February 2, 2024 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday - and it’s Groundhog Day! So we’re saluting both.. - and - with only days left before the big game.. - we’ll check in with Tom Sorensen for a preview..
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Bottom on the hour, top of your news.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right on the other side of this report, time caps
over your ground Hall Day, hang on one line. This
(00:43):
is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome to Yon Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode, Patrick
and Sister Mary. As our story opens, Gerald Spanky O'Toole
is just opening up the Harry the Dog Pub in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
A cop of the morning to us, Mike, Hey, howdy there, Patrick?
How long did doctor say you had to wear them
shoes here?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Now? I lock my shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You leave the match embraces at home? Did you last
time I seen a pair of legs like that? There
was a message to you to one of us.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Wow, why you gotta be so mean?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
True dirt? Don't it so?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You pouring yet?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you're paying, I'm pour.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It fair enough. Sure's a beautiful more.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And it is, And don't spoil it by trying to
make smart talk with me.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
All right, chuckles Now that I don't enjoy your company,
But would you mind I took me drink outside and
sipped it in the sunshine on that bench out front.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You would be sneaking out with me glass wear, would you.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
I'd take something a bit nicer than this jelly jar
looking than make may turn to petty thievery look, I'm
just gonna be right outside the door here.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Why don't you go pick a blutch at the pizza
ruby nose in it proper?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right? Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Don't be trying to make conversations with people as they
walk by.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm trying to attract business.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
That's a pressing remind you wouldn't sneak off with me glassware?
Would you? Don't flatter yourself, your big dumb buzz killer.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh I heard that?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Don't say, Hey, you're talking to yourself? Are you there? Sonny?
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Morning there you holiness.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Seister is fine, son I'm just a nun. I ain't
a poop.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Oh I'm talking your pardon? Beautiful day, ain't it?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
And how would you know? Just look at yourself, not
even ten o'clock in the morning. Here you are numbing
your senses with the demon rum. Tain't ram, it's whiskey,
I it's the Devil's data rade, and it'll be the
death of you one day.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Could y'all keep it down out there?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's like the un.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Here now, sister, don't the church turn a kindly.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Your No, I can't understand the word you're.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I said here now, I thought that's what you said.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Don't the church turn a kindly eye on the occasional
nip never saw?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
But I don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Lad.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
The sooner you pull yourself away from whiskey, the better.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But have you ever tried it yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Certainly not?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Well? Now, ain't that kind of like writing a bad
review when you ain't even seen the play?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
What in the world are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Question?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Well, it seems to me that even if you continue
to be opposed to drinking whiskey, you'll have a more
convincing argument if you actually had some experience with it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Come on in now, buy ye a glass.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
You're out of your mind. I ain't setting footing inside
the Dennevin. I don't know. I think I want to
say iniquity.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh, then have yourself a pull off mine. I ain't
got nothing contagious.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Ay, and you'd love that, wouldn't you?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Me?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Standing here in my nun's habit, Sharon SIPs with a
stranger like I was one of them little chippies over
there on Hanover Street.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You're not giving me a whole lot to work with here, sister.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
All right, supposing you wants to get the bartender to
pour me a little taste of that whiskey into a teacup.
That way, if anyone wants to come by, they think
I was just sharing a cup of Earl Gray with
an acquaintance.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Fair enough, but don't move all right, I'll be right back. Yes,
this could be a mighty interesting morning. Hey's panky, I'll
take a refail. Could you pour another small one into
a tea cup for me?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh? Is that no one hanging around out there? Again?
Speaker 10 (05:08):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyn Billy's International Players record.
Later here again, Next time we'll hear the crusty old
mother Superior.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold it down.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
You here all day, Shaun Boy and Dilly.
Speaker 11 (05:33):
Working to make the world just a little SMARTERO.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Morning radio, done right, Good morning, there's a big show
(06:09):
on the radio. He's had some time off, and he
promised me he's been working hard on new material. So
please welcome America's lovable loser. Joke nerd, what's.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Up, lady thin jerk?
Speaker 12 (06:22):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (06:23):
What what America's lovable loser?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What the hell brother.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
If I'm trying to help you by giving you a nickname,
you know, like they call Don Rickles mister warmth, and
they call George Goebel lonesome George.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, this is perfect for you. I think it's stink.
I won't We'll try this one here.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He is folks, America's unlikable idiot, joke nerd lovable Luther.
Speaker 13 (06:51):
It is, Hey, folk, I'm gonna go ahead and get started.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato? Off
to a good start.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Here's a good one.
Speaker 13 (07:07):
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom
because the pea is silent?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
God, you're laughing.
Speaker 13 (07:15):
You don't know why you're laughing because you think you should.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You don't know.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
The pterodactyl starts with pea like theodactic put paradigm saying Allen.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sure he has Hey.
Speaker 13 (07:27):
A friend of mine asked me where my sister went hunting.
I said Alaska. He said, never mind Alaska myself. What
did the fishermen say to the magician?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Pick a cod? Any cod?
Speaker 13 (07:39):
See tater CON's a fish?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
God pig your god?
Speaker 13 (07:46):
Once you say that. For a little closer to the
end of the show. Hey, what do you call a
spider with ten eyes?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yea, yea, yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:57):
Oh eyes. You don't have to explain it to me, right, Hey,
here's one. My friend said, what starts with F and
ends with K? I said, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What there's a word jokes like what starts with This
is why she's so good at wordy words.
Speaker 13 (08:20):
You know what, I sympathize with batteries. I'm not included
in anything either.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
With the words.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
I got a buddy that has twin daughters. One is
named Kate, the other is duplicate. Now you're just laughing
to be plat Big Hill Billy Jack asked, some people
pick their nose.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
I was born with mine.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
AnyWho.
Speaker 13 (08:51):
I got a birthday card last week and when I
opened it up, rice fell out. It was from Uncle Ben.
That's what I looking up, goes in the save file.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hey, why was the pig covered in ink? Because it
lived in a pan?
Speaker 13 (09:09):
I felt that all the way over here, Miss Covid,
did you know ten plus ten and eleven plus eleven
are the same thing? Ten plus ten is twenty and
eleven plus eleven is twenty two?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You get right? The dumb one got.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
Hey, dump punk broke into my house and stole all
my fruit.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm peachless.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
My wife sent me Stay awake, Randy. It gets better.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
My wife sent me to the store to get six
cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized i'd
picked seven up. I will whip your ass from obile. Hey,
you're American when you go in the bathroom, You're American
when you come out. But what are you when you're
in there?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
European?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So this is a well I told everybody you were
working hard, but it seems like you're hardly working.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
What you talking about, John Boy?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I could have sworn I heard all these jokes on
the internet.
