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You have more than everybody. The Big Show is on
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I ain't a motivational speaker.
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I am thirty five years old.
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And every morning I listen to Young Boy and Billy
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I can do to do loving that on.
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It is Friday, August of twenty ninth, a big show on.
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The radio on our favored work day of the week.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't know why that is.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
We can't.
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Everybody? He right, I sound like Grady, I'm saying from
someone up our ride here. See what national days you
want to celebrate? National Lemon juice Day?
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Okay, Limit, you just shows up in a lot of
these recipes up and experiment.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
It's very popular.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That's on national day, National chop Suey Day. I don't
know if I've ever had chopped Suey. Heard about it
my whole live.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Well what is it?
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I mean?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Used to get them Chinese dinners in a can and
you get the package of noodles. That's only Chinese food.
I had until I was about eighteen. CHOI the double check,
the double decker, that's right, had two cans eight together.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, what was LATROI.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Was that chop suey?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Yeah it was yeah, Oh it was yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Well how about that?
Speaker 6 (02:21):
And your mom might occasionally spurge and buy that extra
pack of hard noodles that you know, act like crackers.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
We wasn't made the money. I always thought it was chowbane.
But okay, yeah, you could be right. Chow maane that's
what it is.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
It's chow maane.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
It ain't chop suey.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I remember that. I told you I ain't never had
chopped sue believe me.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I know chop.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Suey is is not authentic Asian, but I can't tell you.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
I'd have to look at it.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Okay, Chinese American. I think you're right.
Speaker 5 (02:49):
The Google ai is saying that it's a Chinese American
dish of stir fried meat and vegetables with a starch
sticking sauce offen, served over rice or noodles.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Okay, I was like, might have been making it in
by the National Sport Sampling Day, it's about encouraging kids
and families are like to try a new sport or
play one they haven't played in a long time. You know,
a lot of talk about, you know, kids, if they
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have proclivity a one sport. You know in the baseball player, football, basketball,
just play that one sport. No, let him play all
the sports. It does help out and so many different things.
Look at Patrick Mahomes baseball, the best quarterback in the NFL.
So he's gonna don't side on you see them, how
we can do it works like that's a three sports star.
(03:40):
I can tell you all about that.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yeah, well tell that to the parents that have four
boys or you know, four kids right now who have
a Saturday morning ahead of them tomorrow with games all
starting at like eight am.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, that's see.
Speaker 6 (03:54):
He encourages it because he never told anybody the practice.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Yah, mister you who after practice?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh I broke after the soccer game. Yeah it was
chocolate milk for halftime at the soccer game. I thought
it was still a great idea. All right, it was
a little warm by the time. All right, Well, let's
not worry about that. Let's just enjoy sports Sampling Day.
Drink some lemon juice and find out what hexx and
chop suwag all right, three days in this are saved up.
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It was nineteen ninety nine thieves in Melbourne, Australia stole
a truckloaded with toilet paper. Street value eighteen thousand, nine
hundred dollars. Those have been the good stuff?
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Did you triple ply there?
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Twenty Elon Musk unveiled a pig named Gertrude with a
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For the first time, a parasite worm was found in
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Speaker 5 (05:58):
Completely different plant.
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Wow, parasite worm in the brain.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
See, I think we all need a d worm.
Speaker 6 (06:08):
You know, there are parasites there like infect an ant,
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the brain and force the ant to climb to a
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where the parasite wants to be.
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That's true science.
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That is crazy.
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I know.
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God made some animals and dense from.
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Man. All right, as far as they worm in the brain.
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Pa.
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Do we need prize back? Auts you away, my man?
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Thank you?
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John Boy got about that? Why on the hour on
top of your news fun with the Andy Griffins shown
the cat would head of ninety nine a day.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Hell, good morning. That's a big show on the radio
(10:24):
for you. August and twenty ninth. Have the birthday today,
sharing one with fel Mulu. Betty Lynne would have been
ninety nine years old today. Maymber Betty Lynn. We got
to hang out with her for quite a while, and
then with Mayberry days there in the mount Airy, and
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then of course she moved.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
To mount Airy half after she hung out here a
little bit. Just loved it and they loved her.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Man, that's so neat, so neat right there. And now
y'all check out the John Boy bill on a Facebook page.
