November 7, 2025 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 1 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we load up all of our usual Friday favorites - Stan Higgins makes a quick pop-in.. - Marvin Webster explains the difference between black people’s scary and white people’s scary.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players have a brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “Playhouse: Heaven And Helen”.. - John Boy gives away another one of his “Wonderful Things”.. - We’ll fill a request for “Ward Burton Raps”.. - and Tom Sorenson recaps last week’saction in the NFL and predicts the winners of this week’s games..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, and blights and bolts and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
OHI with a spreads you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The only thing missing napkins.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Faded like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Got hoping at them?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
There we all made till not a Friday morning, November
the seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Wow, November the seventh. That sounds told me something. No,
it's December the seventh.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
This pearl Harbor due December, said maybe as well, I'm
darking about. Well, let's see, I got a page full
of stuff right here. Okay for November the seven, No first,
good morning, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I hit the ground running I got time white on,
y'all gonna work. I gotta tire.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Google says hello the way National Fountain Pen Day. So
these regular pins ain't fountain pins.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, okay, they're ink pins.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Fountain were the like at the end of the quill
and you would dip it into.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The ink the feather, the old feather.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
That was a mountain pin.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And then it later became like you were you with me.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I thought the fountain the fountain pin was the ink
cartrigy like screwed it on to the actual pen, and
that was a later model.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And what you're thinking of, Marcie is called a quill.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
But the fountain pen had a little pump inside of it,
a little bellows and you would pull like.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What you would clip to your shirt.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
You'd pull that and it would pump ink into it
and you could.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Write with it. A little pump on that pen. Huh.
Now you do pumps for everything.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, I'm moving on from the fountain pen. This National
Retina All Day. It's a popular anti aging skincare ingredient.
Y'all know that you don't look like it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah it.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Girl, I'm eighty four years old.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Baby, there's a little problem going on with school children
being influenced by the Internet and TikTok videos and getting
retinof from grocery stores.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Because you can buy a lot of stuff that has
right in all in it, and it's damn and they
rubbing it on themselves.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's damaging to really young kids. Well they are young.
Why they want to rub it out? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
The same with the same kids that were using a
sharpie for their lipstick.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Remember I don't yo about that.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah, and eating tide pods, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, y'all cut it out, act like you got some
smart right. National Jersey Friday today, celebrate by wearing your
professional players team Jersey.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's not New Jersey, it's just a jersey. I can
do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day, very specific, National Men
make Dinner Day.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
You're getting Maybe I maybe I took that and let
that ride over a day.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know. You think, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I should just make it all week?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, Well that'll work out.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
That should get you all started, all right, don't rub
anything on you until we get back with.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You here a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Uh three days in history, get our first prize back
out and We're gonna get that winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's the goal.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
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big shows on a radio. Get the first prize. Pack
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If all in.
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Stores online of Walmart, Amazon, other finer retailers, all right,
then we're going our three.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Days in history. We will get our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
It was on this date in eighteen sixty five the
Repeating Light Company of Springfield, Massachusetts manufacture the first pocket
cigarette lighter. It was the Eerie pocket lighter. It was
eerie coase you care around fire in your bucket. Move
up to nineteen sixty five, the Pillsbury No Boy debuts
(04:58):
in TV.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Com He was so cute, I want a bacon. Let's
move up.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
To twenty twenty one. Kyle Larson held off Martin Truex
Junior in the NASCAR Cup Series Championship Raation Phoenix during
his tenth win of the season and claim his first
series championship. That was four years ago today, Kyle Larson
got his championship. Alright, there we ready looks like we
(05:28):
got our categories. Let's open up the lines at one
eight hundred Big Show. We play out Birds next good
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mon No Memina seven twenty and twenty five got our
feature track for to Make Show vit box point with
a Robert Earl King concert keyword answered hit the mid
box at the makeshow.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Dot com Uppist.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Let's play Uppist. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Board and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being. Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Fun when you're playing upperst have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you have a
big shots.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Let's say, hey a Dylan from Maynardville, can I say
we have the shots?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Good morna Dylan?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Hello, Hello, Hello that morning boy, Good morning man. Are
you talking on one in phone shaped like a football?
Marvelous talking about wart?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
There you go? All right, I got you Dad, You're
coming in hot.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Well, let's get you to these three categories, Dylan, and
send that prize package your way.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You ready to go fun good?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
In five seconds, three things you put in your pocket,
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Tell phone follot heat.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Now we need three things made by Pillsbury and that
lovable dough boy.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Well com and rolls biscuits, me chrissalt.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And for the win. Three NASCAR drivers Ready go, they'll.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Earn heart deep Cordon demmy Duncan.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
And here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Nast card, Wow, nast guard Pillsbury dough Boy comes together.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
In my life, I was banned from the two story
Food City shopping cart after I set the world record
at Bristol Motor Speedway a little couple of ticks over
ninety three miles an hour, and then next time was
forced to ride in the basket with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yes he did have a brown spot on his tummy
(08:29):
where everybody was poking him. It was fun poking the
little dough Boy's all right.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well that was my story.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Hey Dylan, I enjoyed you winning on the big show.
Congratulations you very much. Bottom of the hour and top
of your news. Well, you know, man, it looks like
we gonna have an early morning poppy and I see
our man stand moving around a secretarial pood. Good morning.
(09:34):
That's a big show on the radio. Well, I see
stand the man is here today. You know, I hadn't
been hanging out at the front desk. Maybe he's cooled
off on Babs a little bit. I'm sure we'll find
out as soon as he said.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Don't mind if I do, John Boy, Billy Jackie, Randy
Tater put him in the glass, handy behind him.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You're in a pretty perky mood today. Man, is there
a new girl in your life?
Speaker 14 (10:00):
All?
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Not yet, but soon, my friend. You see my ballcat
young friend idiot's hunting season.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, I didn't know you were a hunter.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Oh that is in affirmative, a thunderous thumbs up. And
am so rudely too totally as the kids say, But
it's not the bounty of nature that I seek. I
am a hunter of honeys, a chaser of cheesecake, a
pursuer of pultritude, a ferret of the garden variety female.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I didn't know that had a season.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Well, well, I can readily tell you have been removed
from the bachelor life for fair too long. You see,
it's nearly foul, and with foul comes the most romantic
season of all Pumpkin spice season.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
Yes, much like unwanted as Alia bushes chicks diggot.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It makes sense, I guess.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So tell me now, how do you parlay the lady's
love for pumpkin spice into a romantic relationship.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
Well, it's all in the presentation. First of all, location, location, location,
set yourself up, the local steminette, kaffee house, don't be
a rube. Then you have to drop some carefully crafted,
heavy one liner.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I can't wait, so I lay it on.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
Man.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Hey, sweetie, let's give them pumpkin to talk about them.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I arrest my key.
