October 18, 2024 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll review some more of the bad Halloween costumes from years gone by.. - It’s Friday, so we gotta Bang on the Drum.. - We’ll listen in on Phil McCracken’s Pre-Halloween Hi-Jinx.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “A Hare Raising Experience”.. - and Tom Sorensen gloats over his amazing winning picks from last week’s NFL action and we’ll challenge him to do it again this week!..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
From right now.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's a big sello letting somebody better tammit than me,
tell you than me?
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All right?
Speaker 5 (00:13):
Time might be the Big Show that stiff picking him
up at you.
Speaker 6 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
What am I doing well? When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boy and trying to cure beads of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop no, I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Gog a doodle doo. Let's get up mad.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And it is Friday, all right, Friday, October eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Every by doing all right this morning? Listen, seize the
day somebody famous sident.
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Yes by.
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National Excess Scaled Assess Scale is some weird days that
I can't pronounce. Celebrate these scientists and researchers who make
breakthrough discoveries and medicine, material sciences, energy and beyond.
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XO scale XSS scale scale. We're not familiar with it.
Those of you that are, it is your special day.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I have trouble with horror.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
You didn't look up to see how big her eyes
got when you were waiting for somebody to correct you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, her eyes are up there.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But it's National Mammography Days. So yeah, that's very important
for women, a lot of women in our life.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
We start with the women.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Because you know, y'all got the breast deals right, so
it's like, uh, you know they get one men can
get Yeah, yeah we have Okay, yeah, we found out
out last time too.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Usually usually it's on a different exam that those are
that it's found in men. But yes, women need to
self exam and get a mamogram after the age of
forty every year just to catch the just the tiny
bit of cancer that starts out small and then spreads.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What about our Loving the Tatas deal that we've done
the last few years.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Very successful soccer match good and raised money again to
help with both.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
For women who can afford correct, correct and of course
some big health systems. Our hometown is Charlotte, North Carolina,
where we.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Are right right.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
It's at novont and Atrium and they come together on
this and they raise money for both systems so that
they can provide in essence free mammograms for those who
don't have insurance or can't afford it yet.
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Those of you that can make it happen, be sure
to do that.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
If you have.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Insurance, it's usually covered. Good to get it done.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
All right, then, good, well, let's get our three dates
in history out. That'll be very important to our game
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let's do our three dates in history. This is where
we're going our three cadgers for you to win. October
the eighteenth, seventeen seventy six, sounds like a very important
year for those who know what's going on. The back
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of a bar in New York is decorated with birds
tail feathers. The customer jokingly asked for a glass of
those cocktails, and the tradition was born.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
So let me say this was July.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So they just had the Constitution, the big deal that
everybody signed on July fourth, seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Right, yeah, most people did.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, Okay, all right, same year. Told you the big year,
all right, going very press for that year at all?
All right, made this way, I told the story. Doesn't
move up to twenty eleven, US Immigration and Customs Enforcement
to release new figures showing in about four hundred thousand
illegal immigrant y'allre putting his own cause you like to
see that vein in my next stickout?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You like that, don't you.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I just think it's very interesting to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, let's see four hundred thousand illegal immigrants. This was
twenty eleven, the most deportations ever in one year in
the United States history. All right, so we sit in
four hundred.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Thousands coming in.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Those were going on right, good work.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, baby, she didn't do that first, she reminded me.
I bet she's no morder. The kamala has actually all right,
good say something, say something? All right, let's see here
one more. Twenty twenty two, the Girls Scouts announce they
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received a donation totally eighty four and a half million
dollars from Mackenzie Scott, that is the ex wife of
Jeff Bezos. She said, money she can afford that way
ago for the Girls Scout.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
And she earned it. I mean all the money she
took from him, she earned it.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
They were running Amazon out of their garage. Oh, so
she was doing and mainly.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, it's not just like a wife's dingy where you said,
look at my wife's She earned well.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
At some point she turned into your wife.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
But she helped you early on when you are eating baloney.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, that's okay, I'll send you the cliff.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I deserved that, all right, So there you go.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And uh, well think, of course, how many Girls Scout
cookies with eighty four and a million dollars? A lot
of boxes? I remember that, all right. Now we're ready
one eight hundred big show. You told free line across America.
I hope she's not up, but I was. That was
terrible to worry.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I'll send her a cliff.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She knows you. It's all right. I guess you're right.
All right. We play out Birds next.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Yeah, they're right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Like she's listening.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
No one watches how the sausages made like it's makes
on the radio Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Let's look at our feature track from to Make Sure
Big Box Today. It's the diary of Gary Bausey Beaucy
Haunted House. There's words haunted there in the bed box.
Roddy by Long Tigers.
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You conduct you to win.
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The custom Big Show Motorcycle Big Show Bike dot Com.
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Did you have upperst Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. John Boy Billy he gave the
prizes from the big Prize being Let's go. He contested
number one. This should really be a lot of fun win.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're playing uppers, having lurry.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Up and guest.
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Time you have the gust, time you have a big shots.
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That's say h No.
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Willis from Chrisview, Florida.
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We shot.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Your morning, Willis, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
What's up boy?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hey Monny? You are right here in the lovers all right.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, Well, let's let's get you through these three categories
and gets you the big prize pack down the crush.
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Few you ready to go?
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Yes, sir, give us.
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Three popular cocktails ready to go.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Martini, Bloody Mary, Tom Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now, well, letu's give us three jobs of ice talking
about those illegal immigrants that we shipped back four hundred thousand,
twenty eleven ice three jobs of ice ready to go.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
To stop the illegal border crossing crimes, to stop the
illegal immigration and exploitations, to leave tomorrow, and to enforce customs.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, I got excited to do that
was too.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Well maybe if they will lasso do those, maybe they
will coming soon.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
All right, weller's for the wind, all right, three girl
Scout cookies ready go.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Penns Dosie does and my favorite tag alongs.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And there you are when the time.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
All right, Weller's haven't heard prize package head down the
crest for you for your name and a half of
the Big show Boy. Congratulations, buddy, awesome first time caller,
a long time listener.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
Also, I wis ya.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Jumping out, catching you up on your news. Back to
our worst costumes top ten list, looking back at.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh four other time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Al Ride,
It's not our work week is earlier. This week I
had our top ten worst selling Halloween costumes of the year.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
You know when's it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We went back and looked at twenty fourteen, ten years ago.
