August 2, 2024 • 44 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got our usual Friday favorites lined up.. - Mr. Rhubarb has an early morning session of Carpool University Summer School.. - Hoyt and the boys scrub off the Trailer Park Funk.. - Twisted Brother is out throwback feature with “Up In Graham”.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players have a script entitled, “Sex Education”.. - We get a visit from Big Show family members; Donnie, Wendy and Hannah Pressley - with Big News!.. - John Boy gives away some more -um- stuff.. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a couple of Big Show favorites from our BitBox..
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Speaker 1 (00:24):
Good Friday morning, Big Shows on the radio, with a
featured track from the Big Show bit Box.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
Se'chr keyword convenience should have big box at the Big
Show dot comy Right now, let's play beating the Blade.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
We got our blonde and we got our brain. Doctor,
how is gonna be a brunette? Will be oddest? Doctor?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Had a big show kid doing it because you're just reserving. Hey,
let's meet our contestant. It's Kirt out of Salisbury and
nor Carolina, home of the Big Show Warehouse.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Ain't Kurt. Good morning body.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
There, y'all.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We're doing good man, doing good.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
You know what we're gonna do. Asked tatter some questions,
You agree or disagree? Your two bells for two buzzers,
and you've got a big old loll Tiger's prize packer.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Annie, there's so uh tayer.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
You woke up again this morning with an aggravating pain
in your neck.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Neck neck. What's the best way to get rid of it?
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Divorce works for me, jokes. The best way to get
rid of it is a massage. A massage, Get you
a massage on your neck.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Now, doctor Hanna, I know you're focusing a little above.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
They're connected, Yeah, you are. Without answer, you want to help, Kurt?
Speaker 5 (02:02):
I think I take a massage?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
All right, Well, Tanner says, massage Kurt. Do you agree
or disagree? You're not.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
That's the only thing I would agree.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Massage therapist. So you got to have somebody there to
give you a massage. So I try to talk.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Uh no, heat, apply heat? Yes, yes, okay, maybe I'll
stick to the brain like a massage. All right, damn, Kurt,
listen up tight.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
According to the research, you can get a dull headache
and start feeling tired just by being in the same
room with someone who is doing something.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Doing what that'd be giving a campaign speech, Johnny.
Speaker 7 (02:56):
Yes, all right, my guess is sweating.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Sweating Hannah, Doctor Hannah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Again, a dull headache and start feeling tired being in
the same room if somebody is doing something.
Speaker 7 (03:14):
Brush your teeth.
Speaker 8 (03:19):
A cigarette?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Smoking, okay smoking?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
My final answer, Okay, Kurt, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 9 (03:32):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (03:32):
Man, I can't miss this.
Speaker 11 (03:33):
Well let's see, yes, and that's it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
That's smoking. All right, good work, y'all. Here we go
for the winter. Loss can problems with your love life
give you a backache.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
I don't know. I don't know if you want to
ask down in front of her pants?
Speaker 4 (04:00):
All right, I mean if it's true, I'm gonna just
tell you you're probably doing it wrong.
Speaker 12 (04:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Yes, it can give you a backache.
Speaker 13 (04:09):
Yes, yes, promise with your love life can bringing you
a back ache?
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Okay, Kurt? Do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Yes? I do agree, and I saw the girls all
agreeing on that. So do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I disagree.
Speaker 7 (04:40):
You thought it was from lifting weights. You are doing
it wrong.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
We got your consolation prize. We'll hook you up with
their buddy.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
We appreciate you playing.
Speaker 6 (04:55):
You go ahead.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I glad to give a shout out the Mark miles
down in way across Georgia, my uncle down in another state.
Speaker 6 (05:04):
Uh, my father.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Bill Tarrant here in Salisbury and Billy Harrison and Leston,
North Carolina.
Speaker 14 (05:11):
Been listening to it for many years.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
There's nothing better that is so awesome. Court. Appreciate you
and your boys.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh right, turn up, I mean up, I'm out the.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Right, Hannah one more time.
Speaker 15 (05:34):
You get up, you get Is there a doctor in
the house?
Speaker 16 (05:50):
Is there a brain doctor in the house.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
See that's even better.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Okay, I'm gonna do.
Speaker 13 (06:24):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one X sports.
Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yo, what's up how y'all doing?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Man?
Speaker 10 (06:41):
I will hear y'all talk about this NASCAR stuff for
about what has it been like the last sixteen months
in a row?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
So I finally broke down.
Speaker 10 (06:48):
I watched my first NASCAR race on TV over the weekend.
Right now, tell me something I know like big money sponsorship.
This is like a part of all professional sports now.
But does NASCAR sell Avatar on everything at the race?
Speaker 9 (07:02):
Was it just me?
Speaker 10 (07:03):
I mean, it's like time for an update on that
wreck sponsored by Maco Auto Body Shop.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Let's say we can.
Speaker 10 (07:09):
Get a word with the driver down in the zagnut
Infield Communications center.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
And then the guy's talking about.
Speaker 10 (07:14):
Well the Kellogg popped off band of solet Pontiac running
real good all afternoon.
Speaker 6 (07:19):
We just got a.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Little loose up there, Number four running too.
Speaker 10 (07:22):
Some of that Quaker State motor or one tough motor
allers uphel on the track left me with et cetera
and headache. Number twenty three and like the guy will go, yeah,
it looks like you smacked that sach Creek concrete curtaining
wall pretty hard.
Speaker 9 (07:38):
Now.
Speaker 10 (07:38):
I know you were counting on making up some ground
in that JC Penny White Sail Punch Championship at the
end of the season two. I mean, you watch these races,
like watching the three and a half hour commercial break,
you know, and these guys are always talking about, well,
we were just raising real hard and he come up
behind me on the outside and took the air off
my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be. Just like tell
(08:00):
it like it is. You know, the guy comes up,
so Billy, Bob, what happened out there? And the guy
ought to go?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
He run all over my fat ass.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You see him, For goodness sake, it was on TV.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Maybe that's gonna work in like I mentioned for preparation,
h whoile, I added, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
And I know I hear this all the time. I
know what y'all thinking.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Hey, Marvin, you know it would look different if you
actually could see it in person. How come you don't
get like some tickets and actually go to the race.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Now?
