October 10, 2025 • 45 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all of our usual Friday favorites - plus a tribute song to Dale Earnhardt, Jr. in honor of his birthday.. - Ricky B. Sing “Outta My Way Now”.. - Cadbury chimes in with “Butler’s Paradise”.. - Today’s Playhouse puts us in first class of a passenger filled jet.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for the phone call we got from Robert D. Raiford after he found out we sent him to Phoenix, AZ with a one-way ticket.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps the past week’s NFL action and predicts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
You got a big show on the radio, more chance
for you to win coming up after your news weather
sports Bie.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is Spanjordi arts in.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
After around to Kick the Wolverine.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Good shucks.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Listen got that dole?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was trying something else. He's into the Friday morning.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
I'm not sure if I can make eye contact me yet, so.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Let's just not until you get inside, all right. I'm
just looking straight ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here he goes this Friday and oh it's been a
there's been a week.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, be good.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
That was good right there?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Say what national days you want to celebrate? Angel food
Cake Day? And this cake decorating Day?
Speaker 9 (01:49):
Interesting because you can't really do much to an angel
food cake, that soft se cake.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
It's easy to make one that tastes bad. Right, Oh yeah,
my wife will making an awful one.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
So it's a different batter, I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah, I think she'd left out our substituted. It was awful.
She even admitted that don't eat this.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, it's National Walk to a Park Day, so maybe
you could like walk and throw it away. National Handbag Day.
Carrot in her handbag. Okay, it's all working out, and
it's metric day. If you want to see how much
Coca cola you have in the bottle.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
She measured allar liquids.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh well, we got three days in this are saved up.
Those will be very important. We'll get our winning beginning,
all right. We are wag big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big shows on a radio. Get our first
prize pack out here. We got a blue Emu prize pack.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's a began.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It includes two jars of blue Emu non Greasy Relief
or whatever pains works fast, you won't stay, plus a
tube of PBC o TC itch relief cream. It's fast
prescription strength, itchylf from se bites, poison, ivey, sunburn and more.
PBC otz's safe for the whole family. Little in storing
(03:07):
online in Walmart, Amazon, nother fine retailer. Three days in
History where we got our categories for.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Game right here?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Ok, I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
October tenth, nineteen seventy six. Dmitrion your danderness. Well, set
of record.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He's in Athens, Greece.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, by finishing a twenty six mile marathon in seven
hours thirty three minutes. Well, well that sounds kind of
long for one of those record marathons. Well, Dmitrion was
ninety eight years old. What ninety eight run twenty six miles.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
And you complained about walking from the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well it's a long way, it is.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
He's not ninety eight, yes, right, all.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Right, there you go, Dimitrion.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let's move up to nineteen ninety two thirty pound meteorite
crashed through Michelle Knapps nineteen eighty Chevy parked outside her
home in Peakskll, New York. She heard the crash and
found a huge crater beneath her demolished car. Wow, right
on her thirty pounds falling from space. It picks up
(04:20):
a lot of speed. I said, okay, that.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
It wasn't in the car.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No kidding, right, Chevy, right, No.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Five.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
A Dutch burglar got quite a surprise. Hell, I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
We found the corpse of an eighty nine year old
woman in a house. He broke into. The burger left
a home and called police. Anonymously to report he was
a burglar and had found a corpse.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Uh, you might want to go check that out, said
the woman had been dead for some time. But I'm
sure the Dutch burglar.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
There's a dude.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'll practice, lady, he died scream.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There's our three categories, so let's do it one eight
hundred Big shows you told free line We play out
birds next.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
For your Friday, October tenth and our future track from
the Big Show mid Box. I can cause dating service
all right, just in time for the weekend. It words
dating service hit a midbox at the Bigshow dot com ups,
let's play upburst.
Speaker 11 (05:53):
It's the game that anyone can win. Shon boys, duly
give you from the Big Prize Band, Let's go contested
number one.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
This should really be a lot of fun playing out.
Speaker 11 (06:11):
Have the urry up and guest time you love the
best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Raw from Woodsville, Live up Bama Shots You ain't it?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Ralph?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Hey, good morning, Ralph? Oh why man, my baby, my baby,
my baby? That Ralph?
Speaker 13 (06:41):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh Ralph, I can't believe you ate the whole thing.
Remember that commercial.
Speaker 14 (06:51):
I heard a click.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, I think I did that, Ralph. Are you there?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
M He said he didn't come here to be made
sport up, So.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm sorry, Ralph, you really didn't need the whole thing.
All right, Okay, Jackie's on your side. Okay, let's see
we got him.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Here is that you? Ralph?
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Yeah, good morning, big show.
Speaker 14 (07:11):
How are you going?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Now we are we are optimal.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Ready to go, man, let's get you outstanding?
Speaker 15 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Here we go, Ralph in five seconds seconds not going time?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
All right, I got it. Three things you need to
go on a run?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ready, music, huge water, all right, each their own, now, Ralph,
we need three Chevy vehicles ready go?
Speaker 16 (07:44):
Oh tis all right, yes, Corado, Corvette and Tahoe.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And for the wind.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Three things you do anonymously, Ready go san.
Speaker 14 (07:58):
Flowers on eight money.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh my god, it's this on some one Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So usually Rauph's out there in his life down in
Woodville out now snitching.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Good work, Ralph.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They're gonna blue em you prize back head down the
Woodville for you.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How standing guys, Thank you so much, first time calling.
Let it go with a buddy. Oh he's snitching.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All
ride about twenty minutes. We're gonna have some fun with
cad Berry. Let's get in the bottom of Iron News.
Don't pull anything else up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Down my butt.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
That's the world.
Speaker 16 (08:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
OK, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(09:32):
It is Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
First day Fridays.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
We like to call all lie.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
How many boys out?
Speaker 17 (09:38):
Let's do.
Speaker 18 (09:47):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my weird bubb.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
I'm gonna happen to be boy. I happen to be boy.
Oh we didn't good one.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Things are going here?
Speaker 14 (10:01):
We hey?
Speaker 18 (10:02):
Hey, my little box pot got hit my car ubble
hubbub a hubble but its guns in the box and
put him in a drawer.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
I'ma have beat boy. I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Oh in and good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
Hey hey, oh for god, all about it for a
month and a half. Hubbs.
Speaker 18 (10:37):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
because i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
Ima have me boy? Oh in the good? When things
are going here?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
We hey, Hey, your morning. It's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
More adventures with Me and Canbury this morning, hot Dog Canbury,
this is gonna be the best birthday you've ever had.
Speaker 19 (11:30):
It has to be better than last year's birthday. Surprised
never been to a backshaving contest.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I didn't hear you complaining when we won, and.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You held up in no time, So quit squalkin.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
How do you tolerate me?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I went all out this year? Do you know the
kind of strings I had to pull again? Front row seats?
Speaker 20 (11:51):
Yes, I'd be more enthusiastic if we were at the
theater or the symphony, sir, But I can't say that
I'm abulliant to be front and center at M Biggins.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This just happens to be the number one gentleman's club
in the Track County area.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
Sir.
Speaker 19 (12:08):
Don't you find it demeaning to yourself and these young
ladies by oogling them in a liquor saturated spectacle of
debauchery and hormonal agitation?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I might if I knew what that meant. Thinking, I
hope you don't mind the hammerdizer tagging along. He doesn't
get out much worries.
Speaker 20 (12:32):
You don't say I wouldn't mind, sir, But he's been
quaffing libation after libation, and if you don't mind my saying,
he seems to be becoming a tad excitable sir.
Speaker 17 (12:43):
What do you mean, my gright, we're gonna save Joinkys
lots and lots of the jokists.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Gilly how John boy?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
How many jesticles do you.
Speaker 17 (12:59):
Think we're going to.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I hope it's a.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Lot and even numbers only, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You boys want another round club soda for me, madam,
I'll have a diet coke.
