January 3, 2025 • 47 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ll dust off one of our favorite songs from Paul Thorn, “It’s A Good Day to Whoop Somebody’s Ass”.. - Oliver steps in to roast Tater over her “New” romance.. - Hoyt and the JuniorNation Band perform, “Trailer Park Funk”.. - we’ve got a brand new script for the Playhouse entitled, “The New Year’s Lecture”.. - Cadbury sings his “Butler’s Paradise”.. - and Pinkard and Bowden perform “The Weenie Whacker Song”…
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Heard a lot of y'all use them for Christmas time
keeping mine Birtee County Peanuts for all holidays, celebrations, birthdays, anniversaries,
for the best if we here told you all right
this stuff, but ah most recussive tunes, A lot of
our Friday songs like this and from Cadburry, my gentlemen's gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Order order, Nigel Cadbury, would you please approach the bench
of course, your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged
with battery, disorderly conduct and instruction of public property. This
is not your first apparents before this court, Sir, this
seems highly had a character for you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Now what do you have to say for yourself? Well,
perhaps this will enlighten you, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
As I stand on the deck het a boger branch ramch,
I take an long, deep breath of the manure stench.
How to wind up here? Did something go wrong? Let
me fill you in with this rap song. Now, I've
never served a man who more deserved it. He treats
me like family. You know that's unheard of. To serve
and protect is my chosen way of life. That goes
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for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm always
on call because I have to be. Some days I
don't even have time to pee fool. I can't say
every second he's a total joy until I kicked someone's ass.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Who's messing with.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
John Boy living in a Butler's paradise?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Keep living his whole life living in a Fler's paradise.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here
and I'm playing for the Hick team.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm just down with living the Hooderville dream.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm a Rhodes scholar jet with an educated mind, cadhere
to the States to see what I could find. I'm
a straight Jedi master of the butlering art, No, just
the right in sense to cover parts. I make chateaubrion
off Brunswick stew. I can fold fitted sheets, and when
I'm proved, I'll clean and dress two dozen different species
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and shovel to feed a feaces.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Tell me how hell is he?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
So swell waiting.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Hay and foot on net be dumb bells. Here's life
living in the Butler's.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Pair of dice.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Keep living his whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir he should probably take a shower.
It's living to your word and taking a stamp. Sometime
it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They say
it's not consistent with the butler away, But I'll take
this way of life.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I have any damn day. Of course.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
the skinny dip with country.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Then spending all my life living in the Butler's paradise.
A bottle of great good saw ice.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Living in the Butler's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Paradise, Stay for breakfast nineteenth nice.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Living in the Butler's pair of dice.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Don't have to ask me twice living in the Butler's
paradi help me?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Hell is he so swell waiting that fun on that
big dumb ball just.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Now? Can he not tell it's not but Nord.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
But John Boy he sells.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, I get it. Case dismissed, many thanks your honor. Now,
mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying some
pocket tickets, Johnna ha, got it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now let's play Beat the Blonde while we hot you
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a couple contestants. Let's just make it one, all right,
do that all right? We'll play next Good morning, it's
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He me tell them, Micael say that Big Show don't
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Here's my cue. Let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Let's meet our contestant, Mike from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike,
the morning. There's Taylor over there season very important to you.
To you in the next few minutes.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
At least for a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Come than the great. That's a great MinC You get
two bells for two bucks.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
That you win.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what we're doing, so let's do it, Tayler.
In England, it's illegal to make a department store mannequin
that looks like any member of the royal family, the
Prime Minister, are one other person who is not even English.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
That is.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
To go to now.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Not no, that would be the Pope, John, that would
be the Pope, not ru Paul.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Well, he's a funny carrobly like Anequan numbers Rag.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He would make a pretty effervescent pope though, wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, let's get back to Mike, because he needs to
agree or disagree with the Pope. What do you say, Mike,
I disagree and that was the thing to do. Yet
the President of the United States.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
No mannicans, huh, no mannicos.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's all right, you know, Trump, you don't do that.
You'll hold his separate head and stuff like that. We
don't make a manica look like Hey, good word Ike,
too early, just too personal, made Kathy Griffin famous. Gary
Buse was just talking about her. I think he took
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a crap in her Headges. Sorry, sorry, Mike. We're just
everwhere but where we need to be with you, buddy.
So that's one bell?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
I'm ready, We're ready.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So day.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
What does the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
US d A call the lowest grade of meat you
can buy at the market?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Does it end with the further?
Speaker 11 (08:15):
I was in?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Frank?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Frank?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Does not end in further?
Speaker 12 (08:20):
I think that from my days of working behind the
meat department it's called canner.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The USA calls the lowest grade of meat you can
buy canner.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah you agree or disagree? Bike agree? Wow? No, huh,
I don't even know what that means. It means.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Grade.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I thought it was no good.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Good is the word to describe. After that comes choice
and then prime.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
So what is is good? The lowest are his prime?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
The lowest good is the lowest be the best?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Joyce? Prime and good canner?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I like you going out there, baby, there's one to
one right here, bails and buzzers. Let's see what happens,
all right? We and they, whether true or false question.
Mike got a fifty to fifty shot much like our
girl here. So Taylor Man was recently asked to leave
Disneyland because he looked so much like Abraham Lincoln that
(09:28):
he was taking attention away from Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Yes, yes, I heard about this. Before he left. He
freed all the maintenance work.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's too soon.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
That is funny, right there?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Know who you are?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
This is true.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Uh, it is true.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Made the guy look like Abraham Lincoln asked him to
leave character Yeah, all right, Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And yes, my mother is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Absolutely Mike and the bird Tee County Peanuts Prize pack.
You shared that with some loved ones. They'll be proud
as well their body gratulations. Think y'all have a good, good,
good new year. All right, buddy, you too, man, alrighty, alright,
(10:34):
we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your new
time capsule. On the other side for Friday Morning Light,
they were jumping and playing.
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she's a big eater, but she ain't putting down the fork.
