December 12, 2025 • 46 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
News, weathering sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Well, Coga doo to noo, even day.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Christmas time, Christmas music, Good morning, we made it to Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, hey, I was listening to that December the eleventh.
How about that man, that's pretty cool question? The twelfth,
is it? Yeah? Not on my paper?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well well look, well look at Thursday yesterday. It was
the eleventh, and Friday is the eleventh too.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Not on my calendar. That's a misprind I'm looking.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
I'm going where did I ward I mess out?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Just did two eleven?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So you're right.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
It is the only time he's not even yelling at her.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
He's the one that sounded like an idiot, and she
gets away scott free.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm going to retire you have here if I got
on Marsie like I do. You believe That's why I'm
not doing it in.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My little ways.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
The stupid.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I've got you. I've got you. You don't even know
I know.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I know, I know how to take it careful.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
Stick, You've now moved into the position of the guy
who washes John Boy.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
That mean, as Randy's.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Mind, there's your reason another one?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Amused?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Aren't counting them?
Speaker 11 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm still happy when made it a Friday. We're all together,
we're gonna get at it, and we are away. Big
Shoe's on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on a radio.
Look at this first prize package we'll play for. It's
a blue EMU pack and it includes a tube of
PBC OTC It's relief cream, actually a couple of tubes,
(03:20):
a couple of jars. Blue EMU got you going. You
find both in stores and online at Walmart, Amazon, other
fine retailers. Let's give you three dates in history where
we get our categories. I think it's Mark December the eleventh, yo,
so it's not we hear it. December the twelfth, eighteen
(03:44):
ninety nine, the US Patent Office issued a patent number
to George F. Grant of Boston for his invention of.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The golf team Or did they before that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Golfers placed the ball on a small mound of dirt
all the tea, Well, they carried dirt.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Around with them, bogging didn't make a little pound at
the golf course.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
There's a lot of ground, a bucket of it.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I guess they're right. You had to dig it up.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Apparently it wasn't fun. That's why he developed it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
To get better exercise, you know, if you had to
dig up your tea before you so anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, okay, there's one.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nineteen forty six, after twenty years of research, Cincinnati's Procter
and Gamble introduced Tide, a detergent with a complex chemical
compound that actually pulled oil and grease out of clothes
and dissolved dirt into the wishwater washwater.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
But the washwater. I wish I had them meat.
Speaker 12 (04:41):
I remember seeing that on the commercials, all those stains
just lifting off.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Okay, well, of course they were very popular.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Became the biggest advertiser and the biggest detergent producer in America.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
And then kids started eating the pods.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Darrel Waltrip showed the tide car.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
You know, you know a lot of detergents used to
advertise on TV a lot and on radio back in
the day. That's where we get the term soap operas
from there, you go.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah, that's helpful.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
That's all in here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Finally, on this day in twenty four, one year ago today,
six time Super Bowl winning coach Bill Belichick was introduced
as the next head football coach at.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
The University of North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
How's that going, Well, it started out tumultuous. I think
little girls got a kind of pushy. It looks like,
oh but I don't know. The talk and everything kind
of calm down. We have to ask Picker about that.
You know, you ready brand Travis Kelsey dropping passes.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Belichick can't win the football. Oh I you women, Yeah,
watch it?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, Oh, there's our kind ofgoers one eight hundred big shows,
A toll free line, play out birds next, Good Morning,
(06:20):
that's a big show on the radio. Friday Morning Ahead.
I featured track from the Big show Biz Boxer Mayor
of Dismal Seepage Happy Nudes A year Okay, word nudes
the bit box at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Alright, let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
John Boys and Billy give.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one. This should be a lot of funs your
playing up, have the money up and guess time you
love the best time you love.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
A big shots.
Speaker 14 (07:07):
Let's say, hey Chris from South Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Hey Chris, welcome in here, buddy.
Speaker 15 (07:26):
Uh do you live sir?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Do you live close to the deer processing joint down there?
Speaker 16 (07:32):
I'm about a mile from there and I have three
hundred acre hunting leaf about.
Speaker 17 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (07:39):
I don't have to drag him far man.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That's awesome, Jackie, be sure to get his addresses.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Make sure you get the correct address on this one
I actually care about.
Speaker 15 (07:51):
I'll just kidd.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
All right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, let's get you through the three categors Mandy and
get you that prize pack.
Speaker 15 (07:58):
You ready, yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Three sports that use a t ready to go?
Speaker 18 (08:06):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (08:06):
Golf, Uh, football, and key ball.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'll go, man, that's a tub and I couldn't come
up with one. All right now, the tea ball is
in the name that was a long time ago. There
we go, Chris. Now give us three laundry detergent brands
ready to go oh.
Speaker 16 (08:29):
Uh tid game and cheer.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, wow, cheer.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I've heard that one one.
Speaker 16 (08:37):
Yeah, but they last week.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Alright, grands were for the win. Three college sports ready to.
Speaker 16 (08:48):
Go, football, basketball, and baseball.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
And there you are, winning and win on prize, fat body.
Speaker 16 (08:58):
Awesome, that's great.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I'm my man. When you hang over Jackiees, you hook you.
Speaker 16 (09:02):
Up, John boy, can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Of course you can.
Speaker 19 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
A dear friend of mine out in the touch of Derrier, California,
Kathleen Goueller and her three lovely daughters, Anna, Amy and
Line see y'all Tuesday, ladies and John boys. Thanks a lot,
appreciate you man, And on what you got to do
over there?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, Bud, I'm gonna have a little extra time.
We're gonna have to do some hunting, Chris.
Speaker 16 (09:23):
All right, Yeah, so you called me and we'll put
you in a stand.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I need help dragging that buck and you're close to
the process and we gotta go.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
O my boy, Yes, sir, good morning bades you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was on the radio all you know every Olympic
dream starts with the first glide through learn to Skate
USA Kidsville competence, strength and joy on the ice.
Speaker 5 (10:10):
Learn to Skate USA.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Offers programs for skaters of all ages and abilities. You
find a program there, you would learn to Skate USA
dot com.
Speaker 5 (10:19):
All right, that.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Black riders all all go out and you probably shop
something anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Marvel and hoard take it board.
Speaker 13 (10:32):
I dream of a black frid There we back when
Christmas was still fun. Remember that every christismas Hello was nice.
Same look and body for the guns, so put it.
(11:02):
I'n't dreaming of a black Friday when Chrisy Shepherds didn't
snap them, Sandy Clothes had kids on.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
His love.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
And nobody ever fop a cap't.
Speaker 20 (11:31):
Take it hard, h dream of a fly.
Speaker 21 (11:38):
Friday, just like the Way to leave. You could check
your layers, starf and not start fan face a salt.
Speaker 20 (11:58):
And batter.