Speaker 21 (13:14):
I'll have another triple slowly with a splash in memoria
hat a twist, and don't forget to put splend on
the real.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Speaker 20 (13:26):
Mister Haberdasher. Perhaps you should pace yourself regarding your alcohol consumption.
After all, the night is young.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh don't you were in church Hill.
Speaker 21 (13:36):
I can handle it, Helen her macle No, Kenrick, because
there's some sweater poppy loosen here.
Speaker 19 (13:48):
So perhaps we can move back a little. Do we
have to send so close?
Speaker 17 (13:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I guess we could move back a little.
Speaker 17 (13:55):
I can't see too far without my glasses.
Speaker 19 (13:57):
Well, unless you hadn't noticed you're wearing your glasses.
Speaker 21 (14:00):
I'm gonna have to pack them off with my fog up,
and they're gonna fall up.
Speaker 17 (14:05):
He's gonna get steam in here, Gully.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Sae Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
This is the sort of thing you need to be
coming in with. Oh sir, I have a bad feeling
about this, the haberdasher.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The guy's harmless. Just don't let him check your in
save if you.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 22 (14:24):
Here you go, fellas soda water for the penguin, a
gay cola for Bigfoot, and a diavetic coma for the nerd.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Drink up.
Speaker 23 (14:33):
Okay, you horny juggalos, this time to welcome our first
and lady to the stage this evening, Just in time.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Those he bleserves my two favorite things. I'll have a
horny favorite things, I know, Gully.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
I put your sweaty little meatthooks together from this minage Detroit.
Speaker 19 (14:58):
Oh my, she is a big girl bravosa.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Like I said, Cadbury, the best birthday ever? Were there
bottles of joy over here? It's easy there, haberdasher.
Speaker 19 (15:16):
Mister haberdasher, flee sit down. You are making a spectacle
of yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No I'm not well, that's not a back.
Speaker 22 (15:25):
Oh Nellie.
Speaker 24 (15:26):
The haberdasher is on stage and he's disrobing gully. At
least he left his boattown.
Speaker 17 (15:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
He can really move you like a dollar to put
in his goddess a haberdasher. This is Cadbury's birthday and
you're ruining it.
Speaker 21 (16:00):
Okay, you close want to pull the six flags guy
off the stage.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Don't you have a bouncer? Come on, Canbury, we need
to do something, Canbury. We gotta stop him.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Really, sir.
Speaker 19 (16:20):
You know every time we go out, I wind up
in jail, in the hospital, man handled by a drunk girl,
or pecked by a giant bird.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Jes, what's your point.
Speaker 25 (16:34):
My point is, for once it's not happening to me,
and I must say it's a wonderful feeling. Let's just
sit here and be a family. Best birthday ever, Best
birthday ever?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Say sometimes, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio. More chances for you, the wind coming up
after your news.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 26 (17:09):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated time
men rock Limball, Jawn Hannity Neil Board, they're snow on
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the roof. There's a fire in the party. It's getting
hot in here. I take off all my clothes. Who
I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Good morning, Make Show's on the radio Friday, October the tenth.
You having a birthday today, you're sharing one with Junior
Brody nicecars Dale earn Hart Junior fifty one.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Years old today. It don't seem like it wasn't any
time ago.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
When the daddy Dale brought him in the Big Show
studio when was uptown Charlotte and just gave him a
book about business to read. He said, I don't want
to read that. No, got no business man. Listen to
your daddy. He's iron heart.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Everything's all right, man.
Speaker 19 (18:55):
Now look at him pretty well, dude, you all right?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Happy day Dell earn Hard jor by a little celebratory
song from the Junior Nation band they got to play
down on the Junior's farm.
Speaker 21 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (19:32):
Well, see other morning at the grocery store, I met
a man I never seen before to change.
Speaker 19 (19:40):
My whole life forevermore.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Said he was Dell Junior's right hand man.
Speaker 23 (19:49):
Heard men Neborn had a rocking band he asked us
to play, said he pants a grand and I said
the less goal.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
That's go, that's go. Let's go down to Junior's farm.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
We're I want a layload load life, highlight, won't Let's.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Go take me out of Junior's farm. Take it out
due all right?
Speaker 16 (20:17):
We know look here.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That fagers go tex someth beside.
Speaker 17 (20:23):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
We put the equipment in.
Speaker 23 (20:29):
The party bus, drove out the juniors and canaplelus. The
man himself was awaiting for us. We set the stuff
up right there in the yard. We crank it up
and then we rock get hard.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
We played all night and.
Speaker 27 (20:49):
Didn't get tar.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go Lasgow down to Junior's farm.
Out all lay load, lo live, hide, life, won't last.
Go take me out of Junior's farm. Let's go. Let's
go down to Junior's farm.
Speaker 21 (21:10):
Go.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I put on the show, hard up, mind on messlough,
take me out of Junior's farm.
Speaker 27 (21:20):
Everybody tag along. Junior had a get o bunch of
boys out there and brace yourself. There was some good
looking girls.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
To what in particular I'd.
Speaker 16 (21:36):
Like to tell you about which I would do say
as it comes back.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Around, I get talking.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
All right.
Speaker 23 (21:45):
Wow, I had a little hobby named Denise.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
She was smoking.
Speaker 23 (21:50):
She was filled to please, five foot five with thirty
sixteen watch.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Not to light.
Speaker 23 (21:58):
She drove a heavy sheev before by four, she said
her daddy on the leak the store.
Speaker 16 (22:05):
Now, who could ask for anything more?
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So that's goal, that's goal.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Let's go. Let's go down to Junior's farm with.
Speaker 19 (22:16):
All her loa, live high live, well.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Let's go chase me out of Junior's farm.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Let's go down to Junior's farm, going up put on
the show hide I mind, I don't mean slow. Take
me out of juniors far spot.
Speaker 23 (22:38):
Everybody tag along, take me out of the junior spa.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Jror.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
If you're listen, it was a strong group, hoss, appreciate
you letting.
Speaker 23 (22:56):
A bunch of old farts man out into the big
man's work.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Wasn't no.
Speaker 13 (23:00):
We can taxt Monday for that.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Night, But our precious memories will last a lifetime. And
that's treaming enough for it.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And they says it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Never says, if you find them underwear.
Speaker 18 (23:15):
Just toss it.
Speaker 19 (23:17):
Hollow for you this weekend, And Hosius.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Say good morning. I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We played John Boyd Jevert. They for one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of Bull's not cleaning products. Of course
it's made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving
and bulls not make sure they look good doing it.
You can find bulls Nott and truck stops across America.
Download that app ease it, pease it when you click
on it. When you hit the Big Show dot com.
There's a Friday morning song getting the stoops out of
(23:51):
the way protests and getting.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
To work and getting the weekend from Riggie.
Speaker 13 (23:55):
Be stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow
and because it being drama, not hunking, but I really
really water. If you don't get moving, gonna put her
in trauma. She goes lower and it's making be badder.
All the coffee is streaming on my bladder. Gotta find
(24:18):
some play the making bladder rolling down my window, streaming
cockward at her old hag.
Speaker 19 (24:23):
And a hook that's a sheet.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have
to go change my Khaki puts it up. My car
all covered in petee.
Speaker 23 (24:33):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of a.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Way, now out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Now it paints the little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express lane.
Let's the twelvineum seems burned down plate follow in rules,
don't take half a break.
Speaker 19 (24:51):
But the guy in front, I mean you're driving me insane.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
He's a typical yump being douchebag, probably very to sucker
mom that night. Cats a it starting ten sank I'm
a bull and he's waving a red flank fire fencing
breckers two for his soup fund Still kiss you the
one't be his poop pund You know what puser gotta
beat gray poopun penny pulls out a big bunch of
coup punds.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way.
Speaker 22 (25:22):
Now.
