July 25, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Oliver leans in on the “Older Version” of our beloved John Boy.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players will take a crack at a brand new script entitled, “The Artist”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in and tries to make the best of yet another slow news week in the world of sports.. - Comedian, Greg Warren does the unthinkable - when he pays some attention to AstroNerd.. - and our Big Show Brat - Sherman Pratt takes our last slot with his look at superheroes…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
More chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(00:29):
horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ayes, I can do the do matter we admitted to
(01:11):
another Friday, This one happens a fall on the date
of July twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. One that can
safely say we'll probably never see you again. Wow, that
bum you all. No, it will never be another July
twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Oh what I'm saying? Okay,
(01:35):
Oh yeah, it's kind of you know. Seas today like
CS S E A S. Wife's got one of them
signs down there at the beach, seas seize the day
because see, and Here's where I'm going with it. See,
I got in early so I can prepare is National
Get Gnarly Day. See gnarly is an expression of the
(01:56):
surfer dude, yes you got it?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, so cool, like that's like, that's what I do,
you know?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Tipped up?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Man, tips up?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh right, darling, wait aga man, I shredded that one.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And uh see, then this is really not about waves.
This is kind of stupid. It's as much like surfers
challenging the waves, Get Gnarly Day challenges us to put
some gnarliness into everything we do. So I'm not sure
how the gnarly you know, maybe talking like that the
(02:32):
rest of the day would.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Don't worry you and a generation Z are going what time?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hell is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What's gnarly?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
At least does not talk like a pirate day that's says,
that's an all time stupidness national day. Oh so it's
a National hot Fudge Sunday Day, National Merry go Round Day,
National Wine and Cheese Day, National thread the needle and
not even an explanation about Daniel who sows nowsenal talking
(03:07):
an elevator day. All right, well, with chance to do that, Jens,
we have an elevator in this building. Now, oh boy,
here we go young people. They they don't know how
to communicate these days. I think I think it's is
because of the social media. I mean even basic eye
contact and HI and being able to speak with one
(03:29):
human to another.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
They actually I've noticed that they actually pull out their
phones on the elevator.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
To avoid happy any human interaction.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I think the awkwardness has always been there mankind, ever
since elevators were invented. But yeah, now there's something you
can actually do not to have to have contact.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Talking elevator days. Let's try it. Ah, right, Well, main
thing we are awake to face this Friday, Big Joe's
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
That was an assignment from one of my communications classes.
Really strike up a conversation in the elevator interpersonal communications
class fit with someone at the cafeteria that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They used to teach it in school.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Maybe interpersonal communication crazy, Well they did to teach you
to avoid them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Good morning, everybody, we're just living back with everyone else. Yeah,
I've just learned about some detater's classes that you're doing.
Seas I paid money. They want to talk in an
elevator today.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I paid for that class, but they told me to
go do that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh well, let's look at three dates in the history.
So it sets you up to win the big Old
Log Tigers prize. PA gets your name in a hat
for the ultimate styling and sturgis trip of a lifetime
with over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. Alright, listening now.
Eighteen seventy two July twenty fifth. One of them those
(05:00):
unusual rains in history occurred as thousands of black worms
rained from the sky over Bucharest, Romania.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I don't even I can't even imagine how those got
sucked up in the usually.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Weather of some sort like a wind spout, what are
called a water spout?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Man, My works are just not here.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
This week.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Raining black worms.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Twenty sixteen, Verizon announced a four point eighty three billion
dollar purchase of Yahoo. All right, Verizon on Yahoo now
very popular?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Finally, on this day in twenty twenty four, just let
that think you The piano Man singer Billy Joel performed
the one hundred and fiftieth and final show of his
ten year once a month residency at Madison Square Garden
in New York City. Record that was just one year
ago today, one fifty.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
And finally wrapped it up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yep, there's something about then there's some documentary about Billy Joels.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yes, you were about that, which one Billy Joel?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Okay, yeah, but yeah, as.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
There was a big one about his tour in Russia
and he just lost his mind on the stage.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I thought you showed me that he bumped clips, that he.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Just got really irritated with his stage crew.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right, well find out about that and then get
to it later. Right now, we got our three categories
one eight hundred Big Show, as you told free line,
we play out birds, next, good Friday morning, got a
(07:07):
big show on the radio. We got our feature track
for the Big Show. Bed Box Sherman prying the Big
Show Brown on super Heroes. There's for keywords heroes, hit
the mid box at the Big Show dot com n up.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Uppers, Let's play uptors. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shoon Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
The prizes from the big Prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots. Let's say hide
and Curtis from Edmond, South Carolina. Come on to Curtis,
(08:08):
you man, We are awesome. Welcome on in here amongst us.
