October 3, 2025 • 42 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll load you up with all of our Friday favorites - plus a we’ll cut John Boy loose in out Karaoke booth.. - Today’s Playhouse takes us to a fancy department store where a man is shopping for an anniversary gift for his wife.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and predicts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on al Rady,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What's my secret?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The truth is I can't start my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me.
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oo.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Talking up and at them.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Made it the Friday, first Friday in October, working on
the third today by looking good here on the Big.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Show, I thank you too, take our word for all
radio like it. Alright, then I'm away.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Taylor's looking at pictures of Taylor Swift from her show
Girl movie coming out this weekend, part of her job
at Taylor Taylor News.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Again.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I didn't want to. She doesn't know she got her
got her fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
She donet gone wild, but she always dressed kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But not like that.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Oh no, that's a different bunch of different album covers,
CD covers. She was like, I couldn't pick one picture.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
That's what she said.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, they're kind of I don't know, very vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Illian airs dressed up in outfits like that.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
She's like, I'm thirty five.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Can I do it now?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Please? I bet she's done it before.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
That is the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You're just jealous, Yes I am.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Kansas City won last weekend, so of swords and picking
them to win this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It mightn't be the Monday game. I have to look
at that.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But I hadn't spotted Taylor in the booth, you know,
in a box.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I saw a report that she's snuck into the game.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, all right, so she was on the field.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
No, No, she wasn't pulling to Jordan for Belichick.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
She was.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
She's looking so they didn't know that she was there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I guess, Okay, trying to keep it down low. You know,
that's probably a good idea. I'm gonna blame her, like
I already have. The Travis is not playing as well
this year. Right, She's gonna make about twenty four million
this weekend on that movie?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Is that what you kind of figured out.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Is about that if the movie makes about forty five million,
here uh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
State side, so good well keeping out now.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I think she'll be all right. I think a smart businesswoman,
a ticket sale.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I think Travis wanted to stay at home mom for
a wife, though, so I don't know if that's gonna
work out there.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I think he's gonna be fine retiring and staying at home.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Twenty four million. If your wife can make twenty four
million on a weekend, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It'd be fine.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, enough of us being jealous.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let's enjoy its National Boyfriend Day. All right, So y'all
girls and celebrate your boyfriend. Say you make twenty four
million this weekend.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I bet she'll post something on Instagram. I guess he's
not a boyfriend anymore, though.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
He's one national body language to day. We'll read we'll
read that later. See how they're really getting long here?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What am I saying? National Manufacturing Day?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In this National Techies Day? Students are encourage aking entered
a career in technology. You know technology is very popular?
Is right? You need help? There? Rands?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Yeah, boy, do we there?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It is all right?
Speaker 7 (04:09):
There?
Speaker 4 (04:09):
We got three days in thistry saved up.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
We'll get the first prize back out and get that
winning beginning, we are awake, Big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big Shows on a radio. First prize pack
from Lord Tiger's Cool Swag, got a hat, t shirt, tumbler,
even the twenty five dollars gas card Lord Tiger's motorcycle.
Lawyers who ride with Lord Tigers you never ride alone.
(04:33):
They're going to link to learn all about them at
the Big Show dot com. There's three days in history
where we get three categories and you can win you
some here. October third, it was twenty eighteen. It was
found that two hundred and fifty nine people died taking
selfies since twenty eleven in seven years, according to a
(04:54):
study of the Journal of Family Medicine Primary Care. Two
hundred and fifty nine not paying the that's crazy man,
all right. Also twenty eighteen. The most expensive whiskey ever,
the McCallan Valero Ademi nineteen twenty six, we sold at
auction in Edinburgh, Scotland, for one point one million dollar.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I never I can't ask anybody how it taste, because
no one can afford.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Her sine one million Scotland.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I guess it was a Scotch.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Huh, it's a whiskey.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh oh, yes, who says it? Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Finally, twenty twenty one MLB team Cleveland won their last
game under the Indians name, beating the Texas Rangers six oh.
They are now known as the Cleveland Cardigan. That was
four years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On this day, changed the name.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Can't have that one eight hundred big show you told
free line. Come on, there's a categories, there's a prize pick.
Let's play out bursts. Good morning, It's a big show
(06:28):
on the radio. Friday, October the third our feature try
for the Big Show big Box. Catberry goes deer Honey,
there's for words deer hunt. Gonna hear the bed box
at the Big Show dot com and right now to
get the.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Winning outburst, Let's play outburst.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and
Billy to give.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
The prizes from the big Prize Ber Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing outs.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Have the hurry up and guess time you love the
best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Let's say, hey, you know'm mining you ain't still short jobs?
Speaker 12 (07:20):
We shot.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Good more than Mike.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Good morning, Johnny, Hell.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Old Buddy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, boy, let's get you through these three categories
and get you that gas card, cool swag from Lord Tigers.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You ready to go? I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Alright, three places people take a selfie?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Ready to go.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
In a car, in front of a monument, in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bam, Yeah, I gotta show what you're eating. Everybody's interested.
Give us three things that are stupid expensive.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Ready go, Rolex watch.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
Sports cards.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Alright, Migan, now for the win.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Three Major League Baseball mascots.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ready go.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
Guardians. I'm sorry, the Guardian, Wrangers and the Brave.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Don know you got it, Mike, big On, prize back,
head down to Yatesville for you body.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Glad you won. Hey, let me mesch this up, Jack,
I go ahead, do you.
Speaker 13 (08:55):
I don't know if I've told you all this story.
I'm a storyteller in my life because I've had so
many stories to tell. But have I told you all
the story about the Mask about way back when the
Mask first came out?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No, huh, I don't think so, Mike.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
All right, Well, well, I was at a local store.
I won't say which store, but I was at a
local store and I see these two women, and I
know what I went to school with. And they're all
panicking it and she's wearing masks, and so where's her friend?
And then I go and she goes, oh my god,
Trump's gonna make she she painted, this is when Trump
was off his last time. Trump's gonna make she she thinks.
(09:33):
Stopped sending us masks.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
We're gonna die.
Speaker 13 (09:35):
And I said, what are you talking about. Wa ain't
gonna have no mask? I said, there's plenty of masks.
Show me a mask. You got on one, she's got
on one. Yeah, you're really funny, you know that. And
I said, I said, wait a minute, there's plenty of masks.
Show me two more masks. I said, I'll show you
a whole bunch of them, all right, go ahead. I said,
(09:56):
you got fifty bucks or whatever, show me the mask.
