May 10, 2024 • 38 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, Happy Friday - we’ll serve up all of our Friday favorites - plus we’ll give you the Top Ten Signs you are a Die Hard Biker.. - Today’s John Boy & Billy Playhouse features a new script entitled, “Give Me The Finger”.. - John Boy gives away even more of his “wonderful things”.. - Tom Sorenson brings us up to date on all things sports.. - and we’ll wrap things up with “The World’s Oldest Mother”..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
That's a big showing the radio. Really do your Friday,
May tenth, Today's feature track for The Big Show mid Box,
brought you by Sharlie Moors Madway and the Coca Cola
six hundred Sunday, May twenty six.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's a playhouse.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
It's entitled the World's Oldest Mother when we celebrate Mother's Days.
Search for keywords oldest mother. You hit the mid Box
at the Big Show dot Com clicking on their contest
Monday can't get new, We'll call you Someday night to blame?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
May that happen to like beat the Blonde?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, let's see you from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's Wolf.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Good morning, Wolf, who says Wolf? All right, buddy, welcome
in here? All right, Wolf, you know how to do this?
Will ask tatter some questions? You agree or disagree? All right,
let's jump on in here, did.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, Marsie.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
In nineteen fifty nine, man got his first glimpse of
the backside of something.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh oh, dashing you. It's hard to miss that bag.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You don't think they were the big booties were moving
around then fifty ye, So you're asking me what I'm
as he in nineteen fifty nine, man got his first
glimpse of the backside of something.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What was that his eyeball? The backside of his eyeball? Wolf?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, there's the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, it was the moon, the backside of the moon.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Floyd wrote a song about it. Again, I think it
was a dark side. And yeah, it was a different
sea the moon.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And by the way, all the view came from a
Russian satellite named Luna three. Oh, you'll know that next time.
All right, Well, there's a bell for wolf. Let's get
one more the prize, all right, but tata. When Russia's
Nakita Khrushchev visited the US in nineteen fifty nine, he
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exploded with anger when he was told that he would
not be allowed to visit a particular famous place.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
What was it, the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet story?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well done, cross dresser.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Customs wouldn't let them bring any of that back? She
would be striking, I would say, the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He would not be allowed to visit the Golden gate Bridge.
He exploded with anger. Wolf, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Tommy, I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You agree with that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And oh Disneyland, Disneyland out in.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
California, angry at the happiest place.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
I wanted to say, the mouse alright right here is
win it or lose it on this one?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Taylor.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
In eighteen ninety, the US issued a five dollars bill
that pictured a topless Miss Liberty holding something in her hand.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What kidding me?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Nobody noticed her hand?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Topless mis Liberty.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, she was holding something in her hand.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
This hand is up here.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
A torch, A torch, Mis Liberty, A topless Misliberty was
holding a torch.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wolf, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And that was it was a light bulbus.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A light bulbs was holding but reaction was so strong
against the bare breasted design it was removed from circulation.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Nothing about that makes it Miss Living holding the light
bulble the dollar.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, look at Wolf figuring it out.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Big old Lord Tiger's prize pack headed over to Knoxville
for you.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Will gold being special. Shout out, go ahead all my
brothers and sisters at the do ot from Mountain City,
the Memphis baby and my homeboy Arthur boys. Oh first
time caller, baby, I got.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You appreciate you and yours. Listen to the Big Show.
Why am I the hour top of you? On you
right on the other side our time capsule over this
Friday morning, Get us a laugh and nto the weekend.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
Any boy, This is the award winning Jung Boy and
(06:09):
Billy Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
It's late at night, you're fast asleep and a shut
away figure as about to break into your home.
Speaker 7 (06:28):
But you're protected.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Yeah, it's the James Brown home security alone. The heart
is working along in the safety business.
Speaker 10 (06:44):
Designed by the godfather of home protection himself. The James
Brown alarm protects you from burglars, vandals, peeping tall and.
Speaker 9 (06:56):
If you act now we'll included no extra cost. The
James Brown hot pants far along. So put the soul
patrol on your keyhole. With a James Brown home security system,
you'll say.
Speaker 11 (07:19):
Shaun, boy and dilly ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Mister James Brown.
Speaker 12 (07:24):
Yeah that doesn't want to tell you, you know, Thank
god they got to be that easy, echoes.
Speaker 11 (07:29):
It's all money.
Speaker 13 (07:31):
Us the badge and living in the living room.
Speaker 14 (07:36):
Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Good morning. It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
And here we go it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Well, well, well, so that old job is getting to
be quite a grind dah, same thing over and over again,
day after day. Well, you can't help but feel trapped.
So it's not hard to understand why some folks decide
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to just say the heck with it, give up that
old nine to five, grab one of the old ladies pantyhose,
and turn to a life of crime. And for a
lot of people it's a step up. After all. In
prison you spend the majority of your time in a
spacious eight y ten cell. At work, you spend the
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majority of your time in a cramped little six by
eight cubicle with no bunk beds. In prison, they give
you three meals a day, and if that's not enough,
you can steal the new guy's corn bread. At work,
you only get a break for one meal a day,
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and you pay for it. And if you steal the
new guy's corn bread, there's consequences and repercussions. Brother, you
can't have my bread. See I rest my case. Exactly
my point, my bespectacled young friend, that's the right way
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to see it. In prison, good behavior is rewarded with
time off and maybe a conjugal visit. At work, good
behavior is rewarded with more work and no overtime, so
at least you're getting screwed somehow. In prison, that nice
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god locks and unlocks all the doors for you. Sometimes
they even tip their hat. At work, you have to
use your security card and open all the doors yourself,
that is if the system is even working, and sometimes
the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison, you
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only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
and you always manage to get in there after the
office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visit from family
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and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 15 (11:12):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
This sounds like I rest my case. In prison, all
expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including cable TV, jim fees,
and healthcare. At work, you get to pay all your
own expenses, and only after the man takes half your
paycheck to pay the prisoners tab. That's called irony. In prison,
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you spend your life behind bars waiting to get out.
