March 28, 2025 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we stick John Boy in our Big Show Roasting Chair and celebrate all things him.. - First up is “the Ballad of John Boy”.. - We’ll recap his experience with ordering room service in Daytona.. - We’ll deep dive into how his truck is smarter than he is.. - Today’s Playhouse features a new script entitled “The Fling”.. - We’ll have the staff psychologist evaluate the big guy.. - Tom Sorensen checks in to compare the week’s wins and losses with John Boy.. - Since no-one seems to ask him the right questions, John Boy decides to interview himself.. - and we’ll wrap things up with Oliver on John Boy’s aging patterns…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning, Big Show's All Radio have Fun. On Friday
March twenty eight, twenty twenty five, feature track When the
Big Show, Big Box Forever For My Birthday, It's Oliver
on John Boygan nod.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Seeming, nephew. I already had the response right here.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Alright, y'all, let us do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let's play me the Blase. Let's meet our contestant. We
got marked from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Mark, hold it,
hello body, welcome well, Mark, well, last day?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Or some questions?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or
own two bells for two buzzers and you win?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Aside from a visual check of the undercarriage, what else
can you look at to tell the sex of a horse?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
If you are convinced by the undercarriage inspection, you probably
need to look into a new pair of glasses.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Just you could do that. Let's say we're not gonna
do that.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Then you want to check out their feet.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Check out the horses feet to determine the sex mark?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are you thinking about that? Do you think she's I
don't know. If I want to, I might get so.
Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree, all right,
and that what was it they to do? Yes, you
look at their teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Their teeth because most males have forty females have thirty six.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
That's exactly what the horse wants you doing. After checking
the rendercarriage, go put your.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hand the bye mark. There's one bill for you. Argue
another one here?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, Taylor's right up?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Tatertainment newses Ali, Oh you say that the confidence. Beyonce,
Britney Spears and Serena Williams are just a few of
the celebrities rumored to have paid five thousand, five hundred
dollars to bathe in something unusual.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The usual printer ink?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
My help never had to buy an Look at you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It is milk John Serena paid that much money to
bathe and milk mark.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Agree or disagree? Yeah, considering dairy potter's expensive.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But I'll go along with that. Okay, So agree on
that one and no dog go on it. There was
bottled spring water, So bottled spring water. They just hire
somebody to go out and buy them.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
But they couldn't they just go to the spring.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So it involves pouring one thousand liters. That's two hundred
sixty four gallons. That's why they want to do it themselves.
I guess twice pure five bottled and oh you're right
evy on water into a bathtub. Gerbera daisies are then
scabber yeah, berber daisies.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so they're scattered to the tub.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I don't know that's fifty five hundred nice?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But what well? The bath are surrounded by scented candles.
There you go, candles. I guess they're just getting there
by themselves.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
There's some pictures, all three of them, all three of them,
sereno good sized girls.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Tub. Occasionally they'll take a child like a baby. Well
what does that something? Some other deal like baby pa
is real good.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Like it's part of the ingredients couple.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But his baby bobbing around?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, so anyway we got so that was a that
was a buzzer run all right, you go, Mark, When
did he lose it?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Right here?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So, Tater, you are milking your cow once a day. Okay,
according to bovine experts, are you meeting her needs?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I mustn't, because she doesn't talk to the bull anymore. Walk. No,
I'm not meeting her needs.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Once a day her cow once a day she is
not meeting her needs.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Mark agree or disagree? I disagree.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cow should be milked twice a day.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, Mark, what that's what happens to the boy? Huh
oh god Mark.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, we're gonna get you a good consoleation prize. We'll
hook you up before we let you go. All right, buddy,
first time calling? All right, man, get im man, Elsie
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I'll get on in there.
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Hello friends, you're old how Burtford here?
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Old man Winter has finally pecked his bags and spring
is finally here.
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And that can only mean one thing.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
It's our colossal opening weekend at the Big Show Drive
in Theater. Let's shake off those cold weather blues and
eat things up with an exciting night at the movies.
At the Big Show Drive in Theater, you can watch
the stars under the stars, and in honor of spring,
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A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
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The movie that is.
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Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy. What happens
when the best looking guy in the office develops a
bad case of the pants noodle and he discovers he's
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A cure.
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A lot.
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or is it.
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Gross.
Speaker 10 (14:30):
You bet it is, but it'll take your mind off
the movies.
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Sorensen as we have him every Friday morning right here.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How do you tune in for our boy Tom and
here he is. Good morning, mister Sorenson, Good morning. How
you been been great? Man, been great? And little littles.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yesterday in these sports department by we did at Major
League Baseball opening. I'm still geared up for basketball.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
We'll get into it. So, all right, your world, what's
going on in the in your sports world?