First Preaky Beeggie.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Yes, so we're just gonna make up words today.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It looks like it. Let me starting off anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't be talking to people in the elevator
with that.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
My mind went back to Curtis Hinkle, the neighbor I
had when I was growing up in Graham.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Okay, it sounded like it went back to free first grade.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh, Curtis, let's get you through these three categories. Get
you to long Tiger's Prize back you ready, yes, sir,
five seconds. Give us three reasons to gather worms.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
For your garden feeding the bird had a boy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now give us three cell phone companies Rety, go.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
At and t.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Mobile.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Bam, all right, now, three kinds of pianos in honor
of the piano man and go up right brand baby goes.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
That was tough and that was good he did, Curtis, Heinko.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Would have never got all the.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well you got the Lord Doggers prize back head down
the end before Curtis, good word, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
All right, I am a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That a boy. All right, we're jumping out. Let's catch
you up what went on around you? We're not happy
boys calling them morning on the side.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
M h good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Big Shoe's on the radio. It this Friday morning. We
are happy boys.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
The hub feeling in my bone says, I have my
wee bubble hubbub. Imma have to be Boyama, have to
be boy.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
We did good when things agoing here?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
We hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by car.
Hubbub hubbub a hubble, but it's guns in the box
and put him in a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Ima have me boy oh, and good when things are
going here, we hey hey, oh for god, all about
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it for a month and a half. Hubble. I looked
into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub because I
might have to be boym have me boy Oh. We
did good when things are going here?
Speaker 9 (11:57):
We hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Bay shows on the radio, and here we go. It's
time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Fibberty fabilty food.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
I'm old and I hate super heroes in my day,
we didn't have no Kate flapping tight, wearing secret identity,
hiding bad guy bi slapping faster than a speeding bullet,
running tall building, leaping.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Goodie two shoes. We had superheroes with powers no one
else has today, like staying married until you died or
it killed your man, or Captain Paysy's damn bills on time.
Look hump in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane.
I hate these new glasses superheroes. We love superheroes A
(13:27):
what a load of monkey spit. In my day, we
didn't need no comic books to find strange and unusual
people who stood for something bigger than themselves. We lived
or in a part of history that produced the real
inspirations for them, funny paper phonies, a time when humanodities
outnumbered the normal people, and we did it the old
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fashioned Southern way in breeding.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (13:53):
We were cousin humping maniacs, spitting out a steady stream
of off beat offspring to fight for ruth. Justice had
the hill Billy Waite. Probably the most famous was the
town librarian, Little Scottie yuh Bro, or as we called him,
power Possum. He was pure albino and whiter than Pat Sajack.
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He wore dark glasses over his creepy pink eyeballs, and
instead of a belly button, he had a big, fleshy
pouch where he kept his eye drops and beef jerb
He wore loose fitting drawers to hide a big thick
tail that hung out over his butt crack. That night,
he'd come out and prowl the neighborhoods looking for peeping toms,
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and when he found some pervert oogle and some defenseless
women folk, he'd pounce on him with all his possum powers.
He'd wrap his tail around their neck, scamper up a tree, and.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
After he lynched him with his human.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Butt rope, he didn't want any evidence, so he'd eat him.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Whoopedie WHIPTI wobbledy knee.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
I'm a pink eyed cannibal stringing up the local dirt
bags with my trusty rupdos, gobbling up in it and
learning the Dewey decimal system.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
But just because we didn't have no superhero didn't mean
we didn't have a super villain. And he weren't no
manby Pamby Mama's Boy, like that red Skull or that
head wax.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And hoy Pelloi Lex Luthor. We had a real badass.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
His name was Franklin Delano, Darknihilator. He was the smartest
guy in town, but he used his knowledge for evil.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
On a count He had a little teeny wicked He
was taking it out of the world.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
He had a giant head like a hollyween punkin, and
if you'd sneak up and scare him, he.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Did wobble around like one of them bobbled.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
He had dogs, but you had to be careful because
when you weren't looking, he'd swing that enormous nagging at
you like a rabid tether ball. He had a cave
on the old folly knuckle Humper's root seller. He'd help
himself to all that country.
Speaker 11 (16:04):
Ham and rudy beggars and pickled turnips, and he'd let
go with some of the most foul, eye burning ash
grenades known to man. Sometimes he'd ride through town on
his horse drawn Dark Annihilator mobile, cutting the cheese.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And head, just going every witch away.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
He was the county tax collector, so you couldn't screw
with him because he'd take your land and puts you
in a street to live with the gypsies, and he
am weights salesman. So we did the next best thing.
We gave his great Dane those extra strength laxatives and
took his wife to the hayloft for a little of
the old hibbitigibbety on the side that kept him busy
cleaning up poop and wondering why none of his kids had.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Giant heads like he did. Wingle dingle whippety do look
at me.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I'm a stupid pumpkin dodgeon poop puddles and doing the
table tangle with old hamster Willie's wife, filling the town
with illegitimate children and bitch slapping the gypsies. That smells
like victory with a side order a dog cracking.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
And we liked it. We loved it. Flibbery flu. I
hate superheroes.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Oh I love all those fine big drown radio Man
water Winch, Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack John Boy and
Belly all.
Speaker 8 (17:33):
Job Boy.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Belly had only two white men ever made me more
whoa I feel no farnable. Your lift back. We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Wow, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. Telle Bees says
Tennessee tour tonight outside of Chad nouggun. Not just that
in the city limits side you come in from the east.
I just kidding, you're gonna be in nnaway?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Why why na wha? Why why.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I can't get out of my head? Killer did it
better than I mean? Anyway, that's the gym theater. Killer's
playing tonight. Next Wednesday, he'll be at the Grand Old
Aubrey and then next Saturday Crowder Performing Arts Center in Paris, Tennessee.