Now we're going back another decade from two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
With this top did Liz.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
From the two dollars clearance rack at Big Owl's Costume Barn.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Here they are.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
The top ten worst selling Halloween costumes for two thousand
and four. Number ten, Jehovah's Witness number nine. Ex Crackhead
Selling magazine subscription number eight, currently active Crackhead Selling magazine
of subscription number seven, Swift Boat Veterans for Candy number six,
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Osama Ben Affleck number five, Queer Eye for the guy
that's handing out full size snicker bars number four, Anthony
Quinn Medicine Woman number three, dog Who's head swelled up
from eating a bag of Starbars number two, SpongeBob Lavante,
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and the number one bad costume, Marcy the Vampire Slayers.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Good Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's time for the Diary of carry Bucy.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Dear Diary.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
This is Gary Beauty.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I've been pushing myself hardlyly, Diary. I'm stiff and sore
like it ain't never been before. It's got to the
point now that when I tell people I do my
own son, so I'm actually referring to going to the
toilet by myself. I spent my professional life being good
to everyone else. Now it was time to be good
to me. So I bought a first class ticket to
(14:04):
tie lamb Old. Gary is taking the Masagi tour. Rub
me left, rubbed me right. My butt cheeks feel a
bit too tight. Stick them thumbs in there, and don't
go light.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I need a massage to night.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Rubbing up, dub where's a hot tub? The play right
over was a treat, Diary. Little tight gals no bigger
than a minute waiting on me hand and foot. I
gotta tell you, Diary, these darlings ain't got much meat
on them. They gotta wear dresses because they got no
ash to hold their slacks up. Nothing to brag about
(14:46):
a pop neither are they all like this? Old Garrett
needs a thick, strong woman to work out these beaucy kinks.
I was starting to get a bad feeling about this.
Where's your boobies? Where's you bought your twiggy chicks?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Don't make the cut.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Nita Gallon's got some beef to give Big Garrison some
true relief. May got to the hotel, nice place, rooms,
got a bedet.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Shiny honey.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Barely got my grip unpacked, and there's a knock at
the door. Ready for my first massage experience. At least
I thought I was ready. The car stopped in front
of some rude side zoo. What fresh hell was this
supposed to be? But help, I bought the package. I
might as well go with the flow. The first thing
they did was take me out to lay in some
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big corral. Before I know it, here come a bunch
of goats. They commenced the climbing on May like a
birch log, bouncing and a hopping with them tiny whos.
Kind of reminded me of the weekend I spent with
a couple of gals who was little people.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yea, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Both experience were relaxing, but for different reasons. Then here
comes this damn elephant, an elephant man. They bring this
big thing over and it raises up its foot, and
I just knew that this was the end. I had
the same feeling when I got hammered and challenged Rosie
(16:16):
o'donald of a wrestling match. But it was actually all right.
She is real gentle the elephant, not Rosy. And the
last massage of the day was a facial. They put
on some of that chingy Chongi music and gave me
some weird tea to drink. Next thing I know, they
got my face covered with snails. I got slimed trunks
(16:39):
and hooves, and slimy snails got me thinking, what the
hell is this a dream or somemarage?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
All I want is the damn massage.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
All the next day was more of the same, wooden millets,
cactus hot rocks. I finally just took to the streets
on my own a big old redheaded gal washing her ox.
I asked her where could I get a good massage,
and she winked at me and took me inside. Now
before I could shuck my duds, she stripped me, naked
(17:09):
her own self like a monkey, peeling a nanner. She
rubbed me long and hard, and it was glorious. Then
the moment I was waiting for she offered me a
happy ending, but in their language it's twenty percent off
the next visit.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Hey, there's sweet cheeks. I ain't no rookie.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
All I want is that fortune cookie. Don't send me home.
We come too far.
Speaker 15 (17:33):
Nothing worse than a horny gar off off yop.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Well diary. I gotschi ski daddle. I challenged Rosie o'donald
to her best two out of three falls.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Damn, I miss that elephant until next time.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
EXAs and holes, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, see.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Ye more than everybody.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
The Big Show is on the radio. Still a lot
more coming at you.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Hey, hey listener, my name is man only.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I ain't a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big Show when I
wake up.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
In a ven river.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
Go on and laugh and leave the radio work.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Good morning. It's a Big Show on the radio. If
you read serre to win that custom Big Show.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Bike from Lord Tigers, congratulations, your name is in the
hat and.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
You still might get drawn.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
With drawing five finalists before we have the final drawing
for the Big Show Custom Motorcycle. Dave Half Jasper, Alabama
finalist number two. The finalist one was Dwayne Rymers y'all
Dwayne and Warner Robbins, Georgia. Another finals be drawn first
and next week gets your name in the hat that's
on the link at the Big Show dot com.
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You can go to Big Show Bike dot com. It
won't be happy boys.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I was walking on the street a sunny day.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh, i'mna have.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
To be boy. Proma hap to be boy? Oh we
did good when things are going here?
Speaker 9 (20:12):
We hey, Hey, my little box bot got hit my
car ubble hubbub a hubble, but it's gotten in the
box and put him in a drawer.
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Oh, i'ma have to be boy. Ima hap be boy? Oh,
and good when things are going here?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
We hey hey, Oh, forgot all about it for a
month and a half.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
Bubb hubble.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
ubbo because I might.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Have to be BOYM have be boy. Oh we did
good when things are going here?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We hey, Yeah, morning, I got the Big Show on
the radio, gonna bang on a drum by Friday song
just a second. First one to tell you about the
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Speaker 8 (22:16):
We just had some sent to Berry's dad and he's
a he's a hot and spicy gang, right, and so
he loved the chocolate and yes, and there were some
other hot ones in there. And he also is a
fan of the red skin on the peanuts. Yeah, he
sent them some of those as well.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
So yeah, Choff cashws by the way, Yeah, if you.
Speaker 8 (22:38):
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list that.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
Were My favorite was the black pepper and salt.
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Oh, I hain't tried that yet. My favorite butterscotch.
