November 22, 2024 • 35 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, John Boy shares some of the stupid things people have asked “dear Abby”.. - JD’s 24-Hour Store is having “No Particular Reason” sale.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a script entitled, “A Whale of a Tale”.. - We’ll have Randy Riddle from the Samaritan’s Purse in to talk about Collection Week going on now for Operation Christmas Child.. - Ever wonder why the plans for a John Boy & Billy movie went silent? - We’ll reveal the answer.. - Legendary musician Warren Haynes pays us a visit in the studio and it is uh-maze-ing!.. - and we’ll wrap things up with another letter from a listener!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Good morning, is a big show on the radio. It
is Kernavan's quiz time, bidle what we're dealing with.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We got the results of a BBC poll on dream destination.
Dream destination the place you've always wanted to go. Oh,
I thought like if you dreamed you're going somewhere and
tell you about you. No, that usually ends up being
you know, at school and you're naked and it's time
to take the test.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Say well, I was at school naked, skipping test. What
does that tell me about myself? That your life is
like a dream? All right, well, dream destinations, let's deal
with that one eight hundred big show. You're told free line,
big call her nine, take see and win right now? Hey,
(01:08):
good morning, the big show is right here on the radio.
Appreciate y'all having it own. Can be ready to go up? Okay, come.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Willis quiz.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
Say calling them? Nine are contesting out of Cookville, Tennessee.
It's Myers. Good morning, Myers, Hey.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Good morning John Brown. Actually from Bambridge, Georgia. I'm just
on the route traveling up here in Cookville.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're going through Cookville.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm going through Cookville.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, appreciate you taking a big Show. What did that,
Ad Myers?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'll see if you can win, buddy, all right, I
want to do it all right, here we go. What
is the one place you'd like to see before you die?
That was the subject of a poll by the British
Broadcasting Company. The top ten results have just been released
and none of them are actually in Britain. Finishing number
one in the poll the Grand Canyon in Arizona, followed
closely by the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and Disney
(02:05):
World in Florida. Now The Big Show just completed an
informal poll of our own. The place we would most
likely to see before we die is a New Orleans
during Marty Grass b Times Square during the New Year's
Eve celebration, or see the backstage dressing room during the
Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
A right, John, Well, I'm an auctioneer. Can I answer
this like an auction Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Absolutely already.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You would bomb bombay to A to a, not a
how bad it be? Well, bom bomba to be out
dam it would have bombombed C.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I like that, man, all right, I'd like to do
it for you some more.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh, go ahead, I travel all over the country, doing
these auctions, doing doing, doing a lot of things. So
that that's what I do. If you ever have anything
in North Carolina, I'd like to come visit you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, So good, alright, myers, hold on, Jackie, get
all your information so we'll know where to send this
prize pack. We're going to get in touch with you.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I buddy, good deal.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Thank you, John Boyd, thank you everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Still another prize back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big shollo letting somebody better tamn
it than me, tell you than me. All right. Time
might be the Big Show, that stiff picking me up
at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
When I'm not hanging up on ray thing fat Boy
and trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness, I'm
listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John
Boynt Billy on the Big Show. Oh Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello, good morning.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
The Big Show is on the radio. Thank you for
your correspondence, appreciating the hard work. It goes into the
Saturday edition Big Show, and lord knows we're not gonna
do any of it. Another big show right here, Please
be on your radio six days a week, alright, whether
we need to or don't.
Speaker 7 (04:37):
You remember that period you went through where everything out
of your mouth was something about the John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Movie and it didn't didn't play right?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Yeah, Well, I got to take the show, folks, let's
quead and put it out on the table.
Speaker 7 (04:49):
You know why that didn't work out because at some
point along the way it got to the point where
it was actually looking like it was going to happen,
and John Boy went, how long do I have to
How much work is that I don't have to be.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Showing?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let me get this straight, Get up in the morning after,
do the show, and then go and film the movie
for the rest of the day for like three months. Now.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know it wasn't going to be Gladiator. You weren't
going to be doing a whole lot of stunts, right.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
So if it was set at the Rose, So if
there's a documentary artist out there who wants to follow
John Boy home for the nap, you got a movie.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh man, all right, well ahead to rethink his thing,
all right, I think we already did. All right, Hey,
we already stole this other good idea. How about I
eat McDonald's every day for a moment.
Speaker 9 (06:05):
You'm one of the big shows right there on the radio,
headed toward I'm picking time. Here's Friday More, Warren haynes Man,
Warren ben Holman, brothers Man, Grammy nominated Songs Best Interimental
Rock Performance, True Gravity, kind of Bird. He's played with
jazz man John Schofield, bluesman like John Lee Hooker, Willie Dixon, Albercollin.
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have worn in him. Right now, he was at a
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Speaker 1 (07:39):
Good morning is a Big show on radio.
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Good borrow loyal subjects and ye old big Scholand.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
This is his royal majesty Teak v Doll. What is that?
Speaker 11 (07:52):
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and Sabilly not quite mound, but at least twice his spots,
and they are doing their best to put the dumb
back in Kingdom. You're doing your dooty by listening to
the live drinks of plenty here on the Big Show.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, good morning, Big Shows on the radio. John Boy Bella,
(08:49):
Jackie rand It and Warren Haynes at the Big Show Studio.
Well it's good morning, Warren. How's it going, good Man,
Good to have you here. We'll get you scrubbing off
and we're gonna play Dollywood Squares. Yeah, Warren's gonna be
our special guest celebrity, last chance of Jordan the winners.
All right, hanging out with war Gonna play some games
and hang here on a big show. How I won't
(09:11):
I'm blowing out? Good morning? A big show is on
the radio, all right, Warren? Yes, man, I tell you
what you bout to play with? About everybody? Hadn't you
working on it? Start us out with your life in music?