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Can you see me going to a NASCAR event? And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p at a PGA cocktail Barty.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
He probably would have liked when I.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Walked in there, would have introduce me on the PA system,
ladies and gentlemen. Now in the speedway man a black guy,
because I mean that's like some white people, and I
mean some white people go to.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
The race, especially down there on that infield.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
You know, I actually had somebody invite me to go
and watch the race with him down in the infield.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I don't think so, you know, I.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks down there
drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not my idea
of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to be no
pot of no race related incidents. Yeah, a NASCAR is
like the last great white sport in America anyway, you know,
(09:21):
it makes the NHL look like a melting pot. Motorsports
in general is pretty much like a Caucasian stronghold. The
only black driver in all of motorsport that I know
of is this guy, Willie t Ribbs.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Have you heard about this guy? That's his real name,
Willy t Ribbs.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I think They just like signed him up because they
thought his name was funny something. The white people are
not ready for no black NASCAR driver. This is my opinion.
I think y'all are like holding out. You can get
some guy named Leroy Watermelon and you know, getting.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
To drive the Afro Sham Catillac.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I don't know how fast that car is, but listen
to that tape.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Deck y'all thinking about it. I'm out the West, John.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Boy and Billy Buddy excellent, Good morning radio, dumb right.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Make Joe's on the radio, guys, super I'm just wearing
his colorful vest. Y'all like a look at Shirk twenty
minutes away and Friday Morning Sports with Tom Sorenson right
now here go.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Libberty Lou.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
I'm old and I hate fake boobs. In my day,
we didn't need no silly cone stuffed blouse, button busting
sweater stretching inflatable gravity to fy an injection, molded billy
Goatwauni man magnets.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
We were happy with the.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Way God Almighty made us.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
If you had a huge set of lugwarts, good for you.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
And if you were a woman, even better.
Speaker 13 (11:33):
In my day, the only fake hooters we needed were
the wooden owls on the bond to keep the crows away,
and the only man made jugs we wanted to get
our hands on was holding.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
On moonshine fake boots.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
When I was a boy, we liked them all natural,
baby swing, low sweet chariots. But not everyone was stuffed
like Lulu Roman from he Haw. Some girls got passed
over by the fun bank fairy like old plywood Paddy
Myrtle Bank. She was flatter than a plate of cold pea.
(12:12):
From the neck up, she was Hollywood starlet pretty. From
the neck down, she was like the.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Before picture on the Charles Atlas hands.
Speaker 13 (12:21):
She made Don Notch look like Jane Mansfield. Her cup
size was just like her grade point average sea mines
and the only time a boy would climb on her
was in the winter when they used her as a
toboggan and the girls, the girls, all the girls at school,
made horrible sport of her.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
But she had the last laugh.
Speaker 13 (12:45):
The day of the big fire and the school's gym,
the only way out was through a tiny little window.
Plywood Teddy shot through the opening like a monkey, spitting
a watermelon seed with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
didn't stand a chance. And the fire bird for three
days because of all that boob fat.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
The coroner routed death by d cup and nobody ate the.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Barbecue chicken breast in a cafeteria for three months because
someone found a nipple on it.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Don't ruin your appetite. We're having Bobby CTI for lunch.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
All hailed this stage of superficiality, and we like it.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
We loved it.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
Fake boobs, bah, they're all the same. Some are big,
some are bigger, some are downright unwieldy.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
But they're all the same. And they got no gift
to them.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Dan nam it.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
It's like let it onto a traffic cone. I can't
work with that.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I got the arthritis, and.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
When I do the stop short, I want to grab
something grabable, not get a fistful of a bulletproof vest.
Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes, dirty sexy snowfleets.
And if you want to talk about different, I'll tell
you about old frieda flap jack bucklewinner. What a sight
(14:10):
downright huge, and by that I mean they were huge
and hung down into the right and the older she got,
the more down they got, like a pair of dimply
old wind socks on a calm day. And then she
turned eighteen and it was downhill the whole way. They
(14:32):
bought her from going to square dancers, because when someone
would spin your partner, her log flap and bristacles would
pop out, and she cleared the room like a three
stoogie short.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Did she care?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Hell no, she could have had him.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Surgically alter eated.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
But she liked them.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
She loved them, and so did any red blooded male.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Jimbli dood they do look at me.
Speaker 13 (14:56):
I'man in bread moron, not toothless by a pair of
backwards and a care AND's called the Preacher.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I'm in love with stretch boomstraw.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
And we liked it. We loved it. Feak you morning, everybody.
You got a big show on the radio, right, big
showing radio.
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Right.
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Bigger than my head?
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you're a framed photo of me and rock Legend Grace
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Slick throw Randon, look up, say we still hide our
cell phone?
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We were good at autographic and I said, I'll get
right on that.
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You stay classy Grace.
Speaker 12 (17:11):
Who is.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
Ricky?
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But pctor Grace?
Speaker 8 (17:14):
Let give them the bird?
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O're mail on the fireplace looked great?
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You ought you wine time body love.
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Me see you get the correct title of this book?
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Yes, another book, fortune telling, birthday book.
Speaker 8 (17:41):
All right, it's official.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
We're changing the name of this contest. These are Randy's
Wonderful Things, both of them. Actually did I get both things?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (17:50):
None of this case was for my old phone. Yeah,
but I gave it to you. You're welcoming this fortune
telling birthday book?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Yeah, yeah, Well we'll all look at the our birthdays
before we give it away this time next Friday, we'll
meet right here.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
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Speaker 2 (18:25):
You teer, I got it. Cheer for Team USA.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
At the Paralympics in Paris. They begin August twenty eight,
in the middle of the Olympics. Right now in our
sports guru is mister Tom Soresen, and he's on the
line now, good morning time, see you right, it's beginning
to fill the lot like football.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have to do it, so Tom, Yeah it is. Man.
I can't believe. I looked up yesterday said what Hall
of Fame game tonight? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And then boys, really they gonna kick off next weekend?
Are there any more games this weekend?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
NFL?
Speaker 17 (19:05):
Next games is free the month Friday and nine on
Saturday and two on Sunday and when it is own
then the end until February.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Now it's the it's a Hall of Fame induction ceremonies
this weekend.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Then right, yeah, that is on Saturday and it starts
at noon.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
All right, Hey, we got the Carolina panther going in.
Speaker 17 (19:26):
Yeah, and it's good for other people too, because Julius Peppers,
you know, played for Carolina, played for the Bears, played
for the Packers, then came back to Carolina and uh,
you know he was the second round pick and played
played basketball. Good enough athlete that he played basketball at
North Carolina and uh, quiet guy, man, I mean I
cannot think of a conversation we had under them.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Yeah, you know he was.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He was in the green room one time. He was visiting.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think he was getting ready to play some golf
with with making don't tell anybody I'm here.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So no, no, we can't interview Hi because they're sneaking around.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
But yeah, good guy liked it, of course. So and
Tom is starting to put on some pads and it
hit each other.
Speaker 14 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I was out there this week for their first practice
and pads, and it changes in the sense that the
hits are bigger and the trash talk is louder, and
you can already tell the defense and offense are starting
to dislike each other.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
But it but it was fun. It was there were
some big hits and the coach is smart.
