January 24, 2025 • 36 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got Billy’s tribute sone the John Boy, “He’s So Fat”.. - Jock Cousteau had another adventure show that was ahead of its time.. - John Boy pulled a list of memorable colonoscopy quotes from out of his.. well you know.. - We’ve resurrected Ralph and Norton for today’s Playhouse, “A Hot Night with the Honeymooners”.. - Tater tries John Boy’s chocolate math trick - and neither of them get it right.. - and we noticed that somebody has hacked into John Boy’s bio page and added a few things…
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hey,
John Boy, the next time you cut a really long one,
say if I would have choked it, I think I
would have started. All right, that'll keep your email for
a while.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Alight.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Then, well, I told you about the prize package we're
playing for bell on the current Devan's quiz. What are
we dealing with technology in the news.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
There's now a way to keep posting on your Facebook
page even after you die.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
One ain't on a big show. You told free line
you take c and you will win. It's the only thing.
You must be alive to play it. Come on, we'll
do it next good morning to make sure it's on.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
The radio for your Friday, January twenty Like we read
play okay quiz, let's say I hed to Karen from Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Good morning, Karen, Good.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Morning everybody, how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And Karen y'alliky Karen, welcome baby. Now listen to Billy
and win this prize package.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, if you're really hooked on social media, there's a
new Facebook app that lets you post a message to
the online world even after you die. It's called If
I Die, What Happens is Users write up a message
in advance, say, will automatically be posted to your Facebook
wall in the event of your death.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's intended as a way to leave a goodbye message.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
To the world, or perhaps reveal feelings you didn't feel
comfortable sharing while you were alive. Now, for security purposes,
three of your designated Facebook friends would have to confirm
your death before the app would be allowed to do
its thing. One popular message users have set up to
leave to the world is a I'm in a better place, B,
(02:30):
I love you all, or C if I'm dead, goodbye,
Gary Pete and Steve. If I'm not dead, kiss my
butt Gary Pete and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That one.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah, I shudder to think what Pillars is going to
put in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm already righting it in my head.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
I don't want to be one of your three confirming frids.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Cary.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Congratulations Steve, sweetness, you got the prize package. Head up
your way to Kingsports then us see. I sure appreciate
you guys.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
You have a great one.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, thanks for noticing. Good morning, you got the big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio, talking about that damn Teith and having baby. Yeah,
nothing sexy, and a hot young man talking trash on
the radio. I like all them opinionated time men, rock Limbo,
(03:48):
yaw handed it, Neil Bard, Yeah, snow on the roof.
She had a fire in the party. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. I feel
so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tayter
is gonna be our guinea pig. See if this chocolate
math works? All right, all right, let me. I'm gonna
need a calculator, but this goes. I'm not too good
at math. I got it right here. I things go work. Okay. Well,
I don't know, I've never tried to before. All right, Tayter,
don't tell me your age. She's with you so far.
(05:01):
This is your age by Chocolate Math. I don't know
if you can follow it home or in your car. Don't.
Don't try to write it down, but uh, somebody around
here and email anybody but me at the Big Show
dot com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
All right, here we go. They say this this really
(05:24):
works okay, who is the first of all? First of all,
pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have chocolate and they say yeah, and like
between one and ten, there's been more than once, but
less than ten. Okay, so what so what are you saying? Okay? Now, okay,
(05:44):
you said five? All right, five? Now you multiply that
number by two, just to be bold. Here where is
my little multipulation? Oh it's ten sometimes two ten? Okay,
love gets complicated. Multiple. Could you go get some more
(06:08):
batteries for the calculator? Ipl this by fifty times five? Oh? Alright?
Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
Have you already had your birthday this year?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Taytor?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, So then you add seventeen fifty nine all right,
plus one seven five nine. Okay if you hadn't, by
the way, and you're doing this, you add one seven
five eight. Okay. Now subtract the four digit year that
you were born. All right, Taylor, what was it?
Speaker 8 (06:48):
What do I need to give you the year?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Though?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born? Okay,
all right, Well, don't tell me I'm stuck at twenty
two hundred and fifty nine. Yere you go, just subtract
that for me on my calculator. I won't look. I'm
going to message subtract the four digit years hit that
you were born. Uh no, just going here again?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Get now what hit? E?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Equal equal?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, you should have a three digit number. Yes, there's
a three digit number. The first digit of this was
your original number. How many times you want to have
chocolate each week? Is it? No? No?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Two?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
No, I mean yes, I did want sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
One.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm twelve. Ah, you know I hate to point this out.
I predicted twice this was. Okay, we'll go the number
of times that you would like to have chocolate, right, Okay,
you said you said five. All right, let me do
to my age because I know my age. Okay, And
(08:18):
I won't chocolate seven times a week because I like
chocolate every day of the week.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
I like turtles.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Seven monthly?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Is number by two times?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Two?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay? Four? Add five?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Did I forget to add five in the first time?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I said?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Plus five? Okay, nineteen, Now multiply by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay,
that's nine fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my
birthday this year. Okay, so plus one seven five nine. Okay,
Now subtract the four digit year that I was born
(08:54):
minus nineteen fifty six equals seven fifty three. Read the
first ditch of this was your original number seven, It
was the next two numbers. Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
It worked?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh it, do you do it? Tatter?
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Why didn't yours work because you didn't do the AD
five thing originally?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh? Oh well, too late. Next the whole way I
want to find out help really, Tatter old was yeah, Tator.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note that says I'm out of here. I don't have
time for this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh so for copies of this if you would like
to take email anybody love me all right?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
And if this ministry has been a blessing to you.
He thought that would give him the inside track.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Pig hans his hands. Hellah came here. Please you gotta
web every hell hold li diseas.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Red cape, red nag man, red, yeah man, yeah, give in,
I'm a cape.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
He looks liking a bare good morning to make sure
I was on the radio. All right. I guess hoy
got enough time to time to poll by now that
we can get him. Man, Hello, man, it is hot.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I'm alive on the fat about it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now, man, John Boybelly here are you big on?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Harry? No grabbing, no sticking, girly squeezing, fort building, kate
wearing buck stretching fingers. Not much.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Man, Hey, you guys have a good holiday. Had you
annual after Christmas hunting trip?