Speaker 13 (11:23):
That's as good as in the band. Yeah, she's easy,
as I've heard.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
When it's not pumpkin spice, Lotte season, I'm depresso.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's a take on espresso.
Speaker 15 (11:38):
Don't be a rube.
Speaker 13 (11:40):
Another winner is unless it's pumpkin spice. I don't give
a frap. I take it to your a gas station
coffee guy. You are so brutiful to me. Randy Gibson,
Oh my gord, don't you love pumpkin spie because pethically
(12:02):
pumpkin is a gorgon and my favorite, Hey, sip happens.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But there's more than just coffee, right, Well, these are
merely icebreakers.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
From there we advance to.
Speaker 13 (12:17):
The subtle sensuality of muffins, cheesecake, and forty more rural
types pumpkin spice span then the coop the grace, pumpkin
spice hard seltzer that really puts them in the mood.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Dude, So you just never really struck me as a
pumpkin spice kind of god.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Me, oh no, I hate the stuff. I would rather
eat a turn HOGI let anything pumpkin spice touch my tongue.
I'd rather hear about my car's extended warranty and take
a lift of a pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Spice room refresher.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
May I'd be more inclined to get a very personal
body part pierced than ever then swallow a pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Bad band, Well, some guys will do for love.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, in truth, I more of a lest guy than
a love guy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 13 (13:08):
By the bye, Do you have to know if the
fair Babs is fond of the pumpkin spice pastiche?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I think so?
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Ah, Well, I gotta go where you're headed to buy
a turn hoki to get the punking spice taste out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Then next time you back his way.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Don't forget happen I always do Later.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Morning alreadio man.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Far in his hat, Chilli in the more big fur
comes in handy. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
To say this is too small, but okay U super fly.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh yeah, okay, let's see.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Who this is?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This hot all my life.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
I'm on the fight a.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right, I'm on Milly here hoday.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
Hey, I say you they're gonna hangy nose picking, knuckle dragon,
butt stretching goblin.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He huh looking goat goblin.
Speaker 14 (14:36):
I ain't real sure what that means with fir.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well, whatever it is, I don't like it. Well, how's
it going over in Temptation trailer? Huh Hey, what's up
with Delburn his new girlfriend?
Speaker 14 (14:46):
Well, there seems a big couple of things keeping them
from having the perfect relationship. Uh huh. Number one is
Delburd's part of it? And number two she's got a chat.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Uh oh yeah, you know Debord he don't like a cat.
Speaker 14 (15:04):
Can I tell you old Ginger orse?
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Why?
Speaker 14 (15:05):
Jay Reynolds, Yeah, she come by Taylor the other day.
Want him a little pet carrier? Deal? Says honey, I
got to run up to Winston Salem for a couple
of days for this seminar. Can you take care of
mister Snuggles for me a long while? Well, Debor would
rather to take a bright whooping and spend two days
with a cat.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
You know.
Speaker 14 (15:23):
He starts thinking about all that hot, monkey loving Ginger's
been laying on him, all him free Winston Light coupon
she got in your pocket. He says, okay, honey, I'd
be glad to And how did go?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
No, I tell you.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
As he opened up that box, old mister Snuggles jumped
out and latched right onto his Laura lips. Yeah, that's
what he said. Turns out he didn't like Delbert no
better than Debord liked him. I mean that during cat
warn him slap out. At about three hours Paul Devil
was a bit up and scratched from one end to
the other. He finally grabbed him up by the back
of the neck and told him in that little cat box,
(16:00):
says enough is enough. I be right back. Well about
ten minutes later, he comes back in the door, all
smiling and says, the mister Snuggles problem is fixed. I said, Debris,
you didn't take a cat down the creek and drown him,
did you, He said, no, of course not. I just
drove down the highway couple offs. Thought him out by
the side of the road. Somebody find him to take.
Speaker 12 (16:20):
Care of them.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
I always do, and then when Ginger gets back, I'll
just tell her he run off. It's about ten minutes later,
we sitting there watching TV. We hear this scratching sound
at the door. Devil walks over and opens it up.
There's old mister snuggles. He goes to hissing, run straight
up Dever's pant leg again. Well, Devil prosy Moll says,
I reckon, I didn't take him fair enough down the road.
Be back directly. This time he's gone for about twenty minutes.
(16:43):
He comes back. Wasn't five minutes later? We heard that
scratching again. Debord says, you don't reckon. I said, well,
animals has got him a keen sense of direction. We
open up the door. There he see it. Debor says,
all right, hair ball, it's time I'm taking you on.
Ride's furar. You ain't never gonna find you way back.
He grabs up that cat and they take off. So
(17:05):
this time he stays gone a real long time, and
by Ane and a half goes by, and he still
hain't come back. Finally I hear something scratching at the
door again. Sure enough opened up as old mister Snuggles
sitting there on the porch just in the phone rings
it's He says, is the cat back ere? I say, yeah,
he said, Well, put that little s O B on
the phone. I need some direction, uh, ain't he?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Like I was saying, Texas all hat and no cattle. Hey,
let's star run here and me and doctor Doolittle gottle
what your later on? Yeah, well, well you tell him?
I said, Hell, know what you mean? Y'all came straveire
right here.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Good morning, a lot more bigs, y'all coming.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Up, talk about big big y'all, Picky.
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I'm oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a news introl. You boobe No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs to get down. Listen.
I gotta go make.
Speaker 13 (18:10):
Coffee for the boys so they can go on making
that audio magic known as the jooy B Big Show.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Carry on straight people, Good morning, there's a big sew
(18:52):
on the radio, Somebody gonna win a bunch of bird
Tea County peanuts, playing John Boy Jeborty in minutes, Marvin Webster,
I brow on call making a scene.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah right now, it's Friday week. Call all happy boys.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed
Bubba hubb Ima hap to be boy.
Speaker 12 (19:26):
Fama happen to be boy oh.
Speaker 17 (19:29):
And did good when things are going here?
Speaker 12 (19:30):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit back
car bubble hubbubb.
Speaker 17 (19:36):
But it's got to c in the box and put
him in a drawerubb oh Ima hap to be boy
oh Ima happen to be boy oh and good when
things are going here?
Speaker 12 (19:46):
We hey, oh, forgot all about it for a month
and a half. Hubbo.
