July 26, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll celebrate the coming weekend with our usual Friday favorites.. - Big Show Host, turned Chicken Farmer, John Boy shares a trick to find out if your eggs are rotten.. - Today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse is set in a hospital.. - John Boy gives away some more of his “stuff”.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - Oliver turns his attention to John Boy’s dog, Pearl.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with Carl Childers..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me, they're a
lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oo.
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It's a big show on the radio. Friday, July twenty six.
It will go. She's a little high and there ain't
nonna cure for the summer time blue. We got one
right here. Look at you all up man at six
a m Eastern, five central, four am, Mountain Top. Go
(01:25):
back to bed, See you later, now, y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
We up.
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We had it, see alright, good feeling freshkey. On the Fridays,
Mojoe used to say, it is.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Alright now, baby said, settle it down, will you no?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We hit the ground running. I'm leaving it up on
purpose too. Here take Randy first, ay, says a good
mission accomplish. Oh nice little aunt Uncle's day. Let me
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for each is here, National talk in an elevator Day,
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July twenty six commemorates the signing of the Americans with
Disabilities Act of nineteen ninety On these days, all right,
I know about y'all, I'm about war else see soon.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I literally didn't need any of that information, none of it.
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can win that waffle House prize pack. July twenty six
it was nineteen fifty five Ted Allen made seventy two
ringers in a row, horseshoe pitching and Murray Utah seventy two.
(04:20):
Dili twenty thirteen, the French parliament lifted a ban on
insulting the president that had been in place since eighteen
eighty one. There were them French doing it had been
illegal to insult the French president, and those who risk
it could be fined, but the government lifted the ban
(04:40):
after the European Court of Human Rights ruled that the
law violated the freedom of expression. It's okay, all out
keeping eye on Biden. I want if he'll past that.
Four he scoots and finally on this date. In twenty
four team, the Chinese government suspended a Shanghai meat dealer
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and made arrest after the company sold out of date meat.
The fast food change including Yeah, McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
That was back in twenty fourteen. Well, alright, there you go.
It's a categories one eight hundred Big Show. You told
free line. We play Outburst next, Good Morning. It's a
(05:51):
big showing the radio rolling through your Friday. Today's featuring
track for the Big Show. Bit Box, the Odd Couple
starring Carl Childers and all hard grades. Those are gay words.
Odd Couple, it's stuffing the bed box hand to make
sure don't come around. Excuse gonna win a.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Minute, up Christ Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy Billy give the prizes from
the big Prize Pa.
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Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
This should really be a lot of funs.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
We got a good.
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Ghost you love the best time the big shots. Let's say, Hey,
the Jared from none nor.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Shots.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Good morning, Jared.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Good morning. I hope you're about doing well.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We are the body welcome in here. All right, we're
Jared for you. Jared. Let's get you through these three
categories and get you that waffle House prize pack. Well,
when's the last time you went to a waffle house? Jared?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Man?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
I go honest, about least once a month at least. Nice.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
All right, we're gonna dress you up for you. Next one.
Here we go, Jared. Give us three backyard games, ready.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Go, Cornhole, horseshoe, and croquete.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Ma'am. Now give us three insults ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
You're ugly, you're stupid in your pack?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Wow, all three of them, with all of them, Jared
for the wind. Three things you shouldn't eat that's expired?
Ready go, let's say milk, meat and eggs. Had to
(08:01):
test an egg? Remind about that first and first of all,
I want to get into the expired thing. Who in
here is a big expired My wife is one of those.
You know it was old commercial go through refrigerator when
the ass there expired expired? Yeah, are y'all a stickler
on those days?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Because you know man, I ain't got you gotta smell it.
I wanna tell my wife. No, they're doing this because
you know they won't make money. They want you to
buy more. It's it's actually government regulation. Of course. Well
there you go.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
David tells our dogs, he's trying to kill us canal.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
So David just gets on. If you like that, you
smell it. If it doesn't smell back, if you.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Look closer, it might say best, which means the manufacturer
things that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It's all right, No, that makes sense right there too.
All right, now, now I was gonna give you all
a tip on the eggs. You want to see if
eggs are good. Get a cup of water or something
water big enough and put the egg in it. If
it goes to the bottom, it's fine. If it floats,
it's old. Okay, you know that, Jared. And then and
(09:14):
then look at the float because sometimes they will come
up and just a little touch, a little of the
egg will be floating, and you know, and that's another
thing I'll do. Wife said, no, if it touches the top,
we need give it that agg So.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
There's degrees of floats, like you want me to watch
it now, and like grade the float more advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I would recommend y'all trying that me as an expert.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Excuse me just say anybody just now tuning in, they're
talking about eggs.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's a bad egg. Yeah, it will float. Then it's
up to you.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You want a floater and not a sinker again, no,
no singer.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, and not a floater. Thanks for trying to help.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, I just wanted to clarify.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So so we're good then, and Jared's got the waffle
House Prize packed one first seg this morning. So all right,
congratulations Jared, I thank you guys. Got a shout out, yeah,
of course you go. Sorry, we'll have a time. Of
course you can't go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
And now don't give a shout out to y'all. Y'all,
y'all make that drive to work better every morning, man,
and get a shout out with my cousin Corey and
everybody else. I hear slinging concrete today.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
All right, right, Jed, we'll h high drake, my boy.
We appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
My last time listener, first time get her through her awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Alright, we're gonna jump out and cut you up on
your news and then back to the Aglan bench, y'all,
bluck bluck talking, good morning. That's a big showing the
(11:27):
radio hard. I thought was finished with the chicken and
the egg. Ready to find out why the egg floats.
