May 30, 2025 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Ricky B. Sharpe has his “Outta My Way” song along with your other Friday Favs.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take on a new script entitled “A More Perfect Union”.. - John Boy gives away some more of his wonderful things.. - Tom Sorensen dives into a disappointing week in sports and looks ahead to the weekend.. - and our final task for the day - a call over to Red Hot Talent for an update from Murray…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hangout all right,
listen to you morgs.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable, Goga lou oping out.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Man is to another Friday. Here we are getting toward
the end of the month of May.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Bunny lasses side, the Big Show's on the radio. I
got to quit listen to you talk tables rubbing off
of it.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Oh, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We got good and good and ready for you. National
Creativity Day, which is well we go Friday around here,
National water a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Day, forget we go.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Sloopy brought his dead plant back to life, watering it
on his front porch.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, who I tell you water?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
As I tell these stories, they become, you know in everything, Yes,
little land. Hey, here's something National mint Julip Day. Of course,
you drink of the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Always say that you ever had one? Yeah, the terrible
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, God, that's that stalk getting in the eye.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
And the face.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Not minty, not jewlip is made with a mint leaf.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
So right, bourbon, bourbon, worse, sugar and water, yeah, water
and she bitters occasionally.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Good So all right, Finally, National Hole in my Bucket
Day is observed. This wacky holiday is an honorny fun
children's song. There's a hole in my bucket. Hey, we
did a race song about that? Was that Texas Motor Speedway?
Or was that Atlanta? Man, there was a hole in
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the track.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
Oh that was.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That was Texas?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
That our boy headed gossage running the Texas Motor Speedway
down there?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yes, yeah, sure enough, man, let's just talk about Eddie.
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Then well, hey, we got three days in this are
saved up, so let's get our winning beginning, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Ain't no hole in our prize bucket. We'll get to
it next.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Big Shows on a radio, Good.
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
First prize pack for my friends from Law Tigers as
I had t shirt, tumbler, cool swag, also a twenty
five dollars gas card. Law Tigers motorcycle lawyers who ride
representing injured riders for over two decades with Law Tigers,
you never ride along clock on the banner The Bigshow
dot Com listen up here win the package. Three dates
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in history where we'll get our categories. Nineteen seventy one
cop shut down a Grateful Dead concert in sand, France
after it was discovered what do y'all think apple juice
lace with LSD is that the was it being distributed
to the unsuspecting audience.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
See that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, Well, thirty six people were rushed to a crisis
clinic after drinking the electric sider.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Can you imagine start tripping out and.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Having all right?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Seventy one twenty nineteen two new studies release found that
eating processed foods leads to an early death and ill health.
It was published in British Medical Journal. You know that
stuff's going on now with RFK Junior trying to clean
up make it healthy the foods.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Like over there, like British, they don't have near they
don't let near as much stuff as we do going
to the foods right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Right, Europe as a whole, and the.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Food in all of England really is just bland and awful,
but its healthier, I guess is that what you's saying.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
I mean it was tasty in Italy. I think it
just might be their palate. But and yeah, and it
was just like clean as what you call it. And
it's to them, it's like, no, this is farmed table food.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's how you should do it.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
And we our culture, we just stick.
Speaker 11 (04:54):
A lot of preservatives as genetically engineered and all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know, my wife's trying to help me eat better.
Oh yes, hollering louder, I'll hear one time eventually.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
All right, well, there you go. Think about processed foods
on that. And then twenty twenty four, Vermont became the
first state to pass the law requiring fossil fuel companies
to pay for damages caused by climate chains.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Erected like eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
They're gonna proven that stoop, sir. Right, Well, there you go,
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. Come on,
we'll play out birds next. Good morning, that's a big
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show on the radio. Friday made the thirty our feature
track for The Big Show. Bit Box Rangel Murray Sherman's
married names.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Man, it's so funny.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Hey words married names at the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com and.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Winning uppers.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Let's play up theers. It's the game that anyone.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Can win shoon Boy and Billy to give the prizes
from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Let's go me contesting number one.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
A big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Let's say her name, Well, great ball South Caroline, we
have a shots.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Good morningdke.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
As is made bacon.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hey, y'all money, welcome in here. Oh right, let's say
when we get you through these three kind of gords
you get you have big old prize pack dank alright, bro,
here we go five seconds. Three juices, ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Our furornge and carried geeksam.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Alright, Dan, two to go. Three processed foods ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Bakeing cheese and frozen dinner.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Then id pockets.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
With Nigi's binding the budget brand. It was hot boxes.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Right day.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Now we need three fossil fuels ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
But throw you cold and natter gas.
Speaker 13 (08:06):
Then look at you, good work, dink, Well you're starting
your day off right down great falls.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
This morning you had.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
To come here get lake water.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You have been now now I sure have? I had
the little duh huh on watery for for a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Now you get how will I know?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
How will I know when I get near Dink's place.
I'm heading down there, Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Just eight miles from Late Water.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, all right, well you hang on, jack Jackie's gonna
get your address right now.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So maybe I'll just following the prize pack.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Do we work up about? Don't clean up? DNK, he
ain't coming.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Not now?
Speaker 12 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm my everybody duds about eight miles from water.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, you hang on, Jackie, take ding for me? Yeah,
dan't click that on their contest button. At the Big
Show dot Com, they wanted to play worthy words.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
I said, no, we put him on your team.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I said, yeah, you'll come part like old dang hit
on their contest.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But the Big Show dot.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Com, good morning, there's a big showing the radio early Friday.
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I want to get to work, get it over with
and get to the weekend. Ricket me Sharps got a
perfect song for us.
Speaker 14 (10:24):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it means trauma, not hunking, but.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I really really want if she.
Speaker 14 (10:32):
Don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma. She goes
slower and it's making mean badder. All the coffee's training
on my bladder, gotta fat some cleat of making bladder
rolling down my windows, streaming because we're that.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Hers old hag and hooking in.
