June 13, 2025 • 39 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): Today’s Late Riser’s Podcast is all about the crazy stuff that went down during the first week of the Nationwide Lockdown during the Covid Pandemic. You know, all those empty roads and shuttered businesses? Well, guess what? The whole Big Show Cast was granted official “Essential Workers Status” by the Federal Emergency Management Agency. Can you believe it? The Federal Government thinks we’re essential! - So, our studio was treated like a clinical lab! - It got disinfected twice a day, once before we could even step inside and again after we left. - It was a real wake-up call about how serious and scary this whole thing was, not just for us, but for the whole country.
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Speaker 1 (00:23):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
The Big Show's on the radio Friday, March twenty seven.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Video today.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Never go to the bathroom during a video conference call.
See by yourself happen It is right there at the
Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
About when you get a chance right down here?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
When when.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I say, hey, the Blade from Branchville, South Carolina, Good morning, Blaine.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
What's up your bigger redneck.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're doing good? Sounds like you all right.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Yes sir, yes sir.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
We have got no carn We've.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Just got live right Blade. Listen to Bill in get
this prize pack.
Speaker 6 (01:20):
Well.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
The border between Mexico and the United States is finally
locked down tight thanks to swift, decisive action by the
President of Mexico, our neighbor to the south has secured
the northern border for all except essential travel to help
contain the coronavirus outbreak. But there may be more to
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it than we know. One reason Mexico crackdown may have
been a massive influx of Americans coming in and buying
up all the toilet paper and household supplies. Californians are
reportedly swarming into northern Baja looking for toilet paper, bottled water,
and other home essentials. A Costco in Tijuana, There's a
(02:05):
fun job. Reports crowds of six hundred for the morning opening,
enough people to grab all the shopping carts before the
doors were even unlocked. Late last week, the Tijuana Costco
was reportedly sold out of almost everything except a patio furniture,
b kid bicycles or see senior buzzkills, gluten free vegan
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burrito bites.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
What you got, Blade, it got to be sa man.
Speaker 9 (02:42):
Let you go.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm shutting down the border to keep Americas out of how.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
It America's are going in Mexico for the water.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Craze of times, crazys of times.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Hey, Blaine, you got fifty bucks to spend on an
American Express gift card Curtis and five budge at bow
Jang goes you uh spend that fifty be wise with
your new found cash.
Speaker 9 (03:05):
Yes, sir brother, let have a shout out. I go
ahead to my wonderful wife for twenty seven years.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Come a for my wife, Stephanie.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I love her a lot, all right.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Blame with glass.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
He's hanging with you, ain't you a sweet hubby? Give
her the gift card that that'll work all right?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I just want hang on you can hook you up. Wait,
jump out and catch you up on your news.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Right on on the side of the report our time
CAP's Opener's March twenty seventh, they o Bull Live. This
(04:15):
is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, I had a great birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Randy gave me a back massager since Jennifer's gone and
and he didn't want to do it, and Jackie's come
along finding well, Jackie was my back massager, and Randy.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
Gave me.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
Gone.
Speaker 12 (04:41):
Then he looked at me like.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I love you Jackie.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Know that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah. Well, and anyway, I had a had a great birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
At little surprise party for me, Billy and Randy, you know,
came over to the house, you know, kids running around, and.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
It was weird because it's like the said, okay, be
there at five thirty. So my wife and I pull
up with our kids at like five thirty, and like,
Johnny's truck is in the driveway, so I know he's there,
and I'm like, wait a minute, he's here. Not only that,
nobody else is here yet. What kind of a surprise
party is this?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She said?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And no presence? I said, what do we do you
come over there to eat?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Walk in and yell surprise, and then yeah, so we
walk in. It was still a surprise because we walk in.
Johnny's like asleep in the bark a lounger with a
blanket over his head.
Speaker 12 (05:35):
I walked in and looked at him like diddy sufferer.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Long was so good. And of course we all got
to bring our kids.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
And don't forget how John Boyce started scaring the children's.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You know, a surprise party. I'm there in my underwear,
asleep and the recliner. You know, it was a surprise.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Friend of ours. His little daughter. We too stairs to
the rec room.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
She was up there cry and it's.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
The first time she's ever seen me.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And he said, what's wrong, Hoddy, And she said, the clown.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I get your figured birthday party.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
She figured that must be the cloud scared.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's a true story. The clown is scaring scaring me.
Billy didn't say things like as if it were coming out.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Of the little girls said like this is the worst
climb ever. Since it doesn't eat, he's not even making
any balloon animals.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Daddy, it's underwear.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Tamp him very much.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh me, anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And I said, all right, y'all hurry up and eat
everybody out by Andy Griffin.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Billy said, can we just take it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
To gun.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Wouldn't want to ruin your life?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hey man, y'all got out, come to think it Prime party.
You go over there. We pay for the food you eat.
I don't even get any presents.
Speaker 12 (07:04):
Happy birthday, John Boy. And Billy he's dumb as dirt,
bless his heart.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Morning radio, dumb right, good morning, that's big show on
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the radio. Run into your Friday and here we go,
quick a little tune from Jeff Sinatra.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What a fine mess we're in. Don't know where to begin.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Why it's almost like being in j Ever a whole
human race has to shelter in place. Why it's almost
like being in j. I remember how life used to be.
(08:28):
Now I've almost run out of tp.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh when well there's madness en. I miss all of
my friends. I swear it's like being. It feels just
like being. It's almost luck being in j.
Speaker 13 (08:51):
Can wait to get back to my life and far
far away from my w It's a giganic pain and
it's hard on the brain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's damn near like big. It's so close to big.
It's all almost like big. Good morning. You got the
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big show on the radio. More chances you to win
coming up after your news weather sports.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
You stand the black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques, Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that they're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Big show woe. There is funny.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
I caary on.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Pete, good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's a big showing the radio that I was supposed
to be social distancing.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
How are we gonna party.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Party with your loved ones that you can pretty your
dog dollar like that? How about in your mind party things?
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Well, I'm moving right along now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're such a high scoop.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We'd like to invite you to a party.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'll drink to that. This is the craziest party that
could temp up. Because I was out and know there
was a party going on it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't want to.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Just hockey just.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Beginning good morning bik shows on the radio coming up,
we're gonna have our Friday morning wordy word game man
Tom Sorenson not in the studio with us, that's just
our basis. Cast members are in the building during this time.