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Well, now I know you're lying the closest you get
to the computers when you're walking past me.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, Randy heard them all on the internet. Damn right.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Oh well, i'd have brought some cheese with me if
I know there's gonna be a rat here.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Squeak, squeak, Randy.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Nobody likes to plagiarizer.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
Eighty one million people supposedly voted for one.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, there's always the next time.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
There's the next time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Not always, But you said, ladies and gentlemen, this has
been asker a nerd the lovable loser joke.
Speaker 13 (10:50):
Nerd America's lovable loser. I'll see myself out. You'll have
a word with you in the halltailor.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
(11:28):
horse is heading? Or these two horses?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Ask good morning's affection on the radio?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm had.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Tom Sorison joins us. In minutes, we'll review the conference
championships and how we are getting to the super Bowl
next weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What time did on a spickst It ain't for that
right now?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Hoarding the boys whatever Friday Morning song, Ladies and gentlemen,
The Junior.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Nation Man presents a more or less.
Speaker 15 (12:35):
True story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary Nature
Boy himself, mister Ric Flair. It goes exactly like that
Bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
We just followed a butler, this one for them slick girls.
Then pick the girls. They white as hell, styling, profiling
way outside the city. Got camo from bass pro. Gonna
kiss myself pretty too, hog. Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Too hot?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
You know I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Say my name?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
You know who I am? Too hot and I'm slapping
out of money. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
leave me hold a dollar. Y'all, give a little holler,
because trailer park funk gonna give it to you. Trailer
park falk gonna give it to you. Trailor park funk
gonna give you Jill Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 16 (13:32):
Call the neighborhood who.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (13:49):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed check.
We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Alabama.
Bring that little waitress she's a bad man.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
It's designated driver time. Too hardcast drunken driving. There is
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle House
too hard. My head's kind of spinning. Man, Lend me
hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler coss. Trailer park falk gonna give
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it to you. Trailer park funk, gonna give it to you.
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you. Saturday night,
and we about to fight.
Speaker 16 (14:47):
Call the neighborhood walk.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Call the neighborhood watch.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Call the neighborhood was.
Speaker 16 (15:08):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey hey, hey,
hey woo.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Call the neighborhood was.
Speaker 16 (15:33):
Call the neighborhood call the neighborhood walk.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
You know, Rick, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
All right away.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here is the man our Friday morning quarterback Tom Sorenson.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Good morning, Tom, yahn boy.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
How are you man?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
We are good?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Missed you last week, but he did real fine on
your pick. I'ms but dog gone it. Buffalo didn't make it.
I know that was one of your Super Bowl picks.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Now Buffalo, And yeah, I had San Francisco beating Buffalo
before the season and Buffalo went down. And then last
week I had, you know, my lock with San Francisco
and you thought in the first half no chance, and
then with a minute to go, they're up by ten
and I'm thinking yes. And then Detroit just hey, I
(16:52):
think we'll score and for down and say, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But your lock with San Francisco by seven, like you said,
U about ten with a minute to play, you just
gain't down.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But look at the season your locks fifteen, sixteen and one,
so at about even there. But got the Super Bowl
to go. Mind our listeners, you will be picking the
Super Bowl next Friday, not today. Let's uh, let's look
back at last week on the conference championships.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Tom Boy, those were first. The ratings were just incredible.
It was the highest rated AFC championship Baltimore in case.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know why don't you?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
Well, there was a certain.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Singer, but San Francisco and Detroit had even higher ratings
while they had was M and M.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is that the truth that they have high ratings.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
In the AFC game, they did way up.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I mean, people are just tuning in, and I tell you,
I'd really like both games.
Speaker 12 (17:58):
I thought that my homes.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Let's just face it, man, when it's a big game,
there is nobody better. And Lamar Jackson might have the
quarterback for Baltimore might have been MVP this season, but
he was mediocre. And Baltimore, you could just see them
come undone. It's like they had a meeting before the
game and they said, all right, let's have a contest
to see who can lose their composure the most. And
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it was a twenty two way tie, hitting late, getting
caught taunting. They just took themselves out of it. Casey
won by a touchdown and they will represent the AFC.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
And then the other one.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Boy Detroit came out and you and I are both
fans of Dan Campbell, the Detroit head coach, and they
came up. They're up seventeen and a half. They're smoking.
But San Francisco was the opposite of Baltimore. They were
poised and they came back. And there were two instances
where Dan Campbell could have kicked a field goal and
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they have a mediocre kicker, and both times she went
for a first down instead of both times he failed,
and he's getting fried. But I think it's unfair because
all season long when he hid the stuff, it was like,
he's so cool, he's so brave, and he invests those
guys with this personality. He says, Look, he says, other
teams do it. This is not how we do it.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
We're the Lions.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
We've never been successful and just just believe in me.
And they did and it didn't work in this game.
But I think he's one of the best coaches in
the game, and I think it's gonna be a heck
of a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Might be set up pretty good for for next year.
But as far as Detroit goes with Dan, so I
talk about the Super Bowl so some people say they
will not watch the super Bowl because the outcome is predetermined.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
It's just people wake up and somebody's out to get him.
Their boss, the opposite sex, the same sex, who knows,
but somebody's out to get him, the officials, the media,
and it's just too valuable a property to risk. I mean,
they make some mistakes how to have full time roughs,
(20:08):
and the average rough now part time makes about two
hundred grand a year, and what they ought to do
is triple that and make them make them work full
time and just study. And they're still going to make mistakes.
Even Mahomes makes mistakes. But the outcome is not predetermined.
And a lot of people think it's because of Taylor
(20:30):
Swift that the NFL wants Taylor to win because apparently Marcy,
she's rather popular.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
She might have a fan or two.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I think.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
Is get out there to play man.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, so you just talking about no non player has
ever attracted the attention that Taylor Swift has at football games.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Now it's and all these stories, well, she's you know,
she's worked for the CIA, she works for the sanitation department,
she works for.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The Democrat.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
They are trying to get her to indoors Biden for president.
They hang their whole election on Taylor's will. That's a
great player.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh she will, I mean I think she will.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
It's not it's it's it's like take your girlfriend to
work day.
Speaker 12 (21:21):
And that's what Kelsey's doing.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Man. She is not on camera as much as we think,
but you know what she does. She just stands there
and it is tall and lean and pretty, and the
camera finds her and it's just I'm.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Not watching for her.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
I'm not watching for him, and I'm watching the football.
And but the thing is, when guys did it. Remember
you'd watch a Laker game and there'd be Jack Nicholson.
Watch a Texas game and they'd be Matthew McConaughey. Watch
Toronto game and there'd be Drake and.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Panthers game and there'd be you.
