August 1, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll roll out all of our usual Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players unwrap a brand new script entitled "The Dancing Duck”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Tings”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in about the slow news weeks in the world of sports.. - We’ll fill a request for “Peckerhead Road”.. - and Oliver shows some love to Jackie about her birthday…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. You got the big show on already, all
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
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make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
God do to do of that? A? It is Friday morning,
first day August hot, It won't be all right. It's summertime.
National water Balloon Day, God, get on other people's nerves.
National Raspberry Cream Pie Day. It was like a raspberry
(01:35):
What wasn't a raspberry day? We had just recently perfect
raspberry park. I think it was. I'm crazy with raspberries here. Summertime.
National Girlfriend's Day?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Girlfriend? Shut up? And nice? Respect for Parents' Day? That
would be nice every day. Why don't you to try that?
All right? That's enough of my preaching. First thing this morning,
parents and telling girlfriends who show up, I'm sorry about that.
I've just been around a lot of women lately, and
(02:08):
now I got three dates in history very important. We'll
get our first prize pack out and get that winning beginning.
We are a way. That's Friday, Big Joe's on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Get our first
prize pack out here. It's an assortment of small batch
hand cook peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts, a Southern tradition
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for over one hundred years. If you enter Coach JBB
at checkout, you get twenty five percent off plus free
shipping when you shop on lot. Just look for the
link at the Big Show dot com. Listen up here.
It's our three dates in history where we got our categories.
There's nineteen seventy one, Richard Petty became the first stock
card driver to win one million dollars. Wow, how about
(02:54):
that last Weekend had a driver old Tie one a
million dollars during the.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Race in nineteen seventy one. That was a lot of money.
Oh yeah, the King, Yeah, they're going on nineteen ninety five.
British newspapers announced that London residents canal purchase lawn and
garden insurance against damage by moles, squirrels and rabbits. The
new policy would cost twenty eight dollars a year. Finally,
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two Pete sa do spread across Chippewa County, wisconsined after
hot weather calls yeast to rise and pop open the
back of a tombstone delivery truck. Drug driver didn't notice
for twenty five to thirty miles. Police said it was
quite a mess. So what it's just like, got hot
and started to do.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Rise, it just fell out.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
All right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There's the three categories. One eight hundred big shows you
told free line, come on, play out Birds, next, good
(04:20):
Friday morning, first day all get some big shows on
the radio. And our featured track from the Big Show,
Big Box Olive Old Jackie's Birthday key words Birthday Jackets
celebrated at the Big Box. At the Big Show, Dot
coming out that the winning outs. Let's play Uppers. It's
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the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of funks.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Your playing uppers have way up in guest time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You love the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Who have known the boss.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Dade. You put a kid in the room. Jackie's like,
you know everything, but it's all kid all time. Ah,
there he is, he got up there. Charles? Is that
you from Opemeil, North Carolina?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, Mail's Gray's Creek, same host, same o.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Come's enough if you're Charles, we're taking you, buddy. Let's
get get through this, get through the three categories, and
I'm gonna give you back to Jackie who everything's gonna
be wonderful here. So here we go, buddy. Uh in
five seconds, we need three retired NASCAR drivers ready as
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they go? Okay, ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Cow wa Cole Walls, Richard Petty Doll.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
All right, Charles, give us one down to to go here.
Three things you can ensure ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The house. Your car and a boot, a boot two.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Boats if you want too, drums.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So now for the wind. Three pizza pizza toppings are
heady go.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You gotta have cheese and pepperoni, Yeah, saucy.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Sauce and.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Gels.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He knows when he's finishing. Now's it twice? There? Charles,
you got the Bertie how they peanuts come in your way?
You enjoy my man?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
All right, all right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, mann Jackie by Gotchie what you're.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
The best, Olener, You're only your best on the radio.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Love you?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, I'm trying to put your nose order and
have that in there. Bunny. What awe the hour and
time of your knus on the other side, gonna call
all habit boys before we get a call from mid
MiG by twenty minutes. Good morning, it's to make shore
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on the radio. Friday morning? Where'd I happy? Boy?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubble.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I'm gonna have to be boy. Ima have to be boy.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Oh we did good.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
When things are going here?
Speaker 9 (08:43):
We hey, my little box bot got hit back Carubb
hubbub but his guns in the box and put him
in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I'ma have to be boy. I'ma hap be boy.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh good, when things are going here, we.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
M oh forgot all about it for a month and
a half.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Hub I looked through the drawer and started to laugh
because I'm a happy boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh
we did good. When things are going here we hey.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Hey, good morning, big shows on the radio. Let's get
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this good morning a big show, John.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Boy Miller y'had mixie.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
How you doing it?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Ain't a while you're mad? I'm mattered, Taylor Swift of
the Kanye West Boys. Now the viol Nazis are declaring
war on toilet paper. All right, not all toilet paper,
just the good kind, the thick, soft, fluffy kind that
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don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears. But the
TV commercials Alan Huskwit's from something called the National Resources
Defense Council says, good old, soft American toilet paper is
made by chopping down old growth trees. That means it's
bad for the earth because it hurts the bears and
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the caribous and the migratory bird. Well, may I just
say my big old But that's their hrskel which calls
soft toilet paper the hummer of the paper industry. Well,
if by that you mean top quality milking to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
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guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like it
do over in Europe, you know to con where you
can see chunks of wood in it. It feels like
a rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
That might be good enough for Pierre and Clive and
Hans and Fred, but here in America, we like our
toilet paper just like our women, check and fluffy with
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a hen of rose pedal that toilet paper. People say
they're trying to make your product as earth friendly as
they can. Oh, but that ain't good enough for these
tree humpers and run around shaking her finger in your
face all the time. These people ain't never satisfied. First
they wanted us to go green. Now it sounds like
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they want us to go brown. All were saying, mix,
you're starting to sound a tired obsessive about bathroom stuff.