How old were you when you started playing?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
I started singing when I was about seven, twelve when
I started playing, and then fourteen when I started playing
in nightclubs And.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Really, did you have a fake idea? Or you know
you didn't need one back there?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
And then when I was nineteen or twenty, I started
playing with David allen Coe, who is the crazy man mad?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How was it touring with with Dac?
Speaker 12 (09:54):
You know, I found myself immediately going I should have
gone to college.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It was so much life wrapped.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Up in one quick little adventure.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
You know.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
I was there for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
But man, I tell him stuff. I've seen him of
course in concert a lot. He's moody sometimes. Boy, that's another.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
I think I think I saw him in a good
mood once, but no, we go, we go way back.
He's just the craziest thing that ever walked the earth,
you know. And I got an education there and a
lot more than I needed. But but he was the
guy that introduced me to the Alma Brothers, and it
led me eventually to joining Dicky Bets's band in like
(10:36):
eighty six and then joining the Almond Brothers in eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's neat, man, You've done so much. You've been playing
like you play with with jazz, with blues. You're just
all over the place. You're not pigeonholed in a one particular.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Yeah, you know, I mean like most musicians, I guess
I love all sorts of music and been fortunate to
have played with a lot of my heroes, starting with
the Almond Brothers and recently playing a lot with Feel
Lesh from the Grateful Dead, and of course Government Mule
is back on its feet again. And so I've been
juggling three bands, the Alman Brothers, Phil Lesh and Friends,
and Government Mule, which means my wife wants to kill me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You hold that run. Well, let's talk about Government Mule.
The bass player Alan Woody died and then you guys,
will you know, wanted to get back together. Let's tell
us a story behind that one.
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Well, Allan and I joined the Almond Brothers at the
same time, which was nineteen eighty nine, and then in
ninety four we started Government Mule kind of as a
side project, and then it kind of just sprouted its
own wings and things started going better and better and
better for us. So in ninety seven we left the
Almond Brothers to concentrate full time on Government Mule, and
things from that point forward just started mushroom and getting
(11:46):
better and better all the time. And then in two
thousand wood He passed away, so it was like, what
do we do? Do we keep it together? So we
somehow came up with the idea of getting all his
favorite bass players and all our favorite bass players to
each do one song, and it just turned into a
beautiful tribute, you know, Jack Bruce from Cream, Jack Cassidy
from The Jefferson Airplane, Philish from The Grateful Dead, Mad
(12:08):
John Entwistle from The Who I mean, just all our favorites,
you know, And what a beautiful experience to go in
each day, and a new legendary bass player standing where
our palau was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Man, I guess that was good therapy for you guys too.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
It was, you know, a lot of mixed emotions because
we were still in the morning process, but at the
same time very proud of what we were pulling off
and very very happy that all these wonderful people were
part of this process.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And the CD here the Deep End. There's volume one
and volume two.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah, because we started as a long list and thinking
that everybody was going to say no, and when everybody
said yes, we said, oh well, we can't turn back now.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, So it turned into two cds' Bad Awesome Government
Mule The Deep End, Volume one and to you may
be the most well spoken rocker we've ever had. That's
because it's earlier in the morning.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
No, no, no, even even more so you got all
the answers, you know, the.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Wow, I love you man.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That ready he can play too, like the way you talk.
Well before we do this, Dolly w Squares game War
watch play one for us. Man, you got it.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
This is from volume one. It's actually the transitional single
called Beautifully Broken.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Steer.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He is blown in with the name all this beauty
have June.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
The frame visibly she can, but now the strips them
and scene. I see the way she plays her men
(14:09):
in an I've got to know her name.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
She's so.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
Beautifully broke, shipped by the wind dangerously twist. Here I
go again. I see the way she cast her spell.
(14:49):
It's like drowning in Moonlane discards them when she's done.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The lost in the twelve.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
I watch her move from start to start, and I
wonder why why I feels so right?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
She's so.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Beautifully broke bat us see the flow, especially from a distance.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
She's always our phone.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Why do I fault for the change, just wants the
ones that never learned and let go? Why do I
lee to mysef pretend that I can break her when
(16:03):
she is already been so.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Beautiful, brook shipped bible in dangerous sniff twist. Here I
go again, Here I go again, Here.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I go again.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh man, right, that's awesome. Lord, aw you saw man Codell?
All right, say what Ben, We're gonna place more here,
boys and girls. First, let's get our last contest in
wood squares. I guess Muley Woods all called us nine
and ten a big show. We'll play Warren next. Good morning,
(17:32):
The big show is on the radio. We got the
theme show here. It was him from new Leywood Squares,
Lorren Haynes our special guest celebrity here. Let's go with
our contestants here. Matt out of Oakland, Maryland. Good morning, Matt,
Good morning, John Boy. How you doing this morning, buddy?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
I'm doing much better?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Good good? Uh Matt, you're gonna be playing Wayne out
of Maryville, Tennessee. Hello, Wayne, Hello, John Boy, Hey Wayne, Matt,
Matt Wayne Maryland. You'll try to get along. No fighting,
all right, y'all? Got tic tac toe grid right there
in front of you. Matt, you were calling nine. You
gonna go first. You have the o's. Sandy are exactly
(18:10):
a fan of white Well his hair is longer than hers. Yeah, yeah, okay,
So Matt, where do you want to start off with?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Let's go with the top left, top left?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Let Okay, he's o's all right, Warren? Yes, Which one
of these food makers has their own museum in Austin, Minnesota?
Is it Sarah Lee? Twinkies or spam?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You travel lock you mind? You say Sarah Lee has
their own museum in Austin, Minnesota. Matt, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I disagree with that. Well, what'd you do that for?
Any Where's my bells and buzzers? I'll get that for
you too. You're just yeah, that was right? Actually spam
bam Oh the spam museum.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What a concert?
