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out from.
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In line at the dm BE and I really kind
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of me was whining about his pronouns.
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I'm a man, is all he'd say.
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But the clerk wasn't gonna play his Adam's apple gave
him away regardless of his pronouns. We can't all tell
the boys from the girls. But you live in your
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own weirdo world. Grow up and get a line. Oh hello, Babs.
It has been, as they say, a while, but I
bet it hasn't been a while for you. If you
catch my innuendo, no, no, no, no innuendo, not in
your endo, I can tell where your mind is at today.
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So what's up the agenda? Are we pranking the snack girl?
Coaching Jackie on her ebonics, replacing John Boy's clothes down
one size every day for the next week to keep
telling me he's fat?
Speaker 12 (15:11):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Then what prithy are we endeavoring? What's that?
Speaker 13 (15:15):
You don't you don't speak Latin?
Speaker 1 (15:18):
Okay, what are we doing? Finding John Boy a new pet?
Speaker 10 (15:24):
Ah? Now to clarify, when you say pet, do you
mean animal or another member of the entourage?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
I mean they can be both.
Speaker 10 (15:35):
Let's be honest. Look at Joe Butler. He's a flee
collar away from riding in the car with his head
out doing them Oh, an actual pet pet? Okay, Well
hold that thought. And while we're why do you put
your hands on either side of your head? You're holding
that thought?
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (15:54):
Well, before we exercise our think, lads, why don't you
go make your bladder flatter?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (16:00):
And off she goes wrong way? Nope, warmer, warmer, warmer, No,
that doesn't mean go to the kitchen. Tip to the
left and slide slide. That's a file cabinet. Nice try though,
straight straight. I know it's only been two years, but
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you'll get the hang of it.
Speaker 13 (16:23):
And she's gone potty. Time with Babs is always an adventure.
Speaker 10 (16:32):
Once she saw a sign that said go blue, and
she came back sobbing because she can only go yellow.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Just in time. Jump makes your best speaking.
Speaker 10 (16:49):
I'm to help you.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Oh hello, ass nerd.
Speaker 13 (16:56):
What do you want?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh you have some new material?
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Great take that material, sow a new outfit and bury
yourself in it.
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Meow, that's more like it.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
John Boy, Billy big show speaking. I'm to help you.
Speaker 10 (17:11):
Oo, Marcel, I didn't expect you back so soon. How
was your How was your What were you doing again?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (17:18):
Yes, the no Kings protest in New York? Why on
earth would you go to that? Oh you thought they
said no queens. Well, thanks for trying on behalf of
the team. Oh nothing, just waiting for Babzilla to find
her way back from the crap war. We're trying to
find a new pet for John Boy. Oh no, no,
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we have some ideas. We thought about an alligator. I
mean that gives him something to play with in the pond.
Maybe a bear, that might be fun. He fancies himself
a grizzly Adams type. I don't have the heart to
tell him he's more of a fester Adams. We considered
a snake, but he already has to deal with corporate
so much. That seemed to be redundant. What's that now?
Speaker 1 (18:03):
That is true?
Speaker 10 (18:04):
A monkey would be sort of a fun addition, especially
one that can hold stuff.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Which apparently is a priority.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
For some reason.
Speaker 10 (18:12):
But see, with a monkey, you have to worry about
them eating your face. And he is kind of partial
to his I know that is sad. Well, we always
have the fallback of a parrot. It would serve him
right to have to hear a bird screaming oh wow
wow every damn day. Then he'd know how we feel.
Oh hold on, here comes Barbarella. I'll be home shortly.
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And oh Marcel dust.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Whoa, whoa whoa? Slow down, cow girl? What's the trouble?
Double bubble?
Speaker 10 (18:44):
The chubby account guy with a twope is trying to
steal honey buns out of the vending machine, and that
fell on him. Well, don't just stand there down nine
one one. You can't What do you mean you can't.
Your phone doesn't have an eleven.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
Oh my head.
