January 26, 2024 • 33 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we learn how Mozart dealt with a heckler.. - Jackie sings doo-wop with John Boy.. - Mad Max gets a bill for putting cash in his bank account.. - Woodrow Boudreaux deals with a dead mule.. - We prove (again) that John Boy is just like Ron Burgundy.. - and Gary Busey puts another entry into his diary..
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Good morning. You got the big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
More chance for you to win coming up after your
news Weather Sports.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
This is Donald Trump and you're listening to the Big
Show on the radio, John Boy and Billy. These guys
are tremendous right now. The number one John Boy and
Billy I've ever heard. And I know a lot of
John Boy and Billy, trust me, a tremendous amount of
John boyan Billy's. And there's some smaller shows. But this
is the big show. It's the big show on your radio.
I think that's how John Boyce says, big show on
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the radio, one of the.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Look at some of our top seven albums in the
past years. We track them on the John Boy and
Billy bit box.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I turn her saying.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
She was afraid to come over for dinner. She was
afraid that I do something mean. She was afraid to
come over for dinner. She didn't know about soul food.
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Quizzy six seven eight, tell the crackers what she ate
it was?
Speaker 4 (01:37):
And Nancy fitzing ten Weedy canna barba Cuba is that
she think for the.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
First time that.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Night can insy nzing ten Weedy Canna barba Cuba he is.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I tried to get her to.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Take just a bite six seven eight. Hater's always gonna hate.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
She I was afraid to sit down at the table
at this feast that was fit for a queen. But
she sat herself down at the table, and when she
looked at her plate, she turned green.
Speaker 5 (02:14):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she ate it was, and.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
It's it bitzing Teenie weedy Canna Barba Cuba edies that
she ate for the first time that night, And it's
it bitsing teenie Weenie Canna Barba Cuba edies that sent
her running away.
Speaker 6 (02:34):
With a fright.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
Six seven eight. Hater's always gonna hate.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Now she's afraid to come out of the bathroom. I
don't know what she's doing, and there I can't get
her butt out of the bathroom, and it smells kind
of like burning hair.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Six seven eight. Tell the crackers what she eight it.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Was and it's it bits gen wheenye Canna barber Cuba
eighties that sheet eate and it gave her the squirts
and it's a bits geniweenie Canna Baba Cuba it is.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
And up Penny and Booty.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Both hurts from the pantry to the kitchen, from the
kitchen to the plate, from the plate to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
It's been a really crappy thing.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio and coming up.
The easiest way for you to win, it's the current
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you get ten percent off. Alight, better, let's play the
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Speaker 1 (04:03):
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Speaker 2 (04:08):
Alright, one eight hundred big show you told free line
across America, Take Sea and when next good morning, A
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big show is on the radio right now?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yam a pep squall? Okay, wills.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Quiz as they had a Timothy from Bishopville, South Carolina.
Good morning, Timothy, good morning, good morning. You ready to play?
Speaker 8 (05:04):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Alright in the end, go billy well.
Speaker 9 (05:07):
Spotify, the streaming music service, has just launched a new
channel in England that's just for dogs. It's designed to
entertain your favorite good boy or girl while you're at work.
During the day, the channel has content featuring the soothing
voices of British actors Ralph Ineson and Jessica Rain. The
channel features music and conversation designed to keep your dogs
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relaxed until mommy or Daddy get home. The channel's most
popular feature is a segment called a be home Soon
b Who's the best dog he ever?
Speaker 6 (05:40):
Or see?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wait was that the can opener? What'd you got? Timothy?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Fifteen dollars gifts intificate from your novel dot com.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Timothy will get it to you down Bishop Bill.
Speaker 10 (05:57):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Yes today my birthday?
Speaker 4 (05:59):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Hey, what happened? Birthday? Yes you can.
Speaker 5 (06:04):
I want to go out to everybody my work.