Speaker 5 (22:48):
Oh, they are so good and all you gotta do
is take that top off the peanut butter. I'm not
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Speaker 8 (23:07):
Hit it.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 16 (23:14):
That one sure don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and
we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 17 (23:25):
Hit it.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate work. I've
been having a very bad day.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Monday.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Do just's.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
You just have a life, I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It's like this threepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We just we just work.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work walk work
work work work work.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Well.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you say he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
Sunday the time between work and war work, the time
when you go out looking for happiness and end up
hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man.
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A party.
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All it is will taste you as cool buzz.
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Rom five.
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Dollar check?
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Paint work?
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What what?
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What? What?
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What?
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Whatatch work?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Some bird?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Teakin of peanuts? Let's play John Boy Jeopardy? All right,
damn review yesterday's question. We found out sign designer Ben Burt.
I'm sorry that's a sound designer. Sound designer Ben Burt
created the sounds made by this robotic Hollywood icon by
whistling and making fart noises into an old tape recorder,
then speeding up the recording.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is R T D T Yeah, I say, and I
don't know really who else it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Could have been.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In six, legendary TV host and
media mogul MERV Griffin estimated he had made over seventy
million dollars in royalties from the theme song to this
still popular TV show. Ah you know hard?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah what y'all? Guys got me on that one?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
One ain't under Big Show?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You told free lot across America. We'll get us a winner.
We go do we get one every time we played
John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good Morning, That's away show on the Radio. Today's feature
track When the Big Show, bit Box, The Diary of
Gary Busey, Aucy Haunted House. Search for keywords haunted. I's
trought to you about Lord Tiger's where you're at? Shuldar Win,
The Big Show, Bunks to Motorcycle, The Big Show Black
that guy you worry if I got God straight on
the ball all right, let's blin yeah, five across America.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
It's John Boy. Tell your host he may not be
knocking down the kind of dough MERV. Griffin did, but
he does make a nickel.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Every time you hear the bird girl raps, he's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh Dawn one.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Bell, let's say, hey the Bill and Thomasville, Georgia Bell,
you are up. Good morning, Good morning, John boy, Right, buddy, morning,
Well what you got? MERV Griffin made over seventy million
in royalties on the theme song to the Still pop
Buler TV show.
Speaker 17 (29:03):
Uh can I change my answer?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I hadn't heard it yet, so have had it?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Bill? All right?
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Uh, let's go with Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Let's go with Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yes, Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I tried to go quick man, I said, hurry up
for Bill googles it.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You did it, buddy.
Speaker 17 (29:28):
I My first thought, John Boyd was Jeopardy, and then
I was thinking TV show that has a theme song.
Then I thought about I thought about Mash but I
was like, Jeopardy's gotta be it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You gotta be okay. Well man, well you got it. Bill,
you had my question.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I just thinking on you.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You got the Birtee County Peanuts, Buddy, you enjoy guilt
free with your.
Speaker 17 (29:49):
Conscience, didn't I give a shout out? Of course you can, Okay, Well,
I want to give a shout out to my lovely wife, Christy.
I've got three sons, Conley, Ben and Chris. But I
really want give a shout out to my oldest brother Dick.
He listens to your show. He's up in in uh
in Virginia out and love it love it's Bill, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Nice, all right, we got you bored that with.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
You whatever we call each other. His his wife's name
was Bobby, and that we would do the to get
my love to Billy. That's you know, Bobby, and that's
him too.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Nice love and nice. Well that's allesome, Bill, I'm glad
you won. And uh yeah, tell you brother Doug. Huh
case your family love you mean it? Hang on with
Jaggie by him in an hour, Tommy, who knew Bill mccragen.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Turned around. Listen around out there, we'll find that one
something about going into the news.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I getting by the right.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Word for what would feel common at least you're using words.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Was curtain around was what.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Came out of the day.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I thought you said, I still in view. All right,
good well, let's turn the microphone home.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
His name was John Boy. He was the redneck with
his captain, curly hair and an IQ down to there.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Then he met Billy.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
He is the smart one. They knew together they go far.
They'd be broadcast superstars. And Jack and Randy came on board,
and Jack that whore bow and Tator and that old
geezer who could act.
Speaker 18 (32:04):
Four more on the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
The Hottest butt on your ray Deo. It's the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Music and funny in rain
and in Sonny on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Plug yourself. I can't get that out of my head.
Oh good morning, not you good morning angel?
Speaker 18 (32:33):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh you like that?
Speaker 5 (32:35):
It's the opening number to The John Boy and Billy Show,
the musical. Who's in it?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
You want my you want my dreamcast? Well he's a
little young for it, but I've got the late Bert
Lancaster to play Rayford, Beyonce to play Jackie Bert backrack
is Randy Die McClurg to play Tator, Jamie Kennedy Sidekicksto
(33:02):
Stone to play Billy, and of course Johnny wants to
pick who plays him. Well, it's a short list. He
wants Brad Pitt. I know I won't get him, so
I just cast cast Clyde the Orangut Tank from those
clenist Wood movies. Huh oh please, Johnny will never know
the difference. Besides, Clyde smells better and can take direction.
(33:25):
So how's things with you? Didn't you get out of
town this last weekend?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (33:31):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (33:31):
You had?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh you had a lousy time. Why oh you got
trapped in your hotel room? Well, how on earth? Uh huh?
There were there were only three doors, the bathroom, the closet,
and the other door had a sign on it that
said do not disturb. Oh okay, well how'd you get out? Uh?
(33:56):
The next morning, some foreigner addressed to the maid Jimmy
the lock with a credit card. Uh, fie, my, haven't
we been in trauma? Listen you toddle off? Go on,
how do your nose to your business? Don't forget to
put one of those paper horseshoes on the toydy lid.
Steve's been in there again. And remember where Steven goes?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
No one knows?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Bye bye, scurry off, tippitoe. Here we go, and she
is gone. Heaven help her. When she gets in a taxi,
the driver leaves the vacant sign on it. Joh By
baby bike shall Fell speaking iby, ask you, oh general paddler,
(34:41):
already for the Halloween party. Yes, yes, they got miss
Can's costume Hillary Clinton, just like you asked. What Oh
you said, A mean old wicked witch. Oopsies, my mistake. Okay, listen,
we'll lose the hat and go a shade lighter on
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the green makeup. That problem solved. See you there, my
little soldier. I'll but your two tickets to a chorus line.