Speaker 9 (20:32):
Man.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
This new guy, Dave Canalis is a really cool guy.
Speaker 17 (20:37):
Jackie'd like him because he's he's good looking, but he's
also a really nice guy, really organized, and what he
does in camp.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Is uh, he keeps scoring.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Every practice. Offense scores a touchdown, they get six. Defense
gets a turnover, they get six. And so these guys,
you know, they have refs out there and the players
are arguing with the refs. No, man, it was an
intercept and he dropped it.
Speaker 14 (20:59):
And it's just you know what it does.
Speaker 17 (21:01):
Whether it's in Charlotte, whether you're in Nashville, Jacksonville, Atlanta,
I don't care.
Speaker 14 (21:06):
Really gets you in the mood for football because you
see it.
Speaker 17 (21:09):
You see these great plays and bad plays, and you
see guys who you never heard of making great plays
and it's just a you sweat a lot, but it's fun.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
I like that idea.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
It just makes it competitive and keeps them like interested in,
you know, doing the same thing over and over.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I like it just from afar, you know. Looking at
the new head coach, Dave Man, he does seem like
a good old, good old fella man. He's walking into something,
got to do something. We were pretty bad last year,
tom as.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
We remember no.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Worse than that.
Speaker 17 (21:41):
They were the worst team in the league by mill
and what they needed was receivers, an offensive line, and
they had the number one pick quarterback and he had
a bad, bad season. But what you notice at practice, boy,
they have some receivers. Now they've got a guy they
traded for Pittsburgh, De'anta Johnson. Guy can fly and runs
really nice routes. And the offensive line is a lot
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more big guys in the field and they look like
mean big guys, which is good. And I'll tell you
the quarterback, he's only five to ten. I'm a legitimate
five to nine. Steve Smith is out there. We talked briefly.
He's a legitimate five to nine. And the quarterback, Bryce
Young is not much taller than we are. But he
had a practice man he was moving that offense and
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you could see people respond to him. But he'd throw
these passes that looked like punks. I mean, they were
just like You're lucky there wasn't a dome because somebody
bounced on the thing and they'd go way up and
I thought, man, where's this thing going to end out?
And it would end up often in the hands of
the receiver where only he could catch it. And it
was a neat way to throw and it was he
(22:50):
I'm just he looked good.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Got to have that. Got to have it.
Speaker 17 (22:58):
You got to And you mentioned that he's the kind
of guy you go up to and say, hey, can
I play for you? I mean, he just has that vibe.
It's a really nice guy and like I said, really organized.
And Marks made a good point. You know, players can
get bored of practice, but if it's competitive, they.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Want to win.
Speaker 17 (23:15):
And it really they got scoreboards going, multiple scoreboards in
the practice field and it just it felt really good
being there.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well that's awesome. So what is the Panthers first preseason game?
Speaker 14 (23:28):
Tom Friday?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (23:30):
An play at New England week from today, Okay, And
and then you know everybody kicks in and it's funny, man,
you wait for it, You wait for it and then
suddenly boom, Yeah, I was just like you. I did
not think the Hall of Fame game was the last
night and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That all right? Well already for some football, all right, Tom,
are you playing? Attention?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Buddy goes and go have another great year picking every
game in the NFL for twenty twenty four slash super Bowl.
Speaker 17 (24:00):
Okay, that was a good guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Tom, we appreciate so much. Moddy you have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hydrate because amount of liquids back in as you swear
it out at training.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And not alcohol.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Now we'll play our wordy word game one ain't hundred
Big Show you told free line, get a couple of
contestants and play next good Friday morning, Big Show on
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your radio with the Big Show. Language Love is our
feature track from the Big Show. Bid box this episode
at the convenience store very first and I you read
pick it out keyword convenience when you hit the bit
box at the Big Show dot com click out on
their contest Bunny can't get to We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You can play. I had everybody's head. I bite that
bad lay the birdie word not a wordy word. Lets
meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We got Oscar from Spanish Fort Alabama. Good morning on shore,
mister Don Boryaws. It's so awesome body welcome and uh
hey you playing Bruce out of Darlington, South Carolina. Good morning, Bruce. Now,
oh my bad, my bad you there, Bruce, Yeah here,
(25:41):
I am all good work on. I'll try to keep
your microphone your phone on while you're on Tater's team.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That might help y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hell yeah, man, Me and Oscar play y'all all right then,
so Bruce relaxed. Oscar, lets me and you see what
we can do for round one. Here start the clock.
Now you're standing in a hotel. I'll meet you down
in the Yes, uh huh oh, what's wrong with you?
(26:12):
You're in a bad You're not yes, uh huh uh
the stop blank at the corner. Let's say yes, uh huh.
You don't have to be a blank scientist at NASA.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh nice? Yeah, uh huh uh good blank, said Charlie Brown.
Or when you're not you're not happy, you're in my
bad buddy. Well you did a good job what I
gave you. Put a four on the board and you
have double timed on the yeah, uh huh oh yeah.
Now it's yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Still taking Bobby from Elm City off.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's trying to help me. I'm wasting time. That means
I'm having to think more. Yeah, that I have my
own personal brain doctor Hannah Presley. Right, finally, some big
show kid come in handy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, and if there's a guy that needs it, all right,
So where are we ask her? Got four? All right,
so Bruce, you and Taylor are you ready?
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (27:15):
I am, and go.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
There are seven stages. Yes you might.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Women will do this to their eyebrows and they pull
a hair out. In the old days they used to
have the teachers would ride on a blank board blackboard, yeah,
and they would use what Yes, this is a boat
that will take you and your car to the other side.
There are seven colors in this and you see it
(27:40):
after the rain Oh all right, hey, this is a
we are the Blankeys.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The bank.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
All right there.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
They always do that when I get rainbow.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
How else would you.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
God gave this as a sign after the flood. She's
never read the Bible. I'm trying to bring.
Speaker 13 (28:01):
Her go along.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It have to be an average patholic, just do that,
all right?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So five?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So oscar, we got one just.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Sitting there cause she said rain and rainbow and Bruce
got four, So five to four, Oscar leading, but we
still gotten around two to go making a note next
time rainbow comes. All right, come on, Oscar?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Are you anybody all right? Starting to clock?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
We are the blank of the world. Take you okay?
A rolling stone song glass? Will do this when it
hits the floor?
Speaker 9 (28:41):
What? No? What?
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Go down the old blank stream where you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Used to make yarn in the what you work you
worked in this inside this a lumber blank? You cut
a lumber blank? No, no, inside inside down by the
old blank stream.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's not going to help you feeling?
Speaker 19 (29:05):
This?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Is it all right?
