January 19, 2024 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Our Friday favorites are all here.. - We meet a disgruntled genie on the Playhouse.. - We talk with Paul Riser about his current comedy tour.. - and Tom Sorensen goes deep on the NFL..
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Speaker 1 (00:27):
Good Friday morning. There's a Big Show on the radio.
Today's feature track from the Big Show bit Box, Gary
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Let's play beat the Blonde.
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My said, take them around our blond.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Look you gotta close up on the zoominer plush, well
lit supply room in her house with her three dogs, Rennie,
Murphy and Sophie.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Did you notice I think you got tour the other
day when you were making fun of the mess.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Look like you cleaned up right around, but behind your
background is neat.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're welcome bar.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
All right, well that's made our contestant. It's Bob from Berkeley,
West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Good morning, Bob, Good morning there, John Boys, Billy, this morning,
Big Friday to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You too, Bob.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, body, Well you got a shot at this
big old Smith and Wesson prize.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Fact that Paul Roger.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Was, Okay, what you gotta do is get two bells
before two buzzards. That means you gotta figure out our
blonde Marcy tater Ran.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All right, all right?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Can I say hi to Marthy?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Please?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Hi, Marthy, I'm going to beat your butt. Well, nice to.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Meet you, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Here's a way. Yeah, be afraid all right, well, be
afraid of what?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Y'all be all right? All right, y'all ready to get
into it? Do you want.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
To what am I doing? Later? I ain't doing nothing
later Mary?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sure? Please?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Got a lot going on here?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Do you like?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right? Here we go, Here we go? All right,
here we go? All right, Marcy?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Which of your.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
For Randy, I would say his sense of decent, some decency, okay.
Which of your five senses tend to diminish? Say your hearing?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The hearing? Hearing? Bob? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I disagree. I think it's my eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, Well this isn't about you personally, but let's see.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well I disagree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, Bob disagrees, and that was the thing to do. Yes,
all of the all.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Of them diminish?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Is it says a normal aging process, because there's gradual
losses to the century system. Generally, these changes begin around
the age of fifty years old.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's about the time we quit blaming it on the dog.
Also add a lot of hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Please, and Joe your senses all right, so that is
a bell for Bob. You get this one right, You
got the smith and Western prize pack.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Marcy in Hawaiian?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Does it take more than three words to say I
love you?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It takes a lot more.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah, like a fat wallet. I'm gonna say that. No,
are you just one word?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Aloha? Aloha covers it all?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So Mary says, no, no, you, It does not take
more than three words to say I love you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Something about a fat wallet in there? So, Bob some money?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I'm gonna have to disagree because I think that means pop,
I disagree, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I disagree you sure, so you disagree?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And that is the thing you do. Yes, you let
the two questions, Bob, Actually you want you so y'all
will know it takes four a You're right, Mars, your
lo has in there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Aloha wah woh woh oh eu woo e OOHI.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Bob, your smithing wasn't prized back head up to Berkeley
for you that buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Al Right there, my friends, thank you very much. Hey, Brsi,
I still love you, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I love you to know you won't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hey, by the way, down Boy and Billy, I am
a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All way, mom, you did a good job about all
the words you knew.
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your news.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We get you called up.
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Get our time caps over this January the nineteenth.
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They all for life.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
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Oh the partner Deroda. I don't think that's right too.
Excuse me while I whipped this out.
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Somebody's got to go back and get a buttload of dimes.
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I'm I want you to seduce the Sheriff of rock
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You're doing for Randolph Scott.
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She learns about movies from Marsia, you know, said Fraser's
her favorite TV show.
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Now, so she's catching up, said the man who just
watched ET. Well, good morning, why let black hope there
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Speaker 1 (09:09):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good Friday morning. You went
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to big show heading into the weekend. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in Dismal sept South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Here, don't tell us all about it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The Honorable Mayor Merwin Coop fiddle Swoop, Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy and all the Big
Show gang. We Dismal Sea Pigeons are focused on the future.
I'm proud to announce the first annual Dismal Seepage Happy
New Rear Festival, Happy New Rear. Well, it's nice to
see you were listening this time. That's right, John Boy,
The Happy New Rear Festival sponsored by the offices of
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doctor Danny Porani, Cosmetic surgery Artiste. I don't get it,
you see, John Boy, When the New year comes resolutions.
People want to change themselves, make themselves better, but they
just don't seem to have the self discipline needed. So
affordable plastic surgery is a shortcut. This is a celebration
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of renewal, of fresh starts, where people can become the
phoenix rising from Arizona or something.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Like.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
The commercial says, need a new fanny called doctor parani.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
But if not just booties on display, the entire human
body is doctor Parani's canvas.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It seems like an odd choice.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh well, there's no seeming about it. It's odd, pretty
damn on it. It was either due happy new rear
now or pushing back a couple of months and do
new Keaster for Easter.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Well, good call. Yeah, so what's on tap?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's a great looking question, John Boy. Well, on Saturday morning,
we'll have the before and after parade where doctor Paranti's
customers march down the street carrying pictures of themselves before
the surgery. Some of those pictures are pretty startling. Mother
Nature has quite a sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Nothing funny, ha ha, funny, weird bingo.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
And we're not letting the cold weather put a chill
in the festivities. We've got a wet tea sweater contest
for all.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The ladies wet sweater.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Well, it's January, John Boy, and if this crew gets
a chest cold, it could be fatal. And there's a
big cash prize to whoever can guess which ones are
real and which ones aren't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Sign up.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah, I figured there will be an art show with
some original sculptures made of how shall I put it? Leftovers? Leftovers,
you know, all the scraps from cosmetic surgeries. They have
a one half scale batmobile made from those jobs.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're kidding?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Oh, I wish I was.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
We even have to keep it indoors during the cold
weather because God forbid it gets a running nose.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Hold my beer, John Boy. Be sure to attend the
Big Butter Churning sponsored by Chuck Sucket Liposuction Motiq.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well wait a second, is this a real butter churning
or are you using liposuction?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Fat?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Well, let's just say they sell it under the label
of I can't believe it's not buttocks. Wrong way to
go for that stop off at the stop off with
the food bazaar for some hot cross buns and surgically
altered chicken breast. You can pucker up at the Botox
Kissing Booth with our special guest, the most botuck lips
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in America, Holly Hoover. You have to sign a release
for him for that one. And if you're in the
moon for a nice relaxing romp, be sure to stop
by the recycled breast implant ball Crawl. Trust me, it's cozy.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So what's the grand finale?
