August 23, 2024 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday!.. - We’ll reenact the troubles John Boy had placing a breakfast order at a Daytona Hotel.. - The not ready for drive time players perform a brand new script entitled “On The Ball.”.. - We’ll talk sports with Tom Sorenson.. - and we’ll finish up with a discussion about John Boy’s trip to the grocery store and his search for Fudgsicles..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come, hang
where you're yo? What's up?
Speaker 2 (00:07):
This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Patrick, never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
T can do the dow coming out of the Oh. Look,
it's Friday, Friday, August the twenty third days. I temper
able to no November thirty one days in this month,
and then it's gonna beat Labor Day weekend? Like is
not this weekend but next weekend?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Bravery? Do you say? Every time I turn around, I'm
eat breakfast again? Yeah? How's everybody is doing here?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Her fast as we are?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I was gonna say a lot of things he used
to say are coming true, yes, or at least we're
aging into it now.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ye, never past the urinal, never trust the fart. I
was more going along with him. His uh tirade against
shaking hands, Yeah, proved very very right in the pandemic
age that we live in. Yeah, sorry, bring you down
like that?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
It's like, uh, I know, listen to your elders.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, well good here, well here we are. Here's
National Ride the Wind Day. Let'sten do that.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Break the wind?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Uh? You you forgot the urinal part. The other part
of that. Uh, never pass a urinal, never trust so far.
Yeah I did say it didn't missed it? So so
what a coincidence? National Ride the windy something that might
call some wind this National Cuban Sandwich Day. I like
(02:45):
those things now, so they have to be like pressed
to be an official human sentence, you like on some
like a.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Subject, right, like a grainder I think that. But it
has to have a pulled barbecue it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay that yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
The barbecue okay, and the pickle pickles very.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Important, very important on that Cuban sandwich. Well we will,
we'll have one today, okay, okay, See it's worth getting
up for up up. It's Friday Big shows on the radio.
So they're like Charles Nelson rodig good morning, Big shows
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Speaker 6 (03:27):
Man.
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(04:12):
let's do our three days in history. You like categories,
you win it. In two thousand and seven, the hashtag
was invented. It was first used in a tweet by
American product designer Chrismassina. Yep, the actual tag don't.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Know who he is? Hashtag can look him up? Hashtag
Google that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, that's like the pound sign. So he just took
the pound sign and said it was a hashtag, right.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Because he was using it in this yeah, in this sense.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
The actual name of that symbol is an octothorpe octo forp.
It was come up with by Bell Telephone when they
added the touchtne phones. They couldn't figure out what to
call it. They, you know, So they came up with Octothorp.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Who are the ad wizards? So I came up it
was like pound sign. Yeah all right. Twenty ten, Tiger
Wood's marriage to Ellen Nordgan officially comes to an end.
The mother of Tiger's two kids reportedly gets about one
hundred million in the divorce settlement. That old fishing buddy
that was working on a private boat on the other banks,
(05:20):
and she was on a cruise with her her next
her boyfriend after she broke up with Tigers. That would
be a tough one to follow. Yeah, like that. Yeah, why, Well,
I can tell you stories. You don't ever ask him why.
When he gives you a fact, you just go and
(05:42):
you look it up when you get home.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
I thought she was well, I guess that's true. She
had been on buddy that was on the boat.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
You heard.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got one hundred million in the divorce settlement, probably
more than the pressure to come up with an engagement ring.
You're gonna get married too? To go on a date?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Sure, where are we going?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
All right? Well, I hope everything's all right.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I'll find out your's getting over it all right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Then? That was twenty ten. So finally twenty fifteen, a
twelve year old kid tripped and ripped the seventeenth century
painting Flowers by Bailo Porpoil, which was worth one point
five millions. Yikes, exhibition intawan.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You break it, you buy it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Good work alright with us three categores. That'll do one
eight hundred Big show you told free line. We play
outbursts next. Good morning. It's a big show on the
(07:07):
radio celebrating Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bid Box. No great white, fudge sickle hunter sere's for
key word great white. I don't think he knows it's him.
Try to figure it out.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Oh yeah, man, it's one of the times you were
on a diet.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I was about calling you, buzzing at you got him,
couldn't found the budles, And I was like, I don't care.
Good times Yeah, at the Big Box, at the Big Show,
Dot coming right now, Yes, Dad, winning Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
John Boys.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Gave good prizes from the Big Prize. B Let's go
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're playing outs have them Marie up and guest. Time
you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Let's say, hey, Richard from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hey, Hey, good morning Richard. Welcome, buddy, morning man. I'm
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let's get through these three categories. It gets you the
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do it. Let's see five seconds. You got to give
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us three things you include in a hashtag? Ready to go?
All right? Right?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
All right?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Brand?
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Uh, marketing, uh location?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Okay, all I.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Have are on that?
Speaker 13 (09:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yes, okay, yes, okay, I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Don't ask me why.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Three things you can lose in the divorce? Ready go
your health, a car, retirement, money, uh, sanity, there you go?
All day? Alright, Rachord for the wind. We need three
famous paintings. Ready going the Last Supper the Mona Lisa
(09:38):
American Gopy, don't dad, al Rochard, good job, buddy, mount
Pickles prize pack. Head down to Charleston for you.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I've been listening to you guys since the early eighties.
Grew up in Charlotte.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Wow, so excited to be on the show this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Man, that is awesome, Richard, that's just so neat you
able to stick with us. So that was yet like
at first, like nineteen eighty eighty sixth and the five and.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
We're talking early eighties man, early eighties.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
I'm still young though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I got you, buddy, Well, I also we're glad you still
wouldn't stay Richard. Listening, man, we follow you down there now,
we'll be right here. Hang on, you know, deal Jackie
hook you up next, all right, thank you? All right, buddy,
all right, don't jump. I'll catch you up on your
news right on the other side. Heard and the boys
(10:42):
been in daytone all week and for the race, getting
ready for the race tomorrow with hold there's a letter
(11:23):
from Hoyt. Hey perverts, what the Junior Nation band is
in Daytona for the week. We got all kinds of
gigs lined up. Just last night we played a bonfire
outside turned two. Well, if you're running around the infield,
keep an eye out for us. This year's Diddy is
a tribute to our dirty fingernails friends in the infield
at Daytona. And wherever fine races are run, y'all keep
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them straight up the hoyt. That's it.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
We'd like to send a shout out to our friends,
the infield idiots, folks we meet in tracks across America,
coming all shape and size, young and old, big and tall, drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And very drunk. Listen goes up to all of y'all.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Camping infield inside the speedway, waiting further race to begin.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Here to watch.