Speaker 17 (20:07):
I looked to the drawer and started to laugh. Hubbo,
because I might have a beat boy. I have beat boy,
oh the good one. Things are going here, Hey.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
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(21:09):
ten minues right now, a few with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hey man?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Halloween time, which means this is the time when every
channel on TV starts running some kind of scary all
day marathon. Ooh, it's so scary. TBS to do the
Complete Nightmare on Elm Street. IFC Channel does all the
alien movies back to back, FX does the Paranormal Activity series,
Headline News runs eight straight hours of Nancy Great. Everybody
(21:39):
pulls out the very scariest stuff they got, and let's
face it, we do need different stuff to pick from
because everybody likes scary stuff, but we like different scary
stuff for different reasons, depending on who we are. For example,
white people like a scary movie where they can expel
(22:00):
you're in something it's kind of scary, but they ain't
never gonna run into it in real life, you know.
But black people we don't know how that feels, because
we know one trip to the wrong cracker barrel could
turn our lives scary at the drop of us hacks. Now,
black people do like scary movies, of course, everybody knows
that we're always hollered. Don't open that door, girl, But
(22:22):
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people. And here is why they die. Only white
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the
night at that summer camp where hockey masks dudes killed
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
(22:44):
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and read them out loud, or hey, you know what
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two. Ain't nobody from my neighborhood ever said
no ignorant jazz like that?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hey, remember that movie The Ring.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
You watch the video seven days later you die, right, See,
this is the kind of thing that only kills white people,
because when black people hear that scenario, we go, well,
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Trying no video. That's for damn show.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
If The Ring had a few more black people in it,
the whole movie would have been about ten minutes long.
How about this one?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
His one?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
The white girl I'm dating just won two free tickets
to merrow Fest. Now, for white people, that's not really
all that's scary. For black people, that is like Final
Destination one through five all rolled into one, because I
do like a scary movie now. And then a couple
of years ago, I came up with what I thought
(23:48):
was the ultimate scary movie idea.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
And here it is.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
The President of the United States invites the only black
dude he knows to come have long lunch at the
White House. And if you're thinking, well, that don't sound scary,
I'd go, wait, it's live on TV and the black
dude is Kanye, Well, everybody'd be going.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Damn, So that's messed up. I was scared the hell
out of black people and white fem black cat out.
We're gonna start shooting next week.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Of course, the problem is then it actually happened in
real life, and you know people didn't find it nearly
scary as they probably should have. Reckon, I'm gonna have
to go back to pitching mixed race couple at merrow fit.
Y'all think about it. I'm Mobby Messon.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
All right, Bob, y'all right, Let's play some John boyd
Jebary for the Big Old Bertie County Peanuts. All right,
review yesterday's question. We found the first recorded human transplant
of this body part was backing seven fifty BC in India.
The donated body part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Which is it news?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
They nothing must have that news.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This product has been popular with
kids worldwide for nearly one hundred and forty years, and
according to Irresian University study, just smelling them can lower
the blood pressure and adults.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
What are bourbons?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Bourbons popular with kids? No, that would be wrong, It
would be very very wrong. You're gonna have to take
this serious. Sorry, one eight hundred big show. You told
free line. We go to we get the winter, We
play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a big
(26:04):
show on the radio for you Friday morning. My feature
track from the Big Show bit Box Hoy talking about
the Robert Earl King Concert ay Word concert at the
David Eaton at the.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Big show in the world.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
There right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boyjeviya and now your host.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
His tip for saving money on Christmas gifts just bring
up politics during Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Follow him on Facebook for more money saving tips. Peez,
John Boy, that hank up.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Let's say hat a David out of Bucannon, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Good morning, David.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
It's Buck Cannon, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
This Buck Cannon Virginia. Well our virgin night. Jackie should
have told me that being a virgin Yeah, well, Virginian boy.
It's spent a lot of years since that was put
together in the scenes. Welcome in here, David. Glad you
got first shot at well, David.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This product has been popular with the kids worldwide for
nearly one hundred and forty years, and according to a
recent university study, just smelling them can lower the blood
pressure in adults.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
What you thinking about it?
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Man?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
I had one for breakfast. I'm going to say a crayon.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You going back to Tatter's an subourbon. All right, we
show us crayons. One of the man frans smell good
on it. I'd like to investigate other smells from my childhood.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, you're on your own.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'll have some time next year. All right, Well, what
did you say, buddy, first time of color? All right,
way to make most of it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That day you got the huge bird tea County Peanuts
Prize pack headed up to buck Cannon, Cannon, Buck Cannon,
Virginia right jacket, Hurrigain.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, want a minute hour top of your news?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Got our remembering Rayford's segment right on the other side
of this report, twenty minutes to get in the playhouse,
brand new script.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Let's kick off for John Boy and Billy Show. Get
another week started here. I'm readyful, of course, Old Robert d.
And people always saying something's cool, everything's cool. As the
Yankees say cool, that's cool, goodness sakes cool. Most of
the people talking about being cool aren't very cool. In
my observation, I say, young folks say say things that
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are cool is to me very uncool. And to the
generation that uses the word to describe something laid back
and nonplussed and sophisticated. Something a person has. It doesn't
try to be can't possibly be cool if you try
to be cool. It has now become the all purpose
word for okay, great, good, terrific, even pronounced by the
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uncool as I said as cool. It remains the gold
standard of slang in the twenty first century. Did you
consider cool as being a slang term.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Surviving?
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Like few expressions in our constantly evolving language, It has
kept its cool through the centuries, even as its meaning
has changed drastically. Cool was, of course a literal reference
to temperature, later a favorite metaphor of writers going far
back as Chaucer and thirteen hundreds. In Shakespeare sixteen oh two,
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wrote that Queen Gertrude told him, litt old gentle son,
upon the heat and flame of thy distemper, sprinkle cool patience.
See there you go, patience cool they go together. Early
in the twentieth century, it was used to refer to
large amounts of money, like a cool million. In the
nineteen twenties, Calvin Coolidge's White House campaign slogan was keep
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cool with Coolidge, Oh Coolidge, he looked really cool.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
All the time, didn't.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
He hardly had any expression talk. By the nineteen forties,
cool gained popularity through its use in jazz clubs, where
musicians employed a word that had already enjoyed wide use
among blacks. The cool sound of West Coast jazz was
quite popular in the fifties, and it is my observation
that one of the reasons why white boys and girls
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imitate blacks is that they think the blacks are cool. Naturally, yes, sir,
I still say, folks who think they are cool aren't cool.
You can't be cool if you try to be cool.
Like Robert d Rafer, John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Your morn Man, it's a big show on the radio
and a scribo after the television your ability action hit it.
Speaker 16 (32:06):
Hello friends, you're all pal burn Burn here with another
gurgling edition of John boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode
Heaven and Helen. As our story opens, a blonde is
in the middle of a doctor's appointment. All right, missus Weimer,
and we are almost done.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
What channel is that?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And it's black and white?
Speaker 15 (32:30):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Is it some old movie?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Well, no, it's it's it's.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Your reception's terrible. It's all fuzzy and granny. I've been
watched for almost ten minutes and I can't tell what's
going on.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's a short fad
little actor.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Is that Dan Indvido?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Miss Weamer? It's your ultrasound?