Speaker 14 (10:46):
That's of me. Sheet, can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
I'm gonna have to go change my Khaki. Puts it
up my car. I'll cover it in pee pee out
of the way, out of a way, out of a way.
Now out of a way, out of my way, out
of my way, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away. Now it paints a little guy. And
you don't want to cross me at the market in
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the express lane. Let the twelve it him seeing curned
damn plane, follow in rules, don't take he a brain.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
But the guy in front of me and driving me insane.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
He's a typical young being, douchebag, probably married, duke.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Sucker mom nag nag hurts a boone and.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
Starting tat sang I'm a bull and he's waving a
red flag. Fiet fancy Gregor's two poor his soup fund
still kiss you the one piss poop punk. You know
what pucher gonna be gray poop punk petty pulls out
of big bunch of coup pons out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
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of away.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Not sure you heard me, so I say yea again,
fool out of a way, out of away, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
After a long day.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
This was the last straw the rope park by a
group of band teeth Bump got with mask jumping girl's
bend no brock and they don't move, going through one
like a bussaw crying. Baby's all dumber than a pane
stump each month gonna iq of course come they hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
They're all lining up to be a human beet Bump.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Just then a pimple faced colic brand reaches in my
car trying to take my baga pat HiT's my window
when the Leuitville slugger band. Thanks to him, I got
something to a man out of a way out of
a way, out of a way, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Now if your parents won't teach a matter, baby, I will.
Time to work and I've.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Been there making pizza pizza, run in person, Glad to
meet you, Lucy r and the one who's gonna seat.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
You about that time in walks back leaves, uh.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Lisa is a local white load, smells like a county
fair cowboat, got a double chin like a swamp toad.
She's so pic She got her own damp silk coat
at the counter, making up her mind, smelling like a
rock sport ride.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Now the dumbs gang is holding up the line, getting
my cattle prod and I stick it up her be
and I'm away out of a way.
Speaker 14 (13:22):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of
a way.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Now i'm away, out of away, I'm away. Now you
pick the road day to push my butt, babe out
of a way. Now I'm away. Now out of a way,
now out of my way. Now I'm out of a way,
out of a way. Now I'm away, out of a way,
out of away now due I Ricky way. Tell you that.
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Now you get out of my way. I think I
carry out.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I'm away now, he said, thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think they get it. Good morning Mike Show is
(14:35):
on radio. When here we go, it's time for the
grumpy old man.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Juggled bugglety d.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I'm old and I hate women.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, pms and pissing morning life,
short and misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
but in the good old days we knew how to
deal with them. We kept them out back in cages
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like hamsters, and only took them out for cooking and
cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse.
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had a
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And if you wanted to go hunting or fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask.
You a woman, you told her. And if you didn't
come home that night, that was your business. You just
made sure to put some papers down in case she
had an accident.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh had we like it.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And of course she never thanked you because she was
a woman and they're known for being ungrateful. She was
un grateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart
earned money on a brand new harness so she could
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be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She was
ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver so
she didn't have to bite the.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Heads off the chickens anymore. But did she ever say
thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got youa dingle dangley. Do look at me.
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm halfer with
feathers and the teeth.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Hell louya.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and said, hey, maybe we are to treat
women better better, so they started letting them bathe and
wear clothes. Before you know what, everybody was doing it.
All that kind of jettler crap went to their heads.
(17:08):
Soon they were sleeping indoors and learning to use the
bathroom and going to the doctor when they got sick.
From there, things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono, a
fello from town. Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and
chain to the library one time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, she found out about books and learned to read.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be
paid for working.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Paid for working.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse, and we was wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy blocks muffins
on the world. Then they started demanding to be paid
what a man would make for the same job, which
was a crime because everyone knows that women were in
theory of the man.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
But now you couldn't say it because it.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Was politically incorrect and we might make him mad. And
they'd abandon the porn industry and destroy the Internet, great
googly Moogli, And here we are today looking back at
what a wonderful world this could have been if only
we'd been smart enough to keep them in their places,
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head out of our faces.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Flippery floppery flu Look at me.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth, so Oprah could tell me what a rotten FBI.
Speaker 16 (19:04):
Good morning, Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Hey, it's a.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Big show on the radio. Friday morning came on, Happy Boys.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my wee
bubble hubb Ima.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Happy be Boyama, happen to be boy Oh we did
good when things are going here?
Speaker 17 (20:30):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car. Bubble Hubbub but his guns in the box
and put him in a drawer. Bubb i'ma have to
be boy Ima Happy boy Oh.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
And did good. When things are going here, we hey, hey,
I forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 17 (21:06):
Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Hubbo because i'ma have to beat boy. I have beat
boy Oh in the good one. Things that go on,
Hey hey.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Based shows on the radio, Junion Nation Band, Trade to
Park Funk standing by first day about the prize pact.
Somebody went on John Boy Jeopardy. It's an assortment of
swag called it Cool Swag from World lawn Mowers, the
best value zero turn mowers on the market got a
three year unlimited hours warning commercial grade Calisagi Engines, heavy
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duty fabricated decks starting at just twenty nine nine nine
or a long tough on grass, easy on your wallet.
Look for the link at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right Boys, hit.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
It, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Junior Nation Memphis.
Speaker 18 (22:05):
It says more or less true story feature in Carl
Cook and the legendary nature Boy himself, mister rich Flair.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
It goes exactly like then Bud Wiser's Ice Cold. We
just balled a butler. This one for them slick girls,
them hicks girls.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
They white as hell.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
He stylent profiling way outside the city, got camo from
bast pro.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Not too hod?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Too hot?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
You know I ain't no amateurs.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Say my name?
Speaker 16 (22:43):
You know who?
Speaker 19 (22:43):
I am?