Killems dot com. Yeah, we get info on our board. Killer.
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Oliver all right, says I will enjoy his visit. Goes
It's about me fishing goes Hee. Cap Medi Hannemon tournament
is going on this weekend. Let's see nuh huh fishing
team capture first place back in eight Yeah, we're due. Oh,
(19:41):
have for good luck, Oliver and Medicent, John Boy, Jeffery's
a big show Rose on good morning, got a big
show on the radiohead in the last weekend of July.
Cap Meta Hannimon Selfish Tournament. Ke Oliver just the second tator. First,
let me tell you what you can win if you
win John on board Jeopardy. Here is just a sect.
(20:02):
It's an assortment of swag from world lawnmowers. It's the
best value zero turn moores on the market with a
three year, unlimited hours warning, commercial grade Kawasaki Engines, Heavy
Dude who fabricated decks starting at just thirty two ninety
nine World long, tough on grass, easy on you wallet.
Just look for the link of the Big Show dot
(20:23):
com and it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Well.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Well, well, it seems that John Boy does an awful
lot of fishing these days, whether it's on the calm
surface of the pond at Booga Branch or sailing the
waves of the briny deep aboard the good ship Duh Hug.
There's nothing he likes better than a nice, relaxing day
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of fishing. It makes sense considering that he's getting too
damn old to do anything else. It had to be said.
You're not a spring chicken anymore, Skipper. You've even started
repeating yourself. Did I tell you about that fish I caught? Yes,
(21:15):
many times. None of these other brown noses will say it,
but I will like being around a slightly younger Robert D.
Rayfer oh I said, slightly younger. But dear listeners, there
are worst things he could be doing, skateboarding, amateur bomb diffusing, singing.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, fishing is.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Probably all he's really got left, and he's so obsessed
with it that I'd venture to say it's probably taken
the place of other things in.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
His life, like Whoopie. Am I right, ladies?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
This guy knows what I'm talking about, and really who
can blame him? Fishing has its advantages over Whoopie. Let
me preach on it. See, no matter how much you've
had to drink, you can still fish. You don't have
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to hide all your fishing magazines from your wife. If
someone videotapes you fishing, you don't have to worry about
it showing up on the internet. You can fish all
night long without worrying about throwing your back out. The
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person you're fishing with doesn't get mad when you talk
about other people you fished with. If you fish all
by yourself, you don't have to worry about going blind.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
He's over there in purposely.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I just got them.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
The Ten Commandments have nothing about thou shalt not covet
thy neighbour's bass.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
It's perfectly fine.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
If you fish with a total stranger, No, no one
will make fun of you. If you have the smallest bait,
that was potato. If you see a really good fisherman,
you won't go to hell for imagining the two of
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you fishing together. Here's another one, potato, you're if you're
fishing pole brakes, you've always got a backup in the drug.
That giggle means it's dirty. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.
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You can hire a professional fisherman without having to worry
if they're cops. You can have a fishing calendar on
the wall, tell fishing jokes and invite co workers to
fish with you without getting sued for harassment. And of course,
your fishing partner will never ever say not again, we just.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Fished last month.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
Is fishing all you ever think about? And to that,
of course John Boy would say yes, and missus Boy
would say, thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It canna be hurtful sometime.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, let's play John boyd jepardy y'all review yesterday's question.
We found out, according to survey results, if forced to cannibalism,
nearly seventy percent of Americans say this is the body
part they would eat first. It'd work on the legs.
Start with a leg. Yes, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(25:14):
The scientific name for any object that shaped like one
of these is a prolate sparroid.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Oh what are the brestocess?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hey not prolate spharoid?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Big Show you told free long ago.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next? Good Morning, there's a
(26:03):
Big Show on the radio. Friday morning, July of twenty fifth.
Got our feature track from the Big Show, Big Bob
Sherman Pratt, The Big Show, Bratt on super heroes, keyword
heroes at the Big Box, The Big Show dot Com.
There right now, let's play jam slive across America. It's
(26:25):
John Boy Jeopardy WO and now your host. You know,
he really is a lot of fun to hang out with.
I mean, unless he's.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Hot or hungry or thirsty, tired and well he's chime
boy wow.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
As a hated Charles out of Cottonwood, Alabamah. Or if
his allergies are clearing up. I got all those things.
If you want to hung out with me? H, Charles,
you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
And how about that you got? Well, we're looking for
(27:04):
the scientific name. Well, actually I'm going to tell you
the scientific name for any object that is shape like
one of these, uh, is technically called a prolate spheroid.
A prolate spheroid. What is the more common name we
(27:24):
know this as, Charles?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Is that a what ball?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
A ball?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
A circle?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
A ball, a circle? It's just like you know, specific
kind of ball, Yes, he said, a circle around the ball?
Pick one? All right, shaw us say ball. I mean,
I know you're trying to get it over with, but
(27:52):
that's going to do a round ball? All right with Charles?
That was a decent guess near buddy, and hope you
try again sometime. Alright, brother, I appreciate you. All right, man,
we appreciate you down Cottonwood, Charles. Well, let's go to Allen.
He's over in Newburn, North Carolina, the eastern part of
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our great state. Good morning, Allan.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Good morning sir, and hey boy.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
So prolate spheroid, Allen is not a round ball? What
do you think it is?
