September 5, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday so we’ll load you up with our Friday favorites.. - Today's Playhouse finds Ricky B. Sharp and Lucy R. having trouble sleeping - thanks to a new neighbor.. - Hidden among the many things up John Boy’s butt, we’ll pull out some jokes about dogs.. - In honor of the return of football, we’ve got Tim Wilson’s classic, “Ricky Tidwell’s Mama”.. - John Boy gives away more of his “Wonderful Things”.. - Used cars are getting hard to find again - but we’ve got a solution for you - it’s Ike Turner’s Broham.. - Tom Sorenson returns to his crystal ball and picks the winners for this week’s NFL games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Talking to the noon loving Adam.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
In our happy place, and call out the happy boys.
And then we got a big old, we old sports
Friday kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
On football. Let me just tickle to death, final hour
of the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I mean Tom Sorenson will pick every NFL game week
number one.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We've got a game tonight over in Brazil, but all night.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I wonder if they're gonna have in Brazil and cheerleaders.
But we're talking about Brazil. Oh, that was a wordy
word the other day. All right, let me concentrate. We
got a lot again too. We're here, Okay, let's see
national days. It's National Underwear Day. Let's just stop right there.
We can do a whole show on underwear, but we
(01:55):
won't that is our featured track from The Big Show
bit Box and Entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
We'll explain that a little bit. And we got three
days in history saved up. That's what we're gonna use
get to win. And beginning here on Alberts because we
are away, it's Friday, Big Shows on a radio. Good morning,
(02:15):
Big Shows on a radio. First prize pack one hundred
and twenty dollars worth of bullsnot cleaning products made in
the USA. You know, drug drivers keep America moving, and
bulls not make sure they look good doing it. They
call on the bull Snout banner gets you more info
when you hit the Big Show dot com. Listen up
right here, three days in History. We've got our categories
(02:36):
for you to win. September fifth, it was nineteen eighty three.
Sports Illustrated became the first national weekly magazine to use
four color process illustrations on every page. And then they said, well,
when needs and women in bikinis, we got all these
good looking pictures there.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You know, they went out of business briefly and got
bought by another company, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm still getting them. Yeah, they got rescued, all right.
That Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I move up to nineteen ninety Linda May Walker of Pontiac, Michigan,
finally won custody battle in her divorce settlement and got
legal custody of a fourteen foot python.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's mutt.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Arguing over a snake. You got it there? And then finally,
in nineteen ninety six, the research reported in The London
Times showed forty six percent of dogs began washing up
to an hour before their owners returned home each day. Man,
we talked about this. I was saying, some shows on it,
that's amazing. There's one on Netflix right now. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Man, got to see it in the mind of a dog, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It said, even when the owners like worked irregular hours
and the finings are just some psychic connection between owners
in their path.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Why is that deal?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 8 (03:55):
I don't know, Ray, I swear mine can hear me coming.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
They hear me like turning to the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's what then they and then they I think that
has a lot to do with I think you're on too.
They recognize the car like.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
The sound yeah yeh quick learners.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And then you know they can smell you the thing
I've noticed about ours lately?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Is I think they can tell time because we give
them an after a dog treat every day at three
o'clock and around two fifty.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh yeah, they get it ingrained. You know, they know
have lovat some.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, we're good.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
We love our dogs so long you'll think about a
doll for category three and we're ready to play one
eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We play out bursts next Good Friday morning. That's a
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big show on the radio. In our feature track f
the make show Big Box, a diary of Gary Musee
Free clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And bad underwear. Oh no national underwear name, Hey word underwear?
He have the bed box. Had to make sure not
com me right now.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
In a week.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Uppers, let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
The prizes from the big Prize beer.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
When you're playing Upburst, have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You have the best time.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
You know the big.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Shots say hey from bedgon Forge, Tennessee. And for the record,
that was Tater.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Morning, Paul, Good morning, you boy and Docky. Well, let's
get you do these three categories. Paul, gett that prize
back on his way.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Ready to go? Five seconds? We need three famous magazines.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Sports, Illustrated, Playboy.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Tim Now, three snakes, Ready go, Rattlesnake, Copperhead, Cobra.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Case also accepted. Kenny Stabler my mine on football, Somerson
coming up later today. All right, there we.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Go, Paul for the winds. Three things a dog does, Ready.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
To go, bart scratch Bye, I'm daddy won Paul us
nine words and wins one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's not cleaning products.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Right there, mor congratulations, Paul, Thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Fat man, the guy wearing taboo. You get in our
Friday morning on the other side, Hey, we aren't in it.
(08:17):
Good morning.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's a big show on the radio for your Friday ride.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Had a good week of big shows. Man's amazing. When
I can pull out my butt what I have to.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
This is all wrong.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Take out there, fun bird.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
We're doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What a LEASA gases?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
You're vissing with the climate.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I'm just waiting on that start acting your age to
kick out.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh right, head man, Taylor got me a picture of
greta thun bird found out like twenty two years old. Well,
she shouldna spend more time trying to fix herself up
instead of saving the world's.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Heart.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
And where are the white women at?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Just just leave grand up there for the rest of
the show because we're going to focus on football as
we head to the final hour. You go, so and
some picking o her NFL game. It is week one
game last night. We got a game tonight and then
a full slate on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And Monday night.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
All right, big Joe rolling on, Good Morning, Begs Hill's
(10:08):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Here we go. It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Ah blaggerly flaggery flu.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I'm old and I hate foreigners. Back in my day,
we went up to our next in third world tax dodging,
law breaking, who's swilling, no driving, bo stinking insurance benefits,
stealing illegal alien invaders.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
In our town.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Everyone looked and talked exactly like everyone else said.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
We liked it that way, and let me ride off.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Kick the legs out from under all you candy ass
conclusion jumpers. We had plenty of black folks in our town,
so I don't want to hear any of them whitey
liberal accusations are racism. We didn't call them black or
African American or anything like that. We called him the
Jeffersons because that was their name, and they were as
(11:14):
American as hot Dog's apple Pie in the NBS. And
we bent over backwards to keep them folks happy, especially
Alligator Onnie Jefferson. He had some creepy skin condition that
made him look like a cross between Wally Gator and
mister t and we kept him happy because he had
the best moonshine and string of woes in the States.
