November 8, 2024 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, It’s our first Football Friday, so we’ll put Mark Packer on the spot for the College Football scene - and later turn to Tom Sorensen to recap the week in the NFL - and we’ll revel his picks for the games this week.. - We’ll pull out the Happy Boy, Bang on the Drum and other Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a new script entitled, “Dress To Confess”.. - We’ll give away some more of John Boy’s crap.. - and get Marvin Webster’s take on Star Wars…
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Chuck from chickamonga check among chuck dies. It does work.
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I expect and before eleventh tonight, mister, you.
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Hit it.
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I've been having a very bad days, dude.
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Monday, just.
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Man?
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We have a life.
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Three pie stuff?
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Well.
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend Sday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend, things are at their darkest.
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Pal, It's a brave man party.
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All ares and tasty as.
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Cool.
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Buzz.
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Work work what what?
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What?
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What's?
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What's what's work?
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Work?
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Work?
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Studs?
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Yeah?
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Yoo, what's up? Welcome to axe Eich, the place to
go for all the fort one one you need for
Oh yo, what do you call intro personal relationshipsy dig this,
mister Turner. I'm in a real fix, so I'll get
right to the point. My ex girlfriend is a hired assassin.
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I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. She's gone
all over the world as a contract killer for different governments.
Speaker 7 (13:50):
She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
Speaker 13 (13:54):
All of a sudden, old dead Eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Signed KB.
Speaker 7 (14:13):
Dear KB and Billy.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
If I find out this is you screwed me, were
gonna have a problem, dere kb.
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Uh what the hell? I uh, I don't even know
what the okay, let's see.
Speaker 5 (14:34):
Uh.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it is you in a job
where you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or
you gotta breathe some kind of fumes belong pairs of
time because damn you sound insane. But hell, who knows? Man,
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maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard where the stories.
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That is a lie.
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This is the weirdest story.
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Man.
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What's up with you?
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Mad?
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Now?
Speaker 18 (15:11):
Uh?
Speaker 13 (15:12):
This is a teeny bit outside my wheelih house? Brother,
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros, tooty
fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and fetish freaks.
But having your ex sugar breeches be a bona fide.
Jane Bond is one for the books. Now, I've been
with lots of women who was killers. Some killed my
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bank account, some killed my last nerves, some killed a
bottle of boone farm every hour Jackie, But none of
them ever killed.
Speaker 7 (15:41):
Uh you know of people?
Speaker 13 (15:47):
Now, Look, it's one of two things. Either you is
dating a ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with it, I guess I got to try to help.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
Let me preach you on it.
Speaker 13 (16:05):
Now that now, first off, if you want to get
back with your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down
trying to blow her cover. You might want to pick
up a clue. There sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer.
You trying to ride her out to the whole damn world.
You might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain.
You gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're
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a cracker because a brother would have been loved.
Speaker 12 (16:35):
If you.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep back to the fool,
and the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be
on a milk carton you dig. I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantage it. Nobody gonna cut in
line in front of you. Am doing to door sales,
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dude looking to become extinct. You gonna walk up in
the ten items or less line with a car full.
Nobody gonna say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a
lot more. He borrowed his ass is grass get it?
You gots it made. You just gotta watch your step.
You get back with her, You're gonna have to watch
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what she wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat
when she wants to eat, and when she's in the
mood to be with her. Dude, well, you better keep
a bottle of a Niagara with you at all times.
This is one deadly skizer and you damn well better
please her.
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What the hell, kV.
Speaker 13 (17:36):
That's all I got for news. I gotta say, I'm
pretty damn happy not to be in your shoes. This
is one skank you can't kick to the curb. Not
only an assassin, but mentally disturbed. So the choice is hers.
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It ain't up to you.
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It's her way on the highway, no matter what you do.
So if you ever make her mad or cause her
to cry, put your head when your eggs a kiss
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mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly band blood Wiser's ice coat.
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We just falled a butler. This one for them slicked girls,
them pick the girls. They white as hell, styling, profiling
way outside the city. Got camol from bast pro. Gonna
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Say my name?
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You know who I am?
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Call the neighborhood water.
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Wash, call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
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On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check.
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is a crime too hot. I might need some waffle
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give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it
to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
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Saturday night, and we about the fight. Call the neighborhood.
