June 14, 2024 • 41 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, it’s Friday! - JD’s and Tacky Jackie’s go all out for Father’s Day.. - John Boy & Jackie make an attempt at singing “Dooley”.. - We’re heading to the Old West for a new Playhouse entitled, “The Hold Up”.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - Comedian Greg Warren tells us about growing up with a Dad that is also the Coach for the Football Team.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a Playhouse entitled, “That’s My Dad”…
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Speaker 1 (00:25):
Good morning. There's a big show on the radio.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Really do your.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Friday, June fourteenth, Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box. There's a playhouse entitled That's My Dad Surgery
keywords my Dad to hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. And right now it's time for
Beata Blonde. That's me, not contestant Willie Adam Williamston, North Carolina.
(00:53):
Good morning, Willie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey, Gon good man? Welcome in here? All right? You
know girl Taya over here? Yes, there you go. Okay,
so we'll ask her questions. You agree or disagree whether
you think she's right all wrong? Get two bails for
two buzzers and win him a gold prize pack. All right,
well let's do it then. All right, Martano, you're familiar
(01:20):
with inventor Thomas Edison. We've once talked about him. Luck,
the most necessary task of civilization is to teach man
how to, how to.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What, how to, how to kiss the bosses behind.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
How to kiss for the bosses? Well, I guess you're
trying to get a telephone. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That Edison, Thomas Edison, how to make peace?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, necessary task of civilization to teach man how to
make peace? All right? Willie agree or disagree? Disagree? And
how's the thing to do? Yes? Think? Wanted man to think.
Perhaps he could think about peace and Alexander grant bell.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That was the telephone, that's right, Thomas Edison most the
light bulb.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Guys. Yeah, oh he had sat there in the darkened
think while Okay, gotcha. Hey, good work, Willie. There's one
bell for you. One more. You're gonna win it, all right,
tex Marsha, you're planning to go outside on a cold
wintry day and you do not want your lips to
get chapped. Will lipstick protect you?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It protects you?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Well I know it kept Brandy's grandfather out of three wars.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Lipstick protect you? No, Marshie says, it will not protect
you now you have worn because I saw it. Yeah,
of course, I mean sorry, I hope you were. Willie.
Do you agree or disagree with Marcie? No, it will not.
(03:22):
I disagree and that was yes lipstick. That's why I was.
Marsha's not going to go overboard with make up recording.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I come in here.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I don't have it together one Yeah, well yo, ladies,
lipstick will but a lip bomb works better.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's probably what you were thinking. That exactly what. Hey, Willy,
good work on you in, Buddy, can go Red Bax
prize back head to your place. I appreciate him first
time calling. All right, buddy, good work. That's you about
(04:10):
cut you upon your news right on the other side
of time capsule or Friday Morning laves.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Just like we lock them.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
That's fine, I'm happy to help you.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here at Burger King
right here in Sancraominy. No, not Saquo, Maine. I'm sorry.
I live in Sancominy. I'm in the Gunna Gael. I
think that's where I'm at. I'm at a dry though
right now. Had I ordered my food three times. They're
mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy. They're
not even diusy. Okay, I've been the only call here.
I asked the four different times to make me a
Western spotty two burger. Okay, they keep giving me a
(05:28):
hamburger with lettuce, tomato and cheese any is, And I said,
I'm not leaving. I want a Western burger because I
just got my kids from taekwondo. They're hungry. I'm on
my way home and I live in sanquominy Uh huh Okay,
she said she gave me another hamburger. It's wrong, I
said four times, I said I wanted to go. Can
you go out and park in front? And I said no,
I want my hamburger right So then the lady came
to the manager whatever whoever she is. She came up
(05:50):
and she said, she said, do you want your money back?
And I said no, I want my hamburger. My kids
are hungry and I have to jump on the cold freeway.
I said, I am not leaving the spot. And I
said I will call the police because I want my
Western burger done right now.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
Is that the use?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Okay, what exactly is that you want us to do
for you?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
I send off down here. I want I want them
to make mam.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
We're not gonna go down there and force your western
bacon cheeseburger.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
This is this is between you and the managers. We're
not going to go and force how to make a hamburger.
But that's not a criminal issue. There's there's there's nothing
criminals there.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
I'm here, so I just sit here.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
You need to calmly and rationally be to the manager
and figure out what to do between you.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Did come up and I said, can I please have
my Western burger? He said, I'm not doing it. She
walked away because because they're lopping the floor and it's awful.
A said that they don't want to run, they don't
want to go through there.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
And and ma'am, then I suggest you get your money
back and go somewhere else. This this is this is
not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and
and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you
want it.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Well, that is that you're supposed to be here to
protect me.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
What are we protecting you? I'm a rockburger. No, it's
just like it's just a harmful teethburger or something. I
don't understand what you want us to do.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Just come down here. I'm not meaning no, ma'am.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I'm not getting the deputies down there over a cheeseburger.
You need to go in there and act like an
adult and either get your money back and go home.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Not acting like an adult herself. I'm sitting here in
my car. I just want them to make my kids us.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
This is what I said that if you get your
money back from the manager and you go on your
way home, Okay, okay, well bye.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
O, hi boys. It could be worse.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
That could be yeah, chub boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I don't know what they call this stuff, Hamburger, helper.
It's just fine byself.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Uh morning radio dumb right, good morning.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Let's make Shawn the radio for you. Friday and June fourteenth,
DA's all game.
Speaker 12 (08:28):
Tagging, bail, greetings, all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome. And
when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a big
fat bullseye on the confuser in chief, old Bozo Joe Biden.
But let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname.
I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that
reflected their legacy. Lincoln was Honest Abe and the Great Emancipator.
(08:50):
Andrew Jackson was old Hickory. Ronald Reagan, the Great Communicator,
Bill Clinton was slick Willie. Of course, Hillary had a
lot of other names for him, but not radio Friendrick.
But is it only right that Joe Biden's legacy is
reflected in his historical moniker. I certainly think so so
from the home office, in the stockroom at Happy Hunter's
(09:11):
Crackpipe Emporium and Topless underage Laptop Repair. The top ten
presidential nicknames for Joe Biden number ten El Nada bordero.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
That means no border for Slotating.
Speaker 12 (09:27):
Number nine, mister what the hell did he say? Number
eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer of economies and sniffer of children.
Number seven, the grown up kid from Deliverance. Number six,
the Scranton Creeper. Number five, Pecker from Delaware, I'll let
(09:59):
the room say now before number four, Sir gropes a lot.
Number three Pinocchi Joe number two, Obama's box, and the
number one presidential nickname for Joe Biden old dumbass.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
Good more than everybody if my big show family yours.
Thank you for listening your listeners. What sport's coming up?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Hello?
Speaker 13 (10:40):
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listened to a couple other pot liquors noted, John Boyd
Philly and the Big Shoe. You know I just a
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the iceberg. What this note from John Boy? Keep it short.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
It is John Boys a wonderful thing give away number
one pulled it off and there's one hundred and six
hundred and seven. We'll make that well over the century mark.
And it is that I want to tell it's not
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you we got here you go, all right, here we go,
(12:00):
God Boys, wonderful thing winner.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
Are you sure?