Speaker 19 (12:05):
Arm.
Speaker 20 (12:05):
Dreaming of a blind Friday, just like the good ones
in the Fast you can cramp, or you cramp in
the car and get home really fare.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And no blind. Try to world your good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Many Joe's on the radio, right then around, pull out
the side of the road, and here we go. It's
time for an entry into the diary of Mary Bucy,
Gary's cousin.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Dear Diary. This is Mary see Well Diary. Before we
get too deep in the weeds, I.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
Need to give a shout out to cousin Gary Bucy.
He came back to Tulsa, all the way from l
A to bel Me out of the pokey this time,
but it worked.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
My fault M I had a black Friday fever. Slippy slippy,
flippy flappy.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
My knee went from great tight crap egg a shopping
trip turned death match fight.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Boom boom.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
This this not the beast, not the beast.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
Oh it was terrible. Wake up, little Susie, Wake up.
That was a doozy. It's what you get for taking
that last carrot top coozy.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I mean, I ain't snotty. It's high karate.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
All catch you got, you got, you get, you get
you so let me preach on it. It was hard
getting up early after chewing down about twenty pounds of
turkey the day before.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
But this is where the great ones dig deep.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
I got up at three m suited up in my
extra roomy yoga pants, my knee pads, elbow guard's mouthpiece
headgear and them leather gloves with lead weights in the pond.
You gotta be prepared, brother, if you want them wicked dolls,
electric scoo and store brand liquor too. Hey, you gotta
treat yourself sometimes, don't you. I decided to go to Targe,
(15:09):
which is really just a walmart for people who think
they're bougie.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
You know, the.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Line was already one hundred people long. They weren't ready
for the classic uicy strategy on. I know there'd be
blood if I tried to cut in lines, so I
just tossed out a couple of them strings of firecrackers.
They were all like, from the front line, don't mind
(15:35):
if I do poppy pipe, call a kype.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
That girl doesn't jumped out of her type it for
herself and women too. You'd have done it if you
thought of it too holy, but you know that you
didn't because you're stupid. So the doors pipped open at
(16:01):
five am, and diary. It was a good game on.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Elbows flying, hair pulling, earrings falling off, shoes dropping and
I don't know what tall And that was just in
the greeting card section. I set my sights on a
big plush blanket with Taylor Swift on one side and
Travis Kelce on the other, You buddy, And just as
(16:25):
I got to it, this big old gal grabs a
hold of it with both hands. I looked up and
straight into the face of evil, diarys. She had a
unibrow and a Freddie Mercury mustache to match. She had
a gap in her teeth that you could drive a
Ford Bronco through. She had so many double chins she
needed a bookmark to find her mouth. She roared up
(16:53):
into my face and I could smell her Starbucks order
Grand half Cafe, quarter calf Decaf, no calf pumping spice,
triple latte shaking.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I'm not thirdo you, but this was Taylor Swift. We're
talking about Swifties in the horse.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Jake shake, shake it off, Jake, get off, shake off
my blanky, he aw everyboy. So I just did a
quick little chop chop rinehouse kick. If she was a guy,
kick her in the teeth. You thought I was gonna say, weener,
it's correts.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
Well, Diary.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
This may be the only time in the history of
Black Friday shopping that everyone actually stopped stuffing their carts
with one hundred dollars flat screens in cases.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Of you who and watched the fight.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
I've seen enough John Wick movies to know I couldn't
whip her face to face, so I distracted her by
throwing a pack of Raspberry's Singers, And when she turned to.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Run after it, I jumped on her back.
Speaker 12 (17:54):
Yeahhh, that big old gal bucked and kicked like a
wild right o woo woo. I saw an opening that
got my arm into TwixT two of those swinging chins,
and I sinched up on her.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
She charged down the aisle, trying.
Speaker 12 (18:14):
To scrap me off, first against the display of those
cheap Dutch butter cookies and then into those many kids
a DT Vanilla caffeine free cooka colers.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
But I held on tight.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
She busts through the door into the parking lot, raming
and overturning cars that were in her path.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Right, No, my rear neckd choke finally took hold of
head down. She went, Victory was mine? Take that tubby
blanket bowgarter. You just lost in the damage you did
as a turble cost. I think I should have win
a trophy. I reckon because I stayed on for longer
than eight seconds.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
If I see your tail again, weak, No one gets
my tay table blanket.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, how get you?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
So get you?
Speaker 7 (18:57):
So get you some farmy is my boyfriend. And well, Diary,
I think I need a drink. Me and my t
and T.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Blankey gots to skidaddle. This thousand hours of community service
ain't gonna do itself now until next time, Diary, x'es
and o's Oh Mary badass?
Speaker 7 (19:19):
You see.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 22 (19:31):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 23 (20:00):
Oh man, that's amaze on the radio partners, Uh huh.
Speaker 21 (20:30):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Hey y'all, y'all listen up now. I'm a feeling Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is is Mary Busey gonna be able to join you
on your podcast?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yes as well. I'm letting it out. No I'm very
o t Yeah, jackiem me not that.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I think so, our very own Tator is not riding
off intil the sunset at the end of the year.
Y'all know, the big show is retirement. She's got her
on podcast coming January thirteenth, Tater's Big Show, Hangover One
More Round. Yes, that's so cool, baby, so excited about that.
(21:14):
So you can search for it now, right right now,
and it'll follow. Yes, so you'll be ready to go
Tater's Big Show, Hangover One More Round.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
So that episode drops on January thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I've been saying, you know, to keep up with
us on the John Boe and Builder Facebook page and
until we know what's happening. And then here's one right
here is awesome. You go be awesome.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
We're ready. I wasn't ready to let it go. And
I don't think you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Know, no, no, we all go go go help you
out on that too.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
I need an act too.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, See Larry the Cable Guy, remember when he was
in before he made it, when it was first starting
and I had to take him to Spankys that Yellow
Rose to buy him because.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
He was broke.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So okay, so he before that he was Scott, but
that character Larry the Cable Guy. Maybe Mary Bucy would
one you just totally take over that and be like
that all the time. Did Larry the Cable Guy to
make millions?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Would you do it?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
If you could be a millionaire?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
She brings a lot entered. Yes, you don't.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Want to know what all?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Where are you gonna take Tater?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
I did to you?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Alright, there is January thirteenth, Tater's Big Show.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Hangover one more round?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
All right, baby, have friends and friends and familiar voices.