I reached up on her hanger and I pulled off
a broad and I held it up and I said, well,
here's too mask right here, and there's a whole bunch
of them on that rack right there. And I thought
she was going to explode. I cable lot, you violated me,
And assistant manager stepped out from behind the bra section.
(10:20):
She was in laughing tears. Running down her face, and
she said, ma'am, either stop or get out of the store.
Was just playing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's having fun and.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
She's laughing crazy the whole time. And from then on
me and I'm like, yeah, I better watch what I said.
If you get the wrong woman and you accidentally forward
on her, you violate her, You're going jail.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh yeah, you'ld have followed her out of the store
and wearing that bra over your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I gotta act some one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
There's a pair of sish my appreciate the store there, buddy,
you hang on.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
I appreciate y'all. Man, you'll have blessed safe out there.
It ain't too safety.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh buddy, I would cover his whole face. You can
robber store with the put the braw on your head.
Speaker 13 (11:19):
That was That was what almost told her. Was almost older.
Look this double deal fit on that big heads you
got thin. I pushed the button a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Horror already, virtue discussion the better form of valor good work?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Why the money?
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I wear?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Tibe of you a new call all happy boys on
the other side.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Then in twenty minutes call our age.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And murdy one time.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
H m hmmm, good morning.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
It's a make shawl the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It is Friday.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
We're the happy boy.
Speaker 14 (12:38):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubba ima,
happy be boy, Fama, happy be boy.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
Oh we did good when things.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Are going here? We hey, Hey, my.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Little box spot got hit by a car.
Speaker 14 (12:55):
Bubblebubb but it's guys in the box and put him
in a drawer. Bubble a hubble. I'm a happy beat boy.
I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 15 (13:05):
Oh and good when things are going here? We hey hey,
Oh for god, all about it for a month and
(13:26):
a half.
Speaker 14 (13:28):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Because i'ma have.
Speaker 14 (13:32):
To be BOYM have beat boy.
Speaker 15 (13:36):
Oh did good when things are going here?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We hey, hey, good morning big showing the radio, I say,
(14:13):
who's on a desk over red hot this morning?
Speaker 16 (14:17):
Ya ya ya yo. This hip hop telling Incorporated. Peep
this y'all. If y'all on at your party to fizzle,
look on our boys because they are dishizzle to turn
the thing out.
Speaker 17 (14:28):
You know, I ain't playing hot pieces be the cheapest.
Speaker 16 (14:30):
You know what I'm saying. Offer of Jimmy besold here
a hurry so whibout your boosa and hold off for Murray? Pee?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Did you say hip Hop Talent Incorporated?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
You know that's real? What's that my nippers just chilling
like a villain you heard?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 16 (14:54):
Yes see, That's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
But he says the agency needs a hip er immage.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
Well, how how's that going?
Speaker 16 (15:00):
Not too good?
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Hell, well, there's a Sugar Diddy in the harvest.
Speaker 16 (15:06):
Hold on, I'll ax him.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
H J Boy and B Dog too.
Speaker 16 (15:12):
Hey, don't shake that in my grill. You putting the
drawback enough?
Speaker 17 (15:17):
Hold on, gee he comes yo, Yellow Jimbo what not?
Bowie worry.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
I don't think it's hip hop Talent Incorporated. Gammick is
working for you. Man.
Speaker 17 (15:29):
Come on now, why you want to hate on me
like that.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I'm not with tight yo, you're not even clothes.
Speaker 17 (15:36):
Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy. You know. It has been fun in the
last couple of weeks. So this whole getting into this
whole street thing bought an escalade blinged it out with
some low profile spinners. Got a gold tooth being sealed
and closing the hood, rolling up fatties and drinking crystal.
(15:58):
But you know, I just covered something. Being a gangster
is expensive, especially if you're not moving. Fifty thousand CDs.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
A month I heard that.
Speaker 17 (16:07):
I mean, I've blown so much cash trying to be
snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last thirty cents.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
It's jump out there.
Speaker 17 (16:14):
At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of em and m I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you. Guys. Got a big gig coming up
this Saturday morning. Oh yeah, all right, where my driveway.
I'm having a yard seal. I need to unload a
(16:36):
blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal, and two
fatties and a go too.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
We have to get back to your Yeah, I.
Speaker 17 (16:45):
Thought you said that, Hey, let'sten, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on machine called by a machine.
But right now I feel like busting loose and I
feel like touching you. Cain't nobody stop the juice. So baby,
tell me what's the youth? I fed and scared and
hide in here? Shall take off your clothes tail take it.
Speaker 16 (17:06):
I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
Speaker 17 (17:11):
Anything.
Speaker 13 (17:14):
No.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
Speaker 17 (17:17):
A twinkle twinkle, Baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me kind of
shout out to my boy Bobby as Billy and Jimbo.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Holla, good morning, and you got the Big Show on already,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 8 (17:35):
Oh oh, I didn't know.
Speaker 18 (17:38):
I didn't see you there. This is Professor Melwyn Hannah Day,
head of ah oh, head of Big Show Science and
History Division. And you're listening to two boys who are
destined to be history.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
Speaker 19 (17:55):
Yo.
Speaker 9 (17:56):
When I say they'll be I didn't need to apply
a neggad give I.
Speaker 18 (18:00):
I I simply meant that they.
Speaker 20 (18:02):
Oh what did I mean?
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Good morn and it's a big Shaw on the radio.
Speaker 16 (18:44):
All right.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
That's Fridays on Friday morning song turn it up.
Speaker 14 (18:51):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
Speaker 21 (18:57):
That's when sure don't expect your fistel one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 17 (19:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 14 (19:05):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 13 (19:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 9 (19:15):
I hate work, I hate work, I hate work.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
I've been having a very bad name.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Day.
Speaker 5 (19:57):
She's gon.
Speaker 12 (20:00):
And yeah, work.
Speaker 8 (20:17):
Work, work, work, work, work work work?
Speaker 17 (20:20):
Hey man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 7 (20:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
We have a light.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
We just we just work.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Here's here's our fun.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Right, work work work walk work work work work work.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Well.
Speaker 19 (20:35):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
Weekend stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Work, the time when you go out.
Speaker 17 (20:45):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
The weekend, but.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
Things are at their darkest.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Pal, It's a brave man.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
I can kick party, I work, I.
Speaker 17 (20:55):
All is with taste?
Speaker 19 (20:56):
You is.
Speaker 11 (20:59):
Cool?
Speaker 17 (21:02):
Rock five?
Speaker 11 (21:42):
Oh no, I am what today?
Speaker 16 (21:49):
I have a check?
Speaker 19 (21:51):
Pai?