Speaker 6 (12:03):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (12:04):
It's from Glenn Dive, Montana. Terry Napay, all right, I
know we well, I don't think we got any radio
stations in Montana, so must be a listener of the
John Boynmilly Late Risers podcast in the beautiful state of Montana.
(12:25):
All about Terry. Congratulations, all right, wonderful thing. Next up
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y'all regist to win that give it away one week
from right now at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Coming up.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
We played wordy word last rounds of the week for
a big old law Tiger's prize fact cool hat, t
shirt of Tumbler and the twenty five dollars gas card
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(13:09):
the Big Show dot Com play forty minutes right now
our man Tom Sorenson, Good morning, Tom. How are you doing,
my buddy.
Speaker 14 (13:17):
I'm doing better. How about yourself?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Very good? We're all good. Glad to hear we got
to talk to you a little bit off air. Now
let's get for our listeners. And a lot of our
listeners love hot dogs, and of course we look forward
to the fourth of July hot dog eating contests, and
some stuff's going on with that. Tom. I know you
follow this.
Speaker 14 (13:39):
I do, and you know this. Politics involved in everything,
and now there are politics involved in Nathan's famous hot
dog eating contest. Joey Chestnut, who was the greatest hop
dog eater of all time. I mean he has won
eight in a row, and he has won wins. I
(14:00):
mean he's won, He's got the all time record of
seventy six. Last year he won by thirteen and he
only AIDS sixty two. So as we're building here, but
he is not eligible this year because he has signed
to endorse some hot dogs that are plant based and
lab made, so they're not they're not Nathan's. And so
(14:24):
Nathan said, okay, then you can't be in our contest,
and Joey's saying, well, I got representatives too, So they're
battling and this thing is in three weeks and I'll
tell you, man, if he's not up there on stage
competing for the Mustard Belt, it's not the same. It
would be like a figure four leg lock with no legs,
(14:45):
like the Golden State Warriors without Steph Curry. I mean,
you need this. It is Joey Chestnut. He's the greatest
there's ever been.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's right. But that's crazy. So well, you know, Randy
business guy as he's his career through the years, agrees
with Nathan's.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
It's their thing, it's their venue and their event, do
you know what we say?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But okay, if he doesn't show up like a full
uniform with the impossible hot dog, the Dge hot Dogs,
maybe maybe those are very competence. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
But did you know about the hot dog eating contest before,
Joey Chestnut, I ask.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You, Oh sure, Yeah, I mean look what I do know.
It's been on the prep sheets for you. But he
is what Tom was saying, not asking you.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So they got to figure it out. Is what you're saying, Tom, And.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
What I'm saying is this. Look, I played the hot
dog game, yeah, Concord Mills, and I got up there
and I was eating next to a woman who went
about one hundred and fourteen pounds. And I looked up
and at one point I'd eating three hot dogs and
she'd eating approximately fifteen.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (15:58):
Man, I thought I may not go to Coney Island.
But with people don't care if I go. They care.
Joey Chestnut, I just think I get it, Randy, I
get it. I get what they're doing. But man, this
is the biggest star and there's gonna be a lot
of sad faces and empty stomachs come to.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Keep an eye on that well. And there could be strategy.
They could be doing this to get attention and then
they'll settle.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We will see what happens with it. I need to
cover the logo passed away this week, that being Jerry West.
He was eighty six years old.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
I see Tom yeah Man, fourteen time All Star and
eight times under his auspices when he was executive the
Lakers won. And when I think of my think of
he had the perfect jump shot. So that's why they
use him and the logo, and that's why his nickname
is the logo. But I got to knowma just a
(16:54):
little bit. He h you know, he's at the height
of his fame. And I call him his office. I
needed a quote about something, and usually you get blown off,
but his receptionist said, do you have an appointment? And
I said, no, ma'am. And next thing I know, West
is on the phone and not no juncture in that
conversation did the act like I'm Jerry West and you're not.
(17:17):
I mean, he was just this courteous, gracious West Virginia guy,
and I thought that's pretty cool. And then it turned
out he became friends with Jerry Richardson, the former owner
of the Panthers, and he wrote a book West did,
and it was not an upbeat book. It was called
West by West, My Charmed Tormented Life and Richardson's reading
(17:41):
the thing and he calls West and says, when does
it get better? And West said it doesn't. I mean,
it was a depressing story. But he wasn't a depressing guy.
He was a different kind of guy. But he was
just a nice, nice guy. And I'd see him at
Anther's camp and you know, in his golf cart with Richardson.
(18:04):
Just take a really just one of those guys that
you would like, John Boy, because you like guys that
achieve a lot and don't act like they did. They
act like like they're just a regular guy. And that
was a regular guy with a tremendous jump shot.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That was jerous man awesome, Tom, thanks for sharing that
with us, buddy. All Right, well, Tom, I have a
great weekend, man. Let's enjoy the US Open. We'll see
what happens when we catch up next week. With that
got college World Series going on, we got raising up
in New Hampshire. This is gonna be pretty fun sports weekend.
Speaker 14 (18:37):
Man, it is. And I'm keeping my eye on that hot.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Dog, all right, but I appreciate you, Tom. Let's play
wordy word y'all, come on one eight hundred, big show.
You told free line get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 15 (19:16):
Good Morning this a.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Mag show on the radio. I held my nose, I
close my eyes to a cod drunk. I got the worst.
I love postion number nine. I've not been worrying me
for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's sad.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
STATED didn't know what song that was.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
For those of you who need another reason to hate me,
I'm the one that gave it to him.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I help my nose, I close my eyes.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Drunk.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
I went everybody's hands about the bad man.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Let's wait worthy word, Let's meet our contestants. We got
Roger from a Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Roger.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
What's going on me? Hey? You doing?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (20:07):
We doing?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
As man? Welcome in here. I need me old Oklahoma
boy on my side this morning. I got it, So
let's say no. Barry, one of my favorite spots up Martinsville, Virginia.
Good morning, Barry. We'll get in here. I'm sitting here
on my friend by barbecue grill, wondering why I don't
have a bottle of John Boyn. But he's really saw well.
Speaker 15 (20:29):
I can't find anything. I can't find anything, this driving
metropolis town.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Of Parks and Martinsville dog gone, I know the Harris
teeth and Charlotte's got something. I had to buy a bottle. Hello?
Is that I gotta get up a car and my boy.
Ye Pikesville, Well, welcome boys here. We are Barry and
Tater on one team, John Boy and Roger on the other.
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That's what I'm talking. Okay, So Barry, you and Taytor relax,
and me and Roger to see what we can put
on the board. Okay, Roger, let's do a quick thirty
with some points. You ready, buddy took? Okay, ready, Roger? Ah, sure,
I am boy. Okay, starting to clock now? Oh you
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sing good? You have a beautiful What do you speak with, Roger?
You're listening to my I didn't know it was my turn.
I didn't know I stop stop. I don't think so.
Oh yeah, I remember last week when it cost me
a victory because we had to stop. Remember that, Oh,
I will for the rest of my life.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
I know.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, Roger, it's me and you for the first thirty seconds.
So I'm gonna give you clues and you shout out
that word and we gotta do it real quick. Okay,
all right, yeah, no, I get this, but I just
didn't know it was my turn. My bad. Okay, that's
all right, that's all. We got our full thirty right here.
