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Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
It is time to axe hiche yoo, what's up? Welcome
to ax eke the place, Oh Patrick Man, you get
on them, but you get on them cheeseburgers.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Put those back in, Uncle John boys off the back, Sorry,
cracker Man, gotta eat the growing boy. The place to
golfer I regress, the place to go for all the
four one one you need for all?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yo h what you call intro personal relations?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Shrip asy dig this dear ike. I got this girl,
I really like. She got a great figure and a
fine behind. So far things are going great, with one exception.
Every time we go out, her three annoying friends just
happened to show up. And they ain't the prettiest thing.
(01:26):
In fact things is a pretty good way to describe them.
I think they hang around my girl because she's the
only good looking, popular friend they have. I want to
keep seeing her, but she's got more clingons than star travels.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Signed pestered in Petersburg.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
He a pest ain't nothing worse than a romantic moment
running the ditches by some of your girlfriend's ugly ass Buddy.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Look, you ain't the first player to have his good
time a smother rated by gaggular his girlfriends. Googly, look
at gal pals. You having the everyone you out at
the Red Blobster. I know it's red Lobster, but the
one I go to only has big girls waiting to
take you out at the Red Blobster. See what I
did pounding down scrip. Here comes skanky, skankier and skankiest,
(02:20):
eating all your damn cheese biscuits and talking about who's gay?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
So you think you can dance?
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And let me say a that all of them. There's
a couple of ways to handle your situation, and no
matter which way it goes, you're gonna be good with
the holes.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Let me preach on it that that that the reason he's.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Hagging old Heifer's sniffing after you, two love birds is
because they can't get no day to their own, so
they gonna go on your date?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Man?
Speaker 6 (02:50):
What what?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
What?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
What's that?
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Man?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And guess how they find out you're cute?
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Little sweetie is sending them tweeties just so that they
know where you two gonna go. And two second later
here come to host. I understand it ain't cause she
don't love you. It's because she feels sorry for the
skankzilla ho Dan and mouthra. What you need to do
is send them pound puppies barking after a new bone.
(03:18):
My brother, See, this is the time to contact who
I call your bail brothers.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
These is the dudes you know you can call the
spring you from.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
The poke at three am. The next time you go
out with little miss Petudi, bring your boys for some
boot tag do tag you dig, get them a few
drinks and let the good time row. Don't worry about
what your girl said. She'll be so thrilled and her
friends a fire of love. She'll thank you over and
over again, and hopefully that thank you will include bacon
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fat and a vampire cost.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
I did.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
That now.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
There is a chance.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
There is a chance that when your friends show up,
they will not be drunk enough to take a run
at your problem holes.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Remind them that they owe you.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
If I don't work, just tell them you got pictures.
Their wives slash girlfriends wouldn't want them to see it.
Don't matter if you don't got any Every dude's got
something in the closet, and sometimes it's another dude but
if threats don't scare them and they head for the heels,
Ike's got that cure for all of your ears. Just
find a quiet moment, like when her friends are in
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the toilet or tying on the feedback at the free
Who's douver ball, whisper in her ear.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
That that's a shame that her friends ain't getting no
love in.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Then suggest that maybe, just maybe you should sacrifice your
dignity to satisfy their connubial needs.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
One or two things gonna go down.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
She'll i to see herself losing you and run them
half off herself, or she might go for it, and
you're gonna be stuck.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Getting busy with the three amigos.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Sorry, brother, ain't no plan perfectly, and you ain't got
the sand to carry out the plan. Go find a
skeez of the goat that ain't got no losers in
toe and put your boot in a place where she poots.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This is Ike, peace out, ever you stay. I don't
want to axe like Mail the Axe, like John Boyn
Billy and peel Box one nine one one one Charlotte
didn't see two week two one nine Are anybody but me?
At the Big Show dot Com red lobster. Get it,
John Boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
We know, we know, we know, all right, all right,
all right, right, listen up, listen up.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Good morning radio, dumb right, good morning on the radio.
(06:08):
Let's turn the microphone on.
Speaker 7 (06:10):
I'm front, Oh my love, my darling, I've hungered for
your lunch.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
I'm sorry, babtist. Diet is killing me. So where's some
Marty Marty taking us to dine today? Olive Garden?
