August 30, 2024 • 35 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, as we head into the Labor Day Holiday weekend, we’ll do our weekly salute to our favorite day of the week, Friday!.. - The Happy Boy Song gets an early spin.. - We’ll jump into the John Boy & Billy Playhouse with a new script entitled, “The Job Interview”.. - Duane Stomp from Blacktooth checks in for a court ordered public service announcement.. - John Boy unloads another one of his wonderful things.. - We’ll talk sports with Tom Sorenson.. - and we’ll finish up with Oliver on the subject of Women - Chapter One..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Ride
to the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be Topicalga?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Remember we're gonna ease into this Friday mornings. We're gonna
go just waking up.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I told you those bubbles in that PEPSI wasn't oxygen.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It sounds like you in hell him soda at my
early morning camfeen.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You can find to go coffee at your little diet
mepsy guy had died.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Okay, eg morning Jack as my baby over in the
corner them in these my eyes on my fries.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Le.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
See here's National toasted marshmallow Days. Ain't done that in
a wild National Beach Day here on August thirtieth Beach
Day going into Labor Day weekend. I guess huh, that's
a whole deal. National Grief Awareness Day usually are a
National College Colors Day. Encourages everybody to display your team spirits.
(02:16):
So if you ain't got on any clothes yet, put
on some of your college guitar.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
May go there and get your education.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, all right, I wonder if do work, because we
don't actually work in an actual workplace. Do workplaces still
do casual fridays where you could wear a jersey in
or whatever you want it. I think it is pretty
lax everywhere these days.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What do I know?
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Look at me, welling from your extensive experience.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I mean, that's something I never in my Hall of
Fame career if I've been required to wear something.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Not even at the service station. You didn't have.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You know, no, man, we wasn't gonna play no no
shirts with our name on it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I know, with friends for dinner, and then they're coming
from work and they're you know, they're in their professional
attire because they're coming from law firms and office settings.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know, successful career show up.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
In jeans and a sweatshirt. I'm like, okay, I wore
this to work today.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
I don't know, it is very cool, right, Well, so
all rising, We're good.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He'snt in our Friday. Get our first prize pack out
and get that winning beginning big shows on the radio.
Good Morning, got a big show on the radio. First
prize pack today. It's a Southern East Pets pack we
all love our dogs. If yours has anxiety issues like
in a thundersnorm, you gotta try the bacon flavored Pets
(04:02):
CBD gummies from Southern East Pets. Look for their Lincoln
to Big Show dot comf used code JBB. You'll get
twenty percent off. Must be eighteen a win.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Three days in history where we get our categories. Let's
go back to eleven forty six. Last night the years there,
a conference of European leaders outlawed the crossbow. It was
hoped that by banning the weapon, wars would eventually end.
Despite the prohibition, crossbows continue to be used until the
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sixteenth century, when firearms replace them, and then, of course geniuses, Oh,
I'll never happen again.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Let's man them all. It'll be wonderful. Crossbows don't kill people, yes,
right right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Two thousand and one, two killers who plan to marry
in England's broad More Prison called off the wedding after
finding out just how evil each other was. So life
for Sharon Carr and Robbie Lane, who had already bought
gold rings, were stunned when they read a newspaper report
describing their killings. A nurse said, they stormed out of
(05:18):
the room and wouldn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Imagine I be id bad, but you you're terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh man, that is crazy. All right, hold one, all rival.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Let's move up finally to twenty twenty one, China restricting
online gaming for under eighteens to one hour on Fridays,
weekends and holidays, ordering companies to enforce this.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that'll work. Oh yeah, all right, well, good luck,
dear China. Were moving forward.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There's our three categories one eight hundred big shows. You
told free line, Come on, play out birds, next s listen,
(06:24):
good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio for
your Friday morning. August thirty of today's feature track from
The Big Show, bid Box, Oliver on Women, Chapter one,
Sir Furky Word Chapter one, Hit the Big Box at
the Big Show, dot com upts, Let's play upturs.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, Boy and
Billy give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's
go contested. Number one should.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Be a lot of fun shots.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Show down away from Huntsman.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Shot, second time caller, no time winner, Second time caller,
no time winner.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Hot will work?