Speaker 12 (28:28):
I used to play the game and my coach called
it the same thing all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's a football. Wow. Well let's say, is it football?
Well you knew it was, heroid. I had a great coach.
That's awesome, man, all right, I have a good word, buddy,
Thank you coach. You got to figure out World Lawnmower's
prize pack. We'll get to you down Newburn.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Awesome, awesome, thanks sir.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
All right, buddy bottom, many hours on top of your news.
Right on the other side, it's our Friday morning member
and rape what a ray right, good morning, The Big
(29:46):
show's on the radio. Another chance to join the winners
is coming up first. Rayford says it again. You don't
go to college to learn a trade. You go to
college and get an education. And he says you don't
get it on either.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
The advent of massive open line online courses and other
online programs offering informal credentials, the race is on for
alternative forms at certification that would be widely accepted by employers.
So what's so special about a college diploma? David Wiley,
a Brigham Young University professor who's an expert on these
(30:22):
new courses, says, who needs a university anymore? Employers look
at degrees because it's a quick way to evaluate all
three hundred people who might apply for a job. Are
Some educators doubt that such credentials would ever command as
much respect as a diploma from a well known college,
And of course, to be trustworthy, alternative credentials would have
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to be at least as cheat proof as traditional ones,
and that's not quite so simple. What is missing, I
think is the on campus college experience, the day to day,
year by year interaction with professors other students, in the
joy of expanding horizons, what might be casually called the
college life. I submit you don't get that from an
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online education who says that. I say that Robert E.
Rayferd and a whole lot of educators who listen to
the John Boyn Bully Show.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Friday morning,
July of twenty fifth. Alright, God, awesome spot at the Blayhouse.
Ready quite on sand and action.
Speaker 11 (31:50):
Hello friends, your old palp Bert Fern here with another
gut gurgling.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Artist.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
As our story opens and artist enters a gallery that's
showcasing his work knock knock.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It is I your favorite artiste?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Are you Lawrence Piddle?
Speaker 11 (32:10):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
No, well he's our favorite artist.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Who are you who?
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I'm Frisbee van Peltenham. The other girl knew me, Francesca.
I'd like to see her.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh we had to fire her. Why well, she was
a bit of an a hole. Oh but mister van Pelteham,
I was just about to call you. We've had a
gentleman inquire about your work.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh, goodie, dish dish dish.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well, it seems he's interested in all your paintings on display.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Oh, even Ham and Roses one and two.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Regarding those paintings, they look identical, Yet the second painting
is listed at twice the price.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
I can tell you're a novice. Ham and Roses too
has more Ham. So now you know?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
So tell me more about any benefactor.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Well, after looking at all of them, he asked if
I thought that they would increase in value after your death.
I told him that they would. He then purchased every
single painting at the listed price.
Speaker 10 (33:04):
Oh joy, oh, rapture popular, I gotta be pop you there.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Oh there's just one thing.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
The guy was your doctor Sonaba.
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We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
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Probably all that ham in next time when we'll hear
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Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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That's my girl. Jump before we get to that.
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This good, do this.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't make your fist.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work, work, I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad day.
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Okay, I don't.
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Go today.
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Back. Just just.
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She's gonna be.
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Yeah, okay, what.
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Work work work, work, work work work?
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Man?
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What are we gonna do?
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Man?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
We gotta get out of here.
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We just have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
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Oh?
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No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun, right work work, work, work, work
work work work.
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Well, I I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
Yeah. Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
You go looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
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The weekend things are at their darkest.
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Pal It's a brave Man party.
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All is will taste you eggs.
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Cool, buzz.
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Off the pot.
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Oh no I am today.
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I'm having chest page.
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Work work what what?
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What's what's? What's? What's work?
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I hate work work.
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Listen this dud.
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You come on me today because you know, no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up with a
(00:29):
horse's head or these two horses?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Ayes, I can do the do matter we admitted to
(01:11):
another Friday, This one happens a fall on the date
of July twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. One that can
safely say we'll probably never see you again. Wow, that
bum you all. No, it will never be another July
twenty fifth, twenty twenty five. Oh what I'm saying? Okay,
(01:35):
Oh yeah, it's kind of you know. Seas today like
CS S E A S. Wife's got one of them
signs down there at the beach, seas seize the day
because see, and Here's where I'm going with it. See,
I got in early so I can prepare is National
Get Gnarly Day. See gnarly is an expression of the
(01:56):
surfer dude, yes you got it?
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Yes, so cool, like that's like, that's what I do,
you know?
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Tipped up?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Man, tips up?
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Oh right, darling, wait aga man, I shredded that one.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
And uh see, then this is really not about waves.
This is kind of stupid. It's as much like surfers
challenging the waves, Get Gnarly Day challenges us to put
some gnarliness into everything we do. So I'm not sure
how the gnarly you know, maybe talking like that the
(02:32):
rest of the day would.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Don't worry you and a generation Z are going what time?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Hell is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:40):
What's gnarly?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
At least does not talk like a pirate day that's says,
that's an all time stupidness national day. Oh so it's
a National hot Fudge Sunday Day, National Merry go Round Day,
National Wine and Cheese Day, National thread the needle and
not even an explanation about Daniel who sows nowsenal talking
(03:07):
an elevator day. All right, well, with chance to do that, Jens,
we have an elevator in this building. Now, oh boy,
here we go young people. They they don't know how
to communicate these days. I think I think it's is
because of the social media. I mean even basic eye
contact and HI and being able to speak with one
(03:29):
human to another.
