August 8, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll roll out all of our usual musical Friday favorites.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players dive into the brain of a man and find a brand new script entitled "The Hard Cell”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports.. - We’ll fill a request for “Burger Biggie”.. - and Rev. Billy Ray Collins goes up against the Discovery Channel…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning, Big Show's on a radio and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's massive man hooded. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life O for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hehoga doodle doo up an out of them?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Man, it's Friday morning. You know, I'm tickled. We are
about our Fridays here. The Big Show's on the radio.
Them money ain't on.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Good heading to.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The weekend here, nice, yay. I can't believe it. Tomorrow
I'm gonna being married forty five years. Yeah, wow, her,
you can't believe it? How do you think she did?
Tell everybody? Yeah, but it only feels like three underwater?
(01:46):
Oh yeah, today Billy is here in tellibis his anniversary
dog guarding U live. A few years later, he got
married the day before I did so so, uh, how
you spoke to be helping me?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know what? I love him? I guarantee you he
picked that day because it was right behind yours. That's
just like him. He's so sweet and so innocent. But
I guarantee I bet he did her. I bet you're
forgetting who he's married to.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I bet she.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
When. Oh oh, so, let's see what national days we
go out here. National pickleball Day, they let us crazy.
Other sport for older people. National muchI Mucci Day, Sweet
Japanese rice cake? Howe you pronounce that? National water Burger Day?
(02:42):
Dog gone? It constricting? My bud Malsey Oak just loves
and water burgers, and they're all over They're not around here.
I never had a water Birger.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Well, I mean there was one in Concorder, Cannapolis, North Carolina,
but they weren't really a water Burger.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They were allowed to use the name. Okay, Well, it
says this national day celebrates water Burger's food fans and
employees otherwise known as family members, who are the heart
and soul of the brand.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
It's a very family oriented business. Yeah, all right, good deal, oh,
al Barr said the one in Gastonia, North Carolina. Now okay,
all right, all right, Yeah. The only downside of that
is you got to go to Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's where you're from. I never to know the ways
to get in and out safe man, Well fast, all right,
well let's see in a national frozen Custard day, gotta
give a shout out to a Highway fifty five Burger
Shakes and fries. They got the best frozen custer and
they do you talk about family, They do their own
flavors of different franchises of the Highway fifty five good
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stuff man. Of course that John boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Get you John boyn Billy Chicken sandwich there and Highway
fifty five formerly and these founded and base in North Carolina.
All right, then we got three days in this received up.
We'll get the first prize back out and get that
Friday winning beginning. We are awake, Big shows on the radio,
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this cool swage three Days in History. August eighth, six,
a jet airliner landed safely after one of its doors
fell off and crashed to earth next to a supermarket
shortly after the departure from Brazil. When where there Osio
pol hole. No one was hurting the incident. Playing with
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seventy nine people aboard and route to Riot, The narrow
returned to the airport safely eighteen minutes after take off.
Because you work as more foreign cities, Yeah, I'll work
on it. Twenty seventeen, the Walt Disney Company announced plans
to create its own streaming service, canceling ties with Netflix.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, we pay for it, but yeah, it's just I mean,
once you've gone through all the Disney movies, yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Disney Channel. So it's twenty seventeen. And then twenty eighteen,
the Academy of Motion Pictures revealed a new Popular Film
category for the Oscars. A new Popular Film category was
that about just not good enough for a real Oscar? Well,
it was very popular, so it wasn't well made, but
it was popular. We'll think about Oscar categories there and
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that'll that'll do our three categories one eight hundred Big
Shows you told free line, come on, play out Birds
next Good Friday Morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
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Feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, Reverend Billy
Ray Collins for the Lost Home of Jesus on the
Discovery Channel, Sir Drin key word Jesus Discovery the Big
Box at the Big Show Dot coming. Now that's winning
the game one. Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's the game that anyone can win, John Boy, Billy,
give you buzzes from the Big Prize Pa.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun playing out Boost.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Have the hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Let's say, Hey, the Tyler from Knoxville, Ten, I.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Say we shoots.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You more than Tyler. Hey, how's it going? Hey buddy
going awesome? Man, welcome in here. Let's get you through
these three categories, get you a prize pack, and let
you leave the house in winter this morning. How's that sound, Tyler?
Sounds good? Sounds good. Let's do it in five seconds.
Give us three things with a door, ready to go
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A house, a car, and a sword.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All right, A little.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Bit harder on category number two. We need three streaming
services ready to go, Netflix, Hulu and Peacock Family. And
then for the wins going to the movies, we need
three OSCAR categories ready.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Go, Best Director, Best Picture, and Best Actor.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And there is Tyler very well rounded, Dyna rocket top
this morning, Tyler, big old log talker's price back headed
you away, Bud, Congratulations. Hey, thanks guys. I appreciate everything
you guys do every morning. Well, appreciate you, Tyler. Glad
you did, Buddy, glad you won. You hang on with Jackie,
all right, thank you. All right, we're jumping out, catching
(08:39):
you up on your news. Looking for something to do
this weekend. Mayor I doesn't want to see if it's
got some good ideas, you don't mind ticks and chiggers.
(09:23):
Good morning is a big show on the radio for
this Friday, August eighth. There's always something exciting happening in
dismal seep in South Carolina. This weekend is no exception,
and here to tell us about it is the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well,
the summer is time for lots of fun outdoor activities, picnics, hiking,
a day at the lake, and when you're outdoors, you're
not alone. And this weekend we're going to celebrate a
couple of your summertime companions with the second annual Dismal
Seepage Tick and Chigger.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Festival, a bloodsucking bug festival.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Well that was actually the original name. Did not test well.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It seems like an odd thing to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Well, you know, we had to do something one our
other festival fell through. What was that, Well, it was
the Toe Jamboree. It was a salute to the American foot,
you know. Dismal Seepage is the pedietary center of the
South really as far as you know. But unfortunately we
got a monkey wrench thrown in the works when a
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epidemic of toenail fungus broke out and the lamaicilled delivery
truck swerved to avoid hitting an armadillo and wound up
in the river.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Doesn't sound like that much of a catastrophe.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Actually, Well I left out the part about a lot
of the attendees getting busted in a state wide foot
fetish ray. What a bunch of weirdos. I'm more of
a booty man. Can I get a what what?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What's on tap for the big dismal seepas, tick and
Chigger festivals.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. It's a jam packed
weekend with all sorts of activities for folks of all ages.
The weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Floats compete for cash prizes. A returning champion from last
year we'll be back with their prize winning float. Suck it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You have to ask, what's that look like?
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Well, you know, actually it's pretty disturbing, but it's brilliantly creative.
You ever see the movie The Human Centipede. It's like that,
but with a tick, a chigger, a flea and a
mosquito in that order.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well, that is horrible. What kind of person makes something
like that?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The Baptist Church, Well there's a big blood drive sponsored
by the Red Cross and Skeevy Stevie's Pest Control and
handmade lingerie.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Ah, good old fashioned blood drive. That's a clever tie.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Yeah, and all the nurses are dressed as bugs. It's
a real X Files vibe. Then we'll have a big
bug of war where teams compete to pull each other
into a big pit of chiggers.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well that's terrible.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yeah, you're the loser. There's a great new game this
year called tick Talk. Contestants have sixty seconds to pick
as many ticks off a variety of critters from Oh
Home on the Mange, Discount, Roadside Zoo. And for the outdoorsman,
we'll have skeet shooting.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
How does that work?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Well, some of the insult comics from Awe Schmuck's Comedy Club.
They dress as mosquitos and taut marksman armed with paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well that hurts man.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Yeah, it's a total win win, And the final night
is a big concert entitled getting Chiggy with It.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You didn't mention the food, Thanks for reminding.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Me, John Boy. We've got a special food truck this
year that's going to be serving hamburgers all weekend long.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Wait hamburgers, don't tell me.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
We celebrate the latest trend in fine gourmet dining. These
are just like traditional hamburgers, but made completely with insects,
and they are delicious.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Have you had one?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
So come on down Hick and Chiger Festival. It'll really
get under your skin. Let's do what I did there.
Come on, John.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Boy, good morning Baby, show's al radio.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Let's do it. It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Dear Dairy. This is Gary Beauy well Diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay in the end, but boy, it was
hit and miss for a good bit. It all started
with a mix up for a movie audition. It should
(14:30):
have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy. In other words,
just perfect. Hank toot, pass the fruit, give me the
script to show me the lute yah Man. I was
outstanding in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs when I
overheard these young and talking about this hot new movie
(14:52):
that was casting in town. But the director was having
a hard time finding any Hollywood superstars interested in auditioning.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now see diary.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I've always believed in sharing my great success with those
in need. It's how I got the role of the
gingerbread Man in the movie series of the same name,
Parts one, two, and three, Not to Break. We were
number seven with a bullet in Malaysia Bangkok and the
Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid in front of
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what the skinny was on this new picture, and he
handed me the breakdown Fame Force Hell. I didn't need
to read no more. The title said it all. This
is going to be a superhero picture with super powered superstars.
Sign me up, give me the scissors and take down
the drapes. Superbusey needs him a cape, leaping tall buildings
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in a bending steel and once in a while maybe
comping a field. The top is kind of too bad.
I don't want to hot down boobey.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Don't may jiggle when you giggle, te you made me pee.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I called the producer directly and told him I
was interested. He could not believe that someone as famous
as yours truly would be interested. I assured him I
was very open minded about such projects, and he sent
me the contract. I signed it and we was off
of to the races. I showed up the next day
for a wardrobe fitting and I was kind of thrown
(16:20):
for a loop. They had me trying on all sorts
of outfits. They was a little loud, not much spandex,
and that was disappointed because spandex really shows off the
old goodie basket. Yea yea yea yea yea yeah, loss
of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the hell
do you fight supervillains and six inch heels? I figured
it might be time to read the script now as
(16:44):
I've gotten older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn, especially
since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Blank you blinky winky winky.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
But I misread the title of the movie. It wasn't
Fame for Us, it was Flame Force. I totally miss
that l it is a superhero flick as I read
the description. A group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans
battling evil for gay freedom. Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts.
(17:15):
Gary's playing you know what, I can't believe it ain't
no way here comes Busey quin for a day. Turns
out I was playing the leader of the group, kind
of like Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, cocol Pebbles,
the Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to
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the director that I didn't quite understand what the project was,
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden azizan sorry
drop out when you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody. And I was his last name, So, Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare. I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc Bud and brother didn't
(18:01):
cut it. He her their whim, wham, wibblewobble, dip dap
nip dap nipdabdope. What the hell? There was danger at
every turn. I kind of loosened up, if you pardon
the expression, as time went along. And if it wasn't
for the vitamins the makeup guy gave me, I don't
think I would have made it. Unfortunately, those vitamins turned
(18:22):
out to be estrogen.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Yo, you know what.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I hope it wears off soon. I'm getting tired of
crying during long distance comercip. Give me a spoon and
make me gag. Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From
now on, I'll read the fine print. Even if I
got a squint, I promise to turn down every role,
even if they got me playing corn hole. E Well, Diary,
(18:50):
I got jiskid. I'm having lunch with some of the
drag queens. Pfizer Manelli, Haltosis, Juretha Franklin and Rhonda Santis
and then we're all going lingerie shopping up in Littdalo drive.
(19:11):
All that Estrogen's got me up another cup size until
next time. Diary x'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Be you Stee.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Good morning everybody, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Hangout.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 11 (19:32):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god I can write down.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
Oh my bes on the dump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
M good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, go lipless that we played this Friday morning song
in a wild Think he's got a new girlfriend. He's
trying to impress. I'm thinking's what he says impressed, or
he's getting dressed or or something. I don't let it go. Well,
how about this Friday morning song get a chance go
up in the country. All right, this is Lily and
(20:51):
I won't sing a song. You know you literally gonna
sing a song?
Speaker 13 (20:57):
A song?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
My heavy at need us hungry?