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Not yet anyway, not yet anyway, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's take care of that right now, Ray, Glad, you're
all right? All right, buddy, Well here we go in
five seconds. I bet you can name three weapons, ready go? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:49):
A gun, knife, sword?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
All right? All right?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now you can give us three places you can get married,
ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
In a church, on the beach or in the mountains
Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Thinking about it?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So for the win, Ray, three online gambling, three online
gambling sites, yes.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Draft kings, bingo cash and one arm slots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How about that bingo cash? Yeah, cash playing bingo.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Well that's the idea, is that, like we pick him
numbers in Vegas where you just ain't got no hope,
no hope like that bingos you know.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Under the Yeah, I understanding.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Six.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
He was a dog. Oh it's the best courtesy left
I've ever receeen.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
All right, right, host, will look at you went into
Bigo Southern's pets back.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Hope you got some pets you love.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Ray.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
We'll take you, dude, We do, we do.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
We have a good little old dandy dog. He's on,
he's on. He's our pet for sure.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Child.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
All right, you hang on, buddy, Glad, you won.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Hey, brother, appreciate it. Y'all have a good one.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Bottom of the hours, hob of your news.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Happy boys on the other side, start on Friday morning
celebrating Ready.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
H good morning. This makes all the radio want to do.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You're on a Friday, manxyeay Friday.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Feeling in my bone.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Says I have my weed bubble hub Imma have to
be boyma have to be boy.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
My little box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Ubblebub but his guns in the box and put him
in a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
Ima hap be boy oh and good when things are
going here?
Speaker 14 (10:56):
We hey.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Oh, forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Hubbs looked into the drawer and started to laugh. Hub
because I might have to be boy.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I have me boy and.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Did good when things are going here. We hey, hey h.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Friday morning shows on the radios here, I got it.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
Hello, Well, good morning there John boy in billn Good
morning all our beloved friends that they're in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full of Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends
in the summer means it's back to school time. It
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ain't too late to sign them up for fall classes.
Right here at the Sword of Joshua Independent for of
Gospel Pennecostal Day School. You say, well, patri school's done started,
ain't it. Well, maybe in your local government fundedge school
district it has. But here at the Sword of Joshua,
the young and start up the first Tuesday after Labor
(12:45):
Day and get out the last day of May, just
like God intended it. And this here is a real
old time in school. That means we don't waste your
time with none of them through through classes like the
godless settlers eight run school system the all friends. We
teach lost subjects like history and math and English and science,
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and not to kind with all that global warming and
evolutionism horse hockey in it neither I mean real science.
At the Sort of Joshua, we's kicking it old school.
Speaking of kicking it, we don't put up with no
back talk from our youngs. If they start getting mouthy,
our staff is gonna show enough whoop the dogs not
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out of it, yep. But it comes to getting physical
to maintain good order. We got a whole army standing
buy from corporal punishment all the way up to major
butt whoop. Oh you mean y'all still spank the young'ins.
You better know what we do when it's called for.
We ain't a bit scared to apply the board of
education to the seat of knowledge, or, as that old
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song says, when a problem comes along, you must whoop it.
If you kids that doing nothing the wrong path, don't
put them on medication trying to straighten them out. That's
the problem with half of these kids today. They's on
some kind of brain altar and dope instead of attention
and affection and the occasional swat on the rear end.
He's so called modern parents. Just give their youngins a pill.
(14:18):
I'll tell you what they need, friends, they need the
gog pill, and that exactly what they'll get when you
sign them up for one of our key through twelve programs.
He say, boys, here sounds like it might be kindly expensive, beloved.
Can you put a price tag on getting a quality
education for you youngins? Well, they can. It's twenty four hundred
(14:40):
dollars a year. That's right, just a little over thirteen
dollars a day. You say, whoa, how in the world
can y'all sell a full nine months of school and
for such a minimum price? Will you let us worry
about that? All you need to know is we'll get
them smart and saved if we have to blister their
backside from now to a Christmas vacation. Fall classes start
(15:01):
up September the fourth, from our info. Come to our
back to School of Polozer this Saturday, starting at nine
o'clock am right here at the church cafeteria slash main campus.
That'll be kept off with a potluck supper on the grounds,
a hell fire sermon from yours truly, and a whole
timey gospel sing with the Peckerwood Brothers and Sister Naomi.
(15:24):
To get a free brochure that tells all about a
butt whooping Bible based curriculum, call her Colfree Sorda Joshua
Day School Hotline one eight hundred. Yes amen, you unsaved
folks that still use that whole interweb mess can get
the full deal online at Sorda Joshua dot Edu. Christian Education.
(15:47):
It works. That's what your youngins get. Right here at
the Sorda Joshua Day School, a ministry of a Sorda
Joshua Independent for Gospel Pnicosial Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three, all not froddy roads.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Here's you.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
Reverend Billy Ray Collins are minding you in just time
to turn so you don't. John Boy and Billy, hell yo,
keep them straight up by.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
Helly, you li Lindsey premise here And when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily do
some culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The big show.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Who will?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Good morning, this all make show on the radio, man,
that big show. Listens, y'all the best we get thank
you little notes and letters all the times my listeners. Uh,
here's the one, of course, Jackie. They just fall in
love with her. You know we can't get through. We'll
call you deal you know dot com.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
So yeah, Jackie.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Has relationships, particularly personal with the lot of the guys
and gals. It was Oh, here's when that comes. Let
me say this is Carl out of uh Iowa. Somewhere
in Iowa.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It was like bul val anyway.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Dear Jackie, I want to thank you and the entire
Big Show teamfully. I'll retune at you to play and
win John Boy Jeopardy on Monday August Fish. I'm grateful
for the prizes and especially grateful for the opportunity to
be on the show. Thank you also for all the
hard work you and the team put in to turn
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out great shows day after day and year after year.