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Them run through the gears, drink us some beers and
make us some noise.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Me and the boys will.
Speaker 15 (12:41):
Get right to night.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
You know, fellers, maybe it's me, but one of us
is a little off. And when I say maybe it's me,
I don't mean it's me.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (13:08):
Well, we met a big boy from Rocky and Ham.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
He had a.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Jug of shine and some.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Really good country hand.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
Hitch up his britches cause its time.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
To champ Louie ooee.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
And there's some wild gal from colk and no tattooed
up and they're putting.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
On bid a shoulder.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That little red he is looking good.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
To go to me, oh wee.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Because race week and the tricks the beak we got
bus higher, but we don't even care.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Come to rock and roll, rop the ragging.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Let's go, we'll be there.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Someboddy still on.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
In my New World heartshirt. I'm preparing to flirt with
a q ted.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Carse.
Speaker 12 (14:09):
She's here with a feller who strikes me as just
a tad fruit tad. It's my duty to follow this
beauty wherever she goes, talker out of her clothes and
then teat shirt right square on her boot.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Boot bout y'all.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Remember her.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:39):
The Junior Nation, standing proud and tall might be the
year that we finally win it all as anybody got
a tile and all for me? Because it's race week
and we're fixing the peep. We got bushired, but we
don't even care air time to rock and roll rap
(15:02):
the dragon.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Let's go, Oh.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
Where be there?
Speaker 16 (15:12):
Wet dear you, y'all keep working on it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Race week and we're fixing the peak.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
We got bus hired. We don't even care.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Time to rock and.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Roll rap the ragon. Let's go, calls.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's race week and I'm feeling weak.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I'm just a tad green, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
I'm about to fass out everybody, look out.
Speaker 17 (15:36):
And go to be sick, But.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Wait up and turn two. Good morning, there's.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
A big show on the radio for your Friday, August
twenty and third. You're just in.
Speaker 18 (16:17):
Time, and now it's storytime with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
I hear some youngins talking about a story I kindly liked.
It's got credits in it. I reckon, everybody likes a
critter got a girl in it too. If you like
that story thing, I can tell you about it if
you want me too. I got a minute watched upon
(16:49):
a time. There's these three bears, a mama, a daddy,
and a little young and he was only a cub.
He was spoiled a good bit. They lived out in
the wood's arm. They didn't live in a cave and
sleep in the whole covered quilts like old Yogi and Booboo.
(17:10):
They had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage. They doing all right, I reckon.
One morning, Mama bear, there she made up a big
old pot oatmeal. They all bullying up to the table.
There he's about to dig in with that old meal.
To dang hot. Had Little bear wanted to go play
(17:32):
his video games, but Daddy Bear said no, let's go
off Somemmer's let her cool down of mine. So they
went off. Not in another part of the forest. There's
this girl. I think they said her name was Goldie
Hawn long time ago. She is a pretty little thing.
No beer in a squirrel now, she'd kindly old and
(17:54):
give out, well sir, that goldiehorn gal. She got a
fight with her boyfriend. She wandered off Somemers into the woods.
She found at Bear's house. The doors wide open. I reckoned,
so the breeze cool off that oatmeal, well sir.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
She was a mite hungry.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
From all that man walking She's done, so she thought
she'd help herself to some of that breakfast. She tried
to Daddy Mary's bowl and in too dang hot. Mama's
bowl air was too cold. Dann little fan baby Bear's oldmeal.
He just rides, so she will fan down. She wore
out from her trim, so she feared she'd take a
(18:37):
load off on one of them chairs in the living
room there, maybe watching little TV. Daddy's chair is too big,
Mama's chair is too dang hard. With a little bear's chair,
just ride, I reckon that feedback. She tied on. Must
have pushed her over the ends because she plumped squarsh
that chair, amit well, sir? She reckoned. She had to
(18:58):
get some resk. She went nosing around upstairs, found some beds.
She tried, daddy bears, he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy.
That little boy bear she got his bed did just right.
So she lay down there and gets me shut eye
while she is sleeping. Them bears come home. See someone
(19:20):
been into their oat meal. That little fat bear boy,
you plum had a conniption seeing his is all gone.
He said, what's e moo'meal firm? What's emotmeal firm? They
started checking out the place. See that someone been sitting
in their chairs. Little fat bear boy he bust out crying.
See in his video game playing chairs busted the pieces well,
(19:43):
So they went upstairs seeing them beds messed up, and
there was old Goldie Hawn still sleeping in that little
bear's bed. The little bear was in a bad way.
He'd just seen red. He's feeling like she would just
have to get him. He went over Tanner saying, watch
you sleeping in my bed?
Speaker 15 (20:02):
Fur?
Speaker 13 (20:02):
Wat you're sleeping in my bed fur. She jumped up, screaming,
trying to run for that baby Bear is just too
fast for took his big old paul knocked her to
the ground. All the bear circle around her, played with
her like a cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming.
(20:22):
That sent little fat baby Bear over the edge. He
went for a throat, killed her, But I reckon it
was a happy end and moral of the story. It's
all right to visit folks, but if you eat all
their vittals and bust up the furniture, a bear might
(20:44):
kill you.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
In the end.
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Speaker 13 (20:55):
You go finish your old meal, little feller.
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Speaker 19 (21:09):
The two fine lads, two boys dedicated.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Smile on your face and.