We got a picture when Thelmulou, Benny Lynn and Dale
Earnhart went on the show at the same time. I
remember arn Hard.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
He was just tackle to death meeting thel Mulu.
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Loved the Mulu.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Put that picture of I just ran across that picture
be at the John Boy and Billy Facebook page.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
You want to check that out?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Got it right now?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
That takes us to this bonus top ten Lisz.
Speaker 10 (11:27):
From time to time, the success of the Andy Griff
Show has led Hollywood to try to create an updated version.
I'm sure that's no secret to anybody. Nothing has actually
made it on the air yet, though, and you're about
to find out why. From the home office out by
old man Kelsey's creek. Here they are the top ten
rejected pitches for new Maybury TV shows. Number ten Dharma
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and Otis Number nine, Helen Crump medicine Woman number eight,
Touched by a Goober? Number seven, whose bullet is it anyway?
Number six, Opie the Vampire Slayer. Number five, Judge Judy, Judy,
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Judy Number four, thel Mulu Warrior Princess Number three, who
wants to be a county Clerk? Number two, Everybody Loves
Emmett And the number one rejected Maybury sequel, Will and Gomer.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Good Friday Mornings heading into the weekend with a big
show on the radio. Well, the summer movie season is
cooling down. Let's see if there's any more hot releases
left here to tell us about his latest adventure to
the cinema is a resident critic. Rabbi Myron Bergstein, Come
on in, Rabbi.
Speaker 7 (13:22):
Show Hobie Homies, what's happening? Big show gangs?
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Oh, I guess you went to the movies.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
Good gush, look at the big brain on John Boy. No,
I didn't see a movie. I mean here they share
my craplock recipe on bat it. Of course I saw
a movie. I saw a bunch of them.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Well, spill the beans, Daddy O.
Speaker 7 (13:45):
S build the beans, Daddy O shoe, tell me Potzi
what time is Ritchie and Ruth Mouth coming over? Shot
up you dope?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Sorry, so please continue.
Speaker 7 (13:58):
So I saw a bunch of stuff. I saw that
dinosaur movie.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Eh.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I saw the Super Guy movie Double May. I saw
the movie with the the she Through Gyle, the Rock Guy,
the Fire Guy and Stretch Armstrong Quadruple. The Nude Pistol
was pretty good. That blonde with the Big Chances in it.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Pamela Anderson, Pamela, Wamela Bameala, thank you mamma.
Speaker 7 (14:25):
She should be called she got some miles on her,
but those are highway miles, and from where I was sitting,
there's still some cred on them.
Speaker 4 (14:35):
Tie Oh well, how was everybody else?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
There were other people in the movie.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Okay, so which movie are you reviewing today? Okay, I
read the shee Nobody's Left too. I think it's just
nobody too. Did you see the movie trust Me? Nobody's left?
Big body count. He was stacking him like Cordwood. So
you remember the first one when he got involved with
the and he and his dad and another guy just
(15:02):
wiped him out. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 7 (15:04):
Then you are gonna love base Fund. He and the
family go on vacation to this little tourist trap place,
but it's not fun and games for long. In no time,
he winds up and the cross hairs of a corrupt
theme park operator, a didy sheriff and the blood diirsty
lady crime.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Boss O Lady crime Balls.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Interesting.
Speaker 7 (15:25):
Yeah, played bite that dame that got famous for crossing
her legs in that movie.
Speaker 4 (15:31):
Did she cross her legs in this one?
Speaker 5 (15:33):
No?
Speaker 7 (15:33):
But that was still good. And the lead guy is
so great, the great comedian Bob Hope Odinkirk. Cover your
mouth when you bite.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
The actor you're thinking of is Bob Odenkirk.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
I thought that was the white guy with the afro
that thought frustrated housewives how to paint happy little trees.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
That's Bob Ross.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
I thought that was the famous singer who you could
never sing along with because nobody knew what the hell
he was saying.
Speaker 4 (16:07):
That's Bob Dylan.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
I thought that was the guy who always yelled come
on down and then told you to cut your dog's
balls off.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's Bob Barker.