You will enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Good deal, baby, Speaking of friends and familiar voices, Robert
Earl keine little Christmas tune because he is playing in Charlotte,
North Carolina tonight.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
All right, you camp next, big show rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
On, Good Morning bag Show's on the radio. Coming up,
we gonna play John BOYD Jeopardy. Oh, I was talking
about Robert Hurcaine's Christmas tune coming up here. It's a
sick He is playing in Sharlotte, North Carolina tonight tomorrow
the Trans Siberian Orchestra is played.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Man, we got us a weekend here. It's our hometown
is shot to.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
North Carolina, so tender if you would please huh tell
us what you can win. What our listeners, you know,
John Boy, Jeffardy coming on bus. I'm gonna have a drink.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
What they're playing for?
Speaker 12 (23:34):
You're playing for an assortment of small batch, hand cooked
peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts. It's a Southern tradition for
over one hundred years.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Go nuts this Christmas.
Speaker 12 (23:44):
With such a huge selection to choose from, they're sure
to have something for everyone on your gift list.
Speaker 7 (23:49):
You just enter the code JBB at check out and
get twenty.
Speaker 12 (23:52):
Five percent off plus free shipping when you shop online
at Birtcountypeanuts dot net.
Speaker 7 (23:57):
Or just look for their link at the big show.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh right, trans our bearing orders.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
If y'all hadn't seen that deal they gave me, we
got it on the John Moore Millan Facebook page. My
youngest son, Matthew loves tso sticking. Big brother gonna take
him tomorrow to the concert.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Head begging yes they are, so.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Check it out Dad to get a chance for that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, and now I'm talking about Robert Olkeean playing tonight,
Well he's playing one right here. What started over twenty
five year friendship with this Christmas tune recorded live.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Mom got drunk? Did that got drunk?
Speaker 24 (24:42):
At our Christmas party? We were drinking champagne, punching homemade
little says to Friday the bar friend on bags again.
(25:03):
We didn't know what to think of him. Tell his name,
Police Nobby, DoD Police Nobby and brother Ken brought his
kids with him, the three from his first wife Linn
(25:28):
and the two Danical twins from his second wife May.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And then.
Speaker 24 (25:37):
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who talks.
Speaker 20 (25:42):
All about the.
Speaker 24 (25:45):
Chain smoking while the stereo place.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
No way, no well, the first.
Speaker 24 (25:52):
No way far. The turkey turned the ball game on
mixed Margarita is with the Egnox gone. Send somebody to
the quick bankstore. We need some ice and that extension cord,
(26:18):
a can of bean.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The fans.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Dan rides a box.
Speaker 22 (26:23):
Of tampons and Marber lines.
Speaker 24 (26:28):
Everybody say cheese.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Merry Christmas from the fat Mold.
Speaker 24 (26:44):
Brennan rita drove from Harlood Hip. I can't remember how
I'm kin to them.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
But when they're trying to plug their motor.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Home in, they blew eye Christmas.
Speaker 24 (27:01):
Because of David knew just what went wrong. So we
all waited out on our front lawn. He threw a
bragger round, the lights came all day.
Speaker 19 (27:13):
We signed side not silent, old hold.
Speaker 24 (27:27):
Carved the turnkey, turned the bong game on. Make bloody
berries because we all all send somebody to the starband
and God, we need some Sealeranne, a can of bags, slow,
a bag of lemons, had some dance Frid, a box
(27:48):
of tampons.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
And saved long finds.
Speaker 24 (27:52):
Callelujah, everybody saved cheese.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Merry Christmas from a man base.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It feels like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Was talking
about turkey, important coffee yesterday.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You got it.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
On Christmas Eve, in Germany, parents will traditionally hide a
glass ornament shaped like this vegetable, and the child who
finds it on Christmas morning gets a special gift.
Speaker 25 (28:46):
What's a beat?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Who wants a beat?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
That's all?
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yeah, if we don't want that red stuff, state and everything.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, no, it's crazy. I don't know what do y'all got?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
One eight hundred big show? You told for line. We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big
(29:25):
show on the radio. Well, your Friday Morning, December, your
twelfth our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
A Mayor, dismal Seabage, Happy Nudes, a Year Gay Word
Nudes the Big Box at the Big Show dot Com. Okay,
there right out, let's.
Speaker 5 (29:41):
Play Yahs live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 25 (29:45):
Oh and now your host.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
He's not real big on New Year's resolutions. He's not
what you would call gold oriented, but that is how
he earned his black belt in partial arts.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
These John as they headed Daniel out of Columbus, Mississippi.
Good morning, Daniel, Good morning, Joan Boynvillie money.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Ah, you got first shot, Daniel. You know anything about Germans?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Because over there on Christmas Eve, parents will hide a
glass ornament shape like this vegetable. The child who finds
it on Christmas morning gets a special gift. What you're thinking, Daniel, Germany?
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Ah, how about a pickle?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
How about a pickle?
Speaker 13 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Germans play hide the pickle with their kids on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (30:44):
Oh my goodness, what in the world man crazy?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
He well, Daniel, good work on you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
And you got some good old homemade bird Tea County
peanuts from eastern North Carolina headed down the Mississippi for you.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Oh all right, thank you so much, you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Good morning to make shows on the radio. Rayport did
work with Andy Griffith, but don't ask him what he
was really like.
Speaker 26 (31:28):
When you've rubbed elbows with the stars, people always ask
what's so and so really like? People always asking me
what's John Barr really like, which assumes that the real
person is not like the on the air PERSONA. That's
a reasonable assumption to make. Most people in show business
are really introverts. Even though in that microphone a camera
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goes on, they become extroverts. Many of us are loaners
by nature. That's why people think we are standoffish stuck
up because of our so called celebrity.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Not so.
Speaker 26 (32:01):
We just aren't on all the time. Which brings me
to Andy Griffith, who died at the age of eighty
six after a long life of success in show business.
They see reruns of Mattlock See Me and a few
of them. Therefore, soon I know what Andy Griffith is
was really like. Truth is character actors who may have
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only one or several scenes in a movie working with
the star of the show don't have interaction with the
stars off the set. I was in five different episodes
of Mattlock, had line exchanges with Griffith on the set,
left him alone.
Speaker 25 (32:35):
Otherwise.
Speaker 26 (32:36):
I remember being told about one of our local character
actors who had a couple of roles in Mattlock, but
apparently he was always bothering Andy off the set or
between takes, and Andy sent word back to the casting
office not to send him down there again. This does
not mean that Andy Griffith was rude. Meant that the
neophyte actor was just that unprofessional neophy and should have
(33:01):
known better. Best rule went on the set or off
the set with the stars speak when spoken to Robert
d Rafer, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Morning, Big show on the radio, coming up about twenty minutes.
We had Monroe Fisher yesterday catching up in minutes is
Mungo Fresher?
Speaker 23 (33:46):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Mumba shirt Swisher? Swisher? I don't worry. It's gonna be
worth it.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Action, Hello friend, your old Palfurt Bird Here with another
Kloeca clattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode hot Stuff. As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
E take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to
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the top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub
it down.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
Oh no, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing
to your breakfast at all.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
But what went wrong last night?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Nothing?