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'll get I see everybody, my mom's work and my
sister's work.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well howera, I did your family working?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, sir, it's a big show on your radio.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 11 (06:26):
Hey, this is Adam saying you're listening to.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
The Big Show with John Boyd. Beuney, you're born ad
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This makes you on the radio.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Moving to you morning tighter. My little stupid Billy just.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Ponted out our album that we're featuring cuts off of
twenty for twenty it has forty one trucks.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Yeah, and I'm like, what do we do the bonus version?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
And we figured out we released this this double album
a while back.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
It was supposed to be I Was Born, supposed to
be two for twenty. Tayter kind of wrote down the time.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
Guys think about it, Tator, has this show ever gone
twenty for twenty on anything?
Speaker 10 (07:35):
I can't get lead?
Speaker 5 (07:36):
That was all up there.
Speaker 12 (07:37):
I'm not want something to mister Burgundy. Yes, Randy Crook,
just because she has.
Speaker 11 (07:48):
It on the teleprompty, you can't get all the flame
of her.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Your name is on the album.
Speaker 12 (07:54):
It says John Boy and Billy who for twenty And
it only took me two and a half hours and
Billy Billy had to point it out. Yes, twenty for
twenty yeh, well his name is closer to the twenty.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well, so you stay classy, you do it now about
entertainer writes it down. I'll read it.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
So two for twenty forty one tracks nineteen ninety nine
in the bit box.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
I got that this makes us one for twenty years.
Speaker 8 (08:23):
Maybe when they create their album they can title it
twenty for twenty year.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
I'm sorry, it was all right. Let's get back on time.
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Good morning, there's a big show in the radio.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Let's bring in lipless Hey ay, Hey.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Hey, hey, yacky yacky.
Speaker 9 (09:08):
Oh wait, don't be so darn excited to see him.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I had a hear y right, I wrote, oh, gun, wow,
Hotey limited hot gliplesses ha. They think I wanted.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
Uh.
Speaker 9 (09:30):
I think you said something about being really drunk. I'm
not sure I heard you got a good yoke?
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Who ya are? Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
What a wan wear a hey jacket and a her
hot and hate in the house.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
I wasn't wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat
while painting the house?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Right?
Speaker 9 (09:46):
Well, because the can said be sure to put on
two coats. No, oh, I love.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Ay? Why heard okay art?
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Why are the no kmarts in Afghanistan? Well, because there's
already a target on every corner. No Hotey, he said,
don't embarrass him in front of his.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Possible I had all the under got loll up, all
the customers got blown out. I said, hey, what does
she the horror idiot and herd and hostel? Hey, howton?
What in common?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
What is Steve the idiot intern and Osama bin Lawden
having concob. Well, they both spend all day listening to
the B fifty two's.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
They're they're a heart look like cave their apartment. I
got like, hello, what what one hundred and fifty children?
Something about Aunt Bessie. I'm not sure why?
Speaker 6 (11:03):
All right?
Speaker 11 (11:04):
All right?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
What goes? C cap clip call? Cip call?
Speaker 6 (11:08):
Why?
Speaker 11 (11:09):
What goes?
Speaker 9 (11:10):
Clip clop clip clop clip clop bang? An amish drive
by shooting.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
A love you. He's going to have to keep his
eye on. I had a slowing horse, an exploding horse?
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What do you call awen with an r A hor What.
Speaker 9 (11:43):
What do you call a man with his arm up?
A horse's? But an Amish mechanic?
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Right on.
Speaker 10 (11:53):
Left, left, the worst on the hall.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Okay, I gotta go, okay, one more to hear one
war wife?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
What Fred flint shown and oo he highway?
Speaker 5 (12:17):
Come?
Speaker 9 (12:18):
What do Fred Flintstone and Osama ben Lauden have in common? Well,
they both look out the window and see rubble. Wait
I had there was were honey hat funny for a
funny hat?
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yeah, you said, well bred was wherever he was a
large director of the Little Order of Water ruffalo.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Hard oh taho. He got some showering here.
Speaker 9 (12:51):
You know, I thought a posse was supposed to be
a lot more enthusiastic than what I I think you're
about to get posse whipped as you leave here.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Hi.
