August 2, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got our usual Friday favorites lined up.. - Mr. Rhubarb has an early morning session of Carpool University Summer School.. - Hoyt and the boys scrub off the Trailer Park Funk.. - Twisted Brother is out throwback feature with “Up In Graham”.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a script entitled, “Sex Education”.. - We get a visit from Big Show family members; Donnie, Wendy and Hannah Pressley - with Big News!.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a couple of Big Show favorites from our BitBox..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
have more chances for you to win coming up after
your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, Vicious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another of sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What's my secret?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The truth is I can't stop my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy. Trust me,
they're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan Blofeld.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Stay og for the summer time, blue especially six o'clock,
five Central, four mountains.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
In the morning. God, I want to do stay in
the air condition. So we're up. Let's make the best
of it.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
It's National ice cream sandwich Day, National water balloon Day, no.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
National coloring books Day. That's about it. Like a good
day to be a kid.
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Have you seen that?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
You'll you'll, you'll you'll.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Need to get these for your grandson. So there's a
I don't know what they call them, but they're water
balloons and they're like hooked up tight all of these
tubes and you just take the one end of it
and there's like forty water balloons and you twist that
into the faucet right okay, outside it fills all the
balloons up. Then they drop from the little tube and
(02:14):
they're tied out.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
That was the big problem with water balloon flies.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yes, my nephews love it. Now cleaning up after like
two hundred water balloon is not that fun.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But we'll do it. We'll do it at their house.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Okay, yes, work, I'll find them enjoyed National water Balloon Day.
We got three days in this are saved up. That
could be important for you golls. We're gonna use them
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Three of them. First eighteen eighty nine. San Francisco's invaded
by millions of crickets. Hey mana y'lusea up Rhode Island
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this week the dragonflies are all over the beaches, like
migrating his thousands of dragonflies on the beaches.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
All right, Dan, let's go to seven. Imagine at night.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Well it would unless you were trying to.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Let's move up to seven.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Fisher Price, part of the Mattel group, recalled more than
one and a half million Chinese manufactured toys over fears
of the paint used could pose a health risk to
young children if ingested. So the toys popular Sesame Streets,
Big Bird in elmo As are targeted at young children
(04:24):
more likely to put the toys in their mouth. I said, Okay,
we're gonna take that stuff out, but we're gonna sneak
some fitting all over the border.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, too soon.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And finally on this date in twenty seventeen, according to
a new study published in The Lancet, more than a
billion people around the world need glasses, and thirty six
million or blind wow man. All right, then, well there's
our categories one eight hundred Big shows. You told free
long we play outbursts. Next, Good morning, it's a big
(05:27):
show on the radio for your Friday. Today's feature track
for the Big Show, Big Box, Big Show, Language Lab,
the convenience store. There's her keyword, convenience. It's a big
box at the Big Show dot com back.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Why not get any.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
More uctors, Let's be uptors. It's the game that anyone
can win. Shoon Boy and Billy give the prizes from
the big Prize. Let's go contested number one. This should
it be a lot of fun. You're playing up, have
(06:05):
the hurry up and guest time you love the best time.
Speaker 8 (06:08):
You love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Let's say, hey, Jeremy from Miami, oh clauw Homer.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Shots more than Jeremy.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'm going there, you go going real good man, welcome
in here a Monks so she ready to win?
Speaker 3 (06:34):
You know we're bulling for you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
In five seconds, give us three kinds of bugs, ready
to go.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Triggy, ain't a cockerp.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Boy Jammy Now three characters from Sesame Street Ready go.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
Big bird em O mon Yeah, remember was that Jeremy?
Speaker 8 (07:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Cookie, Same street light turned fifty remember that what was
it last year? And they had a special show Sesame
Street brought to you by the letters low T and ed.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Wow, what cookie? Thank you? Let's keep working shopping? What
do you have a joke? Jar?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
I never go way back to Jamy about to hear you. Jeremy,
give us three vasion terms?
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Ready, go?
Speaker 9 (07:41):
I can't even be good.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Yeah no, I'm trying to figure it out too. And
the study about thirty six million people around the world are.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Blind, right, So okay, some terms when you you know
about your vision, like how's your vision? And there's different
ways to describe your visions.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Three?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Hey, vision, I mean I do these run out of
my friend?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So, Jeremy, did you get that? Like three terms about
your vision? You know, vision could be one of them.
Actually you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (08:15):
X ray vision could be one. I don't care.
Speaker 8 (08:17):
I was just.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Wow. So vision terms, Come on, Jeremy, you can do it.
Ready go, vision. Yeah, don't be spiking the ball. It's
(08:41):
still sucking. That was neat man. They were seeing so
excited over album. It's work.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Jeremy, you get the big Old Vision Cycles Prize by
a good work.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Love this job. That's your news.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Mister good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Allright, kids, school kids, let's not.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Take the summer off from learning. There's mister Rubarb.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Hello American, I'm mister Rubarb and this is Carpool University.
Everything you need to know about an important subject in
less time than it takes for mom and dad to
drop you off its school. How's it going so far?
Today's subject economics. Now, now, don't make that face. Mister
(10:21):
Rubar makes learning fun. Prove it. There's been a lot
of talk lately about how the government needs more money
to pay its bills. Some people say we should get
it by raising taxes on rich people. After all, they
can afford it.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Sounds good until you look at how the tax system works.
Let me preach on it. Say ten guys go to
a bar to have a few beers. The bill at
the end is one hundred dollars. You think each guy
would pay ten dollars. But if they paid for the
beer the way we pay taxes, it would go something
(10:57):
like this. The first four guys who make the least
money would pay zero dollars. Well, pretty sweet. Guy number
five would pay one dollar. Guy number six would pay
three dollars, Guy seven seven dollars, Guy eight twelve dollars,
and Guy nine nineteen dollars. Well, Guy number ten, the
(11:18):
guy who makes the most money, would pay fifty nine dollars. Wow,
this is what people in the government call fairness. One night,
the owner of the bar says, you know what, I'm
gonna give you guys, a discount for being such good customers.