Speaker 9 (19:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So Oh, gets that upper left? Wayne? Where do you
want to go with your ex upper right? Upper right?
All right? Okay, now, Warren, which of these famous military
leaders was nicknamed Cuddles during his youth? Was it Norman
Schwartz Cough, George Patten or Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
I'm going with Eisenhower.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like Eisenhower was known as cuddle He's Wayne, What did
you do?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I agreed?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You agreed with that?
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, No, Eisenhower was Potzi, Norman Schwartz Cough Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And Patton I believe was stinky if I'm not mistake.
So Oh, gets that square? Oh, Matt, where is that?
That's the upper right?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Okay, I guess you're gonna go top center?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Please top center.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
For the wind. Warn your sheep's wool has uncurled. According
to the Old Farmer's Almanac. What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (20:07):
I think it means that a hard winter is coming.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
A hard winter is coming. If your sheep's fur uncurls.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Actually, yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You disagree with that? Well that was the thing to do. Yeah, yes,
and I'll get square they do. You know what it
really means. Uh, that means rain is coming. There you
go what I thought rain is coming. We just have
a goat back in my home count of Almanz County,
And when the goat would go to the barn, it
meant it was gonna snow.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The old snow goat passed away, by the way, but uh,
the cool superintendent would call off school when the goat
went to the barn. That he was right every time.
Learn a lot about animals. That's Alimans County. That's your
link to the future. Indeed, all right, Wayne, thanks for
playing with his buddy. You try again.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
All right man from Oakland, Maryland. You win, Matt. The
prize back is all yours, buddy, right, okay, all right, okay,
hang on, Jackie, you take over. We're tired, all right, yeah,
hang tired right now that we won't get more to
play another forest? What you're gonna play? Want?
Speaker 12 (21:18):
I'm gonna do soul Shine, which is a song that
I wrote the all my brothers recorded, but it's also
on the deep end the volume one, and it was
the winner, proud winner of the jam Band Award of
Song of the Year this year. We won a Jammy
for this.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So when you.
Speaker 13 (21:52):
Can't find the lane, we catch it to a cloud. Indeed,
when the stars seen shine of bread, that feels like
you've lost show week, when the cans and lets alone.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Burns so very far a week.
Speaker 13 (22:14):
Or you got to lend your soul shine just like
my daddy used to see, used to see your song
shave all. It's better than sunshine. It's better than moonshine,
This damn show, better than a me.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We're not people, dun man. We don't feel the swear.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Sometimes got to lynch your song shine shine till the
break of day.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I grew up thinking king and made to make it
on mo.
Speaker 13 (23:01):
But life can take the strongest man, make him feel
so long.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And now sometimes I feel a.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Cold win blowing through making bonds.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think back to wasn't my data sis, he.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
Said boy in this darkness, befather, don't let your song
shine all.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's better than sunshine, it's better than nonshoe.
Speaker 13 (23:33):
It's damn show.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Middle than a man. We are not people don't mind.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We all feel this way is Sometimes got to let
yourself shine shine till the break of day.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Sometimes a man to feel empty, this.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Like a woman described him, and it's very soul.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Woman too not knows she feel like this when your
world scenes go. Got to lend your spirity control.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I'm talking about sun shine, the spit of the in sunshine,
spit of there monshin damn show than a main. We're
not people don't mind. We are fear the sweeties. Sometimes
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you got to lend your sauce shine, yes, shine all
and all and on a spin of their suns shall
be of thin mom shine stamn shine me not people
don't mind. We all feel this some wish. Sometimes got
(25:15):
to let your so shine, yeah, shine on and on
and on.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Bricking. Oh man, absolutely wonderful. That is hot.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Man.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Well, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Man, absolutely war Thank you home to see you again soon.
All right, Sandy, put yourself together, buddy, All right, man,
hang on, Yeah, deer hunting season, we had a request
for hort and Delbert's deer outfit. Right, that's what we
do next. Tank on Good Morning to make show he's
(26:21):
on already old. Yeah, there, says is it skoll down
off the pave road? Here?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Man? Hello, that's heart all alive on a fighter.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Bet not right now?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
John boy? Middle here buddy, Why here are you beg on?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Harry?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
No driving, no talking, no trumpet playing, Hea hal looking firmer.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Not much man? What's up with you and Delbert?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
It went there hunting over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh you did well, had you do?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
But never come out of it with only minor injury? Well?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well? I started back middle last week Debt went to
this new off price hunting and fishing warehouse joint that
just opened up in the strip mall byt a mile
from here. Come in the house caring this big old
dinner costs you? You win him. Deals where one fella
plays a head in the front legs another fella hunches
over and plays herr in. I got you, yeah, I says,
whatn't a wide world of sports is that's supposed to be?
(27:17):
He says, this here's the Honkey Devin Port dear hunting
rig also comes with the battle of Honkey's extra strength
doze spent extract. You just spike a little bit on
you and the dear, can't resis you looking on? The label?
Says it's like high karate for the venison step. I said, well,
then what's the soup fur? He says, Well, the extract
(27:38):
gets your tension and the costume draws a mount in
the wood. I said, you mean like when bugs Bunny
dresses up like a girl. The full Elmer Fudd. That
is about the stupidest idea I ever heard him alive.
And keep in mind, I've known devil for putting there
twenty five years, so I've heard some tough Yeah, he says,
Now look here, Honckey Davin part has been the American
Buck Association South Original Chipping for four straight years. As
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Harry is science, I says, Deborah, there ain't no way
I'm gonna get inside that day kind thing with you
out in the middle of the wood. He says, Oh,
you ain't got no vision.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
You're like em.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Fellers that laughed at Galileo when he invented the printing press.
