May 23, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Memorial Day Weekend so we’ll check in on our friends at “Folds of Honor” for an update.. - Duane Stomp knocks another hour off of his community service mandate with his drinking and driving Public Service Announcement.. - The Not Ready for Drive Time Players take us “Cow Shopping”.. - Comedian Brad Williams calls in to update us on his “Growth Spurt” Comedy Tour.. - Tom Sorensen recaps the week in sports and looks ahead to the weekend.. - and we’ll give Tank Hogarth time to address Craft Beer…
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning. That's a big show on the radio Friday
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Got our ficure track for the Big Show. Bit boss,
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That hour's time.
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Should be the blonde lessen Meet our contestants. Matthew out
of Milton, West, Virginia.
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Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, done boy.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Man?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
If that's any better, I'd be twins man?
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Are you big?
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Carrying up on dragon? Standing behind a tree staring at me?
Ain't a griffin watching pervert.
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All my life? Won't fight about it, Suredy, You're awesome. Matthew.
You welcome in here, buddy.
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Come get your cousin off the radio.
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You know what we're gonna do. We'll last tight or
some questions.
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You agree or disagree, your two bells before two buzzers,
and you win, big old law.
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Well I've been beating.
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I've been beat by a few blonds before, but always
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with it. Tainter, during which month are you more likely
to be struck by lightning?
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By latening.
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October the radio too long.
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That is July John Boyd.
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July Taytor says Matthew, agree or disagree?
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All right, well that was the thing to do.
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Yeah, that's the most about thirty five percent of them annually.
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I've been seeing a lot of storms.
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Okay, well, Tayer. According to the US Census, the most
common American surname is Smith.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What is number two?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Does it have a big I know you.
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Big ey know you no.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Back when we had phone books, see this, and it
was a lot of browns in the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Book, a lot of browns. When you got to the bees,
you said, wow, look at all those browns. So so Smith,
number one, Brown, number two, Matthew, do you agree or
disagree with that?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I disagree.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I think it's the Adkins.
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Wow.
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Okay, Wells agree with Brown's and that was.
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The day to day win.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I get it. Number two Brown?
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Well, by the way, the answer is Johnson, then Williams Brown,
and Jones.
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I was aking to be Jones. Yeah, me tomb a
five may Matthew, good work, big old Lord.
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dollars gas card get it to you up mintain you
beat the blonde playing big show listening firebak Okay, yeah, Well,
John Boy, I want to tell you I sent you
some fishing lures. I make fishing lures on the kind
of like a side job.
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Awesome.
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They kind of branched out.
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I've sold them all over the world. They're called wax lewres.
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Wow.
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Are you send them?
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They should show up the next day or two.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All Right, Matthew, I'll holler at you on air when
when I get a man, appreciate you thinking about me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Man, I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 11 (04:05):
You guys have really made an influence on my life
and you gave me a lot of humor over the years.
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Good Man, Matthew went honored, buddy, Thank you so much.
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All Right, boys, y'all take care.
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All right, my man, when you hang right there, Jackie
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Give away My Wonderful Thing Number one hundred and forty three,
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in search of exotic wildlife and annoying the crap out
of them.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
Now here, Steve, thank you, loving good night Stevie. In
the wilds of Arkansas, home of the razorbacks, poor education,
and disgraced American presidents, And today we're looking for that
legendary creature, the snipe. Hold on, I know what you're thinking,
Old Steve is falling for the oldest joke in a book.
(11:10):
But don't worry. I'm on to them. I just don't
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in Millsburg. What a character.
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And here he comes.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
Now, how you're doing out here, mister crocodile feller?
Speaker 8 (11:24):
Not too shabby? How are you, Karl?
Speaker 6 (11:26):
I'm tallerm All Rickon, I like the way you told right.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Back at you. Well, your boss, mister Cox says, besides
being a mechanical whiz, you're just about the best snipe
hunter in the state.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I do all right.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
You just gotta be a little smarter than the snipers.
All I guess I'm a little smarter.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Well, I brought my gear along for the big snipe hunt.
Purl that bag, flashlight and a whistle. You know something mister,
we're being on TV and all you ain't very smart.
You go, honey, snipe for that. Miss put a real
heart on you. You make them say it's so dangerous.
Aren't they just little flightless buds like a key we
(12:06):
back home.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
He's ain't damn little sissy Yankee snipes, mister, these is
them Arkansas razor beak snipes.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Well, what's the difference.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Well, sir, I got a sharp beak and claws that'll
plump slash you the.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Ribbons, krikey. I guess we'll just have to call it
off and come back another time.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No, no need for that.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
There you go, mister crockfeller. I recognize all you being needing.
What's this kaiser blade? Some folks calls it a sling blade.
I called it a kaiser blade? Yeah, and what do
I do with it? Well, sir, when out old mister snipe,
here's at a whistle. See he's out of flash lights.
He'll come a barreling out of them bush's arm. Your
best bet as the heck off that beat before he
(12:48):
can siskey bob you and you can chop his leg
off so he can't claw your iners out. Then you
take a sharp edge cut his head clean off here.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
In a commotion.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
By that time, we'll come here, be dressing my out
her goodwood mustard.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
A well, wish me like I put my armor on
you before I set off out of here. Let's see
how the hunt goes first. Okay, all right, then, oh brother,
talk about drama. I better get rid of this nasty
blady before someone gets hurt. Here we go, now on
with the charade, flashlight on and here snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe.
(13:35):
What fun? I better having a real life. What a
great bunch of blokes. Yeah, what what's this? Cracky? You
are not going to believe these, but I think these
might be real. Snipes brown and round in that long beak.