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Oh, it's a humdinger, John boy, We've taken over the
fairgrounds that for the first time ever, two doctors will
compete head to head in the nuts for Butts live
plastic surgery competition center field, under the lights, regardless of weather.
Doctor Pirani at his art rival, Doctor Moisha Harpulian will
race to see who could finish their butt lift first.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Is that gonna be enough to hold an audience's attention.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Well, I'm sure the monster trucks racing side by side
around them will add to the suspense.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Guys, They're gonna be doing surgery outside in a non
steerile environment while being circled by space eating two ton
monster trucks that can't possibly be safe, So.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Don't get left behind. Come on down to the big
dismal Steepens Happy New Rear Festival this weekend. No ifs,
abs or butts get it. Yeah, not my best finisher.
Hold on.
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Speaker 1 (16:17):
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but he had a good he had a good season personally, Tater,
so that would help. And Sowarnson has been hot on
his locks lately. He's uh, he's kind of superstitious. He's
got a lucky dime that a toddler turned down. We
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heading into the divisional round of the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
How are you doing good? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was looking at you stuff. There's a last week
three and three. But for the season, your way up
one hundred and seventy nine wins, ninety nine losses, and
talking about your lock three straight locks. You had Kansas
City beating Miami by more than four and they won
by nineteen. Start off with that game, Tom Man, Miami
(17:55):
looked like they were just froze. I ain't never seen
the expression on Tua's face. Dad, Where are the Kansas
any like that?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Yeah? He had a fake smile that looked frozen on
his face. You know. That was that game. Miami went
in and they were minus their top three pass rushers
and they're probably their best interior defenseman and the line
was only four. So that was every once in a
while you get sort of a gift, and that was mine.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well, that's something. It's all depend on that game last
week Miami had had to go there and.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Ooh god, whip Hey.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I was teasing the story about your lucky dime. You
were you were somewhat superstitious when you're picking football games
from not swallowing wine, making a couple of laps around
the living room. But tell us about your lucky dime
you got going on.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Yeah, I was in a probably the coffee same coffee
shop you guys like to hang out in. But I
was in a coffee shop and I walked in and
a woman said, hey, you just dropped some change. And
I dropped a dime and I don't know where it
came from, but I picked it up and she was
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with her toddler, and I thought, come on, so I
went to the kid said open your mouth. And I
went to the kid and said, hey, you want this,
And the kid looked at me like I was crazy.
It was an upscale neighborhood, and I think he was
holding out for a quarter. So I earned that dime.
I mean, you can't just have a random dime. You
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got to earn it. And I earned it, and then
I put it by my picks a couple of weeks ago,
and I went to and Oh, and I thought it
was a good dime. And then last week I put
it next to I keep him in a notebook that
I've had all season. I put the dime next to
that and then Casey covered. So I just the dime
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is undefeated, and I keep it in a special place
so Miriam won't take it. And uh, in case my kids, grandkids,
anybody comes over, they don't get that time then. But
it is I do believe in that, and in real life,
I'm not superstitious. But when it comes to picks, you
the same way. I bet you sit in a certain
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chair or you just do stuff like that's her team forward.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, well it didn't work with the Panthers that so
I'm gonna have to I think I wanted to burn
my recliner.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
If you have a problem with gambling.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Four three, five, seven, Well, let's talk about other games
last week and the Packers and the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Obviously you didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
When not a whole lot of people saw Green Bay
just taking it to the Cowboys, you figured, man, maybe
this will be the year they finally they finally do something.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
But no, but now, and they are a great regular
season team. Is like saying you're great on weekdays, but
when the weekends come, you're terrible. When the playoffs come,
they are terrible. I mean they won the Super Bowl
in nineteen ninety six, which was the year after the
Carolina Panthers joined the league, and since then they are
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five and thirteen in the playoffs. And they were down.
I mean, green Bay's a seventh seed, and the seventh
seed has never won a playoff game since they've gone
to that system. And green Bay was forty eight sixteen
in the fourth quarter. And there's just something about the
Cowboys losing that makes people feel good inside. I don't
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know why if it's the pretense. I mean, they have
a good history. They invented cheerleaders with giant white vinyl boots,
and they've done a lot for you know, mankind. But
when they lose, it just kind of lifts everybody. Everybody's
unless you're a Cowboy fan, you're happy they lost it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
And of course Green Bay will be going to San
Francisco to play on Saturday. We'll talk about that in
a second. Phiadelphia, man, they just collapsed toward the last
watch seven games of the season and could not put
it together. Baker Mayfield and Tampa Bay beat them badly.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
You know, we watched Baker in training camp when he
was with the Panthers. I went down there to Spartanburg
with the Panthers train and watched him and he I
like certain things about him. I mean he was like
a motivational speaker on the sidelines, and you could see
him doing that when they beat Philadelphia. I mean, his
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teammates are dropping his passes instead of complaining. And man,
he's moving around like one of those pastors, just talking
and talking and getting people going. And he threw for
three tds, three hundred and thirty seven yards, no interceptions.
He just led and Philadelphia just gagged. I mean, they
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had Philadelphia's a better team, there was no question.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And what about the Detroit line playing the Los Angeles
Rams in Detroit, Tom.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
It was wonderful. I feel better about them winning than
I did about the Cowboys losing. You know, it was
a Lion's first home playoff victory in thirty two years,
and they would show the fans and then some of
the guys, hardcore looking guys, cried and they got to it.
You know, it's been so long, and it sometimes in
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the team wins as if it lifts the whole city.
And that's what the Lions victory did. And they'll they'll
play again at home this weekend, all.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, Buffalo and Pittsburgh Buffalo taking to Pittsburgh and kind
of a chili game as well.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
You would see fans throwing snow to celebrate, or you
see him throwing snow when Pittsburgh came close to scoring.
But Buffalo is really good, and they fired their offensive coordinator,
promoted a guy named Joe Brady used to be sinceive
coordinator and Charlotte and with the Panthers, and they just
were really good. And Josh Handling their quarterback is so good.
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Did you see that long touchdown run of.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
His Yeah, like over fifty yards. Kept expecting him to slide.