They still think it's Hillary tomeboy Billy Big Show filth
speaking him. Help you, oh Marcel, listen, I need your help.
I have to come up with the costumes for the
crew for our annual Halloween party. So put on your
(35:24):
creative beret and give mommy something she can use. No, no, no,
something I can use. Now, you saucy monkey, who's getting
warm in here?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Let's see huh?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Well okay, let's start with Rayford. Huh a baby chick.
I don't get it. Oh, cheap, cheap, cheap, I get it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Done.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Next, Tater.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
A hot dog in a harem costume.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh, I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
I dream of Weenie Perfect. Let's see how about Jackie
oh Perfect. I'll give her one of Pillar's old suits
and she can go as Reuben stuttered. Well, let's see
I think that about does it?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Marty?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Marty is going as May West. Billy is going as
the travelosity roaming gnome that leaves John Boy any brainstorms.
Uh huh, a pirate's hat, an eyepatch, a wooden leg,
and a hospital gown, and he can go as Captain
(36:31):
rehab Perfect. Add a big bag to hold his sidekick,
Captain Morgan. Marcel, you're a genius, answer reward. I'll let
you do my bikini wax. What do you mean ew
if I'm gonna go with the nature boy Rick Flair,
I can't wear tights with a bad case of the tumbleweeds.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
So just bite the bullet?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
And what are the plants which reminds me? I need
to pick up my robe at the cleaners? To be
the man would certainly be different for a change. Ah,
here she comes and fresh and squeaky clean. Or maybe
those jotperds are just too tight, say listen, I was
(37:16):
sorry to hear about your friend Fawn. I know a
skydiving accident. How awful? Well do you do? You know
what happened?
Speaker 18 (37:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
A brunette jumped out ahead of her. Okay, and she
tried her shoot right and that didn't work, and the
reserve shooting nothing happened. Oh that's terrible. And Fawn saw
all this from the plane. Uh huh and she said, oh,
so you want to race huh and jumped. Well at
least she won, right, Oh me head tell them Minnie Cooper,
(37:50):
carry on straight.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
It's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Friday, October the eighteenth, Well, get around, got scraps lessac.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 15 (38:34):
Burtburn here with another appendix, accelerating edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a hair raising experience. As
our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his wife Lucy
are standing in the middle of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Bender Elvis?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
At two am?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Poor bunny rabbit, you were driving a little fay.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Steady gotta lead foot guilty as charge?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Should we say something?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit?
Speaker 17 (39:08):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (39:08):
It just seems right, Lucy, lest you forget, I am
Dozing's most beloved past food mascot. If it ever got
out that I was praying over road, killing me a
laughing stock. Hey, Ricky, my goldfish died. Would you mind
saying a few words over the toilet cherry pickers?
Speaker 9 (39:28):
So what do we do?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Do we bury it?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
No, we just need to decide between frying and steward.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
And that's what's up, Doc.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
You go digging around the net thing and we're gonna
be here all.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Night here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray
it with this.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Hey, where you.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Spraying on my vittals?
Speaker 15 (39:53):
What the Suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves it Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Zobie rabbit, zombie rabbit.
Speaker 15 (40:02):
Ricky, he stopped and waved it us again, Lucy, what
the hell is in that camp hairspray?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It says, restores life, adds permanent waves, and.
Speaker 15 (40:18):
How we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Well you stop waving at tack Bam rabbit. He's cute tune.
In next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie rabbit say.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
This big show on the radio, John Boben and Tandler
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (40:41):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio. And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Are they funny?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Are they funny?
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Hello, good on that. It's a big show on the radio.
(41:39):
Got time, got you. I just need to give y'all
heads up on stuff you need to know about. They're
getting your name in the hat of the Mauseo Gamekeepers
LS tractor that we're giving away. You gotta know about
that the LS tractor link at the Big Show dot com.
(42:00):
Make sure your name in the head there as you're
one hour alert from my wonderful thing giveaway number one
twenty one that Souvenir challenge coin from the United States.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan. Check that at one hour we
give that away.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
And then if you got a kid with the disability
of life trending illness that would like to go on
a hunt absolutely free of charge or a Purple Heart veterans.
You know you're listening yourself. We just talked to Bridget o'donahue.
A bunch of hunts lined up in Alabama, Illinois, Maryland,
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New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas,
and Wisconsin. This's the deer hunts that doing for the
kids with disabilities. With the bear hunts, we got the
kids as well as the Purple Heart veterans in North Carolina,
South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia. If you've never
harvested a bear, that is awesome thing to all some
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hont and would love to get you that. So we're
just looking for kids and vets to go on these hunts.
They are all ready to go with people who care
and show it through their lives. Man, it's unbelievable. You
go to Child's Wish dot Org get all the information there.
There's an eight hundred number, eight hundred five one eight
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eight oh one nine. You just jot that down and
put it on your phone to get a chance. It's
eight hundred. We're abreut that eight hundred five one eighth
eighty nineteen five one, eight, eight oh one nine or
child's wish dot org.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Alright, then,
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
From right now.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's a big sello letting somebody better tammit than me,
tell you than me?
Speaker 4 (00:12):
All right?
Speaker 5 (00:13):
Time might be the Big Show that stiff picking him
up at you.
Speaker 6 (00:17):
Whoa, it's you, Marcel.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
What am I doing well? When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat boy and trying to cure beads of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern points, John boynt Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop no, I won't tell Randy you said, hello.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Gog a doodle doo. Let's get up mad.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
And it is Friday, all right, Friday, October eighteenth.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Every by doing all right this morning? Listen, seize the
day somebody famous sident.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yes by.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
National Excess Scaled Assess Scale is some weird days that
I can't pronounce. Celebrate these scientists and researchers who make
breakthrough discoveries and medicine, material sciences, energy and beyond.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
XO scale XSS scale scale. We're not familiar with it.
