June 21, 2024 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
We got today's feature. Try for the Big Show.
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It is a big box.
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Clicking on their contest. But the game you like to play,
we may got appen to like, isn't that's right?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
This chiln.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Isn't me the fl Let's meet our contestant.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh look it's Tom at a harvest, Alabama. Good morning, Tom,
good morning, Hey, welcome buddy light. You know anything?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:09):
You know what gon know?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Tom asked her some questions. You agree or disagree on
whether she is right or wrong? Two bells before two buzzers,
and you win the big old bulls.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Not rise back old women to men? You know about DSD?
Speaker 5 (01:23):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh yeah no, I just did it, lot talkers.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay, ready now Jackie should remind him again. But I'm sorry,
So Tom, are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yes, sir?
Speaker 6 (01:36):
All right?
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Do it.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Tanner was nineteen sixty four the famous Masters in Johnson Institute,
first open in Saint Louis, Missouri. It's well known for
as many studies related to human sexuality. I didn't have
to tell you that. Both Masters and Johnson have passed on.
(01:58):
But it's the institute still around.
Speaker 7 (02:02):
If it is, we found know why Henson moved there.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Yeah, they're studying him.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
How you heads it's from there would have been a
young about sixty four.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Yeah, in his prime. Yes, sure, so is it still around?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Say it is?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Tom? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I agree?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I love Yes, per.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Worked on Tom. No, it is not. It was.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
It was closed in nineteen ninety four when Masters retired. Yeah, okay,
and then they went on to argue cases, and they
were they were really good debaters.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Okay, and then Terry said never mind. Okay, that's a
buzzer for.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
Tayter. Yes.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
According to researchers, out of every one thousand men, thousand
men who have had a vasectomy.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
You say it so quietly, how many of them later
said they wish they.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Hadn't Only the ones that had it done by acupuncture?
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, old, we're looking a funny visual.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Out of a thousand men, how many of them later
said they wish they hadn't got the old vasectomy?
Speaker 8 (03:26):
There?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Ah have a thousand, probably probably one hundred yes.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
One hundred, so you would say like ten percent? Yeah, okay,
instant Matt Taylor and yeah, I know how to tie, Sir.
Tom Tador says one hundred like she knows, like for sure,
one hundred out of a thousand, and she's never seen
(03:52):
the survey.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
I see what you're doing before.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So do you agree or disagree? I'm going ahead?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Agreed, Gambo, you agree that Tater could randomly come up
with a number of men that would wish they hadn't
had of asectomy out of a thousand, out of a
thousand men, you were saying ten percent on the nose?
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Are okay? Final answer, Tom, final answer.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You think, don't act so surprise? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
Point zero five only point zero five percent less than
one percent?
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yes there, Yeah, they have gone it.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
He had it to the end.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
All right, Tom, Look look at you.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
A consolation prize, buddy, don't know about one?
Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yes? The time?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
All right, before we can do this?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Am I wasting my time trying to help the contestants when.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
You're not gonna cooke me out of it.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I'm really really sure Tay can get this exact. She's
verse more that the man that was sect that's what they.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Had, exactly what I agree with, and you are not
changing my mind.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I was going to change my answer.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Good job, head the grand move on. It works.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Sometimes we'll just see.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
We'll tell to judge. We see if they got a
chance of wedding. Oh it doesn't.
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I love it.
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Hey Jackie, what up my nipple? My shiel for me?
Hey jacket?
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Honestly, since I help, howd a fellow come.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
Into church office of the day. Said his name was Maury.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
He's weaver, he said, raf mold dog Charlie died. I said, well,
I'm sorry to hear that. He says, yeah, fifteen years old,
just like one of the family. We even bought him
a plot over at the pet cemetery. I was wondering
a few preacher memorial service here at the church for him.
I said, well, now, I'm not sure I can preach
a funeral for a dog. But I tell you what,
those one of them Unitarian churches down the road, you
(09:21):
know them Unitarians are They believe pretty much in the thing.
Speaker 6 (09:24):
I imagine they'd be glad to hook you up.
Speaker 11 (09:26):
He said, well, I reckon, I give that a shot.