Speaker 12 (21:56):
What?
Speaker 11 (21:56):
What?
Speaker 17 (21:57):
What? What?
Speaker 16 (21:57):
What?
Speaker 7 (21:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (21:58):
What's what's work?
Speaker 19 (22:03):
I'm having less of this.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
played John Boyd Jeopardy for a Happy Heard prize Pike.
Happy Herd makes top quality attractives, minerals, and feed for deer,
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At the Big Show dot coment or coach JBB, you
get a tempersent off checkout hang on you win you
some in minutes. First heading into Charlotte Race on the
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roval this weekend, I'm sorry it's a reflect. I'm still
thinking I can get that ride.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
Hit it.
Speaker 12 (23:00):
Well.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I'm a big, old, rednecked looking guy. I gotta show
on the radio.
Speaker 22 (23:06):
I really want to be a race car driver, but
I'm running kind.
Speaker 11 (23:09):
Of low on dose.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I need a feel Coba man.
Speaker 17 (23:13):
I need a.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
Sponsor with a lot of cash. I need a fel
cole baby. I promise I won't crash.
Speaker 22 (23:20):
I love you, I mean it, got money, I need
it good Goshamighty.
Speaker 3 (23:26):
You know I'm behind house bro I got a love.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I need. If you want to sell bleach your eternal wax,
let me tell you I'm your guy.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
I can do some.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Appearances at the racetrack. I won't cost much to buy.
Speaker 22 (23:46):
I need a beer cabat man.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
I need a sponsor with a lot of dope. I
need to feel cobaby man. My budget's running low.
Speaker 22 (23:55):
I love you, I mean it, I'll drive it, I'll
clean it.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Good god Sha mighty. You know how by high bro
cause a lot of money to goo race get up
the stage. Did I mention I'm also.
Speaker 22 (24:12):
An excellent trumpet player, first chair at Graham High School.
Speaker 8 (24:16):
Jazz man.
Speaker 22 (24:16):
I take these sponsors, whines bar miss bart let me
checking this what seven week?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
My favorite part.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
Where a lot of big ol'he hall looking guy tom
Boy is. Then somebody buy me a real race car.
I put you in the Hall of Fame. I need
a big baby. I need a sponser with a lot
of ask.
Speaker 22 (25:00):
You need a vehicle, baby, I promise I won't crash.
I love you, I mean it, got money. I need
this good Gosha mony.
Speaker 11 (25:12):
You know I'm ba bro.
Speaker 22 (25:22):
I love you, I mean it, I'm driving I clean
it good Gosha Mighty.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
You know how. I'm bye.
Speaker 7 (25:31):
Bro.
Speaker 21 (25:39):
Now go up to stay. I wasn't gonna do another
song for you guys. But now I'm not gonna get
the girl.
Speaker 7 (25:50):
Climb back up.
Speaker 4 (25:52):
We're sorry, just kidding you.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
So I had more energy back then. Never mind, Let's
play John Board Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here, y'all.
So one very dedicated company, the William Marvey Company of St. Paul, Minnesota,
(26:16):
makes and sales essentially every single one of the iconic
signs used to identify this US business profession.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
What is Hooters?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Hooters?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well, no aure making me fair?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You're welcome one eight hundred Big Show you told Freeline,
We go to we get a winner.
Speaker 3 (26:38):
We play John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Next, Good Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio,
(27:08):
rolling due Friday October. The third Alright feature tracking the
Big Show bit Box, come about to have it hurting
dear season, Will Cadbury goes deer hunting ed McKee words
deer hunt hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com And right now, let's play Yes live across America.
It's John Boy Jevin Why and now your host.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
His new truck has a ton of gadgets.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
He says, there's even a button for a rear wiper.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But he's been a little too afraid to try that one,
he shine, What.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Do you think of that?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
A head of Curtis out of Alto, Texas.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Good morning, Curtis, Hey, good morning, first time card. All right,
welcome in here, Curtains, come in hot Molto. So you
got the first shot at John boyd Jebber this morning, Curtis.
So one very dedicated company, the William Marvey Company of
Saint Paul, Minnesota, makes the sales essentially every single one
(28:15):
of the iconic signs used to identify this US business profession.
What you thinking, Curtis, Well, I recognize say I BEM.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I b M out of Saint Paul. Is it the
I B M? I guess they signs are iconic. I'm
still trying to think.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Playing, Curtis. All right, boy, you.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
All right and thank you a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, may well, let's go to Joel. He's in Abbeyville's,
how Carolina. Good morning, Joel, Good morning, John boy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Curtis was thinking I B M. But we're thinking iconic
signs for this US business profession.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So what's you thinking, Joel?
Speaker 17 (29:15):
I'm thinking barber shop poll.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
A barber shop poll. That what it is Randy found
that out in real life. You're right the hard way.
Speaker 23 (29:30):
I bought a I bought one that needed restoring at
an old car show and started researching it on the web,
and they were literally the only company that had the
parts for it. And when I talked to the route,
they said, yeah, we're We're the only company in the
world that sells barber poles today.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well let's let's start a new company. Come on, marking
out there.
Speaker 23 (29:54):
I think there's no competition because there's not that big
a marketplace there.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh god, it's laid again.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well you all, good work on you in Buddy said
to you, the happy herd down to Abbeyville.
Speaker 15 (30:06):
All right, all right, thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Then we get a shout out, Yes, sir, go ahead.
Speaker 17 (30:11):
I want to give a shout out to our savior,
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Had a board. Joe right there with you, my brother.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You hang on with Jackie, all right, Why we're gonna
jump out, catch you a bone.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Your news On the other side.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
I remembering the Rainford segment for this Friday morning and
a brand new play Hide an Wait, m.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
H.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
Robert d kicking off the big show. A lot of
folks getting ready to go to school. Now about this
time of day, many of them have never seen a
manual typewriter. Lotty of the Big Show Office is my
manual typewriter in old underwood works. Well, people come by,
see me, hear me touch typing rapidly on it, and marvel.
Someone left me an instruction book on the touch method
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of typing. There's no date on it, but there are
some dates on sample letters in it. Nineteen forty six.
That was a time not too long ago, when people
still wrote letters before facts is an email, and when
people were much more civil to each other. And the
manual has printed in it some samples of letters showing
the proper form top right hand corner address, first line,
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left margin, salutation, and then the body of the letter
in the closing sincerely yours or cordially of your, cordially
yours and less of course you're doing a business letter.
