August 9, 2024 • 43 mins
Friday (pt 2 of 2): On today’s Late Riser’s Podcast, we’ve got all your Friday favorites.. - Mr. Rhubarb has another early morning session of Carpool University Summer School.. - Hoyt and the boys scrub off the A Couple of Beers.. - John Boy & Marci re-enact some funny moments from real courtroom transcripts.. - The Not Ready for Drive-Time Players perform a very different Sound of Music.. - We get an update from Comedian Chad Daniels.. - John Boy gives away some more of his -um- “stuff” .. - Tom Sorensen fills us in on this week in sports.. - and we’ll wrap up the week with a couple of Big Show favorites from our BitBox..
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What what In the Junior Nation Band.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Ladies and Gentlemen. The Junior Nation Man presents a more
or less true story feature in Carl Cook and the
legendary nature boy himself, mister Rick Flair.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
It goes exactly like man.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a butler, this
one for them slicked girls, them pick the girls. They
white as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city, got
caml from bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty? Too hot,
call the trailer park managers.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Too hot?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Too hot?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Say my name?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You know who I am? Too hot, and I'm slapping
out of money. Man, leave me hold a dollar, man,
leave me hold a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow
because trailer park Falk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Trail of park.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Fwalk gonna give it to you.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Trail a bark FWK gonna.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Give it to you Saturday night.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
And this bunch ain't right.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Who
call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
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neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood. Wash, Hey, Hey, hey, hey, wait,
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the check. We about to hit the road for Richmond, Nashville, Dotha,
and Alabama. Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma.
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Jam too hard, it's designated driver time. Too hard, goat
drunken driving. There's a crime too, hord. I might need
some waffle house too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man,
lend me hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar.
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Y'all give them a little holler because Trailer Park from
gonna give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give
it to you. Traylor Park funk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Why woo Call the neighborhood was.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
Woo.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
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Speaker 1 (02:56):
Call the neighborhood.
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Walk you know, Rare, I love you to death, but
you can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
Guys A y'all, let's play Beat the Blonde one eight
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Right now, it's time the blocks one about fail.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
He look and our listened out there in Greeley, Colorado.
Good morning, Thomas.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Good morning John Boy and the whole six show game all.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Buddy, Welcome in here. Okay, Thomas, you know what we're
gonna do. Ask theator some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
These thinks he's right or wrong? Two bells for two
buzzers and bail bang boom. All right, jump in here, Taylor.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
If a woman takes male hormones, uh, it will usually
increase her desire for romantic activities.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes, what usually.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Happens when a man takes female hormone?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well, he grows boobs and never has to leave the house.
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's just like I have heard of that he will
become more emotional.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Oh wow, okay, more emotions woman, more romance for a man,
more emotions, Thomas, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I agree with that, and.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
It decreases his desires, just the opposite of what it
does to the woman.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah wow, I'm gonna write that down.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Okay, all right, so everybody's surprise, including our females in
the room.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, so y'all.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Don't do that, Okay, all right, Thomas, that's a buzzer.
Let's say when the bail here, Tyyer, we always love
to go to Miss Manners.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yes, so you're very oh I love the woman?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well, according to Miss Manners, if you are invited to
a wedding and cannot attend, is it necessary to explain why?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Only if you're the groom?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
GOT agree with You might want to mention, But yes,
I do.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I believe that she has said you need to explain
you why you won't be there to explain?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, Thomas, agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'll agree again.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Our contestants went in doubt, just disagree. It'll be over
fifty to fifty.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Deal for you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is that what your gut's trying to tell you about.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Well, Thomas, you didn't make the Alli Pickles prize back,
but we will get you a nice consolation prize. Make
you happy heading into the weekend.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Buddy, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I and I never reads Missmanners or listen to
her anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Right in there, monks, you worry about yourself, that's all right.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Boding many hour and top of your news and ride
on the other side our time capsule. There's a Friday
morning life coming up on the other side.
Speaker 7 (07:38):
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Speaker 3 (07:42):
Hmmm.
Speaker 8 (08:03):
This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's time for dumb crook news.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Dumb Kirch Seory's beef when he was Paks Wire Services
across America. Senting by you the Big Show listener, and
the address will follow this report. Police in Garrisonville, Virginia
arrested a cow for stealing milk from a local walmart. Okay,
it wasn't a real cow, it was a guy in
a cow suit. Oh no, makes sense. Who made off
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with twenty six gallons of milk from the store. When
does it say he left the store and began handing
out gallon jugs? Who people in the parking lot?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So he's like the robin Hood of cows was.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Last scene by store employees kipping down the side walking
his cowsuit.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Moo moo, moo.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Well, he's responding to an unrelated call. Ran into the
suspect at a nearby McDonald's. He was back in people
clothes by them, but the cowsuit was recovered from the
man's car. Well ah, utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Clothes.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
At Ocaloosa, Florida, man was arrested for visiting a local
strip club. The man had been banned for life from
Club fifty one over an incident back in February. When
they showed up again this month, the club's owner called
the cops. The man's told police it was all a
big misunderstanding. He knew had been banned for life, but
thought the band was from Sammy's, a different local strip club.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, I get around so much it's hard to remember.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Was arrested for trespassing anyway, seen.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
One You've seen him allow.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
A woman in Melbourne Australia, was arrested for d near
the police station. She told the arresting officer she had
decided to drive because she had just gotten a new
set of teeth and wanted to try him out at
a nearby KFC.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Could not resist that one.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
A man in Bridgeport, Connecticut was arrested in connection with
the theft of a fifty gallon drum of gasoline. The
suspect dumped the contents and tried to sell the empty
drum to a scrap metal dealer. His asking price for
the drum sixty dollars value of the gasoline he dumped
out of it two hundred dollars. Probably didn't keep up
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with the flatest one apparently fast price. A pharmacist in
Pascal Goula, Mississippi, says the guy who broke into his
drug store doesn't know beans about crime or drugs. The
thief grabbed what he thought was a large bottle of
the prescription pain reliever Lord Tab, for the drug store
had been broken into several times in recent months, and
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Lord Tab was always eluded. Choice arms just replaced the
pills in the bottle with red kidney beans.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm not getting a buzz at all here, but I'm
getting regular. I got some gas. I hear they're good
for your heart.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
A nurse at a Minneapolis hospital has resigned and faces
criminal charges for stealing a vial of IV pain killers
while at a patient. The hospital was undergoing kidney stone surgery.