Those of you that are, it is your special day.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I have trouble with horror.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
You didn't look up to see how big her eyes
got when you were waiting for somebody to correct you.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, her eyes are up there.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
But it's National Mammography Days. So yeah, that's very important
for women, a lot of women in our life.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
We start with the women.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Because you know, y'all got the breast deals right, so
it's like, uh, you know they get one men can
get Yeah, yeah we have Okay, yeah, we found out
out last time too.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
Usually usually it's on a different exam that those are
that it's found in men. But yes, women need to
self exam and get a mamogram after the age of
forty every year just to catch the just the tiny
bit of cancer that starts out small and then spreads.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
What about our Loving the Tatas deal that we've done
the last few years.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
Very successful soccer match good and raised money again to
help with both.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
For women who can afford correct, correct and of course
some big health systems. Our hometown is Charlotte, North Carolina,
where we.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
Are right right.
Speaker 8 (03:05):
It's at novont and Atrium and they come together on
this and they raise money for both systems so that
they can provide in essence free mammograms for those who
don't have insurance or can't afford it yet.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Those of you that can make it happen, be sure
to do that.
Speaker 9 (03:22):
If you have.
Speaker 8 (03:23):
Insurance, it's usually covered. Good to get it done.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
All right, then, good, well, let's get our three dates
in history out. That'll be very important to our game
of outbursts. We're awake, big shows on a radio. Yeah,
got the big show on the radio. Let's give on
them Happy Herd Prize packs to give away. Happy Herd
makes top quality attractors, minerals and feed for deer, bear
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and hogs. If you're not using Happy Herd, you better
hope your neighbors aren't. Hey, we already put the picture
of those hogs that me and Pine or Slade down
there right at the coast. They're at the mighty Cape
Fear River where they're overtaking some spots and we are
fighting back. So all right, cole Man, so well, click
on the Happy Herd banner draws of me in man.
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All you gotta do is interer code JBB and you
will get ten percent off at checkout. All right, good, well,
let's do our three dates in history. This is where
we're going our three cadgers for you to win. October
the eighteenth, seventeen seventy six, sounds like a very important
year for those who know what's going on. The back
(04:28):
of a bar in New York is decorated with birds
tail feathers. The customer jokingly asked for a glass of
those cocktails, and the tradition was born.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
So let me say this was July.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
So they just had the Constitution, the big deal that
everybody signed on July fourth, seventeen seventy six.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Right, yeah, most people did.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah, Okay, all right, same year. Told you the big year,
all right, going very press for that year at all?
All right, made this way, I told the story. Doesn't
move up to twenty eleven, US Immigration and Customs Enforcement
to release new figures showing in about four hundred thousand
illegal immigrant y'allre putting his own cause you like to
see that vein in my next stickout?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
You like that, don't you.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I just think it's very interesting to watch.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, let's see four hundred thousand illegal immigrants. This was
twenty eleven, the most deportations ever in one year in
the United States history. All right, so we sit in
four hundred.
Speaker 5 (05:32):
Thousands coming in.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Those were going on right, good work.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah, baby, she didn't do that first, she reminded me.
I bet she's no morder. The kamala has actually all right,
good say something, say something? All right, let's see here
one more. Twenty twenty two, the Girls Scouts announce they
(05:57):
received a donation totally eighty four and a half million
dollars from Mackenzie Scott, that is the ex wife of
Jeff Bezos. She said, money she can afford that way
ago for the Girls Scout.
Speaker 6 (06:13):
And she earned it. I mean all the money she
took from him, she earned it.
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
They were running Amazon out of their garage. Oh, so
she was doing and mainly.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Yeah, it's not just like a wife's dingy where you said,
look at my wife's She earned well.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
At some point she turned into your wife.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
But she helped you early on when you are eating baloney.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Of course.
Speaker 6 (06:39):
Yeah, that's okay, I'll send you the cliff.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I deserved that, all right, So there you go.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
And uh, well think, of course, how many Girls Scout
cookies with eighty four and a million dollars? A lot
of boxes? I remember that, all right. Now we're ready
one eight hundred big show. You told free line across America.
I hope she's not up, but I was. That was
terrible to worry.
Speaker 6 (07:03):
I'll send her a cliff.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
She knows you. It's all right. I guess you're right.
All right. We play out Birds next.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Yeah, they're right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Like she's listening.
Speaker 8 (07:43):
No one watches how the sausages made like it's makes
on the radio Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Let's look at our feature track from to Make Sure
Big Box Today. It's the diary of Gary Bausey Beaucy
Haunted House. There's words haunted there in the bed box.
Roddy by Long Tigers.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
You conduct you to win.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The custom Big Show Motorcycle Big Show Bike dot Com.
Speaker 11 (08:10):
Did you have upperst Let's play Upburst. It's the game
that anyone can win. John Boy Billy he gave the
prizes from the big Prize being Let's go. He contested
number one. This should really be a lot of fun win.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're playing uppers, having lurry.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Up and guest.
Speaker 11 (08:35):
Time you have the gust, time you have a big shots.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
That's say h No.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Willis from Chrisview, Florida.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
We shot.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Your morning, Willis, Good morning.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
What's up boy?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Hey Monny? You are right here in the lovers all right.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, Well, let's let's get you through these three categories
and gets you the big prize pack down the crush.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Few you ready to go?
Speaker 12 (09:09):
Yes, sir, give us.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Three popular cocktails ready to go.
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Martini, Bloody Mary, Tom Collins.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Now, well, letu's give us three jobs of ice talking
about those illegal immigrants that we shipped back four hundred thousand,
twenty eleven ice three jobs of ice ready to go.
Speaker 12 (09:34):
To stop the illegal border crossing crimes, to stop the
illegal immigration and exploitations, to leave tomorrow, and to enforce customs.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Yeah, oh, I'm sorry, I got excited to do that
was too.
Speaker 13 (09:49):
Well maybe if they will lasso do those, maybe they
will coming soon.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
All right, weller's for the wind, all right, three girl
Scout cookies ready go.
Speaker 12 (10:12):
Penns Dosie does and my favorite tag alongs.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
And there you are when the time.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
All right, Weller's haven't heard prize package head down the
crest for you for your name and a half of
the Big show Boy. Congratulations, buddy, awesome first time caller,
a long time listener.
Speaker 12 (10:33):
Also, I wis ya.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Jumping out, catching you up on your news. Back to
our worst costumes top ten list, looking back at.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh four other time.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Al Ride,
It's not our work week is earlier. This week I
had our top ten worst selling Halloween costumes of the year.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
You know when's it.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
We went back and looked at twenty fourteen, ten years ago.