What a bunch of little ravers. Hold on a second, chick, chick, chick,
(13:57):
Come on, here we go, Here we go. Yeah, I've
got one. Oh he's adorable and that beak sure does
look sharp. I'll just touch it with the end of
my finger. Huh, run straight through, I'll just uh that's
Smart's take it out and remember to keep that beacon
(14:20):
away from my hands and my face. I'm gonna put
this rascal in that secon before he decides to cut
loose with those claws, oh chimney whiskers. Well, I'm not
taking any more chances. I'll just scoop up the whole
(14:43):
a lot of them here we are, and put them
in this bag.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
How's it going, mister Kropfeller? What you got in the sad?
I hit be totaled if I don't give out first.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Well, Carl, it looks like that joke's on you. Look
in this bag here.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
Real snipes, mister, them's just youngins.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
How can you tell?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Because of grown up once?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Looks like that?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Holy crap, she's at least nine feet tall, like a
cross between an ostrich A tirradactyl and Barba Streisand I
thought this was some kind of a joke.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
No, sir, some kind of burn.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Well, Well, what do I do now?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
You want to drop that poke?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
That mama saying? What did you catch my young sperm?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What did you catch my young sperm?
Speaker 13 (15:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
All right there?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
What I have had her with that kind of blade?
Through it?
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Away?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What do I do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Close your eyes?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
If I do, will she leave me alone?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Knows?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Sir?
Speaker 10 (15:46):
But at least you won't have to watch yourself getting
toward apart. Lucky me.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
That would be the little follish your rascals, Ain't that?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Not that it matters now? But could you hold them
away from b face?
Speaker 10 (16:16):
All right?
Speaker 16 (16:17):
Then tune in again next week for another episode of
the Crocodile Stoker.
Speaker 17 (16:23):
Maybe all wait here a hut well hart ho ho
had god?
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Everyone know, that's lay list is let list is let listen,
I go horadio fast, It's loud list.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
It's let lest Oh honey, holah God, I'm con ed.
Speaker 17 (16:51):
I know?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Oh what.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Away morning?
Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's given away time, John Moyes, A wonderful thing if
you're keeping track, don't bother with that.
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We're doing it one hundred and forty three. Wonderful thing
you being given away?
Speaker 17 (17:50):
Right?
Speaker 10 (17:50):
Is this what it is?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So we got to argue, is that autographed photo John
moys legendary White and Uncle ride at brust.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
And Water Speedway?
Speaker 2 (17:58):
And uh yeah, Randy found a few more of those
who we can personalize them down the line here through
racing season. All right, tickled about that, So let's see
who wins the first one. Eric Rhymer from Cleveland, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Eric, good, we're getting your name in a hat in
it drawn right here. We'll get it to you and
make it out to Eric easmeils it with a K.
That's very helpful.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
We'll do that.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And now one of them main number one hundred and
forty four a challenge coin from the fifty four Combat
Communications Squadron, Robins Air Force Base in Town and Georgia
by our boys being in communications and all.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Check it out and get your name in the half
of that.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
We'll give it away one week from right now, Good morning,
got the Big Show on the radio. Coming up, we
play wordy ward for the sort of a swag from
World Lawnmowers.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
What kind of wonderful grass mowing pictures?
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Am I going to put on the John Boy and
Billy Facebook page right None, cause Tayter will do it
when I send him to do another.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Straight line and both of you are just posting the pictures.
Oh yeah, I would do that. Yeah, I'm very.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Comfortable on my World Lawnmowers. Get your bag of swag
and click on the link at the Big Show dot com.
Right now, our man Tom Sorenson. We call him our
NFL Friday Morning quarterback becuse he picks every game every season.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Tom, you've been keeping up? How many years you've been
doing that on the big show.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Have you right now?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Is anybody?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
You and I have talked about it, and it just
seems I can't remember when I didn't do it.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Think you started, honestly, like around two thousand and five,
two thousand and six, is that right?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So we're about twenty years Yeah? Awesome, all right man?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Or we're just kids, you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
See, we should have had a status station to keep
bubble the stats all these time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We could have known how Tom had done for twenty years.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Wow, we would have dropped him ten years ago because
I remember he went through a real slump there. I
remember writing in the paper that time was making him
sitting out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
In the hall.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, yeah, I had a brief slump.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, this just might be your best season you're coming
off of, and let's see what happens in twenty twenty five.
Some NFL teams have already started their OTAs Organized team activities.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, you know, teams get up to ten days and
it's uh, they kind of get to know each other,
get to know the playbook. It's working out strength and conditioning.
There's no tackling, no helmets, no pads. But hey, here's
the rookies. Here's a free agents, here's the veterans, and
let's see what we got. And then they start the
mandatory mini camp that will be on June tenth through twelfth.
(21:03):
Panthers will different teams. You can start it when you
want to, but they'll all start right about that and
that's a little more intense. Still no helmets, still no
tackle them, but they'll spend more time on the field
and then that will be it until July seventeenth. Houston
will be the first of the teams to start training
camp and within the week everybody else will too. So
(21:27):
what they're doing right now, it's like a soft opening
for a restaurant. You know, they'll fling you're a birder
or something. They just want to let you know they're
still there. Don't forget about them. And by the end
of summer, I mean, well before summer ends, they're going
to be on everybody's radar again.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right now, you say, the NFL decided Tuesday to allow
players to participate in the twenty twenty eight LA Olympic
Flag Football competition. Pros playing flag football in the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
It's going to be prett be cool. I think, would
you like to guard some of those guys Jefferson from Minnesota,
you can't guard him and tackle football. And it's He
said something I thought was really cool. He just said that,
you know, he's a kid and he's watching the Olympics
on TV, and he's looking at the track stars and
he's looking at the basketball stars, and and he said,
(22:22):
just the idea that you get to represent your country
and maybe get up there and podium and accept the medal.