When the victim complained about the pain, the nurse reporter
that reportedly told him to man up, man.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Man Ain't nothing funny about Kenny.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
A professor at George Washington University, was honored at the
halftime of a recent basketball game for his financial generosity
to the school, but the guest of honor didn't make
it to the end of the game. He was thrown
out of the arena in the second half or harassing
a referee over the quality of his officiating.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Why don't they say money?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Kit by class.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
And When an eighteen year old Massachusetts college student got
his laptop stolen, the computer savvy victim called the cops,
then decided to do a little high tech detective work
on his own. The student used a remote access program
to contact his laptop and search for clues to the crime.
One of the clues was a video of the thief
performing some pretty lame dance moves to a hip hop track.
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The victim grabbed the video and posted it on YouTube
under the title don't steal computers from people who know
how to use computers. The clip racked up seven hundred
thousand hits along with an arrest warrant for the thief.
The victim reports that the thief is posted an online
apology begging him to take the video down, which I'm
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not going to do. He's not in a position to
bargain now. Dumb political news. President Obama was recently presented
with an award, but probably didn't hear about it on
the news as because the presentation was not on the
White House schedule for the day. There were no photos
or press releases issue, and no mention of the ceremony
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on the official White House website. By the way, the
award was an honor of the President's commitment to transparency
and openness with members of the press.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
He can't make guess.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And finally, the manager of a grocery store in the
British territory of Jersey admitted the store had overcharged a
customer by five British pounds that's about eight US dollars,
and he was issuing a refund. The customer says that
while weighing up the vegetables he was purchasing, the female
clerk had leaned over too far, causing her sizeable boobies
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to press down on the scale.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
He got dumb cook news mail the dumb Cook News
John and Billion Bill about seventy six sixty three Charlotte
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me at the Big Show dot com.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
John Boyam dilly that he is a familiar voice.
Speaker 6 (14:14):
I mean you've heard that voice before, right, Actually, that
voice is heard every day, several times a day by
millions of Americans.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
The Big Show is on the radio Friday morning, August
the night. And here's our broom called taking Marvin.
Speaker 7 (14:59):
Yo.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
What's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, My great uncle
Ronald died last week and the whole family came to
the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You know
how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(15:21):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn, Hilandra DeAndre, Janelle, Orencio,
and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Now, as we all know, my female colleagues in the
African American community ain't scared to just make up a
name on the spot, which is a pretty bold move
if you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic
foreign names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his
name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't
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nobody's ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the name.
And by the way, despite what you have heard, it
ain't no black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla
or for Micah Dynette having twins named Aronzel and lam Angelo.
But a sister has been known to pull a name
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out of thin air sometime, and ain'tything wrong with that really?
In fact, it's kind of cool if they do it right. Look,
ain't but one person in the world named Beyonce, right,
nobody makes fun of that. Why? Number one, it's a
cool name. Number two, she hot If this girl was fat,
pissed off and working at the DMV. The name Beyonce
(16:38):
would lose a good bit of its exotic for in chump.
And by the way, Beyonce's name actually comes from her
uncle's last name. He says, creole dude from Louisiana, Roland Beyonce.
It's like Beyonce, but it's got an I instead of
an O, and it ain't got the little thing over
the e at the end, so it looks like Beyonce
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when you write it out. I hope she don't never
run dump JD and run off with one of her cousins.
She could end up being Beyonce Bince. And if that
does happen, y'all feel free to make fun of that.
But exotic black names ain't all home runs. Jermaine Jackson
got a kid name. Are you ready for this? Joe Majesty?
(17:22):
That's right. First time I heard that, I said, your kidding.
Speaking of the Jackson family, Let's look at Michael's kids
for a second. He's got Prince, Paris and Blanket. Now
legally all three of them is named Michael. Prince's full
name is Prince Michael Jackson Junior. Thanks Dad, I was
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worried I wouldn't go get my ass beat enough on
the playground. And his sister Paris is Paris Michael with
a hyphen in the middle of it. And Blanket's real
name is are you ready for this? Prince Michael Jackson
the second, So Michael kind of went with the George
Foreman name thing.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
George Foreman named every one of his boys George and
put a number after that. His oldest is George Foreman
the second. Then he had George the third, Georgia fourth.
He got him all the way up to George the sixth,
like he was the British royal family or something. Plus
he got a daughter named Frieda George and another daughter
named George. Yet if George ever have another kid, he
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gonna have to name him George Foreman Grill. So as
you can see, my people ain't scared to go outside
the box on a child's name. But white people do
it too, especially white celebrities do it a lot, like
Frank Zappa named his kids Moon Unit and Dweezle. Nicholas
Cage got a boy named Carl l which was Superman's
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name when he was living on Krypton. The dude that
played Earl on My name is Earl. He named his
kid Pilot Inspector, and just to make it more jacked up,
he spells inspector with a K in the middle of
it and pen from Penn and Tella. He got a
kid named Are you all ready for this? Moxy crime?
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Fed up? Oh that's right, Blanket Jackson said, that's the
dumbest name. In other words, yes, we do it, but
y'all do it too, So don't be cracking on my
man Keyshawn Johnson unless you want to dog him about
being the first one to get kicked off Dancing with
the Stars last night. Y'all think about it.
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Boy be bag shows, picky up, mappew Oh, Marcel, you
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Well, listen to the radio.
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We're right in the middle of a new control you boob, No, no, not,
you're right thing, fat boy, pull up a couple of
chairs and cut down nothing. I gotta go make coffee
for the boys so they can go on making that
audio magic. No job by show, carry on, drake people.
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Good morning is a big Shaw on the radio. John boys,
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tell the birthday, but we all read ours and thanks
Brandy for that many years ago.
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The red case for an older model iPhone. Also, that's
were my whole phone days.
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I'm gonna I'm not gonna have to start distinguishing Randy's
Wonderful Things from mind them.
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I've been in possession of these for over ten years,
you know, like the squatter's right.
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No, it's for Nat, but I had the option of
taking them back and I else.
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We are spreading the love.
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The winner one of the Things number one hundred and
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Congratulations awesome Jackie. Gonna get him in the mail to Daddy. Okay,
up next, I've found another one of those John Woe
Miller fan club t shirts. Its pre roll for our cannon.