Speaker 25 (34:30):
I slept like a baby.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
No before that, sh well, nothing coming to mind, you
know after I'll come out of the bathroom in bloingerie.
Speaker 25 (34:43):
Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
are getting cold. Why don't you just ask me?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I was in the mood.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Why weren't you?
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Ah? And there we have it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
It's always about you, hain't it?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
I was just gonna say cherry picker.
Speaker 25 (35:06):
See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
constantly pulled in different directions. Do we have enough pepperoni?
Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What time?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They never end?
Speaker 25 (35:27):
So if I have one off night, you will forgive me?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, that's just it. It ate one off night seems
like all the time lately.
Speaker 25 (35:36):
By making a big dal out of nothing, Ricky.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
And my not as hot as I used to be?
Speaker 25 (35:45):
Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Speaker 20 (35:48):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Oldest?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Okay, you asked for it.
Speaker 25 (35:53):
Let's start with the hair, shall we.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Those one silky blonde locks have become the straw sticking
out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt, that butt
that once sent my heart flutter and it made me
weaken the knees is now a constant reminder that I
need to replace the mud flaps on the runtmobile. Your
creamy alabaster complexion has become the popcorn ceiling in the
guest crapper.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Is there anything about me that's just as hot as
it used to be?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Will?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 25 (36:23):
Your breasts they are just as hot today as they
were fifty years ago.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Oh really, yep.
Speaker 25 (36:29):
One's hanging in your coffee and the others in your grit.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Sut up.
Speaker 17 (36:39):
Head.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Oh we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Well i'll show you. I'll do up these bottom two buttons.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the doctor ed
bug tussle, boom job and butt tuck clinic.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
Say hey, big man, me holy dollar.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Good morning, Ben Shoe on the radio, and get ready
to bang on the drum. Here in the segmentary First,
we broke the news one hour ago. I very own
Tator ain't riding off until the sun set just yet.
She's got her own podcast coming January thirteenth. Tator's Big Show, Hangover,
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Speaker 14 (37:45):
You gonna love see you there there that.
Speaker 16 (37:49):
Dob and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work.
Speaker 25 (37:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fish.
Speaker 16 (38:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (38:06):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 17 (38:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 16 (38:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
I've been having a very bad nay.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I don't.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
Day.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
I think.
Speaker 22 (38:58):
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeady. Work work, work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 17 (39:21):
Man?
Speaker 11 (39:21):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 17 (39:22):
Man?
Speaker 25 (39:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 7 (39:25):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 15 (39:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
We just we just work.
Speaker 19 (39:32):
Here's here's our fun right work work, work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 13 (39:36):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (39:41):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 19 (39:49):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Pal it's a brave man at people party.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
All is and taste you is.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Cool?
Speaker 19 (40:00):
Bus drop by, Oh no I am not today, I'm married?
Speaker 15 (40:51):
Check paid?
Speaker 20 (40:57):
Work work what what?
Speaker 10 (40:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
What's?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
What's?
Speaker 25 (40:59):
What's work?
Speaker 19 (41:04):
Van?
Speaker 15 (41:04):
Listen this do.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
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happened often here on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Doesn't Well? Now, okay, well we'll check this out. What
we failed?
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One more times? Getting down a dress? Okay, We're that
sounds something like.
Speaker 10 (46:19):
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Speaker 5 (46:19):
Come always play beat the Blind. We've got time one
eight hundred big show you told free Line. We'll do
it next
Good morning, and you got the big show on the radio.
More chances you the wind coming up after your.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
News, weathering sports.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Oh you can have all them goody two shoes on
the radio and talking about that damn teeth and having babies.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
They're nothing sexy than a hot young man talking trash
on the radio. I like all them opinionated tip men,
Rush Limball.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Sean Hannity, neil Board. They're snow on the roof. They
had a fire in the party. It's getting hot in here.
I take off all my clothes. Who I feel so vulnerable?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Well, Coga doo to noo, even day.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Christmas time, Christmas music, Good morning, we made it to Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Hey, hey, I was listening to that December the eleventh.
How about that man, that's pretty cool question? The twelfth,
is it? Yeah? Not on my paper?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well well look, well look at Thursday yesterday. It was
the eleventh, and Friday is the eleventh too.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Not on my calendar. That's a misprind I'm looking.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
I'm going where did I ward I mess out?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Just did two eleven?
Speaker 7 (02:01):
So you're right.
Speaker 8 (02:05):
It is the only time he's not even yelling at her.
Speaker 9 (02:10):
He's the one that sounded like an idiot, and she
gets away scott free.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I'm going to retire you have here if I got
on Marsie like I do. You believe That's why I'm
not doing it in.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
My little ways.
Speaker 10 (02:29):
The stupid.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
I've got you. I've got you. You don't even know
I know.
Speaker 7 (02:36):
I know, I know how to take it careful.
Speaker 9 (02:40):
Stick, You've now moved into the position of the guy
who washes John Boy.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
That mean, as Randy's.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Mind, there's your reason another one?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Amused?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
Aren't counting them?
Speaker 11 (02:58):
All right?
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm still happy when made it a Friday. We're all together,
we're gonna get at it, and we are away. Big
Shoe's on the radio. Good morning, Big Show's on a radio.
Look at this first prize package we'll play for. It's
a blue EMU pack and it includes a tube of
PBC OTC It's relief cream, actually a couple of tubes,
(03:20):
a couple of jars. Blue EMU got you going. You
find both in stores and online at Walmart, Amazon, other
fine retailers. Let's give you three dates in history where
we get our categories. I think it's Mark December the eleventh, yo,
so it's not we hear it. December the twelfth, eighteen
(03:44):
ninety nine, the US Patent Office issued a patent number
to George F. Grant of Boston for his invention of.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
The golf team Or did they before that?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Golfers placed the ball on a small mound of dirt
all the tea, Well, they carried dirt.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
Around with them, bogging didn't make a little pound at
the golf course.
Speaker 9 (04:05):
There's a lot of ground, a bucket of it.
Speaker 5 (04:09):
I guess they're right. You had to dig it up.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Apparently it wasn't fun. That's why he developed it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
To get better exercise, you know, if you had to
dig up your tea before you so anyway.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Well, okay, there's one.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Nineteen forty six, after twenty years of research, Cincinnati's Procter
and Gamble introduced Tide, a detergent with a complex chemical
compound that actually pulled oil and grease out of clothes
and dissolved dirt into the wishwater washwater.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
But the washwater. I wish I had them meat.
Speaker 12 (04:41):
I remember seeing that on the commercials, all those stains
just lifting off.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Okay, well, of course they were very popular.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Became the biggest advertiser and the biggest detergent producer in America.