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Go?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's what we want to know about, too, good man,
anybody shot?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, we didn't even end up going this year. What
Delbert was too busy with his new girlfriend Ginger?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Ooh new girlfriend? Huh will when did that happen?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Right after the Lanna Race. Old Ginger works for RJ. Reynolds.
She come up to us during the Victory Lane deal.
Give Delbert a free pack of Winston Light. He was
like puddy in her.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, he's only humans. So is it going good?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Yeah? She put laid back. And if you're gonna be
around Dewart, that comes in real hand.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Of course the free cigarettes don't hurt nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So been together since November? Man, that might be a
record for Delbert come.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In the other night, said she might be the one. Yeah,
he took her out to eat at Taco Bell the
other night. So it's coming home that old Gordido started
to feeling like he was gonna repea on it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You know I've been there.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, I heard that, Devor says. I held on to
as long as I could, but like a man said,
there's more room outside than he So I let one
fly and it was a world class window fogg not
silent and definitely deadly. It's so bad, he said, a
running red light. I scared if I stopped the carse
she'd jump out. I covered up everywhere I knew how.
(12:39):
I rolled down the window, turned on the heater, lit
a cigarette. I even tried cranking up the radio, he said.
All the thing worse was the time me and him
was in that deer costume with that honkey devenport nosin
all what happened, well, never knew he couldn't cover it up,
so he tried to change the subject. He says, So, honey,
(13:00):
have you seen the morning paper? He said. Ginger said no, sweetie,
but if you pull over, I'll run out in the
woozy get you a handful of leaves, didn't huh No,
And a woman that can sit through one of Delbert's
gord detodeblo. That's keeper right there. Hey, Ley's going round here,
men el cabong his pitching and go to work. You
(13:22):
don't letter on? Yeah, well, well you tell him, I said,
uh huh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all keep them
straight up.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
A right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
The Big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (13:38):
I'm working with mister Bill cos over to his outfit now.
Like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that they're
big Joe. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Ain't gotten the gay?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio coming up?
What game is it? Y'all want to play?
Speaker 11 (14:39):
I thought you wanted to play stupid quiz?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, that's what I want. He's not asking him, he's
asking us, y'all. I'll go give y'all a choice out
of it. That's fine. I got stupid quiz was my record?
This week, did I love? No, we didn't play yesterday
because Michael Winslow was in here. We played Dollywood squares.
I'm two and one, all right, so don't see what
happens today, all right, coming up, it's just a little bit.
It's Friday morning. Boys.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
What you want to hear?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Three birds?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And I told y'all want to yell? What's dog is?
You want to hear? Happy by all right? And they
really do, y'all. I mean they're not just saying that.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I any side walking down the street on a sunny day,
I feeling in my bone says I have my week.
I'ma have to beat boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Oh good when the things are going when you're my
little bug spot got hitting my car, but his guns
(15:40):
in the box and put him in a drawer. Oh,
I'm gonna have to beat boy. I'm gonna have to
be a boy.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
When the things are going with you take so long
her favorite Hume.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Hubble hubbubboos. I looked into the drawer and started to laugh,
hub because I might have to beat boy boy.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Good things, Yeah, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The big shows on your radio, John Board, Billy Brendon,
Jackie's Pillars and Clyde and Clyde say, I can't take
it and I've done king Lear. I can't come on man.
You know I was on the same flat with No
that was king Air Man.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Well look at this white Fillers. I took you from
king Lear to Lear Jets. Yeah, and I'm sitting on
the crapper. I'm sitting here. I'm sitting on the crapper
during these private flights. I'm eating be jerkey for lunch
and I'm doing a glama on a radio for fredbody
killing me.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But in fairness, he makes it noise every time he
sits on the crapper, no matter where he is. And
that's a camel.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, that's a seat. There's always there's a there's a
toilet in the in the back of these private jets.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
And I think most people are familiar with the term crapper.
And yeah, we have him settled there because you know
it's more room.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Because they're playing to fly with a nose in the
air window. It ain't all glamour, no, no.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Not because it's more room. It's because you can't be
more than four feet from Bradshaw on a trink.
Speaker 12 (17:31):
It's what's really bad is when someone Bradshaw starts walking
towards the back going and I.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Use a head, kill.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Your whole table. A boy as big as he is,
he's gotten the bladder the size of a walnut. Brains y'all, yeah,
I mean, I tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's why we won't ask how you know that?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You can't drive nowhere with him? Every twenty minutes. He's
worse than a wallet. The guys say, use a bathroom.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
He's been playing with the X ray machine over at Docksborn.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Look, I thought it ain't no bigger than great. Oh
all right, so what are we getting into? Oh yeah,
we're playing stupid, Yes we are. Let's get right away
from that area. Uh, stupid quiz will be playing re
verse angle Friday. Y'all, hang on, if you wrote in
said do you want to play me? We'll do it
(18:21):
coming up next Good morning to make shows on the radio.
(18:50):
Friday morning, stupide quiz time. All right, Verse angle Friday.
Jackie got on the phone here Jeff from Coradon, Iowa. Hello, Jeff, Hey,
John boy, how you doing man?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Doing great? Doing great?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Buddy? How long you've been listening to the big show.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
We've been listening here where I'm working about a year
and a half.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh, coirl, man, it might be keepingnybody keep up stuff
like that. Well, it would be a neat trick to
listen before we were on there. True, all right, Jeff,
stupid quiz time, buddy. You got a touchstone phone, you
touch a number on it. There you go, you come
musical lamb, I heard it.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
I did not hear that man.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Again, master frog guess pull off?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
So?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, Marcy Watshy got our lesson playing?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Baby? I do.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Here for me?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Math class? Math class?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
What do we call the opposite side of the right
angle of a right triangle? And there are choices?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh cool, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
You call it a.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Do you call it a the hypot newse b A
parallel angle?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Or C pie? No no pie?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Or square triangle or not? That hypot news is trying
unless that guy that discovered the very first one. So
I'll go and see uh b b yeah that is uh.