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Oh god, it never got to shoot a bunch of
them things. But you want to throw it away. The
unrolled version will be up at the Big Show dot Com.
We'll give it away one week right now, sarnsing up
next Big Show Rolls home, Good morning, got the big
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The paralymic gains in Paris, Go Team USA. Let's talk
some sports with our Friday morning sports guru. He's mister
Tom Sorenson. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
How are you man? We were awesome just talking.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
You travel safe this weekend after you decided to wait
till the weather's really good.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To go to the beach. I think it's gonna work
out for you.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
The Holding Beach ed a paradise cafe. My buddy Chris's
place down there. Tell him I plugged him.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Tom. When you're getting some reservations.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well we you know, we may wait for another hurricane
and we may go now. But it's a great place.
I'm sure a lot of your listeners know. But man,
the beaches in the Carolina just sue.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Perb You got it, Budd, bringing your family in from
Saint Paul, No Minneapolis, Vegas. You know, waste some time
talk about your family and I'm just tickled to death.
Y'all get together. But okay, so Tom, we want to
get pumped for football? Are the preseason games gonna do
it for us?
Speaker 10 (23:22):
They might?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
You know, you watch for a while and you think
that's cool, that's cool, that's cool, and then you think,
I've never heard of any of the twenty two players
in the field, So there's there's a risk there. Would
I do to get pumped? Go to training camp and
I watch and I know you do hard knocks right.
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They had their debut on Tuesday, and they'll be on
every Tuesday for the next four weeks. I thought it
was great because last year they featured the New York
Jets and it was like the Aaron Rodgers Show and
you just turn it on. I wonder if if you'll
have a hair butt in this, and he did not
want to do it. They were not happy that the
Bears are pumped. The Bears were cool, man, And there
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was one scene. It's a guy had never heard of
named Theo Benedette. He's six foot seven, three hundred and
five pounds, played for the University of British Columbia. And
you know the rookies have to do that talent show
where they sing right again, this guy was here and
five pounds. He got up their shirtless and just to
show he appreciated the opportunity in the US, he starts
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singing God Bless America and it was pretty cool. And
near the end he dropped his pants and he was
wearing a speedo with a bald eagle on it, and
the coaches and teammates were nuts and they started calling
him the Canadian Eagle. Just a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Forward to it and five God rugg So and Panthers
got the first pre season in game in last night
and then go start up today. You've got Atlanta, Miami
on CBS, Houston and Pittsburgh NFL Network in Philadelphia, Baltimore
on CBS as well. So it's timing. I'm tiggled to death.
(25:15):
Football's back your holidays as long as there's the NFL.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
You know, like was you know, nine game Saturday and
two on Sunday, and we're getting close, and you see
these joint practices which are rougher than games because by
now in training camp, the offense and the defense and
the same team don't like each other. So when they
go against an offense and defense and another team, just
for example, the Panthers will scrimmage against the New York
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Jets and Aaron Rodgers on Thursday. This week, Man Detroit
and the New York Giants got in so many fights
it was like wwee just you know, holding not on
a field but in a rain, and it was it
was rough and they both got fined and which is
a yelling at each other and it's you're right, it's football.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So Dom always like to ask you you go, You've
been going to the Panthers training camp since it started,
and you always like hone in on a player that
you kind of pulled for, kind of catches your uh
did that happen this year?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah? And I almost don't want to mention his name
because typically the guys who impressed me get cut. But
this guy, this guy will stick around. He was a
fourth round pick out of Texas. His name is Jatavian Sanders.
As a tight end and when he goes up for
the ball, it's like watching a basketball player go up
for dunk. And you know he's fast, he's lean, he's
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not a good blocker yet, but I'll tell you, when
you have a tight end, you can do what he does.
Run really nice patterns, run him quickly and I'll jump
the defenders. It's just a safety outlet for young quarterback,
which the Panthers haven't brush young. And you know, if
you remember Greg Olsen working with Ken Newton, Greg was
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just a huge asset. So but I've been watching Sanders play,
and boy, I think he's really gonna be good man, awesome.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I think you hit on one. This is it, finally,
this is the man.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Joe Tavion sunders all right, and he's the man.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Tom Sowards and Tom, you have a great weekend, enjoy
your family, be careful out there, watch out for the
rip currents.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I will man, thank you, and I hope everybody there
is a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, buddy, Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Let's play our wordy word game, y'all one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants, steam up and play next morning, miss a
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I went to everybody's head. I bout the bed that
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the contestants.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
We got Herbie from Somerville, South Carolina. Good morning, Herbie, Hey,
good morning, buddy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good hell.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Well, as I heard Carol out of Pikeville, Kentucky, come
on a Carol, good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hello.
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All right, y'all Carol, that's Herbie down South Carolina, Herbie Carroll.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Up in Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Hang all right, all.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Right, Herbie, me and you on the team. We're gonna
have a little problem. Here are you on a speaker phone?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I got somebody?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I got somebody trying.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
To call me?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
All right, Well maybe if you use him for phone
and friend, if we get up, why not?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I Meanwhile, Carol and Taylor can make the other team.
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All right?
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So did Herbie put me on hold that they got
collar there?
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Alright?
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I'm with you, all right, we'll ask them to see
what me and her boy I can do here for
round one?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, well, yeah, all right, me and Herbie.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Ready go, you put your worm on one of these
the fish. Yeah, uh I blank that this is I'm
telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I blank? Uh no another word? Just yes? I blank?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well, I I blank to love you you?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
This is what you do to your hair when you tink,
when you twine it inside I mean outside?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, no another it goes in and out right out.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yes, ray, well you did so much upper body workout there.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
World.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Put something as simple as promise. Remember when yesterday when
I said that's why this game is great?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, I remember that. You remember that.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I just wondering. I remember that.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
I want to suck it up to herbiause. Well, I's
see what happens. We bought a three on the board.
Tater and Carol? All right, Carol, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
First time?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, Well you go ahead and move out of your
head and Carol ready go all right?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
You didn't show up for school, so she marked you?
What CARDI No, you didn't show up. You weren't there?