By the way, I ain't sure how much you pay
a preacher for something like that. You think five hundred
dollars will be enough? I said, whoaa, hold on, Now,
you didn't tell me your dog was a Baptist. And
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come from? Say yea, yeah, okay, I won't tell your breath,
I said, she was wondering. Well, it was upbur in Sweitzerland,
up there and Swisserland where it happened many years ago.
Man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland. Night fall
was approaching. He had no where to sleep.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Well.
Speaker 12 (10:07):
He went up to a farm house and asked the
farmer if he can spend the night. Farmer said, yeah,
you can sleep in the bar. They said, as a
story goes, farmer's daughter come down upstairs, said father.
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Do with that band, go with that take the bar.
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She Swish Swizzerland.
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She's talk Swedish.
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What are you speaking?
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I'm trying to hang on to English anyway. At man,
the father said, what's some fail or?
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Travel at that? Some of failure traveling?
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Thriller, he says, He said he needs a place to
stay from the nice, I said he can sleep at
the bar. Daughter said, perhaps he is hung grey, So
she prepared him to play the food and took it
out to the bar. About an hour later, her daughter
come back, clothing all messed up straw in her hair
right upstairs she went to bed.
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Speaker 12 (10:54):
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bed was thirsty, so she got a bottle of wide
took it out to the bar, and she too. She
didn't return by the hour. Where she come back in,
her clothing was askew. That means messed up too. Her
old blouse was buttoning it correctly, her hair all messed up.
She also went straight up to the room with the bed.
The next morning, the sun rise, the man in the
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bar and got up, continued on his journey, waved to
the farmer as he left. When the daughter woke up
learned that the man was gone, she broke into tears.
How could he lay even though I'm taking saying good bye?
She asked her, cry a little sweetish voice, we made
such a passion in love last night, what shouted to father.
Thursey angrily ran out of the house looking for the bed,
(11:35):
who by now was half way up the mountain. Farmer
screamed up at him, I bought against you. You had
your way with my daughter. When the man looked back
down from the mountain side, cupped his hand next to
his mouth and yelled, lady, old lady, time.
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I mean showing the barn.
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I'm gonna get out of here.
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We got.
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Tom Sorenson.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Good morning, Calm morning.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
How you doing, Hawn's everybody doing?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
We're doing good? What do I think?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Randy went to the bathroom and Taylor and Jacket getting
stuff done in the corners, Me and you talking sports.
Everybody with a a couple of hundreds of thousands, maybe
a million listening right now.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey, good, good morning listeners.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
Tell him, I said, Hi, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Okay, all right, double let's start, buddy. Boston Celtics won
an easy NBA championship.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
Yeah, you know, I was looking forward to that and
it was anna climactic. I mean, five games and they
weren't close. Only two games were decided by less than
ten points, and the average margin and those games was
seventeen points, six points, So you know, I love that tension,
those close games, and we just didn't see it. But
(15:14):
tell you, it's one of the first times in my
life that I pulled for Boston meanly because I was
pulling against Dallas Luka Donzig is a great player, but
man does he talk. And it's not the cool, get
inside your head talk. It's just did you see what
I just did?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:32):
Man, we saw it. But Lee you do it against Boston?
But they he was good enough, but Tyrie Irving was not.
He Yeah, he used to play for Boston and every
time he went near the ball he got booed. And
between that and the Celtics really good defense, it looked
like it just got in his head and he was
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he just pushed way too hard and was ineffective clearly.
I mean, Boston is a really good team and they're
going to be really good again next year. And nobody's
repeated since Golden State in twenty eighteen. But I think
I think Boston has a shot. And man, I'm biased,
we all are, but I would love to see Steph
and the Warriors get back just one more time, man.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
One more That's what we're going to be pulling for
next year. And what about the US Open right down
the street in the Sandy Pinehurst, North Carolina. It was
kind of hot over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Too, you know.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
I was really I love that course. I remember being
there once when John Daly and Michelson went against each other,
and it was like half. On one side of the
fairway it was Mickelson's fans sipping a lovely white wine,
and on the other side it was Daily's fans eating
hot dogs. And it was fun. Man, it was like
(16:48):
a class of cultures. But it's a beautiful course and
Deschambau played beautiful golf. And you know, he's never been
known as the most gracious guy, but he talked to
fans while he was played and signed autographs, and he
hit one of the great shots you and I have
ever seen out of the bunker. I mean, he was
fifty five feet away and he hits that thing perfectly,
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and when it stops rolling, it's four feet away and
the best shot he's ever hit. And you know, you
like to see the duels between the really good players,
and it was him, and it was McElroy. Macelroy is
my favorite guy in golf. Man. He missed a putt
by four feet, and he missed one by less than
three and lost by a stroke. And when that tournament ended, Man,
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he just got in his suv and squeal out of
the parking lot and within an hour, well lit in
the air.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, let me put this in perspective to some listeners
in Randy, you don't understand what Rory did. He had
made under five feet four hundred and ninety six something
right around their putts in a row under five feet,
coming down to win the US Open, the biggest major
he's never won. I'm a major. He missed two in
(18:02):
the final a few holes and lost by his throat.