Speaker 12 (21:56):
Now, for a while it was Rick Clair.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, Claire.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
Apparently there were some legal entanglements after which she didn't
hear the word whoo.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Well.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I mean they had to get those great seats, and
the same thing with her. She's up in the suite,
so it's easy to easy to find them and easy
to get them on you know, in the shot.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, and plus you know, not everybody's girlfriend can buy
seventy thousand dollars worth of champagne for the celebrate after
the after you get off work.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Yeah, if I get a twelve pack.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
If it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Something like I can't remember, but there's something like Kelsey
and the Chiefs are like eight and one or something
or something when she's there. All the games they added
up that she's been there, they've only lost one in one.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, that's all but one. You know what's surprising somebody
took time to do that, you know, because who cares?
Oh everybody, Randy, wake up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I mean, guess I'm talking to you about football now,
I'm saying, Taylor swift Man, wake up.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
People care like you guys are amazing.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Imagine how she feels. She's like, I'm just going to
the game. You guys make it a big deal about it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well, you showed me pictures of her bracelets and everything
that the jewelrsh stores are selling out when they what
she's wearing about her and Kelsey and and by the way, Tom,
when this thing first happened, said, you know how celebrity
couples they always like name them, nickname.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Them, meld their names together.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, So my idea was for them was TN T,
you know, like.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Travis and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So Travis gave her what was it, a custom bangle
or bracelet?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Custom bracelet? Yeah, they called a friendship bracelet.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Huh And it spelled out T N T and diamonds.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yes on beads T T.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Well, I think somebody with some money all time.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
I think somebody is into social media, and I think
somebody recognizes celebrity.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
And his name is John Boleyn.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Ever since we got that smartphone, he's a closet tweeter.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, well, we know Kansas City and San Francisco will
be playing in the Super Bowl. It should be a
good one, an I'm man Tom will pick the winner
next Friday, right here, right quick, Tom. Our home team,
Carolina Panthers got a coach and a GM.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Now, yeah, they promoted Dan Morgan, who is just a
great guy guy I know pretty well from assistant GM
to GM. And they hired a guy, forty two year
old guy and David Canalis Dave canallies and he was
only with Tampa.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Bay for one year.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
It was with Seattle before that, and he has had
really good luck working with mediocre quarterbacks, and uh, you know,
people want you and are both fans of Mike Vrabel,
the former Tennessee coach. But I think if you can
recognize the next really good coach, if you see those
(24:59):
qualities and somebody and you trust your instincts, do it.
And I think it was a good move by the
Panthers if the owner for the first time since buying
the team can.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Get out the way.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There you go, buddy, all right, we'll keep an eye
on that good stuff. Tom Will. Let's enjoy it. Well,
this is the first one.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
How long has it been since we hadn't had an
NFL game on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
I think it's been one hundred and fifty days since
September and September tenth.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
But what about Pro Bowl weekend? You're gonna be watching.
I don't have handsome to cuss it out. So what
do you think about Pro Bowl weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This weekend?
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Pro Bowl, it's like Pro Bowl now is like watching
your kids in a bounce house. It's just a bunch
of guys dapping around for the old parent reasons. And
I'm I don't care if Mary and my girlfriend watches it.
I'd rather watch Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
We're all working out there. You have a great weekend.
Tom will get up next week.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Buddy, right, thanks, the guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Thank you, Buddy, you too, Aliy'll well, let's play our
wordy word game while we got our competitive juices flowing.
One ain't other Big show you told free line, will
team up play next.
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Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
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Speaker 1 (26:51):
Right now, let's play. I went to everybody's head about
the bed. Play the wordy word and a wordy word.
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
We got Jimmy from Winchester, Virginia, coome oner Jimmy Man.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
They went out with the bad man. Morning morning, Hey Boddy,
welcome man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
To get a little quicker on your response, a well,
to practice a little bit yes, okay, times event, we'll
go over that, all right. So Richie is from Indian Trail,
North Carolina, and he's on the line. Good morning, Good morning, buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, y'all, Richie, good.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Doing, good man. That's Jimmy. I'm up in Virginia and Jimmy.
That's Richie over here down the road from us. Huh, so,
don't know where you are, Jimmy. You're on team John Boy,
Richie on team Tayter. All right, Jame, So, y'all relax
and I'm gonna give you something to shoot out here.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Me and Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
All right, we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Hi, Jimmy,
you ready, alrighty, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Okay, like we said, we've got thirty seconds. You get
as many as we can start. It's on the tail
the hounds, would you mind?
Speaker 17 (27:59):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Okay, starting the clock. Now, what's the opposite of a frown? Yeah? Yeah, okay?
What's the number after two? Yes?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The rhymes where they grow in the forest an oak? Yes,
rhymes with it. You unlock a door with a you
put it in the lock? Yes? Oh my god? All right,
a minie? What you drive it? No?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
No?
Speaker 18 (28:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, so bike obviously somebody who's had a d u I.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, luckily we had some easy ones with Jimmy being
on the uptake there free all right, jim A good
work of four on the board. All right, So well,
let's see what Richie and Tayler can do. So they're
round one, Reggie, are you ready?
Speaker 17 (29:10):
I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Moms will drive a mini man. Yes, you go to
the barber and get your hair.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
A dog that's made up of all different breeds. He's
at yep, rise with it. Another name for your stomach.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's got a beer no, rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Rhymes with the other one.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh, he got a beer gut, yes, sir, rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
She's got a big behind, a big big butt.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, I cannot lie. Alrighty, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Good.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But on the board, so Richie.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It takes the lead by one, all right, Jimmy, this
is where we pick it up, buddy. All right, all right, okay,
we're gonna do it, all right. I don't like that one,
I know, oh man, oh right. I always think when
I see this word about that the catering. Yeah, but
they used to bring us breakfast. But nobody knows that.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Uh so then use that. Okay, all right, Well, let's
just hear what we can do. Come on, Jimmy, leaning
on you, buddy. Start the clock now. There was a
song by Reba McIntyre blank, don't take your love to town.
But it's not Ruby. It was it's like, oh, blank,
don't let me down. The daddy. She's real Purty, she's
(30:35):
not Plaine, she's what she's real. Blank blank, don't let
me down. You don't know that song?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, a word, that's it's uh the plane opposudden a plane?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh a blank boy? Oh look at him, he's a
blank boy.
Speaker 12 (31:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know I was laying in bed thanking last night.
Sometimes I just need to give these words away. I
need to change my strategy.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, no, you don't. You don't want me to do it,
all right, so zero Superman turned the earth around. You
don't want to do that. Man, Renchie already won this
game under one around there taining regulations as the first
for you, Jimmy, Jimmy, the word Renchie, do you have
(31:29):
any idea what that word is?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, The song is hell I fancy, don't let me down?
Fancy yeah, fancy, Oh you get.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And the catering is plane or fancy catering that we
always say, right, And I still had to go to plane.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I couldn't get that out of my head.
