August 22, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - We find an old audition tape of John Lennon and Yoko Ono performing the theme song for “All in the Family”.. - The Not Ready For Drive Time Players perform a new script that has an 8-year-old getting ready to attend his first birthday party.. - We’ll review the Top 10 Side Effects of the Covid Vaccine.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Tom Sorenson checks in with this week’s report on the world of sports.. - and Cadbury goes fishing with John Boy…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hangout all right, listen to you mogs.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 4 (00:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boyn Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (00:10):
Yeah, the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's big, say bigger than big.
Speaker 6 (00:13):
It's enormous.
Speaker 7 (00:13):
Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Talking to the noo. I'm an adum reading to another Friday.
Here we are Friday, August twenty second. Hy yay. That's
a spirit. All right, man, we've got a good lined
up for you. Let's see if we can pull it off.
Speaker 8 (01:09):
Here.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
See the national days if you want to partake National
bow b Ao Day. But this is this, says this
ancient Chinese steamed bun bow Huh a flavorable Chinese dough.
They got different kind of dough in we go.
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Oh yeah, used to make b You've had a fortune cookie.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
That's a different kind of dough. So you suppose the
stuff is boo with the savory meats or sweets.
Speaker 9 (01:41):
So I've had it with what do you call it,
pork belly?
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Pork belly, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
And it's like they put a pork belly and like
a like a barbecue sauce their barbecue sauce and a pickle,
and it is.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So what is like the bread?
Speaker 9 (01:57):
It's it's a spongy like steamed, but it's very good.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, I like we taste a little bit like the dumpling,
but not not wet.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Right to find me an ancient Chinese restaurant, Yes, ancient
Joinese steamboat.
Speaker 10 (02:13):
Well, I mean they've carried it all over into your
Asian fusion. You can find it currently.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
We'll ask for it by name, yes, yes, all right, No,
you don't have to explain the whole tooth fairy deal
to me. I went, I went through.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
The ferry, as up for game and drops off.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
So this says here. The National Tooth Fairy Day is
celebrated twice a year, so earlier this year, the tooth
Fairy was recognized on February twenty eighth. I don't know
what the tooth fairy gets two days.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Well, I guess the tooth fairy feels a little slighted anyway,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, we really don't know what the tooth fairy looks like.
You know, we got the easter money, you know, and that.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
People aren't lining up at the mall to sit on
the tooth fairyes, lap.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
No, it just suppose a let in your bedroom or him.
I know the rock was a tooth fairry one time
on you you was all right back, full teeth. And
then there's National Surgical on a collegeous day, on collegeous, uncollegious.
Speaker 9 (03:14):
Your cancer surgeon cuts out cancer.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Good work man, more those, y'all.
Speaker 9 (03:20):
Thank you, doctor White.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Let me right. All right, y'all, we got three days
saved up. We'll get that first prize pack out and
hopefully we'll get the winning beginning. We're up. Might as
well get something before you go out the door, all right,
Hang on Big shows on the radio. Good morning, Big
Shows on a radio. First prize pack. I had t shirt,
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tumbler and a twenty five dollars gas card from Lord Tigers.
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Click the banner at the Big Show dot com find
out all about our boys. Right now, let's do three
dates in history where we'll get our categories so you
(04:03):
can win it all. August twenty second, twenty twenty two,
Doctor Anthony Fauci and LC would step down as chief
medical advisor to the US President and as director of
the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases because he
already made his millions of dollars lying to America.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Wait, what page are you on that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I just decided to end it with the truth. What
the heck? Why did he Biden have to pardon him
if he didn't do anything? He ask question? Yeah, tells he's.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Lying so many questions.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Oh, I got the answers. Y'all just don't want to
hear him.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I was just looking at you too. I know you
appreciate the truth.
Speaker 11 (04:46):
You get hand the truth.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Let's move up to twenty twenty four, a suspicious fire
destroyed the Jay Lyttleton Ballpark in Ontario, California. The nineteen
thirty seven sure was used for several movies, including Eight
Men Out, A League of their Own and The Babe.
Probably somebody saw that the League of their Own movies. Oh,
we can't let that happen again. No, I think, why
(05:11):
don't you set that fire? We doubt if he makes
some money off of yeah, yeah, you know out there
he won't blame the Chinese, all right. Finally, also on
the State twenty four Vice President, Kamala Harris accepted the
Democratic nomination were US President on the last day of
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the party's national conference in Chicago. You know what she's
up to.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
She's trying to make that vein in your next stick out.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Why don't they want you to be happy?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All these categories, Well, let's just deal with it like
through our humor, the way we usually do this.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh where's had three categories? One eight hundred Big shows?
You told free line, come on play out birds next.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
M Good morning, and.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
It's a big show on the radio for you Friday morning,
August of twenty a second our feature track from The
Big Show. Bit Box Catbury goes fishing at Gator Lake
with John Boy key words gater Lake is that big
box at the Big Show dot com?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
I right up.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy give you buzzes from the Big
pize Ber. Let's go contested number one. This should It
would be a lot of fun when your playing upbers.
(07:02):
Have them hurry up.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
And guest time you love the best time?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
You love a big shots. Let's say hey no logan
from John sun City and up Shots. Hello, good Marty Logo,
how's a boy?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
How you doing, John boy Man?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We are all all right, get it for Logan? Here
you go, buddy, all right, well, let's get you through
these three categories to get that prize pack on his
way to you in Johnson City.