He said, I don't care how accomplished you are in
the NFL. He said, that's a really big deal. Have
you ever seen a flag football game?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yes, I haven't tried to play in a couple of
them in my in my younger days.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I mean, I can't see these guys, the best athletes
and football players in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm gonna take your hanky. But it's not like this.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I mean, it's fast. This is unbelievable. I mean competition.
I didn't know you were at my game.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You know it's five against five. You were three flags,
vinyl ones, one on each side, one on the back.
You get it pulled and boom you're down and uh
field seventy yards long, thirty yards wide, and there are
no OTAs.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Five on five no contact allowed.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like I said, Uh, then you got the quarterback cannot
run pass a line of scrimmage and then you already
covered seventy yards and thirty ars.
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I'll be looking forward to that. I mean, you know,
we might as well put our best athletes in the
world to compete in the liveries. We've already crossed that
line with basketball, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 17 (23:40):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And also I agree that if you're going to have breakdancing,
you might as well have You like the idea, and
these really good players do it. And I didn't mind breakdancing,
I mean, but it wasn't like I thought it break over.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
J I mean, maybe that's a good way to make
into the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Wasn't it some guy or some girl she like, was
teaching breakdans and and she actually got the representatives she's stunk.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh yeah, she was retired. What about break bread?
Speaker 13 (24:15):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to that. So, uh, let's
see here. What else was what what you got?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Wasn't it? You got the fanatics a sponsoring a tournament
called the Joe's Versus Pros and it's two million dollars
in prizes, gonna be in Manhattan on June's twenty for
three days. And what it is is, Yeah, they'll have
pro athletes and then they'll invite guys in. They'll tryal
There'll be fifty athletes, entertainers and influencers and I hate
(24:48):
that word. Man decides who's an influencer. And then there's
gonna be fifty fans and they'll send videos in and
they're gonna compete man and quarterback skills and in shooting,
in basketball, soccer, goal scoring, baseball, pitch and accuracy, hockey shooting,
a World Wrestling Entertainment entrance, UFC Striking Challenge, and golf.
(25:10):
And some of the athletes, I'll tell you who I
think it's gonna be really cool. Draymond Green, you gotta
love him, and Durant and and Jade and Daniel was
a really good quarterback last year for Washington. Tom Brady,
Tom Brady and uh, for some reason, Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Kevin Harve is anything sports. I don't know if he's
doing it for free, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I think they do it so everybody else will feel
good about himself and call about himself. You win this
thing one million dollars. Second prize is a Ferrari and
third is a Lebron James Rookie card. And it doesn't
sound like much. The last one sold for one hundred
and ninety six thousand dollars. I'll tell you what I
(26:03):
would like to do this. I'd like to sponsor it,
except it would be pool, ping, pong, betting, spelling and
randy computer skills.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, well, look at you on the team. Well he'll
need you, man. We need to start something about that.
We need not working on that. I'm in all right.
Everybody else is not making eye contact with me, all right, buddy, Well,
good deal. Give it out on now.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That'll be fun too, all Tom enjoyed you, buddy. I
hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend, my man,
and I'll make care.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hope you guys do and have fun and uh you
know what, I feel a real good weekend coming on
all of us.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Good deal, buddy, Thank you man. All right, Well let's
let's play our wordy word game.
Speaker 16 (26:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Get all set the wrapper up heading the Memorial Day
Weekend one eight hundred big show, the big old Swag
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We play next.
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Good Friday Morning Big Shows on the radio. Feature tracking
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in minutes as well.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right now, let's way.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, good birdy worried that the wordy word.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Jason from Tacoa, Georgia.
Good morning, Jason, welcome body. Uh. We got Darren out
of Mount Carmel, Illinois. Good morning, Darren, morning John boy,
Hello buddy. All right, Darren coming in strong, Jason. Uh,
(28:06):
you're gonna be on my team. We're gonna be able
to pull that off. Jason, Jason, are you there, buddy? Yeah? Yeah,
I think turn your head and keep it that way.
You're going You're going in and out, all right, all right,
all right, well, okay, all right, so Darren, you relax
(28:27):
and let's me and Jason putting thirty seconds in see
how many points we can get you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Now you have a female and I am a oh yeah,
but I'm a blank, Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What is the God created what Adam? He was the
first what.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, okay, I'm blank, dead or alive and outlaw he's blinded?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Come, do you want to blank a game with me?
Speaker 16 (29:04):
Blake?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
The opposite of go is yeah, good deal. All right,
let me explain the.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Whole man thing. Yeah, because could if I would have
said woman, y'all would have buzzed me and give it
to him.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Good work, work.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
And when I said simple, I wasn't. I wasn't criticizing Jason.
I was just saying, we don't make it him very hard. Today,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I didn't take it like that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So we got a four on the board. Good work,
all right, And now Teter and Darren, okay, ready, all
right and go.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
The color this is a color. It's a blank, white
and blue. You drink this in the morning. It's very popular,
a lot of caffeine. It's hot. You might drink this
at a ball game or when a ball game's on.
It's sudsy.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And I'll make you groove beer soda beer. All right.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
You put this in your cereal. What beverage is is
you can get this hot or cold sweet or unsweet,
well sweet unsweet.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
There is a buzzer.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right, what y'all? Oh, y'all put a four on
the board. So it's tied up four to four, going
under route two. All right, Jason, here we go, buddy,
You ready, all right, I'm ready, all right, starting.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
To clock now. Lipton's icey. Yeah, uh huh orange blank
in the morning, you drink orange, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Red or white you drink this red or white wine sharpe. Yeah,
that's it, all right. Athletes drink this. Michael Jordan drinks it.
Very popular.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh, give me a chocolate blank. They got thirty one
of them. Cookout vanilla or chocolate. You drink it in
the summertime. It's made of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, five on that four. Okay, we got better by
one on that rail. Good work, Jason. Now Taylor and Darren.