I'm gonna turn loud clear there, Jeff. What you got there, buddy?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Oh, I'm gonna have to go with a that is right?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
What is a.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Man that's the one that I didn't think it was.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Yeah, imagine that, raising yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Right out of here, Jeff, you want up only one another?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
English? English? Yeah, I go give me a tongue twist. Well,
let's finish the game for again.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Okay, find the noun in this sentence. I can't believe
I hate the whole thing?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Did hate?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, let's go on the rules. Whoever is up one,
you know the other one gets to go. Isn't that
a way I'll usually do it if I'm up one
and say yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
It's reverse a Friday. You gotta switch.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Oh, he's got you there, go ahead, go ahead, Jah?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
What were the choices again?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Any word in the sentence?
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Okay, the sentences read it backwards?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Thing?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Ho the eight I believe?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Can't I?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Oh, okay, I got it. It's thing.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
It is.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Words two to nothing. Jeff zone up on me? What
are you looking at me?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I was?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Need to catch the joke? All right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Say you're just like my real teachers tried to hold
me down. Well, they just did it so you wouldn't
wonder out of class.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
I want to go back to that. Jeff is own
up on me.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
My back round class.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
You know, ever since you got the cape, all the
girls are trying to get but some of the boys
like you.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
All right, let's go US and world history.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
World history.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Who succeeded Jimmy Carter as US President?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Rick? Jeer? No jeer? When was he president? Reagan? Regan?
Speaker 8 (22:52):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, right there, you two to one. Alright, hole the
skunk hole. I'm about tired of myself, folks, So that's
not a good son for me when I'm trying to
come back.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Say your name, Say your name every now, that's how
I hold your attention more.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
All right, all right, let's go to geography.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Geography.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Madison's parents named her after the state capitol where they
met in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's that puts us into a meatball situation. All right,
that meatball, my second.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Respected too much to shut you out. I let you
have the last.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Thank you man. This is this is good?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I have to go to the bathroom. Here's your past
I do. Can I just give it to Jeff. We
go to the bathroom and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Give it to Jeff.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
All right here, we'll do Okay, to science.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
One more things, help me back in school, all right here,
we go, Jeff, one.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Moreion, Listen carefully. What new color will you get by
mixing yellow and red?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
You all have asked this before, not in this class?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay, yellow red? Sorry Jeff, go ahead, buddy, what you got.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Red and yellow? I believe make orange?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Jeff, you win. Buddy to the bathroom too, just did
all right, jaf hold on, no, Jack gets infimation. Get
this stuff to you in beautiful cordon Ohio Io wall.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Hey the first time Callie. By the way, all right, man.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
This comedy things pretty tough, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Jeff? Hold on, We'll let you get back to work here, buddy,
Thank you. Coming up our classic bit of the morning
Dub starring in a John boyn Billy Playhouse. Good morning,
the Big Show is on the radio and h classic
bit time. Yes, we're celebrating the old Buddy Dub with
playhouses that dub start in coming up next, hang out,
(25:31):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Continue
that classic bits in the morning, honoring Dubs and John
Wilviilly playhouses.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a
matter of life and Dub. As our story opens, Dubs
in the middle of downtown, sitting on a bench at
the corner bus stop.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
Our shoe? What's that bust with her? I've got to
get home. Excuse me, man, would you like a chocolate?
Speaker 13 (26:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, thank you?
Speaker 15 (26:03):
I love chocolate. My mom always said life is like
a box of chocolates. If you're not careful, you get
it all over your hands, or something like that.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Suddenly a car swords out of control, jumps the curb
and crashes into a lamp post.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Holy mona help police help.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Dubs crass for help. Bring a police officer from around
the corner headquarters headquarters, just as Unit four. We've got
an accident with entrance at the corner fourth the main.
Pretty bad one too. We need an avalance quick. Hello. Hello,
you and the car? Can you hear me? Try to relax, sir,
We've got an ambulance on the way.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Officer, you don't have to say that.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
I know it's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm never gonna make it to the hospital. I need
to speak to a priest quick, sir, Remain calm. The
ambulance will be right here. I don't need an ambulance,
I need a priest. Hold on, sir, excuse me, ladies
and gentlemen. This man in this wrecked car right here,
this one right here that I'm pointing out, is in
a very is very seriously injured. He needs to speak
(27:14):
to a priest. Is anyone here a priest? I think
dub has lost his place? Well, for the last fifty
years I've been living, I'm right, he has lost his place.
Is anyone here?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Hurry?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Says remain calm. I'm trying to find one.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
I think he's missing a page.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Is anyone.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Is anyone here?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm bleeding to death over here? Please try not to
talk it done? Has anyone here a priest?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Stay here?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
When you say that you didn't have it?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Mark?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Right there? All right?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is anyone? How's it going out there?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You on the park bench?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
I got a market for him? There you go, man,
there you go? All right, there you go?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Where are you gonna start with it? Here? Are you ready?
We're ready?
Speaker 11 (28:18):
Excuse me, officer, have.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You been drinking?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
In fact, I'm not even Catholic.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Life.
Speaker 16 (28:38):
I was supposed to say, are you a preach? But
it didn't try to fit. So what exactly can I
do for you?
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Then?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Sir?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Well, for the last years I've been living in a
house right next door to Saint Michael's Catholic Church over
on Alms Street.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I'm not sure what you're getting against, sir.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Well, every night for fifty years, I've been sitting on
the porch after supper and I can hear the people
over at the church clear as a bell. I think
I picked up a little bit of the lingo over
the years. Maybe I could say something that bella might
comfort him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Well, let's see if he's still alive, Sir, Sir, I
couldn't find a priest, but I have someone here who
would like to offer you some words of comforts about time.
All right, old timer, give it your best shot under
the B four, under the nineteen, under the N thirty eight.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
We hope you'll enjoy John Bleyn Billy Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear dubs.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Under the G with before.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Und zero seventy two.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I think that's under the Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That guy's not a priest, he's not even Cathy. Good
(30:41):
morning citizens, The big show is on the radio. I
am John Boy, Kate Boy from the bunnet of the case.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Beg.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You want to get a bud my little baby doll.