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Tom, Well, I'm pumped up about basebat You know, I
used to work in Minneapolis and the stadium downtown was
across the street, and half the office had go up
for lunch and they would never come back, you know,
they were all finding a way. And even if they
couldn't get into the stadium, they're in a bar watching
and it's just Look, the first day of any sport
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is great. And I admit I don't like baseball as
much as I like the NFL, But you know, you
go there, the grass is perfectly green, You got a
beer and the hot dogs at a ballpark A good
that even vegetarians.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm saying that just yeah, it's just a it's just a.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Good place to be. And to me, when baseball starts,
that means winner is all the way over. Cole Weather
is no longer allowed, you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Know, and it's kind of different watching baseball.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I do.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Look, you know, I'm a big a lot of Braves fan,
just love them Braves. And and you can you got time,
do you you know, speed it up a little bit
with a pitch clock like that.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Do you like that? Tom?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I do?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah. I thought it worked really well because it's still
slow in this It's that's the only clock there is
in baseball, you know, and it's the it's the rare
sport without a clock. But yeah, it's sped it up,
but it's still it's not as intense to me as
the NFL or as say the NBA or college basketball, right,
and you can just kind of relax, and you know,
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there's some great pitchers, some gray headers, and it's just
fun to sit out there and watch.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So Tom, what about the talk is about balls and strikes?
Maybe we can get the robots calling them, you know,
like you can tell the tennis is the ball that
hit the lines in or out?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Where do you stand on that? And where does Major
League Baseball stand on anything happening?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
It is coming? I mean, they did it, They've done
it in the minor leagues and tried it in spring
training and it worked. And I mean one Ump was
just so frustrated that when his call wasn't overturned home
plate Ump he announced it, he said, I'm just so
proud I got one right. This guy's avefternout. But you know,
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these there are things that robots can do better than people,
and calling balls and strikes and being absolutely certain is
one of them. And I think it's inevitable. I think
we're going to see it soon. We may see it
next season.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, buddy, Let's see what happens with that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then here we go into the sweet sixteen weekend
the NCAA Men's basketball Tournament.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
What's the tips on our brackets? Tom?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
The trick was to get your four teams, your final
four into the sweet sixteen, which I did. I had
Florida and Michigan State and Duke in Tennessee, and I
think you and I had at the opposite. I have
Tennessee beaten Florida and the national championship. You have Florida
beating Tennessee. I think it's been It's been a different
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tournament to me because you got everybody's from a major conference.
I mean, there's only four conferences represented, and the long shots, man,
you don't see them anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, that's the true.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The pack was talking earlier and I saw I'm on
the ACC Network on TV and.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Cinderella is dead. Of course, he got a little gross
with us. She's been beaten to death. So I don't
know what I have to say. You know, he might
be on to something.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
With the colleges that can afford to pay for the
good players, they're gonna be. They're gonna be with it
major conferences this year. No outsiders wills what Tom says?
All right, buddy, So the lowest remaining seed in there's
Look at that, that's Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
That's all. That's old cal Perry's. He's used to winning.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
He's used to win. And as seen as he came there,
they went out recruiting and they brought a lot of
players in via the transfer portal. So you know, I
don't blame the players. I mean, if you play for
one of those teams that made the Sweet sixteen, if
you play for Saint Peter's up in somewhere in New Jersey,
and you get a big time offer from say Alabama
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or North Carolina, well North Carolina isn't pay enough, which
is why they're not doing well. But if you get
a big time offer from another school, you're going to
take it because a lot of these guys are going
to take a pay cut when they have to get
real jobs out of college. They are making so much
money to name, image and license that you do while
you can.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The whole thing has changed like that, all right. Well,
so you always looking at the NFL force. The NFL
Draft is in only seven days.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
I'm pumped, and the thing is, we're gonna you know,
right now, this team's gonna take this guy, and this
team's gonna take this guy hoops. Four days later, the
rumors change, and look, the draft is. You know, it's
just a huge deal. As much as I like the NBA,
the draft gets better ratings and whatever NBA game, it
is opposite up and people really really care. I mean
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that that is a national pastime in the NFL, and
it's it's gonna be interesting because it always is, and
it's gonna be surprises, and it's gonna build, and it's
gonna build, and it's gonna be pretty cool in twenty
seven days.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Tennessee Titan fans, you all have the number one pick
in Carolina, Panther Land.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What player right quick, Tom? Do you think Panthers are looking.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
At Jalen Walker? He is an edge rusher from Georgia.
It's only six to one, but the guy goes after
the quarterback as if he's propelled. Now this may change
the next couple of weeks, but right now I would
bet money that he's going to be the guy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
To go after Jayalen Walker.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Rute that down, All right, good stuff, Tom, enjoy your
spring weekend, buddy, and we will catch up next week.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Have fun, enjoy the tournament, and I was good talking to.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
As a man, Tom Sowred said, A damn well, Let's
get some contestants and play our wordy word game last
ones of the week. So y'all try hard. I know
I will not be I will be taking it easy
and laid back. One eight hundred Big show your toll
free lunch. We'll get a couple of contestants play next
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Good Morning, it's a big showing a radio. Roll it
to your Friday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I get your favorite money take out on their contest one.
When you hit the Big Show dot Com and you
can't get new We'll call you.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I had everybody's head about the bet.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I have a birdy word, not a wordy word. Weddings.
They had a Richard at eleven in Virginia. Good morning, Richard,
Good morning, morning, buddy, welcome, good buddy. All right, you
ain't him a Richard. Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Then we got Steven out of Princeton, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Good morning, Stephen, good morning morning.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
All right, well, Steven, you gonna be teamed up with
tater Richard on the john boy side. He Yo, boys
Virginia and West Virginia, yelpa're kind of close together. Say hey,
and let's come out wording me. Hey, okay, all right,
then let's see we got a couple of lively ones down.