You make Mornings funds.
Speaker 4 (18:19):
Sincerely, car she.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
I tell you what thank you notes are are dying out,
aren't they?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That's truth?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Then's so nice to get one A handwritten note.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Old buddy, old Henry Cato, you just say that can
get on me all.
Speaker 8 (18:32):
The time, you know, sull your appreciation right a note?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Yeah? Will you do it for me? And outside it no,
good morning. Got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
We'll play John Boy Jepardy for a big Old Lord
Tiger's prize back and get your name and with that
Big Show custom.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Motorcycle from Long Tigers. Why don't I do this?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We got a very special announcement. Don't blow it, Okay,
big announcement here. He is, ladies and gentlemen from Nigo Sports,
Bob By BoNT.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
Hey, good morning, John Boy and Billy. And you know
this announcement is going to make me feel a little
ancient because when I was covering college football back in
the seventies, Bear Bryant was the king, you know, of
Bama football, and I never thought anybody would come along
and either come close to equaling or surpassing what he did. Well.
(19:41):
Nick Saban is the man, and of course Nick is
not going to be patrolling these sidelines anymore. Be strange
this Saturday night to see another coach out there, Kaylan,
coach Kaylin. And this football that we're doing to honor
Nick Saban, he approved it. It's the only football, and
he's approved through Nico Sports. And I'm going to give
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you all the cool information and what it looks like
and how you can order this in just a second,
because only five thousand of these officially licensed full sized
Nick Saban footballs to commemorate his Hall of Fame career
at Alabama will ever be produced. They're going to be
priced at one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety
(20:25):
five cents each. A portion of the proceeds will go
to the charity of choice by Alabama, which is Yay
Alabama helps out a lot of student athletes. There you'll
get an individually number certificate of authenticity with the purchase
of each ball. And before I give out that phone
number in website, how you can get this Nick Saban
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Historical National Football with all it got a couple cool
photographs of coach Saban on there. The top panel has
one of those photos of coach Nick Saban, all six
National Championship logos of the games that he won for
the championships, the opponents that he faced and beat, and
the scores of each game that he won at Alabama.
(21:10):
The panel right below that has some of Sabans Alabama
season records from two thousand and seven to twenty and
twenty three. His overall record. I took a look at
that record, two hundred and six wins against just twenty
nine losses for an eighty seven point seven percent winning
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those over in the sec boy, he battered those guys.
He won one hundred and twenty times against just eighteen
losses and was sixteen and seven in bowl games, so
amazing record. All that information will be on that panel,
and then the last panel has got a second color
photograph of Sabans championship history along with coach Saban and
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some of the awards he won in postseasons and from
other outlets that awarded him certain coaching achievement. So all
that is on this football. It's one of a kind.
You won't be able to buy it anywhere else but
through the toll free number and website that I'm about
to give out. And this is approved by coach Saban.
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This is the only football that honors his Hall of
Fame career. Here's the number, eight hundred three four five
two eight sixty eight. That's eight hundred three four five
twenty eight sixty eight. Or you can go right to
the website. You can see it nicosports dot com. It's
spelled nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. Or just
(22:41):
hit him up at eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. Do not delay, because I've already known
that there's people that are out there buying five and
six of these for holiday gift ideas for Alabama fans
over the years. This is a special Alabama football the
honor coach.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You have to save it, told you Alabama fans and
be worth it.
Speaker 16 (23:03):
Right here.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, we got to set up to at the Big
Show dot Com. Click on the Nikosports banner. It'll take
you right there the Big Show dot Com. Click on
Niko Sports and we got that eight hundred and three
four five, twenty eight sixty eight. Well, let's play our game,
John Boy Jeopardy time. Let's jump right in here and
review yesterday's question. When we found out ninety three percent
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of American adults regularly have this for dinner, they think
that might be a weight gain problem to all Americans.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Those wild Man pizza, although I.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Think fright Chicken probably is a close's the first?
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right, Well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a
recent survey, seventy percent of Americans say they do this
whenever they use the bathroom at home alone.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
They still do the courtesy flush.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
You there here?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
What'd y'all?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh gosh, one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Good Morning is a Big Show on the radio, running
to you Friday, August thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Then we got our feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's Oliver on Women, Chapter one, turd for keyword, chapter
one to the Big Box at the Big Show dot
comy right now, that's my yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's John Boyd Jeopardy Wah wah.