Speaker 7 (04:51):
And then kids started eating the pods.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Darrel Waltrip showed the tide car.
Speaker 9 (04:56):
You know, you know a lot of detergents used to
advertise on TV a lot and on radio back in
the day. That's where we get the term soap operas
from there, you go.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
Yeah, that's helpful.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
That's all in here.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Finally, on this day in twenty four, one year ago today,
six time Super Bowl winning coach Bill Belichick was introduced
as the next head football coach at.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
The University of North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
How's that going, Well, it started out tumultuous. I think
little girls got a kind of pushy. It looks like,
oh but I don't know. The talk and everything kind
of calm down. We have to ask Picker about that.
You know, you ready brand Travis Kelsey dropping passes.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Belichick can't win the football. Oh I you women, Yeah,
watch it?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hey, Oh, there's our kind ofgoers one eight hundred big shows,
A toll free line, play out birds next, Good Morning,
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that's a big show on the radio. Friday Morning Ahead.
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Speaker 5 (06:35):
Alright, let's play upburst. It's the game that anyone can win.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
John Boys and Billy give.
Speaker 13 (06:48):
The prizes from the Big Prize be Let's go contested
number one. This should be a lot of funs your
playing up, have the money up and guess time you
love the best time you love.
Speaker 7 (07:04):
A big shots.
Speaker 14 (07:07):
Let's say, hey Chris from South Carolina, Good morning.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Hey Chris, welcome in here, buddy.
Speaker 15 (07:26):
Uh do you live sir?
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Do you live close to the deer processing joint down there?
Speaker 16 (07:32):
I'm about a mile from there and I have three
hundred acre hunting leaf about.
Speaker 17 (07:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (07:39):
I don't have to drag him far man.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
That's awesome, Jackie, be sure to get his addresses.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Make sure you get the correct address on this one
I actually care about.
Speaker 15 (07:51):
I'll just kidd.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
All right, Chris.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Well, let's get you through the three categors Mandy and
get you that prize pack.
Speaker 15 (07:58):
You ready, yes, sir?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Three sports that use a t ready to go?
Speaker 18 (08:06):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (08:06):
Golf, Uh, football, and key ball.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I'll go, man, that's a tub and I couldn't come
up with one. All right now, the tea ball is
in the name that was a long time ago. There
we go, Chris. Now give us three laundry detergent brands
ready to go oh.
Speaker 16 (08:29):
Uh tid game and cheer.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
No, wow, cheer.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
I've heard that one one.
Speaker 16 (08:37):
Yeah, but they last week.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
Alright, grands were for the win. Three college sports ready to.
Speaker 16 (08:48):
Go, football, basketball, and baseball.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
And there you are, winning and win on prize, fat body.
Speaker 16 (08:58):
Awesome, that's great.
Speaker 5 (08:59):
I'm my man. When you hang over Jackiees, you hook you.
Speaker 16 (09:02):
Up, John boy, can I give a quick shout out?
Speaker 5 (09:05):
Of course you can.
Speaker 19 (09:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (09:06):
A dear friend of mine out in the touch of Derrier, California,
Kathleen Goueller and her three lovely daughters, Anna, Amy and
Line see y'all Tuesday, ladies and John boys. Thanks a lot,
appreciate you man, And on what you got to do
over there?
Speaker 1 (09:20):
All right, Bud, I'm gonna have a little extra time.
We're gonna have to do some hunting, Chris.
Speaker 16 (09:23):
All right, Yeah, so you called me and we'll put
you in a stand.
Speaker 5 (09:26):
I need help dragging that buck and you're close to
the process and we gotta go.
Speaker 15 (09:34):
O my boy, Yes, sir, good morning bades you.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
It was on the radio all you know every Olympic
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USA Kidsville competence, strength and joy on the ice.
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Speaker 5 (10:19):
All right, that.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Black riders all all go out and you probably shop
something anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Marvel and hoard take it board.
Speaker 13 (10:32):
I dream of a black frid There we back when
Christmas was still fun. Remember that every christismas Hello was nice.
Same look and body for the guns, so put it.
(11:02):
I'n't dreaming of a black Friday when Chrisy Shepherds didn't
snap them, Sandy Clothes had kids on.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
His love.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
And nobody ever fop a cap't.
Speaker 20 (11:31):
Take it hard, h dream of a fly.
Speaker 21 (11:38):
Friday, just like the Way to leave. You could check
your layers, starf and not start fan face a salt.
Speaker 20 (11:58):
And batter.
Speaker 19 (12:05):
Arm.
Speaker 20 (12:05):
Dreaming of a blind Friday, just like the good ones
in the Fast you can cramp, or you cramp in
the car and get home really fare.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
And no blind. Try to world your good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Many Joe's on the radio, right then around, pull out
the side of the road, and here we go. It's
time for an entry into the diary of Mary Bucy,
Gary's cousin.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Dear Diary. This is Mary see Well Diary. Before we
get too deep in the weeds, I.
Speaker 12 (13:52):
Need to give a shout out to cousin Gary Bucy.
He came back to Tulsa, all the way from l
A to bel Me out of the pokey this time,
but it worked.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
My fault M I had a black Friday fever. Slippy slippy,
flippy flappy.
Speaker 12 (14:08):
My knee went from great tight crap egg a shopping
trip turned death match fight.
Speaker 13 (14:14):
Boom boom.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
This this not the beast, not the beast.
Speaker 12 (14:19):
Oh it was terrible. Wake up, little Susie, Wake up.
That was a doozy. It's what you get for taking
that last carrot top coozy.
Speaker 7 (14:28):
I mean, I ain't snotty. It's high karate.
Speaker 12 (14:31):
All catch you got, you got, you get, you get
you so let me preach on it. It was hard
getting up early after chewing down about twenty pounds of
turkey the day before.
Speaker 7 (14:42):
But this is where the great ones dig deep.
Speaker 12 (14:46):
I got up at three m suited up in my
extra roomy yoga pants, my knee pads, elbow guard's mouthpiece
headgear and them leather gloves with lead weights in the pond.
You gotta be prepared, brother, if you want them wicked dolls,
electric scoo and store brand liquor too. Hey, you gotta
treat yourself sometimes, don't you. I decided to go to Targe,
(15:09):
which is really just a walmart for people who think
they're bougie.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
You know, the.
Speaker 12 (15:14):
Line was already one hundred people long. They weren't ready
for the classic uicy strategy on. I know there'd be
blood if I tried to cut in lines, so I
just tossed out a couple of them strings of firecrackers.
