October 11, 2024 • 40 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday, so we pull out our Happy Boy and then Bang on the Drum.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Have a Heart”.. - John Boy gives away another “Wonderful Thing” of the week.. - and Tom Sorensen recaps last week’s NFL action and picks the winners for this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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right now. It's a big sello letting somebody better tamm
it than me, tell you than me all.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Right time, bight be the Big Show that stiff picking
him up at you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and
trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy
and Billie on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, Marcel, just stop. No, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
No, it's too hurting me to come up with Superfly Fox.
I'm done going through the feather his hat? Am I
just imagining that Superfly had a feather in his hat?
I mean, you know, the big velvet hat the oldies Suberfly,
every guy since then that kind of looked like him. Yes,
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so okay, Well so anyway, Wow, good bumper music to
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Big Shows on the radio for you Friday, October eleventh.
We'll get you ready. If Albers first day day, I
was gonna just okay, good, let's talk about I don't
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have the Superfly theme, but okay, shaft we'll have to do,
will you. So it's our first prize pike over the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
All right, Well it's a one hundred and twenty dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Do it like Foxy Brown. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
I never saw this.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Okay, Well, it's one hundred and.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products. That's one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made
in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving, and bull
snot make sure that they.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
Look good doing it.
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the Bullsnot app. Yeah, I'm saying bullsnot. Go to the
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more information.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't know how did they talk back? That's right, Jack,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
We'll we'll had to google it.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'na have to look up some video.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, we're going that by the end of the show
and it'll be all right. Okay, all right, well, let's
look at our three days in history where we're got
our categories for bulls not. Nineteen seventy two, Michel Gaylicle Carns,
Australia set a world banana eating record be down sixty
three bananas in ten minutes. I'm serious, y'all. This is
(04:15):
my job. You know, there's Buddy's got a lot of
pictures of that, so I'm sure that's what you're cackling at. Yeah,
because it reminded me of your least favorite picture. I
hate when I know what you're laughing. Nineteen Going to
pick out some bananas, you get fingers. I hear by
(04:36):
what the other hand you hand the finger? That was
a John boorjeopardy that we learned earlier this week. Why
don't recall, y'all say I learned?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I listen.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, let's move up to nineteen eighty seven, the world's
largest pizza was baked. The pizza was cut into ninety four,
two and forty eight slices.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Looks like that back job.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Sure that was good. Finally, nineteen ninety two, main as
workers in Alexandria, Indiana, solved a massive street flooding problem
by removing a two hundred pound hairball from the city sewera. Yikes,
how does that just all kind of hair? I guess
(05:15):
goes in a sewer go down to drain. The big
problem is something berg they have. But it's like these
flushable wipes. They don't They're not really flushable their sources
and they build up into these big icebergs. I was
wondering why, because they say do not flush those down
(05:36):
the toilet. Yeah yeah, my wife was one of the
I like these. Okay anyway, So there's three categories. One
ain't hundred Big Show, as you told, free Line. Come on,
we'll play t Tator.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You don't have to share everything.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We'll play out birth next Good Friday Morning, Big Shows
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on the Radio. Feature track from the Big Show bid Box,
Mister Poppins, Pumpkins spice, pickup lines, a great cabin driver,
Pumpkins spices wigs. There's ky words pick up in the
bed box that brought to you by the Bank of America.
Robu four hundreds This Sunday shot him on the speedway
(06:45):
where up. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Shon boy Billy, give the prizes from the big Prize per.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Let's go in contested number one. This should be a
lot of fun. Ups have them hurry up and guest.
Time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Let's say hey from send me Ridge North.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Shots Tony, come on, good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Morning, Tony. What's up, dumb boy? Hey Moddy, you are
right in here amongst us. Glad to have you, man.
That's first time calling right more Tony, the more tone,
I buddy.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Will for it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yes, yes, I actually worked right down below Graham High School.
I'll get out the way man off of Myrtle Drive. Yeah,
I was a Parker. Yeah exactly man. Me and Josie H.
Butler was at our reunion last weekend. We went through.
I went through Graham to see you know my picture
(08:06):
they put up at the bus stop with some with
some people who achieved something after graduating. I know what,
well they bricked over it. I got a old Jolie
and I'll show you my pictures. What a Graham High
graduates Jackie, load up the sledgehammers for going to Grant.
(08:37):
We're good, buddy. Well let's uh, let's send you off
to work a winter here. Let's get through our first category.
Are you ready? Five seconds? Three fruits that you peel,
ready go, apple, banana, orange? Now give us three pizza toppings,
ready go?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
My favorite pizza red Pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Talked to much light.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
For the win.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Three things you'll see in a city sewer? Ready to go?
Who will paper rats? Oh my, I need to Tony awesome?
Body was sending you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snot cleaning? Probably this is great stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You go, you'll love it. Glad you got through, Glad
you won. Man. Can I get a shout out? Of course?