Speaker 17 (24:54):
And now a man who felt like he was missing
out on the whole social media thing so earlier this
week he just started randomly announcing what he was doing. Well,
he's got two followers now, but we're pretty sure one's
a cock.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Heez, John Boyd, that you had Charles out of Aurora,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Good morning, Charles, Good morning. I could tell you you
got it.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Aurora are like horror.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Charles when you got first shot at John Boyd jebter
this morning, buddy. According to a recent survey, seventy percent
of Americans say they do this whenever they use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
At home alone. So the door somewhere you say, closed
the door.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Let's say, man, I don't think you would have ever
guessed that answer, because I've been to your house. I
was company and you didn't close the door. What you
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don't send it there looking at me, Charles good works.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So are you had to set through that, buddy, Lord
Tiger's prize pack. We'll get into your aura, all right, buddy,
appreciate it?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
You got it?
Speaker 14 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Why we're jumping out catching you up? Phone your news.
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Ride it?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't want to work way on the right on it?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Know?
Speaker 14 (26:37):
All right?
Speaker 15 (26:38):
You got.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's a baking on the radio, crack over with a
brand new script backed out in the playhouse Lissen twenty minute.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's a Friday morning.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Song I expect and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you
better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 18 (27:34):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 16 (27:39):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 19 (27:52):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I hate work.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
I hate work.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A very bad days. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 18 (28:07):
I'm just gonna skiptday go on today, don't they just
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just she's gonna be back?
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Yeahday?
Speaker 9 (28:53):
What work?
Speaker 16 (28:55):
Work?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
What?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
What? What?
Speaker 17 (28:56):
What are we're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
You guys have a life. I mean, do you do
anything with like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
We just stuff.
Speaker 16 (29:07):
We just work.
Speaker 19 (29:08):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (29:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Pal It's a brave man, a party.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
All is with taste?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
You is.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Buzz off? Fine?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Oh no, I am, I'm to day.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
I'm having the text paid.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Work work what what what work?
Speaker 14 (30:35):
What's what's work?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
I hate work?
Speaker 14 (30:36):
I hate work.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I hate work.
Speaker 16 (30:41):
Duds.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Good morning, and has.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Been showing the radio head in the labor day. Weekend
sothern five running down Darlington. Dwayne Stamp will be here
gonna help you out thinking on our public service announcement
here in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Right now, we've been way known and actions.
Speaker 19 (31:41):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another nostril
numbing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Job Interview. As our story opens, Hugo to L
is interviewing for.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
A new job.
Speaker 20 (31:55):
Okay, see, your name is Hugo to Hell.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
No, ma'am, it's pronounced t L. You go to well.
Speaker 20 (32:06):
Oh and mister two L, you have applied for this
position of railroad singleman.
Speaker 19 (32:12):
That's correct, ma'am, that is correct.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
All right.
Speaker 20 (32:14):
Do you have any experience with trains?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
Speaker 20 (32:19):
Oh oh, and how old were you when you had that?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I got about two weeks ago.
Speaker 20 (32:23):
Oh okay, let's see. Uh, let's start with a few
simple questions. Now, what would you do if two trains
were approaching each other at the same time?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (32:34):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then I'd go
and switch the points in the signal box.
Speaker 20 (32:39):
Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (32:44):
Now, what if the signal switch was broken? Well, first,
please leave off any bodily functions.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Okay. Second, I'd use the manual lever.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
Very good, mister to two L. And what if that
didn't work?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Well?
Speaker 19 (33:00):
First, right, Second, I'd use the emergency phone. To call
the next signal box. And what if there was no answer,
I'd call my uncle and tell him to come right over.
Your uncle, what good would that do?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well? None?
Speaker 19 (33:13):
But he's never seen a train crash before. And we
hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Can I
have the key to the restroom please? I made a
real mess on that last tune in next time when
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we'll hear Hugo's uncle Sandy Bunghold say.
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Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar, good money
out big shows on your radio.
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Hello, you perky early risers.
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Here's just the thing to wake you up and get
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Before you know it, you'll be bouncing off the walls
just like me. Uh uh uhaha, see what I mean?
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Good morning, it's a big Shaw the Radio celebrating your
Friday head into Labor Day weekend.
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We'll give you our heads up on that fission cycles.
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Make sure you get to the Big Show dot com
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When you're at the Big Show, dot com gets your
name and the half of that too. All Right, we
got a lot of new Let's do it
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Ride
to the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted morney. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be Topicalga?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Remember we're gonna ease into this Friday mornings. We're gonna
go just waking up.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
I told you those bubbles in that PEPSI wasn't oxygen.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
It sounds like you in hell him soda at my
early morning camfeen.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
You can find to go coffee at your little diet
mepsy guy had died.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
Okay, eg morning Jack as my baby over in the
corner them in these my eyes on my fries.
Speaker 7 (01:51):
Le.
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See here's National toasted marshmallow Days. Ain't done that in
a wild National Beach Day here on August thirtieth Beach
Day going into Labor Day weekend. I guess huh, that's
a whole deal. National Grief Awareness Day usually are a
National College Colors Day. Encourages everybody to display your team spirits.
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So if you ain't got on any clothes yet, put
on some of your college guitar.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
May go there and get your education.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, all right, I wonder if do work, because we
don't actually work in an actual workplace. Do workplaces still
do casual fridays where you could wear a jersey in
or whatever you want it. I think it is pretty
lax everywhere these days.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
What do I know?
