February 7, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy opens the day with a Swap Shop segment.. - The Bird Girl Raps.. - The Zach Brown Band gets Chicken Fried.. - We take a deep dive into the Hollywood Walk Of Fame’s most abused sidewalk star - Donald Trump.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a script entitled, “The Dentist”.. - and Tom Sorensen joins us to talk about this Sunday’s big game…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, A lot more big show coming.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Up, John Boy Boe Big Shows. Picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
the radio. We're right in the middle of a new intro.
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up a couple of chairs and get down. Listen. I
gotta go make coffee for the boys so they can
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go on making that audio magic known as John Boy
Boy Big Show. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Of Banada, It is Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right. You come up with what my truck's worth
you brand?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, I'll give you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well you started on it yesterday before we got out there.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, I didn't know all the answers.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I had to keep asking you and you were like.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know, like twenty twelve.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, it's worth four.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You want to know the number, right, Yeah, between twenty
one and twenty five grand on trading.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I know it.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Look, that was an expensive truck to start with.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, why are you saying that tator? Does that
sound like a lot to you? Or or not a lot?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you say twenty five grand or twenty five hundred grand?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You answer my question. Yeah, that's a lot for a
twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's a it's no, it's a high demand vehicle. It's
an F two fifty forward. It's a crew cab, supercrew cab.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh yeah, I didn't want Remember yesterday when I was
talking about selling my Panthers tickets, my permanent seat life. Yeah,
about can we bundle from bundle? Well, I think you
kind of screws though, you do because this is trade
in value. Well, so what is it better to do
(02:29):
to sell? See, but it's a friend that wants to
buy the truck, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So if it if it were a friend of mine
who wanted to buy a car that takes some of
the hassle off of my trade in it, So it
has value to me, So I would let them buy
it from me for the trade value. Either way, I'm
breaking even on you know what the car has. But
my Okay, well, let's go back to another question. What
does the best say, like just just Joe ordinary, like
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not Joe Butler. But it's not it's not Butler because
he couldn't afford that anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This is why you now I can't.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
This is why you need ed low because it's a
no brainer.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
So I know.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's why I don't want to bother him.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Just so.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I mean, like, so you would sell it for more
if you weren't selling it for trade value.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Trade value leaves a price a margin in there for
the dealer.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We got to make money, those wicked car dealers. Yeah,
you were one. I never went there. I got questions.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I got questions.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So okay, some panthers tickets and a four and f
two fifty okay, get bundled together, all right, I like it.
Four hour swapshop. We didn't go here.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
No, let's get our first prize background. Start giving stuff away,
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Man.
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Oh, he's gotta turn pages now. Bless your heart. I
hooked you come here? You need a weekend?
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Well?
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Remember my cut mom?
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I I know, man, you can only take so much.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Oh kay, I know? Thanks? National Feedicini Alfredo Day. I
like that. I ain't a chance I'm gonna beating that day?
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
God?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Why ain't cooking right?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, it's so easy to make.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Know.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The weekend you'll have two whites. National Send a Card
to a Friend Day. Why don't you do that one? Okay?
All right?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
National Wear Red Day. This is yourself and your campaign
to raise awareness about heart disease is the red you
will see people wearing today. Good deal and uh now yeah,
my way, thank you. Yeah, doctor Rebecca, my insurgeon who
fixed me up. Yeah, this is a good deal to
be aware of what's going on in you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Dear John boy, I was serious about cooking for you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No, it's National Periodic Table Day. I want to dissertain
on what that is.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh you don't know, you don't know. You don't because
I can do it like written.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
But all right, thanks for my back, baby. All right, well,
let's uh, let's do it. We're ready to set you
up for our categories, right, yes, sure.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
So I already did the thing.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
All right, good you did? You did the date?
Speaker 10 (06:21):
You know the I was stupid. I know why didn't you?
Because I'm stupid. Okay, this was the national days. Let's see.
I gotta do the categories.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Right. Let's set you up for this prize pact that
I told you about.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Well, do that when we come back.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Okay, yeah, let's do it while we're doing it with
a contestant. Great idea, Tator. You are hot today, baby,
and I'm a little off one eight hundred big shows.
Your toll free line. Now would be the time to
use it to play out, birst. I think we're gonna
drive next good morning. Let's meet John on the radio
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for your Friday February seven future try as mister Rubarb
heading the Super Bowl Sunday. How politics is like football?
All right, it's a fun lesson from Ruby at the
bed boxing right now.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Yeah, ups, let's play upburst.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 9 (07:46):
Jon Boy really gave the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of fun playing outs. Have a hurry up and guest,
time you love the best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
Let's say Hell and Jim wing Old Georgia.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We shot Hell.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Jim.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Good morning, Jim. Hey, it's good to be on the show.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
First.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, oh right, Dad, glad to have you in, Jim,
because we mixing it up this morning. I got up
bed out of bed and there's been going downhill from there.