Speaker 10 (19:03):
Let's let chubby twopey guy find help elsewhere. Get the
beec powders to the Mini Cooper carry.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
On straight, grew.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Good Morning A Big shows on the radio.
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Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the dial.
Whatever the reason, you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the big show Hunt they won.
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Good Morning, It's a big show on the radio. And
we got a lot new. We had Sergey Wargie you
visit with us yesterday and I didn't want to boot
in front of his wife who said that marriage would
lasted a long time. Got the push up standing Pie's
threatened when I will do the correct push up? When
I was demonstrated, Yona right, the man we were talking about.
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We getting Phil, Uh, we just had Phil. We get Bill.
Bill Silver's on with this top ten. I don't know
nobody else knew. But it was only one year ago today,
the first debate Trump and Biden. They said he appeared
to stumble with his words. They were still trying to
go over it over.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
What were there?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
What else could they say that's up. Yeah, they pretty
much couldn't hide it anymore. So they got the hook
and they put miss laugh a lot in there. That
was that was a good moot.
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Man.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
I was saying, oh man, you manage it's just think
back and be thankful by the way we took out
them new go saying with kamala anyway, don't let me
get this right. Okay, it was only a year ago,
so we got that. So we're sorry. That's what we watch.
Its bill Silver's in middlers, right, all right, but first,
well let's take care of ourselves. Here we go with
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the push up. You got that reditator rolled out, all right?
Speaker 12 (21:22):
I hey, sergeye watch our buddy sergeant from the Air
Force in the fourteenth a sace out of Fayefel, North Carolina,
where we're gonna be a fable the Golden Knights can
be performing.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
And it was that first November sergeant. Yeah, yeah, well
look forward to that, all right. I'll tell sarge, I
make it. Hey doing our boss here?
Speaker 10 (21:38):
You but yes or no.
Speaker 12 (21:38):
I'm on a new fitness program. I can do twenty
five push ups at one time right now, I'm up
to twenty five.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
What do you think you believe.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I say, hey, I should have made some money off y'all.
I could bet any one of y'all. I'd say I
can do ten.
Speaker 12 (21:49):
Push ups, then I have got you going to twenty
and then out of out of one money.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
But I like you guys, Are you gonna demonstrate these
so called push ups? Yeah? I want you to say, Kim,
can you see over here? I can come round there.
I don't want to see. The boss is just afraid
of a workman's cop. We have, and we have medical
staff right here and righty for that. Now we need
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one of those, man, one of those machines that gets
your heart back when those past making that. Now you
crushing golf ball? But three hundred and fifty yards? Is
there some kind of exercise you do for that?
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Is that you?
Speaker 1 (22:22):
But man, it's it's called playing golf every day. I
ain't got time to play golf up there, I got
I got too much business going on. You w incount
how many you do?
Speaker 10 (22:31):
Right?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No? No, I don't want you count. I ain't gonna
do twenty five because I got my headphones on, so
and weigh my head down a little bit more. I
probably can't do it. My box got but but I
just want to see if I'm right here? All right?
Am I start writing the right position?
Speaker 10 (22:43):
Put your butt that a little bit?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
There you go, You're to start sorry when all is
that what they call feeling the burn.
Speaker 9 (22:59):
Shoe?
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I had a gas, did you say, sergeant?
Speaker 10 (23:15):
Run away from it?
Speaker 1 (23:16):
He gonna tep out for his car.
Speaker 15 (23:18):
He was touching it.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
I pushed him on the back and all of a
sudden went off. I was just cleaning it. I can't
do it now, man, I don't think we want to
see you do anymore. Anyway, Jackie loves it. What I
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but I had that?
Speaker 10 (23:45):
Or so she tells you.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
Okay, well rest up. I'll try another little bit. Sorr,
We'll rest up. You broke wind for me second.
Speaker 10 (23:57):
I'm laughing.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Alright, hang out, we'll be back with John Boy's workout.
Good morning, I got the big show on the radio
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of my favorites in the studios. Turn it over to
Bill Silvers.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
And you're one of my favorites. Hello, friends, Bim Silver's here.
