June 6, 2025 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, along with your other Friday Favs, we’ve got a brand new John Boy & Billy Playhouse entitled, “The New Tattoo”.. - Hoyt & The JuniorNationBand have their tune, “Flirtin’ with the Pastor”.. - John Boy gives away some more of his stuff - and shares a list of foreign signs that were lost in translation.. - and Marvin Webster tackles the issue of FaceBook Spying on You…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning to make show us on the radio, hang
over your local news, weather, sports.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
This was Royal, that is the King Veto, slayer of
the Visicals, destroyer of the Mongol, and aggravator of the
Ottoman Empire.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
barbarians John Boy and Billy ad Old big show, A
rise a loyd of beef, A.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
Rise Duke of Ellington, A rise water of ten, essence
of marp, milk of vactisia, cardan Udleoo.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Coming at them, hell Man at another Friday. This one
is June sixth, twenty twenty five. Right then, I'm gonna
jump right in here because we got this yesterday. It
goes our outburst winter from Wednesday day before yesterday was
Chester lay out of Knoxville, Tennessee, and VITA meetings and
(01:38):
drag racing and Jack can tayo. My girls got the
information there. So Chester is a Knoxville dragway race is
happening every Saturday night, an eighth mile drag racing. Chester
won the twenty twenty four IHR Sportsman Championship. Said that Jesse,
you didn't brag on you said, what was the matter
(01:59):
we listen to me. Don't you know the way to
do it? Awesome Chester Lay twenty twenty four i hr
RA Sportsman Champion. In shout out to the Knoxville team
they won the twenty twenty four Hrrace Bracket Finals Championship
(02:20):
Division eight. On that deal, sou gouse, y'all listening to
us out of IMZ Knoxville, Tennessee. We're proud to be
there with you.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Man.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You all got it going on, I said, said, they
always love Knoxville Dragway. Y'all had drag races. Might just
see mean slow Joe from Unarmed Wildlife George, might get
him on the plane.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Who rose.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Ester, Thank you then, buddy, proud to have you listening.
Y'all go get them again this year. All right, then,
we got three dates saved up. We're going the first
prize back out get the winning beginning, Big shows on
the radio. Good morning, I got the big Show on
the radio. First prize pack. It's a Lord Tigers prize pack.
Motorcycle lawyers who ride your Lord Tigers. Find out all
(03:10):
about them. We got the bounder right there at the
Big Show dot Com. This package consistently they got some
cool swag too, man. I love the hats and t
shirts and the logos. E We're gonna give you a
cool tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card. Fill
up your motorcycle from Lord Tigers, Motorzaga Lawyers that ride.
All right, three dates in history where we will get
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our three categories and get that aforementioned winning beginning twenty eighteen, Tater,
could you do it like you would in France with
our first date in history? Never mind? Sure, sure, he
got What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Do I have it?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I do that.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Some golf.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I need some coffee, eh, will.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Can you get a girl?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
We are doing this for John Boy.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
A Frenchman announced that he one francs one.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Million yu my lottery for the second time in two years.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Wow, I guess the odds. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
I can't do it in excellent all right.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
So in twenty eighteen, a Frenchman, you're.
Speaker 11 (04:19):
Going to Lebron James's voice.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
And also winning nets.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
We're wonning sixteen trillion.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's a that's a lot of it's a lot of people,
all right. So down the same date, Lebron James, So yeah,
Lebron James.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
Eclipse Michael Jordan's record one oh nine for most thirty
point games in NBA playoff history with the Cleveland Cavaliers
wall one ten to one oh two Game three. If
you know numbers, if you know, you know final loss
to Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
Yeah, Ron right record.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Margaret Dallas another time Steph beat lebron Jack laughing about that.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
I got one more date for you. In twenty eighteen,
a special pedestrian lane was introduced.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
In Yeah Zion, China, and it could be used by fubbersobersbers.
What are fobbers?
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Slow walking smartphone users?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
That would that be fubers? I don't know U, B
B E R S.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
Well phone would start with a food.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
You have that you don't know whether their accent is China? Yes, China,
China have three kind of one eight hundred big shows.
You're toe free line, so we play out birds next
(06:11):
good Friday morning, there's a big show on the radio.
My feature track for the Big Show bid Box Marvin
watches some tech talks Facebook spying on you. Search for
keyword Facebook where they hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com and go ahead and hit the
John Boybilly Facebook page. You hadn't checked it out this week, ladies,
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well me slow Joe, wildlife, George hurting some fish, all right,
I hurt one. It is a good check out my recipe.
It's just from the pictures.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
You like to see it.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I look you, it ain't help it. Ben right now,
let wedding.
Speaker 10 (06:54):
Got it.
Speaker 5 (06:56):
Upters, Let's pay up thest it's the game at any
one can win. John boys Billy give the prizes from
the big prize being. Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Out have the re upen guest time. You have the
best time. You have a big shots. Let's say head
of Bryce from Decatur, ten US say we.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Shots.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Good morning, Bryce, good morning, hey by Yeah now this
Bryce from Decatur. Is this the graduate of the University
of Tennessee big show listener, Bryce, Yes, it is, Oh
bad dad, good man, that's awesome. This is am I
told y'all about it on the air. Bryce us a
(08:00):
nice little note and pickture yourself graduating from the University
of Tennessee. A big show kid. We're proud of you, buddy,
Thank you, sir, thank you so much. That's awesome man.
All right, there, so and they were telling me some
of them sashes you had was pretty impressive, all right,
the sashes and the cords, Yes, all of it, all
(08:21):
of it. Congratulations, awesome, bo, thank you so much. And
you were still listening to the show while you were there.
