April 4, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday songs.. - Plus another brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “The Funeral”.. - John Boy unloads - I mean generously gives away some more of his Wonderful Things.. - We’ll find out how Sports Guru Tom Sorensen is making out with his Final Four bracket - and officially start the countdown to the NFL Draft.. - Married Man is back by request and Hoyt and Delbert have a plan for cashing in on the NCAA Tournament…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You more than everybody the big shows on the radio.
Still a lot more coming at you.
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Hey, hey listener, my name is man Foy. I ain't
a motivational speaker. I am thirty five years old.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
I am right divorced, and every morning I listen to
Young Boy and Billy on the Big show. When I
wake up in a vein river, go on and laugh
and leave the radio. Work can do to noon?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Coming out of we mate into another Friday? All four
four twenty twenty five? Are they quoted the four oh many?
My wife's birthday today? Hey Jackie? What did I get her?
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Days?
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last job school library.
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Man.
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is Have you ever gone back to your high school?
Like lately? Everything's like small? Oh my gosh, you remember
things as big as they could be?
Speaker 6 (01:58):
The hallways?
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Do you go back there? Crazy? Crazy? Let's see chicken
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Oh yeah, the weather's nice.
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Going through there. All right, we all figured out out.
We got three dates in history and we'll get the
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Mood for something.
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three dates in history do to get you ready to win.
You know what to do with it. Nineteen eighty eight,
Prudential Insurance lost eleven million in loan repayments cause the
type has left off three zeros from the end of
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a million dollar figure.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Did I need that.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
How about that still a date in history from eighty eight.
That's somebody messing up.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I was, you know, the assistant to Cookie, the bookie.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
For a while.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
We looked for money a lot.
Speaker 8 (03:48):
Yeah, pretty sure at the time you were working with Cookie.
Is the you remember the time Marty got a paycheck
for over a million?
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Come on, I tend to have an inversion.
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And his dumb ass told everybody turned it back into him.
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What right? Like we wanted to notice.
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Coming.
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He could have been in Canada, you know, Oh, my
crazy I didn't happen. Did we talk about that on there?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yeah, go to pull out us. Probably in the book box. Okay. Anyway,
so let's go up to O two. A sixteen year
old bank robber in Rochester, New York has such poor
handwriting the tailor couldn't read her note. By the time
the team was handled a bag of money, it was
closing time and other employees were locking the doors. The
robber wound up trapped in the foyer with a cash,
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where police arrested her. Oh god, it is that it
at three zeros. Finally, on this date in twenty twenty four,
a rare nineteen thirty eight copy of the comic book
The First in to Do Superman sold for a record
six million dollars at auction. I had all them old
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Superman comics. Well we're the dime. You told me they
wasn't anyway.
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Well they weren't because they were you know, late two
thousand or early two thousand miles.
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That was probably my early wonderful things that we're going
through my Superman comics.
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You know, you could tell they weren't worth anything that
they said on the cover. Collectible, anything that says it's collectible.
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Yeah?
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Alan Swan twenty minutes. Oh right, good morning, it's a
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makes on the radio. We are hemmy mores good Friday
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morning big shows on the radio. Over the years, we've
been lucky enough to have thousands of celebrities join us
on a big show, but only one is chosen to
appear exclusively. It's always an honor when he visits. Please
welcome legend of the Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Do what you like von Hammershmock. I spent blood at
fortune and failty just to track you down. Of course
I knew that i'd be captured. Of course I knew
that you'd kill me, and of course I know that
you'd take your dear sweet time to do it. I
see that you're enjoying that wine a gift. I know
(10:10):
I sent it, and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
allow you to be suspicious. So if you want the
antidote to the poison in that wine, only I can
provide it. Then we can settle this like men. Or
you can wait and see if I'm lying. I've got time,
(10:31):
do you.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And see? Man, I got goose bumps.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor, fetch my carnigan.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, no, I'm in your acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
That was, of course. From the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tisket a tasket the fura in a casket.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was there ever a row you really wanted that you
didn't get, dear boy.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
In love and life, there are always the ones that
got away. For me, it was one of the leads
in the nineteen seventy six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Well, I had almost sealed the deal when looking at
the set, I said, if the natives are so intent
on keeping the giant ape at bay, why on earth
did they put a door in the wall just his size.