Instead of one hundred dollars, from now on, your bill
will be only eighty dollars. How should the guys divide
(11:42):
up the twenty dollars they saved. They decide to split
the savings based on how much each guy put in before.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So now the bill would break down like this. Stay
with me.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
This is where it gets trigger. Guy number five, the
one who paid a dollar before, doesn't pay any just
like the first four guys. Guy number six, who paid
three dollars now pays two dollars. Guy number seven, who
paid seven dollars, pays five dollars. Guy number eight, who
paid twelve dollars, pays nine dollars. Guy number nine, who
(12:14):
paid nineteen dollars, pays twelve dollars. And Guy number ten,
who paid fifty nine dollars pays fifty two dollars. Everybody
is paying less. In fact, five guys are getting their
beer for free. Are they happy?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Not a chance.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Guy number six says, hey, how come we saved twenty
bucks but I only got a dollar of it. Guy
number seven says yeah, Guy number ten got seven dollars
back and I only got two. Guy number five says,
you think that's bad?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What about me?
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I only saved a dollar. And this is the guy
who's now getting free beer. And the four guys who
were already drinking free say, we didn't get any money
back this, let's all get the rich guy. So the
first nine guys beat up Guy number ten and steal
his wallet. The next time the group meets, guy number
(13:10):
ten doesn't show up. When the bill comes, they find
out they're fifty two dollars short. Luckily, a Chinese guy
at the end of the bar says he'll loath in
the money so they can keep drinking. And that kidd
he says, how Anmerica pays its taxes. This story teaches
us three things. If the United States was a bar,
(13:33):
a lot of people would be drinking for free. The
ones with the best deal would complain about it the most,
and if you decide to beat up on the rich guy,
you end up owing a Chinese guy a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Well, look like mom's pulling up in front of the school.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
So that's it for another edition of Carpool University till
next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rubarb.
I'll quit picking your nose, get in there and learn something.
Speaker 4 (14:29):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
That's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 8 (14:34):
What did.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
All right?
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I think he's lost again? Tayer?
Speaker 9 (14:41):
What you showing?
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Where?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I got it right?
Speaker 11 (14:43):
What it is?
Speaker 3 (14:43):
I got it right?
Speaker 11 (14:44):
Here?
Speaker 8 (14:44):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's time for dumb crook news, dumb crook story sending
by you and to make show listeners from all over
the world. The address will follow this report, which is
entitled Florida Man, Chapter three. Two curious Flagler County deputies
turned their cruiser around after seeing an older Florida man
(15:08):
wearing nothing but a blue speedo wave at him as
they drove by. As they approached a man, he told
him he had been smoking some wicked weed and they
should try a bowl. The deputies declined, but asked where
he had gotten it, but a man then proudly led
him to his backyard where his pot plant was still growing.
(15:30):
ID sixty five year old was arrested for possession and
cultivation of marijuana. When a Pensacola, Florida man showed up
in a local er with a gunshot wound to his
wrists and a bizarre explanation to go along with it,
hospital staff called the police. Man told her responding deputies
he had decided to put down seven three month old
(15:52):
shepherd mixed puppies because he couldn't find homes for him.
He said, he loaded his handgun and began gathering up
the dogs in his arms with a gun in his
right hand. Yeah, one of the puppies wiggled around and
put its pall on the trigger of the gun, fired it,
wounding the man's left wrist. Justice man was charged with
(16:12):
animal cruelty. The puppies were taken to a local animal shelter,
all adopted. Yeah, the old puppy shoots Florida man.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I named that one triggered.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
The Sodo County, Florida man stole the high end four
wheeler inducked into a nearby gated community to hide. Police
received numerous calls about somebody riding through homeowners' properties on
a red four wheeler. So when police arrived, the man
of the approach to homeowner and asked me could use
their electrical outlet to charge his ankle monitor. He was arrested,
(16:46):
adding grand theft although to his already long list of offenses.
A Crestview, Florida man was called on neighborhood security cameras
committing a series of car and home burglaries. On the footage,
you can see him sti feeling a handgun from one
of the vehicles and stuffing a pistol into the front
of his pants.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh yep.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Short time later he was seen checking more cars, brazenly
checking if a lowered garage door could be raised, but
as he'd bent over to try to lift it, the
stolen gun discharged, shooting him in the thigh. The loud
gun shot and subsequent screams of agony log the homeowner
who called the police taken to an air of a
(17:27):
hospital tretment end, then to a jail for booking, and
finally a Daytona, Florida man called nine to one one
to report that he and his girlfriend were trapped inside
of a locked closet on the campus of daytona State college.
Man said they had gotten trapped inside the space two
days earlier while hiding from some men who had been
(17:49):
chasing him.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
When police arrived, they found the couple inside of a
janitor's closet in the school's environmental Science building, and after
freeing the pair, they made several interesting discoveries. One, there
was drug paraphernalia and evidence of drug use found inside
of the closet. Two, they were not students at the
facility and did not have permission to be on campus property. Three,
(18:15):
those men that were chasing them were campus security. And
best of all, the closet they were trapped inside of
had no lock. They had apparently spent two days trying
to push open the door that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Needed to be pulled.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I told you that stuff for making student didn't win
to do or charged with trespassing, evaiting police, possession of
drug paravenelia, and stupidity.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
Yes have you got Dumb Cruk News.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
Mail to Dumb Cruk News, John Boynbelly and peelbox one
nine one one one, CHARLINGE and C two A two
one nine Email anybody him and me at the Big
Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Good morning, and you got.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The Big Show on already have more chances for you
to win coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 12 (19:11):
Oh oh, I didn't know, I didn't see you. This
is Professor Melwyn handed Day, head of hey oh, head
of Big Show Science and History division. And you're listening
to two boys.