So uh, I'm gonna give you the categories and then
we're gonna do it right now. Okay, okay, okay, So
so I'm thinking hall it, buddies. Sounds like you're ready
(08:49):
to go, so uh. In eighteen twenty seven, Americans were
introduced to ballet when a French dancer named Mademoiselle Houton
performed at the Bowery Theater and you yor Mini Shock
New York are stomped out of the theater after seeing
the ballet dancers and their skimpy, skin tight outfits. So
(09:13):
what would you say, like, three places you see dancing,
they could be in skin tight outfits. That's entirely up
to you, Jim, So your five seconds starts now. Pelle
TV wedding Bam bam bamon. All right, now we go
to twenty eighteen. Jim the cheddar Man, UK's oldest complete
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skeleton had a DNA analysis and showed he had dark
skin and blue whites. That's creepy, the cheddar Man man.
So what do you think maybe parts of a skeleton
or either some cheeses. Let's go parts of a human skeleton,
three of them.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Jim, ready, go.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Skull over the blaze and you got it, Matarella, throw
it in the cheese. Also, buddy, you've already earned this
bird tea County Peanuts prize pack. So just heading in
to Super Bowl twenty twenty one, Sarah Thomas became the
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first woman to referee a Super Bowl. About that four
years ago. So three things you'll see the Super Bowl
gym ready go uh cheerleaders, referees and players. Yeah, the
jam winter Head on a super Bowl we have Jim
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the Bird Tea County Peanuts are headed down the ringo
for you. But as soon as you get your dressing, Jackie,
we're gonna hook you up. Congratulations man, glad you won.
Thank you very much. Bout them in the hours to
your news. And then a super Bowl weekend down the
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sort of NASCAR season. Who intertwined good morning? That's a
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big shoon the radio. We love our Fridays man.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
We got the big game coming up, this super fier Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
The boys mixing up and what's the same with Bowman
Gray Stadium where Richard Children's got his stars helling hot
dogs in the stands yn't know that? And then it'll
be one way from Sunday. D ain't Tona five hundred
kicks off the seasons were going back to our favorite songs,
suck About Daytona and fun Dan.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
There I was just a hanging around the track singing.
Speaker 11 (12:22):
Ooh wow wow wow wow wow show them.
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My big passing.
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Snuck around the back singing wow wow wallow A Felco
god loud, God loud fail.
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Cook god loud, blending right into the crowd.
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You When I was down in a garaging and oo.
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Bound the top secret and product type from did singing
too wow Wow Wow Wow.
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I climbed in, climbed sit stuff chuff club did said
stuff and I'll find that sucker up.
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Whoa who time stumped on again. Next thing I knew,
I was spinning like a talk through the infield grass.
Speaker 12 (13:19):
I came a smile to the in car camp.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
Singing, who Wow.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Then I heard the voice of Ray Evernham saying you
mixed tubing?
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What a dumb thinking due he was?
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He was peel.
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He was Peel.
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Came out yelling on Biro, whoa loud the pro security gl.
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Yes he did.
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And then he called me another driving tumble Lord, I cass,
I don't.
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Drive as good as rest of your tails, singing Won
Philly and Randy.
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Had them coming through my fall, singing.
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Who cast him burst a few bucks?
Speaker 1 (14:14):
You buck?
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It cost him a few bucks? Gets my driving kind
of sucks?
Speaker 7 (14:28):
Got you go.
Speaker 9 (15:00):
Good.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Friday mornings, the big seo on the radio. Well, a
new year means a new you, as they say, and
here to put that theory to the test is the
artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still working
on you act?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm fine. How are you happy New Year? John Boy?
And yes, I'm still working on my act, you see,
John Boy. In the world of comedy, is this gonna
take long?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
In the world of comedy, my fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick. Carrot Top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a redneck if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Eli Manning isn't really a comedian, tell me about it.
He stinks.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I'm working on something called nietzsch Giggles.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That sounds like a stripper's name, stealing. So I've got
asked for.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
All these different niche markets. You know what I'm saying,
Boat shows and sales meetings, big Parma you mean big Pharma, No,
big Parma, and my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs.
But the one I'm getting ready for is a big
golf banquet. You want to preview? Yes, esco awesome? Do
my intro?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with.
Here's your headliner joke, NERD five, that's one over four.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm that good. So have we got any golfers in
the audience. You think I'm a big golf guy. I
love being on the green. I like big putts and
I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh god, Jackie got it well.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Of course. Interesting thing about golf. No matter how bad
you are, you could always be worse, thank you. But
there's lots of ways to improve your game. Take lessons, practice,
or my favorite cheat I play in the eighties. If
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it gets any warmer than that, I get dehydrated. Se
tater the eighties. If the guy playing against can't remember
if he had a five or six on a hole,
I just put down an eight because he's a damn liar.
This guy knows what I'm talking about. People ask me
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in my handicap. I'm telling him I know how to
add correctly. A golfer is only as good as his clubs.
I learned that a long time ago. Never buy a
putter until you see how far you can throw it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know what they say, If you hit it to
the left, it's a slice. If you hit it to
the right, it's a hook. If you hit it straight,
it's a merror. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
A friend of mine gave me a tip on how
to take five strokes off my game. It's called an eraser. Well,
(18:13):
at least he got it. The last time I played,
I hit two good balls. I stepped on a ring.