Speaker 12 (22:44):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, Leave
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler because Traylor Park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Trailer park fwalk.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Gonna give it till trailipark funk gonna give it to him.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
On Saturday night. And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
WHOA, call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Wait, hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy
signed the check. We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, Alabama.
Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma. Gently too hard,
it's designated driver time. Too hard because drunken driving. There's
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a crime.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Too hot.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
I might need some waffle house too high. God, my
head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give him a little
holler because Trailer Park from gonna give it to you.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Trailer Park Funk, gonna give it to you.
Speaker 12 (24:14):
Traylor Park Talk, gonna give it to you Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And we about the fight.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
Why woo call?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
The neighborhood was.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Woo call?
Speaker 18 (24:35):
The neighborhood was call. The neighborhood was call. The neighborhood
was call. The neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, who.
Speaker 15 (24:51):
Call the neighborhood woo.
Speaker 18 (25:00):
Cow dowd neighborhood was dolder neighborhood was charl neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
You know, Rare, I love you to death.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
You could be a little bit high.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Okay, you gotta going old.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yah. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Show, and I need
to review yesterday's question. You remember we're talking about mister
potato Head. After twelve years a high demand for their
Mister Potato Head toy company finally addressed the number one
complaint from moms. It was nineteen sixty four that they
began including one of these with every play set.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
What is a plastic potato?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Because before that you have no potatoes. You had to
be to take one out of mom's cupboard.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
That's it, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And more recently, in twenty twenty one, Hasbro got woke
in a game for the gender neutral potato head Mister
or missus?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I thought there was missus potato head with it too.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, there was, it still is. Got Box one of
the longer says mister, oh, I got you. Well, you'll
watch it. You're doing great work. Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
In nineteen fifty five, the ad wizards working for Doctor
Pepper unveiled a sleek new logo, but the modern typeface
they chose made part of the seventy year old SODA's
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name looked like a typo, so they eliminated it and
it's been missing ever since.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
What have they made the letters too big and it
looked like doctor pH.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
That would be a big one right here, No, all right,
if y'all can get this. At one eight hundred Big Show,
we played John Boydjepardy next Good Friday Morning and that's
(27:15):
Big Show on the radio. In our feature track for
the Big Show, Big Box and Murray was Sherman's married
name Serge with Key wears married names.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
At the Big Box, at the Big Show dot com.
And right now, let's flave.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yes live across America.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
It's John Boy Jeffer and now a man who ignored
the ad Wizards who tried to rebrand him.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And that's why he made his television debut wearing a
dress using a Spanish accent. He's John Boyle there. Yeah,
let's say hey to Kenny. He's down in Ellaville, Georgia.
Good morning, kennyeall ol buddy, Well, well you got first
(28:01):
shot at John Boyjebary this morning talking about Doctor Pepper
was nineteen fifty five. The ad Wizards working for Doctor
Pepper and veild a sleek new logo, but the modern
typeface they chose made part of the seventy year old
Solda's name looked like a typo, so they eliminated it
and it's been missing ever since. What in the world
they removed a period after doctor DoD of Pepper, the
(28:26):
period after doctor Let's see. Yes, I don't understand it,
but it's true. The period I guess the got on
the R so it looked like drou Yeah, what it
(28:47):
was was the you know the little ellipsis over the
r the little park that loops off of the stick.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Well, the period was right under it, so it made
it look like a colon.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So it was it looked like d I Pepper.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
All right, Well that makes me and Kenny both appreciated
for that, because I got a winner. Kenny, you got
hprise back from world lawn Moors heading down the element
for your body gratulations. Thank you, all right, Buddy Bottom
(29:23):
one the hour and tell me your name Bore We
got him about twenty minutes. Yeah, we look at that
brand new spript recently before we acting out. Good morning,
(30:08):
I got a big show on the radio. We got
our Friday morning songs from our houseman b R five
four nine.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Then OPI.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
Don't tell any, don't tell, ain't beee.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
They don't come and looking for open me.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Tell him we're dead or telling were.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Doll Me and Opie down by the dup poll.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Will you were right down some home grown?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Hey you want me up the side the head?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I never felt that way.
Speaker 19 (30:42):
I ain't be said we'd be in dungeim the share
of bevcutis smoking that stuff.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Don't tell any, don't tell ain't be.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
They will come and looking for op in me.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Tell him where dad, or telling where gone me and
Opim by the dunk. I heard a little holler down
in the woods.
Speaker 19 (31:09):
Sounded like someone saying, good we little one.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
They're seeking just like a squirrel. Oldest was slurping up
his favorite girl. Well, old I said, boys, come sit.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
By the stell.
Speaker 19 (31:23):
I bore you up a jar of that famous will
If you can't walk, don't worry, no way light that
pipe and passing my way.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't tell any, don't tail ain't me.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
They won't come and looking for OpenD me. Tell them
where dead or tailorware gone? Me and Opie down by
the duck ball.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
I had to dodger rock that was hitting the tree
out of the swamp. Can't earn his tea go to flashing.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
As he hit that pipe.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
Out of the blue came Barney five.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Well Brne, come down to them. That's still waving an
ass low man's grill. Oh don't smoke, you'll turn yourself green.
Give me up a puff and I'll show you what
I mean. Don't tell any, don't tell ain't been. They
won't come and looking for okn me tell him where Dad,
Or tell him we're gone, Me and Opie down by
the Dubba.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
We all sat there for most of the night trying
to figure out our left from all.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Right, here comes Andy.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
You know ain't be scolding the hell out of obn be.
Don't tell Andy, don't tell ain't been. They won't come
and looking for okn me? Tell them where Dad? Or
tell him where gone?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
M op down by the duve.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Friday.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Action?
Speaker 20 (33:35):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burke Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a more Perfect Union. As our story opens, a
union boss is visiting a brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Well, hey, Han, welcome to the pach Peet, the oldest
and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you in
the mood for today?