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
What are those independent films?
Speaker 14 (32:52):
Weird?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby. What
did you think I was doing with this thing on
your tummy?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh, for the love of.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
It's so called and slippery, it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl,
a girl.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
You're so excited.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Uh my mistake.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
So have you thought of a name?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Helen Helen? But missus Weaver, according to my chart, you
have five daughters all named Helen. Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yup?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All Helen's Well, if.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
You don't mind my asking, isn't that a little confusing?
Not for me.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Oh that's easy. I just called them by their last names.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Son of them.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
How we hope you've enjoyed John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I have three sons, all Dame Dick. You want to
know how I tell them a boy Tony.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Next time when we'll hear all three, Dick say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Richard alwaysh.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Hey, man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote
this Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Man, let's take them to have Randy Riddle Jim Harrison
in a studio yesterday when we finished up with a
big show, they stopped by. Man, they're thanking us for
our I don't know what they're thanking us for. Thank
them for letting us be a part of Operation Christmas Child.
We figured it up been like twenty five years. Yes,
we knew it was over twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I was at cutting onions. I don't know who was because.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That was so awesome, man.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
So great.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
They're just great people.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
They're amazing people.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Really are.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And y'all you know, hey, come on, get your reward
up there in heaven. I told you, boss, don't take
my ward down here.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I did want to get out there.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Franklin, stop thanking me.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So that was read. Who says that, I know you
hate to be fak not thanking you. This is a gift.
So we had a cool gift not thanking you. So man,
that was awesome. That was very neat.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank you all for letting us tell you about Operation
Christmas Child. Click on that link when you go to
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Just do it right now. First change you get, make
a note and just one shoe box, one kid.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Right, you know what.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
And the prayer he did was amazing.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
If those shoe boxes are prayed over like the prayer
that he said for us, then yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
And then and you know that we've gotten to talk
to the kids when they say, like somebody pray. The
kid actually was praying for the very thing that got
in the shoe box like that, And that happens more
times than you think. It's not a random thing. You know,
we don't know where one of the twelve point six
million shoe boxes are going this who does?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, so there you go, you.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Pray over it and those right where to go. That
is that is so awesome, man, So thank y'all for
letting us be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Y'all join us. Click on the link when you hit
the Big Show dot com and against your reward.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Were you go?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I got the Big Show on the radio. And let
me tell you right quick, National Collection Week. I forgot
to tell you that November seventeenth through the twenty fourth,
so ten days from today to start National Collection Week
for Operation Christmas Job.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I damn.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Let's see what we got here for beating the Blonde.
We got an LS tractor prize package including some cool
swag for you. If you go to lstractor USA dot com,
you can find your local dealer and learn why customers
start blue and stay blue. Play Ford minutes first, how
about our Friday morning song?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourselve
another line of work that when sure, don't fix your
Fistal's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (38:01):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Hit it.
Speaker 14 (38:14):
I hate work.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (38:15):
I hate work. I've been having a very bad nay, okay, I.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Just you. She's got me.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
Yeah, today.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
What work work work work, work work work work work.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
We just have a light. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh no, we don't have fun week stuff.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
We just work.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Work work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Well.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Out looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I can party.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Cool bu.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
Rock far.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Oh No, I am a today.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I'm having chest me.
Speaker 15 (40:55):
Work work work what?
Speaker 14 (40:56):
What?
Speaker 15 (40:57):
What?
Speaker 14 (40:57):
What's what's work?
Speaker 16 (40:58):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I hate work.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (41:02):
I'm having enough for this to do.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Ah place and beating the black one. Ain't hundred biggs?
Speaker 4 (41:20):
How you told free limbkl contestant and play nex
Yet morning a mag show is on your radio.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I'll tell you I've never seen anything like it in
my life. The sun's belly up, there's full everywhere, flying
through the air, and blights and bolts and hands. People
eat them with their fingers, their feet, other people's feet.
It's unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
OHI with a spreads you can't imagine ribs and chicken
and biscuits and whole pigs and a great big sticky.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's what it's like at the junt Boy of Bully
Pig Show. It's a buffet from stuff to finish. There
should be a cover charge.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
The only thing missing napkins.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I guess that's what your shirt is for.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Faded like cleaning bill over my head. You gonna eat that?
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Got hoping at them?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
There we all made till not a Friday morning, November
the seventh.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Wow, November the seventh. That sounds told me something. No,
it's December the seventh.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
This pearl Harbor due December, said maybe as well, I'm
darking about. Well, let's see, I got a page full
of stuff right here. Okay for November the seven, No first,
good morning, everybody.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
I hit the ground running I got time white on,
y'all gonna work. I gotta tire.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Google says hello the way National Fountain Pen Day. So
these regular pins ain't fountain pins.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
No, okay, they're ink pins.
Speaker 6 (01:54):
Fountain were the like at the end of the quill
and you would dip it into.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
The ink the feather, the old feather.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
That was a mountain pin.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And then it later became like you were you with me.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
I thought the fountain the fountain pin was the ink
cartrigy like screwed it on to the actual pen, and
that was a later model.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And what you're thinking of, Marcie is called a quill.
Speaker 7 (02:13):
But the fountain pen had a little pump inside of it,
a little bellows and you would pull like.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
What you would clip to your shirt.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
You'd pull that and it would pump ink into it
and you could.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Write with it. A little pump on that pen. Huh.
Now you do pumps for everything.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Okay, I'm moving on from the fountain pen. This National
Retina All Day. It's a popular anti aging skincare ingredient.
Y'all know that you don't look like it?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah it.
Speaker 6 (02:48):
Girl, I'm eighty four years old.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Baby, there's a little problem going on with school children
being influenced by the Internet and TikTok videos and getting
retinof from grocery stores.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Because you can buy a lot of stuff that has
right in all in it, and it's damn and they
rubbing it on themselves.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
It's damaging to really young kids. Well they are young.
Why they want to rub it out? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
The same with the same kids that were using a
sharpie for their lipstick.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Remember I don't yo about that.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Yeah, and eating tide pods, you know.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, y'all cut it out, act like you got some
smart right. National Jersey Friday today, celebrate by wearing your
professional players team Jersey.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's not New Jersey, it's just a jersey. I can
do that.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day, very specific, National Men
make Dinner Day.