He just kept going.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Man his teammates he on slide, slide, slide, and it
just I really like the way they play.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I think they're in the tour the middle of the season. Huh,
what's wrong with the Bills? And I think didn't you
pick them to go to the Super Bowl at the
beginning of the season.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Tom, Yeah, I had them losing to San Francisco in
the Super Bowl, so I could still that could still happen. Well,
I think i'd still right now. I think that's what's
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All right, Well, you're gonna pick all the games.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
We got two on Saturday, Houston at Baltimore, Green Bay
at San Francisco, Sunday Tampa Bay at Detroit, and Kansas
City at Buffalo. So hang for that in about thirty minutes,
we'll see what you think. Time we'll get back up
with you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, boys, let's play wordy word right here, one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. We'll get
a couple of contestants saying play next. Good Friday morning,
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Big Show's on the radio. Today's feature track from the
Big Show bet Box, Gary Abuse's New Year's Resolutions starts
for a keyword New Year, Gary nine.
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To nine cents.
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You got over ten thousand tracks you choose from and
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Get in the Big Box. Here's my wonderful thing giveaway
as well.
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On their contest money can't get there, We'll call you
a lot of you won't play word the word.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We make out up and listen. I had everybody's head
about the battle wordy word of the worthy word. Let's
meet her contestants. We got Paul from.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sullivan, Indiana, Good Morning, Paul went good morning, Good morning.
Then we got Tammy from Statesville, North Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, good morning. All right, Tammy, that's Paul from Indiana. Paul,
that's Tammy nor Carolina's.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All Right, y'all, let's team up.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
We'll let the girls go out of Tammy and Tayter
on the same team.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Just going out in a good way of Taylor. Make
that expression, I mean the second I'll do.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I like close ups of Tayter on the zoom because
we can get that when she gets back in the studio.
Just ever, never mind a work on that letter. So uh, Paul,
your only John Boy's side here.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So let's see what we can do. Boysins and girls. Okay,
let's do it. Okay, all right, we gotta sit Rannie's
acting it out there. All right, Tammy, you relax. Me
and Paul gonna go for the first thirty seconds. All right,
you ready, Paul, I'm ready. All right, you shout him
mind down.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
We got a little delay on the phone that I
really hate.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But I'm not gonna we don't try to do them
you ought to complain about on the air as often
as possible.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, don't have any stupid that way, somebody will fix it.
We go, all right, Paul, here we go, Uh, start
the clock now, this makes you itchy? Poison?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
What iby?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Yes, iby?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
All right? This is a steak, A good cut of steak.
I'll have the blank What did you use? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh huh oh blank brown's at waffle house, smothered covered
blank browns. Yes, okay, rhymes with it. Your car you
have an accident, you're in a don't blank your car
you run it into something?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
A what?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yes? All right, rhymes with it. I got an itchy
thing on my body? Oh sorry, on your.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Right. Four on the board there, Paul, you did a
good job. So let's see what Tater and Tammy can
do with their round one. All right, Tammy, all right,
all right, all right, and.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Go all right. This is like where your skin gets
little red bumps.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's called a what the heat rash? Rhymes with it.
Take out the garbage, take out the fresh.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Uh a camera, This light will go off? What is
it called a flash? Rhymes with it?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
You curl these they're on your eyes, or you get
extensions on them, the hair on your eyes. Yes, rhymes
with it. This is blank potatoes, it's what they're all mushed.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Oh, there's a buzzer. Yeah, did you say mash?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
He did after the buzzer, But that is four on
the board, so it's tied up, y'all going in around two?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
All right, right, all right, Paul.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Let's see what we can do Bunny for our second
try you ready already and go the lone star state
is what?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Texas?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah? All right, pork and blank you eat them? Yeah?
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh, I'm tired. I'm gonna take an afternoon nap. Yeah,
all right, I'm gonna jump in the swimming. Yes, I'm
going to do these like a list of stuff I
have to do around the house. It's my daily yeah,
all right, A cool blank, A little wind a cool.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, wow, alright, good work there, Paul. What we end
up with that take six on that four a total
of ten? All right there, Paul, he's a player, he
is well now, Tammy and Tainer, if they can match
our six, it will force over time and seven will win.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Laying in front of you girls, all right, Tammy and Taylor, ready,
go ready?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
I need a tan because my skin is so what.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
But what's a what's the way of describing it?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Or you know, a.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Picket hell, yeah right, and then you uh Denham you
wear these on your These are pants denim pants, Lee
makes them LEVI yes, uh oh. When you need something, is.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
That a need or a what you are?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We needed?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yes? Rins with it.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
This is the place at the downstairs of a hotel?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Three seven for Tammy, Paul wins ten seven looks like that.
Tammy's you a good player? Tammy, sure are, baby, and
I hope you try again. You are will Banks well okay, sweety,
thank you, and Paul. Your prize pack headed to you
(31:14):
over Sullivan, Indiana. Joy that Southern East Variety pack for you.
Victory there, buddy, Hey, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Can I ask you, guys a question absolutely asked us
forever all right? Is married man retired?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Married man?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
He still has a job, his wife will never let
him retire, and his mother in law has moved in.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
His mother in law's moved in with him. We'll need
to do an episode for you.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
You do you do?
Speaker 6 (31:41):
We need some new episode of the married Man.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
You got it, buddy, Write that down, y'all Get on
a ball, God, buddy, you hang on, JACKI help you.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
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Requested bit time right here, say from Marissa Shoop Gaston. No,
that's Jackson, Tennessee. All right, I got it here. Marissa
says her boyfriend Billy listens to John Boy and Billy
Big Show religiously and even got her into it haha.
In fact, he's the manager of Old Hickory Carcare in Jackson,
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and they listened on ninety two point three over the
loud speakers in the bays. She wanted to request his
favorite song, Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue and dedicate
to him and all the hard work he does keeping
cars safe on the road. Tatter didn't have the heart
to tell her we don't take song requests. So we've
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got a hoyt in Delbert for Billy and the crew
in the shop Old Hickory Carcare, Jackson, Tennessee. Hey, y'all
did a good job making Marissa, letting her make her
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guys getting some crap. He's coming up next. Good Morning
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Big Shows on the radio requests a bitch from Marissa's shoe, Jackson, Tennesseee.
This goes out to her boyfriend Billy and all the
guys at Old Hickory Carr Care in Jackson Ego Boys.
Speaker 12 (33:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, The gen Nation Man and special guest
vocalist Marvin Webs to present a song based on all
our experiences at work.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Every day goes like this.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
I'm a dent puller, Babby. I'm gonna pull your dance
for you. I'm your dam pull a babe by. I'm
gonna pull your debts for you. I'll take a big
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suction cup line everything back up and leave you lucking
bed of than you. It wasn't Marvin.