She marked you? Yes, ma'am ice blank ice blank you
screamed for ice blank. Okay, so yes, hey, this is
hey my body the blank of my body is pair
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the blank? Are you in yep? A record? Another thing
when they have like seventeen songs on it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's there?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
What all right, there's the buzzer. Yes, y'all put a
three on the board as well. Okay, we are tied
up as anybody's game going in around two.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right, herb wan are you ready?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I think so? We are picking up on that last one.
Ready go the Beatles famous white blank.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Album and that's it.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Uh hand me those lais potato. Yeah, uh huh. My
blank in the army is sergeant. That is your yes,
uh huh. Your car won't start? You got a dead
right blank Street trade stocks at blank.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Street, Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Put your baby in one of these, they'll keep them
in the blank in the basement at church?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wow, at.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Batters Church had a basement? What do you think of lot?
How doesn't say dungeon? Remember yesterday you said you would
mess with me when playing word wasn't messing with you?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yes, let me get back here to the game.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Yes, Carol and Tator five will tie because Herbie has
got a eight.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
All right, five to tie, six to win.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Taking up on that last one, ready go mother goose
was a bunch of blank rhymes. Yes, the opposite of cologne.
Women wear this, Yes, milk cheese. It's all in this department.
It's all yep. You can go to the machine and
make a blank of your paper. It's a duplicate. You
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go make yep. You make these in the morning. Their country,
but the blank and grady. Yes, the guy playing baseball,
he throws this, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yes? That is the wind.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You understood, Herbie Herman, I stole one from us in
the bottom of the ninth. The body that was That
was fun. Guys next herve me try but on your
team tighter.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Don't give me something to work for. All right, I
heard me appreciate.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yours because I'm the biscuit making all at it.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Here you can you got the big old prize pack.
Head up the pike bell for congratulations.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Yeah, the morning Big shows on the radio, Randy. So
we're about to butt wholes.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
All right.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
I figured it out a wordy word, you know, saying
when you jump in, I'm not really mad because I'm
frustrated like sometimes this game. You heard my two rounds.
That was frustrating for me, you know, yeah, I mean,
I totally get it. That's why I won't play the
game anymore in the nurse because I guess it didn't
like downstairs. But but y'all can see the word nursery.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Yeah, that's right, So it's why it just sounded where
you're like, they keep them locked up in the basement.
I was like, wow, I didn't uh.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Some of the best mamas of Marrio's mama. Anyway, we're
in the nursery.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
It just happened to be in the basis.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
It's all right, here we go. We're moving on with
our lives as I won't have to do. You know,
sometimes after this wonderful game. So Red McKinney from Making
Georgia says, hey, guys, this request goes back to the
Obama days. Play that Kermit song BS connection.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Thanks. You know what it's talking about that I found it?
You got work baby, all right? Red?
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Your request coming up next Good morning Big shows on
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the radio of something you liked to hear. We make
it happen about this time Monday through Friday. This morning,
Red McKenny out American Georgia. Red gets his requests back
to the Obama days. That Karmen song in it.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Why do we do so many songs about Obama and
the goof's on the far left side Because liberals are
phony and full love boloney, and they've always got something
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to hide.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Some people fall for it, hook line and sinker.
Speaker 9 (36:47):
You can tell they watch MSNBC. Someday they'll catch on
to the BS connection Obama Pelosi and.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Read I got all.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Liberals thing. Every wish should be.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
Heard and granted, whether we can afford it or not.
But facts are an soob and in reality you can't
spend what you haven't. God, it must be amazing that
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dope that they're blazing, or maybe they're on PCP. Someday
they'll catch on to the BS connection Obama plos.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
And read the goalable.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
On under their spell.
Speaker 12 (38:02):
It's sad and a little bit tragic.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
In case you've been half asleep, or maybe you missed it.
The country is blowing downhill, the economy sinking, and they
blame Bush their thinking that Obama is the.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Cure for our ill.
Speaker 13 (38:35):
It must be so painful to have such a brainfall
of colossal stupidity. Someday they'll see it. The BS Connection,
Obama Holos and read line.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
They're so dune.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Thank God that they're still you and me.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Four more years Moorland, it's a big show on the radio.
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Today's feature track Treverend.
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Billy Red Collins.
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Have you liked this week? John Moore?
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We've got that call from a realm l it.
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Morning there, John Boy and Billy and good morning Tall
are below the trends. They're in radio land this here's
a Reverend Billy Ray Collins on Missorda Joshua Independent full
of Us for Penny Coolstial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontage floor. Well, friends, every time
you turn around, the modern American atheists is pitching a
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hissy about something religious people do. They get bent out
of shape about a prayer before a high school football game.
They won't let nobody put up a manger scene at Christmas,
and now they think we are to let atheists be
army chaplains. That's right, friends. The United States Congress had
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a debate the other day about whether or not unbelievers
need to get their own chaplains in the military. You know,
folks Useter say it ain't no atheist in a fox hole.
Apparently this bunch thinks we need some now. The way
I understand, a chaplain is a religious counselor, and an
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atheist is somebody that don't believe in God. So I
ain't really sure what the point of an atheist chaplain
would be. I mean, you and hire a loftguard that
can't swim, or a math teacher that don't know the
multiplication table. Why don't you make a fellow that don't
believe in God a chaplain? Well, some of the atheists say, well,
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the army's got Jewish chaplains and Muslim chaplains and Buddhist chaplains.
Tell you the truth. I ain't real wild about none
of them either, but I reckon we do need to
have them. They just bes a dog out of me.
What an atheist chaplain would even do? I mean, some
marine comes to see him and says, well, my two
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years is almost up. I don't know if ar or
re enlist or not. What's an atheist chaplain gonna say, Well, son,
I think you need to go somewhere quiet and not
pray about it. The Lord in heaven would gladly give
you the wisdom you seek if he existed. But since
life is just a long series of random accidents that
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ends in a black void of nothingness, I'd say flip
a con simple fi ooh rah. Yeah, that's just what
the military needs when they get done high and all
the atheist chaplains, maybe they could sign up some blind
sharpshooters too. In other words, if you can't figure out
why a chaplain that's an unbeliever is a drum idea,
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I'll just quot wasting you time and let you get
back to listening to all the booger jokes and the
rackety go to hell secord. You, my friends, are minds
made up. But our door is wide open. Here at
the Sword of Joshua, Independent for Gosper Pennicotial Assembly, just
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Bud Wiser's ice coat. We just followed a butler, this
one for them slicked girls, them pick the girls. They
white as Hell's silent profiling way outside the city, got
caml from bast pros. Gonna kiss myself so pretty? Too hot,
call the trailer park managers.