Your dad. God, I'm skippy, I'm fifty five years old,
I'm fat, I'm slow. My sex life is trailed off
to nothing. Taking a good long dump is one of
the last real treasures on the wau nin ain't giving
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it up without fire. I got enough people calling up
my butt without somebody trying to take away my soft
toilet paper. I think some of the people from the
town hall meetings need to get to work on this.
Instead of tea parties, we need to be having some
tea pea parties. I'll give up my soft toilet paper
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when you proud out of the crack of my cold
Dad might not a little too good on the T shirt,
but you get the ideas. Train humpers. Butt out of
my business, you hippie turns. Can what you bet with
a handful of leaves if you want to believe my
toilet paper alone. Now I sat out quit a word
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in my life. You'll have a.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Nice It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Good day.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hey, what's this wire for? Good morning? And it's awake
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show the radio Little Fritay Morning, two Hoy and the Boys,
Trailer Park.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Funk.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Junior Nation Pampers.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's a more or less true.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Story featureing Carl the Cook and the legendary Nature Boy himself,
mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like man bud Wiser's
ice coat. We just balled a butler, this one for
them slicked girls.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Then pick the girls.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
They white as hell, styling, profiling way outside the city.
Got caml from bast pro. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You know, I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Ain't my name? You know who?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I am?
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Too hard and I'm slapping out of money. Man, Lend
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar.
Y'all give a little holler, because Traylor Park farnk gonna
give it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it
to you.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Traylor Park funk.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Call the neighborhood who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed the check. Were
about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville. Josa Alabama.
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Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man. Gentle too, hord.
It's designated driver time too had cost drunken driving. There's
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little hollow casse. Trailer park from
Gonna give it to you. Trailer park from Gonna give
it to you. Trailer park talk, Gonna give it to you.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Saturday night, and we about the fight.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Call the neighborhood, walk call the neighborhood. Who call the neighborhood.
Wash Call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood, wash call
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the neighborhood was hey, Hey, hey, hey, callar neighborhood was
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Carder neighborhood walk can neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know, rack, I love you your death, but.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
You can be a little bit high made.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Good morning, Got the big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in the USA.
Click on that bull Snot banner. Get all the info
you need. Hang on you when you're some in minutes Fursday.
We're talking about a Friday morning. So I had a
severe request for the Clinton mom ever since was a
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celebrating Monica Lewinsky's birthday. Yeah, we keep her. I'm just
trying to get to this Clinton mic on sing along
if you know the words and you can name them
all the store of his secretary. My favorite hit it.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Uh, mister President, your wife called, she's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
This book in thanks Betty. Okay, fellas, it's party time. One, two, three,
four five, Everybody in the limo, come on, let's ride
to the lequor store around the corner the wife's side
of town. So I think I really want to call
some names from my little Black Book Guaranteed to make
this party cook. We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy
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and Vicki and for you know it, everything will be freaky.
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
These girls a cube that's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that. I learned my lesson, but I
just can't keep from messing a little bit of Monica
in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
(19:05):
bit of teen she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary, she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see
a little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
Mister President.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The girls from coolers right in, sir, all right, setting
them right in. Hey, girls, come on in. Y'all are
look k good? Hey? Those chicken wings? Yeah, put them
on the conference table right over there. Hey, y'all want
to see the war route? Jump up and down and
move it all around. Put your hands in the air.
(19:45):
Ifo you clothes on the ground, then climb on board
and we'll have fun. Wanna take a ride on Air
Force one. We'll fly so high we'll touch the sky,
and if we get caught, we'll lie a little bit
of Sandy on my lap. A little bit of Tiffany,
she likes wrap. A little bit of red up if
you please, a little bit of teen up Jesus lees.
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A little bit of Sandra on the fly, a little
bit of Mary on the sly, A little bit of
Jessica Raisin Caine, A little break from that old.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
Ball and chain, and mister President diplomatic house probably can
make it just to ride.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So all right, what that baby up? Hey, we'll see
me in hell.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Smooth.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
A little bit of Monica in the house. A little
bit of something on her blouse, a little bit of
read ah, Sh'S a gold.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
A little bit of Teina she's the hole. A little
bit to sign up on the desk, A little bit
to marry.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
She's the best. A little bit of Jessica in my life.
A great big secret from my wife. Hey, girls, me
and you, I can get you all a job at
Revlon too.
Speaker 11 (21:18):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I love the freak. See you babe, same time next week.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Alrighty President.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Call you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh okay, everybody, crist this mode, cross the moke, straighten
this place, Hume, Hey, honey.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Welcome home.
Speaker 11 (21:45):
I right.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
All right, today's John boy, Jebardy. Let's jump right in here.
Americans eating average of one hundred and twenty four pounds
of this vegetable per person every year, making them the
most consumed vegetable in the US. No everything I say would.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Watch y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
God one ain't underd Big Show. You told Freeline, come
on play John Boy Jeopardy next. You are more than
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this who been showing the radio world into your first day?