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I'm a bundle maid. You gotta please, I Philteve, Oh,
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
I just.
Speaker 14 (34:52):
I'm the bundle maid. You gotta please, Phility, you knew
what we used.
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You know you know.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
I'm going to.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
Give you the hunts when I smoothed out all your
spots and put.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You back to give the game.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Come on.
Speaker 12 (35:23):
I'm the insurance suggestion that don't make any sense with
the insurance Suggester don't even work for us. He works
on the insurance tepent.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
He trys on milk.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
All right, let me try something in geral.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
I'm the paint booth pgnition. You know, maybe every job
at the body shop don't lend itself to a love making,
an analogy and a blue song. If you've been in
a rick.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bran he got a chick.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
And no, I think I don't word need it ain't good.
I think we're gonna need to get to our solo.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Get that.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's what then happen on the heady table. Give you
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a brand new factory.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Shan says a lot better than I had an.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Under head.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Tailor.
Speaker 15 (37:17):
Give you a brand new factors Shan. Once you have
my kind of buffin.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
You leave their motherboards behind.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Seem like lately.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
I got a bad case of the heady tailor blues.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, we're gonna start to do that.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
Listen, a bad case of the paint chop technician blue.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Though you didn't like that one. The bad case of
the should suggested blue. That definitely don't not.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
How about a.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Bad case of the body shop blue.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
I don't where you go with.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That big case of bluebody blue.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
That's what's up.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
And regret.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Fridays, January in nineteen, heading in to the divisional playoffs
of the NFL, I mean Tom Sorensen heading into this
weekend for the season, one hundred and seventy nine wins
the ninety nine losses, eighty games over five hundred and
three straight locks. That we'll pay attention since he got
(39:23):
his lucky dime that a toddler refused in an upscale
coffee house.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I like it, all right. It is divisional playoff weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
We start Saturday, four thirty Eastern on ABC and the
ESPN G just there, simul Cussen. Both of them usually
do the ten and seven Houston Texans at the thirteen
and four Baltimore Ravens. Of course, Houston had to play
last weekend. Baltimore got the rest.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Well you got you look at the quarterbacks. Houston hans
the rookie of the year in CJ. Stroud. Baltimore has
the MVP and the march Acts and Jackson is only
one in three in the playoffs. But I'll tell you
the Ravens had the best pass rush, the most sacks
in the league, and as good as Drout is, I
just trust that Baltimore defense, and I think the Ravens
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went a close one at home.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
How about that? All right? Baltimore over the rookie phenom.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Let's go to game two on Saturday and Saturday night,
eight fifteen Eastern on Fox nine and eight Green Bay
Packers at the twelve and five San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Well, speaking of FeNiS Jordan Love, the Green Bay quarterback
has been phenomenal since week ten. He's the number two
rated in terms of passer rating quarterback in the league.
And it's easy based defense despite the way they handle
Cowboys as suspect, and San Francisco can exploit that and
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they're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
The San Francisco will beats the Green Bay Packers Saturday night.
All right, down to home teams so far each got
rest last weekend. We go to Sunday, three pm Eastern
on NBC the nine and eight Tampa Bay Buccaneers of
the twelve and five Detroit Lines.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
This one is funny. You have two quarterbacks who drafted
really high as the number one high and then took
them a while to find themselves. And you have Mayfield
for Tampa Bay and you have a golf for Detroit.
But I tell Detroit has such a good running game
and so many good receivers, and that crowd is going
to be stoked, and I just can't see the Buccaneers
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winning there. So I like the Thirm can win. Depit fantas.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Detroit lines will win.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And then Sunday, well, late Sunday evening, six thirty pm
on CBS eleven and six, Kansas City Chiefs at the
eleven and six Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Well, you look at Mahomes and Allen the quarterbacks. Mahomes
is two and oh against down in the playoffs. But
this is a really interesting stat to me. This will
be the first road game Mahomes has ever played in
the playoffs. He had the previous fifteen He's either played
at home or at the neutral site super Bowl. And
Buffalo is a two and a half point favorite. But
(42:39):
I think they just have it rolling. I think they
are the better team. I think they want it by touchdown.
And the Bills are my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All Right, Buffalo Bills a lot of the week beating
Kansas City by more than two and a half points.
You got Detroit beating Tampa Bay and forty nine ers
over the Packers, Baltimore Beach Houston. Here go, buddy, Let's
see what it is and let's enjoy our divisional playoffs.
We're gonna gonna take some time next week, and when
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we get back, I guess we'll be heading into the
super Bowl, won't way.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
We will, and the Lucky Dime will be in all
right top.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
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Have a great weekend.
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A y'all, have great rest of your day. We love
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Good Friday morning. There's a Big Show on the radio.
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Let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
My said, take them around our blond.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Look you gotta close up on the zoominer plush, well
lit supply room in her house with her three dogs, Rennie,
Murphy and Sophie.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Did you notice I think you got tour the other
day when you were making fun of the mess.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
Look like you cleaned up right around, but behind your
background is neat.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
You're welcome bar.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
All right, well that's made our contestant. It's Bob from Berkeley,
West Virginia.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Good morning, Bob, Good morning there, John Boys, Billy, this morning,
Big Friday to.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You too, Bob.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
All right, body, Well you got a shot at this
big old Smith and Wesson prize.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Fact that Paul Roger.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Was, Okay, what you gotta do is get two bells
before two buzzards. That means you gotta figure out our
blonde Marcy tater Ran.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
All right, all right?
Speaker 6 (02:02):
Can I say hi to Marthy?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Please?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Hi, Marthy, I'm going to beat your butt. Well, nice to.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Meet you, Nice to meet you.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Here's a way. Yeah, be afraid all right, well, be
afraid of what?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
Mary?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Y'all be all right? All right, y'all ready to get
into it? Do you want.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
To what am I doing? Later? I ain't doing nothing
later Mary?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Sure? Please?
Speaker 6 (02:38):
Bob?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Got a lot going on here?
Speaker 6 (02:41):
Do you like?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
All right? Here we go, Here we go? All right,
here we go? All right, Marcy?
Speaker 8 (02:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Which of your.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Hm hmm.
Speaker 7 (02:58):
For Randy, I would say his sense of decent, some decency, okay.
Which of your five senses tend to diminish? Say your hearing?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
The hearing? Hearing? Bob? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (03:21):
I disagree. I think it's my eyes.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Okay, Well this isn't about you personally, but let's see.
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Well I disagree.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, Bob disagrees, and that was the thing to do. Yes,
all of the all.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Of them diminish?