Speaker 21 (33:59):
Preson before a pleasure. My name's Maya, your Blanowitz Union
Local two thirty one, New York. I've been visiting several
of the brothels out here.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
That's some stuff. You must have some stamina. You eat
a lot of oysters, do you?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, it's not what you think.
Speaker 21 (34:17):
See now, the first brothel I went through wasn't unionized.
They only gave the girls twenty percent, and I was
not about to give them my business.
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Good for you, hun.
Speaker 21 (34:26):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your paw. Those girls have the collap
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 21 (34:47):
That's very clever. I have to write that one down.
And so that brings me here. Now, what sort of
deal do you give your girls?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
union brothel and our girls get to get to keep
up eighty percent.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Wow, that's fantastic, So I guess I'll be giving you
my business.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Wow, that's just dan.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, now, I say,
oh my, look at that redhead in the court, Sir,
she's stilling out of that teddy.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
What's her name?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
It's Magenta?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
But sir, what a beautiful name.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I'd like to have, Magenta.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
I'm sure you would, but you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh wow, which one is Edith?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache and the
wooden leg.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Are you insane?
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 14 (35:38):
Hun?
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
Hello, doll.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Some of.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Playing Well, I'll take my glass eye out if you
want to get weird.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Tune in next time.
Speaker 14 (36:12):
Well we'll hear the busty redhead Magenta say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Oho, gorgeous, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
There's a big show on the radio. Hell are you Lindsey?
Premise here?
Speaker 22 (36:28):
And when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right
here on the big show. You know, I hate to
break it to you, boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees. Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
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of May.
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Get up tomorrow, Taylor, get you awake, ready to face.
It's Saturday morning.
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Big pile.
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Speaker 4 (38:51):
With us too much. Yeah, hang on we playboard minutes.
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Speaker 17 (39:01):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
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pistil one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 12 (39:14):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 18 (39:17):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I hate.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
I've been having a very bad day. I hit this dude.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
She's going, yeahday, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
You do have a life.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
I mean, do you do anything like.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
This creepy stuff?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 21 (40:41):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punch over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend things
are their arcis pal. It's a brave man.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
I can kick that party. All is will taste you as.
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Cool.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Bus drop five. Oh no, I am today.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Check pag work work?
Speaker 14 (42:06):
What what what work?
Speaker 21 (42:08):
What's what's work? Work?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I shness of this? Do alright?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Hartbeat hands? When are you ready?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Baby?
Speaker 17 (42:28):
One?
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Speaker 4 (42:34):
We play beat the Blind next
Good morning, the big shows on the radio. Hangout all right,
listen to you morgs.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 3 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, say bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable, Goga lou oping out.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Man is to another Friday. Here we are getting toward
the end of the month of May.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Bunny lasses side, the Big Show's on the radio. I
got to quit listen to you talk tables rubbing off
of it.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
Oh, it's pretty easy.
Speaker 5 (01:13):
We got good and good and ready for you. National
Creativity Day, which is well we go Friday around here,
National water a flower.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Day, forget we go.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Sloopy brought his dead plant back to life, watering it
on his front porch.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
Well, who I tell you water?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
As I tell these stories, they become, you know in everything, Yes,
little land. Hey, here's something National mint Julip Day. Of course,
you drink of the Kentucky Derby.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Always say that you ever had one? Yeah, the terrible
I know.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah, God, that's that stalk getting in the eye.
Speaker 7 (02:04):
And the face.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Not minty, not jewlip is made with a mint leaf.
Speaker 8 (02:09):
So right, bourbon, bourbon, worse, sugar and water, yeah, water
and she bitters occasionally.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Good So all right, Finally, National Hole in my Bucket
Day is observed. This wacky holiday is an honorny fun
children's song. There's a hole in my bucket. Hey, we
did a race song about that? Was that Texas Motor Speedway?
Or was that Atlanta? Man, there was a hole in
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the track.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
Oh that was.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
That was Texas?
Speaker 5 (02:47):
That our boy headed gossage running the Texas Motor Speedway
down there?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yes, yeah, sure enough, man, let's just talk about Eddie.
Speaker 10 (02:55):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Then well, hey, we got three days in this are
saved up, so let's get our winning beginning, all right.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Ain't no hole in our prize bucket. We'll get to
it next.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
Big Shows on a radio, Good.
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Morning, Big Shows on a radio.
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in history where we'll get our categories. Nineteen seventy one
cop shut down a Grateful Dead concert in sand, France
after it was discovered what do y'all think apple juice
lace with LSD is that the was it being distributed
to the unsuspecting audience.
Speaker 6 (03:50):
See that's the problem.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Yeah, Well, thirty six people were rushed to a crisis
clinic after drinking the electric sider.
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Can you imagine start tripping out and.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Having all right?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
Seventy one twenty nineteen two new studies release found that
eating processed foods leads to an early death and ill health.
It was published in British Medical Journal. You know that
stuff's going on now with RFK Junior trying to clean
up make it healthy the foods.
Speaker 6 (04:21):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Like over there, like British, they don't have near they
don't let near as much stuff as we do going
to the foods right.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Right, Europe as a whole, and the.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Food in all of England really is just bland and awful,
but its healthier, I guess is that what you's saying.
Speaker 11 (04:39):
I mean it was tasty in Italy. I think it
just might be their palate. But and yeah, and it
was just like clean as what you call it. And
it's to them, it's like, no, this is farmed table food.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
That's how you should do it.
Speaker 9 (04:52):
And we our culture, we just stick.
Speaker 11 (04:54):
A lot of preservatives as genetically engineered and all that
kind of stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I know, my wife's trying to help me eat better.