That's a great question, one of many. Why aren't there
any giant bananas? If he could break through the wall
all this time, why didn't he? And of course, why
(11:31):
don't we see any giant Kong poop?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Just imagine, if you will, the missed opportunity for some
much needed comic relief. There they are running for their
lives from a seventy five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he
gains on you, you round a huge boulder and plunge
headlong into a colossal Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, And then Kong
slips in it, and it's a whole scene.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Kill the Benny Hill music. You're well, I don't know
if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready for them.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Were they ready for blazing saddles.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good point. Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Well, they accused me of being a method actor, that
I asked too many questions, I was going to delay production,
none of which of course was true.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Was a paycheck, Well we never got that far.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lane.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
True, but the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I've no desire to spend an evening of
passion with a blonde catches met. At some point, you
just have to take the l As the youth said.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So what are you in town for today?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Well, I'm meeting an executive from Warner Brothers at the
airport a new role. No, I'm pitching the sequel to
King Kong, where Kong survives the fall, is rehabilitated and
is taught table tennis. He's so good he's on the
Olympic team and goes to China, but they're caught giving
him performance enhancing viagra and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing
(13:09):
an international incident. It's called King Kong goes to Hong
Kong to play ping pong and flashes his ding dong.
Is someone at the door? Oh my, it appears your
next guest is here. I am to a jewel.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
I'm not an active damn you Hi, my movie sta.
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Still another priss bag for you. Less than thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody
better tammit than me? Tell you than me all right?
Time might be the picture that stuff picking him up.
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Hit it I.
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This when sure, don't fix your pistol.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work, I hate work, I hate one. I've
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I hit due.
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Today.
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She's doing.
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Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
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Man, what are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
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We have a light.
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I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
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What do you do for fun?
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Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:42):
No, we don't have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Well.
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I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
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Sunday the time between work and more work, the time when.
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You go out looking for happiness and in the punch
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The weekend, things are at their darkest.
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Pal it's a brave man.
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A party all here is will taste you as.
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Bus drop five?
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but this once for them slick girls, them hicks girls.
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Calling trailer park manager Hod.
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you Saturday night, and we about to fight.
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Hello friends, your old pal Burt Fern here with another
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episode the Funeral. As our story opens, two old friends
meet at a funeral.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Wasn't that a lovely funeral?
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Hey, hello, Megan, what's been a long time?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Well?
Speaker 7 (28:50):
It sure has Tom.
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Uh, it's a it's father Tom, Now father Tom?
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Well does this mean he finally stop selling pop to
the college.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
Kids out just on the weekends. Now, church doesn't pay
much and I need to make ends, So what have
you been up to?
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Well, I'm a mortician. In fact, I took care of Denise.
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Really. Wow, she looks great.
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You do nice work. I almost didn't recognize her without
all her usual trashy makeup.
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Yeah, it was really on there.
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How'd you get it off a pressure washer?
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Hey, it's not like she's going to feel it, right,
I mean, so.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
What was her story?
Speaker 6 (29:24):
I mean I kind of lost track of her after
high school.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Not a happy tale. Unfortunately. She was married seven or
eight times, had a total of twenty three kids.
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These three kids, geez, get a new hobby, right.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And in between that, she was pretty much jumping from
hookup to hookup.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Wow, just like in high school. She sure did love
the boys.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Not just the boys, no way.
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Really, well, how did you know that?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh yeah, we.
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Were in college. It was a little fair. It was
a whole thing.
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I don't need to know anymore.
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It's kind of hot though.
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You know.
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Her last husband was Deke Milford, your best friend from
senior year, right?
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Wow?
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Whatever happen to him?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Died from some rare venereal disease.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
She had to clap so much.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Her nickname was Applause.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Niece was a walking movie of the week, wasn't she
You said it?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Well, at least they're together at last.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Which husband are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Not talking about her husband, I'm talking about her legs.
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Sports Bob I Bogga morning.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Bob, Hey, John Boy, good to hear from you and Billy.
And I'll tell you what, Not only do we have
something for the Auburn fans, but I know you got
some Gator fans that listen to your show along with
you know, syndicated network, And we have something for both
rules And you know they're doing something I think special
out in San Antonio this weekend. I heard about that
(33:50):
up yeah, and that the Big Tournament's going to be
out there. They're down the final four teams and we've
got something really really cool. These are basketballs that salute
each of the schools. One will be for the Florida
Gators and the other one will be for the Auburn Tigers.