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Well, it's almost midnight. I had dinner ready at six
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Lucy, Lucy Lucy? When are you going to realize that,
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Ricky?
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It did that.
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Oht me wait a second, that dad good.
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Box is empty.
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Sold here nothing?
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We got it for you. How about our Friday morning song?
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And before eleven o'clock to night.
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate.
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I've been having a very fast day.
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I don't eat, just gonna.
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Today.
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She's gone.
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's the fun, right, work, work, work, work, work,
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Weekend, Saturday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
the time when you go out looking for happiness and
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The weekend, things are at their darkest. Pal, it's a
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You is.
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Speaker 8 (23:33):
Afternoon, everybody. Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson live
from the vacant lot beside missus Mortisen's house, bringing you
the war between the hedges and the street. It's backyard
Ball four.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
They were about to get underway. There's some haggling going
on down there. It looks like the last two slots
on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field. So
the final two slots.
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Yes, it's a citizen Randy and Benny's little sister.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
They call her the girl. Yeah, looking for good things
from the girl. She's little, she is quick. I see
the more haggling going on. The Blazers are invoking the
familiar we had him last time rule.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
You know, Dicky.
Speaker 11 (24:26):
Unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the one
who has to stay in and blo.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
I remember back at backyard Ball three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 14 (24:38):
Who could forget that?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, But today
perhaps the most important player on the field got to
be a first for Randy. That's because, of course it's
his foot se his ball exactly hardly been used at all.
Remember back during barefoot season, he had a little red
splotch on his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
But his mom took care of that.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there on.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
The other side, which has really helped Randy out so far.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss. What's
going Okay?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
The crushers win a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Gonna elect and they will take the end of the
field where it is limb free, the trees, of course,
bushes on one side and the street.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
On the other.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Nat some trouble down.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
There's what's happening.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I can't believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
The Lady of the ball game delay at the start
of the ball game, so we'll pause for this announcement
from Stinky Johnson, Scooter.
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And leslies drink get ssigh n g.
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First goes, then goes mad, didn't go, Scooter as.
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The baby big couch, and Thenie Brown.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
It's booger all right.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
Now the first play of the game, about to get
on their way for backyard ball four uh, opening with
the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 14 (26:07):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard back.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Except of course, for Randy who will who will stay
in and block? You see the duck. Eddie Waddell lines up.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Wide right, There's Mario King lines up not quite as
wide right.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, your backyard ball.
Speaker 14 (26:30):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Whoa miss, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Hit the power line. Hit the power line.
Speaker 13 (26:42):
That is a do over all, just go ahead and
run this up a little bit. We probably don't have
time for the whole game, so we'll just just we'll
join Hey, what was that guy? We'll join in further action,
the guy who did another name football.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
You don't talking about it.
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Now, further action later in the game.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Okay, let's good.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Let wait day racing. Looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying,
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Now let's say, actually she did count. He's just going
with the old argument. She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three,
Mississippi before she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 14 (27:17):
The girl has been all over him all day, while.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
She is a year older than him and twice his size,
and of course about three or four times the athletic
ability that I eployment.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Randy, you don't run forward, We'll do it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
All right, let's move to further action in the game. Okay,
here we have the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It is crunch time.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
It's going to be first team to score wins.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It will Shay and.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Black, all right, Stinky fades back to pass. Oh trouble here,
Randy trips falls down.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
He's he's crying again. He's crying again. It looks like
everybody else is laughing at him to He said that
was his good pair of breeches. His mom told him
he couldn't mess them up, and all this has got
look good.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
He's got a hold.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
Oh look yep, he's mad.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Is he taking it?
Speaker 14 (28:14):
He's taking his.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Ball, ball going going home.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Buskins Backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game.
On a similar note, Well, Wall meet back here the
next afternoon. We can that's whoa okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting.
Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
That's not agreed.
Speaker 20 (28:33):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
The network were the really cool guys hang out, grew
up with the boys.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Mama, dude, right, kick me here on the football. So
we had to give that to Randy Buddy go thanks
for being there.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I find.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Just get rid of for wordy word doing a great job.
Pack of the words. Two contestants.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
We ready to play for the Big Old Happy Herd
Prize Pack one eight hundred Big Show you told free line.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
We play next.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Good Friday morning, January third, twenty twenty five. He's're tracking
the Big Show, Big Box Patrick's New Year's Eve with
his hero Iike Turner, New yek Patrick keyword at the
big Box at a big.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Show dot com, I went to everybody's head about the bed,
good time.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
A wordy word, not a worthy word.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
Jump right in here and meet our contestants. We got
Sunday from Piedmont, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Good morning, Sunday.
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
We got David from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, David, Good morning.
All right, David, you got Tater on your side, me
and Sinday on the other. We'll do two rounds see
who can win the most words named. All right, then
we got that plan. Then David, you relax, Me and
(30:31):
Sinday it. We'll go for the first thirty seconds. Are
you ready to Sindy?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
All right, baby, here we go.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
We put them right there, nice and easy. I'm gonna
match sh right here. Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
For emails, you check your what the compon? It's two
words like so you know something, something's there? What's the
opposite of out?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
And then when something happens to your computer, you gotta
do this, or your cable you gotta unplug it and
blanket when it what what do you wear on your
on your feet in the winter time? Okay you wow, man,
didn't have time to work through demo hard words. No
(31:27):
Sandys in the safe, but don't worry. I'm sure Tater
and David's gonna have in and out and the lallabat.
So though you look like that, don't get on the bugs, buddy, crow,
would I do there?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Most of the time, that's you tell her a joker.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Anyway, A sandy won on the board. Yeah, okay, David
and Tater you rea of David.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
And go you turn your computer off and back on again.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
They call it this.
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Yeah, hey, come here close. I'm going to tell you something,
and don't tell anybody else. I'm going to tell you a.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah. Hey.
Speaker 12 (32:11):
This is when you can recall something like you might
have a bunch of Christmas of these with your family. Yes,
the opposite of hi. This is Charlie Brown's dog. Charlie
brownstog oh, egg on blank blink, All right, that.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Is what y'all. Put a four on the board, of course,
to take the lead. It's four to one. We're still alive, Cindy.