It didn't dumb you down. You know, got four years
of college junctionability left, Brice if you want to graduate school,
you know, looking for our roommate. I'm on my way around,
aren't you top of the hill bar right up from
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up from Nayland Stadium.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I don't think the cords are really for you. We
can get you some rope.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
To come in handy when I was walking on the train,
trust all over to the stadium over the river by
the way. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Well,
let's get you two these three categories so I can
send you a prize package. You ready, yes, sir, Three
things that have high odds of not happening. Wow, I
(09:14):
might have gave you three there, ready go.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, and winning an
Olympic gold medal.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Mam ma'am. That's three good ones.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
God boy, getting a sash, graduating, hanging.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
To the train, trestle over the Tennessee River by a rope. Right,
that's a good one. All right, Well, let's get about
category two here, Bryce, give us three NBA teams Ready
go looks do Memphis Grizzly, Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami
Heat bam, and three places you see people walking? Ready go.
Speaker 14 (09:59):
The neighborhood, the mall, down the sidewalk, and.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
There is the universal of Tennessee rising with corns and sashes.
They shall listen to it. All good work, Brides, You
hang on, buddy, we'll hook you up.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We're proud of you.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
By the many hour on top of your news listeneits
of Friday morning party started with the bird. Why good morning?
(11:07):
It is riding with tickle out a picture on the
radio now Ben Jackie's favorite all ride he hited the
ram Masters in the house.
Speaker 15 (11:20):
Oh John Boy Bill, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy Billy, you know you are the best.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Come on now, clap your hands, sing.
Speaker 15 (11:29):
Along with us because we are the rap Masters, the
earth Man Singer, Kelly Rappers.
Speaker 11 (11:35):
You have different people on your big show for the more.
Speaker 16 (11:39):
There's the Rocking Roll Station ten years and coming more
good morning.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
That's a big show on the radio. Why Rev.
Speaker 17 (12:16):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
That's it. That's the one. That's a good morning. Now, child, Randy,
you're looking good. Mother, you gotta going out. I mean no,
I mean John Reddy and and Jackie. You gotta go. Okay,
I guess some moments over said help my thought for
the day.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
Before you give your answer, be sure you fully understand
what the question is.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
A lesson brought home to me over the.
Speaker 12 (12:41):
Weekend by my little nephew, Herman, the son of my
somewhat dense younger brother cleaners leaves and said. Little Herman
spent the weekend with me, and Sunday afternoon he come
up to me in the study.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
He said, Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what does sex mean?
I said, I beg your pardon. He said, what sex?
I don't mind telling you. Taken aback by such a
question coming from.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
A nine year old boy, as you can imagine, I
was somewhat reluctant to answer him till three things occurred
to me. Number one, soon or later, somebody gonna tell
this little boy about things like that. Number two, his
daddy isn't idiot, and number three being a blood relative,
and a student of the Holy Scriptures, I think I
could place the subject in his proper context. So I
(13:25):
read the quick prayer for wisdom to the Lord and
commenced to explaining the concept of sex to young Herman.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I started with aud him and Eve in the garden.
Speaker 12 (13:32):
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees,
and onto the full revelation of the mystery from a
proper monogamous, heterosexual judaele Christian perspective.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex. And
if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did you
hear about sex?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
He said from Daddy.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
He just called on the confone and said he's come
about to pick me up.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
In a few secs.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
FU, you get up the house and be sure you
know what the question is.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Gos speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellect.
Speaker 18 (14:10):
Jesus and gentlemen, get out, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Turned down. H duh, huh dumb huh, Okay, I think
we got it.
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Duh.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
You can quit saying, uh, I'm talking to you right now.
I'm going through my messages. Y'all know hat fils have
ever eddy of in the world. Coming up to you,
said you duh huh right you face.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
You know, John Boy, probably the wrong person said.
Speaker 18 (14:37):
I you speaking to your death you Ernie, you hear
what happened? You know they live over everybody the fire highuse.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, he's wand nephew, of course I know that.
Speaker 18 (14:43):
The fireman come out of the station and he saw
he loved that for you outside and he saw it
had a little red wagon had paid up.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Red had a little.
Speaker 18 (14:50):
Laggers ladders hug off the side. Laggers. That's some of
your other relatives. That was the poet lighters log he's
ware the fire bud's hat, and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
He did he did that.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing?
Speaker 18 (15:07):
Little boy says, I pretended to be a fire man,
said this is my fire truck, had Fiber and walked
over to.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Take her closer. Look said hey to.
Speaker 18 (15:14):
The Liggers, Hey, I know how y'all, said little boy.
Sure is a nice fire truck. Little boy said, thanks, mister.
Fiber looks a little closer. He notices you nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this little doggie testicle.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
What did I tell you?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
He did?
Speaker 18 (15:30):
And Fiber said, little boy, I don't want to tell
you how to run you firetruck, but if you were
to tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think
you could go faster at Little boy said, well, you're
probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syraidh
uh huh. Some more my messages, I can tell you
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one boy, we got times.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Oh shut up, rad, we got plenty of time.
Speaker 18 (15:54):
And this young female teacher was given it the sibbot
to her sixth grade class one day. It's the biggest sivat.
So she started right up hi the chalkboard. Suddenly there
was a giggle from other boys in the class. She
quickly turned rod, I said, what's so funny? Rad, don't said, well, teacher,
I just saw one of your garters. She said, get
out of my classroom. I don't want to see you
for three days. That teacher turned back to chalkboard realized
(16:15):
that she had forgotten the title this sibum. She reas
you a very type of the chalkboard here it is
a little louder giggle from another mail student. She quickly
turned around. I said, what's so funny? Billy said, well, Bess,
I just saw both of your garters.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Get Oh she she was hot.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
She gives you.