Their full size they're limited edition. Only five thousand will
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be made of each school and you'll get all kind
of cool things embossed on various panels of the basketballs. Now,
these are full size basketballs. I got a chance to
see a prototype. They are gorgeous looking. Everything is in
boss so it'll keep it pristine looking for years to come.
We're calling it a season to Remember on a part
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of the logo there for both schools. I mean, Auburn
comes into the tournament this weekend and they have a
record of I think thirty two and five, and then
you go ahead and you look at Florida and they've
got a record of thirty two and four. So that
matchup is going to be magical and people want to
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remember how they got there. I know Florida fans remember
the back to back titles they won in two thousand
and six and and seven. Auburn's never won the national championship,
so there are only two wins away from getting it done.
You'll get on one of the panels of the ball,
whether it's Auburn or Florida, you'll get a replay of
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every game played by the Tigers or the Gators. They'll
have all the opponents, the dates, and scores. You'll be
able to remember how they got out to the last
four teams remaining and whoever wins, whether it's Auburn or Florida,
and if they go on to win the national championship.
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Will also put national champions on this basketball, so when
you order these, you'll get the final version of it,
and you'll have logos on there, whether they be the
Auburn logo or the Florida logo. You'll have those that
really stand out. Like I mentioned, one of the panels
list all the scores of every game played by these
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respective teams. So Gator fans, Tiger fans, listen up. Here's
how you can go go ahead and order these. These
will sell out. There are one hundred and forty nine
dollars and ninety five cents each. Only five thousand of
each basketball will ever be produced. The toll free number
to call is one eight hundred three four five two
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eight six eight. That's one eight hundred three four five
twenty eight sixty eight or just god. The website nicosports
dot com, it's spelled nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com.
When you go there, you can also download a special
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gift certificate with a picture of the basketball and then
keep it and you know that this will be sent
to that person in about six to eight weeks, so
you can use for a Mother's Day gift idea, certainly
for dad. All your fans you want to do something
nice for Dad this year, get them one of those basketballs.
And again they're only one four limited, so don't delay.
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These will sell out very very quickly. They do every year,
and go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Jump on it. Before the final Flourida Saturday, Auburn will
play Florida. Somebody's gonna hit the championship game. Bob. There's
a chance for a national champion in the SAC. You know,
I was excited about that.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
So we got to tell you what in my pool
this year I picked. I had two pools. I had
Florida winning the national title in one and Auburn winning
the national title in the other.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
So I can't lose, you are said, I got Florida
and my only pool. So we'll see what happens with that, Bob,
And we got to set up at the Big Show
dot Com. All our listeners can go right there and
click on the Niko Sports banner. All right, body, let's
see what happens. We'll catch up in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
We'll do it. You take care of all.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Right, Bob, Thank you, buddy, Joe. Click on the Niko
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Going through there. All right, we all figured out out.
We got three dates in history and we'll get the
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three dates in history do to get you ready to win.
You know what to do with it. Nineteen eighty eight,
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type has left off three zeros from the end of
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a million dollar figure.
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Did I need that.
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How about that still a date in history from eighty eight.
That's somebody messing up.
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I was, you know, the assistant to Cookie, the bookie.
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For a while.
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We looked for money a lot.
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Yeah, pretty sure at the time you were working with Cookie.
Is the you remember the time Marty got a paycheck
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What right? Like we wanted to notice.
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He could have been in Canada, you know, Oh, my
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Yeah?
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Yeah, go to pull out us. Probably in the book box. Okay. Anyway,
so let's go up to O two. A sixteen year
old bank robber in Rochester, New York has such poor
handwriting the tailor couldn't read her note. By the time
the team was handled a bag of money, it was
closing time and other employees were locking the doors. The
robber wound up trapped in the foyer with a cash,
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where police arrested her. Oh god, it is that it
at three zeros. Finally, on this date in twenty twenty four,
a rare nineteen thirty eight copy of the comic book
The First in to Do Superman sold for a record
six million dollars at auction. I had all them old
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That was probably my early wonderful things that we're going
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they said on the cover. Collectible, anything that says it's collectible.