Speaker 17 (31:56):
No questions, no questions are harder than trying to convict Biden.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Or something, Jimmy, you can try again anytime, Buddy. We
appreciate you listening and playing with us. Up win yester, buddy.
Speaker 12 (32:11):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You go ahead.
Speaker 17 (32:14):
I want to give a shout out to all the
guys I work with the wil construction and my wife's freezer.
Thank you all, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh right, good good world man. Hoin't you got your
your wife work in construction with you? All right? Rachie
out in the entrail. Good work, buddy, will send you
the big old smith and what wasn't prize? Pack you away?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 17 (32:34):
Can I get a shout out you?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Please?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Do?
Speaker 17 (32:36):
Can I get a shout out to I'm a co
workers caliber clusion and whack sol.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
There you go, buck? Can I give a shout ou
just real quick? Oh? It's whether it's steak or shrimp,
chicken or tighters.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Would love to be your titers.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
There you go. Oh that was a plain defensive all right.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
I'm the first time calling too, John boys.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Good work out, Richie. I'll be driving by your workplace
when I'm head out to the farm, my boy.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Funny thing free over there, yo, eat.
Speaker 17 (33:09):
Breath no it's pleased for me. So I don't know.
I'm pretty mad right now, ton, boys, I mean I'm
pretty mad at right now. You know how mad I am.
Huh huh, I'm madder than a midge with the yo.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yo, you're confused.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Reggie works out with some material man. All right, for that,
you buy my lunch. Good morning, got the big show
on the radio? Requested bit time for this Friday morning? Well,
Harry Stevens from Dallas says, Happy Friday guys today.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Can we hear a Gary Busey? Sure? Can Harry coming
up next? Good morning? It's big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And for the last requested bit of this work quick
that All that goes to Harry Stevens out of Dallas,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
He gonna hur hey, getting naked when you get bad duds?
Come on, getting naked? When do you get bad news?
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Put on a smile and shook your guns and dance
around like gil her fuck, get naked?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
When do you get bad dudes?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I was at the bank.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
I had a big old girl. I thought I might
give her a world with the only two in the
whole dang place. Tears were running down her face, she
said her lol that ben tonight that she started smiling
while she cried, stripped off her clothes, but before she fled.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'll never forget those words, she said.
Speaker 18 (35:02):
Get naked in when you get bad news, Come on,
get naked a when you get bad news.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It helps to live or rate your soul when the
whole wide.
Speaker 18 (35:14):
World sees your corn hole getting naked when you get
bad news. That's right, friends and neighbors. Old brother busy
got the cure for what ails. You don't waste time
on't worry set around beating yourself up for all the
stupid mistakes you made in life.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's too late for that.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Now it's time to do something positive for yourself. Just
smart enough and do what I do.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I get naked. I when you get bad news, come on,
get naked.
Speaker 18 (35:45):
I went to you get bad news, don't do no goodness,
send and pile, kick up your heels and the women out.
Get naked away you get bad news. I was going
to the liquor store on walk read guys or maybe four.
One of the dudes had a big old gun, and
I was too damn old and turn and run.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I took that big girl's words to the heart. I
don't what to do when the trouble starts should have
seen their eyes bug eyed. And when I stripped bare
of ass, I began to shout, get naked when you
get the bad news. Come on, get naked where you
get bad news. Don't worry about your sorry, because.
Speaker 18 (36:25):
Just give the whole damn world a bet. Get naked
where you get bad news.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
a few more minutes. WEPF, y'all gonna have a great weekend.
We'll kick it off my girl Taylor with a Saturday
morning big show are coming in all over the John
Boynbilla Radio Network.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
Great, I called him back.
Speaker 19 (37:26):
You see what.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Early on Saturday morning, listen, my girl Taylor hosts the
big shows. Good stuff, Marvell, Thanks you come along with
me before we go.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How about that featured track from the Big Show, Big Box.
Speaker 18 (37:42):
Hit it.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
Now.
Speaker 19 (37:56):
When he was a young man, he always thought he'd
be sitting on a throne up in Washington, d C.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
Holy.
Speaker 5 (38:09):
His hands are small and clammy boarded in.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
New York City, hair like Conway twity.
Speaker 9 (38:19):
Now people love to listen to his speeches. He calls folks,
losers and lion sons of beaches. Things that he's done,
rickles rude. Trump likes bragging about his pickle boarded in New.
Speaker 1 (38:35):
York City hair like Conway Twity Kaden Trumple.
Speaker 18 (38:43):
Trouble.
Speaker 5 (38:44):
He says he's smart as hell.
Speaker 19 (38:46):
Trumble he danced on his in hell Trump bid common sense,
mere well trouble trumping his foods ain't got no smell,
got more ex wives this Sinatra.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
Trumble trouble from from from from.
Speaker 5 (39:08):
From swimming pool, from.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
From from from from from the star, from from from from.
Speaker 5 (39:20):
From and his hair is perfect eating coming.
Speaker 9 (39:29):
Now on.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
You think my head is up my rump.
Speaker 5 (39:33):
I know he's probably crazy, but I'm voting Bucking Trump.
Speaker 11 (39:37):
Trump.
Speaker 19 (39:38):
His momentum just ain't stopping it from even when he's
flipping flopping.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Board in New York City Hairlin Conway Twitty. He was
born in New York City and his hands are ety
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Bottom on the hour, top of your news.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Right on the other side of this report, time caps
over your ground Hall Day, hang on one line. This
(00:43):
is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Welcome to Yon Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode, Patrick
and Sister Mary. As our story opens, Gerald Spanky O'Toole
is just opening up the Harry the Dog Pub in Dublin, Ireland.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
A cop of the morning to us, Mike, Hey, howdy there, Patrick?
How long did doctor say you had to wear them
shoes here?
Speaker 5 (01:21):
Now? I lock my shoes.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
You leave the match embraces at home? Did you last
time I seen a pair of legs like that? There
was a message to you to one of us.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Wow, why you gotta be so mean?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
True dirt? Don't it so?
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You pouring yet?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
If you're paying, I'm pour.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It fair enough. Sure's a beautiful more.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
And it is, And don't spoil it by trying to
make smart talk with me.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
All right, chuckles Now that I don't enjoy your company,
But would you mind I took me drink outside and
sipped it in the sunshine on that bench out front.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
You would be sneaking out with me glass wear, would you.
Speaker 6 (01:53):
I'd take something a bit nicer than this jelly jar
looking than make may turn to petty thievery look, I'm
just gonna be right outside the door here.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Why don't you go pick a blutch at the pizza
ruby nose in it proper?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
All right? Go ahead.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Don't be trying to make conversations with people as they
walk by.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm trying to attract business.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
That's a pressing remind you wouldn't sneak off with me glassware?