So all right, so start the clock. Now you have
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a beautiful speaking boy. Yeah, uh huh. Hey you sell this,
you get life blank or health blank? You pay? Yeah,
uh huh oh oh woa. This is what like kids
called each other, people call each other if they're gonna
be together for life. It's like two words. It's like, okay,
(22:25):
you have one of these and you the Lord will
save save your what the Lord will save your.
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah? Yeah, good? Look at Roger know about soul? May
any chance I get to avoid? All right, Roger, good work.
Three on the board. And now Barry and Marcy for
a round one? Are you ready? Berry? Oh yeah, let's go.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And we live in different ones of these, like there's
Eastern there's Central Pacific regions. Yeah, but it's called it's
two words, and it tells like if it's it's it's
three o'clock here.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
On his own, Yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Can you throw out things in your fridge that have what.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
Mold?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, but there's a date on it and.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's uh yes, oh so wow, you took a chance.
You took a big blank. There was a board game
called it too Big.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
All right, there's the buzz here. You guys put a
two on the board. Were going through some tough words
here up the other tablet Roger Leedsburry three to two.
We going around two, all right, And they asked me
what I know? They always asked me what I don't know.
It's still a good move, Barry. Throw stuff out of
your fridge that has mold.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Jeez.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
All right, Roger, me and you fire next thirty. Are
you ready? Okay? This is we're picking up on that
last word. Start the clock.
Speaker 14 (24:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You have a high blank job like if you're fireman
or policeman, a high blank. No, no, it's like take
a blank. Don't blank your life for for that. Don't
go out and blank your life or yet what I
guess I mean? I said, yeah, the blank Bible, the
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blank Bible? Yes, uh huh. Black and white are too?
What red and blue are too?
Speaker 15 (24:40):
What color?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yes? All right, I had that's your jacket. I'm going
at Yeah. Well we got three on three. All right,
good work. We put a six on the board. All right,
all right, if Barry and Tator can tie the us
up I will find enough energy to come over the board.
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Just kidd this way out of way. Course all moves that.
Speaker 15 (25:13):
You got me. Sweat you got me, sweat man.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Four will time and force over time. Five will win
you bar ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Do you apply this first blank? It's your thea though
it's it's medical. First blank. It's a go get the
first blank bag or.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
The first blank box.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Go get the box that has all the band aids
in it, the first blank box, first aid. Hey, you
go see a band because they're coming to your city.
They are on blank. Our soldier may take on tour. Yes,
oh uh, this means a long time. I will love
you blank forever.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yes, let's see three of the old six to five
Roger wins By one, Harry and Teta. Y'all came real close.
That was real close.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Nice you acted likely just tied.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Uh, Barry Martinsville. You can try again anytime now, buddy.
Lots of fun, guys, lots of fun, lots of fun,
Thank you, my man. Yeah, Martin Roger Now Lorton, Oklahoma,
you got you big old lord. Tiger's prize pack headed
your way. But a good game, all right, it Sam's
good I'd like to give a shout out to my
(26:37):
uncle Wild.
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Beail and cast Upklahoma.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Thank you, thank you, right, a lot of strange love
you mean to day. Buddy.
Speaker 15 (26:44):
You've heard hanky.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Good morning b shows on the radio. Friday Bit request time.
Tom Sneid from Faydeville, North Carolina. Want to hear something
from Greg Ward. That'd be nice? Tom would good next
(27:25):
morning bike shows on the radio. Bid requests This morning,
Tom Snead at Faedvale, North Carolina. His favorite comedian, Greg Warren,
the first our buddy, comedian Greg Warren is on the line.
Speaker 15 (27:39):
Hey, what's up, guys?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hey man, we're doing good. Where are you at this morning?
Speaker 15 (27:46):
I'm right at home and you're the Saint Louis.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
All right, so you alright? You home? Everything going good
for you.
Speaker 15 (27:53):
Buddy, Yeah, it's going good. We're we're right in the
middle of baseball season pretty well. You guys are familiar
with the Cardinal great Bob Gibson. You guys familiar with him?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh yeah, man, we worked with Terry Hanson, maybe the
other big Cardinals.
Speaker 15 (28:14):
Hanson. Yeah yeah, I mean, but Bob Gibson, he's he's
a legend here in Saint Louis and uh, basically old
guys like my dad. The legend just keeps getting bigger,
you know it in baseball today, pitches less than nine innings.
Bob Gibson, he pit nine innings every time he went.
Happened nine innings every time he pit nine innings, and
(28:37):
he go home and pit nine innings and he's backyard.
It's funny. Pit another nine innings and he's back yard down.
I think on the weekends he'd go down to the
Mexican League fit another nine in and then they talk
about how uh, you know, how mean he was, because
he was a pretty intimidating pitcher. You know, Bob he
(29:00):
itch in the head. He hit you in the head
as soon as he looked at And now Bob Gibson
passed away this year, which is a tragic and but
the legend is just getting even bigger now that he's dead.
It's Yeah, I sold Bob Gibson that they you, yes,
it's pring training game. Guy looked at him wrong, and
Bob Gibson, they shot him, shot him in the head
(29:21):
right there, just rode a pistol out from Yeah, shot
him in the head and went to kill his whole family.
That's what old Bob. No, he didn't know, yah know,
Bob Gifton. Guys shouldn't have been crowding to plate Bob
Gift and shot him. Shot shot him there and through
his family in the river. That's what Old Dibson did.
That's what he did. It's just getting out of hand, man.
(29:44):
It's crazy. Uh thing I've ever talked. I keep selling,
I don't just just peanut butter. That was my uh
that was my job, man. I uh. I was part
of the first introduction of a of the first peanut
butter ever targeted towards diabetics. It was a low salt,
low sugar peanut butter called called simply jiff I oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
(30:10):
I suggested calling it Type two peanut goo. But nope, nobody,
nobody wanted a part of that. I think it would
have been a more successful product that you know, had
I you know, had they listened to me. Did you
guys know this? I mean, I know all kinds of
things about peanut but did you know Creamy out sells
Crunchy four to one.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I would guess Nick Creamy was the big zeller. But
I like some grunty sometime.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Yeah, I always thought I thought it was disingenuous to
charge for creamy as crunchy because basically like crunchy, like
we didn't finish. I get. I think that's how Crunchy
Peanut Butter started. You know, it's like one lazy employee like, hey, Charlie,
(30:58):
did you finish uh smashing up the peanuts? Yeah, I
mean mostly I kind of did it.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
And then they sold uh, I sold crystal oil and shortening.
You talk about a dying category like short shortening Literally
every year about five percent of your UH customers die off.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
You know.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
It's a product that is named after what it does
to your life.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Short otherwise known as lauren.
Speaker 11 (31:39):
No.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
That was our only health care, Our only health claim
was like we're not quite large. That was the best thing.
And I had all these products, uh, you know it
comes to stuff would come in a can or a jar.
Shortening it actually came in a tub. When something can't
(32:00):
it's a three pound cub. All right, that's gonna kill you.
We're gonna have a hard time on that heel. And
then Crisco oil. It was you know, it was kind
of a commodity, like we just didn't have a lot
of new news in the category. They're big thing they
did when I was there, was they go, oh, guys,
this is gonna be a big thing you can share
with your customers.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
We uh, we.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Are actually we're coming out with an environmentally friendly bottle
of Crisco oil. It's got thirty three percent less plastic
than the previous bottle. I'm like, guys, Mike, I'm in Texas.