Oh yes, hollering louder, I'll hear one time eventually.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
All right, well, there you go. Think about processed foods
on that. And then twenty twenty four, Vermont became the
first state to pass the law requiring fossil fuel companies
to pay for damages caused by climate chains.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Erected like eight dollars.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
They're gonna proven that stoop, sir. Right, Well, there you go,
one eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. Come on,
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show on the radio. Friday made the thirty our feature
track for The Big Show. Bit Box Rangel Murray Sherman's
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Speaker 4 (06:12):
Man, it's so funny.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Hey words married names at the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com and.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
Winning uppers.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Let's play up theers. It's the game that anyone.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Can win shoon Boy and Billy to give the prizes
from the big prize being.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Let's go me contesting number one.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 12 (06:42):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
A big shots.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Let's say her name, Well, great ball South Caroline, we
have a shots.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Good morningdke.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
As is made bacon.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Hey, y'all money, welcome in here. Oh right, let's say
when we get you through these three kind of gords
you get you have big old prize pack dank alright, bro,
here we go five seconds. Three juices, ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:27):
Our furornge and carried geeksam.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Alright, Dan, two to go. Three processed foods ready go.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Bakeing cheese and frozen dinner.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Then id pockets.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
With Nigi's binding the budget brand. It was hot boxes.
Speaker 10 (07:54):
Right day.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Now we need three fossil fuels ready go.
Speaker 10 (08:02):
But throw you cold and natter gas.
Speaker 13 (08:06):
Then look at you, good work, dink, Well you're starting
your day off right down great falls.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
This morning you had.
Speaker 8 (08:19):
To come here get lake water.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You have been now now I sure have? I had
the little duh huh on watery for for a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Now you get how will I know?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
How will I know when I get near Dink's place.
I'm heading down there, Okay.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Just eight miles from Late Water.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Okay, all right, well you hang on, jack Jackie's gonna
get your address right now.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
So maybe I'll just following the prize pack.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Do we work up about? Don't clean up? DNK, he
ain't coming.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Not now?
Speaker 12 (08:58):
Yeah, I'm my everybody duds about eight miles from water.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Well, you hang on, Jackie, take ding for me? Yeah,
dan't click that on their contest button. At the Big
Show dot Com, they wanted to play worthy words.
Speaker 6 (09:21):
I said, no, we put him on your team.
Speaker 5 (09:29):
I said, yeah, you'll come part like old dang hit
on their contest.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
But the Big Show dot.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Com, good morning, there's a big showing the radio early Friday.
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I want to get to work, get it over with
and get to the weekend. Ricket me Sharps got a
perfect song for us.
Speaker 14 (10:24):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow and
because it means trauma, not hunking, but.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I really really want if she.
Speaker 14 (10:32):
Don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma. She goes
slower and it's making mean badder. All the coffee's training
on my bladder, gotta fat some cleat of making bladder
rolling down my windows, streaming because we're that.
Speaker 10 (10:44):
Hers old hag and hooking in.
Speaker 14 (10:46):
That's of me. Sheet, can't drive, can't hear, can't see me.
I'm gonna have to go change my Khaki. Puts it
up my car. I'll cover it in pee pee out
of the way, out of a way, out of a way.
Now out of a way, out of my way, out
of my way, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away. Now it paints a little guy. And
you don't want to cross me at the market in
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the express lane. Let the twelve it him seeing curned
damn plane, follow in rules, don't take he a brain.
Speaker 10 (11:13):
But the guy in front of me and driving me insane.
Speaker 14 (11:16):
He's a typical young being, douchebag, probably married, duke.
Speaker 10 (11:20):
Sucker mom nag nag hurts a boone and.
Speaker 14 (11:22):
Starting tat sang I'm a bull and he's waving a
red flag. Fiet fancy Gregor's two poor his soup fund
still kiss you the one piss poop punk. You know
what pucher gonna be gray poop punk petty pulls out
of big bunch of coup pons out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
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of away.
Speaker 15 (11:44):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:44):
Not sure you heard me, so I say yea again,
fool out of a way, out of away, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of away, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Now.
Speaker 14 (11:55):
I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna blow up son.
Speaker 10 (12:03):
After a long day.
Speaker 14 (12:04):
This was the last straw the rope park by a
group of band teeth Bump got with mask jumping girl's
bend no brock and they don't move, going through one
like a bussaw crying. Baby's all dumber than a pane
stump each month gonna iq of course come they hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump.
Speaker 10 (12:21):
They're all lining up to be a human beet Bump.
Speaker 14 (12:24):
Just then a pimple faced colic brand reaches in my
car trying to take my baga pat HiT's my window
when the Leuitville slugger band. Thanks to him, I got
something to a man out of a way out of
a way, out of a way, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 10 (12:41):
Now if your parents won't teach a matter, baby, I will.
Time to work and I've.
Speaker 14 (12:51):
Been there making pizza pizza, run in person, Glad to
meet you, Lucy r and the one who's gonna seat.
Speaker 10 (12:57):
You about that time in walks back leaves, uh.
Speaker 14 (13:00):
Lisa is a local white load, smells like a county
fair cowboat, got a double chin like a swamp toad.
She's so pic She got her own damp silk coat
at the counter, making up her mind, smelling like a
rock sport ride.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
Now the dumbs gang is holding up the line, getting
my cattle prod and I stick it up her be
and I'm away out of a way.
Speaker 14 (13:22):
I'm away now, I'm away, out of away, out of
a way.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Now i'm away, out of away, I'm away. Now you
pick the road day to push my butt, babe out
of a way. Now I'm away. Now out of a way,
now out of my way. Now I'm out of a way,
out of a way. Now I'm away, out of a way,
out of away now due I Ricky way. Tell you that.