It's going bad because inside is decomposing. Out of as
it decomposes, it creates gases, and that the gas and
caused it to float. So that's why. Yeah, well the
judge that float, don't spectator gag it. Look, I'm glad
(11:53):
we cracked this egg open. The bird girl jumped out.
That's just this morning. Jackon go with.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
John Boy Billy.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Everything is going to be all right, John Boy Billy,
you know you are the best. Come on now, clap
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rap master of the old man singer Kelly rappers like
you have differing.
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On your big show.
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Were more. There's the rock and roll Station ten years
and coming more. Well, that's just good morning. You got
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your Friday with a big show.
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And there we go.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
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Yo, Hey, what super dude, Yo? What's crack a lacking?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Y'all? Good?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Oh it's so old.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I've been doing okay, but I've just been sweating, and
I've been sitting around the house and Macy thinking about
stuff you want here?
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Summer?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
John boy?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Dude, you're a farmer, right you take care of chickens?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Does that make you like a chicken tender?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I was like watching the National Geographic Channel, and I
realized that gray Robin is just premature archaeology. If if
you gotta think about it, de fault. You know, when
someone says you're slow as a snail, why do we
ever see them coming? If they're so slow? I mean,
(14:07):
it's like, what on snail on my window?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Like?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Jackie ever noticed that snakes are just tails with faces?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
She didn't like that one.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I'm not saying like I don't like cold, hard cash,
but humans are the only.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Species who actually pay to live on the planet.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Y'all've missed me, And.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I've been thinking hard, like what if those really aren't
stars up there? And they're just like holes poked into
the containers? So we can all like breathe. Your actions
are supposedly they speak louder than words, but you know,
(15:09):
speaking is also an action. So ever, wonder, ever, wonder
if one teacher can't like teach a kid all the subjects,
then why is one kid.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Expected to study all the subjects?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Anarchy? If someone dies in a living room, is it
still a living room? Each time that you light your lighter,
your lighter gets lighter. Until you're lighter gets no light,
(15:53):
it won't.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Light all right.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs. Dude, Mosquitoes
use blood.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
To make their eggs.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Like, dude, that means you're one third their father. HiT's
your heart?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
If maters are fruit, does that mean ketchups like a
fruit smoothie. Okay, I can see y'all need to take
a break one more and then like I gotta go.
I don't notice when you ask someone their name, you're
really just asking them what sound you should make to
(16:44):
get their attention.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Well from now on, alright, Like that's it for now.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
He broke in, and I'll keep.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Thoughts.
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Is brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat product
because it's four twenty somewhere.
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Oh, oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you there.
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This is Professor Merwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
a head of big Show Science and History Division, and
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
I mean when I say there will be history, I
didn't mean to apply a negative. I simply meant that
they they Oh what did I mean?
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Good morning?
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Oh? O god? Yeah?
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Long we got the bird family up and out them
this morning. Go ahead any time.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
If it's your birthday today, then on this special occasion,
Bob White, h and worple Will would love to chirp
happy birthday to you. All right, by White and worple Will,
are you ready to chirp Happy birthday on this special occasion?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
If you have any purday, this Jude out of twenty
six you are sharing one with Mick Jagger of the
Rolling Stones. How old do you think Mick is? Y'all
looked at it and four eighty one years old, Step Tours.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
That's crazy, it is, yeah, And you remember when he
was much younger, he pontificated about, well, we're not going
to be doing this when we're in our fifties.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Are we out?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I love be We'll get to see the stones for
the first time. You know, guysn't was to do that. Yeah,
I'm More'll see what happens. There's a Sandra Bullock O
girl went to Eastern North Carolina East Carolina University.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
There.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She is sixty years old the day. Yeah, she hooked
up with Jesse, the motorcycle guy who made that tank
that I went turkey hunting with that They put Phil
Harrison's ashes in and hugging in the bearing. See he
was a jerk. Oh no, no, Jesse. Jesse turned out
(20:10):
to be a jerk, didn't it. Well, you know it
was that this guy motorcycle shop who paints the motor
socles that went turkey hunting with him, just did in Nebraska.
That's crazy. You have said all about it. She was hurt,
she's moved on sunder. She has good be right, Yeah,
she's gonna be good. All that money, right, So then
the man bam actress Kate Beckham. Cell don't have any
(20:33):
connections to Kate.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Do you know.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
She was in some of those Van Hilsing movies. Did
you ever see the Van Hilting. No, it's very pretty.
You would you would recognize her if you sorr yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I hadn't had any actions with the actor Kevin spacey
and that's a good thing from what I hear lately. Wow,
he's sixty five years old, is he still you know,
out cut out and going for the stuff that he
was doing?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Well, I mean he hasn't been found guilty, that's right.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
He was in fact found it was so innocent to
the charges as right. So now he's like penniless and
I can still blacklisted, and I just think that's so unfair.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
You know, he had his day in court. Come on,
how about that? All right? So keep an eye on
that and say there, Sammon News, I'll give you something
to over the weekend. Tayer, You're welcome, Thanks, good morning.
I got the big show on the radio coming up.
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Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less true
story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy
in himself, Mister Rick Flair.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It goes exactly like man bud.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a butler, this one
for them slicked girls, them pick the girls. They white
as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city, got caml
from bast pros.
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Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Too hot, call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Too hot?
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You know I ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name?
You know who I am? Too hot?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
And I'm slapping out of money. Man, leave me hold
a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all give
a little hollow because trailer park funk gonna give it
to him.
