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playing out of Knoxville, Tennessee. It's Jamie. Good morning, Jamie.
Get more Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Wow, Jimmy made it twenty years from that.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Body for Goodye didn't honor man. We She'll appreciate you, buddy.
Glad you're in here with us. Well, let's see if
you win this. Mold bulls not cleaning the prize. Black here, Jamie, uh.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Tayer, I'm gonna try my bit, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
We won't game to win, so you'll be honest. Okay, Wow, Okay, tarkay?
True or false question?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
During his historic visit to NASA's Johnson Space Center in
nineteen seventy nine, China's then vice premiere Old Doung chowping Well,
the one big question he had was where do the
astronauts go to the bathroom?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
That is true, but Unfortunately the answer was when they
are over China.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Well you are saying that is true?
Speaker 2 (02:04):
True?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
All right, Jamie, agree or disagree?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Disagree?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
No?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
That was it? Who wanted to know?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
I'm wit her sent?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Yeah, well he didn't know. Okay, Jamie, here we go.
Yes or no question, Taylor, Yes or no to a Jamie?
Does Michael Phelps believe swimming in the nude helps you
go faster? Probably helps him steer?
Speaker 6 (02:44):
What?
Speaker 7 (02:44):
What?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Michael does believe that nude swimming makes him go faster.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
He said, she I mean she said yes?
Speaker 6 (02:52):
He said, Oh my.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Gosh, I'm gonna disagree.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
You're gonna disagree with that, Jamie, You're gonna disagree with
Michael Pepps swimming neck. Don see him smoking pot on
the internet. All right, maybe I just tried it before.
It was a while back, ye know. So so you
are yours yours? You're disagreeing with Tater.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Yeah, I tried.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's true, Jamie. Yes, it's trying to read the room
a little bit and better. I guess it actually is true.
If you're swim in the nude, you'll swim faster. The
seam goes for runners. If you're run naked, if you
runner swim in the nude clothing creates drags.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right, Well, Joe want to watch none of that.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
You didn't learn something and we got a nice consolation prize.
We sure appreciate you playing with us this morning, Buddy.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Well, I appreciate I. I was calling in uh at
least the other day about the fried apple pie. Thinks
right about which is healthier, and talk about how McDonald's
don't have fried apple pies no more. Right, Well, where
I live, we have crystal burners. They have the original
McDonald's apple pies, and they're doing right at Crystal.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
You are correct, and so does Popeye's Chicken. They have amalca.
All right, well you both.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So we know where y'all going later. All right, mister
Burder's got McDonald's apple pie. Bye bye, Jimmy Donalds Apple.
Speaker 5 (04:46):
H This is the award winning John Boy and Billy
(05:13):
Big Show, the South's number one export.
Speaker 8 (05:27):
Welcome to John Boy and Billy Playhouse. Today's episode Night
of the Living Rayford. As our story opens, a group
of tricker treaters from Brushywood Elementary School makes their way
down a dark street on Halloween night.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Stop touching me.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Okay, guys, one more house on this street and we're done.
Speaker 6 (05:49):
Hey, man, washn't it cool?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
I don't know when we switched to pillowcases instead those
little buckets. We can make a big haul.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Hey, speaking of pillow cases, one more house to go
on the street.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Hands out of my bag and stop improvising. Yeah, the
old Rayford place. Give me a break. I ain't going
up there.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm on my key. You scared?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Scared? Get real listen, Henderson. Oh that's right. You're new
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 9 (06:18):
Oh you never trick or treated at Rayford's house before,
So what's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
The guy's nutcase.
Speaker 9 (06:25):
Yeah, he's always that snucker, just like you, Greg. He
hides in the bushes out front and then pops out
and tries to scare you. Yeah, what a goob.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
So he's a gibe.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
He still gives out candy, don'ty Yeah still mins He
steals from the cash register with the sizzler.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Big whook. Trust me, like a total waste of time.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
What was that? I don't know that.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Well, you guys can do what you want, but I'm
going up there to get me some candy. Okay, okay,
we'll go with you. What's fask? Come on, Greg?
Speaker 8 (07:07):
The trio approaches the old Rayford Place. Just before they
reach the front steps, a ghostly apparition rises from the
bushes in front of the house.
Speaker 10 (07:17):
Oh oh, who dares disturb my number?