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Too hot?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
You know I ain't no amateur.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Too hot?
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Say my name?
Speaker 2 (00:47):
You know who I am? Too hot, and I'm slapping
out of money. Man, leave me hold a dollar, man,
leave me hold a dollar. Y'all give a little hollow
because trailer park Falk gonna give it to you.
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Trail of park.
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Fwalk gonna give it to you.
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Trail a bark FWK gonna.
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Give it to you Saturday night.
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And this bunch ain't right.
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Call the neighborhood wash. WHOA call the neighborhood wash. Who
call the neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood wash, Call the
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neighborhood wash. Call the neighborhood. Wash, Hey, Hey, hey, hey, wait,
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and Alabama. Bring that little waitress, she's a bad mamma.
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Jam too hard, it's designated driver time. Too hard, goat
drunken driving. There's a crime too, hord. I might need
some waffle house too hard. My head's kind of spinny. Man,
lend me hold a dollar, Man, lend me hold a dollar.
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Y'all give them a little holler because Trailer Park from
gonna give it to you. Trailer park from gonna give
it to you. Traylor Park funk gonna give it to
you Saturday night, and we about to fight. Call the neighborhood.
Why woo Call the neighborhood was.
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Woo.
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Call the neighborhood.
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Color Cander neighborhood was Carler neighborhood wal carol a neighborhood.
Walk you know, Rare, I love you to death, but
you can be a little bit high man.
Speaker 6 (03:20):
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Right now, it's time the blocks one about fail.
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He look and our listened out there in Greeley, Colorado.
Good morning, Thomas.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Good morning John Boy and the whole six show game all.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Buddy, Welcome in here. Okay, Thomas, you know what we're
gonna do. Ask theator some questions. You agree or disagree with?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
These thinks he's right or wrong? Two bells for two
buzzers and bail bang boom. All right, jump in here, Taylor.
Speaker 6 (04:52):
If a woman takes male hormones, uh, it will usually
increase her desire for romantic activities.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yes, what usually.
Speaker 6 (05:05):
Happens when a man takes female hormone?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Well, he grows boobs and never has to leave the house.
That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It's just like I have heard of that he will
become more emotional.
Speaker 6 (05:22):
Oh wow, okay, more emotions woman, more romance for a man,
more emotions, Thomas, do you agree or disagree?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
I agree with that, and.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
It decreases his desires, just the opposite of what it
does to the woman.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah wow, I'm gonna write that down.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
Okay, all right, so everybody's surprise, including our females in
the room.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, so y'all.
Speaker 6 (05:55):
Don't do that, Okay, all right, Thomas, that's a buzzer.
Let's say when the bail here, Tyyer, we always love
to go to Miss Manners.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yes, so you're very oh I love the woman?
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yes?
Speaker 6 (06:08):
Well, according to Miss Manners, if you are invited to
a wedding and cannot attend, is it necessary to explain why?
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Only if you're the groom?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
GOT agree with You might want to mention, But yes,
I do.
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I believe that she has said you need to explain
you why you won't be there to explain?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
All right, Thomas, agree or disagree with that?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I'll agree again.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Our contestants went in doubt, just disagree. It'll be over
fifty to fifty.
Speaker 7 (06:53):
Deal for you.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is that what your gut's trying to tell you about.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
Well, Thomas, you didn't make the Alli Pickles prize back,
but we will get you a nice consolation prize. Make
you happy heading into the weekend.
Speaker 7 (07:06):
Buddy, Oh, thank you.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I and I never reads Missmanners or listen to
her anyway.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Right in there, monks, you worry about yourself, that's all right.
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Boding many hour and top of your news and ride
on the other side our time capsule. There's a Friday
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Hmmm.
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This is the award winning John Boy and Billy Big Show,
the South's number one exports.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
It's time for dumb crook news.
Speaker 6 (08:23):
Dumb Kirch Seory's beef when he was Paks Wire Services
across America. Senting by you the Big Show listener, and
the address will follow this report. Police in Garrisonville, Virginia
arrested a cow for stealing milk from a local walmart. Okay,
it wasn't a real cow, it was a guy in
a cow suit. Oh no, makes sense. Who made off
(08:47):
with twenty six gallons of milk from the store. When
does it say he left the store and began handing
out gallon jugs? Who people in the parking lot?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
So he's like the robin Hood of cows was.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Last scene by store employees kipping down the side walking
his cowsuit.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Moo moo, moo.
Speaker 6 (09:08):
Well, he's responding to an unrelated call. Ran into the
suspect at a nearby McDonald's. He was back in people
clothes by them, but the cowsuit was recovered from the
man's car. Well ah, utterly ridiculous.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
Clothes.
Speaker 6 (09:25):
At Ocaloosa, Florida, man was arrested for visiting a local
strip club. The man had been banned for life from
Club fifty one over an incident back in February. When
they showed up again this month, the club's owner called
the cops. The man's told police it was all a
big misunderstanding. He knew had been banned for life, but
thought the band was from Sammy's, a different local strip club.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know, I get around so much it's hard to remember.
Speaker 7 (09:50):
It.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Was arrested for trespassing anyway, seen.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
One You've seen him allow.
Speaker 6 (09:56):
A woman in Melbourne Australia, was arrested for d near
the police station. She told the arresting officer she had
decided to drive because she had just gotten a new
set of teeth and wanted to try him out at
a nearby KFC.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Could not resist that one.
Speaker 6 (10:16):
A man in Bridgeport, Connecticut was arrested in connection with
the theft of a fifty gallon drum of gasoline. The
suspect dumped the contents and tried to sell the empty
drum to a scrap metal dealer. His asking price for
the drum sixty dollars value of the gasoline he dumped
out of it two hundred dollars. Probably didn't keep up
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with the flatest one apparently fast price. A pharmacist in
Pascal Goula, Mississippi, says the guy who broke into his
drug store doesn't know beans about crime or drugs. The
thief grabbed what he thought was a large bottle of
the prescription pain reliever Lord Tab, for the drug store
had been broken into several times in recent months, and
(10:57):
Lord Tab was always eluded. Choice arms just replaced the
pills in the bottle with red kidney beans.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I'm not getting a buzz at all here, but I'm
getting regular. I got some gas. I hear they're good
for your heart.