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Now you get out of my way. I think I
carry out.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
I'm away now, he said, thank you.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I think they get it. Good morning Mike Show is
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on radio. When here we go, it's time for the
grumpy old man.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Juggled bugglety d.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I'm old and I hate women.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
In my day, we didn't have to deal with any
bathroom hogging, non stop nagging, pms and pissing morning life,
short and misery magnets called women. Oh sure they were around,
but in the good old days we knew how to
deal with them. We kept them out back in cages
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like hamsters, and only took them out for cooking and
cleaning and breeding and fishing the rattlesnakes out of the outhouse.
And when you got tired of the one you had,
you hitched her up to the wagon and had a
pull you into town on a Saturday night to the swamp.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Meet, and you traded with your neighbor.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
And if you wanted to go hunting or fishing down
to the local beard joint, you didn't have to ask.
You a woman, you told her. And if you didn't
come home that night, that was your business. You just
made sure to put some papers down in case she
had an accident.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Oh had we like it.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
We loved it.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
And of course she never thanked you because she was
a woman and they're known for being ungrateful. She was
un grateful that you spent all that time building a
coop for her to sleep in so she could get
out of the rain and stay warm in the winter.
She was ungrateful when you went and spent your heart
earned money on a brand new harness so she could
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be comfortable when she was pulling the plow. She was
ungrateful when you bought her some new kitchen cleaver so
she didn't have to bite the.
Speaker 1 (16:22):
Heads off the chickens anymore. But did she ever say
thank you?
Speaker 3 (16:27):
Hell to the No, that's what all your generosity and
hard work got youa dingle dangley. Do look at me.
I'm wasting my life on an uppery farm halfer with
feathers and the teeth.
Speaker 10 (16:40):
Hell louya.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Then one day a bunch of candy ass closet cases
got together and said, hey, maybe we are to treat
women better better, so they started letting them bathe and
wear clothes. Before you know what, everybody was doing it.
All that kind of jettler crap went to their heads.
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Soon they were sleeping indoors and learning to use the
bathroom and going to the doctor when they got sick.
From there, things went downhill faster than Sonny Bono, a
fello from town. Old Krusty Underwood took his ball and
chain to the library one time.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well, she found out about books and learned to read.
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Then they started having secret meetings, and pretty soon all
the mouthy mamas in town were reading. Then came voting
and driving, and then they went and demanded to be
paid for working.
Speaker 4 (17:49):
Paid for working.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
It's the end of civilization, we thought, but at least
it wouldn't get me worse, and we was wrong.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Pretty soon they invented women's.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Lib All of a sudden, all the ugly girls were
making a big broad bonfire, unleashing their droopy blocks muffins
on the world. Then they started demanding to be paid
what a man would make for the same job, which
was a crime because everyone knows that women were in
theory of the man.
Speaker 10 (18:23):
But now you couldn't say it because it.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Was politically incorrect and we might make him mad. And
they'd abandon the porn industry and destroy the Internet, great
googly Moogli, And here we are today looking back at
what a wonderful world this could have been if only
we'd been smart enough to keep them in their places,
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head out of our faces.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Flippery floppery flu Look at me.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I'm a big, dumb, nuted moron who threw away paradise
on Earth, so Oprah could tell me what a rotten FBI.
Speaker 16 (19:04):
Good morning, Rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the Pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted morning. You may hear the
Big Show?
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Hey, it's a.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Big show on the radio. Friday morning came on, Happy Boys.
Speaker 7 (20:16):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 17 (20:18):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my wee
bubble hubb Ima.
Speaker 7 (20:24):
Happy be Boyama, happen to be boy Oh we did
good when things are going here?
Speaker 17 (20:30):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car. Bubble Hubbub but his guns in the box
and put him in a drawer. Bubb i'ma have to
be boy Ima Happy boy Oh.
Speaker 7 (20:44):
And did good. When things are going here, we hey, hey,
I forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Speaker 17 (21:06):
Hubbo I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Hubbo because i'ma have to beat boy. I have beat
boy Oh in the good one. Things that go on,
Hey hey.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Based shows on the radio, Junion Nation Band, Trade to
Park Funk standing by first day about the prize pact.
Somebody went on John Boy Jeopardy. It's an assortment of
swag called it Cool Swag from World lawn Mowers, the
best value zero turn mowers on the market got a
three year unlimited hours warning commercial grade Calisagi Engines, heavy
(21:47):
duty fabricated decks starting at just twenty nine nine nine
or a long tough on grass, easy on your wallet.
Look for the link at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Right Boys, hit.
Speaker 12 (21:58):
It, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Junior Nation Memphis.
Speaker 18 (22:05):
It says more or less true story feature in Carl
Cook and the legendary nature Boy himself, mister rich Flair.
Speaker 12 (22:12):
It goes exactly like then Bud Wiser's Ice Cold. We
just balled a butler. This one for them slick girls,
them hicks girls.
Speaker 7 (22:22):
They white as hell.
Speaker 12 (22:23):
He stylent profiling way outside the city, got camo from
bast pro.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (22:31):
Not too hod?
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Too hot?
Speaker 12 (22:38):
You know I ain't no amateurs.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Say my name?
Speaker 16 (22:43):
You know who?
Speaker 19 (22:43):
I am?
Speaker 12 (22:44):
Too hot and I'm slapping out of money. Man, Leave
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler because Traylor Park funk gonna give
it to you.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Trailer park fwalk.
Speaker 12 (22:57):
Gonna give it till trailipark funk gonna give it to him.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
On Saturday night. And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 10 (23:10):
WHOA, call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 18 (23:22):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Speaker 12 (23:30):
Wait, hold on, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature boy
signed the check. We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Josa, Alabama.
Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma. Gently too hard,
it's designated driver time. Too hard because drunken driving. There's
(23:54):
a crime.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
Too hot.
Speaker 12 (23:57):
I might need some waffle house too high. God, my
head's kind of spinny. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
lend me hold a dollar. Y'all give him a little
holler because Trailer Park from gonna give it to you.
Speaker 10 (24:12):
Trailer Park Funk, gonna give it to you.