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Jim me a break.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You have to file the resting place.
Speaker 11 (07:31):
So Bikabod Crane.
Speaker 9 (07:32):
The guy from Hogan's Heroes, not Bob Crane and Durson.
Speaker 6 (07:39):
Nikobob Crane, you spast.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Prepare to pay the price for your interloping.
Speaker 9 (07:47):
Hey, Greg, you say interlo I'd love to hear that
say with Grandpa Monster. We know you're really old, man Rayford.
The only reason we came by is because mister selling
shock hair didn't want to miss out on a free
piece of candy.
Speaker 11 (08:03):
What'd you call me? Oh?
Speaker 9 (08:05):
Do you know.
Speaker 10 (08:07):
That I moved manyfo Now?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
No, I think you could use one of those mints
from the sizzler. You can tell because.
Speaker 9 (08:19):
Because only he would try to use a two hundred
year old literary reference to scare a bunch of ten
year old kids.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, besides, we could smell a liquor from the street.
Speaker 10 (08:32):
Knows Brad, you don't know nothing about Halloween's supposed to
be scared.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
I want to see scary. Try hanging out at the
mall sometime.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
Yeah, that's the troubled you smart ass, grow up too fast.
Nobody gives you the time to just be a kid.
Speaker 6 (08:49):
Who said that? I said that?
Speaker 8 (08:53):
So do we get the candy or not?
Speaker 9 (08:56):
Shot up your big dumb sack of hair. I think
he's getting ready to have a moment here. Where'd you
call ma got? I?
Speaker 10 (09:03):
Yeah, when I was your age, I would have been
scared to death if a guy popped up out of
the bushes like that. Well, I guess it ain't nothing like.
Speaker 11 (09:11):
It used to be.
Speaker 9 (09:12):
Yeah. Well, and Greg half seen it before and did
kind of tell Henderson it was coming. Don't feel bad, dude,
you did your best.
Speaker 12 (09:20):
I still say, no, look like nothing but guy from
Hogan's heeroesp hand their side.
Speaker 6 (09:26):
Listen, mister Rayfrey, we know you tried and and the
thing with a flashlight. It was kind of cool. But
don't give up on us kids. Some of us still like,
you know, being scared and junk.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
Thanks kid, hear you? Guys take the rest of this
candy reckon. I seen about as many trick or treaters.
I'm gonna get tonight anyway, they got head on in
and go to bed for them big tall ones.
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Come out there, show man, trickle treat, Oh boy, get
a cup of coffee.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Here we goes. They don't have a half of Halloween.
Happy Halloween, mister Rayfern.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Oh gee, you know he's not such a bad guy
after all.
Speaker 11 (10:04):
Yeah, I guess he's Okay, What.
Speaker 9 (10:07):
How about we give him a little old fashioned trigger
treatment before he goes to bed?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
Okay, sure you got the matches? Yeah right here, okay,
and I get ready to ring the bell. Here, Greg,
you hold the bag? Will I take a dump in it?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
You will be for joy John Wayne.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
Until he fantasies.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
Again next time when we'll hear Rayford's crusty old paper
boy say.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Hey, big man, let me hold it. Dollar John Boy,
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Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal, mister Rubarb.
Welcome to a new feature we call ask Mister Rubarb.
Life lessons for kids from a guy I'd like to
call me. Today's letter comes from eight year old Joey
Lagrange of Charlotte. Dear mister Rubarb, this is the worst
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summer ever. My parents have been fighting all the time.
My mom got really mad at my dad because he
bought a new set of golf clubs. Mom says Dad
needs to spend less time on his golf game and
more time working. Dad says off helps him relax. He
says he meets a lot of important people when he
plays golf and they might help him with his business someday.
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Mom says, that's a big pile of craft. Dad says,
if Mom didn't buy so much stuff, we'd have plenty
of money. Then they yell at each other a lot.
I hate it when my mom and dad yelled at
each other a lot. Which one of them is right?
And what can I do to help them get along better?
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Your pal, Joey, Dear Joey. To answer your question, let's
go back in time and look at four successful people
in America in the year nineteen twenty three. Those people
were the president of the biggest steel company, the president
of the biggest gas company, the president of the New
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York Stock Exchange, and a guy who spent most of
his time on a golf course. The president of the
biggest steel company was a man named C. M.