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Dog?
Speaker 20 (29:06):
Got it?
Speaker 13 (29:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Eked out of two on that it's a seven score.
So Bruce and Taylor, what you got here?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Three?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Will tie four?
Speaker 14 (29:17):
Will we do it?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And then I know Bruce has already got it in
his head. I can tail down it gotta.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Go Hey, yeah, what is that word? Yes, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, So Catholics will do this on Saturday, go to
what and tell all go to and tell all their sins.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They go to what.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah, but okay, this is yes, you wear this over
your face.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm halloween, ma'am.
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Yep, you might go stay at the mountain blank or
the ski blank? A ski blank where you go and
drink hot chocolates.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
No, the ski blank.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Where just enough to tie up to go over time,
he talk, Teter, I have to be.
Speaker 19 (30:08):
All right, boys.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
We got a extra wordy word overtime. Fifteen seconds, I skirt.
We got fifteen seconds to see what we can do.
All right, all right, we're picking up on that last one. Ready,
go you stay at the ski what it's like.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
A hotel but you resort? No, No, it's like a hotel.
It's like the elk money.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes, yes, Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
The ocean has waves and they call them this. It's big.
It's a big mummy.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well one, let's see what Bruce and Tator can do
with the alls. Fifteen seconds picking up on that last one.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
You sprain your ankle and it will do this, it'll
puff up. What will we do?
Speaker 14 (31:04):
Well?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Yes, hey, can I get a dollar from you? What
am I doing? I'm asking to blank money? I want
a blank money?
Speaker 12 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Another one?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
No, I'm doing it. I'm no, I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh lord, it's double over time?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Here does this help.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, a bucket.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Alright, Oscar, we got another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Let's see what we can do. Alright, let me see
I hold up, er Tayler, I'm sorry, all right, all
right now we're on that last one. We're on that
last one, right, all right?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You got you got enough there on that tablet Hey, yeah,
I do, okay, okay, all right you ready, Oscar? Ready
go lend me some money. I want to blank a
dollar borrow yes, right to fill up your car at
the gas No, no, the handle, the handle? Yes, yes,
(32:07):
Oh it's gonna rain. That's the weather.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
What it's going to.
Speaker 17 (32:16):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I get more aggressive. It's like I was excited.
I could feel it. Well that's a three right there
in fifteen seconds with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
All right, then and now, Bruce Sentator. Three will tie
this game and we will end it, and y'all will
have to split the price away.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Right, and I will go to the restroom if he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
All right, Bruce Sentator ready go.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Candles are made out of this what you can get
punched in the arm.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
It leaves a what mark?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah? Yes, hey, this is the kid of your aunt
and uncle.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
He is your or what.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Know your aunt and uncle's kid is your cousin?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes and yeah, like kissing your sister, it ends in
a time.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Appropriate music there, Ranny, thanks.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Good job?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
All right? Well dog an't it?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
This means both of you can play again, just not
against each other, please or actually maybe we ought to
set that up.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
We are to do that. Okay, you got it? Boys?
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
The oscar from Spanish Fort, Alabama, Brus from Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
We'll meet again. We'll meet you next week, Buddy, will
set it up. I have Jackie do it? Enjoy it boys,
Martin Big Joe's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Jackie boyd Owt Taylor's starting to say yeah after her clues.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
It's contagious, but you like my aggressive.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I have no idea what comes out of my mouth
where my brain's engaged on worthy word.
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Pretty good show. You should maybe I.
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Listen to that podcast I heard that's pretty good. Bet
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Clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging on
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My redmand, my redmand, friendly name wood.
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Married man.
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Has no sing life or let him do what a
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Look you'll find the married.
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Mane As our story opens, married man and his costume
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You the man?
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Captain Action Honey, come here and.
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Give me a hug.
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Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick.
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Okay, folks, stand by. Here we go in five four three.
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Fly from Hollywood. It's American's pent Quin show Family Breaking.
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Ye Ado, thank you, worry about everybody. Welcome to a
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earlier this week.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Now he and his cohorts ready to join the Francas.
Speaker 13 (37:27):
Please welcome Captain Action Guy and the Action Friend.
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Welcome to Shelle guys.
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So, Captain Action Guy, what was it like, this arbiga
desperate hijacker with your bare hands?
Speaker 22 (37:42):
Well, what can I tell you? Agius supervis is just
wired up different from regular people.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know, brother, I really think I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 21 (37:54):
Quiet College buddy, introduce us to the rest of your team.
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Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie after
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Hey, y'all, west Side rocks.
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Oh and this here's my other sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
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Guy drenth to have you guys in the program. Let's
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Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality TV had
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Please welcome the oddsborns.
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So lovely. I can't believe they got you out of
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The suit huh uh it was a idea, Madame Wolf
made me do it.
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Oh bo, you love it?
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Shut the up?
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Oh good thing. We've got that special seven second delay
up and running. Sounds like we're gonna beat it tonight. Hey,
who else is with you?
Speaker 12 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This is my wife's sharing Hello or you know you're
much Jerry in person?
Speaker 19 (39:07):
Can I squeeze your bum?
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Hey easy, Sharon, let's say how to the kids.
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Oh yes, yeah, Well oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack and the
Prince of Darkness.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Welcome.
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But it all all right, folks. If you're at A
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Speaker 3 (39:29):
The odd boards love the coy toss backstage, so they
get the first crack of the board.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
The category is.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Something you find in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'll say, a big Stephen pile of dog. Okay, you're
the boss. Show us a big stemen pilot doctor.
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No, sorry, Azzie, that one not in the top five.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Maybe not that you will have me action.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Friends. You're up next.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Something you might find in your bathroom. I say, a
little tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That think you idiot?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Hey, I'm just trying to be different. Yeah, let's see
if it's there.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Show us a little tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
What kind of brain dead answer was that? Hey, lots
of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom? Be got
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up sharing.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
This one's for you.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
A pet name you might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Okay, show us a drug addol?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Oh sorry, okay, captain actual girl, A pet name you
might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 13 (40:39):
How about fang what show us fangga?
Speaker 14 (40:45):
What are you doing what?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I can't believe you didn't say honey.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
You call everybody honey.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said every thirty seconds a cat Morgan over there.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Don't yell at me. I got feelings.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Just coulda soon there on the femily.
Speaker 7 (40:59):
That's got problem.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Okay, so this may not be our heroes ticket to
Stardham after all. Well, the action friends ever find fame
and fortune in Hollywood. You'll not again next time when
we're here. Captain other guys say.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Boothe Captain married guy say.
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No, no, honey, he's not really mad at her. It's
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Speaker 5 (41:22):
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One out of the mini bar? One of the commercials on.
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And Ozzie say, well, did you say mini ball?