Speaker 16 (21:15):
A song in your heart as long as you buy
their bloody grilling sauce, Joy and Billy on the Big Show,
Faith and Begorah.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Good morning, there's a big shown the radio. We all
listen to the Big Show. Knoxville Tennessee by the River
down Naland Stadium, More down maryln Loise and I'm John
Si King board Box. Uh favorite rock band, my new
Southern favorite rock band, my favorite new Southern rock band.
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Favorite man.
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I've just take them there for these boys, for grand boys.
They getting open for driving and crying this Saturday night
at the Shell.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
Who's your favorite band?
Speaker 1 (22:40):
That's job, mother Mary. Oh, I didn't name the boy was.
I was thinking Will and Mason. You know time, Mother Mary,
talk them out. We got the latest single out, Save
My Souls on Apple Music, Spotify, wherever you get your music,
playing those Shard Knox Filmorrow Night Love you mean it,
(23:02):
good morning. Got the Big show on the radio. Man
we found I'm so glad Donnie Pressiley getting up moving
around the big show Warehouse. You're not just gonna rely
on his brain surgeon daughter little Hanna Banana to keeping.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
It's not a surgeon.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah, she's like a brain. Like she's smarter than us
enough to say she's a doctor. She has a doctor. Yeah, okay, yeah,
it's something to do with the brain we was talking
about anyway. Yeah, so you find some good stuff like
check this out.
Speaker 19 (23:37):
What are you going to do with me, Green Gagglass,
I'm already doing it. You're bait, miss Watson. I'm using
you to track Spider Man in a web of my own.
Then I'll destroy you both with my evaporatory.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
It'll never work. Spider Man will save me and.
Speaker 19 (23:58):
For the life of me, I don't know why.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
What the hell is that supposed to me?
Speaker 13 (24:03):
Well, let's face.
Speaker 19 (24:04):
It, he could secondly do better than you. He's a superhero,
for peat's sake. Why is he all googly eyed over
a but ugly little tramp like you?
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Those little big bean teeth.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
I've got personality, yes, but apparently not a mirror.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I've seen better heads on a boil.
Speaker 19 (24:28):
Hey, hey, hey, you can't.
Speaker 20 (24:30):
Talk out a way about my fiance, Spider Man.
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How's it going?
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Man?
Speaker 19 (24:35):
And she certainly looks like one.
Speaker 9 (24:37):
Oh that's not cool, man.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
She might not be the prettiest thing.
Speaker 7 (24:42):
Hey, I'm standing right here.
Speaker 19 (24:44):
She's got the personality, I know, I know. If it's
any consolation, you won't have to look at her much longer.
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Prepare to die, Oh, evaporator, Ray, you're a real buzzkill
Green goblin Man.
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What's wrong, webhead?
Speaker 19 (25:03):
Didn't you a spider sense?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
His tingle.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just hold my butt fell asleep again?
Speaker 19 (25:08):
Man, you say your last man man prepared to mean
your doom o.
Speaker 21 (25:14):
There's just two things you need to know about me,
Green Goblin. Number one, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider Man,
and number two.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Can't steal you are gonna use my stuff on you?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
How about a little spider food.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I can't feel my goblin McNuggets and.
Speaker 21 (25:36):
A Coop de grace activate super spider pood powers. I
can't breathe. I call that taking care of business man.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
Oh spider Man, wat, I'm feeling something.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
You're not gonna cut the cheese again, are you?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I feel a song coming on?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Baby. Let me be a little spider man.
Speaker 15 (26:11):
I can't spin a bigger a weapon just like a
spider catle be here, Spider Man. Hello, to be a
beetle because beetles.
Speaker 5 (26:26):
Got that shell.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
Oh be steak bugge because Steakbot's really really really smell.
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Oh hell, what did you be?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You're a spider man.
Speaker 22 (26:41):
I can't clip slap a bed walk She wins out
of my hand.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Lem bee here Spider Man, Oh spider Man, old.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Baby man, that was so what that good.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Of all right? Good work on that, producer, and we
overlook our executive producer, Randy. I like it that way more, yes,
but not enough sometimes. Thank you. All Right, Today's John
Boyd Jeopardy. Here, what are we supposed to review? Yesterday's
We found out, according to a book eighteen sixty nine,
I got to go through this, they robbed the tombs
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in Egypt for mummies to burn them in locomotives. We
found out Mark Twain's has made that up in the
story but still being reported today as a fact. As
a fact at that didn't happen. That's what we learned. Okay,
that's it Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. During the Middle Ages,
German officials required lydds be added to these to help
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prevent the spread of the bubonic plague. It tts toilets
for lids toilets. That's really a pretty good idea. No
such sur priced one eight Under the Big Show you
told free Live we played John Board Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
That win.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Good Friday Morning Big Shows on the radio. Today's feature
track when the Big Show bi Box the Great White
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Speaker 10 (29:02):
It's John Boy, Jempany and now a man who says
he learned a lot during the pandemic, like now he
knows why all those paintings from the Renaissance plague are
of chubby women laying around without a prop.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
He's John Boy, as I had a Blaine out of
weirdt in West Virginia. Good morning Blaine, Good morning, John Boy,
Good morning Bonny. Welcome a man. Let's see what you got.
During the Middle Ages, German officials required lyds be added
to these wanted to help prevent the spread of the
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bubonic plague. I must say the right, boob you Bonnick,
bobon you say that funny you know? Oh oh you're
trying to answer, all right, so well you're saying it's
a beer stein. Okay, Well let's see. Well you were
(30:00):
right to shut up.
Speaker 18 (30:02):
You've been right by.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Good work there, Blaine. You got your big old fishing
cycles price pack. Head up to weirding for you. All right,
thank you very much. That's a blessing to me. You
got it, buddy, I ain't gonna hang on my man.
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Boys racing in Daytona tomorrow night, bringing back memories when
the big show was on the road for the Daytona
Bible Kiss Brune, sorebees, bobbing up some next.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
There's a big sew on the radio, boys raising Daytona
in mon I would always have fond memories by Trimpson Daytona.