I want to shout out to my lovely wife of
thirty many years, thirty eight years, my.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Two girls, Kaylee and Logan, and my two grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Awesome, Tony, Well appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big show. Proud to have y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, breacked over my picture. I forgot to tell you
all that I'm glad Tony brought that up.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I know you ever mentioned much about your reunion, so
I didn't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, y'all don't need to know everything. Okay, so far
we don't know anything. You know, my picture was bricked
up that uh John Boys is still at the uh
the stadium Graham High Football when you know, gave some
money to be a Century Club member with some other man,
you know, Somethinking back, I think everybody they put their
(10:20):
picture on there actually gave them money for the for
the stadium. It might have been a private deal. I
didn't know. I just got sucked in. I thought, you know, okay,
so as all right, go and bring it up. Boys, yeah,
might as well go to news. We're talking about that.
(10:42):
That's the news. It's not doing to tell you about
my reunion. We'll get into the little all right. It's
(11:26):
a big sew on the radio for your Friday morning.
Got a lot going on, man, give away my wonderful
Thing in one and twenty soundtrack to Lonesome Dove. Tom
Sorenson will be here at the end of the broadcast.
Depig every game in the NFL this weekend gets you
walled out. That's pretty much a proper response sometimes, but
(11:51):
last weight you stepping it up eight and six two
or five hundred dry must dive to wake up and
think about it because we're all happy boys.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my wee bubbah Oh.
Ima have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey, hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble hubbub,
but his guns in the box and put him in
(12:32):
a drawer. I'ma have to be boyma happy boy. Oh
we did good when things are going here?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
We hey, hey, oh for good?
Speaker 10 (12:58):
All about it for a month and a half Hubbub
looked through the drawer and started to laugh because i'ma
have to be boy have me boy? Oh did good?
When things are going yeah we hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Good morning makes jaws on the radio. There we go,
it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well well, well, did you know that open nine Americans
have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and with rare exception,
pets are treasured members of the family. And as with
all families, sometimes, no matter how much you love them,
(14:16):
they need a not jerked in their tail. You need
to throw some grits and kibbles and bits against the
wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
(14:40):
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom accomplished,
which is absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember,
(15:08):
I fall faster than you can run. I can't buy
anything bigger than a king size bed. I'm sorry you
have the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
I can't. Laying your tail out straight on one end
(15:31):
and sticking out your tongue on the other I interpret
as sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret
exit from the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle
(15:52):
I beat you there and managed to shut the door,
it's not necessary to claw wine, try to turn the
knob or burrow under the door. I'll be out in
a minute. For the love of God, stop staring at me.
(16:19):
I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(16:47):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, Please stop loving every other human being on
(17:08):
the planet. See One of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection home invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours. Remember, kill, kill,
(17:29):
not kiss kiss. And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by
your attention. Your unconditional love is the best part of
my day. But you don't need the lick my face.
First of all, eat a damn altoids once in a while.
(17:52):
Believe it or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
There's a shock.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Are now on my face.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how to
shake hands. Damn it, I sure wish I knew how
(18:33):
to say that in dog language.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Hey, hey, listener, my name is Man Holy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I Ain'm a motivational thinker. I am thirty.
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Five years old right divorce in Every morning, I listen
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I wake up in.
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A vey river.
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Go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
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We still man, it's gonna be a long recovery time.
Our friends effect about Hurricane Helene. Everybody just want to
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on the link when you go to the Big Show
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good dip, all right, got Obama tailgate. Let's see what
(21:01):
Carl's gonna cook up this weekends. The Big Show rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio haul right
Bama gold bounce back this weekend. We'll start it Saturday
with the Obama Tailgate show Gate and Grilla with Carl
and cooking Kevin Sport. I always like to look what
Carl's gonna be cooking up. And Tady, you can catch
(21:22):
you if you miss the actual Tailiate show when it
drops YouTube dot com on Saturday and see it after.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
The right right, yeah, it'll it stays there and then
we will have a condensed version the following week.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
So this sweek of Carl is cooking touchdown taters hash
brown patties topped with the cream cheese mixture of cheddar
and mozarella. Cheese is diced up at Connecta sausage. Smearing
the cream cheese mixture on the hash brown patty is wild.
Then add a thin slice of Connecta sauce sage, a
thinly sliced hol the pino. Then Todd with more shreded cheddar, bacon,
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John Boy and Billy sweet and mild, And here it
was some dice green onions. You got touchdown Tater. Watch
your boy called do it so excited all right? His
football time. Tim Wilson with our favorite football song.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
Rickey Did Whale was a great athlete, was.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
A big, strong boy that was quick on his feet,
and every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
By when the scouts come knocking on Ricky's door, they
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign.
Speaker 11 (22:37):
She was a roll bunge woman.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Raised on a farm, had fair bright tattooed on her forearm.