Speaker 8 (03:42):
You're getting Maybe I maybe I took that and let
that ride over a day.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
I don't know. You think, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I should just make it all week?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
All right, Well that'll work out.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
That should get you all started, all right, don't rub
anything on you until we get back with.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
You here a little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Uh three days in history, get our first prize back
out and We're gonna get that winning beginning.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
That's the goal.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
We are awake, big shows on a radio. Good morning,
big shows on a radio. Get the first prize. Pack
out a big old blue EMU package including two jars
of Blue EMU Works Fast, Won't make You Stink. Also
a tube of PBCOTC Itch Relief Cream Fast Prescription Strength
Itch Relief and Safe for the whole family.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
If all in.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Stores online of Walmart, Amazon, other finer retailers, all right,
then we're going our three.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Days in history. We will get our categories.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
It was on this date in eighteen sixty five the
Repeating Light Company of Springfield, Massachusetts manufacture the first pocket
cigarette lighter. It was the Eerie pocket lighter. It was
eerie coase you care around fire in your bucket. Move
up to nineteen sixty five, the Pillsbury No Boy debuts
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in TV.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Com He was so cute, I want a bacon. Let's
move up.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
To twenty twenty one. Kyle Larson held off Martin Truex
Junior in the NASCAR Cup Series Championship Raation Phoenix during
his tenth win of the season and claim his first
series championship. That was four years ago today, Kyle Larson
got his championship. Alright, there we ready looks like we
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got our categories. Let's open up the lines at one
eight hundred Big Show. We play out Birds next good
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mon No Memina seven twenty and twenty five got our
feature track for to Make Show vit box point with
a Robert Earl King concert keyword answered hit the mid
box at the makeshow.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Dot com Uppist.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Let's play Uppist. It's the game that anyone can win.
John Board and Billy to give the prizes from the
big prize being. Let's go he contested number one.
Speaker 10 (06:32):
This should really be a lot of.
Speaker 9 (06:34):
Fun when you're playing upperst have a hurry up and
guest time you love the best time you have a
big shots.
Speaker 11 (06:44):
Let's say, hey a Dylan from Maynardville, can I say
we have the shots?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Good morna Dylan?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Hello, Hello, Hello that morning boy, Good morning man. Are
you talking on one in phone shaped like a football?
Marvelous talking about wart?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
There you go? All right, I got you Dad, You're
coming in hot.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Well, let's get you to these three categories, Dylan, and
send that prize package your way.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
You ready to go fun good?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
In five seconds, three things you put in your pocket,
ready to go.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
Tell phone follot heat.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Now we need three things made by Pillsbury and that
lovable dough boy.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Ready go.
Speaker 12 (07:45):
Well com and rolls biscuits, me chrissalt.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And for the win. Three NASCAR drivers Ready go, they'll.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Earn heart deep Cordon demmy Duncan.
Speaker 12 (07:59):
And here.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Nast card, Wow, nast guard Pillsbury dough Boy comes together.
Speaker 4 (08:07):
In my life, I was banned from the two story
Food City shopping cart after I set the world record
at Bristol Motor Speedway a little couple of ticks over
ninety three miles an hour, and then next time was
forced to ride in the basket with the Pillsbury dough boy.
Yes he did have a brown spot on his tummy
(08:29):
where everybody was poking him. It was fun poking the
little dough Boy's all right.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Well that was my story.
Speaker 4 (08:37):
Hey Dylan, I enjoyed you winning on the big show.
Congratulations you very much. Bottom of the hour and top
of your news. Well, you know, man, it looks like
we gonna have an early morning poppy and I see
our man stand moving around a secretarial pood. Good morning.
(09:34):
That's a big show on the radio. Well, I see
stand the man is here today. You know, I hadn't
been hanging out at the front desk. Maybe he's cooled
off on Babs a little bit. I'm sure we'll find
out as soon as he said.
Speaker 13 (09:46):
Don't mind if I do, John Boy, Billy Jackie, Randy
Tater put him in the glass, handy behind him.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
You're in a pretty perky mood today. Man, is there
a new girl in your life?
Speaker 14 (10:00):
All?
Speaker 13 (10:00):
Not yet, but soon, my friend. You see my ballcat
young friend idiot's hunting season.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, I didn't know you were a hunter.
Speaker 13 (10:08):
Oh that is in affirmative, a thunderous thumbs up. And
am so rudely too totally as the kids say, But
it's not the bounty of nature that I seek. I
am a hunter of honeys, a chaser of cheesecake, a
pursuer of pultritude, a ferret of the garden variety female.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
I didn't know that had a season.
Speaker 13 (10:28):
Well, well, I can readily tell you have been removed
from the bachelor life for fair too long. You see,
it's nearly foul, and with foul comes the most romantic
season of all Pumpkin spice season.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Wow.
Speaker 13 (10:40):
Yes, much like unwanted as Alia bushes chicks diggot.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It makes sense, I guess.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
So tell me now, how do you parlay the lady's
love for pumpkin spice into a romantic relationship.
Speaker 13 (10:53):
Well, it's all in the presentation. First of all, location, location, location,
set yourself up, the local steminette, kaffee house, don't be
a rube. Then you have to drop some carefully crafted,
heavy one liner.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I can't wait, so I lay it on.
Speaker 9 (11:13):
Man.
Speaker 13 (11:14):
Hey, sweetie, let's give them pumpkin to talk about them.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I arrest my key.
Speaker 13 (11:23):
That's as good as in the band. Yeah, she's easy,
as I've heard.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
You know.
Speaker 13 (11:31):
When it's not pumpkin spice, Lotte season, I'm depresso.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's a take on espresso.
Speaker 15 (11:38):
Don't be a rube.
Speaker 13 (11:40):
Another winner is unless it's pumpkin spice. I don't give
a frap. I take it to your a gas station
coffee guy. You are so brutiful to me. Randy Gibson,
Oh my gord, don't you love pumpkin spie because pethically
(12:02):
pumpkin is a gorgon and my favorite, Hey, sip happens.
Speaker 4 (12:10):
But there's more than just coffee, right, Well, these are
merely icebreakers.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
From there we advance to.
Speaker 13 (12:17):
The subtle sensuality of muffins, cheesecake, and forty more rural
types pumpkin spice span then the coop the grace, pumpkin
spice hard seltzer that really puts them in the mood.
Speaker 4 (12:29):
Dude, So you just never really struck me as a
pumpkin spice kind of god.
Speaker 13 (12:34):
Me, oh no, I hate the stuff. I would rather
eat a turn HOGI let anything pumpkin spice touch my tongue.
I'd rather hear about my car's extended warranty and take
a lift of a pumpkin.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Spice room refresher.
Speaker 13 (12:50):
May I'd be more inclined to get a very personal
body part pierced than ever then swallow a pumpkin spice.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Bad band, Well, some guys will do for love.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Well, in truth, I more of a lest guy than
a love guy.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
That's what I thought.
Speaker 13 (13:08):
By the bye, Do you have to know if the
fair Babs is fond of the pumpkin spice pastiche?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I think so?