Golf is big on TV. I don't know what the
policy is. I called golf's big on TV. You know
why golf announcers whisper. They don't want to wake up
the people watching the game. I was playing with a
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friend last fall. We were getting ready to tee off
on the eleventh hole, and then we saw this funeral
procession going past. My friend took off his hat. He
bowed his head as the hearst passed as I said, boy,
that there is a class move. It's really nice to
see some respect in this world. And he said, well,
I felt I had to. We were married for thirty
five years and.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Not great.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
But also not great.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So you're saying I'm getting better, Listen, I'll be back
next month. I'm doing a show for a newdist camp
with the policy on wider joes, they're not very long,
get it?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
More often than you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I tell you about my new girlfriend. She's a stripper
named Nietzsche.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Giggles if I were saying you're welcome once again.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Damn play a well done later.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
News, weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
The Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
It's not like they're paying me or anything. I can't
even get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
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Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hit.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Jack.
Speaker 1 (20:21):
Listen up, good morning, This will make show on the radio.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Friday, super Bowl Sunday coming up. We having fun jacking
just for you. Check out this cheerleader out of the mountains.
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Oh John boy Man, Everything to be all right?
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Come boy, Billy, you know you are the best col on.
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Now clap your hands, sing.
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Along with us. He rush, We are the rap masters
heard Land singer Keilly Rappers.
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Uh yeah, all right, good luck on the halftime shows. Yeah,
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we talked about Grammy's all week long. What about our
boy Zach Brown? Uh huh kicked off his career more
or less after we ate with him and Carla.
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After that the Big Joe Studio. We got it. Please
have it as one of our Friday songs.
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Here we go.
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New Allyman Chicken Friday Cold beer on a Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right, and the
radio well, lot spreads of 'em. Need the shed over
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Georgia pine and that's home, you know, sweet tea, beecing pine,
homemade whine, where the peaches grow in my house. It's
not much to talk about, but it's film in love
is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
And a little bit of chicken fried go beer on
Friday night.
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A pair of cheese it fits us right, and the radio.
Speaker 15 (23:34):
A lot see the song rides, See the love in
my mama's eyes. Feel the touch of him pressure us child,
you know when mother's love. Well, it's funny how it's
the simple things in life that mean most.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
Not where you live, what you drive over, the price
tag on your clothes.
Speaker 15 (23:57):
There's no dollar sign on a piece some mine decide,
come to know.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
So if you agree, have a drink with me, raising glasses.
Speaker 12 (24:08):
Fall to a little bit of chicken bi go beer
on Friday night.
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A parent of jeans, a fiture us riding, and the radio.
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A lot to see some.
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Seen love in my mama's eyes.
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See the touch of impress us child, you know with
my nurst La fiddle man, Thank God, for my life,
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for the stars and stripes. May freedom forever fly, let
it ring, Salute the ones who die, the ones that
give their lives so we don't have.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
To sacrifice all the things we love lie our chicken fi.
Speaker 12 (25:33):
Don't beer on Friday night, apparent jeans that fiture.
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Us right and the radio, but not to see the
song see loving woman's eyes feed the touch of oppressure
us child.
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You know when mothers.
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Give me the little chicken fried.
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Don't beer on Friday night, Apparent submit just right and radio,
but I see the son ri see love in woman's eyes.
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Spe the judge of a precious child.
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No, woman, there's a.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
You can render like that?
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How man? Ain't that good of AI? I did?
Speaker 15 (27:21):
Well?
Speaker 1 (27:21):
All?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Come on, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Oh we got
a review yesterday's question. First we found out relative to
the size of their bodies, these dogs have the biggest
brain in the world.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
What are chie wah ways, Yes, you're.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Correct, zator, thank you? Drag it out anymore?
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Are you o king.
Speaker 3 (27:46):
About me? Man? Let's see? Yeah? Okay, So today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Out of the here's a lot of words.
Out of the two thousand and seven hundred and ninety
eight stars seen on Hollywood's famous Walk of Fame. The
one honoring this celebrity has been vandalized or destroyed so
many times? How many times? Well, the West Hollywood City
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Council has deemed it a public nuisance and voted unanimously
to have it removed.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Who is John Board?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
That was Myrtle beach. Know, we got a little Walk
of Fame dog.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
They came, did a big presentation, set it out, and
then about eight months later they brought the star back
to us and we're like, why they tore it out.
They're just gonna put something else in its place.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, that probably went into the decision put John, but
don't where we're gonna tear.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It out like it was Pillow Square.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So all right, So well, let's get us a winner.
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Line. We
played John Boyd Jepardy. Next, Good Morning, It's a big
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show on the radio world. It to your Friday. Our
featured track from the Big Show bit Box, mister Rubarb,
how politics is like football? There's a keyword football. Hit
the box at the Big Show dot Com. Right now,
let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's John Boycha and now your host, He says, this
year's Super Bowl really is a lot of like today's politics.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I mean, think about it.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Washington, commander in chief pushing a bunch.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Of bills in the land of the Eagles. Easy, let's say, hey,
the Jonathan of a Lafayette, Georgia. Good morning, Jonathan, good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
How are you age?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Is page body? Glad you in here?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Ja?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I think you got the first shot at it. So
out of the two seven ninety eight stars on Hollywood's
famous Walk of Fame, the one honoring this celebrity has
been vandalized or destroyed so many times. The West Hollywood
City Council is deemed in a public nuisance and voted
unanimously to have it removed.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Who is Donald J? Trump?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Who is the President of the United States? Right now?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
You know you know.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
About that? All right, I'm gonna tell y'all all about
it after the news report. All right, okay, all about
that story. Man and Jonathan, good work. You've got the
price back head down the lot he had for you.