I said, you it is. Galileo didn't invent the printing press.
He discovered penicilla. So Debord says, well, just come on
out with me for one hour if it don't work.
We'll get rid of it. I says, well, all right,
I'll do it, but only if I get to beat
the head. Never says done. So early Saturday morning, we
(28:34):
get out to the spot and Devart brings out the costume,
that little jugg of Honkey's dear juice and splashes it
on us, and we zip up in the suit and
go out in the clearing. Let me tell you something,
Honkey Devenport has bottled him up some nasty smelling. Darn't you?
Oh it was plumb off, I says Deborah. My eyes
(28:54):
is burning. He says, I'm not like how you can
tell it's a working Can't you see any bucks chat?
I said, bucks, I can't hardly see my rest walk.
I talked about five minutes for us adjust to the smell.
Just inn heard this twig snap, Never says, what was that?
I turned my head around, picked out the eye horse
there he was. I says, I'll be that gum. It's
(29:15):
a twelve point buck nights and two. Debord says, what's
he doing? I said, he's standing about three for her
from that tree. The one of our rifles is leaning up. Again, says, okay,
stay cold. Here's a plan. We'll currently stroll out across
the clearing and draw him out of the brush, and
then we'll circle back around behind him and grab the gun.
(29:36):
How's that sound, I said, sounds pretty dank stupid to me,
but let's go. So we go, sashing across the clearing
in this big old deer suit, like a couple of
Shriners in the Christmas parade. Debard says, look back, can
you see him? I said, yeah, he's a coming right
for us. He says, well, keep going another ten or
twelve yards. I says, I ain't sure we got ten
or twelve yards. He's coming kindly fast. Dever says, ok, hey,
(30:00):
let's circle back toward the guns. I said, no, we
got to run for it. I'm zipper thing. Get us
out of here. Says I can't the zippers stuff. Is
he still coming? I says yeah, and he's a picking
up speed too. He says I can't get it open.
Wasn't well we're gonna do? I says, well, I'm gonna
start eating some grass. You might want to brace yourself.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
So these minor injuries never got.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hey, look, trust me, you don't want to know. There's
not gonna run here. Men, Marlon Perkins is fixing to
go to work. You're gonna later on. Yeah, well, well
you telling him, I said, he'll know what you mean, right, y'all,
keeping straight up, right right?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tatum
Fielder's passing each other notes just like we're back in
high school.
Speaker 13 (30:52):
He can't.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
She sends me notes for she's a bit starter for you.
Old Yeah, here's something you can use on your little
dell's den. And she writes this down to She's scrinning
and pointing at it, and I read it. Ham apples
Apple wrote, war Eagle, War Eagle.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh yeah, and you know they actually serve ham apples,
ham damn apples.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Write again. Uh may I got a letter here. I've
been going through the mail, you know, because a bunch
of Christmas cards are starting to come in. This is
my busy time of the year, and you all know
that there this dear missus, John Boy, Miss Billy, I'm
writing as a follow up to Joe's letter the other
day complaining about y'all being too Christian on air. I'll
(31:47):
give you another listener's take this year. Myself again to
attending a school clear across town. This means we have
about a thirty minute commute in the morning, but a
real level is what a radio station to listen to.
It seems like most of the DJ's on the contemporary
radio station there areas so wrong. She had even make
a dance all girl blush and certainly the conversation is
about things. I'm not quite rid to my thirteen year
old kids. I've been a regular listener to The Big
(32:09):
Show more years than I want to confess to, but
didn't think my kids would like it. I mean, here,
you played classic rock and all well much of id like.
They love it. Yeah, the humor gets a bit crass
at times, was a little potty humor amongst preteens, and
I don't die of embarrassment most times. And even better,
my kids are now big fans of classic rock. Yes,
I was saying, praise the Lord. They prefer this music
over wrap. One of our favorite moments on the show
(32:31):
this year was when Billy reminisced about john boys little
league days when Johnny pooted his way to first base.
All right, jokes, children love it, and that's why I
was during a ball game. He would have been a
makeout session.
Speaker 14 (32:49):
Yeah, pooted myself to first place, like I don't know
my elbow out out there.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, that's what it was. First base is about as
far as you would get with it, and I took
a walk on purpose, you know. Luckily Pitcher walk me
so I didn't have to swim because it had been
bad he hit.
Speaker 13 (33:10):
You with it.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Just keeping not showing off.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Anyway. That was followed by the story that poor teenage
swimmer who let one rip so loud on the starting
block that the girl next door thought it was a
starting gun and dove in to call a falling start.
That was funny right there. That's a funny food store.
Yeah on a swim may stand in thereroll in cuts
one and I don't care who you are. That's funny
(33:41):
right there, just because it didn't happen to you. Kids
and I last how hard were literally crying. I could
barely drive. What a great way to start the school
day off. Now to measure, what a great life lesson
for my kids. No matter what they do that's embarrassing,
It'll never be as embarrassing as that swimmer's untimely moment
to pass again. Anyway, Thanks for great show. Thanks keeping
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the cleaner in the R rating, and thanks for all
the witting humor and make our family time to car
so much fun. Tell Raypert just said, uh uh you
ever till not know what you mean, but he will
huggs and kisses Kim.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
All right, alright, bet, I thank you time ago, I
think some time.
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A y'all, hope you have a great rest of your day,
my wonderful weekend. The weather's nice where you are. Saturday
Show happens tomorrow. Back at it Monday morning. John Wimilling
Late Risers podcast up next wherever you get your podcast
on at the Big Show dot com
Good morning, is a big show on the radio. It
is Kernavan's quiz time, bidle what we're dealing with.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
We got the results of a BBC poll on dream destination.