Speaker 19 (25:22):
I'm not sure you heard me, so I say it again.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Fool out of a way, out of away, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way out
of a way, now, out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way. Now, why I'm a
straight up firecracker gonna blow up son.
Speaker 19 (25:40):
After a long day.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
This was a mast straw, the rope clocked by a
group of antieth pump got the masters. The girl's been
no brock and they don't move, going through them like
a bus stop. Baby's all dumber than a pant stump
each month, Canna, i q a forest gump. They hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump. They're all lining
up to be a human beef buk. Just then, a
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pimple faced color brand reaches in my car trying to
take my maga hat. HiT's my window when the loutville
slug man.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Thanks to him, I got.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Something to aim and out of a way, out of
a way, out of away, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
Now.
Speaker 19 (26:19):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Bob, I will.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Kind of work again.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again. Person going to
meet you, Lucy r is the one who's gonna see
you about that time in walks fat least fat. Lisa
is a local whiteload. Smells like a county fair comboat,
got a double chin like a swamp toad.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
She's so picture.
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Got her own damn sip coat at the counter. They
can of her mine, smelling like a run port rine.
Now the dumpskang is holding up the line gets a
cattle pride, and I stick at.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Them or behind out of a way. I'm away out
of the way, now away out of away, out of
the way. Now I'm away out of my way, out
a way.
Speaker 19 (27:06):
Now you pick the wrong date to push my fucks. Babe,
gottam a way.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Now out of a way, now out of my way, now.
Speaker 19 (27:16):
Out of my way.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Down, I'm out of my way, out of my way.
Speaker 19 (27:19):
Now away out of a way, out of my way.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Now, damn Ricky, chuck you that way, you get out
of my way.
Speaker 19 (27:34):
Then I think I marry. I'm away now out of
my way, than said, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I think they get it.
Speaker 27 (27:45):
All right.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Out of my way, y'all get a job. We go
somewhere else. What no way are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Thank you? Ricky?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Me not you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
You're fine all right.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Let's play John boy Jemmery shall we need to review
yesterday's question. We found out lots of familiar sayings are
shortened over time, like we were talking happy as a clam.
It sounds a little weird now, but back when people
said the whole phrase, it ended with these three words.
Speaker 19 (28:11):
At high tide, happy as a clam, at high time.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You go Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen eighty two,
Americans spent more than six billion dollars on this national obsession,
more than all the Las Vegas casinos and movie theaters combined.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
What is porn?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Porn?
Speaker 17 (28:34):
Two?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
No, don't even know?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Don't my bad?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Make let me picture your naked again?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
My bad?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's your fault, all right?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Nineteen eighty two, what could that be? One eight hundred?
Big Show you told free line? We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next,
(29:21):
Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio for
your Friday. I featured track from the Big Show Big Box.
I can calls dating service.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
He was dating service when you.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Hit the bid box at the Big Show dot com
there right now, let's play Jills live across America.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's John Boy, Jeffardy and now your host.
Speaker 28 (29:42):
I overheard him telling Jackie he saw a coyote on
his way to work.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Jackie asked him, how do you know it was on
its way to work?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Peez, John boyd.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Real far from the.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I say hey to Mark out of Canton, North Carolina. Hey,
Mark has everything up in the mountains this morning.
Speaker 14 (30:07):
It's good John Boy. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Man, glad you in here, buddy. All right, Well let's
see what you got. But John Boy, Jeopardy was nineteen
eighty two. Mark, Americans spent more than six billion dollars
on this national obsession, more than all the Las Vegas
casinos and movie theaters combined. What's you thinking, buddy?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
This it's gonna be the Atari Gaming system?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
The Atari Gaming system. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh those range I know you're the research scientist, but
that's not okay, good, I mean not good for Mark.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
But yeah, we got it. Hey, Mark, We appreciate you playing, buddy.
All right, thank you have a great day.
Speaker 29 (30:51):
Man.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
All right, thank your first time caller.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
All right, Bud, where go?
Speaker 14 (30:54):
Man?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
That happened again for you?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Then, well let's go to Eric.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He's in our Phiadelphia, Arkansas. Good morning, Eric, good morning,
good morning, buddy. All right, So Atari Gaming Systems guess
that's not it like we are close. What you thinking, buddy, Well,
let's see show us pac Man.
Speaker 30 (31:20):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's not our Mark Packer. That's a the pac Man game.
Pac Man was also named Time Magazines Man of the Year,
and it cost.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
A national shortage of quarters. They're all ending up at
the arcades. Well, by the way, you ever run into
a quarter that's been painted red?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Yeah, you know what that's for?
Speaker 28 (31:51):
Uh huh Okay, if you have a bar or run
a juke box, a place where a jukebox is every
now and then, you don't want the music to stop.
So if the patrons aren't putting money, and the bartender can,
and he paints those quarters red so that the jukebox
owner knows to give them back.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What about it?
Speaker 19 (32:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Did you know that?
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
No, sir?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, Well, Randy's gonna call you up and test
you on that.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Later.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
We're gonna put you on old buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with your one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull Snod for your prize.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
By congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Thanks sir, Way about the hour top of your news.
On the other side, we have our Friday morning, remembering
rain looking forward.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
To big shows on the radio.
Speaker 30 (33:14):
Seems every newspaper, news, magazine, TV show has a story
about how Americans are so much in debt, still using
their credit cards like play money until time to pay
what they've charged. It does seem with so many stories
about this pitfall, people would learn CBSTV had a story
on that over the weekend, and they're not saving even
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though there are just as many stories about what you'll
need to retire on neither a borrower nor a lender.
B don't know who said that, another who said interest
never sleeps, nor sickens or dies wants in debt. Interest
is your companion every minute of the day and night.
So why are so many Americans violating all those rules
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of solvent living, letting their wants get ahead of their needs?
Egged on by advertisements for expensive automobiles and stuff, lifestyles
that were once reserved for only those who had the
money to pay for them, not put at all on
a credit card. Here's a man, thirty year old construction worker.
He and his thirty eight year old wife fell way
behind as they borrowed to buy pickup trucks. He has
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bought or least four in the past five years. He says,
I like trucks. They make them so good looking. I
see a good looking truck and I just have to
have it. Here's another Thirty eight year old makes thirteen
dollars an hour doing back office work in a bank
while supporting a wife and two children. Moved into a
big house in a neighborhood with many doctors, lawyers, and
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professional people. He used credit cards to furnish the home
with things like his neighbors had in theirs. Twice. He
used his home equity loan to pay off his credit
card debts. Twice. He ran up big credit card bills again.
When his debts reached thirty thousand dollars and he ran
out of home equity, he filed for bankrupt More and
(35:01):
more Americans are turning to debt to pay for lifestyles
their incomes can't support. Is that you tain't me? Robert
d Rayford Solomon, one of the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
We are in the playhouse, Old Lessac. Hello friends, you're
old pal.
Speaker 13 (35:52):
Burt Bird here with another sinus shriveling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 19 (35:57):
Today's episode won a bet.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
As our story opens, a study lawyer is talking on
the phone as she boards her flight to Houston.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
I know, I know, I'll get off the phone before
take off.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
I know the law.
Speaker 22 (36:10):
I'm a lawyer. I'll run along, toss some peanuts to
the monkeys and coach. Sorry, Marla, the help was interrupting me.
Of course, I'm sitting at first glass. Who's sitting next
to me?
Speaker 6 (36:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Let's see.
Speaker 22 (36:24):
Oh my, it's some hay seed in a maga hat.
I'm gonna have some fun. I'll call you when I land. Hello,
I think I'm sitting next to you.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh no, you ain't.
Speaker 19 (36:36):
What do you mean you ain't sitting You're standing next
to me.
Speaker 9 (36:41):
This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 19 (36:43):
What was that I said? You look like fun?
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Ooo?
Speaker 13 (36:45):
You got that right, Sugar breeches. Just wait till that
drake car comes around. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
I can't wait. I'm Lily Peace, and.