Oh man, no wonder. He just devastated. He's gona have
to come back from this.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Tom.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
Yeah, he was perturbed. He was shooky with you know,
this guy could do that. My guess is if you
said close your eyes and hit it, he would make
it about ninety percent of the time because it's just automatic.
It's like Steph hitting a free throw. It's like me
drinking a screwdriver. I mean, it's just what you do.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
He or he gagged.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, Hey, what about Another game went on Sunday. It
was the w NBA and I was wondering about this,
and you got it. You said it was the highest
rated game in w NBA history because it was Indiana's
Caitlin Clark against her college rival Angel Reese.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Yeah, and three million people at the height of the
broadcast watched, and I mean that that is a big
time for most sports and for the w NBA. They've
never had anything like this. And uh, you know it was.
It was a close game. Uh, Clark's team won.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Caitlyn had her best game of the season.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (19:19):
Easily?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Points and along with scoring nine assists and eight rebounds
and just all over the court. And you know, people
there's a controversy or whether she used to be in
the US Olympic team, right, And I don't. I don't
claim to be an expert in women's basketball. I haven't
watched a lot of it, but she is by far
the most famous player in the sport. But is she
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one of the twelve best in the US right now?
I mean she will be, but as good as she
was in that game Sunday, I don't. I don't think
she is. So I don't think there's a huge controversy
for her not being on the team.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I was interested in what you thought about that in
the moment. We got to wrap up because last week
we opened up the hot Dog World Joey Chestnut, your fave,
your favorite event? What is the latest on that?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Tom Well, he ate the wrong wiener. He ate a
plant based wiener. I mean he's endorsing a plant based wiener.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And so Nathan's hot dogs or beef or meat for sure?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah right, oh yeah, so they will tell you.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
And so they banned him from competing. So he and
his rival Kobeyashi will meet on Labor Day and it
will be televised by Netflix, and it's gonna be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's a good pickup.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Uh huh. So you won't have Joey at the Nathan's
hot Dog and contest July fourth, but Labor Day him
and Kobe Asham's go out of own Netflix.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
But this the tracks man, This, this makes this makes
a fourth of July a little bit lesser.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Will you enjoy your first full week in this summer?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Buddy? We'll catch up next week, you guys do, Thanks
very much.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Thanks dog.
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All right, Well, let's play worthy word, y'all one eight
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Birdy word, and the wordy word.
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Let's meet the contestants. We got Dina from Elizabeth in Tennessee.
Good morning, Dina, good morning.
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Then I got Mike from humbold Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, John boy morning, welcome.
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All right, y'all just playing some wordy word, Dina, you
be on.
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My side, okay, right, but you got Marcy and let's
see these thinks. Dena's on the speaker phone.
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I think she's hands free, I.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Do, Dina. Are you hands free on your phone?
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dan'm better there boy, Yeah, you can get right up
on it.
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This is why when you call your friends, they go, what.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You don't worry about ready, it'll help.
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When the music's playing, I promise.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, mikey relaxed, Dana. Let's see if we can
get a couple here on round one.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, start to clock now. When the Prince is blank
to the throne like after the king dies?
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Is what?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yes? Uh huh okay.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
In tennis, you gotta have a good blank on the
handle or a handshake, a good firm.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Let's gather for a big what they used to call
big dinners. King Henry's would throw these big what another word?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's like the blank of a forest.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It rhymes with that that helps.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It did not two on the board.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They're okay, let's see what happens with Mike and Tader
for their round one.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Mike, are you ready? Yes, I guess okay.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It was a mighty meal. It was a large Uh,
it was all right.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Uh means it means a big meal. You you blank
your eyes on this? H blank your eyes on her?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Or what?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
I don't know, Ye, milk cheese. They're all part of this.