Five will tie and keep this game going. Six will
win it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Darren. Are you ready, yes, sir, and go seven.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Eleven has this machine.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It makes frozen flush machine.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
You might get this from this is when they whip
up fruit and they make a drink out of it.
Fruit protein powder there's a place called blank King. It's
a healthy kind of thing. It's like usually it's healthy.
They're like, oh, I didn't have a milkshake. I had
one of these, just a blanky.
Speaker 13 (31:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's not rough. It's not rough.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's what something's not rough, smooth smoothie.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh you did get the smooth mean to six score.
Jason wins nine to six.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So that was good work from you, buddy. We'll make
sure you try again down the road.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
All right, Yeah, I'll give a shout out.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
I thought you guys.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You guys do a fabulous job and make my morning
man that sweet damn. We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Thanks a lot man much all right boy, and uh
Jason down in Tacole. That's the way to win that
big old world lawn Moore's prize package.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We'll get it to you, buddy. That was fun. And
how I'm glad it worn't alway through the game. Whomen
needed a good work jays, I ain't gonna good morning.
I got the big show on the radio.
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I had?
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Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
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New pirate?
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It was rated?
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I had.
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It shows who was woody?
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It shows too much booty?
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I got to wear finishinish.
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What's the only time you go while it's red, it's
top when it hurns green.
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The only time you go while it's red and stop
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That summertime for I had when you drunk.
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On the radio. Hope you all have have in safe
Memorial Day weekend as you covered it a long weekend.
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Our girl tay to looking at you here leave you
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Thanks Red, Hey America, take hold Garth. Here got a minute.
You know the current hipster doujoure horse crap is sanctuary cities.
There aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually
feel safe in. These days, the world has become a
temperamental manure pile of self entitlement and pure butt flap dumb.
(38:40):
And just when you think you found the perfect little
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a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
a stopper in your chatter hole and get on board
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Don't like it? Next stop, kiss my assvill. Oh, it
(39:01):
was like any other early Saturday morning.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
There.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
I was huddled in the safety of my one true oasis,
freed from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted
life forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah,
I was at the bar. I was about to order
a big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's
when I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced
(39:25):
by some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in
his braces. He said that he was my beerista. When
I asked for my usual, he suggested I try a
craft beer from a microbrewery. What the hell a craft
beer sounds like? Something third graders make with popsicle sticks
(39:49):
and paste.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Maybe I can't keep up with the times. Maybe I'm
just a dinosaur. Maybe just maybe my generation is living
in a TimewARP. But I'll tell you this much. When
the beer menu is thicker than the Affordable Care Act,
that's timed to reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and
build a damn time machine and go back fifty years
when there was the same number of beers as there
was TV channels. There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling Strozen
(40:17):
Miller period, and that was fine, just fine, damn fine
in fact. Oh, and then Hollywood got involved Smoky in
the band that got everyone getchy over Coors, and that
started the snowball rolling downhill straight towards beer hell. Next
thing you know, we're invaded by beer foreigners. The beverage
(40:39):
borders were crossed by alien ales. Moosehead from Canada, ting
Dao from Japan, red stripe from Jamaica, Corona, and their
damn slice of lime fruited beer. You might as well
sprinkle rat turns on a cupcake. The unthinkable home breweries. Listen, Potsy,
(41:05):
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lapping it up like it was manna from heaven. And
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bottling and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy ending
(41:28):
It or Optimus Prime and even Gary BRUCEI. Then the
dope lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular. What's that, Percy?
You want something with an okie note? Why don't you
cove your boyfriend's initials in a tree with your high heel?
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He didn't tell you about his personal life, and he
sure as hell didn't give a damn about yours. He
was there to show ice, cold draft in your face
until you were broken, then kick you out for taking
up space. God bless him, But now now he's been
(42:14):
replaced by some empty headed, grinning dank listening to Coldplay
on his earbuds and trying to push some small batch
bottles of Moose Knuckle winter Stout on you while he
watches replays of the View on TVO and complains that
pop tarts aren't gluten free. Yay progress, Oh dear, look
(42:35):
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap,
and you're welcome until next time. This is tank hold garth,
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That hour's time.
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Should be the blonde lessen Meet our contestants. Matthew out
of Milton, West, Virginia.
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Good morning, Matthew, Good morning, done boy.
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How you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Man?
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If that's any better, I'd be twins man?
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Are you big?
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Carrying up on dragon? Standing behind a tree staring at me?
Ain't a griffin watching pervert.
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All my life? Won't fight about it, Suredy, You're awesome. Matthew.
You welcome in here, buddy.
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Come get your cousin off the radio.
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You know what we're gonna do. We'll last tight or
some questions.
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You agree or disagree, your two bells before two buzzers,
and you win, big old law.
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Well I've been beating.
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I've been beat by a few blonds before, but always
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with it. Tainter, during which month are you more likely
to be struck by lightning?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
By latening.
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October the radio too long.
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That is July John Boyd.
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July Taytor says Matthew, agree or disagree?
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All right, well that was the thing to do.
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Yeah, that's the most about thirty five percent of them annually.
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I've been seeing a lot of storms.
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Okay, well, Tayer. According to the US Census, the most
common American surname is Smith.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
What is number two?
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Does it have a big I know you.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Big ey know you no.
Speaker 6 (02:37):
You know.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Back when we had phone books, see this, and it
was a lot of browns in the phone.
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Book, a lot of browns. When you got to the bees,
you said, wow, look at all those browns. So so Smith,
number one, Brown, number two, Matthew, do you agree or
disagree with that?
Speaker 6 (02:55):
I disagree.
Speaker 8 (02:56):
I think it's the Adkins.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Okay, Wells agree with Brown's and that was.