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You gotta shout it out now, Richard, Me and you
gonna go for the first thirty seconds. And y'all, there
is a theme you put that on that peril purpose.
The theme is things in the house. I remember yesterday
I had it was my girl with him from Danville, Virginia. Man,
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she just spend much time in the kitchen. I couldn't
get her spotch lord, all right, so she never got
these this two word thing. Huh all right, all those days.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Try to get Richard. Remember, I know what you're.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Doing, Stephen.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You relax and let's see what me and Richard can
do for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, Richard, are you ready, buddy? I'm ready. Oh
I see if you can do better than that? Why
from them, I'm still thinking?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, Yeah, y'all told me a few went okay, yeah,
and the still garlics the thing of my head.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, all right, so it's start o'clock. Now. This is
in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Maybe in your pantry you keep this two word thing
where you keep your garlic powder or your.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cinnamon, your thank you? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh, you got a blank and a dryer for your clothes.
Blanker and a dryer. Yes, this is what you make
your java in in the morning. This is what you
put your bread in to get it done. It pops up.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Uh huh. This is how you get your dog food open.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Okay, dog going late? Jackie, I said it too, ended
up with a four. Oh you gave Stephen one? What
did I say?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
You said?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What was what did I say? Oh, Jackie? A slide?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Slide and Stephen one in there because coffee maker, coffee
because who make so so you saying I said, mate,
and that's part of maker. Wow, you're Jaggie getting straight.
We were all just kind of turning me home. Yes,
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four to one, wrapped round one? All right, Stephen and Tate.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Are you ready? Stephen?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah, and go get out the.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Blank in pans. Yep, Oh, I just said it. You
you cook an egg in this two word thing gel it. Yeah,
it's two words though.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
It's you put use it on the stove. You might
do chicken in it. It's a blank blank, it's a
it's not a pot. It's a yes. Uh, you might
a cereal? Blank is what you eat your cereal out
of boat? You clean your laundry with laundry.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Turkey job. Okay, So y'all put a four on that one.
Jackie stole from us. So that's a five.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Five to four after round one, okay, Ahi, Richard, me
and you for another thirty, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (30:32):
I am?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay? Why do I get the hard ones?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Go?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
We'll take it down.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
No, that's right.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I don't worry about it. I want to win fair.
Oh gosh, all right, Richard, here we go. Ready, go
your dirty clothes you put him in this two word thing. Blank,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The basket is ripe, basket is right? Blank? Asking what
is it? The whole deal? Your shirts? What your shirts? Pants?
Your dirty? What close? Your dirty? What laundry?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, all right. This is what you unstop your commode with. Yes,
And this is what you do a nail with hit
it with a what?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
What did we end up with? Baby? You didn't take
one from a while one? Looking? Did you? Four of
seven's going?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, let's set up for Tayor and Steve and all
they need is two to time three to win, so
good luck?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Ready go?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Oh. This is what you use when if the power
goes out and you don't have any the power goes out,
you don't light a candle. You use this, Yes, you
you You light a candle with these wooden things.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
And this goes off. This goes off if you have
a fire in your house or you cook poorly. Huh No,
another name for.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
That, smoke alarm.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Smoke alarm at the buzzard for the wind, of course
it is.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
That's the kind of weakness man for worry word a
look at your girl?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
John?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh, god well, first, Richard i'mb elevenon. Well, you came
up a little short, and I think rangle on. We'll
give you another shot down the road, Richard, we need
another shot at redemption. All right there, buddy, all right,
all right, thank you Richard. Appreciation Steven Way, taking nothing
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away from you. Buddy bear in Princeton, West Virginia, winning
worthy word. Come here, half hair you and you wanted
I like it.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
You ain't going boy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Morning, Big shows on the radio. Bradley Chanald got the
request for the bit this morning since it's his birthday.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
How about we here? When John Moore interviewed himself, thanks
and happy birthday. Thank you, Bradley. It was a highlight
of my career.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Let's do it next. Good morning, it's a big show
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on the radio, requested bitch. We'll get you Monday through Friday.
About this time, hit usself on the John Boy by
the Facebook page. Thanks for the happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Wish you y'alls. Wait, y'all's wait.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Bradley Channault gets his request right here, says, how about
we here? When John I interviewed himself, Thank you bad
This is when I figured out I could cut out
in the middleman, and I was raising all right, go
ahead and roll well.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
A huge weekend for John Boy and Billy Rock and
Roll racing at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. And here with
the marquee driver for the team, the Big Show's answer
to Jack a root in the pits, Ladies and gentlemen,
here he is John Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Lookidoki. Well, First of all, I'd like to thank me
for agreeing to talk to me this morning. I know
I'm busy and I'm probably tired after a big weekend.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I've got that right.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
But as I know, and I've told me this one
hundred times, I'm never too busy or too tired to
stop by and talk to myself about John Boy and
Billy Rock and Roll racing.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Well, I appreciate that about me too.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
You know, no matter how many racing superstars I've interviewed,
I have always been one of my favorites. And I'm
not just saying it because I'm sitting here either. I
mean I would say that whether I was here to
hear it or not. I'll say the same thing to
my face as I will when I talk behind my back,
and I just want to make su I realize that
I am not here to blow smoke up my butt.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Well I'm not either, So why don't I get to it?