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I like you?
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Big guys, rock.
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Doing what that'd be giving a campaign speech, Johnny.
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Yes, all right, my guess is sweating.
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Sweating Hannah, Doctor Hannah.
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Brush your teeth.
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end of the season two. I mean, you watch these races,
like watching the three and a half hour commercial break,
you know, and these guys are always talking about, well,
we were just raising real hard and he come up
behind me on the outside and took the air off
my spoiler whatever that's supposed to be. Just like tell
(08:00):
it like it is. You know, the guy comes up,
so Billy, Bob, what happened out there? And the guy
ought to go?
Speaker 6 (08:05):
He run all over my fat ass.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
That's what happened.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
You see him, For goodness sake, it was on TV.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
Maybe that's gonna work in like I mentioned for preparation,
h whoile, I added, you know.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
And I know I hear this all the time. I
know what y'all thinking.
Speaker 10 (08:19):
Hey, Marvin, you know it would look different if you
actually could see it in person. How come you don't
get like some tickets and actually go to the race.
Speaker 6 (08:27):
Now?
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Can you see me going to a NASCAR event? And
if I'd have been there, you would have seen me.
I would have stuck out like the you know, Calvin
p at a PGA cocktail Barty.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
He probably would have liked when I.
Speaker 10 (08:38):
Walked in there, would have introduce me on the PA system,
ladies and gentlemen. Now in the speedway man a black guy,
because I mean that's like some white people, and I
mean some white people go to.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
The race, especially down there on that infield.
Speaker 10 (08:54):
You know, I actually had somebody invite me to go
and watch the race with him down in the infield.
Speaker 6 (08:59):
I don't think so, you know, I.
Speaker 10 (09:01):
Mean, like you got thirty five thousand rednecks down there
drinking beer all afternoon and going. It's not my idea
of a relaxing afternoon. I don't want to be no
pot of no race related incidents. Yeah, a NASCAR is
like the last great white sport in America anyway, you know,
(09:21):
it makes the NHL look like a melting pot. Motorsports
in general is pretty much like a Caucasian stronghold. The
only black driver in all of motorsport that I know
of is this guy, Willie t Ribbs.
Speaker 6 (09:34):
Have you heard about this guy? That's his real name,
Willy t Ribbs.
Speaker 10 (09:37):
I think They just like signed him up because they
thought his name was funny something. The white people are
not ready for no black NASCAR driver. This is my opinion.
I think y'all are like holding out. You can get
some guy named Leroy Watermelon and you know, getting.
Speaker 6 (09:52):
To drive the Afro Sham Catillac.
Speaker 10 (09:56):
I don't know how fast that car is, but listen
to that tape.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Deck y'all thinking about it. I'm out the West, John.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Boy and Billy Buddy excellent, Good morning radio, dumb right.
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Good morning.
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Make Joe's on the radio, guys, super I'm just wearing
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Speaker 2 (10:54):
It's time for the grumpy old man.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Libberty Lou.
Speaker 13 (11:01):
I'm old and I hate fake boobs. In my day,
we didn't need no silly cone stuffed blouse, button busting
sweater stretching inflatable gravity to fy an injection, molded billy
Goatwauni man magnets.
Speaker 8 (11:20):
We were happy with the.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Way God Almighty made us.
Speaker 13 (11:24):
If you had a huge set of lugwarts, good for you.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
And if you were a woman, even better.
Speaker 13 (11:33):
In my day, the only fake hooters we needed were
the wooden owls on the bond to keep the crows away,
and the only man made jugs we wanted to get
our hands on was holding.
Speaker 8 (11:43):
On moonshine fake boots.
Speaker 13 (11:47):
When I was a boy, we liked them all natural,
baby swing, low sweet chariots. But not everyone was stuffed
like Lulu Roman from he Haw. Some girls got passed
over by the fun bank fairy like old plywood Paddy
Myrtle Bank. She was flatter than a plate of cold pea.
(12:12):
From the neck up, she was Hollywood starlet pretty. From
the neck down, she was like the.
Speaker 8 (12:17):
Before picture on the Charles Atlas hands.
Speaker 13 (12:21):
She made Don Notch look like Jane Mansfield. Her cup
size was just like her grade point average sea mines
and the only time a boy would climb on her
was in the winter when they used her as a
toboggan and the girls, the girls, all the girls at school,
made horrible sport of her.
Speaker 8 (12:42):
But she had the last laugh.
Speaker 13 (12:45):
The day of the big fire and the school's gym,
the only way out was through a tiny little window.
Plywood Teddy shot through the opening like a monkey, spitting
a watermelon seed with all them top heavy homeroom honeys
didn't stand a chance. And the fire bird for three
days because of all that boob fat.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
The coroner routed death by d cup and nobody ate the.
Speaker 13 (13:09):
Barbecue chicken breast in a cafeteria for three months because
someone found a nipple on it.
Speaker 8 (13:14):
Don't ruin your appetite. We're having Bobby CTI for lunch.
Speaker 13 (13:18):
All hailed this stage of superficiality, and we like it.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
We loved it.
Speaker 13 (13:26):
Fake boobs, bah, they're all the same. Some are big,
some are bigger, some are downright unwieldy.
Speaker 8 (13:34):
But they're all the same. And they got no gift
to them.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Dan nam it.
Speaker 13 (13:39):
It's like let it onto a traffic cone. I can't
work with that.
Speaker 8 (13:45):
I got the arthritis, and.
Speaker 13 (13:48):
When I do the stop short, I want to grab
something grabable, not get a fistful of a bulletproof vest.
Real boobs are all different, like snowflakes, dirty sexy snowfleets.
And if you want to talk about different, I'll tell
you about old frieda flap jack bucklewinner. What a sight
(14:10):
downright huge, and by that I mean they were huge
and hung down into the right and the older she got,
the more down they got, like a pair of dimply
old wind socks on a calm day. And then she
turned eighteen and it was downhill the whole way. They
(14:32):
bought her from going to square dancers, because when someone
would spin your partner, her log flap and bristacles would
pop out, and she cleared the room like a three
stoogie short.
Speaker 8 (14:41):
Did she care?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Hell no, she could have had him.
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Surgically alter eated.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
But she liked them.
Speaker 13 (14:49):
She loved them, and so did any red blooded male.
Speaker 8 (14:53):
Jimbli dood they do look at me.
Speaker 13 (14:56):
I'man in bread moron, not toothless by a pair of
backwards and a care AND's called the Preacher.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
I'm in love with stretch boomstraw.
Speaker 12 (15:06):
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At the Paralympics in Paris. They begin August twenty eight,
in the middle of the Olympics. Right now in our
sports guru is mister Tom Soresen, and he's on the
line now, good morning time, see you right, it's beginning
to fill the lot like football.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
I have to do it, so Tom, Yeah it is. Man.