Speaker 5 (21:05):
How can we.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
Need us hungry?
Speaker 9 (21:10):
How can.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I live a horror out every riding on our hands.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I don't even littlest.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
I don't say tooless, I don't say.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
To it's hard and hall when you're alhol left.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Don't.
Speaker 10 (21:39):
God heavy futte, Hey, listen to a hoot when I win,
I've heard up so here, I am good looking, real song.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
I'm gonna look.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Here and I am real fal.
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Got a wed joke book wating I.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Had wall on.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
When on a wind show as I've heard her out
of here and not you're making me once I have
my coffee and that's I ware's free and that's a
kind of day hole.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
It ws like who.
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Speaker 13 (22:35):
Room there.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Up you know up here?
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Wait? Well like I can't.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Singing cousens has when fall.
Speaker 15 (22:54):
What I ain't?
Speaker 1 (22:55):
I know my words left, So I guess I'm.
Speaker 7 (23:04):
Oh, yeah, living, laying out and on.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, got long ranging that key, I gotta relac good morning,
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got a big show on the radio. Yeah, we're getting
ready to bang on the drum, get them frut of
songs going feeling good. We'll tell you we're gonna play
john Boy Jeopardy in minutes. You can win an assortment
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win all of it in minutes, right now, hit it.
Speaker 9 (24:08):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 7 (24:10):
Mister, you better find your dove another line of work.
Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's when sure, don't.
Speaker 9 (24:15):
Make your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 10 (24:18):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (24:21):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 11 (24:24):
Hit it.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
I hate work.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I hate work.
Speaker 5 (24:39):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
Okay, I.
Speaker 3 (25:01):
Monday.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
She's going.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Man.
Speaker 4 (25:37):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Man?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We does have a life.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
I mean, do you do anything with like this three
pe stuff?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Right work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Well, I realized my.
Speaker 3 (25:53):
Father makes a lot of money.
Speaker 7 (25:54):
But you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, we can stay.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Sunday the time between working war work, the time when
you go out looking for happiness and end the punched
over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal it's a
brave man. A party all is and tasty as.
Speaker 5 (26:16):
Cool bus.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
I'm fine, Dolly arm.
Speaker 10 (27:01):
I today.
Speaker 8 (27:07):
Check page.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Work what what what?
Speaker 3 (27:14):
What's what's work?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right? Abbit him Friday, Hay, Let's jump on in
here with today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey
of Gossip columnists, if you're lucky enough to land an
interview with a celebrity at home, seventy percent say this
is the best room to do it in. I believe
(27:50):
Elvis called his the jungle room. I don't know doing
no what you how? God? One eight hundred Big show
you told, free line. We play John Jeopardy in next.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
That's a big show on the radio for your Friday,
August eighth. Feature track from The Big Show bit Box,
Reverend Billy Ray Colin lay Some Truth on You is
entitled The Lost Tomb of Jesus on the Discovery Channel.
Looking into that He wears Jesus Discovery hit a big
box at the Big Show dot com. And right now
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let's play yells live across America. It's John Boy Jepardy.
Oh wow, why and now your host?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
He says, those shoes with memory foam insoles, they don't work.
He wears him all the time, and he still forgets
why he walked into the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
That gets.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
As I hide. Cole out of Grant, Alabama. Good morning, cold,
good morning, Hey buddy, Well you got the first shot
at John Boyjebary this morning. So Cole, we're looking at
a survey of gossip columnists. They say, if you're lucky
enough to land an interview with a celebrity at home,
seventy percent of them and say, this is the best
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room to conduct that interview in. What was you thinking, Cole?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
The living room?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The living room, let's say, oh you would, Hey, you
have a comfortable chairs, were not too formal.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Cole.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a great day.
I appreciate it. All right, buddy, Let's go to Justin
in Church Hill, Tennessee. Good morning, Justin, Good morning, Hey,
little boy.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I have to say that I'm gonna have to say kitchen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
All right, jumping in here with the kitchen. Let's see, yes, kitchen,
yeah ready, I thank you, like inadvertently gave it away,
he said. When I walked into the kitchen, it's any
room I walk into. I'm thinking what you well, Justin,
(30:26):
did you hear any say that? And you said, hey man,
jumboy walking in the kitchen forgetting this stuff. I did
not catch that. Okay, good, I'm telling you. Nobody listens
to me. Justin. You do a good job, buddy. You
got the big old prize pack. Head over the church
hill for you.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You welcome buddy. Hang over jacket all I'm jumping out,
catching you up, boning you news right Friday, remembering Rayford segment.
Speaker 14 (31:01):
That is ray coming up on the other side who said,
(31:44):
don't look back. Something might be gainer on you.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Robert D. Rayford thinks it might have been Satchel Page.
Speaker 13 (31:51):
And Sachel Paige said a lot of things like that,
very wide think.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Way, is he the one that said how old would
you be if you didn't know how old you were?
And would you think about that?
Speaker 13 (32:02):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know he was born in nineteen
six died at eighty two. He made it to the majors,
debuting with the Cleveland Indians as the oldest rookie in history,
but over his four decade career, Page left a trail
of baffled hitters. He was known as much for his
trash talking and showing stunts like pulling in his outfielders
(32:22):
and striking out the whole side. He gave his pitchers
names like b Ball, Midnight Creeper, trouble Ball, and bat Dodger.
Page was the Paul Bunyan of baseball, excepted behind the
myth was an actual, tremendously talented human being whose accomplishments
and failures really happened.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Is here.
Speaker 13 (32:42):
The sixth child of a dockworker a washerwoman, he grew
up poor in Mobile, Alabama. By his own account, he
was called Satchel because he made small change carrying passenger's
luggage at the Mobile train station, although one of his
childhood friends later claimed that he had earned his nickname
by dealing bags. Whatever the truth, it was persistent truancy
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in a single minor shop liting incident that landed the
twelve year old Leroy in the Alabama Reform school for
juvenile negro lawbreakers for six years. Pitching Arm had been
honed by years of throwing rocks at birds and animals
and other kids to practiced his control by throwing through
knotholes and affected an almost imperceptible hitch in his motion
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that threw off the hitter's timing page. Faced the likes
of Dizzy Dean and Bob Feller, and proved himself their equal.