Well you all heard, but Mecklenburg County of North Carolina,
(11:48):
Charlotte is in where world headquarters of John Boy and
Billy Radio Network is what are they called a shelter
in place, stay at home, a stay at home deal. Yeah,
they've all non essential businesses, non essential work.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Everything's closed down.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Want to do it for like about looks like about
three weeks till late twenty fifteenth, ye, twenty one days,
twenty one days. So of course we are examp. Of
course I believe it or not, we are deemed essential.
I got the paperwork.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well, we're believe in ID he just sticks a bottle
of grilling sauce.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Off the window technically, but still put it together with
believe it or not. We're media, absolutely we are. Uh
huh so uh. What we're doing is what we do,
try to keep you happy during these times. About that
and Lipless was right, he had one of the happiest
songs we had this week. Let's see if it still pertains,
(12:49):
I see that idea here, hold that for me while
we listened to lipless.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Right, this is litless and as all you never know
you literally gonna sing usal, I got a heavy shall
to say, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
My heavy, I need us hungry. I was hungry, how
cary I live a horror ever already.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Ours hands, I've least. I don't say too.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Well less. I don't say to you.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's hard and hall when you ahol less, don't god.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Heavy foot love my hot hey, listen to a hoot
when I win. I've held up over here.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm good looking, real saft, I'm looking.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
And I am real fall.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Got a wig joke book walled. I had wallow.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Laying on a whig show as I've heard her way
out of here, and that you're making me that's not
a coffee and that's why it's free, and that's a
kind of day.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Hold it lays locks who say, well, fraid in that
rain room? Erica up, you know I know here all right?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Well like I can't singing cousens has when what I
ain't got know my words left? I'm sure I'm guess I'm.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Oh y'aving out of yah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Got a long range you're not key, I got no RelA.
Maybe it's a flute. I got it all.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Well, let's play wordy word one ain't hundred? Big Show
you told free line. And when you make your daily
visit to the Big Show dot Com, whether you listen
to the Late Risers podcast or checking out the video today,
you can click the on air contest button and sign up.
You can't get through. Jackie might call you to play.
Let's see what happens. We'll team up and play next.
(16:30):
Good morning, this makes you on the radio. We want
to do you Friday morning. Now video the day. Never
go to the bathroom during a video conference call. Oh now,
now Jennifer had to find out out. Oh poor Jennifer.
Oh you never do anything like that. This is at
(16:53):
the Big Show dot Com, of course, to me taking
the classic MA requests on the wall coming up in minutes.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
Butter now, everybody's head about the bad No.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Better wear any word, better word, any word.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jeff from Bison, Kansas.
Good morning, Jeff, Good morning boy, Hey Boddy, welcome. And
we got Marshall from call Quit, Georgia. Good morning, Marshall,
good morning, Good morning all right, boy's welcome with the teams.
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It's Marshall, Marcy and Randy and Jeff John Boynville.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Two rounds, peace, good luck boy.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
All right, Marshall, you relax and me and Jeff will
go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Uh, Jeff, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Alrighty start the clock now back in the day that
ring your doorbell and say blank calling.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's a ladies makeup deal. They sell make up.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
These are the little cars we used to get when
we were kids. Not cold but blank. It's about cars,
little cars.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What is it called?
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Not not not cold?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
What's option of cold?
Speaker 11 (18:14):
What hot?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And what roles?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Pyland's?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Jeff?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Now oh right now I need to pick up on
that brained mouth time Jeff. I know what hers coming
from me. But Johnny's got some great tips. We put
a one on the board. Throw hot wheels out Marshall
and Marcy for thirty You ready, Marshall, ready.
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Go all right. This is a doll that girls play
with that she has a great body body. This is
the game that you would play.
Speaker 15 (18:51):
That you would put your hand on red and then
you'd spin and maybe someone put their foot on blue
and you'd get all tangled up.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
You This is that metal thing. It would go downstairs,
blanky blanky.
Speaker 15 (19:07):
A blank ball. Now they have blank guns where you
shoot little spongy things.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
All right, Well we're going through some kids to us
and Marshall got a four on the board. Lead four
to one. All right, Jeff, you're up with Billy. Need
some points?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You ready already and go.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
This toy is a plastic flying disc. You can play
golf with it. Actually, bam, there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You bounce up and down on this.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It has a spring in it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yep, there you go. This is the game with park
place and boardwalk. Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
This is you play this game in a bar. You
try to hit the bulls eye dark yep. Paper or
blank at the grocery store is a question?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
The pie is the brown stuff on the top of
a pie?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Is the pie?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Is what?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (19:57):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
All right, that's what you do it boys.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But six on one of seven for Jeff so Marshall
and Randa three will tie, four will win.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Are you ready, Marshall?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And go okay. So this is the sanding thing that
you see when you reckon when you go down to
the ocean. Where do where do you lay when you're
at the ocean?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Bit?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, So this is the thing you fly. It's
on a string, has a tail, goes up in the air. Yeah,
all right, So this is what happens when somebody hits
your really hard on your arm. It might turn black
and blue. That's a yeah, tied up? All right. So
if you're if you're if you're not odd, you're obviously
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that is technically correct. Yeah, over time, it's tied up
seven to seven. No ride, we got thirty extra second.
You froze up? Had that like this?
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Duvid?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, no, no, no, no, stupid, We're still playing. I'm
like lose.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
This might help with your social distancing with Randy.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I got no trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
All right, here we go thirty extra seconds. Jeffy, you
and Billy were working good. Let's let's go you and
him for the first thirty All right, all right, picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Go, if a number is not odd, it's what even? Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
If you want to tell somebody something, I'm gonna tell
you something, but I'm gonna make you guess. I'm gonna
give you a blank so you can guess it. This
is one of the races on Star Trek, one of
the bad guy races. Yes, there you go. If you're
not messy, you're very What the opposite of messy is? Yeah,
(21:46):
I see this is a blanket that's made out of patches,
a patchwork.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yes, we're boys. Five five score, all right, marshalls. You
got your thirty seconds. Do you want Randy or Tater?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, all right, I need five to force double
over time, six to win.
Speaker 15 (22:06):
Ready go, you get angry really quick. People say you
have a bad you you blank on a star. You
make one of these? Make it? Yeah, you pull this
up on your jeans. What is that metal thing on
your jeans that you pull up? You may say a
puppy is really blank? It looks so blank.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Yeah, you eat this. They're not vegetables, but they grow
on trees.