Speaker 19 (36:55):
You are claude tilbore in the flesh. Please to meet you,
Miss Lily.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Fly first class.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Oh shoot no, they oversold the cheap seats and I
got bumped up here. Lucky, I guess lucky.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Huh say, would you like to play a game?
Speaker 19 (37:09):
What like spin the bottle?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Maybe later?
Speaker 22 (37:15):
Let's ask each other questions. If you don't know the
answer to my question, you owe me five dollars.
Speaker 19 (37:20):
Whoo, I don't know five dollars. That's in my state.
Speaker 22 (37:24):
Yeah, but if I can't answer your question, I'll pay
you one hundred dollars a c note.
Speaker 19 (37:31):
H Bang, you got a deal. Fare away.
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Let's start with an easy one, shall we. What's the
distance from the Earth to the moon?
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Ooh, dang uh, well it's got to be more than
a couple hundred miles. Well, shoot, I can't say for sure.
Dang namit. Here's five dollars.
Speaker 18 (37:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (37:49):
Now it's your turn.
Speaker 19 (37:50):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Uh okay, what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four? Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:58):
Okay, let me think you got me?
Speaker 19 (38:01):
Here you go?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Howey do, mister Franklin?
Speaker 19 (38:05):
We going to Applebee's tonight?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
So what was the answer?
Speaker 19 (38:08):
Oh? Hell, I don't know. Here's five books. We hope
you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh, miss Lily, Oh?
Speaker 8 (38:22):
Undo?
Speaker 19 (38:23):
The top two bucks?
Speaker 13 (38:24):
Whoa tune in next time? When we hear Lily's friend
Marla trying to raise her bail money. Say hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. And more
Big Show right.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Around the corner.
Speaker 15 (38:40):
Well, I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit,
and I like to listen to John Boys and Billy
and they're Big Show.
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I like the way they talk.
Speaker 15 (38:49):
We're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning. Ain't gotten the gage.
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So I'm lucky Alabama fan. We'll find out who it
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the Big Show dot com on FUM with Cadbury's has
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had him on earlier about Butler's paradise. It is a
paradise around here.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
The Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Yeah, you know,
would take request Butler's paradise from Cadbury, not my buddy
Joe Butler either.
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Okay, it'll all make sense. And this is a second.
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Nijoe Cadbury, would you please approach the bench of course,
your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged with battery,
disorderly conduct and destruction of public property. This is not
your first appearents before this court, Sir, this seems highly
had a character for you.
Speaker 19 (41:17):
Now what do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Well, perhaps this will enlighten you, sir.
Speaker 13 (41:29):
As I stand on the deck Hetter Boger Branch Ranch.
I take a long, deep breadth of the manure stend
how to wind up here? Did something go wrong? Let
me fill you in with this rap song. Now, I've
never served a man who more deserved it. He treats
me like family. You know that's unheard of. To serve
and protect is my chosen way of life. That goes
(41:51):
for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm always
on call.
Speaker 19 (41:55):
Because I have to be. Some days I don't even
have time to pee.
Speaker 13 (41:59):
Fool, can't say every second He's a total joy until
I kicked someone's ass. Who's messing with John boy.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Life?
Speaker 19 (42:08):
Living in a butler paradise?
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Keep living his.
Speaker 29 (42:13):
Whole life living in a Butler's paradise.
Speaker 13 (42:17):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hoodeville dream.
Speaker 19 (42:29):
I'm a Rhodes.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
Scholar jet with an educated mind, cadhere to the States
to see what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi,
master of the butlering art, no just the right in.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Sense to cover parts.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
I'm a Chateaubrion off Brunswick stew I can fold fitted sheets,
and when i'm prew I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to beat a feaces.
Speaker 31 (42:53):
Tell me how the hell is he so swell waity
that foot on, that be dumb bell. Ben's spending all.
Speaker 19 (43:07):
Here that I am living in.
Speaker 29 (43:09):
The Butler's Paradise. Keep living his whole life living in
the Butler's paradise. It's not about the money, it's not
about the power. It's about reminding sir he should probably
take a shower.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
It's living to your word.
Speaker 19 (43:25):
And taking a stamp.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Sometime it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They
say it's not consistent with the butler away. But I'll
take this way of life.
Speaker 19 (43:34):
I have any damn day.
Speaker 20 (43:35):
Of course.
Speaker 19 (43:36):
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
the skinny dip with country girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Ben's spending all my life.
Speaker 29 (43:44):
Living in the Butler's Paradise. A bottle of breaking goods,
salt ice. Living in in the Butler's Paradise, Stay for
breakfast nineteenth nice living in the Butler's Parade. Don't have
to ask me quite Living in the blood Sparondo help me?
Speaker 19 (44:07):
Hell is he so swell waiting?
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Had that fun on that big dumb baill?
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Just my hell?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
Can he not tell it's not my Nord? But John
boy he.
Speaker 20 (44:28):
Smells Okay, I get it in case dismissed many thanks
(44:48):
your honor.
Speaker 19 (44:49):
Now, mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying
some pocket ticket?
Speaker 13 (44:55):
Johnna has birds?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Alright, alright, let's help tighter up and play Beating Blonde
one eight hundred big shows you told free Line.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
We'll get a contestant, and then a contestant, and then.
Speaker 9 (45:10):
We'll prow It's gonna regret were crowded.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
They'll do it next
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
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This is Spanjordi arts in.
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All today from Hammer Langerford, Norway.
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After around to Kick the Wolverine.
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There's nothing like sitting back, drinking a great big hairring
smoothie and listening to the Big Show with John Boy
and Beiley. There's a bond in this one.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Good shucks.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Listen got that dole?
Speaker 6 (01:13):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I was trying something else. He's into the Friday morning.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
I'm not sure if I can make eye contact me yet, so.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Let's just not until you get inside, all right. I'm
just looking straight ahead.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Here he goes this Friday and oh it's been a
there's been a week.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Yeah, be good.
Speaker 8 (01:37):
That was good right there?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Say what national days you want to celebrate? Angel food
Cake Day? And this cake decorating Day?
Speaker 9 (01:49):
Interesting because you can't really do much to an angel
food cake, that soft se cake.
Speaker 7 (01:54):
It's easy to make one that tastes bad. Right, Oh yeah,
my wife will making an awful one.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
So it's a different batter, I guess.
Speaker 7 (02:03):
Yeah, I think she'd left out our substituted. It was awful.
She even admitted that don't eat this.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Well, it's National Walk to a Park Day, so maybe
you could like walk and throw it away. National Handbag Day.
Carrot in her handbag. Okay, it's all working out, and
it's metric day. If you want to see how much
Coca cola you have in the bottle.
Speaker 9 (02:25):
She measured allar liquids.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh well, we got three days in this are saved up.
Those will be very important. We'll get our winning beginning,
all right. We are wag big shows on the radio.
Good morning, Big shows on a radio. Get our first
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History where we got our categories for.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Game right here?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Ok, I got it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
October tenth, nineteen seventy six. Dmitrion your danderness. Well, set
of record.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
He's in Athens, Greece.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, by finishing a twenty six mile marathon in seven
hours thirty three minutes. Well, well that sounds kind of
long for one of those record marathons. Well, Dmitrion was
ninety eight years old. What ninety eight run twenty six miles.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
And you complained about walking from the parking lot.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well it's a long way, it is.
Speaker 9 (03:51):
He's not ninety eight, yes, right, all.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Right, there you go, Dimitrion.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Let's move up to nineteen ninety two thirty pound meteorite
crashed through Michelle Knapps nineteen eighty Chevy parked outside her
home in Peakskll, New York. She heard the crash and
found a huge crater beneath her demolished car. Wow, right
on her thirty pounds falling from space. It picks up
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a lot of speed. I said, okay, that.
Speaker 9 (04:22):
It wasn't in the car.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
No kidding, right, Chevy, right, No.