Speaker 12 (07:40):
Logan, man, I love your show man.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
I want to give a shout out to all my homeboys, Luke,
all my friends at work, Richard, my boss, everybody. All right,
we're good. So now they're all pulling for you, Logan.
Let's see if you can share this prize pack in
five seconds. We need three fame miss doctors. Ready go,
(08:04):
Doctor Field, doctor Oz, and doctor who. All right, good
work that one reel does. We've got him on the
shows every day. He's a doctor.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Yeah yeah, there's a whole lot of clouds around.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You gonna be like that boy, he's just man. Because
I was getting on your boy fouting.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
You don't claim him as anything.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I love you, do you?
Speaker 13 (08:31):
Boy?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Uh, give us three baseball stadiums or parks. Ready go,
let's see Fenway, Wrigley and the Yankee stadiums.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
That don't work?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Logan, Here we go for to win three vice presidents
ready to go.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
Oh that's easy, parents, Ford and Bush.
Speaker 14 (08:56):
Oh my.
Speaker 12 (08:58):
Our boy logan.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lo' get that long Tiger's prize back to your buddy
grad jo.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Hey, yeah man, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Why a many hour and taba you nion on the
other side that we do first thing Friday morning, call
long happy boy, cause where happy.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's a big show on the radio. Where I happy boy.
Speaker 15 (10:14):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub. I'mnap to be boy. Ima happen to be boy?
Oh did good?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
When things are going here? We hey, Hey, my.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
Little box bot got hit by a car ubble hubbub
a hubb but it's got in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Hubbub. Oh, I'm gonna have to be boy. I'm happy
be boy. Oh good when things are going here, we
hey hey, Oh forgot all about it for a month
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and a half.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Hub.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 15 (11:06):
Hub because I might have to be boy. Have me boy,
Oh the good? When things are going here, we hey, hey,
(11:45):
good morning.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Makes Joe's on al Radio and here we go.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
It's time to.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Axe, yo.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Welcome to Axe. I place the golf all the fall
one one you need for all yo.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Uh uh uh.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
What you call intro perspirational relations shrimp is sy dig
this ded ike, I just got divorced and I'm looking
for a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
If this is signed Astro in nerd, I'm getting the
hell out of.
Speaker 16 (12:16):
I just got rid of a real beast this last
time and don't want you to make another mistake. What
kind of girlfriend do you think I should look for?
Thanks divorced Dave from bat Cave. I have a feeling
he might be related to Astron.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Did Dave?
Speaker 16 (12:35):
I gotta be honest my brother. At some time or another.
They all a mistake, Like they say, no matter how
good she looks, someone is tired of putting up with
all her men.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Now.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
Despite what you might see on them internethical ads, they
ain't no perfect women's.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
If they was, they'd be men's. But you got know
you look at me like that, tell you what the
hell is boot your boot puppets.
Speaker 16 (13:06):
But I tell you, Dave, you can narrow it down
a little and work with them, annihilating them perfections.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Later on, let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Now.
Speaker 16 (13:14):
Here's the different types of girlfriends that I personally have
come across me. Is nice guy says stuff like tickets
to the wet T shirt contest for me?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, darling, you shouldn't have.
Speaker 16 (13:28):
Also known as the doormat advantages. Always happy, nice to
your friends. Lets you call the shots in the boudoir disadvantages.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She might wise up some days.
Speaker 16 (13:43):
Old yeller says stuff like you low down, spineless, good
for nothing, drag ass, no talent, sob can't you see
your ruining my life? Also known as the Hillary advantages.
Pays it attention to you disadvantages pays attention to.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The patient. Says stuff like, oh, my.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Head, my feed, my crambs, my cell, your light, I'm
so cold? What's that bright light? Also known as prognosis
negative advantages, predictable disadvantages, contagious. The boss says stuff like
(14:35):
stand up straight, put on a different tie, get a
hair cut, change your job, make more money, don't give
me that look. There's a whole lot more there, Also
known as the sage disadvantages. Often right, the whiner says
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stuff like turn up the heat, I'm cold. Do we
have to watch this channel? This tile's too scratchy. Also
known as the buzz killer advantages easily soothed, disadvantages even
easier to piss off. Why woman says stuff like let's
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get drunken dude in the front lawn. I did that
last week with your brother. Also known as John Girl
advantages a lot of fun. Disadvantages drives off clips and
shoots squirrels at the bus stop?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What I said that for?
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Man?
Speaker 16 (15:48):
The bitch Tata Jack, you want to leave the room
when we talked about says stuff like I don't see
anything funny about that. Your friends bring out the worst
than you. I'm better than you, I'm smarter than you,
I'm richer than you. Also known as Nancy Pelosi advantages,
your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages You ain't
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gonna have no damn friends. Oh the Chowhound says stuff
like you gonna eat that, I'm gonna make another run
at the ribs? Who ate all the ice cream? Oh
that's right idea, Also known as the land shark advantages,
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never have to clean out the fridge, disadvantages spend a
whole lot of money on bacon. And finally, the dream
girl says stuff like I am totally happy when you
just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think it's time for us.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
To get busy till we get dizzy, also known as Hello, gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Advantages, the perfect woman disadvantages. She ain't gonna have a damn.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Thing to do with.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So that's the list.
Speaker 16 (17:04):
Dave my brother pick one and have it as long
as she heats up to bienias and keeps that great
punker in stock. You want a right track, and remember
if it don't work out, your foot they're ass is
some assembly required.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is I peace out.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You're the ax like mailed I like John Boyn Billy
and the Pillbox seventy six sixty three. Charlotte did't see
two eight two four one.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
All right, let the bitches back in the room now.