Let's see what we can do. Baby, come on, come.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
On, left you a softball.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right, I hope you know about Charlie Brown. All right,
starting to start the clock. Now, what's the dog's name? Yes,
this is another dog. It's also a Planet Disney dog. Yeah,
another dog dissolves crime. Two words, Shaggy no, no, no
(33:07):
if Shaggy hung out with him. Yeah, this is a
dog that on the.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Wizard of Oz, the little dog. Yeah, uh huh. The
opposite of small is Lord Sam. That's the way to
do it. The Sindy, give us a chance, a little room.
We'd go do that. That was fired to.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
Why just take it over that big old mean word
reboot and you were you are sailing.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Put a six on the board. Yes, ain't looking too
googles David Tator, two will tie and three will win.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
Oh not the future, not the present, but the what
yeah rhymes with it? You break your arm? They said
it in a what.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Rounds with it?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
You're not first, you are.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, all right, I was seven, by the way, using
a cute voice, was mocking me.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
She was mocking me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Hey, Cindy, dog gone and we came up a little
short baby. But you can try again anytime sometime this year.
We won't make it happen, okay, all.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Right, congratulations to David.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
All right, baby, thank you have a wonderful New Year's
Wings winning five. David, you are playing down there at
the mobile. Buddy, you got your big old prize pack.
Good work man, We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Thank you, sir it man.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
All right, buddy, but hang on with jacket. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio, Big Request time. Michael Frederick
out of Hackelberg, Alabama. All right, Michael says, play the
Bobbin song please and thank you. All right, So getting
requests coming in for tunes like we do, and that
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was one of the beggars.
Speaker 5 (35:04):
Let's do it right here. It's coming up next.
Speaker 1 (35:06):
Michael, Good morning. Let's make showing the radio bed request time.
(35:34):
Something you heard on the Big Show.
Speaker 5 (35:36):
Like to hear it again.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
It's in time. Money through Friday. Hit us up to
John Boy Miller Facebook page. Michael Frederick got a Hackelberg, Alabama.
It was a song Bill and Peganboten dead, the whole
Bobbin's situation.
Speaker 5 (35:52):
You don't remember, this might refresh it.
Speaker 14 (35:55):
Everybody kind of know the words, what little bit of words.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
I reckon?
Speaker 11 (36:02):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, I don't sing in any key.
I just you just jump in there and hang on
as Briscoe Darling.
Speaker 9 (36:21):
Weed.
Speaker 14 (36:25):
It's going.
Speaker 9 (36:32):
It's going away.
Speaker 19 (36:36):
Aween you whack aween you like aween you when.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
Queen going away.
Speaker 21 (36:50):
In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the Bobbits leaps to them.
In the kitchen, the downstairs itch in, Lorena grabs Hern,
(37:18):
slashed his peepy, his tiny peepee. He left the nasty scar,
stuffed his rocket into her pocket and drove off in
the corner out the window, the Nissan window.
Speaker 9 (37:50):
She threw his shovel cock.
Speaker 21 (37:54):
Then the cops came and found the unit and outlined
in with.
Speaker 5 (37:59):
You, that's looks like a job for Tracy.
Speaker 21 (38:15):
In the cooler, the flaming cooler, they packed it up
real time. The doctor patched it, then re attached him.
It still don't for a quick rap.
Speaker 3 (38:36):
Song.
Speaker 7 (38:39):
We are no.
Speaker 21 (38:43):
Were the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the Bobbins leaps to
the In the kitchen, the dorownstairs kitchen, Lorena grounds her, not.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
We're away, we're going away.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
The Wiener's going.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Good morning, that's a big show on the radio with
dog Gone and we are missing some ons and this
morning he's hung up on some New Year's travel. Uh
no word, he'll be back next weekend if thing's all right,
and he is gonna have his picks when it gets
them dictater and they will be the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page. So you will see Tom's week eighteen pick.
Speaker 8 (40:17):
This is this is it?
Speaker 5 (40:19):
Every team playing goes this is the last regularly last.
Speaker 4 (40:25):
Yeah, that's quick, I know it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
All right, we'll tell you what Tom gos for to
John more Miller facebook page. Be all right our feature
track for the Big Show, ben Box, New Year, Patrick
are keywords.
Speaker 9 (40:40):
And it is.
Speaker 5 (40:43):
It's time to ax yo.
Speaker 9 (40:47):
What's up?
Speaker 4 (40:49):
Welcome to ask place, the golf all the four one.
Speaker 18 (40:52):
One you need Paul your uh uh what you call
intro personal relationship A see dig this ike. This isn't
really a relationship question, but I just wanted to know
what someone like you does on New Year's Eve. I'm
just a cable installer and don't really know anything about
the rock and roll lifestyle.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
Let me live.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
A little body.
Speaker 20 (41:17):
What's that word vicariously?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Vicariously? I means he's just gonna watch you and enjoy
it through you. That sounds kind of perfect.
Speaker 18 (41:27):
I can't wait to hear how a musical icon celebrates
thanks in advance. Troy in Birmingham, Dear Troy, No year Eve,
damn you about fifty year two legs brother. Back in
my time, it with lively times, sex, drugs and rock
and roll.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Nowadays it's skinner Max Gerald Toll and Miley Sinus swinging
on the ball.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But this year was different thanks to white boy Patrick.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Let me preach on it then and now by now
everybody knows about white boy Patrick.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
He's my official in turn for life. Time to time.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
I regretterate giving him that title, like this past New
Year's Eve. Now see, I ain't one of them spring
Chitling's no more. I just wanted to hang out at
the crib, eat.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Some pigs, feet, pickled eggs, a variety of them little
what you call Who's douvers.