All right, thank you very much, sir.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And on the first time caller.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Had a boy, all right, well you jump out catch
you up on your news a.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Whole deal about Donald Trumps starring a walking fan.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Hold Donald care Trump, Good.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Morning made shows on the rad you with us a
couple of minutes ago, a few minutes ago, John boygevity
if not a good reason to hear the John Boybilly
Late Risers podcast happens every Monday through Friday around around
lunch time after we finished the big show. Anyway, I defer,
I mean I divert. I would go going back. So
John Boyjeffty, Yeah, that's where we're talking about. Donald Trump
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star on the Walker Famement vantalized and destroy so many
times A voted to have it removed. Now that's a shame,
ain't that like that? So anyway, here's here's the story.
So Trump got a star on the Walker Fame in
O seven, but despite popular belief, it wasn't for the Apprentice,
I mean the Apprentice. Uh so it will call to
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the Walger Fames official spokesperson confirmed the honor was actually
for his role as a producer for his missed Universe pageants.
Now did you call her, Randy or is this somebody called?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And they referred me to an email, and so I
sent my request and they replied via email.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Okay, so, and for the start self say it has
had a rough life. Spokesperson had no comment on how
many times has been vandalized or outright destroyed. Evidence speaks
for itself. It has been completely demolished multiple times, sometimes
with pick axes, sometimes with sledge hammers. And when it's
not being smashed to bits, it's been defaced with tar, paint,
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motor oil, blood, acid, fireworks, and even gunshots. Wow wow,
right man. While it's true the West Hollywood City Council
unanimously voted for its removal, the decision isn't theirs to make, okay.
The Wag of Fame is an official historical landmark, which
means the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has a final say.
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Their sense is clear. Once the stars installed, it stays
like it or not. The Wagg of Fame is a
reflection of Hollywood history, warts and all. Yeah, wait to
cover for Trump, warts and all.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's why you know Bill Cosby still has a star
because a lot of people yielded for that.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
And p Diddy has a star. Okay, yeah, you could
name bunch math. His idea is anybody like it with
a pick accident? How about arresting them.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yes, you know right, yeah, the last the last line
on it is what first drew me to this story
because I've seen people, you know, hugging the star and
kissing the star on Instagram photos.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
So before you post that selfie over yourself giving the
star the Blarny Stone treatment, keep in mind it takes
a daily beating, urine, feces, spit, you name it. That
star has seen it. Just like drump in real life
reflects America. Good morning. It makes shows on the radio.
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I'm just wearing a scarf. Alright. Oh, look on God's
GRIBs and itch in the act.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Litsten do it.
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We're quite on a set and action.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Bird here with another
Moeller mangling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Toothache. As our story opens, Mavis Deetwater is
paying a visit to the dentist. Okay, come on in,
missus Teetwater.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
It's deep water.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't care. I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
What do you mean You're a dentist, right, so they
tell me. But looking at your chart, it says you
hear about your toot hatch, you know, being a dentist,
I am not a rectal technician or in medical terminology,
a button doctor. Let me see that start it says toothache,
you idiot?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
So do you still want to do this?
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
My tooth is killing me? Okay, so when did this start?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hasn't even been twenty four hours. You're a real candy ass,
aren't you. Can we please focus on the tooth?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yes, ma'am. Your husband must be miserable.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
What was that?
Speaker 10 (36:20):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Let's have a look. Oh wow, wow, wow, that is gross?
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Is it that bad?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I just found a big piece of roast beef lodge
back here, here's a tip, chew your food. Is that
all it is? Nope, it's obsessed and infected. It's got
to come out. And since you're such a we see,
I assume you'll still want to gas? How much is
all of this gonna cost me?
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Really?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
How about free? Why all you have to do is
scream your head off? Why my waiting room is full
and I have a tea time in thirty minutes? How
we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. If
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you wake up and your top two buttons are undone.
It wasn't me. I'll let you're into it, and then yes,
it was. Tune in next time when we'll hear the
laughing gas delivery guy say.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
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Good day. You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former
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Hit it.
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another line of work.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad name. Sus I do okay,
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I'm just.
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Thinking about the.
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Moday come back.
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Hey man, what are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
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We just have a light.
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I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
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What do you do for fun?
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Oh no, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun.
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Well. I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
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The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
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Pal, it's a brave man.
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I can kick party.
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All is with taste?
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Bud Off five?
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Oh no, I am what today?
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I'm having cat paid.
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I hate work?
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I hate work?
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I hate works.
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Studio alright now' alright, y'all, let's beat the Blonde at
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Good morning, A lot more big show coming.