She was meaner in hell and run the forty and
four point three. She gets squat six hundred bits, press
fine the hands down menus homemaker alive, got a scholarship
playing linebicker in the SEC. Rickey did Whale's mama's gonna
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play football. Her real names Doris, but they gonna call
her too tall. She got shoulders in a hind end,
four foot wade.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
Going to college on a full ride.
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Doris Tidwell's gonna play and then see double be She
to wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in in
the football door. Cut the game meals at the Lord's prayer.
You're missing the junk strap. She's got a spare crawl
in the huddle and call all the plays. The only
one tough enough to go both ways, get a mouthful
(23:36):
of mud, scarred up knees, cussing off the coaches, spitting
on referees.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Ricky did Well.
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Mama's gonna play football. Her real names Doris. Everybody calls
her too tall. They say she's a fine young man,
but she's really not. Ricky's mama was the master of
the cheap shot, and on a triple auction play she
could ruin your day. She led the team and tackles
(24:05):
in the league in Sackson, but put the buffer, killing
nine quarterbacks. But the school's reputation was destroyed. They a
huge Ricky's mama Upstair.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
Royds o Rickity tid Wells mama's home probation, and now
Auburn is under their eightieth investigation. Yeah, they wouldn't leave
poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone.
Speaker 12 (24:29):
She'd been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells going to
be hell in bail, ricketted Wells Mama.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
True, alright, mega stuff?
Speaker 9 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I goodn't he? I think I got on Doug Rice's
nerves yesterday. Ricky Stenhouse Junior the one to raise and
Ricky sten House mama gonna play football? Couldn't sorry he's
used to it. You've got You're just saying that I
feel better? Is he less of a stumpet? Here and
(25:10):
play John Boygepardy show it. Yesterday's question was kind of
weird until coffee game popularity. This was a long time ago.
Actually this we're looking for the breakfast beverage of choice.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
It was a Bruskie.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Beer more breakfast. Today's John Boygeopardy and Maryland. It is
illegal to sell condoms from a vending machine unless it
is in a facility that also sells this.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
What are Wiener Schnitzels?
Speaker 10 (25:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big show? You don't relyve?
We played John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's a big show? Not ready? Fry h can you
dig it? Oh Man kind of gets some work done.
Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box mister Popkins,
pumpkin spice pickup lines where every way to end our
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Pumpkins spice week key words pick up at the Big Box,
brought you by the Bank of America. Roll for four
hundred is gars it is happening this Sunday shot him
on the speedway right now, less black yeses live across America.
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 13 (27:06):
Ladies and gentlemen. May Donald's ansure Donald old heron from
what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues, May
I now present a cultured, sophisticated man about town.
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He's John Boy. I know you'd like that. You'll never
be able to the top halfway, Hey, John and Jacksonville,
North Carolina. How you doing, Boddy? Hey, going good Man,
going good? All Roe a mood eye. There's Elsie for you.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
John.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning. So let's see what you got in Maryland.
Now is Maryland? It's illegal to sell condoms from a
vending machine unless it's in a facility that also sells this.
Speaker 11 (28:03):
Alcohol.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You say our something out there, Alca Hall. Well, they
do get prettier as the night goes on.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So Caroland with some strict laws.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
John worked out for you, Buddy beg lawn Tiger's prize
pack and you're name and the half with a big
show custom motorcycle.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
I appreciate, Derek.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I get a shout out. You go ahead. I just
want to shout out to all my family down in Jacksonville,
No Orlando, Florida, Hokyo. Guys are staying safe all right, John,
Thank you buddy. You hang on. Jack can hook you up.
Bat them on the hour. Top of your news. Alight
(29:00):
the morning needs a brand new script. Well cracking over
getting the playhouse. Wait a minute, h good morning and
(29:42):
it will make showing the radio. It's really ride this
summer out through hurricane season. Oh god, man, come on,
is fall hunting time. I want to just give you
all the heads up intended to remind you that you're
not a special sportsman. Alliance Child's Wish Dot org I go.
(30:02):
Bridge had formed this charity on The Big Show twenty
four years ago. It has been over twenty thousand free
wishes the children and veterans. That's the thing about Bridge.
Comes on, man, we always let because she's looking. Ah,
they got the hunts. It's ready to go. Man, we're
talking wherever you are listening to the Big Show. Well
the guy at Alabama, Illinois, Maryland, New Mexico, New York,
(30:23):
North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin. That's Deer Hunts
for the kids with disabilities, Got bear hunts for kids
with disabilities and the purple hearted veterans on this in
North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia. So
they're lined up. So what do you want you to do?
If you got a kid or veterans, Just let them
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know about this and go to childswish dot org and
fill out an application. Bick one near you like that?