Speaker 7 (16:19):
I thought that was the singer who was always hopped
up on goofen toll and had hair like long, fuzzy turns.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
That's Bob Marley.
Speaker 7 (16:26):
Oh, I thought that was a break.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
That's Bob White.
Speaker 7 (16:32):
I thought that's what boxes did.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
That's Bob and Weave.
Speaker 7 (16:36):
So who the hell am I thinking of?
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Bob Odenkirk, the only guy.
Speaker 7 (16:40):
In history to have a twenty year career painting the
same damp picture over and over again.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
So what did you think?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
I think he should have painted a happy pony or
a smiling dog. Would it kill you to chase things up?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
Yah?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
Cookie head, bastard know the movie, well, I gotta tell
you give it five out of five yomickers. There's nothing
like seeing a bunch of crooked a holes get hung
out to dry my biggest complaint is that it's only
an hour and a half. Are you kidding me? What
did you run out of Goon's the blow Away? But
other than that, it's the perfect cinematic end to a crappy,
(17:16):
so so movie summer. But maybe this isn't your cup
of tea. I don't know. Maybe some of you sympathize
with the criminals and no goodnicks getting what's coming to them.
Maybe that's why you spend all your time in your
mom's basement being a keyboard tough guy, putting on a
black mask and marching around with your equally stupid friends
(17:37):
crapping on everything American. Well you know what they might make.
Nobody's left three And I'm sure the movie people would
love to have a bunch of you, shiftless, gutless, clueless
comedy butt wipes the user's cannon father And let me
tell you, I would love it. But you know, rare
clean undis in case your mom has to identify you,
(17:58):
God bless and see him at Nay.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
It's cheaper.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Still another pass back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big sello letting somebody better damn
it than me. Tell you than me all right.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Time might be the Big Show that stiff picking him
up at you.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
It's you, Marcel.
Speaker 12 (18:23):
What am I doing well When I'm not hanging up
on racing fat Boy and trying to cure Beds of
her terminal blondness. I'm listening to my two favorite straight
white Southern boys, John Boy and Billie on the Big Show. Oh, Marcel,
just stop, no, I won't tell Randy you said.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hello, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(19:16):
It's Friday, and we are happy boys.
Speaker 13 (19:27):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
bubble feeling in my bones, says, I have my wee
bubble hubble. Imma have to be Boyama, happen to be boy?
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (19:39):
We did good?
Speaker 8 (19:40):
When things are going here? We hey, Hey, my little
box pot got hit by a car.
Speaker 13 (19:45):
Bubble hubbub but his guns in the box and put
him in a drawer.
Speaker 8 (19:49):
Ubb Oh.
Speaker 13 (19:50):
I'ma have to be boy. Oh, I'm happy to be boy.
Oh and good when things are going here.
Speaker 8 (19:56):
We hey hey, oh, forgot all about it for a
month and a half.
Speaker 13 (20:17):
Hubbo looked into the drawer and started to laugh because
I'm gonna have to be boy. I'ma have me boy,
Oh in it good? When things are going here, we hey.
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a little Buddy Lane would have been ninety nine years
old today, celebrating a favorite show of all time. How
about a little song from my house man be All
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five four nine. Don't tell any, don't tell ain't Bee.
Speaker 7 (21:18):
They will come and looking for OPI and me.
Speaker 9 (21:21):
Tell him we're dead or tellingwere goll Me and Opie.
Then by the dun ball William were writing down some homegrown.
Speaker 14 (21:32):
Hey you want me up the side of the head.
I never felt that way. I ain't be said we'd
be in dungeon. The shar of bevcontis smoking that stuff.
Don't tell any, don't tell ain't be, They will come
and looking for OPI in me tell him where Dad,
or telling where gone me?
Speaker 7 (21:48):
And opim by the dunk.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
Bar I heard it'll holler down in the woods.
Speaker 14 (22:02):
Sounded like someone saying, good we little ones you're seeking
just like a squirrel. Oldest was slurping up his favorite girl.
We'll old, I said, Boys, come sit by the steal.
I bore you up a jar of that famous will
If you can't walk, don't worry, no way.
Speaker 9 (22:21):
Light that pipe and passing my way.