They were all like, from the front line, don't mind
(15:35):
if I do poppy pipe, call a kype.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
That girl doesn't jumped out of her type it for
herself and women too. You'd have done it if you
thought of it too holy, but you know that you
didn't because you're stupid. So the doors pipped open at
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five am, and diary. It was a good game on.
Speaker 12 (16:05):
Elbows flying, hair pulling, earrings falling off, shoes dropping and
I don't know what tall And that was just in
the greeting card section. I set my sights on a
big plush blanket with Taylor Swift on one side and
Travis Kelce on the other, You buddy, And just as
(16:25):
I got to it, this big old gal grabs a
hold of it with both hands. I looked up and
straight into the face of evil, diarys. She had a
unibrow and a Freddie Mercury mustache to match. She had
a gap in her teeth that you could drive a
Ford Bronco through. She had so many double chins she
needed a bookmark to find her mouth. She roared up
(16:53):
into my face and I could smell her Starbucks order
Grand half Cafe, quarter calf Decaf, no calf pumping spice,
triple latte shaking.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
I'm not thirdo you, but this was Taylor Swift. We're
talking about Swifties in the horse.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Jake shake, shake it off, Jake, get off, shake off
my blanky, he aw everyboy. So I just did a
quick little chop chop rinehouse kick. If she was a guy,
kick her in the teeth. You thought I was gonna say, weener,
it's correts.
Speaker 7 (17:33):
Well, Diary.
Speaker 12 (17:34):
This may be the only time in the history of
Black Friday shopping that everyone actually stopped stuffing their carts
with one hundred dollars flat screens in cases.
Speaker 7 (17:42):
Of you who and watched the fight.
Speaker 12 (17:44):
I've seen enough John Wick movies to know I couldn't
whip her face to face, so I distracted her by
throwing a pack of Raspberry's Singers, And when she turned to.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
Run after it, I jumped on her back.
Speaker 12 (17:54):
Yeahhh, that big old gal bucked and kicked like a
wild right o woo woo. I saw an opening that
got my arm into TwixT two of those swinging chins,
and I sinched up on her.
Speaker 15 (18:13):
Boy.
Speaker 7 (18:13):
She charged down the aisle, trying.
Speaker 12 (18:14):
To scrap me off, first against the display of those
cheap Dutch butter cookies and then into those many kids
a DT Vanilla caffeine free cooka colers.
Speaker 7 (18:22):
But I held on tight.
Speaker 12 (18:24):
She busts through the door into the parking lot, raming
and overturning cars that were in her path.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Right, No, my rear neckd choke finally took hold of
head down. She went, Victory was mine? Take that tubby
blanket bowgarter. You just lost in the damage you did
as a turble cost. I think I should have win
a trophy. I reckon because I stayed on for longer
than eight seconds.
Speaker 12 (18:48):
If I see your tail again, weak, No one gets
my tay table blanket.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Yeah, how get you?
Speaker 5 (18:56):
So get you?
Speaker 7 (18:57):
So get you some farmy is my boyfriend. And well, Diary,
I think I need a drink. Me and my t
and T.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Blankey gots to skidaddle. This thousand hours of community service
ain't gonna do itself now until next time, Diary, x'es
and o's Oh Mary badass?
Speaker 7 (19:19):
You see.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
Good morning, The Big Show's on the radio, and more
big show right around the corner.
Speaker 22 (19:31):
I'm working with mister Bill Cox over his outfit. And
I like listening to John Boy and Billy and they're
big show. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out what John Boy had a hard time
getting started in the morning.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
I ain't gotten the gaze.
Speaker 23 (20:00):
Oh man, that's amaze on the radio partners, Uh huh.
Speaker 21 (20:30):
I love that.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Hey y'all, y'all listen up now. I'm a feeling Taylor.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Is is Mary Busey gonna be able to join you
on your podcast?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yes as well. I'm letting it out. No I'm very
o t Yeah, jackiem me not that.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
I think so, our very own Tator is not riding
off intil the sunset at the end of the year.
Y'all know, the big show is retirement. She's got her
on podcast coming January thirteenth, Tater's Big Show, Hangover One
More Round. Yes, that's so cool, baby, so excited about that.
(21:14):
So you can search for it now, right right now,
and it'll follow. Yes, so you'll be ready to go
Tater's Big Show, Hangover One More Round.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
You're gonna love it.
Speaker 7 (21:24):
So that episode drops on January thirteenth.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
And I've been saying, you know, to keep up with
us on the John Boe and Builder Facebook page and
until we know what's happening. And then here's one right
here is awesome. You go be awesome.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
We're ready. I wasn't ready to let it go. And
I don't think you.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Know, no, no, we all go go go help you
out on that too.
Speaker 17 (21:47):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
I need an act too.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Okay, See Larry the Cable Guy, remember when he was
in before he made it, when it was first starting
and I had to take him to Spankys that Yellow
Rose to buy him because.
Speaker 15 (22:02):
He was broke.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
So okay, so he before that he was Scott, but
that character Larry the Cable Guy. Maybe Mary Bucy would
one you just totally take over that and be like
that all the time. Did Larry the Cable Guy to
make millions?
Speaker 2 (22:21):
Would you do it?
Speaker 10 (22:22):
If you could be a millionaire?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
She brings a lot entered. Yes, you don't.
Speaker 5 (22:28):
Want to know what all?
Speaker 7 (22:30):
Where are you gonna take Tater?
Speaker 5 (22:33):
I did to you?
Speaker 1 (22:37):
Alright, there is January thirteenth, Tater's Big Show.
Speaker 5 (22:42):
Hangover one more round?
Speaker 7 (22:44):
All right, baby, have friends and friends and familiar voices.
You will enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Good deal, baby, Speaking of friends and familiar voices, Robert
Earl keine little Christmas tune because he is playing in Charlotte,
North Carolina tonight.
Speaker 5 (22:59):
All right, you camp next, big show rolls.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
On, Good Morning bag Show's on the radio. Coming up,
we gonna play John BOYD Jeopardy. Oh, I was talking
about Robert Hurcaine's Christmas tune coming up here. It's a
sick He is playing in Sharlotte, North Carolina tonight tomorrow
the Trans Siberian Orchestra is played.
Speaker 5 (23:20):
Man, we got us a weekend here. It's our hometown
is shot to.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
North Carolina, so tender if you would please huh tell
us what you can win. What our listeners, you know,
John Boy, Jeffardy coming on bus. I'm gonna have a drink.
Speaker 7 (23:33):
What they're playing for?
Speaker 12 (23:34):
You're playing for an assortment of small batch, hand cooked
peanuts from Bertie County Peanuts. It's a Southern tradition for
over one hundred years.
Speaker 7 (23:43):
Go nuts this Christmas.
Speaker 12 (23:44):
With such a huge selection to choose from, they're sure
to have something for everyone on your gift list.