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Trailer our CCK gonna give you to you.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Hit a block clock, gonna give.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
It to you Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
And this bunch ain't right.
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Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash.
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Who call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood. Wash, call
the neighborhood, Wash, call the neighborhood. Wash, Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone?
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Nature boy signed the check. Were about to hit the
road for Richmond, Nashville, DOFA, and Alabama. Bring that little waitress.
She's a bad mamma. Jam too hard. It's designated driver time.
Too hard because drunken driving there is a crime.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Too hot.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I might need some waffle house too hard. My head's
kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold a dollar, man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little
holler because Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Trailer park funk gonna give it to you. Traylor Park
funk gonna give it to you Saturday night, and we
about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
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Why woo, Call the neighborhood.
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W woo.
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neighborhood was call the neighborhood was Hey, Hey, hey, hey, woo,
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You know, Rare, I love you your death, but.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
You could be a little bit high.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
All right? Yeah that Friday? Alright, let's play John Boy jeffardy'
all review yesterday's question. We found out the number one
most owned household tool is a hammer, followed by a screwdriver.
And we were looking for number.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Three tape measure.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Tape measure number four is Taer Guesst a Plyer Leslie Plyers.
A plunger was number five. All right, Today's John Boy Jeffardy.
According to an article published in the Wall Street Journal,
more blonde hair dye is sold in this US city
than in any other.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
What is sensity?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Old blind blond? What y'all got one? Ain't not a
big show? You told? Free line across America, we play
John boyd Jeopardy next, Good morning, It's a big show
(26:34):
on the radio, rolling to your Friday, having big time.
Today's feature track for the Big Show mid Box. The
odd couples are in Carl Childers and all hard grains, Sirs.
Ri Key Word's odd couple hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Right now, let's play you s five across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who reminds most blonde.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Don't be offended by those dumb blonde jokes. Remember you
aren't actually dumb or blonde. He's John Boy can be
mean ate a Mississippi Rick the mechanic out of Aberdeen, Mississippi. Morning, Mississippi, Rick, Hey,
(27:23):
John Boy, all right, man, Rick, I like y'all Mississippi boys. Man,
I miss being down there. I gotta go see the
mossy old boys. Is it hot? Do you think?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Maybe following? Get get a fall turkey.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
You got a pull, alright, roll, I got, I got
a lake.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Out, Adam boy, Mississippi. Alright, Rick, Well you got the
first shot at John boyje everty this morning. According to
an article published in the Wall Street Journal, more blonde
hair dye is sold in this US city than any other.
What's you're thinking?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Well, well, being divorce three times, and all three were blonds.
I gotta say, Los Angles, oh.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Jus, Los Angeles. That was my first guest. How about well, my.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
First my first guest was San Diego. But then I said, no,
l A.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You know a bunch of posers, you know, so you know,
three blonds wreck it might be you.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Well, you know what, the last one was a real
blond the other two you know, bottle blonds.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, well, well, we know there's some interesting facts here.
You might already know this, Rick. Only two percent of
the world's population is natural blonde. Yeah, like that rare?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Well you know, it's like I said, and you know,
married to three them and only one of them is
a real bond, curtain grapes and all that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Thirty three and third God's time so hard. I appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
Look, can I look first time caller? Oh yeah, or
were not first time caller, but first time getting through?
And uh, well, thank you for my cat. Can I
give a shout out please do Rick to all three
of my ex wife losers?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
You show them that Rick's alive water Oh good? Oh yeah,
I got Eddie here from Done, North Carolina on this
line though. Yeah, Rick didn't win y' all three of
his extras your losers? All right? Good Eddie, Good morning, buddy,
(29:49):
Hey Ben, going good. We're looking for that US city
that more blonde hair. Dyees. So we've out ruled out
Los Angeles and Santa Diego. So what you got there, Eddie?
Speaker 18 (30:05):
I canna say maybe Dallas.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Texas, Dallas, Texas, let's see. Yeah, I don't know why
joe y'all look into that. You won't do Eddie, you
got the big old fishing cycles prize pack will get
(30:27):
over and done to you, Yes, sir, you word body
hang on. And by the way, like a lot of
people know about that, Dallas have found out that's actually
a blonde color. Titling name of a hair color. It's Dallas,
Texas blonde. Dallas, Texas. Don't remember all the big hair
(30:48):
and I like Tater's guts only blonde.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
Good morning, listen make Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Opening ceremonies Up, women, hit it. We've got a good
I got Olympic music that we'll be using for the
next couple of weeks. Here, stand up, everybody, sit my gown.
The opening ceremonies of the Paris twenty twenty four Olympics
(31:59):
happened tonight. They're going to be floating down the river
on different things. Yeah, boats, floats. That will be amazing.
And the mayor has already swam in the poop filled.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
River that was all the citizens because she announced this
river is going to be so clean, I will swim
in it on it, and she gave the specific day
and time and so the French citizens, says, will have
a special gift for you. And they were all planning
to poop in the river upstream, and there were even
(32:39):
websites that popped up and had a calculator based on
the amount of water flow and how it as long
it would take so it would time out perfectly. Yes, yes,
so they what they did was the officials shut down
all the banks for two miles and they put up
filters just ca okay. So but she did her swim
(33:02):
and everything was I think she said it was as cold.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Maybe they'll maybe they'll keep the filters and keep it
clean for the boats and the athletes on that. So,
so Lebron James is gonna be carrying the torch tonight, Jackie,
as you know that you have from the USA basketball
Lebron I heard Steph You're like wanted him to and
dominated him.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I thought he was the torch or the flag.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh, I don't know, maybe it is a flag. It
is the flag?