Would you? Don't flatter yourself, your big dumb buzz killer.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Oh I heard that?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
Don't say, Hey, you're talking to yourself? Are you there? Sonny?
Speaker 8 (02:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Morning there you holiness.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Seister is fine, son I'm just a nun. I ain't
a poop.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Oh I'm talking your pardon? Beautiful day, ain't it?
Speaker 7 (02:42):
And how would you know? Just look at yourself, not
even ten o'clock in the morning. Here you are numbing
your senses with the demon rum. Tain't ram, it's whiskey,
I it's the Devil's data rade, and it'll be the
death of you one day.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
Could y'all keep it down out there?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's like the un.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
Here now, sister, don't the church turn a kindly.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Your No, I can't understand the word you're.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
I said here now, I thought that's what you said.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Don't the church turn a kindly eye on the occasional
nip never saw?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
But I don't trust me.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Lad.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
The sooner you pull yourself away from whiskey, the better.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
But have you ever tried it yourself?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Certainly not?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
Well? Now, ain't that kind of like writing a bad
review when you ain't even seen the play?
Speaker 7 (03:39):
What in the world are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Question?
Speaker 6 (03:43):
Well, it seems to me that even if you continue
to be opposed to drinking whiskey, you'll have a more
convincing argument if you actually had some experience with it.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Come on in now, buy ye a glass.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
You're out of your mind. I ain't setting footing inside
the Dennevin. I don't know. I think I want to
say iniquity.
Speaker 6 (04:08):
Oh, then have yourself a pull off mine. I ain't
got nothing contagious.
Speaker 7 (04:14):
Ay, and you'd love that, wouldn't you?
Speaker 9 (04:16):
Me?
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Standing here in my nun's habit, Sharon SIPs with a
stranger like I was one of them little chippies over
there on Hanover Street.
Speaker 5 (04:23):
You're not giving me a whole lot to work with here, sister.
Speaker 7 (04:31):
All right, supposing you wants to get the bartender to
pour me a little taste of that whiskey into a teacup.
That way, if anyone wants to come by, they think
I was just sharing a cup of Earl Gray with
an acquaintance.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Fair enough, but don't move all right, I'll be right back. Yes,
this could be a mighty interesting morning. Hey's panky, I'll
take a refail. Could you pour another small one into
a tea cup for me?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh? Is that no one hanging around out there? Again?
Speaker 10 (05:08):
We hope you've enjoyed John boyn Billy's International Players record.
Later here again, Next time we'll hear the crusty old
mother Superior.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Say, hey, big man, let me hold it down.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
You here all day, Shaun Boy and Dilly.
Speaker 11 (05:33):
Working to make the world just a little SMARTERO.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Morning radio, done right, Good morning, there's a big show
(06:09):
on the radio. He's had some time off, and he
promised me he's been working hard on new material. So
please welcome America's lovable loser. Joke nerd, what's.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Up, lady thin jerk?
Speaker 12 (06:22):
Wait?
Speaker 13 (06:23):
What what America's lovable loser?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
What the hell brother.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
If I'm trying to help you by giving you a nickname,
you know, like they call Don Rickles mister warmth, and
they call George Goebel lonesome George.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, this is perfect for you. I think it's stink.
I won't We'll try this one here.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
He is folks, America's unlikable idiot, joke nerd lovable Luther.
Speaker 13 (06:51):
It is, Hey, folk, I'm gonna go ahead and get started.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato? Off
to a good start.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
Here's a good one.
Speaker 13 (07:07):
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom
because the pea is silent?
Speaker 1 (07:12):
God, you're laughing.
Speaker 13 (07:15):
You don't know why you're laughing because you think you should.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You don't know.
Speaker 13 (07:19):
The pterodactyl starts with pea like theodactic put paradigm saying Allen.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Sure he has Hey.
Speaker 13 (07:27):
A friend of mine asked me where my sister went hunting.
I said Alaska. He said, never mind Alaska myself. What
did the fishermen say to the magician?
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Pick a cod? Any cod?
Speaker 13 (07:39):
See tater CON's a fish?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
God pig your god?
Speaker 13 (07:46):
Once you say that. For a little closer to the
end of the show. Hey, what do you call a
spider with ten eyes?
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yea, yea, yeah.
Speaker 13 (07:57):
Oh eyes. You don't have to explain it to me, right, Hey,
here's one. My friend said, what starts with F and
ends with K? I said, no, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
What there's a word jokes like what starts with This
is why she's so good at wordy words.
Speaker 13 (08:20):
You know what, I sympathize with batteries. I'm not included
in anything either.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
With the words.
Speaker 13 (08:29):
I got a buddy that has twin daughters. One is
named Kate, the other is duplicate. Now you're just laughing
to be plat Big Hill Billy Jack asked, some people
pick their nose.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
I was born with mine.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
AnyWho.
Speaker 13 (08:51):
I got a birthday card last week and when I
opened it up, rice fell out. It was from Uncle Ben.
That's what I looking up, goes in the save file.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Hey, why was the pig covered in ink? Because it
lived in a pan?
Speaker 13 (09:09):
I felt that all the way over here, Miss Covid,
did you know ten plus ten and eleven plus eleven
are the same thing? Ten plus ten is twenty and
eleven plus eleven is twenty two?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
You get right? The dumb one got.
Speaker 13 (09:29):
Hey, dump punk broke into my house and stole all
my fruit.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
I'm peachless.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
My wife sent me Stay awake, Randy. It gets better.
Speaker 13 (09:40):
My wife sent me to the store to get six
cans of sprite. When I got home, I realized i'd
picked seven up. I will whip your ass from obile. Hey,
you're American when you go in the bathroom, You're American
when you come out. But what are you when you're
in there?
Speaker 5 (10:00):
European?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So this is a well I told everybody you were
working hard, but it seems like you're hardly working.
Speaker 5 (10:14):
What you talking about, John Boy?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I could have sworn I heard all these jokes on
the internet.
Speaker 13 (10:19):
Well, now I know you're lying the closest you get
to the computers when you're walking past me.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
All right, Randy heard them all on the internet. Damn right.
Speaker 13 (10:27):
Oh well, i'd have brought some cheese with me if
I know there's gonna be a rat here.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Squeak, squeak, Randy.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Nobody likes to plagiarizer.
Speaker 12 (10:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 13 (10:38):
Eighty one million people supposedly voted for one.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
Well, there's always the next time.
Speaker 5 (10:43):
There's the next time.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Not always, But you said, ladies and gentlemen, this has
been asker a nerd the lovable loser joke.
Speaker 13 (10:50):
Nerd America's lovable loser. I'll see myself out. You'll have
a word with you in the halltailor.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good morning, and you got the Big Show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news wedther in sports.