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
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Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Good morning this week Shaw on the radio for Friday morning,
August twenty second Man look back on this date in
history in nineteen sixty eight, when John Lennon was sued
for divorce by his first wife Cynthy, after she returned
from a vacation and found Yoko Ono living in their
London home. Yeah, how bess you thought, who is this homeless?
(18:52):
Please the house?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I think she answered the door and actually said you
don't live here anymore?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Really, that's yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
No more?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
You man?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
All right, he whiz, Come on John.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
But on Lennon's side, him and Yoko made beautiful music together.
Here's one you never heard. You probably wouldn't if it
wasn't for us right here on the Big Show, because
we made it up, all right, all right?
Speaker 17 (19:31):
This is this is everybody here, woman, boy, the way
McCartney played song. All us guys we headed me.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Those were the.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
George and Ringo. We killed them all in Solivan.
Speaker 17 (19:58):
Mister Lee could use it like son Jan Pepper roldgame.
Speaker 3 (20:04):
Skirts with short and hair was long. Everybody your son
don't know just what win.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Well, but the lady something.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
I've thought it got another hit on their hair. Still
trying to authenticate that one for sure. By the way,
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, we're
getting ready for our Friday song. No worry, Yoko is
not involved in this. All right, we'll tell you what
you can win. If you can win, John Boyd Jeopardy
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Speaker 8 (21:08):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this one.
Speaker 5 (21:13):
Sure. Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six
miles to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. I hate work,
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Dude, Monday.
Speaker 15 (22:13):
She's gone.
Speaker 5 (22:33):
Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 14 (22:36):
Man.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
We have a light.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Here's here's our fun, right, work.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, we can say Sunday the time.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Between work and more the time when you go out looking.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
For happiness and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Pal it's a brave man party.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Oh it is, will taste you as.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Cool buzz rop five.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Not today? Check work?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
What?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What?
Speaker 14 (24:13):
What?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What's watch? Work?
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
World hardbillionaires? Weating fielding like Friday? Keep that winning going
right here on John Boy Jeopardy. Alright, let's review yesterday's question.
We found out during the nineteenth century a popular place
for a portrait of Napoleon was at the bottom of
one of these.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
What is a chamber pot?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Pretty little pot.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
To peepee Napoleon? Not very popular in the nineteenth century.
All right, we're moving on here in the twentieth Still
the twenty first, that's what I thought. This is the
most eaten meat on earth.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh, what are John Boy, belly pocket rockets Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Back in the day, they're very popular.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
They were.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I found the no empty jar. Dog gone eate all
the pocket rock anyway.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Now the jar is the size of like what you
get the cheese balls in.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's huge.
Speaker 15 (25:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well, let's see what you all got about the most
eaten meat on Earth. One eight hundred big shows you
told free line, we go, do we get a winter?
We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning, and that's
(26:03):
a big show on the radio for you Friday morning.
I feature track from the big show bit Box. Cadbury
goes fishing at jayter Lake with John Boy. Search for
keywords gator Lake. Get in on the front with me
and my Gentlemen's gentlemen, and right now let's play Yeses
live across America.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
I hits John Boy japplar Oh wow why and now
a man who loves fishing name it.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
He's caught it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
He even caught one one time that couldn't break dance.
Well it was only for about twenty seconds and it
only did it once.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But he's John Boy.
Speaker 18 (26:41):
I got.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Going far side as I hate to Paul out of Hamilton, Georgia,
Good morning, Paul. Hello, buddy. So, Paul, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Only thing
you gotta do to win this prize pack is tell
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us what the most eaten meat on Earth is.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Well, I actually had two choices, but I think I'm
gonna change my first choice. And if I'm gonna try pork.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You're going to say pork. Just just for the heck
of it. What did you tell Jackie? Because it sounds
like it was something different.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
It was something different.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
It was fish.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay, all right, Well, I'll go ahead and tell you.
And if you're wrong the other contestants. Fish is not
in the top five. And you would think I would
that would be right up there, man, a lot of
fish in the Okay, Well, let's see if Paul in
Hamilton has it. Show us pork, Yes it is. You
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got pork thirty six percent, checking a close second with
thirty three percent. Wow, beef twenty four percent, goat four percent,
and sheep three percent. So are you telling me that
more people eat it's sheep than fish. I really would
have to go back to the research, but I think
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maybe this is just meat. It sounds like it says
like meat. I got you all right, So don't worry, Paul.
We're not gonna take the prize pack back. You got
it the bort We'll give it to you down in Hamilton. Buddy, congratulations,
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 12 (28:35):
You go ahead, Yeah, I'd like to give a shout
out to all my family in Virginia and to all
the veterans and first responders who help us and serve
our communities. They usually don't get enough credit, and I
just like to give them a shout out.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
You got that right, Paul. We appreciate you.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Buddy, A long time listener, first time getting through.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Her had the boy that's Paul hang on with Jaggie Boddy. Alright,
all right, right now, it is your news right on
the other side our Friday, remembering raferd with a ray
then brand new playhouse act out. Good morning to make
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shows on the radio. Let's go down to rape studio,
he said he and you're a rich man who was
always cussing the government handouse, but cash is soci security
check and let Medicare pay his medical bills? Do you
want him to redistribute the health? Thank you over here
all morning now, Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 19 (30:16):
I don't get into politics or religion. Once in a
while I'll read something that makes me think about it.