Fun by me?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Me too?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Okay, Now, I'd like to tell me that these are
some tough questions that I'm gonna ask, and I hope
I won't get mad, and I hope that I won't.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Take them the wrong way.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I hope that I will take these questions and the
spirit I intend them, because I know sometimes I will misunderstand,
like some things that I say. You know, I'll mean
something one way and I'll take it another way. When
I if I just tell me, you know, and then
I just deal with it, that makes my job difficult,
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you know, as one of NASCAR's top interviewers, I need
to get on top of me.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I want to get inside me.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
I want to see what.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Makes me take Could I just interrupt me for a second.
If I could just get a word in edgewise on me,
maybe I could answer the question that I'm trying to
build up to ask myself. If I'll ever get around
to asking me goly. You know, that's one thing it
really irks me about me.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I never shut up.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Okay, all right, I'll get to it if i'll let me,
all right, am I ready? Okay, this is what I'm
hearing around the track. I am hearing I can't win
the big one. Sure I do fine and heat races?
How many is it that I wont I'm sure I
know exactly well. Yes, I've won eight preliminary races. Ooh,
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how did I know I would know that? Do you
see how I'm acting? I don't know what my problem is.
I know the one with the problem.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
It's me.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Listen, I don't give me the credit I deserve. I
know I am a good race car driver. I know that,
and I know that, but I can't get me to
admit it, says me.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Says me, mate.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I tell you, it's a great day for John Boy
and Billy rockin'roll ration, and I'm not gonna let the
likes of me ruin it. How about that Herb the
Cruchie of the year ninety four is dominating so far,
Doc Clay, and yes, me too. I don't care what
I say. I'm not gonna let me run in for me.
This interview is over, and until I can act right,
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it will be over from now on.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
Oh Okay, is it just me? Or do I seem
a little sensitive?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
I don't know I might have hit a source, but well,
I tell you what, me and everybody else will sit
back and let's just see this season.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
If I have what it takes to win the big one,
let's just do that, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Mine, Hey, good Friday morning. Make Show's on the radio.
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Alright there, finishing up here our feature track, going to
make show vent box keywords Oliver Old.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
So it ain't about him getting up here, is me?
It's time for Oliver. Well, well, well.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
It's a sad fact of life for all of us.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
That time marches on. You start moving a little slower,
getting up a little earlier, eating dinner around four in
the afternoon. You've even given up taking credit for all
those poots and started blaming them on the dog. And
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that's not the worst part, because somewhere in times march
you find out, usually by accident, that you are no
longer cool. And if you're setting there thinking that I'm
not talking about you, I'm talking about you, here's a
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few telltale signs to look for. Your favorite conversation starter
is how your pants matched the carpet. You boast that
everything you say sets something up. You think people actually
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like to hear you sing, even after they shut your
mic off. You're convinced that your son's girlfriends are dating them.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
To get to you. You complain constantly about.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
The local news radio every morning, but for some reason
you just don't listen to anything else. You just saw
a movie that was a box office smash twenty five
years ago. Whatever the problem is, you insist on dealing
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with it through your humor.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Your salary is the.
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Gross national product of a small country, but you hoard
fast food biscuits like a squirrel getting ready for winter.
You can't find your big bag. You You keep telling
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people you could make a living. The only jogging you
do is to your memory. Despite evidence to the contrary,
you continue to believe that you are the light of
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everyone's life. When someone says rolling Stones, you think of
your kidneys, not the rock group. When a friend, oh, say,
someone from the President's Club is looking at hotties on
the internet, you actually suggest to skip over to pictures
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of your fishing trips. You believe it's better to give
than to receive, unless, of course, we're talking about a
copy of that same Friends Jesus movie. Regardless of who
they are, if you could type, you'd be right in there.
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With you scold kids for listening to that go to
Hell music while you're playing Pink Floyd and Black Saba.
Your idea of fine dining is eating out of the
back of a truck under a bridge. Getting a little
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action means your prune juice is kicking it. You care,
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although it's never happened and is not likely to, you
always worry that this might be that coconut deal where
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Love you mean It
Good morning, Big Show's All Radio have Fun. On Friday
March twenty eight, twenty twenty five, feature track When the
Big Show, Big Box Forever For My Birthday, It's Oliver
on John Boygan nod.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Seeming, nephew. I already had the response right here.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Alright, y'all, let us do it.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Let's play me the Blase. Let's meet our contestant. We
got marked from Mobile, Alabama. Good morning, Mark, hold it,
hello body, welcome well, Mark, well, last day?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Or some questions?
Speaker 1 (01:16):
You agree or disagree whether you think she's right or
own two bells for two buzzers and you win?
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Okay, Marcy.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Aside from a visual check of the undercarriage, what else
can you look at to tell the sex of a horse?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
If you are convinced by the undercarriage inspection, you probably
need to look into a new pair of glasses.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Just you could do that. Let's say we're not gonna
do that.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Then you want to check out their feet.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Check out the horses feet to determine the sex mark?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Are you thinking about that? Do you think she's I
don't know. If I want to, I might get so.
Do you agree or disagree? I'm gonna disagree, all right,
and that what was it they to do? Yes, you
look at their teeth.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Their teeth because most males have forty females have thirty six.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
That's exactly what the horse wants you doing. After checking
the rendercarriage, go put your.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Hand the bye mark. There's one bill for you. Argue
another one here?