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Who call the neighborhood was woo call her neighborhood wash,
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood.
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Was Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Who.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Call the neighborhood.
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Woo call her neighbor call the neighborhood was who call
the neighborhood?
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Who call the neighborhood?
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You know, Rick, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh right, now, let's do it there, boys and girls,
let's jump into John Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. In
case you missed it, we found out this is the
fastest growing plan on Earth that can ideal circumstances grow
as much as thirty five inches a day. What is
the bamboo the bamboo seal great fishing poles O. If
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you keep it in the ground, it'll grow and keep
taking your bait further out into the water.
Speaker 16 (25:24):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, today's John Boyd Jeopardy, Big job. About forty percent
of Americans who moved to a new address also switch
brands of this daily use product at the same time.
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What is their poop paper?
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That is a guess?
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Said?
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So I did.
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Yeah, Well, so go ahead mark that off the list.
That's not it. It's not one eight hundred. Big show
you told free line. Let's see if you can get it.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy next Good Morning, and it's
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That and now a man who says he's just about
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He's John Boyle. Let's say hated Johnny at a cassette
to Alabama.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, john Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Hell buddy, welcome. All right, my Johnny, you got the
first shot out of this morning. So forty percent around
forty percent of Americans who moved to a new address
for some reason also switched brands of this daily use
product at the same time. What you thinking, Johnny?
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
How about toothpaste?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I was Stator's first guest. Uh, yeah, but you're going
You're going with toothpaste. Let's see suburb there that we
don't know why.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well, I'm glad you want Johnny. You hang on, Jack
could get your prize back down to cassette for you.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
All right, appreciate that a boy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
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you would call all happy boys that brand new script
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on the radio on our football Friday. We've got a
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right right around ten after the eight o'clock hour. Toms
Horns is always in the final hour, and they'll pick
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every NFL game for Sunday and Monday. Last weekend eleven
and three, he continues, they do amazing exclusive NFL Friday
Morning cornerback. All right, college bro, got you covered. We
all happy boys.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says, I have my week. Bubba hubb. Oh,
I'm gonna have to be boys. I'm happy to be boys.
Oh we did good.
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When things are going here, we Hey, my.
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Little box spot got hit back Carubb, but it's gotten
sent up.
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I couldn't put him in the drawer.
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I'm a happy beat boy.
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I'm a happy boy.
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Oh and good.
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When things are going here, we hey hey, oh for good?
All about it for a month.
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And a half, Hubbs, I looked at you in the
drawer and started to last because i'ma have to be boy.
I have beat boy. Oh we did good. When things
are going here, we hey hey.
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Good.
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Friday Morning, Big Show is on the radio. In a playhouse, Lizac.
Speaker 13 (31:19):
Won't Hello friends, your old Burt Burn here with another
gut rumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode Paranoid Pete. As our story opens, Pete Pulaski is
talking with his psychiatrist.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Now, come in, mister Pulaski. What seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Oh, it's bad, Doc, it's really bad.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I can't sleep.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Well, let me write you a prescription.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
It won't work.
Speaker 13 (31:46):
I've tried that. See, every time I get into bed,
I think there's someone under it. So I get under
the bed and I think there's someone on top of it.
All night long. It's the same thing, top under top,
under top, under top under Oh, so you've heard of this.
I hope you can do something. I'm going crazy, loopy
screwy daffy nutso cuckoo.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
I knew you'd understand, mister Pulaski, you're suffering from garden
variety paranoia. You just put yourself in my hands for
two years.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Two years.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
Gee whiz, holy cow, jeez, luise jimminy crickets.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Trust me, mister Pulaski. You come to me three times
a week, and I promise I will cure you.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Well, I don't know how much is this gonna cost me?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
One hundred dollars a visit?
Speaker 13 (32:31):
One hundred smackers a see note ten sawbucks a Benjamin.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, I'll think about it, Okay, I'll see you soon,
mister Pulaski. Six months later, mister Pulaski, I haven't seen
you for six months. I was beginning to think you croaked,
bought the farm, snuffed.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
It, gave up the oxygen habit Exactly, how are you doing?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are you ready to start your treatment.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
At one hundred bucks a visit? No way, A bartender
cured me for ten bucks.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Wait, eat, a bartender cured you. So you're no longer
going from the top of the bed under the bed,
over and over all night, worried that there's someone and
something there?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Oh all better?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
What did this bartender do?