Speaker 8 (02:45):
Look at me, welling from your extensive experience.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
I mean, that's something I never in my Hall of
Fame career if I've been required to wear something.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Not even at the service station. You didn't have.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
You know, no, man, we wasn't gonna play no no
shirts with our name on it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I know, with friends for dinner, and then they're coming
from work and they're you know, they're in their professional
attire because they're coming from law firms and office settings.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
You know, successful career show up.
Speaker 8 (03:27):
In jeans and a sweatshirt. I'm like, okay, I wore
this to work today.
Speaker 7 (03:31):
I don't know, it is very cool, right, Well, so
all rising, We're good.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
He'snt in our Friday. Get our first prize pack out
and get that winning beginning big shows on the radio.
Good Morning, got a big show on the radio. First
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Speaker 4 (04:14):
All right.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Three days in history where we get our categories. Let's
go back to eleven forty six. Last night the years there,
a conference of European leaders outlawed the crossbow. It was
hoped that by banning the weapon, wars would eventually end.
Despite the prohibition, crossbows continue to be used until the
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sixteenth century, when firearms replace them, and then, of course geniuses, Oh,
I'll never happen again.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Let's man them all. It'll be wonderful. Crossbows don't kill people, yes,
right right.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Two thousand and one, two killers who plan to marry
in England's broad More Prison called off the wedding after
finding out just how evil each other was. So life
for Sharon Carr and Robbie Lane, who had already bought
gold rings, were stunned when they read a newspaper report
describing their killings. A nurse said, they stormed out of
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the room and wouldn't even talk to each other.
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Imagine I be id bad, but you you're terrible.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Oh man, that is crazy. All right, hold one, all rival.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Let's move up finally to twenty twenty one, China restricting
online gaming for under eighteens to one hour on Fridays,
weekends and holidays, ordering companies to enforce this.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, that'll work. Oh yeah, all right, well, good luck,
dear China. Were moving forward.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
There's our three categories one eight hundred big shows. You
told free line, Come on, play out birds, next s listen,
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good morning, it's a big Shaw on the radio for
your Friday morning. August thirty of today's feature track from
The Big Show, bid Box, Oliver on Women, Chapter one,
Sir Furky Word Chapter one, Hit the Big Box at
the Big Show, dot com upts, Let's play upturs.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon, Boy and
Billy give the prizes from the Big Prize be Let's
go contested. Number one should.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Be a lot of fun shots.
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Show down away from Huntsman.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Shot, second time caller, no time winner, Second time caller,
no time winner.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Hot will work?
Speaker 9 (07:33):
Not yet anyway, not yet anyway, Well.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Let's take care of that right now, Ray, Glad, you're
all right? All right, buddy, Well here we go in
five seconds. I bet you can name three weapons, ready go? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (07:49):
A gun, knife, sword?
Speaker 4 (07:51):
All right? All right?
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Now you can give us three places you can get married,
ready to go?
Speaker 9 (08:00):
In a church, on the beach or in the mountains
Las Vegas.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Thinking about it?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
So for the win, Ray, three online gambling, three online
gambling sites, yes.
Speaker 9 (08:17):
Draft kings, bingo cash and one arm slots.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
How about that bingo cash? Yeah, cash playing bingo.
Speaker 10 (08:26):
Well that's the idea, is that, like we pick him
numbers in Vegas where you just ain't got no hope,
no hope like that bingos you know.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Under the Yeah, I understanding.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Six.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
He was a dog. Oh it's the best courtesy left
I've ever receeen.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
All right, right, host, will look at you went into
Bigo Southern's pets back.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Hope you got some pets you love.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Ray.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
We'll take you, dude, We do, we do.
Speaker 9 (09:07):
We have a good little old dandy dog. He's on,
he's on. He's our pet for sure.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
Child.
Speaker 4 (09:14):
All right, you hang on, buddy, Glad, you won.
Speaker 9 (09:17):
Hey, brother, appreciate it. Y'all have a good one.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Bottom of the hours, hob of your news.
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Go on.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Happy boys on the other side, start on Friday morning
celebrating Ready.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
H good morning. This makes all the radio want to do.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
You're on a Friday, manxyeay Friday.
Speaker 11 (10:17):
Let's do it.
Speaker 12 (10:26):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
Feeling in my bone.
Speaker 12 (10:31):
Says I have my weed bubble hub Imma have to
be boyma have to be boy.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
My little box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 12 (10:44):
Ubblebub but his guns in the box and put him
in a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 13 (10:51):
Ima hap be boy oh and good when things are
going here?
Speaker 14 (10:56):
We hey.
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Oh, forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Hubbs looked into the drawer and started to laugh. Hub
because I might have to be boy.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
I have me boy and.
Speaker 13 (11:25):
Did good when things are going here. We hey, hey h.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Friday morning shows on the radios here, I got it.