Speaker 6 (02:39):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Oh, Taylor's right up?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Tatertainment newses Ali, Oh you say that the confidence. Beyonce,
Britney Spears and Serena Williams are just a few of
the celebrities rumored to have paid five thousand, five hundred
dollars to bathe in something unusual.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (03:01):
The usual printer ink?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
My help never had to buy an Look at you.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
It is milk John Serena paid that much money to
bathe and milk mark.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Agree or disagree? Yeah, considering dairy potter's expensive.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
But I'll go along with that. Okay, So agree on
that one and no dog go on it. There was
bottled spring water, So bottled spring water. They just hire
somebody to go out and buy them.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
But they couldn't they just go to the spring.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
So it involves pouring one thousand liters. That's two hundred
sixty four gallons. That's why they want to do it themselves.
I guess twice pure five bottled and oh you're right
evy on water into a bathtub. Gerbera daisies are then
scabber yeah, berber daisies.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, so they're scattered to the tub.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
I don't know that's fifty five hundred nice?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But what well? The bath are surrounded by scented candles.
There you go, candles. I guess they're just getting there
by themselves.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
There's some pictures, all three of them, all three of them,
sereno good sized girls.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Tub. Occasionally they'll take a child like a baby. Well
what does that something? Some other deal like baby pa
is real good.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Like it's part of the ingredients couple.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
But his baby bobbing around?
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Okay, so anyway we got so that was a that
was a buzzer run all right, you go, Mark, When
did he lose it?
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Right here?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
So, Tater, you are milking your cow once a day. Okay,
according to bovine experts, are you meeting her needs?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
I mustn't, because she doesn't talk to the bull anymore. Walk. No,
I'm not meeting her needs.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Once a day her cow once a day she is
not meeting her needs.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Mark agree or disagree? I disagree.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Cow should be milked twice a day.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Well, Mark, what that's what happens to the boy? Huh
oh god Mark.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Well, we're gonna get you a good consoleation prize. We'll
hook you up before we let you go. All right, buddy,
first time calling? All right, man, get im man, Elsie
says twice. Alright, get a newsroomd jit timing a news
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I'll get on in there.
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And jit all right on the other side our time capsule,
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Hello friends, you're old how Burtford here?
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Old man Winter has finally pecked his bags and spring
is finally here.
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And that can only mean one thing.
Speaker 12 (10:50):
It's our colossal opening weekend at the Big Show Drive
in Theater. Let's shake off those cold weather blues and
eat things up with an exciting night at the movies.
At the Big Show Drive in Theater, you can watch
the stars under the stars, and in honor of spring,
we've got a hot and steamy triple feature for lovers
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of all ages. As long as those ages are over
twenty one. Get a load of this freak show. First up,
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A young Welsh singer hits the big time and then
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Our next flick is a hilarious romantic comedy. What happens
when the best looking guy in the office develops a
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And finally, a beautiful young woman goes into the hospital
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she wakes up with a new little friend and has
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Gross.
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You bet it is, but it'll take your mind off
the movies.
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Be sure and get there early for a free concert
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Drive in theaters opening weekend. Take the Brookshields Expressway to
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Sorensen as we have him every Friday morning right here.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
How do you tune in for our boy Tom and
here he is. Good morning, mister Sorenson, Good morning. How
you been been great? Man, been great? And little littles.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Yesterday in these sports department by we did at Major
League Baseball opening. I'm still geared up for basketball.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
We'll get into it. So, all right, your world, what's
going on in the in your sports world?
Speaker 8 (19:24):
Tom, Well, I'm pumped up about basebat You know, I
used to work in Minneapolis and the stadium downtown was
across the street, and half the office had go up
for lunch and they would never come back, you know,
they were all finding a way. And even if they
couldn't get into the stadium, they're in a bar watching
and it's just Look, the first day of any sport
(19:46):
is great. And I admit I don't like baseball as
much as I like the NFL, But you know, you
go there, the grass is perfectly green, You got a
beer and the hot dogs at a ballpark A good
that even vegetarians.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm saying that just yeah, it's just a it's just a.
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Good place to be. And to me, when baseball starts,
that means winner is all the way over. Cole Weather
is no longer allowed, you.
Speaker 3 (20:13):
Know, and it's kind of different watching baseball.
Speaker 4 (20:16):
I do.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Look, you know, I'm a big a lot of Braves fan,
just love them Braves. And and you can you got time,
do you you know, speed it up a little bit
with a pitch clock like that.
Speaker 3 (20:26):
Do you like that? Tom?
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I do?
Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah. I thought it worked really well because it's still
slow in this It's that's the only clock there is
in baseball, you know, and it's the it's the rare
sport without a clock. But yeah, it's sped it up,
but it's still it's not as intense to me as
the NFL or as say the NBA or college basketball, right,
and you can just kind of relax, and you know,
(20:49):
there's some great pitchers, some gray headers, and it's just
fun to sit out there and watch.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
So Tom, what about the talk is about balls and strikes?
Maybe we can get the robots calling them, you know,
like you can tell the tennis is the ball that
hit the lines in or out?
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Where do you stand on that? And where does Major
League Baseball stand on anything happening?