They're all this milk. Yeah, but they're in what category?
The what part of the store. Yeah, old blank is
what we call the flag.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Old there's the buzzer every time we do all right, good,
we're tied up to the two Dina.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We're still alive.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Baby, we can pile on and windness day.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Come on, we gotta do there.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
We go all right.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Do a momentum has switched.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I feel it all right, Dina? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I am ready.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We're picking up on that last one. Ready go?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh no, no, not face, We're open. Uh the flag
is named old what uh blank?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Key blank?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hellolo?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Okay, that's y well.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
A pilot will pull this lever to get him out
of the jet before crashing before Yes, uh huh. The
opposite of go is yes, uh huh. Too many blank
spoil the soup. This is God that makes your meal,
he said.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yes, yes, uh huh blank, save blank herd. Good work
was good.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Put a four on the two a six score, and
now Mike and Marcy four will tie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And five will win. Mike is all in okay, ready
go all right?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
One cent? Is this coin?
Speaker 9 (25:57):
One?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
One?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Busy? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Hey a beer blank or a powder blank? You know
it's the short little word. Hey, tap the blank and
serve me a beer? Yeah, uh no, this is a
powder blank. It means like it all blows.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Up fraternity, drink out of them. Yeah yeah, beer blank.
Get a cup dog. That word was keg. Then I
wear six to three After the.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Game.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Game, Mike and Humbolt, you can try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
We appreciate you playing again. All right, buddy, thank you and.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Dana, look at you.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
You getting a big old prize pack for your victory.
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bastards trying to get our vote.
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shook your hand, you caught a whiff of poo de
jure and you'd run like a madman down to the
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That black craft that took over Spider Man. If you
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But more often than not, something would just fall off,
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politicians eat all the food you were saving for the winner.
And then they'd sleep with your women folk and spread
their big city diseases to your doorstep. And the ones
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or not.
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Oh look it's Tom at a harvest, Alabama. Good morning, Tom,
good morning, Hey, welcome buddy light. You know anything?
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All right?
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You know what gon know?
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Tom asked her some questions. You agree or disagree on
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and you win the big old bulls.
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Not rise back old women to men? You know about DSD?
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No?
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Okay, ready now Jackie should remind him again. But I'm sorry,
So Tom, are you ready?
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Yes, sir?
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All right?
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Do it.
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Tanner was nineteen sixty four the famous Masters in Johnson Institute,
first open in Saint Louis, Missouri. It's well known for
as many studies related to human sexuality. I didn't have
to tell you that. Both Masters and Johnson have passed on.
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But it's the institute still around.
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If it is, we found know why Henson moved there.
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Yeah, they're studying him.
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How you heads it's from there would have been a
young about sixty four.
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Yeah, in his prime. Yes, sure, so is it still around?
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Yes?
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Say it is?
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Tom? Do you agree or disagree?
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I agree?
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I love Yes, per.
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Worked on Tom. No, it is not. It was.
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It was closed in nineteen ninety four when Masters retired. Yeah, okay,
and then they went on to argue cases, and they
were they were really good debaters.
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Okay, and then Terry said never mind. Okay, that's a
buzzer for.
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Tayter. Yes.
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According to researchers, out of every one thousand men, thousand
men who have had a vasectomy.
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You say it so quietly, how many of them later
said they wish they.
Speaker 7 (03:08):
Hadn't Only the ones that had it done by acupuncture?
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Yeah, old, we're looking a funny visual.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Out of a thousand men, how many of them later
said they wish they hadn't got the old vasectomy?
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There?
Speaker 7 (03:27):
Ah have a thousand, probably probably one hundred yes.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
One hundred, so you would say like ten percent? Yeah, okay,
instant Matt Taylor and yeah, I know how to tie, Sir.
Tom Tador says one hundred like she knows, like for sure,
one hundred out of a thousand, and she's never seen
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the survey.
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I see what you're doing before.
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So do you agree or disagree? I'm going ahead?