Absolutely free for you. So eight hundred and five one
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want to call with the lines Child's wish dot Org. Okay,
that's great, good stuff, Thank you so much. Good morning.
(31:33):
It's a big showing the radio Friday morning, always crack
open a brand new script act on it. So here
we go, really action.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
rattling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Today's episode have a Heart.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
As our story opens, a doctor is speaking with his
elderly heart patient at Brushywood Memorial Hospital. Well, missus hender Shan,
I have some good news for you.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
We're having the pepper steak I like tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No better than that.
Speaker 14 (32:08):
Oh, the young stud is on his way to give
me another sponge.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Bab better news than that.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
It's clean sheet day. No, sorry, well it better because
I got so excited thinking about that sponge bath I
went and paid rent on last night's stuffed cabbage.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I know, missus hender Shan, we finally have some options
for that heart transplant.
Speaker 14 (32:31):
It's no sponge bath by Honky Hunkerstein, but it's better
than nothing.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What you got.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well, we have three hearts to choose from. The first
is from a young athlete a curling accident. Apparently get hit.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
In the hand with one of them.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
The heavy stone fell through the ice.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The second heart comes from a middle aged businessman who
smoked and drank.
Speaker 14 (32:52):
Ah a big beat eater.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I suppose Vegan pass The boys.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
At Burpies Barbecue would never let me live that, now
you well.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The last one is from an attorney who died after
celebrating his thirtieth year in business.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Bingo, I'll take the lawyer's heart.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Lawyer's heart table for one, coming right up, missus Hendershot,
If I might ask why the lawyer easy, it's never
been used some of us, And how we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Why he wasn't a vegan.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Was he tune in next time when we'll hear the
thick houseprou wife of the vegan businessman say hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
This makes you. On the radio, John Boben and.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, Powe,
You are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio for
your Friday, October the eleventh. Here is your one hour
Alerts and one hour John Boy's Wonderful Thing. Number one
hundred and twenty will be giving away the soundtrack album
featuring music from the nineteen eighty nine TV mini series
Lonesome Dove Come Back. This got Old Gus his picture
(35:01):
right now on the cover Robert du wall Be's cow
that's my favorite cowboy actor of all time. I gotta
give it to you.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
You're giving away something that you love.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
No, there's been some background music to my life. I
would like to share it, my wife said, I would
like to share it.
Speaker 3 (35:18):
Mercy.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
He's a giver one hour, we will give it. Get
your name and the head of the Big Show dot com.
Good morning, got the Big Show on the radio. Hang on,
we gonna play Beat the Blonde. We got our favorite
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hang on, you win you some first our Friday morning song,
ain't it?
Speaker 12 (36:52):
And before eleven tonight, mister, you better find your dove
another line.
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Of work this when sure, don't fix your fists.
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One hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Hit it. I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
She's gotta.
Speaker 15 (38:15):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
We have a light.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (38:29):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
We just we just work. Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Work work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
But you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:40):
Weekend stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Work, the time when you go out looking.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
For happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
Pal it's a brave man can kick party.
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All is with taste?
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You is.
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Cool?
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Rock?
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Oh No, I am today, I'm married? Check paid?
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What?
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What?
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What? What?
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What? What's what's?
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What's work?
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I hate?
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I hate.
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I'm having enough for this to do.
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Ah right, hands went heartbeat tighter. Deep Brands this time
for beating the Blonde one eight hundred. Big show. You
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Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello letting somebody better tamm
it than me, tell you than me all.
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Right time, bight be the Big Show that stiff picking
him up at you?
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It's you, Marcel. What am I doing well?
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When I'm not hanging up on racing fat Boy and
trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness, I'm listening
to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John Boy
and Billie on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh, Marcel, just stop. No, I won't tell Randy you said.
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Hello.
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No, it's too hurting me to come up with Superfly Fox.
I'm done going through the feather his hat? Am I
just imagining that Superfly had a feather in his hat?
I mean, you know, the big velvet hat the oldies Suberfly,
every guy since then that kind of looked like him. Yes,
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so okay, Well so anyway, Wow, good bumper music to
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We'll get you ready. If Albers first day day, I
was gonna just okay, good, let's talk about I don't
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have the Superfly theme, but okay, shaft we'll have to do,
will you. So it's our first prize pike over the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
All right, Well it's a one hundred and twenty dollars.
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Do it like Foxy Brown. I don't know, I don't know.
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I never saw this.
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Okay, Well, it's one hundred and.
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Twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products. That's one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bull snot cleaning products made
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Look good doing it.
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Look for Bullsnot at truck stops across America, or download
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more information.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
I don't know how did they talk back? That's right, Jack,
I don't know.