Speaker 5 (06:31):
Five?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Can we please go someplace else this time?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Well?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
You know me and those breadsticks, I just can't stop
and they go straight to my hips. I'm just afraid
that one more trip to Olive Garden and I'll be
going to the American Idol party, as manditha.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Well, enough about me. How to go in court? The
other day? Uh huh?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
The prosecutor got you on the witness stand and asked,
where were you on night of August twenty fourth? Uh
huh oh, And then the defense attorney jumped up and objected,
what did you do? You told him you didn't mind
answering the question. I see, and then ah, the defense
jumped back up and said I objected, and you stood
your ground and said I'll answer.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Oh, dear something. I was about to get ugly. Oh
the judge stepped in.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh, look out, He said, if you wanted to answer
the question, there's no reason for defense to object. So
the prosecutor repeated the question where were you on the
night of August twenty fourth? And you stood up and said,
I don't know. Case closed. No wonder if Perry Mason
went gay. I'm sorry, Darling. What a big envelope for me? Okay,
(07:50):
I'll check it out while you go and fix that
perfect face and take a little break.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
I'll watch the phones. Bye bye, chow audios, get out
of here.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
You're never gonna get your feet wet in then, Jane Pool,
let's see now what have we here?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (08:11):
Who?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I can't believe it? Oh joy? Oh rapture? Tom what,
Big Joe film? What do you want?
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
I think fat boy can't talk? Busy? Oh heaven? Oh
happy day, big joke? Philm What? Oh?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh, Marcel, I can't catch my breast. No, not because
of you, you're tramp. No no, no, it's finally here,
my first big peace of Hollywood memorabilia. Oh mercy, I'm lightheaded.
It's from my favorite Western. No, not, big Jake no, no, no,
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not she wore a yellow ribbon. No not Midnight Cowboy.
It's from Broke Back Mountain.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's an official prop from the movie Hello, it says here.
The official weekly grocery list for Jack Twist and enis
Delmar Broke Back Mountain, Summer nineteen sixty three.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
One All right, let's see.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Week one beans bacon, coffee whiskey. Week two beans ham
coffee whiskey.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Week three beans.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Alfresca, thinly sliced bacon, hazelnut coffee, sky vodka and Tanga
ay Jin, large bottle All Weather moisturizing lotion.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Week four, beans on salad.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Panchetta, espresso, grind coffee, six bottles of chardon A, six
pack of tab edible Kiwi mango massage jill. Week five
fresh fava beans, jasmine rice, eight ounces of thinly sliced prescudo,
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one pound veal medallions, porcini mushrooms, half pint heavy whipping cream,
one cub scout uniform size forty two long bestow my Heart.
Six bottles of French Bordeaux Estate Reserve, large can of
WD forty.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Week six, I Know. Week six.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yukon gold potatoes, heavy whipping cream, asparagus, very thin, organic eggs,
Spanish lemons, well aged groyere cheese, crushed walnuts. Insert joke here,
One bunch of arugula, clarified butter, extra virgin olive oil.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
How poetic.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Six yards white silk organdy, one French made outfit, three
cases don perignon, large tarp, twelve gallons of Wesson. Sounded
like they were expecting the last round up. This is awesome.
Well listen, we'll read it again when I get home.
(11:35):
Here comes Bat's gotta go.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
Miss me right for Holly? What all right? Angel?
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Let's go one? You want me to drive? Where's the
bab's mobile? What it was stolen? A criminal stolen right
in front of you?
Speaker 9 (11:56):
How horrible?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Well, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (12:00):
Don't worry? Oh you got his license plate number? Villains beware,
Oh Jeff getting a Mini Cooper? You debts carry out people.
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio.
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Ball wins your wifey a ban on, win's your wife
and they too. There will be another wonderful thing giveaway.
All right, but right now, let's find out who wins
Wonderful Thing number one hundred and fifty seven Pewter and Brownze,
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Tom Sorenson Final hourever Friday Show mostly belongs to Tom.
Will picked every NFL game this weekend. First, we'll see
how I did last week in some highlights. Ten minutes,
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in minutes. Right now, it's our Friday morning quarterback Tom Sorenson.
Before we get out of here this morning, the end
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of this hour, he will pick every NFL game this weekend.