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yes, who told me it was gonna happen that way?
Rick Flair called me the other day.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
He loves Lebron James, so he just rubbed it in.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Only got our boys playing together, don't we Jackson.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, he's gonna be carrying the USA's team flags.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay, good stuff. Well that'll happen tonight in the non
poop field river. I hope they'll stay on the boats.
I don't know that. Good Friday morning, big shows on
(34:20):
the radio. No, to make sure you got the big
show on your radio this time every Friday, got on
the brand new scrap knacked it out.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Here we go, Hello friends, you're old pal Burtburn here
with another tonso twizzling episode of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Operation Examination. As our story opens, a sexy
young blonde is lying on a gurney outside the operating room,
about to go into surgery. All right, sweetie, you stay
(34:49):
here and the doctor will be along shortly to check
on you before your procedure.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Okay, thanks. I hope it doesn't take much longer. I'm
so nervous. You know I'm naked under here.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
You know, I know I'll be here in a jeff
sit tights, no white. A man in a white coat
approaches the patient.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
There you are, Let me just pull back the sheet
and check things out here.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
He pulls back the sheet and examines her.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Your hands are.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Cold, Okay, everything looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Are we going to surgery now?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Probably?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
As the man leaves, another gentleman in a white coat
steps up.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Ah, hello, let's just have a quick look.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
See here, The man pulls back the sheet and gives
her an examination.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Okay, well, everything looks tipped top.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Are we going into surgery now?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Shortly?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Good?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Because I'm cold?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, I could see that now, if you'll excuse me.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
A moment later, another man in a white coat arrives. Well,
I've heard a lot about you.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Let's take a look here.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
When am I having the surgery? All these examinations? Are
they really necessary?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
We're just here to paint the ceiling. We hope you
have enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse, stay bared. The
guy from flooring want to take a peer Tune in
next time when we'll hear these slightly drunk anesthesiologists.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Aggravator of the Ottoman empact.
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All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
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Speaker 2 (38:28):
It and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work this whe sure, don't
fix your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Hit it.
Speaker 18 (38:54):
I I've been having a very bad nay. I don't okay,
I don't need to. I'm just gonna sticks.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Bay go back.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Don't you just to me? She's called me back?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 14 (39:54):
What work?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
Work?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
What?
Speaker 14 (39:58):
Work?
Speaker 16 (39:59):
What we're gonna?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Who does have a light? I mean, do you do
anything beside this three piece stuff?
Speaker 7 (40:06):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:08):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We just we just work.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work work
work work work.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
Giving me any.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
The weekend, things are at their darkest pal. It's a
brave man.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
I can kick.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Party alls and taste you as.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
Cool bus.
Speaker 9 (40:41):
You're off far.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh no I am I today.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm having teck paid.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Work work what what what what?
Speaker 15 (41:37):
What's what's work?
Speaker 11 (41:38):
Work work?
Speaker 6 (41:42):
Said Littus.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
A hard names hairs when it's like we're ready down
on the desk like Lead the Blonde and one a
undred big show. You told free Line we'll get a
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Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right. What's my secret? The truth is
I can't start my day without listening to the Big
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It's a big show on the radio. Friday, July twenty six.
It will go. She's a little high and there ain't
nonna cure for the summer time blue. We got one
right here. Look at you all up man at six
a m Eastern, five central, four am, Mountain Top. Go
(01:25):
back to bed, See you later, now, y'all.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
We up.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
We had it, see alright, good feeling freshkey. On the Fridays,
Mojoe used to say, it is.
Speaker 5 (01:42):
Alright now, baby said, settle it down, will you no?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
We hit the ground running. I'm leaving it up on
purpose too. Here take Randy first, ay, says a good
mission accomplish. Oh nice little aunt Uncle's day. Let me
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supposed to me. And find this. National Disability Independence Day,
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July twenty six commemorates the signing of the Americans with
Disabilities Act of nineteen ninety On these days, all right,
I know about y'all, I'm about war else see soon.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
I literally didn't need any of that information, none of it.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Fine, got three days in. This is saved up and
we'll get to win and beginning that'll be fun. Beg
Joe's on the radio, Good Morning, Big Shows. On the
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can win that waffle House prize pack. July twenty six
it was nineteen fifty five Ted Allen made seventy two
ringers in a row, horseshoe pitching and Murray Utah seventy two.
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Dili twenty thirteen, the French parliament lifted a ban on
insulting the president that had been in place since eighteen
eighty one. There were them French doing it had been
illegal to insult the French president, and those who risk
it could be fined, but the government lifted the ban
(04:40):
after the European Court of Human Rights ruled that the
law violated the freedom of expression. It's okay, all out
keeping eye on Biden. I want if he'll past that.
Four he scoots and finally on this date. In twenty
four team, the Chinese government suspended a Shanghai meat dealer
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and made arrest after the company sold out of date meat.
The fast food change including Yeah, McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
That was back in twenty fourteen. Well, alright, there you go.
It's a categories one eight hundred Big Show. You told
free line. We play Outburst next, Good Morning. It's a
(05:51):
big showing the radio rolling through your Friday. Today's featuring
track for the Big Show. Bit Box, the Odd Couple
starring Carl Childers and all hard grades. Those are gay words.