Speaker 7 (03:32):
They actually I've noticed that they actually pull out their
phones on the elevator.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
To avoid happy any human interaction.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I think the awkwardness has always been there mankind, ever
since elevators were invented. But yeah, now there's something you
can actually do not to have to have contact.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Talking elevator days. Let's try it. Ah, right, Well, main
thing we are awake to face this Friday, Big Joe's
on the radio.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
That was an assignment from one of my communications classes.
Really strike up a conversation in the elevator interpersonal communications
class fit with someone at the cafeteria that you don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They used to teach it in school.
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Maybe interpersonal communication crazy, Well they did to teach you
to avoid them.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Good morning, everybody, we're just living back with everyone else. Yeah,
I've just learned about some detater's classes that you're doing.
Seas I paid money. They want to talk in an
elevator today.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I paid for that class, but they told me to
go do that.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Oh well, let's look at three dates in the history.
So it sets you up to win the big Old
Log Tigers prize. PA gets your name in a hat
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with over eighty five thousand dollars in prizes. Alright, listening now.
Eighteen seventy two July twenty fifth. One of them those
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unusual rains in history occurred as thousands of black worms
rained from the sky over Bucharest, Romania.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I don't even I can't even imagine how those got
sucked up in the usually.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
Weather of some sort like a wind spout, what are
called a water spout?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Man, My works are just not here.
Speaker 8 (05:23):
This week.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Raining black worms.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
It's fun to watch.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Twenty sixteen, Verizon announced a four point eighty three billion
dollar purchase of Yahoo. All right, Verizon on Yahoo now
very popular?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
All Right.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Finally, on this day in twenty twenty four, just let
that think you The piano Man singer Billy Joel performed
the one hundred and fiftieth and final show of his
ten year once a month residency at Madison Square Garden
in New York City. Record that was just one year
ago today, one fifty.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
And finally wrapped it up.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yep, there's something about then there's some documentary about Billy Joels.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yes, you were about that, which one Billy Joel?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Okay, yeah, but yeah, as.
Speaker 7 (06:15):
There was a big one about his tour in Russia
and he just lost his mind on the stage.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I thought you showed me that he bumped clips, that he.
Speaker 7 (06:27):
Just got really irritated with his stage crew.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
All right, well find out about that and then get
to it later. Right now, we got our three categories
one eight hundred Big Show, as you told free line,
we play out birds, next, good Friday morning, got a
(07:07):
big show on the radio. We got our feature track
for the Big Show. Bed Box Sherman prying the Big
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Speaker 4 (07:24):
Uppers, Let's play uptors. It's the game that anyone can win.
Shoon Boy and Billy give.
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The prizes from the big Prize be let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
This should really be a lot of fun when you're
playing uppers.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Have a hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots. Let's say hide
and Curtis from Edmond, South Carolina. Come on to Curtis,
(08:08):
you man, We are awesome. Welcome on in here amongst us.
First Preaky Beeggie.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Yes, so we're just gonna make up words today.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
It looks like it. Let me starting off anyway.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
Yeah, I wouldn't be talking to people in the elevator
with that.
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
My mind went back to Curtis Hinkle, the neighbor I
had when I was growing up in Graham.
Speaker 4 (08:34):
Okay, it sounded like it went back to free first grade.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Oh, Curtis, let's get you through these three categories. Get
you to long Tiger's Prize back you ready, yes, sir,
five seconds. Give us three reasons to gather worms.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Ready to go.
Speaker 9 (08:58):
For your garden feeding the bird had a boy.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Now give us three cell phone companies Rety, go.
Speaker 6 (09:12):
At and t.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Mobile.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Bam, all right, now, three kinds of pianos in honor
of the piano man and go up right brand baby goes.
Speaker 8 (09:33):
That was tough and that was good he did, Curtis, Heinko.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Would have never got all the.
Speaker 8 (09:42):
Man.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well you got the Lord Doggers prize back head down
the end before Curtis, good word, buddy.
Speaker 7 (09:47):
All right, I am a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
That a boy. All right, we're jumping out. Let's catch
you up what went on around you? We're not happy
boys calling them morning on the side.
Speaker 9 (10:10):
M h good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Big Shoe's on the radio. It this Friday morning. We
are happy boys.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
The hub feeling in my bone says, I have my
wee bubble hubbub. Imma have to be Boyama, have to
be boy.
Speaker 6 (11:09):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (11:09):
We did good when things agoing here?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
We hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by car.
Hubbub hubbub a hubble, but it's guns in the box
and put him in a drawer. I'ma have to be boy.
Ima have me boy oh, and good when things are
going here, we hey hey, oh for god, all about
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it for a month and a half. Hubble. I looked
into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub because I
might have to be boym have me boy Oh. We
did good when things are going here?