Now we're going back another decade from two thousand and four.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
With this top did Liz.
Speaker 14 (11:52):
From the two dollars clearance rack at Big Owl's Costume Barn.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Here they are.
Speaker 14 (11:57):
The top ten worst selling Halloween costumes for two thousand
and four. Number ten, Jehovah's Witness number nine. Ex Crackhead
Selling magazine subscription number eight, currently active Crackhead Selling magazine
of subscription number seven, Swift Boat Veterans for Candy number six,
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Osama Ben Affleck number five, Queer Eye for the guy
that's handing out full size snicker bars number four, Anthony
Quinn Medicine Woman number three, dog Who's head swelled up
from eating a bag of Starbars number two, SpongeBob Lavante,
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and the number one bad costume, Marcy the Vampire Slayers.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Good Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
It's time for the Diary of carry Bucy.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Dear Diary.
Speaker 6 (13:37):
This is Gary Beauty.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
I've been pushing myself hardlyly, Diary. I'm stiff and sore
like it ain't never been before. It's got to the
point now that when I tell people I do my
own son, so I'm actually referring to going to the
toilet by myself. I spent my professional life being good
to everyone else. Now it was time to be good
to me. So I bought a first class ticket to
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tie lamb Old. Gary is taking the Masagi tour. Rub
me left, rubbed me right. My butt cheeks feel a
bit too tight. Stick them thumbs in there, and don't
go light.
Speaker 6 (14:21):
I need a massage to night.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Rubbing up, dub where's a hot tub? The play right
over was a treat, Diary. Little tight gals no bigger
than a minute waiting on me hand and foot. I
gotta tell you, Diary, these darlings ain't got much meat
on them. They gotta wear dresses because they got no
ash to hold their slacks up. Nothing to brag about
(14:46):
a pop neither are they all like this? Old Garrett
needs a thick, strong woman to work out these beaucy kinks.
I was starting to get a bad feeling about this.
Where's your boobies? Where's you bought your twiggy chicks?
Speaker 5 (15:00):
Don't make the cut.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
Nita Gallon's got some beef to give Big Garrison some
true relief. May got to the hotel, nice place, rooms,
got a bedet.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
Shiny honey.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Barely got my grip unpacked, and there's a knock at
the door. Ready for my first massage experience. At least
I thought I was ready. The car stopped in front
of some rude side zoo. What fresh hell was this
supposed to be? But help, I bought the package. I
might as well go with the flow. The first thing
they did was take me out to lay in some
(15:40):
big corral. Before I know it, here come a bunch
of goats. They commenced the climbing on May like a
birch log, bouncing and a hopping with them tiny whos.
Kind of reminded me of the weekend I spent with
a couple of gals who was little people.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yea, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Both experience were relaxing, but for different reasons. Then here
comes this damn elephant, an elephant man. They bring this
big thing over and it raises up its foot, and
I just knew that this was the end. I had
the same feeling when I got hammered and challenged Rosie
(16:16):
o'donald of a wrestling match. But it was actually all right.
She is real gentle the elephant, not Rosy. And the
last massage of the day was a facial. They put
on some of that chingy Chongi music and gave me
some weird tea to drink. Next thing I know, they
got my face covered with snails. I got slimed trunks
(16:39):
and hooves, and slimy snails got me thinking, what the
hell is this a dream or somemarage?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
All I want is the damn massage.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
All the next day was more of the same, wooden millets,
cactus hot rocks. I finally just took to the streets
on my own a big old redheaded gal washing her ox.
I asked her where could I get a good massage,
and she winked at me and took me inside. Now
before I could shuck my duds, she stripped me, naked
(17:09):
her own self like a monkey, peeling a nanner. She
rubbed me long and hard, and it was glorious. Then
the moment I was waiting for she offered me a
happy ending, but in their language it's twenty percent off
the next visit.
Speaker 6 (17:27):
Hey, there's sweet cheeks. I ain't no rookie.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
All I want is that fortune cookie. Don't send me home.
We come too far.
Speaker 15 (17:33):
Nothing worse than a horny gar off off yop.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Well diary. I gotschi ski daddle. I challenged Rosie o'donald
to her best two out of three falls.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Damn, I miss that elephant until next time.
Speaker 6 (17:53):
EXAs and holes, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
No, see.
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I was walking on the street a sunny day.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh, i'mna have.
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To be boy. Proma hap to be boy? Oh we
did good when things are going here?
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We hey, Hey, my little box bot got hit my
car ubble hubbub a hubble, but it's gotten in the
box and put him in a drawer.
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and good when things are going here?
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We hey hey, Oh, forgot all about it for a
month and a half.
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Bubb hubble.
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I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
ubbo because I might.
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Have to be BOYM have be boy. Oh we did
good when things are going here?
Speaker 3 (20:58):
We hey, Yeah, morning, I got the Big Show on
the radio, gonna bang on a drum by Friday song
just a second. First one to tell you about the
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Oh, they are so good and all you gotta do
is take that top off the peanut butter. I'm not
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And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 16 (23:14):
That one sure don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred
and six miles to Chicago. We got a full tank
of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. It's dark and
we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate work. I've
been having a very bad day.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Monday.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Do just's.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 11 (24:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (24:39):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 10 (24:40):
You just have a life, I mean, do you do anything?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
It's like this threepy stuff. What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
We just we just work.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work walk work
work work work work.
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Well.
Speaker 11 (24:53):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you say he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Yeah, we can.
Speaker 16 (24:58):
Sunday the time between work and war work, the time
when you go out looking for happiness and end up
hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 4 (25:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man.
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A party.
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All it is will taste you as cool buzz.
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Rom five.
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Dollar check?
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Paint work?
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What what?
Speaker 11 (26:15):
What? What?
Speaker 8 (26:15):
What?
Speaker 2 (26:16):
Whatatch work?
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Some bird?
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Teakin of peanuts? Let's play John Boy Jeopardy? All right,
damn review yesterday's question. We found out sign designer Ben Burt.