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 8 (15:42):
Good morning, gentry. How are you?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I man? I'm also I'm always looking forward to you
so much here every Friday during football season. And let's
see what you did little better at last week, getting
the getting the aye on. Thanks ten and six for
the season. You're nineteen and thirty. Well, you're lock of
the week. I was right there with you, Tom, dog
(16:04):
on it. You picked Arizona to beat the Carolina Panthers
by more than six and a half. They were up
by twenty four. Said, all right, there's Tom's lock and
me and my boss Dick, my middle zone was sitting
there and say, no, what the Panthers gonna do. They're
gonna come back and make it close just enough to
screw up the line and lose. Anyway, how did you
(16:26):
see it like that at the end, Tom.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I saw Arizona player really soft his own and I
saw Carolina moving and moving and moving make some nice plays,
and then that last drive. I mean, they could have
won it, but they had to be good. And Carolina,
let's face it, when they have to be good, they're
they're not.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
They So they lost by five and we lost. You
were locked of the week. But that's all right. Only
two games, so they're going into Week three this weekend.
But Tom, one thing you pointing out here year after
only two games, five NFL quarterbacks might be unable to
play this Sunday.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
I mean, it's an amazing number in the sense that's
almost one third of the QBS. You know you got
toe injuries, another tow injury, knee, concussion, ankle, and Joe
Burrow can get hit a lot, doesn't have a very
good offensive line. He's going to be out till mid
December with a toe injury. And it's even a coach
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was injured, Sean McVay from the Los Angeles Rams. Nobody
crashed into him. He's just jumping around doing coach stuff
on the sidelines and hurt his foot.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Man like me getting injured getting out of bed and
or getting out of the recliner. Oh got it. So yeah,
Burrow and people were saying Cincinnati, this might be their year.
And here Burrow goes now and just naming the other
ones that you got there. San Francisco's brock Pardy toe
and shoulder. We talked about Burrow, Jaden Daniels, Red Washington's
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Commanders now his knee, and the Jets Justin Field's concussion.
Minnesota is JJ McCarthy, who missed all last season being hurt.
He's out with an ankle.
Speaker 8 (18:16):
It is a rough position to play. But you know,
I'm not surprised really when a quarterback gets hurt. What
surprises me is Josh Allen. That guy had started one
hundred and seven straight games, which is the longest streak
in the league. And he got hit in the nose
last week, took two plays off, and he's gonna wear
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advisor to protect his nose. I think it's an amazing
stat that you can here's the guy. He's big, he's
six y five to thirty seven, but he's always crashing
into people and then crashing into him right back. And
one hundred and seventh straight starts is I think a
really impressive number.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
So what about the all time record for a quarterback?
Speaker 8 (18:58):
It's an amazing number. Brett Fire two hundred and ninety
seven straight starts?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Crazy?
Speaker 8 (19:05):
I know, he just kept getting up and kept throwing
and kept playing.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
And that was from two thousand and two to twenty ten,
you said, And that was Is that before they wouldn't
allow you to touch the quarterback when you're when you're
roasing them. I think so? Is that that is very impressive?
Two hundred and ninety seven man, all right? Like the
numbers you look at, what about another number about viewers
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watching games? Uh?
Speaker 8 (19:32):
The Super Bowl rematch last week between Philly and Casey
thirty three point eight million viewers, and for perspective, that
is the best rating ever for a regular season Sunday game. Wow,
I mean ever, only playoff games and Thanksgiving Day games
and Monday Night football attract more viewers. And it just
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everybody wonder.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
To watch Marshy, said Taylor Swift. Tyler Swift say, to
bring Taylor Swift up? How long is it going before
Chiefs fan turned on her? And Travis Kelsey? He ain't
been doing nothing since this year. You know, did you
see him missing pass? Turn it over? Because another lost?
Chiefs are zero and two? And then Tom, I want
to ask you about this. So he ran into somebody,
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one of his teammates. I can't remember the guy's name,
but he's very good wide receiver and knocked him out
of the game. The first play Kelsey.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
Ran that was that was worthy? Yeah, yea worthy.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Well, it kind of sounds like some of the fans
have already turned on it. I just boarded out. I
lost over the Chiefs. I don't care. I don't care
how they they win or not. I'm tired of them winning.
Oh yeah, well, you know, you know, not swept. He
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didn't do it on purpose, but but the thing I
heard he didn't even hardly mention him, like on this
big podcast with millions of viewers. Now, I mean just
kind of glossed over him, and everybody was saying. I
was thinking, man, that's pretty tough. Did you get anything
on that?