True vindication would come with his induction into the Hall
of Fame in nineteen seventy one. Robert d Rafer, John
Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Good morning, there's a big show the radio. All ride
in the Blayhouse. They're ready to put to produce right
on the spot, Buddy Man, I'm on action.
Speaker 15 (34:19):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern Here with another
over oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode hard sell. As our story opens, a stray female
brain cell finds herself lost in a male brain.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Oh, this can't be right.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
This place is totally deserted.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
What heats of boxes everywhere, laundry pile in the corner,
cheap beer bottles shattered all over the floor.
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Sounds like hand magazines.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Hey, is anybody here?
Speaker 14 (35:01):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Who are you Helen?
Speaker 15 (35:07):
We don't know any hell Hey, any of you guys
know Helen?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
No one knows who you are.
Speaker 15 (35:14):
I'm a female brain cell.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
A female brain cell.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Day.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
What are you saying?
Speaker 13 (35:19):
Is our guy going.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Fruity on us?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
It's just an accident.
Speaker 15 (35:24):
Promise, promise, Okay, then just get out of here. We
don't need our guy. Dina's here blue and fiction about
his pronounshie your ma Rod to let me sit around.
I would help clean this place up and put some
decent food, nice dry Jezebel.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We're doing je by.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Do you want some constructive criticisms? It depends on what
it is.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I
mean you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid?
Speaker 15 (35:58):
What does propagating means? See, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
If you're really brains in the brain, where are you you?
We're all down here here down where.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
You know?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And how.
Speaker 15 (36:27):
We hope you enjoy John Boyn Billy Playhouse, the guy
say it's sad. Tune in next time when we'll hear
the absent minded director of brain Cell Distribution. Say hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (36:42):
Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
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Speaker 3 (36:49):
Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
Speaker 9 (37:02):
Oh.
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I will show the world that.
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I am its master.
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I will create my own race of people.
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A race of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
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And here are the first two, John Boy and Billy
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Speaker 15 (39:06):
Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going something slow and
because it being drama, not hunking, but I really really water.
If you don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making mean badder. All the
coffee is straining on my bladder. Gotta find some play
the making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
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at her old hag and hooyments of a sheet. Can't drive,
can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have to go
change my keggy prussing up my car on covered in peepee.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
A way, now out of a way.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Now it paints the little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express plane.
Let the twelve item seeing spurnting, damn plan follow in rules,
don't take half a break. But the guy in front
of me and driving me insane. He's a typical yump
being do probably married to sucker mom na nag cuts
a bone and starting ten sang I'm a bull, and
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he's waving a red flag by at fencing crackers two
for his soup fund will teach.
Speaker 16 (40:11):
You the one't be his poop punk.
Speaker 15 (40:13):
You know what, butcher gonna be gray poop un Penny
pulls out a big bunch of coup pun.
Speaker 16 (40:18):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way. Now, don't sure you
hurt me?
Speaker 1 (40:27):
So I say you again, fool out of.
Speaker 16 (40:29):
Away, out of away, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way. Now I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna
blow up son.
Speaker 15 (40:44):
After a long day. This was the last straw the
rope blocked by a group of ANTEETHA got the mask jump.
The girls been no brock and they don't move going
through one like a bust. Baby's all dumber than a
put stump each month, gon Iq of forest. They hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump. They're all lining
up to be a human beet bump. Just then a
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pimple faced college brand reaches in my car trying to
take my maga pat HiT's my window when the Loutville
slugger band. Thanks to him, I got something to a
man out of a way, out of a way out
of away now, right of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way out.
Speaker 16 (41:22):
Of away now.
Speaker 15 (41:23):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Bobie, I will.
Speaker 7 (41:31):
Time to work again.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I've been there.
Speaker 15 (41:33):
Making pizza pizza.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Run in person by to meet you. Lucy r is
the one who's gonna see you.
Speaker 15 (41:39):
About that time in walks bat LISTA fat Lisa is
a local white load smells like a county fair cowboat,
got a double chin like a swamp toad.
Speaker 9 (41:49):
She's so pi.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
She got her own.
Speaker 15 (41:51):
Damn zilp coat at the counter, making up her mind,
smelling like a rock border rine.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Now the dumb skang is holding.
Speaker 15 (41:59):
Up the get the kettle pot, and I stak it
up for me.
Speaker 16 (42:02):
And I'm away out of the way, and I'm away
now I'm away, out of away, out of my way.
Now I'm away, out of away, out away.
Speaker 15 (42:10):
Now you pick the wrong state to push my foot's babe.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Gotta my way.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Now I'm away, now.
Speaker 15 (42:17):
Out of my way, now.
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Out of my way.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Now I'm out of my way, out of my way.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Now I'm away, out of a way, out of my way.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Now, damn ricky way, chuck you away, you get out
of my way.
Speaker 16 (42:37):
I think I hear you out.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I'm away now out of my way, they said, thank you.
I think they get it.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
We ain't ready board. Let's play beat the blood. You
don't stool thirty one eight hundred big shows you told
free line. We'll get the contestant. Play with that big
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Morning, Big Show's on a radio and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Good morning, this is Big Show, Plastic Surgeon, Doctor Holland
p Win. I fixed Jackie Quins, Randy Butt and Smarty
Marty's massive man hooded. Next up on the John Boy
and Billy Big Show Life O for John Boy shin
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extensions for Billy and Tata. Sorry, but a brain transplanted
a little lot of my league. But I'll take a
work at it.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, what could it?
Speaker 4 (00:35):
Hehoga doodle doo up an out of them?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Man, it's Friday morning. You know, I'm tickled. We are
about our Fridays here. The Big Show's on the radio.
Them money ain't on.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
Good heading to.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
The weekend here, nice, yay. I can't believe it. Tomorrow
I'm gonna being married forty five years. Yeah, wow, her,
you can't believe it? How do you think she did?