We're gonna have the Universal Studios studio. This is the
famed room Swarbee story out here right here. So here
we are at Daytona Beach for the race. I'm hungry.
(31:33):
I call room service. Why do they get the people
who most cannot you understand Them's the phone for room service?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You mean you're working for room service.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It sounds like this is what really happened when I
tried to order practice. Okay, Billy, here's this crip. I
wrote it all down.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You be me.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You're not gonna be you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, I'm gonna be me being the room service.
Speaker 17 (31:52):
You be me?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, you're me?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, you're right. They are hard to understand and started yet.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, all right, I started out, good morning, Rune Sorbees.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh sorry, I thought that now room service.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Right, run Sorbees morning? You wish to order suntine?
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Our July?
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Then what ages our julyn pride boy poots old eggs?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
How do I like them? Sorry, scramble please.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Our July v bayom Chris?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Uh, Chris would be fine, okay?
Speaker 14 (32:32):
And Santos what Santos July Santos?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I don't know, but I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No Judo one toes.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Look, I feel.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Really bad about this one. I don't know what Judo
one toes mean. I'm sorry toes toes. Whych you don
Juan toes? Owbou s English mopping?
Speaker 9 (32:56):
We bother?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh English muffin, I got toast English muffin. Yeah, English
muffin to be fine?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We bother?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
No, just put the bother on the side. What butter?
I mean butter butter on the side.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
Copy.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I hate to say this, but copy copy tea mill
Oh coffee?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, coffee? Dcare please?
Speaker 14 (33:24):
That's all one mini ass rune torino feed, strangle eggs,
crease bacom Tossi's English mopping? We bother honey sight and
copy rye whatever you say.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Okay, tinderberry mud, You're welcome.
Speaker 17 (33:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And after that it came.
Speaker 21 (33:48):
Cold oat meal, Have a grapefruit toast and hot tea purfee.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good morning. There's a big show on al radio. All right,
gotta brand new scripts there, y'all action.
Speaker 17 (34:30):
Hello friends, your old heal Burn Fern here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode on the ball. As our story opens, a rather
unshaven man enters a salon.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Uh, knock, knock, you take men here.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
This is a unisex salon.
Speaker 20 (34:48):
Yeah, I'm not interested in your pronouns. I just want
to know if you can give me a shave, sure thing,
have a seat. Been to so many darn places that
just can't get the job done.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Well.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
It seems like a simple It seems like I have.
Speaker 20 (35:02):
A terrible time getting a close shaver on my cheeks.
It absolutely but devils me.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
I got you, boo, I've got you. I've seen this
problem many times and I've got just the thing.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Here you go, is this small wooden ball?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Correct?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
So what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
We'll just pop it in your mouth and place it
between your chicken gum.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
I'm not the kind of guy that goes around popping
balls in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
I'm not touching that with a ten football.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Oh no, there's a ten foot pole. What kind of
place is this, su.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Do you want to close shave or not?
Speaker 16 (35:39):
Well?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Okay, here goes.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
So do you from around here?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (35:51):
How about this weather?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Okay, there's the left side.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
Check it out. Oh my, oh my, that's as smooth
as an egg. I told you.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Okay, let's do the other side.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
I just had a thought. What happens if I swallow
this thing?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
No problem, just bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Oh okay.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
Like everyone else, we hope you enjoyed John Billy and
Philly Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
I think the last guy I ate Haggis.
Speaker 17 (36:35):
Tune in next time. Then we'll hear the customer who
wit the Hagers say.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Yeah, this makes you. On the radio, jumbup Been and
Tanner Fellers ran to Jackie and you.
Speaker 22 (36:51):
Listening, hia pow, You are listening to two of the
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Are they funny?
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Are they funny?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Hello, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
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and is your one hour Alert and one hour John
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But the Big Show, good morning, got a big show
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Speaker 5 (39:48):
Yeah we got.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Tonight, Bester, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist, don't.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 18 (40:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 20 (40:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (40:22):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 18 (40:57):
She's gone.
Speaker 13 (41:17):
Work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 22 (41:22):
Man?
Speaker 9 (41:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 20 (41:23):
We have a light.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 22 (41:30):
We just we just work.
Speaker 20 (41:31):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work work
work work work.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Well.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 17 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (41:40):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man.
Speaker 13 (41:52):
Can party. All this will taste you is.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Cool?
Speaker 12 (42:00):
But drop by?
Speaker 15 (42:43):
Oh no, I am not today?
Speaker 12 (42:51):
Check paid?
Speaker 6 (42:56):
What?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 13 (42:58):
What's what's work?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
I'm having enough for this?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Do do.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Beating? Heads banging and now it's baiting the blonde time
one eight hundred Big show. You told free line. Come on,
get a contestant. Play next,
Good more than everybody more Big Show to come, hang
where you're yo? What's up?
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This is ike and for all of five one one
you need on all things redneck.
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Just check out my two favorite crackers, John bro and
Bitley right here on the Big Show. I listened to
something else my own self, but white boy Patrick Dunn
broke off the knob in the Cadillac.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Patrick, never mind piece out.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
T can do the dow coming out of the Oh. Look,
it's Friday, Friday, August the twenty third days. I temper
able to no November thirty one days in this month,
and then it's gonna beat Labor Day weekend? Like is
not this weekend but next weekend?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Like?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Bravery? Do you say? Every time I turn around, I'm
eat breakfast again? Yeah? How's everybody is doing here?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Her fast as we are?
Speaker 6 (01:38):
I was gonna say a lot of things he used
to say are coming true, yes, or at least we're
aging into it now.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Ye, never past the urinal, never trust the fart. I
was more going along with him. His uh tirade against
shaking hands, Yeah, proved very very right in the pandemic
age that we live in. Yeah, sorry, bring you down
like that?
Speaker 7 (02:03):
It's like, uh, I know, listen to your elders.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
All right, well good here, well here we are. Here's
National Ride the Wind Day. Let'sten do that.