Stacy Lowis made my big red cape for me, presented
to me yesterday. Absolute baby Dog came up with Jack
Paul's off man.
Speaker 16 (31:08):
Look at this all.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'll tell me about my bio that y'all printed out.
You can see it at the Big Show dot com.
That's different things. Uh hobbies as a child, Uh put
directing a pretend choir like mama. She was a choir director,
driving a go cart, start drumming at age five and
hunting with dad and dressing up like girls. Now I
didn't put that that's enough girls.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
I must have left the website open typing.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So hey, hey, well I read cookies last right, I'm
just go ahead and read my whole bio. Then we're
gonna go through it. Like I said last Friday, every
person on the Big Show their biby so we can
learn about all right, John boy, you see my smiling face.
My my goatee's a little long in this picture, but
(31:59):
behind the control board that I operate like a skilled
seven forty seven pilot. Hometown in high school, Graham, North Carolina,
Graham High School Education, high school diploma. Don't like to
wear it on the sleep. Favorite food anything mom makes,
fried lobster tails, pork, beef, seafood, any meat with my
(32:22):
grilling sauce. Favorite movie Tombstone, Oh brother, We're artdal No
time for sergeants, current hobbies, anything owner around the ocean,
aggravating other people. Now, I didn't put that in that
fresh off duties with the big show being John boy whiner,
big baby complainer. He didn't put complainer all right all
(32:47):
the time on that one. How did you start in
this business? Running Sunday morning tas of my hometown radio station, Burlington,
North Carolina, nineteen seventy five. Any entertainment background you want
to include? Yeah, but I don't have any. Wait. I
had a role in my senior play only played in
(33:09):
Gramm High school history to be called back for a
third performance during the week Tada played snow White in
elementary school. Any odd habits. I set my watch and
the clocks in my bedroom to different times, so I'm
not ever sure what time it is. He shows children
(33:30):
first names and ages. You change the ages of my kids,
actually the correct ages. They've had a birthday there, Yeah,
thank you. At least somebody knows their eggs? John, Did
I get them something good? I'll take them back later. Pets,
two dogs, a cat, two hamsters, and four horses. You
want to update that brash off. Yeah, you've killed the hampshifs.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
The horses don't know you, and the dogs hate you.
They won't even have his leg.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
He's just being me.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't know the horses. I hadn't had a chance to.
I've been so busy lately. Yeah, uh yeah. How many
hamsters have I got to both of them dead? They
both did. You didn't tell me that before he left.
Last time we go out of town. I looked for
one for about an hour. He called you, didn't he read? Yes?
Speaker 13 (34:18):
He was fat.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Look, look, don't come over here. One of the hamsters
is losing the house. I don't want you to panic.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, see what famous person would you like to meet?
I put that girl from bay Watch? You put Richard Simmons, And,
as Billy can tell you, I met Richard Simmons's right,
and he freaked me out and I beat you. He
did remember that? Yeah? Yeah, I been him in the
cape too, though, so I'm saying. And whenever the moon
gets full now I work out with fat paper. Had
(34:49):
sweats to the oldies first job pumping gas Arsdale service
station in age sixteen in Graham, but selling girls scalped
cookies and after I bought all those cookies from your knees,
Oh morning, Okay, let's we'll change it to buying girls
Scotch favorite saying no, no, huhu where y'all going?
Speaker 17 (35:12):
Later?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I wish I was Bradshaw hopes for the future A nap?
Did you mean after today? Haha? That's me being a
comedian and Bradshaw. But to be more like Bradshaw. All right,
that's my boss. They never finished with that, all right,
we'll never have to go through it again. Next week
we do, Billy, No, yes, alright, but I think it's
(35:35):
time ago. I think some time.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Big Box this year all.
Speaker 17 (35:39):
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so's He's fifteen for nine ninety nine.
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Buy them once, play them anywhere.
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Speaker 4 (35:53):
A y'all, hope you have a great rest of your day,
a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
The weather's nice where you are, Saturday show happens tomorrow.
Back at It Monday morning. John Wibill and Late Risers
podcast up next. Wherever you get your podcasts, all at
the Big show dot com.
Good morning, there's a big show on the radio. Hey,
John Boy, the next time you cut a really long one,
say if I would have choked it, I think I
would have started. All right, that'll keep your email for
a while.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Alight.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Then, well, I told you about the prize package we're
playing for bell on the current Devan's quiz. What are
we dealing with technology in the news.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
There's now a way to keep posting on your Facebook
page even after you die.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
One ain't on a big show. You told free line
you take c and you will win. It's the only thing.
You must be alive to play it. Come on, we'll
do it next good morning to make sure it's on.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
The radio for your Friday, January twenty Like we read
play okay quiz, let's say I hed to Karen from Kingsport, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Good morning, Karen, Good.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Morning everybody, how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
And Karen y'alliky Karen, welcome baby. Now listen to Billy
and win this prize package.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, if you're really hooked on social media, there's a
new Facebook app that lets you post a message to
the online world even after you die. It's called If
I Die, What Happens is Users write up a message
in advance, say, will automatically be posted to your Facebook
wall in the event of your death.
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
It's intended as a way to leave a goodbye message.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
To the world, or perhaps reveal feelings you didn't feel
comfortable sharing while you were alive. Now, for security purposes,
three of your designated Facebook friends would have to confirm
your death before the app would be allowed to do
its thing. One popular message users have set up to
leave to the world is a I'm in a better place, B,
(02:30):
I love you all, or C if I'm dead, goodbye,
Gary Pete and Steve. If I'm not dead, kiss my
butt Gary Pete and.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
That one.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
Yeah, I shudder to think what Pillars is going to
put in.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
I'm already righting it in my head.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
I don't want to be one of your three confirming frids.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
Cary.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Congratulations Steve, sweetness, you got the prize package. Head up
your way to Kingsports then us see. I sure appreciate
you guys.
Speaker 9 (03:13):
You have a great one.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay, thanks for noticing. Good morning, you got the big
show on the radio. More chances for you to win
coming up after your news, weather and sports.