Speaker 9 (11:57):
We hey, hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Bay shows on the radio, and here we go. It's
time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Fibberty fabilty food.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
I'm old and I hate super heroes in my day,
we didn't have no Kate flapping tight, wearing secret identity,
hiding bad guy bi slapping faster than a speeding bullet,
running tall building, leaping.
Speaker 11 (12:57):
Goodie two shoes. We had superheroes with powers no one
else has today, like staying married until you died or
it killed your man, or Captain Paysy's damn bills on time.
Look hump in the sky. It's a bird, it's a plane.
I hate these new glasses superheroes. We love superheroes A
(13:27):
what a load of monkey spit. In my day, we
didn't need no comic books to find strange and unusual
people who stood for something bigger than themselves. We lived
or in a part of history that produced the real
inspirations for them, funny paper phonies, a time when humanodities
outnumbered the normal people, and we did it the old
(13:49):
fashioned Southern way in breeding.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
That's right.
Speaker 11 (13:53):
We were cousin humping maniacs, spitting out a steady stream
of off beat offspring to fight for ruth. Justice had
the hill Billy Waite. Probably the most famous was the
town librarian, Little Scottie yuh Bro, or as we called him,
power Possum. He was pure albino and whiter than Pat Sajack.
(14:17):
He wore dark glasses over his creepy pink eyeballs, and
instead of a belly button, he had a big, fleshy
pouch where he kept his eye drops and beef jerb
He wore loose fitting drawers to hide a big thick
tail that hung out over his butt crack. That night,
he'd come out and prowl the neighborhoods looking for peeping toms,
(14:38):
and when he found some pervert oogle and some defenseless
women folk, he'd pounce on him with all his possum powers.
He'd wrap his tail around their neck, scamper up a tree, and.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
After he lynched him with his human.
Speaker 10 (14:52):
Butt rope, he didn't want any evidence, so he'd eat him.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Whoopedie WHIPTI wobbledy knee.
Speaker 10 (15:00):
I'm a pink eyed cannibal stringing up the local dirt
bags with my trusty rupdos, gobbling up in it and
learning the Dewey decimal system.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
And we liked it. We loved it.
Speaker 10 (15:12):
But just because we didn't have no superhero didn't mean
we didn't have a super villain. And he weren't no
manby Pamby Mama's Boy, like that red Skull or that
head wax.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
And hoy Pelloi Lex Luthor. We had a real badass.
Speaker 10 (15:29):
His name was Franklin Delano, Darknihilator. He was the smartest
guy in town, but he used his knowledge for evil.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
On a count He had a little teeny wicked He
was taking it out of the world.
Speaker 11 (15:43):
He had a giant head like a hollyween punkin, and
if you'd sneak up and scare him, he.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
Did wobble around like one of them bobbled.
Speaker 10 (15:49):
He had dogs, but you had to be careful because
when you weren't looking, he'd swing that enormous nagging at
you like a rabid tether ball. He had a cave
on the old folly knuckle Humper's root seller. He'd help
himself to all that country.
Speaker 11 (16:04):
Ham and rudy beggars and pickled turnips, and he'd let
go with some of the most foul, eye burning ash
grenades known to man. Sometimes he'd ride through town on
his horse drawn Dark Annihilator mobile, cutting the cheese.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
And head, just going every witch away.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
He was the county tax collector, so you couldn't screw
with him because he'd take your land and puts you
in a street to live with the gypsies, and he
am weights salesman. So we did the next best thing.
We gave his great Dane those extra strength laxatives and
took his wife to the hayloft for a little of
the old hibbitigibbety on the side that kept him busy
cleaning up poop and wondering why none of his kids had.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
Giant heads like he did. Wingle dingle whippety do look
at me.
Speaker 10 (16:47):
I'm a stupid pumpkin dodgeon poop puddles and doing the
table tangle with old hamster Willie's wife, filling the town
with illegitimate children and bitch slapping the gypsies. That smells
like victory with a side order a dog cracking.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
And we liked it. We loved it. Flibbery flu. I
hate superheroes.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for joining
us this morning.
Speaker 10 (17:17):
Oh I love all those fine big drown radio Man
water Winch, Cousin, Brusie walk Man, Jack John Boy and
Belly all.
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Job Boy.
Speaker 4 (17:34):
Belly had only two white men ever made me more
whoa I feel no farnable. Your lift back. We walk
over for your lift back.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Wow, good morning.
Speaker 1 (18:29):
It's a big Shaw on the radio. Telle Bees says
Tennessee tour tonight outside of Chad nouggun. Not just that
in the city limits side you come in from the east.
I just kidding, you're gonna be in nnaway?
Speaker 9 (18:46):
Why why na wha? Why why.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
I can't get out of my head? Killer did it
better than I mean? Anyway, that's the gym theater. Killer's
playing tonight. Next Wednesday, he'll be at the Grand Old
Aubrey and then next Saturday Crowder Performing Arts Center in Paris, Tennessee.
Killems dot com. Yeah, we get info on our board. Killer.
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Oliver all right, says I will enjoy his visit. Goes
It's about me fishing goes Hee. Cap Medi Hannemon tournament
is going on this weekend. Let's see nuh huh fishing
team capture first place back in eight Yeah, we're due. Oh,
(19:41):
have for good luck, Oliver and Medicent, John Boy, Jeffery's
a big show Rose on good morning, got a big
show on the radiohead in the last weekend of July.