Speaker 14 (22:23):
I don't tell any don't tail ain'th They won't come
and looking for opening me.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Tell them we're dead or tailorware gone be? And Opie
down by the numb ball.
Speaker 14 (22:42):
I had to dodger rock that was hitting the tree
out of the swamp. Can't earnest Tea go to flashing.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
As he hit that.
Speaker 14 (22:49):
Pipe out of the blue came Barney. Five, Well, Barney,
come down and them that still waving an ass law
man's grill. Oh, don't smoke, you'll turn yourself green. Give
me up a puff and I'll show you what I mean.
Don't tell Andy, don't tell, ain't be. They won't come
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and looking for ok in me, tell him.
Speaker 9 (23:11):
Where Dad, or tell him, We're gone, Me and Opie.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Down by the dubbu.
Speaker 14 (23:20):
We all sat there for most of the night trying
to figure out our left from all.
Speaker 9 (23:24):
Right, here comes Andy.
Speaker 14 (23:26):
You know it ain't be scolding the hell out of
ok n be, don't tell Andy, don't tell ain't bed.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
They won't come and.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Looking for ok n me?
Speaker 9 (23:35):
Tell them where dad? Or tell them where gone?
Speaker 12 (23:40):
M me?
Speaker 7 (23:42):
Opie down by the duck.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
That's a toetiper right there.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
More a Let's John boyd Jeopardy review yesterday's question. We
found out sixty percent of Americans say they would do
this if they won ten million dollars in the lottery.
What is keep their jobs?
Speaker 4 (24:12):
It would not quit their job.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
James Gregor had to make him missle.
Speaker 9 (24:16):
It makes me.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. It is so common for Brazilians
to do this three or four times a day that
dinner guests are often asked if they'd like to do
it before a meal.
Speaker 5 (24:31):
What is go for a shave?
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You're thinking about the hairy Brazilians?
Speaker 2 (24:36):
Are you.
Speaker 7 (24:39):
Close?
Speaker 9 (24:39):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
What's y'all got?
Speaker 8 (24:40):
One?
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Eight hundred?
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Big show? You told free line?
Speaker 2 (24:43):
We go?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Do we get a winner?
Speaker 4 (24:44):
We play John Boy Jeopardy Next.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Good morning, it's a Big Shaw on the radio only
to your Friday, August twenty ninth, I featured track from
a Big Show bit box called a Hoot. Delbert was
a liver harvesting victim search for gene Where's liver?
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When he hit the big box at the Bigshow dot Com.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Right now, let's lie Yes live across America. It's John Boy,
Jemmy Wow, and now your host.
Speaker 6 (25:38):
He accidentally logged into Netflix using his wife's profile.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Now he's convinced she's planning to murder him.
Speaker 11 (25:47):
He's John Boy.
Speaker 4 (25:50):
I was waiting for a punch one. I guess that's
it all right?
Speaker 13 (25:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:54):
He David in Pikeville, Tennessee.
Speaker 7 (25:57):
Good morning, David.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
Sure what alright? You first up at John Boorjepardy this morning. Well,
it's so common, David, for Brazilians to do this three
or four times a day a dinner. Guest are often
asked if they'd like to do it before a meal.
Speaker 4 (26:15):
And I know we're all.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Thinking about Brazilian butts. So it's not look at my butt. Yeah, okays,
tell you there's not shave. Okay, So we got that
right or left? Right before a meal you want to
see my butt the Brazilian button left, come on right,
keep very popular, stupid? All right, back to you, David,
(26:39):
what what do you think it is? I won't say
wash your hands, washing hands. Let's see I got that
three or four times right here? Uh no, David, dog
it once again. Clothes, We're all, we're all around. Thanks
(27:00):
for playing body. We appreciate you.
Speaker 8 (27:02):
All right, first time color.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
All right, David. Well, you know it'll happen again soon.
Let's hope.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right, buddy, all right, all right, man Devon is
in a rocky mount Virginia.
Speaker 4 (27:13):
Good morning, Devon.
Speaker 14 (27:15):
Hey, how's it going going?
Speaker 12 (27:17):
Good?