Speaker 13 (19:24):
Who are destined to be history, Don Boy and Billy
on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (19:31):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
When I say there'll be history, I didn't need to
apply a negative. I simply meant that they they Oh
what did I mean? Good morning?
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's a big show on the radio, celebrating Friday.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Morning as we want to do. And there's all the
boys with their Friday Morning too.
Speaker 14 (20:34):
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 15 (20:35):
The Junior nation Man presents a more or less true
story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary nature boy himself,
mister Ric Flair. It goes exactly like the bud Wiser's
ice coat.
Speaker 14 (20:48):
We just followed a butler.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
This one for them.
Speaker 14 (20:51):
Slick girls, then hick girls, they white as hell, silent,
profiling way outside the city, got caml from bast pro
Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Too hard?
Speaker 14 (21:05):
Calling trailer park manager is too hot?
Speaker 3 (21:09):
You know, I know, amateurs too hot?
Speaker 8 (21:13):
Say my name you know who. I am too hot and.
Speaker 14 (21:17):
I slapped out of money. Man, leave me hold a dollar, Man,
leave me hold a dollar. Y'all, give a little holler,
because trailer park funk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 8 (21:28):
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 7 (21:30):
Traylor Park funk gonna give.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
It to you Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Call the neighborhood wash. Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed
the check. We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville,
(22:12):
doth and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Jam too hard, it's designated driver time. Too hard, becaust
drunken driving. There's a crime, too hot. I might need
some waffle house.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Too hard.
Speaker 14 (22:32):
My head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold a dollar. Man,
lead me hold a dollar, y'all, give a little holler.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Cosse.
Speaker 14 (22:41):
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
Trailer park talk, gonna give it to you Saturday night
and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Water, Call the neighborhood wan, Wow.
Speaker 14 (23:05):
Who call our neighborhood wash Call the neighborhood was call
the neighborhood was, call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Hey, Hey, hey, hey, woo whoo.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Cal the neighborhood, Wooler.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
Neighbor Carl, the neighborhood was, call her neighborhood, Carol, the
neighborhood walk.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You know, Rare, I love you to death, but you
can be.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
A little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We played Giant Boy Jepardy we go, do we get
a winner? For one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
Bullsnot cleaning products made in the USA. Truck rivers keep
America moving in bullsnot make sure they look good doing that.
You can find bullsnout and truck stops across America. Download
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Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh man, look what I found?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh by the way, talking about the shelves in the warehouse.
Donnie Presley retired lease Officer Donnie Presley lovely wife winning,
bringing han up and downa big show kid, while in
about an hour we're gonna celebrate something that's unbelievable with
another big show kid. That's really that's really outshined every
parent that we know, all of them. Absolutely ah right there.
(24:41):
When I took Twisted Brother to my home in Graham,
North Carolina, he wrote a song about it, like the
hit he goes.
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But John Boy took me.
Speaker 16 (25:03):
To his hometown, said he was gonna show me around
up and ground up, up up up and ground up
up up up up.
Speaker 17 (25:16):
And ground gonna show me this, gonna show me that.
See the folks that you in by before.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Here was fight up and grown.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Up and ground.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Are going to seed duck moving slow a mouse seed
tongue and merry.
Speaker 16 (25:34):
Up and ground up up, ground up ground fishing in
the boat until it sank, had to go fish on
the river bank.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Up and ground, stuff and ground.
Speaker 17 (25:55):
Are gonna catch up your cat fisher off its head,
roll them in some fly cooker up there, dead.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Up and ground u up and ground.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
Grown.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
He's a cool cat.
Speaker 16 (26:12):
What a dude, Always one step all away from the food,
up and grown.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Up and ground.
Speaker 17 (26:22):
A fresh cream beans, black eyed peas a country style steak,
macaroni and cheese, up.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
And grown, being ground being, grounding along, get you know
the word man members there?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
What's going on here?
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We had to beg finish Jackie always like my nicknames
for my boys and girl up with I forgot about them.
Remember Duck, remember that was that was Wydell. We call
him Duck and uh you get it, waddle in my
yeah and Miles Tim Miles Miles c tongue. Then, of
(27:14):
course you know you're familiar with Pecker from Graham my
favorite fucka now my my my second favorite Pecker from California.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
You just gave that one to Stephan after he had
his four child.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I love it, stry I just had his fourth kid
with Pecker from California.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
We have it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Any nicknames that you would like? Melim on in here
a d Big Show dot Com. All right, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out on
the average, this household applying spends about three hours a
week in the on position.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
That's an iron iron show. Love.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Alright, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Looking to up your haul
on Valentine's Day? Well, people in this profession received more
Valentine's cards and gifts than any other.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Ah, what are Hooters girls about? Like Tim Wilson trying
to sneak a fur coat into a strip bar. Yes, no,
none of those. What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Big show you told free line. Come on, we'll play
John Board, Jepardy next, Good morning. It's a big show
(28:52):
on the radio. Rode it through your Friday. Today's feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box. It's a big show.
Language lab, the convenience store, certain key word, convenience, hit
the midbox at the Big Show.
Speaker 18 (29:05):
Dot coming right now, Let's fly, yeah, fly across America.
It's town boy, jeopany and now a man who remembers
when you could go into a convenience store.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
With just five dollars and come out with everything you
wanted plus change.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Darn those security cameras. Today he's conboy.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Then get.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Headed. Don at a Scottererville, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Good morning, Don, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
How are you, hey man?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
We are all good. Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's all right, Don, first shot at it this morning,
you say on Valentine's Day, people in this profession receive
more Valentine's cards and gifts than any other.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
What you think, Well, I can't say I can do
it now, but maybe when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
My teacher a teacher. You say, well, let's see, yes
it is a teacher. Now, don will get you to
explain what you're talking about. Did you used to be
a teacher or you used.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
To know what?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
It's been a long time since I've had one.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I say, all right, yeah, they kind of frown you
just randomly dropping.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
By a school with an armload of Valentines and gifts
a teacher.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, elementary teachers, yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Rack up?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
All right, Well, DoD you racked up one hundred twenty
dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products.