Dream destination the place you've always wanted to go. Oh,
I thought like if you dreamed you're going somewhere and
tell you about you. No, that usually ends up being
you know, at school and you're naked and it's time
to take the test.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Say well, I was at school naked, skipping test. What
does that tell me about myself? That your life is
like a dream? All right, well, dream destinations, let's deal
with that one eight hundred big show. You're told free line,
big call her nine, take see and win right now? Hey,
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Appreciate y'all having it own. Can be ready to go up? Okay, come.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Willis quiz.
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Say calling them? Nine are contesting out of Cookville, Tennessee.
It's Myers. Good morning, Myers, Hey.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Good morning John Brown. Actually from Bambridge, Georgia. I'm just
on the route traveling up here in Cookville.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
So you're going through Cookville.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
I'm going through Cookville.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well, appreciate you taking a big Show. What did that,
Ad Myers?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I'll see if you can win, buddy, all right, I
want to do it all right, here we go. What
is the one place you'd like to see before you die?
That was the subject of a poll by the British
Broadcasting Company. The top ten results have just been released
and none of them are actually in Britain. Finishing number
one in the poll the Grand Canyon in Arizona, followed
closely by the Great Barrier Reef in Australia and Disney
(02:05):
World in Florida. Now The Big Show just completed an
informal poll of our own. The place we would most
likely to see before we die is a New Orleans
during Marty Grass b Times Square during the New Year's
Eve celebration, or see the backstage dressing room during the
Miss Hawaiian Tropic contest.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
A right, John, Well, I'm an auctioneer. Can I answer
this like an auction Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Absolutely already.
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You would bomb bombay to A to a, not a
how bad it be? Well, bom bomba to be out
dam it would have bombombed C.
Speaker 5 (02:43):
I like that, man, all right, I'd like to do
it for you some more.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Oh, go ahead, I travel all over the country, doing
these auctions, doing doing, doing a lot of things. So
that that's what I do. If you ever have anything
in North Carolina, I'd like to come visit you.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, So good, alright, myers, hold on, Jackie, get
all your information so we'll know where to send this
prize pack. We're going to get in touch with you.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I buddy, good deal.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Thank you, John Boyd, thank you everybody.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Still another prize back for you lessen thirty minutes from
right now. It's a big shollo letting somebody better tamn
it than me, tell you than me. All right. Time
might be the Big Show, that stiff picking me up
at you? Whoa, it's you, Marcel? What am I doing well?
Speaker 6 (03:29):
When I'm not hanging up on ray thing fat Boy
and trying to cure Beds of her terminal blondness, I'm
listening to my two favorite straight white Southern points, John
Boynt Billy on the Big Show. Oh Marcel, just stop, No,
I won't tell Randy you said hello, good morning.
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Yeah, Well, I got to take the show, folks, let's
quead and put it out on the table.
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You know why that didn't work out because at some
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it was actually looking like it was going to happen,
and John Boy went, how long do I have to
How much work is that I don't have to be.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Showing?
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Let me get this straight, Get up in the morning after,
do the show, and then go and film the movie
for the rest of the day for like three months. Now.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know it wasn't going to be Gladiator. You weren't
going to be doing a whole lot of stunts, right.
Speaker 8 (05:19):
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there's a documentary artist out there who wants to follow
John Boy home for the nap, you got a movie.
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Oh man, all right, well ahead to rethink his thing,
all right, I think we already did. All right, Hey,
we already stole this other good idea. How about I
eat McDonald's every day for a moment.
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Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh, good morning, Big Shows on the radio. John Boy Bella,
(08:49):
Jackie rand It and Warren Haynes at the Big Show Studio.
Well it's good morning, Warren. How's it going, good Man,
Good to have you here. We'll get you scrubbing off
and we're gonna play Dollywood Squares. Yeah, Warren's gonna be
our special guest celebrity, last chance of Jordan the winners.
All right, hanging out with war Gonna play some games
and hang here on a big show. How I won't
(09:11):
I'm blowing out? Good morning? A big show is on
the radio, all right, Warren? Yes, man, I tell you
what you bout to play with? About everybody? Hadn't you
working on it? Start us out with your life in music?
How old were you when you started playing?
Speaker 12 (09:30):
I started singing when I was about seven, twelve when
I started playing, and then fourteen when I started playing
in nightclubs And.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Really, did you have a fake idea? Or you know
you didn't need one back there?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (09:43):
And then when I was nineteen or twenty, I started
playing with David allen Coe, who is the crazy man mad?
Speaker 1 (09:51):
How was it touring with with Dac?
Speaker 12 (09:54):
You know, I found myself immediately going I should have
gone to college.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
It was.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It was so much life wrapped.
Speaker 12 (10:03):
Up in one quick little adventure.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
You know.
Speaker 12 (10:06):
I was there for a while.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
But man, I tell him stuff. I've seen him of
course in concert a lot. He's moody sometimes. Boy, that's another.
Speaker 12 (10:15):
I think I think I saw him in a good
mood once, but no, we go, we go way back.
He's just the craziest thing that ever walked the earth,
you know. And I got an education there and a
lot more than I needed. But but he was the
guy that introduced me to the Alma Brothers, and it
led me eventually to joining Dicky Bets's band in like
(10:36):
eighty six and then joining the Almond Brothers in eighty nine.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
That's neat, man, You've done so much. You've been playing
like you play with with jazz, with blues. You're just
all over the place. You're not pigeonholed in a one particular.
Speaker 12 (10:49):
Yeah, you know, I mean like most musicians, I guess
I love all sorts of music and been fortunate to
have played with a lot of my heroes, starting with
the Almond Brothers and recently playing a lot with Feel
Lesh from the Grateful Dead, and of course Government Mule
is back on its feet again. And so I've been
juggling three bands, the Alman Brothers, Phil Lesh and Friends,
and Government Mule, which means my wife wants to kill me.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
You hold that run. Well, let's talk about Government Mule.