Speaker 15 (22:32):
There are you?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
You blank a gun? What do you do with a gun?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You shoot for the winds.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
That you put up a good fight, stupid jem botching
Cancel's dog.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It came up one short, good playing and you can
try again any time. All right, all right, all right, Jim,
thank you for listening. Man and Marshall, Yeah, you earned it.
The mount out of that pickle prize pack is coming
your way already.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hey go Peter Poppa. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Classic bit request time has nothing you can do when
you go to the Big Show dot com and kill
us some time during the afternoons Late Risers podcast video
today requesting classic bit like Adam Smith. Adam says, good morning,
Big Show. I love to hear Dubb is the genie.
Love anything with dub You got it, Adam coming up?
(24:06):
Good morning anybody shows on the radio. Classic Bits of
Today request from Adam Smith. Let me buddy, this is
a classic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode itsy
bitsy teeny Genie. As our story opens, mister and missus
Peterson are enjoying a relaxing round of golf at the
Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, sweety, now, imember, keep your head down and don't
forget to follow through.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Okay, Pooky, here goes.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Wow, look at that one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Go oh, he said for that house.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
On the left.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Oops, honey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Don't worry, sweetie.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
When you live on a golf course, you have to
expect that to happen every once in a while. Really, sure,
hop in the cart. We'll just go over and apologize
and offer to pay for the window. Everything will be
all right, though. Peterson's drive to the house and make
their way onto the rear deck.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Hello, anybody home? Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
As the Petersons enter the home, they encounter an older
gentleman in a turban sitting on the couch in the den.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Ay the folks, this is your ball?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hey, who's the old guy with a turban?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'm dubbed the genie.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Dubbed the genie.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
See that bottle over there on the floor. Uh, that
GoF ball as yours.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Came through the window and knocked it off the shelf.
The cart popped out and released me from the bottle.
You were in that bottle been in there for almost
two thousand years.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Wow, I bet you're glad to be out of there.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
In fact, I want to give you a reward.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
You mean you're gonna grant us three wishes?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Well, no, I'll grant you two wishes, but I'm gonna
keep the third wish for myself.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Hey man, what kind of genie are you?
Speaker 15 (25:57):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Do you want the two wishes or not?
Speaker 12 (26:00):
I'm down, sweetie. He's a genie.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He can do anything he wants the way he wants.
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Mister Jeanie, two wishes will be fine.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, what do you want? I got it, Genie. Make
me a scratch golfer. Consider it done.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Hey, what kind of wishes that?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Look? Sweetie?
Speaker 16 (26:15):
Honey, baby pools, little TUNI spend my dream all my life.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
You know that?
Speaker 12 (26:21):
Okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
All right, sweety, Now it's your turn.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Well, how about a million bucks a year for the
rest of our lives?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Uh, no problem, no problem, a million bucks a year.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Wow, good wish, poopy, poop and pee.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That's a lot better.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Thanks your big dump.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Okay, now you two have to grant the third wish
to me.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Why you know, I never heard of Jennie keeping wishes
for himself before.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Look, if you don't want the wishes, I could always
give them to somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh no, it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Well, like I said before, I was stuck in that
bottle for a long time. I sure could use some
female companionship. You could, yes, And your wife sure is cute?
Speaker 9 (27:11):
Say she is?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
What what are you saying?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
My wish is to spend thirty minutes making mad passionate
love to your wife.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I thought it was gonna be worse than that. What
that is totally out of the question. Now wait a minute,
come here, poop pee. We we did agree to his turn.
Are you crazy?
Speaker 15 (27:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Why should start thinking about that scratch golfer thing? Hey
turn me loose on a course with a million bucks?
I doubled it in a week. Are you in in
or out?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well?
Speaker 12 (27:48):
Okay, let's get this over with, honey. Would you mind
waiting outside in the car?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You want me to wait outside? Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Missus Peterson and the genie disappear into the master bedroom.
They emerge third minutes later.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
You know, Ms Petersen, you're a real qualifier and your
husband's a nice guy too.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Say how old is he? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (28:09):
He's thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thirty eight?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Ain't he a little old to believe in this genie stud.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
We hope you've enjoyed Johnawenville Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Shut it again next time when we'll hear mister Peterson say, hey.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Does this mean we don't get to meet? And good morning?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
This make show on the radio for you Friday, March
of twenty seven and on the phone. II man Tom
Sorenson this morning. I'm good morning buddy.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Good morning man. I never should touch my phone. That's
why I wasn't ringing properly.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Our last government'smen calling Tom is that?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It wasn't asked her.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Jackie finally got in touch with you want and said,
tell stupid to turn his phone on.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I think that might have been Jackie's worst would call you.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
No, that was talking about Randy.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All right, Tom, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
As we know, slow time into sports world. What in
the world have you been looking at, buddy?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You know, on Tuesday, the Panthers officially cut Cam Newton.
Let me think about it. I mean, this guy was
the MVP in twenty fifteen, played in the The Bowl
in twenty sixteen, and suddenly he's unwanted. You know, he
acted what they're doing. I mean, they're trying to get younger,
they're trying to free up money, and they'll say nineteen
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million under the cellar cap with a cut of Newton.
But you know, he was the face of this franchise.
He was the guy who was yelling and dancing and
celebrating and drove some people nuts and other people just
loved him and it's it's really weird to see the
team without him under quarterback.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's very true, Tom, we'll talk about that's the Carolina
Panthers and the like. He went over the stats that
he had one of the one of the best NFL MVP.