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Congratulations, that work all right, buddy.
Speaker 6 (30:48):
Hang on, By the way, I were top of your
k news. On the other side, it's called all Happy
Boys Out, but it's about twenty minutes away. Brand new
script in the black House.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Good Morning this week.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Showed Al Radio rode it through your Friday.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Uh huh looking ball riding ball.
Speaker 19 (31:58):
I was walking down the street on a sigh.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
He did bubble.
Speaker 19 (32:02):
Feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubble
hubbub Oh. I might have to be boy, i'ma have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here. We hey, hey, my little box pot got
hit by a car ubble hub hubbub of hubble but
it's got to center box and put him in a drawer.
Ubb hubb Oh.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I'ma have to be boy. Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Oh and good when things are going here?
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We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
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at you in the drawer and started to laugh. Hubble
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Ima have be boy.
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Oh we did good when things are going here. We hey, hey,
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good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Friday,
August A second action.
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Hello friends, you're old.
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Help Bert Bourne here with another pectoral twitching installment of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode sex Education.
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As our story opens.
Speaker 20 (33:49):
Fred Boy Gordon Fuzzy Murphy has been called into the
Dean's office.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah, I won't be doing that. It has come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, you've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules,
it is frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I didn't notice the girls frowning. Wink wink.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Be that as it may. The school board and I
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first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Well, that's fair.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
The second violation will cost you sixty ooh geez, that's
a little steep, don't you think, And the third violation
will cost you one and eighty dollars Aye of jack,
excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law. Yes, I thought that
would get your attention. So do you have any questions? Fuzzy,
I mean, mister Murphy.
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Well, just one Dean Stockwell? And what's that? How much
for a season pass?
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Son?
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And how.
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We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
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Don't do them?
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Top two buttons? Tune in next time when we'll hear
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Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
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You'll understand when you see Grace there frame included. We'll
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You still got a chance to get it and get
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Easy?
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Down we go.
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We gotta do.
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Buddy, Wendy, your lovely wife. Good to see you, Wendy,
Hey baby, missed you. And Hannah Banana a big show
kid that has been running around the studios many years.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm just tickled to death
we can say hey to doctor Hannah Presley.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
About a long time coming. I'll tell you, and not
just like any doctor, just with the body and stuff.
We're talking. Well, technically it is part of the body. Yeah,
that's a pretty important part.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Actually, But the brain, the brain, and uh, just I'm
going to start it and go backwards.
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Richmond, Virginia.
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You're going to have the pleasure of having Hannah live
and work at the VA Hospital there in Richmond, Virginia.
It just became a doctor. Now she's doing doctor brain stuff.
So Hannah, if you could just break it down right quick,
like what kind of doctor are you?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
So can grasp it.
Speaker 11 (38:41):
Yes, So I just got my doctorate in clinical psychology,
so I am working with mental health all of the
good stuff that comes with mental health, of course, but
I'm actually taking a step forward to do my clinical
Neuropsychology Specialist degree, so I'll be able to test people
to see if they have dementias or brain injuries, if
they have a stroke, how their brain is functioning after that,
(39:03):
and then providing some rehab for how to get better,
how to be your normal self after something like that
happens to you.
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And all the stuff you went through, you heck of
a tennis player, got a tennis scholarship at Queen's University,
and that's when you started showing your parents that you
are brilliant and you hit it wonderfully all the way
up to your tennis scholarship.
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I mean that is wild, not even your brain scholarship.
And then you went off.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You have done ct and concussion. Handled that for the
Miami Dolphins when you.
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Were studying in Florida.
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They get her work for that Miami Day. Donnie was
telling me, Miami Dade, you did hostage negotiations.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh yeah, I did that too, Yeah she did it all.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
I like to do a little bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Keeps people guessing, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All like four published articles and a couple of the
men translated into German right now, So yeah, it's just amazing.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
How did you hide that all these years?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
What you have to do is you just have to
do the bare minimum. That way, when you go past
that people it blows their minds. You gotta do the
bare minimum. That was my.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
Approach, my high I think it worked out well for
you know, well, yeah, but maybe I stopped too early.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, that one more thing.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
I think you really did it right, because you don't
have the student loans that I have at this point, right,
so oh.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to work. I didn't slow down.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
But four years in college you know, like that she
only did ten.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Yeah, for some reason, it just wasn't enough.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It got started on like an athletics tennis scholarship. So
what is your plan?
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Tell me about Richmond? When are you going up there
working with the VA.
Speaker 11 (40:49):
Well, I actually will be moving to Richmond mid to
late August and starting with them there, so I'll be
there for two years and then after that, who knows,
we'll see where we go from there.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Two years and that's when you get the row on
your yes.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Yes, finally after that, that's specially I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Know either did you notice he showed you what it
looked like by making his head bigger.
Speaker 19 (41:12):
I don't know.
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I will say.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
I will say like, thank you guys for helping me
get into this field because I ran around around here
enough again, what is wrong with all these and so.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Now I'm like, oh, now I know we unlock your potential.
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That's just.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Well.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
Marcy tried to hold me down one time.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
She blew bubbles in my eyefully. I don't need my
eyes to talk. So we're doing good skill. Oh right,
hen We love you. We are so proud of you.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (41:46):
It means the world.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Thank you, guys.
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As a Donnie was a grass work, Wendy love you
made it a come on, let's play hye game.
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Beating the blonde study tater during this That will be good?
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What eight hundred big show you told free Line we'll
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Gonna get I'm
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Okay know amount
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
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What's my secret?