Speaker 18 (16:28):
Get out of my classroom. I don't want to see
you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated, she dropped the eraser.
She turned around again. Oh, she had to bend over
to pick it up.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
It's time.
Speaker 18 (16:40):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave it the classroom,
and she said.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 18 (16:49):
Little Johnny said, well, teach you from what I just
saw my school days over.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Stuck with the ladder, heard that was fun.
Speaker 18 (17:01):
Big wait, tell thebout by, I'll fast we kn'll get
out of here.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
The road. Good morning, every boy. There, you got a
big show on the radio, right, big showing radio right. Ah,
that's like any newsletter sports.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
It's just Spanky from.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
The Yellow Rose and you're listening to the greatest morning
show and recorded history of broadcast radio, John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
How big is it?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Bigger than my head?
Speaker 13 (17:31):
And that's big.
Speaker 14 (17:33):
There?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah, O, b I read it and I'll pay that
tabby a seat dead beat.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Good Friday morning, June the sixth, of the bird family
still here, might as well use them. Have you ready,
bird girl?
Speaker 10 (18:22):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
If it's your birthday today, then on this special occasion,
Bob White.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Boy White and wipper Well whipper Will, who.
Speaker 15 (18:32):
Will would love to chirp happy birthday to you? Bob
White and whipple Well, are you ready to chirp happy
birthday on this special occasion for me?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
If you were having a birthday today, on this June
the sixth, and you're having one or sharing one with
Freddy Krueger, right, yes, Robert England seventy eight years old,
start on fred not maryn Elmster.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
The actors, uh huh, Jason Isaacs, Timothy Rattler in the
third season of HBOS. The White Lotus is sixty two,
retired tennis player, Bijorn Bjorg is sixty nine, Sandra Bernhard
is seventy because she was an actor's here, and Harvey
Finzin is seventy one.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Holy no, happy, Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Know that's the one that was in with all the
starlets out there.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
That's Weinstein.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Oh good stains moving around. Y'all be careful and Carol
Baskin is still alive and is sixty four years old.
Tiger King still in prison. Wow, good morning, Big shows
on the radio coming up. We played John Boyd Jebondary
for one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls not
(19:50):
cleaning products made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America
moving to bolshamp make sure they look good doing it,
and find bollsnount and truck stops across America. Download the
Bullsnod app. Going to bander to Big Show dot Com,
get Jim Foe, hang on when your home in minutes
first our Friday Morning song and before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister,
(20:11):
you better find yourself another line.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
Of work that when sure, don't fix your pistol. It's
one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (20:22):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
I hate, I hate. I've been having a very bad day. Okay,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Monday.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
She's going.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 19 (21:37):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
We gotta get out of here. Who does have a life?
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff.
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 11 (21:46):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (21:48):
We just we just work.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
Right, work work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Yeah, we get stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man can kick party. All is will taste you as.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Bus I'm fine.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Today?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Work what what?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 13 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 15 (23:16):
What's work?
Speaker 7 (23:31):
All?
Speaker 17 (23:31):
Right?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Hands? When way? We want to be ing then of
John Boyd jeopardy. Uh, we need to review yesterday's question
because we were learning about traditional Chinese art.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Sometimes featured female nudity, and they didn't have a problem
with most of the body, but we're looking for the
bare part of the female body. They did not want.
They could not do were her feet feet so.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Can't do that?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
They were bound and ugly or something? Well, well there
was they thought they thought it was beautiful. Yeah, Well
let's jump here. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We start with weird.
But whenever King Henry the Third of France felt his
public approval was slipping, he would walk around the streets
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with a basket of these around his neck of tequila. Right,
watch y'all, god On ain't not need make sure you
told free line. We played John boyjepty Next. Good morning,
(25:02):
and it's a big show on the radio. We're rolling
to you Friday morning, and I feature tracking the Big
Show bed Box. We've got Marvin Webster's tech talk. Is
Facebook spying on you? There's a key word basebud when
he hit the bedbox at the Bigshow dot com there
right now that's playing yes live across America. It's John
(25:22):
Boy Deef.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
And now your host.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Whenever he's feeling his approval is slipping, he'll walk around
the office with his Radio Hall of Fame plaque around
his neck. Even shoun boy.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Lad.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
They hated Gregory out of Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning Gregory.
Speaker 13 (25:46):
Yeah we doing that, gals were doing good.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Man has everything in your spot this morning.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Happen to be on the show
with y'all.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Good buddy, We're glad you're in here, Gregory, you go
first shot at it. We were saying, well, it's kind
of weird. But whenever King Henry the third of France
felt his public approval was slipping, you'd walk around the
streets with a basket of these around his neck.
Speaker 13 (26:12):
I actually know what this is. It's a weird because
of a history class thing. Wow, this is strange. I
am gonna say, h puppies.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
A basket of puppies.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
A basket of puppies, Gregory is pretty sure, let's see. Yes,
a great way to pick up chicks on the streets.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I gotta say you, this is the kind of thing
I would expect from Donald Trump at some point around
with a basket of puppies.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Well, Gregory, you did it, buddy. One hundred twenty dollars
worth of Bull's not cleaning products made in the USA.
Get it to you in Jacksonville, Oh, first time caller.
Speaker 13 (26:59):
I appreciate it, all right, boy, bud them for the
hour and top of your news.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Only on the side you can tell you Pap McCord,
see if I got anything up there where putting dog
little bird dogs. Don't let me get my basket.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
H h h.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
H.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Good morning. This will Big Show on the radio. You're
listening to us in and around Knoxville, Tennessee at the
Knoxville Dragway. Racist happen every Saturday night. Big Show listener
Chester Lade win of the twenty twenty four hr Sportsman Championship,
was winner of Outburst this Wednesday morning. Here on the
(28:12):
Big Show. Chester used to winning and we pulled for
him there Knoxville Dragway tomorrow night. Okay, in the meantime,
anything else, I got up there tight b W double
are you?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
And bear.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
B W double?