Speaker 13 (13:00):
Hold, this is one strange hawky you guys.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
We got ready for new Hawker. It's a big show
on your radio. Thanks for joining us this morning.
Speaker 11 (13:29):
Hey, this is Adam sand You're listening to.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
The Big Show with John boyn un.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Good morning event shows on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
All right, coon you bubber Maya there Studd tell you
bar looking at the speakers. That's her favorite one. There
see it?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Oh hey, ready there you Buddy Hanson, if you have
a minute, I have a nomination for this week's zero. Okay,
all right, I'm gonna nominate John boy Iley for this
week zero because my day started out with first a
phone call that started like this.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you working yet? What time was that? Which?
Speaker 12 (14:42):
Oh way before he would be working? Okay, so so
which all already puts me. Of course I'm working. Just
because you don't see me doing it doesn't mean I'm
not doing it.
Speaker 11 (14:52):
I do that to him all the time, but he
knows that's a button. So he's on one side of
the phone, and I know.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
You are just get up this grumpy excuse me.
Speaker 12 (15:00):
I'm talking to mister Hanson. So I know he's in
a bit of a tizzy because in the background, and
it's never a good phone call when John Boys on
the phone to you and in the background you hear
copylated yes, yes he was, or at least there was
a threat in the air of such. We've got problems
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out of here now my house we call we got problems,
meaning we call it Timmy's fell in the well at
the honey.
Speaker 11 (15:34):
I gotta go over to John Boys house Timmy fell
in the well.
Speaker 12 (15:36):
Again, because otherwise the explanation you have to give as
to why you're actually going over there is so ridiculous
that he just defies reason. Okay, are you taking notes
for this?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right?
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I got a mon like a steel trap.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
What's the problem. What's the problem?
Speaker 12 (15:52):
John Boy as a furniture guy coming this afternoon, and
we got to get the bed fram out of nightage
room in.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You talk to her, I.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
So, Eve, what's the problem. Well, there's a bed here.
We can't get it apart.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't have the right tools.
Speaker 11 (16:16):
And then back around here.
Speaker 12 (16:20):
It was a bed frame. See, it needed a socket
to take it apart. Now as many of these b
C powder toolkits have flown out the door here with losers,
I know he's taking fifteen of them home.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I give him to my friends.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
So I go, I leave work, drive to his house,
take the bed apart, which takes all of five minutes,
pull it out into the hallway, and by the way,
nobody's at home now it's just me in there. So
I'm thinking, Hey, this.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Will be a breeze.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
All right, I got it apart. It's my cell phone.
John Boys calling, by.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
The way, worst ring toonet.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, you need to change it's.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
So that I can identify it from the others. John
Boys calling, I left.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
My stuff on the bathroom counter. I don't know what
time it is. I need my bracelet.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
He wears a man bracelet athletes. Well, then nominate yourself
a hero.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You can be hero for that because he's with my
fish and shoulder. So I go, when you get decapitulated.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Yeah, yeah, So guy in the bathroom almostuff.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Sorry, I go in there. Guess what's laying there?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
It's his watch, which I you know, I gotta admit
a little guy on my shoulder, goes, I.
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Didn't see a watch, but I've got the watch.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
There's the watch, there's his little man bracelets, there's a variety,
there's a variety of vitamins, some little blue pill.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I don't know what that's for.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
And then I also noticed in this little things that
he's taken off to get into the shower is Pearl's collar?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Are you showering with the dog?
Speaker 13 (18:05):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Say that's just you? He copulated what sort of little
peyton place?
Speaker 11 (18:12):
An thank you?
Speaker 14 (18:14):
That qualifies though, because you know, anybody can get a
grown man or do his work for him as a hero,
and any grown man it would do it as a zero.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Yes, hey, I thought at least i'd make heroes.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
So basically, Johnny, I think the short version that would
be here's your crap, go come populated?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yes, yes, thank you? Billy? All right? So things all right?
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Yeah, but I left the garage door opening the alarm off.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Another run?
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Come on to the big shows on you a radio?