Speaker 9 (27:17):
Man?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
David over in Pikeville. Couldn't get it three or four
times a day. Brazilians do this. They'll even say, hey,
you want to do it before dinner? What do you
think it is, Devin.
Speaker 14 (27:30):
I'm gonna say, take a shower.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Take a shower. Let's say, so, I guess you do
wash your hands while you're taking a shower. Yeah, the
whole body, three or four times a day. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Maybe it's hot and they don't.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Have air conditioned brazil Check out them. Wear my coast
Rinka T shirt?
Speaker 4 (27:55):
Is that close?
Speaker 12 (27:57):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
Hey, Devon and good work on you in body one
hundred and twenty bucks worth of bullsnot headed up a
rocky mount for you.
Speaker 15 (28:05):
All right, man, thank you got I'm all.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Right there you go, alright, bottom of the hour, on
top of your news. On the other side our Friday,
remembering Rayford in twenty minutes, brand new play. Hiuse whacked
up good morning to make shows on the radio. You're
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not a Robert d studio.
Speaker 14 (29:05):
You know?
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Rayford doesn't wear his pajamas to work.
Speaker 7 (29:08):
Yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Have you seen him today?
Speaker 7 (29:13):
But he knows a couple of men who do.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
Now, who could that be?
Speaker 16 (29:20):
They may call them morning casual wear. But what I
see on John Boy and Pillars looks to me like pajamas,
not the traditional kind, but the bottoms that look like
sweatsuit pants, and the top just any old T shirt.
I know it's hard to find traditional pajamas. Go to
the department store and there are racks and racks of
those sweatsuit like bottoms, but only a few boxed sets
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of the traditional kind. And my experience with them is
even getting the extra large and the extra long, the
bottoms will shrink up to above the ankle and the
tops to the elbow. But it saw a pair in
the ll Bean catalog in the fall, traditional attoms and
tops made of Oxford cloth, just like the cotton material
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of a button down Oxford cloth shirt. Well the art
of a pair of blue large long They came, and
they fit, and after repeated washings, didn't shrink. And when
I put my Christmas gifted bathrob on, I could get
up and go down to breakfast like a country gentleman
rather than a country clown like Robert E. Rayfer. John
Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 11 (30:49):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 7 (30:53):
Action Hello friends, you're all Palt burnt burn here with
another breast drooping a d up John Boy and Billy playhouse.
Today's episode, it's the thought that counts. As our story
opens and old couple are getting ready to celebrate their
golden anniversary. Honey, dinner's ready.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
Oh my, mister, fancy lobster tails and Ribbi's steak, asparagus
and garlic butter caesar salad and.
Speaker 7 (31:23):
Cherry's jubilee for dessert.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Oh Herbert, my favorite.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
Well, fifty years deserves something special.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Well, I'll just say this wasn't necessary, but.
Speaker 11 (31:32):
I love it.
Speaker 7 (31:33):
And the start us off a bottle of nineteen fifty
seven Dom Perignon Beautiful. Did you think we'd make it
this far?
Speaker 5 (31:42):
Yes? I mean all couples have rough patches, but we
both hung in there.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Honey. Now, I don't want to ruin the mood or anything.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
What's wrong?
Speaker 7 (31:50):
Well, I just want to know if you were ever
you know, unfaithful to me?
Speaker 5 (31:57):
Well, since you asked yes three times? Oh remember when
you needed money to start your business and no one
would help. Well, I slept with the bank manager just
cure alone.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
You made that sacrifice for me. What a wife.
Speaker 5 (32:12):
And remember that operation you needed that no one would
perform because it was too dangerous. Well, I slept with
the surgeon so he'd do it.
Speaker 7 (32:19):
Oh my god, honey, you saved my life. What was
the third time?
Speaker 14 (32:25):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Why bring up all those old memories of dinners getting cold?
Speaker 7 (32:29):
Well, I would just like to know.
Speaker 5 (32:31):
Well, all right, remember when you wanted to be president
of the golf club and you were fifty two votes short, sona.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
We hope you enjoyed John Bolly and Billy Playhouse Budno's
top two buttons you or tune in next time when
we'll hear the lucky ball washer at the golf club.