Speaker 7 (33:11):
He told me to cut the legs off my bed.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Son of us.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
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Up, Good job mane. Now we got all the time
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Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We'll
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I don't know what tall is our football Friday kick
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Mark Packer. We'll kick it off right here at this
time on Friday morning. Hey, pack wasn't too new time,
Thanks you buddy.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
Good morning, John Boy. And again we're on the CUSP.
Another great college football weekend.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
And what a week this has been.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
We had the national election on Tuesday, and then on
Tuesday night, the College football Gods, better known as the
College Football Playoff Committee, gave us the law.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
Right.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
I keep telling everybody, don't worry about that ap pole.
The only poll that matters comes out in November, and
we found out on Tuesday night from the Committee. So
number one is the Oregon number TUESDA Ohio state, Number
three is Georgia, and number four is Miami. Now in
the past Johnny, we are only worried about the top
four because we only had four spots this year. Beginning
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there right now, literally as we speak, we'll have the
top twelve teams in the country basically get into.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
The field, right, So that's how it works.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
So this just gave is nothing more than a blueprint
Tuesday night with the top four teams again, the top
four teams, the top four conference champions will get a bye.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
So I do on think this too complicated.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
So really the only thing you worry about with what
came out Tuesday night is who's on the outside looking in?
All right, so you know who the top twelve are
from the committee, but thirteenth is SMU, who's only lost
one game. They're the new boy on the ACC land.
So they're sitting here on a good spot at thirteen
in Texas A and m is at fourteenth. So if
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the tournament started basically today, they would be out.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
But then we don't worry.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
We're not starting today, so we got you know, we
got another four or five weeks to figure all this
stuff out. But those two teams are instill a pretty
good spot assuming that they can win out. Now, as
far as the games, this weekend, Johnny, there's two to
pay attention to, and they're both in the SEC. You
got first of all, Georgia going to Ole Miss. Ole
Miss is outside the top twelve. If they lose this game,
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Lane Kiffin's guys can kiss a college football playoff bid.
Here George is doing a good spot, sitting here at
the number three spot. The other one is down in
Baton Rouge on a Saturday night, Alabama and LSU now
LSU sitting there at the fifteen spot. Bama's at eleven.
This feels like a loser leave town match. Whoever loses
this game, Johnny, in all likelihood, is not going to
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make the college football playoffs. So two giant games this weekend,
ranked on ranks, both in the SEC. Pay attention out.
Tomorrow should be awesome to see how that plays out.
Speaker 8 (39:28):
And one other thing for you.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
I know we got football on the brain, but tonight,
John Boy, North Carolina goes to Kansas in basketball. Yes,
fog Allen Fieldhouse. I think I think it's the coolest
spot for a game in college basketball. Is Lawrence, Kansas,
And here's North Carolina in Kansas. Again, keep in mind,
the men season just started on Monday. So you've got
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a high profile game tonight, an incredible venue. And by
the way, for the record, Roy Williams, who coached at
both will not go to the game. He was last
all week, but whether or not, he's gonna be at
the game. So he said, you know what, I can't
cheer for one team and not the other. Too much
legions on both sides. But if you're a basketball junkie,
the season is upon you. A great game tonight and
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if you love college football, tomorrow will be awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Man, this is an exciting time for college sports. Of course,
Mark with the ACC network there, man, that's awesome. Coast
college basketball kicking up now. We just got the first
the first rankings out, so it's like the top twenty
five of what they put out pack and then the
top twelve that matters.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Yeah, yeah, they put out the top twenty five and
in all likely for for example, team Mike Clempson, who
got upset last weekend by Louisville, they basically put themselves
in no man's land, like they're ranked twenty third this
week with two losses, and you know for them now
to get even into the ACC title game will be
an uphill climb.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
They're gonna need a lot of luck to get there.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
So again, it's kind of an elimination thing now week
by week where you know your team's ranked or not
ranked in.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
What you gotta do.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
The object, obviously is to win your conference championship, because
the top four conference champions are going to have automatic pie.
So we'll see how it plays out, Johnny, like you,
Mike BYU in the top ten, they got to play Utah.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Old Civil where they hate each other. That'll be a
great game.