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Agreed, Gambo, you agree that Tater could randomly come up
with a number of men that would wish they hadn't
had of asectomy out of a thousand, out of a
thousand men, you were saying ten percent on the nose?
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Are okay? Final answer, Tom, final answer.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Yeah, I'm not.
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You think, don't act so surprise? Oh my god?
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Point zero five only point zero five percent less than
one percent?
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Yes there, Yeah, they have gone it.
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He had it to the end.
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All right, Tom, Look look at you.
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A consolation prize, buddy, don't know about one?
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Yes? The time?
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All right, before we can do this?
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Am I wasting my time trying to help the contestants when.
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You're not gonna cooke me out of it.
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I'm really really sure Tay can get this exact. She's
verse more that the man that was sect that's what they.
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Had, exactly what I agree with, and you are not
changing my mind.
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I was going to change my answer.
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Sometimes we'll just see.
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Tom Sorenson.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Good morning, Calm morning.
Speaker 14 (14:26):
How you doing, Hawn's everybody doing?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
We're doing good? What do I think?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Randy went to the bathroom and Taylor and Jacket getting
stuff done in the corners, Me and you talking sports.
Everybody with a a couple of hundreds of thousands, maybe
a million listening right now.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Hey, good, good morning listeners.
Speaker 14 (14:45):
Tell him, I said, Hi, okay.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Okay, all right, double let's start, buddy. Boston Celtics won
an easy NBA championship.
Speaker 14 (14:54):
Yeah, you know, I was looking forward to that and
it was anna climactic. I mean, five games and they
weren't close. Only two games were decided by less than
ten points, and the average margin and those games was
seventeen points, six points, So you know, I love that tension,
those close games, and we just didn't see it. But
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tell you, it's one of the first times in my
life that I pulled for Boston meanly because I was
pulling against Dallas Luka Donzig is a great player, but
man does he talk. And it's not the cool, get
inside your head talk. It's just did you see what
I just did?
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (15:32):
Man, we saw it. But Lee you do it against Boston?
But they he was good enough, but Tyrie Irving was not.
He Yeah, he used to play for Boston and every
time he went near the ball he got booed. And
between that and the Celtics really good defense, it looked
like it just got in his head and he was
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he just pushed way too hard and was ineffective clearly.
I mean, Boston is a really good team and they're
going to be really good again next year. And nobody's
repeated since Golden State in twenty eighteen. But I think
I think Boston has a shot. And man, I'm biased,
we all are, but I would love to see Steph
and the Warriors get back just one more time, man.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
One more That's what we're going to be pulling for
next year. And what about the US Open right down
the street in the Sandy Pinehurst, North Carolina. It was
kind of hot over the weekend.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
Too, you know.
Speaker 14 (16:27):
I was really I love that course. I remember being
there once when John Daly and Michelson went against each other,
and it was like half. On one side of the
fairway it was Mickelson's fans sipping a lovely white wine,
and on the other side it was Daily's fans eating
hot dogs. And it was fun. Man, it was like
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a class of cultures. But it's a beautiful course and
Deschambau played beautiful golf. And you know, he's never been
known as the most gracious guy, but he talked to
fans while he was played and signed autographs, and he
hit one of the great shots you and I have
ever seen out of the bunker. I mean, he was
fifty five feet away and he hits that thing perfectly,
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and when it stops rolling, it's four feet away and
the best shot he's ever hit. And you know, you
like to see the duels between the really good players,
and it was him, and it was McElroy. Macelroy is
my favorite guy in golf. Man. He missed a putt
by four feet, and he missed one by less than
three and lost by a stroke. And when that tournament ended, Man,
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he just got in his suv and squeal out of
the parking lot and within an hour, well lit in
the air.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
Yeah, let me put this in perspective to some listeners
in Randy, you don't understand what Rory did. He had
made under five feet four hundred and ninety six something
right around their putts in a row under five feet,
coming down to win the US Open, the biggest major
he's never won. I'm a major. He missed two in
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the final a few holes and lost by his throat.
Oh man, no wonder. He just devastated. He's gona have
to come back from this.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Tom.
Speaker 14 (18:11):
Yeah, he was perturbed. He was shooky with you know,
this guy could do that. My guess is if you
said close your eyes and hit it, he would make
it about ninety percent of the time because it's just automatic.