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The truth is I can't stop my day without listening
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It's National ice cream sandwich Day, National water balloon Day, no.
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National coloring books Day. That's about it. Like a good
day to be a kid.
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You'll you'll, you'll you'll.
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Need to get these for your grandson. So there's a
I don't know what they call them, but they're water
balloons and they're like hooked up tight all of these
tubes and you just take the one end of it
and there's like forty water balloons and you twist that
into the faucet right okay, outside it fills all the
balloons up. Then they drop from the little tube and
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they're tied out.
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That was the big problem with water balloon flies.
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Yes, my nephews love it. Now cleaning up after like
two hundred water balloon is not that fun.
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But we'll do it. We'll do it at their house.
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Okay, yes, work, I'll find them enjoyed National water Balloon Day.
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more likely to put the toys in their mouth. I said, Okay,
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And finally on this date in twenty seventeen, according to
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More uctors, Let's be uptors. It's the game that anyone
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the hurry up and guest time you love the best time.
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You love a big shots.
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Let's say, hey, Jeremy from Miami, oh clauw Homer.
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Shots more than Jeremy.
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Big bird em O mon Yeah, remember was that Jeremy?
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Yeah?
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Cookie, Same street light turned fifty remember that what was
it last year? And they had a special show Sesame
Street brought to you by the letters low T and ed.
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Wow, what cookie? Thank you? Let's keep working shopping? What
do you have a joke? Jar?
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I never go way back to Jamy about to hear you. Jeremy,
give us three vasion terms?
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Ready, go?
Speaker 9 (07:41):
I can't even be good.
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Yeah no, I'm trying to figure it out too. And
the study about thirty six million people around the world are.
Speaker 5 (07:49):
Blind, right, So okay, some terms when you you know
about your vision, like how's your vision? And there's different
ways to describe your visions.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Three?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Hey, vision, I mean I do these run out of
my friend?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
So, Jeremy, did you get that? Like three terms about
your vision? You know, vision could be one of them.
Actually you know what I mean?
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X ray vision could be one. I don't care.
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I was just.
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Wow. So vision terms, Come on, Jeremy, you can do it.
Ready go, vision. Yeah, don't be spiking the ball. It's
(08:41):
still sucking. That was neat man. They were seeing so
excited over album. It's work.
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Jeremy, you get the big Old Vision Cycles Prize by
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Love this job. That's your news.
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Mister good morning, it's a big sea on the radio.
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Allright, kids, school kids, let's not.
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Take the summer off from learning. There's mister Rubarb.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Hello American, I'm mister Rubarb and this is Carpool University.
Everything you need to know about an important subject in
less time than it takes for mom and dad to
drop you off its school. How's it going so far?
Today's subject economics. Now, now, don't make that face. Mister
(10:21):
Rubar makes learning fun. Prove it. There's been a lot
of talk lately about how the government needs more money
to pay its bills. Some people say we should get
it by raising taxes on rich people. After all, they
can afford it.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 10 (10:37):
Sounds good until you look at how the tax system works.
Let me preach on it. Say ten guys go to
a bar to have a few beers. The bill at
the end is one hundred dollars. You think each guy
would pay ten dollars. But if they paid for the
beer the way we pay taxes, it would go something
(10:57):
like this. The first four guys who make the least
money would pay zero dollars. Well, pretty sweet. Guy number
five would pay one dollar. Guy number six would pay
three dollars, Guy seven seven dollars, Guy eight twelve dollars,
and Guy nine nineteen dollars. Well, Guy number ten, the
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guy who makes the most money, would pay fifty nine dollars. Wow,
this is what people in the government call fairness. One night,
the owner of the bar says, you know what, I'm
gonna give you guys, a discount for being such good customers.
Instead of one hundred dollars, from now on, your bill
will be only eighty dollars. How should the guys divide
(11:42):
up the twenty dollars they saved. They decide to split
the savings based on how much each guy put in before.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
So now the bill would break down like this. Stay
with me.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
This is where it gets trigger. Guy number five, the
one who paid a dollar before, doesn't pay any just
like the first four guys. Guy number six, who paid
three dollars now pays two dollars. Guy number seven, who
paid seven dollars, pays five dollars. Guy number eight, who
paid twelve dollars, pays nine dollars. Guy number nine, who
(12:14):
paid nineteen dollars, pays twelve dollars. And Guy number ten,
who paid fifty nine dollars pays fifty two dollars. Everybody
is paying less. In fact, five guys are getting their
beer for free. Are they happy?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Not a chance.
Speaker 10 (12:33):
Guy number six says, hey, how come we saved twenty
bucks but I only got a dollar of it. Guy
number seven says yeah, Guy number ten got seven dollars
back and I only got two. Guy number five says,
you think that's bad?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What about me?
Speaker 10 (12:48):
I only saved a dollar. And this is the guy
who's now getting free beer. And the four guys who
were already drinking free say, we didn't get any money
back this, let's all get the rich guy. So the
first nine guys beat up Guy number ten and steal
his wallet. The next time the group meets, guy number
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ten doesn't show up. When the bill comes, they find
out they're fifty two dollars short. Luckily, a Chinese guy
at the end of the bar says he'll loath in
the money so they can keep drinking. And that kidd
he says, how Anmerica pays its taxes. This story teaches
us three things. If the United States was a bar,
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a lot of people would be drinking for free. The
ones with the best deal would complain about it the most,
and if you decide to beat up on the rich guy,
you end up owing a Chinese guy a lot of money.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Well, look like mom's pulling up in front of the school.
Speaker 10 (13:51):
So that's it for another edition of Carpool University till
next time. This is mister Rhubarb saying. This is mister Rubarb.
I'll quit picking your nose, get in there and learn something.
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Good morning.
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That's a big showing the radio.
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What did.
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All right?
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I think he's lost again? Tayer?