And then in that left hand corner you put your name, address,
and so on. Anyway, thought i'd bring that up before
somebody calls me on it. Something else you don't see
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on email, sincerely or cordially, and of course, last but
not least, signature the brand that makes it legitimate. Listen
to the tone of these sample letters of social correspondence.
My dear miss Smith, will you and mister Smith give
us the pleasure of your company at dinner on Monday
the seventh at eight o'clock, Sincerely yours and the reply,
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Dear mister Harrigan, we would be very pleased to have
you dine with us on Monday the twelfth at seven o'clock.
If not engaged cordially yours No, here's the reply, My
dear missus Jones gives me great pleasure to accept your
kind invitation to dinner on Monday the seventh at eight
o'clock or breaking the engagement. Mister Jones and I are
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extremely sorry that we're not able to accept your invitation
for the sixth We are for dinner and the theater
on that late. We're pledged for that and lament that
the God see fit to offer us so many more
charming invitations than we are able to accept and profit by.
Mister Jones joins me in kind regards and regrets, Sincerely
yours and it's signed. How about that people were civil
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to each other, and even though a bit more stilted,
we are pledged for a dinner in the theater on
that late and lament that the God see fit to
offer us so many more charming invitations than we're able
to accept and.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Profit by.
Speaker 19 (33:34):
Yes, sir, people used to write letters? How how many
people RSVP? Big complaint of people having a party. People
ignore the RSVP, most don't know what it means. The
favor of a reply is requested, and it's just the
right thing to do. And there's this advice in the manual.
By your letters, they shall know you cordially, yours, Robert
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d Rayferd, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Good Morning ANASABC, shawna radio for your Friday.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
October the third.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Heave on the Playhouse Action.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
Hello friends, your old pal Burn here with another nostril
flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very frugal
man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Hey, how are you? I'm just browsing. Really, I'm trying
to find a gift for our anniversary. My wife.
Speaker 24 (34:58):
It's our fiftieth anniversary and she's kind of insecure about it,
so it's you know, it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Got you, got you, got You? Well, what about some
sexy lacy lingerie.
Speaker 24 (35:08):
Oh yikes, I don't know. I don't think so. She's
not built for it, if you catch my drift.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Well, we have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 24 (35:16):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at her,
and she got that whole back boobs thing going on.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Besides, isn't that stuff kind of pricey? I'm on a budget.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I got you, got You, got You? How about some
lovely stationary that's pretty safe.
Speaker 24 (35:29):
No, I don't think so. See, she's a doctor, so
her handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Got you, got you, got You? How about a designer handbag?
These are all the rage nowadays. Yeah, isn't that out
of your price range? Most likely? So how about some perfume?
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Well, what's that scent you're wearing? That's very alluring?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called Angel drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Holy crap for perfume?
Speaker 8 (36:01):
What's it made out of?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Real angels?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Gotcha?
Speaker 8 (36:04):
Got you?
Speaker 17 (36:04):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Okay, how about this one? It's called mesmerize. Should have
put men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Okay, what the hell? How much this bottle is?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Thirty dollarskes anything else? A little farther down the trough, Well,
we've got this little bottle of boop sweat for only
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Well, the temperature gets about seventy degrees and she makes
her own.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Gotcha, got you?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Got youa?
Speaker 6 (36:28):
So what are you really looking for, sir?
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I think I have just the thing. Here you go.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
What's this a mirror?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Sona? We hope you enjoy John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Got you? Got you?
Speaker 9 (36:55):
Got you do the next time when we'll hear the
crusty old boop sweat moppers say.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Hey, mag man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news weather sports.
Speaker 18 (37:10):
This was Royal, That is the king Veto, slayer of
the visicals, destroyer of the mongol and aggravator of the
Ottoman Empire. All listening to my two royal jests, those
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A rise, a loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington,
A rise water of ten, essence of marp, milk of macdisio.
Speaker 1 (38:16):
Good morning, it's a big showing the radio roll into
the weekend. Rovos raising a Charlotte Motor Speedway this weekend
and the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Here going thse to my who who was all.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Is coming up in minutes on his head and a
race weekend very special taking a special robbery dy raver
the general. It's just Spence on Friday here going.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
I mean, man, there we get that woman do. That's
the way I like it.
Speaker 16 (38:52):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (38:55):
That this is you're one hour alert for John b Ooys.
Wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty nine. I collected
both Carolina Panthers poster created for PSO holders back in
twenty sixteen. Yes, I remember when we were almost good.
I made to the super Bowl twice, got that victory.
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All right, there you go giving it away one hour
it's there at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
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Red Man, Oh who was so heading the race weekend?
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Is it.
Speaker 7 (39:58):
There?
Speaker 10 (39:59):
I was just to hanging around the track singing oh
wow wow w w showing my bit passing, snuck around
the bag singing wow Whowa.
Speaker 22 (40:12):
I felt good, God loud, God loud.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
I felt gook God loud, blending right into the crowd.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
You and I was standing in a garaging.
Speaker 11 (40:24):
And who.
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Found the top secret to product type from DoD singer
Who wow wow wow wow.
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I climbed in.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
Climbed sedge stuff.
Speaker 3 (40:39):
I climbed in, sedged up and I find that sucker.
Speaker 10 (40:42):
Up whoa whoa time stumped on the gn.
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Next thing I knew, I.
Speaker 22 (40:54):
Was spinning like a talked through the infield grass I
came a smile.
Speaker 10 (41:00):
The in car camp singing who. Then I heard the
voice of Ray Apronham saying new bixtubi and what a
dumb thing to do?
Speaker 7 (41:13):
He was?
Speaker 3 (41:14):
He was peel, he was p came out yelling.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
On big Broad.
Speaker 3 (41:23):
Who prom security cod.
Speaker 7 (41:30):
Yes he did?
Speaker 3 (41:31):
And then he called me a noo driving tub on
long case, I don't drive as good as rest of.
Speaker 10 (41:38):
Your dail singing who wo, Billy and Randy had them
coming through my fail singing.
Speaker 1 (41:50):
It cast him a few bucks, It cost him a
few bucks.
Speaker 3 (41:56):
Guess my driving kind of sucks.
Speaker 5 (42:07):
Got you here?
Speaker 3 (42:16):
No good die.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
Alright, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big
shows you told free line across America.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
We'll get a contestant and play next
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on al Rady,
more chances for you to win coming up after your news,
weather and sports.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Good morning, Thiscious Connery, Sean Connery. And you might think
that I'm just another sophisticated yet rugged Scottish movie star,
and you'd be right.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
What's my secret?
Speaker 2 (00:19):
The truth is I can't start my day without listening
to the Big Show with John Boy and Billy crush Me.