All right, Well, y'all ready to play this wordy word game.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
One eight hundred Big show was your toll free line
callers nine and ten. Y'all will play with us next.
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Good morning, the Big goes on the radio, the fig shows,
some reson show.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
And everybody's head about the bed. Not wordy word, the word,
any word.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Let's lead her contestants. We got David from Odessa, Texas.
Good morning, David.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Good money?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Welcome and you're playing. Michael from Acon, South Carolina. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh good?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
All right, boys, Michael, your own team Terry and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
David. You got John Boyn Billet on the side.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
All right, boys, any word out of the English language
is what we're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
David. It's me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, starting the clock now. Not a hole, but if
you cut it in half? Yeah all right?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The living dead? What do you call them? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Uh? A word you say tree t R E E.
You are in a the kids Kids contest.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Contest, A blank blank contest where you have to know
the words the letters.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, yes, all right? You do this with a board
on the ocean on the wave. Uh okay, we got
a three? All right, next time? All right, Michael is up?
People with all right, Michael, are you ready, yeah, and go.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Guys, do this with a board and there you go
a B, C, D E. Do you know your what alphabet?
Speaker 11 (20:58):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (20:59):
When you uh uh turn over and over again, it's
like a trick. What do you do you flip over
your head?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Yeah? Another word, another word for that.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
No, not the winner, but the what when it's hot outside,
when it's summer.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
This bug's got a lot of a lot of arms
and legs.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, that's all right, y'all got a three. It's tied
up after round one. All right, anybody's game and David,
you are up for thirty more seconds with Billy bigging
up on that last one, and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Go a bug with one hundred legs.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
No, it's looks like a worm, but it's.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Got a lot of it.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Yeah, all right, see the ground shakes. We're having a
what wake yep, yep, let's see. Uh it's has eight
sides octon. Yeah, you go, you use this on your field.
You pull it behind a horse, trout, You look into
the horse and drag it along.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's too wet to nice work.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Out of four to the score a seven total for
David and Michael and Mercy y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Need four to tie and five will win. Alright in reach,
alright you ready, miel Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And lamentator is making some noises enough to get me
to stall. Got it out ready, go all right.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
It's a culture of people. They do barn raising. They're
not the Quaker, but this that your hair might go
down the blank in the sink, in the shower, you
have a rotten tooth. They need to fill your cavity.
You're bite into a blank gym. This is a pattern
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of clothes. It's a lot of a cross, you know.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Crush.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
This is an egg egg meal in the morning that
kind of folded over.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
The watching than some more sound. All right, job on
there nine to seven. Michael wins.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
So it takes a while to google amish.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Michael, you saved me.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Job David from Odessa. Good game, man.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We came up a little short, buddy, but we appreciate
you playing man.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Good.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I give a quick shut out, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
If I could have to do an impression of mighty servius,
I think that's the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
We're like playing warning wardon, like we're trying to get
you say a word, but like you could say like
and then you know what almost was like, I'm I
did like wracking ball.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That was going fans at work and you have the
funniest little while. Thank you guys, David.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We appreciate he's playing down there listening to Odessa there Bo.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I thank you a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Michael, you get the Brookwood Farm slam dunk arbitue fees
and at fifty bucks from ProFlowers dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Congratulations, Thank you, so I appreciate it. My man.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hang on, Good morning, you got the Big Show on
the radio. Time for the classic bit requests of the morning.
We got Sam Miller out of Columbus, Georgia. Sam wants
to hear some Gary Busey man, sit right here. You
got it, Sam, coming up next. Good morning, Big Shows
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on the radio. Some of you'd like to hear about
this time every weekday morning. Hold on the wall and
John won't Bill a Facebook page shoots email at Big
Show dot com. Sam Miller from Columbus, Georgia got isray
Questloo here we go and now the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Do you diary? This is Gary ucy Well diary. It
has been one hillatious couple of days. I did something
that I had done in twenty years and swore i'd
never do again. They say, what don't kill you only
makes you stronger. Well, Diary, if that's true, I am indestructible. Yes, Diary.