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Is it says a normal aging process, because there's gradual
losses to the century system. Generally, these changes begin around
the age of fifty years old.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's about the time we quit blaming it on the dog.
Also add a lot of hot sauce.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Please, and Joe your senses all right, so that is
a bell for Bob. You get this one right, You
got the smith and Western prize pack.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Marcy in Hawaiian?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Does it take more than three words to say I
love you?
Speaker 6 (04:18):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
It takes a lot more.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
Yeah, like a fat wallet. I'm gonna say that. No,
are you just one word?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Aloha? Aloha covers it all?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
So Mary says, no, no, you, It does not take
more than three words to say I love you.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Something about a fat wallet in there? So, Bob some money?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 6 (04:50):
I'm gonna have to disagree because I think that means pop,
I disagree, I disagree.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I disagree you sure, so you disagree?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
And that is the thing you do. Yes, you let
the two questions, Bob, Actually you want you so y'all
will know it takes four a You're right, Mars, your
lo has in there.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Aloha wah woh woh oh eu woo e OOHI.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Bob, your smithing wasn't prized back head up to Berkeley
for you that buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Al Right there, my friends, thank you very much. Hey, Brsi,
I still love you, honey.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
I love you to know you won't matter.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Hey, by the way, down Boy and Billy, I am
a first time caller.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
All way, mom, you did a good job about all
the words you knew.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Alrighty th thank you, watamny guy, wear the top of
your news.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
We get you called up.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Get our time caps over this January the nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
They all for life.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Oh the partner Deroda. I don't think that's right too.
Excuse me while I whipped this out.
Speaker 10 (07:28):
Somebody's got to go back and get a buttload of dimes.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Let's visit.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I'm I want you to seduce the Sheriff of rock
Ridge and an abandoned him.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Let me just have a little touch.
Speaker 11 (07:46):
Hello, boys, I missed you, Amy, I am not from Havana.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, we know that would pretty well.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
You're doing for Randolph Scott.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You don't need, she says, we don't care. If it's
the first act of Henry the Fifth, leave it. Howurd
Johnson was right.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Lily von Stoopid Old Lily. Thank y'all that came out
of nowhere.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
It is Jackie's favorite movie.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
She learns about movies from Marsia, you know, said Fraser's
her favorite TV show.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Now, so she's catching up, said the man who just
watched ET. Well, good morning, why let black hope there
wed Wolves Jean Boy and Billy Howard Johnson is right.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good Friday morning. You went
(09:38):
to big show heading into the weekend. Well, there's always
something exciting happening in Dismal sept South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Here, don't tell us all about it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
The Honorable Mayor Merwin Coop fiddle Swoop, Good morning, mister Mayor.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Good morning, John Boy and Billy and all the Big
Show gang. We Dismal Sea Pigeons are focused on the future.
I'm proud to announce the first annual Dismal Seepage Happy
New Rear Festival, Happy New Rear. Well, it's nice to
see you were listening this time. That's right, John Boy,
The Happy New Rear Festival sponsored by the offices of
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doctor Danny Porani, Cosmetic surgery Artiste. I don't get it,
you see, John Boy, When the New year comes resolutions.
People want to change themselves, make themselves better, but they
just don't seem to have the self discipline needed. So
affordable plastic surgery is a shortcut. This is a celebration
(10:39):
of renewal, of fresh starts, where people can become the
phoenix rising from Arizona or something.
Speaker 6 (10:49):
Like.
Speaker 8 (10:49):
The commercial says, need a new fanny called doctor parani.
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Ah.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
But if not just booties on display, the entire human
body is doctor Parani's canvas.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
It seems like an odd choice.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
Oh well, there's no seeming about it. It's odd, pretty
damn on it. It was either due happy new rear
now or pushing back a couple of months and do
new Keaster for Easter.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Well, good call. Yeah, so what's on tap?
Speaker 8 (11:16):
That's a great looking question, John Boy. Well, on Saturday morning,
we'll have the before and after parade where doctor Paranti's
customers march down the street carrying pictures of themselves before
the surgery. Some of those pictures are pretty startling. Mother
Nature has quite a sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Nothing funny, ha ha, funny, weird bingo.
Speaker 8 (11:39):
And we're not letting the cold weather put a chill
in the festivities. We've got a wet tea sweater contest
for all.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
The ladies wet sweater.
Speaker 8 (11:47):
Well, it's January, John Boy, and if this crew gets
a chest cold, it could be fatal. And there's a
big cash prize to whoever can guess which ones are
real and which ones aren't.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Sign up.
Speaker 8 (11:58):
Yeah, I figured there will be an art show with
some original sculptures made of how shall I put it? Leftovers? Leftovers,
you know, all the scraps from cosmetic surgeries. They have
a one half scale batmobile made from those jobs.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
You're kidding?
Speaker 6 (12:16):
Oh, I wish I was.
Speaker 8 (12:19):
We even have to keep it indoors during the cold
weather because God forbid it gets a running nose.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Well, that's the grossest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 8 (12:26):
Hold my beer, John Boy. Be sure to attend the
Big Butter Churning sponsored by Chuck Sucket Liposuction Motiq.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Well wait a second, is this a real butter churning
or are you using liposuction?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Fat?
Speaker 8 (12:43):
Well, let's just say they sell it under the label
of I can't believe it's not buttocks. Wrong way to
go for that stop off at the stop off with
the food bazaar for some hot cross buns and surgically
altered chicken breast. You can pucker up at the Botox
Kissing Booth with our special guest, the most botuck lips
(13:05):
in America, Holly Hoover. You have to sign a release
for him for that one. And if you're in the
moon for a nice relaxing romp, be sure to stop
by the recycled breast implant ball Crawl. Trust me, it's cozy.
Speaker 2 (13:19):
So what's the grand finale?
Speaker 8 (13:22):
Oh, it's a humdinger, John boy, We've taken over the
fairgrounds that for the first time ever, two doctors will
compete head to head in the nuts for Butts live
plastic surgery competition center field, under the lights, regardless of weather.
Doctor Pirani at his art rival, Doctor Moisha Harpulian will
race to see who could finish their butt lift first.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Is that gonna be enough to hold an audience's attention.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
Well, I'm sure the monster trucks racing side by side
around them will add to the suspense.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Guys, They're gonna be doing surgery outside in a non
steerile environment while being circled by space eating two ton
monster trucks that can't possibly be safe, So.