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Up, John Boy Boe Big Shows. Picky up, Matthew, Oh, Marcel,
you picked an awful time to call. Well, listen to
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You boob, No, no not, you're racing, fat boy. Pull
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go on making that audio magic known as John Boy
Boy Big Show. Carry on straight, people.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Of Banada, It is Friday morning.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
All right. You come up with what my truck's worth
you brand?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, I'll give you fifty dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well you started on it yesterday before we got out there.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, I didn't know all the answers.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
I had to keep asking you and you were like.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I don't know, like twenty twelve.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Yeah, it's worth four.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
You want to know the number, right, Yeah, between twenty
one and twenty five grand on trading.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
I know it.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Look, that was an expensive truck to start with.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, yeah, why are you saying that tator? Does that
sound like a lot to you? Or or not a lot?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Did you say twenty five grand or twenty five hundred grand?
Speaker 3 (01:55):
You answer my question. Yeah, that's a lot for a
twenty twelve.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's a it's no, it's a high demand vehicle. It's
an F two fifty forward. It's a crew cab, supercrew cab.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh yeah, I didn't want Remember yesterday when I was
talking about selling my Panthers tickets, my permanent seat life. Yeah,
about can we bundle from bundle? Well, I think you
kind of screws though, you do because this is trade
in value. Well, so what is it better to do
(02:29):
to sell? See, but it's a friend that wants to
buy the truck, you know.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So if it if it were a friend of mine
who wanted to buy a car that takes some of
the hassle off of my trade in it, So it
has value to me, So I would let them buy
it from me for the trade value. Either way, I'm
breaking even on you know what the car has. But
my Okay, well, let's go back to another question. What
does the best say, like just just Joe ordinary, like
(02:54):
not Joe Butler. But it's not it's not Butler because
he couldn't afford that anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
This is why you now I can't.
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This is why you need ed low because it's a
no brainer.
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So I know.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
That's why I don't want to bother him.
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Just so.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
I mean, like, so you would sell it for more
if you weren't selling it for trade value.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Trade value leaves a price a margin in there for
the dealer.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
We got to make money, those wicked car dealers. Yeah,
you were one. I never went there. I got questions.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
I got questions.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
So okay, some panthers tickets and a four and f
two fifty okay, get bundled together, all right, I like it.
Four hour swapshop. We didn't go here.
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Unbelievable.
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Man.
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Oh, he's gotta turn pages now. Bless your heart. I
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Well?
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Remember my cut mom?
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I I know, man, you can only take so much.
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Oh kay, I know? Thanks? National Feedicini Alfredo Day. I
like that. I ain't a chance I'm gonna beating that day?
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Why not?
Speaker 7 (05:11):
God?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Why ain't cooking right?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Okay, it's so easy to make.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
I don't want to know.
Speaker 7 (05:18):
Know.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
The weekend you'll have two whites. National Send a Card
to a Friend Day. Why don't you do that one? Okay?
All right?
Speaker 7 (05:27):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
National Wear Red Day. This is yourself and your campaign
to raise awareness about heart disease is the red you
will see people wearing today. Good deal and uh now yeah,
my way, thank you. Yeah, doctor Rebecca, my insurgeon who
fixed me up. Yeah, this is a good deal to
be aware of what's going on in you.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Dear John boy, I was serious about cooking for you.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
No, it's National Periodic Table Day. I want to dissertain
on what that is.
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So I already did the thing.
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All right, good you did? You did the date?
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You know the I was stupid. I know why didn't you?
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I gotta do the categories.
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Right. Let's set you up for this prize pact that
I told you about.
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Well, do that when we come back.
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a contestant. Great idea, Tator. You are hot today, baby,
and I'm a little off one eight hundred big shows.
Your toll free line. Now would be the time to
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for your Friday February seven future try as mister Rubarb
heading the Super Bowl Sunday. How politics is like football?
All right, it's a fun lesson from Ruby at the
bed boxing right now.
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It's the game that anyone can win.
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Jon Boy really gave the prizes from the big prize being.
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
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time you love the best time you love a big shots.
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Let's say Hell and Jim wing Old Georgia.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
We shot Hell.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
Jim.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Good morning, Jim. Hey, it's good to be on the show.
Speaker 7 (08:27):
First.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well, oh right, Dad, glad to have you in, Jim,
because we mixing it up this morning. I got up
bed out of bed and there's been going downhill from there.
So uh, I'm gonna give you the categories and then
we're gonna do it right now. Okay, okay, okay, So
so I'm thinking hall it, buddies. Sounds like you're ready
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to go, so uh. In eighteen twenty seven, Americans were
introduced to ballet when a French dancer named Mademoiselle Houton
performed at the Bowery Theater and you yor Mini Shock
New York are stomped out of the theater after seeing
the ballet dancers and their skimpy, skin tight outfits. So
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what would you say, like, three places you see dancing,
they could be in skin tight outfits. That's entirely up
to you, Jim, So your five seconds starts now. Pelle
TV wedding Bam bam bamon. All right, now we go
to twenty eighteen. Jim the cheddar Man, UK's oldest complete
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skeleton had a DNA analysis and showed he had dark
skin and blue whites. That's creepy, the cheddar Man man.