Cap Meta Hannimon Selfish Tournament. Ke Oliver just the second tator. First,
let me tell you what you can win if you
win John on board Jeopardy. Here is just a sect.
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It's an assortment of swag from world lawnmowers. It's the
best value zero turn moores on the market with a
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Just look for the link of the Big Show dot
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com and it is time for Oliver.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
Well.
Speaker 10 (20:31):
Well, well, it seems that John Boy does an awful
lot of fishing these days, whether it's on the calm
surface of the pond at Booga Branch or sailing the
waves of the briny deep aboard the good ship Duh Hug.
There's nothing he likes better than a nice, relaxing day
(20:53):
of fishing. It makes sense considering that he's getting too
damn old to do anything else. It had to be said.
You're not a spring chicken anymore, Skipper. You've even started
repeating yourself. Did I tell you about that fish I caught? Yes,
(21:15):
many times. None of these other brown noses will say it,
but I will like being around a slightly younger Robert D.
Rayfer oh I said, slightly younger. But dear listeners, there
are worst things he could be doing, skateboarding, amateur bomb diffusing, singing.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, fishing is.
Speaker 10 (21:43):
Probably all he's really got left, and he's so obsessed
with it that I'd venture to say it's probably taken
the place of other things in.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
His life, like Whoopie. Am I right, ladies?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
This guy knows what I'm talking about, and really who
can blame him? Fishing has its advantages over Whoopie. Let
me preach on it. See, no matter how much you've
had to drink, you can still fish. You don't have
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to hide all your fishing magazines from your wife. If
someone videotapes you fishing, you don't have to worry about
it showing up on the internet. You can fish all
night long without worrying about throwing your back out. The
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person you're fishing with doesn't get mad when you talk
about other people you fished with. If you fish all
by yourself, you don't have to worry about going blind.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
He's over there in purposely.
Speaker 4 (23:06):
I just got them.
Speaker 10 (23:09):
The Ten Commandments have nothing about thou shalt not covet
thy neighbour's bass.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
It's perfectly fine.
Speaker 10 (23:16):
If you fish with a total stranger, No, no one
will make fun of you. If you have the smallest bait,
that was potato. If you see a really good fisherman,
you won't go to hell for imagining the two of
(23:38):
you fishing together. Here's another one, potato, you're if you're
fishing pole brakes, you've always got a backup in the drug.
That giggle means it's dirty. There are no fishing transmitted diseases.
(24:02):
You can hire a professional fisherman without having to worry
if they're cops. You can have a fishing calendar on
the wall, tell fishing jokes and invite co workers to
fish with you without getting sued for harassment. And of course,
your fishing partner will never ever say not again, we just.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Fished last month.
Speaker 10 (24:27):
Is fishing all you ever think about? And to that,
of course John Boy would say yes, and missus Boy
would say, thank goodness.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
It canna be hurtful sometime.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Well, let's play John boyd jepardy y'all review yesterday's question.
We found out, according to survey results, if forced to cannibalism,
nearly seventy percent of Americans say this is the body
part they would eat first. It'd work on the legs.
Start with a leg. Yes, all right, Today's John Boy Jeopardy.
(25:14):
The scientific name for any object that shaped like one
of these is a prolate sparroid.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
Oh what are the brestocess?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Hey not prolate spharoid?
Speaker 4 (25:28):
Thank you?
Speaker 6 (25:30):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
What y'all got one?
Speaker 9 (25:32):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Big Show you told free long ago.
Speaker 9 (25:34):
Do we get a winter?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
We play John Boy Jeopardy next? Good Morning, there's a
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Big Show on the radio. Friday morning, July of twenty fifth.
Got our feature track from the Big Show, Big Bob
Sherman Pratt, The Big Show, Bratt on super heroes, keyword
heroes at the Big Box, The Big Show dot Com.
There right now, let's play jam slive across America. It's
(26:25):
John Boy Jeopardy WO and now your host. You know,
he really is a lot of fun to hang out with.
I mean, unless he's.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
Hot or hungry or thirsty, tired and well he's chime
boy wow.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
As a hated Charles out of Cottonwood, Alabamah. Or if
his allergies are clearing up. I got all those things.
If you want to hung out with me? H, Charles,
you got the first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning?
And how about that you got? Well, we're looking for
(27:04):
the scientific name. Well, actually I'm going to tell you
the scientific name for any object that is shape like
one of these, uh, is technically called a prolate spheroid.
A prolate spheroid. What is the more common name we
(27:24):
know this as, Charles?
Speaker 9 (27:27):
Is that a what ball?
Speaker 1 (27:29):
A ball?
Speaker 4 (27:30):
A circle?
Speaker 1 (27:31):
A ball, a circle? It's just like you know, specific
kind of ball, Yes, he said, a circle around the ball?
Pick one? All right, shaw us say ball. I mean,
I know you're trying to get it over with, but
(27:52):
that's going to do a round ball? All right with Charles?
That was a decent guess near buddy, and hope you
try again sometime. Alright, brother, I appreciate you. All right, man,
we appreciate you down Cottonwood, Charles. Well, let's go to Allen.
He's over in Newburn, North Carolina, the eastern part of
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our great state. Good morning, Allan.