Speaker 8 (21:02):
Tom now just said he's he has had a really
bad season by his standards, and he dropped what could
have been a touchdown pass. Uh, just it was right there.
You would have caught it. I would have called it.
Randy would have slowed it down.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
That's true. We would have called it. Randy would have
slowed it down. It was that easy, Kelsey, Don't it
ain't that funny? Awesome? Well, like your time you point
out you know you think Kansas said it's been the
league's most disliked team for years because they've been winning, right.
Speaker 8 (21:42):
Right, they have been. Dallas would be, but they have
to win. But I think Philly is catching up. Philly
wins a lot, and I think everybody's sick of hearing
about the Toush push. Oh yeah, and uh there was
they cheated on a Sunday. There was a toush push
for to of the offensive lineman for Philly jumped and
which you know reportedly favor case didn't call that, so
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maybe maybe sure here's getting some breaks too. But I'm
kind of sick of both of them. But I also
think they're both really good teams.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Absolutely. All right, well, let's see what's gonna happen this
Sunday and Monday night. Tom will pick every game before
we get out of here. All right, Tom, we'll get
back with you, and says a couple of minutes, Bud.
But all right, right now, let's play our game. We'll
word the word one eight hundred. Big Show, you told
free Line. We'll get two contestants, team up, not get hurt,
and play next. Good morning, it's a Big Show Radio
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rode it to you. Friday Morning feature track from The
Big Show. Bid Bob the Goatsucker episode from the Crocodiles Talker.
You got to throw that out there here. Oh well,
we ready, let's do it. I went to everybody's head
about the bed. Okay, no wordy word, that worthy word.
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Let's meet their contestants. We got Jim from Hot Springs, Arkansas.
Good morning, Jim, this morning, Hello buddy. We got Jason
from Cleveland, Tennessee. Good morning, Jason, Good morning. All right, boys, welcome,
We got Taylor and Jason, John Boy and Jim and
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the Boy welcome here. So boys, random words on our
word tablet this morning. Random words. Okay, Jason, you and Taytor, relax,
me and Jim. We go for the first thirty seconds.
Alrighty okay, it's a tricky one. It's a very tricky
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first word here, Jim. I will tell you that, but
it doesn't affect you. You just shout it out there,
alrighty okay, start the clock. Now. There are seven of
these in a week and not right yeah, so not
right now. But before this, twenty four hours ago, it
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was what yesterday? Yes? All right, okay, humans they are what?
Just humans are?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Are?
Speaker 5 (24:37):
What?
Speaker 2 (24:38):
Blank?
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Two?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
Yes? Okay ha ha, that is a yes. Okay, here
is a question. Give me the answer, yes blank that tree,
get up it? No, okay? Four on the board. You
see that Yesterday is so tricky. You can't say the
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day before yesterday or yesterday or today. A good work. Jim,
I'm just tickled to death. If we lose, I'll still
tickle all right.
Speaker 9 (25:10):
So he's so proud of him, saying.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Jason, get out there and see what you can do, ready, Jason, Yes, sir.
Speaker 6 (25:17):
And go you blank mount everest Bob you if your
opposite of sad is happy, I'm going to tell you
something and you don't tell anybody else.
Speaker 9 (25:29):
That's called a what secret.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
I use this to speak. It's the sound. It's my
everyone has one?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (25:38):
You led me some money? Can I blank? Five dollars?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
H you like a blank letter? Or you you come? You?
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Well you did put a five on the board to
take the lead by.
Speaker 9 (25:56):
One because my brain fell?
Speaker 2 (25:57):
All right, right there, all right to anybody's game. All right, jam,
let's do another thirty? Are you ready? Okay? Starting to
clock now. You can't judge a book by its right. Okay,
your mama and daddy and your brother and sister. That
is your family. Yes, it's almost lunch. I am very home. Yeah,
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uh huh earth this is our hold, our our hold
on another? What in a wide blank of sports?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
No? Why?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yes? Okay? The sun cast this on the ground, the sun. Yeah,
that's good. You did it with shadow, all right on
watching it five and four as a nine score? Good
word gym. So Jason and Taylor four will tie five
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will win it? Ready? Jay and go kids?
Speaker 9 (26:58):
You need to play blank, need to go, need to
go there.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
I thought, oh, oh, this is the same Oh well,
I got to eat because I'm blank.