Speaker 8 (14:05):
Don't get left behind. Come on down to the big
dismal Steepens Happy New Rear Festival this weekend. No ifs,
abs or butts get it. Yeah, not my best finisher.
Hold on.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Good morning, the big shows on the radio, appointed mis man,
I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
What come on? Bloody hell?
Speaker 8 (14:33):
Hello, this is Ozzie Osborn and I hate Bubbles, but
I love Jumble and Billy and the whole gang.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
It the big shirt. Who are we talking about? Rocky roll? Listen,
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I mean the Carolina Panthers sign an original psl.
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Oh no shoe hot have a good season.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, that didn't help when o'luva was in the studio,
but he had a good he had a good season personally, Tater,
so that would help. And Sowarnson has been hot on
his locks lately. He's uh, he's kind of superstitious. He's
got a lucky dime that a toddler turned down. We
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will find out that whole story when he joins us.
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heading into the divisional round of the playoffs.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
Good morning, Tom, Good morning, John boy.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
How are you doing good? Buddy?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
I was looking at you stuff. There's a last week
three and three. But for the season, your way up
one hundred and seventy nine wins, ninety nine losses, and
talking about your lock three straight locks. You had Kansas
City beating Miami by more than four and they won
by nineteen. Start off with that game, Tom Man, Miami
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looked like they were just froze. I ain't never seen
the expression on Tua's face. Dad, Where are the Kansas
any like that?
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Yeah? He had a fake smile that looked frozen on
his face. You know. That was that game. Miami went
in and they were minus their top three pass rushers
and they're probably their best interior defenseman and the line
was only four. So that was every once in a
while you get sort of a gift, and that was mine.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Well, that's something. It's all depend on that game last
week Miami had had to go there and.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Ooh god, whip Hey.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
I was teasing the story about your lucky dime. You
were you were somewhat superstitious when you're picking football games
from not swallowing wine, making a couple of laps around
the living room. But tell us about your lucky dime
you got going on.
Speaker 6 (18:47):
Yeah, I was in a probably the coffee same coffee
shop you guys like to hang out in. But I
was in a coffee shop and I walked in and
a woman said, hey, you just dropped some change. And
I dropped a dime and I don't know where it
came from, but I picked it up and she was
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with her toddler, and I thought, come on, so I
went to the kid said open your mouth. And I
went to the kid and said, hey, you want this,
And the kid looked at me like I was crazy.
It was an upscale neighborhood, and I think he was
holding out for a quarter. So I earned that dime.
I mean, you can't just have a random dime. You
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got to earn it. And I earned it, and then
I put it by my picks a couple of weeks ago,
and I went to and Oh, and I thought it
was a good dime. And then last week I put
it next to I keep him in a notebook that
I've had all season. I put the dime next to
that and then Casey covered. So I just the dime
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is undefeated, and I keep it in a special place
so Miriam won't take it. And uh, in case my kids, grandkids,
anybody comes over, they don't get that time then. But
it is I do believe in that, and in real life,
I'm not superstitious. But when it comes to picks, you
the same way. I bet you sit in a certain
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chair or you just do stuff like that's her team forward.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah, well it didn't work with the Panthers that so
I'm gonna have to I think I wanted to burn
my recliner.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
If you have a problem with gambling.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Four three, five, seven, Well, let's talk about other games
last week and the Packers and the Cowboys.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
Obviously you didn't see that.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
When not a whole lot of people saw Green Bay
just taking it to the Cowboys, you figured, man, maybe
this will be the year they finally they finally do something.
Speaker 6 (20:48):
But no, but now, and they are a great regular
season team. Is like saying you're great on weekdays, but
when the weekends come, you're terrible. When the playoffs come,
they are terrible. I mean they won the Super Bowl
in nineteen ninety six, which was the year after the
Carolina Panthers joined the league, and since then they are
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five and thirteen in the playoffs. And they were down.
I mean, green Bay's a seventh seed, and the seventh
seed has never won a playoff game since they've gone
to that system. And green Bay was forty eight sixteen
in the fourth quarter. And there's just something about the
Cowboys losing that makes people feel good inside. I don't
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know why if it's the pretense. I mean, they have
a good history. They invented cheerleaders with giant white vinyl boots,
and they've done a lot for you know, mankind. But
when they lose, it just kind of lifts everybody. Everybody's
unless you're a Cowboy fan, you're happy they lost it.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
And of course Green Bay will be going to San
Francisco to play on Saturday. We'll talk about that in
a second. Phiadelphia, man, they just collapsed toward the last
watch seven games of the season and could not put
it together. Baker Mayfield and Tampa Bay beat them badly.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
You know, we watched Baker in training camp when he
was with the Panthers. I went down there to Spartanburg
with the Panthers train and watched him and he I
like certain things about him. I mean he was like
a motivational speaker on the sidelines, and you could see
him doing that when they beat Philadelphia. I mean, his
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teammates are dropping his passes instead of complaining. And man,
he's moving around like one of those pastors, just talking
and talking and getting people going. And he threw for
three tds, three hundred and thirty seven yards, no interceptions.
He just led and Philadelphia just gagged. I mean, they
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had Philadelphia's a better team, there was no question.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
And what about the Detroit line playing the Los Angeles
Rams in Detroit, Tom.
Speaker 6 (23:05):
It was wonderful. I feel better about them winning than
I did about the Cowboys losing. You know, it was
a Lion's first home playoff victory in thirty two years,
and they would show the fans and then some of
the guys, hardcore looking guys, cried and they got to it.
You know, it's been so long, and it sometimes in
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the team wins as if it lifts the whole city.
And that's what the Lions victory did. And they'll they'll
play again at home this weekend, all.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Right, Buffalo and Pittsburgh Buffalo taking to Pittsburgh and kind
of a chili game as well.
Speaker 6 (23:44):
You would see fans throwing snow to celebrate, or you
see him throwing snow when Pittsburgh came close to scoring.
But Buffalo is really good, and they fired their offensive coordinator,
promoted a guy named Joe Brady used to be sinceive
coordinator and Charlotte and with the Panthers, and they just
were really good. And Josh Handling their quarterback is so good.
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Did you see that long touchdown run of.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
His Yeah, like over fifty yards. Kept expecting him to slide.
He just kept going.
Speaker 6 (24:15):
Man his teammates he on slide, slide, slide, and it
just I really like the way they play.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
I think they're in the tour the middle of the season. Huh,
what's wrong with the Bills? And I think didn't you
pick them to go to the Super Bowl at the
beginning of the season.