Speaker 13 (13:14):
Ah, Well, I gotta go where you're headed to buy
a turn hoki to get the punking spice taste out
of my mind.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Then next time you back his way.
Speaker 3 (13:24):
Don't forget happen I always do Later.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Morning alreadio man.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Far in his hat, Chilli in the more big fur
comes in handy. Okay, I'm sorry.
Speaker 16 (14:05):
To say this is too small, but okay U super fly.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Oh yeah, okay, let's see.
Speaker 14 (14:17):
Who this is?
Speaker 1 (14:22):
This hot all my life.
Speaker 14 (14:23):
I'm on the fight a.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Right, I'm on Milly here hoday.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
Hey, I say you they're gonna hangy nose picking, knuckle dragon,
butt stretching goblin.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
He huh looking goat goblin.
Speaker 14 (14:36):
I ain't real sure what that means with fir.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Well, whatever it is, I don't like it. Well, how's
it going over in Temptation trailer? Huh Hey, what's up
with Delburn his new girlfriend?
Speaker 14 (14:46):
Well, there seems a big couple of things keeping them
from having the perfect relationship. Uh huh. Number one is
Delburd's part of it? And number two she's got a chat.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Uh oh yeah, you know Debord he don't like a cat.
Speaker 14 (15:04):
Can I tell you old Ginger orse?
Speaker 8 (15:05):
Why?
Speaker 14 (15:05):
Jay Reynolds, Yeah, she come by Taylor the other day.
Want him a little pet carrier? Deal? Says honey, I
got to run up to Winston Salem for a couple
of days for this seminar. Can you take care of
mister Snuggles for me a long while? Well, Debor would
rather to take a bright whooping and spend two days
with a cat.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
You know.
Speaker 14 (15:23):
He starts thinking about all that hot, monkey loving Ginger's
been laying on him, all him free Winston Light coupon
she got in your pocket. He says, okay, honey, I'd
be glad to And how did go?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
No, I tell you.
Speaker 14 (15:38):
As he opened up that box, old mister Snuggles jumped
out and latched right onto his Laura lips. Yeah, that's
what he said. Turns out he didn't like Delbert no
better than Debord liked him. I mean that during cat
warn him slap out. At about three hours Paul Devil
was a bit up and scratched from one end to
the other. He finally grabbed him up by the back
of the neck and told him in that little cat box,
(16:00):
says enough is enough. I be right back. Well about
ten minutes later, he comes back in the door, all
smiling and says, the mister Snuggles problem is fixed. I said, Debris,
you didn't take a cat down the creek and drown him,
did you, He said, no, of course not. I just
drove down the highway couple offs. Thought him out by
the side of the road. Somebody find him to take.
Speaker 12 (16:20):
Care of them.
Speaker 14 (16:20):
I always do, and then when Ginger gets back, I'll
just tell her he run off. It's about ten minutes later,
we sitting there watching TV. We hear this scratching sound
at the door. Devil walks over and opens it up.
There's old mister snuggles. He goes to hissing, run straight
up Dever's pant leg again. Well, Devil prosy Moll says,
I reckon, I didn't take him fair enough down the road.
Be back directly. This time he's gone for about twenty minutes.
(16:43):
He comes back. Wasn't five minutes later? We heard that
scratching again. Debord says, you don't reckon. I said, well,
animals has got him a keen sense of direction. We
open up the door. There he see it. Debor says,
all right, hair ball, it's time I'm taking you on.
Ride's furar. You ain't never gonna find you way back.
He grabs up that cat and they take off. So
(17:05):
this time he stays gone a real long time, and
by Ane and a half goes by, and he still
hain't come back. Finally I hear something scratching at the
door again. Sure enough opened up as old mister Snuggles
sitting there on the porch just in the phone rings
it's He says, is the cat back ere? I say, yeah,
he said, Well, put that little s O B on
the phone. I need some direction, uh, ain't he?
Speaker 3 (17:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (17:31):
Like I was saying, Texas all hat and no cattle. Hey,
let's star run here and me and doctor Doolittle gottle
what your later on? Yeah, well, well you tell him?
I said, Hell, know what you mean? Y'all came straveire
right here.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Good morning, a lot more bigs, y'all coming.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
Up, talk about big big y'all, Picky.
Speaker 13 (17:53):
I'm oh, Marcel, you picked an awful time to call.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Well, listen to the radio. We're right in the middle
of a news introl. You boobe No, no, not, you're racing,
fat boy, pull up a couple of chairs to get down. Listen.
I gotta go make.
Speaker 13 (18:10):
Coffee for the boys so they can go on making
that audio magic known as the jooy B Big Show.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Carry on straight people, Good morning, there's a big sew
(18:52):
on the radio, Somebody gonna win a bunch of bird
Tea County peanuts, playing John Boy Jeborty in minutes, Marvin Webster,
I brow on call making a scene.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah right now, it's Friday week. Call all happy boys.
Speaker 17 (19:17):
I was walking down the street on a sunny day.
Bubba feeling in my bone, says, I have my weed
Bubba hubb Ima hap to be boy.
Speaker 12 (19:26):
Fama happen to be boy oh.
Speaker 17 (19:29):
And did good when things are going here?
Speaker 12 (19:30):
We Hey, Hey, my little box pot got hit back
car bubble hubbubb.
Speaker 17 (19:36):
But it's got to c in the box and put
him in a drawerubb oh Ima hap to be boy
oh Ima happen to be boy oh and good when
things are going here?
Speaker 12 (19:46):
We hey, oh, forgot all about it for a month
and a half. Hubbo.
Speaker 17 (20:07):
I looked to the drawer and started to laugh. Hubbo,
because I might have a beat boy. I have beat boy,
oh the good one. Things are going here, Hey.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
Good morning bike shows on the radio coming up. We
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and now we're hearing about this year.
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Make them part of your Christmas tradition this year. So
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(21:09):
ten minues right now, a few with Marvin Webster.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Yo, what's up?
Speaker 10 (21:14):
How y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Hey man?
Speaker 10 (21:15):
Halloween time, which means this is the time when every
channel on TV starts running some kind of scary all
day marathon. Ooh, it's so scary. TBS to do the
Complete Nightmare on Elm Street. IFC Channel does all the
alien movies back to back, FX does the Paranormal Activity series,
Headline News runs eight straight hours of Nancy Great. Everybody
(21:39):
pulls out the very scariest stuff they got, and let's
face it, we do need different stuff to pick from
because everybody likes scary stuff, but we like different scary
stuff for different reasons, depending on who we are. For example,
white people like a scary movie where they can expel
(22:00):
you're in something it's kind of scary, but they ain't
never gonna run into it in real life, you know.