(11:38):
They had some of their teeth, most of their fingers
and toes, some had lazy eyes, some were walleyed, some
even had little tiny tails.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
But they were clean and they were Americans, and that
was what matted.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
And if you drank enough of that moonshine, it wouldn't
be long before they were all looking like Dorothy Damn Lamore.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I'm sure you got.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Unspeakably horrible diseases that made your privates puff up like
a Jiffy pop, but at least you got them from
an American, dammit, and not a Budger bought a hop
and honyox that spoke in gibberish and smelled like them
spicy hot dogs. They smelled down town yip bee doodled
ingley doo. Look at me, I'm a narrow minded xenophobe
(12:22):
out of my mind on the illegal corn liquor in.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
The clap.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
Now thanks to a crocodile of a mohawk, God bless
America and keep our country pure.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Whippity woo, and we liked it. We didn't know nothing
about no amnesty crap old in neither.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Every time some green horde would come rolling into town,
the whole dad blade community would come out to greet
them to see if they passed the hat test, if
they were wearing a sombrero or a fars or a
beach towel or a cold bucket with horns on the side.
We automatically tied a bunch of rocks to him and
took them down to the river for a little swimming. Listen,
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and if they were lucky enough to make it the
test number two, the talking test, and when they opened
their mouths, we had buy God better hood American ease,
because if those boobs started spouting all that blooperny bleepery
popperty clickingy.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
We'd get the pitchforks and torches out and.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Round them up, and we'd heard them down to the
town square, and then we'd ask them where they were from.
If they wouldn't talk, we'd stick a hunk of fat
back in their butts and toss them in the badger pin.
When those badgers got a hold of that fat back,
those foreigners would start screaming for mercy in their native tongue.
That's when we'd bring in Timmy, the tongue Tingleheiser, whose
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old man was in the navy and taught him a
few dirty words in every language known to man. And
when he figured out what ratfield sewer they crawled out of,
we'd tie him up, stack them like cordwood, and send
them back to Burrito Villa town or whatever.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Third world hell hole they were spawned in.
Speaker 13 (14:04):
And just before they shoved off, they got to spend
a few minutes with the Muldoon Quinch, the five ugliest
women in four states, and each one of them had
their lips swollen with a terminal case of the herpes.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
They give them all a great, big goodbye kiss.
Speaker 13 (14:21):
Our hopes being they take a mouthful of cold sauce
back to google Land and wipe out the entire population so.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
We'd never have to deal with them again. Hanker tea
waggle t tee wee, look at me.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I'm an in bread mediac, putting fat back in butt
cracks and passing out cold sores as parting gifts. God
bless America. And those were the good old days when
we liked it. We loved it, Liberty flew, I hate
damn forties.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Fo Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Hang
on all right, listen to you mogs.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, saying bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Good Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We're happy boys.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 14 (16:05):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh, i'ma.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Have to be Boyama, hap to be boy. Oh we
did good when things are going here?
Speaker 14 (16:17):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car ubble hub hubbub a hubble. But it's got
to send a box and put him in a drawerubb
hubb Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm happy boy.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh and did good when things are going here?
Speaker 14 (16:32):
We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Hubbub a hubble. I looked into the drawer and started
to laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Hubbub of hubbo.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Because I might have to be boy. I'ma have boy.
Oh and good one. Things are going on.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Here, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Make shows on the radio. Yeah, getting ready to turn
it up by Friday song. First, let me tell you
what you can win if you can play John Boy
Jeopardy and get it right. It's a Blue Emu Prize pack.
It includes two jars, a Blue Emu pain Relief cream,
a tube of PBC OTC itchery leaf cream. You can
get fast safe ittry leaf from insect bites, poison ivy
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It's available in storing online at Walmart, Amazon and other
fine retailers. I had some get down in my shoe
over the weekend while I was out in the farm
and bit me so I was a wearing a shoe
and then the sock will just it so best.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Oh man.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
I got me a tube of that old tc itchry
leaf and blue EMU rubbed it on there, oh man,
even with a sock and a shoe back on the right,
on top of my foot, and it's just perfect fre
some good stuff.
Speaker 6 (18:05):
That's what happens when you get old. I mean we
sit around talk about our feet.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
Element Well, I could use some of this pbc otc
itchery leaf cream when I was young. I was eg
back then too. All right, well you can have you some.
Check out the link when you hit the Big Show
dot com. Hang on, we'll play for it in minutes,
right down.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work. That's
when sure, don't fix your fiftal. It's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 15 (18:38):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Hit it.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
I've been having a very bad day, Okay, I don't eat.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
I'm just gonna I.
Speaker 12 (19:14):
Don't work all day.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Monday, back day.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Just just.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
She's going back.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
Talk. Yeah, today.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
What work work?
Speaker 12 (19:55):
What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 13 (19:58):
Man?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 17 (20:00):
Does have a life?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
We just we just work.
Speaker 17 (20:08):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work, work
work work work.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (20:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Go looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Pal it's a brave man, can kick party all will
taste you.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Cool?
Speaker 12 (20:36):
Buzz fot.
Speaker 10 (21:20):
No I am today?
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Check page?
Speaker 17 (21:33):
Work work what?
Speaker 5 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 12 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 13 (21:34):
What?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
What's what's work?
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Work? Work?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All?