Speaker 8 (21:09):
It is coming? I mean, they did it, They've done
it in the minor leagues and tried it in spring
training and it worked. And I mean one Ump was
just so frustrated that when his call wasn't overturned home
plate Ump he announced it, he said, I'm just so
proud I got one right. This guy's avefternout. But you know,
(21:31):
these there are things that robots can do better than people,
and calling balls and strikes and being absolutely certain is
one of them. And I think it's inevitable. I think
we're going to see it soon. We may see it
next season.
Speaker 3 (21:45):
All right, buddy, Let's see what happens with that.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
And then here we go into the sweet sixteen weekend
the NCAA Men's basketball Tournament.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
What's the tips on our brackets? Tom?
Speaker 8 (21:58):
The trick was to get your four teams, your final
four into the sweet sixteen, which I did. I had
Florida and Michigan State and Duke in Tennessee, and I
think you and I had at the opposite. I have
Tennessee beaten Florida and the national championship. You have Florida
beating Tennessee. I think it's been It's been a different
(22:20):
tournament to me because you got everybody's from a major conference.
I mean, there's only four conferences represented, and the long shots, man,
you don't see them anymore.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
No, that's the true.
Speaker 1 (22:33):
The pack was talking earlier and I saw I'm on
the ACC Network on TV and.
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Cinderella is dead. Of course, he got a little gross
with us. She's been beaten to death. So I don't
know what I have to say. You know, he might
be on to something.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
With the colleges that can afford to pay for the
good players, they're gonna be. They're gonna be with it
major conferences this year. No outsiders wills what Tom says?
All right, buddy, So the lowest remaining seed in there's
Look at that, that's Arkansas.
Speaker 3 (23:07):
That's all. That's old cal Perry's. He's used to winning.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
He's used to win. And as seen as he came there,
they went out recruiting and they brought a lot of
players in via the transfer portal. So you know, I
don't blame the players. I mean, if you play for
one of those teams that made the Sweet sixteen, if
you play for Saint Peter's up in somewhere in New Jersey,
and you get a big time offer from say Alabama
(23:32):
or North Carolina, well North Carolina isn't pay enough, which
is why they're not doing well. But if you get
a big time offer from another school, you're going to
take it because a lot of these guys are going
to take a pay cut when they have to get
real jobs out of college. They are making so much
money to name, image and license that you do while
you can.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
That's the truth.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
The whole thing has changed like that, all right. Well,
so you always looking at the NFL force. The NFL
Draft is in only seven days.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
I'm pumped, and the thing is, we're gonna you know,
right now, this team's gonna take this guy, and this
team's gonna take this guy hoops. Four days later, the
rumors change, and look, the draft is. You know, it's
just a huge deal. As much as I like the NBA,
the draft gets better ratings and whatever NBA game, it
is opposite up and people really really care. I mean
(24:25):
that that is a national pastime in the NFL, and
it's it's gonna be interesting because it always is, and
it's gonna be surprises, and it's gonna build, and it's
gonna build, and it's gonna be pretty cool in twenty
seven days.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
See what happens.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Tennessee Titan fans, you all have the number one pick
in Carolina, Panther Land.
Speaker 3 (24:46):
What player right quick, Tom? Do you think Panthers are looking.
Speaker 8 (24:49):
At Jalen Walker? He is an edge rusher from Georgia.
It's only six to one, but the guy goes after
the quarterback as if he's propelled. Now this may change
the next couple of weeks, but right now I would
bet money that he's going to be the guy.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
To go after Jayalen Walker.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Rute that down, All right, good stuff, Tom, enjoy your
spring weekend, buddy, and we will catch up next week.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Have fun, enjoy the tournament, and I was good talking to.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Thank you very much, buddy.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
As a man, Tom Sowred said, A damn well, Let's
get some contestants and play our wordy word game last
ones of the week. So y'all try hard. I know
I will not be I will be taking it easy
and laid back. One eight hundred Big show your toll
free lunch. We'll get a couple of contestants play next
(26:04):
Good Morning, it's a big showing a radio. Roll it
to your Friday, March twenty eight, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I get your favorite money take out on their contest one.
When you hit the Big Show dot Com and you
can't get new We'll call you.
Speaker 10 (26:22):
I had everybody's head about the bet.
Speaker 3 (26:24):
I have a birdy word, not a wordy word. Weddings.
They had a Richard at eleven in Virginia. Good morning, Richard,
Good morning, morning, buddy, welcome, good buddy. All right, you
ain't him a Richard. Oh?
Speaker 1 (26:42):
Then we got Steven out of Princeton, West Virginia.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Good morning, Stephen, good morning morning.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
All right, well, Steven, you gonna be teamed up with
tater Richard on the john boy side. He Yo, boys
Virginia and West Virginia, yelpa're kind of close together. Say hey,
and let's come out wording me. Hey, okay, all right,
then let's see we got a couple of lively ones down.
(27:12):
You gotta shout it out now, Richard, Me and you
gonna go for the first thirty seconds. And y'all, there
is a theme you put that on that peril purpose.
The theme is things in the house. I remember yesterday
I had it was my girl with him from Danville, Virginia. Man,
(27:35):
she just spend much time in the kitchen. I couldn't
get her spotch lord, all right, so she never got
these this two word thing. Huh all right, all those days.
Speaker 5 (27:48):
Try to get Richard. Remember, I know what you're.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Doing, Stephen.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You relax and let's see what me and Richard can
do for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 3 (27:56):
All right, Richard, are you ready, buddy? I'm ready. Oh
I see if you can do better than that? Why
from them, I'm still thinking?