The bass player Alan Woody died and then you guys,
will you know, wanted to get back together. Let's tell
us a story behind that one.
Speaker 12 (11:23):
Well, Allan and I joined the Almond Brothers at the
same time, which was nineteen eighty nine, and then in
ninety four we started Government Mule kind of as a
side project, and then it kind of just sprouted its
own wings and things started going better and better and
better for us. So in ninety seven we left the
Almond Brothers to concentrate full time on Government Mule, and
things from that point forward just started mushroom and getting
(11:46):
better and better all the time. And then in two
thousand wood He passed away, so it was like, what
do we do? Do we keep it together? So we
somehow came up with the idea of getting all his
favorite bass players and all our favorite bass players to
each do one song, and it just turned into a
beautiful tribute, you know, Jack Bruce from Cream, Jack Cassidy
from The Jefferson Airplane, Philish from The Grateful Dead, Mad
(12:08):
John Entwistle from The Who I mean, just all our favorites,
you know, And what a beautiful experience to go in
each day, and a new legendary bass player standing where
our palau was.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Man, I guess that was good therapy for you guys too.
Speaker 12 (12:24):
It was, you know, a lot of mixed emotions because
we were still in the morning process, but at the
same time very proud of what we were pulling off
and very very happy that all these wonderful people were
part of this process.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
And the CD here the Deep End. There's volume one
and volume two.
Speaker 12 (12:40):
Yeah, because we started as a long list and thinking
that everybody was going to say no, and when everybody
said yes, we said, oh well, we can't turn back now.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah, So it turned into two cds' Bad Awesome Government
Mule The Deep End, Volume one and to you may
be the most well spoken rocker we've ever had. That's
because it's earlier in the morning.
Speaker 7 (13:02):
No, no, no, even even more so you got all
the answers, you know, the.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
Wow, I love you man.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
That ready he can play too, like the way you talk.
Well before we do this, Dolly w Squares game War
watch play one for us. Man, you got it.
Speaker 12 (13:21):
This is from volume one. It's actually the transitional single
called Beautifully Broken.
Speaker 13 (13:40):
Steer.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
He is blown in with the name all this beauty
have June.
Speaker 13 (13:49):
The frame visibly she can, but now the strips them
and scene. I see the way she plays her men
(14:09):
in an I've got to know her name.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
She's so.
Speaker 13 (14:18):
Beautifully broke, shipped by the wind dangerously twist. Here I
go again. I see the way she cast her spell.
(14:49):
It's like drowning in Moonlane discards them when she's done.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
The lost in the twelve.
Speaker 13 (15:07):
I watch her move from start to start, and I
wonder why why I feels so right?
Speaker 4 (15:18):
She's so.
Speaker 13 (15:21):
Beautifully broke bat us see the flow, especially from a distance.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
She's always our phone.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Why do I fault for the change, just wants the
ones that never learned and let go? Why do I
lee to mysef pretend that I can break her when
(16:03):
she is already been so.
Speaker 13 (16:08):
Beautiful, brook shipped bible in dangerous sniff twist. Here I
go again, Here I go again, Here.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
I go again.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Oh man, right, that's awesome. Lord, aw you saw man Codell?
All right, say what Ben, We're gonna place more here,
boys and girls. First, let's get our last contest in
wood squares. I guess Muley Woods all called us nine
and ten a big show. We'll play Warren next. Good morning,
(17:32):
The big show is on the radio. We got the
theme show here. It was him from new Leywood Squares,
Lorren Haynes our special guest celebrity here. Let's go with
our contestants here. Matt out of Oakland, Maryland. Good morning, Matt,
Good morning, John Boy. How you doing this morning, buddy?
Speaker 5 (17:49):
I'm doing much better?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Good good? Uh Matt, you're gonna be playing Wayne out
of Maryville, Tennessee. Hello, Wayne, Hello, John Boy, Hey Wayne, Matt,
Matt Wayne Maryland. You'll try to get along. No fighting,
all right, y'all? Got tic tac toe grid right there
in front of you. Matt, you were calling nine. You
gonna go first. You have the o's. Sandy are exactly
(18:10):
a fan of white Well his hair is longer than hers. Yeah, yeah, okay,
So Matt, where do you want to start off with?
Speaker 5 (18:20):
Let's go with the top left, top left?
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Let Okay, he's o's all right, Warren? Yes, Which one
of these food makers has their own museum in Austin, Minnesota?
Is it Sarah Lee? Twinkies or spam?
Speaker 6 (18:37):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:37):
You travel lock you mind? You say Sarah Lee has
their own museum in Austin, Minnesota. Matt, do you agree
or disagree?
Speaker 4 (18:47):
I disagree with that.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
I disagree with that. Well, what'd you do that for?
Any Where's my bells and buzzers? I'll get that for
you too. You're just yeah, that was right? Actually spam
bam Oh the spam museum.
Speaker 5 (19:03):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What a concert?
Speaker 9 (19:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So Oh, gets that upper left? Wayne? Where do you
want to go with your ex upper right? Upper right?
All right? Okay, now, Warren, which of these famous military
leaders was nicknamed Cuddles during his youth? Was it Norman
Schwartz Cough, George Patten or Dwight D. Eisenhower.
Speaker 12 (19:28):
I'm going with Eisenhower.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Like Eisenhower was known as cuddle He's Wayne, What did
you do?
Speaker 3 (19:36):
I agreed?
Speaker 1 (19:37):
You agreed with that?
Speaker 9 (19:38):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (19:38):
No, No, Eisenhower was Potzi, Norman Schwartz Cough Wow.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
And Patton I believe was stinky if I'm not mistake.
So Oh, gets that square? Oh, Matt, where is that?
That's the upper right?