Speaker 10 (04:27):
Five.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
A Dutch burglar got quite a surprise. Hell, I'm surprised.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
We found the corpse of an eighty nine year old
woman in a house. He broke into. The burger left
a home and called police. Anonymously to report he was
a burglar and had found a corpse.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Uh, you might want to go check that out, said
the woman had been dead for some time. But I'm
sure the Dutch burglar.
Speaker 10 (04:54):
There's a dude.
Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'll practice, lady, he died scream.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
There's our three categories, so let's do it one eight
hundred Big shows you told free line We play out
birds next.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
For your Friday, October tenth and our future track from
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let's play upburst.
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This should really be a lot of fun playing out.
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best time you love a big shots.
Speaker 12 (06:20):
Raw from Woodsville, Live up Bama Shots You ain't it?
Speaker 8 (06:32):
Ralph?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Hey, good morning, Ralph? Oh why man, my baby, my baby,
my baby? That Ralph?
Speaker 13 (06:41):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Oh Ralph, I can't believe you ate the whole thing.
Remember that commercial.
Speaker 14 (06:51):
I heard a click.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, I think I did that, Ralph. Are you there?
Speaker 7 (06:56):
M He said he didn't come here to be made
sport up, So.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm sorry, Ralph, you really didn't need the whole thing.
All right, Okay, Jackie's on your side. Okay, let's see
we got him.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Here is that you? Ralph?
Speaker 8 (07:10):
Yeah, good morning, big show.
Speaker 14 (07:11):
How are you going?
Speaker 8 (07:12):
All right?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Now we are we are optimal.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Ready to go, man, let's get you outstanding?
Speaker 15 (07:18):
All right?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Here we go, Ralph in five seconds seconds not going time?
Speaker 4 (07:26):
All right, I got it. Three things you need to
go on a run?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Ready, music, huge water, all right, each their own, now, Ralph,
we need three Chevy vehicles ready go?
Speaker 16 (07:44):
Oh tis all right, yes, Corado, Corvette and Tahoe.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And for the wind.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Three things you do anonymously, Ready go san.
Speaker 14 (07:58):
Flowers on eight money.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Oh my god, it's this on some one Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
So usually Rauph's out there in his life down in
Woodville out now snitching.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Good work, Ralph.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
They're gonna blue em you prize back head down the
Woodville for you.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
How standing guys, Thank you so much, first time calling.
Let it go with a buddy. Oh he's snitching.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. All
ride about twenty minutes. We're gonna have some fun with
cad Berry. Let's get in the bottom of Iron News.
Don't pull anything else up.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Down my butt.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
That's the world.
Speaker 16 (08:51):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
OK, good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
(09:32):
It is Friday.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
First day Fridays.
Speaker 7 (09:35):
We like to call all lie.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
How many boys out?
Speaker 17 (09:38):
Let's do.
Speaker 18 (09:47):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day,
feeling in my bones, says I have my weird bubb.
Speaker 14 (09:55):
I'm gonna happen to be boy. I happen to be boy.
Oh we didn't good one.
Speaker 8 (10:00):
Things are going here?
Speaker 14 (10:01):
We hey?
Speaker 18 (10:02):
Hey, my little box pot got hit my car ubble
hubbub a hubble but its guns in the box and
put him in a drawer.
Speaker 14 (10:10):
I'ma have beat boy. I'm a happy boy.
Speaker 8 (10:14):
Oh in and good when things are going here, we.
Speaker 14 (10:17):
Hey hey, oh for god, all about it for a
month and a half. Hubbs.
Speaker 18 (10:37):
I looked into the drawer and started to laugh hubbub
because i'ma have to be boy.
Speaker 14 (10:43):
Ima have me boy? Oh in the good? When things
are going here?
Speaker 4 (10:47):
We hey, Hey, your morning. It's a big show on
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the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
More adventures with Me and Canbury this morning, hot Dog Canbury,
this is gonna be the best birthday you've ever had.
Speaker 19 (11:30):
It has to be better than last year's birthday. Surprised
never been to a backshaving contest.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
I didn't hear you complaining when we won, and.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
You held up in no time, So quit squalkin.
Speaker 4 (11:43):
How do you tolerate me?
Speaker 13 (11:45):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I went all out this year? Do you know the
kind of strings I had to pull again? Front row seats?
Speaker 20 (11:51):
Yes, I'd be more enthusiastic if we were at the
theater or the symphony, sir, But I can't say that
I'm abulliant to be front and center at M Biggins.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
This just happens to be the number one gentleman's club
in the Track County area.
Speaker 14 (12:06):
Sir.
Speaker 19 (12:08):
Don't you find it demeaning to yourself and these young
ladies by oogling them in a liquor saturated spectacle of
debauchery and hormonal agitation?
Speaker 11 (12:17):
Well?
Speaker 2 (12:17):
I might if I knew what that meant. Thinking, I
hope you don't mind the hammerdizer tagging along. He doesn't
get out much worries.
Speaker 20 (12:32):
You don't say I wouldn't mind, sir, But he's been
quaffing libation after libation, and if you don't mind my saying,
he seems to be becoming a tad excitable sir.
Speaker 17 (12:43):
What do you mean, my gright, we're gonna save Joinkys
lots and lots of the jokists.
Speaker 8 (12:54):
Gilly how John boy?
Speaker 1 (12:57):
How many jesticles do you.
Speaker 17 (12:59):
Think we're going to.
Speaker 10 (13:01):
I hope it's a.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Lot and even numbers only, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You boys want another round club soda for me, madam,
I'll have a diet coke.
Speaker 21 (13:14):
I'll have another triple slowly with a splash in memoria
hat a twist, and don't forget to put splend on
the real.
Speaker 9 (13:23):
Yeah, I'll be right back.
Speaker 20 (13:26):
Mister Haberdasher. Perhaps you should pace yourself regarding your alcohol consumption.
After all, the night is young.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh don't you were in church Hill.
Speaker 21 (13:36):
I can handle it, Helen her macle No, Kenrick, because
there's some sweater poppy loosen here.
Speaker 19 (13:48):
So perhaps we can move back a little. Do we
have to send so close?
Speaker 17 (13:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I guess we could move back a little.
Speaker 17 (13:55):
I can't see too far without my glasses.
Speaker 19 (13:57):
Well, unless you hadn't noticed you're wearing your glasses.
Speaker 21 (14:00):
I'm gonna have to pack them off with my fog up,
and they're gonna fall up.
Speaker 17 (14:05):
He's gonna get steam in here, Gully.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Sae Cadbury.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
This is the sort of thing you need to be
coming in with. Oh sir, I have a bad feeling
about this, the haberdasher.
Speaker 4 (14:18):
Give me a break.
Speaker 1 (14:19):
The guy's harmless. Just don't let him check your in
save if you.
Speaker 13 (14:22):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 22 (14:24):
Here you go, fellas soda water for the penguin, a
gay cola for Bigfoot, and a diavetic coma for the nerd.
Speaker 9 (14:31):
Drink up.
Speaker 23 (14:33):
Okay, you horny juggalos, this time to welcome our first
and lady to the stage this evening, Just in time.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Those he bleserves my two favorite things. I'll have a
horny favorite things, I know, Gully.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
I put your sweaty little meatthooks together from this minage Detroit.
Speaker 19 (14:58):
Oh my, she is a big girl bravosa.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Like I said, Cadbury, the best birthday ever? Were there
bottles of joy over here? It's easy there, haberdasher.
Speaker 19 (15:16):
Mister haberdasher, flee sit down. You are making a spectacle
of yourself.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
No I'm not well, that's not a back.
Speaker 22 (15:25):
Oh Nellie.
Speaker 24 (15:26):
The haberdasher is on stage and he's disrobing gully. At
least he left his boattown.
Speaker 17 (15:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
He can really move you like a dollar to put
in his goddess a haberdasher. This is Cadbury's birthday and
you're ruining it.