I can't believe. I looked up yesterday said what Hall
of Fame game tonight? All right?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
And then boys, really they gonna kick off next weekend?
Are there any more games this weekend?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
NFL?
Speaker 17 (19:05):
Next games is free the month Friday and nine on
Saturday and two on Sunday and when it is own
then the end until February.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Now it's the it's a Hall of Fame induction ceremonies
this weekend.
Speaker 14 (19:18):
Then right, yeah, that is on Saturday and it starts
at noon.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
All right, Hey, we got the Carolina panther going in.
Speaker 17 (19:26):
Yeah, and it's good for other people too, because Julius Peppers,
you know, played for Carolina, played for the Bears, played
for the Packers, then came back to Carolina and uh,
you know he was the second round pick and played
played basketball. Good enough athlete that he played basketball at
North Carolina and uh, quiet guy, man, I mean I
cannot think of a conversation we had under them.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
Hi.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Yeah, you know he was.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
He was in the green room one time. He was visiting.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
I think he was getting ready to play some golf
with with making don't tell anybody I'm here.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
So no, no, we can't interview Hi because they're sneaking around.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
But yeah, good guy liked it, of course. So and
Tom is starting to put on some pads and it
hit each other.
Speaker 14 (20:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 17 (20:12):
I was out there this week for their first practice
and pads, and it changes in the sense that the
hits are bigger and the trash talk is louder, and
you can already tell the defense and offense are starting
to dislike each other.
Speaker 14 (20:27):
But it but it was fun. It was there were
some big hits and the coach is smart.
Speaker 9 (20:32):
Man.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
This new guy, Dave Canalis is a really cool guy.
Speaker 17 (20:37):
Jackie'd like him because he's he's good looking, but he's
also a really nice guy, really organized, and what he
does in camp.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
Is uh, he keeps scoring.
Speaker 17 (20:47):
Every practice. Offense scores a touchdown, they get six. Defense
gets a turnover, they get six. And so these guys,
you know, they have refs out there and the players
are arguing with the refs. No, man, it was an
intercept and he dropped it.
Speaker 14 (20:59):
And it's just you know what it does.
Speaker 17 (21:01):
Whether it's in Charlotte, whether you're in Nashville, Jacksonville, Atlanta,
I don't care.
Speaker 14 (21:06):
Really gets you in the mood for football because you
see it.
Speaker 17 (21:09):
You see these great plays and bad plays, and you
see guys who you never heard of making great plays
and it's just a you sweat a lot, but it's fun.
Speaker 7 (21:19):
I like that idea.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
It just makes it competitive and keeps them like interested in,
you know, doing the same thing over and over.
Speaker 13 (21:24):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
I like it just from afar, you know. Looking at
the new head coach, Dave Man, he does seem like
a good old, good old fella man. He's walking into something,
got to do something. We were pretty bad last year,
tom as.
Speaker 6 (21:37):
We remember no.
Speaker 14 (21:40):
Worse than that.
Speaker 17 (21:41):
They were the worst team in the league by mill
and what they needed was receivers, an offensive line, and
they had the number one pick quarterback and he had
a bad, bad season. But what you notice at practice, boy,
they have some receivers. Now they've got a guy they
traded for Pittsburgh, De'anta Johnson. Guy can fly and runs
really nice routes. And the offensive line is a lot
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more big guys in the field and they look like
mean big guys, which is good. And I'll tell you
the quarterback, he's only five to ten. I'm a legitimate
five to nine. Steve Smith is out there. We talked briefly.
He's a legitimate five to nine. And the quarterback, Bryce
Young is not much taller than we are. But he
had a practice man he was moving that offense and
(22:28):
you could see people respond to him. But he'd throw
these passes that looked like punks. I mean, they were
just like You're lucky there wasn't a dome because somebody
bounced on the thing and they'd go way up and
I thought, man, where's this thing going to end out?
And it would end up often in the hands of
the receiver where only he could catch it. And it
was a neat way to throw and it was he
(22:50):
I'm just he looked good.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Man.
Speaker 2 (22:55):
Got to have that. Got to have it.
Speaker 17 (22:58):
You got to And you mentioned that he's the kind
of guy you go up to and say, hey, can
I play for you? I mean, he just has that vibe.
It's a really nice guy and like I said, really organized.
And Marks made a good point. You know, players can
get bored of practice, but if it's competitive, they.
Speaker 14 (23:14):
Want to win.
Speaker 17 (23:15):
And it really they got scoreboards going, multiple scoreboards in
the practice field and it just it felt really good
being there.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well that's awesome. So what is the Panthers first preseason game?
Speaker 14 (23:28):
Tom Friday?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Okay?
Speaker 17 (23:30):
An play at New England week from today, Okay, And
and then you know everybody kicks in and it's funny, man,
you wait for it, You wait for it and then
suddenly boom, Yeah, I was just like you. I did
not think the Hall of Fame game was the last
night and.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
That all right? Well already for some football, all right, Tom,
are you playing? Attention?
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Buddy goes and go have another great year picking every
game in the NFL for twenty twenty four slash super Bowl.
Speaker 17 (24:00):
Okay, that was a good guys, all right.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Tom, we appreciate so much. Moddy you have a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Hydrate because amount of liquids back in as you swear
it out at training.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
And not alcohol.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
Now we'll play our wordy word game one ain't hundred
Big Show you told free line, get a couple of
contestants and play next good Friday morning, Big Show on
(24:51):
your radio with the Big Show. Language Love is our
feature track from the Big Show. Bid box this episode
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their contest Bunny can't get to We'll call you.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
You can play. I had everybody's head. I bite that
bad lay the birdie word not a wordy word. Lets
meet the contestants.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
We got Oscar from Spanish Fort Alabama. Good morning on shore,
mister Don Boryaws. It's so awesome body welcome and uh
hey you playing Bruce out of Darlington, South Carolina. Good morning, Bruce. Now,
oh my bad, my bad you there, Bruce, Yeah here,
(25:41):
I am all good work on. I'll try to keep
your microphone your phone on while you're on Tater's team.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
That might help y'all.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
Hell yeah, man, Me and Oscar play y'all all right then,
so Bruce relaxed. Oscar, lets me and you see what
we can do for round one. Here start the clock.
Now you're standing in a hotel. I'll meet you down
in the Yes, uh huh oh, what's wrong with you?
(26:12):
You're in a bad You're not yes, uh huh uh
the stop blank at the corner. Let's say yes, uh huh.
You don't have to be a blank scientist at NASA.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh nice? Yeah, uh huh uh good blank, said Charlie Brown.