But black people we don't know how that feels, because
we know one trip to the wrong cracker barrel could
turn our lives scary at the drop of us hacks. Now,
black people do like scary movies, of course, everybody knows
that we're always hollered. Don't open that door, girl, But
(22:22):
you know why we like them because ninety nine percent
of the people that die in a scary movie are
white people. And here is why they die. Only white
people say stuff like, hey, man, let's go spend the
night at that summer camp where hockey masks dudes killed
eighty seven people last year. Or oh, look a five
(22:44):
hundred year old book of spells. Let's light some candles
and read them out loud, or hey, you know what
we ought to do? Split up into easily picked off
groups of two. Ain't nobody from my neighborhood ever said
no ignorant jazz like that?
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Hey, remember that movie The Ring.
Speaker 10 (23:04):
You watch the video seven days later you die, right, See,
this is the kind of thing that only kills white people,
because when black people hear that scenario, we go, well,
I ain't.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Trying no video. That's for damn show.
Speaker 10 (23:19):
If The Ring had a few more black people in it,
the whole movie would have been about ten minutes long.
How about this one?
Speaker 1 (23:26):
His one?
Speaker 10 (23:27):
The white girl I'm dating just won two free tickets
to merrow Fest. Now, for white people, that's not really
all that's scary. For black people, that is like Final
Destination one through five all rolled into one, because I
do like a scary movie now. And then a couple
of years ago, I came up with what I thought
(23:48):
was the ultimate scary movie idea.
Speaker 14 (23:52):
And here it is.
Speaker 10 (23:53):
The President of the United States invites the only black
dude he knows to come have long lunch at the
White House. And if you're thinking, well, that don't sound scary,
I'd go, wait, it's live on TV and the black
dude is Kanye, Well, everybody'd be going.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Damn, So that's messed up. I was scared the hell
out of black people and white fem black cat out.
We're gonna start shooting next week.
Speaker 10 (24:22):
Of course, the problem is then it actually happened in
real life, and you know people didn't find it nearly
scary as they probably should have. Reckon, I'm gonna have
to go back to pitching mixed race couple at merrow fit.
Y'all think about it. I'm Mobby Messon.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
All right, Bob, y'all right, Let's play some John boyd
Jebary for the Big Old Bertie County Peanuts. All right,
review yesterday's question. We found the first recorded human transplant
of this body part was backing seven fifty BC in India.
The donated body part was taken from an unfaithful wife.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Which is it news?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
They nothing must have that news.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Today's John Boy Jeopardy. This product has been popular with
kids worldwide for nearly one hundred and forty years, and
according to Irresian University study, just smelling them can lower
the blood pressure and adults.
Speaker 6 (25:20):
What are bourbons?
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Bourbons popular with kids? No, that would be wrong, It
would be very very wrong. You're gonna have to take
this serious. Sorry, one eight hundred big show. You told
free line. We go to we get the winter, We
play John Boy Jeopardy next. Good morning, it's a big
(26:04):
show on the radio for you Friday morning. My feature
track from the Big Show bit Box Hoy talking about
the Robert Earl King Concert ay Word concert at the
David Eaton at the.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Big show in the world.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
There right now, let's play Yes live across America. It's
John Boyjeviya and now your host.
Speaker 7 (26:31):
His tip for saving money on Christmas gifts just bring
up politics during Thanksgiving dinner.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Follow him on Facebook for more money saving tips. Peez,
John Boy, that hank up.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
Let's say hat a David out of Bucannon, Virginia.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Good morning, David.
Speaker 14 (26:51):
It's Buck Cannon, John Boy.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
This Buck Cannon Virginia. Well our virgin night. Jackie should
have told me that being a virgin Yeah, well, Virginian boy.
It's spent a lot of years since that was put
together in the scenes. Welcome in here, David. Glad you
got first shot at well, David.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
This product has been popular with the kids worldwide for
nearly one hundred and forty years, and according to a
recent university study, just smelling them can lower the blood
pressure in adults.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
What you thinking about it?
Speaker 14 (27:32):
Man?
Speaker 12 (27:32):
I had one for breakfast. I'm going to say a crayon.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You going back to Tatter's an subourbon. All right, we
show us crayons. One of the man frans smell good
on it. I'd like to investigate other smells from my childhood.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Okay, you're on your own.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I'll have some time next year. All right, Well, what
did you say, buddy, first time of color? All right,
way to make most of it.
Speaker 4 (28:04):
That day you got the huge bird tea County Peanuts
Prize pack headed up to buck Cannon, Cannon, Buck Cannon,
Virginia right jacket, Hurrigain.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Yeah, want a minute hour top of your news?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Got our remembering Rayford's segment right on the other side
of this report, twenty minutes to get in the playhouse,
brand new script.
Speaker 8 (29:02):
Let's kick off for John Boy and Billy Show. Get
another week started here. I'm readyful, of course, Old Robert d.
And people always saying something's cool, everything's cool. As the
Yankees say cool, that's cool, goodness sakes cool. Most of
the people talking about being cool aren't very cool. In
my observation, I say, young folks say say things that
(29:26):
are cool is to me very uncool. And to the
generation that uses the word to describe something laid back
and nonplussed and sophisticated. Something a person has. It doesn't
try to be can't possibly be cool if you try
to be cool. It has now become the all purpose
word for okay, great, good, terrific, even pronounced by the
(29:47):
uncool as I said as cool. It remains the gold
standard of slang in the twenty first century. Did you
consider cool as being a slang term.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Surviving?
Speaker 8 (29:59):
Like few expressions in our constantly evolving language, It has
kept its cool through the centuries, even as its meaning
has changed drastically. Cool was, of course a literal reference
to temperature, later a favorite metaphor of writers going far
back as Chaucer and thirteen hundreds. In Shakespeare sixteen oh two,
(30:21):
wrote that Queen Gertrude told him, litt old gentle son,
upon the heat and flame of thy distemper, sprinkle cool patience.
See there you go, patience cool they go together. Early
in the twentieth century, it was used to refer to
large amounts of money, like a cool million. In the
nineteen twenties, Calvin Coolidge's White House campaign slogan was keep
(30:43):
cool with Coolidge, Oh Coolidge, he looked really cool.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
All the time, didn't.
Speaker 8 (30:47):
He hardly had any expression talk. By the nineteen forties,
cool gained popularity through its use in jazz clubs, where
musicians employed a word that had already enjoyed wide use
among blacks. The cool sound of West Coast jazz was
quite popular in the fifties, and it is my observation
that one of the reasons why white boys and girls
(31:09):
imitate blacks is that they think the blacks are cool. Naturally, yes, sir,
I still say, folks who think they are cool aren't cool.
You can't be cool if you try to be cool.
Like Robert d Rafer, John Boyne Billy Show.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Your morn Man, it's a big show on the radio
and a scribo after the television your ability action hit it.