They're a lot funnier than Doctor Noan blofeld Oo.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Talking up and at them.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Made it the Friday, first Friday in October, working on
the third today by looking good here on the Big.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Show, I thank you too, take our word for all
radio like it. Alright, then I'm away.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Taylor's looking at pictures of Taylor Swift from her show
Girl movie coming out this weekend, part of her job
at Taylor Taylor News.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Again.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I didn't want to. She doesn't know she got her
got her fiance.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
She donet gone wild, but she always dressed kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But not like that.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Oh no, that's a different bunch of different album covers,
CD covers. She was like, I couldn't pick one picture.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
No, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
That's what she said.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
Yeah, they're kind of I don't know, very vegas.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Illian airs dressed up in outfits like that.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
She's like, I'm thirty five.
Speaker 8 (02:04):
Can I do it now?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Please? I bet she's done it before.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
That is the saddest hypothetical story I have ever heard.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
You're just jealous, Yes I am.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Kansas City won last weekend, so of swords and picking
them to win this weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It mightn't be the Monday game. I have to look
at that.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
But I hadn't spotted Taylor in the booth, you know,
in a box.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
I saw a report that she's snuck into the game.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Okay, all right, so she was on the field.
Speaker 6 (02:38):
No, No, she wasn't pulling to Jordan for Belichick.
Speaker 7 (02:41):
She was.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
She's looking so they didn't know that she was there.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
I guess, Okay, trying to keep it down low. You know,
that's probably a good idea. I'm gonna blame her, like
I already have. The Travis is not playing as well
this year. Right, She's gonna make about twenty four million
this weekend on that movie?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Is that what you kind of figured out.
Speaker 6 (03:02):
Is about that if the movie makes about forty five million,
here uh.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
State side, so good well keeping out now.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
I think she'll be all right. I think a smart businesswoman,
a ticket sale.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I think Travis wanted to stay at home mom for
a wife, though, so I don't know if that's gonna
work out there.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
I think he's gonna be fine retiring and staying at home.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Twenty four million. If your wife can make twenty four
million on a weekend, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
It'd be fine.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, enough of us being jealous.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Let's enjoy its National Boyfriend Day. All right, So y'all
girls and celebrate your boyfriend. Say you make twenty four
million this weekend.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
I bet she'll post something on Instagram. I guess he's
not a boyfriend anymore, though.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
He's one national body language to day. We'll read we'll
read that later. See how they're really getting long here?
Speaker 4 (03:51):
What am I saying? National Manufacturing Day?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
In this National Techies Day? Students are encourage aking entered
a career in technology. You know technology is very popular?
Is right? You need help? There? Rands?
Speaker 10 (04:06):
No?
Speaker 8 (04:07):
Yeah, boy, do we there?
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It is all right?
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There?
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We got three days in thistry saved up.
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We'll get the first prize back out and get that
winning beginning, we are awake, Big shows on the radio.
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Lawyers who ride with Lord Tigers you never ride alone.
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They're going to link to learn all about them at
the Big Show dot com. There's three days in history
where we get three categories and you can win you
some here. October third, it was twenty eighteen. It was
found that two hundred and fifty nine people died taking
selfies since twenty eleven in seven years, according to a
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study of the Journal of Family Medicine Primary Care. Two
hundred and fifty nine not paying the that's crazy man,
all right. Also twenty eighteen. The most expensive whiskey ever,
the McCallan Valero Ademi nineteen twenty six, we sold at
auction in Edinburgh, Scotland, for one point one million dollar.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I never I can't ask anybody how it taste, because
no one can afford.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Her sine one million Scotland.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I guess it was a Scotch.
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Huh, it's a whiskey.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Oh oh, yes, who says it? Yeah, we got it.
Speaker 11 (05:34):
All right.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Finally, twenty twenty one MLB team Cleveland won their last
game under the Indians name, beating the Texas Rangers six oh.
They are now known as the Cleveland Cardigan. That was
four years ago.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
On this day, changed the name.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Can't have that one eight hundred big show you told
free line. Come on, there's a categories, there's a prize pick.
Let's play out bursts. Good morning, It's a big show
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on the radio. Friday, October the third our feature try
for the Big Show big Box. Catberry goes deer Honey,
there's for words deer hunt. Gonna hear the bed box
at the Big Show dot com and right now to
get the.
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Winning outburst, Let's play outburst.
Speaker 10 (06:49):
It's the game that anyone can win, John Boy and
Billy to give.
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The prizes from the big Prize Ber Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
This should really be a lot of fun in your
playing outs.
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Have the hurry up and guess time you love the
best time you have a big shot.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Let's say, hey, you know'm mining you ain't still short jobs?
Speaker 12 (07:20):
We shot.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Good more than Mike.
Speaker 13 (07:30):
Good morning, Johnny, Hell.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Old Buddy, welcome.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
All right, boy, let's get you through these three categories
and get you that gas card, cool swag from Lord Tigers.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You ready to go? I'm ready?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Alright, three places people take a selfie?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Ready to go.
Speaker 13 (07:49):
In a car, in front of a monument, in a restaurant.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Bam, Yeah, I gotta show what you're eating. Everybody's interested.
Give us three things that are stupid expensive.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Ready go, Rolex watch.
Speaker 13 (08:15):
Sports cards.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Alright, Migan, now for the win.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Three Major League Baseball mascots.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Ready go.
Speaker 13 (08:31):
Guardians. I'm sorry, the Guardian, Wrangers and the Brave.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Don know you got it, Mike, big On, prize back,
head down to Yatesville for you body.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Glad you won. Hey, let me mesch this up, Jack,
I go ahead, do you.
Speaker 13 (08:55):
I don't know if I've told you all this story.
I'm a storyteller in my life because I've had so
many stories to tell. But have I told you all
the story about the Mask about way back when the
Mask first came out?
Speaker 3 (09:08):
No, huh, I don't think so, Mike.
Speaker 13 (09:11):
All right, Well, well, I was at a local store.
I won't say which store, but I was at a
local store and I see these two women, and I
know what I went to school with. And they're all
panicking it and she's wearing masks, and so where's her friend?
And then I go and she goes, oh my god,
Trump's gonna make she she painted, this is when Trump
was off his last time. Trump's gonna make she she thinks.
(09:33):
Stopped sending us masks.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
We're gonna die.
Speaker 13 (09:35):
And I said, what are you talking about. Wa ain't
gonna have no mask? I said, there's plenty of masks.
Show me a mask. You got on one, she's got
on one. Yeah, you're really funny, you know that. And
I said, I said, wait a minute, there's plenty of masks.