Speaker 8 (14:01):
Schwab.
Speaker 12 (14:02):
He lost all of his fortune during the Great Depression
of the nineteen thirties. He lived on borrowed money for
the last five years of his life. When he died
in nineteen thirty nine, he was in debt almost two
million dollars. The president of the biggest gas company was
a man named Howard Hopson. He was a rich guy
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till he spent seven years in jail for mail fraud
and tax evasion. He lost his fortune of seventy four
million dollars and died in a mental hospital in nineteen
forty nine. The president of the New York Stock Exchange,
he was Richard Whitney. During the nineteen thirties, he lost
almost all of his fortune and started stealing money from
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his customers and relatives. He got caught and went to
prison for grand larceny. Now the guy who spent all
his time on the golf course. That was a man
named Jeans Saracen. In In nineteen twenty three, he won
a big golf tournament called the US Open. A few
years later, he was the first man ever to win
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the US Open, the British Open, the Masters, and the
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He hit a hold in one at the British Open
in nineteen seventy three when he was seventy one years old.
He finally retired when he was ninety two and died
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debt free in Naples, Florida, in nineteen ninety nine at
the age of ninety seven. So Joey, tell you're dad
to forget all that hard work junk. He needs to
spend as much time on the golf course as he can.
Oh and if your mom doesn't like him, tell her
she can lump it your pal, Mister Rubarb. This edition
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of Ask Mister Rubarb was brought to you by our
friends at Crazy Bob's Discount Golf Convenient relocated in State
Brother twenty three untill next time. This is mister Rubarb saying.
This is mister Rubarb. Carry on straight, Papa.
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Good morning, tom Good morning. How are you good, buddy?
So all right, Panthers training camp opening, You're usually there,
but you're gonna wait and go Monday.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
You told me, Yeah, Wednesday when they open. It's kind
of an introductory thing, and I just Monday, everybody will
be there and that's that's a good full day to go.
So I'll be there Monday and also be there the
following Monday.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Now, this is the first time that I hadn't went
down to Spartanburg to practice at at Watford. Is it
going to be better doing it uptown Charlotte?
Speaker 3 (19:21):
I don't know. They did it one other time and
that was only because of the pandemic, but this is, yeah,
the first full one. Uh you know. I mean Spartanburg
was really good to these guys that have a parade
and it was just the biggest deal in town. And
I like going there. But at the same time, h
you know, it's a quick drive and there they are
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brand new facilities right next to the stadium. One deal
this year that's different. You have to have a ticket
if you're even if you're fan. The tickets are free,
but you have to request them and advance and pretty
much every practice.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
So look at our Panthers, right, quick sign two free
agent guards or both of them offensive guards.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Tom, Yeah, both big guys. One of them cost them
a fortune, one of them about a half fortune. But
just the idea is, you get a five to ten
quarterback and if he rolls out, he's going to be
able to find openings to get the ball to his receivers.
But because he's not tall he drops straight back, those
pass rushers can get in his ways. You get two
(20:25):
big guys right in front of him, and theoretically that
will give bresh Young more time to throw.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
So, Tom, you got to say, Bryce Young is the
biggest story in Charlotte and maybe across the NFL. Number
one draft pick last year. We'll see how he does
here in the second year.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Yeah, you know, he was terrible, but his offensive line
was terrible and his receivers, with the exception of Adam Field,
were terrible. So at least they were consistent. But they
you know, they were the worst team of football. And
you get the guy who went first overall, the guy
out of Alabama, guy we succeeded all his life, and
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it'd be interesting to see how he comes back with
a better team. And we'll know pretty early, I think
what kind of season is going to happen. At least
we'll get a feel for how he adopts to the
new talent.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Therefore, what about stories from other camps that we hadn't
been keeping up with, Well, you.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
Need Dallas to have some controversy. So Ceegee Lamb, who's
one of the best receivers in the league, is boycotting
camp till it's a new contract. Not far from here.
In Atlanta, you got Kirk Cousins is a new quarterback,
former Viking. He's thirty six years old. Houston was so
good last year. They're better. They added Stefan Dicks, you know,
still is the top receiver. In Chicago, you got their
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rookie quarterback number one, Caleb Williams, and they're going to
be on hard knocks and that we'll start on August
sixth at nine pm.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
Oh cool.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
They want to do it. They want to do it.