Odd Couple, it's stuffing the bed box hand to make
sure don't come around. Excuse gonna win a.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Minute, up Christ Let's play Upburst. It's the game that
anyone can win. John Boy Billy give the prizes from
the big Prize Pa.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
This should really be a lot of funs.
Speaker 8 (06:29):
We got a good.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Ghost you love the best time the big shots. Let's say, Hey,
the Jared from none nor.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Shots.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Good morning, Jared.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Good morning. I hope you're about doing well.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
We are the body welcome in here. All right, we're
Jared for you. Jared. Let's get you through these three
categories and get you that waffle House prize pack. Well,
when's the last time you went to a waffle house? Jared?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Man?
Speaker 9 (07:12):
I go honest, about least once a month at least. Nice.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
All right, we're gonna dress you up for you. Next one.
Here we go, Jared. Give us three backyard games, ready.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
Go, Cornhole, horseshoe, and croquete.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Ma'am. Now give us three insults ready go.
Speaker 9 (07:35):
You're ugly, you're stupid in your pack?
Speaker 3 (07:39):
Wow, all three of them, with all of them, Jared
for the wind. Three things you shouldn't eat that's expired?
Ready go, let's say milk, meat and eggs. Had to
(08:01):
test an egg? Remind about that first and first of all,
I want to get into the expired thing. Who in
here is a big expired My wife is one of those.
You know it was old commercial go through refrigerator when
the ass there expired expired? Yeah, are y'all a stickler
on those days?
Speaker 6 (08:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Because you know man, I ain't got you gotta smell it.
I wanna tell my wife. No, they're doing this because
you know they won't make money. They want you to
buy more. It's it's actually government regulation. Of course. Well
there you go.
Speaker 7 (08:34):
David tells our dogs, he's trying to kill us canal.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
So David just gets on. If you like that, you
smell it. If it doesn't smell back, if you.
Speaker 10 (08:47):
Look closer, it might say best, which means the manufacturer
things that.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
It's all right, No, that makes sense right there too.
All right, now, now I was gonna give you all
a tip on the eggs. You want to see if
eggs are good. Get a cup of water or something
water big enough and put the egg in it. If
it goes to the bottom, it's fine. If it floats,
it's old. Okay, you know that, Jared. And then and
(09:14):
then look at the float because sometimes they will come
up and just a little touch, a little of the
egg will be floating, and you know, and that's another
thing I'll do. Wife said, no, if it touches the top,
we need give it that agg So.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
There's degrees of floats, like you want me to watch
it now, and like grade the float more advanced.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I would recommend y'all trying that me as an expert.
Speaker 10 (09:36):
Excuse me just say anybody just now tuning in, they're
talking about eggs.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
It's a bad egg. Yeah, it will float. Then it's
up to you.
Speaker 5 (09:48):
You want a floater and not a sinker again, no,
no singer.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, and not a floater. Thanks for trying to help.
Speaker 5 (09:57):
Well, I just wanted to clarify.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
So so we're good then, and Jared's got the waffle
House Prize packed one first seg this morning. So all right,
congratulations Jared, I thank you guys. Got a shout out, yeah,
of course you go. Sorry, we'll have a time. Of
course you can't go ahead, buddy.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
And now don't give a shout out to y'all. Y'all,
y'all make that drive to work better every morning, man,
and get a shout out with my cousin Corey and
everybody else. I hear slinging concrete today.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
All right, right, Jed, we'll h high drake, my boy.
We appreciate you, appreciate you.
Speaker 9 (10:29):
My last time listener, first time get her through her awesome.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Alright, we're gonna jump out and cut you up on
your news and then back to the Aglan bench, y'all,
bluck bluck talking, good morning. That's a big showing the
(11:27):
radio hard. I thought was finished with the chicken and
the egg. Ready to find out why the egg floats.
It's going bad because inside is decomposing. Out of as
it decomposes, it creates gases, and that the gas and
caused it to float. So that's why. Yeah, well the
judge that float, don't spectator gag it. Look, I'm glad
(11:53):
we cracked this egg open. The bird girl jumped out.
That's just this morning. Jackon go with.
Speaker 8 (12:02):
John Boy Billy.
Speaker 11 (12:03):
Everything is going to be all right, John Boy Billy,
you know you are the best. Come on now, clap
your hands, sing along with us because we are the
rap master of the old man singer Kelly rappers like
you have differing.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
On your big show.
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Were more. There's the rock and roll Station ten years
and coming more. Well, that's just good morning. You got
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your Friday with a big show.
Speaker 12 (12:58):
And there we go.
Speaker 13 (13:01):
And now deep thoughts with Zach the weed Guy's girlfriend
Mary Jane.
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Yo, Hey, what super dude, Yo? What's crack a lacking?
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Y'all? Good?
Speaker 8 (13:16):
Oh it's so old.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I've been doing okay, but I've just been sweating, and
I've been sitting around the house and Macy thinking about
stuff you want here?
Speaker 12 (13:29):
Summer?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Sure?
Speaker 9 (13:30):
Cool?
Speaker 8 (13:32):
John boy?
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Dude, you're a farmer, right you take care of chickens?
Speaker 8 (13:38):
Does that make you like a chicken tender?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Y'all?
Speaker 4 (13:44):
I was like watching the National Geographic Channel, and I
realized that gray Robin is just premature archaeology. If if
you gotta think about it, de fault. You know, when
someone says you're slow as a snail, why do we
ever see them coming? If they're so slow? I mean,
(14:07):
it's like, what on snail on my window?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Like?
Speaker 8 (14:11):
How did that happen?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Yo?