My grocery buyer has an eight cylinder pickup truck that
(32:42):
gets about a mile to the gallon. He has fourteen
beer heads on his wall. He's not concerned with the environment.
Like I just don't think like we're telling about the
environmentary friend of a bottle for crystal oil. He has
an oil well.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Greg Warren has said previously real world experience and the
job market before he found new comedy things.
Speaker 15 (33:13):
I think we I think we can all agree it
is a good idea. I was not a I was
not a good sales They teaching these sales techniques. My
my favorite like, you know, I try to learn from
the older guys who are a little you know, they're
pretty smooth and uh, I you know, I watch this
(33:36):
one guy do this thing and go the guy would
say no. The buy would say, know anything. But what
if I could ask you? What if I could show
your way? Because what's your main objection? What's your main objection?
The guy would tell him, what if I could show
you a way to handle that? Would you be interested?
What if I could show you a way to handle that?
Here's a trick with that one, you guys. So what
if I could show you a way to maintain thirty
(33:58):
percent margin and be the price leader in the market,
We could be interested. Yeah, show me a way. Oh no, man,
I was just saying, like, what what the three main competitors?
You got your of course you got Jiff, that's choosing moms.
(34:21):
You got Peter Pan, tough competitor, Skippy. Kind of a
joke back.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
In the day.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
To be honest, I think we need the music they
play at the award shows.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
What are you talking about? We should started with this stuff.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Great.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
I would want to talk about this for a long.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Time over up here, all right there it is now on.
We gotta we gotta play John BOYD Jeopardy here, all
right here we go. Uh, let's say mount Allen Pickles
Prize Pact and told you about that, all right? Review
yesterday's question, we found this bottled beverage is officially the
number one seller in the US. Fact it out says
all of the others combined. Watcher, Yes it is water Boy.
(35:00):
I wish Greg used to work for a water bottle company.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Hawaiian Hawaiian. We had that guy argument, you like a
niceaant each other on.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Then it is still going. I'll go and turn it down.
He'll see me going over there. All right, So today's
John Boy Jeopardy. While these animals have been used to
fight in wars since Roman times, during World War Two,
the US military recruited civilians to loan theirs to help
(35:37):
the war effort.
Speaker 17 (35:38):
You know, i'd say Tasmanian devils, but I don't think
they got popular till after the war.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think that was when the cartoon came out. During
the bugs, Buddy Air, what what y'all got? One eight
hundred big show? You told free line? We played John
Boy Jeopardy next. All right, Greg, we're gonna need this line.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yeah, guys, I didn't even get to talk a little
bit about duncan hein?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Leave them up?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
More Good morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
We got a few morements anyway, got time to make
your John Boybilly album for your dads Father's Day Sunday.
I like this track is a playhouse entitled That's My Dad.
Search for keywords my dad hit the pit box at
the Big Show dot com. Letsten do it.
Speaker 18 (36:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode That's
My Dad, That's Our Story opens Sister Mary Wannamaker is
opening a class discussion at Saint Bernard's Catholic Primary School.
Speaker 16 (37:09):
All right, boys and girls, let's settle down, set it down,
and get started.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Today. We're going to talk about careers.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Now.
Speaker 16 (37:15):
A lot of folks pick their careers based on what
their parents do for a living, So let's talk about
Let's talk about that for a little bit. I want
to teach of you to tell us about what kind
of job your mum or dad does. Who'd like to
go first, Joey.
Speaker 19 (37:27):
My dad's a contractor. He builds houses for people.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Oh does he like his job?
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Yeah, but it keeps him pretty busy. He works all
day long, and lately he's been going to school at
night too.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
I see, is he studying about new kinds of building
materials so he can build a better house.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Snoop.
Speaker 19 (37:44):
He's studying Spanish so he can talk to all the
Mexican guys at work.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Hey, hey, interesting, who's next, Temmy.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
My dad's a fireman. He rides a big red fire
truck puts out fires.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Well now.
Speaker 14 (38:02):
It is.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Now that sounds like a very interesting job.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
One time we went to the fire station.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I got right on the fire trup.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Well, no, that must have been pretty darn exciting.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
Yeah, okay, well, you know career days coming up.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
You think your dad would give us a tour of
the fire station.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
No, he said, y'all a bunch of losers.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Wonderful. All right, who's next? How about you?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Toby?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
What does your dad do? My dad's a musician. Really,
what instrument does he play? He's a piano player at
the Pink pussy Cat. That Pink pussy Cats. What's in
the world is that?
Speaker 16 (38:44):
It's this topless nightclub on the west side of.
Speaker 19 (38:48):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Dude, forget the fire station. Let's go see Toby.
Speaker 16 (38:52):
St That'll be enough of that. Boys and girls, I
want all of you to open your English books and
read the story on page thirty eight. Toby, did I
have a word with you?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Please?
Speaker 16 (39:04):
Yes, ma'am son, I'd like to have a little talk
with your father. Would you have him stopped by after
school this afternoon?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Sure, sister, no problem.
Speaker 19 (39:11):
Hey Toby, you think your dad could bring in some
stuff for showing Tona.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Quiet you. That's quiet now, everybody quiet. His voice is
in my head. I'm glad you're quiet.
Speaker 16 (39:32):
I didn't want to take the ruler to you later
that afternoon.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
That was brilliant, your sister marry. Yes, I'm rough farmer.
Toby's dad said you wanted to talk to me.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Oh long day.
Speaker 16 (39:47):
Yes, mister Furman, thanks for coming by. Please have a seat.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
So Toby in some kind of trouble.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Not exactly, but what we're having is a discussion in
class today, and Toby says something that worried me.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, really, what do you say?
Speaker 16 (40:01):
Well, we were talking about what our moms and dads
do for a living, you see, until we told us
you played the piano at a topless nightclub. Frankly, mister Furman,
I'm not bit concerned about what kind of environment you're
creating for your son.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
It's not like him being here in a third world
with you. Listen, sister, you don't need to worry. I
don't really play the piano. Want a topless joint?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
You don't.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
Oh, actually, I'm an accountant with Arthur Anderson in Company.
But of course you can't say a thing like that,
one nine year old kid.
Speaker 18 (40:34):
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and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
You know, Sisney got a pretty nice rack.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I'm sure I can get you.
Speaker 18 (40:43):
Out June and again next time, when we'll hear the
crusty old dancer at the Pink pussy Cat.
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Friday, June fourteenth, Today's feature track from the Big Show,
Big Box. There's a playhouse entitled That's My Dad Surgery
keywords my Dad to hit the Big Box at the
Big Show dot com. And right now it's time for
Beata Blonde. That's me, not contestant Willie Adam Williamston, North Carolina.