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
And good morning? It is Friday, super flat. We are
(29:00):
decided to be in a playhouse action.
Speaker 20 (29:05):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burnford here with another Areola
alienating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the New Tattoo. As our story opens, a young housewife
excitedly waits for her husband to get home from work.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Honey, I'm oh.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
Good, good, good, good goody.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Hi have a surprise for you. Uh, dinner's ready. No,
you did the laundry. No, you finally shaved your legs.
It's on the list. But no, good Okay, I'm stumped.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
What's the surprise.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
I got a new tattoo. Oh aren't you excited?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You know, I don't like you getting all these tattoos.
Oh waits why you married me? No?
Speaker 17 (29:47):
My dad is the one who said, try to marry
a girl with bad tattoos. It shows she makes bad
decisions but sticks with it.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
You liked my last one, No I didn't.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
I did that because you always said there's nothing to
do between the holidays.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
So what's this new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
And who's your favorite actress of all?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Tame Rigid bardeux Well.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
In her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed
on my glorious booty.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
All right, turn around and get those scants off and
let's have a look.
Speaker 18 (30:35):
You got it.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
There?
Speaker 16 (30:39):
What do you think?
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Well, what's wrong? Honey?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Who the hell is Bob?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
We hope you enjoyed John, Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 20 (31:00):
Tune in next time when anything Christy old tattoo artist
who specializes in butts.
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Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it. Good morning, You.
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Got the Big show on the rady. You have more
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weather and sports.
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You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grint your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
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horse's head or these two horses eyes?
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turns out right? Here comes back?
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Or yeah?
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Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
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To you, John, thank you so much. Next will attator
point to some things like Carol Meryl would used to
be right now hoarting a Junior Nation band with their
Friday morning song. We know one person in their group
looking forward to going to church on Sunday. Hit it,
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come on.
Speaker 21 (34:39):
I never thank too much about the cows I used
to see.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
It pays.
Speaker 21 (34:44):
One particular one that haunts my memory. She was tall
and she was blonde day show, no lovely creature, red
news for me.
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She was a fanny causal preacher. I'm sixteen years.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Old, but she good live at the gospel down making
ten for five. The law that she's the size town
which fast preaching. My heart was beating faster.
Speaker 13 (35:16):
I hang a round and go a flirting with the faster.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Her sex the meal was quite unique.
Speaker 21 (35:27):
She was a my botomp in free. She spoke in.
Speaker 19 (35:33):
Tongue when she was crazy, blirting with the faster every day, Yes, sir,
that was me.
Speaker 21 (35:54):
I'd set down on the front row, shower dress and
shape her on.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
The interest was to see that I got saved.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
I met her daddy. He said, I know what you're after.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
You leave my gal along you hearty little gave heart
to the Lord.
Speaker 21 (36:18):
After we touched the day and she baptized me in
the crew.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
I tried to hang in there, just hoping to have last.
Couldn't change her heart, but I kept learning with the faster.
Speaker 19 (36:37):
Mama said that I was going to hell.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Daddy said I might end up in drail. I couldn't
let her give away, learning with the faster every day,
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and you your work.
Speaker 14 (37:06):
If you'd have been in my shoes, you'd have done
the same. That's youn sing, better know, that's right. Pick
one girl, girl.
Speaker 21 (37:38):
One day that gospel tent backed up fam Move do we.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Burn?
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Golden Melbourne still haunts.
Speaker 19 (37:46):
Me to this day.
Speaker 21 (37:49):
Shut up this love affairly than not being dis after.
But I could keep the satha flare with the pastor
on the guy I ever heard you the frem.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Never got against where that gets saved.
Speaker 21 (38:11):
She was the one that guy away five year, burning
with the faster every day.
Speaker 14 (38:19):
O oh break my Heart's.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
A good boy.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I'll be careful of that. Let's play Meeting the Blonde
for our Bird Tea County Peanuts Prize. Pick one eight
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Good morning to make show us on the radio, hang
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Ottoman Empire.
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All listening to my two royal jests, those gap toothed
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Coming at them, hell Man at another Friday. This one
is June sixth, twenty twenty five. Right then, I'm gonna
jump right in here because we got this yesterday. It
goes our outburst winter from Wednesday day before yesterday was
Chester lay out of Knoxville, Tennessee, and VITA meetings and
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drag racing and Jack can tayo. My girls got the
information there. So Chester is a Knoxville dragway race is
happening every Saturday night, an eighth mile drag racing. Chester
won the twenty twenty four IHR Sportsman Championship. Said that Jesse,
you didn't brag on you said, what was the matter
(01:59):
we listen to me. Don't you know the way to
do it? Awesome Chester Lay twenty twenty four i hr
RA Sportsman Champion. In shout out to the Knoxville team
they won the twenty twenty four Hrrace Bracket Finals Championship
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Division eight. On that deal, sou gouse, y'all listening to
us out of IMZ Knoxville, Tennessee. We're proud to be
there with you.
Speaker 6 (02:29):
Man.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
You all got it going on, I said, said, they
always love Knoxville Dragway. Y'all had drag races. Might just
see mean slow Joe from Unarmed Wildlife George, might get
him on the plane.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
Who rose.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Ester, Thank you then, buddy, proud to have you listening.