Speaker 10 (03:28):
Ah, you gonna have all them good at two shoes
on the radio, talking about that damn Teith and having baby. Yeah,
nothing sexy, and a hot young man talking trash on
the radio. I like all them opinionated time men, rock Limbo,
(03:48):
yaw handed it, Neil Bard, Yeah, snow on the roof.
She had a fire in the party. It's getting hot
in here. I take off all my clothes. I feel
so vulnerable.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Good morning, The Big Show is on the radio. Tayter
is gonna be our guinea pig. See if this chocolate
math works? All right, all right, let me. I'm gonna
need a calculator, but this goes. I'm not too good
at math. I got it right here. I things go work. Okay. Well,
I don't know, I've never tried to before. All right, Tayter,
don't tell me your age. She's with you so far.
(05:01):
This is your age by Chocolate Math. I don't know
if you can follow it home or in your car. Don't.
Don't try to write it down, but uh, somebody around
here and email anybody but me at the Big Show
dot com if you'd like to get a copy of this.
All right, here we go. They say this this really
(05:24):
works okay, who is the first of all? First of all,
pick the number of times a week that you would
like to have chocolate and they say yeah, and like
between one and ten, there's been more than once, but
less than ten. Okay, so what so what are you saying? Okay? Now, okay,
(05:44):
you said five? All right, five? Now you multiply that
number by two, just to be bold. Here where is
my little multipulation? Oh it's ten sometimes two ten? Okay,
love gets complicated. Multiple. Could you go get some more
(06:08):
batteries for the calculator? Ipl this by fifty times five? Oh? Alright?
Now if you have already had your birthday this year?
Have you already had your birthday this year?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Taytor?
Speaker 8 (06:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, So then you add seventeen fifty nine all right,
plus one seven five nine. Okay if you hadn't, by
the way, and you're doing this, you add one seven
five eight. Okay. Now subtract the four digit year that
you were born. All right, Taylor, what was it?
Speaker 8 (06:48):
What do I need to give you the year?
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Though?
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Well?
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I don't guess you're supposed to give it to me,
because then would know what year you were born? Okay,
all right, Well, don't tell me I'm stuck at twenty
two hundred and fifty nine. Yere you go, just subtract
that for me on my calculator. I won't look. I'm
going to message subtract the four digit years hit that
you were born. Uh no, just going here again?
Speaker 7 (07:11):
Get now what hit? E?
Speaker 6 (07:18):
Equal equal?
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, you should have a three digit number. Yes, there's
a three digit number. The first digit of this was
your original number. How many times you want to have
chocolate each week? Is it? No? No?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Two?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
No, I mean yes, I did want sometimes.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
The next two numbers are supposed to be your age
eighty eight.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
One.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
I'm twelve. Ah, you know I hate to point this out.
I predicted twice this was. Okay, we'll go the number
of times that you would like to have chocolate, right, Okay,
you said you said five. All right, let me do
to my age because I know my age. Okay, And
(08:18):
I won't chocolate seven times a week because I like
chocolate every day of the week.
Speaker 11 (08:22):
I like turtles.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Seven monthly?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Is number by two times?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Two?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Okay? Four? Add five?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Did I forget to add five in the first time?
Speaker 6 (08:33):
I said?
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Plus five? Okay, nineteen, Now multiply by fifty times fifteen fifteen. Okay,
that's nine fifty nineteen. Uh well, I've already had my
birthday this year. Okay, so plus one seven five nine. Okay,
Now subtract the four digit year that I was born
(08:54):
minus nineteen fifty six equals seven fifty three. Read the
first ditch of this was your original number seven, It
was the next two numbers. Fifty three is my age?
Speaker 9 (09:11):
It worked?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Oh it, do you do it? Tatter?
Speaker 12 (09:15):
Why didn't yours work because you didn't do the AD
five thing originally?
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Oh? Oh well, too late. Next the whole way I
want to find out help really, Tatter old was yeah, Tator.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Really astro Nerd had to go. He left me a
note that says I'm out of here. I don't have
time for this.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Oh so for copies of this if you would like
to take email anybody love me all right?
Speaker 3 (09:45):
And if this ministry has been a blessing to you.
He thought that would give him the inside track.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Pig hans his hands. Hellah came here. Please you gotta
web every hell hold li diseas.
Speaker 9 (10:28):
Red cape, red nag man, red, yeah man, yeah, give in,
I'm a cape.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
He looks liking a bare good morning to make sure
I was on the radio. All right. I guess hoy
got enough time to time to poll by now that
we can get him. Man, Hello, man, it is hot.
Speaker 5 (10:56):
I'm alive on the fat about it.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Now, man, John Boybelly here are you big on?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Harry? No grabbing, no sticking, girly squeezing, fort building, kate
wearing buck stretching fingers. Not much.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Man, Hey, you guys have a good holiday. Had you
annual after Christmas hunting trip?
Speaker 11 (11:16):
Go?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's what we want to know about, too, good man,
anybody shot?
Speaker 5 (11:22):
No, we didn't even end up going this year. What
Delbert was too busy with his new girlfriend Ginger?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Ooh new girlfriend? Huh will when did that happen?
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Right after the Lanna Race. Old Ginger works for RJ. Reynolds.
She come up to us during the Victory Lane deal.
Give Delbert a free pack of Winston Light. He was
like puddy in her.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well, he's only humans. So is it going good?
Speaker 5 (11:48):
Yeah? She put laid back. And if you're gonna be
around Dewart, that comes in real hand.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Of course the free cigarettes don't hurt nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
So been together since November? Man, that might be a
record for Delbert come.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
In the other night, said she might be the one. Yeah,
he took her out to eat at Taco Bell the
other night. So it's coming home that old Gordido started
to feeling like he was gonna repea on it.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You know I've been there.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
Yeah, I heard that, Devor says. I held on to
as long as I could, but like a man said,
there's more room outside than he So I let one
fly and it was a world class window fogg not
silent and definitely deadly. It's so bad, he said, a
running red light. I scared if I stopped the carse
she'd jump out. I covered up everywhere I knew how.