Speaker 12 (41:16):
And so again it's the best time of the year
for colege football, and every week we will have unbelievable
storylines because you now kind of know where you stand
as far as are you in or are you out?
And if you're on the outside, you could still play
yourself in. But man, you just can't lose anymore.
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Mark Packer appreciates you back. We'll get up with you
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You're making any work.
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Man, have a great weekend and enjoy the football and
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Okay, the soap opera You and Eddie used to get
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We have shots.
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is it Jake from Chugamongo. I don't know. I'm here
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Monday, just.
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Man?
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Three pie stuff?
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The dog holidays? Wi herbs mud. How do you think
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Oh yo, what do you call intro personal relationshipsy dig this,
mister Turner. I'm in a real fix, so I'll get
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I know it sounds crazy, but it's true. She's gone
all over the world as a contract killer for different governments.
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She's even showed me pictures of her trophies.
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All of a sudden, old dead Eye is afraid of me,
and she got a court order so I can't go
near her. The problem is no one believes me, and
I still love her. Help me, mister Turner, You're my
only hope.
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Signed KB.
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Dear KB and Billy.
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If I find out this is you screwed me, were
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Uh what the hell? I uh, I don't even know
what the okay, let's see.
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Uh.
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First off, I got to ask, and I'm sorry if
you gets mad, But it is you in a job
where you're nogging, get banged around a lot of or
you gotta breathe some kind of fumes belong pairs of
time because damn you sound insane. But hell, who knows? Man,
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maybe you is telling the truth. I've heard where the stories.
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That is a lie.
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This is the weirdest story.
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Man.
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What's up with you?
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Mad?
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Now?
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Uh?
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This is a teeny bit outside my wheelih house? Brother,
I'm used to cheating holes in two timing bros, tooty
fruit is and big old booties, party geeks and fetish freaks.
But having your ex sugar breeches be a bona fide.
Jane Bond is one for the books. Now, I've been
with lots of women who was killers. Some killed my
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bank account, some killed my last nerves, some killed a
bottle of boone farm every hour Jackie, But none of
them ever killed.
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Uh you know of people?
Speaker 13 (15:47):
Now, Look, it's one of two things. Either you is
dating a ninja or you is nuttier than a squirrel turn.
But if you really love whether, if you're really in
love with it, I guess I got to try to help.
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Let me preach you on it.
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Now that now, first off, if you want to get
back with your sexecutioner lover, you need to tone down
trying to blow her cover. You might want to pick
up a clue. There sherlock Brahms. She's a stone cold killer.
You trying to ride her out to the whole damn world.
You might just be wearing a bullseye on your brain.
You gotta be cool, fool, stupid cracker. I know you're
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a cracker because a brother would have been loved.
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If you.
Speaker 13 (16:35):
If that was me, I'd be smooching her bumper every
chance I got. But you keep back to the fool,
and the next time anyone sees you, it's gonna be
on a milk carton you dig. I hate to say it,
but in a way I sort of see your side
of it. I mean, having a gun slicker for a
girlfriend could have its advantage it. Nobody gonna cut in
line in front of you. Am doing to door sales,
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dude looking to become extinct. You gonna walk up in
the ten items or less line with a car full.
Nobody gonna say a damn word. Neighbor won't return a
lot more. He borrowed his ass is grass get it?
You gots it made. You just gotta watch your step.
You get back with her, You're gonna have to watch
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what she wants to watch. You're gonna have to eat
when she wants to eat, and when she's in the
mood to be with her. Dude, well, you better keep
a bottle of a Niagara with you at all times.
This is one deadly skizer and you damn well better
please her.
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What the hell, kV.
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That's all I got for news. I gotta say, I'm
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is one skank you can't kick to the curb. Not
only an assassin, but mentally disturbed. So the choice is hers.
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It ain't up to you.
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It's her way on the highway, no matter what you do.
So if you ever make her mad or cause her
to cry, put your head when your eggs a kiss
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He passed away on this date in eighteen eighty seven.
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On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy signed check.
We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, doth, Alabama.
Bring that little waitress, she's a bad man. Jam too hard,
it's designated driver time. Too hard cost drunken driving. There
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is a crime too hot. I might need some waffle
house too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man, lend
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold of dollar.
Y'all give a little holler coss. Trailer park falk gonna
give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give it
to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it to you.