Speaker 14 (11:06):
You come on me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
I shall grant your requests. Someday I may ask a
favor of you, maybe a haircut. Maybe I'll ask you
to lay down your life for me. Maybe I'll just
ask you to listen to John Boy and Billy on
the Big Show. Would you rather wake up where the
(11:28):
horse is heading? Or these two horses?
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Ask good morning's affection on the radio?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm had.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Tom Sorison joins us. In minutes, we'll review the conference
championships and how we are getting to the super Bowl
next weekend.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
What time did on a spickst It ain't for that
right now?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Hoarding the boys whatever Friday Morning song, Ladies and gentlemen,
The Junior.
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Nation Man presents a more or less.
Speaker 15 (12:35):
True story feature in Carl Cook and the legendary Nature
Boy himself, mister Ric Flair. It goes exactly like that
Bud Wiser's ice coat.
Speaker 8 (12:46):
We just followed a butler, this one for them slick girls.
Then pick the girls. They white as hell, styling, profiling
way outside the city. Got camo from bass pro. Gonna
kiss myself pretty too, hog. Call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Too hot?
Speaker 8 (13:07):
You know I ain't no amateurs too hot?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Say my name?
Speaker 8 (13:12):
You know who I am? Too hot and I'm slapping
out of money. Man, Lend me hold a dollar, man,
leave me hold a dollar. Y'all, give a little holler,
because trailer park funk gonna give it to you. Trailer
park falk gonna give it to you. Trailor park funk
gonna give you Jill Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 16 (13:32):
Call the neighborhood who.
Speaker 8 (13:40):
Call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 16 (13:49):
Call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey, hey, hey, hey, wait, hold.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
On, anybody seen my cell phone? Nature Boy signed check.
We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Alabama.
Bring that little waitress she's a bad man.
Speaker 12 (14:15):
Jam too hard.
Speaker 8 (14:18):
It's designated driver time. Too hardcast drunken driving. There is
a crime too hot. I might need some waffle House
too hard. My head's kind of spinning. Man, Lend me
hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar. Y'all,
give a little holler coss. Trailer park falk gonna give
(14:40):
it to you. Trailer park funk, gonna give it to you.
Trailer park falk gonna give it to you. Saturday night,
and we about to fight.
Speaker 16 (14:47):
Call the neighborhood walk.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Call the neighborhood watch.
Speaker 16 (15:02):
Who call the neighborhood wash.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Call the neighborhood was.
Speaker 16 (15:08):
Call the neighborhood wash, Call the neighborhood wash. Hey hey, hey,
hey woo.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Call the neighborhood was.
Speaker 16 (15:33):
Call the neighborhood call the neighborhood walk.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
You know, Rick, I love you your death, but you
can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
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Speaker 1 (16:09):
All right away.
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Here is the man our Friday morning quarterback Tom Sorenson.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Good morning, Tom, yahn boy.
Speaker 12 (16:16):
How are you man?
Speaker 1 (16:17):
We are good?
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Missed you last week, but he did real fine on
your pick. I'ms but dog gone it. Buffalo didn't make it.
I know that was one of your Super Bowl picks.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
Now Buffalo, And yeah, I had San Francisco beating Buffalo
before the season and Buffalo went down. And then last
week I had, you know, my lock with San Francisco
and you thought in the first half no chance, and
then with a minute to go, they're up by ten
and I'm thinking yes. And then Detroit just hey, I
(16:52):
think we'll score and for down and say, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
But your lock with San Francisco by seven, like you said,
U about ten with a minute to play, you just
gain't down.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
What's gonna happen?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
But look at the season your locks fifteen, sixteen and one,
so at about even there. But got the Super Bowl
to go. Mind our listeners, you will be picking the
Super Bowl next Friday, not today. Let's uh, let's look
back at last week on the conference championships.
Speaker 11 (17:20):
Tom Boy, those were first. The ratings were just incredible.
It was the highest rated AFC championship Baltimore in case.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
You know why don't you?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
Well, there was a certain.
Speaker 11 (17:36):
Singer, but San Francisco and Detroit had even higher ratings
while they had was M and M.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Is that the truth that they have high ratings.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
In the AFC game, they did way up.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I mean, people are just tuning in, and I tell you,
I'd really like both games.
Speaker 12 (17:58):
I thought that my homes.
Speaker 11 (18:01):
Let's just face it, man, when it's a big game,
there is nobody better. And Lamar Jackson might have the
quarterback for Baltimore might have been MVP this season, but
he was mediocre. And Baltimore, you could just see them
come undone. It's like they had a meeting before the
game and they said, all right, let's have a contest
to see who can lose their composure the most. And
(18:23):
it was a twenty two way tie, hitting late, getting
caught taunting. They just took themselves out of it. Casey
won by a touchdown and they will represent the AFC.
Speaker 12 (18:36):
And then the other one.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Boy Detroit came out and you and I are both
fans of Dan Campbell, the Detroit head coach, and they
came up. They're up seventeen and a half. They're smoking.
But San Francisco was the opposite of Baltimore. They were
poised and they came back. And there were two instances
where Dan Campbell could have kicked a field goal and
(18:57):
they have a mediocre kicker, and both times she went
for a first down instead of both times he failed,
and he's getting fried. But I think it's unfair because
all season long when he hid the stuff, it was like,
he's so cool, he's so brave, and he invests those
guys with this personality. He says, Look, he says, other
teams do it. This is not how we do it.
Speaker 12 (19:17):
We're the Lions.
Speaker 11 (19:19):
We've never been successful and just just believe in me.
And they did and it didn't work in this game.
But I think he's one of the best coaches in
the game, and I think it's gonna be a heck
of a Super Bowl.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Might be set up pretty good for for next year.
But as far as Detroit goes with Dan, so I
talk about the Super Bowl so some people say they
will not watch the super Bowl because the outcome is predetermined.
Speaker 11 (19:46):
It's just people wake up and somebody's out to get him.
Their boss, the opposite sex, the same sex, who knows,
but somebody's out to get him, the officials, the media,
and it's just too valuable a property to risk. I mean,
they make some mistakes how to have full time roughs,
(20:08):
and the average rough now part time makes about two
hundred grand a year, and what they ought to do
is triple that and make them make them work full
time and just study. And they're still going to make mistakes.
Even Mahomes makes mistakes. But the outcome is not predetermined.
And a lot of people think it's because of Taylor
(20:30):
Swift that the NFL wants Taylor to win because apparently Marcy,
she's rather popular.
Speaker 7 (20:36):
She might have a fan or two.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
I think.
Speaker 12 (20:41):
Is get out there to play man.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Yeah, so you just talking about no non player has
ever attracted the attention that Taylor Swift has at football games.
Speaker 11 (20:50):
Now it's and all these stories, well, she's you know,
she's worked for the CIA, she works for the sanitation department,
she works for.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
The Democrat.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
They are trying to get her to indoors Biden for president.