Speaker 7 (02:19):
Break the wind?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Uh? You you forgot the urinal part. The other part
of that. Uh, never pass a urinal, never trust so far.
Yeah I did say it didn't missed it? So so
what a coincidence? National Ride the windy something that might
call some wind this National Cuban Sandwich Day. I like
(02:45):
those things now, so they have to be like pressed
to be an official human sentence, you like on some
like a.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
Subject, right, like a grainder I think that. But it
has to have a pulled barbecue it.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay that yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:03):
The barbecue okay, and the pickle pickles very.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Important, very important on that Cuban sandwich. Well we will,
we'll have one today, okay, okay, See it's worth getting
up for up up. It's Friday Big shows on the radio.
So they're like Charles Nelson rodig good morning, Big shows
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Man.
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(04:12):
let's do our three days in history. You like categories,
you win it. In two thousand and seven, the hashtag
was invented. It was first used in a tweet by
American product designer Chrismassina. Yep, the actual tag don't.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
Know who he is? Hashtag can look him up? Hashtag
Google that guy.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Well, that's like the pound sign. So he just took
the pound sign and said it was a hashtag, right.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
Because he was using it in this yeah, in this sense.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 8 (04:41):
The actual name of that symbol is an octothorpe octo forp.
It was come up with by Bell Telephone when they
added the touchtne phones. They couldn't figure out what to
call it. They, you know, So they came up with Octothorp.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Who are the ad wizards? So I came up it
was like pound sign. Yeah all right. Twenty ten, Tiger
Wood's marriage to Ellen Nordgan officially comes to an end.
The mother of Tiger's two kids reportedly gets about one
hundred million in the divorce settlement. That old fishing buddy
that was working on a private boat on the other banks,
(05:20):
and she was on a cruise with her her next
her boyfriend after she broke up with Tigers. That would
be a tough one to follow. Yeah, like that. Yeah, why, Well,
I can tell you stories. You don't ever ask him why.
When he gives you a fact, you just go and
(05:42):
you look it up when you get home.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
I thought she was well, I guess that's true. She
had been on buddy that was on the boat.
Speaker 9 (05:50):
You heard.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
You got one hundred million in the divorce settlement, probably
more than the pressure to come up with an engagement ring.
You're gonna get married too? To go on a date?
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Sure, where are we going?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
All right? Well, I hope everything's all right.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
I'll find out your's getting over it all right?
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Then? That was twenty ten. So finally twenty fifteen, a
twelve year old kid tripped and ripped the seventeenth century
painting Flowers by Bailo Porpoil, which was worth one point
five millions. Yikes, exhibition intawan.
Speaker 7 (06:29):
You break it, you buy it.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Good work alright with us three categores. That'll do one
eight hundred Big show you told free line. We play
outbursts next. Good morning. It's a big show on the
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radio celebrating Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show
bid Box. No great white, fudge sickle hunter sere's for
key word great white. I don't think he knows it's him.
Try to figure it out.
Speaker 10 (07:21):
Oh yeah, man, it's one of the times you were
on a diet.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I was about calling you, buzzing at you got him,
couldn't found the budles, And I was like, I don't care.
Good times Yeah, at the Big Box, at the Big Show,
Dot coming right now, Yes, Dad, winning Outburst. Let's play Outburst.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
John Boys.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Gave good prizes from the Big Prize. B Let's go
contested number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
You're playing outs have them Marie up and guest. Time
you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Let's say, hey, Richard from Charleston, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
Shots.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Hey, Hey, good morning Richard. Welcome, buddy, morning man. I'm
the first time caller. Excited. All right, No, Boddy, welcome. Well,
let's get through these three categories. It gets you the
big old mount out of Pickles prize package. So let's
do it. Let's see five seconds. You got to give
(08:47):
us three things you include in a hashtag? Ready to go?
All right? Right?
Speaker 5 (08:54):
All right?
Speaker 11 (08:56):
Brand?
Speaker 12 (08:57):
Uh, marketing, uh location?
Speaker 9 (09:02):
Okay, all I.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Have are on that?
Speaker 13 (09:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yes, okay, yes, okay, I don't want to think about it.
Speaker 7 (09:09):
Don't ask me why.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Three things you can lose in the divorce? Ready go
your health, a car, retirement, money, uh, sanity, there you go?
All day? Alright, Rachord for the wind. We need three
famous paintings. Ready going the Last Supper the Mona Lisa
(09:38):
American Gopy, don't dad, al Rochard, good job, buddy, mount
Pickles prize pack. Head down to Charleston for you.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
All right, all right.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I've been listening to you guys since the early eighties.
Grew up in Charlotte.
Speaker 10 (09:59):
Wow, so excited to be on the show this morning.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Man, that is awesome, Richard, that's just so neat you
able to stick with us. So that was yet like
at first, like nineteen eighty eighty sixth and the five and.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
We're talking early eighties man, early eighties.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
I'm still young though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
I got you, buddy, Well, I also we're glad you still
wouldn't stay Richard. Listening, man, we follow you down there now,
we'll be right here. Hang on, you know, deal Jackie
hook you up next, all right, thank you? All right, buddy,
all right, don't jump. I'll catch you up on your
news right on the other side. Heard and the boys
(10:42):
been in daytone all week and for the race, getting
ready for the race tomorrow with hold there's a letter
(11:23):
from Hoyt. Hey perverts, what the Junior Nation band is
in Daytona for the week. We got all kinds of
gigs lined up. Just last night we played a bonfire
outside turned two. Well, if you're running around the infield,
keep an eye out for us. This year's Diddy is
a tribute to our dirty fingernails friends in the infield
at Daytona. And wherever fine races are run, y'all keep
(11:47):
them straight up the hoyt. That's it.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
We'd like to send a shout out to our friends,
the infield idiots, folks we meet in tracks across America,
coming all shape and size, young and old, big and tall, drunk.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
And very drunk. Listen goes up to all of y'all.