Or when you're not you're not happy, you're in my
bad buddy. Well you did a good job what I
gave you. Put a four on the board and you
have double timed on the yeah, uh huh oh yeah.
Now it's yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:46):
Uh huh uh.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Still taking Bobby from Elm City off.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
It's trying to help me. I'm wasting time. That means
I'm having to think more. Yeah, that I have my
own personal brain doctor Hannah Presley. Right, finally, some big
show kid come in handy.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Yeah, and if there's a guy that needs it, all right,
So where are we ask her? Got four? All right,
so Bruce, you and Taylor are you ready?
Speaker 14 (27:14):
Yes?
Speaker 18 (27:15):
I am, and go.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
There are seven stages. Yes you might.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
Women will do this to their eyebrows and they pull
a hair out. In the old days they used to
have the teachers would ride on a blank board blackboard, yeah,
and they would use what Yes, this is a boat
that will take you and your car to the other side.
There are seven colors in this and you see it
(27:40):
after the rain Oh all right, hey, this is a
we are the Blankeys.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The bank.
Speaker 8 (27:50):
All right there.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
They always do that when I get rainbow.
Speaker 14 (27:53):
How else would you.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
God gave this as a sign after the flood. She's
never read the Bible. I'm trying to bring.
Speaker 13 (28:01):
Her go along.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It have to be an average patholic, just do that,
all right?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
So five?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
So oscar, we got one just.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Sitting there cause she said rain and rainbow and Bruce
got four, So five to four, Oscar leading, but we
still gotten around two to go making a note next
time rainbow comes. All right, come on, Oscar?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Are you anybody all right? Starting to clock?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Now?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
We are the blank of the world. Take you okay?
A rolling stone song glass? Will do this when it
hits the floor?
Speaker 9 (28:41):
What? No? What?
Speaker 6 (28:43):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Uh?
Speaker 16 (28:45):
Huh?
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Go down the old blank stream where you.
Speaker 1 (28:48):
Used to make yarn in the what you work you
worked in this inside this a lumber blank? You cut
a lumber blank? No, no, inside inside down by the
old blank stream.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's not going to help you feeling?
Speaker 19 (29:05):
This?
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Is it all right?
Speaker 9 (29:06):
Dog?
Speaker 20 (29:06):
Got it?
Speaker 13 (29:08):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Eked out of two on that it's a seven score.
So Bruce and Taylor, what you got here?
Speaker 14 (29:14):
Three?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Will tie four?
Speaker 14 (29:17):
Will we do it?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
And then I know Bruce has already got it in
his head. I can tail down it gotta.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Go Hey, yeah, what is that word? Yes, ma'am?
Speaker 4 (29:25):
Okay, So Catholics will do this on Saturday, go to
what and tell all go to and tell all their sins.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
They go to what.
Speaker 9 (29:35):
No?
Speaker 7 (29:35):
Yeah, but okay, this is yes, you wear this over
your face.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I'm halloween, ma'am.
Speaker 19 (29:42):
Yep, you might go stay at the mountain blank or
the ski blank? A ski blank where you go and
drink hot chocolates.
Speaker 7 (29:53):
No, the ski blank.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Where just enough to tie up to go over time,
he talk, Teter, I have to be.
Speaker 19 (30:08):
All right, boys.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
We got a extra wordy word overtime. Fifteen seconds, I skirt.
We got fifteen seconds to see what we can do.
All right, all right, we're picking up on that last one. Ready,
go you stay at the ski what it's like.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
A hotel but you resort? No, No, it's like a hotel.
It's like the elk money.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yes, yes, Oh.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
The ocean has waves and they call them this. It's big.
It's a big mummy.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Well one, let's see what Bruce and Tator can do
with the alls. Fifteen seconds picking up on that last one.
Speaker 7 (31:00):
You sprain your ankle and it will do this, it'll
puff up. What will we do?
Speaker 14 (31:04):
Well?
Speaker 7 (31:04):
Yes, hey, can I get a dollar from you? What
am I doing? I'm asking to blank money? I want
a blank money?
Speaker 12 (31:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:12):
Another one?
Speaker 7 (31:13):
No, I'm doing it. I'm no, I'm doing it.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Oh lord, it's double over time?
Speaker 7 (31:26):
Here does this help.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Yeah, a bucket.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Alright, Oscar, we got another fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Let's see what we can do. Alright, let me see
I hold up, er Tayler, I'm sorry, all right, all
right now we're on that last one. We're on that
last one, right, all right?
Speaker 1 (31:45):
You got you got enough there on that tablet Hey, yeah,
I do, okay, okay, all right you ready, Oscar? Ready
go lend me some money. I want to blank a
dollar borrow yes, right to fill up your car at
the gas No, no, the handle, the handle? Yes, yes,
(32:07):
Oh it's gonna rain. That's the weather.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
What it's going to.
Speaker 17 (32:16):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Yeah, I get more aggressive. It's like I was excited.
I could feel it. Well that's a three right there
in fifteen seconds with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:31):
All right, then and now, Bruce Sentator. Three will tie
this game and we will end it, and y'all will
have to split the price away.
Speaker 7 (32:41):
Right, and I will go to the restroom if he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
All right, Bruce Sentator ready go.
Speaker 7 (32:49):
Candles are made out of this what you can get
punched in the arm.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
It leaves a what mark?
Speaker 7 (32:56):
Yeah? Yes, hey, this is the kid of your aunt
and uncle.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
He is your or what.
Speaker 7 (33:01):
Know your aunt and uncle's kid is your cousin?
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Yes and yeah, like kissing your sister, it ends in
a time.
Speaker 9 (33:13):
It is.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
Appropriate music there, Ranny, thanks.
Speaker 1 (33:19):
Good job?
Speaker 2 (33:20):
All right? Well dog an't it?
Speaker 6 (33:22):
Boys?
Speaker 1 (33:23):
This means both of you can play again, just not
against each other, please or actually maybe we ought to
set that up.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
We are to do that. Okay, you got it? Boys?
All right?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
The oscar from Spanish Fort, Alabama, Brus from Darlington, South Carolina.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
We'll meet again. We'll meet you next week, Buddy, will
set it up. I have Jackie do it? Enjoy it boys,
Martin Big Joe's on the radio.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
Jackie boyd Owt Taylor's starting to say yeah after her clues.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
It's contagious, but you like my aggressive.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I have no idea what comes out of my mouth
where my brain's engaged on worthy word.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Pretty good show. You should maybe I.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Listen to that podcast I heard that's pretty good. Bet
request time. We got Suzette Beam out of Beckley, West Virginia,
saying I'd love to hear some married man if you could,
we can and we will Suzette for you coming up next.