Speaker 9 (27:09):
It's my stomach's growling. It's the same word we had earlier. Yeah,
what is your blank color minus pink favorite?
Speaker 5 (27:17):
You?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
Uh?
Speaker 9 (27:18):
Will you help me?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Blank the groceries into the house? Tied up rhymes with it.
This is a kind of a tree. It's a red fruit.
Blank has pits.
Speaker 1 (27:28):
A berry.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
Raspberry. It is.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Tied up.
Speaker 2 (27:39):
I was looking over.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
All.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Ride.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
We have a nine to nine score. And what we're
gonna do, boys, is do an extra fifteen seconds, see
if we can get a winner. All right, man, Jim, Jim,
just gonna go by quick, buddy, fifteen seconds. Tater, you
got the right one? I do all right? Dan, here
we go. Oh, picking up on that last one. Are
you there, Jim? You ready to go, buddy? Yes, all right?
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Starting the clock now. George Washington chopped down this kind
of tree. Yeah, uh huh rhymes with it. Blank. Christmas,
you say, ah, blank Christmas have a yes, Okay, you
ride this on the water. You put your car on it,
and you ride the cross to the land verry. Yeah,
(28:26):
all right, body, good work. Three on the board. I
believe his inner voice is a woman. I'll take it.
Jason and Tater. Here you go, Jason, you're fifteen seconds yet.
That one three will force overtime. All right, ready.
Speaker 9 (28:45):
Go don't open the door.
Speaker 6 (28:47):
Blanket you uh you smell with this, it's on your face.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
No.
Speaker 9 (28:52):
You water the yard with a garden with a garden?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
What?
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Yes? Sign?
Speaker 9 (28:57):
If you go outside during it's really cold, you will.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Cold.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
No.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
And there is another three on the board to make
it double over.
Speaker 4 (29:10):
Time, right, let's try it again.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
One another fifteen seconds, he boys, alright, Jim, fifteen seconds.
Fifteen seconds you ready, Jim, we're picking up on that
last one. All right, alright, starting to clock now. I
can't open the door. It's blank shut it's so cold.
(29:39):
Fuck no, it's it blank no? Yeah, okay, this is
what you do for a picture. Copy a what a
nice what for a picture?
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Yeah? All right, okay, one on the board. One al right,
here we go, Tyner and Jayson. Jason another fifteen seconds ready, Jason,
you there, okay, and go strike a blank post.
Speaker 9 (30:09):
With a red blank flower a rose, yes.
Speaker 2 (30:14):
Rose for the winds. Oh god it Jim came up
and shore that buddy. But you can drive in down
the road. Will make that happen.
Speaker 9 (30:24):
All right, I feel like it's Saturday here so long.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
All right, boys, we appreciate y'all. Good game, yeah man,
Jim and Hot Springs and Jason over in Cleveland. You
got your prize by a good game, son, Yeah, buddy, Yeah,
get out, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
I like to say a hi to my beautiful wife
Forlana and our kids.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Gavin, Greg Venise, violent justice. Well there you go now, James,
appreciate you and you off right then, boys, hang right there,
Good morning, got the big show on the radio. Request
a bit of John Boy Tony Hotel out of Great Georgia.
See what donis says Bayquz Horden Delbert measuring the flagpole?
(31:10):
L o L laugh out loud. I know what that means.
Did you write that? Or don it?
Speaker 6 (31:14):
Ta?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
You're looking after me? Thank you all these sayings you
kids have al Tony hang on your requests coming up next.
(31:52):
Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
Why do I thank Somebody want to like sticking their
head out some doors on the wall and you get
to a quick joke and Goldie Hallan goes down sent
across the stage. Gentlemen's curd. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, laughing, laughing.
This is from Austin Power, is it?
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Hell?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Guy? I was closed? So where are we? Not me
right out here?
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (32:16):
I bit request you, I got it Tony Hondo from
Great Georgia's request right now. Hello, Hey, it's hoyt.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Oh my life wan a fight about it?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
No, man, y'all won't been a here wait here.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
You big on old Harry knuckle dragon butt picking, bigger
eating here looking at her.
Speaker 2 (32:35):
Not much man, what you endeavor had been up to lately?
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Well, I reckon, I'm doing fair into bedling and Debert's
kindly hobbled at the moment. He's got a broke ankle.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Oh what happened?