Speaker 12 (24:14):
Traylor Park Talk, gonna give it to you Saturday night.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
And we about the fight.
Speaker 12 (24:18):
Call the neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
Why woo call?
Speaker 4 (24:27):
The neighborhood was.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
Woo call?
Speaker 18 (24:35):
The neighborhood was call. The neighborhood was call. The neighborhood
was call. The neighborhood was hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, who.
Speaker 15 (24:51):
Call the neighborhood woo.
Speaker 18 (25:00):
Cow dowd neighborhood was dolder neighborhood was charl neighborhood.
Speaker 10 (25:08):
You know, Rare, I love you to death.
Speaker 12 (25:10):
You could be a little bit high.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Okay, you gotta going old.
Speaker 5 (25:17):
Yah. Let's play John Boy Jeopardy Show, and I need
to review yesterday's question. You remember we're talking about mister
potato Head. After twelve years a high demand for their
Mister Potato Head toy company finally addressed the number one
complaint from moms. It was nineteen sixty four that they
began including one of these with every play set.
Speaker 9 (25:39):
What is a plastic potato?
Speaker 5 (25:41):
Because before that you have no potatoes. You had to
be to take one out of mom's cupboard.
Speaker 4 (25:47):
That's it, all right.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
And more recently, in twenty twenty one, Hasbro got woke
in a game for the gender neutral potato head Mister
or missus?
Speaker 4 (25:59):
I thought there was missus potato head with it too.
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Yeah, there was, it still is. Got Box one of
the longer says mister, oh, I got you. Well, you'll
watch it. You're doing great work. Okay, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
In nineteen fifty five, the ad wizards working for Doctor
Pepper unveiled a sleek new logo, but the modern typeface
they chose made part of the seventy year old SODA's
(26:25):
name looked like a typo, so they eliminated it and
it's been missing ever since.
Speaker 11 (26:32):
What have they made the letters too big and it
looked like doctor pH.
Speaker 5 (26:38):
That would be a big one right here, No, all right,
if y'all can get this. At one eight hundred Big Show,
we played John Boydjepardy next Good Friday Morning and that's
(27:15):
Big Show on the radio. In our feature track for
the Big Show, Big Box and Murray was Sherman's married
name Serge with Key wears married names.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
At the Big Box, at the Big Show dot com.
And right now, let's flave.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Yes live across America.
Speaker 16 (27:33):
It's John Boy Jeffer and now a man who ignored
the ad Wizards who tried to rebrand him.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And that's why he made his television debut wearing a
dress using a Spanish accent. He's John Boyle there. Yeah,
let's say hey to Kenny. He's down in Ellaville, Georgia.
Good morning, kennyeall ol buddy, Well, well you got first
(28:01):
shot at John Boyjebary this morning talking about Doctor Pepper
was nineteen fifty five. The ad Wizards working for Doctor
Pepper and veild a sleek new logo, but the modern
typeface they chose made part of the seventy year old
Solda's name looked like a typo, so they eliminated it
and it's been missing ever since. What in the world
they removed a period after doctor DoD of Pepper, the
(28:26):
period after doctor Let's see. Yes, I don't understand it,
but it's true. The period I guess the got on
the R so it looked like drou Yeah, what it
(28:47):
was was the you know the little ellipsis over the
r the little park that loops off of the stick.
Speaker 6 (28:52):
Well, the period was right under it, so it made
it look like a colon.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
So it was it looked like d I Pepper.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
All right, Well that makes me and Kenny both appreciated
for that, because I got a winner. Kenny, you got
hprise back from world lawn Moors heading down the element
for your body gratulations. Thank you, all right, Buddy Bottom
(29:23):
one the hour and tell me your name Bore We
got him about twenty minutes. Yeah, we look at that
brand new spript recently before we acting out. Good morning,
(30:08):
I got a big show on the radio. We got
our Friday morning songs from our houseman b R five
four nine.
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Then OPI.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
Don't tell any, don't tell, ain't beee.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
They don't come and looking for open me.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
Tell him we're dead or telling were.
Speaker 10 (30:30):
Doll Me and Opie down by the dup poll.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
Will you were right down some home grown?
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Hey you want me up the side the head?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I never felt that way.
Speaker 19 (30:42):
I ain't be said we'd be in dungeim the share
of bevcutis smoking that stuff.
Speaker 10 (30:47):
Don't tell any, don't tell ain't be.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
They will come and looking for op in me.
Speaker 10 (30:52):
Tell him where dad, or telling where gone me and
Opim by the dunk. I heard a little holler down
in the woods.
Speaker 19 (31:09):
Sounded like someone saying, good we little one.
Speaker 10 (31:12):
They're seeking just like a squirrel. Oldest was slurping up
his favorite girl. Well, old I said, boys, come sit.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
By the stell.
Speaker 19 (31:23):
I bore you up a jar of that famous will
If you can't walk, don't worry, no way light that
pipe and passing my way.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
I don't tell any, don't tail ain't me.
Speaker 10 (31:33):
They won't come and looking for OpenD me. Tell them
where dead or tailorware gone? Me and Opie down by
the duck ball.
Speaker 19 (31:49):
I had to dodger rock that was hitting the tree
out of the swamp. Can't earn his tea go to flashing.
Speaker 4 (31:55):
As he hit that pipe.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
Out of the blue came Barney five.
Speaker 19 (32:03):
Well Brne, come down to them. That's still waving an
ass low man's grill. Oh don't smoke, you'll turn yourself green.
Give me up a puff and I'll show you what
I mean. Don't tell any, don't tell ain't been. They
won't come and looking for okn me tell him where Dad,
Or tell him we're gone, Me and Opie down by
the Dubba.
Speaker 14 (32:27):
We all sat there for most of the night trying
to figure out our left from all.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
Right, here comes Andy.