August Feature track from The Big Show bit Box Oliver
Old Jackie's Birthday keywords Birthday Jackie hit the bit box
at the Big Show dot comy right now, Let's why
yeses live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Oh wow, And now a man who unintentionally has helped
many food products rise to the ranks of most consumed
in the United States.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
John Boy. That is let's say, hey, the Frank out
of Lewis Pourk, Kentucky. Good morning, Frank, morning, John morning.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How is you?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He is wonderful Frank. How you doing this morning? The
Bluegrass State?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Not bad at all?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, Frank, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning. So let's see what you can put
together about Americans eating an average of one hundred and
twenty four pounds of this vegetable per person every year,
making them the most consumed vegetable in the US. So
what you thinking.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Let's track carrots.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's see if it's carrots, well, Jos carrots, No, that's okay,
you like my mamma used to tell me you ever
see a rabbit wearing glasses? Oh right, okay, Frank, bye,
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thank you love a big finish, say ain't to Mike.
He's in Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike, Morning, morning.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Are we doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
May Are we doing good? Bunny? Rabbit glasses?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Joke?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Philm kind of flap.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So, Mike. What do you think the most consumed vegetable
in America? On average of one hundred and twenty four
pounds per US citizens.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
That's a lot of pounds.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm gonna go with potatoes.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
How's that?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Ah, well, let's see, is it potatoes? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I ride, Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good you one hundred and twenty dollars. Whether that bull's
not is heading your way over to Maynardville? All right,
I appreciate it. You got it, buddy, Hong gonna we're
gonna jump out, cut you up on your news. Find
an old good raved rave as we remember, race right
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on the other side. Good morning. To make sure it's
(26:02):
on the radio. Ray perdsy And says he had a
good friend who said he didn't trust a man who
didn't drink. He advised drink and announced an hour and
he did till it killed him.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Well, you know, for presidents that don't imbibe, the record
has not been good. We know President Obama will have
a beer and has been shown drinking a glass of
it on TV. Timothy Egan tells us the best presidents
were open minded and generally open to a drink. The
non drinkers, at least over the last century or so,
(26:35):
were terrible presidents. The last president to swear off alcohol
was George W. Bush during his misspent youth. He was
a heavy drinker and considered quite the cut up. Jimmy
Carter was a teetotaler, and he earned his one term status.
Another oval office at stainer was William Howard Taft made
such a mess of his single term that he came
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in third, but he tried to get re elected in
Night teen twelve. Franklin D. Roosevelt was a Martini drinker
and an extraordinary president, solving a great depression and crushing
the Nazi war machine. And hated by the often besotted
Winston Churchill. It's pretty strong brief Teddy Roosevelt was a
very light drinker. He sued a small town newspaperman in
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nineteen thirteen for calling him a drunk and won. Abraham
Lincoln had a retail liquor license and also opened a
tavern in the eighteen thirties in Illinois. The problem with alcohol,
he said, was not that it was a bad thing,
but a good thing abused by bad people. A successor,
Ulysses S. Grant, proved him right. When President Lincoln was
told how much General Grant was drinking on the battlefield.
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President said to have replied, find out what it is.
Give some to the other generals. Me I used to
spill more than I drink now. Robert d Riefer, John
boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Good morning, there's a Magshaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
All in the playhouse, let's acted out action.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
hamstring humming edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode The Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a very
dissatisfied customer. Enter's a pet shop in Northern England. Oh, eh,
govnor malcome to Perky Patty's Perfect Pets.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Morning, sir, What do you mean? Sir? Sorry? Miss I
had a cold. What can I do for you?
Speaker 11 (28:55):
I'm glad you asked last Monday, I came in here
to buy some seed for my budgy. On this very
counter there was a handsome duck tap dancing on top
of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh, that was Old per Se. He can really cut
a rug.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
And that's, sir miss, And that miss is exactly why
I plunk down fifty quid to make him main And
that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Is he is?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
He?
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give himkof ser to get him to take a break.
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humble
a bote. Oh he has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchard, flameencoed, mamboed, sorcered,
waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd boogie
woogied river dance or Abbott's Bromley horned danced.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Did he do the Hawaiian war dance? That's one of
his specialties? No, sir miss, miss, he hasn't done so
much as set there in quack. And I'd like to
know what you're going to do about him?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game, Sir,
I hate to say, but.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Maybe it's you, me me.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terps of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a duck owner?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
How dare you? How dare you? I did everything you
told me to do.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I put him on the flower pot, just.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Like you did, and he didn't.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Dance a step.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower pot?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Blimey?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean siva.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
And if you sleep at a shilling, he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, crimey, so close, tune
in next time we'll hear that crusty old duck Swan
and Goose choreographers say.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar those top
two feathers. Morning, a big show's on a radio.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the diet.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show hunt they won.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
That good morning, it's a big show on the radio,
(31:55):
and this.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Is your one hour alert to get your hands on
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fifty three Excel polo shirts for the cap mat To
Hanneman Salefish Fishing Tournament previously won by the Duh Huh
Fishing Team and might be located up with the fishing
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shirts a little later on.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
In summary, all that you hopes up?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What do you have this Edna Helman cool polo shirt?
Have about one of my few collared shirts that I'm
willing to part with if he you were this freshly
cleaned and e stained by Randy's wife. Get your name
in a hat right now the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
We give it away.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Give it away now one hour. All right, Big Shoe
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link when you hit the Big Show dot com. Hang on,
play for it in minutes, first our Friday's song.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Mister, you better find your dove another line of work
that one.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Sure don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I hate.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Okay, I don't do today.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
He's gonna him back today.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Work work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Man?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
We just have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work, work, work,
work work work. Well.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you say he's not giving me any.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah. Weekend, Saturday and Sunday the time between work and
war work, the time when you go out looking for
happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend,
things are at their darkest.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Pal it's a brave.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Man a party. All ideas will taste you as.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
No, I am what today? I have you chet paid?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Work?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (36:18):
What?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
What's what's?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
What's?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What's work?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Work?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Work?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
Listen this dude.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Find me mans when ready to contain your old suit
and beat the blonde one eight hundred big shows you
told free line. Come on, get a contestant, play next.
