September 13, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday y’all!.. - John Boy finds out he his grammar school girlfriend is now working at Hooters.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players take on a new script entitled, “The One Nighter”.. - We’ll check in with one of the guys from the Trans Siberian Orchestra for an update on this year’s Christmas Tour.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to gloat about going 13-and-2 with his NFL picks last week - but - can he do it again this week?..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio. More Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John Boy shin
(00:25):
extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
He coga dooda doo up and at him.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You can do it. We can help. Even though it
is Friday the thirteenth. Wow, so you got to figure
it out since the alert our audience huh. So when
I say Friday the thirteenth, today is said, okay, no,
(01:36):
all right, let's see who's gonna have a lucky weekend.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We got college football NFL football gating and grilling with
Carl the Cook and Kevin Sport during the Bama Tailgate Show.
Every Saturday US drops around three. I guess depends on
game time, so it's just Saturday on you YouTube. John
Boy and Billy Grilling Sauce and connect of Sausage utube
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dot com and I can even do a tator show
me how I was in here Randy, So search Bama
Tailgate Show and I'm righty. It drops by three pm
Eastern on Saturday. And we always have a gating and
grilling menu. Carlby cooking up wings with both the John
Boy and Billy chicken and pork rubs, and sauce with
(02:27):
a John Boy and Billy hot and spicy our favorite. Also,
of course, connect of sausage and listen to this what
is there? Connect of sausage wrapped in a cinnamon roll
like that? Welle, all right, good, well man, we gonna
have fun. We're gonna have a good weekend. Tom Sorenson
will pick every NFL game at the end of the show.
(02:51):
Last week he went thirteen and two. That wasn't that
that didn't have anything to do with Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So every time it's sensing it, I'm sensing a pattern.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's a I it worked for you there, living I'm
so right, So I'll try to get around there. Tom
only had two losses, but it makes it you gotta
have context of how good it was that the thirteen wins.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Thirteen minutes. He's gonna lose it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's gonna be fun. Thank you. We'll get your legs
up for outbursts and getting the prize back out in minute.
All right, that's our plan. You don't worry. We're gonna
coger this Friday the thirteenth. Okay, already, good morning, Big
shows on the radio. All right, gonna get you ready
to play outburst, Marcy, tell them what they can win, please.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
It's a Southern East prize.
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Guys Now it's very important. You must be eighteen to win.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, got you covering baby, good work. Okay, well,
let's look into three days in history where we'll get
our categories. Nineteen seventy seven, the Oldsmobile eighty eight ninety
eight model cars became the first US diesel passenger automobiles
to be distributed on a wide scale. The cars claim
to be forty percent more efficient than gasoline version. Nineteen
(04:59):
eighty nine little study revealed that on an average day
in the US, one hundred and sixty nine women and
fifty six men got nose jobs. Those jobs, nose jobs. Finally,
on this day in nineteen ninety eight, NBC's Fraser Jackie's
(05:20):
One of My Favorite Shows won a record fifth consecutive
award his Best Comedy Series, the fiftieth Annual Prime timm
Emmy Awards. Right, and we just had those, and we
got them coming up too. You're coming up, yeah, okay,
usually this time of the year, because that's what happened
with the Frasier. All right, good, all right, when there's
our categories one eight hundred big shows you told free Line,
(05:41):
come on and play out burst next. Good morning, there's
(06:09):
a big show on the radio for your Friday the thirteen.
It's hot, Today's measure drag for the big show bit Boks.
John Boy's old girlfriend is now working at Hooters. Hey,
that one funny that he words Hooters. Girlfriend, of course,
(06:36):
has brought you by the Bank of America. Roll for
four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth at our hometown track. Sean
him Motors made Away.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John boyd buy game.
Speaker 9 (06:55):
He puzzes from the big prize. Be let's go contest
the number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
You look at this stun You love what big shots?
I say?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Had on trip from No Shots Morning Trim, Welcome to Friday.
Hey man, Hey, did you hear it's Friday?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Here?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm glad you hear that? Why you say he?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Did you hear it's Friday? At thirteenth trip.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Lucky Yeah? Asked really from Dunklin and if I need
Ricky B And I said, hell, I know what doesn't Ricky.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Trip?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We glad you madd in hell body. Let's get through
the three categories you ready to go? Ready five seconds?
Three things that use diesel fuel, ready.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Go trucks, cars and form equipment.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Ma'am, Now give us three plastic surgeries ready to.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
Go, boobs, facelift and butt lift.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Boom boom, boom, bang bang boom is what was that?
Right now? Three characters from Fraser ready to.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Go, Niles, Daphne and Fraser.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right, the one off, Jack he helped you out
of that trip. The Southern East Pets Pack headed down
to Dothan for you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Perfect man. Thank you a Can I get a quick
shout out?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Please go ahead?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It to all the folks at the Crew of coloss
have put on the Margaret Parade in Dothan for sixty
thousand people. We call it the Happiest day in Dothan.
And all my brothers on the Soul Train. And also
to my real life brother Newton. He's a little underweather
and this is just a shout out him hoping he's
heels better so he can take me on that fishing trip.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He is awesome trip, Will good Man, It's so glad
you won you hang on and Jackie Hunk you up
real quick?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Tater?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Can I can I get a twip?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Played?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
What do you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
And Delvert go to France. I think it's it's the
funniest one I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I'll get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He on her job, getting that request a bit later
on today. All right, good deal, trip, hang on, buddy,
all right, thank you? All right, say things falling together.