Speaker 16 (32:06):
Hello friends, you're all pal burn Burn here with another
gurgling edition of John boy and Billy Playhouse today's episode
Heaven and Helen. As our story opens, a blonde is
in the middle of a doctor's appointment. All right, missus Weimer,
and we are almost done.
Speaker 5 (32:25):
What channel is that?
Speaker 1 (32:26):
Excuse me on the TV?
Speaker 5 (32:28):
And it's black and white?
Speaker 15 (32:30):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
Is it some old movie?
Speaker 6 (32:32):
Well, no, it's it's it's.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Your reception's terrible. It's all fuzzy and granny. I've been
watched for almost ten minutes and I can't tell what's
going on.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Well, no, no, no, you see it's a short fad
little actor.
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Is that Dan Indvido?
Speaker 6 (32:45):
Miss Weamer? It's your ultrasound?
Speaker 12 (32:49):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (32:50):
What are those independent films?
Speaker 14 (32:52):
Weird?
Speaker 15 (32:53):
No?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
No, no, no, no, no, no, that's your baby. What
did you think I was doing with this thing on
your tummy?
Speaker 5 (32:58):
I thought you were hidden on me.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Oh, for the love of.
Speaker 5 (33:01):
It's so called and slippery, it's kind of tickled.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Well, look, everything looks wonderful. She's a healthy little girl,
a girl.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yeah, oh, I'm happy.
Speaker 6 (33:11):
You're so excited.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Hello, I'm Presbyterian.
Speaker 1 (33:15):
Uh my mistake.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
So have you thought of a name?
Speaker 5 (33:20):
Yep?
Speaker 6 (33:20):
Helen Helen? But missus Weaver, according to my chart, you
have five daughters all named Helen. Is that correct?
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Yup?
Speaker 1 (33:30):
All Helen's Well, if.
Speaker 6 (33:33):
You don't mind my asking, isn't that a little confusing?
Not for me.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
I've got a foolproof system.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
But what if they're all upstairs together and you only
want to call one of them down?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Oh that's easy. I just called them by their last names.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Son of them.
Speaker 6 (33:56):
How we hope you've enjoyed John, Bully and Billy playhouse.
Speaker 5 (34:00):
I have three sons, all Dame Dick. You want to
know how I tell them a boy Tony.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
Next time when we'll hear all three, Dick say, hey,
big man, let me hold a dollar.
Speaker 15 (34:12):
Richard alwaysh.
Speaker 10 (34:25):
Hey, man, this is Tommy Chong.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Whenever I want to get high, I don't say no.
I just listened to John Boy and Billy who wrote
this Good morning. That's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 4 (35:16):
Man, let's take them to have Randy Riddle Jim Harrison
in a studio yesterday when we finished up with a
big show, they stopped by. Man, they're thanking us for
our I don't know what they're thanking us for. Thank
them for letting us be a part of Operation Christmas Child.
We figured it up been like twenty five years. Yes,
we knew it was over twenty five years.
Speaker 6 (35:40):
I was at cutting onions. I don't know who was because.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
That was so awesome, man.
Speaker 13 (35:46):
So great.
Speaker 6 (35:47):
They're just great people.
Speaker 5 (35:49):
They're amazing people.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Really are.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
And y'all you know, hey, come on, get your reward
up there in heaven. I told you, boss, don't take
my ward down here.
Speaker 1 (35:59):
I did want to get out there.
Speaker 5 (36:01):
Franklin, stop thanking me.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
So that was read. Who says that, I know you
hate to be fak not thanking you. This is a gift.
So we had a cool gift not thanking you. So man,
that was awesome. That was very neat.
Speaker 4 (36:18):
Thank you all for letting us tell you about Operation
Christmas Child. Click on that link when you go to
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Just do it right now. First change you get, make
a note and just one shoe box, one kid.
Speaker 8 (36:32):
Right, you know what.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
And the prayer he did was amazing.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
If those shoe boxes are prayed over like the prayer
that he said for us, then yeah.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
And then and you know that we've gotten to talk
to the kids when they say, like somebody pray. The
kid actually was praying for the very thing that got
in the shoe box like that, And that happens more
times than you think. It's not a random thing. You know,
we don't know where one of the twelve point six
million shoe boxes are going this who does?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, so there you go, you.
Speaker 4 (37:05):
Pray over it and those right where to go. That
is that is so awesome, man, So thank y'all for
letting us be a part of it.
Speaker 1 (37:10):
Y'all join us. Click on the link when you hit
the Big Show dot com and against your reward.
Speaker 12 (37:16):
Were you go?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
Good morning?
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I got the Big Show on the radio. And let
me tell you right quick, National Collection Week. I forgot
to tell you that November seventeenth through the twenty fourth,
so ten days from today to start National Collection Week
for Operation Christmas Job.
Speaker 1 (37:31):
I damn.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Let's see what we got here for beating the Blonde.
We got an LS tractor prize package including some cool
swag for you. If you go to lstractor USA dot com,
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start blue and stay blue. Play Ford minutes first, how
about our Friday morning song?
Speaker 8 (37:50):
And before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find yourselve
another line of work that when sure, don't fix your
Fistal's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 14 (38:01):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes. It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (38:07):
Hit it.
Speaker 14 (38:14):
I hate work.
Speaker 10 (38:15):
I hate work.
Speaker 14 (38:15):
I hate work. I've been having a very bad nay, okay, I.
Speaker 10 (38:29):
Just you. She's got me.
Speaker 14 (39:08):
Yeah, today.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
What work work work work, work work work work work.
Speaker 5 (39:19):
Man, what are we gonna do?
Speaker 9 (39:20):
Man?
Speaker 2 (39:20):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 6 (39:22):
We just have a light. I mean, do you do
anything like this creepy stuff? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:27):
Oh no, we don't have fun week stuff.
Speaker 15 (39:30):
We just work.
Speaker 6 (39:30):
Here's here's our fun, right.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
Work work work work work work work work work.
Speaker 9 (39:34):
Well.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
I realized my father makes a lot of money, but
you see he's.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Not giving me any. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Weekend, Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
Out looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere
else's toilet.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 12 (39:49):
Pal, it's a brave man.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I can party.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
All is will taste you is.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
Cool bu.
Speaker 14 (40:01):
Rock far.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
Oh No, I am a today.
Speaker 1 (40:48):
I'm having chest me.
Speaker 15 (40:55):
Work work work what?
Speaker 14 (40:56):
What?
Speaker 15 (40:57):
What?
Speaker 14 (40:57):
What's what's work?
Speaker 16 (40:58):
I hate work?
Speaker 1 (40:58):
I hate work.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (41:02):
I'm having enough for this to do.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Ah place and beating the black one. Ain't hundred biggs?
Speaker 4 (41:20):
How you told free limbkl contestant and play nex
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