Speaker 18 (42:29):
Then we was gonna kick back Poper malt liquor tall
boy and watch my prize collectation of Dolomite movies under Vciarra,
you know.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Exposed to boys, some real culture. But Patrick, or as.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
He is now known that Damn Patrick, had other plans,
none of which involved me.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Man, what that.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
I must be getting old? I missed all the signs
of trouble on the horizontal.
Speaker 18 (43:02):
For a long time, Patrick wanted his own vehicle instead
of always taking the bro Ham.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
One day I asked him what he wanted.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
For Christmas, and he said a cheap escort to hang
his fuzzy dice on. So I called my main man,
Slip Repeat down at pimpand Motors for the hookup.
Speaker 18 (43:19):
Now, just a few years ago, i'd have known that
cheap escort was a hole and fuzzy dice were well
his fuzzy dice.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
So there we're sitting there watching.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Rudy ray Wore swing that pimp cane, sucking the meat
out of them picnickles.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
And I know this white boy Patrick getting on antsy pancy.
So I kid up to get us another couple of
cold ones.
Speaker 18 (43:42):
And when I come back, there's three hoochie mama dancing
around behind my back. He called up that delivery service, boober.
Why it's kind of like car pulling for skeezers. They
good too, They put Hole on the go out of business. Now,
all this would have been great if I'd had some notice,
(44:04):
but I would slap out of my Niagara and the
EBT card don't cover Oyster. So here I is in
my brand new royal purple polyestrogen Walmart Pj's, sipping my
last malt liquor and try to keep them boxes from
recording over dolomite. There's that damn Patrick dancing let to
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some lady Google song stripped to his Rudolph the red
nose ring their G string.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
I'll give you one guess where the red nose was.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
They was all carrying on, and there I sat, looking
like Grady from Sandford the Sun.
Speaker 18 (44:41):
The last straw was catching one of them skanks eating
my cheese whiz right out of that can.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You don't never put your mouth on a man's cheese
whiz can. Then the unthinkable happened. Patrick called me buzz Killington.
First I thought it was a compliment, like that guy
from toy Story, But no.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
That ain't it.
Speaker 18 (45:00):
That hurt that cut deep, deeper than that group he
did with that fro picking Detroit back in sixty three.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I lost my mind. This was supposed to be our night,
just a musical icon and his wacky intern. But then
they had to go and ruin it, just playing ruined it.
Speaker 18 (45:19):
He stormed out hose in toe and my cheese wins
huck to no waistband of his damn G string.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Even if you give it back, I ain't gonna touch
it now.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
So everybody out there, if you see a slightly dowey
cracker about six y three with a G sp the
G string and SpongeBob slippers driving a Bondo brown seventy seven,
has God called me? I hate to say it, but
I miss him, damnit. And if you ain't shore, it's him,
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holler show.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Me your belly.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
If he does is him.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
You don't know what you got. Tell that's gone.
Speaker 18 (45:58):
Even if it's a cracker who eats you out of
house and home, it ain't nothing but a slacker. He
never kept a bro ham clean or washed his sticky draws,
But I loved him like a long lost sun.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Even when he didn't do his chores.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I missed the way he'd eat baked beans that made
his belly tight that he could fart the thief from
shaft or the lion sleeps tonight.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Come back home, Patrick, and bring the hose hang off the.
Speaker 18 (46:26):
Sign do not disturb. But if they eat my cheese
whires one more time, I'll kick all your asses to
the curve. He says Ike, missus, Patrick.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
If you want to Axac, mail to Axac, John Wiri,
Billy the pill Box one nine one one one, Charlotte
n C two Weight two one nine and pick.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Me up some cool menthols on the way hard.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
Dead boxes here all your favorites from four decades and
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Order Big Show Stuff I follow.
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The number is eight.
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it up, John o'bill and Late Rossers. Podcast Man. Wherever
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Speaker 5 (47:22):
Hey, rest your days, you on tomorrow, Love you mane
it
Good morning, Big Shows on the radio. Coming up, we
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Speaker 2 (00:23):
Take you right there.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Heard a lot of y'all use them for Christmas time
keeping mine Birtee County Peanuts for all holidays, celebrations, birthdays, anniversaries,
for the best if we here told you all right
this stuff, but ah most recussive tunes, A lot of
our Friday songs like this and from Cadburry, my gentlemen's gentlemen.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Order order, Nigel Cadbury, would you please approach the bench
of course, your honor, mister Cadbury, you have been charged
with battery, disorderly conduct and instruction of public property. This
is not your first apparents before this court, Sir, this
seems highly had a character for you.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Now what do you have to say for yourself? Well,
perhaps this will enlighten you, sir.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
As I stand on the deck het a boger branch ramch,
I take an long, deep breath of the manure stench.
How to wind up here? Did something go wrong? Let
me fill you in with this rap song. Now, I've
never served a man who more deserved it. He treats
me like family. You know that's unheard of. To serve
and protect is my chosen way of life. That goes
(01:42):
for his friends, his kids, and his wife. I'm always
on call because I have to be. Some days I
don't even have time to pee fool. I can't say
every second he's a total joy until I kicked someone's ass.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Who's messing with.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
John Boy living in a Butler's paradise?
Speaker 6 (02:03):
Keep living his whole life living in a Fler's paradise.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
My life's a situation of my own creation. Believe me,
Country life was not my chosen destination. But I'm here
and I'm playing for the Hick team.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
I'm just down with living the Hooderville dream.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm a Rhodes scholar jet with an educated mind, cadhere
to the States to see what I could find. I'm
a straight Jedi master of the butlering art, No, just
the right in sense to cover parts. I make chateaubrion
off Brunswick stew. I can fold fitted sheets, and when
I'm proved, I'll clean and dress two dozen different species
(02:42):
and shovel to feed a feaces.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Tell me how hell is he?
Speaker 7 (02:49):
So swell waiting.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
Hay and foot on net be dumb bells. Here's life
living in the Butler's.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
Pair of dice.
Speaker 6 (03:03):
Keep living his whole life living in the Butler's paradise.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
It's not about the money, it's not about the power.
It's about reminding sir he should probably take a shower.