I mean New York was trying to get out of it,
right and Chicago was saying, yeah, yeah, we're part of
what we have come on by that and that you
and I have talked about that, I think that's one
of the best shows to keep.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Yeah, definitely, what about man Derrick Henry, He's gonna run,
but not for Tennessee this year.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
That is gonna be weird, you know, new coach, which
is gonna be weird. And then Derek is playing for Baltimore,
and uh, they signed Tony Pollard out of Dallas to
replace him. But Derek is just singular in what he does.
I mean, it's like he says, all right, you can't
tackle and you can't tackle, you guys better bring friends
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because man, he goes down as hard as any running
back in the league. And I'm a fan of his.
And to fit him in with an already loaded team
of Baltimore, that's uh, that's that's interesting.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
Okay, two quarterbacks. I got to talk about Aaron Rodgers.
He will be quarterbacking for the New York Jets. Hopefully
he makes it over four plays.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
Yeah, he missed a lot of camp, you know, this
summer with an unexcused absence. But the thing about Aaron
is I think he really likes attention, So darn it,
let's give him.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
And Sam Darnell, who's stunk it up here in Carolina,
is probably gonna be the quarterback for Minnesota.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah, they drafted a rookie out of Michigan, but they're
not expecting him to start the season, so it'll be
Sam and Sam left here and then he was a
backup in San Francisco. I think he's one of those
solid guys. I mean, if you have to if he
if he runs your offense full time, you are not good.
But I think he's a guy who fills in ably,
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and that's that's all he'll be doing until the rookie
is ready.
Speaker 1 (23:38):
All right, Marty, Well, okay, the Olympic opening ceremony is today,
so uh be getting on to worry about noon. So
let's let's get home and watch some stuff and and say,
if you uh, if you're right, a Snoop is gonna
light one up on the torch.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
I think it's so cool, and you know he has
a blunt and it's just we'll have the guts to
smoke it. And already two people being kicked out of
the Olympics because they spied on another soccerate in Canada.
Speaker 11 (24:08):
Is the drone.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
But you're not gonna neue a drone to know for Snoop.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
Is all right, buddy, we'll catch up there. Tom thank
you so much. I have a great weekend, my boy.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
Yes see next week.
Speaker 11 (24:20):
Thank you, my man.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Ah y'all, Well, let's play worthy word one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants and play next Good morning, there's a Big
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Show on the radio. Rolling through your Friday. Today's feature
track from the Big Show bid box. The odd couples
are in Carl Childers and Dull Hardgraves. Oh, don't don't
search for keywords. Odd couple bogs at the Big Show
dot com clacking out on their contest. But you can't
get due, We'll call you so on you like to play?
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They gotta happened to like listen.
Speaker 6 (25:19):
I went to everybody's head.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
I bite the bad where anywhere weren't anywhere when I
got any bad man saying hey, I contestants. Johnny from Lawton, Oklahoma,
Good morning, Johnny, Good morning, young boy, Gord good Man,
welcome in here be me and you. What what's your
middle name? Johnny Lynn Lynn, Johnny Lenon, Jonny Frank.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Bad.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Let's meet Tator's teammate. That's Dean out of Huntersville, North Carolina.
Good morning, Dean. Good morning John boy, hey man, boy's
welcome in here. She's mocking love. She might be was
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your middle name? Mark? I don't have one to see.
That's why she's lashing out that those want to do
middle the middle child has no middle name.
Speaker 6 (26:20):
They didn't care.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
I cared.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Okay, Well let's what we'll get into that later. Yeah,
that's yeah. All right, boys, Well let's play then, Dean,
you relax, Me and Johnny will go for the first
thirty seconds. All right, okay, Johnny you ready, I'm ready,
young man, alright, starting to clock now. I want to
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go out and buy a blank of tennis shoes. Yes,
uh huh rhymes with it blank Jordan's Yes rhymes with it.
You have this on your head? Hair rhymes with it?
You take blank nome uh the urgent blank center care, Yes,
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rhymes with it A grizzly hair had a boy, Johnny by,
keep you on drag? Would you ain't a daon on that?
Go to the job? Are five on the board? Okay,
Dean and Tater Dean? Are you ready? Buddy?