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Jackie ever noticed that snakes are just tails with faces?
Speaker 5 (14:27):
She didn't like that one.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yo.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
I'm not saying like I don't like cold, hard cash,
but humans are the only.
Speaker 8 (14:35):
Species who actually pay to live on the planet.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
Y'all've missed me, And.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I've been thinking hard, like what if those really aren't
stars up there? And they're just like holes poked into
the containers? So we can all like breathe. Your actions
are supposedly they speak louder than words, but you know,
(15:09):
speaking is also an action. So ever, wonder, ever, wonder
if one teacher can't like teach a kid all the subjects,
then why is one kid.
Speaker 8 (15:26):
Expected to study all the subjects?
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Anarchy? If someone dies in a living room, is it
still a living room? Each time that you light your lighter,
your lighter gets lighter. Until you're lighter gets no light,
(15:53):
it won't.
Speaker 14 (15:53):
Light all right.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
Mosquitoes. Mosquitoes use blood to make their eggs. Dude, Mosquitoes
use blood.
Speaker 5 (16:12):
To make their eggs.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
Like, dude, that means you're one third their father. HiT's
your heart?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
If maters are fruit, does that mean ketchups like a
fruit smoothie. Okay, I can see y'all need to take
a break one more and then like I gotta go.
I don't notice when you ask someone their name, you're
really just asking them what sound you should make to
(16:44):
get their attention.
Speaker 8 (16:48):
Well from now on, alright, Like that's it for now.
Speaker 5 (17:00):
He broke in, and I'll keep.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Thoughts.
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Is brought to you by Hard Graves potted meat product
because it's four twenty somewhere.
Speaker 3 (17:15):
Oh, oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you there.
Speaker 15 (17:19):
This is Professor Merwyn handed Day, head of hey ah oh,
a head of big Show Science and History Division, and
you're listening to two boys who are destined to be history,
Don Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Yo.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
I mean when I say there will be history, I
didn't mean to apply a negative. I simply meant that
they they Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Oh? O god? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Long we got the bird family up and out them
this morning. Go ahead any time.
Speaker 11 (18:38):
If it's your birthday today, then on this special occasion,
Bob White, h and worple Will would love to chirp
happy birthday to you. All right, by White and worple Will,
are you ready to chirp Happy birthday on this special occasion?
Speaker 3 (19:02):
If you have any purday, this Jude out of twenty
six you are sharing one with Mick Jagger of the
Rolling Stones. How old do you think Mick is? Y'all
looked at it and four eighty one years old, Step Tours.
Speaker 10 (19:19):
That's crazy, it is, yeah, And you remember when he
was much younger, he pontificated about, well, we're not going
to be doing this when we're in our fifties.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Are we out?
Speaker 4 (19:31):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (19:31):
I love be We'll get to see the stones for
the first time. You know, guysn't was to do that. Yeah,
I'm More'll see what happens. There's a Sandra Bullock O
girl went to Eastern North Carolina East Carolina University.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
There.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
She is sixty years old the day. Yeah, she hooked
up with Jesse, the motorcycle guy who made that tank
that I went turkey hunting with that They put Phil
Harrison's ashes in and hugging in the bearing. See he
was a jerk. Oh no, no, Jesse. Jesse turned out
(20:10):
to be a jerk, didn't it. Well, you know it
was that this guy motorcycle shop who paints the motor
socles that went turkey hunting with him, just did in Nebraska.
That's crazy. You have said all about it. She was hurt,
she's moved on sunder. She has good be right, Yeah,
she's gonna be good. All that money, right, So then
the man bam actress Kate Beckham. Cell don't have any
(20:33):
connections to Kate.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Do you know.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
She was in some of those Van Hilsing movies. Did
you ever see the Van Hilting. No, it's very pretty.
You would you would recognize her if you sorr yep, yep.
Speaker 3 (20:45):
I hadn't had any actions with the actor Kevin spacey
and that's a good thing from what I hear lately. Wow,
he's sixty five years old, is he still you know,
out cut out and going for the stuff that he
was doing?
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Well, I mean he hasn't been found guilty, that's right.
Speaker 10 (20:58):
He was in fact found it was so innocent to
the charges as right. So now he's like penniless and
I can still blacklisted, and I just think that's so unfair.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
You know, he had his day in court. Come on,
how about that? All right? So keep an eye on
that and say there, Sammon News, I'll give you something
to over the weekend. Tayer, You're welcome, Thanks, good morning.
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Ladies and Gentlemen.
Speaker 16 (22:06):
The Junior Nation Man presents a more or less true
story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy
in himself, Mister Rick Flair.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
It goes exactly like man bud.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a butler, this one
for them slicked girls, them pick the girls. They white
as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city, got caml
from bast pros.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
Too hot, call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Too hot?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
You know I ain't no amateurs too hot? Say my name?
You know who I am? Too hot?
Speaker 12 (22:48):
And I'm slapping out of money. Man, leave me hold
a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all give
a little hollow because trailer park funk gonna give it
to him.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Trailer our CCK gonna give you to you.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
Hit a block clock, gonna give.
Speaker 12 (23:03):
It to you Saturday night.
Speaker 8 (23:04):
And this bunch ain't right.
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Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 17 (23:21):
Who call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood. Wash, call
the neighborhood, Wash, call the neighborhood. Wash, Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone?
Speaker 12 (23:37):
Nature boy signed the check. Were about to hit the
road for Richmond, Nashville, DOFA, and Alabama. Bring that little waitress.
She's a bad mamma. Jam too hard. It's designated driver time.