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What you showing?
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Where?
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I got it right?
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What it is?
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I got it right?
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Here?
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Here we go.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's time for dumb crook news, dumb crook story sending
by you and to make show listeners from all over
the world. The address will follow this report, which is
entitled Florida Man, Chapter three. Two curious Flagler County deputies
turned their cruiser around after seeing an older Florida man
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wearing nothing but a blue speedo wave at him as
they drove by. As they approached a man, he told
him he had been smoking some wicked weed and they
should try a bowl. The deputies declined, but asked where
he had gotten it, but a man then proudly led
him to his backyard where his pot plant was still growing.
(15:30):
ID sixty five year old was arrested for possession and
cultivation of marijuana. When a Pensacola, Florida man showed up
in a local er with a gunshot wound to his
wrists and a bizarre explanation to go along with it,
hospital staff called the police. Man told her responding deputies
he had decided to put down seven three month old
(15:52):
shepherd mixed puppies because he couldn't find homes for him.
He said, he loaded his handgun and began gathering up
the dogs in his arms with a gun in his
right hand. Yeah, one of the puppies wiggled around and
put its pall on the trigger of the gun, fired it,
wounding the man's left wrist. Justice man was charged with
(16:12):
animal cruelty. The puppies were taken to a local animal shelter,
all adopted. Yeah, the old puppy shoots Florida man.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
I named that one triggered.
Speaker 9 (16:23):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
The Sodo County, Florida man stole the high end four
wheeler inducked into a nearby gated community to hide. Police
received numerous calls about somebody riding through homeowners' properties on
a red four wheeler. So when police arrived, the man
of the approach to homeowner and asked me could use
their electrical outlet to charge his ankle monitor. He was arrested,
(16:46):
adding grand theft although to his already long list of offenses.
A Crestview, Florida man was called on neighborhood security cameras
committing a series of car and home burglaries. On the footage,
you can see him sti feeling a handgun from one
of the vehicles and stuffing a pistol into the front
of his pants.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Oh yep.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Short time later he was seen checking more cars, brazenly
checking if a lowered garage door could be raised, but
as he'd bent over to try to lift it, the
stolen gun discharged, shooting him in the thigh. The loud
gun shot and subsequent screams of agony log the homeowner
who called the police taken to an air of a
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hospital tretment end, then to a jail for booking, and
finally a Daytona, Florida man called nine to one one
to report that he and his girlfriend were trapped inside
of a locked closet on the campus of daytona State college.
Man said they had gotten trapped inside the space two
days earlier while hiding from some men who had been
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chasing him.
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Well.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
When police arrived, they found the couple inside of a
janitor's closet in the school's environmental Science building, and after
freeing the pair, they made several interesting discoveries. One, there
was drug paraphernalia and evidence of drug use found inside
of the closet. Two, they were not students at the
facility and did not have permission to be on campus property. Three,
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those men that were chasing them were campus security. And
best of all, the closet they were trapped inside of
had no lock. They had apparently spent two days trying
to push open the door that.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
Needed to be pulled.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
I told you that stuff for making student didn't win
to do or charged with trespassing, evaiting police, possession of
drug paravenelia, and stupidity.
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Who are destined to be history, Don Boy and Billy
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Calling trailer park manager is too hot?
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You know, I know, amateurs too hot?
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Traylor Park funk gonna give.
Speaker 8 (21:31):
It to you Saturday night.
Speaker 9 (21:33):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 8 (21:34):
Call the neighborhood wash. Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 14 (21:51):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, wait,
hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed
the check. We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville,
(22:12):
doth and Alabama. Bring that little waitress. She's a bad mamma.
Jam too hard, it's designated driver time. Too hard, becaust
drunken driving. There's a crime, too hot. I might need
some waffle house.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Too hard.
Speaker 14 (22:32):
My head's kind of spinny. Man, lend me hold a dollar. Man,
lead me hold a dollar, y'all, give a little holler.
Speaker 11 (22:40):
Cosse.
Speaker 14 (22:41):
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 8 (22:43):
Trailer park from gonna give it to you.
Speaker 14 (22:45):
Trailer park talk, gonna give it to you Saturday night
and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Water, Call the neighborhood wan, Wow.
Speaker 14 (23:05):
Who call our neighborhood wash Call the neighborhood was call
the neighborhood was, call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
Hey, Hey, hey, hey, woo whoo.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Cal the neighborhood, Wooler.
Speaker 14 (23:31):
Neighbor Carl, the neighborhood was, call her neighborhood, Carol, the
neighborhood walk.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
You know, Rare, I love you to death, but you
can be.
Speaker 14 (23:42):
A little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We played Giant Boy Jepardy we go, do we get
a winner? For one hundred and twenty dollars worth of
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Speaker 3 (24:10):
Oh man, look what I found?
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Oh by the way, talking about the shelves in the warehouse.
Donnie Presley retired lease Officer Donnie Presley lovely wife winning,
bringing han up and downa big show kid, while in
about an hour we're gonna celebrate something that's unbelievable with
another big show kid. That's really that's really outshined every
parent that we know, all of them. Absolutely ah right there.
(24:41):
When I took Twisted Brother to my home in Graham,
North Carolina, he wrote a song about it, like the
hit he goes.
Speaker 11 (25:00):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But John Boy took me.
Speaker 16 (25:03):
To his hometown, said he was gonna show me around
up and ground up, up up up and ground up
up up up up.
Speaker 17 (25:16):
And ground gonna show me this, gonna show me that.
See the folks that you in by before.
Speaker 8 (25:22):
Here was fight up and grown.
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Up and ground.
Speaker 17 (25:29):
Are going to seed duck moving slow a mouse seed
tongue and merry.
Speaker 16 (25:34):
Up and ground up up, ground up ground fishing in
the boat until it sank, had to go fish on
the river bank.