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I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut not in fears,
I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Bucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Kim folk, kim folk, won't do win again, folk. Hey, fool,
you fool, you're drooling into g pool. Cousin. Humper, okle tumper,
giddy up go. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:07):
I had been to Abusy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to, I got into a burn
nuncle brawl over a game of horseshoes with my hot tempered,
hard drinking cousin. Short fusee abuses. That flight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
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a peace negotiator for the un old truce Abusy. I
figured enough time had passed and it is safety going
back again.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I instantly regretted it. My family is one hundred percent
nerve racking, picturesque gailored Sartaine picnic park and outdoor paintball
World was jam packed with Abusies from all over the
damn planet. It was lazy eyes and big ass tea
as far as you could see. The first one I
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run into was my voice talking uncle Juicy Abausy. Five
minutes of his close talking spray, and I felt like
I'd been on the log flument.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Not very far Diary.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I usually only go to these things for the food,
best tater salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe
guaranteed to go right to your hips, courtesy of my
big old aunt kaboos Abusey.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
She'd been eating all her.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Life and it showed Diary. Same goes for her son,
Moosey Beausy, five hundred pound tight end, not bad for
a freshman in high school. You know his daddy. He
ain't never seen one of his games on account of
he got a spastic colon, poor old drop of Douicy Bausey.
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Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beaucy. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosie Bausy.
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It must be in the blood because her older brother,
so Doucey Beaucy, got hitched to some seven foot tall
African gal. Her name is Watousie Beausy, but in her
native language it's album Junior. I hate too, admit it,
(28:53):
but it was fun catching up with some of my
shirt tail kinfolk. My great uncle with two wooden legs,
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States, Noosey Baucy and
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the family loser. Lame Excusey Beaucy, My little niece, the Olbino.
Her skin is so pale you can see right through it.
But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute
as a bug. Well, Diary, I gotta get to rambling.
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Crazy Frankie and Me are going to help Meg Ryan
decide what to do with all the leftover skin from
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With a fright.
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Six seven eight. Hater's always gonna hate.
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I'll get I see everybody, my mom's work and my
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Ponted out our album that we're featuring cuts off of
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Yeah, and I'm like, what do we do the bonus version?
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And we figured out we released this this double album
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It was supposed to be I Was Born, supposed to
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Guys think about it, Tator, has this show ever gone
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It on the teleprompty, you can't get all the flame
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I wasn't wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat
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Right?
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They're they're a heart look like cave their apartment. I
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All right?
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Why?
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What goes?
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A love you. He's going to have to keep his
eye on. I had a slowing horse, an exploding horse?
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Left, left, the worst on the hall.
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war wife?
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What Fred flint shown and oo he highway?
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Come?
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I had there was were honey hat funny for a
funny hat?
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large director of the Little Order of Water ruffalo.
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Hard oh taho. He got some showering here.
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You know, I thought a posse was supposed to be
a lot more enthusiastic than what I I think you're
about to get posse whipped as you leave here.
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Hi.
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The Big Show with John boyn un.
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Good morning event shows on the radio.
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All right, coon you bubber Maya there Studd tell you
bar looking at the speakers. That's her favorite one. There
see it?
Speaker 12 (14:23):
Oh hey, ready there you Buddy Hanson, if you have
a minute, I have a nomination for this week's zero. Okay,
all right, I'm gonna nominate John boy Iley for this
week zero because my day started out with first a
phone call that started like this.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Are you working yet? What time was that? Which?
Speaker 12 (14:42):
Oh way before he would be working? Okay, so so
which all already puts me. Of course I'm working. Just
because you don't see me doing it doesn't mean I'm
not doing it.
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I do that to him all the time, but he
knows that's a button. So he's on one side of
the phone, and I know.
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You are just get up this grumpy excuse me.
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I'm talking to mister Hanson. So I know he's in
a bit of a tizzy because in the background, and
it's never a good phone call when John Boys on
the phone to you and in the background you hear
copylated yes, yes he was, or at least there was
a threat in the air of such. We've got problems
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out of here now my house we call we got problems,
meaning we call it Timmy's fell in the well at
the honey.