It's living to your word and taking a stamp. Sometime
it gets ugly and you gotta throw hands. They say
it's not consistent with the butler away, But I'll take
this way of life.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I have any damn day. Of course.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
I like to drink, I like to fight. I like
the skinny dip with country.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Girls in the moonlight.
Speaker 6 (03:33):
Then spending all my life living in the Butler's paradise.
A bottle of great good saw ice.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Living in the Butler's.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Paradise, Stay for breakfast nineteenth nice.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Living in the Butler's pair of dice.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Don't have to ask me twice living in the Butler's
paradi help me?
Speaker 7 (03:59):
Hell is he so swell waiting that fun on that
big dumb ball just.
Speaker 9 (04:11):
Now? Can he not tell it's not but Nord.
Speaker 7 (04:17):
But John Boy he sells.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Okay, I get it. Case dismissed, many thanks your honor. Now,
mister Turner, why are you here? I just paying some
pocket tickets, Johnna ha, got it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Now let's play Beat the Blonde while we hot you
all fer the Bird Team County Peanuts Prize Bag one
eight hundred bigg show. You told free line. We'll get
a couple contestants. Let's just make it one, all right,
do that all right? We'll play next Good morning, it's
(05:30):
a Big Show on the radio Friday, jan You wearing
third our feature track from the Big Show bet Box
Axe Side Turner Patricks New Year's ead.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
There's my keyword, new year Packrick the.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Big Show dot com and hit the bed box at
the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 5 (05:46):
He me tell them, Micael say that Big Show don't
go big box. Ok I got both of them right there.
Here's my cue. Let's play beat the Blonde.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Let's meet our contestant, Mike from Trenton, Tennessee. Good morning, Mike,
the morning. There's Taylor over there season very important to you.
To you in the next few minutes.
Speaker 10 (06:13):
At least for a few minutes.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Come than the great. That's a great MinC You get
two bells for two bucks.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
That you win.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
You know what we're doing, so let's do it, Tayler.
In England, it's illegal to make a department store mannequin
that looks like any member of the royal family, the
Prime Minister, are one other person who is not even English.
Speaker 7 (06:41):
That is.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
To go to now.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
Not no, that would be the Pope, John, that would
be the Pope, not ru Paul.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Well, he's a funny carrobly like Anequan numbers Rag.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
He would make a pretty effervescent pope though, wouldn't.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Well, let's get back to Mike, because he needs to
agree or disagree with the Pope. What do you say, Mike,
I disagree and that was the thing to do. Yet
the President of the United States.
Speaker 10 (07:23):
No mannicans, huh, no mannicos.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's all right, you know, Trump, you don't do that.
You'll hold his separate head and stuff like that. We
don't make a manica look like Hey, good word Ike,
too early, just too personal, made Kathy Griffin famous. Gary
Buse was just talking about her. I think he took
(07:48):
a crap in her Headges. Sorry, sorry, Mike. We're just
everwhere but where we need to be with you, buddy.
So that's one bell?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All right, here we go.
Speaker 10 (08:00):
I'm ready, We're ready.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
So day.
Speaker 9 (08:02):
What does the.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
US d A call the lowest grade of meat you
can buy at the market?
Speaker 10 (08:10):
Does it end with the further?
Speaker 11 (08:15):
I was in?
Speaker 5 (08:15):
Frank?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Frank?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Does not end in further?
Speaker 12 (08:20):
I think that from my days of working behind the
meat department it's called canner.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
The USA calls the lowest grade of meat you can
buy canner.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yeah you agree or disagree? Bike agree? Wow? No, huh,
I don't even know what that means. It means.
Speaker 8 (08:46):
Grade.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I thought it was no good.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Good is the word to describe. After that comes choice
and then prime.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
So what is is good? The lowest are his prime?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
The lowest good is the lowest be the best?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Right?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Joyce? Prime and good canner?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I like you going out there, baby, there's one to
one right here, bails and buzzers. Let's see what happens,
all right? We and they, whether true or false question.
Mike got a fifty to fifty shot much like our
girl here. So Taylor Man was recently asked to leave
Disneyland because he looked so much like Abraham Lincoln that
(09:28):
he was taking attention away from Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
Yes, yes, I heard about this. Before he left. He
freed all the maintenance work.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
That's too soon.
Speaker 5 (09:42):
That is funny, right there?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Know who you are?
Speaker 9 (09:47):
This is true.
Speaker 8 (09:49):
Uh, it is true.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Made the guy look like Abraham Lincoln asked him to
leave character Yeah, all right, Mike, agree or disagree?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
And yes, my mother is gonna be.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Absolutely Mike and the bird Tee County Peanuts Prize pack.
You shared that with some loved ones. They'll be proud
as well their body gratulations. Think y'all have a good, good,
good new year. All right, buddy, you too, man, alrighty, alright,
(10:34):
we're gonna jump out, catch you up on your new
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she's a big eater, but she ain't putting down the fork.
Fork chout out girl, Go ahead, chout out, So Lucy, Lucy,
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Hi.
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What sort of greeting is that for your favorite celebrity
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Well, it's almost midnight. I had dinner ready at six
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Lucy, Lucy Lucy? When are you going to realize that,
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It just so happens that Fatso Jackson odeed on black
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Eh, another little lump of old comedy coal in the stocking.
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But for your information, I finally got your Christmas present.
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Oh brother, I can't wait.
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What the hell is that supposed to me?
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Ricky?
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No offense, but you're a terrible gift giver. Since when
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I ain't seed before, and you got me a mirror.
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Well, hell I ain't a mind reader.
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A year after that, I asked for something to worm
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Garry's Tacoteria.
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So this year when you asked for my Christmas list,
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It did that.
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And that's rot.
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But I've got holded by breath.
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You won't have to hou.
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Ricky, go on open it.
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Oht me wait a second, that dad good.
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Box is empty.
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Yeah, you said nothing would make you happier than a
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Sold here nothing?
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And before eleven o'clock to night.
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It's one hundred and six miles to Chicago. We got
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It's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Hit it.