You're welcome. We're three years into the Biden presidency. People
are paying nearly a thousand bucks more a month to survive.
The border has more holes than Bunnie and Clyde's car,
and gas is so expensive. Nascar will soon be a
foot race.
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But I'm bumm. See what happens when you let the
dead vote. Shame on you.
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What this country needs is a good laugh. If only
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us laugh and forget our troubles.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Wait, we do.
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It's the forty sixth president, Captain Kaftastik himself Bozo Joe.
But Bill, how can I tell when Biden's going to
say something stupid.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 15 (25:36):
Here are the top ten signs Biden is about to
say something stupid. Number ten, he visits the site of
a natural disaster. Number nine, Ukraine asked for another check,
Just one more.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Number eight, the White House Press Secretary openly drinks on camera.
Number seven. Porter asked him to explain biden nomics. Good
luck with that. Number six.
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Trump gets indicted for spinning on the sidewalk.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Number five, and my personal favorite, he tries to save
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Number four.
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Someone asks him who the vice president is. Number three,
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It's a day ending in why I love the way
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criminals were training these highly intelligence animals. You can't own
one because there are crows. Hey, I'll say it. Yeah,
we found it.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
I don't think you were done talking.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Yeah, Oh no, yeah, I'm over it, okay, all right?
Today is John Boyd Jeopardy. In the sixteen hundreds, people
believe that these everyday household items had a limited number
of uses, so to avoid wearing them out, they would
cover them with curtains when they were not in use.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
Yeah, what are corn cops?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
The bull stop and think what y'all got? What eight hundred?
Big show you told? Free line? Come on we go?
Do we get the winter? We played? John boydgebentey next
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y man, there's a big shawl radio head into the weekend. Man,
it's been hot. Where y'all at? You had one? We
are Hello man, Little Lovettle TV, Little baby dogs come
in trying to tell you how to stay cool. Yeah,
how about getting off the side of the road. That'll
get you cool. And by the way, you're screwing up
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the traffic. Oh ude? Well oh yeah, look I featured
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Right now, let's play yeahs live across America. It's John
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said that a man's body is a temple, but his
is more like an all you can eat buffet with legs.
He's John, you take that not too hot? As I
hated Thomas out of Lynette, Alabama. Go the morning. Thomas
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was going on, John Boyd, you are my man, welcome
in here. Everything going all right for you? So far,
so far, so far. Trying to stay cooled, my buddy,
You know, I just held a little news baby dog
given tips. He was sitting on the side of the
highway rubbing something blue on her.
Speaker 13 (29:32):
Man.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
We need subtitles on his.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Teav uh domas well. Let's give you first shot at
John Boyjemary this morning. In the sixteen hundreds, Boy, people
were dumb. They believe that these everyday household items had
a limited number of uses, so to avoid wearing them out,
they would cover them with curtains when they were not
in use. You figured, Thomas, I hate right.
Speaker 10 (30:01):
You want to tell you what it is now?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Now let's talk about your weekend. Yes, we won't to
see if you have a mirror. Let's say.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
No way, that's a silly answer.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
And it's right were the.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Table they don't have so many reflections, and a lot
of people at that time and a sixteen hundred. A
lot of them think that thought that your soul was
stored in the mirror, and then when you broke it,
it would it would destroy your soul, and it would
take seven years for you to grow a new soul.
And that's where the seven years of bad luck comes from.
Speaker 9 (30:48):
That's helpful.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:50):
Did they have social media back then for this fake news?
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Thank you, sir.
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All right, botim money, I won tell me your news
on the other side. Yeah, trying to bang on the
drum because it's Friday morning. Good morning, Let's make your
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soul the radio.
Speaker 4 (32:00):
Yeah, I'm gonna share.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Oh, we give you the answer. No, no, let's talk
about your weekend. Well, come on, man, Robin Earl peen, No,
that were waiting for Robert Earl checking in with us.
You know we're here. But first yeah, we probably on
Friday mornings on. Let's do it.