Speaker 14 (12:02):
Hello, Well, good morning there John boy in billn Good
morning all our beloved friends that they're in radio land.
That says a Reverend Billy Ray Collins from the Sword
of Joshua Independent Full of Gospel Penny Coostal Assembly just
off State Road twenty three on the Frontage Road. Friends
in the summer means it's back to school time. It
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ain't too late to sign them up for fall classes.
Right here at the Sword of Joshua Independent for of
Gospel Pennecostal Day School. You say, well, patri school's done started,
ain't it. Well, maybe in your local government fundedge school
district it has. But here at the Sword of Joshua,
the young and start up the first Tuesday after Labor
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Day and get out the last day of May, just
like God intended it. And this here is a real
old time in school. That means we don't waste your
time with none of them through through classes like the
godless settlers eight run school system the all friends. We
teach lost subjects like history and math and English and science,
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and not to kind with all that global warming and
evolutionism horse hockey in it neither I mean real science.
At the Sort of Joshua, we's kicking it old school.
Speaking of kicking it, we don't put up with no
back talk from our youngs. If they start getting mouthy,
our staff is gonna show enough whoop the dogs not
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out of it, yep. But it comes to getting physical
to maintain good order. We got a whole army standing
buy from corporal punishment all the way up to major
butt whoop. Oh you mean y'all still spank the young'ins.
You better know what we do when it's called for.
We ain't a bit scared to apply the board of
education to the seat of knowledge, or, as that old
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song says, when a problem comes along, you must whoop it.
If you kids that doing nothing the wrong path, don't
put them on medication trying to straighten them out. That's
the problem with half of these kids today. They's on
some kind of brain altar and dope instead of attention
and affection and the occasional swat on the rear end.
He's so called modern parents. Just give their youngins a pill.
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I'll tell you what they need, friends, they need the
gog pill, and that exactly what they'll get when you
sign them up for one of our key through twelve programs.
He say, boys, here sounds like it might be kindly expensive, beloved.
Can you put a price tag on getting a quality
education for you youngins? Well, they can. It's twenty four hundred
(14:40):
dollars a year. That's right, just a little over thirteen
dollars a day. You say, whoa, how in the world
can y'all sell a full nine months of school and
for such a minimum price? Will you let us worry
about that? All you need to know is we'll get
them smart and saved if we have to blister their
backside from now to a Christmas vacation. Fall classes start
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up September the fourth, from our info. Come to our
back to School of Polozer this Saturday, starting at nine
o'clock am right here at the church cafeteria slash main campus.
That'll be kept off with a potluck supper on the grounds,
a hell fire sermon from yours truly, and a whole
timey gospel sing with the Peckerwood Brothers and Sister Naomi.
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To get a free brochure that tells all about a
butt whooping Bible based curriculum, call her Colfree Sorda Joshua
Day School Hotline one eight hundred. Yes amen, you unsaved
folks that still use that whole interweb mess can get
the full deal online at Sorda Joshua dot Edu. Christian Education.
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It works. That's what your youngins get. Right here at
the Sorda Joshua Day School, a ministry of a Sorda
Joshua Independent for Gospel Pnicosial Assembly, just off State Road
twenty three, all not froddy roads.
Speaker 7 (16:02):
Here's you.
Speaker 14 (16:02):
Reverend Billy Ray Collins are minding you in just time
to turn so you don't. John Boy and Billy, hell yo,
keep them straight up by.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 15 (16:18):
Helly, you li Lindsey premise here And when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily do
some culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy right here on.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
The big show.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Who will?
Speaker 11 (16:38):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Good morning, this all make show on the radio, man,
that big show. Listens, y'all the best we get thank
you little notes and letters all the times my listeners. Uh,
here's the one, of course, Jackie. They just fall in
love with her. You know we can't get through. We'll
call you deal you know dot com.
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So yeah, Jackie.
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Has relationships, particularly personal with the lot of the guys
and gals. It was Oh, here's when that comes. Let
me say this is Carl out of uh Iowa. Somewhere
in Iowa.
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It was like bul val anyway.
Speaker 9 (17:50):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Dear Jackie, I want to thank you and the entire
Big Show teamfully. I'll retune at you to play and
win John Boy Jeopardy on Monday August Fish. I'm grateful
for the prizes and especially grateful for the opportunity to
be on the show. Thank you also for all the
hard work you and the team put in to turn
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out great shows day after day and year after year.
You make Mornings funds.
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Sincerely, car she.
Speaker 8 (18:21):
I tell you what thank you notes are are dying out,
aren't they?
Speaker 4 (18:26):
That's truth?
Speaker 8 (18:26):
Then's so nice to get one A handwritten note.
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Old buddy, old Henry Cato, you just say that can
get on me all.
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The time, you know, sull your appreciation right a note?