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I gotta go over to John Boys house Timmy fell
in the well.
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Again, because otherwise the explanation you have to give as
to why you're actually going over there is so ridiculous
that he just defies reason. Okay, are you taking notes
for this?
Speaker 6 (15:48):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (15:48):
All right?
Speaker 10 (15:49):
I got a mon like a steel trap.
Speaker 11 (15:50):
What's the problem. What's the problem?
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John Boy as a furniture guy coming this afternoon, and
we got to get the bed fram out of nightage
room in.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Hell.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You talk to her, I.
Speaker 11 (16:08):
So, Eve, what's the problem. Well, there's a bed here.
We can't get it apart.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
I don't have the right tools.
Speaker 11 (16:16):
And then back around here.
Speaker 12 (16:20):
It was a bed frame. See, it needed a socket
to take it apart. Now as many of these b
C powder toolkits have flown out the door here with losers,
I know he's taking fifteen of them home.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
I give him to my friends.
Speaker 12 (16:39):
So I go, I leave work, drive to his house,
take the bed apart, which takes all of five minutes,
pull it out into the hallway, and by the way,
nobody's at home now it's just me in there. So
I'm thinking, Hey, this.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Will be a breeze.
Speaker 11 (16:53):
All right, I got it apart. It's my cell phone.
John Boys calling, by.
Speaker 9 (16:59):
The way, worst ring toonet.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Well, you need to change it's.
Speaker 11 (17:02):
So that I can identify it from the others. John
Boys calling, I left.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
My stuff on the bathroom counter. I don't know what
time it is. I need my bracelet.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
He wears a man bracelet athletes. Well, then nominate yourself
a hero.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You can be hero for that because he's with my
fish and shoulder. So I go, when you get decapitulated.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Yeah, yeah, So guy in the bathroom almostuff.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Sorry, I go in there. Guess what's laying there?
Speaker 12 (17:35):
It's his watch, which I you know, I gotta admit
a little guy on my shoulder, goes, I.
Speaker 11 (17:39):
Didn't see a watch, but I've got the watch.
Speaker 12 (17:42):
There's the watch, there's his little man bracelets, there's a variety,
there's a variety of vitamins, some little blue pill.
Speaker 11 (17:52):
I don't know what that's for.
Speaker 12 (17:53):
And then I also noticed in this little things that
he's taken off to get into the shower is Pearl's collar?
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Are you showering with the dog?
Speaker 13 (18:05):
Now?
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Say that's just you? He copulated what sort of little
peyton place?
Speaker 11 (18:12):
An thank you?
Speaker 14 (18:14):
That qualifies though, because you know, anybody can get a
grown man or do his work for him as a hero,
and any grown man it would do it as a zero.
Speaker 12 (18:20):
Yes, hey, I thought at least i'd make heroes.
Speaker 9 (18:26):
So basically, Johnny, I think the short version that would
be here's your crap, go come populated?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yes, yes, thank you? Billy? All right? So things all right?
Speaker 11 (18:35):
Yeah, but I left the garage door opening the alarm off.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Another run?
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Come on to the big shows on you a radio?
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Let's do it.
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Good morning, the Big goes on the radio, the fig shows,
some reson show.
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And everybody's head about the bed. Not wordy word, the word,
any word.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Let's lead her contestants. We got David from Odessa, Texas.
Good morning, David.
Speaker 8 (19:34):
Hey, how's it going?
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Good money?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Welcome and you're playing. Michael from Acon, South Carolina. Good morning, Michael.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
How are you doing?
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Oh good?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
All right, boys, Michael, your own team Terry and Taylor.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
David. You got John Boyn Billet on the side.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
All right, boys, any word out of the English language
is what we're dealing with.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
David. It's me and you for the first thirty seconds.
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Okay, starting the clock now. Not a hole, but if
you cut it in half? Yeah all right?
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (20:10):
The living dead? What do you call them? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (20:14):
All right?
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Uh? A word you say tree t R E E.