So what do you think maybe parts of a skeleton
or either some cheeses. Let's go parts of a human skeleton,
three of them.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Jim, ready, go.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Skull over the blaze and you got it, Matarella, throw
it in the cheese. Also, buddy, you've already earned this
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to Super Bowl twenty twenty one, Sarah Thomas became the
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first woman to referee a Super Bowl. About that four
years ago. So three things you'll see the Super Bowl
gym ready go uh cheerleaders, referees and players. Yeah, the
jam winter Head on a super Bowl we have Jim
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the Bird Tea County Peanuts are headed down the ringo
for you. But as soon as you get your dressing, Jackie,
we're gonna hook you up. Congratulations man, glad you won.
Thank you very much. Bout them in the hours to
your news. And then a super Bowl weekend down the
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sort of NASCAR season. Who intertwined good morning? That's a
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big shoon the radio. We love our Fridays man.
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We got the big game coming up, this super fier Sunday.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
The boys mixing up and what's the same with Bowman
Gray Stadium where Richard Children's got his stars helling hot
dogs in the stands yn't know that? And then it'll
be one way from Sunday. D ain't Tona five hundred
kicks off the seasons were going back to our favorite songs,
suck About Daytona and fun Dan.
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There I was just a hanging around the track singing.
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My big passing.
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Cook god loud, blending right into the crowd.
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I came a smile to the in car camp.
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Singing, who Wow.
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Then I heard the voice of Ray Evernham saying you
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What a dumb thinking due he was?
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He was peel.
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He was Peel.
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Came out yelling on Biro, whoa loud the pro security gl.
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Drive as good as rest of your tails, singing Won
Philly and Randy.
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Had them coming through my fall, singing.
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Who cast him burst a few bucks?
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You buck?
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It cost him a few bucks? Gets my driving kind
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Got you go.
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Good.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Friday mornings, the big seo on the radio. Well, a
new year means a new you, as they say, and
here to put that theory to the test is the
artist formerly known as Astro Nerd. So you're still working
on you act?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I'm fine. How are you happy New Year? John Boy?
And yes, I'm still working on my act, you see,
John Boy. In the world of comedy, is this gonna
take long?
Speaker 3 (15:30):
Maybe?
Speaker 2 (15:30):
In the world of comedy, my fellow comedians and I
are always refining and perfecting our craft, searching for that
one perfect stick. Carrot Top is a prop comic. Jeff
Foxworthy does that whole You might be a redneck if
stuff Eli Manning does the sports stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
Eli Manning isn't really a comedian, tell me about it.
He stinks.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
But I'm working on something called nietzsch Giggles.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
That sounds like a stripper's name, stealing. So I've got
asked for.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
All these different niche markets. You know what I'm saying,
Boat shows and sales meetings, big Parma you mean big Pharma, No,
big Parma, and my Italians throw a lot of shindy eggs.
But the one I'm getting ready for is a big
golf banquet. You want to preview? Yes, esco awesome? Do
my intro?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's get this over with.
Here's your headliner joke, NERD five, that's one over four.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
I'm that good. So have we got any golfers in
the audience. You think I'm a big golf guy. I
love being on the green. I like big putts and
I cannot lie.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Oh god, Jackie got it well.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Of course. Interesting thing about golf. No matter how bad
you are, you could always be worse, thank you. But
there's lots of ways to improve your game. Take lessons, practice,
or my favorite cheat I play in the eighties. If
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it gets any warmer than that, I get dehydrated. Se
tater the eighties. If the guy playing against can't remember
if he had a five or six on a hole,
I just put down an eight because he's a damn liar.
This guy knows what I'm talking about. People ask me
(17:34):
in my handicap. I'm telling him I know how to
add correctly. A golfer is only as good as his clubs.
I learned that a long time ago. Never buy a
putter until you see how far you can throw it.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
You know what they say, If you hit it to
the left, it's a slice. If you hit it to
the right, it's a hook. If you hit it straight,
it's a merror. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
A friend of mine gave me a tip on how
to take five strokes off my game. It's called an eraser. Well,
(18:13):
at least he got it. The last time I played,
I hit two good balls. I stepped on a ring.
Golf is big on TV. I don't know what the
policy is. I called golf's big on TV. You know
why golf announcers whisper. They don't want to wake up
the people watching the game. I was playing with a
(18:36):
friend last fall. We were getting ready to tee off
on the eleventh hole, and then we saw this funeral
procession going past. My friend took off his hat. He
bowed his head as the hearst passed as I said, boy,
that there is a class move. It's really nice to
see some respect in this world. And he said, well,
I felt I had to. We were married for thirty
five years and.
Speaker 7 (18:58):
Not great.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
But also not great.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
So you're saying I'm getting better, Listen, I'll be back
next month. I'm doing a show for a newdist camp
with the policy on wider joes, they're not very long,
get it?
Speaker 3 (19:15):
More often than you.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
I tell you about my new girlfriend. She's a stripper
named Nietzsche.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Giggles if I were saying you're welcome once again.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Damn play a well done later.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Good morning, you got the big show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your.
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News, weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know mister personality from.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
The Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this.
It's not like they're paying me or anything. I can't
even get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve wracking they are. I don't even complain when they
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
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Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hit.
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Jack.
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Listen up, good morning, This will make show on the radio.
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Friday, super Bowl Sunday coming up. We having fun jacking
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Oh John boy Man, Everything to be all right?