Speaker 6 (11:15):
A nurse at a Minneapolis hospital has resigned and faces
criminal charges for stealing a vial of IV pain killers
while at a patient. The hospital was undergoing kidney stone surgery.
When the victim complained about the pain, the nurse reporter
that reportedly told him to man up, man.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Man Ain't nothing funny about Kenny.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
A professor at George Washington University, was honored at the
halftime of a recent basketball game for his financial generosity
to the school, but the guest of honor didn't make
it to the end of the game. He was thrown
out of the arena in the second half or harassing
a referee over the quality of his officiating.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Why don't they say money?
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Kit by class.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
And When an eighteen year old Massachusetts college student got
his laptop stolen, the computer savvy victim called the cops,
then decided to do a little high tech detective work
on his own. The student used a remote access program
to contact his laptop and search for clues to the crime.
One of the clues was a video of the thief
performing some pretty lame dance moves to a hip hop track.
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The victim grabbed the video and posted it on YouTube
under the title don't steal computers from people who know
how to use computers. The clip racked up seven hundred
thousand hits along with an arrest warrant for the thief.
The victim reports that the thief is posted an online
apology begging him to take the video down, which I'm
(12:49):
not going to do. He's not in a position to
bargain now. Dumb political news. President Obama was recently presented
with an award, but probably didn't hear about it on
the news as because the presentation was not on the
White House schedule for the day. There were no photos
or press releases issue, and no mention of the ceremony
(13:10):
on the official White House website. By the way, the
award was an honor of the President's commitment to transparency
and openness with members of the press.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
He can't make guess.
Speaker 6 (13:25):
And finally, the manager of a grocery store in the
British territory of Jersey admitted the store had overcharged a
customer by five British pounds that's about eight US dollars,
and he was issuing a refund. The customer says that
while weighing up the vegetables he was purchasing, the female
clerk had leaned over too far, causing her sizeable boobies
(13:46):
to press down on the scale.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Leave it alone.
Speaker 6 (13:57):
He got dumb cook news mail the dumb Cook News
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John Boyam dilly that he is a familiar voice.
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I mean you've heard that voice before, right, Actually, that
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millions of Americans.
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Good morning radio, dumb right, Good morning.
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The Big Show is on the radio Friday morning, August
the night. And here's our broom called taking Marvin.
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Yo.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
What's up? How y'all doing? Hey man, My great uncle
Ronald died last week and the whole family came to
the funeral, even my nerve wracking cousin Denise. You know
how every family got one person nobody gets along with.
In our family, it's cousin Denise. Of course, she can't
get along with nobody. I don't know how many times
you've been married. She's got a whole bunch of kids too.
(15:21):
Listen to this lineup. Her kids are JaMarcus, DeShawn, Hilandra DeAndre, Janelle, Orencio,
and Debbie. By the way, Debbie was adopted.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Now, as we all know, my female colleagues in the
African American community ain't scared to just make up a
name on the spot, which is a pretty bold move
if you think about it. I ain't talking about exotic
foreign names from Swahili or lou al Senda changing his
name to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. I'm talking about names ain't
(15:56):
nobody's ever heard before, because ain't nobody ever had the name.
And by the way, despite what you have heard, it
ain't no black women really naming their kids Toyota Corolla
or for Micah Dynette having twins named Aronzel and lam Angelo.
But a sister has been known to pull a name
(16:16):
out of thin air sometime, and ain'tything wrong with that really?
In fact, it's kind of cool if they do it right. Look,
ain't but one person in the world named Beyonce, right,
nobody makes fun of that. Why? Number one, it's a
cool name. Number two, she hot If this girl was fat,
pissed off and working at the DMV. The name Beyonce
(16:38):
would lose a good bit of its exotic for in chump.
And by the way, Beyonce's name actually comes from her
uncle's last name. He says, creole dude from Louisiana, Roland Beyonce.
It's like Beyonce, but it's got an I instead of
an O, and it ain't got the little thing over
the e at the end, so it looks like Beyonce
(17:00):
when you write it out. I hope she don't never
run dump JD and run off with one of her cousins.
She could end up being Beyonce Bince. And if that
does happen, y'all feel free to make fun of that.
But exotic black names ain't all home runs. Jermaine Jackson
got a kid name. Are you ready for this? Joe Majesty?
(17:22):
That's right. First time I heard that, I said, your kidding.
Speaking of the Jackson family, Let's look at Michael's kids
for a second. He's got Prince, Paris and Blanket. Now
legally all three of them is named Michael. Prince's full
name is Prince Michael Jackson Junior. Thanks Dad, I was
(17:44):
worried I wouldn't go get my ass beat enough on
the playground. And his sister Paris is Paris Michael with
a hyphen in the middle of it. And Blanket's real
name is are you ready for this? Prince Michael Jackson
the second, So Michael kind of went with the George
Foreman name thing.
Speaker 9 (18:03):
You know.
Speaker 3 (18:03):
George Foreman named every one of his boys George and
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some sports with our Friday morning sports guru. He's mister
Tom Sorenson. Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
How are you man? We were awesome just talking.
Speaker 6 (22:34):
You travel safe this weekend after you decided to wait
till the weather's really good.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
To go to the beach. I think it's gonna work
out for you.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Don't know.
Speaker 6 (22:44):
The Holding Beach ed a paradise cafe. My buddy Chris's
place down there. Tell him I plugged him.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
Tom. When you're getting some reservations.
Speaker 4 (22:53):
Well we you know, we may wait for another hurricane
and we may go now. But it's a great place.
I'm sure a lot of your listeners know. But man,
the beaches in the Carolina just sue.
Speaker 6 (23:03):
Perb You got it, Budd, bringing your family in from
Saint Paul, No Minneapolis, Vegas. You know, waste some time
talk about your family and I'm just tickled to death.
Y'all get together. But okay, so Tom, we want to
get pumped for football? Are the preseason games gonna do
it for us?
Speaker 10 (23:22):
They might?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
You know, you watch for a while and you think
that's cool, that's cool, that's cool, and then you think,
I've never heard of any of the twenty two players
in the field, So there's there's a risk there. Would
I do to get pumped? Go to training camp and
I watch and I know you do hard knocks right.