At work, you spend your life wanting to get out
and go inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded by people
with names like Rico, Bugsy, Left, Chiller, and Razor. At work,
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you're surrounded by people with names like.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Jaw Boy, Tata, Spanky, mate a Man, Yogi, and Pecca.
Speaker 7 (12:20):
From Graham.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
Certainly sound like your work.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
In prison, you have a humorless, sadistic warden, a real buzzkiller,
drunk with authority, a power mad lunatic bent on making
your time there as miserable as possible. At work, you
have Randy.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Sound is familiar.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
I rest my case.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Good morning, you got a big show on the radio,
more chances for you to win coming up after your
news in sports.
Speaker 16 (13:01):
You come to me today because you know no Sicilian
can refuse a request on the day of his daughter's wedding.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
I shall grant your requests.
Speaker 16 (13:11):
Someday I may ask a favor of you, maybe a haircut.
Maybe I'll ask you to lay down your life for me.
Maybe I'll just ask you to listen to John Boy
and Billy on the Big Show. Would you rather wake
up where the horse's head or these two horses.
Speaker 17 (13:25):
Ask this is the Big Show give Away time, John Boys.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Wonderful Things Giveaway happens about this time every Friday morning.
This Wonderful Thing Giveaway number one hundred and three, lightly
worn browning ball Captain another hardback copy of the book
The Whole Truth about Spring Turkey Hunting according to Couz
by Ronnie cuz Strickland.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
And put me on my Grand Slam of the Turkoids Massa.
All right, and the.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Winner for this wonderful fay is out of Rowing Oak, Virginia.
He is Mark Bateman. Let it go, Mark, You're gonna
have your lightly worn brown ball cap. Look because head
tojiopad Jack gonna hook you up.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
I'm gonna finish up the Big Show this morning.
Speaker 18 (15:00):
All ride.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
We got Tom Sorenson. In minutes.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Oh I tell y'all top secret recipes Grilling Sauce cookbook,
The Wonderful Thing number one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Hundred and four. It'll be up this weekend. Started putting
your name in the hat. See who wins that.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Sarnson in minutes, Big Show rolls on. Good Morning, got
the Big Show on the radio coming up. Play the
last rounds of wordy word for Redmax Prize pack. First,
Tom Sorenson gets our sport juices flowing every Friday about
this time.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
I will do my best man.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Good morning, always do.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We were talking a little bit more with on air
about the Wells Fargo Tournament. Memories of the PGA tournament
in our town of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
It's kind of cool, you know. You go out there
and it's like you run into everybody you've ever known,
and lots of beer and a lot of book gawking
at those houses. There's these beautiful houses. And one of
my favorite people I know he's a friend of the
show is Junior Johnson, the former NASCAR driver and a
team owner. And he married, he remarried, and his wife
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had told him, uh, get rid of all your coveralls.
I mean, this ain't no coverall neighborhood. You know, this
is not back in the foothills. And so I asked him.
I asked Junior, I said, did you man? I said,
because I always associate you dress that way, did you
get rid of all of them? He said, well, I
was supposed to, So.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Tim, the name changes for this tournament we have here
in Charlotte's Home.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Yeah, whoever wants to sponsor it just stepped right up.
And it's been Wells Fargo's for Wells Fargo for a while,
and now it was with Kobe before that, right, And
Wells Fargo is gonna withdraw after this year.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, all right, I don't know what it we call,
but I'm sure it will happen. Right here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Johnny Harris Verry loved only PGA tournament. He's a one
of the movers and shakers in our city. So once
you notice that the Wales Fargo when you go out there, Tom, women,
I just love looking trying to spot the baby doll
on TV. Now with my daf you know, you really
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don't have to go get right up on them as
we used to say. So anyway, so let's talk in
the NFL, Tom, get to your expertise. Some NFL teams
got the rookie camp going. I think ours is starting today,
is that right?
Speaker 11 (17:37):
That's correct? Yes, some of them held theirs last week.
But I'll tell you there are players. There are too
many good players, more good players than there are draft positions,
and so there are always guys who fall out of
the draft who can play and every team has one
guy they just you know, they're just gonna love. And
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the Panthers it's the guy to Virginia State, and Willie Drew,
it's cornerback, six feet tall, runs a four to four
SEBA Player of the Year. But you know, I went
to a small school unhild A Conference, and I like
to see guys like that get chances. But you look around, man,
some of those players is a guy that everybody loves
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named Gabriel Murphy play UCLA edge rusher. Minnesota got him,
but everybody's got one. And it's cool to see those guys.
And I mean this is an addition. This is like
their American Idol, except more skilled, and you just get
one chance to get invited back, and I think the
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pressure is this enormous, and it's cool to watch those
guys play.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Tom, I like you picking out somebody that you like
from the rookie camp because they will probably make it.
Usually when you go to the camp, you know, do
the first camp, the bathers, you will pick somebody who
you love and they never make it. They always get cut.
And now you've got somebody, we're pretty sure he should
be on this team. So we can pull for Willie Drew.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
All right, Yeah, my record in the summer is less favorable.
So I got all my money on Willie. Oh my heart,
my soul. Willie Drew, Virginia State cornerback at agency.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In NBA playoffs. That's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Man, it's kind of crazy not having Steph in there
to pull for, or another Lebron or even Devin Durant.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Man big three ain't ain't playing.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
Yeah, and it's two. It's it's wrong to say their
time has passed. It's just, you know, it really is
a team game. But Minnesota Timberwolves had been the talk
of the playoffs because they beat Denver at the Defendant
Champ twice. In Denver. First time it was relatively close.
Second time they stomped him. But they have a guy
named Anthony Edwards, and and a guy can jump to
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the rough, plays really good defense, hangs in the air,
takes clutch shots. But I heard somebody compare them to Jordan,
and I thought, man, don't do that. Don't do that.