Speaker 21 (16:00):
Okay, you close want to pull the six flags guy
off the stage.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Don't you have a bouncer? Come on, Canbury, we need
to do something, Canbury. We gotta stop him.
Speaker 8 (16:19):
Really, sir.
Speaker 19 (16:20):
You know every time we go out, I wind up
in jail, in the hospital, man handled by a drunk girl,
or pecked by a giant bird.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Jes, what's your point.
Speaker 25 (16:34):
My point is, for once it's not happening to me,
and I must say it's a wonderful feeling. Let's just
sit here and be a family. Best birthday ever, Best
birthday ever?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Say sometimes, good morning, you got the big show on
the radio. More chances for you, the wind coming up
after your news.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Weather and sports.
Speaker 26 (17:09):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio talking about their damn teeth and having babies.
There're nothing sexy as than a hot young man talking
trash on the radio. I like all them opinionated time
men rock Limball, Jawn Hannity Neil Board, they're snow on
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the roof. There's a fire in the party. It's getting
hot in here. I take off all my clothes. Who
I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Good morning, Make Show's on the radio Friday, October the tenth.
You having a birthday today, you're sharing one with Junior
Brody nicecars Dale earn Hart Junior fifty one.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
Years old today. It don't seem like it wasn't any
time ago.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
When the daddy Dale brought him in the Big Show
studio when was uptown Charlotte and just gave him a
book about business to read. He said, I don't want
to read that. No, got no business man. Listen to
your daddy. He's iron heart.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Everything's all right, man.
Speaker 19 (18:55):
Now look at him pretty well, dude, you all right?
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Happy day Dell earn Hard jor by a little celebratory
song from the Junior Nation band they got to play
down on the Junior's farm.
Speaker 21 (19:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 23 (19:32):
Well, see other morning at the grocery store, I met
a man I never seen before to change.
Speaker 19 (19:40):
My whole life forevermore.
Speaker 8 (19:45):
Said he was Dell Junior's right hand man.
Speaker 23 (19:49):
Heard men Neborn had a rocking band he asked us
to play, said he pants a grand and I said
the less goal.
Speaker 8 (19:58):
That's go, that's go. Let's go down to Junior's farm.
Speaker 13 (20:03):
We're I want a layload load life, highlight, won't Let's.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Go take me out of Junior's farm. Take it out
due all right?
Speaker 16 (20:17):
We know look here.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
That fagers go tex someth beside.
Speaker 17 (20:23):
You know.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
We put the equipment in.
Speaker 23 (20:29):
The party bus, drove out the juniors and canaplelus. The
man himself was awaiting for us. We set the stuff
up right there in the yard. We crank it up
and then we rock get hard.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
We played all night and.
Speaker 27 (20:49):
Didn't get tar.
Speaker 8 (20:52):
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go Lasgow down to Junior's farm.
Out all lay load, lo live, hide, life, won't last.
Go take me out of Junior's farm. Let's go. Let's
go down to Junior's farm.
Speaker 21 (21:10):
Go.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
I put on the show, hard up, mind on messlough,
take me out of Junior's farm.
Speaker 27 (21:20):
Everybody tag along. Junior had a get o bunch of
boys out there and brace yourself. There was some good
looking girls.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
To what in particular I'd.
Speaker 16 (21:36):
Like to tell you about which I would do say
as it comes back.
Speaker 4 (21:40):
Around, I get talking.
Speaker 14 (21:44):
All right.
Speaker 23 (21:45):
Wow, I had a little hobby named Denise.
Speaker 8 (21:50):
She was smoking.
Speaker 23 (21:50):
She was filled to please, five foot five with thirty
sixteen watch.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Not to light.
Speaker 23 (21:58):
She drove a heavy sheev before by four, she said
her daddy on the leak the store.
Speaker 16 (22:05):
Now, who could ask for anything more?
Speaker 17 (22:09):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
So that's goal, that's goal.
Speaker 8 (22:12):
Let's go. Let's go down to Junior's farm with.
Speaker 19 (22:16):
All her loa, live high live, well.
Speaker 8 (22:20):
Let's go chase me out of Junior's farm.
Speaker 14 (22:25):
Let's go.
Speaker 8 (22:26):
Let's go down to Junior's farm, going up put on
the show hide I mind, I don't mean slow. Take
me out of juniors far spot.
Speaker 23 (22:38):
Everybody tag along, take me out of the junior spa.
Speaker 8 (22:50):
Jror.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
If you're listen, it was a strong group, hoss, appreciate
you letting.
Speaker 23 (22:56):
A bunch of old farts man out into the big
man's work.
Speaker 14 (22:59):
Wasn't no.
Speaker 13 (23:00):
We can taxt Monday for that.
Speaker 8 (23:01):
Night, But our precious memories will last a lifetime. And
that's treaming enough for it.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
And they says it.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Never says, if you find them underwear.
Speaker 18 (23:15):
Just toss it.
Speaker 19 (23:17):
Hollow for you this weekend, And Hosius.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Say good morning. I got the Big Show on the radio.
Coming up.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
We played John Boyd Jevert. They for one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of Bull's not cleaning products. Of course
it's made in the USA. Truck drivers keep America moving
and bulls not make sure they look good doing it.
You can find bulls Nott and truck stops across America.
Download that app ease it, pease it when you click
on it. When you hit the Big Show dot com.
There's a Friday morning song getting the stoops out of
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the way protests and getting.
Speaker 4 (23:53):
To work and getting the weekend from Riggie.
Speaker 13 (23:55):
Be stuck in traffic behind the Grandmama going so slow
and because it being drama, not hunking, but I really
really water. If you don't get moving, gonna put her
in trauma. She goes lower and it's making be badder.
All the coffee is streaming on my bladder. Gotta find
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some play the making bladder rolling down my window, streaming
cockward at her old hag.
Speaker 19 (24:23):
And a hook that's a sheet.
Speaker 13 (24:25):
Can't drive, can't hear, can't see me. I'm gonna have
to go change my Khaki puts it up. My car
all covered in petee.
Speaker 23 (24:33):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of a.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
Way, now out of a way, out of a way,
out of away, now out of a way, out of away,
out of away.
Speaker 13 (24:40):
Now it paints the little guy, and you don't want
to cross me at the market in the express lane.
Let's the twelvineum seems burned down plate follow in rules,
don't take half a break.
Speaker 19 (24:51):
But the guy in front, I mean you're driving me insane.
Speaker 13 (24:54):
He's a typical yump being douchebag, probably very to sucker
mom that night. Cats a it starting ten sank I'm
a bull and he's waving a red flank fire fencing
breckers two for his soup fund Still kiss you the
one't be his poop pund You know what puser gotta
beat gray poopun penny pulls out a big bunch of
coup punds.
Speaker 6 (25:15):
Out of a way, out of a way, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way, out
of a way, now out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way.
Speaker 22 (25:22):
Now.
Speaker 19 (25:22):
I'm not sure you heard me, so I say it again.
Speaker 6 (25:24):
Fool out of a way, out of away, out of away,
now out of a way, out of a way out
of a way, now, out of a way, out of
a way, out of a way. Now, why I'm a
straight up firecracker gonna blow up son.
Speaker 19 (25:40):
After a long day.
Speaker 13 (25:42):
This was a mast straw, the rope clocked by a
group of antieth pump got the masters. The girl's been
no brock and they don't move, going through them like
a bus stop. Baby's all dumber than a pant stump
each month, Canna, i q a forest gump. They hate
me because I'm owning for Donald Trump. They're all lining
up to be a human beef buk. Just then, a
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pimple faced color brand reaches in my car trying to
take my maga hat. HiT's my window when the loutville
slug man.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Thanks to him, I got.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Something to aim and out of a way, out of
a way, out of away, now out of a way,
out of a way, out of away, now out of
a way, out of a way, out of a way.