It's Friday thirteenth, Okay, all right, all right, Friday morning,
(09:44):
gang ready to bang on the drum. We're gonna do
it the first day this morning, right after you're news,
(10:27):
good morning, big shows on the radio early Friday. Ah,
I know I'm not gonna do it. Coroll over again, up,
come on on Friday morning's old and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister,
you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's when sure, don't fix your fistil It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
I hate work. I hate work. I hate working.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've been having a very bad days.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I don't okay, I don't need to.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm just gonna stain.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Come to.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I don't work.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Up all day, goes day, come back.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't you just to just cool She's got me back to.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, work, work, work, work, work, watch worky.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We got to get out of here. We have a light.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I mean, do you do anything with like this three
pie stuff?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh? No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Right, work work work? What work? Work? Work? Work? Well?
Speaker 9 (12:24):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Pal, it's a brave man, can kick party all there
is will taste you as cool bud.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Off pot.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, darling, I am not today, I'm having a cat paid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Work work what? What?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
What?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
What's what's work? I hate work? I hate work, I
hate what.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
I'm sadness in studious.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I'll ride another fun Friday morning, so our own myr save.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent, But confess, I know you're Sarah
and thinking I should be sharing, because I just got
you checking out my chest.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
These boobs are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna gock right
back at you.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
I know you've been sneaking around here peeking.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's a damn good way for you to get gone.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
You think you're hidden, but you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I can see you there.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I got my head lights on.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna gock right
back at you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You keep grabbing when you out of be asking.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Your hands ain't big enough.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's all I'll say.
Speaker 10 (16:26):
Go on and take some pictures with your cellphone.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And show your friends so they don't think you're gay.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
These boobs are made for cocking, and that's all you
can to.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna got right
back at you.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are you ready? Boobs start cocking? A waiting? He walk
(17:21):
my live, don't hunt loved her?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Its home?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I so hand hondah.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
God.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Everyone know that's laud list is laud listens, Let listen,
I go horadio. Fact, it's loud list.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It's left lest.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh honey is no Noah God, I'm coming up every
you no I know? Oh what, Good morning. There's a
(18:19):
big show on the radio for your Friday time for fun.
You can't help but smile when the bird families in
the house, especially where they're the wrap masters.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Oh, John Boy, Billy, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy, Billy, you know you are the best. Come
on now, clap your hands, sing along with us because
we are the rap Master, the bird Man singer, Kelly Rapper.
You have your big show for the more.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Yeah, I should edit that to say thirteen years in
coming home maintained.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh right, having some fun on Friday. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio, have fun on a Friday. Today's
feature track from the bed Box. John Boy's old girlfriend
is now working at Hooters. Since Sorenson will be picking
every game in the NFL this weekend. The final break
of the Big Show. We got that right here. First,
(19:34):
let me tell you the prize pack. Well, actually, Tayter,
if you could give us the prize pack that they
can win on John boyd chepany, I can take you.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
If you got it, I do I do, guys.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
It's a hat, a T shirt, a tumbler, and a
twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
That right, you get a little bit more.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yes, you're registered to win that one of a kind
Big Show motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I said that right, a motorcycle motorcycle.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
From Law Tigers, custom built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Look for the link at the Big Show dot com
register to win. Did you get all that got you?
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Babe?
Speaker 9 (20:14):
The good word?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We play in minutes? Look what I got Jackie gave us,
Jamie john Boy Gwynn Motley, your very first girlfriend called
and she now works for Hooters and Gastonians. They are
having a swimsuit contest this Thursday a boot and was
(20:39):
hoping that you would come down and judge it for her.
So is that makes to be all we need to
know about that story? I read you this pardon. She
said that you were her first boyfriend, about ninety pounds,
(21:02):
red hair and freckles.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Yeage three, still had four years of high school eligibility.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, this is before high school. This was like the
sixth grade. I mean, she wasn't my first girlfriend. She
didn't know that girlfriends, that's kidding, but she was the first,
like real girlfriend, were you kiss you know?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Do you all remember the first one you kiss?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I think you got on.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
It's slanky.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, me and Gween, we we were pretty hot eyed
am moving around sixth grade kissing. Well, that's how it ended,
but that was later. Let's say, y'all, amused, why women
dig me these days? I was ninety pounds, red hair
and freckles, got the hottest girl in the sixth grade. Hello,
(22:20):
she's my working at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You want mild wings or they to me? I ain't
cut a damn on my fetting.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
His red hair and everything.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
He's fish guessing.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm sorry, honey, was shutting a hundred bucket of beer. Well,
it certainly is a motley crew. And today you didn't
tell me was dating a college girl.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I'm sorry, Glenn. And she says he used to be
ninety pounds and red hair and freckles, and I is
to ninety.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He's got back here like bigfoot, but still has ninety
pounds of red hair. She is working at Hooters in
gas Stone.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, all right, now easy, my mom works at Hooters
and Gaston.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh man, there's my kissing memory and y'all right, so
can I go Jackuly No, if I used to kiss
(23:58):
you mail to the Big Show at Bugget of Bear.
You told me that comes in handy when you saved
a bucket. All right, Let's play John Boy and Jeopardy.
Billy had to stand up on one, you know, I
had to take my kick with me.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Ai.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Let's jump right in here and play some John Boy Jeopardy.