Speaker 12 (21:50):
Right?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Then that's go.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Let's play the John boyd Jeopardy White Way Hot. Let's
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to researchers, it
takes most people about six seconds to do this, and
if you're in the average, you'll do it around nine
times a day. That's yawn, yaw, need start timing your
yawns if your average Today's John Boydgeopardy. According to the
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US Census Bureau, the average lifespan of this American institution
is nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What is a subway.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Song?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No subway? Yeah, they close them up every day. I
open them. Oh all right, now, okay, all right, what
y'all got one eight hundred Big.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Show you told free line. We play John Boygepardy. Next,
(23:03):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Rolling
to you Friday, I featured track from the Big Show,
Big Box, and then turn into the diary of Gary Busey.
Free clothes and bad underwear. He words underwear on National
Underwear Day. Put on clean pair before you go out
of the house this morning.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What the heck? Let's celebrate. Let's see him.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Head right now?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh no, lady, right now, goes right now.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It's John Boy jem oh and now your host.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
He says he can't figure out why those guys with
taco trucks don't ride through the neighborhoods like the ice
cream dudes do.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
A He's John Boy, Yeah, I am idea, man, have
me help me.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Let's say hey to Dennis out of blackbil, Tennessee. Is
that blunt Old or Blountville? Dennis, I ask us about
every time, not to you though, good morning?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
How you doing? No, I'm trying to, but it's but
it's just not happening.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Bear.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I got it all there, it is. I got ahead
of hard. H Hey, Dennis, is that you, buddy?
Speaker 11 (24:18):
It is all right?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Where are you?
Speaker 11 (24:22):
Bluntville, Tennessee?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Bluntville? All right, I'll never forget it again, thank you
very much.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
All right, Dennis, you got first shot at John Boy jeopardy.
What's your dog's name?
Speaker 13 (24:34):
I don't have a dog.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I thought I heard a dog. It was his wife. Wife.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
We don't tell her, I said, that's still.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You know the difference between a wife and a dog, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
While we're on that subject, I hope I do want
you just for the sake of this joke. Once you
let a dog out of the trunk, they'll quit barking.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Excellent delivery. Actually, I think it's about the door.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
If the life of the dog's on the porch marking,
if you'll let the dog, that's a different.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
All right, we'll work shop some later.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Dennis got a lot on this, buddy, Let's let's get
your first guest here at John boy Jeopardy. According to
the US Census Bureau, the average lifespan of this American
institution is nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
So what you think, Dennis?
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Uh, the AW Workers Union.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
The w Workers Union. Well, let's see.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Dog don Oh, that was number two. It's nine point
three years. All right, Dennis, Well you hang on to
week get this answer. I thank you, and your wife
will appreciate it. Okay, Hi, buddy, have a good dame,
We appreciate you. You kiss are forming that?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Let's go to Ronald up in Henderson, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronald,
Good morning, Don Boy, hell o, Boddy, you got anything
around you that I can insult unintentionally?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Now my wife just left the room.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
All right, body, Well you got the shot at John
boyd Jeopardy. Now, so average lifespan of this American institution
nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
What are you thinking, Ronald?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
What is Marge?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You say marriage?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's Barry.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Dennis would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Nine point four years. How about that?
Speaker 11 (27:08):
I've been married forty three years, so.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Three that's why everybody applauds really loud.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Long there, no kidding, well, good work there right on
both jobs. You got there. We're gonna blue in you
prize back headed your way, buddy.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Congratulations, all right, buddy, thank you, all right, man, all.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right, we're gonna jump out cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And we got our Friday morning remembering rayfer It on
the other side, got.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
A brand new script.
Speaker 19 (27:46):
We actually lay house.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Good.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
More of the big shows on the radio, Robert E.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
Rifford is here.
Speaker 15 (28:31):
He says there are jerks and jerkises in the workplace
as well as on the radio, and tells what happens
when they collide.
Speaker 18 (28:41):
Big Joe manager Randy orders books for me to pursue
and to use as thoughts starters, and today they range
from books on etiquette to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader books
with more scatological titles which I can't say on the air,
but a favorite of mine off the air last year
there was a little book about thelence of obfuscatory, wrote
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Amontade in our culture today, such as spouted daily on
talk radio. Both books are written by scholars college professors.
One from the article published in the Harvard Business Review
in which the author advised companies to beware of jerks
in the workplace, and if you've worked for long, you've
probably had a boss a co worker who was a
(29:22):
complete flame and jerk. And of course they aren't limited
to the workplace. Author Robert Simon, professor of Management science
and Engineering at Stanford University, says companies should screen for
jerks and hiring and purge bullies in their ranks, and
he warns that jerky behavior is contagious. Best advice, he says,
is to try to ignore them or fight back. One
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woman had a boss who was a practical joker as
well as a jerk. He was always stealing food left
in her desk drawer, so she reshaped x lax to
look like candy and her jerk of a boss ate it.
Roberty Grayford on Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Not
ready for drive time players action.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here with another
tail waggon edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode All Bart, all Night. As our story opens, Ricky
b Sharp and his wife Lucy are trying to sleep
at their home in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 19 (30:56):
Oh wrecky, what are we gonna do. That dog's been
barking since the subwet day old.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's that new.
Speaker 15 (31:04):
Neighbor cherry picker. I knowed I should have bought that house,
and no more losers than move in next door.
Speaker 19 (31:10):
Well, the last neighbors weren't too bad, except the wife,
Like the sub bathed dude.
Speaker 15 (31:15):
That wouldn't have been a problem if she wasn't five
hundred pound. She'd lay down and spread out like a flapjat.
I couldn't eat breakfast the whole damn time they lived there.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Have you tried talking to the guy?
Speaker 15 (31:26):
I screamed my dang full head off. Maybe he's deaf,
I know, damn well, hee hain't deaf. When I told
him to tell his wife to stop barking, he give
me the finger.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
Well, we gotta do something. I need my beauty sleeve.