It's like if somebody hits from twenty eight feet and no, look, jumper,
are people going to compare him to Steph. It's not
fair to the guy. You know, it's it's just in
a stupid with you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
And Game three is tonight in Minneapolis. So uh well,
you think Tom, they're gonna go all the way the
new the new favorite.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
I think they will play the Celtics for the championship,
and I think I think the timber Wards will win it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay, we'll see what happens in buddy, Thanks so much, Tom,
You have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Stay away from Pert the girls on the golf course.
They'll get you in trouble.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
They stay away from me, so there's no problem there.
I'll see you again.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
I love you.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Made it buddy.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Ah, y'all, Well, let's play that worthy word one eight
hundred Big Show you told free line gonna come.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
Contestants play next.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Good Friday Morning, This will Make Show on the radio,
Running to your Maid and tenth Today's feature tracking the
Make Show, bit boxes and playhouses.
Speaker 1 (21:35):
The world's old as Mother Remember if your Mother's Day?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Have fun?
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Hit the big box at at the Big Show dot Com.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, click out on their contest but you can't get through,
We'll call you somebody you want to play?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
May that happen to like right now?
Speaker 7 (21:52):
Everybody's head. I bite that bed.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
We played a wordy word and a wordy word, and
we have a lovely couple out of Charleston South Air Line.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Up husband, Mark, wife, Bobby.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Good morning you guys, good morning, Hey, welcome. All right,
So the odds, who do you think is favored in
this contest? Would it be Bobby? Would it be Mark?
It would it would be Bobby, It would be Bobby.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
All right, Well, Mark, me and you will take on
the girls. Let's see if we can pull an upset
here on wordy word. Let's do it Arouse of the week. Okay,
good well, Bobby, you relax, Me and Mark we'll go
for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
All right, here we go, buddy, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now you play this not plugged up A guitar, not
electric is and yes, all right, the Titanic hit one
of these in sancerg Uh huh.
Speaker 18 (22:54):
I just said it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You strum this instrument, We just said it.
Speaker 18 (22:58):
Guitar?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, uh huh? Hey lime or a.
Speaker 18 (23:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Uh huh? Blank? And lightning goes with what goes with
lightning in the storm? Yes, thunder you got it?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That was a five on the board.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okidok, not bad Mark, Let's see what Bobba and Taylor
can do for their realm.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
One bob Boba, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (23:27):
I think so, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll see a brand new.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Word and go, uh you skydive with one of these. Yes,
this lives in the ocean and it has eight tentacles.
You kids put this they carry their books in.
Speaker 11 (23:44):
Thank.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Hey, this is a mechanical man.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
He's a what bo robot?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yes, uh, Christmas, you have these? They come from a tree.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
They're they're they're poky piny.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
All right, hell yep, hey.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
This is uh this bugs get stuck in the US
and this other thing eats it quinfield teeth.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
All right, all right, well let's get back here.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Spiny. But if you all want to count that, yeah,
I said.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Spine So the word was poe cone And did you
say plant?
Speaker 13 (24:16):
I said spiney.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Did you say spiny?
Speaker 18 (24:19):
I did.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I was trying to say spiky, but I said spiny.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, well that counts. She's a buzzer.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, so he's my baby talking everything.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, you convinced me always I'm playing against you. Okay,
but well Mark's sitting there.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
We got so we are.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Leading six to four, husband and the wife.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So were we go. Let's pile on Mark round two
b and ready go and the rack nead spends one
of these.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Rack ned.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
There's another word of eight legged little thing that Rand
is afraid of. Yeah, in a spider watch where they
live in Yes, all right, all right, you pick these
out of the patch and you eat them. It's red
inside the summer seeds. The seeds inside big, a big
not a candle, but another type of this.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Of this, yes, wow, all right, what the world's going
on here? I cat here wait a file on us?
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Man, I'm telling you, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that was not the pile I hadn't mine.
Speaker 18 (25:31):
To hate.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Score for Mark on the board. So Bobby and Tayter
four will tie and force overtime. Five will win it. Ready, Bobby,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
A creature that breathes fire in fiction. Dragon you blow
these with a wand or with gum y you they
lay down in one of these between two trees and
just swing you put the jigsaw. What kids build these
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at the beach, They build them at the back.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Second castle for the wind.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Whim all right, Mark, alright, man, if we.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Didn't slow down for a rack man we mud be
working there, but buddy, you can drive aga in anytime.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Good game, y'all appreciate y'all listening and playing with room
means a love all right, Love you Bobby, Love you, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Good morning, Got the big show on the radio. It's
bid request time, last one for the week. What we're
going to going to Jacksonjackson, Tennessee, the home of Dudley Craig.
Dudley put on the Facebook. Like to hear the mayor
from Seepage town, right, Dudley, get you Merwyn Q fiddle swoop,
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so you won't he's coming up next. Good Morning, Big
(27:39):
Shows on the radio. Bid requests, Dudley Craig got a Jackson, Tennessee.
That is always something exciting happening in dismal seeped, South Carolina.
And we got the mayor on the phone, Ladies and gentlemen,
the Honorable Merwin co fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
How's he going, Mayor?
Speaker 18 (27:58):
You don't chuck, boy, there's always something exciting happening in
dismal Seepage, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I know I just said that.
Speaker 18 (28:08):
Oh okay, let me skip ahead here. Love the show,
blah blah blah. How about those braves, blah blah blah,
not the heat, the humidity.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Ah.
Speaker 18 (28:19):
Here we are welcome to the big political correctness Days
here in Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Ah political correctness Days. So how does that work?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Mayor?
Speaker 18 (28:29):
Pretty dark? Good? We hope. We just want a nice
festive weekend with no hullabaloo. So we've decided to do
a little something to appease all the thin skin pisson
owners in the community. Kicking off Friday night, we've got
the big gabe Q Cookoff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Does Dismal Sevage have a big game population?
Speaker 18 (28:52):
Not really?
Speaker 8 (28:54):
Three?