Speaker 13 (32:29):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 11 (32:30):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work this
one sure.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Don't fix your pistol it's one hundred and six miles
to Chicago.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 9 (32:53):
I hate I've been having a very bad day. I
do Okay, I don't need that. I'm just gonna says.
Speaker 10 (33:22):
Monday. Back then you just told me she's gotta be.
Speaker 11 (33:46):
Yeah today.
Speaker 10 (33:51):
Back all day?
Speaker 1 (33:53):
What work work, work, work, work, work work.
Speaker 6 (33:57):
What are we're gonna do?
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Man, We're got to get out of it.
Speaker 10 (34:00):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepie stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 10 (34:07):
We just we just work. Here's here's there fun right
work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 14 (34:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (34:17):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go looking for happiness and end
up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal, it's a
brave man.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
I can kick party all is.
Speaker 1 (34:33):
And taste you is cool, Bud, You're off far? Oh no,
(35:20):
I am not today. I'm having chet paid work work
what what work?
Speaker 8 (35:35):
Work?
Speaker 10 (35:35):
What's work? Work? Work?
Speaker 1 (35:37):
I hate work?
Speaker 2 (35:37):
I hate what.
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Dud. Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
(36:17):
Roller do you Friday morning? Our visual track from The
Big Show bit Box, Agan Murray and Sherman's great script
He word script when he hit the b box at
the Big Show dot Com gave me in the playhouse action.
Speaker 10 (36:34):
Hello friends, your old palp Burt Fern here with another
willy shriveling edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's
episode the night Shift. As our story opens, a woman
whose car is broken down is taking a short cut
to the nearest gas station through.
Speaker 1 (36:50):
A creepy old cemetery.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Oh lord, this was not a good idea for am
I thinking cutting through Freddy Kruger's backyard?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Can I help you? Man? Couldn't you stayed me?
Speaker 4 (37:05):
What are you doing out here at this time of night?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Working?
Speaker 13 (37:09):
The real question is what are you doing out here
at this time of night?
Speaker 4 (37:12):
It's crazy?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
Right?
Speaker 4 (37:13):
What am I doing?
Speaker 5 (37:15):
I was on my way home from pole dancing class,
and wouldn't you know it, I run out of gas
right in front of the only closed gas station in town.
Speaker 13 (37:23):
Unfortunate.
Speaker 4 (37:24):
That's an understatement.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
So I had a choice to walk all the way
up and around the four way stop in front of
Walleyed Wallly's one arm bandit imporium, you know, the type
that hangs out there, scary. I didn't think it would
be a good idea to walk past that dressed in
my workout clothes.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
Wise, choice, I.
Speaker 5 (37:38):
Could have walked the other way, but I'd have to
go past bleach bond, berry bailbonds and tattoo removal.
Speaker 4 (37:43):
That's a pretty unsavory crowd as well.
Speaker 13 (37:45):
To say the least.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
So my last choice was to.
Speaker 13 (37:48):
Stroll through the boneyard.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Right, So, which way is the gas station?
Speaker 13 (37:52):
I believe it's straight ahead, and take a left at
the statue that looks like Danny DeVito cradling an armadillo
nace my pleasure, souit.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
Tell me what are you doing out here in the
middle of the night.
Speaker 13 (38:04):
Just making a spelling correction on this headstone? They forgot
the E at the end of the last name. That
sort of thing really upsets me.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
I just don't understand why you'd be so upset.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Well, it's my last name.
Speaker 13 (38:18):
Oh I see, you know I'm a ghost right.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
Of us, and.
Speaker 13 (38:31):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse. And
I'm going to take you to the other side unless
you want to do those top two butts.
Speaker 10 (38:40):
Until next time when we'll hear the crusty old no
spelling grim Reaper say, hey, big man, let me.
Speaker 1 (38:45):
Hold a dollar. It's a big show on the radio.
I can't read this, all right, sir, I'll read it.
Speaker 6 (38:55):
Good morning. This is Nigel Cadbury, Master Boys Faith Gentlemen's Gentlemen,
and you're listening to Master Boy and young Sir William
on the Big Show. It's my responsibility to make sure
that Master Boy gets up and gets to work on time,
so when he's laid it's my fault.