Show me two more masks. I said, I'll show you
a whole bunch of them, all right, go ahead. I said,
(09:56):
you got fifty bucks or whatever, show me the mask.
I reached up on her hanger and I pulled off
a broad and I held it up and I said, well,
here's too mask right here, and there's a whole bunch
of them on that rack right there. And I thought
she was going to explode. I cable lot, you violated me,
And assistant manager stepped out from behind the bra section.
(10:20):
She was in laughing tears. Running down her face, and
she said, ma'am, either stop or get out of the store.
Was just playing.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
He's having fun and.
Speaker 13 (10:30):
She's laughing crazy the whole time. And from then on
me and I'm like, yeah, I better watch what I said.
If you get the wrong woman and you accidentally forward
on her, you violate her, You're going jail.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh yeah, you'ld have followed her out of the store
and wearing that bra over your mouth.
Speaker 3 (10:55):
I gotta act some one.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
There's a pair of sish my appreciate the store there, buddy,
you hang on.
Speaker 13 (11:05):
I appreciate y'all. Man, you'll have blessed safe out there.
It ain't too safety.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Oh buddy, I would cover his whole face. You can
robber store with the put the braw on your head.
Speaker 13 (11:19):
That was That was what almost told her. Was almost older.
Look this double deal fit on that big heads you
got thin. I pushed the button a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Horror already, virtue discussion the better form of valor good work?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Why the money?
Speaker 14 (11:42):
I wear?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Tibe of you a new call all happy boys on
the other side.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Then in twenty minutes call our age.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
And murdy one time.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
H m hmmm, good morning.
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It's a make shawl the radio.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
It is Friday.
Speaker 4 (12:28):
We're the happy boy.
Speaker 14 (12:38):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bone, says I have my weed bubba ima,
happy be boy, Fama, happy be boy.
Speaker 15 (12:49):
Oh we did good when things.
Speaker 11 (12:51):
Are going here? We hey, Hey, my.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Little box spot got hit by a car.
Speaker 14 (12:55):
Bubblebubb but it's guys in the box and put him
in a drawer. Bubble a hubble. I'm a happy beat boy.
I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 15 (13:05):
Oh and good when things are going here? We hey hey,
Oh for god, all about it for a month and
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a half.
Speaker 14 (13:28):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh.
Speaker 11 (13:32):
Because i'ma have.
Speaker 14 (13:32):
To be BOYM have beat boy.
Speaker 15 (13:36):
Oh did good when things are going here?
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We hey, hey, good morning big showing the radio, I say,
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who's on a desk over red hot this morning?
Speaker 16 (14:17):
Ya ya ya yo. This hip hop telling Incorporated. Peep
this y'all. If y'all on at your party to fizzle,
look on our boys because they are dishizzle to turn
the thing out.
Speaker 17 (14:28):
You know, I ain't playing hot pieces be the cheapest.
Speaker 16 (14:30):
You know what I'm saying. Offer of Jimmy besold here
a hurry so whibout your boosa and hold off for Murray? Pee?
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Did you say hip Hop Talent Incorporated?
Speaker 16 (14:41):
You know that's real? What's that my nippers just chilling
like a villain you heard?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Oh see, I'm not sure this hip hop thing is
really you.
Speaker 16 (14:54):
Yes see, That's what I've been trying to tell Murray.
But he says the agency needs a hip er immage.
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Well, how how's that going?
Speaker 16 (15:00):
Not too good?
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Hell, well, there's a Sugar Diddy in the harvest.
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Hold on, I'll ax him.
Speaker 7 (15:08):
H J Boy and B Dog too.
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drawback enough?
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Bowie worry.
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working for you. Man.
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Come on now, why you want to hate on me
like that.
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I'm not with tight yo, you're not even clothes.
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Yeah, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking.
I'm not a thug. I'm a fifty five year old
Jewish guy. You know. It has been fun in the
last couple of weeks. So this whole getting into this
whole street thing bought an escalade blinged it out with
some low profile spinners. Got a gold tooth being sealed
and closing the hood, rolling up fatties and drinking crystal.
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But you know, I just covered something. Being a gangster
is expensive, especially if you're not moving. Fifty thousand CDs.
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A month I heard that.
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I mean, I've blown so much cash trying to be
snoop Dogg. I'm down to my last thirty cents.
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It's jump out there.
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At this rate, I'll be lucky if I can buy
a bag of em and m I'm so broke. I
can't even afford a box of chicken mc nuggets. Okay,
all right, all right, but hey, I do have good
news for you. Guys. Got a big gig coming up
this Saturday morning. Oh yeah, all right, where my driveway.
I'm having a yard seal. I need to unload a
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blinged out escalade, half a bottle of crystal, and two
fatties and a go too.
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We have to get back to your Yeah, I.
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Thought you said that, Hey, let'sten, let's do the lunch
thing later. Have you on machine called by a machine.
But right now I feel like busting loose and I
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I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes.
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Anything.
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No.
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In fact, you kind of start to freak me out.
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A twinkle twinkle, Baby, twinkle twinkle. Let me kind of
shout out to my boy Bobby as Billy and Jimbo.
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I didn't see you there. This is Professor Melwyn Hannah Day,
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John Boy and Billy on the Big Show.
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Yo.
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When I say they'll be I didn't need to apply
a neggad give I.
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I I simply meant that they.
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Oh what did I mean?
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Good morn and it's a big Shaw on the radio.
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All right.
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That's Fridays on Friday morning song turn it up.
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And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourself
another line of work.
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That's when sure don't expect your fistel one hundred and
six miles to Chicago.
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We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work, I hate work, I hate work.
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I've been having a very bad name.
Speaker 6 (19:45):
Day.
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She's gon.
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And yeah, work.
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Work, work, work, work, work work work?
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Hey man, what are we gonna do?
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Man?
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We got to get out of here.
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We have a light.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
have fun.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's our fun.
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Right, work work work walk work work work work work.
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Well.
Speaker 19 (20:35):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (20:40):
Weekend stay Sunday the time between work and war.
Speaker 11 (20:43):
Work, the time when you go out.
Speaker 17 (20:45):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 5 (20:48):
The weekend, but.
Speaker 17 (20:49):
Things are at their darkest.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Pal, It's a brave man.
Speaker 14 (20:52):
I can kick party, I work, I.
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All is with taste?
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You is.
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Cool?
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Rock five?
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Oh no, I am what today?
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I have a check?
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Pai?
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What?
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What?
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What? What?
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What?
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What?
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What's what's work?