Speaker 15 (31:40):
I think that would call for a coma. I'm the
one who needs his rest. It's hard to be a
legend and an icon when you got the woozies. Oh brother,
I can't expect some commoner like you to understand the
pressures of being dothing most beloved fast food mascot. What
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would the children say if they saw pizza hunting not
on top of his game, they'd.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
Say, hey, shorty, I need a refill on root beer.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
Eh, well, enough is enough, It's time to put it
into this nonsense.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 19 (32:18):
Well be careful, lord, I hope it ain't a big dog,
and he think bigger than a chihuahua, and it's probably
gonna bury him.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
In the backyard.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Well take that, mister, irresponsible pet owner.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
The dog is still barking.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
What did he do?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how
he likes us. And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse. Oh he knocking on the door, Lucy
undo them top two button for see what he won't
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tune in next time when we'll.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Hear the Dowey overweight nude Sunbay.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
They say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Good morning, rolling to the big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Gee me,
this is a couple hours. Let over a couple hours
away with my man Tom Soren. Say there's a weekend,
he'll pick every game in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
He've got a Friday night game tonight, kicking off one
of my favorite football songs by late great Tim Wilson
and man we learned talking about barks during John Boyd
Jebordy about the wife and the dog. Messed them jokes up,
Ricky beating Lucy, dealing with a dog. Yeah, so let
me let me redo it in case you want to
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use them. All right, Uh so, okay, what's happening if
your wife is hollering at you on the front porch
knocking on the door, and your dog is barking on
the back porch. What's the difference between those two? Why,
I'll tell you, Okay, the dog will shut up.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
When you let him in. Yes see, yeah, go ahead,
right on time.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I messing up because I had a dog and a
wife in the trunk. So so here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
If you have a dog and your wife in a
trunk for an hour, which one is glad to see
you when you open it? Neither know the dog be
happy to see you? Tell you you bad dogs. They
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don't care what has been happening? Say what has happened there?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
I don't need you to be explain to me.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So you were just acting.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Stupid in the trunk? Okay, which one is good when
you open the trunk? Which one is glad to say? Okay,
no more dog wife jokes. You just picked very carefully
who you're telling those two?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
And good luck. Now here's something we hope you really
like it.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
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on when you saw him in minutes first NFL weekend,
his back, so it'son in an hour right now.
Speaker 17 (36:38):
Hn Wilson Ricky didn't wait, who was a great athlete,
was a big strong boy that was quick on his state.
You'll never call it in the country. Wanted Rickey on
their line. But when't the scouts come knocking Old Rickey's door.
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more.
When they saw his mama. She's the one they wanted
to sign. She was row bone woman, raised on a farm,
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had bear bright tattooed on her forearms. She was minering
hell and running forty and four point three and she
gets what six hundred bench press five the Hen's down,
menu's homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line baker at
tim see Ricky ted Wells. Mama's gonna play football. Her
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real name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall.
She got shoulders on a hind end, four foot white,
gone to college on a full ride.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Doris tied Well's gonna play and the m seed double age.
Speaker 17 (37:42):
She wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in in
the football dorm. Cut the game meals at the lord's pair.
You're missing the jumps drap. She's got a spare. Crawl
in the huddle and call all the plays. Only one
tough enough to go both ways. Got a mouthful of mud,
scarred up and knees us and not the coaches spitting
on referees. Rickey ted Wells mama's gonna play footballs her
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own name, Doris. Everybody calls her too tall. They say
she's a fine young man, but she's really not. Ricky's
mama was the master of the cheap shot, and on
a triple option play she could ruin your days. She
let the team and tackles in the league in sacks,
responsible for killing nine quarterbacks. But the school's reputation was destroyed.
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They accused Ricky's mama of steroids. Rickey ted Wales mama's
own probation, and now Alabama Tennessee's under their twelfth investigation. Yeah,
they wouldn't leave poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone. She'd
been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Whales gonna be hell
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in the en of fa ricketted Wells Mama, Where.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
All right?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Jim I, y'all, let's play our game. Beat the blonde
one eight hundred, big show. You told free line We'll
get a contestant play next.
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
The Big Show's on the radio, and more Big Show
right around the corner.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and not
their Big Show. I like the way they talk. They're
funny hahah not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John Boy has a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Talking to the noon loving Adam.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
It's Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:06):
In our happy place, and call out the happy boys.
And then we got a big old, we old sports
Friday kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
On football. Let me just tickle to death, final hour
of the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I mean Tom Sorenson will pick every NFL game week
number one.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
We've got a game tonight over in Brazil, but all night.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
I wonder if they're gonna have in Brazil and cheerleaders.
But we're talking about Brazil. Oh, that was a wordy
word the other day. All right, let me concentrate. We
got a lot again too. We're here, Okay, let's see
national days. It's National Underwear Day. Let's just stop right there.
We can do a whole show on underwear, but we
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won't that is our featured track from The Big Show
bit Box and Entry into the Diary of Gary Busey.
We'll explain that a little bit. And we got three
days in history saved up. That's what we're gonna use
get to win. And beginning here on Alberts because we
are away, it's Friday, Big Shows on a radio. Good morning,
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right here, three days in History. We've got our categories
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for you to win. September fifth, it was nineteen eighty three.
Sports Illustrated became the first national weekly magazine to use
four color process illustrations on every page. And then they said, well,
when needs and women in bikinis, we got all these
good looking pictures there.
Speaker 6 (02:55):
You know, they went out of business briefly and got
bought by another company, Is that right?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm still getting them. Yeah, they got rescued, all right.