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right, Yeah, y'all told me a few went okay, yeah,
and the still garlics the thing of my head.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay, all right, so it's start o'clock. Now. This is
in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
Maybe in your pantry you keep this two word thing
where you keep your garlic powder or your.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Cinnamon, your thank you? All right?
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh, you got a blank and a dryer for your clothes.
Blanker and a dryer. Yes, this is what you make
your java in in the morning. This is what you
put your bread in to get it done. It pops up.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
Uh huh. This is how you get your dog food open.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Okay, dog going late? Jackie, I said it too, ended
up with a four. Oh you gave Stephen one? What
did I say?
Speaker 7 (29:03):
You said?
Speaker 3 (29:05):
What was what did I say? Oh, Jackie? A slide?
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Slide and Stephen one in there because coffee maker, coffee
because who make so so you saying I said, mate,
and that's part of maker. Wow, you're Jaggie getting straight.
We were all just kind of turning me home. Yes,
(29:36):
four to one, wrapped round one? All right, Stephen and Tate.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Are you ready? Stephen?
Speaker 5 (29:43):
Yeah, and go get out the.
Speaker 4 (29:45):
Blank in pans. Yep, Oh, I just said it. You
you cook an egg in this two word thing gel it. Yeah,
it's two words though.
Speaker 5 (29:57):
It's you put use it on the stove. You might
do chicken in it. It's a blank blank, it's a
it's not a pot. It's a yes. Uh, you might
a cereal? Blank is what you eat your cereal out
of boat? You clean your laundry with laundry.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Turkey job. Okay, So y'all put a four on that one.
Jackie stole from us. So that's a five.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Five to four after round one, okay, Ahi, Richard, me
and you for another thirty, let's see what we can do.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Are you ready?
Speaker 14 (30:32):
I am?
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Okay? Why do I get the hard ones?
Speaker 4 (30:35):
Go?
Speaker 5 (30:36):
We'll take it down.
Speaker 3 (30:36):
No, that's right.
Speaker 10 (30:39):
Now.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
I don't worry about it. I want to win fair.
Oh gosh, all right, Richard, here we go. Ready, go
your dirty clothes you put him in this two word thing. Blank,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
No?
Speaker 3 (30:56):
The basket is ripe, basket is right? Blank? Asking what
is it? The whole deal? Your shirts? What your shirts? Pants?
Your dirty? What close? Your dirty? What laundry?
Speaker 4 (31:10):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Okay, all right. This is what you unstop your commode with. Yes,
And this is what you do a nail with hit
it with a what?
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (31:22):
All right?
Speaker 3 (31:23):
What did we end up with? Baby? You didn't take
one from a while one? Looking? Did you? Four of
seven's going?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
Well, let's set up for Tayor and Steve and all
they need is two to time three to win, so
good luck?
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Ready go?
Speaker 4 (31:40):
Oh. This is what you use when if the power
goes out and you don't have any the power goes out,
you don't light a candle. You use this, Yes, you
you You light a candle with these wooden things.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
And this goes off. This goes off if you have
a fire in your house or you cook poorly. Huh No,
another name for.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
That, smoke alarm.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Smoke alarm at the buzzard for the wind, of course
it is.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
That's the kind of weakness man for worry word a
look at your girl?
Speaker 1 (32:25):
John?
Speaker 4 (32:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Oh, god well, first, Richard i'mb elevenon. Well, you came
up a little short, and I think rangle on. We'll
give you another shot down the road, Richard, we need
another shot at redemption. All right there, buddy, all right,
all right, thank you Richard. Appreciation Steven Way, taking nothing
(32:50):
away from you. Buddy bear in Princeton, West Virginia, winning
worthy word. Come here, half hair you and you wanted
I like it.
Speaker 3 (32:58):
You ain't going boy.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
Morning, Big shows on the radio. Bradley Chanald got the
request for the bit this morning since it's his birthday.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
How about we here? When John Moore interviewed himself, thanks
and happy birthday. Thank you, Bradley. It was a highlight
of my career.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
Let's do it next. Good morning, it's a big show
(33:45):
on the radio, requested bitch. We'll get you Monday through Friday.
About this time, hit usself on the John Boy by
the Facebook page. Thanks for the happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Wish you y'alls. Wait, y'all's wait.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Bradley Channault gets his request right here, says, how about
we here? When John I interviewed himself, Thank you bad
This is when I figured out I could cut out
in the middleman, and I was raising all right, go
ahead and roll well.
Speaker 11 (34:10):
A huge weekend for John Boy and Billy Rock and
Roll racing at the Charlotte Motor Speedway. And here with
the marquee driver for the team, the Big Show's answer
to Jack a root in the pits, Ladies and gentlemen,
here he is John Boy.
Speaker 6 (34:22):
Lookidoki. Well, First of all, I'd like to thank me
for agreeing to talk to me this morning. I know
I'm busy and I'm probably tired after a big weekend.
Speaker 10 (34:31):
I've got that right.