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We'll we'll had to google it.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'na have to look up some video.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, we're going that by the end of the show
and it'll be all right. Okay, all right, well, let's
look at our three days in history where we're got
our categories for bulls not. Nineteen seventy two, Michel Gaylicle Carns,
Australia set a world banana eating record be down sixty
three bananas in ten minutes. I'm serious, y'all. This is
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my job. You know, there's Buddy's got a lot of
pictures of that, so I'm sure that's what you're cackling at. Yeah,
because it reminded me of your least favorite picture. I
hate when I know what you're laughing. Nineteen Going to
pick out some bananas, you get fingers. I hear by
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what the other hand you hand the finger? That was
a John boorjeopardy that we learned earlier this week. Why
don't recall, y'all say I learned?
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I listen.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well, let's move up to nineteen eighty seven, the world's
largest pizza was baked. The pizza was cut into ninety four,
two and forty eight slices.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Looks like that back job.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Sure that was good. Finally, nineteen ninety two, main as
workers in Alexandria, Indiana, solved a massive street flooding problem
by removing a two hundred pound hairball from the city sewera. Yikes,
how does that just all kind of hair? I guess
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goes in a sewer go down to drain. The big
problem is something berg they have. But it's like these
flushable wipes. They don't They're not really flushable their sources
and they build up into these big icebergs. I was
wondering why, because they say do not flush those down
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the toilet. Yeah yeah, my wife was one of the
I like these. Okay anyway, So there's three categories. One
ain't hundred Big Show, as you told, free Line. Come on,
we'll play t Tator.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
You don't have to share everything.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
We'll play out birth next Good Friday Morning, Big Shows
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on the Radio. Feature track from the Big Show bid Box,
Mister Poppins, Pumpkins spice, pickup lines, a great cabin driver,
Pumpkins spices wigs. There's ky words pick up in the
bed box that brought to you by the Bank of America.
Robu four hundreds This Sunday shot him on the speedway
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where up. Let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone
can win.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Shon boy Billy, give the prizes from the big Prize per.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Let's go in contested number one. This should be a
lot of fun. Ups have them hurry up and guest.
Time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Let's say hey from send me Ridge North.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Shots Tony, come on, good.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Morning, Tony. What's up, dumb boy? Hey Moddy, you are
right in here amongst us. Glad to have you, man.
That's first time calling right more Tony, the more tone,
I buddy.
Speaker 7 (07:43):
Will for it.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yes, yes, I actually worked right down below Graham High School.
I'll get out the way man off of Myrtle Drive. Yeah,
I was a Parker. Yeah exactly man. Me and Josie H.
Butler was at our reunion last weekend. We went through.
I went through Graham to see you know my picture
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they put up at the bus stop with some with
some people who achieved something after graduating. I know what,
well they bricked over it. I got a old Jolie
and I'll show you my pictures. What a Graham High
graduates Jackie, load up the sledgehammers for going to Grant.
(08:37):
We're good, buddy. Well let's uh, let's send you off
to work a winter here. Let's get through our first category.
Are you ready? Five seconds? Three fruits that you peel,
ready go, apple, banana, orange? Now give us three pizza toppings,
ready go?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
My favorite pizza red Pepperoni.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Talked to much light.
Speaker 8 (09:04):
For the win.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Three things you'll see in a city sewer? Ready to go?
Who will paper rats? Oh my, I need to Tony awesome?
Body was sending you one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of bull snot cleaning? Probably this is great stuff.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
You go, you'll love it. Glad you got through, Glad
you won. Man. Can I get a shout out? Of course?
I want to shout out to my lovely wife of
thirty many years, thirty eight years, my.
Speaker 9 (09:37):
Two girls, Kaylee and Logan, and my two grandchildren.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Awesome, Tony, Well appreciate you and yours listening to the
Big show. Proud to have y'all.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Yeah, breacked over my picture. I forgot to tell you
all that I'm glad Tony brought that up.
Speaker 4 (09:54):
I know you ever mentioned much about your reunion, so
I didn't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yeah, y'all don't need to know everything. Okay, so far
we don't know anything. You know, my picture was bricked
up that uh John Boys is still at the uh
the stadium Graham High Football when you know, gave some
money to be a Century Club member with some other man,
you know, Somethinking back, I think everybody they put their
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picture on there actually gave them money for the for
the stadium. It might have been a private deal. I
didn't know. I just got sucked in. I thought, you know, okay,
so as all right, go and bring it up. Boys, yeah,
might as well go to news. We're talking about that.
(10:42):
That's the news. It's not doing to tell you about
my reunion. We'll get into the little all right. It's
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a big sew on the radio for your Friday morning.
Got a lot going on, man, give away my wonderful
Thing in one and twenty soundtrack to Lonesome Dove. Tom
Sorenson will be here at the end of the broadcast.
Depig every game in the NFL this weekend gets you
walled out. That's pretty much a proper response sometimes, but
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last weight you stepping it up eight and six two
or five hundred dry must dive to wake up and
think about it because we're all happy boys.
Speaker 10 (12:11):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my wee bubbah Oh.