Speaker 18 (28:55):
I think maybe four. I'm not sure about that Mannish
woman that works at the feed store. I can't get
a read on her, and the compound matters. I can't
be sure if any of them really know how to
run a grill.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 18 (29:10):
We're busting some in from Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ah, why Myrtle Beach?
Speaker 18 (29:15):
Have you been there? Trust me? They could spare a
few and the grand prize is a weekend in Myrtle Beach,
so we're hoping to save a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What's on tap for Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Is the big Everybody's Legal Parade all the non citizens
and undocumented workers will be guests of honor in a
big parade right down Main Street.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Wait a second, is Dismal Seepage becoming a sanctuary city?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
Oh not at all, truthfully, between you and me, we're
just moving a bunch of junk out of the old
courthouse into the landfill. So we're just slapping some crape
paper and balloons on the junk wagons and voila, it's
a parade. Plus it makes the day laborers feel like
they're being appreciated. All those people standing along the parade
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route waving and hollering gives them a warm feeling like
they actually belong here, which they don't, but whatever. And
the people watching have no idea. They're really just seeing
a run to the dumps exactly. And Saturday night is
all about the ladies. We're celebrating good old women's Live.
(30:26):
We'll kick it off with a big bra burning bonfire
and ironically the accompanying big Wheenie Roads. Then it's a
performance by the Chimpindales.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Chippindales.
Speaker 18 (30:41):
No, it's like that, but with monkeys. Who doesn't love
a monkey and monkey strippers forget about them.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Monkeys strippers do they like bowl dances?
Speaker 18 (30:56):
Try to stop them. It's pretty hilarious. The hard part
is getting them down.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It sounds like something for the whole family.
Speaker 18 (31:05):
Oh listen, kids have a ball putting bananas in the
monkeys garter.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, sounds like a pretty full weekend.
Speaker 18 (31:11):
Oh and it's not over, John Boy. Sunday is the
Fix the Flag Day?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Fix the Flag Day.
Speaker 18 (31:18):
Well, you know, we've had some drama here in South
Carolina over a certain flag. So we're having a big
celebration as we introduce a new flag to flyover Dismal
Seepage City Hall.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wow, a new flag or what's that like?
Speaker 18 (31:34):
You see, John Boy, we hear in Dismal Seepage seek
to be inclusive to all those groups and parties seeking
to be honored. So what we've done is designed a
flag for everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That sounds like a pretty impossible task.
Speaker 18 (31:49):
I think we got it covered. We've started with the
controversial stars and bars pattern, but instead of red and blue,
it's all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I don't know about it, we'll see.
Speaker 18 (32:01):
My thinking was the reason the South probably lost was
because because of all the gays fighting on their side.
What moving on? Have you ever been to Atlanta. You
see where I'm going with that. Of the upper left corner.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Is the crescent moon, the crescent moon from the Muslim flag.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Yes, and no, if you look close, it's the mac
tonight moon from the old McDonald's commercial. Ah, so we've
taken care of Muslim and fat people all in one stroke.
And in the upper right corner is a midget in
a sombrero. And then the lower left corner is a
little caricature of Obama.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Who's that for?
Speaker 18 (32:37):
The commis sort of throwing them a bone there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That sounds like a mess. So that guy's gonna cause
more trouble than before.
Speaker 18 (32:45):
Man, you know I'm looking at it right now. Eh,
it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Well? The only thing I can do, Betty, Well, you see,
if we can hold the monkeys over another day, I
think I got it covered because you know what they say,
who doesn't love a monkey?
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (33:07):
Right? Good, come on, doald the politically correct days here
in dismal Seepage, the beautiful town with the horrible name,
and uh, bring some bananas we're gonna need.
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A few more minutes, got this play house. You want
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Baby, you've got some top ten scheduled.
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Welcome Dude, John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
World's Oldest Mother. As our story opens, Anchorman's a big
new cornpuckle of action news is wrapping up up his
nightly reports.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And finally you've heard all about it. For the last
week or so.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
A local woman has been participating in a stem cell
research program with an amazing result. She's just become the
world's oldest mother. Our Wade Wally is standing by live
at Rushywood Senior Center, where we're about to meet the
proud mom and her new miracle baby.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Wade.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Thank you as the big No, this is Wade, Wally.
I'm here talking with the woman of the hour, myrtle
butt head.
Speaker 13 (35:31):
It's pronounced with thime.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Okay, I beg your pardon. So how did that feel
to become the world's oldest mother at eighty five?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Lord, it was awful? Eloc to Cutney.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Oh, nothing has yet.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I'm sure our TV audience can't wait to meet our
new Buttle of joy.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Well, he's asleep right now. We need to wait till
he wakes.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Up in cross I see. Well, I'm sure that won't
take long. Newborns can be quite colicky in their early
days and weeks. So, missus Bethida, how did you get
involved in this stem cell study?
Speaker 20 (36:05):
Well, doctor Taktoasting, Thetoasting who's been my doctor for years,
is working with the gene program out at the college.
He said, I'm not being a good candidate, asked me
if I wanted.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
To give it a whirl.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I'm sure that's not the first time you've been asking that.
So how long have you been involved with the program
about a.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
Year and a half.
Speaker 20 (36:26):
They made me drink this stuff a taste like baptub gin.
It was plumb awful, but I reckon it worked because
for you know it, there all was pregnant.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Boy or girl?
Speaker 11 (36:39):
What?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Or I'll try to slow down to you smaller words,
but I can't think of smaller ones than boy or girl?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (36:46):
Little boy named him Hubert, after my late husband.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Well do you think we could take a quick peek
at the little tight for the camera?
Speaker 13 (36:55):
We need to wait till he cries?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
So Uh?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Who's the father of little Hugh?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh, they wouldn't kill.
Speaker 13 (37:01):
Me, no hibbit egibity. He's one of them what you
call artificial.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Insinuations artificial never mind?
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
And he's a normal, healthy baby.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Oh yeah, a cute little thing.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Are you sure we couldn't just get a quick shot
of him for the folks at home, even while he's sleeping. No,
we need to wait till he cries, missus Bethia, we're
live on TV right now. I really think the folks
at home would enjoy getting a.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Look at him.