That Sports Illustrated.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I move up to nineteen ninety Linda May Walker of Pontiac, Michigan,
finally won custody battle in her divorce settlement and got
legal custody of a fourteen foot python.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
It's mutt.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Arguing over a snake. You got it there? And then finally,
in nineteen ninety six, the research reported in The London
Times showed forty six percent of dogs began washing up
to an hour before their owners returned home each day. Man,
we talked about this. I was saying, some shows on it,
that's amazing. There's one on Netflix right now. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Man, got to see it in the mind of a dog, Okay, so.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It said, even when the owners like worked irregular hours
and the finings are just some psychic connection between owners
in their path.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Why is that deal?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Man?
Speaker 8 (03:55):
I don't know, Ray, I swear mine can hear me coming.
Speaker 9 (03:59):
They hear me like turning to the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
That's what then they and then they I think that
has a lot to do with I think you're on too.
They recognize the car like.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
The sound yeah yeh quick learners.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
And then you know they can smell you the thing
I've noticed about ours lately?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Is I think they can tell time because we give
them an after a dog treat every day at three
o'clock and around two fifty.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Oh yeah, they get it ingrained. You know, they know
have lovat some.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
All right, we're good.
Speaker 5 (04:35):
We love our dogs so long you'll think about a
doll for category three and we're ready to play one
eight hundred big show you told free line across America.
We play out bursts next Good Friday morning. That's a
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big show on the radio. In our feature track f
the make show Big Box, a diary of Gary Musee
Free clothes.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
And bad underwear. Oh no national underwear name, Hey word underwear?
He have the bed box. Had to make sure not
com me right now.
Speaker 10 (05:30):
In a week.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Uppers, let's play Upburst. It's the game that anyone can win. Shon,
Boy and Billy give.
Speaker 9 (05:41):
The prizes from the big Prize beer.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Let's go contested number one.
Speaker 9 (05:48):
This should really be a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (05:51):
When you're playing Upburst, have a hurry up and guest time.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
You have the best time.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
You know the big.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Shots say hey from bedgon Forge, Tennessee. And for the record,
that was Tater.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Morning, Paul, Good morning, you boy and Docky. Well, let's
get you do these three categories. Paul, gett that prize
back on his way.
Speaker 8 (06:31):
You ready to go?
Speaker 5 (06:32):
Ready to go? Five seconds? We need three famous magazines.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (06:40):
Sports, Illustrated, Playboy.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Tim Now, three snakes, Ready go, Rattlesnake, Copperhead, Cobra.
Speaker 5 (06:53):
Case also accepted. Kenny Stabler my mine on football, Somerson
coming up later today. All right, there we.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Go, Paul for the winds. Three things a dog does, Ready.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
To go, bart scratch Bye, I'm daddy won Paul us
nine words and wins one hundred and twenty dollars worth
of Bull's not cleaning products.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Right there, mor congratulations, Paul, Thank you, man.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Fat man, the guy wearing taboo. You get in our
Friday morning on the other side, Hey, we aren't in it.
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Good morning.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
That's a big show on the radio for your Friday ride.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Had a good week of big shows. Man's amazing. When
I can pull out my butt what I have to.
Speaker 6 (08:32):
This is all wrong.
Speaker 5 (08:35):
I shouldn't be up here.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Take out there, fun bird.
Speaker 11 (08:47):
We're doing that?
Speaker 1 (08:48):
What a LEASA gases?
Speaker 11 (08:49):
You're vissing with the climate.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
I'm just waiting on that start acting your age to
kick out.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Oh right, head man, Taylor got me a picture of
greta thun bird found out like twenty two years old. Well,
she shouldna spend more time trying to fix herself up
instead of saving the world's.
Speaker 12 (09:14):
Heart.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
And where are the white women at?
Speaker 5 (09:21):
Just just leave grand up there for the rest of
the show because we're going to focus on football as
we head to the final hour. You go, so and
some picking o her NFL game. It is week one
game last night. We got a game tonight and then
a full slate on Sunday.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And Monday night.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
All right, big Joe rolling on, Good Morning, Begs Hill's
(10:08):
on the radio.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Here we go. It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Ah blaggerly flaggery flu.
Speaker 13 (10:20):
I'm old and I hate foreigners. Back in my day,
we went up to our next in third world tax dodging,
law breaking, who's swilling, no driving, bo stinking insurance benefits,
stealing illegal alien invaders.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
In our town.
Speaker 13 (10:42):
Everyone looked and talked exactly like everyone else said.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
We liked it that way, and let me ride off.
Speaker 13 (10:48):
Kick the legs out from under all you candy ass
conclusion jumpers. We had plenty of black folks in our town,
so I don't want to hear any of them whitey
liberal accusations are racism. We didn't call them black or
African American or anything like that. We called him the
Jeffersons because that was their name, and they were as
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American as hot Dog's apple Pie in the NBS. And
we bent over backwards to keep them folks happy, especially
Alligator Onnie Jefferson. He had some creepy skin condition that
made him look like a cross between Wally Gator and
mister t and we kept him happy because he had
the best moonshine and string of woes in the States.
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They had some of their teeth, most of their fingers
and toes, some had lazy eyes, some were walleyed, some
even had little tiny tails.
Speaker 8 (11:46):
But they were clean and they were Americans, and that
was what matted.
Speaker 13 (11:52):
And if you drank enough of that moonshine, it wouldn't
be long before they were all looking like Dorothy Damn Lamore.
Speaker 8 (12:00):
I'm sure you got.
Speaker 13 (12:00):
Unspeakably horrible diseases that made your privates puff up like
a Jiffy pop, but at least you got them from
an American, dammit, and not a Budger bought a hop
and honyox that spoke in gibberish and smelled like them
spicy hot dogs. They smelled down town yip bee doodled
ingley doo. Look at me, I'm a narrow minded xenophobe
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out of my mind on the illegal corn liquor in.
Speaker 8 (12:24):
The clap.