Say hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (33:03):
Good morning, you.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
Got the big show on the radio. More chances for
the wind coming up after your news weathers marts.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
Yeah, this is your old pals j Stein La Black.
Speaker 7 (33:13):
When I'm not mooching some of that fine Jacques Danielle
Whiskey and I play the right fine gumbo off my
best friend Woodrow Boudro and that sassy sack of wife
and his on Lizbeth. I'm listening to those tool wacky
Cajun John Boy and Philly right down on that there
big show woo Wie Dams funny I Carrol.
Speaker 1 (33:30):
Pete, good morning, and it's a big showing the radio
(34:04):
coming up in minutes. We'll catch up with our budge
Velvet Rodeo. See what's going on with them mans. Big
happness got out all about it here and a big
benefit concert for wounded veterans and first responders in Wilmington,
North Carolina, one week from this Saturday.
Speaker 4 (34:22):
Fleet to tell us about that, bri Leah see you there.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm Friday far I play on Saturday. I mean my
Friday's all here. I'm on confused there there was stuff
that checked to lay on the way in this morning.
Said the guy at the drive through said, is that
your wife?
Speaker 4 (34:41):
That is pretty unbelievable through cask.
Speaker 1 (34:47):
So anyway, I'll just stay here and stare at Leo
while we ain't on.
Speaker 11 (34:51):
The ground.
Speaker 13 (34:55):
And before eleven o'clock the night, mister, you better find
your dobino the line of wor that's when.
Speaker 7 (35:01):
Sure, don't make your fistil. It's one hundred and six
miles to Chicago.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 10 (35:09):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 2 (35:11):
Hit it. I hate work. I hate work.
Speaker 1 (35:20):
I hate work.
Speaker 2 (35:26):
I've been having a very bad day, don't you.
Speaker 15 (36:01):
She's going.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Yeah, work, work work, what work?
Speaker 8 (36:23):
Work?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Work?
Speaker 16 (36:23):
Work?
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Man?
Speaker 17 (36:24):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Man?
Speaker 11 (36:25):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
We just have a light. I mean, do you do
anything with like this creepy stuff? What do you do
for fun? Oh?
Speaker 7 (36:33):
No, we don't have fun. We just we just work.
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work walk work
work work work work.
Speaker 9 (36:39):
Well.
Speaker 7 (36:39):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's.
Speaker 15 (36:42):
Not giving me anything.
Speaker 13 (36:43):
Yeah, we can Saturday Sunday the time between work and
more work, the time when you go out looking for.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal It's a
brave man.
Speaker 7 (36:56):
I can kick party work.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I hate work all their taste you ass.
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Cool bus.
Speaker 8 (37:06):
Drop?
Speaker 2 (37:46):
Oh no I am today, I check ba.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Work work?
Speaker 9 (38:00):
What what what?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
What?
Speaker 1 (38:02):
What's what's work? Studios?
Speaker 4 (38:19):
Good morning, big shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
All right here we are, John Boyd, Beter Than the
Gang and Velvet Rodeo back in the house. Hurry on,
Leah Man, we are awesome. Good to see y'all again.
Good to see you too. I know, I know you're
talking to Leah. All right, yeah, Brian, you just hushed
right now, Okay, we're talking. Had a good talking back
and that was so funny. Johnny Johnny's only yeah, hey Brian,
(38:47):
I know how you feel. It's all good.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
Good we all man.
Speaker 1 (38:53):
Congratulations on you all since we've had you in the studio,
and we're gonna have to get back to booking ranch
of course from very soon. I know you guys are
looking forward to it. Are very busy and you got
it going on the new show heart Strings on American
Country Network that were telling you all about every Thursday
eight pm Eastern. If you hadn't checked that out, do that.
(39:15):
That's American Country Network, their show heart Strings. And this
is what excited about when I saw this. Man can't
wait to congratulate you guys. Four Josie Award nominations including
Country Duo of the Year and Entertainer of the Year.
That's a big one set up for November two, and
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the grand old opera, Old Man, Thank you So nominations are.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
Believe, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 15 (39:43):
Super excited we were nominated. We only had one nomination
last year for Country Duo. Didn't think we would win
because it was our first time being nominated, just one nomination.