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I hate work, I hate work.
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I hate.
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I've been having a very fast day.
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I don't eat, just gonna.
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Today.
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She's gone.
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Work work, work, work, work, work, work work.
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Man, what are we gonna do?
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Man, We're gonna get out of here.
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Guys have a life? I mean, do you do anything.
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It's like this creepy stuff.
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What do you do for fun? Oh no, we don't
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We just we just work.
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Here's here's the fun, right, work, work, work, work, work,
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Well. I realized my father makes a lot of money,
but you see he's not giving me any.
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Yeah.
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Weekend, Saturday, Sunday, the time between work and more work,
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NBS Sports presents Backyard Bawl four, sponsored in part by
Stinky Johnson. Stinky Johnson reminds you that Eddie Brown eats
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when to say uncles, Good.
Speaker 8 (23:33):
Afternoon, everybody. Dicky prew It along with Tubby Jackson live
from the vacant lot beside missus Mortisen's house, bringing you
the war between the hedges and the street. It's backyard
Ball four.
Speaker 11 (23:47):
They were about to get underway. There's some haggling going
on down there. It looks like the last two slots
on the team rosters, but.
Speaker 8 (23:53):
Of course, here at backyard football a little different. The
rosters are actually made while standing on the field. So
the final two slots.
Speaker 11 (24:01):
Yes, it's a citizen Randy and Benny's little sister.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
They call her the girl. Yeah, looking for good things
from the girl. She's little, she is quick. I see
the more haggling going on. The Blazers are invoking the
familiar we had him last time rule.
Speaker 14 (24:18):
Which of course means the girl is going to join
their lineup.
Speaker 8 (24:21):
Well, it looks like the crushers are gonna have to
take Randy and.
Speaker 10 (24:25):
You know, Dicky.
Speaker 11 (24:26):
Unless I miss my guess, Randy's gonna be the one
who has to stay in and blo.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
I remember back at backyard Ball three when he actually
convinced him to let him go out for a pass
hit in the face. Game ended early when he cried,
took his ball and went hall.
Speaker 14 (24:38):
Who could forget that?
Speaker 8 (24:39):
Well, you know a lot of people wouldn't be surprised
to see Randy in the lineup at all, But today
perhaps the most important player on the field got to
be a first for Randy. That's because, of course it's
his foot se his ball exactly hardly been used at all.
Remember back during barefoot season, he had a little red
splotch on his foot from kicking the laces.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
But his mom took care of that.
Speaker 14 (25:02):
Yep, she wrote that kick me here on the magic
marker there on.
Speaker 8 (25:06):
The other side, which has really helped Randy out so far.
Speaker 14 (25:09):
Well, see, nobody has a coin for the toss. What's
going Okay?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
The crushers win a quick round of rock paper scissors,
and they're.
Speaker 8 (25:17):
Gonna elect and they will take the end of the
field where it is limb free, the trees, of course,
bushes on one side and the street.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
On the other.
Speaker 14 (25:26):
Nat some trouble down.
Speaker 8 (25:27):
There's what's happening.
Speaker 14 (25:28):
I can't believe this. Randy making sports history here today, folks.
Speaker 11 (25:32):
He's becoming the only player ever to get hurt playing
rock paper scissors.
Speaker 8 (25:36):
The Lady of the ball game delay at the start
of the ball game, so we'll pause for this announcement
from Stinky Johnson, Scooter.
Speaker 11 (25:43):
And leslies drink get ssigh n g.
Speaker 8 (25:48):
First goes, then goes mad, didn't go, Scooter as.
Speaker 3 (25:52):
The baby big couch, and Thenie Brown.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
It's booger all right.
Speaker 8 (25:57):
Now the first play of the game, about to get
on their way for backyard ball four uh, opening with
the classic everybody out for a pass play.
Speaker 14 (26:07):
We've seen that many times here in the backyard back.
Speaker 8 (26:09):
Except of course, for Randy who will who will stay
in and block? You see the duck. Eddie Waddell lines up.
Speaker 11 (26:15):
Wide right, There's Mario King lines up not quite as
wide right.
Speaker 8 (26:20):
And there goes Tubby Rise lines up so far right,
he's behind the bushes. Wait, wait, Tubby's just just relieving himself,
getting ready.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Yeah, your backyard ball.
Speaker 14 (26:30):
I think they're ready.
Speaker 5 (26:31):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (26:31):
Waddell cuts right at the big rock button, hooks at
the manhole cover a long pass.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
Whoa miss, that's.
Speaker 8 (26:39):
Hit the power line. Hit the power line.
Speaker 13 (26:42):
That is a do over all, just go ahead and
run this up a little bit. We probably don't have
time for the whole game, so we'll just just we'll
join Hey, what was that guy? We'll join in further action,
the guy who did another name football.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
You don't talking about it.
Speaker 14 (26:56):
Now, further action later in the game.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Okay, let's good.
Speaker 8 (26:59):
Let wait day racing. Looks like Randy is crying hysterically.
Speaker 11 (27:03):
Yeah, he's arguing with the official. I think he's saying,
the girl didn't count to three before she rushed.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
Now let's say, actually she did count. He's just going
with the old argument. She didn't say one Mississippi, two, Mississippi, three,
Mississippi before she crossed the line of stream.
Speaker 14 (27:17):
The girl has been all over him all day, while.
Speaker 8 (27:20):
She is a year older than him and twice his size,
and of course about three or four times the athletic
ability that I eployment.
Speaker 4 (27:29):
Randy, you don't run forward, We'll do it.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
I guess we heard enough.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
All right, let's move to further action in the game. Okay,
here we have the two minute warning has just sounded.
Mom calling the offensive line in for dinner.
Speaker 5 (27:42):
It is crunch time.
Speaker 14 (27:43):
It's going to be first team to score wins.
Speaker 8 (27:46):
Here we go, alrighty, it's everybody go long for a
pass except Randy.
Speaker 5 (27:52):
It will Shay and.