Speaker 6 (24:32):
Tom, Yeah, I had them losing to San Francisco in
the Super Bowl, so I could still that could still happen. Well,
I think i'd still right now. I think that's what's
gonna happen.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
All right, Well, you're gonna pick all the games.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
We got two on Saturday, Houston at Baltimore, Green Bay
at San Francisco, Sunday Tampa Bay at Detroit, and Kansas
City at Buffalo. So hang for that in about thirty minutes,
we'll see what you think. Time we'll get back up
with you, buddy.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
All right, boys, let's play wordy word right here, one
eight hundred Big Show. You told free line. We'll get
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Speaker 1 (25:56):
On their contest money can't get there, We'll call you
a lot of you won't play word the word.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
We make out up and listen. I had everybody's head
about the battle wordy word of the worthy word. Let's
meet her contestants. We got Paul from.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
Sullivan, Indiana, Good Morning, Paul went good morning, Good morning.
Then we got Tammy from Statesville, North Carolina. Good morning, Tammy,
Good morning, good morning. All right, Tammy, that's Paul from Indiana. Paul,
that's Tammy nor Carolina's.
Speaker 12 (26:31):
Paul.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
All Right, y'all, let's team up.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
We'll let the girls go out of Tammy and Tayter
on the same team.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Just going out in a good way of Taylor. Make
that expression, I mean the second I'll do.
Speaker 6 (26:44):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
I like close ups of Tayter on the zoom because
we can get that when she gets back in the studio.
Just ever, never mind a work on that letter. So uh, Paul,
your only John Boy's side here.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
So let's see what we can do. Boysins and girls. Okay,
let's do it. Okay, all right, we gotta sit Rannie's
acting it out there. All right, Tammy, you relax. Me
and Paul gonna go for the first thirty seconds. All right,
you ready, Paul, I'm ready. All right, you shout him
mind down.
Speaker 6 (27:17):
Now.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
We got a little delay on the phone that I
really hate.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But I'm not gonna we don't try to do them
you ought to complain about on the air as often
as possible.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
No, don't have any stupid that way, somebody will fix it.
We go, all right, Paul, here we go, Uh, start
the clock now, this makes you itchy? Poison?
Speaker 6 (27:38):
What iby?
Speaker 8 (27:40):
Yes, iby?
Speaker 2 (27:41):
All right? This is a steak, A good cut of steak.
I'll have the blank What did you use? Yes?
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Uh huh oh blank brown's at waffle house, smothered covered
blank browns. Yes, okay, rhymes with it. Your car you
have an accident, you're in a don't blank your car
you run it into something?
Speaker 6 (28:03):
A what?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yes? All right, rhymes with it. I got an itchy
thing on my body? Oh sorry, on your.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Right. Four on the board there, Paul, you did a
good job. So let's see what Tater and Tammy can
do with their round one. All right, Tammy, all right,
all right, all right, and.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Go all right. This is like where your skin gets
little red bumps.
Speaker 2 (28:31):
It's called a what the heat rash? Rhymes with it.
Take out the garbage, take out the fresh.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yes, there you go.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Uh a camera, This light will go off? What is
it called a flash? Rhymes with it?
Speaker 7 (28:49):
You curl these they're on your eyes, or you get
extensions on them, the hair on your eyes. Yes, rhymes
with it. This is blank potatoes, it's what they're all mushed.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Oh, there's a buzzer. Yeah, did you say mash?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
He did after the buzzer, But that is four on
the board, so it's tied up, y'all going in around two?
Speaker 2 (29:13):
All right, right, all right, Paul.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Let's see what we can do Bunny for our second
try you ready already and go the lone star state
is what?
Speaker 6 (29:25):
Texas?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah? All right, pork and blank you eat them? Yeah?
All right.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Oh, I'm tired. I'm gonna take an afternoon nap. Yeah,
all right, I'm gonna jump in the swimming. Yes, I'm
going to do these like a list of stuff I
have to do around the house. It's my daily yeah,
all right, A cool blank, A little wind a cool.
Speaker 8 (29:51):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (29:51):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Okay, wow, alright, good work there, Paul. What we end
up with that take six on that four a total
of ten? All right there, Paul, he's a player, he
is well now, Tammy and Tainer, if they can match
our six, it will force over time and seven will win.
Speaker 6 (30:12):
All right.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Laying in front of you girls, all right, Tammy and Taylor, ready,
go ready?
Speaker 7 (30:19):
I need a tan because my skin is so what.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
What?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (30:25):
But what's a what's the way of describing it?
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Or you know, a.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
Picket hell, yeah right, and then you uh Denham you
wear these on your These are pants denim pants, Lee
makes them LEVI yes, uh oh. When you need something, is.
Speaker 6 (30:41):
That a need or a what you are?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
We needed?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Yes? Rins with it.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
This is the place at the downstairs of a hotel?
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Three seven for Tammy, Paul wins ten seven looks like that.
Tammy's you a good player? Tammy, sure are, baby, and
I hope you try again. You are will Banks well okay, sweety,
thank you, and Paul. Your prize pack headed to you
(31:14):
over Sullivan, Indiana. Joy that Southern East Variety pack for you.
Victory there, buddy, Hey, thank you.
Speaker 6 (31:21):
Can I ask you, guys a question absolutely asked us
forever all right? Is married man retired?
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Married man?
Speaker 6 (31:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:29):
He still has a job, his wife will never let
him retire, and his mother in law has moved in.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
His mother in law's moved in with him. We'll need
to do an episode for you.
Speaker 7 (31:40):
You do you do?
Speaker 6 (31:41):
We need some new episode of the married Man.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
You got it, buddy, Write that down, y'all Get on
a ball, God, buddy, you hang on, JACKI help you.
Speaker 2 (31:52):
Good morning, got a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Requested bit time right here, say from Marissa Shoop Gaston. No,
that's Jackson, Tennessee. All right, I got it here. Marissa
says her boyfriend Billy listens to John Boy and Billy
Big Show religiously and even got her into it haha.
In fact, he's the manager of Old Hickory Carcare in Jackson,
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and they listened on ninety two point three over the
loud speakers in the bays. She wanted to request his
favorite song, Home Sweet Home by Motley Crue and dedicate
to him and all the hard work he does keeping
cars safe on the road. Tatter didn't have the heart
to tell her we don't take song requests. So we've
(32:37):
got a hoyt in Delbert for Billy and the crew
in the shop Old Hickory Carcare, Jackson, Tennessee. Hey, y'all
did a good job making Marissa, letting her make her
boyfriend happy. Not that he's thinking about her. All the
guys getting some crap. He's coming up next. Good Morning
(33:22):
Big Shows on the radio requests a bitch from Marissa's shoe, Jackson, Tennesseee.