Tell everybody? Yeah, but it only feels like three underwater?
(01:46):
Oh yeah, today Billy is here in tellibis his anniversary
dog guarding U live. A few years later, he got
married the day before I did so so, uh, how
you spoke to be helping me?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
You know what? I love him? I guarantee you he
picked that day because it was right behind yours. That's
just like him. He's so sweet and so innocent. But
I guarantee I bet he did her. I bet you're
forgetting who he's married to.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I bet she.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
When. Oh oh, so, let's see what national days we
go out here. National pickleball Day, they let us crazy.
Other sport for older people. National muchI Mucci Day, Sweet
Japanese rice cake? Howe you pronounce that? National water Burger Day?
(02:42):
Dog gone? It constricting? My bud Malsey Oak just loves
and water burgers, and they're all over They're not around here.
I never had a water Birger.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Well, I mean there was one in Concorder, Cannapolis, North Carolina,
but they weren't really a water Burger.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
They were allowed to use the name. Okay, Well, it
says this national day celebrates water Burger's food fans and
employees otherwise known as family members, who are the heart
and soul of the brand.
Speaker 7 (03:11):
That's nice.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
It's a very family oriented business. Yeah, all right, good deal, oh,
al Barr said the one in Gastonia, North Carolina. Now okay,
all right, all right, Yeah. The only downside of that
is you got to go to Gastonia.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That's where you're from. I never to know the ways
to get in and out safe man, Well fast, all right,
well let's see in a national frozen Custard day, gotta
give a shout out to a Highway fifty five Burger
Shakes and fries. They got the best frozen custer and
they do you talk about family, They do their own
flavors of different franchises of the Highway fifty five good
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stuff man. Of course that John boy and Billy grilling sauce.
Get you John boyn Billy Chicken sandwich there and Highway
fifty five formerly and these founded and base in North Carolina.
All right, then we got three days in this received up.
We'll get the first prize back out and get that
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this cool swage three Days in History. August eighth, six,
a jet airliner landed safely after one of its doors
fell off and crashed to earth next to a supermarket
shortly after the departure from Brazil. When where there Osio
pol hole. No one was hurting the incident. Playing with
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seventy nine people aboard and route to Riot, The narrow
returned to the airport safely eighteen minutes after take off.
Because you work as more foreign cities, Yeah, I'll work
on it. Twenty seventeen, the Walt Disney Company announced plans
to create its own streaming service, canceling ties with Netflix.
Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, we pay for it, but yeah, it's just I mean,
once you've gone through all the Disney movies, yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Disney Channel. So it's twenty seventeen. And then twenty eighteen,
the Academy of Motion Pictures revealed a new Popular Film
category for the Oscars. A new Popular Film category was
that about just not good enough for a real Oscar? Well,
it was very popular, so it wasn't well made, but
it was popular. We'll think about Oscar categories there and
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that'll that'll do our three categories one eight hundred Big
Shows you told free line, come on, play out Birds
next Good Friday Morning, the Big Shows on the radio.
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Feature track from the Big Show, Big Box, Reverend Billy
Ray Collins for the Lost Home of Jesus on the
Discovery Channel, Sir Drin key word Jesus Discovery the Big
Box at the Big Show Dot coming. Now that's winning
the game one. Upburst. Let's play Upburst.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
That's the game that anyone can win, John Boy, Billy,
give you buzzes from the Big Prize Pa.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Let's go contested number one. This should be a lot
of fun playing out Boost.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Have the hurry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 8 (07:08):
Let's say, Hey, the Tyler from Knoxville, Ten, I.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Say we shoots.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
You more than Tyler. Hey, how's it going? Hey buddy
going awesome? Man, welcome in here. Let's get you through
these three categories, get you a prize pack, and let
you leave the house in winter this morning. How's that sound, Tyler?
Sounds good? Sounds good. Let's do it in five seconds.
Give us three things with a door, ready to go
(07:43):
A house, a car, and a sword.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
All right, A little.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Bit harder on category number two. We need three streaming
services ready to go, Netflix, Hulu and Peacock Family. And
then for the wins going to the movies, we need
three OSCAR categories ready.
Speaker 9 (08:06):
Go, Best Director, Best Picture, and Best Actor.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
And there is Tyler very well rounded, Dyna rocket top
this morning, Tyler, big old log talker's price back headed
you away, Bud, Congratulations. Hey, thanks guys. I appreciate everything
you guys do every morning. Well, appreciate you, Tyler. Glad
you did, Buddy, glad you won. You hang on with Jackie,
all right, thank you. All right, we're jumping out, catching
(08:39):
you up on your news. Looking for something to do
this weekend. Mayor I doesn't want to see if it's
got some good ideas, you don't mind ticks and chiggers.
(09:23):
Good morning is a big show on the radio for
this Friday, August eighth. There's always something exciting happening in
dismal seep in South Carolina. This weekend is no exception,
and here to tell us about it is the mayor himself,
the Honorable Merwin Q Fiddleswoop. Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
Good morning, John Boy and all your wonderful listeners. Well,
the summer is time for lots of fun outdoor activities, picnics, hiking,
a day at the lake, and when you're outdoors, you're
not alone. And this weekend we're going to celebrate a
couple of your summertime companions with the second annual Dismal
Seepage Tick and Chigger.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Festival, a bloodsucking bug festival.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
Well that was actually the original name. Did not test well.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It seems like an odd thing to celebrate.
Speaker 9 (10:15):
Well, you know, we had to do something one our
other festival fell through. What was that, Well, it was
the Toe Jamboree. It was a salute to the American foot,
you know. Dismal Seepage is the pedietary center of the
South really as far as you know. But unfortunately we
got a monkey wrench thrown in the works when a
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epidemic of toenail fungus broke out and the lamaicilled delivery
truck swerved to avoid hitting an armadillo and wound up
in the river.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Doesn't sound like that much of a catastrophe.