Speaker 8 (25:49):
Up and ground, stuff and ground.
Speaker 17 (25:55):
Are gonna catch up your cat fisher off its head,
roll them in some fly cooker up there, dead.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Up and ground u up and ground.
Speaker 11 (26:09):
Grown.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
He's a cool cat.
Speaker 16 (26:12):
What a dude, Always one step all away from the food,
up and grown.
Speaker 8 (26:19):
Up and ground.
Speaker 17 (26:22):
A fresh cream beans, black eyed peas a country style steak,
macaroni and cheese, up.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
And grown, being ground being, grounding along, get you know
the word man members there?
Speaker 8 (26:50):
What's going on here?
Speaker 14 (26:52):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
We had to beg finish Jackie always like my nicknames
for my boys and girl up with I forgot about them.
Remember Duck, remember that was that was Wydell. We call
him Duck and uh you get it, waddle in my
yeah and Miles Tim Miles Miles c tongue. Then, of
(27:14):
course you know you're familiar with Pecker from Graham my
favorite fucka now my my my second favorite Pecker from California.
Speaker 3 (27:24):
You just gave that one to Stephan after he had
his four child.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I love it, stry I just had his fourth kid
with Pecker from California.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
We have it.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Any nicknames that you would like? Melim on in here
a d Big Show dot Com. All right, let's play
John Boy Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We found out on
the average, this household applying spends about three hours a
week in the on position.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
That's an iron iron show. Love.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Alright, Today's John Boy Jeopardy. Looking to up your haul
on Valentine's Day? Well, people in this profession received more
Valentine's cards and gifts than any other.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Ah, what are Hooters girls about? Like Tim Wilson trying
to sneak a fur coat into a strip bar. Yes, no,
none of those. What y'all got one? Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
Big show you told free line. Come on, we'll play
John Board, Jepardy next, Good morning. It's a big show
(28:52):
on the radio. Rode it through your Friday. Today's feature
track from the Big Show, Big Box. It's a big show.
Language lab, the convenience store, certain key word, convenience, hit
the midbox at the Big Show.
Speaker 18 (29:05):
Dot coming right now, Let's fly, yeah, fly across America.
It's town boy, jeopany and now a man who remembers
when you could go into a convenience store.
Speaker 10 (29:16):
With just five dollars and come out with everything you
wanted plus change.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Darn those security cameras. Today he's conboy.
Speaker 9 (29:25):
Then get.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Headed. Don at a Scottererville, Georgia.
Speaker 9 (29:32):
Good morning, Don, Good morning, John Boy.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
How are you, hey man?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
We are all good. Welcome in here.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
It's all right, Don, first shot at it this morning,
you say on Valentine's Day, people in this profession receive
more Valentine's cards and gifts than any other.
Speaker 9 (29:53):
What you think, Well, I can't say I can do
it now, but maybe when I was younger.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
My teacher a teacher. You say, well, let's see, yes
it is a teacher. Now, don will get you to
explain what you're talking about. Did you used to be
a teacher or you used.
Speaker 11 (30:18):
To know what?
Speaker 9 (30:20):
It's been a long time since I've had one.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
I say, all right, yeah, they kind of frown you
just randomly dropping.
Speaker 6 (30:27):
By a school with an armload of Valentines and gifts
a teacher.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Yeah, elementary teachers, yeah?
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Rack up?
Speaker 1 (30:38):
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dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products.
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Speaker 6 (30:48):
Hang on, By the way, I were top of your
k news. On the other side, it's called all Happy
Boys Out, but it's about twenty minutes away. Brand new
script in the black House.
Speaker 3 (31:41):
Good Morning this week.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Showed Al Radio rode it through your Friday.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Uh huh looking ball riding ball.
Speaker 19 (31:58):
I was walking down the street on a sigh.
Speaker 8 (32:00):
He did bubble.
Speaker 19 (32:02):
Feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubble
hubbub Oh. I might have to be boy, i'ma have
to be boy. Oh we did good when things are
going here. We hey, hey, my little box pot got
hit by a car ubble hub hubbub of hubble but
it's got to center box and put him in a drawer.
Ubb hubb Oh.
Speaker 8 (32:21):
I'ma have to be boy. Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Oh and good when things are going here?
Speaker 19 (32:27):
We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half, bubble hub hubble. I looked
(32:49):
at you in the drawer and started to laugh. Hubble
hubbubbo because I might.
Speaker 8 (32:52):
Have to be boy.
Speaker 14 (32:54):
Ima have be boy.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
Oh we did good when things are going here. We hey, hey,
(33:31):
good morning. It's a big show on the radio. Friday,
August A second action.
Speaker 3 (33:39):
Hello friends, you're old.
Speaker 20 (33:40):
Help Bert Bourne here with another pectoral twitching installment of
John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode sex Education.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
As our story opens.
Speaker 20 (33:49):
Fred Boy Gordon Fuzzy Murphy has been called into the
Dean's office.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Please come in, mister Murphy and have a seat.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Thanks, Dean Stockwell, what's this all about? Well, mister Murphy,
please call me Fuzzy.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah, I won't be doing that. It has come to
my attention that you have been making some nocturnal visitations
to several of the girl's dormitories. You what now, you've
been sneaking into the girl's dorms at night.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Yes, that's true.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Well, while this is not expressly prohibited in the university rules,
it is frowned upon.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
I didn't notice the girls frowning. Wink wink.
Speaker 5 (34:26):
Be that as it may. The school board and I
have decided to implement fines for after hour visits. The
first violation will be fined at twenty dollars.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Well, that's fair.
Speaker 5 (34:35):
The second violation will cost you sixty ooh geez, that's
a little steep, don't you think, And the third violation
will cost you one and eighty dollars Aye of jack,
excuse me, sorry, I'm pre law. Yes, I thought that
would get your attention. So do you have any questions? Fuzzy,
I mean, mister Murphy.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Well, just one Dean Stockwell? And what's that? How much
for a season pass?