Speaker 13 (37:30):
Just wait till he cries.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Okay, ma'am I don't quite understand. Why do you need
to wait till he cries.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
Cause I can't remember where I put him.
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Well, then I guess we'll just stick around to you
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You.
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May that happen to like beat the Blonde?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, let's see you from Knoxville, Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It's Wolf.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Good morning, Wolf, who says Wolf? All right, buddy, welcome
in here? All right, Wolf, you know how to do this?
Will ask tatter some questions? You agree or disagree? All right,
let's jump on in here, did.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
All right, Marsie.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
In nineteen fifty nine, man got his first glimpse of
the backside of something.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Oh oh, dashing you. It's hard to miss that bag.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
You don't think they were the big booties were moving
around then fifty ye, So you're asking me what I'm
as he in nineteen fifty nine, man got his first
glimpse of the backside of something.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
What was that his eyeball? The backside of his eyeball? Wolf?
Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm going to disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Well, there's the thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yes, it was the moon, the backside of the moon.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Floyd wrote a song about it. Again, I think it
was a dark side. And yeah, it was a different
sea the moon.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
And by the way, all the view came from a
Russian satellite named Luna three. Oh, you'll know that next time.
All right, Well, there's a bell for wolf. Let's get
one more the prize, all right, but tata. When Russia's
Nakita Khrushchev visited the US in nineteen fifty nine, he
(02:50):
exploded with anger when he was told that he would
not be allowed to visit a particular famous place.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
What was it, the Frederick's of Hollywood outlet story?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Well done, cross dresser.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Customs wouldn't let them bring any of that back? She
would be striking, I would say, the Golden gate Bridge.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He would not be allowed to visit the Golden gate Bridge.
He exploded with anger. Wolf, Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Tommy, I'm going to agree.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
You agree with that?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
And oh Disneyland, Disneyland out in.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
California, angry at the happiest place.
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I wanted to say, the mouse alright right here is
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Taylor.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
In eighteen ninety, the US issued a five dollars bill
that pictured a topless Miss Liberty holding something in her hand.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
What kidding me?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Nobody noticed her hand?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Topless mis Liberty.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, she was holding something in her hand.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
This hand is up here.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
A torch, A torch, Mis Liberty, A topless Misliberty was
holding a torch.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wolf, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
And that was it was a light bulbus.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
A light bulbs was holding but reaction was so strong
against the bare breasted design it was removed from circulation.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Nothing about that makes it Miss Living holding the light
bulble the dollar.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Well, look at Wolf figuring it out.
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And here we go it's time for Oliver.
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Well, well, well, so that old job is getting to
be quite a grind dah, same thing over and over again,
day after day. Well, you can't help but feel trapped.
So it's not hard to understand why some folks decide
(08:45):
to just say the heck with it, give up that
old nine to five, grab one of the old ladies pantyhose,
and turn to a life of crime. And for a
lot of people it's a step up. After all. In
prison you spend the majority of your time in a
spacious eight y ten cell. At work, you spend the
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majority of your time in a cramped little six by
eight cubicle with no bunk beds. In prison, they give
you three meals a day, and if that's not enough,
you can steal the new guy's corn bread. At work,
you only get a break for one meal a day,
(09:32):
and you pay for it. And if you steal the
new guy's corn bread, there's consequences and repercussions. Brother, you
can't have my bread. See I rest my case. Exactly
my point, my bespectacled young friend, that's the right way
(09:53):
to see it. In prison, good behavior is rewarded with
time off and maybe a conjugal visit. At work, good
behavior is rewarded with more work and no overtime, so
at least you're getting screwed somehow. In prison, that nice
(10:18):
god locks and unlocks all the doors for you. Sometimes
they even tip their hat. At work, you have to
use your security card and open all the doors yourself,
that is if the system is even working, and sometimes
the janitor even gives you the finger. In prison, you
(10:39):
only have to share the toilet with one other person.
At work, you have to share a one seater with everyone,
and you always manage to get in there after the
office cheapskate has taken all the loose toilet paper out
to the car. In prison, you get visit from family
(11:00):
and friends. At work, you can't even speak to your family,
but you do get to visit with that unblinking anorexic
psycho with a propeller hat.
Speaker 15 (11:12):
I'm blinking.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
This sounds like I rest my case. In prison, all
expenses are paid by the taxpayers, including cable TV, jim fees,
and healthcare. At work, you get to pay all your
own expenses, and only after the man takes half your
paycheck to pay the prisoners tab. That's called irony. In prison,
(11:42):
you spend your life behind bars waiting to get out.
At work, you spend your life wanting to get out
and go inside bars. In prison, you're surrounded by people
with names like Rico, Bugsy, Left, Chiller, and Razor. At work,
(12:06):
you're surrounded by people with names like.
Speaker 12 (12:09):
Jaw Boy, Tata, Spanky, mate a Man, Yogi, and Pecca.
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From Graham.
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Certainly sound like your work.
Speaker 7 (12:26):
In prison, you have a humorless, sadistic warden, a real buzzkiller,
drunk with authority, a power mad lunatic bent on making
your time there as miserable as possible. At work, you
have Randy.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Sound is familiar.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
I rest my case.
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the Big Show on the radio coming up. Play the
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Tom Sorenson gets our sport juices flowing every Friday about
this time.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Good morning, Tom.
Speaker 11 (15:37):
I will do my best man.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Good morning, always do.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
We were talking a little bit more with on air
about the Wells Fargo Tournament. Memories of the PGA tournament
in our town of Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 11 (15:51):
It's kind of cool, you know. You go out there
and it's like you run into everybody you've ever known,
and lots of beer and a lot of book gawking
at those houses. There's these beautiful houses. And one of
my favorite people I know he's a friend of the
show is Junior Johnson, the former NASCAR driver and a
team owner. And he married, he remarried, and his wife
(16:13):
had told him, uh, get rid of all your coveralls.