Speaker 13 (39:15):
So sad, I feel so.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Good morning. It's a big showing the radio, you know,
gotta keep up. One of my favorites, Robert Earl Keane.
Robert Earl love to hear he has some big plans.
See here. Who's happy in Otumwa Iowa?
Speaker 12 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Robert Sherman, no Bob and happy for a week. He
won My wonderful Thing last Friday and one hour from
right now, My wonderful Thing number one one hundred and
forty seven will be giving away. He got town to
get your name and half to the Letherman Tools us
a proud challenge coin. We were talking about challenge coins
with Sergi Wargie yesterday and you caught him.
Speaker 4 (40:26):
Caught him too, Yeah, got be sleep.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
That be sweet.
Speaker 4 (40:30):
He had him, He had a close by.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Ain't so with yet one hour's coming now i'm'na get
this yere. He gonna get that, right, Robert Earl in minutes.
Beat the Blonde, all right, fun stuff still come here.
It's a big show, rolls on good morning, Big shows
on the radio. Coming up, we play Beat the Blonde
for the high quality signature series American Flag as we
(40:54):
celebrate July fourth, next weekend from Conder Flags in Charlotte,
North Carolina. Now, but man're in Texas, proud to be
able to call this man a friend. He's Robert Earl Keane. Robert, Hey, buddy, Wait,
wait just a second. I got an intro for you
from the get go. Robert Earl Keen wanted to write
(41:15):
and sing his own songs, and to keep writing and
singing them for as long as possible. I always wanted
to play music and always knew that you had to
get some recognition in order to continue to play music.
Keane says, but I never thought in terms of getting
to be a big star. I thought in terms of
having a really really good career, writing good songs and
getting on stage to share a really good time. And
(41:37):
now the twenty one records to his name, a band
of stellar musicians, thousands of shows under his belt. There
is no end insight to the road ahead. Truly, the
road goes on forever and the party never ends. What
do you think you, buddy?
Speaker 8 (41:56):
I wish I ever recorded that.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
You are awesome, Robert Man, And I was just looking.
I had like sitting down and just read about you,
because I've always loved you unconditionally. But I'll say July
twenty one Post Star rank Robert Earl y'all is one
of on its top twenty global concert tours. So that congratulations.
(42:23):
I had no idea about about that, buddy. Now can
I do it now?
Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah, it's kind of a big deal, A big deal.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
Oh so, Robert good Man. So all right, let us
catch up. We got you here. Thank you for joining us.
Understand Homecoming Weekend twenty twenty five years ago, tell Us
about Western chill. Just tell us what you're up to
right now, buddy.
Speaker 8 (42:50):
We're just fixed to go out to the west. We're
starting at Billy Bob's, Texas in Fort Worth, Man and
then hitting us and UH Corporate Corpus and then we
go to my hometown now at Kerrville, Texas for the
fourth of July. Robert Earl Keene on the river. That
(43:11):
means like I'm in a I'm in an inner tube.
That just means that I'm near the river playing some music.
That's exactly what happens there. And then we go on
through the Yeah, you go out, go out west. We
go to Riodosa, Tyas, New Mexico and Colorado stuff, Arizona stuff,
and then in California, and we end up in Redmond,
(43:34):
Oregon playing the Farewell Festival with you know, a bunch
of like a really cool acts like Charles Wesley, God
God went in Sturgill Simpson. So we're doing at a
lot of stuff. And then we've been in the We
have been in the studio with Matt Ross spang Over
in Memphis making a new record called The Wayland War.
(43:57):
So uh that comes out in twenty six.
Speaker 1 (44:01):
So okay, So did you reckon it? Now, let me
get this right. The Whalen War.
Speaker 8 (44:08):
Yeah, whaling war wal yeah, whaling war like people. Yeah,
So that's it, you know. So we that have come
out in twenty six. We also have our fan Appreciation
Day that we do every year on Labor Day with
a whole lot of acts, all day, all day music. Basically,
people just have to sign up for some lottery tickets
(44:32):
and they get in the lottery, they get in free.