(23:43):
They had their debut on Tuesday, and they'll be on
every Tuesday for the next four weeks. I thought it
was great because last year they featured the New York
Jets and it was like the Aaron Rodgers Show and
you just turn it on. I wonder if if you'll
have a hair butt in this, and he did not
want to do it. They were not happy that the
Bears are pumped. The Bears were cool, man, And there
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was one scene. It's a guy had never heard of
named Theo Benedette. He's six foot seven, three hundred and
five pounds, played for the University of British Columbia. And
you know the rookies have to do that talent show
where they sing right again, this guy was here and
five pounds. He got up their shirtless and just to
show he appreciated the opportunity in the US, he starts
(24:26):
singing God Bless America and it was pretty cool. And
near the end he dropped his pants and he was
wearing a speedo with a bald eagle on it, and
the coaches and teammates were nuts and they started calling
him the Canadian Eagle. Just a cool guy.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's awesome.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Forward to it and five God rugg So and Panthers
got the first pre season in game in last night
and then go start up today. You've got Atlanta, Miami
on CBS, Houston and Pittsburgh NFL Network in Philadelphia, Baltimore
on CBS as well. So it's timing. I'm tiggled to death.
(25:15):
Football's back your holidays as long as there's the NFL.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
You know, like was you know, nine game Saturday and
two on Sunday, and we're getting close, and you see
these joint practices which are rougher than games because by
now in training camp, the offense and the defense and
the same team don't like each other. So when they
go against an offense and defense and another team, just
for example, the Panthers will scrimmage against the New York
(25:42):
Jets and Aaron Rodgers on Thursday. This week, Man Detroit
and the New York Giants got in so many fights
it was like wwee just you know, holding not on
a field but in a rain, and it was it
was rough and they both got fined and which is
a yelling at each other and it's you're right, it's football.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
So Dom always like to ask you you go, You've
been going to the Panthers training camp since it started,
and you always like hone in on a player that
you kind of pulled for, kind of catches your uh
did that happen this year?
Speaker 4 (26:18):
Yeah? And I almost don't want to mention his name
because typically the guys who impressed me get cut. But
this guy, this guy will stick around. He was a
fourth round pick out of Texas. His name is Jatavian Sanders.
As a tight end and when he goes up for
the ball, it's like watching a basketball player go up
for dunk. And you know he's fast, he's lean, he's
(26:44):
not a good blocker yet, but I'll tell you, when
you have a tight end, you can do what he does.
Run really nice patterns, run him quickly and I'll jump
the defenders. It's just a safety outlet for young quarterback,
which the Panthers haven't brush young. And you know, if
you remember Greg Olsen working with Ken Newton, Greg was
(27:04):
just a huge asset. So but I've been watching Sanders play,
and boy, I think he's really gonna be good man, awesome.
Speaker 6 (27:13):
I think you hit on one. This is it, finally,
this is the man.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Joe Tavion sunders all right, and he's the man.
Speaker 6 (27:20):
Tom Sowards and Tom, you have a great weekend, enjoy
your family, be careful out there, watch out for the
rip currents.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I will man, thank you, and I hope everybody there
is a great weekend.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
All right, buddy, Well, thank you.
Speaker 6 (27:32):
Let's play our wordy word game, y'all one eight hundred
Big Show you told free line. We'll get a couple
of contestants, steam up and play next morning, miss a
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I went to everybody's head. I bout the bed that
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the contestants.
Speaker 6 (28:34):
We got Herbie from Somerville, South Carolina. Good morning, Herbie, Hey,
good morning, buddy.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Good hell.
Speaker 6 (28:44):
Well, as I heard Carol out of Pikeville, Kentucky, come
on a Carol, good morning.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (28:51):
All right, y'all Carol, that's Herbie down South Carolina, Herbie Carroll.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Up in Kentucky.
Speaker 10 (28:57):
Hang all right, all.
Speaker 6 (29:00):
Right, Herbie, me and you on the team. We're gonna
have a little problem. Here are you on a speaker phone?
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I got somebody?
Speaker 6 (29:08):
I got somebody trying.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
To call me?
Speaker 6 (29:11):
All right, Well maybe if you use him for phone
and friend, if we get up, why not?
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I Meanwhile, Carol and Taylor can make the other team.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
So did Herbie put me on hold that they got
collar there?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Alright?
Speaker 6 (29:26):
I'm with you, all right, we'll ask them to see
what me and her boy I can do here for
round one?
Speaker 1 (29:34):
All right, well, yeah, all right, me and Herbie.
Speaker 6 (29:39):
Ready go, you put your worm on one of these
the fish. Yeah, uh I blank that this is I'm
telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I blank? Uh no another word? Just yes? I blank?
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well, I I blank to love you you?
Speaker 1 (30:03):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6 (30:03):
This is what you do to your hair when you tink,
when you twine it inside I mean outside?
Speaker 1 (30:09):
No, no another it goes in and out right out.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
Yes, ray, well you did so much upper body workout there.
Speaker 7 (30:22):
World.
Speaker 6 (30:26):
Put something as simple as promise. Remember when yesterday when
I said that's why this game is great?
Speaker 5 (30:34):
Yeah, I remember that. You remember that.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
I just wondering. I remember that.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
I want to suck it up to herbiause. Well, I's
see what happens. We bought a three on the board.
Tater and Carol? All right, Carol, are you ready?
Speaker 10 (30:52):
I'm ready?
Speaker 7 (30:52):
First time?
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, Well you go ahead and move out of your
head and Carol ready go all right?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
You didn't show up for school, so she marked you?
What CARDI No, you didn't show up. You weren't there?
She marked you? Yes, ma'am ice blank ice blank you
screamed for ice blank. Okay, so yes, hey, this is
hey my body the blank of my body is pair
(31:28):
the blank? Are you in yep? A record? Another thing
when they have like seventeen songs on it.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
It's there?
Speaker 6 (31:34):
What all right, there's the buzzer. Yes, y'all put a
three on the board as well. Okay, we are tied
up as anybody's game going in around two.
Speaker 1 (31:47):
All right, herb wan are you ready?
Speaker 6 (31:50):
I think so? We are picking up on that last one.
Ready go the Beatles famous white blank.
Speaker 1 (31:59):
Album and that's it.