Speaker 8 (03:02):
The day to day win.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I get it. Number two Brown?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, by the way, the answer is Johnson, then Williams Brown,
and Jones.
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I was aking to be Jones. Yeah, me tomb a
five may Matthew, good work, big old Lord.
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Tiger's prize pack clues that T shirt tumbered twenty five
dollars gas card get it to you up mintain you
beat the blonde playing big show listening firebak Okay, yeah, Well,
John Boy, I want to tell you I sent you
some fishing lures. I make fishing lures on the kind
of like a side job.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Awesome.
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They kind of branched out.
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I've sold them all over the world. They're called wax lewres.
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Wow.
Speaker 9 (03:50):
Are you send them?
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They should show up the next day or two.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
All Right, Matthew, I'll holler at you on air when
when I get a man, appreciate you thinking about me?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Man, I appreciate you guys.
Speaker 11 (04:05):
You guys have really made an influence on my life
and you gave me a lot of humor over the years.
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Good Man, Matthew went honored, buddy, Thank you so much.
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All Right, boys, y'all take care.
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All right, my man, when you hang right there, Jackie
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Speaker 6 (11:26):
I'm tallerm All Rickon, I like the way you told right.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
Back at you. Well, your boss, mister Cox says, besides
being a mechanical whiz, you're just about the best snipe
hunter in the state.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
I do all right.
Speaker 10 (11:40):
You just gotta be a little smarter than the snipers.
All I guess I'm a little smarter.
Speaker 8 (11:44):
Well, I brought my gear along for the big snipe hunt.
Purl that bag, flashlight and a whistle. You know something mister,
we're being on TV and all you ain't very smart.
You go, honey, snipe for that. Miss put a real
heart on you. You make them say it's so dangerous.
Aren't they just little flightless buds like a key we
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back home.
Speaker 10 (12:07):
He's ain't damn little sissy Yankee snipes, mister, these is
them Arkansas razor beak snipes.
Speaker 8 (12:13):
Well, what's the difference.
Speaker 10 (12:14):
Well, sir, I got a sharp beak and claws that'll
plump slash you the.
Speaker 8 (12:18):
Ribbons, krikey. I guess we'll just have to call it
off and come back another time.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
No, no need for that.
Speaker 10 (12:26):
There you go, mister crockfeller. I recognize all you being needing.
What's this kaiser blade? Some folks calls it a sling blade.
I called it a kaiser blade? Yeah, and what do
I do with it? Well, sir, when out old mister snipe,
here's at a whistle. See he's out of flash lights.
He'll come a barreling out of them bush's arm. Your
best bet as the heck off that beat before he
(12:48):
can siskey bob you and you can chop his leg
off so he can't claw your iners out. Then you
take a sharp edge cut his head clean off here.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
In a commotion.
Speaker 10 (13:00):
By that time, we'll come here, be dressing my out
her goodwood mustard.
Speaker 8 (13:05):
A well, wish me like I put my armor on
you before I set off out of here. Let's see
how the hunt goes first. Okay, all right, then, oh brother,
talk about drama. I better get rid of this nasty
blady before someone gets hurt. Here we go, now on
with the charade, flashlight on and here snipe, snipe, snipe, snipe.
(13:35):
What fun? I better having a real life. What a
great bunch of blokes. Yeah, what what's this? Cracky? You
are not going to believe these, but I think these
might be real. Snipes brown and round in that long beak.
What a bunch of little ravers. Hold on a second, chick, chick, chick,
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Come on, here we go, Here we go. Yeah, I've
got one. Oh he's adorable and that beak sure does
look sharp. I'll just touch it with the end of
my finger. Huh, run straight through, I'll just uh that's
Smart's take it out and remember to keep that beacon
(14:20):
away from my hands and my face. I'm gonna put
this rascal in that secon before he decides to cut
loose with those claws, oh chimney whiskers. Well, I'm not
taking any more chances. I'll just scoop up the whole
(14:43):
a lot of them here we are, and put them
in this bag.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
How's it going, mister Kropfeller? What you got in the sad?
I hit be totaled if I don't give out first.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Well, Carl, it looks like that joke's on you. Look
in this bag here.
Speaker 10 (14:59):
Real snipes, mister, them's just youngins.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
How can you tell?
Speaker 10 (15:05):
Because of grown up once?
Speaker 6 (15:07):
Looks like that?
Speaker 8 (15:10):
Holy crap, she's at least nine feet tall, like a
cross between an ostrich A tirradactyl and Barba Streisand I
thought this was some kind of a joke.
Speaker 10 (15:22):
No, sir, some kind of burn.
Speaker 12 (15:24):
Well, Well, what do I do now?
Speaker 6 (15:26):
You want to drop that poke?
Speaker 10 (15:28):
That mama saying? What did you catch my young sperm?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What did you catch my young sperm?
Speaker 13 (15:33):
Like?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
All right there?
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Now?
Speaker 6 (15:36):
What I have had her with that kind of blade?
Through it?
Speaker 8 (15:39):
Away?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
What do I do?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Close your eyes?
Speaker 8 (15:42):
If I do, will she leave me alone?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Knows?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Sir?
Speaker 10 (15:46):
But at least you won't have to watch yourself getting
toward apart. Lucky me.
Speaker 6 (16:06):
That would be the little follish your rascals, Ain't that?
Speaker 8 (16:12):
Not that it matters now? But could you hold them
away from b face?
Speaker 10 (16:16):
All right?
Speaker 16 (16:17):
Then tune in again next week for another episode of
the Crocodile Stoker.
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had god?
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I go horadio fast, It's loud list.
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It's let lest Oh honey, holah God, I'm con ed.
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I know?
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Oh what.
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Away morning?
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Is this what it is?