This goes out to her boyfriend Billy and all the
guys at Old Hickory Carr Care in Jackson Ego Boys.
Speaker 12 (33:38):
Ladies and gentlemen, The gen Nation Man and special guest
vocalist Marvin Webs to present a song based on all
our experiences at work.
Speaker 6 (33:48):
Every day goes like this.
Speaker 12 (33:51):
I'm a dent puller, Babby. I'm gonna pull your dance
for you. I'm your dam pull a babe by. I'm
gonna pull your debts for you. I'll take a big
(34:22):
suction cup line everything back up and leave you lucking
bed of than you. It wasn't Marvin.
Speaker 13 (34:37):
I'm a bundle maid. You gotta please, I Philteve, Oh,
I'm good.
Speaker 7 (34:47):
I just.
Speaker 14 (34:52):
I'm the bundle maid. You gotta please, Phility, you knew
what we used.
Speaker 8 (35:03):
You know you know.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
I'm going to.
Speaker 13 (35:08):
Give you the hunts when I smoothed out all your
spots and put.
Speaker 2 (35:17):
You back to give the game.
Speaker 8 (35:21):
Come on.
Speaker 12 (35:23):
I'm the insurance suggestion that don't make any sense with
the insurance Suggester don't even work for us. He works
on the insurance tepent.
Speaker 6 (35:33):
He trys on milk.
Speaker 12 (35:34):
All right, let me try something in geral.
Speaker 6 (35:36):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 12 (35:39):
I'm the paint booth pgnition. You know, maybe every job
at the body shop don't lend itself to a love making,
an analogy and a blue song. If you've been in
a rick.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
Bran he got a chick.
Speaker 12 (36:02):
And no, I think I don't word need it ain't good.
I think we're gonna need to get to our solo.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Get that.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
That's what then happen on the heady table. Give you
(37:02):
a brand new factory.
Speaker 12 (37:04):
Shan says a lot better than I had an.
Speaker 7 (37:11):
Under head.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Tailor.
Speaker 15 (37:17):
Give you a brand new factors Shan. Once you have
my kind of buffin.
Speaker 12 (37:32):
You leave their motherboards behind.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
Seem like lately.
Speaker 14 (37:42):
I got a bad case of the heady tailor blues.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, we're gonna start to do that.
Speaker 10 (37:49):
Listen, a bad case of the paint chop technician blue.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
Though you didn't like that one. The bad case of
the should suggested blue. That definitely don't not.
Speaker 6 (38:04):
How about a.
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Bad case of the body shop blue.
Speaker 12 (38:08):
I don't where you go with.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
That big case of bluebody blue.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
That's what's up.
Speaker 6 (38:26):
And regret.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Fridays, January in nineteen, heading in to the divisional playoffs
of the NFL, I mean Tom Sorensen heading into this
weekend for the season, one hundred and seventy nine wins
the ninety nine losses, eighty games over five hundred and
three straight locks. That we'll pay attention since he got
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his lucky dime that a toddler refused in an upscale
coffee house.
Speaker 2 (39:30):
I like it, all right. It is divisional playoff weekend.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
We start Saturday, four thirty Eastern on ABC and the
ESPN G just there, simul Cussen. Both of them usually
do the ten and seven Houston Texans at the thirteen
and four Baltimore Ravens. Of course, Houston had to play
last weekend. Baltimore got the rest.
Speaker 6 (40:01):
Well you got you look at the quarterbacks. Houston hans
the rookie of the year in CJ. Stroud. Baltimore has
the MVP and the march Acts and Jackson is only
one in three in the playoffs. But I'll tell you
the Ravens had the best pass rush, the most sacks
in the league, and as good as Drout is, I
just trust that Baltimore defense, and I think the Ravens
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went a close one at home.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
How about that? All right? Baltimore over the rookie phenom.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Let's go to game two on Saturday and Saturday night,
eight fifteen Eastern on Fox nine and eight Green Bay
Packers at the twelve and five San Francisco forty nine Ers.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
Well, speaking of FeNiS Jordan Love, the Green Bay quarterback
has been phenomenal since week ten. He's the number two
rated in terms of passer rating quarterback in the league.
And it's easy based defense despite the way they handle
Cowboys as suspect, and San Francisco can exploit that and
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they're gonna win.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
The San Francisco will beats the Green Bay Packers Saturday night.
All right, down to home teams so far each got
rest last weekend. We go to Sunday, three pm Eastern
on NBC the nine and eight Tampa Bay Buccaneers of
the twelve and five Detroit Lines.
Speaker 6 (41:32):
This one is funny. You have two quarterbacks who drafted
really high as the number one high and then took
them a while to find themselves. And you have Mayfield
for Tampa Bay and you have a golf for Detroit.
But I tell Detroit has such a good running game
and so many good receivers, and that crowd is going
to be stoked, and I just can't see the Buccaneers
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winning there. So I like the Thirm can win. Depit fantas.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
Detroit lines will win.
Speaker 1 (42:05):
And then Sunday, well, late Sunday evening, six thirty pm
on CBS eleven and six, Kansas City Chiefs at the
eleven and six Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 6 (42:16):
Well, you look at Mahomes and Allen the quarterbacks. Mahomes
is two and oh against down in the playoffs. But
this is a really interesting stat to me. This will
be the first road game Mahomes has ever played in
the playoffs. He had the previous fifteen He's either played
at home or at the neutral site super Bowl. And
Buffalo is a two and a half point favorite. But
(42:39):
I think they just have it rolling. I think they
are the better team. I think they want it by touchdown.
And the Bills are my lock of the week.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
All Right, Buffalo Bills a lot of the week beating
Kansas City by more than two and a half points.
You got Detroit beating Tampa Bay and forty nine ers
over the Packers, Baltimore Beach Houston. Here go, buddy, Let's
see what it is and let's enjoy our divisional playoffs.
We're gonna gonna take some time next week, and when
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we get back, I guess we'll be heading into the
super Bowl, won't way.
Speaker 6 (43:13):
We will, and the Lucky Dime will be in all
right top.
Speaker 2 (43:18):
Thank you, buddy. I have a great weekend.
Speaker 6 (43:21):
Have a great weekend.
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