Speaker 6 (34:32):
But as I know, and I've told me this one
hundred times, I'm never too busy or too tired to
stop by and talk to myself about John Boy and
Billy Rock and Roll racing.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Well, I appreciate that about me too.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
You know, no matter how many racing superstars I've interviewed,
I have always been one of my favorites. And I'm
not just saying it because I'm sitting here either. I
mean I would say that whether I was here to
hear it or not. I'll say the same thing to
my face as I will when I talk behind my back,
and I just want to make su I realize that
I am not here to blow smoke up my butt.
Speaker 10 (35:04):
Well I'm not either, So why don't I get to it?
Fun by me?
Speaker 3 (35:07):
Me too?
Speaker 6 (35:08):
Okay, Now, I'd like to tell me that these are
some tough questions that I'm gonna ask, and I hope
I won't get mad, and I hope that I won't.
Speaker 10 (35:17):
Take them the wrong way.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
I hope that I will take these questions and the
spirit I intend them, because I know sometimes I will misunderstand,
like some things that I say. You know, I'll mean
something one way and I'll take it another way. When
I if I just tell me, you know, and then
I just deal with it, that makes my job difficult,
(35:38):
you know, as one of NASCAR's top interviewers, I need
to get on top of me.
Speaker 3 (35:42):
I want to get inside me.
Speaker 10 (35:43):
I want to see what.
Speaker 6 (35:44):
Makes me take Could I just interrupt me for a second.
If I could just get a word in edgewise on me,
maybe I could answer the question that I'm trying to
build up to ask myself. If I'll ever get around
to asking me goly. You know, that's one thing it
really irks me about me.
Speaker 3 (36:01):
I never shut up.
Speaker 6 (36:03):
Okay, all right, I'll get to it if i'll let me,
all right, am I ready? Okay, this is what I'm
hearing around the track. I am hearing I can't win
the big one. Sure I do fine and heat races?
How many is it that I wont I'm sure I
know exactly well. Yes, I've won eight preliminary races. Ooh,
(36:25):
how did I know I would know that? Do you
see how I'm acting? I don't know what my problem is.
I know the one with the problem.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
It's me.
Speaker 6 (36:33):
Listen, I don't give me the credit I deserve. I
know I am a good race car driver. I know that,
and I know that, but I can't get me to
admit it, says me.
Speaker 3 (36:46):
Says me, mate.
Speaker 6 (36:47):
I tell you, it's a great day for John Boy
and Billy rockin'roll ration, and I'm not gonna let the
likes of me ruin it. How about that Herb the
Cruchie of the year ninety four is dominating so far,
Doc Clay, and yes, me too. I don't care what
I say. I'm not gonna let me run in for me.
This interview is over, and until I can act right,
(37:08):
it will be over from now on.
Speaker 10 (37:10):
Oh Okay, is it just me? Or do I seem
a little sensitive?
Speaker 6 (37:16):
I don't know I might have hit a source, but well,
I tell you what, me and everybody else will sit
back and let's just see this season.
Speaker 3 (37:25):
If I have what it takes to win the big one,
let's just do that, okay.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
Mine, Hey, good Friday morning. Make Show's on the radio.
(38:04):
Alright there, finishing up here our feature track, going to
make show vent box keywords Oliver Old.
Speaker 3 (38:11):
So it ain't about him getting up here, is me?
It's time for Oliver. Well, well, well.
Speaker 10 (38:25):
It's a sad fact of life for all of us.
Speaker 13 (38:28):
That time marches on. You start moving a little slower,
getting up a little earlier, eating dinner around four in
the afternoon. You've even given up taking credit for all
those poots and started blaming them on the dog. And
(38:51):
that's not the worst part, because somewhere in times march
you find out, usually by accident, that you are no
longer cool. And if you're setting there thinking that I'm
not talking about you, I'm talking about you, here's a
(39:14):
few telltale signs to look for. Your favorite conversation starter
is how your pants matched the carpet. You boast that
everything you say sets something up. You think people actually
(39:37):
like to hear you sing, even after they shut your
mic off. You're convinced that your son's girlfriends are dating them.
Speaker 10 (39:51):
To get to you. You complain constantly about.
Speaker 13 (40:00):
The local news radio every morning, but for some reason
you just don't listen to anything else. You just saw
a movie that was a box office smash twenty five
years ago. Whatever the problem is, you insist on dealing
(40:24):
with it through your humor.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Your salary is the.
Speaker 13 (40:30):
Gross national product of a small country, but you hoard
fast food biscuits like a squirrel getting ready for winter.
You can't find your big bag. You You keep telling
(40:58):
people you could make a living. The only jogging you
do is to your memory. Despite evidence to the contrary,
you continue to believe that you are the light of
(41:20):
everyone's life. When someone says rolling Stones, you think of
your kidneys, not the rock group. When a friend, oh, say,
someone from the President's Club is looking at hotties on
the internet, you actually suggest to skip over to pictures
(41:42):
of your fishing trips. You believe it's better to give
than to receive, unless, of course, we're talking about a
copy of that same Friends Jesus movie. Regardless of who
they are, if you could type, you'd be right in there.
(42:06):
With you scold kids for listening to that go to
Hell music while you're playing Pink Floyd and Black Saba.
Your idea of fine dining is eating out of the
back of a truck under a bridge. Getting a little
(42:31):
action means your prune juice is kicking it. You care,
You're just not going to do anything about it. And finally,
although it's never happened and is not likely to, you
always worry that this might be that coconut deal where
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you have to put them up your box, not.
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