All I guess we need to review yesterday's question. We
found out Look up, Twinkle Twinkle, little star. If one
is not twinkling, it's not a star.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
It's actually a plan, It's a planet.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
All right, so you got that. Now Today's John Boy Jeopardy,
Crazy Cow, Baron Von RedBerry, Choco Donuts, Mister Wonderful Surprise,
and Yummy Yummy, I mean Yummy Mummy or all failed
versions in this product category.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh, that's easy. What are edibles?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, we're very popular one eight hundred Big Show you
told free Lin Los America. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next.
(25:26):
Good morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Early.
Do your Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box John Boy's old girlfriend now working at Hooters.
We heard all about it keywords Hooters girlfriend, hit the
big box at the big show dot com right now.
Let's why yeh live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardar
(25:48):
with so many of the Hooters going bust, uh huh.
He thinks a home delivery service could help keep them
on top. Well, they could even call it boomer eat.
He's John morning.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
You try thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's say, hey do Bruce out of Wall in Tennessee,
Good morning, Bruce.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
How you doing her?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Buddy? We're doing We're doing good. You're doing good? Are
you talking to yourself? What are you doing that? I'm
doing good? How am I doing?
Speaker 11 (26:17):
Bruce?
Speaker 14 (26:19):
Oh you sound good?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Good boy? Well Bruce taking to have you in here. Buddy,
you've got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Let's redo it. Give you a few more seconds here,
crazy cow baron von RedBerry Chocko donuts. I was told
to correct pronunciation. Mister wonderful surprise and yummy mummy. We're
(26:41):
all failed versions in this product category.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Let's see is it milk? That is a good guess.
I think I would try some of that Baron von RedBerry.
All right, okay, everybody good, Bruce, thank you for playing
my man. You have a great day. I didn't even
(27:10):
window no, how about that? Yeah, I'm seventy two years old.
To give me a love? Got it? All right?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Not?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Damn you? Hang on, Bruce. I'm gonna work something now
with jackiet here to make you happy. All you gotta
do is ask all right, it's a good deal, buddy,
you hang on, hang on man.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Let's say Mason is up next. Mason is in Fort Payne, Alabama.
Good morning Mason, by going boy, how you doing doing good? Man?
Doing good?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Well we guys, I'm going on with Bruce. Oh, here's
what we're gonna do. If Mason does not get it right,
then we'll give Bruce that prize pack the low Tigers
prizepected you were talking about Taylor to do that. Okay,
it's all right, a lot of pressure here on you. Mason, Alabama, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I feeling pressure?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So failed versions? And what product category?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Mil milk?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Bag?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Are you? What is it again?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well? Do you want to hear all the names again? Sure? Crazy?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Crazy cow? Baron von RedBerry Choco Donuts mister wonderful surprise, yummy, mummy,
that wreck for cereal. Let's see, well Mason, you got
(28:40):
the Lord Tigers Prize pie congratulations. Answer, that's all. That's
all my longtime listener, first time getting through all right
by Yeah, yeah, don't let me mess everything up like
over forty years. I'm just gonna start, like on John
Boy Jeopardy, all these losers that we've had right over
(29:01):
the years of this long running game. Yeah, just imagine
how many people play that. And then Bruce just asked
for man, you no get nothing? He and wrong, so
you know, so yeah, sure there going. That's all I had.
Just I have to do is go over to his
garage and pick something. Okay. That was the one time
(29:28):
older for Bruce. Oh good my heart, Good morning. It's
(30:07):
a big show on the radio. Had a couple of
boys from Tennessee and Alabama playing here. Tell me about Alabama. Yeah,
I said, he's a fan of the Bama Tailgate show
airs every Saturday during the Alabama football season. On YouTube,
The Gayton and Grilling Menus featured every every show with
(30:28):
our boy Carla Cook and Kevin Sport and we cooking
have some Wings with both the John Boybilly Chicken and pork,
rubs and sauce for the John Bobilly Hot and Spices.
Pull man, pull it up.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
They have it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do the wings that John Boybilly Hot and Spicy. Also
connect the sausage wrapped in a cinnamon roll.
Speaker 13 (30:48):
I kind of.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You had me at a rap.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Stuff man? All right, that is Bama Tailgate show, Gayton
and Grilling. We're calm Kevin, good morning. It's a big
(31:31):
showing the radio about twenty minutes away. My boy Jeff
Plate from the Trans Siberian Orchestra. He say, they say
nothing but love we have in the day because tickets
gone sound this Friday the thirteenth, right now, right, looking
(31:52):
forward to Jim. Right now, this is a time where
you break open a brand new script. So let's do it. Action.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
Hello friend, your old pal Bern here with another toe
curling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 14 (32:11):
As our story opens, businessman Clawed Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
is that thing you did with your thumb.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
That's called the hitchhiker? Glad you liked it.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
It just it just took me by surprise.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
I can tell by the way you kicked a hole
of the dry wall.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, what have you got fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me, let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Okay, fair enough, I just have.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
I just have one question. When I was slipping in
and out of consciousness, I noticed a picture on your bedstand.
Which one the one of the handsome young guy in
the Calvin Klein suit standing in front of the Ferrari
in Italy?
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
That one.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Now, hold on a second. Is this an ex?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
No, a current boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (33:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (33:32):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Oh you were in the middle of something last No
you No, that's.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Not what I mean.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
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It's fine.
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I just then just tell me who it is.
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I won't be angry.
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Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operations, and how.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. It
just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke out.
Tune in next time when we'll hear the woman who
invented the hitchhikers.