I mean, this ain't no coverall neighborhood. You know, this
is not back in the foothills. And so I asked him.
I asked Junior, I said, did you man? I said,
because I always associate you dress that way, did you
get rid of all of them? He said, well, I
was supposed to, So.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Tim, the name changes for this tournament we have here
in Charlotte's Home.
Speaker 11 (16:41):
Yeah, whoever wants to sponsor it just stepped right up.
And it's been Wells Fargo's for Wells Fargo for a while,
and now it was with Kobe before that, right, And
Wells Fargo is gonna withdraw after this year.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Okay, all right, I don't know what it we call,
but I'm sure it will happen. Right here.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Johnny Harris Verry loved only PGA tournament. He's a one
of the movers and shakers in our city. So once
you notice that the Wales Fargo when you go out there, Tom, women,
I just love looking trying to spot the baby doll
on TV. Now with my daf you know, you really
(17:20):
don't have to go get right up on them as
we used to say. So anyway, so let's talk in
the NFL, Tom, get to your expertise. Some NFL teams
got the rookie camp going. I think ours is starting today,
is that right?
Speaker 11 (17:37):
That's correct? Yes, some of them held theirs last week.
But I'll tell you there are players. There are too
many good players, more good players than there are draft positions,
and so there are always guys who fall out of
the draft who can play and every team has one
guy they just you know, they're just gonna love. And
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the Panthers it's the guy to Virginia State, and Willie Drew,
it's cornerback, six feet tall, runs a four to four
SEBA Player of the Year. But you know, I went
to a small school unhild A Conference, and I like
to see guys like that get chances. But you look around, man,
some of those players is a guy that everybody loves
(18:21):
named Gabriel Murphy play UCLA edge rusher. Minnesota got him,
but everybody's got one. And it's cool to see those guys.
And I mean this is an addition. This is like
their American Idol, except more skilled, and you just get
one chance to get invited back, and I think the
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pressure is this enormous, and it's cool to watch those
guys play.
Speaker 1 (18:45):
Well.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Tom, I like you picking out somebody that you like
from the rookie camp because they will probably make it.
Usually when you go to the camp, you know, do
the first camp, the bathers, you will pick somebody who
you love and they never make it. They always get cut.
And now you've got somebody, we're pretty sure he should
be on this team. So we can pull for Willie Drew.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
All right, Yeah, my record in the summer is less favorable.
So I got all my money on Willie. Oh my heart,
my soul. Willie Drew, Virginia State cornerback at agency.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
In NBA playoffs. That's happening right now.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Man, it's kind of crazy not having Steph in there
to pull for, or another Lebron or even Devin Durant.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Man big three ain't ain't playing.
Speaker 11 (19:39):
Yeah, and it's two. It's it's wrong to say their
time has passed. It's just, you know, it really is
a team game. But Minnesota Timberwolves had been the talk
of the playoffs because they beat Denver at the Defendant
Champ twice. In Denver. First time it was relatively close.
Second time they stomped him. But they have a guy
named Anthony Edwards, and and a guy can jump to
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the rough, plays really good defense, hangs in the air,
takes clutch shots. But I heard somebody compare them to Jordan,
and I thought, man, don't do that. Don't do that.
It's like if somebody hits from twenty eight feet and no, look, jumper,
are people going to compare him to Steph. It's not
fair to the guy. You know, it's it's just in
a stupid with you.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
And Game three is tonight in Minneapolis. So uh well,
you think Tom, they're gonna go all the way the
new the new favorite.
Speaker 11 (20:34):
I think they will play the Celtics for the championship,
and I think I think the timber Wards will win it.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Okay, we'll see what happens in buddy, Thanks so much, Tom,
You have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Stay away from Pert the girls on the golf course.
They'll get you in trouble.
Speaker 11 (20:48):
They stay away from me, so there's no problem there.
I'll see you again.
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I love you.
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Made it buddy.
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Ah, y'all, Well, let's play that worthy word one eight
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Everybody's head. I bite that bed.
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We played a wordy word and a wordy word, and
we have a lovely couple out of Charleston South Air Line.
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Up husband, Mark, wife, Bobby.
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Good morning you guys, good morning, Hey, welcome. All right,
So the odds, who do you think is favored in
this contest? Would it be Bobby? Would it be Mark?
It would it would be Bobby, It would be Bobby.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
All right, Well, Mark, me and you will take on
the girls. Let's see if we can pull an upset
here on wordy word. Let's do it Arouse of the week. Okay,
good well, Bobby, you relax, Me and Mark we'll go
for the first thirty seconds.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
All right, here we go, buddy, start the clock.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Now you play this not plugged up A guitar, not
electric is and yes, all right, the Titanic hit one
of these in sancerg Uh huh.
Speaker 18 (22:54):
I just said it.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
You strum this instrument, We just said it.
Speaker 18 (22:58):
Guitar?
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah, uh huh? Hey lime or a.
Speaker 18 (23:03):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (23:04):
Uh huh? Blank? And lightning goes with what goes with
lightning in the storm? Yes, thunder you got it?
Speaker 5 (23:15):
Man.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
That was a five on the board.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Okidok, not bad Mark, Let's see what Bobba and Taylor
can do for their realm.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
One bob Boba, are you ready?
Speaker 7 (23:27):
I think so, we'll see.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
We'll see a brand new.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
Word and go, uh you skydive with one of these. Yes,
this lives in the ocean and it has eight tentacles.
You kids put this they carry their books in.
Speaker 11 (23:44):
Thank.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Hey, this is a mechanical man.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
He's a what bo robot?
Speaker 7 (23:49):
Yes, uh, Christmas, you have these? They come from a tree.
Speaker 5 (23:53):
They're they're they're poky piny.
Speaker 7 (23:56):
All right, hell yep, hey.
Speaker 5 (23:57):
This is uh this bugs get stuck in the US
and this other thing eats it quinfield teeth.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
All right, all right, well let's get back here.
Speaker 7 (24:06):
Spiny. But if you all want to count that, yeah,
I said.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Spine So the word was poe cone And did you
say plant?