Speaker 9 (10:47):
Actually, Well I left out the part about a lot
of the attendees getting busted in a state wide foot
fetish ray. What a bunch of weirdos. I'm more of
a booty man. Can I get a what what?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
What's on tap for the big dismal seepas, tick and
Chigger festivals.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
I'm glad you asked, John Boy. It's a jam packed
weekend with all sorts of activities for folks of all ages.
The weekend kicks off with the big parade down Main Street.
Floats compete for cash prizes. A returning champion from last
year we'll be back with their prize winning float. Suck it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You have to ask, what's that look like?
Speaker 9 (11:35):
Well, you know, actually it's pretty disturbing, but it's brilliantly creative.
You ever see the movie The Human Centipede. It's like that,
but with a tick, a chigger, a flea and a
mosquito in that order.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Well, that is horrible. What kind of person makes something
like that?
Speaker 9 (11:51):
The Baptist Church, Well there's a big blood drive sponsored
by the Red Cross and Skeevy Stevie's Pest Control and
handmade lingerie.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Ah, good old fashioned blood drive. That's a clever tie.
Speaker 9 (12:05):
Yeah, and all the nurses are dressed as bugs. It's
a real X Files vibe. Then we'll have a big
bug of war where teams compete to pull each other
into a big pit of chiggers.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well that's terrible.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
Yeah, you're the loser. There's a great new game this
year called tick Talk. Contestants have sixty seconds to pick
as many ticks off a variety of critters from Oh
Home on the Mange, Discount, Roadside Zoo. And for the outdoorsman,
we'll have skeet shooting.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
How does that work?
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Well, some of the insult comics from Awe Schmuck's Comedy Club.
They dress as mosquitos and taut marksman armed with paintball gun.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Well that hurts man.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Yeah, it's a total win win, And the final night
is a big concert entitled getting Chiggy with It.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
You didn't mention the food, Thanks for reminding.
Speaker 9 (13:04):
Me, John Boy. We've got a special food truck this
year that's going to be serving hamburgers all weekend long.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Wait hamburgers, don't tell me.
Speaker 9 (13:14):
We celebrate the latest trend in fine gourmet dining. These
are just like traditional hamburgers, but made completely with insects,
and they are delicious.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Have you had one?
Speaker 9 (13:26):
So come on down Hick and Chiger Festival. It'll really
get under your skin. Let's do what I did there.
Come on, John.
Speaker 8 (13:36):
Boy, good morning Baby, show's al radio.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Let's do it. It's time for the Diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Dear Dairy. This is Gary Beauy well Diary. This has
been another topsy turvy week for your boy. It all
turned out okay in the end, but boy, it was
hit and miss for a good bit. It all started
with a mix up for a movie audition. It should
(14:30):
have been easy peasy, turned out sleazy, cheesy. In other words,
just perfect. Hank toot, pass the fruit, give me the
script to show me the lute yah Man. I was
outstanding in the line at Pink's Hot Dogs when I
overheard these young and talking about this hot new movie
(14:52):
that was casting in town. But the director was having
a hard time finding any Hollywood superstars interested in auditioning.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Now see diary.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
I've always believed in sharing my great success with those
in need. It's how I got the role of the
gingerbread Man in the movie series of the same name,
Parts one, two, and three, Not to Break. We were
number seven with a bullet in Malaysia Bangkok and the
Lesser Antilles. So I asked the kid in front of
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what the skinny was on this new picture, and he
handed me the breakdown Fame Force Hell. I didn't need
to read no more. The title said it all. This
is going to be a superhero picture with super powered superstars.
Sign me up, give me the scissors and take down
the drapes. Superbusey needs him a cape, leaping tall buildings
(15:45):
in a bending steel and once in a while maybe
comping a field. The top is kind of too bad.
I don't want to hot down boobey.
Speaker 10 (15:53):
Don't may jiggle when you giggle, te you made me pee.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
So I called the producer directly and told him I
was interested. He could not believe that someone as famous
as yours truly would be interested. I assured him I
was very open minded about such projects, and he sent
me the contract. I signed it and we was off
of to the races. I showed up the next day
for a wardrobe fitting and I was kind of thrown
(16:20):
for a loop. They had me trying on all sorts
of outfits. They was a little loud, not much spandex,
and that was disappointed because spandex really shows off the
old goodie basket. Yea yea yea yea yea yeah, loss
of sequins and feather boas and heels. How the hell
do you fight supervillains and six inch heels? I figured
it might be time to read the script now as
(16:44):
I've gotten older. My eyesight ain't worth the damn, especially
since I hold you one peeper.
Speaker 5 (16:49):
Blank you blinky winky winky.
Speaker 3 (16:54):
But I misread the title of the movie. It wasn't
Fame for Us, it was Flame Force. I totally miss
that l it is a superhero flick as I read
the description. A group of non binary LGBTQ meta humans
battling evil for gay freedom. Jimminy Christmas kicking the nuts.
(17:15):
Gary's playing you know what, I can't believe it ain't
no way here comes Busey quin for a day. Turns
out I was playing the leader of the group, kind
of like Charlie and Charlie's Angels, you know, cocol Pebbles,
the Alternative Lifestyle brain Trust. I tried to explain to
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the director that I didn't quite understand what the project was,
but he already had Jack Black, paton Oswalden azizan sorry
drop out when you lose stars like that, you gotta
have somebody. And I was his last name, So, Diary,
your boy was stuck. It was a notmare. I couldn't
remember everyone's pronouns. My usual doc Bud and brother didn't
(18:01):
cut it. He her their whim, wham, wibblewobble, dip dap
nip dap nipdabdope. What the hell? There was danger at
every turn. I kind of loosened up, if you pardon
the expression, as time went along. And if it wasn't
for the vitamins the makeup guy gave me, I don't
think I would have made it. Unfortunately, those vitamins turned
(18:22):
out to be estrogen.
Speaker 9 (18:24):
Yo, you know what.