Speaker 3 (27:33):
As ready? I'm on you.
Speaker 1 (27:37):
You're still rhyming?
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Okay, ready go Hey, don't sit there, that's my favorite chair.
Right rhymes with it. You have your steak, your you
cook your steak this way barely rare rhymes with it.
Oh he cheated, he had in uh.
Speaker 6 (27:55):
Had ye.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
Uh this this shape has four corners. It's a what
where I get kneel down and get in.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Some what.
Speaker 6 (28:08):
Rhymes with the other.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
Wore to say yours?
Speaker 6 (28:12):
Everybody looking at me?
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Funny, only Catholic in the room. Don't give it away,
you know.
Speaker 11 (28:19):
Anyway?
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That was a four on the board.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Hey, look I was raised Kethlen.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I didn't say I was a good There's something else
will tackle later.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
I spend thousands, don't you worry?
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Five to four?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Johnny and Johnny beating Tater and Dean right now. But
there we're going around two? All right, Johnny, are you
ready picking up on that last? Ready? Go?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (28:45):
There you go? Rhyming?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
You blank tire in your trunk?
Speaker 11 (28:50):
You got a.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Rhymes with it. I double dog, Yeah rhymes with it.
Don't curse, don't yes, rhymes with it. Say boo, you
give me a at the ghost, We'll give you a.
Speaker 14 (29:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (29:10):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
Scare rhymes with it. The sun does this off your windshield.
It's a bad where my boy go yard? It butt
a six on a Fiday eleven. We're feeling pretty good
about this. Two days in a row you hit double Disneys.
That's impressed, thank you very much. We weren't feeling really
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great about it.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
This is not over yet, all right, Dean and tatter
young step up. If you get seven, which has been
done by that girl right there, you will tie and
force over time. I was pointing at you, Dean. Are
you ready?
Speaker 3 (29:51):
We're done?
Speaker 7 (29:52):
Rhyming?
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Done, rhyming, Dean brand new word not rhyming? Ready go
the opposite of forward?
Speaker 2 (30:00):
Backward?
Speaker 11 (30:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
You put your car in this one though?
Speaker 2 (30:05):
To go backwards?
Speaker 8 (30:06):
You put your car in what reverse?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Yes, sir, hey, this guy is wrapped up and buried.
He's he's what in Egypt? Kids dressed up like it Halloween?
Speaker 3 (30:16):
But toilet? Yes?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Yea almond is one of these? What is it's? An almond?
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Is one of these?
Speaker 4 (30:26):
There's lots of them, cash, you is one of them?
Speaker 3 (30:29):
So what s girl?
Speaker 9 (30:30):
Were you pointing? I?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
Johnny? Where let me say eleven to six? Y'all got two?
Speaker 6 (30:36):
I can tell you?
Speaker 4 (30:38):
So sorry, my friend, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
On your car you're forward and then reverse?
Speaker 14 (30:45):
Did I say car did I saying, hey Dane, you
can drag in any dome, buddy?
Speaker 1 (30:56):
Was your appreciate you playing?
Speaker 12 (30:57):
Man?
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Sounds good right, dulation.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Hey you sweet man?
Speaker 8 (31:02):
Your name.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
I think.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
I'd get you out the bar there. Hey, Johnny and Lawton, Oklahoma.
You got one hundred and twenty dollars worth of bulls
not cleaning probabis for your victory. Congratulations, Thank you very much.
I give a shout out. You go ahead. I will
give a shout.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
Out to all the military out there and to the
Audi Murphy between first the fifteenth Infantry. Long long time since,
and thank you guys. We appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh man, Joel, thank you, buddy, thank you. I need
to have you listen man, you hang on, Jackie, hook
you up. Good morning, big show on the radio. All right,
so we finished talking about wordy word of y'all get
it all out, honey. I'll listen to it some more
if you want.
Speaker 4 (31:46):
How you said that was fun?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
I like your definition of I won. Well, let's see.
Let's move on with our lives in our big request
for today is old Lenny Warren, Montgomery, Alabama. And Lenny says, yea,
y'all play Oliver talking about your dog Pearl. A right,
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Oliver went off on my dog several times, by the way,
so well you I'll find it.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
I'll find what about Pearl?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Kay?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
We got it for Lenny? Coming up next, Good morning,
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make shows on the radio. Something that you would like
to hear about this time Onday through Friday. Here sample
to John Boy and Billy and facebook page. We had
the big show. Doctor Tom drops the line Lenny Warren
out of Montgomery, Alabama, is here his favor right here
it is time.