Ima have to be boy, Ima have to be boy.
Oh we did good when things are going here? We hey, hey,
my little box pot got hit by a car bubble hubbub,
but his guns in the box and put him in
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a drawer. I'ma have to be boyma happy boy. Oh
we did good when things are going here?
Speaker 9 (12:40):
We hey, hey, oh for good?
Speaker 10 (12:58):
All about it for a month and a half Hubbub
looked through the drawer and started to laugh because i'ma
have to be boy have me boy? Oh did good?
When things are going yeah we hey, hey.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Good morning makes jaws on the radio. There we go,
it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Well well, well, did you know that open nine Americans
have pets. I'm particularly fond of dogs, and with rare exception,
pets are treasured members of the family. And as with
all families, sometimes, no matter how much you love them,
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they need a not jerked in their tail. You need
to throw some grits and kibbles and bits against the
wall and lay down the lawn. So listen up, Fido.
This bit's for you, dear dogs. The dishes with the
paw prints are yours. They contain your food. The other
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dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, putting
a pawprint in the middle of my mashed potatoes does
not stake your claim to my dinner. The stairway was
not designed by NASCAR. Beating me to the bottom accomplished,
which is absolutely nothing, and tripping me doesn't help either. Remember,
(15:08):
I fall faster than you can run. I can't buy
anything bigger than a king size bed. I'm sorry you
have the ability to curl into a ball when you sleep.
I can't. Laying your tail out straight on one end
(15:31):
and sticking out your tongue on the other I interpret
as sarcasm. For the last time, there is no secret
exit from the bathroom. I promise if by some miracle
(15:52):
I beat you there and managed to shut the door,
it's not necessary to claw wine, try to turn the
knob or burrow under the door. I'll be out in
a minute. For the love of God, stop staring at me.
(16:19):
I was talking to you, John boy.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
This wasn't the.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Sometimes it's hard to tell if you're adoring me or
planning to kill me in my sleep. Oh and how
about blinking once in a while. You're creeping me out
When I go out to get something from the car
or go get the paper. You don't have to welcome
(16:47):
me with a chorus of anxious happy box you and
your damn short term memory. I've only been gone for
thirty seconds. Please get a clue. For the safety of
my family, Please stop loving every other human being on
(17:08):
the planet. See One of the benefits of owning a
dog is protection home invaders, serial killers, and terrorists are
not my friends, and nor should they be yours. Remember, kill, kill,
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not kiss kiss. And speaking of kisses, I'm flattered by
your attention. Your unconditional love is the best part of
my day. But you don't need the lick my face.
First of all, eat a damn altoids once in a while.
(17:52):
Believe it or not, all that butt licking makes your breathsteak.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
There's a shock.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Not to mention the fact that those button germs on
your tongue.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Are now on my face.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
I'm also not crazy about you loving me up right
after you've eaten a rotten squirrel, a mouse, or some
other animal's duty. It's a whole wild scene, man, and
I want nothing to do with it. See that's one
of the reasons I wanted you to learn how to
shake hands. Damn it, I sure wish I knew how
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to say that in dog language.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
You're more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Hey, hey, listener, my name is Man Holy.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
I Ain'm a motivational thinker. I am thirty.
Speaker 8 (18:57):
Five years old right divorce in Every morning, I listen
to your boy and Billy on the Big Show, and
I wake up in.
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A vey river.
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Go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
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Whatme on? Man, it's a big show on the radio.
Did you say yeah? I was holding to tag. I
thought it came out of me. You learn a part, man,
We still man, it's gonna be a long recovery time.
Our friends effect about Hurricane Helene. Everybody just want to
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And Samardi's Purse it's gonna be there with helps. Thank
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on the link when you go to the Big Show
dot com. We got a lot of that too as well. Right,
good dip, all right, got Obama tailgate. Let's see what
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Carl's gonna cook up this weekends. The Big Show rolls
on Good Morning, Big Shows on the radio haul right
Bama gold bounce back this weekend. We'll start it Saturday
with the Obama Tailgate show Gate and Grilla with Carl
and cooking Kevin Sport. I always like to look what
Carl's gonna be cooking up. And Tady, you can catch
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you if you miss the actual Tailiate show when it
drops YouTube dot com on Saturday and see it after.
Speaker 5 (21:28):
The right right, yeah, it'll it stays there and then
we will have a condensed version the following week.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
Nice.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
So this sweek of Carl is cooking touchdown taters hash
brown patties topped with the cream cheese mixture of cheddar
and mozarella. Cheese is diced up at Connecta sausage. Smearing
the cream cheese mixture on the hash brown patty is wild.
Then add a thin slice of Connecta sauce sage, a
thinly sliced hol the pino. Then Todd with more shreded cheddar, bacon,
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John Boy and Billy sweet and mild, And here it
was some dice green onions. You got touchdown Tater. Watch
your boy called do it so excited all right? His
football time. Tim Wilson with our favorite football song.