Seems to me these days ideology triumphs over reason. Very
good fellow who writes a column in the New York Times,
and he's on a PBS news hour once in a while.
A great thinker, David Brooks. He's considered to be a conservative.
He says, many conservatives resist the theory of evolution, even
(30:39):
though it confirms many of Conservatism's deepest truths. Why certainly,
survival of the fittest among them? I often wonder why,
especially in the South, there are so many working class
people who call themselves conservatives and support and vote for
conservative politicians who do more for their bosses than they
do for the rank and file working man and woman,
(31:00):
or even retirees living on a fixed income, an income
and other benefits fixed by a government that they express
contempt for. And I'm reminded of a man I knew,
very well, rich man retired, was always cussing the government.
I reminded him that I noticed when he reinvests or
cases his dividend checks, he also cases his Social Security
(31:22):
check and when he goes to the hospital, which was
becoming more and more frequent. He let Medicare pay his
hospital and doctor bills. Being a reasonable man, he didn't
cuss the government anymore, at least not in my present.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Robert E. Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Morning, that's a big showing a radio ho ruh.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Lessac Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with
another booger whistling edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Today's episode Willy's First Party.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
As our story opens, a doting mother is getting her
young son ready to attend his very first birthday party.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
Now, Willie, did you remember.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
To wash up yep, face, neck pips and pooper?
Speaker 11 (32:35):
And are those clean clothes.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Compared to the rest of the stuff on the floor.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Tuts?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Which way to the legos?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
No?
Speaker 11 (32:46):
No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to meet you,
missus Stinker. I'm Willie.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
Now you try.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
It's a pleasure to meet you, missus Stinker. Willie just
razing your mom. It's ten in the morning. You could
have another glass of wine.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
And remember, Willie, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of cake, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
A few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Did I?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Bruce Kuttler was picking up the dog poop bear handed,
Betty Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
Creepy Pete Winters ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (33:38):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
Speaker 18 (33:41):
You know it?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy Heifer.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Eh wow, We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Now get those top who button's undonea get up theirs
Willie and she did wow.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Creepy Pete Winters
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I'm doing great? How about y'all?
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Guys, I was in four age when I lived in Arkansas, actually,
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A wood chuck?
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How much wood?
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But wooden chu chunk?
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Wood gopher?
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It's a gopher over Steve Tater says the Woodchuck is
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I'm gonna have to disagree on that one.
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At the Groundhouse, Yes it is.
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Up back at you, my boy.
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Talking to the noo. I'm an adum reading to another Friday.
Here we are Friday, August twenty second. Hy yay. That's
a spirit. All right, man, we've got a good lined
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Speaker 8 (01:09):
Here.
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See the national days if you want to partake National
bow b Ao Day. But this is this, says this
ancient Chinese steamed bun bow Huh a flavorable Chinese dough.
They got different kind of dough in we go.
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Oh yeah, used to make b You've had a fortune cookie.
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That's a different kind of dough. So you suppose the
stuff is boo with the savory meats or sweets.
Speaker 9 (01:41):
So I've had it with what do you call it,
pork belly?
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Pork belly, Yeah.
Speaker 10 (01:47):
And it's like they put a pork belly and like
a like a barbecue sauce their barbecue sauce and a pickle,
and it is.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
So what is like the bread?
Speaker 9 (01:57):
It's it's a spongy like steamed, but it's very good.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
Yeah, I like we taste a little bit like the dumpling,
but not not wet.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Right to find me an ancient Chinese restaurant, Yes, ancient
Joinese steamboat.
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Well, I mean they've carried it all over into your
Asian fusion. You can find it currently.
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We'll ask for it by name, yes, yes, all right, No,
you don't have to explain the whole tooth fairy deal
to me. I went, I went through.
Speaker 9 (02:26):
The ferry, as up for game and drops off.
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So this says here. The National Tooth Fairy Day is
celebrated twice a year, so earlier this year, the tooth
Fairy was recognized on February twenty eighth. I don't know
what the tooth fairy gets two days.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Well, I guess the tooth fairy feels a little slighted anyway,
you know.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, we really don't know what the tooth fairy looks like.
You know, we got the easter money, you know, and that.
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People aren't lining up at the mall to sit on
the tooth fairyes, lap.
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No, it just suppose a let in your bedroom or him.
I know the rock was a tooth fairry one time
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Your cancer surgeon cuts out cancer.
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dates in history where we'll get our categories so you
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can win it all. August twenty second, twenty twenty two,
Doctor Anthony Fauci and LC would step down as chief
medical advisor to the US President and as director of
the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases because he
already made his millions of dollars lying to America.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
Wait, what page are you on that?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I just decided to end it with the truth. What
the heck? Why did he Biden have to pardon him
if he didn't do anything? He ask question? Yeah, tells he's.
Speaker 9 (04:35):
Lying so many questions.
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Oh, I got the answers. Y'all just don't want to
hear him.
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I'm sorry.
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I was just looking at you too. I know you
appreciate the truth.
Speaker 11 (04:46):
You get hand the truth.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Let's move up to twenty twenty four, a suspicious fire
destroyed the Jay Lyttleton Ballpark in Ontario, California. The nineteen
thirty seven sure was used for several movies, including Eight
Men Out, A League of their Own and The Babe.
Probably somebody saw that the League of their Own movies. Oh,
we can't let that happen again. No, I think, why
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don't you set that fire? We doubt if he makes
some money off of yeah, yeah, you know out there
he won't blame the Chinese, all right. Finally, also on
the State twenty four Vice President, Kamala Harris accepted the
Democratic nomination were US President on the last day of
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the party's national conference in Chicago. You know what she's
up to.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
She's trying to make that vein in your next stick out.