Speaker 13 (26:19):
Now.
Speaker 19 (26:19):
If your parents won't teach a matter, Bob, I will.
Speaker 8 (26:28):
Kind of work again.
Speaker 13 (26:28):
I'm busy making pizza pizza run again. Person going to
meet you, Lucy r is the one who's gonna see
you about that time in walks fat least fat. Lisa
is a local whiteload. Smells like a county fair comboat,
got a double chin like a swamp toad.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
She's so picture.
Speaker 13 (26:46):
Got her own damn sip coat at the counter. They
can of her mine, smelling like a run port rine.
Now the dumpskang is holding up the line gets a
cattle pride, and I stick at.
Speaker 6 (26:58):
Them or behind out of a way. I'm away out
of the way, now away out of away, out of
the way. Now I'm away out of my way, out
a way.
Speaker 19 (27:06):
Now you pick the wrong date to push my fucks. Babe,
gottam a way.
Speaker 10 (27:11):
Now out of a way, now out of my way, now.
Speaker 19 (27:16):
Out of my way.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Down, I'm out of my way, out of my way.
Speaker 19 (27:19):
Now away out of a way, out of my way.
Speaker 10 (27:22):
Now, damn Ricky, chuck you that way, you get out
of my way.
Speaker 19 (27:34):
Then I think I marry. I'm away now out of
my way, than said, thank you.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I think they get it.
Speaker 27 (27:45):
All right.
Speaker 4 (27:46):
Out of my way, y'all get a job. We go
somewhere else. What no way are you doing?
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Thank you? Ricky?
Speaker 13 (27:52):
Me not you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
You're fine all right.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Let's play John boy Jemmery shall we need to review
yesterday's question. We found out lots of familiar sayings are
shortened over time, like we were talking happy as a clam.
It sounds a little weird now, but back when people
said the whole phrase, it ended with these three words.
Speaker 19 (28:11):
At high tide, happy as a clam, at high time.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
You go Today's John Boy Jeopardy. In nineteen eighty two,
Americans spent more than six billion dollars on this national obsession,
more than all the Las Vegas casinos and movie theaters combined.
Speaker 10 (28:31):
What is porn?
Speaker 9 (28:32):
Porn?
Speaker 17 (28:34):
Two?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
No, don't even know?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Don't my bad?
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Make let me picture your naked again?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
My bad?
Speaker 4 (28:47):
That's your fault, all right?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
Nineteen eighty two, what could that be? One eight hundred?
Big Show you told free line? We played John boyd Jeopardy. Next,
(29:21):
Good Morning, there's a Big Show on the radio for
your Friday. I featured track from the Big Show Big Box.
I can calls dating service.
Speaker 4 (29:30):
He was dating service when you.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Hit the bid box at the Big Show dot com
there right now, let's play Jills live across America.
Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's John Boy, Jeffardy and now your host.
Speaker 28 (29:42):
I overheard him telling Jackie he saw a coyote on
his way to work.
Speaker 7 (29:47):
Jackie asked him, how do you know it was on
its way to work?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Peez, John boyd.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
Real far from the.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I say hey to Mark out of Canton, North Carolina. Hey,
Mark has everything up in the mountains this morning.
Speaker 14 (30:07):
It's good John Boy. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
Man, glad you in here, buddy. All right, Well let's
see what you got. But John Boy, Jeopardy was nineteen
eighty two. Mark, Americans spent more than six billion dollars
on this national obsession, more than all the Las Vegas
casinos and movie theaters combined. What's you thinking, buddy?
Speaker 14 (30:28):
This it's gonna be the Atari Gaming system?
Speaker 4 (30:31):
The Atari Gaming system. Let's see.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Oh those range I know you're the research scientist, but
that's not okay, good, I mean not good for Mark.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
But yeah, we got it. Hey, Mark, We appreciate you playing, buddy.
All right, thank you have a great day.
Speaker 29 (30:51):
Man.
Speaker 14 (30:51):
All right, thank your first time caller.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
All right, Bud, where go?
Speaker 14 (30:54):
Man?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
That happened again for you?
Speaker 8 (30:56):
All right?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Then, well let's go to Eric.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
He's in our Phiadelphia, Arkansas. Good morning, Eric, good morning,
good morning, buddy. All right, So Atari Gaming Systems guess
that's not it like we are close. What you thinking, buddy, Well,
let's see show us pac Man.
Speaker 30 (31:20):
Yes it is.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's not our Mark Packer. That's a the pac Man game.
Pac Man was also named Time Magazines Man of the Year,
and it cost.
Speaker 7 (31:39):
A national shortage of quarters. They're all ending up at
the arcades. Well, by the way, you ever run into
a quarter that's been painted red?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
Yeah, you know what that's for?
Speaker 28 (31:51):
Uh huh Okay, if you have a bar or run
a juke box, a place where a jukebox is every
now and then, you don't want the music to stop.
So if the patrons aren't putting money, and the bartender can,
and he paints those quarters red so that the jukebox
owner knows to give them back.
Speaker 4 (32:08):
What about it?
Speaker 19 (32:09):
All right?
Speaker 4 (32:10):
Did you know that?
Speaker 8 (32:11):
Eric?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
No, sir?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
All right, Well, Randy's gonna call you up and test
you on that.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Later.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
We're gonna put you on old buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Jackie's gonna hook you up with your one hundred and
twenty dollars worth of bull Snod for your prize.
Speaker 4 (32:25):
By congratulations, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Thanks sir, Way about the hour top of your news.
On the other side, we have our Friday morning, remembering
rain looking forward.
Speaker 8 (32:41):
To big shows on the radio.
Speaker 30 (33:14):
Seems every newspaper, news, magazine, TV show has a story
about how Americans are so much in debt, still using
their credit cards like play money until time to pay
what they've charged. It does seem with so many stories
about this pitfall, people would learn CBSTV had a story
on that over the weekend, and they're not saving even
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though there are just as many stories about what you'll
need to retire on neither a borrower nor a lender.
B don't know who said that, another who said interest
never sleeps, nor sickens or dies wants in debt. Interest
is your companion every minute of the day and night.
So why are so many Americans violating all those rules
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of solvent living, letting their wants get ahead of their needs?
Egged on by advertisements for expensive automobiles and stuff, lifestyles
that were once reserved for only those who had the
money to pay for them, not put at all on
a credit card. Here's a man, thirty year old construction worker.
He and his thirty eight year old wife fell way
behind as they borrowed to buy pickup trucks. He has
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bought or least four in the past five years. He says,
I like trucks. They make them so good looking. I
see a good looking truck and I just have to
have it. Here's another Thirty eight year old makes thirteen
dollars an hour doing back office work in a bank
while supporting a wife and two children. Moved into a
big house in a neighborhood with many doctors, lawyers, and
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professional people. He used credit cards to furnish the home
with things like his neighbors had in theirs. Twice. He
used his home equity loan to pay off his credit
card debts. Twice. He ran up big credit card bills again.
When his debts reached thirty thousand dollars and he ran
out of home equity, he filed for bankrupt More and
(35:01):
more Americans are turning to debt to pay for lifestyles
their incomes can't support. Is that you tain't me? Robert
d Rayford Solomon, one of the John Boy and Billy Show.
Speaker 2 (35:41):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:44):
We are in the playhouse, Old Lessac. Hello friends, you're
old pal.
Speaker 13 (35:52):
Burt Bird here with another sinus shriveling edition of John
Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 19 (35:57):
Today's episode won a bet.
Speaker 13 (36:00):
As our story opens, a study lawyer is talking on
the phone as she boards her flight to Houston.
Speaker 9 (36:06):
I know, I know, I'll get off the phone before
take off.
Speaker 10 (36:09):
I know the law.
Speaker 22 (36:10):
I'm a lawyer. I'll run along, toss some peanuts to
the monkeys and coach. Sorry, Marla, the help was interrupting me.