I'm sorry that's a sound designer. Sound designer Ben Burt
created the sounds made by this robotic Hollywood icon by
whistling and making fart noises into an old tape recorder,
then speeding up the recording.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
Is R T D T Yeah, I say, and I
don't know really who else it.
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Could have been.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In six, legendary TV host and
media mogul MERV Griffin estimated he had made over seventy
million dollars in royalties from the theme song to this
still popular TV show. Ah you know hard?
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah what y'all? Guys got me on that one?
Speaker 1 (27:26):
One ain't under Big Show?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
You told free lot across America. We'll get us a winner.
We go do we get one every time we played
John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 6 (27:35):
We'll do it next.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Good Morning, That's away show on the Radio. Today's feature
track When the Big Show, bit Box, The Diary of
Gary Busey, Aucy Haunted House. Search for keywords haunted. I's
trought to you about Lord Tiger's where you're at? Shuldar Win,
The Big Show, Bunks to Motorcycle, The Big Show Black
that guy you worry if I got God straight on
the ball all right, let's blin yeah, five across America.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
It's John Boy. Tell your host he may not be
knocking down the kind of dough MERV. Griffin did, but
he does make a nickel.
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Every time you hear the bird girl raps, he's John Boy.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh Dawn one.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
Bell, let's say, hey the Bill and Thomasville, Georgia Bell,
you are up. Good morning, Good morning, John boy, Right, buddy, morning,
Well what you got? MERV Griffin made over seventy million
in royalties on the theme song to the Still pop
Buler TV show.
Speaker 17 (29:03):
Uh can I change my answer?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
I hadn't heard it yet, so have had it?
Speaker 4 (29:08):
Bill? All right?
Speaker 12 (29:10):
Uh, let's go with Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Let's go with Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Yes, Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I tried to go quick man, I said, hurry up
for Bill googles it.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, that's that.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You did it, buddy.
Speaker 17 (29:28):
I My first thought, John Boyd was Jeopardy, and then
I was thinking TV show that has a theme song.
Then I thought about I thought about Mash but I
was like, Jeopardy's gotta be it.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
You gotta be okay. Well man, well you got it. Bill,
you had my question.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
I just thinking on you.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
You got the Birtee County Peanuts, Buddy, you enjoy guilt
free with your.
Speaker 17 (29:49):
Conscience, didn't I give a shout out? Of course you can, Okay, Well,
I want to give a shout out to my lovely wife, Christy.
I've got three sons, Conley, Ben and Chris. But I
really want give a shout out to my oldest brother Dick.
He listens to your show. He's up in in uh
in Virginia out and love it love it's Bill, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Nice, all right, we got you bored that with.
Speaker 17 (30:12):
You whatever we call each other. His his wife's name
was Bobby, and that we would do the to get
my love to Billy. That's you know, Bobby, and that's
him too.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Nice love and nice. Well that's allesome, Bill, I'm glad
you won. And uh yeah, tell you brother Doug. Huh
case your family love you mean it? Hang on with
Jaggie by him in an hour, Tommy, who knew Bill mccragen.
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Turned around. Listen around out there, we'll find that one
something about going into the news.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
I getting by the right.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Word for what would feel common at least you're using words.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
Was curtain around was what.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Came out of the day.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
I thought you said, I still in view. All right,
good well, let's turn the microphone home.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
His name was John Boy. He was the redneck with
his captain, curly hair and an IQ down to there.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Then he met Billy.
Speaker 5 (31:51):
He is the smart one. They knew together they go far.
They'd be broadcast superstars. And Jack and Randy came on board,
and Jack that whore bow and Tator and that old
geezer who could act.
Speaker 18 (32:04):
Four more on the John Boy and Billy Big Show.
The Hottest butt on your ray Deo. It's the John
Boy and Billy Big Show. Music and funny in rain
and in Sonny on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (32:22):
Plug yourself. I can't get that out of my head.
Oh good morning, not you good morning angel?
Speaker 18 (32:33):
Huh?
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Oh you like that?
Speaker 5 (32:35):
It's the opening number to The John Boy and Billy Show,
the musical. Who's in it?
Speaker 11 (32:41):
Well?
Speaker 5 (32:41):
You want my you want my dreamcast? Well he's a
little young for it, but I've got the late Bert
Lancaster to play Rayford, Beyonce to play Jackie Bert backrack
is Randy Die McClurg to play Tator, Jamie Kennedy Sidekicksto
(33:02):
Stone to play Billy, and of course Johnny wants to
pick who plays him. Well, it's a short list. He
wants Brad Pitt. I know I won't get him, so
I just cast cast Clyde the Orangut Tank from those
clenist Wood movies. Huh oh please, Johnny will never know
the difference. Besides, Clyde smells better and can take direction.
(33:25):
So how's things with you? Didn't you get out of
town this last weekend?
Speaker 11 (33:30):
Uh?
Speaker 18 (33:31):
Huh?
Speaker 11 (33:31):
You had?
Speaker 5 (33:32):
Oh you had a lousy time. Why oh you got
trapped in your hotel room? Well, how on earth? Uh huh?
There were there were only three doors, the bathroom, the closet,
and the other door had a sign on it that
said do not disturb. Oh okay, well how'd you get out? Uh?
(33:56):
The next morning, some foreigner addressed to the maid Jimmy
the lock with a credit card. Uh, fie, my, haven't
we been in trauma? Listen you toddle off? Go on,
how do your nose to your business? Don't forget to
put one of those paper horseshoes on the toydy lid.
Steve's been in there again. And remember where Steven goes?
Speaker 4 (34:18):
No one knows?
Speaker 5 (34:21):
Bye bye, scurry off, tippitoe. Here we go, and she
is gone. Heaven help her. When she gets in a taxi,
the driver leaves the vacant sign on it. Joh By
baby bike shall Fell speaking iby, ask you, oh general paddler,
(34:41):
already for the Halloween party. Yes, yes, they got miss
Can's costume Hillary Clinton, just like you asked. What Oh
you said, A mean old wicked witch. Oopsies, my mistake. Okay, listen,
we'll lose the hat and go a shade lighter on
(35:02):
the green makeup. That problem solved. See you there, my
little soldier. I'll but your two tickets to a chorus line.
They still think it's Hillary tomeboy Billy Big Show filth
speaking him. Help you, oh Marcel, listen, I need your help.