(00:53):
Good morning, Willie, Good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
How's it going?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Hey, Gon good man? Welcome in here? All right? You
know girl Taya over here? Yes, there you go. Okay,
so we'll ask her questions. You agree or disagree whether
you think she's right all wrong? Get two bails for
two buzzers and win him a gold prize pack. All right,
well let's do it then. All right, Martano, you're familiar
(01:20):
with inventor Thomas Edison. We've once talked about him. Luck,
the most necessary task of civilization is to teach man
how to, how to.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What, how to, how to kiss the bosses behind.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
How to kiss for the bosses? Well, I guess you're
trying to get a telephone. All right?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
That Edison, Thomas Edison, how to make peace?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Okay, necessary task of civilization to teach man how to
make peace? All right? Willie agree or disagree? Disagree? And
how's the thing to do? Yes? Think? Wanted man to think.
Perhaps he could think about peace and Alexander grant bell.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
That was the telephone, that's right, Thomas Edison most the
light bulb.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Guys. Yeah, oh he had sat there in the darkened
think while Okay, gotcha. Hey, good work, Willie. There's one
bell for you. One more. You're gonna win it, all right,
tex Marsha, you're planning to go outside on a cold
wintry day and you do not want your lips to
get chapped. Will lipstick protect you?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It protects you?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Well I know it kept Brandy's grandfather out of three wars.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Lipstick protect you? No, Marshie says, it will not protect
you now you have worn because I saw it. Yeah,
of course, I mean sorry, I hope you were. Willie.
Do you agree or disagree with Marcie? No, it will not.
(03:22):
I disagree and that was yes lipstick. That's why I was.
Marsha's not going to go overboard with make up recording.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I come in here.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
I don't have it together one Yeah, well yo, ladies,
lipstick will but a lip bomb works better.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
That's probably what you were thinking. That exactly what. Hey, Willy,
good work on you in, Buddy, can go Red Bax
prize back head to your place. I appreciate him first
time calling. All right, buddy, good work. That's you about
(04:10):
cut you upon your news right on the other side
of time capsule or Friday Morning laves.
Speaker 8 (04:17):
Just like we lock them.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one export.
Speaker 9 (05:03):
That's fine, I'm happy to help you.
Speaker 10 (05:05):
Yeah, I'm over here. I'm over here at Burger King
right here in Sancraominy. No, not Saquo, Maine. I'm sorry.
I live in Sancominy. I'm in the Gunna Gael. I
think that's where I'm at. I'm at a dry though
right now. Had I ordered my food three times. They're
mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy. They're
not even diusy. Okay, I've been the only call here.
I asked the four different times to make me a
Western spotty two burger. Okay, they keep giving me a
(05:28):
hamburger with lettuce, tomato and cheese any is, And I said,
I'm not leaving. I want a Western burger because I
just got my kids from taekwondo. They're hungry. I'm on
my way home and I live in sanquominy Uh huh Okay,
she said she gave me another hamburger. It's wrong, I
said four times, I said I wanted to go. Can
you go out and park in front? And I said no,
I want my hamburger right So then the lady came
to the manager whatever whoever she is. She came up
(05:50):
and she said, she said, do you want your money back?
And I said no, I want my hamburger. My kids
are hungry and I have to jump on the cold freeway.
I said, I am not leaving the spot. And I
said I will call the police because I want my
Western burger done right now.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
Is that the use?
Speaker 9 (06:05):
Okay, what exactly is that you want us to do
for you?
Speaker 10 (06:07):
I send off down here. I want I want them
to make mam.
Speaker 9 (06:11):
We're not gonna go down there and force your western
bacon cheeseburger.
Speaker 10 (06:15):
What am I supposed to do?
Speaker 9 (06:17):
This is this is between you and the managers. We're
not going to go and force how to make a hamburger.
But that's not a criminal issue. There's there's there's nothing
criminals there.
Speaker 10 (06:26):
I'm here, so I just sit here.
Speaker 9 (06:27):
You need to calmly and rationally be to the manager
and figure out what to do between you.
Speaker 10 (06:33):
Did come up and I said, can I please have
my Western burger? He said, I'm not doing it. She
walked away because because they're lopping the floor and it's awful.
A said that they don't want to run, they don't
want to go through there.
Speaker 9 (06:42):
And and ma'am, then I suggest you get your money
back and go somewhere else. This this is this is
not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and
and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you
want it.
Speaker 10 (06:55):
Well, that is that you're supposed to be here to
protect me.
Speaker 9 (06:58):
What are we protecting you? I'm a rockburger. No, it's
just like it's just a harmful teethburger or something. I
don't understand what you want us to do.
Speaker 10 (07:07):
Just come down here. I'm not meaning no, ma'am.
Speaker 9 (07:10):
I'm not getting the deputies down there over a cheeseburger.
You need to go in there and act like an
adult and either get your money back and go home.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Not acting like an adult herself. I'm sitting here in
my car. I just want them to make my kids us.
Speaker 9 (07:23):
This is what I said that if you get your
money back from the manager and you go on your
way home, Okay, okay, well bye.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
O, hi boys. It could be worse.
Speaker 7 (07:36):
That could be yeah, chub boy and Billy.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I don't know what they call this stuff, Hamburger, helper.
It's just fine byself.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Uh morning radio dumb right, good morning.
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Let's make Shawn the radio for you. Friday and June fourteenth,
DA's all game.
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Tagging, bail, greetings, all it's Bill Silvers. You're welcome. And
when Bill Silvers is here, chances are there's a big
fat bullseye on the confuser in chief, old Bozo Joe Biden.
But let's be fair, that's not the best presidential nickname.
I mean, throughout history, presidents have been given monikers that
reflected their legacy. Lincoln was Honest Abe and the Great Emancipator.
(08:50):
Andrew Jackson was old Hickory. Ronald Reagan, the Great Communicator,
Bill Clinton was slick Willie. Of course, Hillary had a
lot of other names for him, but not radio Friendrick.
But is it only right that Joe Biden's legacy is
reflected in his historical moniker. I certainly think so so
from the home office, in the stockroom at Happy Hunter's
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Speaker 12 (09:27):
Number nine, mister what the hell did he say? Number
eight Maximus stupidious, destroyer of economies and sniffer of children.
Number seven, the grown up kid from Deliverance. Number six,
the Scranton Creeper. Number five, Pecker from Delaware, I'll let
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the room say now before number four, Sir gropes a lot.
Number three Pinocchi Joe number two, Obama's box, and the
number one presidential nickname for Joe Biden old dumbass.
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Thank you for listening your listeners. What sport's coming up?
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the Big Show dot Com play forty minutes right now
our man Tom Sorenson, Good morning, Tom. How are you doing,
my buddy.
Speaker 14 (13:17):
I'm doing better. How about yourself?
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Very good? We're all good. Glad to hear we got
to talk to you a little bit off air. Now
let's get for our listeners. And a lot of our
listeners love hot dogs, and of course we look forward
to the fourth of July hot dog eating contests, and
some stuff's going on with that. Tom. I know you
follow this.
Speaker 14 (13:39):
I do, and you know this. Politics involved in everything,
and now there are politics involved in Nathan's famous hot
dog eating contest. Joey Chestnut, who was the greatest hop
dog eater of all time. I mean he has won
eight in a row, and he has won wins. I
(14:00):
mean he's won, He's got the all time record of
seventy six. Last year he won by thirteen and he
only AIDS sixty two. So as we're building here, but
he is not eligible this year because he has signed
to endorse some hot dogs that are plant based and
lab made, so they're not they're not Nathan's. And so
(14:24):
Nathan said, okay, then you can't be in our contest,
and Joey's saying, well, I got representatives too, So they're
battling and this thing is in three weeks and I'll
tell you, man, if he's not up there on stage
competing for the Mustard Belt, it's not the same. It
would be like a figure four leg lock with no legs,
(14:45):
like the Golden State Warriors without Steph Curry. I mean,
you need this. It is Joey Chestnut. He's the greatest
there's ever been.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
That's right. But that's crazy. So well, you know, Randy
business guy as he's his career through the years, agrees
with Nathan's.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
I do.