Speaker 11 (22:17):
Rickey Did Whale was a great athlete, was.
Speaker 12 (22:20):
A big, strong boy that was quick on his feet,
and every college in the country wanted Ricky on their line.
By when the scouts come knocking on Ricky's door, they
didn't want to talk to young rick no more. When
they saw his mama, She's the one they wanted to sign.
Speaker 11 (22:37):
She was a roll bunge woman.
Speaker 12 (22:39):
Raised on a farm, had fair bright tattooed on her forearm.
She was meaner in hell and run the forty and
four point three. She gets squat six hundred bits, press
fine the hands down menus homemaker alive, got a scholarship
playing linebicker in the SEC. Rickey did Whale's mama's gonna
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play football. Her real names Doris, but they gonna call
her too tall. She got shoulders in a hind end,
four foot wade.
Speaker 11 (23:10):
Going to college on a full ride.
Speaker 12 (23:14):
Doris Tidwell's gonna play and then see double be She
to wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in in
the football door. Cut the game meals at the Lord's prayer.
You're missing the junk strap. She's got a spare crawl
in the huddle and call all the plays. The only
one tough enough to go both ways, get a mouthful
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of mud, scarred up knees, cussing off the coaches, spitting
on referees.
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Ricky did Well.
Speaker 12 (23:42):
Mama's gonna play football. Her real names Doris. Everybody calls
her too tall. They say she's a fine young man,
but she's really not. Ricky's mama was the master of
the cheap shot, and on a triple auction play she
could ruin your day. She led the team and tackles
(24:05):
in the league in Sackson, but put the buffer, killing
nine quarterbacks. But the school's reputation was destroyed. They a
huge Ricky's mama Upstair.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
Royds o Rickity tid Wells mama's home probation, and now
Auburn is under their eightieth investigation. Yeah, they wouldn't leave
poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone.
Speaker 12 (24:29):
She'd been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Wells going to
be hell in bail, ricketted Wells Mama.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
True, alright, mega stuff?
Speaker 9 (24:49):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I goodn't he? I think I got on Doug Rice's
nerves yesterday. Ricky Stenhouse Junior the one to raise and
Ricky sten House mama gonna play football? Couldn't sorry he's
used to it. You've got You're just saying that I
feel better? Is he less of a stumpet? Here and
(25:10):
play John Boygepardy show it. Yesterday's question was kind of
weird until coffee game popularity. This was a long time ago.
Actually this we're looking for the breakfast beverage of choice.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
It was a Bruskie.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Beer more breakfast. Today's John Boygeopardy and Maryland. It is
illegal to sell condoms from a vending machine unless it
is in a facility that also sells this.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
What are Wiener Schnitzels?
Speaker 10 (25:45):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
What y'all got one? Ain't hundred? Big show? You don't relyve?
We played John Boy Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 9 (26:22):
Good Morning.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
That's a big show? Not ready? Fry h can you
dig it? Oh Man kind of gets some work done.
Today's feature track for the Big Show, Big Box mister Popkins,
pumpkin spice pickup lines where every way to end our
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Pumpkins spice week key words pick up at the Big Box,
brought you by the Bank of America. Roll for four
hundred is gars it is happening this Sunday shot him
on the speedway right now, less black yeses live across America.
It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 13 (27:06):
Ladies and gentlemen. May Donald's ansure Donald old heron from
what was once an inarticulate mass of lifeless tissues, May
I now present a cultured, sophisticated man about town.
Speaker 1 (27:18):
He's John Boy. I know you'd like that. You'll never
be able to the top halfway, Hey, John and Jacksonville,
North Carolina. How you doing, Boddy? Hey, going good Man,
going good? All Roe a mood eye. There's Elsie for you.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
John.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well, you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy
this morning. So let's see what you got in Maryland.
Now is Maryland? It's illegal to sell condoms from a
vending machine unless it's in a facility that also sells this.
Speaker 11 (28:03):
Alcohol.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You say our something out there, Alca Hall. Well, they
do get prettier as the night goes on.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
So Caroland with some strict laws.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
John worked out for you, Buddy beg lawn Tiger's prize
pack and you're name and the half with a big
show custom motorcycle.
Speaker 11 (28:37):
I appreciate, Derek.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I get a shout out. You go ahead. I just
want to shout out to all my family down in Jacksonville,
No Orlando, Florida, Hokyo. Guys are staying safe all right, John,
Thank you buddy. You hang on. Jack can hook you up.
Bat them on the hour. Top of your news. Alight
(29:00):
the morning needs a brand new script. Well cracking over
getting the playhouse. Wait a minute, h good morning and
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it will make showing the radio. It's really ride this
summer out through hurricane season. Oh god, man, come on,
is fall hunting time. I want to just give you
all the heads up intended to remind you that you're
not a special sportsman. Alliance Child's Wish Dot org I go.