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Alan Swan twenty minutes. Oh right, good morning, it's a
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makes on the radio. We are hemmy mores good Friday
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morning big shows on the radio. Over the years, we've
been lucky enough to have thousands of celebrities join us
on a big show, but only one is chosen to
appear exclusively. It's always an honor when he visits. Please
welcome legend of the Silver Screen. Sir Alan Swan.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
Do what you like von Hammershmock. I spent blood at
fortune and failty just to track you down. Of course
I knew that i'd be captured. Of course I knew
that you'd kill me, and of course I know that
you'd take your dear sweet time to do it. I
see that you're enjoying that wine a gift. I know
(10:10):
I sent it, and I also know your ignorance wouldn't
allow you to be suspicious. So if you want the
antidote to the poison in that wine, only I can
provide it. Then we can settle this like men. Or
you can wait and see if I'm lying. I've got time,
(10:31):
do you.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And see? Man, I got goose bumps.
Speaker 6 (10:38):
Yes, it is rather chilly in here, Senor, fetch my carnigan.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, no, I'm in your acting. That was powerful.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
That was, of course. From the nineteen seventy four thriller
A Tisket a tasket the fura in a casket.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Was there ever a row you really wanted that you
didn't get, dear boy.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
In love and life, there are always the ones that
got away. For me, it was one of the leads
in the nineteen seventy six remake of King Kong.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Well, I had almost sealed the deal when looking at
the set, I said, if the natives are so intent
on keeping the giant ape at bay, why on earth
did they put a door in the wall just his size.
That's a great question, one of many. Why aren't there
any giant bananas? If he could break through the wall
all this time, why didn't he? And of course, why
(11:31):
don't we see any giant Kong poop?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Now?
Speaker 6 (11:37):
Just imagine, if you will, the missed opportunity for some
much needed comic relief. There they are running for their
lives from a seventy five foot prehistoric gorilla. As he
gains on you, you round a huge boulder and plunge
headlong into a colossal Cleveland steamer. Hilarious, And then Kong
slips in it, and it's a whole scene.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Kill the Benny Hill music. You're well, I don't know
if nineteen seventy six audiences were ready for them.
Speaker 6 (12:05):
Were they ready for blazing saddles.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good point. Why didn't they cast you?
Speaker 6 (12:11):
Well, they accused me of being a method actor, that
I asked too many questions, I was going to delay production,
none of which of course was true.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Was a paycheck, Well we never got that far.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
But it was never about the money, lad, I just
wanted to knock boots with Jessica Lane.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well you know she's still around.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
True, but the difference is I've aged well and she
has not. I've no desire to spend an evening of
passion with a blonde catches met. At some point, you
just have to take the l As the youth said.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
So what are you in town for today?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Well, I'm meeting an executive from Warner Brothers at the
airport a new role. No, I'm pitching the sequel to
King Kong, where Kong survives the fall, is rehabilitated and
is taught table tennis. He's so good he's on the
Olympic team and goes to China, but they're caught giving
him performance enhancing viagra and Kong accidentally exposes himself, causing
(13:09):
an international incident. It's called King Kong goes to Hong
Kong to play ping pong and flashes his ding dong.
Is someone at the door? Oh my, it appears your
next guest is here. I am to a jewel.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Well, thanks for stopping by. Come back anytime, of course,
Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Alan Swan, the world's greatest actor.
Speaker 6 (13:32):
I'm not an active damn you Hi, my movie sta.
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Still another priss bag for you. Less than thirty minutes
from right now. It's a big sell. Oh letting somebody
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Time might be the picture that stuff picking him up.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I hit due.
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Pal it's a brave man.
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but this once for them slick girls, them hicks girls.
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Calling trailer park manager Hod.
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meet at a funeral.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
Wasn't that a lovely funeral?
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Oh?
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Hey, hello, Megan, what's been a long time?
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Well?
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Uh, it's a it's father Tom, Now father Tom?
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Well does this mean he finally stop selling pop to
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Kids out just on the weekends. Now, church doesn't pay
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Well, I'm a mortician. In fact, I took care of Denise.
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Really. Wow, she looks great.
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You do nice work. I almost didn't recognize her without
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Yeah, it was really on there.
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How'd you get it off a pressure washer?
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Hey, it's not like she's going to feel it, right,
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What was her story?
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I mean I kind of lost track of her after
high school.
Speaker 7 (29:27):
Not a happy tale. Unfortunately. She was married seven or
eight times, had a total of twenty three kids.
Speaker 6 (29:33):
These three kids, geez, get a new hobby, right.
Speaker 7 (29:37):
And in between that, she was pretty much jumping from
hookup to hookup.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
Wow, just like in high school. She sure did love
the boys.
Speaker 7 (29:45):
Not just the boys, no way.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Really, well, how did you know that?
Speaker 4 (29:50):
Oh yeah, we.