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Saturday night, and we about the fight. Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 20 (24:04):
Who call the neighborhood was woo call her neighborhood wash,
call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (24:27):
Was Hey, Hey, hey, hey, Who.
Speaker 8 (24:36):
Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 20 (24:42):
Woo call her neighbor call the neighborhood was who call
the neighborhood?
Speaker 9 (24:50):
Who call the neighborhood?
Speaker 16 (24:53):
You know, Rick, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh right, now, let's do it there, boys and girls,
let's jump into John Boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. In
case you missed it, we found out this is the
fastest growing plan on Earth that can ideal circumstances grow
as much as thirty five inches a day. What is
the bamboo the bamboo seal great fishing poles O. If
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you keep it in the ground, it'll grow and keep
taking your bait further out into the water.
Speaker 16 (25:24):
Did you know that?
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Okay, today's John Boyd Jeopardy, Big job. About forty percent
of Americans who moved to a new address also switch
brands of this daily use product at the same time.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
What is their poop paper?
Speaker 1 (25:42):
That is a guess?
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Said?
Speaker 13 (25:44):
So I did.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Yeah, Well, so go ahead mark that off the list.
That's not it. It's not one eight hundred. Big show
you told free line. Let's see if you can get it.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy next Good Morning, and it's
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a big show on the radio worlder do you Friday
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Speaker 4 (26:42):
That and now a man who says he's just about
to crack one of life's greatest mysteries. He just ordered
a chicken and a dozen eggs from Amazon, so stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
He's John Boyle. Let's say hated Johnny at a cassette
to Alabama.
Speaker 12 (27:01):
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, john Boy.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
Hell buddy, welcome. All right, my Johnny, you got the
first shot out of this morning. So forty percent around
forty percent of Americans who moved to a new address
for some reason also switched brands of this daily use
product at the same time. What you thinking, Johnny?
Speaker 13 (27:24):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (27:26):
How about toothpaste?
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:27):
I was Stator's first guest. Uh, yeah, but you're going
You're going with toothpaste. Let's see suburb there that we
don't know why.
Speaker 14 (27:51):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well, I'm glad you want Johnny. You hang on, Jack
could get your prize back down to cassette for you.
Speaker 11 (27:58):
All right, appreciate that a boy.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, we're gonna jump out, catch you up on
your news right quick. On the other side to who
you would call all happy boys that brand new script
acting the playhouse. H good morning. It's a big show
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on the radio on our football Friday. We've got a
brand new Friday lineup for the rustling football season. They
got Mark Pager Southern five Football, all things college football
right right around ten after the eight o'clock hour. Toms
Horns is always in the final hour, and they'll pick
(29:13):
every NFL game for Sunday and Monday. Last weekend eleven
and three, he continues, they do amazing exclusive NFL Friday
Morning cornerback. All right, college bro, got you covered. We
all happy boys.
Speaker 11 (29:39):
I was walking on the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says, I have my week. Bubba hubb. Oh,
I'm gonna have to be boys. I'm happy to be boys.
Oh we did good.
Speaker 1 (29:52):
When things are going here, we Hey, my.
Speaker 11 (29:55):
Little box spot got hit back Carubb, but it's gotten
sent up.
Speaker 8 (30:00):
I couldn't put him in the drawer.
Speaker 11 (30:02):
I'm a happy beat boy.
Speaker 14 (30:04):
I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 8 (30:06):
Oh and good.
Speaker 14 (30:07):
When things are going here, we hey hey, oh for good?
All about it for a month.
Speaker 11 (30:27):
And a half, Hubbs, I looked at you in the
drawer and started to last because i'ma have to be boy.
I have beat boy. Oh we did good. When things
are going here, we hey hey.
Speaker 8 (31:12):
Good.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
Friday Morning, Big Show is on the radio. In a playhouse, Lizac.
Speaker 13 (31:19):
Won't Hello friends, your old Burt Burn here with another
gut rumbling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode Paranoid Pete. As our story opens, Pete Pulaski is
talking with his psychiatrist.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Now, come in, mister Pulaski. What seems to be the trouble.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
Oh, it's bad, Doc, it's really bad.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
I can't sleep.
Speaker 5 (31:44):
Well, let me write you a prescription.
Speaker 7 (31:45):
It won't work.
Speaker 13 (31:46):
I've tried that. See, every time I get into bed,
I think there's someone under it. So I get under
the bed and I think there's someone on top of it.