(12:39):
I rolled down the window, turned on the heater, lit
a cigarette. I even tried cranking up the radio, he said.
All the thing worse was the time me and him
was in that deer costume with that honkey devenport nosin
all what happened, well, never knew he couldn't cover it up,
so he tried to change the subject. He says, So, honey,
(13:00):
have you seen the morning paper? He said. Ginger said no, sweetie,
but if you pull over, I'll run out in the
woozy get you a handful of leaves, didn't huh No,
And a woman that can sit through one of Delbert's
gord detodeblo. That's keeper right there. Hey, Ley's going round here,
men el cabong his pitching and go to work. You
(13:22):
don't letter on? Yeah, well, well you tell him, I said,
uh huh, he'll know what you mean. Y'all keep them
straight up.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
A right, good morning.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
The Big show's on the radio, and more big show
right around the corner.
Speaker 13 (13:38):
I'm working with mister Bill cos over to his outfit now.
Like listening to John Boyd and Billy and that they're
big Joe. I like the way they talk. They're funny
ha ha, not funny queer, that's what they say. Anyhow,
I figured out why John boy had a hard time
getting darted in the morning.
Speaker 6 (13:59):
Ain't gotten the gay?
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Good morning, A big show is on your radio coming up?
What game is it? Y'all want to play?
Speaker 11 (14:39):
I thought you wanted to play stupid quiz?
Speaker 4 (14:41):
Sir?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Yeah, that's what I want. He's not asking him, he's
asking us, y'all. I'll go give y'all a choice out
of it. That's fine. I got stupid quiz was my record?
This week, did I love? No, we didn't play yesterday
because Michael Winslow was in here. We played Dollywood squares.
I'm two and one, all right, so don't see what
happens today, all right, coming up, it's just a little bit.
It's Friday morning. Boys.
Speaker 6 (15:03):
What you want to hear?
Speaker 11 (15:05):
Three birds?
Speaker 1 (15:07):
And I told y'all want to yell? What's dog is?
You want to hear? Happy by all right? And they
really do, y'all. I mean they're not just saying that.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
I any side walking down the street on a sunny day,
I feeling in my bone says I have my week.
I'ma have to beat boy. I'ma have to be boy.
Oh good when the things are going when you're my
little bug spot got hitting my car, but his guns
(15:40):
in the box and put him in a drawer. Oh,
I'm gonna have to beat boy. I'm gonna have to
be a boy.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
When the things are going with you take so long
her favorite Hume.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Forgot all about it for a month and a half.
Hubble hubbubboos. I looked into the drawer and started to laugh,
hub because I might have to beat boy boy.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Good things, Yeah, Hey, good morning.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
The big shows on your radio, John Board, Billy Brendon,
Jackie's Pillars and Clyde and Clyde say, I can't take
it and I've done king Lear. I can't come on man.
You know I was on the same flat with No
that was king Air Man.
Speaker 12 (16:48):
Well look at this white Fillers. I took you from
king Lear to Lear Jets. Yeah, and I'm sitting on
the crapper. I'm sitting here. I'm sitting on the crapper
during these private flights. I'm eating be jerkey for lunch
and I'm doing a glama on a radio for fredbody
killing me.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
But in fairness, he makes it noise every time he
sits on the crapper, no matter where he is. And
that's a camel.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Yeah, that's a seat. There's always there's a there's a
toilet in the in the back of these private jets.
Speaker 11 (17:14):
And I think most people are familiar with the term crapper.
And yeah, we have him settled there because you know
it's more room.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Because they're playing to fly with a nose in the
air window. It ain't all glamour, no, no.
Speaker 11 (17:26):
Not because it's more room. It's because you can't be
more than four feet from Bradshaw on a trink.
Speaker 12 (17:31):
It's what's really bad is when someone Bradshaw starts walking
towards the back going and I.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Use a head, kill.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Your whole table. A boy as big as he is,
he's gotten the bladder the size of a walnut. Brains y'all, yeah,
I mean, I tell you.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
That's why we won't ask how you know that?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
You can't drive nowhere with him? Every twenty minutes. He's
worse than a wallet. The guys say, use a bathroom.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
He's been playing with the X ray machine over at Docksborn.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Look, I thought it ain't no bigger than great. Oh
all right, so what are we getting into? Oh yeah,
we're playing stupid, Yes we are. Let's get right away
from that area. Uh, stupid quiz will be playing re
verse angle Friday. Y'all, hang on, if you wrote in
said do you want to play me? We'll do it
(18:21):
coming up next Good morning to make shows on the radio.
(18:50):
Friday morning, stupide quiz time. All right, Verse angle Friday.
Jackie got on the phone here Jeff from Coradon, Iowa. Hello, Jeff, Hey,
John boy, how you doing man?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Doing great? Doing great?
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Buddy? How long you've been listening to the big show.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
We've been listening here where I'm working about a year
and a half.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Oh, coirl, man, it might be keepingnybody keep up stuff
like that. Well, it would be a neat trick to
listen before we were on there. True, all right, Jeff,
stupid quiz time, buddy. You got a touchstone phone, you
touch a number on it. There you go, you come
musical lamb, I heard it.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
I did not hear that man.
Speaker 11 (19:34):
Again, master frog guess pull off?
Speaker 2 (19:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (19:42):
So?
Speaker 5 (19:44):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Okay, Marcy Watshy got our lesson playing?
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Baby? I do.
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Here for me?
Speaker 1 (19:51):
Math class? Math class?
Speaker 8 (19:54):
What do we call the opposite side of the right
angle of a right triangle? And there are choices?
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Oh cool, all right?
Speaker 5 (20:01):
You call it a.
Speaker 8 (20:06):
Do you call it a the hypot newse b A
parallel angle?
Speaker 5 (20:09):
Or C pie? No no pie?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Or square triangle or not? That hypot news is trying
unless that guy that discovered the very first one. So
I'll go and see uh b b yeah that is uh.
I'm gonna turn loud clear there, Jeff. What you got there, buddy?
Speaker 5 (20:34):
Oh, I'm gonna have to go with a that is right?
Speaker 2 (20:37):
What is a.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
Man that's the one that I didn't think it was.