(30:02):
Bridge had formed this charity on The Big Show twenty
four years ago. It has been over twenty thousand free
wishes the children and veterans. That's the thing about Bridge.
Comes on, man, we always let because she's looking. Ah,
they got the hunts. It's ready to go. Man, we're
talking wherever you are listening to the Big Show. Well
the guy at Alabama, Illinois, Maryland, New Mexico, New York,
(30:23):
North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas, Wisconsin. That's Deer Hunts
for the kids with disabilities, Got bear hunts for kids
with disabilities and the purple hearted veterans on this in
North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia. So
they're lined up. So what do you want you to do?
If you got a kid or veterans, Just let them
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fill out an application. Bick one near you like that?
Absolutely free for you. So eight hundred and five one
eight eighty nineteen as the phone numbers, Well if you
want to call with the lines Child's wish dot Org. Okay,
that's great, good stuff, Thank you so much. Good morning.
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It's a big showing the radio Friday morning, always crack
open a brand new script act on it. So here
we go, really action.
Speaker 2 (31:44):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
rattling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Today's episode have a Heart.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
As our story opens, a doctor is speaking with his
elderly heart patient at Brushywood Memorial Hospital. Well, missus hender Shan,
I have some good news for you.
Speaker 14 (32:03):
We're having the pepper steak I like tonight.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
No better than that.
Speaker 14 (32:08):
Oh, the young stud is on his way to give
me another sponge.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Bab better news than that.
Speaker 14 (32:14):
It's clean sheet day. No, sorry, well it better because
I got so excited thinking about that sponge bath I
went and paid rent on last night's stuffed cabbage.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
I know, missus hender Shan, we finally have some options
for that heart transplant.
Speaker 14 (32:31):
It's no sponge bath by Honky Hunkerstein, but it's better
than nothing.
Speaker 4 (32:35):
What you got.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Well, we have three hearts to choose from. The first
is from a young athlete a curling accident. Apparently get hit.
Speaker 4 (32:44):
In the hand with one of them.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
The heavy stone fell through the ice.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
The second heart comes from a middle aged businessman who
smoked and drank.
Speaker 14 (32:52):
Ah a big beat eater.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
I suppose Vegan pass The boys.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
At Burpies Barbecue would never let me live that, now
you well.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
The last one is from an attorney who died after
celebrating his thirtieth year in business.
Speaker 4 (33:05):
Bingo, I'll take the lawyer's heart.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Lawyer's heart table for one, coming right up, missus Hendershot,
If I might ask why the lawyer easy, it's never
been used some of us, And how we hope you've
enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Why he wasn't a vegan.
Speaker 2 (33:29):
Was he tune in next time when we'll hear the
thick houseprou wife of the vegan businessman say hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
This makes you. On the radio, John Boben and.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Tyler Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening, Hi, Powe,
You are listening to two of the funniest guys on
the radio and my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
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Speaker 6 (33:56):
Are they funny? Are they funny? Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:40):
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Speaker 4 (35:08):
You're giving away something that you love.
Speaker 1 (35:10):
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Speaker 4 (35:43):
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Thank you? If you're finished saying it. Well, it's Bertie County, Penos.
There's a county eastern North Carolina's just kind of up
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It's always so awesome. And birt County all right now,
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this is Birte County. Peanuts. They've been a Southern tradition
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ain't it?
Speaker 12 (36:52):
And before eleven tonight, mister, you better find your dove
another line.
Speaker 15 (36:56):
Of work this when sure, don't fix your fists.
Speaker 13 (37:00):
One hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 10 (37:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Hit it. I hate work, I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 7 (37:22):
I've been having a very bad Nay.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
She's gotta.
Speaker 15 (38:15):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work work.
Speaker 11 (38:20):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (38:21):
Man?
Speaker 1 (38:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 12 (38:23):
We have a light.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (38:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (38:29):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (38:29):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 2 (38:30):
We just we just work. Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Work work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
But you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 13 (38:40):
Weekend stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
Work, the time when you go out looking.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
For happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (38:48):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 12 (38:51):
Pal it's a brave man can kick party.
Speaker 9 (38:55):
All is with taste?
Speaker 3 (38:57):
You is.
Speaker 8 (38:59):
Cool?
Speaker 6 (39:03):
Rock?
Speaker 9 (39:43):
Oh No, I am today, I'm married? Check paid?
Speaker 3 (39:56):
What?
Speaker 11 (39:57):
What?
Speaker 2 (39:57):
What? What?
Speaker 1 (39:58):
What? What's what's?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
What's work?
Speaker 13 (40:00):
I hate?
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I hate.
Speaker 12 (40:03):
I'm having enough for this to do.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Ah right, hands went heartbeat tighter. Deep Brands this time
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