Speaker 11 (27:53):
Black, all right, Stinky fades back to pass. Oh trouble here,
Randy trips falls down.
Speaker 8 (28:00):
He's he's crying again. He's crying again. It looks like
everybody else is laughing at him to He said that
was his good pair of breeches. His mom told him
he couldn't mess them up, and all this has got
look good.
Speaker 9 (28:10):
He's got a hold.
Speaker 14 (28:11):
Oh look yep, he's mad.
Speaker 4 (28:13):
Is he taking it?
Speaker 14 (28:14):
He's taking his.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
Ball, ball going going home.
Speaker 8 (28:17):
Buskins Backyard Ball number four reminiscent of last year's game.
On a similar note, Well, Wall meet back here the
next afternoon. We can that's whoa okay, sudden death. Everybody's splitting.
Here comes dad with the belt.
Speaker 5 (28:30):
That's not agreed.
Speaker 20 (28:33):
Backyard Bowl four has been a presentation of NBS Sports.
Speaker 15 (28:38):
The network were the really cool guys hang out, grew
up with the boys.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Mama, dude, right, kick me here on the football. So
we had to give that to Randy Buddy go thanks
for being there.
Speaker 3 (28:57):
I find.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
Just get rid of for wordy word doing a great job.
Pack of the words. Two contestants.
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We play next.
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Good Friday morning, January third, twenty twenty five. He's're tracking
the Big Show, Big Box Patrick's New Year's Eve with
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big Box at a big.
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Show dot com, I went to everybody's head about the bed,
good time.
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A wordy word, not a worthy word.
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Jump right in here and meet our contestants. We got
Sunday from Piedmont, South Carolina.
Speaker 5 (30:05):
Good morning, Sunday.
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
We got David from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, David, Good morning.
All right, David, you got Tater on your side, me
and Sinday on the other. We'll do two rounds see
who can win the most words named. All right, then
we got that plan. Then David, you relax, Me and
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Sinday it. We'll go for the first thirty seconds. Are
you ready to Sindy?
Speaker 9 (30:36):
I'm ready.
Speaker 5 (30:37):
All right, baby, here we go.
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We put them right there, nice and easy. I'm gonna
match sh right here. Okay, start the clock.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Now.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
For emails, you check your what the compon? It's two
words like so you know something, something's there? What's the
opposite of out?
Speaker 5 (31:02):
Okay? Yes, okay.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
And then when something happens to your computer, you gotta
do this, or your cable you gotta unplug it and
blanket when it what what do you wear on your
on your feet in the winter time? Okay you wow, man,
didn't have time to work through demo hard words. No
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Sandys in the safe, but don't worry. I'm sure Tater
and David's gonna have in and out and the lallabat.
So though you look like that, don't get on the bugs, buddy, crow,
would I do there?
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Most of the time, that's you tell her a joker.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
Anyway, A sandy won on the board. Yeah, okay, David
and Tater you rea of David.
Speaker 10 (31:57):
And go you turn your computer off and back on again.
Speaker 16 (32:00):
They call it this.
Speaker 12 (32:02):
Yeah, hey, come here close. I'm going to tell you something,
and don't tell anybody else. I'm going to tell you a.
Speaker 5 (32:09):
Yeah. Hey.
Speaker 12 (32:11):
This is when you can recall something like you might
have a bunch of Christmas of these with your family. Yes,
the opposite of hi. This is Charlie Brown's dog. Charlie
brownstog oh, egg on blank blink, All right, that.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
Is what y'all. Put a four on the board, of course,
to take the lead. It's four to one. We're still alive, Cindy.
Let's see what we can do. Baby, come on, come.
Speaker 10 (32:41):
On, left you a softball.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
All right, I hope you know about Charlie Brown. All right,
starting to start the clock. Now, what's the dog's name? Yes,
this is another dog. It's also a Planet Disney dog. Yeah,
another dog dissolves crime. Two words, Shaggy no, no, no
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if Shaggy hung out with him. Yeah, this is a
dog that on the.
Speaker 5 (33:13):
Wizard of Oz, the little dog. Yeah, uh huh. The
opposite of small is Lord Sam. That's the way to
do it. The Sindy, give us a chance, a little room.
We'd go do that. That was fired to.
Speaker 12 (33:27):
Why just take it over that big old mean word
reboot and you were you are sailing.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Put a six on the board. Yes, ain't looking too
googles David Tator, two will tie and three will win.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Ready to go.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
Oh not the future, not the present, but the what
yeah rhymes with it? You break your arm? They said
it in a what.
Speaker 8 (34:01):
Rounds with it?
Speaker 5 (34:02):
You're not first, you are.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yeah, all right, I was seven, by the way, using
a cute voice, was mocking me.
Speaker 5 (34:14):
She was mocking me.
Speaker 1 (34:16):
Hey, Cindy, dog gone and we came up a little
short baby. But you can try again anytime sometime this year.
We won't make it happen, okay, all.
Speaker 6 (34:24):
Right, congratulations to David.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
All right, baby, thank you have a wonderful New Year's
Wings winning five. David, you are playing down there at
the mobile. Buddy, you got your big old prize pack.
Good work man, We appreciate you.
Speaker 5 (34:41):
Thank you, sir it man.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
All right, buddy, but hang on with jacket. Good morning,
Big shows on the radio, Big Request time. Michael Frederick
out of Hackelberg, Alabama. All right, Michael says, play the
Bobbin song please and thank you. All right, So getting
requests coming in for tunes like we do, and that
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was one of the beggars.
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Let's do it right here. It's coming up next.
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Michael, Good morning. Let's make showing the radio bed request time.
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Something you heard on the Big Show.
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It's in time. Money through Friday. Hit us up to
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Everybody kind of know the words, what little bit of words.
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I reckon?
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I just you just jump in there and hang on
as Briscoe Darling.
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Weed.
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In the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the Bobbits leaps to them.
In the kitchen, the downstairs itch in, Lorena grabs Hern,
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slashed his peepy, his tiny peepee. He left the nasty scar,
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She threw his shovel cock.