Speaker 13 (24:16):
I said spiney.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Did you say spiny?
Speaker 18 (24:19):
I did.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
I was trying to say spiky, but I said spiny.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Okay, well that counts. She's a buzzer.
Speaker 13 (24:24):
Yeah, okay, all right, so he's my baby talking everything.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Well, you convinced me always I'm playing against you. Okay,
but well Mark's sitting there.
Speaker 4 (24:35):
We got so we are.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Leading six to four, husband and the wife.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
So were we go. Let's pile on Mark round two
b and ready go and the rack nead spends one
of these.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Rack ned.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
There's another word of eight legged little thing that Rand
is afraid of. Yeah, in a spider watch where they
live in Yes, all right, all right, you pick these
out of the patch and you eat them. It's red
inside the summer seeds. The seeds inside big, a big
not a candle, but another type of this.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Of this, yes, wow, all right, what the world's going
on here? I cat here wait a file on us?
Speaker 13 (25:25):
Man, I'm telling you, I know.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
So that was not the pile I hadn't mine.
Speaker 18 (25:31):
To hate.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
Score for Mark on the board. So Bobby and Tayter
four will tie and force overtime. Five will win it. Ready, Bobby,
I'm ready and go.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
A creature that breathes fire in fiction. Dragon you blow
these with a wand or with gum y you they
lay down in one of these between two trees and
just swing you put the jigsaw. What kids build these
(26:10):
at the beach, They build them at the back.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
Second castle for the wind.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Whim all right, Mark, alright, man, if we.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Didn't slow down for a rack man we mud be
working there, but buddy, you can drive aga in anytime.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Good game, y'all appreciate y'all listening and playing with room
means a love all right, Love you Bobby, Love you, Bobby.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
Good morning, Got the big show on the radio. It's
bid request time, last one for the week. What we're
going to going to Jacksonjackson, Tennessee, the home of Dudley Craig.
Dudley put on the Facebook. Like to hear the mayor
from Seepage town, right, Dudley, get you Merwyn Q fiddle swoop,
(27:12):
so you won't he's coming up next. Good Morning, Big
(27:39):
Shows on the radio. Bid requests, Dudley Craig got a Jackson, Tennessee.
That is always something exciting happening in dismal seeped, South Carolina.
And we got the mayor on the phone, Ladies and gentlemen,
the Honorable Merwin co fiddle Swoop.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
How's he going, Mayor?
Speaker 18 (27:58):
You don't chuck, boy, there's always something exciting happening in
dismal Seepage, South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
I know I just said that.
Speaker 18 (28:08):
Oh okay, let me skip ahead here. Love the show,
blah blah blah. How about those braves, blah blah blah,
not the heat, the humidity.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Ah.
Speaker 18 (28:19):
Here we are welcome to the big political correctness Days
here in Dismal Seepage.
Speaker 1 (28:25):
Ah political correctness Days. So how does that work?
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Mayor?
Speaker 18 (28:29):
Pretty dark? Good? We hope. We just want a nice
festive weekend with no hullabaloo. So we've decided to do
a little something to appease all the thin skin pisson
owners in the community. Kicking off Friday night, we've got
the big gabe Q Cookoff.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Does Dismal Sevage have a big game population?
Speaker 18 (28:52):
Not really?
Speaker 8 (28:54):
Three?
Speaker 18 (28:55):
I think maybe four. I'm not sure about that Mannish
woman that works at the feed store. I can't get
a read on her, and the compound matters. I can't
be sure if any of them really know how to
run a grill.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 18 (29:10):
We're busting some in from Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Ah, why Myrtle Beach?
Speaker 18 (29:15):
Have you been there? Trust me? They could spare a
few and the grand prize is a weekend in Myrtle Beach,
so we're hoping to save a few bucks.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
What's on tap for Saturday Saturday.
Speaker 18 (29:29):
Is the big Everybody's Legal Parade all the non citizens
and undocumented workers will be guests of honor in a
big parade right down Main Street.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
Wait a second, is Dismal Seepage becoming a sanctuary city?
Speaker 18 (29:44):
Oh not at all, truthfully, between you and me, we're
just moving a bunch of junk out of the old
courthouse into the landfill. So we're just slapping some crape
paper and balloons on the junk wagons and voila, it's
a parade. Plus it makes the day laborers feel like
they're being appreciated. All those people standing along the parade
(30:04):
route waving and hollering gives them a warm feeling like
they actually belong here, which they don't, but whatever. And
the people watching have no idea. They're really just seeing
a run to the dumps exactly. And Saturday night is
all about the ladies. We're celebrating good old women's Live.
(30:26):
We'll kick it off with a big bra burning bonfire
and ironically the accompanying big Wheenie Roads. Then it's a
performance by the Chimpindales.
Speaker 1 (30:40):
Chippindales.
Speaker 18 (30:41):
No, it's like that, but with monkeys. Who doesn't love
a monkey and monkey strippers forget about them.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
Monkeys strippers do they like bowl dances?
Speaker 18 (30:56):
Try to stop them. It's pretty hilarious. The hard part
is getting them down.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
It sounds like something for the whole family.
Speaker 18 (31:05):
Oh listen, kids have a ball putting bananas in the
monkeys garter.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, sounds like a pretty full weekend.
Speaker 18 (31:11):
Oh and it's not over, John Boy. Sunday is the
Fix the Flag Day?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Fix the Flag Day.
Speaker 18 (31:18):
Well, you know, we've had some drama here in South
Carolina over a certain flag. So we're having a big
celebration as we introduce a new flag to flyover Dismal
Seepage City Hall.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Wow, a new flag or what's that like?
Speaker 18 (31:34):
You see, John Boy, we hear in Dismal Seepage seek
to be inclusive to all those groups and parties seeking
to be honored. So what we've done is designed a
flag for everyone.
Speaker 1 (31:45):
That sounds like a pretty impossible task.