They hang their whole election on Taylor's will. That's a
great player.
Speaker 12 (21:13):
Oh she will, I mean I think she will.
Speaker 11 (21:16):
It's not it's it's it's like take your girlfriend to
work day.
Speaker 12 (21:21):
And that's what Kelsey's doing.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Man. She is not on camera as much as we think,
but you know what she does. She just stands there
and it is tall and lean and pretty, and the
camera finds her and it's just I'm.
Speaker 12 (21:36):
Not watching for her.
Speaker 11 (21:37):
I'm not watching for him, and I'm watching the football.
And but the thing is, when guys did it. Remember
you'd watch a Laker game and there'd be Jack Nicholson.
Watch a Texas game and they'd be Matthew McConaughey. Watch
Toronto game and there'd be Drake and.
Speaker 6 (21:53):
Panthers game and there'd be you.
Speaker 12 (21:56):
Now, for a while it was Rick Clair.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah, Claire.
Speaker 11 (22:01):
Apparently there were some legal entanglements after which she didn't
hear the word whoo.
Speaker 12 (22:09):
Well.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
I mean they had to get those great seats, and
the same thing with her. She's up in the suite,
so it's easy to easy to find them and easy
to get them on you know, in the shot.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah, and plus you know, not everybody's girlfriend can buy
seventy thousand dollars worth of champagne for the celebrate after
the after you get off work.
Speaker 12 (22:25):
Yeah, if I get a twelve pack.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
If it is.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Something like I can't remember, but there's something like Kelsey
and the Chiefs are like eight and one or something
or something when she's there. All the games they added
up that she's been there, they've only lost one in one.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Yeah, that's all but one. You know what's surprising somebody
took time to do that, you know, because who cares?
Oh everybody, Randy, wake up.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
I mean, guess I'm talking to you about football now,
I'm saying, Taylor swift Man, wake up.
Speaker 1 (22:59):
People care like you guys are amazing.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
Imagine how she feels. She's like, I'm just going to
the game. You guys make it a big deal about it.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Well, you showed me pictures of her bracelets and everything
that the jewelrsh stores are selling out when they what
she's wearing about her and Kelsey and and by the way, Tom,
when this thing first happened, said, you know how celebrity
couples they always like name them, nickname.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
Them, meld their names together.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
Yeah, So my idea was for them was TN T,
you know, like.
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Travis and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (23:34):
So Travis gave her what was it, a custom bangle
or bracelet?
Speaker 7 (23:39):
Custom bracelet? Yeah, they called a friendship bracelet.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
Huh And it spelled out T N T and diamonds.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yes on beads T T.
Speaker 12 (23:49):
Well, I think somebody with some money all time.
Speaker 11 (23:51):
I think somebody is into social media, and I think
somebody recognizes celebrity.
Speaker 12 (23:56):
And his name is John Boleyn.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Ever since we got that smartphone, he's a closet tweeter.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Oh, well, we know Kansas City and San Francisco will
be playing in the Super Bowl. It should be a
good one, an I'm man Tom will pick the winner
next Friday, right here, right quick, Tom. Our home team,
Carolina Panthers got a coach and a GM.
Speaker 11 (24:21):
Now, yeah, they promoted Dan Morgan, who is just a
great guy guy I know pretty well from assistant GM
to GM. And they hired a guy, forty two year
old guy and David Canalis Dave canallies and he was
only with Tampa.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
Bay for one year.
Speaker 11 (24:39):
It was with Seattle before that, and he has had
really good luck working with mediocre quarterbacks, and uh, you know,
people want you and are both fans of Mike Vrabel,
the former Tennessee coach. But I think if you can
recognize the next really good coach, if you see those
(24:59):
qualities and somebody and you trust your instincts, do it.
And I think it was a good move by the
Panthers if the owner for the first time since buying
the team can.
Speaker 12 (25:09):
Get out the way.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
There you go, buddy, all right, we'll keep an eye
on that good stuff. Tom Will. Let's enjoy it. Well,
this is the first one.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
How long has it been since we hadn't had an
NFL game on the weekend.
Speaker 11 (25:22):
I think it's been one hundred and fifty days since
September and September tenth.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
But what about Pro Bowl weekend? You're gonna be watching.
I don't have handsome to cuss it out. So what
do you think about Pro Bowl weekend?
Speaker 1 (25:38):
This weekend?
Speaker 11 (25:39):
Pro Bowl, it's like Pro Bowl now is like watching
your kids in a bounce house. It's just a bunch
of guys dapping around for the old parent reasons. And
I'm I don't care if Mary and my girlfriend watches it.
I'd rather watch Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
We're all working out there. You have a great weekend.
Tom will get up next week.
Speaker 12 (26:00):
Buddy, right, thanks, the guys have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Thank you, Buddy, you too, Aliy'll well, let's play our
wordy word game while we got our competitive juices flowing.
One ain't other Big show you told free line, will
team up play next.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
It's a big show on the radio, running to your
Friday morning. Today's feature track from the Big Show, Big Box,
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Speaker 1 (26:51):
Right now, let's play. I went to everybody's head about
the bed. Play the wordy word and a wordy word.
Let's meet their contestants.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
We got Jimmy from Winchester, Virginia, coome oner Jimmy Man.
Speaker 1 (27:04):
They went out with the bad man. Morning morning, Hey Boddy,
welcome man.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
To get a little quicker on your response, a well,
to practice a little bit yes, okay, times event, we'll
go over that, all right. So Richie is from Indian Trail,
North Carolina, and he's on the line. Good morning, Good morning, buddy.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
All right, y'all, Richie, good.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Doing, good man. That's Jimmy. I'm up in Virginia and Jimmy.
That's Richie over here down the road from us. Huh, so,
don't know where you are, Jimmy. You're on team John Boy,
Richie on team Tayter. All right, Jame, So, y'all relax
and I'm gonna give you something to shoot out here.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Me and Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
All right, we'll go for the first thirty seconds. Hi, Jimmy,
you ready, alrighty, all right?
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Okay, like we said, we've got thirty seconds. You get
as many as we can start. It's on the tail
the hounds, would you mind?
Speaker 17 (27:59):
Go ahead?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Okay, starting the clock. Now, what's the opposite of a frown? Yeah? Yeah, okay?
What's the number after two? Yes?
Speaker 12 (28:15):
All right?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
The rhymes where they grow in the forest an oak? Yes,
rhymes with it. You unlock a door with a you
put it in the lock? Yes? Oh my god? All right,
a minie? What you drive it? No?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
No?
Speaker 18 (28:36):
No?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, so bike obviously somebody who's had a d u I.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, luckily we had some easy ones with Jimmy being
on the uptake there free all right, jim A good
work of four on the board. All right, So well,
let's see what Richie and Tayler can do. So they're
round one, Reggie, are you ready?