You are in a the kids Kids contest.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Contest, A blank blank contest where you have to know
the words the letters.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Yes, yes, all right? You do this with a board
on the ocean on the wave. Uh okay, we got
a three? All right, next time? All right, Michael is up?
People with all right, Michael, are you ready, yeah, and go.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
Guys, do this with a board and there you go
a B, C, D E. Do you know your what alphabet?
Speaker 11 (20:58):
Okay?
Speaker 10 (20:59):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (20:59):
When you uh uh turn over and over again, it's
like a trick. What do you do you flip over
your head?
Speaker 10 (21:07):
Yeah? Another word, another word for that.
Speaker 14 (21:11):
No, not the winner, but the what when it's hot outside,
when it's summer.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
There you go.
Speaker 10 (21:18):
This bug's got a lot of a lot of arms
and legs.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Oh, that's all right, y'all got a three. It's tied
up after round one. All right, anybody's game and David,
you are up for thirty more seconds with Billy bigging
up on that last one, and.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Go a bug with one hundred legs.
Speaker 9 (21:38):
No, it's looks like a worm, but it's.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Got a lot of it.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
Yeah, all right, see the ground shakes. We're having a
what wake yep, yep, let's see. Uh it's has eight
sides octon. Yeah, you go, you use this on your field.
You pull it behind a horse, trout, You look into
the horse and drag it along.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
It's too wet to nice work.
Speaker 9 (22:09):
All right.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
Out of four to the score a seven total for
David and Michael and Mercy y'all.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Need four to tie and five will win. Alright in reach,
alright you ready, miel Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
And lamentator is making some noises enough to get me
to stall. Got it out ready, go all right.
Speaker 8 (22:37):
It's a culture of people. They do barn raising. They're
not the Quaker, but this that your hair might go
down the blank in the sink, in the shower, you
have a rotten tooth. They need to fill your cavity.
You're bite into a blank gym. This is a pattern
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of clothes. It's a lot of a cross, you know.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Crush.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
This is an egg egg meal in the morning that
kind of folded over.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
The watching than some more sound. All right, job on
there nine to seven. Michael wins.
Speaker 9 (23:17):
So it takes a while to google amish.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
Michael, you saved me.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Job David from Odessa. Good game, man.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
We came up a little short, buddy, but we appreciate
you playing man.
Speaker 6 (23:28):
Good.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
I give a quick shut out, go ahead.
Speaker 10 (23:30):
If I could have to do an impression of mighty servius,
I think that's the funniest thing ever.
Speaker 8 (23:36):
We're like playing warning wardon, like we're trying to get
you say a word, but like you could say like
and then you know what almost was like, I'm I
did like wracking ball.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
That was going fans at work and you have the
funniest little while. Thank you guys, David.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
We appreciate he's playing down there listening to Odessa there Bo.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
I thank you a lot.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Michael, you get the Brookwood Farm slam dunk arbitue fees
and at fifty bucks from ProFlowers dot com.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Congratulations, Thank you, so I appreciate it. My man.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Hang on, Good morning, you got the Big Show on
the radio. Time for the classic bit requests of the morning.
We got Sam Miller out of Columbus, Georgia. Sam wants
to hear some Gary Busey man, sit right here. You
got it, Sam, coming up next. Good morning, Big Shows
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on the radio. Some of you'd like to hear about
this time every weekday morning. Hold on the wall and
John won't Bill a Facebook page shoots email at Big
Show dot com. Sam Miller from Columbus, Georgia got isray
Questloo here we go and now the diary of Gary Busey.
Speaker 6 (25:10):
Do you diary? This is Gary ucy Well diary. It
has been one hillatious couple of days. I did something
that I had done in twenty years and swore i'd
never do again. They say, what don't kill you only
makes you stronger. Well, Diary, if that's true, I am indestructible. Yes, Diary.
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I ventured into the belly of the beast, into the
heart of darkness, to face my most gut not in fears,
I travel all the way to Tulsa to attend the
annual Bucy family reunion. Yeah, it was as terrifying as
it sounds.