So when they were shopping him around trying to get
a trade and nobody was biting, So what do you
put for that? Because of his recent injuries, they just
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don't know if he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The Panthers talked to Chicago, who signed Nick Foles, and
they tucked to Los Angeles with Chargers. But the problem
is people can't bring him in, you know. I mean
teams want to think, all right, we're going to pay
this guy twenty million dollars a year. Bay We want
to know that he's healthy and Camp had a physical
in Atlanta and everything worked out, but does that mean
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he's in football shape? And teams want to know before
they invest that kind of money. So my guess is
it's going to be while. And the problem is a
lot of the starting jobs are being claimed. But he
has enough talent. He's got to be able to move
to be effective. And if he can move again, and
if his shoulder is good, some team could really get
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a bargain.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And the thing about it so just just cut him
with nothing there, but the thing about keeping him on
you have to pay him the twenty million then, as
we talked about last week's on Teddy Bridgewater from New
Orleans and paying him that much, and so I don't
guess that's the only thing that they could do.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's just got him loose.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
And what's interesting is they got a fifth thrown draft
pick for Kyle Allen filled in not necessarily successful, it
was a good for a while for Cam last season,
and you know, they get a fifth round pick from
Ron Rivera in the Washington Redskins for him. But Cam,
they're just letting him dangle, letting them go. And it's, uh,
you know, you look at this roster and you get
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to know a lot of these players. I mean you
know them. I know them from practice and locker rooms
and stuff like that. But even if you don't have access,
even if you're watching them on TV, you feel like
you know these guys and then wham they gone.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Jackie is taking it hardest of anybody here. And uh,
it's not just his fashion sense. That's what I'll miss.
I know we're talking about our NFL team, the Panthers,
and I know we got listeners all over to the
network with their favorite teams as well, But just want
to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
What quarterbacks?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Teddy Bridgewater now, and we still got Will Greer from
West Virginia on the roster.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, and they signed Walker who was gonna be Walker
the quarterback, that's it. And he was going to be
the best. He had been the best player in the XFL,
and so they signed him and that's why they were
able to trade Kyle Allen. But you know, you don't
know if it's gonna work. I mean, this guy's bounced
wrong practice squad and stuff, but he's young and liked
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almost everybody else who played for Rule in college. I mean,
you look at the roster. I think they've signed like
eleven receivers and they all went to Temple when Will
coach there, So it's, uh, he almost was Rule. It
coaches like a big time school first. But it's it's interesting.
We all like new Uh. Change is sad as Jack,
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You'll tell you that about Cam, but it's also you know,
they signed a game Robbie Anderson and played receiver at
Temple and he can fly. I mean he is going
to be really good and that you see things like
that and he kind of it kind of gives you
a little more faith in what they're doing, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And and that's the way it is in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
People who know people, you know, whether it's as a
teams where the coaches as coach. Before we saw our
buddy Ron rivera hex coach of the Panthers and Redskins,
you know, signing some some guys that he had coached
on and uh, not just NFL, but you know, in
in all businesses, I guess in.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Life and life you just bring the people you know
in with you. That guy will make my job easier.
And he's not an idiot, that's who.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You know, what you getting, you know what you're getting.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Exactly, especially now without the opportunity to go into the
facilities which are closed and and you look around the league,
and we talked about it, but Tom Brady and Tampa,
Todd Gurley, some North Carolina great, great running back, uh
and suddenly he's caught by his team and the Atlanta
FL can sign him. So it's there's it's been a
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wholesale movement, and there's still a lot of players out.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
There with you know, I think as long as they
don't do anything with Christian McCaffrey, I think the Panther
I bet that would make some Panther fans mad. Have
you heard anything about that? Surely they're going to keep Christian.
Speaker 15 (35:18):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
But there is there is one school of thought that says, look,
if you're going to rebuild, don't fool around. I mean,
McCaffrey put so many miles on him last season. He
caught so many balls, he more than any run back
in the league. The percentage of the time that he
was in there what even close. And the cares he got,
the touches he got also let the league. And he's
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not a big guy and he took a tremendous pound.
I mean, he's a great player, and you know it.
In some ways, if you're going to rebuild, it makes
sense to say, all right, look at all we can
get for him. But if you do that, you really
cut the heart out of this team. Because you say, Cam,
you can make it's understandable what they did because you
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don't know what he is left McCaffrey, you know, so yeah,
I think there would be torches and pitchforks if they
cut McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
No, man, that's got to be it, all right, buddy,
Well just keep my own is that's the only thing
happening now? How long can the NFL do the trades
and pick up people this free agent period.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And all that tom.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Typically they have a date where it ends, but because
of the delayed start, every schedule and every sport has
been amended. So we don't know. They don't know. I mean,
it just depends on when people return to business as
usual and you know, who knows when that will be?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
All right, Well, the only sporting event that we have
live quote the sporting event is NASCAR. Are only video
game that's going to be on FS one this weekend.
Have you have you had a chance that check that out?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Dumb Yeah. I thought they did a great job because
they had they had Mike Joy and Jeff Gordon as
the announcers had.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
The anthem was sung in front of one of the garages,
and it was a good race. I mean, you could
tell Jimmy Johnson did not know anything about video games
because he was just getting crushed and he probably took
out half the field. But it comes down to the
final lap and Erhart's leaving leading and Hamlin is trying
to get around and bumps him and beats them. If
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that happened in real life, man, there's pitchforks and firing.
People's marching on Denny Hamlin's house. But it was a
good race, And I tell you, I give NASCAR credit
because so many drivers got involved. And Hammlon was funny
because while he was doing it, his daughter bought him
a coke or soft drink of some type and it
was all shook copping and went squirting all over his machine.
(37:58):
But uh, you won anyway. But you know what, I
do give NASCAR critic because people are out there just
begging for something. They want to see something, and the
graphics are really good, and you know what, you know
what would be cool? I think the first one was
at Miami Homestead. The next one. Have it like that
North Wilkesboro. Wouldn't it be cool?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, that's that's a great idea, as they Yeah. Doug
Rice this week said that now Fox has got more
time to post some more bells and whistles on it,
so it might be even better.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Could we see that in other sports.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
If this thing goes out for long term time.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
You think the NBA is starting to do it, and
some teams are more tune than others. But like Phoenix
is ahead of everybody in this and they're playing their
schedule and they're they're inviting fans to get involved, and
it's it's pretty cool what they're doing. I hadn't caught
on the league wide yet, but I think the longer
this goes, the more likely you are to see it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right, ma'am, look you buy out all right. Time
we missing anybody missed your own word. Worry, but we'll
get you back in here when everything's uh, calm down.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay, good man, thanks for having me on and stay sick.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
All right, buddy, you too, Thank you all right man.
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I say, hey, the Blade from Branchville, South Carolina, Good morning, Blaine.
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the northern border for all except essential travel to help
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it than we know. One reason Mexico crackdown may have
been a massive influx of Americans coming in and buying
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and other home essentials. A Costco in Tijuana, There's a
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was reportedly sold out of almost everything except a patio furniture,
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Come a for my wife, Stephanie.
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Blame with glass.