All night long. It's the same thing, top under top,
under top, under top under Oh, so you've heard of this.
I hope you can do something. I'm going crazy, loopy
screwy daffy nutso cuckoo.
Speaker 5 (32:05):
I knew you'd understand, mister Pulaski, you're suffering from garden
variety paranoia. You just put yourself in my hands for
two years.
Speaker 7 (32:14):
Two years.
Speaker 13 (32:15):
Gee whiz, holy cow, jeez, luise jimminy crickets.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Exactly.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
Trust me, mister Pulaski. You come to me three times
a week, and I promise I will cure you.
Speaker 7 (32:26):
Well, I don't know how much is this gonna cost me?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
One hundred dollars a visit?
Speaker 13 (32:31):
One hundred smackers a see note ten sawbucks a Benjamin.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Well, I'll think about it, Okay, I'll see you soon,
mister Pulaski. Six months later, mister Pulaski, I haven't seen
you for six months. I was beginning to think you croaked,
bought the farm, snuffed.
Speaker 13 (32:49):
It, gave up the oxygen habit Exactly, how are you doing?
Speaker 5 (32:53):
Are you ready to start your treatment.
Speaker 13 (32:55):
At one hundred bucks a visit? No way, A bartender
cured me for ten bucks.
Speaker 5 (32:59):
Wait, eat, a bartender cured you. So you're no longer
going from the top of the bed under the bed,
over and over all night, worried that there's someone and
something there?
Speaker 7 (33:09):
Oh all better?
Speaker 5 (33:10):
What did this bartender do?
Speaker 7 (33:11):
He told me to cut the legs off my bed.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Son of us.
Speaker 13 (33:19):
Manhow we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Would you unfasten those clasps, disengage those discs under the
top two bars, Big Gold. Tune in next time when
we'll hear the invisible monster beside Pete's.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
Bed say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Good morning. There's a big show the radio.
Speaker 10 (33:45):
Hell are you lindsay premise hre When I'm on this
side of the pond, I get my daily dose of
culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lads,
John Boy and Billy, right here on the big show.
You know, I hate to break it to you, boys,
but where I come from, your old Yankees?
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Who will? I thought it was Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Good Morning, that's a big show on the radio. I'm
glad you hear's premier of football Friday from now to
the end of the season college football. That'll be the
pac man for the ACC Network And to make O
ees me and I'm in. Tom Sorenson, legend sports beat
writer form of the shot of observant with a big show.
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He picks every NFL game. BET's on him himself. He
had a good weekend. He should be buying boys. He
went eleven and three.
Speaker 6 (35:14):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (35:15):
We done old Pack in minutes. Then we will play
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Speaker 1 (36:14):
That's not a good job. If any always the theme
music you have behind her voice will match that for
some reason, can't help it.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
It throws me off, Big Guy.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
That's why I do it.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Ah, no parking in the red zone.
Speaker 5 (36:36):
Okay, cigarettes chewing.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Up, Good job mane. Now we got all the time
we need. Mike Packer in the Big Show, rolls hod,
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Coming up. We'll
play beating the Blonde for that big old prize. Pack
But right now, let's say who's gonna beat won? And
(37:00):
I don't know what tall is our football Friday kick
off from now on through the rest of the football season,
Mark Packer. We'll kick it off right here at this
time on Friday morning. Hey, pack wasn't too new time,
Thanks you buddy.
Speaker 12 (37:14):
Good morning, John Boy. And again we're on the CUSP.
Another great college football weekend.
Speaker 8 (37:19):
And what a week this has been.
Speaker 12 (37:20):
We had the national election on Tuesday, and then on
Tuesday night, the College football Gods, better known as the
College Football Playoff Committee, gave us the law.
Speaker 14 (37:30):
Right.
Speaker 12 (37:30):
I keep telling everybody, don't worry about that ap pole.
The only poll that matters comes out in November, and
we found out on Tuesday night from the Committee. So
number one is the Oregon number TUESDA Ohio state, Number
three is Georgia, and number four is Miami. Now in
the past Johnny, we are only worried about the top
four because we only had four spots this year. Beginning
(37:52):
there right now, literally as we speak, we'll have the
top twelve teams in the country basically get into.
Speaker 8 (37:57):
The field, right, So that's how it works.