Speaker 3 (18:27):
I hope it wears off soon. I'm getting tired of
crying during long distance comercip. Give me a spoon and
make me gag. Gary's tired of dressed in drag. From
now on, I'll read the fine print. Even if I
got a squint, I promise to turn down every role,
even if they got me playing corn hole. E Well, Diary,
(18:50):
I got jiskid. I'm having lunch with some of the
drag queens. Pfizer Manelli, Haltosis, Juretha Franklin and Rhonda Santis
and then we're all going lingerie shopping up in Littdalo drive.
(19:11):
All that Estrogen's got me up another cup size until
next time. Diary x'es and o's Gary.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Be you Stee.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
Good morning everybody, The Big Show is on the radio.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Hangout.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
We're gonna show our acting jobs coming up.
Speaker 11 (19:32):
I'm not an actor, damn you. I'm a movie stop.
I did one play in summer Stock. I have one line.
I forgot it. Thank god I can write down.
Speaker 12 (19:48):
Oh my bes on the dump Boy and Billy Big Show.
Speaker 7 (20:00):
M good morning. It's a big showing the radio.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Well, go lipless that we played this Friday morning song
in a wild Think he's got a new girlfriend. He's
trying to impress. I'm thinking's what he says impressed, or
he's getting dressed or or something. I don't let it go. Well,
how about this Friday morning song get a chance go
up in the country. All right, this is Lily and
(20:51):
I won't sing a song. You know you literally gonna
sing a song?
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A song?
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My heavy at need us hungry?
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How can we.
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Need us hungry?
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How can.
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I'm gonna look.
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my coffee and that's I ware's free and that's a
kind of day hole.
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It ws like who.
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Room there.
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Up you know up here?
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Wait? Well like I can't.
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Singing cousens has when fall.
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What I ain't?
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I know my words left, So I guess I'm.
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Yeah, got long ranging that key, I gotta relac good morning,
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got a big show on the radio. Yeah, we're getting
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songs going feeling good. We'll tell you we're gonna play
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And before eleven o'clock tonight.
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That's when sure, don't.
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Make your fistil It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work.
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I hate work.
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I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad day.
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Okay, I.
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Monday.
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She's going.
Speaker 13 (25:32):
Day work work work, work, work, work work work.
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Man.
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What are we gonna do?
Speaker 8 (25:38):
Man?
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We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
We does have a life.
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I mean, do you do anything with like this three
pe stuff?
Speaker 1 (25:44):
What do you do for fun?
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Oh no, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun.
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Right work work work walk work work work work work.
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Well, I realized my.
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Father makes a lot of money.
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But you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, we can stay.
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Sunday the time between working war work, the time when
you go out looking for happiness and end the punched
over somewhere else's toilet.
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brave man. A party all is and tasty as.
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Cool bus.
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I'm fine, Dolly arm.
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I today.
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Check page.
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Work what what what?
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What's what's work?
Speaker 1 (27:30):
All right? Abbit him Friday, Hay, Let's jump on in
here with today's John Boy Jeopardy. According to a survey
of Gossip columnists, if you're lucky enough to land an
interview with a celebrity at home, seventy percent say this
is the best room to do it in. I believe
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Elvis called his the jungle room. I don't know doing
no what you how? God? One eight hundred Big show
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Speaker 7 (28:25):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
That's a big show on the radio for your Friday,
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let's play yells live across America. It's John Boy Jepardy.
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He says, those shoes with memory foam insoles, they don't work.
He wears him all the time, and he still forgets
why he walked into the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 9 (29:06):
That gets.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
As I hide. Cole out of Grant, Alabama. Good morning, cold,
good morning, Hey buddy, Well you got the first shot
at John Boyjebary this morning. So Cole, we're looking at
a survey of gossip columnists. They say, if you're lucky
enough to land an interview with a celebrity at home,
seventy percent of them and say, this is the best
(29:30):
room to conduct that interview in. What was you thinking, Cole?
Speaker 4 (29:36):
The living room?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
The living room, let's say, oh you would, Hey, you
have a comfortable chairs, were not too formal.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
Cole.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We appreciate you playing, buddy. You have a great day.
I appreciate it. All right, buddy, Let's go to Justin
in Church Hill, Tennessee. Good morning, Justin, Good morning, Hey,
little boy.
Speaker 7 (30:01):
I have to say that I'm gonna have to say kitchen.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
All right, jumping in here with the kitchen. Let's see, yes, kitchen,
yeah ready, I thank you, like inadvertently gave it away,
he said. When I walked into the kitchen, it's any
room I walk into. I'm thinking what you well, Justin,
(30:26):
did you hear any say that? And you said, hey man,
jumboy walking in the kitchen forgetting this stuff. I did
not catch that. Okay, good, I'm telling you. Nobody listens
to me. Justin. You do a good job, buddy. You
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Thank you, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You welcome buddy. Hang over jacket all I'm jumping out,
catching you up, boning you news right Friday, remembering Rayford segment.
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That is ray coming up on the other side who said,
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don't look back. Something might be gainer on you.
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Robert D. Rayford thinks it might have been Satchel Page.
Speaker 13 (31:51):
And Sachel Paige said a lot of things like that,
very wide think.
Speaker 9 (31:55):
Yeah.
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Way, is he the one that said how old would
you be if you didn't know how old you were?
And would you think about that?
Speaker 13 (32:02):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know he was born in nineteen
six died at eighty two. He made it to the majors,
debuting with the Cleveland Indians as the oldest rookie in history,
but over his four decade career, Page left a trail
of baffled hitters. He was known as much for his
trash talking and showing stunts like pulling in his outfielders
(32:22):
and striking out the whole side. He gave his pitchers
names like b Ball, Midnight Creeper, trouble Ball, and bat Dodger.
Page was the Paul Bunyan of baseball, excepted behind the
myth was an actual, tremendously talented human being whose accomplishments
and failures really happened.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Is here.