It's like Steph hitting a free throw. It's like me
drinking a screwdriver. I mean, it's just what you do.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
He or he gagged.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, Hey, what about Another game went on Sunday. It
was the w NBA and I was wondering about this,
and you got it. You said it was the highest
rated game in w NBA history because it was Indiana's
Caitlin Clark against her college rival Angel Reese.
Speaker 14 (18:57):
Yeah, and three million people at the height of the
broadcast watched, and I mean that that is a big
time for most sports and for the w NBA. They've
never had anything like this. And uh, you know it was.
It was a close game. Uh, Clark's team won.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Caitlyn had her best game of the season.
Speaker 4 (19:18):
Is that right?
Speaker 9 (19:19):
Oh?
Speaker 14 (19:19):
Easily?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (19:20):
Points and along with scoring nine assists and eight rebounds
and just all over the court. And you know, people
there's a controversy or whether she used to be in
the US Olympic team, right, And I don't. I don't
claim to be an expert in women's basketball. I haven't
watched a lot of it, but she is by far
the most famous player in the sport. But is she
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one of the twelve best in the US right now?
I mean she will be, but as good as she
was in that game Sunday, I don't. I don't think
she is. So I don't think there's a huge controversy
for her not being on the team.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I was interested in what you thought about that in
the moment. We got to wrap up because last week
we opened up the hot Dog World Joey Chestnut, your fave,
your favorite event? What is the latest on that?
Speaker 14 (20:06):
Tom Well, he ate the wrong wiener. He ate a
plant based wiener. I mean he's endorsing a plant based wiener.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
And so Nathan's hot dogs or beef or meat for sure?
Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah right, oh yeah, so they will tell you.
Speaker 14 (20:23):
And so they banned him from competing. So he and
his rival Kobeyashi will meet on Labor Day and it
will be televised by Netflix, and it's gonna be pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (20:36):
That's a good pickup.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Uh huh. So you won't have Joey at the Nathan's
hot Dog and contest July fourth, but Labor Day him
and Kobe Asham's go out of own Netflix.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Right.
Speaker 14 (20:47):
But this the tracks man, This, this makes this makes
a fourth of July a little bit lesser.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
Will you enjoy your first full week in this summer?
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Buddy? We'll catch up next week, you guys do, Thanks
very much.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Thanks dog.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
All right, Well, let's play worthy word, y'all one eight
hundred big show you told free line. We'll get a
couple of contestants and play next Good morning, It's a
(21:41):
big show on the radio for your Friday, June or twenty,
first head of our first weekend and summertime. Make sure
you get your he's a driving to.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Make sure big boy in the summertime fun.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
And then you need some gruffy old man don't in
there too, prompt. Politics is working, Jill dot Com check
that out right now.
Speaker 12 (22:06):
That's why I went to everybody's head about the bad bet, the.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
Birdy word, and the wordy word.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Let's meet the contestants. We got Dina from Elizabeth in Tennessee.
Good morning, Dina, good morning.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Then I got Mike from humbold Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (22:25):
Good morning, Mike, Good morning, John boy morning, welcome.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
All right, y'all just playing some wordy word, Dina, you
be on.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
My side, okay, right, but you got Marcy and let's
see these thinks. Dena's on the speaker phone.
Speaker 4 (22:43):
I think she's hands free, I.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Do, Dina. Are you hands free on your phone?
Speaker 6 (22:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Dan'm better there boy, Yeah, you can get right up
on it.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
This is why when you call your friends, they go, what.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
All right?
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You don't worry about ready, it'll help.
Speaker 7 (23:00):
When the music's playing, I promise.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
All right, mikey relaxed, Dana. Let's see if we can
get a couple here on round one.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
All right, all right, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, start to clock now. When the Prince is blank
to the throne like after the king dies?
Speaker 9 (23:20):
Is what?
Speaker 3 (23:21):
Yes? Uh huh okay.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
In tennis, you gotta have a good blank on the
handle or a handshake, a good firm.
Speaker 3 (23:32):
Okay, uh huh.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Let's gather for a big what they used to call
big dinners. King Henry's would throw these big what another word?
Speaker 3 (23:42):
It's like the blank of a forest.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
It rhymes with that that helps.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
It did not two on the board.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
They're okay, let's see what happens with Mike and Tader
for their round one.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Mike, are you ready? Yes, I guess okay.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
It was a mighty meal. It was a large Uh,
it was all right.