Speaker 5 (15:06):
It's their thing, it's their venue and their event, do
you know what we say?
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But okay, if he doesn't show up like a full
uniform with the impossible hot dog, the Dge hot Dogs,
maybe maybe those are very competence. I don't know.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
But did you know about the hot dog eating contest before,
Joey Chestnut, I ask.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
You, Oh sure, Yeah, I mean look what I do know.
It's been on the prep sheets for you. But he
is what Tom was saying, not asking you.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
I'm asking.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
So they got to figure it out. Is what you're saying, Tom, And.
Speaker 14 (15:39):
What I'm saying is this. Look, I played the hot
dog game, yeah, Concord Mills, and I got up there
and I was eating next to a woman who went
about one hundred and fourteen pounds. And I looked up
and at one point I'd eating three hot dogs and
she'd eating approximately fifteen.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Wow.
Speaker 14 (15:58):
Man, I thought I may not go to Coney Island.
But with people don't care if I go. They care.
Joey Chestnut, I just think I get it, Randy, I
get it. I get what they're doing. But man, this
is the biggest star and there's gonna be a lot
of sad faces and empty stomachs come to.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
Keep an eye on that well. And there could be strategy.
They could be doing this to get attention and then
they'll settle.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
We will see what happens with it. I need to
cover the logo passed away this week, that being Jerry West.
He was eighty six years old.
Speaker 14 (16:33):
I see Tom yeah Man, fourteen time All Star and
eight times under his auspices when he was executive the
Lakers won. And when I think of my think of
he had the perfect jump shot. So that's why they
use him and the logo, and that's why his nickname
is the logo. But I got to knowma just a
(16:54):
little bit. He h you know, he's at the height
of his fame. And I call him his office. I
needed a quote about something, and usually you get blown off,
but his receptionist said, do you have an appointment? And
I said, no, ma'am. And next thing I know, West
is on the phone and not no juncture in that
conversation did the act like I'm Jerry West and you're not.
(17:17):
I mean, he was just this courteous, gracious West Virginia guy,
and I thought that's pretty cool. And then it turned
out he became friends with Jerry Richardson, the former owner
of the Panthers, and he wrote a book West did,
and it was not an upbeat book. It was called
West by West, My Charmed Tormented Life and Richardson's reading
(17:41):
the thing and he calls West and says, when does
it get better? And West said it doesn't. I mean,
it was a depressing story. But he wasn't a depressing guy.
He was a different kind of guy. But he was
just a nice, nice guy. And I'd see him at
Anther's camp and you know, in his golf cart with Richardson.
(18:04):
Just take a really just one of those guys that
you would like, John Boy, because you like guys that
achieve a lot and don't act like they did. They
act like like they're just a regular guy. And that
was a regular guy with a tremendous jump shot.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
That was jerous man awesome, Tom, thanks for sharing that
with us, buddy. All Right, well, Tom, I have a
great weekend, man. Let's enjoy the US Open. We'll see
what happens when we catch up next week. With that
got college World Series going on, we got raising up
in New Hampshire. This is gonna be pretty fun sports weekend.
Speaker 14 (18:37):
Man, it is. And I'm keeping my eye on that hot.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Dog, all right, but I appreciate you, Tom. Let's play
wordy word y'all, come on one eight hundred, big show.
You told free line get a couple of contestants and
play next.
Speaker 15 (19:16):
Good Morning this a.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
Mag show on the radio. I held my nose, I
close my eyes to a cod drunk. I got the worst.
I love postion number nine. I've not been worrying me
for the last few days.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
It's sad.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
STATED didn't know what song that was.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
For those of you who need another reason to hate me,
I'm the one that gave it to him.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
I help my nose, I close my eyes.
Speaker 11 (19:48):
Drunk.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
I went everybody's hands about the bad man.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Let's wait worthy word, Let's meet our contestants. We got
Roger from a Lawton, Oklahoma. Good morning, Roger.
Speaker 15 (20:04):
What's going on me? Hey? You doing?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Hey?
Speaker 15 (20:07):
We doing?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
As man? Welcome in here. I need me old Oklahoma
boy on my side this morning. I got it, So
let's say no. Barry, one of my favorite spots up Martinsville, Virginia.
Good morning, Barry. We'll get in here. I'm sitting here
on my friend by barbecue grill, wondering why I don't
have a bottle of John Boyn. But he's really saw well.
Speaker 15 (20:29):
I can't find anything. I can't find anything, this driving
metropolis town.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Of Parks and Martinsville dog gone, I know the Harris
teeth and Charlotte's got something. I had to buy a bottle. Hello?
Is that I gotta get up a car and my boy.
Ye Pikesville, Well, welcome boys here. We are Barry and
Tater on one team, John Boy and Roger on the other.
(20:55):
That's what I'm talking. Okay, So Barry, you and Taytor relax,
and me and Roger to see what we can put
on the board. Okay, Roger, let's do a quick thirty
with some points. You ready, buddy took? Okay, ready, Roger? Ah, sure,
I am boy. Okay, starting to clock now? Oh you
(21:20):
sing good? You have a beautiful What do you speak with, Roger?
You're listening to my I didn't know it was my turn.
I didn't know I stop stop. I don't think so.
Oh yeah, I remember last week when it cost me
a victory because we had to stop. Remember that, Oh,
I will for the rest of my life.
Speaker 15 (21:41):
I know.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Okay, Roger, it's me and you for the first thirty seconds.
So I'm gonna give you clues and you shout out
that word and we gotta do it real quick. Okay,
all right, yeah, no, I get this, but I just
didn't know it was my turn. My bad. Okay, that's
all right, that's all. We got our full thirty right here.
So all right, so start the clock. Now you have
(22:04):
a beautiful speaking boy. Yeah, uh huh. Hey you sell this,
you get life blank or health blank? You pay? Yeah,
uh huh oh oh woa. This is what like kids
called each other, people call each other if they're gonna
be together for life. It's like two words. It's like, okay,
(22:25):
you have one of these and you the Lord will
save save your what the Lord will save your.
Speaker 15 (22:35):
Oh?
Speaker 16 (22:35):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah? Yeah, good? Look at Roger know about soul? May
any chance I get to avoid? All right, Roger, good work.
Three on the board. And now Barry and Marcy for
a round one? Are you ready? Berry? Oh yeah, let's go.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
And we live in different ones of these, like there's
Eastern there's Central Pacific regions. Yeah, but it's called it's
two words, and it tells like if it's it's it's
three o'clock here.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
On his own, Yes, yes.
Speaker 4 (23:12):
Can you throw out things in your fridge that have what.
Speaker 14 (23:16):
Mold?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Yeah, but there's a date on it and.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's uh yes, oh so wow, you took a chance.