Speaker 9 (05:39):
Why don't they want you to be happy?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
All these categories, Well, let's just deal with it like
through our humor, the way we usually do this.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah, it's Friday.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Oh where's had three categories? One eight hundred Big shows?
You told free line, come on play out birds next.
Speaker 8 (06:10):
M Good morning, and.
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It's a big show on the radio for you Friday morning,
August of twenty a second our feature track from The
Big Show. Bit Box Catbury goes fishing at Gator Lake
with John Boy key words gater Lake is that big
box at the Big Show dot com?
Speaker 10 (06:37):
I right up.
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Upburst. Let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Boy and Billy give you buzzes from the Big
pize Ber. Let's go contested number one. This should It
would be a lot of fun when your playing upbers.
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Have them hurry up.
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And guest time you love the best time?
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You love a big shots. Let's say hey no logan
from John sun City and up Shots. Hello, good Marty Logo,
how's a boy?
Speaker 8 (07:26):
How you doing, John boy Man?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
We are all all right, get it for Logan? Here
you go, buddy, all right, well, let's get you through
these three categories to get that prize pack on his
way to you in Johnson City.
Speaker 12 (07:40):
Logan, man, I love your show man.
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I want to give a shout out to all my homeboys, Luke,
all my friends at work, Richard, my boss, everybody. All right,
we're good. So now they're all pulling for you, Logan.
Let's see if you can share this prize pack in
five seconds. We need three fame miss doctors. Ready go,
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Doctor Field, doctor Oz, and doctor who. All right, good
work that one reel does. We've got him on the
shows every day. He's a doctor.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
Yeah yeah, there's a whole lot of clouds around.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
You gonna be like that boy, he's just man. Because
I was getting on your boy fouting.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
You don't claim him as anything.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I love you, do you?
Speaker 13 (08:31):
Boy?
Speaker 8 (08:32):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Uh, give us three baseball stadiums or parks. Ready go,
let's see Fenway, Wrigley and the Yankee stadiums.
Speaker 12 (08:45):
That don't work?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Logan, Here we go for to win three vice presidents
ready to go.
Speaker 12 (08:51):
Oh that's easy, parents, Ford and Bush.
Speaker 14 (08:56):
Oh my.
Speaker 12 (08:58):
Our boy logan.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lo' get that long Tiger's prize back to your buddy
grad jo.
Speaker 8 (09:07):
Hey, yeah man, thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Why a many hour and taba you nion on the
other side that we do first thing Friday morning, call
long happy boy, cause where happy.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
It's a big show on the radio. Where I happy boy.
Speaker 15 (10:14):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub. I'mnap to be boy. Ima happen to be boy?
Oh did good?
Speaker 8 (10:26):
When things are going here? We hey, Hey, my.
Speaker 15 (10:30):
Little box bot got hit by a car ubble hubbub
a hubb but it's got in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 8 (10:35):
Hubbub. Oh, I'm gonna have to be boy. I'm happy
be boy. Oh good when things are going here, we
hey hey, Oh forgot all about it for a month
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and a half.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Hub.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 15 (11:06):
Hub because I might have to be boy. Have me boy,
Oh the good? When things are going here, we hey, hey,
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good morning.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Makes Joe's on al Radio and here we go.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
It's time to.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Axe, yo.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Welcome to Axe. I place the golf all the fall
one one you need for all yo.
Speaker 13 (12:02):
Uh uh uh.
Speaker 16 (12:03):
What you call intro perspirational relations shrimp is sy dig
this ded ike, I just got divorced and I'm looking
for a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
If this is signed Astro in nerd, I'm getting the
hell out of.
Speaker 16 (12:16):
I just got rid of a real beast this last
time and don't want you to make another mistake. What
kind of girlfriend do you think I should look for?
Thanks divorced Dave from bat Cave. I have a feeling
he might be related to Astron.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Did Dave?
Speaker 16 (12:35):
I gotta be honest my brother. At some time or another.
They all a mistake, Like they say, no matter how
good she looks, someone is tired of putting up with
all her men.
Speaker 5 (12:47):
Now.
Speaker 16 (12:48):
Despite what you might see on them internethical ads, they
ain't no perfect women's.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
If they was, they'd be men's. But you got know
you look at me like that, tell you what the
hell is boot your boot puppets.
Speaker 16 (13:06):
But I tell you, Dave, you can narrow it down
a little and work with them, annihilating them perfections.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Later on, let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Now.
Speaker 16 (13:14):
Here's the different types of girlfriends that I personally have
come across me. Is nice guy says stuff like tickets
to the wet T shirt contest for me?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Oh, darling, you shouldn't have.
Speaker 16 (13:28):
Also known as the doormat advantages. Always happy, nice to
your friends. Lets you call the shots in the boudoir disadvantages.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
She might wise up some days.
Speaker 16 (13:43):
Old yeller says stuff like you low down, spineless, good
for nothing, drag ass, no talent, sob can't you see
your ruining my life? Also known as the Hillary advantages.
Pays it attention to you disadvantages pays attention to.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
The patient. Says stuff like, oh, my.