(37:05):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Favorite
day of the work week. Here on Friday, first day August.
I'll read your track from the big show vent Box
Oliver on Jackie's birthday. Cheers for key words birthday Jackie.
And then let's see how old she is on her lincense.
(37:26):
You gotta be kidding beginning.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's amazing, is that right? Bady?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay? Keywords birthday Jackie. I'll tell you that I got
myself off the track. I look over my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Come on here, let's play beating the block.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Our contestant had a beautiful Severeville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Hennie hey Ednie.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Hey, Ron boy, buddy, I have a buddy named fast
Eddied Knoxville on in your suburbs. Ere. Yeah, I see
how fast Eddy is on beating the blonde here and
you get two bells before two buzzers, and you get
the big old prize pack, maybe even eighty five thousand
dollars in prizes, styling and sturges.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Big.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh, it's big, huge, it's huge, tater. American dieters blamed
candy is the number one reason for their weight loss failures.
What is number two? Well, you know, speaking from different
sizes of jeans in my closet, that it answers cheese cheese, Yes,
(38:46):
Eddie number two behind candy, cheese brust in your diet.
Do you agree or disagree with the lady with several sizes?
I've been them all, John, I'm all gonna disagree. Jumbo,
You disagreeing with geez?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Wow, she nailed it on the cheese.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Look at me right, Oh God, lisday. When we get
a buzzer here, then tell me the bell. Yeah, which you,
as president was the first and only president to be
elected by a unanimous electoral vote. That is a very
(39:28):
interesting question for commenting that, Doug be it was before
my time, and that was President George Washington. George Washington,
the only president voted unanimously. All right, Eddie, he was
(39:50):
our first president.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
What you think I'm going to agree with her?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Jumbo? All right, Well there was a thing to do. Yeah,
but I get it further than that. George Washington go
against the man when he's in the same room. First
and last time it was ever Ah, here we go.
We got a full count head into the final question.
Oh boy, Taylor, are there more left handed men in
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the world or women? Yes? Are there more left handed
men in the world or women? There there are more
women than there are left handed men, say, there are
more women that are left handed. Well, I'm gonna tell
(40:40):
you something that's not gonna help Eddie. There are roughly
fifty percent more left handed gender type that you hadn't
answered than the other. That is a lot. Yeah, So
is it men or women? Tater says, when women, do
you agree?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I'm gonna go with Tater on this one.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I was afraid of this.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh no, it is men.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Roughly fifty percent more left handed men than women. No,
but Eddie, we're gonna make you happy before we hang
up on you, because that's the way we do our
big show listeners. All right, buddy, Yes that sounds good.
I hang right there, buddy, quite a many hour top
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of your News, got a time capsuled. On the other side,
another Friday, Life on a way
Good morning. You got the big show on already, all
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hello, it's me Spanky, you know, mister personality from the
Yellow Rose. I'm not sure why I'm doing this. It's
not like they're paying me or anything. I can't even
get the redneck to pay his tab down a car.
But you can't help but love them, no matter how
nerve racking they are. I don't even complain when they
(00:28):
make fun of my big head. I just wish John
Boy would give me back my memory foam pillow and
stop telling his kids that's where the comet hits.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
God do to do of that? A? It is Friday morning,
first day August hot, It won't be all right. It's summertime.
National water Balloon Day, God, get on other people's nerves.
National Raspberry Cream Pie Day. It was like a raspberry
(01:35):
What wasn't a raspberry day? We had just recently perfect
raspberry park. I think it was. I'm crazy with raspberries here. Summertime.
National Girlfriend's Day?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Girlfriend? Shut up? And nice? Respect for Parents' Day? That
would be nice every day. Why don't you to try that?
All right? That's enough of my preaching. First thing this morning,
parents and telling girlfriends who show up, I'm sorry about that.
I've just been around a lot of women lately, and
(02:08):
now I got three dates in history very important. We'll
get our first prize pack out and get that winning beginning.
We are a way. That's Friday, Big Joe's on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Get our first
prize pack out here. It's an assortment of small batch
hand cook peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts, a Southern tradition
(02:30):
for over one hundred years. If you enter Coach JBB
at checkout, you get twenty five percent off plus free
shipping when you shop on lot. Just look for the
link at the Big Show dot com. Listen up here.
It's our three dates in history where we got our categories.
There's nineteen seventy one, Richard Petty became the first stock
card driver to win one million dollars. Wow, how about
(02:54):
that last Weekend had a driver old Tie one a
million dollars during the.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Race in nineteen seventy one. That was a lot of money.
Oh yeah, the King, Yeah, they're going on nineteen ninety five.
British newspapers announced that London residents canal purchase lawn and
garden insurance against damage by moles, squirrels and rabbits. The
new policy would cost twenty eight dollars a year. Finally,
(03:21):
two Pete sa do spread across Chippewa County, wisconsined after
hot weather calls yeast to rise and pop open the
back of a tombstone delivery truck. Drug driver didn't notice
for twenty five to thirty miles. Police said it was
quite a mess. So what it's just like, got hot
and started to do.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Rise, it just fell out.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
All right, Well, there you go.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
There's the three categories. One eight hundred big shows you
told free line, come on, play out Birds, next, good
(04:20):
Friday morning, first day all get some big shows on
the radio. And our featured track from the Big Show,
Big Box Olive Old Jackie's Birthday key words Birthday Jackets
celebrated at the Big Box. At the Big Show, Dot
coming out that the winning outs. Let's play Uppers. It's
(04:41):
the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
John Boys and Billy give the prizes from the Big Prize.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Let's go contested number one. This should really be a
lot of funks.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Your playing uppers have way up in guest time.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
You love the best time. You have a big shots.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Who have known the boss.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Dade. You put a kid in the room. Jackie's like,
you know everything, but it's all kid all time. Ah,
there he is, he got up there. Charles? Is that
you from Opemeil, North Carolina?