Too hard because drunken driving there is a crime.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Too hot.
Speaker 12 (24:00):
I might need some waffle house too hard. My head's
kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold a dollar, man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give them a little
holler because Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Trailer park funk gonna give it to you. Traylor Park
funk gonna give it to you Saturday night, and we
about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
Why woo, Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
W woo.
Speaker 16 (24:37):
Call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the
neighborhood was call the neighborhood was Hey, Hey, hey, hey, woo,
Call the neighborhood. Dowd neighborhood was cowder neighborhood cowl neighbor.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
You know, Rare, I love you your death, but.
Speaker 12 (25:13):
You could be a little bit high.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
All right? Yeah that Friday? Alright, let's play John Boy jeffardy'
all review yesterday's question. We found out the number one
most owned household tool is a hammer, followed by a screwdriver.
And we were looking for number.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
Three tape measure.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Tape measure number four is Taer Guesst a Plyer Leslie Plyers.
A plunger was number five. All right, Today's John Boy Jeffardy.
According to an article published in the Wall Street Journal,
more blonde hair dye is sold in this US city
than in any other.
Speaker 5 (25:54):
What is sensity?
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Old blind blond? What y'all got one? Ain't not a
big show? You told? Free line across America, we play
John boyd Jeopardy next, Good morning, It's a big show
(26:34):
on the radio, rolling to your Friday, having big time.
Today's feature track for the Big Show mid Box. The
odd couples are in Carl Childers and all hard grains, Sirs.
Ri Key Word's odd couple hit the big Box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 10 (26:50):
Right now, let's play you s five across America. It's
John Boy Jeopardy and now a man who reminds most blonde.
Speaker 3 (27:00):
Don't be offended by those dumb blonde jokes. Remember you
aren't actually dumb or blonde. He's John Boy can be
mean ate a Mississippi Rick the mechanic out of Aberdeen, Mississippi. Morning, Mississippi, Rick, Hey,
(27:23):
John Boy, all right, man, Rick, I like y'all Mississippi boys. Man,
I miss being down there. I gotta go see the
mossy old boys. Is it hot? Do you think?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Maybe following? Get get a fall turkey.
Speaker 9 (27:45):
You got a pull, alright, roll, I got, I got
a lake.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Out, Adam boy, Mississippi. Alright, Rick, Well you got the
first shot at John boyje everty this morning. According to
an article published in the Wall Street Journal, more blonde
hair dye is sold in this US city than any other.
What's you're thinking?
Speaker 9 (28:05):
Well, well, being divorce three times, and all three were blonds.
I gotta say, Los Angles, oh.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
Jus, Los Angeles. That was my first guest. How about well, my.
Speaker 9 (28:23):
First my first guest was San Diego. But then I said, no,
l A.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You know a bunch of posers, you know, so you know,
three blonds wreck it might be you.
Speaker 9 (28:36):
Well, you know what, the last one was a real
blond the other two you know, bottle blonds.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Yeah, well, well, we know there's some interesting facts here.
You might already know this, Rick. Only two percent of
the world's population is natural blonde. Yeah, like that rare?
Speaker 9 (28:54):
Well you know, it's like I said, and you know,
married to three them and only one of them is
a real bond, curtain grapes and all that.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
Thirty three and third God's time so hard. I appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 9 (29:09):
Look, can I look first time caller? Oh yeah, or
were not first time caller, but first time getting through?
And uh, well, thank you for my cat. Can I
give a shout out please do Rick to all three
of my ex wife losers?
Speaker 3 (29:28):
You show them that Rick's alive water Oh good? Oh yeah,
I got Eddie here from Done, North Carolina on this
line though. Yeah, Rick didn't win y' all three of
his extras your losers? All right? Good Eddie, Good morning, buddy,
(29:49):
Hey Ben, going good. We're looking for that US city
that more blonde hair. Dyees. So we've out ruled out
Los Angeles and Santa Diego. So what you got there, Eddie?
Speaker 18 (30:05):
I canna say maybe Dallas.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Texas, Dallas, Texas, let's see. Yeah, I don't know why
joe y'all look into that. You won't do Eddie, you
got the big old fishing cycles prize pack will get
(30:27):
over and done to you, Yes, sir, you word body
hang on. And by the way, like a lot of
people know about that, Dallas have found out that's actually
a blonde color. Titling name of a hair color. It's Dallas,
Texas blonde. Dallas, Texas. Don't remember all the big hair
(30:48):
and I like Tater's guts only blonde.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
Good morning, listen make Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 3 (31:38):
Opening ceremonies Up, women, hit it. We've got a good
I got Olympic music that we'll be using for the
next couple of weeks. Here, stand up, everybody, sit my gown.
The opening ceremonies of the Paris twenty twenty four Olympics
(31:59):
happened tonight. They're going to be floating down the river
on different things. Yeah, boats, floats. That will be amazing.
And the mayor has already swam in the poop filled.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
River that was all the citizens because she announced this
river is going to be so clean, I will swim
in it on it, and she gave the specific day
and time and so the French citizens, says, will have
a special gift for you. And they were all planning
to poop in the river upstream, and there were even
(32:39):
websites that popped up and had a calculator based on
the amount of water flow and how it as long
it would take so it would time out perfectly. Yes, yes,
so they what they did was the officials shut down
all the banks for two miles and they put up
filters just ca okay. So but she did her swim
(33:02):
and everything was I think she said it was as cold.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Maybe they'll maybe they'll keep the filters and keep it
clean for the boats and the athletes on that. So,
so Lebron James is gonna be carrying the torch tonight, Jackie,
as you know that you have from the USA basketball
Lebron I heard Steph You're like wanted him to and
dominated him.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
I thought he was the torch or the flag.