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Yeah? Will you do it for me? And outside it no,
good morning. Got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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We'll play John Boy Jepardy for a big Old Lord
Tiger's prize back and get your name and with that
Big Show custom.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Motorcycle from Long Tigers. Why don't I do this?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
We got a very special announcement. Don't blow it, Okay,
big announcement here. He is, ladies and gentlemen from Nigo Sports,
Bob By BoNT.
Speaker 16 (19:20):
Hey, good morning, John Boy and Billy. And you know
this announcement is going to make me feel a little
ancient because when I was covering college football back in
the seventies, Bear Bryant was the king, you know, of
Bama football, and I never thought anybody would come along
and either come close to equaling or surpassing what he did. Well.
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Nick Saban is the man, and of course Nick is
not going to be patrolling these sidelines anymore. Be strange
this Saturday night to see another coach out there, Kaylan,
coach Kaylin. And this football that we're doing to honor
Nick Saban, he approved it. It's the only football, and
he's approved through Nico Sports. And I'm going to give
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you all the cool information and what it looks like
and how you can order this in just a second,
because only five thousand of these officially licensed full sized
Nick Saban footballs to commemorate his Hall of Fame career
at Alabama will ever be produced. They're going to be
priced at one hundred and twenty nine dollars and ninety
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five cents each. A portion of the proceeds will go
to the charity of choice by Alabama, which is Yay
Alabama helps out a lot of student athletes. There you'll
get an individually number certificate of authenticity with the purchase
of each ball. And before I give out that phone
number in website, how you can get this Nick Saban
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Historical National Football with all it got a couple cool
photographs of coach Saban on there. The top panel has
one of those photos of coach Nick Saban, all six
National Championship logos of the games that he won for
the championships, the opponents that he faced and beat, and
the scores of each game that he won at Alabama.
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The panel right below that has some of Sabans Alabama
season records from two thousand and seven to twenty and
twenty three. His overall record. I took a look at
that record, two hundred and six wins against just twenty
nine losses for an eighty seven point seven percent winning
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those over in the sec boy, he battered those guys.
He won one hundred and twenty times against just eighteen
losses and was sixteen and seven in bowl games, so
amazing record. All that information will be on that panel,
and then the last panel has got a second color
photograph of Sabans championship history along with coach Saban and
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some of the awards he won in postseasons and from
other outlets that awarded him certain coaching achievement. So all
that is on this football. It's one of a kind.
You won't be able to buy it anywhere else but
through the toll free number and website that I'm about
to give out. And this is approved by coach Saban.
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This is the only football that honors his Hall of
Fame career. Here's the number, eight hundred three four five
two eight sixty eight. That's eight hundred three four five
twenty eight sixty eight. Or you can go right to
the website. You can see it nicosports dot com. It's
spelled nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com. Or just
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hit him up at eight hundred three four five twenty
eight sixty eight. Do not delay, because I've already known
that there's people that are out there buying five and
six of these for holiday gift ideas for Alabama fans
over the years. This is a special Alabama football the
honor coach.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You have to save it, told you Alabama fans and
be worth it.
Speaker 16 (23:03):
Right here.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Okay, we got to set up to at the Big
Show dot Com. Click on the Nikosports banner. It'll take
you right there the Big Show dot Com. Click on
Niko Sports and we got that eight hundred and three
four five, twenty eight sixty eight. Well, let's play our game,
John Boy Jeopardy time. Let's jump right in here and
review yesterday's question. When we found out ninety three percent
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of American adults regularly have this for dinner, they think
that might be a weight gain problem to all Americans.
Speaker 4 (23:33):
Those wild Man pizza, although I.
Speaker 8 (23:35):
Think fright Chicken probably is a close's the first?
Speaker 14 (23:38):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (23:40):
All right, Well, today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a
recent survey, seventy percent of Americans say they do this
whenever they use the bathroom at home alone.
Speaker 8 (23:51):
They still do the courtesy flush.
Speaker 9 (23:56):
You there here?
Speaker 4 (23:59):
What'd y'all?
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh gosh, one eight hundred Big Show you told free
line across America.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
Good Morning is a Big Show on the radio, running
to you Friday, August thirtieth.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Then we got our feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
It's Oliver on Women, Chapter one, turd for keyword, chapter
one to the Big Box at the Big Show dot
comy right now, that's my yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (24:51):
It's John Boyd Jeopardy Wah wah.
Speaker 17 (24:54):
And now a man who felt like he was missing
out on the whole social media thing so earlier this
week he just started randomly announcing what he was doing. Well,
he's got two followers now, but we're pretty sure one's
a cock.
Speaker 2 (25:07):
Heez, John Boyd, that you had Charles out of Aurora,
North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Good morning, Charles, Good morning. I could tell you you
got it.