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Come boy, Billy, you know you are the best col on.
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Now clap your hands, sing.
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Along with us. He rush, We are the rap masters
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That's Headley.
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Uh yeah, all right, good luck on the halftime shows. Yeah,
good morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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hang on, play for it in minutes. First Friday Morning song,
we talked about Grammy's all week long. What about our
boy Zach Brown? Uh huh kicked off his career more
or less after we ate with him and Carla.
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Cook, It's into Zoom.
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After that the Big Joe Studio. We got it. Please
have it as one of our Friday songs.
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Here we go.
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New Allyman Chicken Friday Cold beer on a Friday night,
A pair of jeans that fit just right, and the
radio well, lot spreads of 'em. Need the shed over
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Georgia pine and that's home, you know, sweet tea, beecing pine,
homemade whine, where the peaches grow in my house. It's
not much to talk about, but it's film in love
is grown in southern ground.
Speaker 5 (23:23):
And a little bit of chicken fried go beer on
Friday night.
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A pair of cheese it fits us right, and the radio.
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A lot see the song rides, See the love in
my mama's eyes. Feel the touch of him pressure us child,
you know when mother's love. Well, it's funny how it's
the simple things in life that mean most.
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Not where you live, what you drive over, the price
tag on your clothes.
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There's no dollar sign on a piece some mine decide,
come to know.
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So if you agree, have a drink with me, raising glasses.
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Fall to a little bit of chicken bi go beer
on Friday night.
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A parent of jeans, a fiture us riding, and the radio.
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A lot to see some.
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Seen love in my mama's eyes.
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See the touch of impress us child, you know with
my nurst La fiddle man, Thank God, for my life,
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for the stars and stripes. May freedom forever fly, let
it ring, Salute the ones who die, the ones that
give their lives so we don't have.
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To sacrifice all the things we love lie our chicken fi.
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Don't beer on Friday night, apparent jeans that fiture.
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Us right and the radio, but not to see the
song see loving woman's eyes feed the touch of oppressure
us child.
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You know when mothers.
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Give me the little chicken fried.
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Don't beer on Friday night, Apparent submit just right and radio,
but I see the son ri see love in woman's eyes.
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Spe the judge of a precious child.
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No, woman, there's a.
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You can render like that?
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How man? Ain't that good of AI? I did?
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All?
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Come on, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Oh we got
a review yesterday's question. First we found out relative to
the size of their bodies, these dogs have the biggest
brain in the world.
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What are chie wah ways, Yes, you're.
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Correct, zator, thank you? Drag it out anymore?
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Are you o king.
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About me? Man? Let's see? Yeah? Okay, So today's John
Boy Jeopardy. Out of the here's a lot of words.
Out of the two thousand and seven hundred and ninety
eight stars seen on Hollywood's famous Walk of Fame. The
one honoring this celebrity has been vandalized or destroyed so
many times? How many times? Well, the West Hollywood City
(28:08):
Council has deemed it a public nuisance and voted unanimously
to have it removed.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Who is John Board?
Speaker 3 (28:18):
That was Myrtle beach. Know, we got a little Walk
of Fame dog.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
They came, did a big presentation, set it out, and
then about eight months later they brought the star back
to us and we're like, why they tore it out.
They're just gonna put something else in its place.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Okay, that probably went into the decision put John, but
don't where we're gonna tear.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
It out like it was Pillow Square.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
So all right, So well, let's get us a winner.
One eight hundred Big Show you told free Line. We
played John Boyd Jepardy. Next, Good Morning, It's a big
(29:23):
show on the radio world. It to your Friday. Our
featured track from the Big Show bit Box, mister Rubarb,
how politics is like football? There's a keyword football. Hit
the box at the Big Show dot Com. Right now,
let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
It's John Boycha and now your host, He says, this
year's Super Bowl really is a lot of like today's politics.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
I mean, think about it.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Washington, commander in chief pushing a bunch.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Of bills in the land of the Eagles. Easy, let's say, hey,
the Jonathan of a Lafayette, Georgia. Good morning, Jonathan, good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
How are you age?
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Is page body? Glad you in here?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Ja?
Speaker 3 (30:12):
I think you got the first shot at it. So
out of the two seven ninety eight stars on Hollywood's
famous Walk of Fame, the one honoring this celebrity has
been vandalized or destroyed so many times. The West Hollywood
City Council is deemed in a public nuisance and voted
unanimously to have it removed.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Who is Donald J? Trump?
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Who is the President of the United States? Right now?
Speaker 13 (30:42):
You know you know.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
About that? All right, I'm gonna tell y'all all about
it after the news report. All right, okay, all about
that story. Man and Jonathan, good work. You've got the
price back head down the lot he had for you.
All right, thank you very much, sir.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
And on the first time caller.
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Had a boy, all right, well you jump out catch
you up on your news a.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Whole deal about Donald Trumps starring a walking fan.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
Hold Donald care Trump, Good.
Speaker 3 (31:58):
Morning made shows on the rad you with us a
couple of minutes ago, a few minutes ago, John boygevity
if not a good reason to hear the John Boybilly
Late Risers podcast happens every Monday through Friday around around
lunch time after we finished the big show. Anyway, I defer,
I mean I divert. I would go going back. So
John Boyjeffty, Yeah, that's where we're talking about. Donald Trump
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star on the Walker Famement vantalized and destroy so many
times A voted to have it removed. Now that's a shame,
ain't that like that? So anyway, here's here's the story.