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, Mail's Gray's Creek, same host, same o.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Come's enough if you're Charles, we're taking you, buddy. Let's
get get through this, get through the three categories, and
I'm gonna give you back to Jackie who everything's gonna
be wonderful here. So here we go, buddy. Uh in
five seconds, we need three retired NASCAR drivers ready as
(06:04):
they go? Okay, ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Cow wa Cole Walls, Richard Petty Doll.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
All right, Charles, give us one down to to go here.
Three things you can ensure ready go.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
The house. Your car and a boot, a boot two.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Boats if you want too, drums.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Good work.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
So now for the wind. Three pizza pizza toppings are
heady go.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
You gotta have cheese and pepperoni, Yeah, saucy.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Sauce and.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Gels.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
He knows when he's finishing. Now's it twice? There? Charles,
you got the Bertie how they peanuts come in your way?
You enjoy my man?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
All right, all right, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
All right, mann Jackie by Gotchie what you're.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
The best, Olener, You're only your best on the radio.
Speaker 7 (07:14):
Love you?
Speaker 8 (07:16):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
All right, I'm trying to put your nose order and
have that in there. Bunny. What awe the hour and
time of your knus on the other side, gonna call
all habit boys before we get a call from mid
MiG by twenty minutes. Good morning, it's to make shore
(08:16):
on the radio. Friday morning? Where'd I happy? Boy?
Speaker 9 (08:29):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubble.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
I'm gonna have to be boy. Ima have to be boy.
Speaker 9 (08:40):
Oh we did good.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
When things are going here?
Speaker 9 (08:43):
We hey, my little box bot got hit back Carubb
hubbub but his guns in the box and put him
in the drawer.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
I'ma have to be boy. I'ma hap be boy.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Oh good, when things are going here, we.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
M oh forgot all about it for a month and
a half.
Speaker 9 (09:18):
Hub I looked through the drawer and started to laugh
because I'm a happy boy. I'm a happy boy. Oh
we did good. When things are going here we hey.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Hey, good morning, big shows on the radio. Let's get
(10:03):
this good morning a big show, John.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Boy Miller y'had mixie.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
How you doing it?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Ain't a while you're mad? I'm mattered, Taylor Swift of
the Kanye West Boys. Now the viol Nazis are declaring
war on toilet paper. All right, not all toilet paper,
just the good kind, the thick, soft, fluffy kind that
(10:30):
don't leave little pieces on the cartoon bears. But the
TV commercials Alan Huskwit's from something called the National Resources
Defense Council says, good old, soft American toilet paper is
made by chopping down old growth trees. That means it's
bad for the earth because it hurts the bears and
(10:52):
the caribous and the migratory bird. Well, may I just
say my big old But that's their hrskel which calls
soft toilet paper the hummer of the paper industry. Well,
if by that you mean top quality milking to get
the job done and totally awesome, then you're right. This
(11:13):
guy wants everybody to use recycled toilet paper like it
do over in Europe, you know to con where you
can see chunks of wood in it. It feels like
a rubbing a piece of typing paper in your cry well.
That might be good enough for Pierre and Clive and
Hans and Fred, but here in America, we like our
toilet paper just like our women, check and fluffy with
(11:37):
a hen of rose pedal that toilet paper. People say
they're trying to make your product as earth friendly as
they can. Oh, but that ain't good enough for these
tree humpers and run around shaking her finger in your
face all the time. These people ain't never satisfied. First
they wanted us to go green. Now it sounds like
(11:57):
they want us to go brown. All were saying, mix,
you're starting to sound a tired obsessive about bathroom stuff.
Your dad. God, I'm skippy, I'm fifty five years old,
I'm fat, I'm slow. My sex life is trailed off
to nothing. Taking a good long dump is one of
the last real treasures on the wau nin ain't giving
(12:19):
it up without fire. I got enough people calling up
my butt without somebody trying to take away my soft
toilet paper. I think some of the people from the
town hall meetings need to get to work on this.
Instead of tea parties, we need to be having some
tea pea parties. I'll give up my soft toilet paper
(12:40):
when you proud out of the crack of my cold
Dad might not a little too good on the T shirt,
but you get the ideas. Train humpers. Butt out of
my business, you hippie turns. Can what you bet with
a handful of leaves if you want to believe my
toilet paper alone. Now I sat out quit a word
(13:01):
in my life. You'll have a.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Nice It's a big show on your radio. Thanks for
joining us this morning.
Speaker 6 (13:15):
Good day.
Speaker 10 (13:16):
You're old pal Steve here, No, not the former idiot intern,
the crocodile Stalker, and you're listening to my two favorite
bones of mates, John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 11 (13:26):
I'll tell you it's nice to be high and dry
and safe and sound in this knack of studio.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Hey, what's this wire for? Good morning? And it's awake
(14:10):
show the radio Little Fritay Morning, two Hoy and the Boys,
Trailer Park.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Funk.
Speaker 8 (14:20):
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Junior Nation Pampers.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
It's a more or less true.
Speaker 8 (14:24):
Story featureing Carl the Cook and the legendary Nature Boy himself,
mister Rick Flair. It goes exactly like man bud Wiser's
ice coat. We just balled a butler, this one for
them slicked girls.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Then pick the girls.