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So we got to argue, is that autographed photo John
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That's very helpful.
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Speaker 1 (19:03):
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and click on the link at the Big Show dot com.
Right now, our man Tom Sorenson. We call him our
NFL Friday Morning quarterback becuse he picks every game every season.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Tom, you've been keeping up? How many years you've been
doing that on the big show.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Have you right now?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Is anybody?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
You and I have talked about it, and it just
seems I can't remember when I didn't do it.
Speaker 7 (19:48):
Think you started, honestly, like around two thousand and five,
two thousand and six, is that right?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
So we're about twenty years Yeah? Awesome, all right man?
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Or we're just kids, you.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
See, we should have had a status station to keep
bubble the stats all these time.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
We could have known how Tom had done for twenty years.
Speaker 9 (20:04):
Wow, we would have dropped him ten years ago because
I remember he went through a real slump there. I
remember writing in the paper that time was making him
sitting out.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
In the hall.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Yeah, yeah, I had a brief slump.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
Well, this just might be your best season you're coming
off of, and let's see what happens in twenty twenty five.
Some NFL teams have already started their OTAs Organized team activities.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Yeah, you know, teams get up to ten days and
it's uh, they kind of get to know each other,
get to know the playbook. It's working out strength and conditioning.
There's no tackling, no helmets, no pads. But hey, here's
the rookies. Here's a free agents, here's the veterans, and
let's see what we got. And then they start the
mandatory mini camp that will be on June tenth through twelfth.
(21:03):
Panthers will different teams. You can start it when you
want to, but they'll all start right about that and
that's a little more intense. Still no helmets, still no
tackle them, but they'll spend more time on the field
and then that will be it until July seventeenth. Houston
will be the first of the teams to start training
camp and within the week everybody else will too. So
(21:27):
what they're doing right now, it's like a soft opening
for a restaurant. You know, they'll fling you're a birder
or something. They just want to let you know they're
still there. Don't forget about them. And by the end
of summer, I mean, well before summer ends, they're going
to be on everybody's radar again.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
Right now, you say, the NFL decided Tuesday to allow
players to participate in the twenty twenty eight LA Olympic
Flag Football competition. Pros playing flag football in the Olympics.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
It's going to be prett be cool. I think, would
you like to guard some of those guys Jefferson from Minnesota,
you can't guard him and tackle football. And it's He
said something I thought was really cool. He just said that,
you know, he's a kid and he's watching the Olympics
on TV, and he's looking at the track stars and
he's looking at the basketball stars, and and he said,
(22:22):
just the idea that you get to represent your country
and maybe get up there and podium and accept the medal.
He said, I don't care how accomplished you are in
the NFL. He said, that's a really big deal. Have
you ever seen a flag football game?
Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yes, I haven't tried to play in a couple of
them in my in my younger days.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's tough.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I mean, I can't see these guys, the best athletes
and football players in the world.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm gonna take your hanky. But it's not like this.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I mean, it's fast. This is unbelievable. I mean competition.
I didn't know you were at my game.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
You know it's five against five. You were three flags,
vinyl ones, one on each side, one on the back.
You get it pulled and boom you're down and uh
field seventy yards long, thirty yards wide, and there are
no OTAs.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Five on five no contact allowed.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Like I said, Uh, then you got the quarterback cannot
run pass a line of scrimmage and then you already
covered seventy yards and thirty ars.
Speaker 13 (23:28):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I'll be looking forward to that. I mean, you know,
we might as well put our best athletes in the
world to compete in the liveries. We've already crossed that
line with basketball, you know, right?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Do you agree with that?
Speaker 17 (23:40):
Tom?
Speaker 1 (23:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (23:41):
And also I agree that if you're going to have breakdancing,
you might as well have You like the idea, and
these really good players do it. And I didn't mind breakdancing,
I mean, but it wasn't like I thought it break over.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
J I mean, maybe that's a good way to make
into the Olympics.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Wasn't it some guy or some girl she like, was
teaching breakdans and and she actually got the representatives she's stunk.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Oh yeah, she was retired. What about break bread?
Speaker 13 (24:15):
That was it?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Oh yeah, I'm looking forward to that. So, uh, let's
see here. What else was what what you got?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Wasn't it? You got the fanatics a sponsoring a tournament
called the Joe's Versus Pros and it's two million dollars
in prizes, gonna be in Manhattan on June's twenty for
three days. And what it is is, Yeah, they'll have
pro athletes and then they'll invite guys in. They'll tryal
There'll be fifty athletes, entertainers and influencers and I hate
(24:48):
that word. Man decides who's an influencer. And then there's
gonna be fifty fans and they'll send videos in and
they're gonna compete man and quarterback skills and in shooting,
in basketball, soccer, goal scoring, baseball, pitch and accuracy, hockey shooting,
a World Wrestling Entertainment entrance, UFC Striking Challenge, and golf.
(25:10):
And some of the athletes, I'll tell you who I
think it's gonna be really cool. Draymond Green, you gotta
love him, and Durant and and Jade and Daniel was
a really good quarterback last year for Washington. Tom Brady,
Tom Brady and uh, for some reason, Kevin Hart.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
You gotta have.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Kevin Harve is anything sports. I don't know if he's
doing it for free, I don't know that.
Speaker 4 (25:43):
I think they do it so everybody else will feel
good about himself and call about himself. You win this
thing one million dollars. Second prize is a Ferrari and
third is a Lebron James Rookie card. And it doesn't
sound like much. The last one sold for one hundred
and ninety six thousand dollars. I'll tell you what I
(26:03):
would like to do this. I'd like to sponsor it,
except it would be pool, ping, pong, betting, spelling and
randy computer skills.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
Yeah, well, look at you on the team. Well he'll
need you, man. We need to start something about that.
We need not working on that. I'm in all right.