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Right on on the side of the report our time
CAP's Opener's March twenty seventh, they o Bull Live. This
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is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Well, I had a great birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Randy gave me a back massager since Jennifer's gone and
and he didn't want to do it, and Jackie's come
along finding well, Jackie was my back massager, and Randy.
Speaker 10 (04:38):
Gave me.
Speaker 11 (04:40):
Gone.
Speaker 12 (04:41):
Then he looked at me like.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
I love you Jackie.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Know that.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah. Well, and anyway, I had a had a great birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
At little surprise party for me, Billy and Randy, you know,
came over to the house, you know, kids running around, and.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
It was weird because it's like the said, okay, be
there at five thirty. So my wife and I pull
up with our kids at like five thirty, and like,
Johnny's truck is in the driveway, so I know he's there,
and I'm like, wait a minute, he's here. Not only that,
nobody else is here yet. What kind of a surprise
party is this?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
She said?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
And no presence? I said, what do we do you
come over there to eat?
Speaker 7 (05:21):
Walk in and yell surprise, and then yeah, so we
walk in. It was still a surprise because we walk in.
Johnny's like asleep in the bark a lounger with a
blanket over his head.
Speaker 12 (05:35):
I walked in and looked at him like diddy sufferer.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Long was so good. And of course we all got
to bring our kids.
Speaker 12 (05:41):
And don't forget how John Boyce started scaring the children's.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
You know, a surprise party. I'm there in my underwear,
asleep and the recliner. You know, it was a surprise.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Friend of ours. His little daughter. We too stairs to
the rec room.
Speaker 9 (05:57):
She was up there cry and it's.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
The first time she's ever seen me.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
And he said, what's wrong, Hoddy, And she said, the clown.
Speaker 9 (06:06):
Is scaring me.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I get your figured birthday party.
Speaker 9 (06:14):
She figured that must be the cloud scared.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
That's a true story. The clown is scaring scaring me.
Billy didn't say things like as if it were coming out.
Speaker 12 (06:26):
Of the little girls said like this is the worst
climb ever. Since it doesn't eat, he's not even making
any balloon animals.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Daddy, it's underwear.
Speaker 12 (06:41):
Tamp him very much.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh me, anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And I said, all right, y'all hurry up and eat
everybody out by Andy Griffin.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Billy said, can we just take it.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
To gun.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
Wouldn't want to ruin your life?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hey man, y'all got out, come to think it Prime party.
You go over there. We pay for the food you eat.
I don't even get any presents.
Speaker 12 (07:04):
Happy birthday, John Boy. And Billy he's dumb as dirt,
bless his heart.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Morning radio, dumb right, good morning, that's big show on
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the radio. Run into your Friday and here we go,
quick a little tune from Jeff Sinatra.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
What a fine mess we're in. Don't know where to begin.
Speaker 11 (08:06):
Why it's almost like being in j Ever a whole
human race has to shelter in place. Why it's almost
like being in j. I remember how life used to be.
(08:28):
Now I've almost run out of tp.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh when well there's madness en. I miss all of
my friends. I swear it's like being. It feels just
like being. It's almost luck being in j.
Speaker 13 (08:51):
Can wait to get back to my life and far
far away from my w It's a giganic pain and
it's hard on the brain.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
It's damn near like big. It's so close to big.
It's all almost like big. Good morning. You got the
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big show on the radio. More chances you to win
coming up after your news weather sports.
Speaker 9 (09:34):
Yeah, this is your old pals.
Speaker 14 (09:35):
You stand the black when I'm not mooching some of
that fine Jacques, Danielle Whiskey and I play the right
fine gumbo off my best friend Woodrow Boodro and that
sassy sack of wife and hiss on Lizbeth. I'm listening
to those tool wacky Cajun John Boy and Philly right
there on that they're.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Big show woe. There is funny.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
I caary on.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Pete, good morning.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
It's a big showing the radio that I was supposed
to be social distancing.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
How are we gonna party.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Party with your loved ones that you can pretty your
dog dollar like that? How about in your mind party things?
Speaker 9 (10:53):
Well, I'm moving right along now.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
You're such a high scoop.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
We'd like to invite you to a party.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
I'll drink to that. This is the craziest party that
could temp up. Because I was out and know there
was a party going on it.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
I don't want to.
Speaker 8 (11:23):
Just hockey just.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Beginning good morning bik shows on the radio coming up,
we're gonna have our Friday morning wordy word game man
Tom Sorenson not in the studio with us, that's just
our basis. Cast members are in the building during this time.
Well you all heard, but Mecklenburg County of North Carolina,
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Charlotte is in where world headquarters of John Boy and
Billy Radio Network is what are they called a shelter
in place, stay at home, a stay at home deal. Yeah,
they've all non essential businesses, non essential work.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
Everything's closed down.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Want to do it for like about looks like about
three weeks till late twenty fifteenth, ye, twenty one days,
twenty one days. So of course we are examp. Of
course I believe it or not, we are deemed essential.
I got the paperwork.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Well, we're believe in ID he just sticks a bottle
of grilling sauce.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Off the window technically, but still put it together with
believe it or not. We're media, absolutely we are. Uh
huh so uh. What we're doing is what we do,
try to keep you happy during these times. About that
and Lipless was right, he had one of the happiest
songs we had this week. Let's see if it still pertains,
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I see that idea here, hold that for me while
we listened to lipless.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Right, this is litless and as all you never know
you literally gonna sing usal, I got a heavy shall
to say, oh yeah.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
My heavy, I need us hungry. I was hungry, how
cary I live a horror ever already.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Ours hands, I've least. I don't say too.
Speaker 9 (13:34):
Well less. I don't say to you.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
It's hard and hall when you ahol less, don't god.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
Heavy foot love my hot hey, listen to a hoot
when I win. I've held up over here.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
I'm good looking, real saft, I'm looking.
Speaker 9 (14:11):
And I am real fall.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Got a wig joke book walled. I had wallow.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
Laying on a whig show as I've heard her way
out of here, and that you're making me that's not
a coffee and that's why it's free, and that's a
kind of day.
Speaker 9 (14:34):
Hold it lays locks who say, well, fraid in that
rain room? Erica up, you know I know here all right?
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Well like I can't singing cousens has when what I
ain't got know my words left? I'm sure I'm guess I'm.
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Oh y'aving out of yah.
Speaker 1 (15:24):
Got a long range you're not key, I got no RelA.