Speaker 12 (12:15):
Camping infield inside the speedway, waiting further race to begin.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Here to watch.
Speaker 12 (12:29):
Them run through the gears, drink us some beers and
make us some noise.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Me and the boys will.
Speaker 15 (12:41):
Get right to night.
Speaker 12 (12:47):
You know, fellers, maybe it's me, but one of us
is a little off. And when I say maybe it's me,
I don't mean it's me.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (13:08):
Well, we met a big boy from Rocky and Ham.
Speaker 5 (13:11):
He had a.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Jug of shine and some.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Really good country hand.
Speaker 12 (13:16):
Hitch up his britches cause its time.
Speaker 9 (13:18):
To champ Louie ooee.
Speaker 12 (13:23):
And there's some wild gal from colk and no tattooed
up and they're putting.
Speaker 9 (13:29):
On bid a shoulder.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
That little red he is looking good.
Speaker 9 (13:32):
To go to me, oh wee.
Speaker 12 (13:36):
Because race week and the tricks the beak we got
bus higher, but we don't even care.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Come to rock and roll, rop the ragging.
Speaker 12 (13:47):
Let's go, we'll be there.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
Someboddy still on.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
In my New World heartshirt. I'm preparing to flirt with
a q ted.
Speaker 5 (14:09):
Carse.
Speaker 12 (14:09):
She's here with a feller who strikes me as just
a tad fruit tad. It's my duty to follow this
beauty wherever she goes, talker out of her clothes and
then teat shirt right square on her boot.
Speaker 13 (14:29):
Boot bout y'all.
Speaker 12 (14:34):
Remember her.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well?
Speaker 12 (14:39):
The Junior Nation, standing proud and tall might be the
year that we finally win it all as anybody got
a tile and all for me? Because it's race week
and we're fixing the peep. We got bushired, but we
don't even care air time to rock and roll rap
(15:02):
the dragon.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Let's go, Oh.
Speaker 9 (15:07):
Where be there?
Speaker 16 (15:12):
Wet dear you, y'all keep working on it.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
Race week and we're fixing the peak.
Speaker 12 (15:18):
We got bus hired. We don't even care.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Time to rock and.
Speaker 12 (15:23):
Roll rap the ragon. Let's go, calls.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
It's race week and I'm feeling weak.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I'm just a tad green, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (15:32):
I'm about to fass out everybody, look out.
Speaker 17 (15:36):
And go to be sick, But.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
Wait up and turn two. Good morning, there's.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
A big show on the radio for your Friday, August
twenty and third. You're just in.
Speaker 18 (16:17):
Time, and now it's storytime with your host Carl Childrens.
Speaker 13 (16:27):
I hear some youngins talking about a story I kindly liked.
It's got credits in it. I reckon, everybody likes a
critter got a girl in it too. If you like
that story thing, I can tell you about it if
you want me too. I got a minute watched upon
(16:49):
a time. There's these three bears, a mama, a daddy,
and a little young and he was only a cub.
He was spoiled a good bit. They lived out in
the wood's arm. They didn't live in a cave and
sleep in the whole covered quilts like old Yogi and Booboo.
(17:10):
They had them a cottage. Some folks calls it a cabin.
I called her a cottage. They doing all right, I reckon.
One morning, Mama bear, there she made up a big
old pot oatmeal. They all bullying up to the table.
There he's about to dig in with that old meal.
To dang hot. Had Little bear wanted to go play
(17:32):
his video games, but Daddy Bear said no, let's go
off Somemmer's let her cool down of mine. So they
went off. Not in another part of the forest. There's
this girl. I think they said her name was Goldie
Hawn long time ago. She is a pretty little thing.
No beer in a squirrel now, she'd kindly old and
(17:54):
give out, well sir, that goldiehorn gal. She got a
fight with her boyfriend. She wandered off Somemers into the woods.
She found at Bear's house. The doors wide open. I reckoned,
so the breeze cool off that oatmeal, well sir.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
She was a mite hungry.
Speaker 13 (18:15):
From all that man walking She's done, so she thought
she'd help herself to some of that breakfast. She tried
to Daddy Mary's bowl and in too dang hot. Mama's
bowl air was too cold. Dann little fan baby Bear's oldmeal.
He just rides, so she will fan down. She wore
out from her trim, so she feared she'd take a
(18:37):
load off on one of them chairs in the living
room there, maybe watching little TV. Daddy's chair is too big,
Mama's chair is too dang hard. With a little bear's chair,
just ride, I reckon that feedback. She tied on. Must
have pushed her over the ends because she plumped squarsh
that chair, amit well, sir? She reckoned. She had to
(18:58):
get some resk. She went nosing around upstairs, found some beds.
She tried, daddy bears, he's too soft. Mama's bed kindly lumpy.
That little boy bear she got his bed did just right.
So she lay down there and gets me shut eye
while she is sleeping. Them bears come home. See someone
(19:20):
been into their oat meal. That little fat bear boy,
you plum had a conniption seeing his is all gone.
He said, what's e moo'meal firm? What's emotmeal firm? They
started checking out the place. See that someone been sitting
in their chairs. Little fat bear boy he bust out crying.
See in his video game playing chairs busted the pieces well,
(19:43):
So they went upstairs seeing them beds messed up, and
there was old Goldie Hawn still sleeping in that little
bear's bed. The little bear was in a bad way.
He'd just seen red. He's feeling like she would just
have to get him. He went over Tanner saying, watch
you sleeping in my bed?
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Fur?
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Wat you're sleeping in my bed fur. She jumped up, screaming,
trying to run for that baby Bear is just too
fast for took his big old paul knocked her to
the ground. All the bear circle around her, played with
her like a cat playing with a mouse. She started screaming.
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That sent little fat baby Bear over the edge. He
went for a throat, killed her, But I reckon it
was a happy end and moral of the story. It's
all right to visit folks, but if you eat all
their vittals and bust up the furniture, a bear might
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kill you.
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In the end.
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Faith and Begorah.