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good morning. It makes yall's on the radio here is
you're one hour alert for John Boyd's wonderful Thing number
one hundred and seventeen. That pole ticket is Bud Pole
Day the two thousand Legends of Darlington and was autographed
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those two a deserving bitch show listeners. We'll find out
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what out Jeff playing trans Iberian Orgestrump. Next is a
big show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up. We played Beating the Blonde for mount Olive
Pickles Prize pack, the number one pickle brand in the
United States, man Islive, North Carolina. All right, y'all, here's
(36:25):
what been waiting on. How about Joel Hawksdra He's a
guitar playing Son of a Gun for the trans Iberian Orchestra.
Is that time of year again?
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Good morning, Joel, Good morning, Thank you so much for
having me on.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Oh man, thank you. We look forward to it every
year when we get to tell our listeners it's time
to get you tickets. Tickets on sale for the trans
Iberian Orchestra today starts today. Hi man, you excited, Joel?
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Absolutely absolutely chopping at the bit. You know, my fingers
are falling off from So everybody's got to do their
part now and get on over to trans dash Siberian
dot com. There's going to be a special on ticket
prices here through September twenty third, or as supplies last,
and for forty nine ninety nine on tickets, So get
(37:17):
sales on over there. It's a fantastic deal. We're not
Taylor Swift. We're not charging you at two million dollars
to sit in the front row. We're againt you those
tickets for forty nine ninety nine because we recognize as
a tradition you're bringing the family who want you all
to be able to come with everybody that you know
and love. Come on out and celebrate the holidays with us.
Make us your tradition and we want to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
All right, Buddy Joe, you know we were talking about this,
what is your year like? Cause you guys do so
many shows and then you talk about practicing all the time.
What is your your year line? Do you get any
time off?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Not me?
Speaker 16 (37:57):
I mean I work with the band Whitesnake too, So
I'd been out with David Coverdale working on some box
at reissue things because White Snak has been in a
holding pattern touring wise, have been filling in with the
band accept and on the road to them, on the
road with Broadways, Rock of Ages band, my acoustic duo
shows of Brandon Gibbs. I'm recording my own album.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
For seeing an album, doing sessions, counseling at Rock and
Roll Fantasy Camp, and doing virtual guitar lessons here from home.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That about covers.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
It is not the dog your.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Average trends Siberian guitar play may That is awesome. Well,
all right, how many jobs you got? I wish I
was counting right there.
Speaker 16 (38:43):
Aw I think my accountant, he's suicidal turned and I
give him all the I give him all the ten
ninety nine's at the end.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Of the year, and he just he feels like jumping
out the window rather than.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
To them all out.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Joel hawks h O e K s he r A
if you want to follow Joel's one of his many
adventures through the year. But right now it is all
about TSO the lead guitars A member since twenty ten,
and it's unbelievable. More than nineteen million dollars been given
to local charities when they hit your town. I always
(39:17):
like to like to hit that because you.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Know, guess what, dude, we're hitting twenty million this year.
Because we're going we're gonna have our twenty million tickets
sold this year, and so we're gonna.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Be we're hitting that twenty million dollar mark. How about that?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That is awesome? All right? Y'all tickets on sale, special
deals today, get them? Why you can gonna be in Columbia,
South Carolina, Greenville, South Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina. That's just
a name a few in this general area. Joel, thank
you so much. I know you on the schedule, Buddy,
you gotta go, so we thank you.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I gotta ge, I gotta teach a lesson or something.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, try to eat in between, it'd be good.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe, we have a good Yeah. I
appreciate y'all.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
Thank you so much for help. Let's get the word out. Okay,
y'all are fantastic people.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Appreciate asolutely. Jewels, thank you so much. Appreciate you absolutely.
All right, that's a trans dash Siberian Orchestra dot com.
I'm pretty sure is that website? All right? Good deal. Well,
let's play Beating Blonde my game right here, one eight hundred,
big show. We'll get a contestant. Play next.
Good morning, Big Show's on a radio. More Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, This is Big Show. Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's Massive Man Hooters. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life Oh for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
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I mean, what could it?
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He coga dooda doo up and at him.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
You can do it. We can help. Even though it
is Friday the thirteenth. Wow, so you got to figure
it out since the alert our audience huh. So when
I say Friday the thirteenth, today is said, okay, no,
(01:36):
all right, let's see who's gonna have a lucky weekend.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
We got college football NFL football gating and grilling with
Carl the Cook and Kevin Sport during the Bama Tailgate Show.
Every Saturday US drops around three. I guess depends on
game time, so it's just Saturday on you YouTube. John
Boy and Billy Grilling Sauce and connect of Sausage utube
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dot com and I can even do a tator show
me how I was in here Randy, So search Bama
Tailgate Show and I'm righty. It drops by three pm
Eastern on Saturday. And we always have a gating and
grilling menu. Carlby cooking up wings with both the John
Boy and Billy chicken and pork rubs, and sauce with
(02:27):
a John Boy and Billy hot and spicy our favorite. Also,
of course, connect of sausage and listen to this what
is there? Connect of sausage wrapped in a cinnamon roll
like that? Welle, all right, good, well man, we gonna
have fun. We're gonna have a good weekend. Tom Sorenson
will pick every NFL game at the end of the show.
(02:51):
Last week he went thirteen and two. That wasn't that
that didn't have anything to do with Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
So every time it's sensing it, I'm sensing a pattern.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's a I it worked for you there, living I'm
so right, So I'll try to get around there. Tom
only had two losses, but it makes it you gotta
have context of how good it was that the thirteen wins.
Speaker 6 (03:21):
Thirteen minutes. He's gonna lose it.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
It's gonna be fun. Thank you. We'll get your legs
up for outbursts and getting the prize back out in minute.