So there's about through the thirty five hundred at Forest
Country store there that get in free. So that's that's
our way so showing our appreciation for the fans.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Awesome man, and your podcast is going great.
Speaker 8 (44:49):
Oh it's really really it's rocking man, that's what I heard. Yes,
we just revamped it so now there's an audio there's
a video portion of it is as well as an
audio portion, and then there's a lot of little excerpt
that come out of it.
Speaker 10 (45:07):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (45:07):
In the the episode is with the Chefalow's in Fort
Worth and there's some fashion people that do like really
cool Western fashion. And then the one that comes out
on the thirtieth of June is with Shooter Jennings who's
become just the producer of Note Today, so you know,
and he's also Whaling's son.
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh yeah, man, we've been loving enough to have Shooter
on the show. Is he still married to that baby doll?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Do we know?
Speaker 8 (45:37):
I never saw any baby dolls around?
Speaker 1 (45:40):
Okay, good answer. Yeah, you've been trained. I'm in no rob.
So then Western Chill was talking about digitally released that
that came out in the first little month and so
(46:00):
for those hadn't heard about it, can get it digitally.
Speaker 8 (46:03):
Now, absolutely, And that's you know, doing really well being
a project that we worked on for about three years.
So having it out digitally is the way to go
because you know everybody can get.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
It, you know.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
And and I'll say, you're working on a photography book
about your guitar colection. I've been in the photos lately,
is Tater? Tell you like on weekend? You know, I'll
send the pictures and stuff. And so, man, so you
you got a cool guitar colection to take pictures? I
need something cool like that, Tater.
Speaker 4 (46:35):
Yeah, let's work on that Cowels or something.
Speaker 1 (46:42):
So is that out yet? Robert Arle, No, that that'd
be out.
Speaker 8 (46:47):
That'll probably be out early in twenty six. That's going
to be out with Texas A and M Press. You
know which I'm a I'm a I'm a graduate of
Texas A and M by the skin of my teeth.
Speaker 1 (47:03):
So what And that's the truth about you and La
love it like live together Jean, when y'all were going
to going to school there, Oh.
Speaker 8 (47:10):
Yeah, yeah, man, so it was you know, it was
uh sometimes you know, in the rough parts of life,
you really missed those good old days where you just
screwed around all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (47:22):
All the time. It was nice. Well, I'm glad you
still going, buddy. You are awesome, y'all. So follow Robert
Earl Keane. Uh the best way to do it. I
guess your website would love to throw out there on
the social and everything.
Speaker 8 (47:36):
The website and the podcast podcast is called Americana Podcast
at fifty first State and we've been doing that for
six years. So there's lots of art stuff with a
lot of songwriters and things you might be interested in.
Speaker 1 (47:48):
Absolutely, man as as the first win I heard about
Billy Strings, you know.
Speaker 8 (47:54):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was we did that a couple
of years ago. Right, well, really really good, you know,
that was a really good in one of my favorite
interviews actually, because I mean, surprisingly, he's got so much
oh you know, adelation that he's just really down to earth.
He's so so cool.
Speaker 1 (48:14):
Robert. Well, I'm just glad you paid attention all those
times I was interviewing you here on the Big Show,
and you actually made me learn a little something from
a hall of fame just jockey as myself. Okay, Now
I can definitely do it out there.
Speaker 8 (48:30):
I'll learned a lot from y'all.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
Yeah, Budy, you be careful out there. Let's catch up
again real soon.
Speaker 8 (48:40):
All right, thanks so much, John Wright. I really appreciate it.
Thanks and god bless.
Speaker 1 (48:46):
Y'all man, thank you the rest of the band for us. Yeah,
and kiss kissed the wife? All right, good deal? All right, Dan, Well,
come on, Davey, let's play our game. I'll beat the
blonde one. Ain't on that big show you told free
line got the contestant. Play next,