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Speaker 12 (23:52):
Five percent off plus free shipping when you shop online
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Speaker 7 (23:57):
Or just look for their link at the big show.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
Oh right, trans our bearing orders.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
If y'all hadn't seen that deal they gave me, we
got it on the John Moore Millan Facebook page. My
youngest son, Matthew loves tso sticking. Big brother gonna take
him tomorrow to the concert.
Speaker 7 (24:14):
Head begging yes they are, so.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Check it out Dad to get a chance for that.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, and now I'm talking about Robert Olkeean playing tonight,
Well he's playing one right here. What started over twenty
five year friendship with this Christmas tune recorded live.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Mom got drunk? Did that got drunk?
Speaker 24 (24:42):
At our Christmas party? We were drinking champagne, punching homemade
little says to Friday the bar friend on bags again.
(25:03):
We didn't know what to think of him. Tell his name,
Police Nobby, DoD Police Nobby and brother Ken brought his
kids with him, the three from his first wife Linn
(25:28):
and the two Danical twins from his second wife May.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
And then.
Speaker 24 (25:37):
Of course he brought his new wife, Kay, who talks.
Speaker 20 (25:42):
All about the.
Speaker 24 (25:45):
Chain smoking while the stereo place.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
No way, no well, the first.
Speaker 24 (25:52):
No way far. The turkey turned the ball game on
mixed Margarita is with the Egnox gone. Send somebody to
the quick bankstore. We need some ice and that extension cord,
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a can of bean.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
The fans.
Speaker 7 (26:20):
Dan rides a box.
Speaker 22 (26:23):
Of tampons and Marber lines.
Speaker 24 (26:28):
Everybody say cheese.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Merry Christmas from the fat Mold.
Speaker 24 (26:44):
Brennan rita drove from Harlood Hip. I can't remember how
I'm kin to them.
Speaker 13 (26:52):
But when they're trying to plug their motor.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Home in, they blew eye Christmas.
Speaker 24 (27:01):
Because of David knew just what went wrong. So we
all waited out on our front lawn. He threw a
bragger round, the lights came all day.
Speaker 19 (27:13):
We signed side not silent, old hold.
Speaker 24 (27:27):
Carved the turnkey, turned the bong game on. Make bloody
berries because we all all send somebody to the starband
and God, we need some Sealeranne, a can of bags, slow,
a bag of lemons, had some dance Frid, a box
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of tampons.
Speaker 7 (27:49):
And saved long finds.
Speaker 24 (27:52):
Callelujah, everybody saved cheese.
Speaker 11 (27:56):
Merry Christmas from a man base.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It feels like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
All right, y'all, let's play John Boy Jeopardy. Was talking
about turkey, important coffee yesterday.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You got it.
Speaker 18 (28:34):
Let's move on.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
On Christmas Eve, in Germany, parents will traditionally hide a
glass ornament shaped like this vegetable, and the child who
finds it on Christmas morning gets a special gift.
Speaker 25 (28:46):
What's a beat?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
Who wants a beat?
Speaker 5 (28:50):
That's all?
Speaker 10 (28:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (28:51):
Yeah, if we don't want that red stuff, state and everything.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Yeah, no, it's crazy. I don't know what do y'all got?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
One eight hundred big show? You told for line. We
play John Boy Jeopardy next, Good Morning. It's a big
(29:25):
show on the radio. Well, your Friday Morning, December, your
twelfth our feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
A Mayor, dismal Seabage, Happy Nudes, a Year Gay Word
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Speaker 5 (29:41):
Play Yahs live across America. It's John Boy Jeopardy.
Speaker 25 (29:45):
Oh and now your host.
Speaker 9 (29:47):
He's not real big on New Year's resolutions. He's not
what you would call gold oriented, but that is how
he earned his black belt in partial arts.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
These John as they headed Daniel out of Columbus, Mississippi.
Good morning, Daniel, Good morning, Joan Boynvillie money.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Ah, you got first shot, Daniel. You know anything about Germans?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Because over there on Christmas Eve, parents will hide a
glass ornament shape like this vegetable. The child who finds
it on Christmas morning gets a special gift. What you're thinking, Daniel, Germany?
Speaker 15 (30:27):
Ah, how about a pickle?
Speaker 5 (30:30):
How about a pickle?
Speaker 13 (30:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Germans play hide the pickle with their kids on Christmas.
Speaker 14 (30:44):
Oh my goodness, what in the world man crazy?
Speaker 5 (30:48):
He well, Daniel, good work on you.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
And you got some good old homemade bird Tea County
peanuts from eastern North Carolina headed down the Mississippi for you.
Speaker 5 (30:57):
Oh all right, thank you so much, you got it.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Good morning to make shows on the radio. Rayport did
work with Andy Griffith, but don't ask him what he
was really like.
Speaker 26 (31:28):
When you've rubbed elbows with the stars, people always ask
what's so and so really like? People always asking me
what's John Barr really like, which assumes that the real
person is not like the on the air PERSONA. That's
a reasonable assumption to make. Most people in show business
are really introverts. Even though in that microphone a camera
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goes on, they become extroverts. Many of us are loaners
by nature. That's why people think we are standoffish stuck
up because of our so called celebrity.
Speaker 15 (32:00):
Not so.
Speaker 26 (32:01):
We just aren't on all the time. Which brings me
to Andy Griffith, who died at the age of eighty
six after a long life of success in show business.
They see reruns of Mattlock See Me and a few
of them. Therefore, soon I know what Andy Griffith is
was really like. Truth is character actors who may have
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only one or several scenes in a movie working with
the star of the show don't have interaction with the
stars off the set. I was in five different episodes
of Mattlock, had line exchanges with Griffith on the set,
left him alone.
Speaker 25 (32:35):
Otherwise.
Speaker 26 (32:36):
I remember being told about one of our local character
actors who had a couple of roles in Mattlock, but
apparently he was always bothering Andy off the set or
between takes, and Andy sent word back to the casting
office not to send him down there again. This does
not mean that Andy Griffith was rude. Meant that the
neophyte actor was just that unprofessional neophy and should have
(33:01):
known better. Best rule went on the set or off
the set with the stars speak when spoken to Robert
d Rafer, John Boy and Billy Show, Good.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Morning, Big show on the radio, coming up about twenty minutes.
We had Monroe Fisher yesterday catching up in minutes is
Mungo Fresher?
Speaker 23 (33:46):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (33:46):
Mumba shirt Swisher? Swisher? I don't worry. It's gonna be
worth it.
Speaker 13 (33:55):
Right now.
Speaker 8 (33:56):
Action, Hello friend, your old Palfurt Bird Here with another
Kloeca clattering edition of John Boy and Billy Playhouse today's
episode hot Stuff. As our story opens, Ricky b Sharp
and his wife Lucy are sitting at the breakfast table.