All right, that's our plan. You don't worry. We're gonna
coger this Friday the thirteenth. Okay, already, good morning, Big
shows on the radio. All right, gonna get you ready
to play outburst, Marcy, tell them what they can win, please.
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Guys Now it's very important. You must be eighteen to win.
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All right, got you covering baby, good work. Okay, well,
let's look into three days in history where we'll get
our categories. Nineteen seventy seven, the Oldsmobile eighty eight ninety
eight model cars became the first US diesel passenger automobiles
to be distributed on a wide scale. The cars claim
to be forty percent more efficient than gasoline version. Nineteen
(04:59):
eighty nine little study revealed that on an average day
in the US, one hundred and sixty nine women and
fifty six men got nose jobs. Those jobs, nose jobs. Finally,
on this day in nineteen ninety eight, NBC's Fraser Jackie's
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One of My Favorite Shows won a record fifth consecutive
award his Best Comedy Series, the fiftieth Annual Prime timm
Emmy Awards. Right, and we just had those, and we
got them coming up too. You're coming up, yeah, okay,
usually this time of the year, because that's what happened
with the Frasier. All right, good, all right, when there's
our categories one eight hundred big shows you told free Line,
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come on and play out burst next. Good morning, there's
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a big show on the radio for your Friday the thirteen.
It's hot, Today's measure drag for the big show bit Boks.
John Boy's old girlfriend is now working at Hooters. Hey,
that one funny that he words Hooters. Girlfriend, of course,
(06:36):
has brought you by the Bank of America. Roll for
four hundred Sunday, October thirteenth at our hometown track. Sean
him Motors made Away.
Speaker 9 (06:47):
Upburst.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John boyd buy game.
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He puzzes from the big prize. Be let's go contest
the number one. This should really be a lot of fun.
You look at this stun You love what big shots?
I say?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Had on trip from No Shots Morning Trim, Welcome to Friday.
Hey man, Hey, did you hear it's Friday?
Speaker 4 (07:34):
Here?
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm glad you hear that? Why you say he?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Did you hear it's Friday? At thirteenth trip.
Speaker 7 (07:40):
Lucky Yeah? Asked really from Dunklin and if I need
Ricky B And I said, hell, I know what doesn't Ricky.
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Trip?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We glad you madd in hell body. Let's get through
the three categories you ready to go? Ready five seconds?
Three things that use diesel fuel, ready.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
Go trucks, cars and form equipment.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Ma'am, Now give us three plastic surgeries ready to.
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Go, boobs, facelift and butt lift.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Boom boom, boom, bang bang boom is what was that?
Right now? Three characters from Fraser ready to.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Go, Niles, Daphne and Fraser.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
All right, the one off, Jack he helped you out
of that trip. The Southern East Pets Pack headed down
to Dothan for you, buddy.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Perfect man. Thank you a Can I get a quick
shout out?
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Please go ahead?
Speaker 7 (08:43):
It to all the folks at the Crew of coloss
have put on the Margaret Parade in Dothan for sixty
thousand people. We call it the Happiest day in Dothan.
And all my brothers on the Soul Train. And also
to my real life brother Newton. He's a little underweather
and this is just a shout out him hoping he's
heels better so he can take me on that fishing trip.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
He is awesome trip, Will good Man, It's so glad
you won you hang on and Jackie Hunk you up
real quick?
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Tater?
Speaker 6 (09:10):
Can I can I get a twip?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
Played?
Speaker 4 (09:12):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
What do you want to hear?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (09:15):
And Delvert go to France. I think it's it's the
funniest one I've ever heard.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I'll get it done.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
He on her job, getting that request a bit later
on today. All right, good deal, trip, hang on, buddy,
all right, thank you? All right, say things falling together.
It's Friday thirteenth, Okay, all right, all right, Friday morning,
(09:44):
gang ready to bang on the drum. We're gonna do
it the first day this morning, right after you're news,
(10:27):
good morning, big shows on the radio early Friday. Ah,
I know I'm not gonna do it. Coroll over again, up,
come on on Friday morning's old and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister,
you better find yourself another line of work.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
That's when sure, don't fix your fistil It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 4 (10:51):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
I hate work. I hate work. I hate working.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I've been having a very bad days.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
I don't okay, I don't need to.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I'm just gonna stain.
Speaker 10 (11:24):
Come to.
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I don't work.
Speaker 11 (11:30):
Up all day, goes day, come back.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Don't you just to just cool She's got me back to.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Yeah, work, work, work, work, work, watch worky.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (12:10):
Man?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
We got to get out of here. We have a light.
Speaker 6 (12:13):
I mean, do you do anything with like this three
pie stuff?
Speaker 1 (12:16):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh? No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 10 (12:19):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Right, work work work? What work? Work? Work? Work? Well?
Speaker 9 (12:24):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 11 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Pal, it's a brave man, can kick party all there
is will taste you as cool bud.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Off pot.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Oh, darling, I am not today, I'm having a cat paid.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Work work what? What?
Speaker 9 (13:46):
What?
Speaker 12 (13:46):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
What's what's work? I hate work? I hate work, I
hate what.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
I'm sadness in studious.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I'll ride another fun Friday morning, so our own myr save.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
You keep saying you've got respect for me, you love
my mind and talent, But confess, I know you're Sarah
and thinking I should be sharing, because I just got
you checking out my chest.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
These boobs are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna gock right
back at you.
Speaker 8 (15:29):
I know you've been sneaking around here peeking.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
That's a damn good way for you to get gone.