Speaker 8 (25:19):
Aurora are like horror.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
Charles when you got first shot at John Boyd jebter
this morning, buddy. According to a recent survey, seventy percent
of Americans say they do this whenever they use the bathroom.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
At home alone. So the door somewhere you say, closed
the door.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Let's say, man, I don't think you would have ever
guessed that answer, because I've been to your house. I
was company and you didn't close the door. What you
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don't send it there looking at me, Charles good works.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
So are you had to set through that, buddy, Lord
Tiger's prize pack. We'll get into your aura, all right, buddy,
appreciate it?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
You got it?
Speaker 14 (26:22):
Man?
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Why we're jumping out catching you up? Phone your news.
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Ride it?
Speaker 4 (26:34):
Don't want to work way on the right on it?
Speaker 7 (26:36):
Know?
Speaker 14 (26:37):
All right?
Speaker 15 (26:38):
You got.
Speaker 4 (27:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 2 (27:15):
It's a baking on the radio, crack over with a
brand new script backed out in the playhouse Lissen twenty minute.
Speaker 4 (27:24):
It's a Friday morning.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
Song I expect and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you
better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 18 (27:34):
That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 14 (27:36):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 16 (27:39):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 12 (27:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 14 (27:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 19 (27:52):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
I hate work.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
I hate work.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
A very bad days. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 18 (28:07):
I'm just gonna skiptday go on today, don't they just
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just she's gonna be back?
Speaker 11 (28:46):
Yeahday?
Speaker 9 (28:53):
What work?
Speaker 16 (28:55):
Work?
Speaker 9 (28:55):
What?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
What?
Speaker 7 (28:55):
What? What?
Speaker 17 (28:56):
What are we're gonna do?
Speaker 7 (28:58):
Man?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 11 (29:00):
You guys have a life. I mean, do you do
anything with like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 4 (29:04):
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 6 (29:07):
We just stuff.
Speaker 16 (29:07):
We just work.
Speaker 19 (29:08):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work, work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 14 (29:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 18 (29:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Go out looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Pal It's a brave man, a party.
Speaker 16 (29:32):
All is with taste?
Speaker 7 (29:33):
You is.
Speaker 16 (29:36):
Cool?
Speaker 14 (29:36):
Buzz off? Fine?
Speaker 9 (30:19):
Oh no, I am, I'm to day.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
I'm having the text paid.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Work work what what what work?
Speaker 14 (30:35):
What's what's work?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
I hate work?
Speaker 14 (30:36):
I hate work.
Speaker 7 (30:37):
I hate work.
Speaker 16 (30:41):
Duds.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Good morning, and has.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Been showing the radio head in the labor day. Weekend
sothern five running down Darlington. Dwayne Stamp will be here
gonna help you out thinking on our public service announcement
here in about twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Right now, we've been way known and actions.
Speaker 19 (31:41):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bertford here with another nostril
numbing edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the Job Interview. As our story opens, Hugo to L
is interviewing for.
Speaker 8 (31:54):
A new job.
Speaker 20 (31:55):
Okay, see, your name is Hugo to Hell.
Speaker 4 (32:02):
No, ma'am, it's pronounced t L. You go to well.
Speaker 20 (32:06):
Oh and mister two L, you have applied for this
position of railroad singleman.
Speaker 19 (32:12):
That's correct, ma'am, that is correct.
Speaker 9 (32:13):
All right.
Speaker 20 (32:14):
Do you have any experience with trains?
Speaker 4 (32:16):
I have a Lionel train set of my basement.
Speaker 20 (32:19):
Oh oh, and how old were you when you had that?
Speaker 4 (32:22):
I got about two weeks ago.
Speaker 20 (32:23):
Oh okay, let's see. Uh, let's start with a few
simple questions. Now, what would you do if two trains
were approaching each other at the same time?
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (32:34):
Well, first, I'd probably pee my pants. Then I'd go
and switch the points in the signal box.
Speaker 20 (32:39):
Okay, good, all right, The peeing the pants thing is
a bit off putting, but good.
Speaker 16 (32:43):
Okay.
Speaker 20 (32:44):
Now, what if the signal switch was broken? Well, first,
please leave off any bodily functions.
Speaker 4 (32:50):
Okay. Second, I'd use the manual lever.
Speaker 8 (32:55):
Very good, mister to two L. And what if that
didn't work?
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Well?
Speaker 19 (33:00):
First, right, Second, I'd use the emergency phone. To call
the next signal box. And what if there was no answer,
I'd call my uncle and tell him to come right over.
Your uncle, what good would that do?
Speaker 4 (33:13):
Well? None?
Speaker 19 (33:13):
But he's never seen a train crash before. And we
hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Can I
have the key to the restroom please? I made a
real mess on that last tune in next time when
(33:34):
we'll hear Hugo's uncle Sandy Bunghold say.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar, good money
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Speaker 11 (33:44):
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Speaker 21 (33:48):
Here's just the thing to wake you up and get
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Before you know it, you'll be bouncing off the walls
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Speaker 2 (34:45):
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Friday head into Labor Day weekend.
Speaker 4 (34:52):
We'll give you our heads up on that fission cycles.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
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