Speaker 18 (31:49):
I think we got it covered. We've started with the
controversial stars and bars pattern, but instead of red and blue,
it's all the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
I don't know about it, we'll see.
Speaker 18 (32:01):
My thinking was the reason the South probably lost was
because because of all the gays fighting on their side.
What moving on? Have you ever been to Atlanta. You
see where I'm going with that. Of the upper left corner.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Is the crescent moon, the crescent moon from the Muslim flag.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Yes, and no, if you look close, it's the mac
tonight moon from the old McDonald's commercial. Ah, so we've
taken care of Muslim and fat people all in one stroke.
And in the upper right corner is a midget in
a sombrero. And then the lower left corner is a
little caricature of Obama.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
Who's that for?
Speaker 18 (32:37):
The commis sort of throwing them a bone there.
Speaker 2 (32:41):
That sounds like a mess. So that guy's gonna cause
more trouble than before.
Speaker 18 (32:45):
Man, you know I'm looking at it right now. Eh,
it's a mess.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
So what are you gonna do?
Speaker 18 (32:54):
Well? The only thing I can do, Betty, Well, you see,
if we can hold the monkeys over another day, I
think I got it covered because you know what they say,
who doesn't love a monkey?
Speaker 11 (33:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 18 (33:07):
Right? Good, come on, doald the politically correct days here
in dismal Seepage, the beautiful town with the horrible name,
and uh, bring some bananas we're gonna need.
Speaker 19 (33:19):
It's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
A few more minutes, got this play house. You want
just to keep himTo mid box of The Big.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
Show dot Com search for keywords oldest mother, and I
hope y'all have a great Mother's Day this Sunday.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
Lot all you money there's out there, honor yours what
every day? If I was Okay, that's it, y'all gonna.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Have a great rest of your weekend on tighter kicking
on the.
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Weekend Saturday edition. Show what you got playing?
Speaker 7 (34:12):
Baby, you've got some top ten scheduled.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
All right, selling the szle, Well got some top ten scheduled.
Speaker 1 (34:26):
I'll work with you, baby, here me.
Speaker 7 (34:28):
Off, Thanks for remembering me. I was just as shocked
as you were.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Get out tay for tomorrow morning. We leave you here
with the playhouse. Here we can go action.
Speaker 15 (34:47):
Welcome Dude, John Boy and Billy Playhouse Today's episode The
World's Oldest Mother. As our story opens, Anchorman's a big
new cornpuckle of action news is wrapping up up his
nightly reports.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
And finally you've heard all about it. For the last
week or so.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
A local woman has been participating in a stem cell
research program with an amazing result. She's just become the
world's oldest mother. Our Wade Wally is standing by live
at Rushywood Senior Center, where we're about to meet the
proud mom and her new miracle baby.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Wade.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
Thank you as the big No, this is Wade, Wally.
I'm here talking with the woman of the hour, myrtle
butt head.
Speaker 13 (35:31):
It's pronounced with thime.
Speaker 7 (35:34):
Okay, I beg your pardon. So how did that feel
to become the world's oldest mother at eighty five?
Speaker 13 (35:40):
Lord, it was awful? Eloc to Cutney.
Speaker 7 (35:44):
Oh, nothing has yet.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
I'm sure.
Speaker 7 (35:46):
I'm sure our TV audience can't wait to meet our
new Buttle of joy.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Well, he's asleep right now. We need to wait till
he wakes.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
Up in cross I see. Well, I'm sure that won't
take long. Newborns can be quite colicky in their early
days and weeks. So, missus Bethida, how did you get
involved in this stem cell study?
Speaker 20 (36:05):
Well, doctor Taktoasting, Thetoasting who's been my doctor for years,
is working with the gene program out at the college.
He said, I'm not being a good candidate, asked me
if I wanted.
Speaker 13 (36:17):
To give it a whirl.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I'm sure that's not the first time you've been asking that.
So how long have you been involved with the program
about a.
Speaker 13 (36:24):
Year and a half.
Speaker 20 (36:26):
They made me drink this stuff a taste like baptub gin.
It was plumb awful, but I reckon it worked because
for you know it, there all was pregnant.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Boy or girl?
Speaker 11 (36:39):
What?
Speaker 4 (36:40):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (36:40):
Or I'll try to slow down to you smaller words,
but I can't think of smaller ones than boy or girl?
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Oh?
Speaker 13 (36:46):
Little boy named him Hubert, after my late husband.
Speaker 7 (36:50):
Well do you think we could take a quick peek
at the little tight for the camera?
Speaker 13 (36:55):
We need to wait till he cries?
Speaker 11 (36:57):
Uh? Huh?
Speaker 1 (36:57):
So Uh?
Speaker 7 (36:58):
Who's the father of little Hugh?
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Oh, they wouldn't kill.
Speaker 13 (37:01):
Me, no hibbit egibity. He's one of them what you
call artificial.
Speaker 7 (37:06):
Insinuations artificial never mind?
Speaker 11 (37:10):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
And he's a normal, healthy baby.
Speaker 13 (37:12):
Oh yeah, a cute little thing.
Speaker 7 (37:16):
Are you sure we couldn't just get a quick shot
of him for the folks at home, even while he's sleeping. No,
we need to wait till he cries, missus Bethia, we're
live on TV right now. I really think the folks
at home would enjoy getting a.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
Look at him.
Speaker 13 (37:30):
Just wait till he cries.
Speaker 7 (37:31):
Okay, ma'am I don't quite understand. Why do you need
to wait till he cries.
Speaker 13 (37:37):
Cause I can't remember where I put him.
Speaker 15 (37:45):
We hope you've enjoyed John Boy and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 7 (37:48):
Well, then I guess we'll just stick around to you
roll down your socks for the breastbeeding.
Speaker 20 (37:53):
You.
Speaker 21 (37:53):
Then again next time, but we'll hear the crusty old
fragility specialists say.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
Hey, big man, let me hold a dollar and now over.
Speaker 7 (38:01):
To al sheepman drawers with the weather.
Speaker 21 (38:06):
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