Speaker 8 (14:39):
They white as hell, styling, profiling way outside the city.
Got caml from bast pro. Gonna kiss myself so pretty?
Speaker 12 (14:49):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (14:55):
You know, I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 6 (15:00):
Ain't my name? You know who?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
I am?
Speaker 8 (15:01):
Too hard and I'm slapping out of money. Man, Lend
me hold a dollar, man, leave me hold a dollar.
Y'all give a little holler, because Traylor Park farnk gonna
give it to you. Trailer park falk gonna give it
to you.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Traylor Park funk.
Speaker 8 (15:17):
Gonna give it to you on Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 8 (15:20):
Call the neighborhood who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash, call the
neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold on, anybody
seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed the check. Were
about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville. Josa Alabama.
(16:00):
Bring that little waitress. She's a bad man. Gentle too, hord.
It's designated driver time too had cost drunken driving. There's
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle house
too hard. My head's kind of spinny.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Man.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Lend me hold a dollar, man, lend me hold a dollar.
Y'all give them a little hollow casse. Trailer park from
Gonna give it to you. Trailer park from Gonna give
it to you. Trailer park talk, Gonna give it to you.
Speaker 7 (16:33):
Saturday night, and we about the fight.
Speaker 8 (16:36):
Call the neighborhood, walk call the neighborhood. Who call the neighborhood.
Wash Call the neighborhood was call the neighborhood, wash call
(16:59):
the neighborhood was hey, Hey, hey, hey, callar neighborhood was
(17:21):
Carder neighborhood walk can neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
You know, rack, I love you your death, but.
Speaker 8 (17:28):
You can be a little bit high made.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Good morning, Got the big show on the radio coming up.
We played John Boyd Jeopardy for one hundred and twenty
dollars worth of bull Snot cleaning products made in the USA.
Click on that bull Snot banner. Get all the info
you need. Hang on you when you're some in minutes Fursday.
We're talking about a Friday morning. So I had a
severe request for the Clinton mom ever since was a
(17:56):
celebrating Monica Lewinsky's birthday. Yeah, we keep her. I'm just
trying to get to this Clinton mic on sing along
if you know the words and you can name them
all the store of his secretary. My favorite hit it.
Speaker 12 (18:15):
Uh, mister President, your wife called, she's busy in New York.
She won't be coming home.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
This book in thanks Betty. Okay, fellas, it's party time. One, two, three,
four five, Everybody in the limo, come on, let's ride
to the lequor store around the corner the wife's side
of town. So I think I really want to call
some names from my little Black Book Guaranteed to make
this party cook. We'll call Angela and Pamela and Buffy
(18:43):
and Vicki and for you know it, everything will be freaky.
We're gonna throw it down, then we're gonna pick it up.
These girls a cube that's a little speckle puff. I
know I said that. I learned my lesson, but I
just can't keep from messing a little bit of Monica
in my life. A little bit of Erica by my side.
A little bit of Rita if you please, a little
(19:05):
bit of teen she's a sleeze. A little bit of Sandra,
she's so funky. A little bit of Mary, she's kind
of chunky. A little bit of Jessica's what I see
a little bit of break from he'llovery.
Speaker 12 (19:22):
Mister President.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
The girls from coolers right in, sir, all right, setting
them right in. Hey, girls, come on in. Y'all are
look k good? Hey? Those chicken wings? Yeah, put them
on the conference table right over there. Hey, y'all want
to see the war route? Jump up and down and
move it all around. Put your hands in the air.
(19:45):
Ifo you clothes on the ground, then climb on board
and we'll have fun. Wanna take a ride on Air
Force one. We'll fly so high we'll touch the sky,
and if we get caught, we'll lie a little bit
of Sandy on my lap. A little bit of Tiffany,
she likes wrap. A little bit of red up if
you please, a little bit of teen up Jesus lees.
(20:08):
A little bit of Sandra on the fly, a little
bit of Mary on the sly, A little bit of
Jessica Raisin Caine, A little break from that old.
Speaker 12 (20:18):
Ball and chain, and mister President diplomatic house probably can
make it just to ride.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
So all right, what that baby up? Hey, we'll see
me in hell.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
Smooth.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
A little bit of Monica in the house. A little
bit of something on her blouse, a little bit of
read ah, Sh'S a gold.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
A little bit of Teina she's the hole. A little
bit to sign up on the desk, A little bit
to marry.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
She's the best. A little bit of Jessica in my life.
A great big secret from my wife. Hey, girls, me
and you, I can get you all a job at
Revlon too.
Speaker 11 (21:18):
You know me.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I love the freak. See you babe, same time next week.
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Alrighty President.
Speaker 12 (21:31):
Call you will be arriving after all.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Oh okay, everybody, crist this mode, cross the moke, straighten
this place, Hume, Hey, honey.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
Welcome home.
Speaker 11 (21:45):
I right.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
All right, today's John boy, Jebardy. Let's jump right in here.
Americans eating average of one hundred and twenty four pounds
of this vegetable per person every year, making them the
most consumed vegetable in the US. No everything I say would.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Watch y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
God one ain't underd Big Show. You told Freeline, come
on play John Boy Jeopardy next. You are more than
(22:40):
this who been showing the radio world into your first day?
August Feature track from The Big Show bit Box Oliver
Old Jackie's Birthday keywords Birthday Jackie hit the bit box
at the Big Show dot comy right now, Let's why
yeses live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Oh wow, And now a man who unintentionally has helped
many food products rise to the ranks of most consumed
in the United States.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
John Boy. That is let's say, hey, the Frank out
of Lewis Pourk, Kentucky. Good morning, Frank, morning, John morning.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
How is you?