Speaker 8 (20:45):
Yeah, imagine that, raising yourself.
Speaker 1 (20:49):
Right out of here, Jeff, you want up only one another?
Speaker 5 (20:52):
Right?
Speaker 1 (20:53):
English? English? Yeah, I go give me a tongue twist. Well,
let's finish the game for again.
Speaker 8 (21:07):
Okay, find the noun in this sentence. I can't believe
I hate the whole thing?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Did hate?
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Okay, let's go on the rules. Whoever is up one,
you know the other one gets to go. Isn't that
a way I'll usually do it if I'm up one
and say yes, yeah, yes.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
It's reverse a Friday. You gotta switch.
Speaker 11 (21:28):
Oh, he's got you there, go ahead, go ahead, Jah?
Speaker 5 (21:33):
What were the choices again?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
Any word in the sentence?
Speaker 11 (21:38):
Okay, the sentences read it backwards?
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Thing?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Ho the eight I believe?
Speaker 7 (21:43):
Can't I?
Speaker 5 (21:44):
Oh, okay, I got it. It's thing.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
It is.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Words two to nothing. Jeff zone up on me? What
are you looking at me?
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Like?
Speaker 5 (21:57):
I was?
Speaker 8 (22:00):
Need to catch the joke? All right, So.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Say you're just like my real teachers tried to hold
me down. Well, they just did it so you wouldn't
wonder out of class.
Speaker 11 (22:14):
I want to go back to that. Jeff is own
up on me.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
My back round class.
Speaker 11 (22:22):
You know, ever since you got the cape, all the
girls are trying to get but some of the boys
like you.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Boy.
Speaker 8 (22:33):
All right, let's go US and world history.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
World history.
Speaker 8 (22:39):
Who succeeded Jimmy Carter as US President?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
Right?
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Bill?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Rick? Jeer? No jeer? When was he president? Reagan? Regan?
Speaker 8 (22:52):
That's right?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
Yeah, right there, you two to one. Alright, hole the
skunk hole. I'm about tired of myself, folks, So that's
not a good son for me when I'm trying to
come back.
Speaker 11 (23:04):
Say your name, Say your name every now, that's how
I hold your attention more.
Speaker 8 (23:08):
All right, all right, let's go to geography.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
Geography.
Speaker 8 (23:15):
Madison's parents named her after the state capitol where they
met in Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
That's that puts us into a meatball situation. All right,
that meatball, my second.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
Respected too much to shut you out. I let you
have the last.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Thank you man. This is this is good?
Speaker 5 (23:35):
Is it me?
Speaker 1 (23:37):
I have to go to the bathroom. Here's your past
I do. Can I just give it to Jeff. We
go to the bathroom and.
Speaker 7 (23:48):
Give it to Jeff.
Speaker 8 (23:49):
All right here, we'll do Okay, to science.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
One more things, help me back in school, all right here,
we go, Jeff, one.
Speaker 8 (23:59):
Moreion, Listen carefully. What new color will you get by
mixing yellow and red?
Speaker 11 (24:08):
You all have asked this before, not in this class?
Speaker 1 (24:13):
Okay, yellow red? Sorry Jeff, go ahead, buddy, what you got.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
Red and yellow? I believe make orange?
Speaker 1 (24:26):
Jeff, you win. Buddy to the bathroom too, just did
all right, jaf hold on, no, Jack gets infimation. Get
this stuff to you in beautiful cordon Ohio Io wall.
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Hey the first time Callie. By the way, all right, man.
Speaker 11 (24:48):
This comedy things pretty tough, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (24:50):
Get it?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Jeff? Hold on, We'll let you get back to work here, buddy,
Thank you. Coming up our classic bit of the morning
Dub starring in a John boyn Billy Playhouse. Good morning,
the Big Show is on the radio and h classic
bit time. Yes, we're celebrating the old Buddy Dub with
playhouses that dub start in coming up next, hang out,
(25:31):
Good morning, the Big Show is on the radio. Continue
that classic bits in the morning, honoring Dubs and John
Wilviilly playhouses.
Speaker 14 (25:39):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode a
matter of life and Dub. As our story opens, Dubs
in the middle of downtown, sitting on a bench at
the corner bus stop.
Speaker 15 (25:54):
Our shoe? What's that bust with her? I've got to
get home. Excuse me, man, would you like a chocolate?
Speaker 13 (26:01):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
No, thank you?
Speaker 15 (26:03):
I love chocolate. My mom always said life is like
a box of chocolates. If you're not careful, you get
it all over your hands, or something like that.
Speaker 14 (26:13):
Suddenly a car swords out of control, jumps the curb
and crashes into a lamp post.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
Holy mona help police help.
Speaker 14 (26:27):
Believe it or not?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Dubs crass for help. Bring a police officer from around
the corner headquarters headquarters, just as Unit four. We've got
an accident with entrance at the corner fourth the main.
Pretty bad one too. We need an avalance quick. Hello. Hello,
you and the car? Can you hear me? Try to relax, sir,
We've got an ambulance on the way.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Officer, you don't have to say that.
Speaker 11 (26:49):
I know it's bad.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
I'm never gonna make it to the hospital. I need
to speak to a priest quick, sir, Remain calm. The
ambulance will be right here. I don't need an ambulance,
I need a priest. Hold on, sir, excuse me, ladies
and gentlemen. This man in this wrecked car right here,
this one right here that I'm pointing out, is in
a very is very seriously injured. He needs to speak
(27:14):
to a priest. Is anyone here a priest? I think
dub has lost his place? Well, for the last fifty
years I've been living, I'm right, he has lost his place.
Is anyone here?
Speaker 13 (27:30):
Hurry?
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Please?
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Says remain calm. I'm trying to find one.
Speaker 11 (27:35):
I think he's missing a page.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Is anyone.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
Is anyone here?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
I'm bleeding to death over here? Please try not to
talk it done? Has anyone here a priest?
Speaker 5 (27:49):
Stay here?
Speaker 15 (27:50):
When you say that you didn't have it?