Speaker 7 (28:16):
Good morning sir, and hey boy.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
So prolate spheroid, Allen is not a round ball? What
do you think it is?
Speaker 12 (28:28):
I used to play the game and my coach called
it the same thing all the time.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's a football. Wow. Well let's say, is it football?
Well you knew it was, heroid. I had a great coach.
That's awesome, man, all right, I have a good word, buddy,
Thank you coach. You got to figure out World Lawnmower's
prize pack. We'll get to you down Newburn.
Speaker 5 (28:53):
Awesome, awesome, thanks sir.
Speaker 1 (28:54):
All right, buddy bottom, many hours on top of your news.
Right on the other side, it's our Friday morning member
and rape what a ray right, good morning, The Big
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show's on the radio. Another chance to join the winners
is coming up first. Rayford says it again. You don't
go to college to learn a trade. You go to
college and get an education. And he says you don't
get it on either.
Speaker 12 (30:01):
The advent of massive open line online courses and other
online programs offering informal credentials, the race is on for
alternative forms at certification that would be widely accepted by employers.
So what's so special about a college diploma? David Wiley,
a Brigham Young University professor who's an expert on these
(30:22):
new courses, says, who needs a university anymore? Employers look
at degrees because it's a quick way to evaluate all
three hundred people who might apply for a job. Are
Some educators doubt that such credentials would ever command as
much respect as a diploma from a well known college,
And of course, to be trustworthy, alternative credentials would have
(30:43):
to be at least as cheat proof as traditional ones,
and that's not quite so simple. What is missing, I
think is the on campus college experience, the day to day,
year by year interaction with professors other students, in the
joy of expanding horizons, what might be casually called the
college life. I submit you don't get that from an
(31:04):
online education who says that. I say that Robert E.
Rayferd and a whole lot of educators who listen to
the John Boyn Bully Show.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio. Friday morning,
July of twenty fifth. Alright, God, awesome spot at the Blayhouse.
Ready quite on sand and action.
Speaker 11 (31:50):
Hello friends, your old palp Bert Fern here with another
gut gurgling.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode the Artist.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
As our story opens and artist enters a gallery that's
showcasing his work knock knock.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
It is I your favorite artiste?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
Are you Lawrence Piddle?
Speaker 11 (32:10):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (32:11):
No, well he's our favorite artist.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Who are you who?
Speaker 10 (32:15):
I'm Frisbee van Peltenham. The other girl knew me, Francesca.
I'd like to see her.
Speaker 6 (32:20):
Oh we had to fire her. Why well, she was
a bit of an a hole. Oh but mister van Pelteham,
I was just about to call you. We've had a
gentleman inquire about your work.
Speaker 4 (32:31):
Oh, goodie, dish dish dish.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Well, it seems he's interested in all your paintings on display.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Oh, even Ham and Roses one and two.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Regarding those paintings, they look identical, Yet the second painting
is listed at twice the price.
Speaker 10 (32:46):
I can tell you're a novice. Ham and Roses too
has more Ham. So now you know?
Speaker 4 (32:51):
So tell me more about any benefactor.
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Well, after looking at all of them, he asked if
I thought that they would increase in value after your death.
I told him that they would. He then purchased every
single painting at the listed price.
Speaker 10 (33:04):
Oh joy, oh, rapture popular, I gotta be pop you there.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Oh there's just one thing.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (33:13):
The guy was your doctor Sonaba.
Speaker 4 (33:25):
We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Probably all that ham in next time when we'll hear
the crusty old ham over slicer.
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Saying, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Speaker 8 (33:48):
Everyone.
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I go holay sat is loud.
Speaker 11 (33:54):
Lest its loud lest Oh honey, hoah good, I'll.
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Come out, No I know?
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Oh what.
Speaker 9 (34:42):
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Speaker 1 (36:04):
That's my girl. Jump before we get to that.
Speaker 9 (36:12):
This good, do this.
Speaker 4 (36:15):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work. That's when sure, don't make your fist.
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (36:29):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
Hit it.
Speaker 4 (36:39):
I hate work, work, I hate work.
Speaker 8 (36:46):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Okay, I don't.
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Go today.
Speaker 6 (37:11):
Back. Just just.
Speaker 10 (37:21):
She's gonna be.
Speaker 9 (37:33):
Yeah, okay, what.
Speaker 1 (37:41):
Work work work, work, work work work?
Speaker 8 (37:44):
Man?
Speaker 9 (37:44):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 10 (37:45):
Man?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 4 (37:47):
We just have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (37:52):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (37:53):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 9 (37:54):
We just we just work.
Speaker 12 (37:55):
Here's here's our fun, right work work, work, work, work
work work work.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
Well, I I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
Yeah. Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
You go looking for happiness and end up punched over
somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
Pal It's a brave Man party.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
All is will taste you eggs.
Speaker 6 (38:23):
Cool, buzz.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
Off the pot.
Speaker 9 (39:06):
Oh no I am today.
Speaker 10 (39:13):
I'm having chest page.
Speaker 1 (39:20):
Work work what what?
Speaker 4 (39:21):
What's what's? What's? What's work?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
I hate work work.
Speaker 9 (39:27):
Listen this dud.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
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