Speaker 1 (23:23):
He is wonderful Frank. How you doing this morning? The
Bluegrass State?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Not bad at all?
Speaker 1 (23:31):
Well, Frank, you got the first shot at John Boy
Jeopardy this morning. So let's see what you can put
together about Americans eating an average of one hundred and
twenty four pounds of this vegetable per person every year,
making them the most consumed vegetable in the US. So
what you thinking.
Speaker 8 (23:52):
Let's track carrots.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Let's see if it's carrots, well, Jos carrots, No, that's okay,
you like my mamma used to tell me you ever
see a rabbit wearing glasses? Oh right, okay, Frank, bye,
(24:17):
thank you love a big finish, say ain't to Mike.
He's in Maynardville, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike, Morning, morning.
Speaker 9 (24:26):
Are we doing this morning?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
May Are we doing good? Bunny? Rabbit glasses?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Joke?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Philm kind of flap.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
No, I can't.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
So, Mike. What do you think the most consumed vegetable
in America? On average of one hundred and twenty four
pounds per US citizens.
Speaker 13 (24:44):
That's a lot of pounds.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm gonna go with potatoes.
Speaker 6 (24:47):
How's that?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Ah, well, let's see, is it potatoes? Yes?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
I ride, Mike.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
Good you one hundred and twenty dollars. Whether that bull's
not is heading your way over to Maynardville? All right,
I appreciate it. You got it, buddy, Hong gonna we're
gonna jump out, cut you up on your news. Find
an old good raved rave as we remember, race right
(25:22):
on the other side. Good morning. To make sure it's
(26:02):
on the radio. Ray perdsy And says he had a
good friend who said he didn't trust a man who
didn't drink. He advised drink and announced an hour and
he did till it killed him.
Speaker 13 (26:15):
Well, you know, for presidents that don't imbibe, the record
has not been good. We know President Obama will have
a beer and has been shown drinking a glass of
it on TV. Timothy Egan tells us the best presidents
were open minded and generally open to a drink. The
non drinkers, at least over the last century or so,
(26:35):
were terrible presidents. The last president to swear off alcohol
was George W. Bush during his misspent youth. He was
a heavy drinker and considered quite the cut up. Jimmy
Carter was a teetotaler, and he earned his one term status.
Another oval office at stainer was William Howard Taft made
such a mess of his single term that he came
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in third, but he tried to get re elected in
Night teen twelve. Franklin D. Roosevelt was a Martini drinker
and an extraordinary president, solving a great depression and crushing
the Nazi war machine. And hated by the often besotted
Winston Churchill. It's pretty strong brief Teddy Roosevelt was a
very light drinker. He sued a small town newspaperman in
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nineteen thirteen for calling him a drunk and won. Abraham
Lincoln had a retail liquor license and also opened a
tavern in the eighteen thirties in Illinois. The problem with alcohol,
he said, was not that it was a bad thing,
but a good thing abused by bad people. A successor,
Ulysses S. Grant, proved him right. When President Lincoln was
told how much General Grant was drinking on the battlefield.
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President said to have replied, find out what it is.
Give some to the other generals. Me I used to
spill more than I drink now. Robert d Riefer, John
boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
Good morning, there's a Magshaw on the radio.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
All in the playhouse, let's acted out action.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Hello friends, your old pal Burt Burn here with another
hamstring humming edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse, Today's
episode The Dancing Duck. As our story opens, a very
dissatisfied customer. Enter's a pet shop in Northern England. Oh, eh,
govnor malcome to Perky Patty's Perfect Pets.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Morning, sir, What do you mean? Sir? Sorry? Miss I
had a cold. What can I do for you?
Speaker 11 (28:55):
I'm glad you asked last Monday, I came in here
to buy some seed for my budgy. On this very
counter there was a handsome duck tap dancing on top
of a flower pot.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Oh, that was Old per Se. He can really cut
a rug.
Speaker 11 (29:08):
And that's, sir miss, And that miss is exactly why
I plunk down fifty quid to make him main And
that is why I'm here about.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Is he is?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
He?
Speaker 11 (29:21):
Is he dancing too much? I mean I used to
give himkof ser to get him to take a break.
Old Percy has been on break since I got him home.
Old Percy has cut no rugs since entering my humble
a bote. Oh he has not tap danced, tangoed, chopchard, flameencoed, mamboed, sorcered,
waltzt hip hop, bleroed, fox, trotted, hustled, rumbered, pokerd boogie
woogied river dance or Abbott's Bromley horned danced.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Did he do the Hawaiian war dance? That's one of
his specialties? No, sir miss, miss, he hasn't done so
much as set there in quack. And I'd like to
know what you're going to do about him?
Speaker 3 (29:55):
Well, I can't believe that on Percy is off his game, Sir,
I hate to say, but.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Maybe it's you, me me.
Speaker 11 (30:03):
Are you insinuating that somehow that the fault of Old
Percy's lack of terps of Korean prowess is due to
my personal failures as a duck owner?
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
How dare you? How dare you? I did everything you
told me to do.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
I put him on the flower pot, just.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Like you did, and he didn't.
Speaker 12 (30:20):
Dance a step.
Speaker 11 (30:21):
Yeah, but did you remember to light the candle under
the flower pot?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Blimey?
Speaker 2 (30:25):
I mean siva.
Speaker 1 (30:33):
And we hope you enjoy John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
And if you sleep at a shilling, he'll do Unno,
those top two feathers for you, crimey, so close, tune
in next time we'll hear that crusty old duck Swan
and Goose choreographers say.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar those top
two feathers. Morning, a big show's on a radio.