Y'all go get them again this year. All right, then,
we got three dates saved up. We're going the first
prize back out get the winning beginning, Big shows on
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All right, three dates in history where we will get
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our three categories and get that aforementioned winning beginning twenty eighteen, Tater,
could you do it like you would in France with
our first date in history? Never mind? Sure, sure, he
got What are you talking about?
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Do I have it?
Speaker 6 (03:47):
I do that.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
Some golf.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I need some coffee, eh, will.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
Can you get a girl?
Speaker 5 (04:03):
We are doing this for John Boy.
Speaker 8 (04:05):
A Frenchman announced that he one francs one.
Speaker 9 (04:08):
Million yu my lottery for the second time in two years.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Wow, I guess the odds. I don't know.
Speaker 10 (04:16):
I can't do it in excellent all right.
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So in twenty eighteen, a Frenchman, you're.
Speaker 11 (04:19):
Going to Lebron James's voice.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
And also winning nets.
Speaker 10 (04:26):
We're wonning sixteen trillion.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
That's a that's a lot of it's a lot of people,
all right. So down the same date, Lebron James, So yeah,
Lebron James.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
Eclipse Michael Jordan's record one oh nine for most thirty
point games in NBA playoff history with the Cleveland Cavaliers
wall one ten to one oh two Game three. If
you know numbers, if you know, you know final loss
to Golden State Warriors.
Speaker 11 (04:52):
Yeah, Ron right record.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Margaret Dallas another time Steph beat lebron Jack laughing about that.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
I got one more date for you. In twenty eighteen,
a special pedestrian lane was introduced.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
In Yeah Zion, China, and it could be used by fubbersobersbers.
What are fobbers?
Speaker 9 (05:17):
Slow walking smartphone users?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
That would that be fubers? I don't know U, B
B E R S.
Speaker 11 (05:25):
Well phone would start with a food.
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You have that you don't know whether their accent is China? Yes, China,
China have three kind of one eight hundred big shows.
You're toe free line, so we play out birds next
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well me slow Joe, wildlife, George hurting some fish, all right,
I hurt one. It is a good check out my recipe.
It's just from the pictures.
Speaker 7 (06:46):
You like to see it.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I look you, it ain't help it. Ben right now,
let wedding.
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Got it.
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Upters, Let's pay up thest it's the game at any
one can win. John boys Billy give the prizes from
the big prize being. Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 12 (07:11):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Out have the re upen guest time. You have the
best time. You have a big shots. Let's say head
of Bryce from Decatur, ten US say we.
Speaker 7 (07:31):
Shots.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Good morning, Bryce, good morning, hey by Yeah now this
Bryce from Decatur. Is this the graduate of the University
of Tennessee big show listener, Bryce, Yes, it is, Oh
bad dad, good man, that's awesome. This is am I
told y'all about it on the air. Bryce us a
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nice little note and pickture yourself graduating from the University
of Tennessee. A big show kid. We're proud of you, buddy,
Thank you, sir, thank you so much. That's awesome man.
All right, there, so and they were telling me some
of them sashes you had was pretty impressive, all right,
the sashes and the cords, Yes, all of it, all
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of it. Congratulations, awesome, bo, thank you so much. And
you were still listening to the show while you were there.
It didn't dumb you down. You know, got four years
of college junctionability left, Brice if you want to graduate school,
you know, looking for our roommate. I'm on my way around,
aren't you top of the hill bar right up from
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up from Nayland Stadium.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
I don't think the cords are really for you. We
can get you some rope.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
To come in handy when I was walking on the train,
trust all over to the stadium over the river by
the way. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Well,
let's get you two these three categories so I can
send you a prize package. You ready, yes, sir, Three
things that have high odds of not happening. Wow, I
(09:14):
might have gave you three there, ready go.
Speaker 13 (09:19):
Winning the lottery, getting struck by lightning, and winning an
Olympic gold medal.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Mam ma'am. That's three good ones.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
God boy, getting a sash, graduating, hanging.
Speaker 5 (09:32):
To the train, trestle over the Tennessee River by a rope. Right,
that's a good one. All right, Well, let's get about
category two here, Bryce, give us three NBA teams Ready
go looks do Memphis Grizzly, Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami
Heat bam, and three places you see people walking? Ready go.
Speaker 14 (09:59):
The neighborhood, the mall, down the sidewalk, and.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
There is the universal of Tennessee rising with corns and sashes.
They shall listen to it. All good work, Brides, You
hang on, buddy, we'll hook you up.
Speaker 13 (10:13):
Man.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
We're proud of you.
Speaker 7 (10:15):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
By the many hour on top of your news listeneits
of Friday morning party started with the bird. Why good morning?
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It is riding with tickle out a picture on the
radio now Ben Jackie's favorite all ride he hited the
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Speaker 15 (11:20):
Oh John Boy Bill, everything is going to be all right,
John Boy Billy, you know you are the best.
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Come on now, clap your hands, sing.
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Along with us because we are the rap Masters, the
earth Man Singer, Kelly Rappers.
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You have different people on your big show for the more.
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There's the Rocking Roll Station ten years and coming more
good morning.
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That's a big show on the radio. Why Rev.
Speaker 17 (12:16):
That's it.
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That's it. That's the one. That's a good morning. Now, child, Randy,
you're looking good. Mother, you gotta going out. I mean no,
I mean John Reddy and and Jackie. You gotta go. Okay,
I guess some moments over said help my thought for
the day.
Speaker 12 (12:34):
Before you give your answer, be sure you fully understand
what the question is.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
A lesson brought home to me over the.
Speaker 12 (12:41):
Weekend by my little nephew, Herman, the son of my
somewhat dense younger brother cleaners leaves and said. Little Herman
spent the weekend with me, and Sunday afternoon he come
up to me in the study.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
He said, Uncle Ernie, excuse me, what does sex mean?