Everybody else is not making eye contact with me, all right, buddy, Well,
good deal. Give it out on now.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
That'll be fun too, all Tom enjoyed you, buddy. I
hope you have a great Memorial Day weekend, my man,
and I'll make care.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
Hope you guys do and have fun and uh you
know what, I feel a real good weekend coming on
all of us.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Good deal, buddy, Thank you man. All right, Well let's
let's play our wordy word game.
Speaker 16 (26:50):
Man.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Get all set the wrapper up heading the Memorial Day
Weekend one eight hundred big show, the big old Swag
from world long Moores.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
We play next.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Good Friday Morning Big Shows on the radio. Feature tracking
the Big Show A bit. Bob's gonna turn tang loose
here in about dirty minutes WestEd bit of the morning
in minutes as well.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
Right now, let's way.
Speaker 6 (27:38):
I went to everybody's head about the bed.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Okay, good birdy worried that the wordy word.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
Let's meet our contestants. We got Jason from Tacoa, Georgia.
Good morning, Jason, welcome body. Uh. We got Darren out
of Mount Carmel, Illinois. Good morning, Darren, morning John boy,
Hello buddy. All right, Darren coming in strong, Jason. Uh,
(28:06):
you're gonna be on my team. We're gonna be able
to pull that off. Jason, Jason, are you there, buddy? Yeah? Yeah,
I think turn your head and keep it that way.
You're going You're going in and out, all right, all right,
all right, well, okay, all right, so Darren, you relax
(28:27):
and let's me and Jason putting thirty seconds in see
how many points we can get you.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Ready, buddy, Yes, sir, okay, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
Now you have a female and I am a oh yeah,
but I'm a blank, Yes, I am.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
What is the God created what Adam? He was the
first what.
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yes, okay, I'm blank, dead or alive and outlaw he's blinded?
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:00):
Come, do you want to blank a game with me?
Speaker 16 (29:04):
Blake?
Speaker 1 (29:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
The opposite of go is yeah, good deal. All right,
let me explain the.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
Whole man thing. Yeah, because could if I would have
said woman, y'all would have buzzed me and give it
to him.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say. Good work, work.
Speaker 7 (29:24):
And when I said simple, I wasn't. I wasn't criticizing Jason.
I was just saying, we don't make it him very hard. Today,
we're good.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
I didn't take it like that.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
So we got a four on the board. Good work,
all right, And now Teter and Darren, okay, ready, all
right and go.
Speaker 5 (29:44):
The color this is a color. It's a blank, white
and blue. You drink this in the morning. It's very popular,
a lot of caffeine. It's hot. You might drink this
at a ball game or when a ball game's on.
It's sudsy.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
And I'll make you groove beer soda beer. All right.
Speaker 5 (30:04):
You put this in your cereal. What beverage is is
you can get this hot or cold sweet or unsweet,
well sweet unsweet.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
There is a buzzer.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
All right, what y'all? Oh, y'all put a four on
the board. So it's tied up four to four, going
under route two. All right, Jason, here we go, buddy,
You ready, all right, I'm ready, all right, starting.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
To clock now. Lipton's icey. Yeah, uh huh orange blank
in the morning, you drink orange, yes, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:38):
Red or white you drink this red or white wine sharpe. Yeah,
that's it, all right. Athletes drink this. Michael Jordan drinks it.
Very popular.
Speaker 1 (30:47):
Yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh, give me a chocolate blank. They got thirty one
of them. Cookout vanilla or chocolate. You drink it in
the summertime. It's made of ice cream.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Okay, five on that four. Okay, we got better by
one on that rail. Good work, Jason. Now Taylor and Darren.
Five will tie and keep this game going. Six will
win it.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Darren. Are you ready, yes, sir, and go seven.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Eleven has this machine.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
It makes frozen flush machine.
Speaker 10 (31:26):
There you go.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
You might get this from this is when they whip
up fruit and they make a drink out of it.
Fruit protein powder there's a place called blank King. It's
a healthy kind of thing. It's like usually it's healthy.
They're like, oh, I didn't have a milkshake. I had
one of these, just a blanky.
Speaker 13 (31:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (31:47):
It's not rough. It's not rough.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
It's what something's not rough, smooth smoothie.
Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oh you did get the smooth mean to six score.
Jason wins nine to six.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
So that was good work from you, buddy. We'll make
sure you try again down the road.
Speaker 16 (32:07):
All right, Yeah, I'll give a shout out.
Speaker 17 (32:09):
I thought you guys.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
You guys do a fabulous job and make my morning
man that sweet damn. We appreciate you, buddy.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
Thanks a lot man much all right boy, and uh
Jason down in Tacole. That's the way to win that
big old world lawn Moore's prize package.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
We'll get it to you, buddy. That was fun. And
how I'm glad it worn't alway through the game. Whomen
needed a good work jays, I ain't gonna good morning.
I got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
Who was fourth and two and we got okay? Uh
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I think you got it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Well, hord time here again sums well we season out all,
I'll we are hot.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
It does get hot in the summer.
Speaker 17 (34:09):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
You don't touch my talking and the breeze kind of
cools we all.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
I'm wrong?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
A what load my hayvard yoging about summer time?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
But summer time.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
The falls begin, the falls, Let the goofalls be. Where
do sheep sing there's ummer vacation?
Speaker 14 (34:34):
Where does sheep spend their summer vacation in the bihamas?
Speaker 6 (34:42):
Why not like that?
Speaker 1 (34:43):
Why somewhere cool?
Speaker 2 (34:45):
Cold?
Speaker 1 (34:45):
I can't take a sweater off, can't take their sweater.
Where do sharks go on vacation?
Speaker 8 (34:53):
There do sharks.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Finland? You know where? I had works any word and
won't What do you get when you called her elephunt
with ah?