We sat in the nosebleeds. We said, let the winners
sit up front, and then there was an awful lot
of stairs to come down. When they called our names.
We were picking our jaws up off the floor the
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whole way down. And so excited for the four nominations
this time, including Entertainer of the Year, which is the
biggest category of the night.
Speaker 7 (40:12):
So excited is exciting.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Must be on the front road. I think it since
we sang a booger branch.
Speaker 17 (40:20):
All this good stuff started happening, so we need to
come back absolutely.
Speaker 1 (40:26):
You know we're gonna do that very very soon. So
all right, well, let's talk about what you got coming up.
The Bigfoot Festival is this weekend in Denton, North Carolina.
Speaker 4 (40:36):
One of these is not like the other. The Denton
Farm Park this Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1 (40:44):
Saturday is six pm, Sunday at three pm and so
on y'all's Facebook page. Y'all need to follow Velvet Rodeo
on Facebook. I had my Bigfoot book to detract a
bar attenchen when you all were there, So y'all looking
through that, you're we found out you're a believer.
Speaker 8 (41:03):
Molding.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
We're gonna catch us one.
Speaker 15 (41:07):
I've heard they like apples, so we're gonna bait one
and catch one that weekend apple.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
All right, and y'all, we're talking about your Sounds of
Freedom benefit concert for wounded veterans and first responders in Wilmington,
North Carolina, September to sixth, That is one week from
this Saturday. And y'all did a brand new song recorded
for that. If you're so excited, tell us all about that.
Speaker 17 (41:34):
We are so excited for this song. And and for
this event in September and Wilmington, you can actually go
to our website website at Velvet rodeo dot com and
download that song. It's not on Spotify, it's not anywhere else.
It's just gonna be on the website. And this song
is called Still under Fire, and it's kind of a
different take on, you know, PTSD, things that our veterans
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go through, and it's turned out to be a like
a love song with but kind of exposing some things
that's sometimes difficult to sing about or talk about. And
we feel like the song just turned out amazing.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
So man, that is awesome. All some good You're you're
good folks, you know, we know that right off the bat.
And as you support you know, you can tell as
you continue to climb the ladder of some success and
fame and what you do how you handle that right
that shows a lot. He sure does so, and listen
and y'all can become a part of that now if
(42:30):
you're moving around Wilmington, North Carolina, I would love to
have you at the show. The website once again is
Velvet rodeo dot com. And raise some money for access
of Wilmington and projects sore as well. Now talking about
this song that is Still under Fire, that's available only
on your website right that you can download that, and
(42:53):
you ask if you just make a little donation whatever
you can afford, you got to.
Speaker 17 (42:57):
All that's going, yeah, all that's going straight to Project
Access and SOAR. And what they're doing is they're just
taking the veterans down there there. They're doing a huge
project down there that to serve service all the veterans
and first responders and even doing some uh you know,
some mentally handicapped kids and things like that. So it's, uh,
it's just all a huge, huge benefit that we're doing
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that weekend, and we hope that this song can can
lend a little bit of support to that.
Speaker 1 (43:23):
All right, well, if you ride around whatever you're doing
right now, just make a note somehow Velvet rodeo dot com.
When you get a chance, you go and get the
song Still under Fire and donate.
Speaker 9 (43:35):
What you can.
Speaker 1 (43:36):
And of course I'm hoping I'm gonna be able to
work it out to be down there on the weekend
to see y'all show. I love to have you will
of course, man, y'all great, all right, good man, good stuff. Hey,
hang out right here. I want to play beat the
band or you know, or beat the brunette. Both of
y'all are a brunette. We really don't need. Yeah, you know,
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you'll show them where the kitchen is.
Speaker 4 (44:02):
I know it's radio, but let's bring it all down
the look.
Speaker 1 (44:06):
Yeah all right, that's how you made it work only
years right, Yeah you got it, buddy, AI our prize
pack one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bullsock cleaning
products Marsa.
Speaker 8 (44:16):
Come on in here.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
They might need a little help, or how you would
handle this situation there now you see me? Yes, oh,
side on you. I want to all right, y'all one
eight hundred big shows you told Free Line across America.
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