I said, I beg your pardon. He said, what sex?
I don't mind telling you. Taken aback by such a
question coming from.
Speaker 12 (13:02):
A nine year old boy, as you can imagine, I
was somewhat reluctant to answer him till three things occurred
to me. Number one, soon or later, somebody gonna tell
this little boy about things like that. Number two, his
daddy isn't idiot, and number three being a blood relative,
and a student of the Holy Scriptures, I think I
could place the subject in his proper context. So I
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read the quick prayer for wisdom to the Lord and
commenced to explaining the concept of sex to young Herman.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I started with aud him and Eve in the garden.
Speaker 12 (13:32):
I moved on carefully through the birds and the bees,
and onto the full revelation of the mystery from a
proper monogamous, heterosexual judaele Christian perspective.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
If you know what I mean.
Speaker 12 (13:44):
It was a delicate subject, but with the Lord's help,
I think I did a respectable job. And as I concluded,
I said that Herman is the meaning of sex. And
if you don't mind my asking, where exactly did you
hear about sex?
Speaker 5 (13:56):
He said from Daddy.
Speaker 12 (13:58):
He just called on the confone and said he's come
about to pick me up.
Speaker 6 (14:00):
In a few secs.
Speaker 12 (14:04):
FU, you get up the house and be sure you
know what the question is.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Gos speaking of dealer with a nine year old intellect.
Speaker 18 (14:10):
Jesus and gentlemen, get out, thank you very much.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Turned down. H duh, huh dumb huh, Okay, I think
we got it.
Speaker 14 (14:19):
Duh.
Speaker 18 (14:20):
You can quit saying, uh, I'm talking to you right now.
I'm going through my messages. Y'all know hat fils have
ever eddy of in the world. Coming up to you,
said you duh huh right you face.
Speaker 5 (14:31):
You know, John Boy, probably the wrong person said.
Speaker 18 (14:37):
I you speaking to your death you Ernie, you hear
what happened? You know they live over everybody the fire highuse.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, he's wand nephew, of course I know that.
Speaker 18 (14:43):
The fireman come out of the station and he saw
he loved that for you outside and he saw it
had a little red wagon had paid up.
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Red had a little.
Speaker 18 (14:50):
Laggers ladders hug off the side. Laggers. That's some of
your other relatives. That was the poet lighters log he's
ware the fire bud's hat, and he had that wagon
tied to a dog.
Speaker 7 (15:03):
He did he did that.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Fiber said, hey, little boy, what she doing?
Speaker 18 (15:07):
Little boy says, I pretended to be a fire man,
said this is my fire truck, had Fiber and walked
over to.
Speaker 5 (15:12):
Take her closer. Look said hey to.
Speaker 18 (15:14):
The Liggers, Hey, I know how y'all, said little boy.
Sure is a nice fire truck. Little boy said, thanks, mister.
Fiber looks a little closer. He notices you nephew has
tied the dog to the wagon by this little doggie testicle.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
What did I tell you?
Speaker 7 (15:29):
He did?
Speaker 18 (15:30):
And Fiber said, little boy, I don't want to tell
you how to run you firetruck, but if you were
to tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think
you could go faster at Little boy said, well, you're
probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a syraidh
uh huh. Some more my messages, I can tell you
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one boy, we got times.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Oh shut up, rad, we got plenty of time.
Speaker 18 (15:54):
And this young female teacher was given it the sibbot
to her sixth grade class one day. It's the biggest sivat.
So she started right up hi the chalkboard. Suddenly there
was a giggle from other boys in the class. She
quickly turned rod, I said, what's so funny? Rad, don't said, well, teacher,
I just saw one of your garters. She said, get
out of my classroom. I don't want to see you
for three days. That teacher turned back to chalkboard realized
(16:15):
that she had forgotten the title this sibum. She reas
you a very type of the chalkboard here it is
a little louder giggle from another mail student. She quickly
turned around. I said, what's so funny? Billy said, well, Bess,
I just saw both of your garters.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
Get Oh she she was hot.
Speaker 11 (16:28):
She gives you.
Speaker 18 (16:28):
Get out of my classroom. I don't want to see
you for three weeks. Well, embarrassing, frustrated, she dropped the eraser.
She turned around again. Oh, she had to bend over
to pick it up.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
It's time.
Speaker 18 (16:40):
There was an enormous burst of laughter from another mail student.
She quickly turned to see Little Johnny leave it the classroom,
and she said.
Speaker 5 (16:47):
Well, where do you think you going?
Speaker 18 (16:49):
Little Johnny said, well, teach you from what I just
saw my school days over.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Stuck with the ladder, heard that was fun.
Speaker 18 (17:01):
Big wait, tell thebout by, I'll fast we kn'll get
out of here.
Speaker 5 (17:05):
The road. Good morning, every boy. There, you got a
big show on the radio, right, big showing radio right. Ah,
that's like any newsletter sports.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
It's just Spanky from.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
The Yellow Rose and you're listening to the greatest morning
show and recorded history of broadcast radio, John Boy and
Billy Big Show.
Speaker 7 (17:27):
How big is it?
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Bigger than my head?
Speaker 13 (17:31):
And that's big.
Speaker 14 (17:33):
There?
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah, O, b I read it and I'll pay that
tabby a seat dead beat.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Good Friday morning, June the sixth, of the bird family
still here, might as well use them. Have you ready,
bird girl?
Speaker 10 (18:22):
Hi?
Speaker 15 (18:23):
If it's your birthday today, then on this special occasion,
Bob White.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
Boy White and wipper Well whipper Will, who.