Speaker 13 (12:26):
Now thanks to a crocodile of a mohawk, God bless
America and keep our country pure.
Speaker 8 (12:32):
Whippity woo, and we liked it. We didn't know nothing
about no amnesty crap old in neither.
Speaker 13 (12:41):
Every time some green horde would come rolling into town,
the whole dad blade community would come out to greet
them to see if they passed the hat test, if
they were wearing a sombrero or a fars or a
beach towel or a cold bucket with horns on the side.
We automatically tied a bunch of rocks to him and
took them down to the river for a little swimming. Listen,
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and if they were lucky enough to make it the
test number two, the talking test, and when they opened
their mouths, we had buy God better hood American ease,
because if those boobs started spouting all that blooperny bleepery
popperty clickingy.
Speaker 8 (13:20):
We'd get the pitchforks and torches out and.
Speaker 13 (13:23):
Round them up, and we'd heard them down to the
town square, and then we'd ask them where they were from.
If they wouldn't talk, we'd stick a hunk of fat
back in their butts and toss them in the badger pin.
When those badgers got a hold of that fat back,
those foreigners would start screaming for mercy in their native tongue.
That's when we'd bring in Timmy, the tongue Tingleheiser, whose
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old man was in the navy and taught him a
few dirty words in every language known to man. And
when he figured out what ratfield sewer they crawled out of,
we'd tie him up, stack them like cordwood, and send
them back to Burrito Villa town or whatever.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Third world hell hole they were spawned in.
Speaker 13 (14:04):
And just before they shoved off, they got to spend
a few minutes with the Muldoon Quinch, the five ugliest
women in four states, and each one of them had
their lips swollen with a terminal case of the herpes.
Speaker 8 (14:19):
They give them all a great, big goodbye kiss.
Speaker 13 (14:21):
Our hopes being they take a mouthful of cold sauce
back to google Land and wipe out the entire population so.
Speaker 8 (14:28):
We'd never have to deal with them again. Hanker tea
waggle t tee wee, look at me.
Speaker 13 (14:35):
I'm an in bread mediac, putting fat back in butt
cracks and passing out cold sores as parting gifts. God
bless America. And those were the good old days when
we liked it. We loved it, Liberty flew, I hate
damn forties.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Fo Good morning, the Big Shows on the radio. Hang
on all right, listen to you mogs.
Speaker 8 (15:06):
It's time to button your yaps.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
Say, I'm trying to listen to these two clowns, John
Boy and Belly on the Big Show.
Speaker 8 (15:11):
Yeah, the Big Show. It's big, saying bigger than big.
It's enormous. Hey, he's adorable.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
Good Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
We're happy boys.
Speaker 11 (16:03):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Speaker 14 (16:05):
Bubble feeling in my bone, says I have my weed
bubble hubbub Oh, i'ma.
Speaker 11 (16:11):
Have to be Boyama, hap to be boy. Oh we
did good when things are going here?
Speaker 14 (16:17):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit by
a car ubble hub hubbub a hubble. But it's got
to send a box and put him in a drawerubb
hubb Oh, i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm happy boy.
Speaker 11 (16:30):
Oh and did good when things are going here?
Speaker 14 (16:32):
We hey hey, oh for god, all about it for
a month and a half.
Speaker 11 (16:52):
Hubbub a hubble. I looked into the drawer and started
to laugh.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Hubbub of hubbo.
Speaker 11 (16:57):
Because I might have to be boy. I'ma have boy.
Oh and good one. Things are going on.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Here, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
Make shows on the radio. Yeah, getting ready to turn
it up by Friday song. First, let me tell you
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Oh man.
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That's what happens when you get old. I mean we
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Speaker 1 (18:28):
And before eleven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Mister, you better find yourself another line of work. That's
when sure, don't fix your fiftal. It's one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 11 (18:42):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 12 (18:44):
Hit it.
Speaker 16 (18:52):
I've been having a very bad day, Okay, I don't eat.
Speaker 8 (19:07):
I'm just gonna I.
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Don't work all day.
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Monday, back day.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
Just just.
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She's going back.
Speaker 12 (19:37):
Talk. Yeah, today.
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All day?
Speaker 4 (19:52):
What work work?
Speaker 12 (19:55):
What? What? What? What? What?
Speaker 11 (19:56):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 13 (19:58):
Man?
Speaker 8 (19:58):
We gotta get out of here.
Speaker 17 (20:00):
Does have a life?
Speaker 8 (20:01):
I mean, do you do anything beside this creepy stuff?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
No, we don't have fun.
Speaker 12 (20:07):
We just we just work.
Speaker 17 (20:08):
Here's here's our fun, right, work work work, work, work
work work work.
Speaker 13 (20:12):
Well.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 18 (20:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (20:17):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and war work,
the time when you.
Speaker 12 (20:22):
Go looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet. The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 10 (20:27):
Pal it's a brave man, can kick party all will
taste you.
Speaker 13 (20:36):
Cool?
Speaker 12 (20:36):
Buzz fot.
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No I am today?
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Check page?
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Work work what?
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What?
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What?
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What?
Speaker 4 (21:35):
What's what's work?
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Work? Work?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
All?
Speaker 12 (21:50):
Right?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
Then that's go.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Let's play the John boyd Jeopardy White Way Hot. Let's
review yesterday's question. We found out, according to researchers, it
takes most people about six seconds to do this, and
if you're in the average, you'll do it around nine
times a day. That's yawn, yaw, need start timing your
yawns if your average Today's John Boydgeopardy. According to the
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US Census Bureau, the average lifespan of this American institution
is nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What is a subway.
Speaker 11 (22:25):
Song?
Speaker 1 (22:26):
No subway? Yeah, they close them up every day. I
open them. Oh all right, now, okay, all right, what
y'all got one eight hundred Big.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Show you told free line. We play John Boygepardy. Next,
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Good morning. There's a big show on the radio. Rolling
to you Friday, I featured track from the Big Show,
Big Box, and then turn into the diary of Gary Busey.