Speaker 11 (33:02):
For Oliver.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
Well, well, well.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
One of the reasons this show is so popular is
because our listeners consider all of us part of their
extended family, and all of us here consider one another
a big family. So let's just set here and be
a family. That's enough of that crap. Each of us
has an individual quirks and idiosyncrasies that from time to
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time gets on the other family members nerves, but we
generally overlook it in the name of peace and harmony
in the family unit. But there comes a time when
conditions become unbearable and someone must step forward and say
something to the offending party.
Speaker 8 (33:53):
Oh, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 9 (33:55):
And since the rest of you gutlass jackasses haven't got
the stones to speak up.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Take a number.
Speaker 9 (34:04):
I guess I'll have to do it, so John boy
On behalf of the entire Big Show cast and crew.
May I say we have all had a royal butler
of your damn dog.
Speaker 1 (34:21):
Let me preach on it.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
Now.
Speaker 9 (34:25):
It's painfully obvious why you and Pearl get along so well.
That old adage about how dogs and their masters begin
to resemble each other couldn't be more appropriate in this circumstance.
That's same vacant stare when you're being spoken to, eating
out of the garbage, can those mystery stains on your fur,
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whinding at the door when you're left outside too long,
barking at Randy, and of course dragging your ass on
the coffee. Ever since that mentally deranged mongrel has set
foot in the studio.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Things have gone down hill.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
Brother.
Speaker 9 (35:16):
You're already questionable work ethic. I can't even say that
without laughing has dipped off the radar. You've started to
rely on the dog for all your material. I remember
the good old days when he used to have those
Thomas Edison stories right and left. And I gotta be honest,
(35:39):
that where's your froggy stuff? Is so fifteen minutes ago?
And speaking of froggy, do you have any idea how
gay you sound doing.
Speaker 6 (35:50):
All that baby talk? You're so cute.
Speaker 9 (35:54):
Yes you are, your little angel, just a perfect little angel.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Dead you loved you, Yes, he does.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
See what I mean? I want to hit myself in
the head with a handle.
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Enough already, it's only been a month and she's already
got you wearing pink. You let her run wild anywhere
she wants to go, like those liberal parents who let
their obnoxious, ill bred kid terrorize other families in a
restaurant and then just.
Speaker 6 (36:20):
Look on blithely like it's just the cutest thing they've
ever seen.
Speaker 9 (36:25):
What that kid really needs is a first class not
jerked in this tail, And so does that damn dog.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
You need to man up, Skippy.
Speaker 9 (36:35):
Owning a dog is a big responsibility, Your responsibility, not
everyone else is, because whenever a disaster happens, you handle
the problem with your usual amazing mastery of the English language.
Speaker 6 (36:51):
The dog peas on the carpet, Jackie tain a dog
pee hell, she shreds anything within reach. Jackie Tata stuff
shredded hail. She jumps up on the table and steals food.
Speaker 9 (37:08):
You're gonna eat that now, It's not just the big
show gang. Even your friends and family are ready to snap.
You took him to the beach, and after two days,
Captain Kit was at the tackle shop trying to find
a hook she'd fit on. Poor little coach Cobs, Poor
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little coach Cob. She mistook him for a chew toy
and ran around the farm with him and her mouth.
And it didn't help that every time she brought him
back you kept throwing him for it. Is that, really
how friends do one another? Even your wife, your pull
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put upon one, is at her wits end, As if
being married to you isn't enough of a challenge. Making
her sit in the back seat so Pearl can ride
shotgun is going too far? Why the missus was even
willing to meet you halfway? She was happy to let
Pearl sleep in the bed with you. She thought it
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was touching to see Pearl sleeping with her head on
your chest, until she realized the other end would be
in her face. To be honest, after sleeping with you,
that would seem like a refreshing change of pace to
lean and the chewing sweet fancy moses the chewing. She's
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a weapon of mass destruction with a fruity collar. You
name it, she'll chew it, doorstops, chair legs, water bottles, purses, backpacks.