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Kim folk, kim folk, won't do win again, folk. Hey, fool,
you fool, you're drooling into g pool. Cousin. Humper, okle tumper,
giddy up go. Yeah.
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I had been to Abusy reunion in many, many years.
Last one I went to, I got into a burn
nuncle brawl over a game of horseshoes with my hot tempered,
hard drinking cousin. Short fusee abuses. That flight would still
be raging if it wasn't for my uncle. He was
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a peace negotiator for the un old truce Abusy. I
figured enough time had passed and it is safety going
back again.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
Man.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
I instantly regretted it. My family is one hundred percent
nerve racking, picturesque gailored Sartaine picnic park and outdoor paintball
World was jam packed with Abusies from all over the
damn planet. It was lazy eyes and big ass tea
as far as you could see. The first one I
(27:05):
run into was my voice talking uncle Juicy Abausy. Five
minutes of his close talking spray, and I felt like
I'd been on the log flument.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Not very far Diary.
Speaker 6 (27:19):
I usually only go to these things for the food,
best tater salad on the planet, the Beausy secret recipe
guaranteed to go right to your hips, courtesy of my
big old aunt kaboos Abusey.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
She'd been eating all her.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Life and it showed Diary. Same goes for her son,
Moosey Beausy, five hundred pound tight end, not bad for
a freshman in high school. You know his daddy. He
ain't never seen one of his games on account of
he got a spastic colon, poor old drop of Douicy Bausey.
(28:08):
Every family got a sex fiend in the woodpile, and
ours is my second cousin, Lucy Beaucy. She had her
fifth young and with some American Indian big shot at
one of the reservation casinos. She named the baby Papoosie Bausy.
(28:29):
It must be in the blood because her older brother,
so Doucey Beaucy, got hitched to some seven foot tall
African gal. Her name is Watousie Beausy, but in her
native language it's album Junior. I hate too, admit it,
(28:53):
but it was fun catching up with some of my
shirt tail kinfolk. My great uncle with two wooden legs,
Sprucy Beaucy, my loopie second cousin who likes sneaking up
on folks and grabbing their butts. Goosey Beaucy, his boy,
the last hangman in the United States, Noosey Baucy and
(29:19):
the family loser. Lame Excusey Beaucy, My little niece, the Olbino.
Her skin is so pale you can see right through it.
But little trans Lucy Beaucy is still It's still cute
as a bug. Well, Diary, I gotta get to rambling.
(29:46):
Crazy Frankie and Me are going to help Meg Ryan
decide what to do with all the leftover skin from
her lated face. Until next time, x's and o's Gary Abuse.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
The Big Show is on the radio down here today
going to the mail. I handle the US Postal Service
mail that comes in here at the Big Show. Have
been since the start. Of course, it was a couple
of months. I let Jackie do it during the anthrax
scare of two thousand and two. That's right, yes, I
give of course, get in touch whe us. You can
email us. Go to the mail bag of the Big
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Show dot com. Everybody's there. My button is anybody but
me beg on that, But got this little card. Just
want to share this with y'all. Sometimes times, thank I'm
an iddy to the Big Show staff. I want to
thank you for what you do every day and to
tell you how much you brighten my day. I've listened
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to your show most mornings while I do my hair
and makeup for the last twenty four years. You've always
made me laugh. Last two years been pretty terrible for me.
During my shower, my mind is always preoccupied worrying about
that day's problems. However, I always think, hurry up, get
out of the shower and turn on the Big Show.
Get your mind in a good place for a few minutes.
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I do the same in my car. You all provide
a much needed mental break and help me face the day.
So don't ever think your work is unappreciated if you
keep up the good work for a whole lot longer. Sincerely,
Jean Wood. Wow, Jean, that is so sweet. Isn't that something?
It is that is neat?
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to might screw it up.
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Shower Radio. You're welcome. Let just talk about the shower Radio. So, y'all,
y'all find Jane one I'm playing for.
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They see how it is round here. Jeans trying to
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Speaker 6 (32:56):
Your Friday, little kicking the weekend.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
And all on a Saturday show on tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
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