Speaker 7 (24:05):
Uh means it means a big meal. You you blank
your eyes on this? H blank your eyes on her?
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Or what?
Speaker 7 (24:17):
I don't know, Ye, milk cheese. They're all part of this.
They're all this milk. Yeah, but they're in what category?
The what part of the store. Yeah, old blank is
what we call the flag.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Old there's the buzzer every time we do all right, good,
we're tied up to the two Dina.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
We're still alive.
Speaker 1 (24:39):
Baby, we can pile on and windness day.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Come on, we gotta do there.
Speaker 6 (24:46):
We go all right.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Do a momentum has switched.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
I feel it all right, Dina? Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (24:53):
I am ready.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
We're picking up on that last one. Ready go?
Speaker 3 (24:58):
What?
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Oh no, no, not face, We're open. Uh the flag
is named old what uh blank?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Key blank?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Hellolo?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Okay, that's y well.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
A pilot will pull this lever to get him out
of the jet before crashing before Yes, uh huh. The
opposite of go is yes, uh huh. Too many blank
spoil the soup. This is God that makes your meal,
he said.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Yes, yes, uh huh blank, save blank herd. Good work
was good.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I'm back.
Speaker 1 (25:38):
Put a four on the two a six score, and
now Mike and Marcy four will tie.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
And five will win. Mike is all in okay, ready
go all right?
Speaker 6 (25:53):
One cent? Is this coin?
Speaker 9 (25:57):
One?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
One?
Speaker 3 (25:58):
Busy? Yes?
Speaker 2 (25:59):
Boy?
Speaker 7 (25:59):
Hey a beer blank or a powder blank? You know
it's the short little word. Hey, tap the blank and
serve me a beer? Yeah, uh no, this is a
powder blank. It means like it all blows.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Up fraternity, drink out of them. Yeah yeah, beer blank.
Get a cup dog. That word was keg. Then I
wear six to three After the.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Game.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Game, Mike and Humbolt, you can try again anytime, buddy.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
We appreciate you playing again. All right, buddy, thank you and.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Dana, look at you.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
You getting a big old prize pack for your victory.
Good morning, got the big shan the radio bit request
time this morning?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Devin Long gets his request.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Oh he wants to hear some space space baby astro
nerd ice pray vanilla by the way, coming up next.
(27:30):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. Something you'd like
to hear? What happens about this time Monday through Friday.
Hit us up at the john won't be there. Facebook
page drives the line at the Big show dot com.
Speaker 15 (27:40):
Devin Long say, Astro Nerds request, Yo, d j E
T let's kick it.
Speaker 16 (27:57):
Space space baby, space space baby.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
All right, stop, shut your hold and listen.
Speaker 17 (28:05):
The nerd is fact with a new transition of stars
above are all shining brightly on my rhymes, be vibing tightly.
We'll ever stop, yo. Hell no, five stars so bright
that I glow. Pluto ain't a planet. It's just science.
Don't arg you fool. I demand complying Saren about a
Ryan's belt?
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Who cut the cheese? I'm the one who dealt Repeat this.
I found a black hole.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
You can't do that.
Speaker 17 (28:26):
Full know your role when it comes to the cosmost
I don't play. I't even know how much the moon weighs.
These are the facts trying to absorb it. Don't hassle
me while I'm in orbit space space.
Speaker 16 (28:37):
Baby in outer space space Baby, in outer space space Baby.
Speaker 3 (28:48):
In outer space space Baby.
Speaker 17 (28:53):
I'm an intergalactic poet, being not a flat saucer that
you didn't know in a space man like Kirkin' spuck.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
Can't keep who off my chocol storry parties.
Speaker 17 (29:01):
Give me a thrill, Gonna show them bitches my skill.
The new Frontier is my destination. I like to take
eclipse vacations, go on and last ten he he.
Speaker 4 (29:11):
When the Martians land, they'll talk to me. They'll all
shake my hand. Dig my IQ in Martian.
Speaker 17 (29:17):
Saint damn astronomy my superpower, laying down knowledge like a
meteor shower. If you're a fan, then throw them hands up,
stick around. Later I might do stand up peace.