Speaker 13 (32:42):
The sixth child of a dockworker a washerwoman, he grew
up poor in Mobile, Alabama. By his own account, he
was called Satchel because he made small change carrying passenger's
luggage at the Mobile train station, although one of his
childhood friends later claimed that he had earned his nickname
by dealing bags. Whatever the truth, it was persistent truancy
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in a single minor shop liting incident that landed the
twelve year old Leroy in the Alabama Reform school for
juvenile negro lawbreakers for six years. Pitching Arm had been
honed by years of throwing rocks at birds and animals
and other kids to practiced his control by throwing through
knotholes and affected an almost imperceptible hitch in his motion
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that threw off the hitter's timing page. Faced the likes
of Dizzy Dean and Bob Feller, and proved himself their equal.
True vindication would come with his induction into the Hall
of Fame in nineteen seventy one. Robert d Rafer, John
Boyne Billy Show.
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Good morning, there's a big show the radio. All ride
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Speaker 15 (34:19):
Hello friends, your old pal bird Fern Here with another
over oscillating edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode hard sell. As our story opens, a stray female
brain cell finds herself lost in a male brain.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Hello.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Oh, this can't be right.
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This place is totally deserted.
Speaker 15 (34:43):
What heats of boxes everywhere, laundry pile in the corner,
cheap beer bottles shattered all over the floor.
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Oh what is that?
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Sounds like hand magazines.
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Hey, is anybody here?
Speaker 14 (35:01):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Who are you Helen?
Speaker 15 (35:07):
We don't know any hell Hey, any of you guys
know Helen?
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No one knows who you are.
Speaker 15 (35:14):
I'm a female brain cell.
Speaker 7 (35:16):
A female brain cell.
Speaker 9 (35:18):
Day.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
What are you saying?
Speaker 13 (35:19):
Is our guy going.
Speaker 7 (35:19):
Fruity on us?
Speaker 3 (35:20):
No, nothing like that.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
It's just an accident.
Speaker 15 (35:24):
Promise, promise, Okay, then just get out of here. We
don't need our guy. Dina's here blue and fiction about
his pronounshie your ma Rod to let me sit around.
I would help clean this place up and put some
decent food, nice dry Jezebel.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
We're doing je by.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
Do you want some constructive criticisms? It depends on what
it is.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
Well, shouldn't brain cells actually be in the brain? I
mean you're really propagating the notion that men are all stupid?
Speaker 15 (35:58):
What does propagating means? See, that's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 13 (36:04):
Just answer me this.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
If you're really brains in the brain, where are you you?
We're all down here here down where.
Speaker 9 (36:15):
You know?
Speaker 5 (36:24):
And how.
Speaker 15 (36:27):
We hope you enjoy John Boyn Billy Playhouse, the guy
say it's sad. Tune in next time when we'll hear
the absent minded director of brain Cell Distribution. Say hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
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Good morning. You got the Big Show on the radio.
More chance for you to win coming up after your news,
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Home, I have no home, hunted, despised, leaping like an animal.
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The jungle is my home.
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Oh.
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I will show the world that.
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I am its master.
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I will create my own race of people.
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A race of atomic superman that will conquer the world.
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Stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going something slow and
because it being drama, not hunking, but I really really water.
If you don't get moving, gonna put her in trauma.
She goes slower and it's making mean badder. All the
coffee is straining on my bladder. Gotta find some play
the making bladder rolling down my window streaming because we're
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at her old hag and hooyments of a sheet. Can't drive,
can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have to go
change my keggy prussing up my car on covered in peepee.
Speaker 16 (39:37):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
A way, now out of a way.
Speaker 16 (39:40):
Out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of away.
Speaker 15 (39:44):
Now it paints the little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express plane.
Let the twelve item seeing spurnting, damn plan follow in rules,
don't take half a break. But the guy in front
of me and driving me insane. He's a typical yump
being do probably married to sucker mom na nag cuts
a bone and starting ten sang I'm a bull, and
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he's waving a red flag by at fencing crackers two
for his soup fund will teach.
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You the one't be his poop punk.
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You know what, butcher gonna be gray poop un Penny
pulls out a big bunch of coup pun.
Speaker 16 (40:18):
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now out of a way, out of a way, out
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hurt me?
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So I say you again, fool out of.
Speaker 16 (40:29):
Away, out of away, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way. Now I'm a straight up firecracker, gonna
blow up son.
Speaker 15 (40:44):
After a long day. This was the last straw the
rope blocked by a group of ANTEETHA got the mask jump.
The girls been no brock and they don't move going
through one like a bust. Baby's all dumber than a
put stump each month, gon Iq of forest. They hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump. They're all lining
up to be a human beet bump. Just then a
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pimple faced college brand reaches in my car trying to
take my maga pat HiT's my window when the Loutville
slugger band. Thanks to him, I got something to a
man out of a way, out of a way out
of away now, right of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of
a way out.
Speaker 16 (41:22):
Of away now.
Speaker 15 (41:23):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Bobie, I will.
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Time to work again.
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I've been there.
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Making pizza pizza.
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Run in person by to meet you. Lucy r is
the one who's gonna see you.
Speaker 15 (41:39):
About that time in walks bat LISTA fat Lisa is
a local white load smells like a county fair cowboat,
got a double chin like a swamp toad.
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She's so pi.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
She got her own.
Speaker 15 (41:51):
Damn zilp coat at the counter, making up her mind,
smelling like a rock border rine.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
Now the dumb skang is holding.
Speaker 15 (41:59):
Up the get the kettle pot, and I stak it
up for me.
Speaker 16 (42:02):
And I'm away out of the way, and I'm away
now I'm away, out of away, out of my way.
Now I'm away, out of away, out away.
Speaker 15 (42:10):
Now you pick the wrong state to push my foot's babe.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
Gotta my way.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
Now I'm away, now.
Speaker 15 (42:17):
Out of my way, now.
Speaker 16 (42:19):
Out of my way.
Speaker 5 (42:20):
Now I'm out of my way, out of my way.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
Now I'm away, out of a way, out of my way.
Speaker 5 (42:25):
Now, damn ricky way, chuck you away, you get out
of my way.
Speaker 16 (42:37):
I think I hear you out.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
I'm away now out of my way, they said, thank you.
I think they get it.
Speaker 13 (42:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
We ain't ready board. Let's play beat the blood. You
don't stool thirty one eight hundred big shows you told
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