Speaker 6 (32:00):
Uh hand me those lais potato. Yeah, uh huh. My
blank in the army is sergeant. That is your yes,
uh huh. Your car won't start? You got a dead
right blank Street trade stocks at blank.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Street, Wall Street.
Speaker 6 (32:21):
Put your baby in one of these, they'll keep them
in the blank in the basement at church?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Wow, at.
Speaker 6 (32:34):
Batters Church had a basement? What do you think of lot?
How doesn't say dungeon? Remember yesterday you said you would
mess with me when playing word wasn't messing with you?
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yes, let me get back here to the game.
Speaker 6 (32:55):
Yes, Carol and Tator five will tie because Herbie has
got a eight.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
All right, five to tie, six to win.
Speaker 5 (33:03):
Taking up on that last one, ready go mother goose
was a bunch of blank rhymes. Yes, the opposite of cologne.
Women wear this, Yes, milk cheese. It's all in this department.
It's all yep. You can go to the machine and
make a blank of your paper. It's a duplicate. You
(33:24):
go make yep. You make these in the morning. Their country,
but the blank and grady. Yes, the guy playing baseball,
he throws this, what does he do?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Yes? That is the wind.
Speaker 6 (33:43):
You understood, Herbie Herman, I stole one from us in
the bottom of the ninth. The body that was That
was fun. Guys next herve me try but on your
team tighter.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Don't give me something to work for. All right, I
heard me appreciate.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Yours because I'm the biscuit making all at it.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Here you can you got the big old prize pack.
Head up the pike bell for congratulations.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
All right?
Speaker 6 (34:20):
Yeah, the morning Big shows on the radio, Randy. So
we're about to butt wholes.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
All right.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
I figured it out a wordy word, you know, saying
when you jump in, I'm not really mad because I'm
frustrated like sometimes this game. You heard my two rounds.
That was frustrating for me, you know, yeah, I mean,
I totally get it. That's why I won't play the
game anymore in the nurse because I guess it didn't
like downstairs. But but y'all can see the word nursery.
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Yeah, that's right, So it's why it just sounded where
you're like, they keep them locked up in the basement.
I was like, wow, I didn't uh.
Speaker 6 (34:57):
Some of the best mamas of Marrio's mama. Anyway, we're
in the nursery.
Speaker 1 (35:01):
It just happened to be in the basis.
Speaker 6 (35:03):
It's all right, here we go. We're moving on with
our lives as I won't have to do. You know,
sometimes after this wonderful game. So Red McKinney from Making
Georgia says, hey, guys, this request goes back to the
Obama days. Play that Kermit song BS connection.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Thanks. You know what it's talking about that I found it?
You got work baby, all right? Red?
Speaker 6 (35:27):
Your request coming up next Good morning Big shows on
(35:54):
the radio of something you liked to hear. We make
it happen about this time Monday through Friday. This morning,
Red McKenny out American Georgia. Red gets his requests back
to the Obama days. That Karmen song in it.
Speaker 9 (36:16):
Why do we do so many songs about Obama and
the goof's on the far left side Because liberals are
phony and full love boloney, and they've always got something
(36:37):
to hide.
Speaker 12 (36:41):
Some people fall for it, hook line and sinker.
Speaker 9 (36:47):
You can tell they watch MSNBC. Someday they'll catch on
to the BS connection Obama Pelosi and.
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Read I got all.
Speaker 1 (37:09):
Liberals thing. Every wish should be.
Speaker 12 (37:13):
Heard and granted, whether we can afford it or not.
But facts are an soob and in reality you can't
spend what you haven't. God, it must be amazing that
(37:37):
dope that they're blazing, or maybe they're on PCP. Someday
they'll catch on to the BS connection Obama plos.
Speaker 13 (37:56):
And read the goalable.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
On under their spell.
Speaker 12 (38:02):
It's sad and a little bit tragic.
Speaker 9 (38:10):
In case you've been half asleep, or maybe you missed it.
The country is blowing downhill, the economy sinking, and they
blame Bush their thinking that Obama is the.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Cure for our ill.
Speaker 13 (38:35):
It must be so painful to have such a brainfall
of colossal stupidity. Someday they'll see it. The BS Connection,
Obama Holos and read line.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
They're so dune.
Speaker 9 (39:03):
Thank God that they're still you and me.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Four more years Moorland, it's a big show on the radio.
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are below the trends. They're in radio land this here's
a Reverend Billy Ray Collins on Missorda Joshua Independent full
of Us for Penny Coolstial Assembly just off State Road
twenty three on the frontage floor. Well, friends, every time
you turn around, the modern American atheists is pitching a
(40:18):
hissy about something religious people do. They get bent out
of shape about a prayer before a high school football game.
They won't let nobody put up a manger scene at Christmas,
and now they think we are to let atheists be
army chaplains. That's right, friends. The United States Congress had
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a debate the other day about whether or not unbelievers
need to get their own chaplains in the military. You know,
folks Useter say it ain't no atheist in a fox hole.
Apparently this bunch thinks we need some now. The way
I understand, a chaplain is a religious counselor, and an
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atheist is somebody that don't believe in God. So I
ain't really sure what the point of an atheist chaplain
would be. I mean, you and hire a loftguard that
can't swim, or a math teacher that don't know the
multiplication table. Why don't you make a fellow that don't
believe in God a chaplain? Well, some of the atheists say, well,
(41:30):
the army's got Jewish chaplains and Muslim chaplains and Buddhist chaplains.
Tell you the truth. I ain't real wild about none
of them either, but I reckon we do need to
have them. They just bes a dog out of me.
What an atheist chaplain would even do? I mean, some
marine comes to see him and says, well, my two
(41:50):
years is almost up. I don't know if ar or
re enlist or not. What's an atheist chaplain gonna say, Well, son,
I think you need to go somewhere quiet and not
pray about it. The Lord in heaven would gladly give
you the wisdom you seek if he existed. But since
life is just a long series of random accidents that
(42:11):
ends in a black void of nothingness, I'd say flip
a con simple fi ooh rah. Yeah, that's just what
the military needs when they get done high and all
the atheist chaplains, maybe they could sign up some blind
sharpshooters too. In other words, if you can't figure out
why a chaplain that's an unbeliever is a drum idea,
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back to listening to all the booger jokes and the
rackety go to hell secord. You, my friends, are minds
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