Speaker 3 (33:25):
Oh, I don't know, maybe it is a flag. It
is the flag?
Speaker 7 (33:29):
Yes, who told me it was gonna happen that way?
Rick Flair called me the other day.
Speaker 3 (33:36):
He loves Lebron James, so he just rubbed it in.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
Only got our boys playing together, don't we Jackson.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, he's gonna be carrying the USA's team flags.
Speaker 3 (33:46):
Okay, good stuff. Well that'll happen tonight in the non
poop field river. I hope they'll stay on the boats.
I don't know that. Good Friday morning, big shows on
(34:20):
the radio. No, to make sure you got the big
show on your radio this time every Friday, got on
the brand new scrap knacked it out.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Here we go, Hello friends, you're old pal Burtburn here
with another tonso twizzling episode of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Today's episode Operation Examination. As our story opens, a sexy
young blonde is lying on a gurney outside the operating room,
about to go into surgery. All right, sweetie, you stay
(34:49):
here and the doctor will be along shortly to check
on you before your procedure.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
Okay, thanks. I hope it doesn't take much longer. I'm
so nervous. You know I'm naked under here.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
You know, I know I'll be here in a jeff
sit tights, no white. A man in a white coat
approaches the patient.
Speaker 3 (35:05):
There you are, Let me just pull back the sheet
and check things out here.
Speaker 7 (35:10):
He pulls back the sheet and examines her.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Your hands are.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Cold, Okay, everything looks fantastic.
Speaker 5 (35:20):
Are we going to surgery now?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
Probably?
Speaker 7 (35:22):
As the man leaves, another gentleman in a white coat
steps up.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
Ah, hello, let's just have a quick look.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
See here, The man pulls back the sheet and gives
her an examination.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Okay, well, everything looks tipped top.
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Are we going into surgery now?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Shortly?
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Good?
Speaker 5 (35:39):
Because I'm cold?
Speaker 3 (35:41):
Yeah, I could see that now, if you'll excuse me.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
A moment later, another man in a white coat arrives. Well,
I've heard a lot about you.
Speaker 3 (35:50):
Let's take a look here.
Speaker 5 (35:51):
When am I having the surgery? All these examinations? Are
they really necessary?
Speaker 3 (35:56):
I have no idea.
Speaker 7 (35:57):
We're just here to paint the ceiling. We hope you
have enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse, stay bared. The
guy from flooring want to take a peer Tune in
next time when we'll hear these slightly drunk anesthesiologists.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (36:24):
This was royal, That is the king veto, slayer of
the Visials, destroyer of the Mongol, and.
Speaker 7 (36:34):
Aggravator of the Ottoman empact.
Speaker 15 (36:36):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
barbarians John Boy and Billy, are you old?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Big Show? A rise, A loyal of beef.
Speaker 15 (36:49):
A rise Duke of Ellington, A rise, water of ten,
essence of marp, look of Vcdiva.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio over here.
One hour alert and one hour we will give away
John Boys wonderful thing number one hundred eleven. The keep
coming up with these gems and my piles of stuff
that I've collected over the years. Why look, it's a
number fourteen Tony Stewart bass car fishing lure. Yes still
(37:53):
in its original box. O. Damn, I've wound up with
a couple of those I've actually called about with it.
So it does work. You got one hour get your
name in the hat when you go to the Big
Show dot com. Good morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up. We played beat the Blonde. Somebody can win
one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products
(38:15):
made in the USA. You know our truck drivers keep
America moving bulls, not make sure they look good doing it. Fine,
the truck stops across America. Tack on that battery when
you hit the Big Show dot Com. Ready for our
Friday mornings on is eat.
Speaker 2 (38:28):
It and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
your dove another line of work this whe sure, don't
fix your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (38:46):
Hit it.
Speaker 18 (38:54):
I I've been having a very bad nay. I don't okay,
I don't need to. I'm just gonna sticks.
Speaker 6 (39:24):
Bay go back.
Speaker 3 (39:32):
Don't you just to me? She's called me back?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
You?
Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah, okay?
Speaker 14 (39:54):
What work?
Speaker 9 (39:56):
Work?
Speaker 6 (39:57):
What? What? What?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
What?
Speaker 14 (39:58):
Work?
Speaker 16 (39:59):
What we're gonna?
Speaker 6 (40:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Man, we gotta get out of here.
Speaker 8 (40:01):
Who does have a light? I mean, do you do
anything beside this three piece stuff?
Speaker 7 (40:06):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (40:07):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (40:08):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
We just we just work.
Speaker 7 (40:10):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work work
work work work.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not.
Speaker 12 (40:17):
Giving me any.
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 3 (40:27):
The weekend, things are at their darkest pal. It's a
brave man.
Speaker 16 (40:31):
I can kick.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
Party alls and taste you as.
Speaker 7 (40:38):
Cool bus.
Speaker 9 (40:41):
You're off far.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Oh no I am I today.
Speaker 3 (41:28):
I'm having teck paid.
Speaker 9 (41:35):
Work work what what what what?
Speaker 15 (41:37):
What's what's work?
Speaker 11 (41:38):
Work work?
Speaker 6 (41:42):
Said Littus.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
A hard names hairs when it's like we're ready down
on the desk like Lead the Blonde and one a
undred big show. You told free Line we'll get a
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