Speaker 16 (29:26):
Space baby, your herd, space space baby, your herd.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
Your birth yo space old. Let's get out of here.
Word to your klingon baby, your.
Speaker 16 (29:40):
Burn space space baby, your hern your birth space space baby,
your herd, your hearth, space space baby.
Speaker 8 (29:53):
Your.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yo nerd out.
Speaker 4 (30:12):
Not as bad as we thought.
Speaker 5 (30:13):
It was.
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Good morning, Big Show's on the radio. This is featured
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track from The Big Show, Big Box. You don't have
a fee, John over the album, just stand alone track
on your phone. Go ahead, search for keywords grumpy politics.
Speaker 8 (30:56):
Here we googled I'm old and I hate politics. In
my day, we didn't have any left wing, right wing, independent,
dingling socialist commy pinko thievean lion beckstabbing, double talking rat
(31:16):
bastards trying to get our vote.
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Why because nobody wanted the job.
Speaker 8 (31:24):
It was in the good old days before they all
learned how to steal, and being a politician was just
a lot of work and the only pay you ever
got was a chicken or a roll in the hay
with some farmer's walleyed inbred daughter with jack teeth and
belly hair like gentle Ben. The only one to ever
(31:45):
come through our town was crazy Arnold Jenkin Flemmer. He
had a third eyeball growing out of his left nipple,
and when he'd take his shirt off, that nipple eye
would folly it, and you were scared to let him
kiss your baby. Because he had two big tusks like
a ballhog, and he had a high pitched voice like
(32:06):
Mickey Mouse.
Speaker 4 (32:07):
He wouldn't give a campaign speech.
Speaker 8 (32:09):
Your ears would bleed, But we voted for him every
single election, and we didn't care a lick. All we
knew is that his desperate, horny wife would get liquored up,
dance to uchiko and show us some boobies.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Yippy dippy doodle.
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Look at me, I'm a clueless hick with blood squirting
out of my ears, voting for my snot whistling candidate
who's rooting around my backyard looking for truffles. I'm so
proud to be throwing my patriotic duty away just to
satisfy my animal urgers. Two breasts chequal, one vote and
last knowledge gives way to hormones. And we liked it,
(32:53):
and there weren't no million dollar campaigns. They traveled down
to town and wagons using leaves, the wiped up bottoms,
and never bother a debay, let alone wash their hands.
Then they'd show up on your doorstep. Just as they
shook your hand, you caught a whiff of poo de
jure and you'd run like a madman down to the
(33:13):
stream to wash the politician poop off your hand, but
it was too late, and they already crawled in that
tiny little paper cut like.
Speaker 4 (33:21):
That black craft that took over Spider Man. If you
were lucky, you die.
Speaker 8 (33:28):
But more often than not, something would just fall off,
and you'd sit there, drooling like a loon, watching them
politicians eat all the food you were saving for the winner.
And then they'd sleep with your women folk and spread
their big city diseases to your doorstep. And the ones
who hadn't gone mad from crap infestation woke up with
blisters on their privates, and in two weeks they were
(33:49):
so goofy from the clap you'd.
Speaker 4 (33:51):
Have voted for a circus cloud.
Speaker 8 (33:54):
Winky dinky dippity do look at me, I'm a drooling
basket case with an inflamed piece and politician poop on
my hands. Thanks for nothing, Senator hums a lot bozo
for president. And we liked it, We loved it, and
it went no fancy televised debates. Candidates had a problem
(34:18):
with each other. They can set around jawn about it
like those bloated old hose bags on the view the
townsfolk would gather at the square and we'd make the
candidates strip to their shorts. Then we'd tape a rabid
wolverine to one arm and a garden weasel to the other,
and we'd let him have at it.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
And the one who survived was right, whether he was
or not.
Speaker 8 (34:39):
Frankly, we couldn't have cared lest as long as there
was blood in the street and strangers in there underwear.
Then we'd have a big potluck dinner made from the
losers and the wolverines.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
Zipping dang dingo.
Speaker 8 (34:54):
Look at us, we're blood soaked pumpkins, cannibalistic cornpo pinheads
with a billy full of wolverine and loser and a
skullful of jack squat.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
What were we voting for? Anyway? And we liked it?
We loved it.
Speaker 16 (35:12):
Off.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Flibberty Fluty.
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