Speaker 5 (27:51):
Mark?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (27:55):
Right there? All right?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Is anyone? How's it going out there?
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
You on the park bench?
Speaker 11 (28:02):
I got a market for him? There you go, man,
there you go? All right, there you go?
Speaker 1 (28:11):
Where are you gonna start with it? Here? Are you ready?
We're ready?
Speaker 11 (28:18):
Excuse me, officer, have.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
You been drinking?
Speaker 2 (28:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:22):
In fact, I'm not even Catholic.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Life.
Speaker 16 (28:38):
I was supposed to say, are you a preach? But
it didn't try to fit. So what exactly can I
do for you?
Speaker 15 (28:49):
Then?
Speaker 4 (28:49):
Sir?
Speaker 15 (28:51):
Well, for the last years I've been living in a
house right next door to Saint Michael's Catholic Church over
on Alms Street.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
I'm not sure what you're getting against, sir.
Speaker 15 (29:01):
Well, every night for fifty years, I've been sitting on
the porch after supper and I can hear the people
over at the church clear as a bell. I think
I picked up a little bit of the lingo over
the years. Maybe I could say something that bella might
comfort him a little bit.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Well, let's see if he's still alive, Sir, Sir, I
couldn't find a priest, but I have someone here who
would like to offer you some words of comforts about time.
All right, old timer, give it your best shot under
the B four, under the nineteen, under the N thirty eight.
Speaker 14 (29:46):
We hope you'll enjoy John Bleyn Billy Playhouse. Tune in
again next time when we'll hear dubs.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Under the G with before.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Und zero seventy two.
Speaker 11 (30:07):
I think that's under the Oh.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
That guy's not a priest, he's not even Cathy. Good
(30:41):
morning citizens, The big show is on the radio. I
am John Boy, Kate Boy from the bunnet of the case.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
Beg.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You want to get a bud my little baby doll.
Stacy Lowis made my big red cape for me, presented
to me yesterday. Absolute baby Dog came up with Jack
Paul's off man.
Speaker 16 (31:08):
Look at this all.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I'll tell me about my bio that y'all printed out.
You can see it at the Big Show dot com.
That's different things. Uh hobbies as a child, Uh put
directing a pretend choir like mama. She was a choir director,
driving a go cart, start drumming at age five and
hunting with dad and dressing up like girls. Now I
didn't put that that's enough girls.
Speaker 11 (31:34):
I must have left the website open typing.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
So hey, hey, well I read cookies last right, I'm
just go ahead and read my whole bio. Then we're
gonna go through it. Like I said last Friday, every
person on the Big Show their biby so we can
learn about all right, John boy, you see my smiling face.
My my goatee's a little long in this picture, but
(31:59):
behind the control board that I operate like a skilled
seven forty seven pilot. Hometown in high school, Graham, North Carolina,
Graham High School Education, high school diploma. Don't like to
wear it on the sleep. Favorite food anything mom makes,
fried lobster tails, pork, beef, seafood, any meat with my
(32:22):
grilling sauce. Favorite movie Tombstone, Oh brother, We're artdal No
time for sergeants, current hobbies, anything owner around the ocean,
aggravating other people. Now, I didn't put that in that
fresh off duties with the big show being John boy whiner,
big baby complainer. He didn't put complainer all right all
(32:47):
the time on that one. How did you start in
this business? Running Sunday morning tas of my hometown radio station, Burlington,
North Carolina, nineteen seventy five. Any entertainment background you want
to include? Yeah, but I don't have any. Wait. I
had a role in my senior play only played in
(33:09):
Gramm High school history to be called back for a
third performance during the week Tada played snow White in
elementary school. Any odd habits. I set my watch and
the clocks in my bedroom to different times, so I'm
not ever sure what time it is. He shows children
(33:30):
first names and ages. You change the ages of my kids,
actually the correct ages. They've had a birthday there, Yeah,
thank you. At least somebody knows their eggs? John, Did
I get them something good? I'll take them back later. Pets,
two dogs, a cat, two hamsters, and four horses. You
want to update that brash off. Yeah, you've killed the hampshifs.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
The horses don't know you, and the dogs hate you.
They won't even have his leg.
Speaker 6 (34:00):
He's just being me.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I don't know the horses. I hadn't had a chance to.
I've been so busy lately. Yeah, uh yeah. How many
hamsters have I got to both of them dead? They
both did. You didn't tell me that before he left.
Last time we go out of town. I looked for
one for about an hour. He called you, didn't he read? Yes?
Speaker 13 (34:18):
He was fat.
Speaker 11 (34:19):
Look, look, don't come over here. One of the hamsters
is losing the house. I don't want you to panic.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
Okay, see what famous person would you like to meet?
I put that girl from bay Watch? You put Richard Simmons, And,
as Billy can tell you, I met Richard Simmons's right,
and he freaked me out and I beat you. He
did remember that? Yeah? Yeah, I been him in the
cape too, though, so I'm saying. And whenever the moon
gets full now I work out with fat paper. Had
(34:49):
sweats to the oldies first job pumping gas Arsdale service
station in age sixteen in Graham, but selling girls scalped
cookies and after I bought all those cookies from your knees,
Oh morning, Okay, let's we'll change it to buying girls
Scotch favorite saying no, no, huhu where y'all going?
Speaker 17 (35:12):
Later?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
I wish I was Bradshaw hopes for the future A nap?
Did you mean after today? Haha? That's me being a
comedian and Bradshaw. But to be more like Bradshaw. All right,
that's my boss. They never finished with that, all right,
we'll never have to go through it again. Next week
we do, Billy, No, yes, alright, but I think it's
(35:35):
time ago. I think some time.
Speaker 7 (35:37):
Big Box this year all.
Speaker 17 (35:39):
Your favorites from four decades of The Big Show ninety nine,
so's He's fifteen for nine ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Buy them once, play them anywhere.
Speaker 17 (35:44):
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Speaker 4 (35:53):
A y'all, hope you have a great rest of your day,
a wonderful weekend.
Speaker 1 (35:58):
The weather's nice where you are, Saturday show happens tomorrow.
Back at It Monday morning. John Wibill and Late Risers
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