Speaker 4 (19:53):
Okay, I guess you're gonna go top center?
Speaker 5 (19:56):
Please top center.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
For the wind. Warn your sheep's wool has uncurled. According
to the Old Farmer's Almanac. What does that mean?
Speaker 5 (20:06):
Uh?
Speaker 12 (20:07):
I think it means that a hard winter is coming.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
A hard winter is coming. If your sheep's fur uncurls.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
Actually, yeah, I disagree.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
You disagree with that? Well that was the thing to do. Yeah, yes,
and I'll get square they do. You know what it
really means. Uh, that means rain is coming. There you
go what I thought rain is coming. We just have
a goat back in my home count of Almanz County,
And when the goat would go to the barn, it
meant it was gonna snow.
Speaker 5 (20:38):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
The old snow goat passed away, by the way, but uh,
the cool superintendent would call off school when the goat
went to the barn. That he was right every time.
Learn a lot about animals. That's Alimans County. That's your
link to the future. Indeed, all right, Wayne, thanks for
playing with his buddy. You try again.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:58):
All right man from Oakland, Maryland. You win, Matt. The
prize back is all yours, buddy, right, okay, all right, okay,
hang on, Jackie, you take over. We're tired, all right, yeah,
hang tired right now that we won't get more to
play another forest? What you're gonna play? Want?
Speaker 12 (21:18):
I'm gonna do soul Shine, which is a song that
I wrote the all my brothers recorded, but it's also
on the deep end the volume one, and it was
the winner, proud winner of the jam Band Award of
Song of the Year this year. We won a Jammy
for this.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
So when you.
Speaker 13 (21:52):
Can't find the lane, we catch it to a cloud. Indeed,
when the stars seen shine of bread, that feels like
you've lost show week, when the cans and lets alone.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Burns so very far a week.
Speaker 13 (22:14):
Or you got to lend your soul shine just like
my daddy used to see, used to see your song
shave all. It's better than sunshine. It's better than moonshine,
This damn show, better than a me.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
We're not people, dun man. We don't feel the swear.
Speaker 13 (22:41):
Sometimes got to lynch your song shine shine till the
break of day.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I grew up thinking king and made to make it
on mo.
Speaker 13 (23:01):
But life can take the strongest man, make him feel
so long.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
And now sometimes I feel a.
Speaker 13 (23:11):
Cold win blowing through making bonds.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think back to wasn't my data sis, he.
Speaker 13 (23:20):
Said boy in this darkness, befather, don't let your song
shine all.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
It's better than sunshine, it's better than nonshoe.
Speaker 13 (23:33):
It's damn show.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Middle than a man. We are not people don't mind.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
We all feel this way is Sometimes got to let
yourself shine shine till the break of day.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Sometimes a man to feel empty, this.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Like a woman described him, and it's very soul.
Speaker 13 (24:11):
Woman too not knows she feel like this when your
world scenes go. Got to lend your spirity control.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I'm talking about sun shine, the spit of the in sunshine,
spit of there monshin damn show than a main. We're
not people don't mind. We are fear the sweeties. Sometimes
(24:48):
you got to lend your sauce shine, yes, shine all
and all and on a spin of their suns shall
be of thin mom shine stamn shine me not people
don't mind. We all feel this some wish. Sometimes got
(25:15):
to let your so shine, yeah, shine on and on
and on.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
Bricking. Oh man, absolutely wonderful. That is hot.
Speaker 13 (25:45):
Man.
Speaker 12 (25:45):
Well, thanks for having me on.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Man, absolutely war Thank you home to see you again soon.
All right, Sandy, put yourself together, buddy, All right, man,
hang on, Yeah, deer hunting season, we had a request
for hort and Delbert's deer outfit. Right, that's what we
do next. Tank on Good Morning to make show he's
(26:21):
on already old. Yeah, there, says is it skoll down
off the pave road? Here?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Man? Hello, that's heart all alive on a fighter.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Bet not right now?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
John boy? Middle here buddy, Why here are you beg on?
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Harry?
Speaker 5 (26:36):
No driving, no talking, no trumpet playing, Hea hal looking firmer.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Not much man? What's up with you and Delbert?
Speaker 6 (26:44):
Well?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
It went there hunting over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Oh you did well, had you do?
Speaker 5 (26:50):
But never come out of it with only minor injury? Well?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Well? I started back middle last week Debt went to
this new off price hunting and fishing warehouse joint that
just opened up in the strip mall byt a mile
from here. Come in the house caring this big old
dinner costs you? You win him. Deals where one fella
plays a head in the front legs another fella hunches
over and plays herr in. I got you, yeah, I says,
whatn't a wide world of sports is that's supposed to be?
(27:17):
He says, this here's the Honkey Devin Port dear hunting
rig also comes with the battle of Honkey's extra strength
doze spent extract. You just spike a little bit on
you and the dear, can't resis you looking on? The label?
Says it's like high karate for the venison step. I said, well,
then what's the soup fur? He says, Well, the extract
(27:38):
gets your tension and the costume draws a mount in
the wood. I said, you mean like when bugs Bunny
dresses up like a girl. The full Elmer Fudd. That
is about the stupidest idea I ever heard him alive.
And keep in mind, I've known devil for putting there
twenty five years, so I've heard some tough Yeah, he says,
Now look here, Honckey Davin part has been the American
Buck Association South Original Chipping for four straight years. As
(28:02):
Harry is science, I says, Deborah, there ain't no way
I'm gonna get inside that day kind thing with you
out in the middle of the wood. He says, Oh,
you ain't got no vision.
Speaker 4 (28:11):
You're like em.
Speaker 5 (28:12):
Fellers that laughed at Galileo when he invented the printing press.
I said, you it is. Galileo didn't invent the printing press.
He discovered penicilla. So Debord says, well, just come on
out with me for one hour if it don't work.