Speaker 10 (32:33):
You know ain't be scolding the hell out of obn be.
Don't tell Andy, don't tell ain't been. They won't come
and looking for okn me? Tell them where Dad? Or
tell him where gone?
Speaker 2 (32:48):
M op down by the duve.
Speaker 4 (33:27):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio for your Friday.
Speaker 7 (33:32):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (33:33):
Action?
Speaker 20 (33:35):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burke Burn here with another
bunghold blistering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode a more Perfect Union. As our story opens, a
union boss is visiting a brothel in Las Vegas.
Speaker 9 (33:50):
Well, hey, Han, welcome to the pach Peet, the oldest
and most popular brothel in Las Vegas. What's you in
the mood for today?
Speaker 21 (33:59):
Preson before a pleasure. My name's Maya, your Blanowitz Union
Local two thirty one, New York. I've been visiting several
of the brothels out here.
Speaker 9 (34:07):
That's some stuff. You must have some stamina. You eat
a lot of oysters, do you?
Speaker 3 (34:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (34:15):
No, it's not what you think.
Speaker 21 (34:17):
See now, the first brothel I went through wasn't unionized.
They only gave the girls twenty percent, and I was
not about to give them my business.
Speaker 9 (34:24):
Good for you, hun.
Speaker 21 (34:26):
And the next brothel I went through was a bit better.
They gave the girls twenty five percent, but they clearly
weren't unionized either, So I decided to take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 9 (34:35):
Was that brothel called the Horny Gopher? Yeah, that's right,
good call on your paw. Those girls have the collap
so often that folks around here call them applause.
Speaker 21 (34:47):
That's very clever. I have to write that one down.
And so that brings me here. Now, what sort of
deal do you give your girls?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
Well, sir, you'll be happy to know that we are
union brothel and our girls get to get to keep
up eighty percent.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
Eighty percent.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
Wow, that's fantastic, So I guess I'll be giving you
my business.
Speaker 9 (35:07):
Wow, that's just dan.
Speaker 21 (35:09):
You know I've had my eye on a few of
these beauty since I walked in. Well, sir, now, I say,
oh my, look at that redhead in the court, Sir,
she's stilling out of that teddy.
Speaker 2 (35:19):
What's her name?
Speaker 9 (35:20):
It's Magenta?
Speaker 4 (35:21):
But sir, what a beautiful name.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I'd like to have, Magenta.
Speaker 9 (35:25):
I'm sure you would, but you'll be seeing Edith.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh wow, which one is Edith?
Speaker 9 (35:31):
She's the fat, old blonde with the mustache and the
wooden leg.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Are you insane?
Speaker 9 (35:38):
Sorry?
Speaker 14 (35:38):
Hun?
Speaker 9 (35:39):
Edith has seniority union rules, you know.
Speaker 10 (35:45):
Hello, doll.
Speaker 15 (35:46):
Some of.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
We hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 4 (35:59):
Playing Well, I'll take my glass eye out if you
want to get weird.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Tune in next time.
Speaker 14 (36:12):
Well we'll hear the busty redhead Magenta say, hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
Oho, gorgeous, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (36:23):
There's a big show on the radio. Hell are you Lindsey?
Premise here?
Speaker 22 (36:28):
And when I'm on this side of the pond, I
get my daily dose of culture and edification every morning
from these two delightful lads, John Boy and Billy right
here on the big show. You know, I hate to
break it to you, boys, but where I come from,
you're all Yankees. Who will I thought it was funny.
Speaker 5 (37:20):
Friday morning, May thirty thirty one days and this month
of May.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
Get up tomorrow, Taylor, get you awake, ready to face.
It's Saturday morning.
Speaker 5 (37:31):
Waity, This other is your one hour alert from my
wonderful thing. Get your hands on it. Number one hundred
and forty four. The big different piles that I've collected
over my years.
Speaker 6 (37:51):
That's how I just grab them.
Speaker 4 (37:52):
Big pile.
Speaker 5 (37:54):
The challenge coin from the fifty four Combat Communication Squadron,
Robin's Air Force Base.
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You got allowed to get your name in the hat.
Give it away, Give it away now. In one hour,
the bang on the dumb and Menace, We'll beating the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 17 (38:14):
The morning.
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Big Show's on the radio, gonna play for an LS
tractor price back on beating the Blonde. Right here, it's
a cool hat, a stainless steel insulated tumbler, and a
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(38:35):
roll some models by you and you click on the
link at the Big Show dot com. Watter's not too
busy posting pictures of my wonderful life. Wonderful kind of
added to her task. Oh she'll let it.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
With us too much. Yeah, hang on we playboard minutes.
You know the words is do I expect?
Speaker 17 (39:01):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't fix your
pistil one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 12 (39:14):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 18 (39:17):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (39:25):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I hate.
Speaker 10 (39:32):
I've been having a very bad day. I hit this dude.
Speaker 15 (40:07):
She's going, yeahday, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
Speaker 7 (40:30):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (40:31):
Man?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 14 (40:32):
You do have a life.
Speaker 10 (40:34):
I mean, do you do anything like.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
This creepy stuff?
Speaker 3 (40:37):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Speaker 21 (40:41):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 8 (40:45):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 2 (40:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (40:50):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
end up punch over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend things
are their arcis pal. It's a brave man.
Speaker 12 (41:02):
I can kick that party. All is will taste you as.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (41:09):
Bus drop five. Oh no, I am today.
Speaker 12 (42:00):
Check pag work work?
Speaker 14 (42:06):
What what what work?
Speaker 21 (42:08):
What's what's work? Work?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I shness of this? Do alright?
Speaker 4 (42:24):
Hartbeat hands? When are you ready?
Speaker 2 (42:27):
Baby?
Speaker 17 (42:28):
One?
Speaker 5 (42:28):
Ain't hundred big shows you told? Free lineer click down
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We play beat the Blind next
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