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Were in college. It was a little fair. It was
a whole thing.
Speaker 6 (29:55):
I don't need to know anymore.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's kind of hot though.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
You know.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
Her last husband was Deke Milford, your best friend from
senior year, right?
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (30:05):
Whatever happen to him?
Speaker 7 (30:06):
Died from some rare venereal disease.
Speaker 6 (30:08):
She had to clap so much.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
Her nickname was Applause.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
Niece was a walking movie of the week, wasn't she
You said it?
Speaker 1 (30:15):
Well, at least they're together at last.
Speaker 7 (30:18):
Which husband are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (30:20):
Not talking about her husband, I'm talking about her legs.
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Son of.
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Nice, thank you.
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(33:25):
Sports Bob I Bogga morning.
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Bob, Hey, John Boy, good to hear from you and Billy.
And I'll tell you what, Not only do we have
something for the Auburn fans, but I know you got
some Gator fans that listen to your show along with
you know, syndicated network, And we have something for both
rules And you know they're doing something I think special
out in San Antonio this weekend. I heard about that
(33:50):
up yeah, and that the Big Tournament's going to be
out there. They're down the final four teams and we've
got something really really cool. These are basketballs that salute
each of the schools. One will be for the Florida
Gators and the other one will be for the Auburn Tigers.
Their full size they're limited edition. Only five thousand will
(34:10):
be made of each school and you'll get all kind
of cool things embossed on various panels of the basketballs. Now,
these are full size basketballs. I got a chance to
see a prototype. They are gorgeous looking. Everything is in
boss so it'll keep it pristine looking for years to come.
We're calling it a season to Remember on a part
(34:31):
of the logo there for both schools. I mean, Auburn
comes into the tournament this weekend and they have a
record of I think thirty two and five, and then
you go ahead and you look at Florida and they've
got a record of thirty two and four. So that
matchup is going to be magical and people want to
(34:51):
remember how they got there. I know Florida fans remember
the back to back titles they won in two thousand
and six and and seven. Auburn's never won the national championship,
so there are only two wins away from getting it done.
You'll get on one of the panels of the ball,
whether it's Auburn or Florida, you'll get a replay of
(35:13):
every game played by the Tigers or the Gators. They'll
have all the opponents, the dates, and scores. You'll be
able to remember how they got out to the last
four teams remaining and whoever wins, whether it's Auburn or Florida,
and if they go on to win the national championship.
(35:33):
Will also put national champions on this basketball, so when
you order these, you'll get the final version of it,
and you'll have logos on there, whether they be the
Auburn logo or the Florida logo. You'll have those that
really stand out. Like I mentioned, one of the panels
list all the scores of every game played by these
(35:54):
respective teams. So Gator fans, Tiger fans, listen up. Here's
how you can go go ahead and order these. These
will sell out. There are one hundred and forty nine
dollars and ninety five cents each. Only five thousand of
each basketball will ever be produced. The toll free number
to call is one eight hundred three four five two
(36:16):
eight six eight. That's one eight hundred three four five
twenty eight sixty eight or just god. The website nicosports
dot com, it's spelled nikcosports dot com. That's nikcosports dot com.
When you go there, you can also download a special
(36:38):
gift certificate with a picture of the basketball and then
keep it and you know that this will be sent
to that person in about six to eight weeks, so
you can use for a Mother's Day gift idea, certainly
for dad. All your fans you want to do something
nice for Dad this year, get them one of those basketballs.
And again they're only one four limited, so don't delay.
(37:04):
These will sell out very very quickly. They do every year,
and go ahead.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Jump on it. Before the final Flourida Saturday, Auburn will
play Florida. Somebody's gonna hit the championship game. Bob. There's
a chance for a national champion in the SAC. You know,
I was excited about that.
Speaker 5 (37:22):
So we got to tell you what in my pool
this year I picked. I had two pools. I had
Florida winning the national title in one and Auburn winning
the national title in the other.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
So I can't lose, you are said, I got Florida
and my only pool. So we'll see what happens with that, Bob,
And we got to set up at the Big Show
dot Com. All our listeners can go right there and
click on the Niko Sports banner. All right, body, let's
see what happens. We'll catch up in a little bit.
Speaker 5 (37:48):
We'll do it. You take care of all.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
Right, Bob, Thank you, buddy, Joe. Click on the Niko
Sports banner at the Big Show dot Com and I'll
take you right there. All right. Well, that's open up
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