E take a little pat of butter, apply liberally to
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the top pancake and smack it up, flip it, rub
it down.
Speaker 12 (34:22):
Oh no, Ricky, I don't mean to interrupt your singing
to your breakfast at all.
Speaker 7 (34:27):
But what went wrong last night?
Speaker 5 (34:30):
Nothing?
Speaker 25 (34:30):
I slept like a baby.
Speaker 7 (34:32):
No before that, sh well, nothing coming to mind, you
know after I'll come out of the bathroom in bloingerie.
Speaker 25 (34:43):
Look, Lucy, while you're busy playing twenty questions, my eggs
are getting cold. Why don't you just ask me?
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I was in the mood.
Speaker 7 (34:51):
Why weren't you?
Speaker 15 (34:53):
Ah? And there we have it.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
It's always about you, hain't it?
Speaker 12 (35:00):
Well?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
I was just gonna say cherry picker.
Speaker 25 (35:06):
See Lucy has Dothan's most beloved fast food mascot. I
have the weight of the world on my shoulders. I'm
constantly pulled in different directions. Do we have enough pepperoni?
Why did that kid puke on my costume? There's hair
in the dough again? Who's hair?
Speaker 5 (35:23):
What time?
Speaker 2 (35:24):
They never end?
Speaker 25 (35:27):
So if I have one off night, you will forgive me?
Speaker 7 (35:31):
Well, that's just it. It ate one off night seems
like all the time lately.
Speaker 25 (35:36):
By making a big dal out of nothing, Ricky.
Speaker 7 (35:39):
And my not as hot as I used to be?
Speaker 25 (35:45):
Do you want me to be nice or honest?
Speaker 20 (35:48):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (35:49):
Oldest?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
Okay, you asked for it.
Speaker 25 (35:53):
Let's start with the hair, shall we.
Speaker 8 (35:55):
Those one silky blonde locks have become the straw sticking
out from under a scarecrow's hat. That butt, that butt
that once sent my heart flutter and it made me
weaken the knees is now a constant reminder that I
need to replace the mud flaps on the runtmobile. Your
creamy alabaster complexion has become the popcorn ceiling in the
guest crapper.
Speaker 7 (36:16):
Is there anything about me that's just as hot as
it used to be?
Speaker 5 (36:21):
Will?
Speaker 11 (36:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 25 (36:23):
Your breasts they are just as hot today as they
were fifty years ago.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Oh really, yep.
Speaker 25 (36:29):
One's hanging in your coffee and the others in your grit.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
Sut up.
Speaker 17 (36:39):
Head.
Speaker 8 (36:39):
Oh we hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (36:45):
Well i'll show you. I'll do up these bottom two buttons.
Speaker 8 (36:53):
Tune in next time when we'll hear the doctor ed
bug tussle, boom job and butt tuck clinic.
Speaker 15 (36:58):
Say hey, big man, me holy dollar.
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Good morning, Ben Shoe on the radio, and get ready
to bang on the drum. Here in the segmentary First,
we broke the news one hour ago. I very own
Tator ain't riding off until the sun set just yet.
She's got her own podcast coming January thirteenth. Tator's Big Show, Hangover,
One more Round. Serge for down him. Follow Tator's Big Show,
(37:44):
Hangover one more Round.
Speaker 14 (37:45):
You gonna love see you there there that.
Speaker 16 (37:49):
Dob and before eleven o'clock tonight, mister, you better find
yourself another line of work.
Speaker 25 (37:57):
That's when sure, don't fix your fish.
Speaker 16 (38:00):
It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago.
Speaker 15 (38:02):
We got a full tank of gas, half a pack
of cigarettes.
Speaker 18 (38:06):
It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 17 (38:08):
Hit it.
Speaker 16 (38:16):
I hate work.
Speaker 15 (38:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 13 (38:17):
I hate work.
Speaker 7 (38:23):
I've been having a very bad nay.
Speaker 5 (38:29):
I don't.
Speaker 16 (38:46):
Day.
Speaker 3 (38:54):
I think.
Speaker 22 (38:58):
She's gone.
Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yeady. Work work, work, work, work, work work?
Speaker 17 (39:21):
Man?
Speaker 11 (39:21):
What are we gonna do?
Speaker 17 (39:22):
Man?
Speaker 25 (39:22):
We got to get out of here.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Who does have a light?
Speaker 7 (39:25):
I mean, do you do anything like this creepy stuff?
Speaker 15 (39:28):
What do you do for fun?
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Oh no, we don't have fun.
Speaker 15 (39:31):
We just we just work.
Speaker 19 (39:32):
Here's here's our fun right work work, work, work, work,
work work work.
Speaker 13 (39:36):
Well, I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
Speaker 17 (39:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 24 (39:41):
Weekend Saturday Sunday the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out.
Speaker 17 (39:46):
Looking for happiness and end up punched over somewhere else's toilet.
Speaker 19 (39:49):
The weekend things are at their darkest.
Speaker 15 (39:51):
Pal it's a brave man at people party.
Speaker 11 (39:55):
All is and taste you is.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Cool?
Speaker 19 (40:00):
Bus drop by, Oh no I am not today, I'm married?
Speaker 15 (40:51):
Check paid?
Speaker 20 (40:57):
Work work what what?
Speaker 10 (40:58):
What?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
What's?
Speaker 10 (40:59):
What's?
Speaker 25 (40:59):
What's work?
Speaker 19 (41:04):
Van?
Speaker 15 (41:04):
Listen this do.
Speaker 5 (41:15):
Good morning?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Got the Big Show on the radio coming up? We
played Beating the Blonde for an LS Tractor prize pick.
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Learn why customers start blue and stay blue. Well, yesterday
we caught up with Monroe Fisher during the height of
Monroe traveling the world. We had well there always be yeah, wow,
(41:41):
happened often here on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (41:42):
Doesn't Well? Now, okay, well we'll check this out. What
we failed?
Speaker 17 (41:47):
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this is a troubled part of the world. In fact, Beggin,
I was exploring a rough part of town last night
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of on air mention. Thank goodness, I was able to
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Can't shake it off, jack it off. I'm pleased to
have a special guest with me today, his honor, the
Mayor of Kalishnikov, mister Boris Havlichev. By the way, today's
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Speaker 18 (43:26):
Thank you well.
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Speaker 18 (43:42):
Mister Mayor, thank you very much, mister Swisha, Good morning,
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Speaker 18 (44:38):
Yes, thank you. That is a very nice unit day,
isn't it?
Speaker 17 (44:42):
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They're looking for some excitement. Next time you're in the
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Speaker 18 (45:02):
Do you really want to talk to me or not?
Speaker 17 (45:05):
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