Speaker 16 (14:10):
Head, my feed, my crambs, my cell, your light, I'm
so cold? What's that bright light? Also known as prognosis
negative advantages, predictable disadvantages, contagious. The boss says stuff like
(14:35):
stand up straight, put on a different tie, get a
hair cut, change your job, make more money, don't give
me that look. There's a whole lot more there, Also
known as the sage disadvantages. Often right, the whiner says
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stuff like turn up the heat, I'm cold. Do we
have to watch this channel? This tile's too scratchy. Also
known as the buzz killer advantages easily soothed, disadvantages even
easier to piss off. Why woman says stuff like let's
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get drunken dude in the front lawn. I did that
last week with your brother. Also known as John Girl
advantages a lot of fun. Disadvantages drives off clips and
shoots squirrels at the bus stop?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
What I said that for?
Speaker 10 (15:45):
Man?
Speaker 16 (15:48):
The bitch Tata Jack, you want to leave the room
when we talked about says stuff like I don't see
anything funny about that. Your friends bring out the worst
than you. I'm better than you, I'm smarter than you,
I'm richer than you. Also known as Nancy Pelosi advantages,
your friends will feel sorry for you. Disadvantages You ain't
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gonna have no damn friends. Oh the Chowhound says stuff
like you gonna eat that, I'm gonna make another run
at the ribs? Who ate all the ice cream? Oh
that's right idea, Also known as the land shark advantages,
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never have to clean out the fridge, disadvantages spend a
whole lot of money on bacon. And finally, the dream
girl says stuff like I am totally happy when you
just the way you are, my handsome genius of a boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (16:47):
I think it's time for us.
Speaker 16 (16:48):
To get busy till we get dizzy, also known as Hello, gorgeous.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
Advantages, the perfect woman disadvantages. She ain't gonna have a damn.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
Thing to do with.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So that's the list.
Speaker 16 (17:04):
Dave my brother pick one and have it as long
as she heats up to bienias and keeps that great
punker in stock. You want a right track, and remember
if it don't work out, your foot they're ass is
some assembly required.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is I peace out.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
You're the ax like mailed I like John Boyn Billy
and the Pillbox seventy six sixty three. Charlotte did't see
two eight two four one.
Speaker 13 (17:27):
All right, let the bitches back in the room now.
Good morning, rolling to the Big Show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Gulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boyn Billy right here on
the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear the
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Big Show? Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Good morning this week Shaw on the radio for Friday morning,
August twenty second Man look back on this date in
history in nineteen sixty eight, when John Lennon was sued
for divorce by his first wife Cynthy, after she returned
from a vacation and found Yoko Ono living in their
London home. Yeah, how bess you thought, who is this homeless?
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Please the house?
Speaker 7 (18:54):
I think she answered the door and actually said you
don't live here anymore?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Really, that's yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (19:04):
No more?
Speaker 3 (19:05):
You man?
Speaker 9 (19:08):
All right, he whiz, Come on John.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
But on Lennon's side, him and Yoko made beautiful music together.
Here's one you never heard. You probably wouldn't if it
wasn't for us right here on the Big Show, because
we made it up, all right, all right?
Speaker 17 (19:31):
This is this is everybody here, woman, boy, the way
McCartney played song. All us guys we headed me.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Those were the.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
George and Ringo. We killed them all in Solivan.
Speaker 17 (19:58):
Mister Lee could use it like son Jan Pepper roldgame.
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Skirts with short and hair was long. Everybody your son
don't know just what win.
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Well, but the lady something.
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I've thought it got another hit on their hair. Still
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Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. All right, we're
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Speaker 8 (21:08):
And before eleven o'clock tonight. Mister, you better find yourself
another line of work this one.
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Sure. Don't fix your pistol. It's one hundred and six
miles to Chicago.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it. I hate work,
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
I've been having a very bad day.
Speaker 5 (21:43):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Dude, Monday.
Speaker 15 (22:13):
She's gone.
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Work work work, work, work, work, work work work.
Speaker 14 (22:36):
Man.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Man?
Speaker 2 (22:37):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 5 (22:39):
We have a light.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff.
Speaker 18 (22:44):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 14 (22:46):
We just we just work.
Speaker 6 (22:47):
Here's here's our fun, right, work.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
Work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 13 (22:51):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me anything.
Speaker 5 (22:56):
Yeah, we can say Sunday the time.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
Between work and more the time when you go out looking.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
For happiness and end up hunched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
The weekend, things are at their darkest.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
Pal it's a brave man party.
Speaker 5 (23:11):
Oh it is, will taste you as.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Cool buzz rop five.
Speaker 5 (23:59):
Not today? Check work?
Speaker 10 (24:12):
What?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What?
Speaker 14 (24:13):
What?
Speaker 5 (24:13):
What's watch? Work?
Speaker 14 (24:15):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (24:30):
World hardbillionaires? Weating fielding like Friday? Keep that winning going
right here on John Boy Jeopardy. Alright, let's review yesterday's question.
We found out during the nineteenth century a popular place
for a portrait of Napoleon was at the bottom of
one of these.
Speaker 11 (24:47):
What is a chamber pot?
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Pretty little pot.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
To peepee Napoleon? Not very popular in the nineteenth century.
All right, we're moving on here in the twentieth Still
the twenty first, that's what I thought. This is the
most eaten meat on earth.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
Oh, what are John Boy, belly pocket rockets Boy.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
Back in the day, they're very popular.
Speaker 14 (25:17):
They were.
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I found the no empty jar. Dog gone eate all
the pocket rock anyway.
Speaker 9 (25:23):
Now the jar is the size of like what you
get the cheese balls in.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
It's huge.
Speaker 15 (25:29):
Right.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Well, let's see what you all got about the most
eaten meat on Earth. One eight hundred big shows you
told free line, we go, do we get a winter?