Speaker 10 (15:41):
You think you're hidden, but you gotta be kidding.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
I can see you there.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I got my head lights on.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
These boots are made for cocking, and that's all you
can do.
Speaker 10 (15:58):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna gock right
back at you.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
You keep grabbing when you out of be asking.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
Your hands ain't big enough.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's all I'll say.
Speaker 10 (16:26):
Go on and take some pictures with your cellphone.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
And show your friends so they don't think you're gay.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
These boobs are made for cocking, and that's all you
can to.
Speaker 8 (16:43):
One of these days, these boobs are gonna got right
back at you.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Are you ready? Boobs start cocking? A waiting? He walk
(17:21):
my live, don't hunt loved her?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Its home?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I so hand hondah.
Speaker 9 (17:26):
God.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Everyone know that's laud list is laud listens, Let listen,
I go horadio. Fact, it's loud list.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
It's left lest.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Oh honey is no Noah God, I'm coming up every
you no I know? Oh what, Good morning. There's a
(18:19):
big show on the radio for your Friday time for fun.
You can't help but smile when the bird families in
the house, especially where they're the wrap masters.
Speaker 13 (18:36):
Oh, John Boy, Billy, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy, Billy, you know you are the best. Come
on now, clap your hands, sing along with us because
we are the rap Master, the bird Man singer, Kelly Rapper.
You have your big show for the more.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
They're the rock and roll station ten years and coming more.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
Yeah, I should edit that to say thirteen years in
coming home maintained.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Oh right, having some fun on Friday. Good morning, Big
shows on the radio, have fun on a Friday. Today's
feature track from the bed Box. John Boy's old girlfriend
is now working at Hooters. Since Sorenson will be picking
every game in the NFL this weekend. The final break
of the Big Show. We got that right here. First,
(19:34):
let me tell you the prize pack. Well, actually, Tayter,
if you could give us the prize pack that they
can win on John boyd chepany, I can take you.
Speaker 5 (19:42):
If you got it, I do I do, guys.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
It's a hat, a T shirt, a tumbler, and a
twenty five dollars gas card from Low Tigers Motorcycle Lawyers.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
That right, you get a little bit more.
Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yes, you're registered to win that one of a kind
Big Show motorcycle.
Speaker 6 (19:59):
I said that right, a motorcycle motorcycle.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
From Law Tigers, custom built by Rick Bray of RKB Customs.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
Look for the link at the Big Show dot com
register to win. Did you get all that got you?
Speaker 13 (20:14):
Babe?
Speaker 9 (20:14):
The good word?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
We play in minutes? Look what I got Jackie gave us,
Jamie john Boy Gwynn Motley, your very first girlfriend called
and she now works for Hooters and Gastonians. They are
having a swimsuit contest this Thursday a boot and was
(20:39):
hoping that you would come down and judge it for her.
So is that makes to be all we need to
know about that story? I read you this pardon. She
said that you were her first boyfriend, about ninety pounds,
(21:02):
red hair and freckles.
Speaker 12 (21:04):
Yeage three, still had four years of high school eligibility.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, this is before high school. This was like the
sixth grade. I mean, she wasn't my first girlfriend. She
didn't know that girlfriends, that's kidding, but she was the first,
like real girlfriend, were you kiss you know?
Speaker 9 (21:37):
You know?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
Do you all remember the first one you kiss?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I like that.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
I think you got on.
Speaker 14 (21:41):
It's slanky.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, me and Gween, we we were pretty hot eyed
am moving around sixth grade kissing. Well, that's how it ended,
but that was later. Let's say, y'all, amused, why women
dig me these days? I was ninety pounds, red hair
and freckles, got the hottest girl in the sixth grade. Hello,
(22:20):
she's my working at Hooters.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
You want mild wings or they to me? I ain't
cut a damn on my fetting.
Speaker 6 (22:36):
His red hair and everything.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
He's fish guessing.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
I'm sorry, honey, was shutting a hundred bucket of beer. Well,
it certainly is a motley crew. And today you didn't
tell me was dating a college girl.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
I'm sorry, Glenn. And she says he used to be
ninety pounds and red hair and freckles, and I is
to ninety.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
He's got back here like bigfoot, but still has ninety
pounds of red hair. She is working at Hooters in
gas Stone.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, all right, now easy, my mom works at Hooters
and Gaston.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Oh man, there's my kissing memory and y'all right, so
can I go Jackuly No, if I used to kiss
(23:58):
you mail to the Big Show at Bugget of Bear.
You told me that comes in handy when you saved
a bucket. All right, Let's play John Boy and Jeopardy.
Billy had to stand up on one, you know, I
had to take my kick with me.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
Ai.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Let's jump right in here and play some John Boy Jeopardy.
All I guess we need to review yesterday's question. We
found out Look up, Twinkle Twinkle, little star. If one
is not twinkling, it's not a star.
Speaker 11 (24:27):
What is it?
Speaker 6 (24:28):
It's actually a plan, It's a planet.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
All right, so you got that. Now Today's John Boy Jeopardy,
Crazy Cow, Baron Von RedBerry, Choco Donuts, Mister Wonderful Surprise,
and Yummy Yummy, I mean Yummy Mummy or all failed
versions in this product category.
Speaker 5 (24:49):
Oh, that's easy. What are edibles?
Speaker 1 (24:55):
No, we're very popular one eight hundred Big Show you
told free Lin Los America. We played John Boy Jeopardy. Next.
(25:26):
Good morning, it's a Big Show on the radio. Early.
Do your Friday. Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box John Boy's old girlfriend now working at Hooters.