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Well? Me and him went up to West Jefferson over
July the fourth to see memo on them. I always
told a big old pig picking in the front yard.
So we're sitting around after dinner, having us a beer
or twelve, and me Moo says, hey, why are you here?
Y'all need to go to see Buck's new flag. Now.
Buck's Debort's great uncle. He runs this gas station out
on the highway, me, Ma says, yeah, he just put
(33:08):
up the biggest American flag in the hall state of
North Caroliner. Well, the only one and ain't drunk is
cousin Skeeter, the one to just turned sixteen. So me
and Debort hop in the truck and get Skeeter to
drive us out there to check out this flag. Well, sir,
if this ain't the biggest flag in the state, it
didn't miss by much. This sucker was huge. So he
pulled in to say hey, and Uncle Buck's standing there
(33:31):
in the parking lot going toe to toe with some furdays,
calling each other everything but sport. Skeeter says, huh oh,
ask Tiny Lunsford, the county inspector. He's all time come
by here giving Uncle Buck a hard time about permits
and easements and whatnot. So we get out of the
truck and Uncle Buck goes, boys, this here coming, This says,
(33:51):
I can't put a dad gum American flag up on
my own property. Tiny says, now, Buck, you are in
violation of the county sign or. Buck says it ain't
a sign. It said dad gum flag. Tiny says, don't
make no difference if it is clearly intended to draw
attention to the business. The loss says it's a sign
(34:11):
and forty foot is the height limit. So unless you
can prove that their pole is under forty foot tall,
I'm gonna have to write you up. Buck says, well,
what you want me to do? Show me up the
dad gum thing with a tape measure. Tony says, I
don't give a rip how you do it, as long
as it gets done. I said, boys, let's just settle
it down here a minute. I got a fifty foot
nil on rope in the back of the truck. What
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if we wish to lower that flag, tie the rope
on the top of it, then we could raise her
up and see how high it is. Tony says, well,
I reckon that'll work. Well. Buck ain't happy, but he
don't want to get no ticket, so he goes to
lower the flag. The pulley at the top gets hung
up and the flag won't come down. Tony says, well,
I reckon, that's it, and he starts writing up a
(34:54):
citation about that time. Debort pops up. He says, now, now,
screw that, give me that rope. He ties the end
of it to his belt and says, I'll be back
in just a minute, and he goes shemmying up the pole.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
I gotta ask, how'd that work out?
Speaker 4 (35:09):
He didn't make it about two thirds of the way
up before his hand started getting sweaty. Next thing you know,
he slid all the way back down to the ground.
I says, delbort please, son, you're gonna kill yourself. He says,
shut up, I know what I'm doing. Goes to shemy
in again, this time makes it about halfway up there
before he lost his grip, come down hard right on
his left ankle out. That's what he said. Of course,
(35:30):
he added a few colorful phrases on the end of it.
Speaker 8 (35:33):
Well.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
By that time, Buck's wife Lucille comes out and says,
I'll swanny, y'all are the dumbest bunch of jackasses I
ever seen. Look here, that pole is bolted to that
big old steel plate that sunk down in the concrete.
Wa't you just pull them bolts loose, lay the pole
down on the ground and measure it. Deborah goes Lucille,
(35:54):
the men are talking. Won't you go bake some cookies
or something? He gives him a dirty looking storms Back
in the store, I said, Deborah, don't you think that
was kindly harsh? He says, hoh it out there might
be the dumbest woman God ever put on the face
of the hearth. We're trying to figure out how tall
the dead gum thing is, not how long it is.
(36:18):
I live right on here, men, hop along. Casualty is fiction.
To go to work, you don't think over later on? Yeah,
well you telling him? I said, huh, you know what
you mean, y'all? Keep them straight up? Fire light light here.
Speaker 2 (36:58):
Good morning, it's a big show the radio for your Fridays,
September nineteenth. I'm in Tom, so it's in on the
line with us here head in the week number three.
Speaker 8 (37:10):
Good morning again, Tom, Good morning again, John Board.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Last week Tom went ten and six for the season
nineteen to thirteen. Picked Arizona given six and a half
over Carolina. Arizona was up about twenty four. They led
the Panthers back in it still loss. Arizona wins by
fives and the logging in. We are looking at week
number three. Let's started over the early Sunday afternoon game
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the one and one Atlanta Falcons at the zero and
two Carolina Panther.