We play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good morning, and that's
(26:03):
a big show on the radio for you Friday morning.
I feature track from the big show bit Box. Cadbury
goes fishing at jayter Lake with John Boy. Search for
keywords gator Lake. Get in on the front with me
and my Gentlemen's gentlemen, and right now let's play Yeses
live across America.
Speaker 7 (26:24):
I hits John Boy japplar Oh wow why and now
a man who loves fishing name it.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
He's caught it.
Speaker 7 (26:30):
He even caught one one time that couldn't break dance.
Well it was only for about twenty seconds and it
only did it once.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
But he's John Boy.
Speaker 18 (26:41):
I got.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Going far side as I hate to Paul out of Hamilton, Georgia,
Good morning, Paul. Hello, buddy. So, Paul, you got the
first shot at John Boy Jeopardy this morning. Only thing
you gotta do to win this prize pack is tell
(27:03):
us what the most eaten meat on Earth is.
Speaker 12 (27:09):
Well, I actually had two choices, but I think I'm
gonna change my first choice. And if I'm gonna try pork.
Speaker 3 (27:19):
You're going to say pork. Just just for the heck
of it. What did you tell Jackie? Because it sounds
like it was something different.
Speaker 12 (27:26):
It was something different.
Speaker 6 (27:28):
It was fish.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Okay, all right, Well, I'll go ahead and tell you.
And if you're wrong the other contestants. Fish is not
in the top five. And you would think I would
that would be right up there, man, a lot of
fish in the Okay, Well, let's see if Paul in
Hamilton has it. Show us pork, Yes it is. You
(27:59):
got pork thirty six percent, checking a close second with
thirty three percent. Wow, beef twenty four percent, goat four percent,
and sheep three percent. So are you telling me that
more people eat it's sheep than fish. I really would
have to go back to the research, but I think
(28:19):
maybe this is just meat. It sounds like it says
like meat. I got you all right, So don't worry, Paul.
We're not gonna take the prize pack back. You got
it the bort We'll give it to you down in Hamilton. Buddy, congratulations,
All right?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 12 (28:35):
You go ahead, Yeah, I'd like to give a shout
out to all my family in Virginia and to all
the veterans and first responders who help us and serve
our communities. They usually don't get enough credit, and I
just like to give them a shout out.
Speaker 3 (28:50):
You got that right, Paul. We appreciate you.
Speaker 12 (28:52):
Buddy, A long time listener, first time getting through.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Her had the boy that's Paul hang on with Jaggie Boddy. Alright,
all right, right now, it is your news right on
the other side our Friday, remembering raferd with a ray
then brand new playhouse act out. Good morning to make
(29:52):
shows on the radio. Let's go down to rape studio,
he said he and you're a rich man who was
always cussing the government handouse, but cash is soci security
check and let Medicare pay his medical bills? Do you
want him to redistribute the health? Thank you over here
all morning now, Robert D. Rayford.
Speaker 19 (30:16):
I don't get into politics or religion. Once in a
while I'll read something that makes me think about it.
Seems to me these days ideology triumphs over reason. Very
good fellow who writes a column in the New York Times,
and he's on a PBS news hour once in a while.
A great thinker, David Brooks. He's considered to be a conservative.
He says, many conservatives resist the theory of evolution, even
(30:39):
though it confirms many of Conservatism's deepest truths. Why certainly,
survival of the fittest among them? I often wonder why,
especially in the South, there are so many working class
people who call themselves conservatives and support and vote for
conservative politicians who do more for their bosses than they
do for the rank and file working man and woman,
(31:00):
or even retirees living on a fixed income, an income
and other benefits fixed by a government that they express
contempt for. And I'm reminded of a man I knew,
very well, rich man retired, was always cussing the government.
I reminded him that I noticed when he reinvests or
cases his dividend checks, he also cases his Social Security
(31:22):
check and when he goes to the hospital, which was
becoming more and more frequent. He let Medicare pay his
hospital and doctor bills. Being a reasonable man, he didn't
cuss the government anymore, at least not in my present.
Speaker 6 (31:35):
Robert E. Rayford, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Morning, that's a big showing a radio ho ruh.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Lessac Hello friends, your old pal burn Burn here with
another booger whistling edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Today's episode Willy's First Party.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
As our story opens, a doting mother is getting her
young son ready to attend his very first birthday party.
Speaker 11 (32:29):
Now, Willie, did you remember.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
To wash up yep, face, neck pips and pooper?
Speaker 11 (32:35):
And are those clean clothes.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Compared to the rest of the stuff on the floor.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (32:40):
And what do we say when you meet Timmy's mother?
Speaker 1 (32:42):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Tuts?
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Which way to the legos?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
No?
Speaker 11 (32:46):
No, no, Willy, you say, it's a pleasure to meet you,
missus Stinker. I'm Willie.
Speaker 9 (32:51):
Now you try.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
It's a pleasure to meet you, missus Stinker. Willie just
razing your mom. It's ten in the morning. You could
have another glass of wine.
Speaker 11 (33:04):
And remember, Willie, when missus Tinker offers you a second
piece of cake, be grown up and refuse it as
politely as your father would got it? Alrighty Willy, go
have fun. I'll see you in a few hours.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
A few hours later, Well, Willie, did you have fun?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Did I?
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Susie Parker wore a dress with no underpants.