Speaker 19 (22:03):
I'm having less of this.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Good morning Big shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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At the Big Show dot coment or coach JBB, you
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some in minutes. First heading into Charlotte Race on the
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roval this weekend, I'm sorry it's a reflect. I'm still
thinking I can get that ride.
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Hit it.
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Well.
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I'm a big, old, rednecked looking guy. I gotta show
on the radio.
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I really want to be a race car driver, but
I'm running kind.
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Of low on dose.
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I need a feel Coba man.
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I need a.
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Sponsor with a lot of cash. I need a fel
cole baby. I promise I won't crash.
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I love you, I mean it, got money, I need
it good Goshamighty.
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You know I'm behind house bro I got a love.
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I need. If you want to sell bleach your eternal wax,
let me tell you I'm your guy.
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I can do some.
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Appearances at the racetrack. I won't cost much to buy.
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I need a beer cabat man.
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I need a sponsor with a lot of dope. I
need to feel cobaby man. My budget's running low.
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I love you, I mean it, I'll drive it, I'll
clean it.
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Good god Sha mighty. You know how by high bro
cause a lot of money to goo race get up
the stage. Did I mention I'm also.
Speaker 22 (24:12):
An excellent trumpet player, first chair at Graham High School.
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Jazz man.
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I take these sponsors, whines bar miss bart let me
checking this what seven week?
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My favorite part.
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Where a lot of big ol'he hall looking guy tom
Boy is. Then somebody buy me a real race car.
I put you in the Hall of Fame. I need
a big baby. I need a sponser with a lot
of ask.
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You need a vehicle, baby, I promise I won't crash.
I love you, I mean it, got money. I need
this good Gosha mony.
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You know I'm ba bro.
Speaker 22 (25:22):
I love you, I mean it, I'm driving I clean
it good Gosha Mighty.
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You know how. I'm bye.
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Bro.
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Now go up to stay. I wasn't gonna do another
song for you guys. But now I'm not gonna get
the girl.
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Climb back up.
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We're sorry, just kidding you.
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So I had more energy back then. Never mind, Let's
play John Board Jeopardy. Let's jump right in here, y'all.
So one very dedicated company, the William Marvey Company of St. Paul, Minnesota,
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makes and sales essentially every single one of the iconic
signs used to identify this US business profession.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
What is Hooters?
Speaker 4 (26:28):
Hooters?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Well, no aure making me fair?
Speaker 1 (26:34):
You're welcome one eight hundred Big Show you told Freeline,
We go to we get a winner.
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We play John boyd Jeopardy.
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Next, Good Morning. It's a Big Show on the radio,
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rolling due Friday October. The third Alright feature tracking the
Big Show bit Box, come about to have it hurting
dear season, Will Cadbury goes deer hunting ed McKee words
deer hunt hit the Big Box at the Big Show
dot com And right now, let's play Yes live across America.
It's John Boy Jevin Why and now your host.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
His new truck has a ton of gadgets.
Speaker 8 (27:34):
He says, there's even a button for a rear wiper.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
But he's been a little too afraid to try that one,
he shine, What.
Speaker 5 (27:46):
Do you think of that?
Speaker 4 (27:48):
A head of Curtis out of Alto, Texas.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Good morning, Curtis, Hey, good morning, first time card. All right,
welcome in here, Curtains, come in hot Molto. So you
got the first shot at John boyd Jebber this morning, Curtis.
So one very dedicated company, the William Marvey Company of
Saint Paul, Minnesota, makes the sales essentially every single one
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of the iconic signs used to identify this US business profession.
What you thinking, Curtis, Well, I recognize say I BEM.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
I b M out of Saint Paul. Is it the
I B M? I guess they signs are iconic. I'm
still trying to think.
Speaker 7 (28:45):
No.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Playing, Curtis. All right, boy, you.
Speaker 14 (28:54):
All right and thank you a lot.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
All right, may well, let's go to Joel. He's in Abbeyville's,
how Carolina. Good morning, Joel, Good morning, John boy, good morning.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Curtis was thinking I B M. But we're thinking iconic
signs for this US business profession.
Speaker 3 (29:12):
So what's you thinking, Joel?
Speaker 17 (29:15):
I'm thinking barber shop poll.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
A barber shop poll. That what it is Randy found
that out in real life. You're right the hard way.
Speaker 23 (29:30):
I bought a I bought one that needed restoring at
an old car show and started researching it on the web,
and they were literally the only company that had the
parts for it. And when I talked to the route,
they said, yeah, we're We're the only company in the
world that sells barber poles today.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Well let's let's start a new company. Come on, marking
out there.
Speaker 23 (29:54):
I think there's no competition because there's not that big
a marketplace there.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh god, it's laid again.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Well you all, good work on you in Buddy said
to you, the happy herd down to Abbeyville.
Speaker 15 (30:06):
All right, all right, thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
Then we get a shout out, Yes, sir, go ahead.
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I want to give a shout out to our savior,
Jesus Christ.
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Had a board. Joe right there with you, my brother.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
You hang on with Jackie, all right, Why we're gonna
jump out, catch you a bone.
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Your news On the other side.
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I remembering the Rainford segment for this Friday morning and
a brand new play Hide an Wait, m.
Speaker 7 (30:50):
H.
Speaker 19 (31:04):
Robert d kicking off the big show. A lot of
folks getting ready to go to school. Now about this
time of day, many of them have never seen a
manual typewriter. Lotty of the Big Show Office is my
manual typewriter in old underwood works. Well, people come by,
see me, hear me touch typing rapidly on it, and marvel.
Someone left me an instruction book on the touch method
(31:26):
of typing. There's no date on it, but there are
some dates on sample letters in it. Nineteen forty six.
That was a time not too long ago, when people
still wrote letters before facts is an email, and when
people were much more civil to each other. And the
manual has printed in it some samples of letters showing
the proper form top right hand corner address, first line,
(31:48):
left margin, salutation, and then the body of the letter
in the closing sincerely yours or cordially of your, cordially
yours and less of course you're doing a business letter.
And then in that left hand corner you put your name, address,
and so on. Anyway, thought i'd bring that up before
somebody calls me on it. Something else you don't see
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on email, sincerely or cordially, and of course, last but
not least, signature the brand that makes it legitimate. Listen
to the tone of these sample letters of social correspondence.
My dear miss Smith, will you and mister Smith give
us the pleasure of your company at dinner on Monday
the seventh at eight o'clock, Sincerely yours and the reply,
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Dear mister Harrigan, we would be very pleased to have
you dine with us on Monday the twelfth at seven o'clock.