Speaker 8 (37:47):
I think that Atlanta passed for US is gonna just
destroy Carolina home opener. People will be excited. That won't
be announced.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
No Falcons win Atlanta. We're going to open three dough Okay,
the two and oh Joe burrowless Cincinnati Bengals at the
one and one Minnesota Vikings, and they lost their quarterback
McCarthy as well.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
Battle of the backups, and I think Minnesota wins it
close at home.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
We're close at home. Then we got the two and
oh Green Bay Packers at the OH and two Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 8 (38:22):
I have not seen a team look better than the
Packers this season, and they're going to win it on
the road.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Okay, the O and two Houston Texans are the one
and one Jacksonville Jaguar.
Speaker 8 (38:34):
I think Jacksonville takes this one. Good game, close game,
a lot of big hits, but I think Trevor Lawrence
is going to finally have himself a big game and
Jaguars win.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Jaguars at home. Then we got the two and oh
Indianapolis Colts at the OH and two Tennessee Titans.
Speaker 8 (38:53):
Tennessee's going to be good, but not for a while.
And Indy has been playing so well in there. They
win this one comfortably.
Speaker 2 (39:00):
Then we got the two and O l A. Rams
at the two and oh, Philadelphia Eagles.
Speaker 8 (39:06):
Touch for us. I play it. Good game, good teams,
good coaches, but Eagles win.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Eagles on that one. Then they won and one Las
Vegas Raiders at they won and one Washington Commanders.
Speaker 8 (39:21):
Por Vegas plays good defense, but I just think Washington
has too much and they win a close one.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
If they can Washington old that one. Then we got
the O and two New York Jets at the two
and o. Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Speaker 8 (39:37):
Baker Mayfield man that kind knows how to win games. Uh,
he was not like that when he played for Carolina before.
He's good and he's gonna be good again in Tampa
Bay Ones.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
He's Tampa Bay. Nobody's like that when they play for Carolina.
If we we're gonna get rid of Brice Young, he's
gonna go somewhere else and have a wonderful career. Watch
what happened. Okay, Now back to Utah one and one.
Pittsburgh Steelers at the one and one. New England Patriots.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Steelers are favorite, But boy, I like Drake may and
I like what New England's doing good coaching in New England.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
In the upset, Say, all right, there are four late
Sunday afternoon games. First two at four oh five, second
two at four to twenty five. We got the one
in one Denver Broncos at the two and O l
A Chargers.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
Bore Chargers look good. They are only two and a
half point favorite. They're better than that, and they are
my luck of the week.
Speaker 2 (40:39):
Okay, get this two and a half point faith Chargers
over Denver? All right? Then we got the O and
two New Orleans Saints at the one and one Seattle Seahawks.
Speaker 8 (40:52):
You know, the Saints may not be the worst team
in the league. Carolina might be. I hate to say that,
but New Orleans is not good enough to win this one.
Sale's a tough place to play, and behind former quarterback
Sam Darnold's former Panther quarterback, Seattle wins.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
There you go the two and o Arizona Cardinals at
the two and O San Francisco Fortyniners.
Speaker 8 (41:15):
Good game, but I'm gonna go with the forty nine
Ers at home.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Fortyniners at home. And then we got the one and
one Dallas Cowboys at the O N two Chicago Bears.
Speaker 8 (41:25):
For Bears can look bad, but I think they get
it right against a Dallas defense, and I like the
Bears to win close.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
And then Sunday Night Football the O and two Kansas
City Chiefs with snake bit Travis Kelcey ever since he
got engaged. They're playing in the O and two New
York Giants. Are they gonna go? Oh and three? Tom,
They are not.
Speaker 8 (41:49):
They They're gonna get it right. Their quarterback, Pa Mahomes
is just too good and I don't care who drops passes.
Are gonna win that one anyway.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
The kids said to get their first win. And then
Monday Night football the one and one Detroit lines at
the one and one Baltimore Ravens.
Speaker 8 (42:07):
Now, this is a good game. These are two really
good offenses, and I think it's one of those games.
It's gonna come down, like so many of them, to
just the last two or three minutes and Baltimore pulls
it out.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Baltimore is gonna put it out at night, all right.
And lock of the week the LA Chargers over the
Denver Broncos by more than two and a half. All right, Tom,
listen joy the weekend, Buddy, appreciate you so much.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
We will do that. Thank you guys.
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