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Son?
Speaker 8 (35:06):
And how.
Speaker 20 (35:08):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse?
Speaker 8 (35:11):
How much?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
Don't do them?
Speaker 20 (35:12):
Top two buttons? Tune in next time when we'll hear
the guy on the woman's swim team.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good
morning to make show us on the radio. Hang over
your local news, weather, sports.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
This is Royal.
Speaker 13 (35:30):
That is the King veto, slayer of the Visials, de
Stroyal of the Mongol and aggravator of the automata.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
All listening to my two royal jests.
Speaker 13 (35:43):
Those gap toothed barbarians, John Boy and Billy A old
big show, A rise, a loyal of beef, A rise
Duke of Ellington, rise, water of ten, essence of up,
leave you up.
Speaker 6 (36:35):
Good morning anvik shows on the radio one hour Alert
to John Boys wonderful thing give away number one hundred
and twelve. That frame photo of me with rock legend
Grace Lack from Jefferson airplaying outside of old Shooting Girls
there Bellyground Parkway.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
The Smoking Ports.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
Because you're wondering, uh directed that Randy who was taking
our picture?
Speaker 3 (37:01):
You'll understand when you see Grace there frame included. We'll
give it away one hour from right now.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
You still got a chance to get it and get
your name in at the Big Show dot com. Good morning,
got a big show on the radio. All right, special
guest time. Y'all all know retired police officer Donnie Presley
been working with John Boy and Billy for many, many years. Donnie,
what should we do in case of emergency?
Speaker 3 (37:29):
Easy?
Speaker 8 (37:32):
Down we go.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
We gotta do.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Buddy, Wendy, your lovely wife. Good to see you, Wendy,
Hey baby, missed you. And Hannah Banana a big show
kid that has been running around the studios many years.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, I'm just tickled to death
we can say hey to doctor Hannah Presley.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
About a long time coming. I'll tell you, and not
just like any doctor, just with the body and stuff.
We're talking. Well, technically it is part of the body. Yeah,
that's a pretty important part.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Actually, But the brain, the brain, and uh, just I'm
going to start it and go backwards.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
Richmond, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
You're going to have the pleasure of having Hannah live
and work at the VA Hospital there in Richmond, Virginia.
It just became a doctor. Now she's doing doctor brain stuff.
So Hannah, if you could just break it down right quick,
like what kind of doctor are you?
Speaker 3 (38:39):
So can grasp it.
Speaker 11 (38:41):
Yes, So I just got my doctorate in clinical psychology,
so I am working with mental health all of the
good stuff that comes with mental health, of course, but
I'm actually taking a step forward to do my clinical
Neuropsychology Specialist degree, so I'll be able to test people
to see if they have dementias or brain injuries, if
they have a stroke, how their brain is functioning after that,
(39:03):
and then providing some rehab for how to get better,
how to be your normal self after something like that
happens to you.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
And all the stuff you went through, you heck of
a tennis player, got a tennis scholarship at Queen's University,
and that's when you started showing your parents that you
are brilliant and you hit it wonderfully all the way
up to your tennis scholarship.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I mean that is wild, not even your brain scholarship.
And then you went off.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You have done ct and concussion. Handled that for the
Miami Dolphins when you.
Speaker 3 (39:34):
Were studying in Florida.
Speaker 1 (39:36):
They get her work for that Miami Day. Donnie was
telling me, Miami Dade, you did hostage negotiations.
Speaker 3 (39:42):
Oh yeah, I did that too, Yeah she did it all.
Speaker 11 (39:45):
I like to do a little bit of everything.
Speaker 3 (39:46):
Keeps people guessing, you know, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (39:48):
All like four published articles and a couple of the
men translated into German right now, So yeah, it's just amazing.
Speaker 3 (39:56):
How did you hide that all these years?
Speaker 11 (40:01):
What you have to do is you just have to
do the bare minimum. That way, when you go past
that people it blows their minds. You gotta do the
bare minimum. That was my.
Speaker 10 (40:10):
Approach, my high I think it worked out well for
you know, well, yeah, but maybe I stopped too early.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah, that one more thing.
Speaker 11 (40:20):
I think you really did it right, because you don't
have the student loans that I have at this point, right,
so oh.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to work. I didn't slow down.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
But four years in college you know, like that she
only did ten.
Speaker 11 (40:34):
Yeah, for some reason, it just wasn't enough.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
It got started on like an athletics tennis scholarship. So
what is your plan?
Speaker 9 (40:44):
Now?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Tell me about Richmond? When are you going up there
working with the VA.
Speaker 11 (40:49):
Well, I actually will be moving to Richmond mid to
late August and starting with them there, so I'll be
there for two years and then after that, who knows,
we'll see where we go from there.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
Two years and that's when you get the row on
your yes.
Speaker 11 (41:01):
Yes, finally after that, that's specially I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
Know either did you notice he showed you what it
looked like by making his head bigger.
Speaker 19 (41:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I will say.
Speaker 11 (41:16):
I will say like, thank you guys for helping me
get into this field because I ran around around here
enough again, what is wrong with all these and so.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Now I'm like, oh, now I know we unlock your potential.
Speaker 14 (41:29):
That's just.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Well.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
Marcy tried to hold me down one time.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
She blew bubbles in my eyefully. I don't need my
eyes to talk. So we're doing good skill. Oh right,
hen We love you. We are so proud of you.
Thank you so much.
Speaker 11 (41:46):
It means the world.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
As a Donnie was a grass work, Wendy love you
made it a come on, let's play hye game.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
Beating the blonde study tater during this That will be good?
Speaker 1 (42:00):
What eight hundred big show you told free Line we'll
get a contestant and play next. You don't sit up, I'm.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Gonna get I'm
Speaker 11 (42:10):
Okay know amount
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