Of course, I'm sitting at first glass. Who's sitting next
to me?
Speaker 6 (36:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 9 (36:22):
Let's see.
Speaker 22 (36:24):
Oh my, it's some hay seed in a maga hat.
I'm gonna have some fun. I'll call you when I land. Hello,
I think I'm sitting next to you.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
Oh no, you ain't.
Speaker 19 (36:36):
What do you mean you ain't sitting You're standing next
to me.
Speaker 9 (36:41):
This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 19 (36:43):
What was that I said? You look like fun?
Speaker 8 (36:45):
Ooo?
Speaker 13 (36:45):
You got that right, Sugar breeches. Just wait till that
drake car comes around. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Speaker 9 (36:52):
I can't wait. I'm Lily Peace, and.
Speaker 19 (36:55):
You are claude tilbore in the flesh. Please to meet you,
Miss Lily.
Speaker 9 (37:00):
Fly first class.
Speaker 19 (37:01):
Oh shoot no, they oversold the cheap seats and I
got bumped up here. Lucky, I guess lucky.
Speaker 9 (37:07):
Huh say, would you like to play a game?
Speaker 19 (37:09):
What like spin the bottle?
Speaker 9 (37:14):
Maybe later?
Speaker 22 (37:15):
Let's ask each other questions. If you don't know the
answer to my question, you owe me five dollars.
Speaker 19 (37:20):
Whoo, I don't know five dollars. That's in my state.
Speaker 22 (37:24):
Yeah, but if I can't answer your question, I'll pay
you one hundred dollars a c note.
Speaker 19 (37:31):
H Bang, you got a deal. Fare away.
Speaker 9 (37:34):
Let's start with an easy one, shall we. What's the
distance from the Earth to the moon?
Speaker 13 (37:39):
Ooh, dang uh, well it's got to be more than
a couple hundred miles. Well, shoot, I can't say for sure.
Dang namit. Here's five dollars.
Speaker 18 (37:48):
Thank you.
Speaker 9 (37:49):
Now it's your turn.
Speaker 19 (37:50):
Okay, let's see.
Speaker 13 (37:51):
Uh okay, what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four? Oh?
Speaker 9 (37:58):
Okay, let me think you got me?
Speaker 19 (38:01):
Here you go?
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Howey do, mister Franklin?
Speaker 19 (38:05):
We going to Applebee's tonight?
Speaker 9 (38:06):
So what was the answer?
Speaker 19 (38:08):
Oh? Hell, I don't know. Here's five books. We hope
you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh, miss Lily, Oh?
Speaker 8 (38:22):
Undo?
Speaker 19 (38:23):
The top two bucks?
Speaker 13 (38:24):
Whoa tune in next time? When we hear Lily's friend
Marla trying to raise her bail money. Say hey, big man,
let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 4 (38:35):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio. And more
Big Show right.
Speaker 10 (38:38):
Around the corner.
Speaker 15 (38:40):
Well, I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit,
and I like to listen to John Boys and Billy
and they're Big Show.
Speaker 14 (38:48):
I like the way they talk.
Speaker 15 (38:49):
We're funny ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning. Ain't gotten the gage.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio. Here's
your one hour of alerts.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
In one hour, will give away John Boys wonderful Thing
number one hundred and sixty twenty five Crimson the White
Fine Art calendar.
Speaker 4 (39:50):
Fine art portraits of you all's hero.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Nick Saban, legendary coach for seventeen season six national Championships.
We're running now the twenty five better herm give us away.
So I'm lucky Alabama fan. We'll find out who it
is what I'm right now, if you're allowed to get
your name in the hat right there, sitting waiting at
the Big Show dot com on FUM with Cadbury's has
(40:14):
had him on earlier about Butler's paradise. It is a
paradise around here.
Speaker 4 (40:19):
The Big Show rolls on.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Yeah, you know,
would take request Butler's paradise from Cadbury, not my buddy
Joe Butler either.
Speaker 4 (40:31):
Okay, it'll all make sense. And this is a second.
Speaker 2 (40:33):
Let me tell you about the prize pip you can
win if you can beat the blonde. We got an
LS tractor prize pike cool swag including a hat, stainless
steel insulated tumder that's key chain. If you go to
lstractor USA dot com you find your local dealer learr.
Why customers start blue and stay blue?
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Hang on play more than minutes right now headed order order.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
Nijoe Cadbury, would you please approach the bench of course,
your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged with battery,
disorderly conduct and destruction of public property. This is not
your first appearents before this court, Sir, this seems highly
had a character for you.
Speaker 19 (41:17):
Now what do you have to say for yourself?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Well, perhaps this will enlighten you, sir.
Speaker 13 (41:29):
As I stand on the deck Hetter Boger Branch Ranch.
I take a long, deep breadth of the manure stend
how to wind up here? Did something go wrong? Let
me fill you in with this rap song. Now, I've
never served a man who more deserved it. He treats
me like family. You know that's unheard of. To serve
and protect is my chosen way of life. That goes
(41:51):
for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm always
on call.
Speaker 19 (41:55):
Because I have to be. Some days I don't even
have time to pee.
Speaker 13 (41:59):
Fool, can't say every second He's a total joy until
I kicked someone's ass. Who's messing with John boy.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Life?
Speaker 19 (42:08):
Living in a butler paradise?
Speaker 8 (42:12):
Keep living his.
Speaker 29 (42:13):
Whole life living in a Butler's paradise.
Speaker 13 (42:17):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here,
and I'm playing for the Hick team. I'm just down
with living the Hoodeville dream.
Speaker 19 (42:29):
I'm a Rhodes.
Speaker 13 (42:30):
Scholar jet with an educated mind, cadhere to the States
to see what I could find. I'm a straight Jedi,
master of the butlering art, no just the right in.
Speaker 4 (42:40):
Sense to cover parts.
Speaker 13 (42:41):
I'm a Chateaubrion off Brunswick stew I can fold fitted sheets,
and when i'm prew I'll clean and dress two dozen
different species and shovel to beat a feaces.
Speaker 31 (42:53):
Tell me how the hell is he so swell waity
that foot on, that be dumb bell. Ben's spending all.
Speaker 19 (43:07):
Here that I am living in.
Speaker 29 (43:09):
The Butler's Paradise. Keep living his whole life living in
the Butler's paradise. It's not about the money, it's not
about the power. It's about reminding sir he should probably
take a shower.
Speaker 4 (43:23):
It's living to your word.
Speaker 19 (43:25):
And taking a stamp.
Speaker 13 (43:26):
Sometime it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They
say it's not consistent with the butler away. But I'll
take this way of life.
Speaker 19 (43:34):
I have any damn day.
Speaker 20 (43:35):
Of course.
Speaker 19 (43:36):
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
the skinny dip with country girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 8 (43:42):
Ben's spending all my life.
Speaker 29 (43:44):
Living in the Butler's Paradise. A bottle of breaking goods,
salt ice. Living in in the Butler's Paradise, Stay for
breakfast nineteenth nice living in the Butler's Parade. Don't have
to ask me quite Living in the blood Sparondo help me?
Speaker 19 (44:07):
Hell is he so swell waiting?
Speaker 8 (44:12):
Had that fun on that big dumb baill?
Speaker 6 (44:17):
Just my hell?
Speaker 8 (44:20):
Can he not tell it's not my Nord? But John
boy he.
Speaker 20 (44:28):
Smells Okay, I get it in case dismissed many thanks
(44:48):
your honor.
Speaker 19 (44:49):
Now, mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying
some pocket ticket?
Speaker 13 (44:55):
Johnna has birds?
Speaker 2 (45:00):
Alright, alright, let's help tighter up and play Beating Blonde
one eight hundred big shows you told free Line.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
We'll get a contestant, and then a contestant, and then.
Speaker 9 (45:10):
We'll prow It's gonna regret were crowded.
Speaker 4 (45:13):
They'll do it next
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