Maybe it's a flute. I got it all.
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Good morning, this makes you on the radio. We want
to do you Friday morning. Now video the day. Never
go to the bathroom during a video conference call. Oh now,
now Jennifer had to find out out. Oh poor Jennifer.
Oh you never do anything like that. This is at
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Speaker 1 (16:59):
Butter now, everybody's head about the bad No.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Better wear any word, better word, any word.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Jeff from Bison, Kansas.
Good morning, Jeff, Good morning boy, Hey Boddy, welcome. And
we got Marshall from call Quit, Georgia. Good morning, Marshall,
good morning, Good morning all right, boy's welcome with the teams.
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It's Marshall, Marcy and Randy and Jeff John Boynville.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Two rounds, peace, good luck boy.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
All right, Marshall, you relax and me and Jeff will
go for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Uh, Jeff, are you ready?
Speaker 4 (17:41):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Alrighty start the clock now back in the day that
ring your doorbell and say blank calling.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's a ladies makeup deal. They sell make up.
Speaker 13 (17:54):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
These are the little cars we used to get when
we were kids. Not cold but blank. It's about cars,
little cars.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
What is it called?
Speaker 9 (18:09):
Not not not cold?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
What's option of cold?
Speaker 11 (18:14):
What hot?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And what roles?
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Pyland's?
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Jeff?
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Now oh right now I need to pick up on
that brained mouth time Jeff. I know what hers coming
from me. But Johnny's got some great tips. We put
a one on the board. Throw hot wheels out Marshall
and Marcy for thirty You ready, Marshall, ready.
Speaker 12 (18:43):
Go all right. This is a doll that girls play
with that she has a great body body. This is
the game that you would play.
Speaker 15 (18:51):
That you would put your hand on red and then
you'd spin and maybe someone put their foot on blue
and you'd get all tangled up.
Speaker 12 (18:58):
You This is that metal thing. It would go downstairs,
blanky blanky.
Speaker 15 (19:07):
A blank ball. Now they have blank guns where you
shoot little spongy things.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
All right, Well we're going through some kids to us
and Marshall got a four on the board. Lead four
to one. All right, Jeff, you're up with Billy. Need
some points?
Speaker 2 (19:23):
You ready already and go.
Speaker 7 (19:26):
This toy is a plastic flying disc. You can play
golf with it. Actually, bam, there you go.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
You bounce up and down on this.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
It has a spring in it.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Yep, there you go. This is the game with park
place and boardwalk. Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:41):
This is you play this game in a bar. You
try to hit the bulls eye dark yep. Paper or
blank at the grocery store is a question?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yep.
Speaker 7 (19:51):
The pie is the brown stuff on the top of
a pie?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Is the pie?
Speaker 3 (19:54):
Is what?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yes?
Speaker 13 (19:57):
There you go?
Speaker 1 (19:58):
All right, that's what you do it boys.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
But six on one of seven for Jeff so Marshall
and Randa three will tie, four will win.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Are you ready, Marshall?
Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (20:11):
And go okay. So this is the sanding thing that
you see when you reckon when you go down to
the ocean. Where do where do you lay when you're
at the ocean?
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Yes?
Speaker 11 (20:20):
Bit?
Speaker 1 (20:21):
All right, So this is the thing you fly. It's
on a string, has a tail, goes up in the air. Yeah,
all right, So this is what happens when somebody hits
your really hard on your arm. It might turn black
and blue. That's a yeah, tied up? All right. So
if you're if you're if you're not odd, you're obviously
(20:44):
that is technically correct. Yeah, over time, it's tied up
seven to seven. No ride, we got thirty extra second.
You froze up? Had that like this?
Speaker 9 (20:55):
Duvid?
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (20:57):
No, no, no, no, no, stupid, We're still playing. I'm
like lose.
Speaker 7 (21:02):
This might help with your social distancing with Randy.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I got no trouble.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
All right, here we go thirty extra seconds. Jeffy, you
and Billy were working good. Let's let's go you and
him for the first thirty All right, all right, picking
up on that last one.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Go, if a number is not odd, it's what even? Yes,
yes it is.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
If you want to tell somebody something, I'm gonna tell
you something, but I'm gonna make you guess. I'm gonna
give you a blank so you can guess it. This
is one of the races on Star Trek, one of
the bad guy races. Yes, there you go. If you're
not messy, you're very What the opposite of messy is? Yeah,
(21:46):
I see this is a blanket that's made out of patches,
a patchwork.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yes, we're boys. Five five score, all right, marshalls. You
got your thirty seconds. Do you want Randy or Tater?
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:02):
All right, all right, I need five to force double
over time, six to win.
Speaker 15 (22:06):
Ready go, you get angry really quick. People say you
have a bad you you blank on a star. You
make one of these? Make it? Yeah, you pull this
up on your jeans. What is that metal thing on
your jeans that you pull up? You may say a
puppy is really blank? It looks so blank.
Speaker 12 (22:28):
Yeah, you eat this. They're not vegetables, but they grow
on trees.
Speaker 15 (22:32):
There are you?
Speaker 12 (22:34):
You blank a gun? What do you do with a gun?
Speaker 1 (22:36):
You shoot for the winds.
Speaker 8 (22:44):
That you put up a good fight, stupid jem botching
Cancel's dog.
Speaker 11 (22:56):
Go on.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
It came up one short, good playing and you can
try again any time. All right, all right, all right, Jim,
thank you for listening. Man and Marshall, Yeah, you earned it.
The mount out of that pickle prize pack is coming
your way already.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
Hey go Peter Poppa. Good morning, Big Shows on a radio.
Speaker 2 (23:20):
Classic bit request time has nothing you can do when
you go to the Big Show dot com and kill
us some time during the afternoons Late Risers podcast video
today requesting classic bit like Adam Smith. Adam says, good morning,
Big Show. I love to hear Dubb is the genie.
Love anything with dub You got it, Adam coming up?
(24:06):
Good morning anybody shows on the radio. Classic Bits of
Today request from Adam Smith. Let me buddy, this is
a classic.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (24:17):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode itsy
bitsy teeny Genie. As our story opens, mister and missus
Peterson are enjoying a relaxing round of golf at the
Brushy Wood Country Club.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Okay, sweety, now, imember, keep your head down and don't
forget to follow through.
Speaker 12 (24:37):
Okay, Pooky, here goes.