You took a big blank. There was a board game
called it too Big.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
All right, there's the buzz here. You guys put a
two on the board. Were going through some tough words
here up the other tablet Roger Leedsburry three to two.
We going around two, all right, And they asked me
what I know? They always asked me what I don't know.
It's still a good move, Barry. Throw stuff out of
your fridge that has mold.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Jeez.
Speaker 3 (23:59):
All right, Roger, me and you fire next thirty. Are
you ready? Okay? This is we're picking up on that
last word. Start the clock.
Speaker 14 (24:10):
Now.
Speaker 3 (24:11):
You have a high blank job like if you're fireman
or policeman, a high blank. No, no, it's like take
a blank. Don't blank your life for for that. Don't
go out and blank your life or yet what I
guess I mean? I said, yeah, the blank Bible, the
(24:32):
blank Bible? Yes, uh huh. Black and white are too?
What red and blue are too?
Speaker 15 (24:40):
What color?
Speaker 3 (24:42):
Yes? All right, I had that's your jacket. I'm going
at Yeah. Well we got three on three. All right,
good work. We put a six on the board. All right,
all right, if Barry and Tator can tie the us
up I will find enough energy to come over the board.
(25:08):
Just kidd this way out of way. Course all moves that.
Speaker 15 (25:13):
You got me. Sweat you got me, sweat man.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Four will time and force over time. Five will win
you bar ready and go all right?
Speaker 6 (25:25):
Do you apply this first blank? It's your thea though
it's it's medical. First blank. It's a go get the
first blank bag or.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
The first blank box.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
Go get the box that has all the band aids
in it, the first blank box, first aid. Hey, you
go see a band because they're coming to your city.
They are on blank. Our soldier may take on tour. Yes,
oh uh, this means a long time. I will love
you blank forever.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yes, let's see three of the old six to five
Roger wins By one, Harry and Teta. Y'all came real close.
That was real close.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
Nice you acted likely just tied.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Uh, Barry Martinsville. You can try again anytime now, buddy.
Lots of fun, guys, lots of fun, lots of fun,
Thank you, my man. Yeah, Martin Roger Now Lorton, Oklahoma,
you got you big old lord. Tiger's prize pack headed
your way. But a good game, all right, it Sam's
good I'd like to give a shout out to my
(26:37):
uncle Wild.
Speaker 15 (26:38):
Beail and cast Upklahoma.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Thank you, thank you, right, a lot of strange love
you mean to day. Buddy.
Speaker 15 (26:44):
You've heard hanky.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Good morning b shows on the radio. Friday Bit request time.
Tom Sneid from Faydeville, North Carolina. Want to hear something
from Greg Ward. That'd be nice? Tom would good next
(27:25):
morning bike shows on the radio. Bid requests This morning,
Tom Snead at Faedvale, North Carolina. His favorite comedian, Greg Warren,
the first our buddy, comedian Greg Warren is on the line.
Speaker 15 (27:39):
Hey, what's up, guys?
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Hey man, we're doing good. Where are you at this morning?
Speaker 15 (27:46):
I'm right at home and you're the Saint Louis.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
All right, so you alright? You home? Everything going good
for you.
Speaker 15 (27:53):
Buddy, Yeah, it's going good. We're we're right in the
middle of baseball season pretty well. You guys are familiar
with the Cardinal great Bob Gibson. You guys familiar with him?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Oh yeah, man, we worked with Terry Hanson, maybe the
other big Cardinals.
Speaker 15 (28:14):
Hanson. Yeah yeah, I mean, but Bob Gibson, he's he's
a legend here in Saint Louis and uh, basically old
guys like my dad. The legend just keeps getting bigger,
you know it in baseball today, pitches less than nine innings.
Bob Gibson, he pit nine innings every time he went.
Happened nine innings every time he pit nine innings, and
(28:37):
he go home and pit nine innings and he's backyard.
It's funny. Pit another nine innings and he's back yard down.
I think on the weekends he'd go down to the
Mexican League fit another nine in and then they talk
about how uh, you know, how mean he was, because
he was a pretty intimidating pitcher. You know, Bob he
(29:00):
itch in the head. He hit you in the head
as soon as he looked at And now Bob Gibson
passed away this year, which is a tragic and but
the legend is just getting even bigger now that he's dead.
It's Yeah, I sold Bob Gibson that they you, yes,
it's pring training game. Guy looked at him wrong, and
Bob Gibson, they shot him, shot him in the head
(29:21):
right there, just rode a pistol out from Yeah, shot
him in the head and went to kill his whole family.
That's what old Bob. No, he didn't know, yah know,
Bob Gifton. Guys shouldn't have been crowding to plate Bob
Gift and shot him. Shot shot him there and through
his family in the river. That's what Old Dibson did.
That's what he did. It's just getting out of hand, man.
(29:44):
It's crazy. Uh thing I've ever talked. I keep selling,
I don't just just peanut butter. That was my uh
that was my job, man. I uh. I was part
of the first introduction of a of the first peanut
butter ever targeted towards diabetics. It was a low salt,
low sugar peanut butter called called simply jiff I oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
(30:10):
I suggested calling it Type two peanut goo. But nope, nobody,
nobody wanted a part of that. I think it would
have been a more successful product that you know, had
I you know, had they listened to me. Did you
guys know this? I mean, I know all kinds of
things about peanut but did you know Creamy out sells
Crunchy four to one.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
I would guess Nick Creamy was the big zeller. But
I like some grunty sometime.
Speaker 15 (30:36):
Yeah, I always thought I thought it was disingenuous to
charge for creamy as crunchy because basically like crunchy, like
we didn't finish. I get. I think that's how Crunchy
Peanut Butter started. You know, it's like one lazy employee like, hey, Charlie,
(30:58):
did you finish uh smashing up the peanuts? Yeah, I
mean mostly I kind of did it.
Speaker 3 (31:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (31:11):
And then they sold uh, I sold crystal oil and shortening.
You talk about a dying category like short shortening Literally
every year about five percent of your UH customers die off.
Speaker 14 (31:25):
You know.
Speaker 15 (31:29):
It's a product that is named after what it does
to your life.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
Short otherwise known as lauren.
Speaker 11 (31:39):
No.
Speaker 15 (31:39):
That was our only health care, Our only health claim
was like we're not quite large. That was the best thing.
And I had all these products, uh, you know it
comes to stuff would come in a can or a jar.
Shortening it actually came in a tub. When something can't
(32:00):
it's a three pound cub. All right, that's gonna kill you.
We're gonna have a hard time on that heel. And
then Crisco oil. It was you know, it was kind
of a commodity, like we just didn't have a lot
of new news in the category. They're big thing they
did when I was there, was they go, oh, guys,
this is gonna be a big thing you can share
with your customers.
Speaker 14 (32:21):
We uh, we.
Speaker 15 (32:22):
Are actually we're coming out with an environmentally friendly bottle
of Crisco oil. It's got thirty three percent less plastic
than the previous bottle. I'm like, guys, Mike, I'm in Texas.
My grocery buyer has an eight cylinder pickup truck that
(32:42):
gets about a mile to the gallon. He has fourteen
beer heads on his wall. He's not concerned with the environment.
Like I just don't think like we're telling about the
environmentary friend of a bottle for crystal oil. He has
an oil well.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
Greg Warren has said previously real world experience and the
job market before he found new comedy things.