Speaker 17 (29:10):
I'm ready, okay, and go.
Speaker 7 (29:13):
Moms will drive a mini man. Yes, you go to
the barber and get your hair.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
Rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
A dog that's made up of all different breeds. He's
at yep, rise with it. Another name for your stomach.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
He's got a beer no, rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:33):
Rhymes with the other one.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh, he got a beer gut, yes, sir, rhymes with it.
Speaker 7 (29:38):
She's got a big behind, a big big butt.
Speaker 1 (29:43):
Yeah, I cannot lie. Alrighty, I'm happy about that.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
Good.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
But on the board, so Richie.
Speaker 2 (29:52):
It takes the lead by one, all right, Jimmy, this
is where we pick it up, buddy. All right, all right, okay,
we're gonna do it, all right. I don't like that one,
I know, oh man, oh right. I always think when
I see this word about that the catering. Yeah, but
they used to bring us breakfast. But nobody knows that.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Uh so then use that. Okay, all right, Well, let's
just hear what we can do. Come on, Jimmy, leaning
on you, buddy. Start the clock now. There was a
song by Reba McIntyre blank, don't take your love to town.
But it's not Ruby. It was it's like, oh, blank,
don't let me down. The daddy. She's real Purty, she's
(30:35):
not Plaine, she's what she's real. Blank blank, don't let
me down. You don't know that song?
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, a word, that's it's uh the plane opposudden a plane?
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Oh a blank boy? Oh look at him, he's a
blank boy.
Speaker 12 (31:02):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
You know I was laying in bed thanking last night.
Sometimes I just need to give these words away. I
need to change my strategy.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
No, no, you don't. You don't want me to do it,
all right, so zero Superman turned the earth around. You
don't want to do that. Man, Renchie already won this
game under one around there taining regulations as the first
for you, Jimmy, Jimmy, the word Renchie, do you have
(31:29):
any idea what that word is?
Speaker 7 (31:32):
No?
Speaker 1 (31:33):
No, The song is hell I fancy, don't let me down?
Fancy yeah, fancy, Oh you get.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
And the catering is plane or fancy catering that we
always say, right, And I still had to go to plane.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
I couldn't get that out of my head.
Speaker 17 (31:56):
No questions, no questions are harder than trying to convict Biden.
Speaker 2 (31:59):
Or something, Jimmy, you can try again anytime, Buddy. We
appreciate you listening and playing with us. Up win yester, buddy.
Speaker 12 (32:11):
Can I give a shout out?
Speaker 11 (32:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:12):
You go ahead.
Speaker 17 (32:14):
I want to give a shout out to all the
guys I work with the wil construction and my wife's freezer.
Thank you all, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Oh right, good good world man. Hoin't you got your
your wife work in construction with you? All right? Rachie
out in the entrail. Good work, buddy, will send you
the big old smith and what wasn't prize? Pack you away?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
Thank you?
Speaker 17 (32:34):
Can I get a shout out you?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Please?
Speaker 12 (32:35):
Do?
Speaker 17 (32:36):
Can I get a shout out to I'm a co
workers caliber clusion and whack sol.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
There you go, buck? Can I give a shout ou
just real quick? Oh? It's whether it's steak or shrimp,
chicken or tighters.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Would love to be your titers.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
There you go. Oh that was a plain defensive all right.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
I'm the first time calling too, John boys.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Good work out, Richie. I'll be driving by your workplace
when I'm head out to the farm, my boy.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Funny thing free over there, yo, eat.
Speaker 17 (33:09):
Breath no it's pleased for me. So I don't know.
I'm pretty mad right now, ton, boys, I mean I'm
pretty mad at right now. You know how mad I am.
Huh huh, I'm madder than a midge with the yo.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yo, you're confused.
Speaker 2 (33:28):
Reggie works out with some material man. All right, for that,
you buy my lunch. Good morning, got the big show
on the radio? Requested bit time for this Friday morning? Well,
Harry Stevens from Dallas says, Happy Friday guys today.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Can we hear a Gary Busey? Sure? Can Harry coming
up next? Good morning? It's big showing the radio.
Speaker 2 (34:16):
And for the last requested bit of this work quick
that All that goes to Harry Stevens out of Dallas,
North Carolina.
Speaker 1 (34:24):
He gonna hur hey, getting naked when you get bad duds?
Come on, getting naked? When do you get bad news?
Speaker 18 (34:35):
Put on a smile and shook your guns and dance
around like gil her fuck, get naked?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
When do you get bad dudes?
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I was at the bank.
Speaker 18 (34:46):
I had a big old girl. I thought I might
give her a world with the only two in the
whole dang place. Tears were running down her face, she
said her lol that ben tonight that she started smiling
while she cried, stripped off her clothes, but before she fled.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
I'll never forget those words, she said.
Speaker 18 (35:02):
Get naked in when you get bad news, Come on,
get naked a when you get bad news.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
It helps to live or rate your soul when the
whole wide.
Speaker 18 (35:14):
World sees your corn hole getting naked when you get
bad news. That's right, friends and neighbors. Old brother busy
got the cure for what ails. You don't waste time
on't worry set around beating yourself up for all the
stupid mistakes you made in life.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
It's too late for that.
Speaker 18 (35:32):
Now it's time to do something positive for yourself. Just
smart enough and do what I do.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
I get naked. I when you get bad news, come on,
get naked.
Speaker 18 (35:45):
I went to you get bad news, don't do no goodness,
send and pile, kick up your heels and the women out.
Get naked away you get bad news. I was going
to the liquor store on walk read guys or maybe four.
One of the dudes had a big old gun, and
I was too damn old and turn and run.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
I took that big girl's words to the heart. I
don't what to do when the trouble starts should have
seen their eyes bug eyed. And when I stripped bare
of ass, I began to shout, get naked when you
get the bad news. Come on, get naked where you
get bad news. Don't worry about your sorry, because.
Speaker 18 (36:25):
Just give the whole damn world a bet. Get naked
where you get bad news.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio for
a few more minutes. WEPF, y'all gonna have a great weekend.
We'll kick it off my girl Taylor with a Saturday
morning big show are coming in all over the John
Boynbilla Radio Network.
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Great, I called him back.
Speaker 19 (37:26):
You see what.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Early on Saturday morning, listen, my girl Taylor hosts the
big shows. Good stuff, Marvell, Thanks you come along with
me before we go.
Speaker 1 (37:39):
How about that featured track from the Big Show, Big Box.
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Speaker 19 (37:56):
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Speaker 5 (38:03):
King Trump got a Bible from his Mammy.
Speaker 12 (38:07):
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Speaker 9 (38:19):
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He says he's smart as hell.
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