si God.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Now we ready for the playhouse action.
Speaker 22 (33:45):
Hello friends, your old pal Bert burn here with another jibbling,
exploding installment of the John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode the Fender Bender. As our story opens, Ricky b.
Sharp is clearly upset.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
Let's say, let's say I need you front and seller pronto.
You got some spraining to do. You the chair picker.
Speaker 20 (34:10):
Oh hey, darling, don't don't you look nice today? And
you you must have been to the drug store because
you smell like all the good clothes.
Speaker 4 (34:20):
It was.
Speaker 22 (34:23):
Zip and sweet talker. What the hell happened to the rutmobile?
The dad gum Rutmobile. I'm getting it ready for the
big Independence State parading.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And here it is. Beat the hell?
Speaker 22 (34:36):
Oh yeah, oh thyet covered in branches, leaves, mud, and
a whole lot of blood.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Where about that? We'll see you. Better come clean with
me lest you forget.
Speaker 22 (34:46):
I am Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot and I
cannot have my signature vehicle involved in any sketchy shenanigans.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Did you hit a deer?
Speaker 13 (34:55):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:56):
Oh, thank the Lord.
Speaker 20 (34:58):
I hit a lawyer? What yeah, I didn't know what
to do, so I uh just come home.
Speaker 22 (35:06):
Well that explains all the blood. But where'd all the
other stuff come from?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Well?
Speaker 20 (35:09):
I wound up having a tast up through the park.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Sonova, and how.
Speaker 22 (35:20):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Get up upstairs a second.
Speaker 22 (35:25):
I'm so turned down the canbera contain myself.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
That's not the way up.
Speaker 22 (35:30):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the inbred drunk
at Dothan Body Shops.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 19 (35:45):
I'm working with mister Bill Cops over to his outfit now,
like listen to John Boy and Billy and that's they're
Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're funny.
Ha ha, that's funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started the morning I ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. What you want, Yeah,
you can play.
Speaker 6 (36:45):
We still got Beating the Blonde coming up in minutes.
And of course the last wordy word rounds on the week.
You click I've on their contest button. When you go
to the Big Show dot com. He can't get through,
we'll call you.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
We like to work in that boy, and.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Here's your one hour reminder. In one hour, John Boy's
Wonderful Things give away one hundred and nine two double
axl embroidered polo shirts, one from the Aching Holo Club
of a polo shirt.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
It's a real polo shirt.
Speaker 6 (37:21):
You will call our other in a nice golf shirt
from Rough and Tough Golf Carts. Morning, Morning, Morning, one hour,
one hour, Morty, that's run one hour.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Go to the Big Show dot com. It gets your
name of the hat. You want exchas to win this
now says in an hour Morning Horny Morny I got it.
Good morning, got a big show on the radio. Hang on,
bob Eyebox on the line from Nico Sports.
Speaker 6 (37:49):
Let me tell you, we're getting ready to play Beating
the Blind for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
bull snunt cleaning products, so you know how to do it?
All right, hang Onut, We'll play in minutes, but right now,
good morning, bye.
Speaker 10 (38:00):
Well listen, it's always a pleasure to be with you,
John Boy and Billy, you know. And I was thinking
I was coming on here. There was a guy named
mister Peyton who played football at Tennessee, and when he
would go up to the liner scrimmage, many times he
would yell out, Omaha, omaha, omaha. Well guess what. Omaha
was the stage that was set for Tennessee winning their
(38:24):
first ever baseball championship in the school's history. And I
couldn't thought of a better connection there.
Speaker 4 (38:31):
You know, you got to go back.
Speaker 10 (38:33):
This is going way back, even past your birthday. Eighteen
ninety seven, that's when Tennessee baseball was first established. They
had never ever won a championship, a national championship in
baseball history, and now they have it. When they won
the College World series out in Omaha in three games.
(38:54):
They came back after losing that first game, they won
the last two games against Texas A and M. Now
they are the College World Series champions. And we've got
something that I think any volunteers fan is going to
want to get. And these are priceless, They are very
very reasonable, and it's going to help raise moneys for
the Make a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee. I'll give
(39:17):
out that phone number and website in just a moment,
but there's only two and twenty four of these baseballs
that come in a beautiful display case with a gold base.
They're forty nine dollars and ninety five cents each. You'll
get a numbered certificate of authenticity and the portion of
every baseball that we sell will go to the Make
(39:38):
a Wish Foundation of East Tennessee and help out Make
a Wish kids who have life threatening medical conditions. Now
which you'll get on the various panels of these baseball
you'll have the Tennessee official logo, another one, another panel
that says twenty and twenty four national champions along with
(40:00):
a Tennessee logo. Then we have the Lindseynelson Stadium facts.
That's where they play their home games. We have another
panel which has a Season to Remember, which will list
all the victories that they got out into College World
Series out in Omaha. So you get all that on
this beautiful football. It is stunning. I got a chance
(40:21):
to see a prototype of it today and it'll be
sent to you. Again. It's only forty nine dollars and
ninety five cents. But I do want to caution people
these will go fast because the price is low and
the amount of baseballs that we're producing is low, only
two thousand and twenty four. So here's how you can
go ahead and get them, John Boy Billy toll free
(40:43):
number is one eight hundred three four five two eight
six ' eight. Again that's one eight hundred three four
five twenty eight sixty eight. Or go right to the
website nicosports dot com, ikcosports dot com. That's an ikcosports
(41:06):
dot com or one eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. Get yourself something. You put it up
on your shelf at home or in your trophy case.
I guarantee people will walk in say wow, where did
you get that baseball? And I should also point out
for Tennessee fans. I checked with Nico Sports and just
(41:26):
before coming on today, they we did a nineteen ninety
eight anniversary football for the volunteers to commemorate their big
season back there when they were number one. We've got
only fifty of those footballs left and aol priced also
at one nineteen ninety five. So you're gonna want to
maybe if you still are a Volunteers football fan, maybe
(41:49):
you want to get one of both the baseball or
the football.
Speaker 6 (41:52):
By calling that number, I'll workout baseball once again. Only
fourty nine nine five twenty twenty four may display case
ready to go. Man, it looks awesome. You gotta get one.
We got it set up too. When you go to
the Big Show dot com click on that Nico Sports matter,
it'll take you right to the website as well. Good stuff, Bob.
We appreciate you, buddy. Can't wait to talk to you again.
Speaker 14 (42:12):
Man.
Speaker 10 (42:13):
Uh okay, you have a great day and a really
good weekend coming up. Guys.
Speaker 6 (42:17):
All right, buddy, thanks so much. That goes Bob Niko
sports Man. This is awesome, y'all. We got it set up.
Go right to the Big Show dot Com click on
now like Bob says, is gonna sell out real quick. Alright,
this up man the walls. All right, well, let's play
Beat the Blonde one eight hundred, big show. You told
free Line. We'll get a contestant and play next
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