Speaker 15 (18:32):
Will would love to chirp happy birthday to you? Bob
White and whipple Well, are you ready to chirp happy
birthday on this special occasion for me?
Speaker 5 (18:46):
If you were having a birthday today, on this June
the sixth, and you're having one or sharing one with
Freddy Krueger, right, yes, Robert England seventy eight years old,
start on fred not maryn Elmster.
Speaker 11 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
The actors, uh huh, Jason Isaacs, Timothy Rattler in the
third season of HBOS. The White Lotus is sixty two,
retired tennis player, Bijorn Bjorg is sixty nine, Sandra Bernhard
is seventy because she was an actor's here, and Harvey
Finzin is seventy one.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
Holy no, happy, Oh, I.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Know that's the one that was in with all the
starlets out there.
Speaker 10 (19:28):
That's Weinstein.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
Oh good stains moving around. Y'all be careful and Carol
Baskin is still alive and is sixty four years old.
Tiger King still in prison. Wow, good morning, Big shows
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you better find yourself another line.
Speaker 11 (20:13):
Of work that when sure, don't fix your pistol. It's
one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 13 (20:19):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (20:22):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 5 (20:25):
Hit it.
Speaker 7 (20:33):
I hate, I hate. I've been having a very bad day. Okay,
I don't.
Speaker 5 (21:02):
Monday.
Speaker 7 (21:15):
She's going.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 19 (21:37):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 6 (21:39):
Man?
Speaker 5 (21:39):
We gotta get out of here. Who does have a life?
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff.
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 11 (21:46):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 13 (21:48):
We just we just work.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 17 (21:50):
Right, work work, work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 5 (21:53):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 13 (21:57):
Yeah, we get stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
Work, the time when you go out looking for happiness
and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 7 (22:06):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man can kick party. All is will taste you as.
Speaker 5 (22:17):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (22:17):
Bus I'm fine.
Speaker 9 (23:02):
Today?
Speaker 5 (23:14):
Work what what?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 13 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 12 (23:15):
What?
Speaker 15 (23:16):
What's work?
Speaker 7 (23:31):
All?
Speaker 17 (23:31):
Right?
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Hands? When way? We want to be ing then of
John Boyd jeopardy. Uh, we need to review yesterday's question
because we were learning about traditional Chinese art.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
Sometimes featured female nudity, and they didn't have a problem
with most of the body, but we're looking for the
bare part of the female body. They did not want.
They could not do were her feet feet so.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Can't do that?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
They were bound and ugly or something? Well, well there
was they thought they thought it was beautiful. Yeah, Well
let's jump here. Today's John Boy Jeopardy. We start with weird.
But whenever King Henry the Third of France felt his
public approval was slipping, he would walk around the streets
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with a basket of these around his neck of tequila. Right,
watch y'all, god On ain't not need make sure you
told free line. We played John boyjepty Next. Good morning,
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and it's a big show on the radio. We're rolling
to you Friday morning, and I feature tracking the Big
Show bed Box. We've got Marvin Webster's tech talk. Is
Facebook spying on you? There's a key word basebud when
he hit the bedbox at the Bigshow dot com there
right now that's playing yes live across America. It's John
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Boy Deef.
Speaker 13 (25:24):
And now your host.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Whenever he's feeling his approval is slipping, he'll walk around
the office with his Radio Hall of Fame plaque around
his neck. Even shoun boy.
Speaker 6 (25:40):
Lad.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
They hated Gregory out of Jacksonville, North Carolina. Good morning Gregory.
Speaker 13 (25:46):
Yeah we doing that, gals were doing good.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Man has everything in your spot this morning.
Speaker 13 (25:53):
It's beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Happen to be on the show
with y'all.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
Good buddy, We're glad you're in here, Gregory, you go
first shot at it. We were saying, well, it's kind
of weird. But whenever King Henry the third of France
felt his public approval was slipping, you'd walk around the
streets with a basket of these around his neck.
Speaker 13 (26:12):
I actually know what this is. It's a weird because
of a history class thing. Wow, this is strange. I
am gonna say, h puppies.
Speaker 7 (26:23):
A basket of puppies.
Speaker 5 (26:24):
A basket of puppies, Gregory is pretty sure, let's see. Yes,
a great way to pick up chicks on the streets.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
I gotta say you, this is the kind of thing
I would expect from Donald Trump at some point around
with a basket of puppies.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Well, Gregory, you did it, buddy. One hundred twenty dollars
worth of Bull's not cleaning products made in the USA.
Get it to you in Jacksonville, Oh, first time caller.
Speaker 13 (26:59):
I appreciate it, all right, boy, bud them for the
hour and top of your news.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
Only on the side you can tell you Pap McCord,
see if I got anything up there where putting dog
little bird dogs. Don't let me get my basket.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
H h h.
Speaker 13 (27:24):
H.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Good morning. This will Big Show on the radio. You're
listening to us in and around Knoxville, Tennessee at the
Knoxville Dragway. Racist happen every Saturday night. Big Show listener
Chester Lade win of the twenty twenty four hr Sportsman Championship,
was winner of Outburst this Wednesday morning. Here on the
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Big Show. Chester used to winning and we pulled for
him there Knoxville Dragway tomorrow night. Okay, in the meantime,
anything else, I got up there tight b W double
are you?
Speaker 7 (28:26):
And bear.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
B W double?
Speaker 14 (28:30):
Are you?
Speaker 5 (28:30):
And good morning? It is Friday, super flat. We are
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decided to be in a playhouse action.
Speaker 20 (29:05):
Hello friends, you're old pal Burnford here with another Areola
alienating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
the New Tattoo. As our story opens, a young housewife
excitedly waits for her husband to get home from work.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
Honey, I'm oh.