We'll get rid of it. I says, well, all right,
I'll do it, but only if I get to beat
the head. Never says done. So early Saturday morning, we
(28:34):
get out to the spot and Devart brings out the costume,
that little jugg of Honkey's dear juice and splashes it
on us, and we zip up in the suit and
go out in the clearing. Let me tell you something,
Honkey Devenport has bottled him up some nasty smelling. Darn't you?
Oh it was plumb off, I says Deborah. My eyes
(28:54):
is burning. He says, I'm not like how you can
tell it's a working Can't you see any bucks chat?
I said, bucks, I can't hardly see my rest walk.
I talked about five minutes for us adjust to the smell.
Just inn heard this twig snap, Never says, what was that?
I turned my head around, picked out the eye horse
there he was. I says, I'll be that gum. It's
(29:15):
a twelve point buck nights and two. Debord says, what's
he doing? I said, he's standing about three for her
from that tree. The one of our rifles is leaning up. Again, says, okay,
stay cold. Here's a plan. We'll currently stroll out across
the clearing and draw him out of the brush, and
then we'll circle back around behind him and grab the gun.
(29:36):
How's that sound, I said, sounds pretty dank stupid to me,
but let's go. So we go, sashing across the clearing
in this big old deer suit, like a couple of
Shriners in the Christmas parade. Debard says, look back, can
you see him? I said, yeah, he's a coming right
for us. He says, well, keep going another ten or
twelve yards. I says, I ain't sure we got ten
or twelve yards. He's coming kindly fast. Dever says, ok, hey,
(30:00):
let's circle back toward the guns. I said, no, we
got to run for it. I'm zipper thing. Get us
out of here. Says I can't the zippers stuff. Is
he still coming? I says yeah, and he's a picking
up speed too. He says I can't get it open.
Wasn't well we're gonna do? I says, well, I'm gonna
start eating some grass. You might want to brace yourself.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
So these minor injuries never got.
Speaker 5 (30:29):
Hey, look, trust me, you don't want to know. There's
not gonna run here. Men, Marlon Perkins is fixing to
go to work. You're gonna later on. Yeah, well, well
you telling him, I said, he'll know what you mean, right, y'all,
keeping straight up, right right?
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tatum
Fielder's passing each other notes just like we're back in
high school.
Speaker 13 (30:52):
He can't.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
She sends me notes for she's a bit starter for you.
Old Yeah, here's something you can use on your little
dell's den. And she writes this down to She's scrinning
and pointing at it, and I read it. Ham apples
Apple wrote, war Eagle, War Eagle.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Oh yeah, and you know they actually serve ham apples,
ham damn apples.
Speaker 1 (31:25):
Write again. Uh may I got a letter here. I've
been going through the mail, you know, because a bunch
of Christmas cards are starting to come in. This is
my busy time of the year, and you all know
that there this dear missus, John Boy, Miss Billy, I'm
writing as a follow up to Joe's letter the other
day complaining about y'all being too Christian on air. I'll
(31:47):
give you another listener's take this year. Myself again to
attending a school clear across town. This means we have
about a thirty minute commute in the morning, but a
real level is what a radio station to listen to.
It seems like most of the DJ's on the contemporary
radio station there areas so wrong. She had even make
a dance all girl blush and certainly the conversation is
about things. I'm not quite rid to my thirteen year
old kids. I've been a regular listener to The Big
(32:09):
Show more years than I want to confess to, but
didn't think my kids would like it. I mean, here,
you played classic rock and all well much of id like.
They love it. Yeah, the humor gets a bit crass
at times, was a little potty humor amongst preteens, and
I don't die of embarrassment most times. And even better,
my kids are now big fans of classic rock. Yes,
I was saying, praise the Lord. They prefer this music
over wrap. One of our favorite moments on the show
(32:31):
this year was when Billy reminisced about john boys little
league days when Johnny pooted his way to first base.
All right, jokes, children love it, and that's why I
was during a ball game. He would have been a
makeout session.
Speaker 14 (32:49):
Yeah, pooted myself to first place, like I don't know
my elbow out out there.
Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, that's what it was. First base is about as
far as you would get with it, and I took
a walk on purpose, you know. Luckily Pitcher walk me
so I didn't have to swim because it had been
bad he hit.
Speaker 13 (33:10):
You with it.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
Just keeping not showing off.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
Anyway. That was followed by the story that poor teenage
swimmer who let one rip so loud on the starting
block that the girl next door thought it was a
starting gun and dove in to call a falling start.
That was funny right there. That's a funny food store.
Yeah on a swim may stand in thereroll in cuts
one and I don't care who you are. That's funny
(33:41):
right there, just because it didn't happen to you. Kids
and I last how hard were literally crying. I could
barely drive. What a great way to start the school
day off. Now to measure, what a great life lesson
for my kids. No matter what they do that's embarrassing,
It'll never be as embarrassing as that swimmer's untimely moment
to pass again. Anyway, Thanks for great show. Thanks keeping
(34:02):
the cleaner in the R rating, and thanks for all
the witting humor and make our family time to car
so much fun. Tell Raypert just said, uh uh you
ever till not know what you mean, but he will
huggs and kisses Kim.
Speaker 15 (34:11):
All right, alright, bet, I thank you time ago, I
think some time.
Speaker 2 (34:25):
Bit boxes here all your favorites from four decades of
The Big Show ninety nine since he's fifteen for nine
ninety nine by him once, play them anywhere. Shop the
bit box online at the Big Show dot com or
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Speaker 1 (34:40):
A y'all, hope you have a great rest of your day,
my wonderful weekend. The weather's nice where you are. Saturday
Show happens tomorrow. Back at it Monday morning. John Wimilling
Late Risers podcast up next wherever you get your podcast
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