Free clothes and bad underwear. He words underwear on National
Underwear Day. Put on clean pair before you go out
of the house this morning.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
What the heck? Let's celebrate. Let's see him.
Speaker 5 (23:25):
Head right now?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
Oh no, lady, right now, goes right now.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Let's play Yes live across America.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
It's John Boy jem oh and now your host.
Speaker 6 (23:38):
He says he can't figure out why those guys with
taco trucks don't ride through the neighborhoods like the ice
cream dudes do.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
A He's John Boy, Yeah, I am idea, man, have
me help me.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
Let's say hey to Dennis out of blackbil, Tennessee. Is
that blunt Old or Blountville? Dennis, I ask us about
every time, not to you though, good morning?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
How you doing? No, I'm trying to, but it's but
it's just not happening.
Speaker 2 (24:12):
Bear.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I got it all there, it is. I got ahead
of hard. H Hey, Dennis, is that you, buddy?
Speaker 11 (24:18):
It is all right?
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Where are you?
Speaker 11 (24:22):
Bluntville, Tennessee?
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Bluntville? All right, I'll never forget it again, thank you
very much.
Speaker 12 (24:26):
Yet.
Speaker 1 (24:28):
All right, Dennis, you got first shot at John Boy jeopardy.
What's your dog's name?
Speaker 13 (24:34):
I don't have a dog.
Speaker 1 (24:35):
I thought I heard a dog. It was his wife. Wife.
Speaker 5 (24:42):
We don't tell her, I said, that's still.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
You know the difference between a wife and a dog, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (24:53):
While we're on that subject, I hope I do want
you just for the sake of this joke. Once you
let a dog out of the trunk, they'll quit barking.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Excellent delivery. Actually, I think it's about the door.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
If the life of the dog's on the porch marking,
if you'll let the dog, that's a different.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
All right, we'll work shop some later.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Dennis got a lot on this, buddy, Let's let's get
your first guest here at John boy Jeopardy. According to
the US Census Bureau, the average lifespan of this American
institution is nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
So what you think, Dennis?
Speaker 14 (25:46):
Uh, the AW Workers Union.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
The w Workers Union. Well, let's see.
Speaker 5 (25:59):
Dog don Oh, that was number two. It's nine point
three years. All right, Dennis, Well you hang on to
week get this answer. I thank you, and your wife
will appreciate it. Okay, Hi, buddy, have a good dame,
We appreciate you. You kiss are forming that?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
All right?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
Let's go to Ronald up in Henderson, Kentucky. Good morning, Ronald,
Good morning, Don Boy, hell o, Boddy, you got anything
around you that I can insult unintentionally?
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Now my wife just left the room.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
All right, body, Well you got the shot at John
boyd Jeopardy. Now, so average lifespan of this American institution
nine point four years.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
What are you thinking, Ronald?
Speaker 10 (26:52):
What is Marge?
Speaker 1 (26:53):
You say marriage?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Yes it is.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That's Barry.
Speaker 8 (27:00):
Dennis would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Nine point four years. How about that?
Speaker 11 (27:08):
I've been married forty three years, so.
Speaker 8 (27:12):
Three that's why everybody applauds really loud.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Long there, no kidding, well, good work there right on
both jobs. You got there. We're gonna blue in you
prize back headed your way, buddy.
Speaker 7 (27:27):
Congratulations, all right, buddy, thank you, all right, man, all.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right, we're gonna jump out cut you up on your news.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
And we got our Friday morning remembering rayfer It on
the other side, got.
Speaker 1 (27:45):
A brand new script.
Speaker 19 (27:46):
We actually lay house.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Good.
Speaker 11 (28:29):
More of the big shows on the radio, Robert E.
Speaker 8 (28:31):
Rifford is here.
Speaker 15 (28:31):
He says there are jerks and jerkises in the workplace
as well as on the radio, and tells what happens
when they collide.
Speaker 18 (28:41):
Big Joe manager Randy orders books for me to pursue
and to use as thoughts starters, and today they range
from books on etiquette to Uncle John's Bathroom Reader books
with more scatological titles which I can't say on the air,
but a favorite of mine off the air last year
there was a little book about thelence of obfuscatory, wrote
(29:02):
Amontade in our culture today, such as spouted daily on
talk radio. Both books are written by scholars college professors.
One from the article published in the Harvard Business Review
in which the author advised companies to beware of jerks
in the workplace, and if you've worked for long, you've
probably had a boss a co worker who was a
(29:22):
complete flame and jerk. And of course they aren't limited
to the workplace. Author Robert Simon, professor of Management science
and Engineering at Stanford University, says companies should screen for
jerks and hiring and purge bullies in their ranks, and
he warns that jerky behavior is contagious. Best advice, he says,
is to try to ignore them or fight back. One
(29:45):
woman had a boss who was a practical joker as
well as a jerk. He was always stealing food left
in her desk drawer, so she reshaped x lax to
look like candy and her jerk of a boss ate it.
Roberty Grayford on Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 5 (30:27):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Not
ready for drive time players action.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Hello friends, you're old pal Bert Fern here with another
tail waggon edition of John, Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's
episode All Bart, all Night. As our story opens, Ricky
b Sharp and his wife Lucy are trying to sleep
at their home in Dothan, Alabama.
Speaker 19 (30:56):
Oh wrecky, what are we gonna do. That dog's been
barking since the subwet day old.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It's that new.
Speaker 15 (31:04):
Neighbor cherry picker. I knowed I should have bought that house,
and no more losers than move in next door.
Speaker 19 (31:10):
Well, the last neighbors weren't too bad, except the wife,
Like the sub bathed dude.