Speaker 11 (29:23):
Good, good, good, good goody.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
Hi have a surprise for you. Uh, dinner's ready. No,
you did the laundry. No, you finally shaved your legs.
It's on the list. But no, good Okay, I'm stumped.
Speaker 11 (29:37):
What's the surprise.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
I got a new tattoo. Oh aren't you excited?
Speaker 6 (29:42):
Not really?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You know, I don't like you getting all these tattoos.
Oh waits why you married me? No?
Speaker 17 (29:47):
My dad is the one who said, try to marry
a girl with bad tattoos. It shows she makes bad
decisions but sticks with it.
Speaker 5 (29:56):
You liked my last one, No I didn't.
Speaker 17 (30:00):
You had Christmas tattooed on the inside of one thigh
and New Year's tattooed on the inside of the other thigh.
Speaker 9 (30:05):
I did that because you always said there's nothing to
do between the holidays.
Speaker 11 (30:12):
Well, okay, I'll give you that one.
Speaker 17 (30:14):
So what's this new tattoo you're so excited about.
Speaker 10 (30:16):
Well, I know how much you love old movies, right,
And who's your favorite actress of all?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
Tame Rigid bardeux Well.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
In her honor, I had her initials biggest life tattooed
on my glorious booty.
Speaker 5 (30:31):
All right, turn around and get those scants off and
let's have a look.
Speaker 18 (30:35):
You got it.
Speaker 7 (30:39):
There?
Speaker 16 (30:39):
What do you think?
Speaker 5 (30:41):
Well, what's wrong? Honey?
Speaker 11 (30:44):
Who the hell is Bob?
Speaker 5 (30:56):
We hope you enjoyed John, Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 20 (31:00):
Tune in next time when anything Christy old tattoo artist
who specializes in butts.
Speaker 5 (31:04):
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar like
I can see it. Good morning, You.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
Got the Big show on the rady. You have more
chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 8 (31:19):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grint your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(31:41):
horse's head or these two horses eyes?
Speaker 5 (32:18):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio, and
this is your one hour alert in John Boy's Wonderful
Thing give him away number one hundred and forty five.
You got an hour. You go to the Bigshow dot com.
You will see my wonderful thing there. It's a big show.
Show me your photo Claire b. Langress, a cheerleader. Bet
she'll all show me back in ninety six, autographed by
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your truly god Boy and Billy. All right, everything else,
wait right quick.
Speaker 6 (32:47):
My art, my art brand new contest. Hold bet all
turns out right? Here comes back?
Speaker 13 (32:57):
Or yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:02):
Then they go have it right now, we gotta play
beating the ball right next doome, don't worry? Yeah, we'll
say vent for later as well. The Big Show rolls on.
Good Morning, got the Big Show on the radio coming up.
We played beat the Blonde. Let's go and put out
blonde to work right now? What can they win if
they win?
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Well, if they win, they win an assortment of small
batch hand cooked peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts, a Southern
tradition for over one hundred years. Snack Smarter peanuts are
high in protein, hard, healthy, and can help lower your cholesterol.
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Speaker 5 (33:50):
To you, John, thank you so much. Next will attator
point to some things like Carol Meryl would used to
be right now hoarting a Junior Nation band with their
Friday morning song. We know one person in their group
looking forward to going to church on Sunday. Hit it,
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come on.
Speaker 21 (34:39):
I never thank too much about the cows I used
to see.
Speaker 7 (34:44):
It pays.
Speaker 21 (34:44):
One particular one that haunts my memory. She was tall
and she was blonde day show, no lovely creature, red
news for me.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
She was a fanny causal preacher. I'm sixteen years.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Old, but she good live at the gospel down making
ten for five. The law that she's the size town
which fast preaching. My heart was beating faster.
Speaker 13 (35:16):
I hang a round and go a flirting with the faster.
Speaker 5 (35:22):
Her sex the meal was quite unique.
Speaker 21 (35:27):
She was a my botomp in free. She spoke in.
Speaker 19 (35:33):
Tongue when she was crazy, blirting with the faster every day, Yes, sir,
that was me.
Speaker 21 (35:54):
I'd set down on the front row, shower dress and
shape her on.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
The interest was to see that I got saved.
Speaker 7 (36:05):
I met her daddy. He said, I know what you're after.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
You leave my gal along you hearty little gave heart
to the Lord.
Speaker 21 (36:18):
After we touched the day and she baptized me in
the crew.
Speaker 7 (36:26):
I tried to hang in there, just hoping to have last.
Couldn't change her heart, but I kept learning with the faster.
Speaker 19 (36:37):
Mama said that I was going to hell.
Speaker 7 (36:42):
Daddy said I might end up in drail. I couldn't
let her give away, learning with the faster every day,
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and you your work.
Speaker 14 (37:06):
If you'd have been in my shoes, you'd have done
the same. That's youn sing, better know, that's right. Pick
one girl, girl.
Speaker 21 (37:38):
One day that gospel tent backed up fam Move do we.
Speaker 2 (37:44):
Burn?
Speaker 7 (37:44):
Golden Melbourne still haunts.
Speaker 19 (37:46):
Me to this day.
Speaker 21 (37:49):
Shut up this love affairly than not being dis after.
But I could keep the satha flare with the pastor
on the guy I ever heard you the frem.
Speaker 7 (38:05):
Never got against where that gets saved.
Speaker 21 (38:11):
She was the one that guy away five year, burning
with the faster every day.
Speaker 14 (38:19):
O oh break my Heart's.
Speaker 7 (38:26):
A good boy.
Speaker 5 (38:28):
I'll be careful of that. Let's play Meeting the Blonde
for our Bird Tea County Peanuts Prize. Pick one eight
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