Speaker 10 (31:03):
Well, well, well you've obviously got nothing better to do. Well,
maybe you're just not smart enough to change the diet.
Whatever the reason you're listening to John Boy and Billy
on the Big Show hunt they won.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
That good morning, it's a big show on the radio,
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and this.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Is your one hour alert to get your hands on
John Boy, it's a wonderful fame number one hundred and
fifty three Excel polo shirts for the cap mat To
Hanneman Salefish Fishing Tournament previously won by the Duh Huh
Fishing Team and might be located up with the fishing
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shirts a little later on.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
In summary, all that you hopes up?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
What do you have this Edna Helman cool polo shirt?
Have about one of my few collared shirts that I'm
willing to part with if he you were this freshly
cleaned and e stained by Randy's wife. Get your name
in a hat right now the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 3 (32:35):
We give it away.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Give it away now one hour. All right, Big Shoe
rolls on. Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up.
We played Bete de Blonde for a hat, t shirt,
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link when you hit the Big Show dot com. Hang on,
play for it in minutes, first our Friday's song.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 7 (33:14):
Mister, you better find your dove another line of work
that one.
Speaker 8 (33:18):
Sure don't fix your pistol.
Speaker 12 (33:20):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 8 (33:23):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 6 (33:29):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I hate.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Okay, I don't do today.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
He's gonna him back today.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Work work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 6 (34:41):
Hey, man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 5 (34:42):
Man?
Speaker 3 (34:42):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
We just have a life. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 2 (34:48):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (34:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:50):
No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work work, work, work,
work work work. Well.
Speaker 12 (34:56):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you say he's not giving me any.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
Yeah. Weekend, Saturday and Sunday the time between work and
war work, the time when you go out looking for
happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet. The weekend,
things are at their darkest.
Speaker 7 (35:11):
Pal it's a brave.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Man a party. All ideas will taste you as.
Speaker 11 (35:20):
Cool.
Speaker 7 (35:20):
Buzz I'm fine, Oh.
Speaker 6 (36:04):
No, I am what today? I have you chet paid?
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Work?
Speaker 5 (36:17):
What?
Speaker 1 (36:18):
What?
Speaker 5 (36:18):
What?
Speaker 12 (36:18):
What's what's?
Speaker 6 (36:19):
What's?
Speaker 2 (36:19):
What's work?
Speaker 1 (36:20):
Work?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Work?
Speaker 12 (36:24):
Listen this dude.
Speaker 1 (36:32):
Find me mans when ready to contain your old suit
and beat the blonde one eight hundred big shows you
told free line. Come on, get a contestant, play next.
(37:05):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Favorite
day of the work week. Here on Friday, first day August.
I'll read your track from the big show vent Box
Oliver on Jackie's birthday. Cheers for key words birthday Jackie.
And then let's see how old she is on her lincense.
(37:26):
You gotta be kidding beginning.
Speaker 3 (37:32):
That's amazing, is that right? Bady?
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay? Keywords birthday Jackie. I'll tell you that I got
myself off the track. I look over my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Come on here, let's play beating the block.
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Our contestant had a beautiful Severeville, Tennessee.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Hennie hey Ednie.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
Hey, Ron boy, buddy, I have a buddy named fast
Eddied Knoxville on in your suburbs. Ere. Yeah, I see
how fast Eddy is on beating the blonde here and
you get two bells before two buzzers, and you get
the big old prize pack, maybe even eighty five thousand
dollars in prizes, styling and sturges.
Speaker 6 (38:21):
Big.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Oh, it's big, huge, it's huge, tater. American dieters blamed
candy is the number one reason for their weight loss failures.
What is number two? Well, you know, speaking from different
sizes of jeans in my closet, that it answers cheese cheese, Yes,
(38:46):
Eddie number two behind candy, cheese brust in your diet.
Do you agree or disagree with the lady with several sizes?
I've been them all, John, I'm all gonna disagree. Jumbo,
You disagreeing with geez?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Wow, she nailed it on the cheese.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Look at me right, Oh God, lisday. When we get
a buzzer here, then tell me the bell. Yeah, which you,
as president was the first and only president to be
elected by a unanimous electoral vote. That is a very
(39:28):
interesting question for commenting that, Doug be it was before
my time, and that was President George Washington. George Washington,
the only president voted unanimously. All right, Eddie, he was
(39:50):
our first president.
Speaker 5 (39:51):
What you think I'm going to agree with her?
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Jumbo? All right, Well there was a thing to do. Yeah,
but I get it further than that. George Washington go
against the man when he's in the same room. First
and last time it was ever Ah, here we go.
We got a full count head into the final question.
Oh boy, Taylor, are there more left handed men in
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the world or women? Yes? Are there more left handed
men in the world or women? There there are more
women than there are left handed men, say, there are
more women that are left handed. Well, I'm gonna tell
(40:40):
you something that's not gonna help Eddie. There are roughly
fifty percent more left handed gender type that you hadn't
answered than the other. That is a lot. Yeah, So
is it men or women? Tater says, when women, do
you agree?
Speaker 5 (41:00):
I'm gonna go with Tater on this one.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
I was afraid of this.
Speaker 6 (41:04):
Oh no, it is men.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
Roughly fifty percent more left handed men than women. No,
but Eddie, we're gonna make you happy before we hang
up on you, because that's the way we do our
big show listeners. All right, buddy, Yes that sounds good.
I hang right there, buddy, quite a many hour top
(41:32):
of your News, got a time capsuled. On the other side,
another Friday, Life on a way
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