Speaker 15 (31:15):
That wouldn't have been a problem if she wasn't five
hundred pound. She'd lay down and spread out like a flapjat.
I couldn't eat breakfast the whole damn time they lived there.
Speaker 9 (31:24):
Have you tried talking to the guy?
Speaker 15 (31:26):
I screamed my dang full head off. Maybe he's deaf,
I know, damn well, hee hain't deaf. When I told
him to tell his wife to stop barking, he give
me the finger.
Speaker 9 (31:35):
Well, we gotta do something. I need my beauty sleeve.
Speaker 15 (31:40):
I think that would call for a coma. I'm the
one who needs his rest. It's hard to be a
legend and an icon when you got the woozies. Oh brother,
I can't expect some commoner like you to understand the
pressures of being dothing most beloved fast food mascot. What
(32:02):
would the children say if they saw pizza hunting not
on top of his game, they'd.
Speaker 9 (32:06):
Say, hey, shorty, I need a refill on root beer.
Speaker 15 (32:10):
Eh, well, enough is enough, It's time to put it
into this nonsense.
Speaker 8 (32:16):
I'll be right back.
Speaker 19 (32:18):
Well be careful, lord, I hope it ain't a big dog,
and he think bigger than a chihuahua, and it's probably
gonna bury him.
Speaker 14 (32:26):
In the backyard.
Speaker 8 (32:30):
Well take that, mister, irresponsible pet owner.
Speaker 9 (32:33):
The dog is still barking.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
What did he do?
Speaker 15 (32:36):
I put the dog in our backyard. Let's see how
he likes us. And we hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy playhouse. Oh he knocking on the door, Lucy
undo them top two button for see what he won't
(32:56):
tune in next time when we'll.
Speaker 8 (32:57):
Hear the Dowey overweight nude Sunbay.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
They say, hey, big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
Good morning, rolling to the big show on the radio. Hello,
this is Robert Goulay and you're listening to the pride
of the Red States, John Boy and Billy right here
on the Big Show. Some enchanted money. You may hear
the Big Show. Where's my big bag? Who can't be topical?
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Gee me,
this is a couple hours. Let over a couple hours
away with my man Tom Soren. Say there's a weekend,
he'll pick every game in the NFL.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
He've got a Friday night game tonight, kicking off one
of my favorite football songs by late great Tim Wilson
and man we learned talking about barks during John Boyd
Jebordy about the wife and the dog. Messed them jokes up,
Ricky beating Lucy, dealing with a dog. Yeah, so let
me let me redo it in case you want to
(34:36):
use them. All right, Uh so, okay, what's happening if
your wife is hollering at you on the front porch
knocking on the door, and your dog is barking on
the back porch. What's the difference between those two? Why,
I'll tell you, Okay, the dog will shut up.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
When you let him in. Yes see, yeah, go ahead,
right on time.
Speaker 11 (35:04):
Now.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
I messing up because I had a dog and a
wife in the trunk. So so here's the deal.
Speaker 5 (35:10):
If you have a dog and your wife in a
trunk for an hour, which one is glad to see
you when you open it? Neither know the dog be
happy to see you? Tell you you bad dogs. They
(35:32):
don't care what has been happening? Say what has happened there?
Speaker 9 (35:36):
I don't need you to be explain to me.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
So you were just acting.
Speaker 5 (35:41):
Stupid in the trunk? Okay, which one is good when
you open the trunk? Which one is glad to say? Okay,
no more dog wife jokes. You just picked very carefully
who you're telling those two?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
And good luck. Now here's something we hope you really
like it.
Speaker 5 (36:08):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio, gonna get you
ready to play Beat the blinde. Tell you what you
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on when you saw him in minutes first NFL weekend,
his back, so it'son in an hour right now.
Speaker 17 (36:38):
Hn Wilson Ricky didn't wait, who was a great athlete,
was a big strong boy that was quick on his state.
You'll never call it in the country. Wanted Rickey on
their line. But when't the scouts come knocking Old Rickey's door.
They didn't want to talk to young Rick no more.
When they saw his mama. She's the one they wanted
to sign. She was row bone woman, raised on a farm,
(37:02):
had bear bright tattooed on her forearms. She was minering
hell and running forty and four point three and she
gets what six hundred bench press five the Hen's down,
menu's homemaker alive, got a scholarship playing line baker at
tim see Ricky ted Wells. Mama's gonna play football. Her
(37:25):
real name's Doris, but they gonna call her too tall.
She got shoulders on a hind end, four foot white,
gone to college on a full ride.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Doris tied Well's gonna play and the m seed double age.
Speaker 17 (37:42):
She wash all her teammates uniforms, tucked everybody in in
the football dorm. Cut the game meals at the lord's pair.
You're missing the jumps drap. She's got a spare. Crawl
in the huddle and call all the plays. Only one
tough enough to go both ways. Got a mouthful of mud,
scarred up and knees us and not the coaches spitting
on referees. Rickey ted Wells mama's gonna play footballs her
(38:08):
own name, Doris. Everybody calls her too tall. They say
she's a fine young man, but she's really not. Ricky's
mama was the master of the cheap shot, and on
a triple option play she could ruin your days. She
let the team and tackles in the league in sacks,
responsible for killing nine quarterbacks. But the school's reputation was destroyed.
(38:33):
They accused Ricky's mama of steroids. Rickey ted Wales mama's
own probation, and now Alabama Tennessee's under their twelfth investigation. Yeah,
they wouldn't leave poor Rickety ted Wells mama alone. She'd
been taking mail hormones. Doris ted Whales gonna be hell
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in the en of fa ricketted Wells Mama, Where.
Speaker 11 (39:12):
All right?
Speaker 5 (39:14):
Jim I, y'all, let's play our game. Beat the blonde
one eight hundred, big show. You told free line We'll
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