Speaker 9 (24:40):
Wow, look at that one.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Go oh, he said for that house.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
On the left.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
Oops, honey, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Don't worry, sweetie.
Speaker 16 (24:50):
When you live on a golf course, you have to
expect that to happen every once in a while. Really, sure,
hop in the cart. We'll just go over and apologize
and offer to pay for the window. Everything will be
all right, though. Peterson's drive to the house and make
their way onto the rear deck.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Hello, anybody home? Yeah, come on in.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
As the Petersons enter the home, they encounter an older
gentleman in a turban sitting on the couch in the den.
Speaker 9 (25:18):
Ay the folks, this is your ball?
Speaker 13 (25:21):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Hey, who's the old guy with a turban?
Speaker 6 (25:24):
I'm dubbed the genie.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Dubbed the genie.
Speaker 15 (25:27):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:28):
See that bottle over there on the floor. Uh, that
GoF ball as yours.
Speaker 6 (25:32):
Came through the window and knocked it off the shelf.
The cart popped out and released me from the bottle.
You were in that bottle been in there for almost
two thousand years.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
Wow, I bet you're glad to be out of there.
Speaker 9 (25:45):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
In fact, I want to give you a reward.
Speaker 3 (25:48):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (25:48):
You mean you're gonna grant us three wishes?
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Well, no, I'll grant you two wishes, but I'm gonna
keep the third wish for myself.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Hey man, what kind of genie are you?
Speaker 15 (25:57):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Do you want the two wishes or not?
Speaker 12 (26:00):
I'm down, sweetie. He's a genie.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
He can do anything he wants the way he wants.
Speaker 12 (26:03):
Mister Jeanie, two wishes will be fine.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Okay, what do you want? I got it, Genie. Make
me a scratch golfer. Consider it done.
Speaker 12 (26:13):
Hey, what kind of wishes that?
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Look? Sweetie?
Speaker 16 (26:15):
Honey, baby pools, little TUNI spend my dream all my life.
Speaker 2 (26:20):
You know that?
Speaker 12 (26:21):
Okay, okay, whatever.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
All right, sweety, Now it's your turn.
Speaker 12 (26:26):
Well, how about a million bucks a year for the
rest of our lives?
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Uh, no problem, no problem, a million bucks a year.
Speaker 9 (26:33):
Wow, good wish, poopy, poop and pee.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
That's a lot better.
Speaker 12 (26:37):
Thanks your big dump.
Speaker 6 (26:43):
Okay, now you two have to grant the third wish
to me.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Why you know, I never heard of Jennie keeping wishes
for himself before.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Look, if you don't want the wishes, I could always
give them to somebody.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh no, it's okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (27:00):
Well, like I said before, I was stuck in that
bottle for a long time. I sure could use some
female companionship. You could, yes, And your wife sure is cute?
Speaker 9 (27:11):
Say she is?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
What what are you saying?
Speaker 6 (27:16):
My wish is to spend thirty minutes making mad passionate
love to your wife.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I thought it was gonna be worse than that. What
that is totally out of the question. Now wait a minute,
come here, poop pee. We we did agree to his turn.
Are you crazy?
Speaker 15 (27:38):
No?
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Why should start thinking about that scratch golfer thing? Hey
turn me loose on a course with a million bucks?
I doubled it in a week. Are you in in
or out?
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Well?
Speaker 12 (27:48):
Okay, let's get this over with, honey. Would you mind
waiting outside in the car?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You want me to wait outside? Okay?
Speaker 7 (27:54):
Missus Peterson and the genie disappear into the master bedroom.
They emerge third minutes later.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
You know, Ms Petersen, you're a real qualifier and your
husband's a nice guy too.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Say how old is he? Anyway?
Speaker 12 (28:09):
He's thirty eight?
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Thirty eight?
Speaker 6 (28:11):
Ain't he a little old to believe in this genie stud.
Speaker 9 (28:21):
We hope you've enjoyed Johnawenville Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (28:25):
Shut it again next time when we'll hear mister Peterson say, hey.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Does this mean we don't get to meet? And good morning?
Speaker 2 (29:02):
This make show on the radio for you Friday, March
of twenty seven and on the phone. II man Tom
Sorenson this morning. I'm good morning buddy.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
Good morning man. I never should touch my phone. That's
why I wasn't ringing properly.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
Our last government'smen calling Tom is that?
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
It wasn't asked her.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Jackie finally got in touch with you want and said,
tell stupid to turn his phone on.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
I think that might have been Jackie's worst would call you.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
No, that was talking about Randy.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All right, Tom, Well.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
As we know, slow time into sports world. What in
the world have you been looking at, buddy?
Speaker 4 (29:49):
You know, on Tuesday, the Panthers officially cut Cam Newton.
Let me think about it. I mean, this guy was
the MVP in twenty fifteen, played in the The Bowl
in twenty sixteen, and suddenly he's unwanted. You know, he
acted what they're doing. I mean, they're trying to get younger,
they're trying to free up money, and they'll say nineteen
(30:11):
million under the cellar cap with a cut of Newton.
But you know, he was the face of this franchise.
He was the guy who was yelling and dancing and
celebrating and drove some people nuts and other people just
loved him and it's it's really weird to see the
team without him under quarterback.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
That's very true, Tom, we'll talk about that's the Carolina
Panthers and the like. He went over the stats that
he had one of the one of the best NFL MVP.
So when they were shopping him around trying to get
a trade and nobody was biting, So what do you
put for that? Because of his recent injuries, they just
(30:49):
don't know if he's one hundred percent.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
They don't.
Speaker 4 (30:52):
The Panthers talked to Chicago, who signed Nick Foles, and
they tucked to Los Angeles with Chargers. But the problem
is people can't bring him in, you know. I mean
teams want to think, all right, we're going to pay
this guy twenty million dollars a year. Bay We want
to know that he's healthy and Camp had a physical
in Atlanta and everything worked out, but does that mean
(31:17):
he's in football shape? And teams want to know before
they invest that kind of money. So my guess is
it's going to be while. And the problem is a
lot of the starting jobs are being claimed. But he
has enough talent. He's got to be able to move
to be effective. And if he can move again, and
if his shoulder is good, some team could really get
(31:39):
a bargain.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
And the thing about it so just just cut him
with nothing there, but the thing about keeping him on
you have to pay him the twenty million then, as
we talked about last week's on Teddy Bridgewater from New
Orleans and paying him that much, and so I don't
guess that's the only thing that they could do.