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Good morning, there's a big shown the radio. We all
listen to the Big Show. Knoxville Tennessee by the River
down Naland Stadium, More down maryln Loise and I'm John
Si King board Box. Uh favorite rock band, my new
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Favorite man.
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They getting open for driving and crying this Saturday night
at the Shell.
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Who's your favorite band?
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That's job, mother Mary. Oh, I didn't name the boy was.
I was thinking Will and Mason. You know time, Mother Mary,
talk them out. We got the latest single out, Save
My Souls on Apple Music, Spotify, wherever you get your music,
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good morning. Got the Big show on the radio. Man
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It's not a surgeon.
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Yeah, she's like a brain. Like she's smarter than us
enough to say she's a doctor. She has a doctor. Yeah, okay, yeah,
it's something to do with the brain we was talking
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Speaker 19 (23:37):
What are you going to do with me, Green Gagglass,
I'm already doing it. You're bait, miss Watson. I'm using
you to track Spider Man in a web of my own.
Then I'll destroy you both with my evaporatory.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
It'll never work. Spider Man will save me and.
Speaker 19 (23:58):
For the life of me, I don't know why.
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What the hell is that supposed to me?
Speaker 13 (24:03):
Well, let's face.
Speaker 19 (24:04):
It, he could secondly do better than you. He's a superhero,
for peat's sake. Why is he all googly eyed over
a but ugly little tramp like you?
Speaker 13 (24:14):
Those little big bean teeth.
Speaker 6 (24:18):
I've got personality, yes, but apparently not a mirror.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
I've seen better heads on a boil.
Speaker 19 (24:28):
Hey, hey, hey, you can't.
Speaker 20 (24:30):
Talk out a way about my fiance, Spider Man.
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How's it going?
Speaker 9 (24:35):
Man?
Speaker 19 (24:35):
And she certainly looks like one.
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Oh that's not cool, man.
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She might not be the prettiest thing.
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Hey, I'm standing right here.
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She's got the personality, I know, I know. If it's
any consolation, you won't have to look at her much longer.
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Prepare to die, Oh, evaporator, Ray, you're a real buzzkill
Green goblin Man.
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What's wrong, webhead?
Speaker 19 (25:03):
Didn't you a spider sense?
Speaker 6 (25:04):
His tingle.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
I just hold my butt fell asleep again?
Speaker 19 (25:08):
Man, you say your last man man prepared to mean
your doom o.
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There's just two things you need to know about me,
Green Goblin. Number one, I'm your friendly neighborhood spider Man,
and number two.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Can't steal you are gonna use my stuff on you?
Speaker 9 (25:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
How about a little spider food.
Speaker 19 (25:33):
I can't feel my goblin McNuggets and.
Speaker 21 (25:36):
A Coop de grace activate super spider pood powers. I
can't breathe. I call that taking care of business man.
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Oh spider Man, wat, I'm feeling something.
Speaker 7 (25:58):
You're not gonna cut the cheese again, are you?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
I feel a song coming on?
Speaker 5 (26:05):
Baby. Let me be a little spider man.
Speaker 15 (26:11):
I can't spin a bigger a weapon just like a
spider catle be here, Spider Man. Hello, to be a
beetle because beetles.
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Got that shell.
Speaker 15 (26:28):
Oh be steak bugge because Steakbot's really really really smell.
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Oh hell, what did you be?
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You're a spider man.
Speaker 22 (26:41):
I can't clip slap a bed walk She wins out
of my hand.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Lem bee here Spider Man, Oh spider Man, old.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Baby man, that was so what that good.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Of all right? Good work on that, producer, and we
overlook our executive producer, Randy. I like it that way more, yes,
but not enough sometimes. Thank you. All Right, Today's John
Boyd Jeopardy. Here, what are we supposed to review? Yesterday's
We found out, according to a book eighteen sixty nine,
I got to go through this, they robbed the tombs
(27:24):
in Egypt for mummies to burn them in locomotives. We
found out Mark Twain's has made that up in the
story but still being reported today as a fact. As
a fact at that didn't happen. That's what we learned. Okay,
that's it Today's John Boyd Jeopardy. During the Middle Ages,
German officials required lydds be added to these to help
(27:47):
prevent the spread of the bubonic plague. It tts toilets
for lids toilets. That's really a pretty good idea. No
such sur priced one eight Under the Big Show you
told free Live we played John Board Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (28:06):
That win.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
Good Friday Morning Big Shows on the radio. Today's feature
track when the Big Show bi Box the Great White
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Speaker 10 (29:02):
It's John Boy, Jempany and now a man who says
he learned a lot during the pandemic, like now he
knows why all those paintings from the Renaissance plague are
of chubby women laying around without a prop.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
He's John Boy, as I had a Blaine out of
weirdt in West Virginia. Good morning Blaine, Good morning, John Boy,
Good morning Bonny. Welcome a man. Let's see what you got.
During the Middle Ages, German officials required lyds be added
to these wanted to help prevent the spread of the
(29:38):
bubonic plague. I must say the right, boob you Bonnick,
bobon you say that funny you know? Oh oh you're
trying to answer, all right, so well you're saying it's
a beer stein. Okay, Well let's see. Well you were
(30:00):
right to shut up.
Speaker 18 (30:02):
You've been right by.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Good work there, Blaine. You got your big old fishing
cycles price pack. Head up to weirding for you. All right,
thank you very much. That's a blessing to me. You
got it, buddy, I ain't gonna hang on my man.
(30:27):
Boys racing in Daytona tomorrow night, bringing back memories when
the big show was on the road for the Daytona
Bible Kiss Brune, sorebees, bobbing up some next.
Speaker 5 (31:10):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
There's a big sew on the radio, boys raising Daytona
in mon I would always have fond memories by Trimpson Daytona.
We're gonna have the Universal Studios studio. This is the
famed room Swarbee story out here right here. So here
we are at Daytona Beach for the race. I'm hungry.
(31:33):
I call room service. Why do they get the people
who most cannot you understand Them's the phone for room service?