Speaker 12 (37:59):
So this just gave is nothing more than a blueprint
Tuesday night with the top four teams again, the top
four teams, the top four conference champions will get a bye.
Speaker 8 (38:07):
So I do on think this too complicated.
Speaker 12 (38:09):
So really the only thing you worry about with what
came out Tuesday night is who's on the outside looking in?
All right, so you know who the top twelve are
from the committee, but thirteenth is SMU, who's only lost
one game. They're the new boy on the ACC land.
So they're sitting here on a good spot at thirteen
in Texas A and m is at fourteenth. So if
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the tournament started basically today, they would be out.
Speaker 8 (38:33):
But then we don't worry.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
We're not starting today, so we got you know, we
got another four or five weeks to figure all this
stuff out. But those two teams are instill a pretty
good spot assuming that they can win out. Now, as
far as the games, this weekend, Johnny, there's two to
pay attention to, and they're both in the SEC. You
got first of all, Georgia going to Ole Miss. Ole
Miss is outside the top twelve. If they lose this game,
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Lane Kiffin's guys can kiss a college football playoff bid.
Here George is doing a good spot, sitting here at
the number three spot. The other one is down in
Baton Rouge on a Saturday night, Alabama and LSU now
LSU sitting there at the fifteen spot. Bama's at eleven.
This feels like a loser leave town match. Whoever loses
this game, Johnny, in all likelihood, is not going to
(39:18):
make the college football playoffs. So two giant games this weekend,
ranked on ranks, both in the SEC. Pay attention out.
Tomorrow should be awesome to see how that plays out.
Speaker 8 (39:28):
And one other thing for you.
Speaker 12 (39:30):
I know we got football on the brain, but tonight,
John Boy, North Carolina goes to Kansas in basketball. Yes,
fog Allen Fieldhouse. I think I think it's the coolest
spot for a game in college basketball. Is Lawrence, Kansas,
And here's North Carolina in Kansas. Again, keep in mind,
the men season just started on Monday. So you've got
(39:52):
a high profile game tonight, an incredible venue. And by
the way, for the record, Roy Williams, who coached at
both will not go to the game. He was last
all week, but whether or not, he's gonna be at
the game. So he said, you know what, I can't
cheer for one team and not the other. Too much
legions on both sides. But if you're a basketball junkie,
the season is upon you. A great game tonight and
(40:14):
if you love college football, tomorrow will be awesome.
Speaker 1 (40:18):
Man, this is an exciting time for college sports. Of course,
Mark with the ACC network there, man, that's awesome. Coast
college basketball kicking up now. We just got the first
the first rankings out, so it's like the top twenty
five of what they put out pack and then the
top twelve that matters.
Speaker 12 (40:35):
Yeah, yeah, they put out the top twenty five and
in all likely for for example, team Mike Clempson, who
got upset last weekend by Louisville, they basically put themselves
in no man's land, like they're ranked twenty third this
week with two losses, and you know for them now
to get even into the ACC title game will be
an uphill climb.
Speaker 8 (40:54):
They're gonna need a lot of luck to get there.
Speaker 12 (40:56):
So again, it's kind of an elimination thing now week
by week where you know your team's ranked or not
ranked in.
Speaker 8 (41:02):
What you gotta do.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
The object, obviously is to win your conference championship, because
the top four conference champions are going to have automatic pie.
So we'll see how it plays out, Johnny, like you,
Mike BYU in the top ten, they got to play Utah.
Speaker 8 (41:14):
Old Civil where they hate each other. That'll be a
great game.
Speaker 12 (41:16):
And so again it's the best time of the year
for colege football, and every week we will have unbelievable
storylines because you now kind of know where you stand
as far as are you in or are you out?
And if you're on the outside, you could still play
yourself in. But man, you just can't lose anymore.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
But for awesome. He is the purveyor of Southern Fried football.
Speaker 17 (41:36):
The man.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
Mark Packer appreciates you back. We'll get up with you
next week. I love this new time. Thank you very much.
You're making any work.
Speaker 7 (41:44):
You got it.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
Man, have a great weekend and enjoy the football and
the hoops.
Speaker 1 (41:47):
All right, buddy, Well, let's enjoy our game right here
of beating the blonde look at all, Taylor already psyched
up one eight hundred big show you don't free line.
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