Speaker 1 (32:01):
It's just got him loose.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
And what's interesting is they got a fifth thrown draft
pick for Kyle Allen filled in not necessarily successful, it
was a good for a while for Cam last season,
and you know, they get a fifth round pick from
Ron Rivera in the Washington Redskins for him. But Cam,
they're just letting him dangle, letting them go. And it's, uh,
you know, you look at this roster and you get
(32:25):
to know a lot of these players. I mean you
know them. I know them from practice and locker rooms
and stuff like that. But even if you don't have access,
even if you're watching them on TV, you feel like
you know these guys and then wham they gone.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Jackie is taking it hardest of anybody here. And uh,
it's not just his fashion sense. That's what I'll miss.
I know we're talking about our NFL team, the Panthers,
and I know we got listeners all over to the
network with their favorite teams as well, But just want
to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
What quarterbacks?
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Teddy Bridgewater now, and we still got Will Greer from
West Virginia on the roster.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, and they signed Walker who was gonna be Walker
the quarterback, that's it. And he was going to be
the best. He had been the best player in the XFL,
and so they signed him and that's why they were
able to trade Kyle Allen. But you know, you don't
know if it's gonna work. I mean, this guy's bounced
wrong practice squad and stuff, but he's young and liked
(33:29):
almost everybody else who played for Rule in college. I mean,
you look at the roster. I think they've signed like
eleven receivers and they all went to Temple when Will
coach there, So it's, uh, he almost was Rule. It
coaches like a big time school first. But it's it's interesting.
We all like new Uh. Change is sad as Jack,
(33:51):
You'll tell you that about Cam, but it's also you know,
they signed a game Robbie Anderson and played receiver at
Temple and he can fly. I mean he is going
to be really good and that you see things like
that and he kind of it kind of gives you
a little more faith in what they're doing, you know.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
And and that's the way it is in the NFL.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
People who know people, you know, whether it's as a
teams where the coaches as coach. Before we saw our
buddy Ron rivera hex coach of the Panthers and Redskins,
you know, signing some some guys that he had coached
on and uh, not just NFL, but you know, in
in all businesses, I guess in.
Speaker 7 (34:29):
Life and life you just bring the people you know
in with you. That guy will make my job easier.
And he's not an idiot, that's who.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
You know, what you getting, you know what you're getting.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
Exactly, especially now without the opportunity to go into the
facilities which are closed and and you look around the league,
and we talked about it, but Tom Brady and Tampa,
Todd Gurley, some North Carolina great, great running back, uh
and suddenly he's caught by his team and the Atlanta
FL can sign him. So it's there's it's been a
(35:00):
wholesale movement, and there's still a lot of players out.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
There with you know, I think as long as they
don't do anything with Christian McCaffrey, I think the Panther
I bet that would make some Panther fans mad. Have
you heard anything about that? Surely they're going to keep Christian.
Speaker 15 (35:18):
Now.
Speaker 4 (35:19):
But there is there is one school of thought that says, look,
if you're going to rebuild, don't fool around. I mean,
McCaffrey put so many miles on him last season. He
caught so many balls, he more than any run back
in the league. The percentage of the time that he
was in there what even close. And the cares he got,
the touches he got also let the league. And he's
(35:42):
not a big guy and he took a tremendous pound.
I mean, he's a great player, and you know it.
In some ways, if you're going to rebuild, it makes
sense to say, all right, look at all we can
get for him. But if you do that, you really
cut the heart out of this team. Because you say, Cam,
you can make it's understandable what they did because you
(36:03):
don't know what he is left McCaffrey, you know, so yeah,
I think there would be torches and pitchforks if they
cut McCaffrey.
Speaker 2 (36:13):
No, man, that's got to be it, all right, buddy,
Well just keep my own is that's the only thing
happening now? How long can the NFL do the trades
and pick up people this free agent period.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
And all that tom.
Speaker 4 (36:27):
Typically they have a date where it ends, but because
of the delayed start, every schedule and every sport has
been amended. So we don't know. They don't know. I mean,
it just depends on when people return to business as
usual and you know, who knows when that will be?
Speaker 2 (36:46):
All right, Well, the only sporting event that we have
live quote the sporting event is NASCAR. Are only video
game that's going to be on FS one this weekend.
Have you have you had a chance that check that out?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Dumb Yeah. I thought they did a great job because
they had they had Mike Joy and Jeff Gordon as
the announcers had.
Speaker 2 (37:13):
Uh.
Speaker 4 (37:14):
The anthem was sung in front of one of the garages,
and it was a good race. I mean, you could
tell Jimmy Johnson did not know anything about video games
because he was just getting crushed and he probably took
out half the field. But it comes down to the
final lap and Erhart's leaving leading and Hamlin is trying
to get around and bumps him and beats them. If
(37:35):
that happened in real life, man, there's pitchforks and firing.
People's marching on Denny Hamlin's house. But it was a
good race, And I tell you, I give NASCAR credit
because so many drivers got involved. And Hammlon was funny
because while he was doing it, his daughter bought him
a coke or soft drink of some type and it
was all shook copping and went squirting all over his machine.
(37:58):
But uh, you won anyway. But you know what, I
do give NASCAR critic because people are out there just
begging for something. They want to see something, and the
graphics are really good, and you know what, you know
what would be cool? I think the first one was
at Miami Homestead. The next one. Have it like that
North Wilkesboro. Wouldn't it be cool?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Yeah, that's that's a great idea, as they Yeah. Doug
Rice this week said that now Fox has got more
time to post some more bells and whistles on it,
so it might be even better.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Could we see that in other sports.
Speaker 7 (38:31):
If this thing goes out for long term time.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
You think the NBA is starting to do it, and
some teams are more tune than others. But like Phoenix
is ahead of everybody in this and they're playing their
schedule and they're they're inviting fans to get involved, and
it's it's pretty cool what they're doing. I hadn't caught
on the league wide yet, but I think the longer
this goes, the more likely you are to see it.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
All right, ma'am, look you buy out all right. Time
we missing anybody missed your own word. Worry, but we'll
get you back in here when everything's uh, calm down.
Speaker 1 (39:03):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (39:05):
Okay, good man, thanks for having me on and stay sick.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
All right, buddy, you too, Thank you all right man.
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