Speaker 2 (31:41):
You mean you're working for room service.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
It sounds like this is what really happened when I
tried to order practice. Okay, Billy, here's this crip. I
wrote it all down.
Speaker 6 (31:48):
You be me.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
You're not gonna be you.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
No, I'm gonna be me being the room service.
Speaker 17 (31:52):
You be me?
Speaker 1 (31:53):
Okay, you're me?
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Well, you're right. They are hard to understand and started yet.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Okay, all right, I started out, good morning, Rune Sorbees.
Speaker 2 (32:04):
Oh sorry, I thought that now room service.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Right, run Sorbees morning? You wish to order suntine?
Speaker 17 (32:12):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Yeah, I'd like some bacon and eggs.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Our July?
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Then what ages our julyn pride boy poots old eggs?
Speaker 2 (32:23):
How do I like them? Sorry, scramble please.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
Our July v bayom Chris?
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Uh, Chris would be fine, okay?
Speaker 14 (32:32):
And Santos what Santos July Santos?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
I don't know, but I don't think so.
Speaker 5 (32:40):
No Judo one toes.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Look, I feel.
Speaker 11 (32:44):
Really bad about this one. I don't know what Judo
one toes mean. I'm sorry toes toes. Whych you don
Juan toes? Owbou s English mopping?
Speaker 9 (32:56):
We bother?
Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh English muffin, I got toast English muffin. Yeah, English
muffin to be fine?
Speaker 5 (33:05):
We bother?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
No, just put the bother on the side. What butter?
I mean butter butter on the side.
Speaker 13 (33:13):
Copy.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
I hate to say this, but copy copy tea mill
Oh coffee?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
Yeah, coffee? Dcare please?
Speaker 14 (33:24):
That's all one mini ass rune torino feed, strangle eggs,
crease bacom Tossi's English mopping? We bother honey sight and
copy rye whatever you say.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Okay, tinderberry mud, You're welcome.
Speaker 17 (33:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
And after that it came.
Speaker 21 (33:48):
Cold oat meal, Have a grapefruit toast and hot tea purfee.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Good morning. There's a big show on al radio. All right,
gotta brand new scripts there, y'all action.
Speaker 17 (34:30):
Hello friends, your old heal Burn Fern here with another
overy oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode on the ball. As our story opens, a rather
unshaven man enters a salon.
Speaker 5 (34:44):
Uh, knock, knock, you take men here.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
This is a unisex salon.
Speaker 20 (34:48):
Yeah, I'm not interested in your pronouns. I just want
to know if you can give me a shave, sure thing,
have a seat. Been to so many darn places that
just can't get the job done.
Speaker 16 (34:58):
Well.
Speaker 7 (34:59):
It seems like a simple It seems like I have.
Speaker 20 (35:02):
A terrible time getting a close shaver on my cheeks.
It absolutely but devils me.
Speaker 7 (35:06):
I got you, boo, I've got you. I've seen this
problem many times and I've got just the thing.
Speaker 9 (35:13):
Here you go, is this small wooden ball?
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Correct?
Speaker 9 (35:17):
So what am I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 7 (35:19):
We'll just pop it in your mouth and place it
between your chicken gum.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Are you serious?
Speaker 9 (35:24):
I'm not the kind of guy that goes around popping
balls in his mouth.
Speaker 7 (35:29):
I'm not touching that with a ten football.
Speaker 9 (35:32):
Oh no, there's a ten foot pole. What kind of
place is this, su.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Do you want to close shave or not?
Speaker 16 (35:39):
Well?
Speaker 9 (35:41):
Okay, here goes.
Speaker 7 (35:45):
So do you from around here?
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (35:51):
How about this weather?
Speaker 5 (35:55):
Me too?
Speaker 7 (35:57):
Okay, there's the left side.
Speaker 9 (35:58):
Check it out. Oh my, oh my, that's as smooth
as an egg. I told you.
Speaker 7 (36:07):
Okay, let's do the other side.
Speaker 9 (36:09):
I just had a thought. What happens if I swallow
this thing?
Speaker 7 (36:13):
No problem, just bring it back tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
Oh okay.
Speaker 17 (36:17):
Like everyone else, we hope you enjoyed John Billy and
Philly Playhouse.
Speaker 9 (36:31):
I think the last guy I ate Haggis.
Speaker 17 (36:35):
Tune in next time. Then we'll hear the customer who
wit the Hagers say.
Speaker 5 (36:40):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Yeah, this makes you. On the radio, jumbup Been and
Tanner Fellers ran to Jackie and you.
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Listening, hia pow, You are listening to two of the
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Speaker 5 (37:04):
Are they funny?
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Are they funny?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Hello, Hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
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and is your one hour Alert and one hour John
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But the Big Show, good morning, got a big show
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on the radio. Hang on, beat on the drum, playing
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Yeah we got.
Speaker 13 (39:53):
Tonight, Bester, you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fist, don't.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 18 (40:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 13 (40:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 20 (40:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (40:22):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 18 (40:57):
She's gone.
Speaker 13 (41:17):
Work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 6 (41:20):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 22 (41:22):
Man?
Speaker 9 (41:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 20 (41:23):
We have a light.
Speaker 13 (41:25):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (41:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 22 (41:30):
We just we just work.
Speaker 20 (41:31):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work work
work work work.
Speaker 6 (41:35):
Well.
Speaker 14 (41:36):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 17 (41:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 21 (41:40):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out.
Speaker 5 (41:46):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (41:48):
The weekend things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man.
Speaker 13 (41:52):
Can party. All this will taste you is.
Speaker 4 (41:59):
Cool?
Speaker 12 (42:00):
But drop by?
Speaker 15 (42:43):
Oh no, I am not today?
Speaker 12 (42:51):
Check paid?
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What?
Speaker 4 (42:57):
What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 13 (42:58):
What's what's work?
Speaker 5 (43:00):
I'm having enough for this?
Speaker 1 (43:04):
Do do.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
Now?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
Beating? Heads banging and now it's baiting the blonde time
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