Speaker 15 (33:13):
I think we I think we can all agree it
is a good idea. I was not a I was
not a good sales They teaching these sales techniques. My
my favorite like, you know, I try to learn from
the older guys who are a little you know, they're
pretty smooth and uh, I you know, I watch this
(33:36):
one guy do this thing and go the guy would
say no. The buy would say, know anything. But what
if I could ask you? What if I could show
your way? Because what's your main objection? What's your main objection?
The guy would tell him, what if I could show
you a way to handle that? Would you be interested?
What if I could show you a way to handle that?
Here's a trick with that one, you guys. So what
if I could show you a way to maintain thirty
(33:58):
percent margin and be the price leader in the market,
We could be interested. Yeah, show me a way. Oh no, man,
I was just saying, like, what what the three main competitors?
You got your of course you got Jiff, that's choosing moms.
(34:21):
You got Peter Pan, tough competitor, Skippy. Kind of a
joke back.
Speaker 7 (34:25):
In the day.
Speaker 5 (34:25):
To be honest, I think we need the music they
play at the award shows.
Speaker 15 (34:30):
What are you talking about? We should started with this stuff.
Speaker 3 (34:34):
Great.
Speaker 15 (34:36):
I would want to talk about this for a long.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
Time over up here, all right there it is now on.
We gotta we gotta play John BOYD Jeopardy here, all
right here we go. Uh, let's say mount Allen Pickles
Prize Pact and told you about that, all right? Review
yesterday's question, we found this bottled beverage is officially the
number one seller in the US. Fact it out says
all of the others combined. Watcher, Yes it is water Boy.
(35:00):
I wish Greg used to work for a water bottle company.
Speaker 15 (35:07):
Hawaiian Hawaiian. We had that guy argument, you like a
niceaant each other on.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
Then it is still going. I'll go and turn it down.
He'll see me going over there. All right, So today's
John Boy Jeopardy. While these animals have been used to
fight in wars since Roman times, during World War Two,
the US military recruited civilians to loan theirs to help
(35:37):
the war effort.
Speaker 17 (35:38):
You know, i'd say Tasmanian devils, but I don't think
they got popular till after the war.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
I think that was when the cartoon came out. During
the bugs, Buddy Air, what what y'all got? One eight
hundred big show? You told free line? We played John
Boy Jeopardy next. All right, Greg, we're gonna need this line.
Speaker 15 (35:55):
Yeah, guys, I didn't even get to talk a little
bit about duncan hein?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Leave them up?
Speaker 1 (36:02):
More Good morning Big shows on the radio.
Speaker 3 (36:34):
We got a few morements anyway, got time to make
your John Boybilly album for your dads Father's Day Sunday.
I like this track is a playhouse entitled That's My Dad.
Search for keywords my dad hit the pit box at
the Big Show dot com. Letsten do it.
Speaker 18 (36:52):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode That's
My Dad, That's Our Story opens Sister Mary Wannamaker is
opening a class discussion at Saint Bernard's Catholic Primary School.
Speaker 16 (37:09):
All right, boys and girls, let's settle down, set it down,
and get started.
Speaker 4 (37:13):
Today. We're going to talk about careers.
Speaker 14 (37:15):
Now.
Speaker 16 (37:15):
A lot of folks pick their careers based on what
their parents do for a living, So let's talk about
Let's talk about that for a little bit. I want
to teach of you to tell us about what kind
of job your mum or dad does. Who'd like to
go first, Joey.
Speaker 19 (37:27):
My dad's a contractor. He builds houses for people.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Oh does he like his job?
Speaker 19 (37:32):
Yeah, but it keeps him pretty busy. He works all
day long, and lately he's been going to school at
night too.
Speaker 16 (37:39):
I see, is he studying about new kinds of building
materials so he can build a better house.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Snoop.
Speaker 19 (37:44):
He's studying Spanish so he can talk to all the
Mexican guys at work.
Speaker 4 (37:50):
Hey, hey, interesting, who's next, Temmy.
Speaker 3 (37:54):
My dad's a fireman. He rides a big red fire
truck puts out fires.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
Well now.
Speaker 14 (38:02):
It is.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
Now that sounds like a very interesting job.
Speaker 2 (38:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
One time we went to the fire station.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
I got right on the fire trup.
Speaker 4 (38:09):
Well, no, that must have been pretty darn exciting.
Speaker 16 (38:12):
Yeah, okay, well, you know career days coming up.
Speaker 4 (38:19):
You think your dad would give us a tour of
the fire station.
Speaker 12 (38:22):
No, he said, y'all a bunch of losers.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
Wonderful. All right, who's next? How about you?
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Toby?
Speaker 4 (38:32):
What does your dad do? My dad's a musician. Really,
what instrument does he play? He's a piano player at
the Pink pussy Cat. That Pink pussy Cats. What's in
the world is that?
Speaker 16 (38:44):
It's this topless nightclub on the west side of.
Speaker 19 (38:48):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (38:49):
Dude, forget the fire station. Let's go see Toby.
Speaker 16 (38:52):
St That'll be enough of that. Boys and girls, I
want all of you to open your English books and
read the story on page thirty eight. Toby, did I
have a word with you?
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Please?
Speaker 16 (39:04):
Yes, ma'am son, I'd like to have a little talk
with your father. Would you have him stopped by after
school this afternoon?
Speaker 4 (39:10):
Sure, sister, no problem.
Speaker 19 (39:11):
Hey Toby, you think your dad could bring in some
stuff for showing Tona.
Speaker 3 (39:20):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (39:23):
Quiet you. That's quiet now, everybody quiet. His voice is
in my head. I'm glad you're quiet.
Speaker 16 (39:32):
I didn't want to take the ruler to you later
that afternoon.
Speaker 11 (39:36):
That was brilliant, your sister marry. Yes, I'm rough farmer.
Toby's dad said you wanted to talk to me.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
Oh long day.
Speaker 16 (39:47):
Yes, mister Furman, thanks for coming by. Please have a seat.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
So Toby in some kind of trouble.
Speaker 16 (39:53):
Not exactly, but what we're having is a discussion in
class today, and Toby says something that worried me.
Speaker 4 (39:59):
A little bit.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, really, what do you say?
Speaker 16 (40:01):
Well, we were talking about what our moms and dads
do for a living, you see, until we told us
you played the piano at a topless nightclub. Frankly, mister Furman,
I'm not bit concerned about what kind of environment you're
creating for your son.
Speaker 11 (40:13):
It's not like him being here in a third world
with you. Listen, sister, you don't need to worry. I
don't really play the piano. Want a topless joint?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
You don't.
Speaker 11 (40:22):
Oh, actually, I'm an accountant with Arthur Anderson in Company.
But of course you can't say a thing like that,
one nine year old kid.
Speaker 18 (40:34):
Sure, Fa and Magora. We hope you've enjoyed John Boy
and Billy Playhouse.
Speaker 11 (40:41):
You know, Sisney got a pretty nice rack.
Speaker 3 (40:42):
I'm sure I can get you.
Speaker 18 (40:43):
Out June and again next time, when we'll hear the
crusty old dancer at the Pink pussy Cat.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
Say, Hey, big man, let me hold it.
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