Speaker 4 (33:24):
Bruce Kuttler was picking up the dog poop bear handed,
Betty Pierce punched mister Tinker in the goodie bag, and
Creepy Pete Winters ate half of Timmy's goldfish before they
caught him.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
Hell was awesome.
Speaker 11 (33:35):
And did missus Tinker offer you a second piece of cake?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (33:38):
And did you remember to refuse it as politely as
your father would?
Speaker 18 (33:41):
You know it?
Speaker 1 (33:42):
I said, hell no, get that crap out of my sight,
you dizzy Heifer.
Speaker 4 (33:52):
Eh wow, We hope you enjoyed John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Now get those top who button's undonea get up theirs
Willie and she did wow.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Tune in next time when we'll hear Creepy Pete Winters
say between mouthfuls of goldfish.
Speaker 3 (34:10):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar. Good morning,
there's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 18 (34:20):
Hell are you lilmdsay premise here and when I'm on
this side of the pond, I get my daily dose
of culture and edification every morning from these two delightful lands,
John Boy and Billy right here on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
You know, I hate to break it to you boys,
but where I come from, you're all Yankees.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Who will?
Speaker 7 (34:40):
I thought it was funny.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Good morning, and it's a big Show on the radio.
And this is your one hour alert and one hour
we give away John Boy's Wonderful Thing number one hundred
and fifty three. He's got an hour to get your
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Break magazine from July ninety one featuring John Boyle on
the cover doing his Dennymore pregnancy pose. This autograph can
personalize it. It'll be a great gag gift for somebody.
(35:38):
May it's your name of the Hat the Big Show
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A big show rolls on Good Morning, Big shows on
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it in minutes. Well, we're talking about Fauci earlier this morning.
He got rich and quit on this date, and then
Biden pardoned him, so we can't lock him up, So
whatever reason, we just keep going there. But we did
have a top ten list about that vaccine that he
(36:47):
was lying to us about. Hey, how about this Today's
Big Shore Top ten list.
Speaker 17 (36:51):
The top ten unusual side effects that might show up
after a coronavirus vaccine Number ten body aches and low
grade fever.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Number nine.
Speaker 17 (37:03):
Persistent soreness at the injection site Number eight. Involuntary jazz hands.
Speaker 6 (37:10):
It's very awful when that happened.
Speaker 17 (37:13):
Number seven, resting bitch face. Number six, irresistible urge to
buy the extended warranty at best Buy. Number five. The
Jimmy Legs for You, signed Felt fans number four, getting
the we are Farmer's jingle stuck in your head for
(37:34):
more than seventy two hours. Number three sending death threats
to the Musenex booger, Number two giggling like a little
girl when somebody says Gonzaga and the number one weird
vaccine side effect active bitch face.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Now that, all right, let's play it. Beat the Blonde
for the Big Old Blue EMU Prize Pack one Ain't
hundred Big show you toll free line. We're going to contestant,
play next, Good morning, litten big shawing the radio running
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your track for the Big Show Big box Cat. Mary
goes fishing at Gator Lake with John Boy. Get rooky
words Gater Lake, I be him the title, Oh love
what you do when you hit the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
We go ahead.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
While we hit our game, Beat the Blonde. Let's meet
our contestant, Steve out of Anniston, Alabama. Good morning Steve,
Good morning John Moore. Then nobody, how you so far today?
Speaker 8 (39:20):
I'm doing great? How about y'all?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Oh man, we are so awesome you wouldn't even believe it.
Speaker 8 (39:26):
S Hey, bro.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Dave looking at day. We're gonna ask her some questions,
you know, what to do? You agree or disagree with her,
whether you think she's right or wrong. That's the whole deal.
Get too right before too wrong, and you got the
big old prize pack. That's what we pulled it for, right,
all right, all right, let's jump in here, my said dear.
National four H Clubs were started more than one hundred
(39:52):
years ago and are now America's largest youth development organization.
The four ages are heart, hands, health, and what pose
she went to school?
Speaker 15 (40:09):
Thing?
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Guys, I was in four age when I lived in Arkansas, actually,
and the fourth H is head.
Speaker 3 (40:18):
The fourth age is head, heart, hands, health, and head. Steve,
agree or disagree.
Speaker 8 (40:26):
I'm gonna agree. But John boy, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
Well, you're absolutely right. I gotta take care of that head.
Speaker 9 (40:37):
Really, but it's okay, yeah, I mean use your head,
all right.
Speaker 3 (40:41):
There's one bell Steve has given another. You've heard the
tongue twister about him. But what's a more commonly known
name for a wood chunk?
Speaker 1 (40:52):
A wood chuck?
Speaker 3 (40:53):
How much wood?
Speaker 5 (40:54):
But wooden chu chunk?
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Wood gopher?
Speaker 3 (40:58):
It's a gopher over Steve Tater says the Woodchuck is
a gopher. Do you agree or disagree.
Speaker 12 (41:05):
I'm gonna have to disagree on that one.
Speaker 14 (41:07):
John more Well, that was the thing to do.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
So do you know what it is Steve.
Speaker 8 (41:19):
At the Groundhouse, Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
This is And how much ground could have groundhoul grind
if a groundhoule could grind ground? Yeah, thanks, honey, thank you,
You're so awesome. I'm in the Hall of Fame, Steve.
Good work on you in Buddy Begone Blue EMU Prize
(41:41):
back head down to Anniston for you.
Speaker 8 (41:44):
Thank you.
Speaker 12 (41:44):
John boy, y'all keep them straight.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Up back at you, my boy.
Speaker 5 (41:49):
Thank God.
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