Speaker 6 (38:43):
Electrical cords, books, shoes, tater.
Speaker 9 (38:49):
You get the picture. And the paper this month is
like a paper shredder with a tail. Four hours in
the studio and it's like a ticker tape parade been
going on. So who's gonna pay for all that? Let's
just say forget the razors next year, buy us some
chew toys, your cheap bastard. But to be fair, I
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guess Pearl has brought us some bright moments on occasion. Well,
I've never seen Terry Hansen smile so much than the
day Pearl ate that biscuit off his lap, the time
John Boy blamed Jackie for one of Pearl's poots, and
who could forget the day Pearl dropped a big old
(39:37):
Cleveland steamer being in Rayford's office, And be honest, who
hasn't wanted to do that?
Speaker 6 (39:45):
Good times?
Speaker 1 (39:47):
But still it's not enough. We're sick of that mutt.
Speaker 6 (39:52):
But you're the boss.
Speaker 9 (39:54):
You want to keep bringing little puppy pain and he
ask to work and the immortal words of mean Geen.
I don't know what the hell we can do about it,
So go on let her run your life, kiss a
fuzzy little butch of big dumb sack. Alienate your coworkers,
run off your friends, anger your family. You wouldn't be
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the first guy whose life was ruined by some bitch.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
Do you validate?
Speaker 6 (40:25):
I thought she was growing?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
On Good Morning Make Show's Home a radio? Do you'd
(40:53):
like to have this track for your John boyn Billy album?
By the way, over ten thousand tracks to choose from it?
The big box just nine and on Sense eighte you
get fifteen tracks. There's nine none an odd keywords, odd couple,
This bed bulls ain't just happening. You got a plan
on seeing this.
Speaker 8 (41:10):
The Millsburg Community Theater, in cooperation with a Greater Arkansas
Mental Health Institute, presents the Broadway hit The Odd Couple
like you've never seen it before.
Speaker 11 (41:21):
I'm coming, I'm coming, old your horses.
Speaker 6 (41:26):
Archery coming, damn door?
Speaker 11 (41:29):
Who is he? It's fairly conger, old lady. Keep me
out again under the door, moving with you all right?
Speaker 8 (41:37):
Dan Broadway's timeless classic The Odd Couple live on stage,
starring Carl Childers as that lovable, irascible slab Oscar Madison
and Doyle Hargraves as the prissy finnicky Neatnick Felix Hunger.
Hey Aus, no fense, But what the hell's going on
with your bedroom?
Speaker 11 (41:57):
It looks all right to me. I reckon, please fuck.
Speaker 8 (42:02):
En laundromat blow up in there? Do you ever do
the wash?
Speaker 11 (42:05):
Yes, sir, but it's not in January yet.
Speaker 8 (42:08):
Don't miss The Odd Couple. They'll play that asked a question.
Can two divorced men sharing an apartment without driving each
other crazy? Hospital going three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 11 (42:20):
We're on a Floorox, We'll get some tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (42:23):
How you doing the hammer?
Speaker 11 (42:25):
I just woke up a holding in your weird little Saskas.
I don't get you.
Speaker 8 (42:30):
Hurry down to the Millsburg Little Theater to see The
Odd Couple, with special guest appearance by mister Sulu as
Murray the Cop.
Speaker 11 (42:39):
There you go, Murray. Brown sandwiches, hmm, and green sandwiches.
Speaker 8 (42:44):
What are the green sandwiches?
Speaker 11 (42:48):
Lots of real new cheese, a real old potted meat.
Speaker 8 (42:52):
Oh man, it's the final weekend to see Carl Childers
and Doyle Hargraves in The Odd Couple. Look here, man,
if I'm gonna throw my offtway cooking and cleaning for you,
we're gonna get some grace.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Hate you height you tell you something? No, I don't,
I love your partner.
Speaker 8 (43:11):
Tickets available now at Bill Cox's Small Motor Appear, Bouchi's
Dollar Store, and the Frosty Cream. Be sure to see
The Odd Couple.
Speaker 11 (43:20):
I'm studying on killing you, Oscar.
Speaker 8 (43:23):
You better get your ambulance and a.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Hurst before it's too late.
Speaker 11 (43:28):
I hoped.
Speaker 1 (43:28):
The Doughy.
Speaker 8 (43:34):
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