If not engaged cordially yours No, here's the reply, My
dear missus Jones gives me great pleasure to accept your
kind invitation to dinner on Monday the seventh at eight
o'clock or breaking the engagement. Mister Jones and I are
(32:55):
extremely sorry that we're not able to accept your invitation
for the sixth We are for dinner and the theater
on that late. We're pledged for that and lament that
the God see fit to offer us so many more
charming invitations than we are able to accept and profit by.
Mister Jones joins me in kind regards and regrets, Sincerely
yours and it's signed. How about that people were civil
(33:18):
to each other, and even though a bit more stilted,
we are pledged for a dinner in the theater on
that late and lament that the God see fit to
offer us so many more charming invitations than we're able
to accept and.
Speaker 8 (33:31):
Profit by.
Speaker 19 (33:34):
Yes, sir, people used to write letters? How how many
people RSVP? Big complaint of people having a party. People
ignore the RSVP, most don't know what it means. The
favor of a reply is requested, and it's just the
right thing to do. And there's this advice in the manual.
By your letters, they shall know you cordially, yours, Robert
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d Rayferd, John boyn Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
Good Morning ANASABC, shawna radio for your Friday.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
October the third.
Speaker 4 (34:28):
Heave on the Playhouse Action.
Speaker 9 (34:34):
Hello friends, your old pal Burn here with another nostril
flaring edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode
Bargain Hunter Bob. As our story opens, a very frugal
man is looking for an anniversary gift for his wife.
Speaker 6 (34:49):
Well, hello, sir, welcome to Monte Cristo's. How can I
help you?
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
Hey, how are you? I'm just browsing. Really, I'm trying
to find a gift for our anniversary. My wife.
Speaker 24 (34:58):
It's our fiftieth anniversary and she's kind of insecure about it,
so it's you know, it's kind of a big deal.
Speaker 6 (35:04):
Got you, got you, got You? Well, what about some
sexy lacy lingerie.
Speaker 24 (35:08):
Oh yikes, I don't know. I don't think so. She's
not built for it, if you catch my drift.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Well, we have several of the larger sizes.
Speaker 24 (35:16):
Yeah, but I'm gonna have to wind up looking at her,
and she got that whole back boobs thing going on.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
Besides, isn't that stuff kind of pricey? I'm on a budget.
Speaker 6 (35:25):
I got you, got You, got You? How about some
lovely stationary that's pretty safe.
Speaker 24 (35:29):
No, I don't think so. See, she's a doctor, so
her handwriting totally sucks. It's like trying to read the
symbols on the area fifty one spaceships and after all
the printing, that's got to add up some big bucks.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
Got you, got you, got You? How about a designer handbag?
These are all the rage nowadays. Yeah, isn't that out
of your price range? Most likely? So how about some perfume?
Speaker 8 (35:50):
Well, what's that scent you're wearing? That's very alluring?
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Oh, keep your distance, tiger. This is called Angel drift.
It's only fifty dollars a bottle.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Holy crap for perfume?
Speaker 8 (36:01):
What's it made out of?
Speaker 4 (36:02):
Real angels?
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Gotcha?
Speaker 8 (36:04):
Got you?
Speaker 17 (36:04):
Got you?
Speaker 6 (36:04):
Okay, how about this one? It's called mesmerize. Should have
put men in a romantic trance.
Speaker 8 (36:11):
Okay, what the hell? How much this bottle is?
Speaker 6 (36:13):
Thirty dollarskes anything else? A little farther down the trough, Well,
we've got this little bottle of boop sweat for only
fifteen dollars.
Speaker 8 (36:24):
Well, the temperature gets about seventy degrees and she makes
her own.
Speaker 6 (36:27):
Gotcha, got you?
Speaker 8 (36:28):
Got youa?
Speaker 6 (36:28):
So what are you really looking for, sir?
Speaker 8 (36:31):
Well, honestly, I'm just looking for something really cheap.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
I think I have just the thing. Here you go.
Speaker 8 (36:37):
What's this a mirror?
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Sona? We hope you enjoy John Bully and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 6 (36:52):
Stop staring at my cleavage. You sure can't afford that.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
Got you? Got you?
Speaker 9 (36:55):
Got you do the next time when we'll hear the
crusty old boop sweat moppers say.
Speaker 3 (37:00):
Hey, mag man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Good morning to make show us on the radio. Hang
over your local news weather sports.
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This was Royal, That is the king Veto, slayer of
the visicals, destroyer of the mongol and aggravator of the
Ottoman Empire. All listening to my two royal jests, those
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A rise, a loyd of beef, A rise Duke of Ellington,
A rise water of ten, essence of marp, milk of macdisio.
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Good morning, it's a big showing the radio roll into
the weekend. Rovos raising a Charlotte Motor Speedway this weekend
and the playoffs.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Here going thse to my who who was all.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Is coming up in minutes on his head and a
race weekend very special taking a special robbery dy raver
the general. It's just Spence on Friday here going.
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I mean, man, there we get that woman do. That's
the way I like it.
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I like it.
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That this is you're one hour alert for John b Ooys.
Wonderful thing number one hundred and fifty nine. I collected
both Carolina Panthers poster created for PSO holders back in
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I made to the super Bowl twice, got that victory.
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All right, there you go giving it away one hour
it's there at the Big Show dot com.
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Red Man, Oh who was so heading the race weekend?
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Is it.
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There?
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I was just to hanging around the track singing oh
wow wow w w showing my bit passing, snuck around
the bag singing wow Whowa.
Speaker 22 (40:12):
I felt good, God loud, God loud.
Speaker 10 (40:16):
I felt gook God loud, blending right into the crowd.
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You and I was standing in a garaging.
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And who.
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Found the top secret to product type from DoD singer
Who wow wow wow wow.
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I climbed in.
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Climbed sedge stuff.
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I climbed in, sedged up and I find that sucker.
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Up whoa whoa time stumped on the gn.
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Next thing I knew, I.
Speaker 22 (40:54):
Was spinning like a talked through the infield grass I
came a smile.
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The in car camp singing who. Then I heard the
voice of Ray Apronham saying new bixtubi and what a
dumb thing to do?
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He was?
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He was peel, he was p came out yelling.
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On big Broad.
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Who prom security cod.
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Yes he did?
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And then he called me a noo driving tub on
long case, I don't drive as good as rest of.
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Your dail singing who wo, Billy and Randy had them
coming through my fail singing.
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It cast him a few bucks, It cost him a
few bucks.
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Guess my driving kind of sucks.
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Got you here?
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No good die.
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Alright, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight hundred big
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