So Trump got a star on the Walker Fame in
O seven, but despite popular belief, it wasn't for the Apprentice,
I mean the Apprentice. Uh so it will call to
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the Walger Fames official spokesperson confirmed the honor was actually
for his role as a producer for his missed Universe pageants.
Now did you call her, Randy or is this somebody called?
Speaker 4 (32:52):
And they referred me to an email, and so I
sent my request and they replied via email.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Okay, so, and for the start self say it has
had a rough life. Spokesperson had no comment on how
many times has been vandalized or outright destroyed. Evidence speaks
for itself. It has been completely demolished multiple times, sometimes
with pick axes, sometimes with sledge hammers. And when it's
not being smashed to bits, it's been defaced with tar, paint,
(33:20):
motor oil, blood, acid, fireworks, and even gunshots. Wow wow,
right man. While it's true the West Hollywood City Council
unanimously voted for its removal, the decision isn't theirs to make, okay.
The Wag of Fame is an official historical landmark, which
means the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce has a final say.
(33:41):
Their sense is clear. Once the stars installed, it stays
like it or not. The Wagg of Fame is a
reflection of Hollywood history, warts and all. Yeah, wait to
cover for Trump, warts and all.
Speaker 4 (33:53):
That's why you know Bill Cosby still has a star
because a lot of people yielded for that.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
And p Diddy has a star. Okay, yeah, you could
name bunch math. His idea is anybody like it with
a pick accident? How about arresting them.
Speaker 4 (34:05):
Yes, you know right, yeah, the last the last line
on it is what first drew me to this story
because I've seen people, you know, hugging the star and
kissing the star on Instagram photos.
Speaker 3 (34:18):
So before you post that selfie over yourself giving the
star the Blarny Stone treatment, keep in mind it takes
a daily beating, urine, feces, spit, you name it. That
star has seen it. Just like drump in real life
reflects America. Good morning. It makes shows on the radio.
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I'm just wearing a scarf. Alright. Oh, look on God's
GRIBs and itch in the act.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
Litsten do it.
Speaker 5 (35:17):
We're quite on a set and action.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
Hello friends, your old pal Burnt Bird here with another
Moeller mangling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode The Toothache. As our story opens, Mavis Deetwater is
paying a visit to the dentist. Okay, come on in,
missus Teetwater.
Speaker 5 (35:40):
It's deep water.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
I don't care. I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place.
What do you mean You're a dentist, right, so they
tell me. But looking at your chart, it says you
hear about your toot hatch, you know, being a dentist,
I am not a rectal technician or in medical terminology,
a button doctor. Let me see that start it says toothache,
you idiot?
Speaker 3 (36:01):
How about that?
Speaker 2 (36:02):
So do you still want to do this?
Speaker 7 (36:03):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
My tooth is killing me? Okay, so when did this start?
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Hasn't even been twenty four hours. You're a real candy ass,
aren't you. Can we please focus on the tooth?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Yes, ma'am. Your husband must be miserable.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
What was that?
Speaker 10 (36:20):
I mean?
Speaker 2 (36:20):
Let's have a look. Oh wow, wow, wow, that is gross?
Speaker 13 (36:27):
Is it that bad?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
I just found a big piece of roast beef lodge
back here, here's a tip, chew your food. Is that
all it is? Nope, it's obsessed and infected. It's got
to come out. And since you're such a we see,
I assume you'll still want to gas? How much is
all of this gonna cost me?
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Really?
Speaker 2 (36:44):
How about free? Why all you have to do is
scream your head off? Why my waiting room is full
and I have a tea time in thirty minutes? How
we hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. If
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you wake up and your top two buttons are undone.
It wasn't me. I'll let you're into it, and then yes,
it was. Tune in next time when we'll hear the
laughing gas delivery guy say.
Speaker 13 (37:14):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. It's a
big show on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning.
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Good day. You're old pal Stevie, No, not the former
idiot intern, the crocodile Stalker. And you're listening to my
two favorite bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on
the big show. I'll tell you it's nice to be
high and dry and safe and sound in this knack
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got a big show on the radio coming up. We
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the super Bowl weekend. You kidding me?
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Hit it.
Speaker 13 (39:44):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
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That's when sure, don't fix your pistol.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it. I hate work, I hate work.
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I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad name. Sus I do okay,
I don't need that.
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I'm just.
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Thinking about the.
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Moday come back.
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Cool? She's got me back.
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Yeah, work work, work, work.
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Work, work work work.
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Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 15 (41:13):
Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 3 (41:15):
We just have a light.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
I mean, do you do anything with like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (41:20):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (41:22):
We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun.
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Right, work work work work work work works work.
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Well. I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend, but things are at their darkest.
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Pal, it's a brave man.
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I can kick party.
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I hate work, I hate work.
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All is with taste?
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You is.
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Cool?
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Bud Off five?
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Oh no, I am what today?
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I hate work?
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I hate work?
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I hate works.
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