Speaker 12 (35:08):
What do you get when you cross an elephant with
a fish swimming trunks?
Speaker 6 (35:15):
I had?
Speaker 4 (35:16):
I don't know what?
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Look out when it was a canon wall in the wood?
Speaker 3 (35:19):
Oh there you go?
Speaker 1 (35:22):
All right, Okay, we're over there.
Speaker 3 (35:30):
Who's irish and he's outside all summer long?
Speaker 14 (35:34):
Who's Irish and stays outside all summer long? Patty old furniture?
Speaker 1 (35:43):
I had old skin cancer? Lukie skin cancer?
Speaker 13 (35:47):
Me.
Speaker 1 (35:50):
What's the shame to do if you lose your job
at the hunt factory?
Speaker 14 (35:55):
The best thing to do if you lose your job
at the suntan lotion factory? Reapply every thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I had take a good hard look at you, like
cause you probably could do that life coach right right right?
Why couldn't the little kid get in to see the
new pirate?
Speaker 12 (36:19):
Couldn't the little kid get in to see the new pirate?
Speaker 1 (36:21):
New pirate?
Speaker 8 (36:22):
It was rated?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
I have no idea, that's it.
Speaker 14 (36:30):
I had.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It shows who was woody?
Speaker 12 (36:32):
It shows too much booty?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Why does you woing, never take o'er.
Speaker 14 (36:40):
Why does the mummy mummy never take a summer vacation. Well,
he's scared to unwind.
Speaker 6 (36:48):
Got he waited?
Speaker 1 (36:49):
Why not because I had called the day because he's oh,
I got to wear finishinish.
Speaker 11 (37:01):
What's the only time you go while it's red, it's
top when it hurns green.
Speaker 14 (37:07):
The only time you go while it's red and stop
when it turns green? When you're eating a watermelon?
Speaker 1 (37:16):
That summertime for I had when you drunk.
Speaker 11 (37:20):
When you're drunk, I said, where is trapped? Next time
I say what he listen saying this is your what
he lives. Listen y'all, Hello, itches, good morning, make shows.
Speaker 1 (37:58):
On the radio. Hope you all have have in safe
Memorial Day weekend as you covered it a long weekend.
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Our girl tay to looking at you here leave you
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You know the current hipster doujoure horse crap is sanctuary cities.
There aren't many real sanctuaries that a man can actually
feel safe in. These days, the world has become a
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(38:40):
And just when you think you found the perfect little
Heidi hole, some textbook jack wagon comes along and drops
a big steamy deuce right on your dreams. So put
a stopper in your chatter hole and get on board
my brain train. Next stop, NonStop express ride the common sense.
Don't like it? Next stop, kiss my assvill. Oh, it
(39:01):
was like any other early Saturday morning.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
There.
Speaker 8 (39:04):
I was huddled in the safety of my one true oasis,
freed from the slackers, butt sniffers, and generally generic wasted
life forms that I'm supporting with my tax dollar. Yeah,
I was at the bar. I was about to order
a big frosty glass of cold filtered breakfast, and that's
when I noticed my regular bartender, Nick, had been replaced
(39:25):
by some smirking millennial dbagger with tofu still stuck in
his braces. He said that he was my beerista. When
I asked for my usual, he suggested I try a
craft beer from a microbrewery. What the hell a craft
beer sounds like? Something third graders make with popsicle sticks
(39:49):
and paste.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (39:52):
Maybe I can't keep up with the times. Maybe I'm
just a dinosaur. Maybe just maybe my generation is living
in a TimewARP. But I'll tell you this much. When
the beer menu is thicker than the Affordable Care Act,
that's timed to reanimate the corpse of Nikola Tesla and
build a damn time machine and go back fifty years
when there was the same number of beers as there
was TV channels. There was perhaps bud Ham's Carling Strozen
(40:17):
Miller period, and that was fine, just fine, damn fine
in fact. Oh, and then Hollywood got involved Smoky in
the band that got everyone getchy over Coors, and that
started the snowball rolling downhill straight towards beer hell. Next
thing you know, we're invaded by beer foreigners. The beverage
(40:39):
borders were crossed by alien ales. Moosehead from Canada, ting
Dao from Japan, red stripe from Jamaica, Corona, and their
damn slice of lime fruited beer. You might as well
sprinkle rat turns on a cupcake. The unthinkable home breweries. Listen, Potsy,
(41:05):
If everyone is a brewmaster, then no one is a
brewmaster savvy every Tom Dick and Harry Halfwit making come
lately keggers like science nerd front boys, whipping up folk
jugs of foamy mule piss and bubbly buzzer puke and
lapping it up like it was manna from heaven. And
then one day some of them sobered up and started
bottling and selling it with stupid names like Hoppy ending
(41:28):
It or Optimus Prime and even Gary BRUCEI. Then the
dope lingo started to creep into our fronty vernacular. What's that, Percy?
You want something with an okie note? Why don't you
cove your boyfriend's initials in a tree with your high heel?
(41:51):
And as goes Beers, so goes Bartenders, gone on the
tough old ombres with cauliflower ears, and jin Blossom knows this.
He didn't tell you about his personal life, and he
sure as hell didn't give a damn about yours. He
was there to show ice, cold draft in your face
until you were broken, then kick you out for taking
up space. God bless him, But now now he's been
(42:14):
replaced by some empty headed, grinning dank listening to Coldplay
on his earbuds and trying to push some small batch
bottles of Moose Knuckle winter Stout on you while he
watches replays of the View on TVO and complains that
pop tarts aren't gluten free. Yay progress, Oh dear, look
(42:35):
at the time, I've overstayed my welcome once again. Tough crap,
and you're welcome until next time. This is tank hold garth,
Stop sucking America.
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