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You, that's looks like a job for Tracy.
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In the cooler, the flaming cooler, they packed it up
real time. The doctor patched it, then re attached him.
It still don't for a quick rap.
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We are no.
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Were the bedroom, the quiet bedroom, the Bobbins leaps to
the In the kitchen, the dorownstairs kitchen, Lorena grounds her, not.
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We're away, we're going away.
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no word, he'll be back next weekend if thing's all right,
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Welcome to ask place, the golf all the four one.
Speaker 18 (40:52):
One you need Paul your uh uh what you call
intro personal relationship A see dig this ike. This isn't
really a relationship question, but I just wanted to know
what someone like you does on New Year's Eve. I'm
just a cable installer and don't really know anything about
the rock and roll lifestyle.
Speaker 9 (41:13):
Let me live.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
A little body.
Speaker 20 (41:17):
What's that word vicariously?
Speaker 4 (41:18):
Vicariously? I means he's just gonna watch you and enjoy
it through you. That sounds kind of perfect.
Speaker 18 (41:27):
I can't wait to hear how a musical icon celebrates
thanks in advance. Troy in Birmingham, Dear Troy, No year Eve,
damn you about fifty year two legs brother. Back in
my time, it with lively times, sex, drugs and rock
and roll.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Nowadays it's skinner Max Gerald Toll and Miley Sinus swinging
on the ball.
Speaker 4 (41:53):
But this year was different thanks to white boy Patrick.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
Let me preach on it then and now by now
everybody knows about white boy Patrick.
Speaker 4 (42:05):
He's my official in turn for life. Time to time.
Speaker 18 (42:09):
I regretterate giving him that title, like this past New
Year's Eve. Now see, I ain't one of them spring
Chitling's no more. I just wanted to hang out at
the crib, eat.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
Some pigs, feet, pickled eggs, a variety of them little
what you call Who's douvers.
Speaker 18 (42:29):
Then we was gonna kick back Poper malt liquor tall
boy and watch my prize collectation of Dolomite movies under Vciarra,
you know.
Speaker 4 (42:38):
Exposed to boys, some real culture. But Patrick, or as.
Speaker 3 (42:42):
He is now known that Damn Patrick, had other plans,
none of which involved me.
Speaker 9 (42:52):
Man, what that.
Speaker 5 (42:56):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (42:57):
I must be getting old? I missed all the signs
of trouble on the horizontal.
Speaker 18 (43:02):
For a long time, Patrick wanted his own vehicle instead
of always taking the bro Ham.
Speaker 4 (43:07):
One day I asked him what he wanted.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
For Christmas, and he said a cheap escort to hang
his fuzzy dice on. So I called my main man,
Slip Repeat down at pimpand Motors for the hookup.
Speaker 18 (43:19):
Now, just a few years ago, i'd have known that
cheap escort was a hole and fuzzy dice were well
his fuzzy dice.
Speaker 4 (43:30):
So there we're sitting there watching.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
Rudy ray Wore swing that pimp cane, sucking the meat
out of them picnickles.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
And I know this white boy Patrick getting on antsy pancy.
So I kid up to get us another couple of
cold ones.
Speaker 18 (43:42):
And when I come back, there's three hoochie mama dancing
around behind my back. He called up that delivery service, boober.
Why it's kind of like car pulling for skeezers. They
good too, They put Hole on the go out of business. Now,
all this would have been great if I'd had some notice,
(44:04):
but I would slap out of my Niagara and the
EBT card don't cover Oyster. So here I is in
my brand new royal purple polyestrogen Walmart Pj's, sipping my
last malt liquor and try to keep them boxes from
recording over dolomite. There's that damn Patrick dancing let to
(44:25):
some lady Google song stripped to his Rudolph the red
nose ring their G string.
Speaker 4 (44:31):
I'll give you one guess where the red nose was.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
They was all carrying on, and there I sat, looking
like Grady from Sandford the Sun.
Speaker 18 (44:41):
The last straw was catching one of them skanks eating
my cheese whiz right out of that can.
Speaker 3 (44:46):
You don't never put your mouth on a man's cheese
whiz can. Then the unthinkable happened. Patrick called me buzz Killington.
First I thought it was a compliment, like that guy
from toy Story, But no.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
That ain't it.
Speaker 18 (45:00):
That hurt that cut deep, deeper than that group he
did with that fro picking Detroit back in sixty three.
Speaker 4 (45:07):
I lost my mind. This was supposed to be our night,
just a musical icon and his wacky intern. But then
they had to go and ruin it, just playing ruined it.
Speaker 18 (45:19):
He stormed out hose in toe and my cheese wins
huck to no waistband of his damn G string.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Even if you give it back, I ain't gonna touch
it now.
Speaker 3 (45:30):
So everybody out there, if you see a slightly dowey
cracker about six y three with a G sp the
G string and SpongeBob slippers driving a Bondo brown seventy seven,
has God called me? I hate to say it, but
I miss him, damnit. And if you ain't shore, it's him,
(45:50):
holler show.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
Me your belly.
Speaker 5 (45:52):
If he does is him.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
You don't know what you got. Tell that's gone.
Speaker 18 (45:58):
Even if it's a cracker who eats you out of
house and home, it ain't nothing but a slacker. He
never kept a bro ham clean or washed his sticky draws,
But I loved him like a long lost sun.
Speaker 4 (46:10):
Even when he didn't do his chores.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
I missed the way he'd eat baked beans that made
his belly tight that he could fart the thief from
shaft or the lion sleeps tonight.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
Come back home, Patrick, and bring the hose hang off the.
Speaker 18 (46:26):
Sign do not disturb. But if they eat my cheese
whires one more time, I'll kick all your asses to
the curve. He says Ike, missus, Patrick.
Speaker 4 (46:40):
Peace out.
Speaker 1 (46:41):
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Speaker 4 (46:48):
Me up some cool menthols on the way hard.
Speaker 11 (46:53):
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The number is eight.
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Hey, rest your days, you on tomorrow, Love you mane
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