We heard all about it keywords Hooters girlfriend, hit the
big box at the big show dot com right now.
Let's why yeh live across America, it's John Boy Jeopardar
(25:48):
with so many of the Hooters going bust, uh huh.
He thinks a home delivery service could help keep them
on top. Well, they could even call it boomer eat.
He's John morning.
Speaker 14 (26:02):
You try thank you.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Let's say, hey do Bruce out of Wall in Tennessee,
Good morning, Bruce.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
How you doing her?
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Buddy? We're doing We're doing good. You're doing good? Are
you talking to yourself? What are you doing that? I'm
doing good? How am I doing?
Speaker 11 (26:17):
Bruce?
Speaker 14 (26:19):
Oh you sound good?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Good boy? Well Bruce taking to have you in here. Buddy,
you've got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning.
Let's redo it. Give you a few more seconds here,
crazy cow baron von RedBerry Chocko donuts. I was told
to correct pronunciation. Mister wonderful surprise and yummy mummy. We're
(26:41):
all failed versions in this product category.
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Milk.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Let's see is it milk? That is a good guess.
I think I would try some of that Baron von RedBerry.
All right, okay, everybody good, Bruce, thank you for playing
my man. You have a great day. I didn't even
(27:10):
window no, how about that? Yeah, I'm seventy two years old.
To give me a love? Got it? All right?
Speaker 9 (27:19):
Not?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Damn you? Hang on, Bruce. I'm gonna work something now
with jackiet here to make you happy. All you gotta
do is ask all right, it's a good deal, buddy,
you hang on, hang on man.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Let's say Mason is up next. Mason is in Fort Payne, Alabama.
Good morning Mason, by going boy, how you doing doing good? Man?
Doing good?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
All right?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
Well we guys, I'm going on with Bruce. Oh, here's
what we're gonna do. If Mason does not get it right,
then we'll give Bruce that prize pack the low Tigers
prizepected you were talking about Taylor to do that. Okay,
it's all right, a lot of pressure here on you. Mason, Alabama, Tennessee.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I feeling pressure?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
So failed versions? And what product category?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
Mil milk?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Bag?
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Are you? What is it again?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well? Do you want to hear all the names again? Sure? Crazy?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Crazy cow? Baron von RedBerry Choco Donuts mister wonderful surprise, yummy, mummy,
that wreck for cereal. Let's see, well Mason, you got
(28:40):
the Lord Tigers Prize pie congratulations. Answer, that's all. That's
all my longtime listener, first time getting through all right
by Yeah, yeah, don't let me mess everything up like
over forty years. I'm just gonna start, like on John
Boy Jeopardy, all these losers that we've had right over
(29:01):
the years of this long running game. Yeah, just imagine
how many people play that. And then Bruce just asked
for man, you no get nothing? He and wrong, so
you know, so yeah, sure there going. That's all I had.
Just I have to do is go over to his
garage and pick something. Okay. That was the one time
(29:28):
older for Bruce. Oh good my heart, Good morning. It's
(30:07):
a big show on the radio. Had a couple of
boys from Tennessee and Alabama playing here. Tell me about Alabama. Yeah,
I said, he's a fan of the Bama Tailgate show
airs every Saturday during the Alabama football season. On YouTube,
The Gayton and Grilling Menus featured every every show with
(30:28):
our boy Carla Cook and Kevin Sport and we cooking
have some Wings with both the John Boybilly Chicken and pork,
rubs and sauce for the John Bobilly Hot and Spices.
Pull man, pull it up.
Speaker 13 (30:39):
They have it.
Speaker 1 (30:39):
Do the wings that John Boybilly Hot and Spicy. Also
connect the sausage wrapped in a cinnamon roll.
Speaker 13 (30:48):
I kind of.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You had me at a rap.
Speaker 8 (30:55):
You know.
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Stuff man? All right, that is Bama Tailgate show, Gayton
and Grilling. We're calm Kevin, good morning. It's a big
(31:31):
showing the radio about twenty minutes away. My boy Jeff
Plate from the Trans Siberian Orchestra. He say, they say
nothing but love we have in the day because tickets
gone sound this Friday the thirteenth, right now, right, looking
(31:52):
forward to Jim. Right now, this is a time where
you break open a brand new script. So let's do it. Action.
Speaker 14 (32:02):
Hello friend, your old pal Bern here with another toe
curling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (32:08):
Today's episode the One Nighter.
Speaker 14 (32:11):
As our story opens, businessman Clawed Bottoms is getting dressed
after a hot night with a strange woman.
Speaker 6 (32:19):
Wow, that was really something, I mean, just wild. What
is that thing you did with your thumb.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
That's called the hitchhiker? Glad you liked it.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
I liked it.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I loved it.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
It just it just took me by surprise.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
I can tell by the way you kicked a hole
of the dry wall.
Speaker 6 (32:41):
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (32:43):
So would you like breakfast?
Speaker 4 (32:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (32:46):
Well, what have you got fruity pebbles, tortilla chips or me?
Speaker 6 (32:52):
Whoa, whoa baby? I need a break. I am not
from Havana. Let me, let me, let me, let me
rehydrate and get back to you.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Okay, fair enough, I just have.
Speaker 14 (33:06):
I just have one question. When I was slipping in
and out of consciousness, I noticed a picture on your bedstand.
Which one the one of the handsome young guy in
the Calvin Klein suit standing in front of the Ferrari
in Italy?
Speaker 11 (33:22):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
That one.