(34:51):
Good morning, Big shows on the radio. Some mute here
before here on the Big Shows.
Speaker 12 (34:55):
I'd like to hear that again.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well, this is the time. We do it Monday through Friday.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Right here, he's selling the job over the Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
You go to the Big show dot com. Put in
the mail bag. You want to susa's bag.
Speaker 20 (35:09):
Here's your request, baby, my redmand, my redman drives around
in a minivan.
Speaker 16 (35:24):
God, my wife and some kids. His whole life's on
the skids. Hey there there goes to my red man.
How's he feel? Listen, dude, the poor guy's really screwed,
hanging on by a thread, cord of milk, loaf of bread.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Hey, there there goes for my reed man. Got a
big gas grill, buys his.
Speaker 16 (35:49):
Clothes at the gap, and he's just about hanging on
this crime.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
My redmand, my redmand, friendly name wood.
Speaker 8 (36:00):
Married man.
Speaker 16 (36:02):
Has no sing life or let him do what a
she says. It's about time he groove. There's a screw.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Look you'll find the married.
Speaker 5 (36:13):
Mane As our story opens, married man and his costume
cohorts are about to make a live appearance on network television.
Speaker 21 (36:23):
Oh that's right, honey, it's on UPN. No, I'm not
sure what channel that is. No, I can't ask them.
We'll see we're in California. It wouldn't be the same
channel here as it Just flip around until you see us. Okay, right, okay, listen,
I gotta go, sweet, I'll call you like love you.
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Hey, y'all, we're fixing the TV stars, will.
Speaker 14 (36:45):
You the man?
Speaker 6 (36:45):
Captain Action Honey, come here and.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Give me a hug.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
Oh man, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 8 (36:50):
Okay, folks, stand by. Here we go in five four three.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
Fly from Hollywood. It's American's pent Quin show Family Breaking.
Speaker 3 (37:08):
Ye Ado, thank you, worry about everybody. Welcome to a
special celebrity edition of The Francas. Let's meet our two
teams for tonight's show. Jiodnayo he foiled an airline hijacking
earlier this week.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
Now he and his cohorts ready to join the Francas.
Speaker 13 (37:27):
Please welcome Captain Action Guy and the Action Friend.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
Welcome to Shelle guys.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
So, Captain Action Guy, what was it like, this arbiga
desperate hijacker with your bare hands?
Speaker 22 (37:42):
Well, what can I tell you? Agius supervis is just
wired up different from regular people.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You know, brother, I really think I'm gonna be sick.
Speaker 21 (37:54):
Quiet College buddy, introduce us to the rest of your team.
Speaker 22 (37:56):
Cap Well, this here's my faithful right hand cutie after
an action girl.
Speaker 13 (38:01):
Hey, honeys, I want to send a shout out to
all my homegirls back at the Pink Ponty Lounge of
Central City.
Speaker 8 (38:06):
Hey, y'all, west Side rocks.
Speaker 22 (38:13):
Oh and this here's my other sidekicks, Captain Murried Guy
and Captain other.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Guy drenth to have you guys in the program. Let's
beat your special celebrity opponents, Gioanny Yo.
Speaker 13 (38:25):
Yes, they're the hottest thing going in reality TV had
made up big splash hosting the American Music Awards.
Speaker 8 (38:32):
Please welcome the oddsborns.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
So lovely. I can't believe they got you out of
the house again.
Speaker 6 (38:42):
The suit huh uh it was a idea, Madame Wolf
made me do it.
Speaker 2 (38:48):
Oh bo, you love it?
Speaker 6 (38:50):
Shut the up?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh good thing. We've got that special seven second delay
up and running. Sounds like we're gonna beat it tonight. Hey,
who else is with you?
Speaker 12 (39:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:02):
This is my wife's sharing Hello or you know you're
much Jerry in person?
Speaker 19 (39:07):
Can I squeeze your bum?
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Hey easy, Sharon, let's say how to the kids.
Speaker 13 (39:11):
Oh yes, yeah, Well oh yeah, this is my daughter Kelly,
the quote unquote singer and my son Jack and the
Prince of Darkness.
Speaker 6 (39:21):
Welcome.
Speaker 2 (39:22):
But it all all right, folks. If you're at A
let's start the book.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
The odd boards love the coy toss backstage, so they
get the first crack of the board.
Speaker 8 (39:33):
The category is.
Speaker 6 (39:34):
Something you find in the bathroom, Ozzie.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Let me see.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
I'll say, a big Stephen pile of dog. Okay, you're
the boss. Show us a big stemen pilot doctor.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
No, sorry, Azzie, that one not in the top five.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Maybe not that you will have me action.
Speaker 8 (39:54):
Friends. You're up next.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
Something you might find in your bathroom. I say, a
little tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 8 (40:02):
That think you idiot?
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Hey, I'm just trying to be different. Yeah, let's see
if it's there.
Speaker 8 (40:07):
Show us a little tiny pile of cat.
Speaker 2 (40:11):
What kind of brain dead answer was that? Hey, lots
of paper keeping cat box in the bathroom? Be got
nice going, moron, No points on that question. Osborne's are
up sharing.
Speaker 6 (40:21):
This one's for you.
Speaker 5 (40:22):
A pet name you might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 7 (40:25):
Oh, a drug adol?
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Okay, show us a drug addol?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Oh sorry, okay, captain actual girl, A pet name you
might call your sweetheart.
Speaker 13 (40:39):
How about fang what show us fangga?
Speaker 14 (40:45):
What are you doing what?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I can't believe you didn't say honey.
Speaker 8 (40:48):
You call everybody honey.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
You said every thirty seconds a cat Morgan over there.
Speaker 8 (40:53):
This is unbelievable.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Don't yell at me. I got feelings.
Speaker 2 (40:57):
Just coulda soon there on the femily.
Speaker 7 (40:59):
That's got problem.
Speaker 5 (41:02):
Okay, so this may not be our heroes ticket to
Stardham after all. Well, the action friends ever find fame
and fortune in Hollywood. You'll not again next time when
we're here. Captain other guys say.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
You airhead, wish your brains was have as big as your.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
Boothe Captain married guy say.
Speaker 21 (41:19):
No, no, honey, he's not really mad at her. It's
it's all part of the eye.
Speaker 5 (41:22):
Captain action guy say, hey, rageous, Have I got time
to mix the short.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
One out of the mini bar? One of the commercials on.
Speaker 8 (41:29):
And Ozzie say, well, did you say mini ball?
Speaker 4 (41:32):
I like you?
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Big guys, rock.
Speaker 5 (41:39):
Don't miss our next speak to tightening adventure, Same married time,
same married channels.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
There's a scream, looks you'll find them married mine. Good morning,
(42:16):
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