I have to come up with the costumes for the
crew for our annual Halloween party. So put on your
(35:24):
creative beret and give mommy something she can use. No, no, no,
something I can use. Now, you saucy monkey, who's getting
warm in here?
Speaker 6 (35:33):
Let's see huh?
Speaker 5 (35:35):
Well okay, let's start with Rayford. Huh a baby chick.
I don't get it. Oh, cheap, cheap, cheap, I get it.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
Done.
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Next, Tater.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
A hot dog in a harem costume.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh, I get it.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
I dream of Weenie Perfect. Let's see how about Jackie
oh Perfect. I'll give her one of Pillar's old suits
and she can go as Reuben stuttered. Well, let's see
I think that about does it?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Marty?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
Marty is going as May West. Billy is going as
the travelosity roaming gnome that leaves John Boy any brainstorms.
Uh huh, a pirate's hat, an eyepatch, a wooden leg,
and a hospital gown, and he can go as Captain
(36:31):
rehab Perfect. Add a big bag to hold his sidekick,
Captain Morgan. Marcel, you're a genius, answer reward. I'll let
you do my bikini wax. What do you mean ew
if I'm gonna go with the nature boy Rick Flair,
I can't wear tights with a bad case of the tumbleweeds.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
So just bite the bullet?
Speaker 5 (36:53):
And what are the plants which reminds me? I need
to pick up my robe at the cleaners? To be
the man would certainly be different for a change. Ah,
here she comes and fresh and squeaky clean. Or maybe
those jotperds are just too tight, say listen, I was
(37:16):
sorry to hear about your friend Fawn. I know a
skydiving accident. How awful? Well do you do? You know
what happened?
Speaker 18 (37:25):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (37:26):
A brunette jumped out ahead of her. Okay, and she
tried her shoot right and that didn't work, and the
reserve shooting nothing happened. Oh that's terrible. And Fawn saw
all this from the plane. Uh huh and she said, oh,
so you want to race huh and jumped. Well at
least she won, right, Oh me head tell them Minnie Cooper,
(37:50):
carry on straight.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
It's a big show on the radio for you.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Friday, October the eighteenth, Well, get around, got scraps lessac.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Hello friends, you're old pal.
Speaker 15 (38:34):
Burtburn here with another appendix, accelerating edition of John Boy
and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a hair raising experience. As
our story opens, Ricky b Sharp and his wife Lucy
are standing in the middle of a country road in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
Uh, Ricky, is it yep?
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Bender Elvis?
Speaker 2 (38:55):
At two am?
Speaker 5 (38:56):
Poor bunny rabbit, you were driving a little fay.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Steady gotta lead foot guilty as charge?
Speaker 5 (39:03):
Should we say something?
Speaker 2 (39:05):
You want me to eulogize the rabbit?
Speaker 17 (39:08):
Oh?
Speaker 19 (39:08):
It just seems right, Lucy, lest you forget, I am
Dozing's most beloved past food mascot. If it ever got
out that I was praying over road, killing me a
laughing stock. Hey, Ricky, my goldfish died. Would you mind
saying a few words over the toilet cherry pickers?
Speaker 9 (39:28):
So what do we do?
Speaker 5 (39:29):
Do we bury it?
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Hell?
Speaker 5 (39:30):
No, we just need to decide between frying and steward.
Speaker 2 (39:34):
And that's what's up, Doc.
Speaker 8 (39:36):
Wait a second, I want to try something. Okay, let
me check my purse.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
You go digging around the net thing and we're gonna
be here all.
Speaker 8 (39:43):
Night here it is, okay, stand back, I'm gonna spray
it with this.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
Hey, where you.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Spraying on my vittals?
Speaker 15 (39:53):
What the Suddenly the rabbit jumps up, waves it Lucy
and Ricky and hops away.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
Zobie rabbit, zombie rabbit.
Speaker 15 (40:02):
Ricky, he stopped and waved it us again, Lucy, what
the hell is in that camp hairspray?
Speaker 3 (40:08):
It says, restores life, adds permanent waves, and.
Speaker 15 (40:18):
How we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (40:23):
Well you stop waving at tack Bam rabbit. He's cute tune.
In next time when we'll hear the resurrected zombie rabbit say.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 3 (40:34):
This big show on the radio, John Boben and Tandler
Fellers ran to Jackie and you listening?
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (40:41):
How you are listening to toe of the funniest guys
on the radio. And my fraternity brothers at the Raccoon Lodge,
John Boy and Philly on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
Are they funny?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
Are they funny?
Speaker 8 (40:56):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Hello, good on that. It's a big show on the radio.
(41:39):
Got time, got you. I just need to give y'all
heads up on stuff you need to know about. They're
getting your name in the hat of the Mauseo Gamekeepers
LS tractor that we're giving away. You gotta know about
that the LS tractor link at the Big Show dot com.
(42:00):
Make sure your name in the head there as you're
one hour alert from my wonderful thing giveaway number one
twenty one that Souvenir challenge coin from the United States.
Speaker 1 (42:11):
Embassy in Kabul, Afghanistan. Check that at one hour we
give that away.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
And then if you got a kid with the disability
of life trending illness that would like to go on
a hunt absolutely free of charge or a Purple Heart veterans.
You know you're listening yourself. We just talked to Bridget o'donahue.
A bunch of hunts lined up in Alabama, Illinois, Maryland,
(42:38):
New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, South Carolina, Tennessee, Texas,
and Wisconsin. This's the deer hunts that doing for the
kids with disabilities. With the bear hunts, we got the
kids as well as the Purple Heart veterans in North Carolina,
South Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, and West Virginia. If you've never
harvested a bear, that is awesome thing to all some
(43:00):
hont and would love to get you that. So we're
just looking for kids and vets to go on these hunts.
They are all ready to go with people who care
and show it through their lives. Man, it's unbelievable. You
go to Child's Wish dot Org get all the information there.
There's an eight hundred number, eight hundred five one eight
(43:22):
eight oh one nine. You just jot that down and
put it on your phone to get a chance. It's
eight hundred. We're abreut that eight hundred five one eighth
eighty nineteen five one, eight, eight oh one nine or
child's wish dot org.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
Alright, then,
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