Speaker 5 (33:25):
I really don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Now, hold on a second. Is this an ex?
Speaker 6 (33:30):
No, a current boyfriend?
Speaker 8 (33:32):
No?
Speaker 14 (33:32):
Oh, please don't tell me it's not your husband. I
really don't want to get in the middle of something.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Oh you were in the middle of something last No
you No, that's.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Not what I mean.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
I don't want to be a home wrecker.
Speaker 8 (33:45):
Oh you're not.
Speaker 5 (33:46):
It's fine.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
I just then just tell me who it is.
Speaker 6 (33:50):
I won't be angry.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Okay, that's a picture of us. Yes, that's me before
the operations, and how.
Speaker 14 (34:09):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. It
just seems wrong to do a two top buttons joke out.
Tune in next time when we'll hear the woman who
invented the hitchhikers.
Speaker 1 (34:20):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
You were shy last.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
Oh I love all old fine big crown radio Man.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Wall A winch Cusin Bruisie walk.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
Man Jack, John Boy and belly job boy Ben had
only two white men ever made me more Woo.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
No barnab you'll limp back, we walk over your lipack. Wow,
(35:40):
good morning. It makes yall's on the radio here is
you're one hour alert for John Boyd's wonderful Thing number
one hundred and seventeen. That pole ticket is Bud Pole
Day the two thousand Legends of Darlington and was autographed
by David Pearson. Lot of y'all name it for that
those two a deserving bitch show listeners. We'll find out
(36:05):
what out Jeff playing trans Iberian Orgestrump. Next is a
big show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on the radio.
Coming up. We played Beating the Blonde for mount Olive
Pickles Prize pack, the number one pickle brand in the
United States, man Islive, North Carolina. All right, y'all, here's
(36:25):
what been waiting on. How about Joel Hawksdra He's a
guitar playing Son of a Gun for the trans Iberian Orchestra.
Is that time of year again?
Speaker 11 (36:34):
Good morning, Joel, Good morning, Thank you so much for
having me on.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Oh man, thank you. We look forward to it every
year when we get to tell our listeners it's time
to get you tickets. Tickets on sale for the trans
Iberian Orchestra today starts today. Hi man, you excited, Joel?
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Absolutely absolutely chopping at the bit. You know, my fingers
are falling off from So everybody's got to do their
part now and get on over to trans dash Siberian
dot com. There's going to be a special on ticket
prices here through September twenty third, or as supplies last,
and for forty nine ninety nine on tickets, So get
(37:17):
sales on over there. It's a fantastic deal. We're not
Taylor Swift. We're not charging you at two million dollars
to sit in the front row. We're againt you those
tickets for forty nine ninety nine because we recognize as
a tradition you're bringing the family who want you all
to be able to come with everybody that you know
and love. Come on out and celebrate the holidays with us.
Make us your tradition and we want to see you guys.
Speaker 1 (37:40):
All right, Buddy Joe, you know we were talking about this,
what is your year like? Cause you guys do so
many shows and then you talk about practicing all the time.
What is your your year line? Do you get any
time off?
Speaker 9 (37:55):
Not me?
Speaker 16 (37:57):
I mean I work with the band Whitesnake too, So
I'd been out with David Coverdale working on some box
at reissue things because White Snak has been in a
holding pattern touring wise, have been filling in with the
band accept and on the road to them, on the
road with Broadways, Rock of Ages band, my acoustic duo
shows of Brandon Gibbs. I'm recording my own album.
Speaker 11 (38:18):
For seeing an album, doing sessions, counseling at Rock and
Roll Fantasy Camp, and doing virtual guitar lessons here from home.
Speaker 4 (38:27):
That about covers.
Speaker 6 (38:28):
It is not the dog your.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
Average trends Siberian guitar play may That is awesome. Well,
all right, how many jobs you got? I wish I
was counting right there.
Speaker 16 (38:43):
Aw I think my accountant, he's suicidal turned and I
give him all the I give him all the ten
ninety nine's at the end.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Of the year, and he just he feels like jumping
out the window rather than.
Speaker 11 (38:54):
To them all out.
Speaker 1 (38:56):
Joel hawks h O e K s he r A
if you want to follow Joel's one of his many
adventures through the year. But right now it is all
about TSO the lead guitars A member since twenty ten,
and it's unbelievable. More than nineteen million dollars been given
to local charities when they hit your town. I always
(39:17):
like to like to hit that because you.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
Know, guess what, dude, we're hitting twenty million this year.
Because we're going we're gonna have our twenty million tickets
sold this year, and so we're gonna.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Be we're hitting that twenty million dollar mark. How about that?
Speaker 1 (39:31):
That is awesome? All right? Y'all tickets on sale, special
deals today, get them? Why you can gonna be in Columbia,
South Carolina, Greenville, South Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina. That's just
a name a few in this general area. Joel, thank
you so much. I know you on the schedule, Buddy,
you gotta go, so we thank you.
Speaker 11 (39:51):
I gotta ge, I gotta teach a lesson or something.
Speaker 5 (39:55):
Yeah, try to eat in between, it'd be good.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Joe, we have a good Yeah. I
appreciate y'all.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 11 (40:03):
Thank you so much for help. Let's get the word out. Okay,
y'all are fantastic people.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
Appreciate asolutely. Jewels, thank you so much. Appreciate you absolutely.
All right, that's a trans dash Siberian Orchestra dot com.
I'm pretty sure is that website? All right? Good deal. Well,
let's play Beating Blonde my game right here, one eight hundred,
big show. We'll get a contestant. Play next.
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